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shit
can have a rifle, not a pistol
need to be 21 for that
thats worse!?
I lowk do wanna visit the states one day to shoot a gun
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snake
children hunt animals in this country for food and sport
the phantom breadice
@icy glacier just clicked that we are talking to non Americans. America looks like a pile of guns, blood, and idiots to outsiders.
I feel like my entire body would disintegrate if I fired anything above 9 mil in the US
why would you even shoot animals for fun/sport? Just make moving targets synthetically or play a simulation bruh, its so dumb
dont forget food safety violations
To be fair the idiots part is not entirely wrong but that's also alot of countries
I see the US as a massive unmoderated GMod server thank you
Ragdolls
Mhm
I love when you go to someone’s house and they’re polite and say “I hope the dog doesn’t bother you”
I want the dog to bother me
if it does not bother me I don’t wanna be here 💀😂
im not saying the UK is wrong in their thinking when it comes to automotive licensing im just saying its not how it works here
youre not wrong
i cant find flaw in that logic
sport hunting is fairly uncommon, we usually eat what we kill
Yeah. The uk and Germany have a need for it as it's significantly easier to get ahold of one.
In the us it's just how our system is since it's not as big of a need.
Hell here sport hunting is still regarded as keeping what you kill, just wasteful not to.
i lived in german for 7 years, i like they way theiy handle autos
If you are what you eat then I am an innocent man
and papers for its demilitarization
im a vegan then lol
cant drive tank thats still capable of shooting
It wasnt armed in the first place
I wanna build a killdozer one day
If you are what you eat then I am a goat with the heart of a child
well, we do have a range in texas where you can go and shoot live ammo from tanks
thats different
I think terradyne makes a badass armored truck
I just need a cat H licence to let me drive heavy vehicles
Granted there is a demilitarised T-55 but tanks don't really have good gas milage
Better off with an APC
thats dedicated space for that
just driving a tank on public roads requires 2 things
licence for that, papers that prove its incapable of shooting
3 miles per gallon lol
Gimme ^_^
That's the gta online truck
Gurkha
Looks like a civilian JLTV
By terradyne
I ran over so much people in that thing
behold the militarized fiat
I might buy this
im just happy we didnt get flamed anough for me to start talkinh county policy
fiat 125p was whacky car
amount of mods ppl did officially and on their own is boggus
Lol yeah
Who needs a reverse gear when you can full auto 😂
Get me the Vespa with the 104mm Recoiless Rifle
i know the guys who built that
And I'll be indebted to you
Who needs full auto when it's gone after a second
best i can do rn is fiat 126 lpt
Accuracy by volume of fire
That works
Dual minigunned tuktuk
You guys like my Vietnam war LARP
fiat is everything
ill try anb make it happenn when i get back to the phillipines
Welp goodnight nms geeks. It's 2 am and i need sleep because i am unfortunately a mer human for now.
You telling me you guys haven't uploaded your entire consciousness to an LLM
laters
not recently?
Weak
Not yet, looking into doing that soon though
Good
If you were a program what would your main function be?
system 32 deletion
those desktop goose annoyances
I think I’d be clippy
I would fulfil my dream of becoming an Idol or sm
I would replace youtube
i would commit desktop violence
someone needs to
YouTube? Nah wepipe
Pipe!? Like
Screw with the world to slowly drive everyone insane by changing small, typically unnoticed things but make it seem like it was always that way
ls ~/mystuff | grep -r MyFucksToGive
Result: 0
the US govt already does that lol why do you think most americans are crazy and dumb?
Fair
that already happens when it comes to groceries
shrinkflation is pain
I put pure Scottish whiskey in the water so they can taste real alcohol
facts
it should be illegal tbh
operative word is SHOULD
Im among the top at my school but im dumb
Umazing
We live in a world where Oreos THINS, with less product costs more than a package of regular Oreos cuz the thinner ones are healthier so it costs more. 😂 it’s so backwards
what do you mean they can change contents of package without changing anything on the package but tinny hiden on back number
and not tell anybody about it
You'd think in the land of making everything big they'd make the groceries big but no
im a HS drop out and im more intelligent and succesful than my peers who dint
the one thing that keeps getting smaller
i just dont care
Kind of like me
I eat a lot and I get smaller
🤝 food just moves though me
it sneaks up on you
Good because I'm bordering like, hospital intervention level of underweight
Im already in my senior year. Would be waste of time to drop out. Just gotta graduate, then move out of this god forsaken country and move deep into northern Canada..
i hear west canada is also nice
If multiple gooses is geese why isn’t multiple mooses meese?
The political system here is gonna face a collapse within our lives. I don't wanna be here when it happens
And a singular sheep is a shoop
I am stuck in college only so I can delay the inevitable of employment
same reason a fish and those fish are just fish
But we say fishes too
preaching to the choir my friend
I'll collapse it faster then
you say, we dont
Go my pocket Metal Gear Solid lore
That guy fishes over there
bc peace was never an option
verb not a noun
Gonna gaslight US Congress into signing the Patriots act so we can hurry up and start the MGS timeline
Trust trust
multiple fish
Fsh
thats fair
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff
By the time you're here we gonna be in a civil war
same
Oh good I'm gonna open up my own Faction then
Scottish invasion of the East coast
Call it uh..
Idk
well for us its Civil War 2 Electric Boogaloo
Like in all seriousness, if something doesn't change in our political system, something is gonna happen and it's not gonna be pretty
destiny
they ran out of ideas a while ago
well to change one somehow ,not pretty has to happen
Im as american as american can get, and im leaving this country in the next few years what does that say? lol
thats just how things go
Yeah, as a fellow American im with you
Wake me up when America brings in proper data security legislation in terms of Cyber security
France in 2025, united states in 2026
Wake me up, when septemmbeeerr endsss 🎼
WAKE THE FUCK UP JENKS ITS OCTOBER YOU NOCTURNAL FUCK
I joke love you
<3
Evil Neuro's karaoke stream last night was true peak
I feel alive again
Anyways chat
i dont like to politicize everything but when 50% of the country canbt pull their head out of their ass and keeps assassinating or trying to kill the other 50%, theres an issue and im not here for it
Do I get Monter or not
Mhm
It's 8:30am
Someone take out the statue of liberty already. United States doesn't need something that represents something thats nog true
You got it
🫡
i digress though most of the time its like talking to a wall, at least these UK peeps are funny
AM FAE SCOTLAND! DONT LUMP ME IN WITH THEM SOUTHERNERS
Except wales
Welsh are chill
Hello everyone 👋
though im hesitant to call the scott a uk member...jeez let me finish
Next us election is 2028, if we last that long
go soak yer head
I only say they are because Nessie has tenure
clearly, no one disrespects the monster
Yummers
I can't deal with the low/zero sugar ones. True green for me
too gross you mean
I can't stand green or white ones, my ones have to be ✨fruity✨
Mhm. Though high-schoolers be drinking monsters on school trips like it's water lol
The mango and pineapple ones I enjoy
I'll have you know I am a vaguely responsible adult in college
Emphasis on the vaguely because I'm insane
i was us military for....too long, caffine and nicotine are the only way i tolerate other humans
He watch TV
Monster keeps me alive for these 9am classes
Fair enough
Which wouldn't be bad if my lecturers weren't ass
White Monster is the nectar of the gods when you're doing a 6 AM shift after clocking out at 11 PM the night before, can vouch
Where are you supposed to go if you’re addicted to rehab?
unhab
Im guilty of being on occasional monster highs myself
Whoops 
I don't do REHAB. I don't do THERAPY.
I just STOP DRINKING and if I REBOUND then I KILL MYSELF
It was frend shaped 🙁
Insert that food critic from ratatouille
Are you still dying
That's why I have this
Gum disease
Chat
Do not eat Wax crayons
They aren't flavoured
It's all a government conspiracy
yolo
Wax is a flavor
Just eat wax
They burn well tho
This is why preferred the squishy highlighter tubes.
Glow stick juice
Playdough doesn't taste good
true
Correct, was now he's just a bloody smeer on the carpet
Eat pine sap instead
got that in my eyes when i was a kid...it sucks
lasts for days
Today I learned that solid snake is a plant
Yea it stains for sure
Isn’t a snake that’s solid just a bat, or pipe
https://fixvx.com/LocalBateman/status/1932573742648984011?t=64VoPx--azrRWrRa3AaYBg&s=19
Checkmate liberals
murder hose
That’s the mg42
thats the....no youre right
Aka the buzzsaw
i was gonna say pig, but thats the M60
Then you got the literal SAW. M249
oh shit i can post gifs here...yall are fucked
hell hath no fury like an elder millenial with GIF powers
dont
dont hit me me with that
Uncle Ben in spiderman is sacred.....less so for the riice in the US
Wonder if uncle Ben would’ve survived the thanos snap
no, hes a fixed point in the timeline
Be the guy that cuts one centered triangle out of the middle next time
Your one slice is gonna cost everyone 
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devious
If you aren't supposed to swallow toothpaste then why did they make it taste good
who says you cant?
The smart people
So, I did my dentist check for surgery
It costs too much being robust. The tooth cant just be pulled out, its barbed in there
So surgery is a casual $700 for 1 extraction.
My monthly check for reference $750
In other news, Advanced Tracking And Launch Analysis System is declared opertional <.<
A lot of places will setup payment plans accordingly it’s not all a lump sum at once
My 614$ Covid test was paid out over 32 months
Sadly, that system isnt in place for the country im living in.
Ohhh :/
If it exists, its only because that company does it
My company does offer "some" help with dentists but not like actual insurance. I need to find a higher paying job anyway. But, that can be for later
unless its a full-natural non-abrasive herbal paste, they range from mildly harmful (abrasive) to permanently-toxic (chlorhexidine, etc)
Lmao tai Lopez is in a world of shit rn 💀 dude went from “here in my garage, with my Lamborghini”
To
“Here in my jail cell, with my celly”

Who
Still not ringing a bell
Ohhh
Dis dood
Figures
Yea seen it coming since back then lmao
I love the gigachad pic in the background
Oh wait it’s not 💀
Lol
Money
Vedal giving both his A.Is access to twitter was probably both the best and worst moves imaginable
Ahh i didn't know discord implemented custom themes recently ,, this is so cool
Hi
Hello!
How chat
Where's chat
When is chat
How is chat
Why are you sad?
Because i am faced with the fact that some of my more achievable dreams are becoming less and less achievable, and soon to be impossible TwT
Whos chat
Bob
We are
Why do you say that?
Mostly costs and affordability
Bob. What does this mean?
Aww…
What’s chat
Maybe you just need to take your dreams and break them down into smaller steps 🫂
When’s chat
Cooked
I mean i could attempt to try to make something i have always wanted
Instead of sourcing someone else to do it
But
Then again
If i mess up
It could also cost a lot
Mess up. Fail upward.
Its not failing upward if to fail is costly
Its like
Failing at a brick wall
And having that brick wall get thicker each time
Then dig under it
More like a gaping pit
Stop trying to hit the wall
Those kinds of fails swallow lives
Trying to get over it
I want to be a brooding asshole but I can't bring myself to do it
Me but polar opposite
Its how I see my own current goals
Everything WILL get better
Even if i see a massive dentist operations
It might take some time to get over, but you can try to find other goals to strive for. 🙂
It can.
Its hard to have meaningful goals in this era
I'm not a glass is half full kind of person. I'm a glass is only good to use to fill another container with kind of person.
I dont like leaving things to chance
Yeah…
I always wanted to cosplay but I'm too fucking ugly
There are hundreds of cons
Cosplay a masked character?
Also doubt
What the hell happened to "self love" huh?
I knows
Self love when directed to others
Get a suit and tie and you can go to a business convention you're not invited to. Just have a suitcase
I don’t have enough smulions
Should follow those words
Otherwise, its just hollow speak
See, a suit is the thing i am having a hard time obtaining
Suits are expensive, for no reason
It has ninja pockets
Having a watch to occasionally look at is also important
It could
Sure not just any suit would work?
Im absolutely pawsitive
Yeah, those suits are in the thousands
Yea ;-;
Confused
I’ve wanted one for years
Could start saving, and budgeting
Is this a convention or a yiffer sniffer?
Hm?
One of those get togethers full of people dressed as animals?
I basically need to save 100€ a month for 2 years
Yea i
Why the fuck would you call it a yiffer sniffer
Have been a closeted fur
For
A long time
Too many bullies to be up and center about it
Makes sense
And lack of friends to have confidence to stick up for myself
Just say you like pokemonning
and if they say they didn't hear you pretend you said manning
I would be a weird looking pokemon
Friends aren't a requirement for confidence
Nah, but
payton manning
No friends kinda does a number on confidence
Especially when i have been trying TwT
I dont really know how to respond, my experience has been different
I had a dream I could breathe underwater and was rescuing people in a flooded out city.
Crazy
Yea its whatever
I care less and less every day
I just think its really weird tho
Like all my friends just up and left one day
No like
Warning or anything
Where they go?
I've been alone most of my life. If I didnt find confidence in myself, through small battles, I wouldnt be where I am
Foreign country?
so...damn...peaceful :3 ^_^
To be fair i think it was the same time i chose to stop reaching out as well
See if anyone actually cared for my presence
Which
I mean obviously i can tell how much they cared now lol
Nah, all ghosted
Getting a bit too relatable
Why test?
Sounds like you didn't have friends to begin with...only acquaintances.
Because i felt unheard
Like i was just following along
With no one there really acknowledging me in the group
Aaah, invisible
That and i would always be the one to be like
“Ay can i join”
They would never invite me prior
I would always have to go out of my way
Yeah, they dont sound like friends to start with
Nop
Plus not to mention they ridiculed me when i originally tried being open and myself
So that was cool too
My own parents even do that 😭
Everyone expects me to be so mature and like strong minded
Or like serious 100% of the time
When in reality
Im just silly brain
All i ever want is to just be silly and cute and happi TwT
This is why I don't tell my parents shit
To this day I haven't told them the full extent of my recent history
They just think I'm a lil slow
"I'm not slow mom. I'm a snail furry!"
I'm scared I'll get beaten if I say anything 😭
By whom
I'm happy I got beaten as a kid so I didn't end up a furry 🙏
Nothing against all of them..just bad experiences with one's I had known
By me
I love furries
Probably my dad and not that fucking guy
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Theyre so cute and adorable
He called you stinky
Anime and vtubers is just the opposite blade edge of autism you get if you aren’t a furry
True
Ngl i love my furtubers tho
It's ableist to use autism as a pejorative
Its ableist to labelist me
I think autistic people have it hard enough.
It's only ableist to me if I'm offended
Which I'm not because I actively joke about that too :)
My social life peaked long time ago, now I just want to be left alone and read 40k novels 
Mood
I want to be hooked up to the machine
My social life was shot out back
I wanna just drink monster and watch like idk
Salvation in digital heaven
What's a social life?
Either Pipkin Pippa or Neuro
Vrchat
Pippa is such a shitpost
I won't touch VR chat.
I used to not
Good
VRchat is worse
Oh I know
I've never seen a VR chat that didn't have something that made me feel less about humanity.
It's just the gateway drug
I have 160 regrettable hours on it
Nah cos i was a furry before i ever touched vrc
Also ngl i love watching utube with randoms in vrchat
When they aren’t being annoying
War Thunder is truly just purgatory incarnate
I will never touch warthunder
I hate war thunder
Or league
Don't
Or valorant
I play WT but not LoL or Val
I used to be an insane caustic main though
Never touched the BR or multiplayer
Old cod > new
Bo3 pc zombies is undefeated
Since mods
I'd agree but BO:CW and BO6 zombies lowk slept on
But yea BO3 custom zombies is
Peak
Real OGs remember World at War custom maps though
Cw yes, bo6, absolutely not
Bo6 is ai slop
So will bo7
BO6 has some of the best newgen maps
Shattered Viel and the recent one
Reckoning I think it is
But warzone
I will not touch bo6
I also did kinda enjoy BO6 campaign
Cod lost me with mw2
It actually wasn't ass
Unlike new gen MWs
Black Ops campaigns have always been pretty on point
Except BO3
That was a shitshow of a campaign
If i wanna play a pvp game nowadays i play gears 5
Don’t eugh
Never touched 4 or 5
I've played Gears 1,2,3,Judgement,Tactics and now Reloaded
Multiplayer is peak
Reloaded is cheeks
Is just gears ultimate
And that was a shitty remaster imo
But gears 5
Reloaded is new gen Gears 1???
Gears ultimate is way older
And is Gears 1 and 2
iirc
With midly updated graphics
Not even. New graphics only
And the graphics are arguably shittier than the original
Gears 1 with gears 2 and 3 player models added
Only gears 1 campaign
High Def forbidden cheese my beloved
I swear RAAM is more of a bitch to fight as well...might be because i picked hardest diff and the Kryll kill me in like half a second
Yea
Everything about the remaster besides being able to play multiplayer again, is kinda just worse than the og
Its like halo ce anniversary again lol. Remaster completely forgets which genre of game it’s retexturing
Tbf I never cared much for Gears MP outside of uh
Horde
Loved horde
Esp GoW 2 horde
Horde is amazing
I love that you can be the locus
Like the individual bosses and shit
Getting good at gears 5 is prolly one of the most satisfying things you can do. Hitting nasty shots feels unworldly. Almost like hitting a crazy shot on a monster in monster hunter, or beating a hard boss in dark souls. Gives the same amount of adrenaline and dopamine loll
Also true
"We can't tunnel into this city we need a new approach!"
The suspiciously Terraria Eater of Worlds shaped locust:
Lol
I wish we got some better warhammer games
Like space marine 2 is good
But
Its short
Fatshark pls be more consistent with Darktide
And it focuses on the ultrasmurfs
I wish we got a space marine game with a story and or gameplay feature that could include many more chapters narratively and immerse you more into the setting and environments you get set into
I love darktide because I can play as an angry Scottish woman with a chainsaw sword
fair
I know it would never happen but i yearn for a space marine class
In that game
Sphess Muhreens are cool but I want the middle ground
Gimme a Tempestus Scion game
Lemme be badass but not like space marine level immortal
Dont forget about terminators, and centurions
If they get deployed to a battlefield, every other option bar outright exterminatus has been expended and didn't work
And dreadnoughts
titans are the WMD's 😄
Hardly
Compared to the sheer scale of the guard
Compered to Adeptus Custodes tho
Space marines are churned our pretty fast
Just before heresy dark angels legion was able to send out a fresh batch of marines every 2 years
thunder warriors were before even custodes right?
cus custodes were used to wipe em out
iirc
The humble Ogryn
I think Custodes were created before Thinder Worriors
Custodes were made to be nearly perfect, but you can't conquer terra, not to mention the galaxy, with a handful of dudes
Its unfortunately not the same
i mean it does seem wierd to make them if u already had perfect custodes. but yea, the near irreplacability of them is kinda why
he needed throwaways
Oh for sure..Ogryns aren't fast nor smart
But they can equal a space marine in strength
theres only ever 10k iirc
I think the only way i am going to be able to achieve my space marine fantasy, is by dual booting my steam deck so i can finally try this space marine augmented mod TwT
Cos it apparently is windows only for some reason
My favourite story of an Ogryn is when a commissar asked one to grab a medkit from a chimaera
Ogryn dragged the burnt out wreck of the chimaera 200 feet back to the Commissar
There was a battle during the unification era where the emperor sent out 10,000 Thunder Warriors to fight 50,000 rebels.
And he was still fighting in other places on terra
the ogryns bob and gav bring tears to my eyes
My Ogryn in DT is called "Smash"
Very proficient with a pickaxe
I love darktide
Veteran - Sword
Zealot - Sword
Psyker - Sword
Ogryn - Stick and Pickaxe
I don’t think I’ve ever used this as a pfp before

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isnt that a state
Saw a massive robber fly sitting in my yard, but i didn't have my phone to take a picture
They're so cool though
The Asilidae are the robber fly family, also called assassin flies. They are powerfully built, bristly flies with a short, stout proboscis enclosing the sharp, sucking hypopharynx. The name "robber flies" reflects their expert predatory habits; they feed mainly or exclusively on other insects and, as a rule, they wait in ambush and catch their p...

Honestly one of the coolest bugs you can see lol
Never seen one I don't think. ~~I HIGHLY support this
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feed mainly or exclusively on other insects
Reminds me of the "dragonfly", has the word "fly" in it, but it's another badass bug cleaning house.
Wait wait wait @edgy egret I don't like this bit 
In general, the family attacks a very wide range of prey, including other flies, beetles, butterflies and moths, various bees, ants, dragonflies and damselflies, ichneumon wasps, grasshoppers, and some spiders.
It should just stick to killing flies. C'mon.
They also suck the brains out of everything they catch lol
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Their mouth is a sharp, long tube that they jam into their prey lol
hiii

i hate when pc cases have stickers on their fans that are slightly off center, it looks like the fan has wobble
I don’t stare at my pc fans….
they have LEDs
What kind of weirdo are you? Weirdo
its like a lava lamp
I want to turn off all the LEDs in my case, but I haven’t bothered to figure out how
Backlit keyboard, mouse with lights, all good.
Disco ball under my desk? Why goddess why?
ambient lighting
It’s a pc, not a LAMP
PCs used to have built in cup holders
Lmao whaaa?
That's hilarious if true. Never seen that
Guys my girlfriend won't make me coffee in bed should I break up with her
Trade her in for a new one, say she squeaks.
Is your girlfriend AI?
I must ask cuz I just learned this kind of subreddit exists
https://www.reddit.com/r/MyBoyfriendIsAI/s/ksfZUoPycq
It's not her fault tho
She doesn't know we have to be chained up all the time or something
You know what the weather is like in audiocity?

omg is that the real george orwell

how is 1984
Yeah, horses can't legally agree to Discord's TOS. So they can't be on the platform
Wait they're about to
That's crazy
Real
I better not catch any houses in chat
I'll report you to discord
hatsune miku
But what about Mr Ed?
Paid actor
Paid horse
Skinwalker
Next you’ll tell me Bojack Horseman is not real

He has to be real, autocorrect knows him
Isnt any walking skin walking?

What is this work you speak of?
So is work being done if I go down the stairs?
Wtf am I looking at
Yes
But I’m retired! I’m not supposed to work
Physics
Physics puts me into psychosis
If it’s lazy to not be a slave to a corporation, I’ll take it
The only reason I could retire though is my wife died and left me a house that I sold
Can I ask how old you are?
I’m 49
Just finished season 1 of the Halo series. ||I love how they did the whole “anti face reveal” like they did in the games at the end where instead of him not taking his helmet off cuz we obviously seen his face, they just don’t show it so we don’t know if he’s alive or not with the whole Cortana taking over thing||
Such a badass way to end it. I like it so far
Real earlyy
Congratulations on that part, sorry for the way it came about though 😭
People were so mad about the face reveal too lmao
That's all I know about the show
Nah, hardcore lore gamerz were mad
All I know is the ||MasterCheeks meme||
I mean they “could’ve” made him never take off his helmet but I feel like with what they did, it was creative enough to excuse him taking it off
Halo (tv series) is not part of the game timeline though
So it doesn’t exist before or after the game timeline, the game timeline never happened in the series correct?
Please share?
Its own thing
AFAICT, yes
Feels that way to me to
Look it up, I'm getting ready for exercise class
Unlike the Borderlands movie, it still feels like a Halo story though
Forsure I think they did fine with it.
I was hoping you had it on deck 😂 I'll look it up
I actually wanna watch season two so there’s that
Hi everyone 👋
The joke is basically ||you see his ass in the show|| though. It isn't super profound or anything
Yeah 😂 I found the picture. I was gonna share it cause I figured it would be a goofy meme but it's just a naked dude
😭
Yep lmao
Nice butt though
The pellet scene?
I think I want congee
Cuz even in the suit they caked up 💀😂
I bet my rice cooker has a congee setting too
Pet the silly bell doggo
You have no idea how relieving this is
After a long summer full of smoke
I looked outside and couldn't see anything lol
Just realized Chex Mix Cheddar isn’t as great as I thought. I’ll go for the bold flavors!
I’m not a fan, but here I am, forcing myself to eat it like a champ, no matter how gross it gets!
Is that the old Concord plane?
Oh
That’s awesome! I bet he’ll love it!
Aww 
So, it's basically toddler size, right?
that'd be a big toddler but yeah
I've seen some ten or eleven-pound babies the day after they were born. It's quite a sight!
Yes, that is indeed a very large plane to be printed.
Bought Hollow Knight and Silksong
I can already tell, im going to enjoy em
Mail it to me I got you
Cheddar broccoli soup has gotta be one of my top fave soups :3
Like Panera broccoli cheddar? It's my favorite from there, too!
Holy shit
Stop spying on me
I wasn't!
Like of allllll the choices you actually get it 😂😂😂
It's the only one I knew of, plus we actually have Panera stores where I live. 😄
Not saying much, all of Panera menu is mid at best
I do wish it were a liiiiittle thicker. I kinda like chowder consistency
Then again I could’ve added cheese to do that myself
The video's so much better. I love this little girl 
I only have a couple of their items that I eat when we order from there, but they're okay.
“Is it good?”
practically dies
“Mmmm yea!” wincing 😂😂
Trying so hard to be polite
i was in a debate with my parents so till i realize oh i am 32 years old
So you returned to the basement?
Just adorbz
Trying not to hurt her mom's feelings
nah bro im just living in livingroom playing games on 70 inch tv and watching anime on my pc
You should ask around in NMS-related channels, like #nms-lfg-or-trades or #nms-fauna
Thanks

Had to re-download to enjoy it all over again 
Original video: https://youtube.com/shorts/Wn4Kxy6bPI4
Littlegirl featured on MTV Deliciousness
Link to full Full Video
https://youtu.be/DSUTWvHtMC8
Little Girl Fakes Liking Mom's Cooking
Little Girl Pretending to Like Mommy's Cooking
Girl Pretends to Like Her Mom's Past
Girl Unconvincingly Pretends to Like Mom’s Cooking
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Beats having a conversation with another adult, I guess.
Whoa! I never knew this. I wonder if this is what's going on:
https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/s/zrHcBaNSkR
I'm positive her gaging was not because it tasted bad. It happens alot with tounge tied kids, they have an over active gag reflex and spaghetti is really bad for it. My son had that issue until he got corrective surgery.
More info from the mom:
https://www.popsugar.com/family/little-girl-pretending-to-like-moms-spaghetti-video-47363024
"I had made spaghetti, like I had done many times before, with no one disliking it. It's actually a dinner all my kids will eat," she told POPSUGAR. "I look over at my daughter and she is gagging with every bite she's taking. She isn't saying anything to me, like she doesn't like it or she doesn't want to eat anymore. She just keeps eating it and gagging."
Annie continued, "She wasn't complaining or anything. I told her she didn't need to finish her dinner if she didn't like it . . . since that day she does not like pasta."
Yeah this looks like a swallowing issue.
I have added it to my favorites. Thank you, kind sir. 
You saved leprechaun twice
It's just a failed edit that I decided to post for fun!
Since the date was messed up, and Google Gemini couldn't get it right, it kept saying stuff like "one day till Halloween," then "two days," then a thousand, then seven thousand. I gave up; I didn't want to fix it myself.
I used to have it in my photo album but couldn't find it. Had to google it again. I'm glad it's come in handy 
Yeah, I think I had the shorter version, but it’s probably in the cloud now. I’ll have double gold once I upload my phone to the cloud again!
Updated my notes too with relevant links above.
I didn't know about the gag reflex being such an issue with a lot of kids.
btw i say this often but off topic for everyone
what would u do in the middle of the house nothing around u micheal myers at front door jason at the back door freddy in the basement and chucky in the attic what would u do?
any answer is possible.
I'd ask them what they'd like to drink.
Sounds like a fun party.
Well, given freddie only appears in dreams, I'd wake up and they'd all be gone.
lol
This wheelchair is definitely evil
Does everyone know how to make proper reports?
Aww, that’s tough! I didn’t know that either! It’s amazing what you can learn from just a minute-long video.
To who?
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Sometimes I report to the server. Sometimes if I think it's more important than the reach of the server, I report to discord itself.
Lol right? Tis wild. Everyone's life experience is so unique
Some accounts deserve to be terminated
Evil how?
well sum server's have rule's to follow but if someone break the rule i get that part.
On a mobile device, please tap and hold(message), then select 'apps' followed by 'report'. Send
It's $15. What do you expect out of a wheelchair?
We have an option to click on a message so you can easily click
Apps >
Report to Moderators. It makes it easier for us as we get the username and message link, and message forwarded automatically in the ticket. Can save everyone's time. But I know a few members don't know about this helpful feature 
I need big man with his wheelchair gif pls
"whoolchair"
Dunno exactly why (brain works in mysterious ways) but the wheelchair somehow reminded me of this I saw shared on Reddit with a caption of "not the best placement for a cowhide" 
Poop carpet
Bullshit
Literally
Gastrointestinal distress rug
maybe it's not such a bad placement after all
It's the "just in case" rug
i didnt know people do things just for money even though they dont want to do the thing otherwise
You didn't know jobs existed?
i thought people chose jobs they like
You choose a job you hate the least.
i love working at this pizza place
i live to have fun, im suprised that isnt a popular concept
The difference between paying the bills and building an economy
What are you talking about? It's a whole subset of philosophy. It's called hedonism.
burger
tater
bruh
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lfwitgetaatplieoahignhtfiycrtyg
ofc
tdbpptbabae
Another way to hide the evidence is arson!
Gargantuan Leviathan
:0

Starfish anatomy be like
Real
hot dog water

that's not a bad impression actually lol
environmental storytelling
You don’t like hotdog straw??
Why make it using a drill?
Tried it once, 10/10 experience
It's a hotdog
How else do you make a hole?
Can’t use a hammer on a hot dog that’ll smash it
Use a metal straw to punch a nice canal through the hotdog
Ah yes then put the metal straw back in the drawer where it will never used

Then sip away on your hotdog straw
Also
Thousand sons? Man, a bunch of pompous nerds
Like, they know people don't trust them bc of their use of psyker powers so instead of being careful with them they use them for all kinds of dumb stuff
One uses biomancy to change colour of his hair bc he felt fancy
Another one uses telekinesis to disassemble his boltgun mid-air and clean it
Yet another one didn't even bother with that and just used his mind to destroy dust and grease inside his weapon on molecular level
And they are fighting a war with Space Wolves as their allies, one of the legions with the biggest hate towards psykers and their powers.
Tho, where I'm reading events are still prior to the council of Nikea so it's not forbidden... yet.
Hi
why did you choose the worst gif possible
You're so right! Didn't even think about that. Now all I need is my spooky pfp.
ooh yesss spooky pfp is in order! 
Done
I don’t have a spooky pfp
yay! i love it
(new pfp)


the audacity



