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wheat grail
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which is the only way that makes sense, i really don‘t understand american rules

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also the fact that everyone above 18 can have a gun…

errant egret
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Also no I am by all definitions insane :)

wheat grail
icy glacier
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need to be 21 for that

wheat grail
errant egret
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I lowk do wanna visit the states one day to shoot a gun

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errant egret
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The phantom bread

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🔥

icy glacier
wheat grail
jaunty moon
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@icy glacier just clicked that we are talking to non Americans. America looks like a pile of guns, blood, and idiots to outsiders.

errant egret
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I feel like my entire body would disintegrate if I fired anything above 9 mil in the US

wheat grail
heady atlas
jaunty moon
errant egret
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Ragdolls

jaunty moon
lone gorge
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I love when you go to someone’s house and they’re polite and say “I hope the dog doesn’t bother you”

I want the dog to bother me
if it does not bother me I don’t wanna be here 💀😂

icy glacier
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im not saying the UK is wrong in their thinking when it comes to automotive licensing im just saying its not how it works here

icy glacier
heady atlas
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i cant find flaw in that logic

icy glacier
jaunty moon
errant egret
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I might get a tank license in the UK

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Remarkably I only need 1 license

lone gorge
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Hell here sport hunting is still regarded as keeping what you kill, just wasteful not to.

icy glacier
errant egret
heady atlas
icy glacier
heady atlas
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cant drive tank thats still capable of shooting

errant egret
lone gorge
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I wanna build a killdozer one day

jaunty moon
icy glacier
errant egret
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I was looking at a BTR-60 Communications Varient

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£52,000

lone gorge
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I think terradyne makes a badass armored truck

errant egret
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I just need a cat H licence to let me drive heavy vehicles

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Granted there is a demilitarised T-55 but tanks don't really have good gas milage

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Better off with an APC

heady atlas
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thats dedicated space for that
just driving a tank on public roads requires 2 things
licence for that, papers that prove its incapable of shooting

lone gorge
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Gimme ^_^

mint spear
lone gorge
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Gurkha

errant egret
lone gorge
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By terradyne

mint spear
heady atlas
errant egret
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I might buy this

icy glacier
# jaunty moon Fair

im just happy we didnt get flamed anough for me to start talkinh county policy

heady atlas
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fiat 125p was whacky car

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amount of mods ppl did officially and on their own is boggus

lone gorge
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Who needs a reverse gear when you can full auto 😂

errant egret
icy glacier
errant egret
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And I'll be indebted to you

jaunty moon
heady atlas
lone gorge
errant egret
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That works

lone gorge
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Dual minigunned tuktuk

errant egret
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You guys like my Vietnam war LARP

heady atlas
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fiat is everything

icy glacier
heady atlas
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fiat is dragster

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fiat is buggy

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fiat can race fiat can drift

jaunty moon
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Welp goodnight nms geeks. It's 2 am and i need sleep because i am unfortunately a mer human for now.

errant egret
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You telling me you guys haven't uploaded your entire consciousness to an LLM

errant egret
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Weak

jaunty moon
errant egret
lone gorge
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If you were a program what would your main function be?

icy glacier
heady atlas
lone gorge
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I think I’d be clippy

errant egret
errant egret
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I would replace youtube

heady atlas
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i would commit desktop violence

icy glacier
lone gorge
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YouTube? Nah wepipe

errant egret
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Pipe!? Like

jaunty moon
errant egret
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ls ~/mystuff | grep -r MyFucksToGive
Result: 0

icy glacier
heady atlas
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shrinkflation is pain

errant egret
icy glacier
heady atlas
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it should be illegal tbh

icy glacier
jaunty moon
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Im among the top at my school but im dumb

errant egret
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Umazing

lone gorge
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We live in a world where Oreos THINS, with less product costs more than a package of regular Oreos cuz the thinner ones are healthier so it costs more. 😂 it’s so backwards

heady atlas
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what do you mean they can change contents of package without changing anything on the package but tinny hiden on back number

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and not tell anybody about it

errant egret
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You'd think in the land of making everything big they'd make the groceries big but no

icy glacier
heady atlas
icy glacier
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i just dont care

errant egret
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I eat a lot and I get smaller

lone gorge
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I graduated but wasn’t allowed to do the whole ceremony thing

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thank god

heady atlas
icy glacier
errant egret
jaunty moon
icy glacier
lone gorge
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If multiple gooses is geese why isn’t multiple mooses meese?

jaunty moon
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The political system here is gonna face a collapse within our lives. I don't wanna be here when it happens

lone gorge
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And a singular sheep is a shoop

errant egret
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I am stuck in college only so I can delay the inevitable of employment

icy glacier
errant egret
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Feesh

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Feeshes

lone gorge
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But we say fishes too

icy glacier
icy glacier
errant egret
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Go my pocket Metal Gear Solid lore

lone gorge
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That guy fishes over there

heady atlas
icy glacier
errant egret
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Gonna gaslight US Congress into signing the Patriots act so we can hurry up and start the MGS timeline

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Trust trust

lone gorge
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There are multiple fishes

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That aren’t all one type of fish

icy glacier
errant egret
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Fsh

lone gorge
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Fsh

errant egret
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Fuck off jenks that's MY COMEDY

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:(

icy glacier
lone gorge
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Nuh uh, I know EVERY JOKE

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ALL of em

errant egret
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Cliff

jaunty moon
errant egret
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Scottish invasion of the East coast

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Call it uh..

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Idk

icy glacier
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well for us its Civil War 2 Electric Boogaloo

heady atlas
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some war there

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some war here

jaunty moon
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Like in all seriousness, if something doesn't change in our political system, something is gonna happen and it's not gonna be pretty

icy glacier
errant egret
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They fell off

heady atlas
errant egret
heady atlas
icy glacier
heady atlas
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thats just how things go

jaunty moon
errant egret
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Wake me up when America brings in proper data security legislation in terms of Cyber security

jaunty moon
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France in 2025, united states in 2026

lone gorge
errant egret
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I joke love you

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<3

lone gorge
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Nothing you said was wrong ^_^

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Highly nocturnal

errant egret
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Evil Neuro's karaoke stream last night was true peak

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I feel alive again

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Anyways chat

icy glacier
errant egret
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Do I get Monter or not

errant egret
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It's 8:30am

jaunty moon
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Someone take out the statue of liberty already. United States doesn't need something that represents something thats nog true

icy glacier
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i digress though most of the time its like talking to a wall, at least these UK peeps are funny

errant egret
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AM FAE SCOTLAND! DONT LUMP ME IN WITH THEM SOUTHERNERS

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Except wales

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Welsh are chill

weak oxide
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Hello everyone 👋

icy glacier
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though im hesitant to call the scott a uk member...jeez let me finish

errant egret
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I'm only pulling your leg

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One of my best mates are from England

jaunty moon
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Next us election is 2028, if we last that long

icy glacier
amber falcon
errant egret
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Got the pink monter

icy glacier
errant egret
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Yummers

amber falcon
icy glacier
errant egret
jaunty moon
amber falcon
errant egret
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Emphasis on the vaguely because I'm insane

icy glacier
stuck grove
errant egret
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Monster keeps me alive for these 9am classes

errant egret
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Which wouldn't be bad if my lecturers weren't ass

silent wagon
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White Monster is the nectar of the gods when you're doing a 6 AM shift after clocking out at 11 PM the night before, can vouch

lone gorge
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Where are you supposed to go if you’re addicted to rehab?

jaunty moon
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Im guilty of being on occasional monster highs myself

stuck grove
errant egret
lone gorge
errant egret
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Insert that food critic from ratatouille

mint spear
errant egret
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Yes

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I'm always dying

icy glacier
mint spear
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Gum disease

errant egret
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Chat

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Do not eat Wax crayons

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They aren't flavoured

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It's all a government conspiracy

icy glacier
green remnant
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Wax is a flavor

mint spear
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Just eat wax

silent wagon
lone gorge
errant egret
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If anything playdough is a nice snack

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Bit on the salty side

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But still edible

lone gorge
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Glow stick juice

mint spear
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Playdough doesn't taste good

icy glacier
stuck grove
mint spear
icy glacier
lone gorge
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The smell of it is unforgettable

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Most chemically thing ever

icy glacier
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lasts for days

errant egret
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Today I learned that solid snake is a plant

lone gorge
icy glacier
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hes a solid snake

lone gorge
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Isn’t a snake that’s solid just a bat, or pipe

errant egret
icy glacier
lone gorge
icy glacier
lone gorge
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Aka the buzzsaw

icy glacier
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i was gonna say pig, but thats the M60

lone gorge
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Then you got the literal SAW. M249

icy glacier
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oh shit i can post gifs here...yall are fucked

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hell hath no fury like an elder millenial with GIF powers

icy glacier
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dont

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dont hit me me with that

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Uncle Ben in spiderman is sacred.....less so for the riice in the US

lone gorge
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Wonder if uncle Ben would’ve survived the thanos snap

icy glacier
mint spear
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No more pizza

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Im mad

lone gorge
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Mmmm pizza

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The perfect whenever food

mint spear
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There was a full ass pizza

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I come back and there's one slice left

lone gorge
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Be the guy that cuts one centered triangle out of the middle next time

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Your one slice is gonna cost everyone DarkSide

pliant fjordBOT
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mint spear
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If you aren't supposed to swallow toothpaste then why did they make it taste good

mint spear
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The smart people

lime sand
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So, I did my dentist check for surgery

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It costs too much being robust. The tooth cant just be pulled out, its barbed in there

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So surgery is a casual $700 for 1 extraction.

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My monthly check for reference $750

sharp anvil
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In other news, Advanced Tracking And Launch Analysis System is declared opertional <.<

lone gorge
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My 614$ Covid test was paid out over 32 months

lime sand
lone gorge
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Ohhh :/

lime sand
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If it exists, its only because that company does it

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My company does offer "some" help with dentists but not like actual insurance. I need to find a higher paying job anyway. But, that can be for later

sharp anvil
# icy glacier who says you cant?

unless its a full-natural non-abrasive herbal paste, they range from mildly harmful (abrasive) to permanently-toxic (chlorhexidine, etc)

lone gorge
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Lmao tai Lopez is in a world of shit rn 💀 dude went from “here in my garage, with my Lamborghini”

To

“Here in my jail cell, with my celly”

lone gorge
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The dude that loves “knowledge”

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Facing fraud charges from the SEC LOL

pale meadow
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Still not ringing a bell

pale meadow
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Ohhh

lone gorge
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Dis dood

pale meadow
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Figures

lone gorge
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Yea seen it coming since back then lmao

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I love the gigachad pic in the background

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Oh wait it’s not 💀

pale meadow
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Lol

mint spear
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How do you guys like your eggs

quaint adder
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Money

errant egret
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Vedal giving both his A.Is access to twitter was probably both the best and worst moves imaginable

chrome sandal
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Ahh i didn't know discord implemented custom themes recently ,, this is so cool

tender marlin
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Hi

gloomy idol
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Hello!

tender marlin
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How chat

mint spear
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Where's chat

tender marlin
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When is chat

mint spear
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How is chat

tender marlin
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Sad

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And anticipating

gloomy idol
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Why are you sad?

dry bison
tender marlin
# gloomy idol Why are you sad?

Because i am faced with the fact that some of my more achievable dreams are becoming less and less achievable, and soon to be impossible TwT

quaint adder
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Whos chat

mint spear
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Bob

tender marlin
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We are

tender marlin
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Mostly costs and affordability

mint spear
gloomy idol
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Aww…

quaint adder
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What’s chat

gloomy idol
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Maybe you just need to take your dreams and break them down into smaller steps 🫂

quaint adder
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When’s chat

lime sand
tender marlin
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Instead of sourcing someone else to do it

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But

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Then again

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If i mess up

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It could also cost a lot

dry bison
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Mess up. Fail upward.

tender marlin
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Its not failing upward if to fail is costly

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Its like

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Failing at a brick wall

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And having that brick wall get thicker each time

dry bison
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Then dig under it

lime sand
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More like a gaping pit

dry bison
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Stop trying to hit the wall

lime sand
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Those kinds of fails swallow lives

tender marlin
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Trying to get over it

mint spear
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I want to be a brooding asshole but I can't bring myself to do it

tender marlin
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Me but polar opposite

lime sand
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Its how I see my own current goals

mint spear
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Everything WILL get better

lime sand
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Even if i see a massive dentist operations

gloomy idol
lime sand
tender marlin
dry bison
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I'm not a glass is half full kind of person. I'm a glass is only good to use to fill another container with kind of person.

lime sand
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I dont like leaving things to chance

tender marlin
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I wish i could go to a con

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I’ve never been

gloomy idol
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Yeah…

mint spear
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I always wanted to cosplay but I'm too fucking ugly

dry bison
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There are hundreds of cons

tender marlin
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Also doubt

lime sand
tender marlin
mint spear
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Self love when directed to others

tender marlin
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I wanna go to a specific type

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And have for many years

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But

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So much mula

dry bison
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Get a suit and tie and you can go to a business convention you're not invited to. Just have a suitcase

tender marlin
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I don’t have enough smulions

lime sand
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Otherwise, its just hollow speak

tender marlin
lime sand
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Suits are expensive, for no reason

tender marlin
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Well

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Theres a reason the suit i would wanna get is expensive

dry bison
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It has ninja pockets

mint spear
tender marlin
lime sand
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Sure not just any suit would work?

tender marlin
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Im absolutely pawsitive

dry bison
lime sand
tender marlin
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Yea ;-;

dry bison
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Confused

tender marlin
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I’ve wanted one for years

lime sand
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Could start saving, and budgeting

dry bison
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Is this a convention or a yiffer sniffer?

tender marlin
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Hm?

dry bison
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One of those get togethers full of people dressed as animals?

tender marlin
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Oh uhm-

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Possibly

lime sand
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I basically need to save 100€ a month for 2 years

tender marlin
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Yea i

mint spear
tender marlin
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Have been a closeted fur

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For

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A long time

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Too many bullies to be up and center about it

lime sand
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Makes sense

tender marlin
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And lack of friends to have confidence to stick up for myself

dry bison
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Just say you like pokemonning

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and if they say they didn't hear you pretend you said manning

tender marlin
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I would be a weird looking pokemon

lime sand
tender marlin
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Nah, but

dry bison
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payton manning

tender marlin
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No friends kinda does a number on confidence

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Especially when i have been trying TwT

lime sand
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I dont really know how to respond, my experience has been different

dry bison
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I had a dream I could breathe underwater and was rescuing people in a flooded out city.

tender marlin
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Nurgl

mint spear
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Crazy

tender marlin
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I care less and less every day

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I just think its really weird tho

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Like all my friends just up and left one day

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No like

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Warning or anything

dry bison
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Where they go?

lime sand
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I've been alone most of my life. If I didnt find confidence in myself, through small battles, I wouldnt be where I am

dry bison
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Foreign country?

lone gorge
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so...damn...peaceful :3 ^_^

tender marlin
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To be fair i think it was the same time i chose to stop reaching out as well

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See if anyone actually cared for my presence

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Which

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I mean obviously i can tell how much they cared now lol

gusty crater
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I didn't have friends

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I had

tender marlin
mint spear
lime sand
dry bison
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Sounds like you didn't have friends to begin with...only acquaintances.

tender marlin
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Like i was just following along

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With no one there really acknowledging me in the group

lime sand
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Aaah, invisible

tender marlin
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That and i would always be the one to be like

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“Ay can i join”

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They would never invite me prior

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I would always have to go out of my way

lime sand
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Yeah, they dont sound like friends to start with

tender marlin
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Nop

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Plus not to mention they ridiculed me when i originally tried being open and myself

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So that was cool too

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My own parents even do that 😭

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Everyone expects me to be so mature and like strong minded

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Or like serious 100% of the time

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When in reality

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Im just silly brain

tender marlin
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All i ever want is to just be silly and cute and happi TwT

errant egret
tender marlin
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Yeaa

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My parents know too much

errant egret
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To this day I haven't told them the full extent of my recent history

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They just think I'm a lil slow

tender marlin
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Im def slow

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I accept it tho

dry bison
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"I'm not slow mom. I'm a snail furry!"

mint spear
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I'm scared I'll get beaten if I say anything 😭

tender marlin
errant egret
gusty crater
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By me

tender marlin
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I love furries

mint spear
pliant fjordBOT
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tender marlin
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Theyre so cute and adorable

errant egret
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Instead I ended up liking VTubers

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Haven't decided if that's a better or worse fate

tender marlin
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Bjorn isn’t that fucking guy

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Hes THE fucking guy

mint spear
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He called you stinky

tender marlin
errant egret
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True

tender marlin
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Ngl i love my furtubers tho

dry bison
tender marlin
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Its ableist to labelist me

dry bison
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I think autistic people have it hard enough.

errant egret
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It's only ableist to me if I'm offended

Which I'm not because I actively joke about that too :)

gusty crater
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My social life peaked long time ago, now I just want to be left alone and read 40k novels cat_eat_chips

errant egret
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Mood

tender marlin
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I want to be hooked up to the machine

mint spear
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My social life was shot out back

errant egret
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I wanna just drink monster and watch like idk

tender marlin
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Salvation in digital heaven

dry bison
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What's a social life?

errant egret
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Either Pipkin Pippa or Neuro

tender marlin
errant egret
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Pippa is such a shitpost

dry bison
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I won't touch VR chat.

tender marlin
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I used to not

mint spear
tender marlin
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And then i realized

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Real world people are just as fucked up

errant egret
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VRchat is the gateway drug to furries

Probably

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Start of the Pipeline

mint spear
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VRchat is worse

errant egret
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Oh I know

dry bison
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I've never seen a VR chat that didn't have something that made me feel less about humanity.

mint spear
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It's just the gateway drug

errant egret
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I have 160 regrettable hours on it

tender marlin
errant egret
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Tbf the gateway drug to my insanity was

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War thunder

tender marlin
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Also ngl i love watching utube with randoms in vrchat

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When they aren’t being annoying

errant egret
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War Thunder is truly just purgatory incarnate

tender marlin
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I will never touch warthunder

mint spear
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I hate war thunder

tender marlin
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Or league

errant egret
tender marlin
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Or valorant

errant egret
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I play WT but not LoL or Val

tender marlin
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Or apex

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Or cod

errant egret
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I have standards

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Cod I really only play for zombies after a long day

mint spear
errant egret
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Never touched the BR or multiplayer

tender marlin
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Bo3 pc zombies is undefeated

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Since mods

errant egret
tender marlin
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So many amazing maps

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And meme maps

errant egret
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But yea BO3 custom zombies is

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Peak

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Real OGs remember World at War custom maps though

tender marlin
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Bo6 is ai slop

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So will bo7

errant egret
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Shattered Viel and the recent one

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Reckoning I think it is

mint spear
tender marlin
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I will not touch bo6

errant egret
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I also did kinda enjoy BO6 campaign

tender marlin
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Cod lost me with mw2

errant egret
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It actually wasn't ass

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Unlike new gen MWs

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Black Ops campaigns have always been pretty on point

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Except BO3

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That was a shitshow of a campaign

tender marlin
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If i wanna play a pvp game nowadays i play gears 5

errant egret
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Eugh

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New Gears...

tender marlin
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Don’t eugh

errant egret
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Never touched 4 or 5

tender marlin
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New gears is hot asf

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Touch 5

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Multiplayer

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Specifically

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4 and 5 story are meh

errant egret
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I've played Gears 1,2,3,Judgement,Tactics and now Reloaded

tender marlin
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Multiplayer is peak

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Reloaded is cheeks

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Is just gears ultimate

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And that was a shitty remaster imo

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But gears 5

errant egret
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Reloaded is new gen Gears 1???

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Gears ultimate is way older

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And is Gears 1 and 2

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iirc

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With midly updated graphics

tender marlin
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So fluid and creamy

tender marlin
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And the graphics are arguably shittier than the original

tender marlin
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Only gears 1 campaign

errant egret
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High Def forbidden cheese my beloved

errant egret
tender marlin
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Yea

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Everything about the remaster besides being able to play multiplayer again, is kinda just worse than the og

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Its like halo ce anniversary again lol. Remaster completely forgets which genre of game it’s retexturing

errant egret
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Tbf I never cared much for Gears MP outside of uh

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Horde

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Loved horde

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Esp GoW 2 horde

tender marlin
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Horde is amazing

tender marlin
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Like the individual bosses and shit

errant egret
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Gears of War 2 was peak across the board. I won't accept anything else

tender marlin
# errant egret Tbf I never cared much for Gears MP outside of uh

Getting good at gears 5 is prolly one of the most satisfying things you can do. Hitting nasty shots feels unworldly. Almost like hitting a crazy shot on a monster in monster hunter, or beating a hard boss in dark souls. Gives the same amount of adrenaline and dopamine loll

errant egret
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"We can't tunnel into this city we need a new approach!"

The suspiciously Terraria Eater of Worlds shaped locust:

tender marlin
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Lol

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I wish we got some better warhammer games

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Like space marine 2 is good

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But

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Its short

errant egret
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Fatshark pls be more consistent with Darktide

tender marlin
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And it focuses on the ultrasmurfs

errant egret
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I love you FS but you need to cook more

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😔

tender marlin
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I wish we got a space marine game with a story and or gameplay feature that could include many more chapters narratively and immerse you more into the setting and environments you get set into

errant egret
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I love darktide because I can play as an angry Scottish woman with a chainsaw sword

tender marlin
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fair

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I know it would never happen but i yearn for a space marine class

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In that game

errant egret
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Lemme be badass but not like space marine level immortal

tender marlin
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Space marines are the middle ground…

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😭

errant egret
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???

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Space Marines are literal WMDs

tender marlin
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Dont forget about terminators, and centurions

errant egret
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If they get deployed to a battlefield, every other option bar outright exterminatus has been expended and didn't work

tender marlin
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And dreadnoughts

tender marlin
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And stronk

lone gorge
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titans are the WMD's 😄

tender marlin
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Also yes

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When titan game

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When titan fall 40k

errant egret
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Compared to the sheer scale of the guard

tender marlin
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Hardly

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Compared to the entire human population

gusty crater
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Compered to Adeptus Custodes tho

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Space marines are churned our pretty fast

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Just before heresy dark angels legion was able to send out a fresh batch of marines every 2 years

lone gorge
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thunder warriors were before even custodes right?

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cus custodes were used to wipe em out

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iirc

gusty crater
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I think Custodes were created before Thinder Worriors

Custodes were made to be nearly perfect, but you can't conquer terra, not to mention the galaxy, with a handful of dudes

tender marlin
lone gorge
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i mean it does seem wierd to make them if u already had perfect custodes. but yea, the near irreplacability of them is kinda why

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he needed throwaways

errant egret
gusty crater
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Throwaways in large numbers

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At the peak there is 10k custodes

lone gorge
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theres only ever 10k iirc

tender marlin
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I think the only way i am going to be able to achieve my space marine fantasy, is by dual booting my steam deck so i can finally try this space marine augmented mod TwT

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Cos it apparently is windows only for some reason

errant egret
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My favourite story of an Ogryn is when a commissar asked one to grab a medkit from a chimaera

Ogryn dragged the burnt out wreck of the chimaera 200 feet back to the Commissar

gusty crater
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There was a battle during the unification era where the emperor sent out 10,000 Thunder Warriors to fight 50,000 rebels.

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And he was still fighting in other places on terra

lone gorge
errant egret
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My Ogryn in DT is called "Smash"

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Very proficient with a pickaxe

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I love darktide

Veteran - Sword
Zealot - Sword
Psyker - Sword
Ogryn - Stick and Pickaxe

tender marlin
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I don’t think I’ve ever used this as a pfp before

hasty roost
stuck grove
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my Cyn arrives this morning

tender marlin
vital sun
edgy egret
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Saw a massive robber fly sitting in my yard, but i didn't have my phone to take a picture

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They're so cool though

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The Asilidae are the robber fly family, also called assassin flies. They are powerfully built, bristly flies with a short, stout proboscis enclosing the sharp, sucking hypopharynx. The name "robber flies" reflects their expert predatory habits; they feed mainly or exclusively on other insects and, as a rule, they wait in ambush and catch their p...

limber fractal
edgy egret
limber fractal
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Reminds me of the "dragonfly", has the word "fly" in it, but it's another badass bug cleaning house.

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Wait wait wait @edgy egret I don't like this bit RooCry

In general, the family attacks a very wide range of prey, including other flies, beetles, butterflies and moths, various bees, ants, dragonflies and damselflies, ichneumon wasps, grasshoppers, and some spiders.

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It should just stick to killing flies. C'mon.

edgy egret
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They also suck the brains out of everything they catch lol

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edgy egret
teal raptor
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hiii

limber fractal
tight pagoda
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i hate when pc cases have stickers on their fans that are slightly off center, it looks like the fan has wobble

tardy juniper
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I don’t stare at my pc fans….

tight pagoda
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they have LEDs

tardy juniper
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What kind of weirdo are you? Weirdo

tight pagoda
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its like a lava lamp

tardy juniper
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I want to turn off all the LEDs in my case, but I haven’t bothered to figure out how

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Backlit keyboard, mouse with lights, all good.
Disco ball under my desk? Why goddess why?

tight pagoda
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ambient lighting

tardy juniper
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It’s a pc, not a LAMP

tight pagoda
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PCs used to have built in cup holders

limber fractal
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That's hilarious if true. Never seen that

jaunty raft
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Guys my girlfriend won't make me coffee in bed should I break up with her

limber fractal
tight pagoda
limber fractal
jaunty raft
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It's not her fault tho

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She doesn't know we have to be chained up all the time or something

jaunty raft
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You know what the weather is like in audiocity?

jaunty raft
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Soundcloudy

jaunty raft
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You know you laughed

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Admit it

limber fractal
jaunty raft
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I think that's a real cat

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Not ai

stoic helm
limber fractal
stoic helm
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how is 1984

jaunty raft
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This is a real server rule btw

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Trust

gusty crater
jaunty raft
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Wait they're about to

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That's crazy

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Real
I better not catch any houses in chat

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I'll report you to discord

gusty crater
jaunty raft
stoic helm
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hatsune miku

gusty crater
jaunty raft
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Paid horse

gusty crater
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Skinwalker

tardy juniper
gusty crater
tardy juniper
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He has to be real, autocorrect knows him

jaunty raft
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That show was an emotional rollercoaster

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😂

pulsar valve
jaunty raft
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Are you just trying to hide that you're a skinwalker

gusty crater
tardy juniper
gusty crater
tardy juniper
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So is work being done if I go down the stairs?

jaunty raft
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Wtf am I looking at

tardy juniper
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But I’m retired! I’m not supposed to work

jaunty raft
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Imagine retiring

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Plum lazy 🙄

gusty crater
jaunty raft
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Physics puts me into psychosis

tardy juniper
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If it’s lazy to not be a slave to a corporation, I’ll take it

jaunty raft
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Swear 😭

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I'm excited for 30-35 years from now lmao

tardy juniper
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The only reason I could retire though is my wife died and left me a house that I sold

jaunty raft
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Can I ask how old you are?

tardy juniper
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I’m 49

lone gorge
# tardy juniper If it’s lazy to not be a slave to a corporation, I’ll take it

Just finished season 1 of the Halo series. ||I love how they did the whole “anti face reveal” like they did in the games at the end where instead of him not taking his helmet off cuz we obviously seen his face, they just don’t show it so we don’t know if he’s alive or not with the whole Cortana taking over thing||

Such a badass way to end it. I like it so far

jaunty raft
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Real earlyy
Congratulations on that part, sorry for the way it came about though 😭

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People were so mad about the face reveal too lmao

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That's all I know about the show

tardy juniper
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Nah, hardcore lore gamerz were mad

sterile tartan
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All I know is the ||MasterCheeks meme||

lone gorge
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I mean they “could’ve” made him never take off his helmet but I feel like with what they did, it was creative enough to excuse him taking it off

tardy juniper
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Halo (tv series) is not part of the game timeline though

lone gorge
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So it doesn’t exist before or after the game timeline, the game timeline never happened in the series correct?

jaunty raft
lone gorge
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Its own thing

lone gorge
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Feels that way to me to

sterile tartan
tardy juniper
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Unlike the Borderlands movie, it still feels like a Halo story though

lone gorge
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Forsure I think they did fine with it.

jaunty raft
lone gorge
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I actually wanna watch season two so there’s that

weak oxide
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Hi everyone 👋

sterile tartan
jaunty raft
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Yeah 😂 I found the picture. I was gonna share it cause I figured it would be a goofy meme but it's just a naked dude

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😭

sterile tartan
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Yep lmao

tardy juniper
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Nice butt though

lone gorge
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The pellet scene?

tardy juniper
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I think I want congee

lone gorge
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Cuz even in the suit they caked up 💀😂

tardy juniper
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I bet my rice cooker has a congee setting too

stuck grove
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Pet the silly bell doggo

obsidian sand
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mismatched collection of my "art"

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very butiful

slow cedar
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You have no idea how relieving this is

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After a long summer full of smoke

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I looked outside and couldn't see anything lol

hasty roost
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Just realized Chex Mix Cheddar isn’t as great as I thought. I’ll go for the bold flavors!

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I’m not a fan, but here I am, forcing myself to eat it like a champ, no matter how gross it gets!

slow cedar
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look what i found spin

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-# oh sick the filename starts with pxl

hasty roost
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Is that the old Concord plane?

slow cedar
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no 😭

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it's an F-104 Starfighter

hasty roost
#

Oh

slow cedar
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i might print it for my grandfather since he flew it

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it looks so cool

hasty roost
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That’s awesome! I bet he’ll love it!

slow cedar
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yeah spin

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it's his favourite configuration too

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with the tanks

hasty roost
#

Aww KoyukiStare

slow cedar
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something kind of neat about the model

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it's 104cm long dogeHaha

hasty roost
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So, it's basically toddler size, right?

slow cedar
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that'd be a big toddler but yeah

hasty roost
#

I've seen some ten or eleven-pound babies the day after they were born. It's quite a sight!

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Yes, that is indeed a very large plane to be printed.

stuck grove
#

Bought Hollow Knight and Silksong

I can already tell, im going to enjoy em

lone gorge
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Cheddar broccoli soup has gotta be one of my top fave soups :3

gloomy idol
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Like Panera broccoli cheddar? It's my favorite from there, too!

lone gorge
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Stop spying on me

gloomy idol
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I wasn't!

lone gorge
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Like of allllll the choices you actually get it 😂😂😂

gloomy idol
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It's the only one I knew of, plus we actually have Panera stores where I live. 😄

tardy juniper
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Not saying much, all of Panera menu is mid at best

lone gorge
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I do wish it were a liiiiittle thicker. I kinda like chowder consistency

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Then again I could’ve added cheese to do that myself

limber fractal
gloomy idol
lone gorge
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Trying so hard to be polite

hard geode
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i was in a debate with my parents so till i realize oh i am 32 years old

dry bison
limber fractal
hard geode
astral canyon
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Anyone down to give me a flying mount egg?

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🙏🙏

midnight galleon
midnight galleon
limber fractal
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Had to re-download to enjoy it all over again ablobderpyhappy

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lone gorge
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“Enjoying yourself?”

mhm

dry bison
limber fractal
# limber fractal Had to re-download to enjoy it all over again <a:ablobderpyhappy:580593538408906...

Whoa! I never knew this. I wonder if this is what's going on:
https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/s/zrHcBaNSkR

I'm positive her gaging was not because it tasted bad. It happens alot with tounge tied kids, they have an over active gag reflex and spaghetti is really bad for it. My son had that issue until he got corrective surgery.

More info from the mom:
https://www.popsugar.com/family/little-girl-pretending-to-like-moms-spaghetti-video-47363024

"I had made spaghetti, like I had done many times before, with no one disliking it. It's actually a dinner all my kids will eat," she told POPSUGAR. "I look over at my daughter and she is gagging with every bite she's taking. She isn't saying anything to me, like she doesn't like it or she doesn't want to eat anymore. She just keeps eating it and gagging."

Annie continued, "She wasn't complaining or anything. I told her she didn't need to finish her dinner if she didn't like it . . . since that day she does not like pasta."

dry bison
hasty roost
dry bison
#

You saved leprechaun twice

hasty roost
hasty roost
# dry bison You saved leprechaun twice

Since the date was messed up, and Google Gemini couldn't get it right, it kept saying stuff like "one day till Halloween," then "two days," then a thousand, then seven thousand. I gave up; I didn't want to fix it myself.

limber fractal
hasty roost
limber fractal
#

Updated my notes too with relevant links above.

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I didn't know about the gag reflex being such an issue with a lot of kids.

hard geode
#

btw i say this often but off topic for everyone

what would u do in the middle of the house nothing around u micheal myers at front door jason at the back door freddy in the basement and chucky in the attic what would u do?

any answer is possible.

dry bison
hard geode
#

lol

jaunty raft
#

This wheelchair is definitely evil

limber fractal
#

Does everyone know how to make proper reports?

hasty roost
limber fractal
pliant fjordBOT
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dry bison
#

Sometimes I report to the server. Sometimes if I think it's more important than the reach of the server, I report to discord itself.

limber fractal
dry bison
#

Some accounts deserve to be terminated

limber fractal
hard geode
#

well sum server's have rule's to follow but if someone break the rule i get that part.

hasty roost
dry bison
limber fractal
jaunty raft
#

I need big man with his wheelchair gif pls

dry bison
#

You need $15 for a wheelchair

hasty roost
limber fractal
gusty crater
#

Poop carpet

dry bison
#

Bullshit

hasty roost
#

Literally

gusty crater
#

Gastrointestinal distress rug

limber fractal
#

It's the "just in case" rug

dry bison
#

It's an easy way to hide "The Evidence"

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and the blame

obsidian sand
#

i didnt know people do things just for money even though they dont want to do the thing otherwise

obsidian sand
#

i thought people chose jobs they like

dry bison
#

You choose a job you hate the least.

obsidian sand
#

i love working at this pizza place

dry bison
#

Some people find jobs they like.

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Others find careers

obsidian sand
#

i live to have fun, im suprised that isnt a popular concept

dry bison
#

The difference between paying the bills and building an economy

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What are you talking about? It's a whole subset of philosophy. It's called hedonism.

obsidian sand
#

burger

dry bison
#

tater

obsidian sand
dry bison
#

idekwtstt

obsidian sand
#

lfwitgetaatplieoahignhtfiycrtyg

dry bison
#

ofc

obsidian sand
#

iaa

#

the first part

stuck grove
stuck grove
gusty crater
#

Light all the fires pepe_fire DarkSide

#

Wait a sec, this isn't light no fire server thonk

stuck grove
#

Gargantuan Leviathan

gusty crater
#

:0

prime estuary
jaunty raft
#

Real

hasty roost
limber fractal
wise stream
gusty crater
#

Why make it using a drill?

jaunty raft
#

Tried it once, 10/10 experience

gusty crater
#

It's a hotdog

wise stream
#

Can’t use a hammer on a hot dog that’ll smash it

gusty crater
wise stream
gusty crater
wise stream
#

Then sip away on your hotdog straw

gusty crater
#

Also

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Thousand sons? Man, a bunch of pompous nerds

#

Like, they know people don't trust them bc of their use of psyker powers so instead of being careful with them they use them for all kinds of dumb stuff

One uses biomancy to change colour of his hair bc he felt fancy

Another one uses telekinesis to disassemble his boltgun mid-air and clean it

Yet another one didn't even bother with that and just used his mind to destroy dust and grease inside his weapon on molecular level

gusty crater
#

And they are fighting a war with Space Wolves as their allies, one of the legions with the biggest hate towards psykers and their powers.

#

Tho, where I'm reading events are still prior to the council of Nikea so it's not forbidden... yet.

worthy dawn
#

Hi

limber fractal
#

Glyph and Tanker have the perfect color combo for Spooktober HeartDetermined HeartRugged HalloweenAtlas

boreal sapphire
#

why did you choose the worst gif possible

worthy dawn
limber fractal
worthy dawn
#

Done

wise stream
limber fractal