#off-topic-bond-james-bond

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orchid mango
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hi poland. im germany 1942

dry bison
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No. You are hungary...run. Germany 1942 is here somewhere.

orchid mango
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damn its crazy to belive that wasnt even 100 years ago

dry bison
tardy juniper
pliant fjordBOT
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hasty roost
teal raptor
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hii

prime estuary
slow cedar
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Yup I've seen that one too lol

errant egret
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@slow cedar how do i make this bigger

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like...75GB level of big

slow cedar
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Ranch it's already huge

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Upscale it

errant egret
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oh wait i found the button on GIMP

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too big

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slow cedar
dark terrace
dry bison
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ahahahaha

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Oops

hasty roost
dry bison
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214 gig picture

errant egret
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one last trip for the HDD

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this is its send off

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it may fucking DIE

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but that is a sacrifice im willing to make

zenith dome
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Why 😭

dark terrace
pliant fjordBOT
dark terrace
tacit pond
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Petition to rename this server to "No Man's Server"

prime estuary
edgy egret
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After being a sniffle boy for over a month, Murphy's nose is finally clear

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errant egret
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why not

errant egret
dark terrace
slow cedar
dark terrace
errant egret
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goodbye RAM

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slow cedar
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You actually did it?

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The 280GB image

errant egret
obsidian sand
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Hi

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I play harmonica

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The Tremolo hohner 21 de luxe

slow cedar
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Can you do a harmonica solo for us spin

obsidian sand
slow cedar
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Oh alr

obsidian sand
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Its one of the harder ones to play due to it having 42 holes

slow cedar
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Oh wow

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I can play a one-hole harmonica

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I call it a straw

obsidian sand
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I keep it very shiny

slow cedar
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Ooh shiny

errant egret
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oh its magic box

jaunty raft
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29 more hours until I can play chat 💀💀😭

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Good morning also but at 2:30pm

slow cedar
sterile tartan
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Started a big pumpkin

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It's currently a hexagon. Don't worry about that

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Also was gifted more yarn once again

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jaunty raft
sterile tartan
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Relatable

jaunty raft
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I got a feeling you don't relate at all 😔

sterile tartan
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I make hexagons quite often
I also made a heptagon recently though. I know how to not create polygons but it takes even more counting and attention to detail so I just accept polygons

jaunty raft
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Tf is a heptagon

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Sounds like an insult ngl

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"you're a heptagon"

sterile tartan
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Seven sided polygon

jaunty raft
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I've never in my life heard of that 😅

sterile tartan
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They're irregular so you don't hear about them as much as hexagons or octogons

weak oxide
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Hi off topic 👋

sterile tartan
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Hello

lucid granite
sterile tartan
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Smh

cursive agate
carmine spade
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Hello Games better watch out, Nintendo just Patented Summoning Companions, making it illegal for other games to use that mechanic (like nms companion eggs)

sterile tartan
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It's like 46 pages of details and specifications

jaunty raft
sterile tartan
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Also the patent is on summoning creatures that you then fully control in battle

hasty roost
carmine spade
sterile tartan
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Do you manually control it to battle other ones?

carmine spade
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you can in pvp

sterile tartan
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Then maybe. Probably not though

carmine spade
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2 Travelers, meet up, summon their AI Controlled Minotaurs and let em battle it out while sitting there sipping Tea

sterile tartan
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If you're not telling the minotaurs exactly what to do in the battle for every action, it doesn't count

pastel owl
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Batman Arkham Collection: C96VE-L3WNN-AB9K8
(if anyone wants it, was gambling)

carmine spade
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who doesnt already own that? I got it free from Epic a few years ago

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it included the 3 Lego Batman games

pastel owl
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WHAT

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im

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jealous

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I was slacking a few years ago w epic, but past two years ive been pretty consistent

carmine spade
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September 24, 2019, Batman Arkham Trilogy, Lego Batman Trilogy, $0.00

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dang typos

dark terrace
sterile tartan
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Like the nemesis system

carmine spade
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like a video I saw, the guy is expecting Nintendo to patent Jumping next so no game can use that mechanic

dry bison
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There. I invented toilet paper.

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Using a script

dark terrace
prime estuary
worthy dawn
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Afternoon folks

prime estuary
robust gulch
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I learned how to laser cut

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limber fractal
limber fractal
jaunty raft
pulsar valve
dark terrace
pulsar valve
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Which dingus decided it was a good idea to make us fill out tax information? GekAngry

jaunty raft
dry bison
pulsar valve
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Can’t they just make us fill out a simple questionnaire every year to see if anything changed GekAngry

limber fractal
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Sun, you definitely look unrecognizable blue HeartRobust

pulsar valve
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They already know how much we need to pay them so why make it complicated GekAngry GekAngry

dry bison
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It's called "Turbo Tax"

pulsar valve
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GekAngry yeah but this is for new job

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That disgusting thing

jaunty raft
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Turbo tax is scam use h&r

dry bison
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f H&R. I do my own taxes.

pulsar valve
jaunty raft
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I kidd
I use h&r to do my own tho

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TurboTax kept trying to force me to pay and I didn't wanna

waxen compass
worthy dawn
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I got a meme for this occasion!

pulsar valve
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GekAngry I have decided that tax information is stupid

dry bison
jaunty raft
pulsar valve
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Idk what it says it speaks lawyer

worthy dawn
waxen compass
limber fractal
worthy dawn
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green is my favorite role color SteamHappy

waxen compass
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I have to admit I might actually just completely live in the Netherlands

dry bison
waxen compass
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Everything is so close by!!

pulsar valve
waxen compass
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No more cars!!

prime estuary
dry bison
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I've never auto filled turbo tax though. I don't trust auto fill.

pulsar valve
dry bison
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I know what I am required to claim and I just claim what I need.

pulsar valve
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I already have turbo tax btw dw 💀

jaunty raft
dry bison
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Your CRA profile includes uploads of any taxes your employers claimed you paid to be compared to any claims you make

pulsar valve
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I don’t hate taxes.. I like getting them back- that part is nice.
But I hate having to do paperwork
Theres a reason I’m not looking for an office job

dry bison
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If you auto fill from CRA it just takes what your employer claimed and fills it in on your forms.

prime estuary
pulsar valve
dry bison
jaunty raft
sterile tartan
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Haha
Taxes

pulsar valve
prime estuary
jaunty raft
pulsar valve
worthy dawn
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embrace the hate DarkSide

prime estuary
waxen compass
jaunty raft
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You guys know the saying: better hated than pissed on

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Or something

prime estuary
waxen compass
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But besides that its really chill

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Dude!! You dont need to put your eggs in the fridge!!

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Or your milk!!

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And the fanta/soda taste so different to the one in the U.S!!

prime estuary
pulsar valve
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Apparently certain types of dough taste different in different parts of the world because of the atmosphere- the pressure n such changes the taste and texture.

waxen compass
pulsar valve
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U can take a dough from one place that’s famous for it and move it across the country- in 2 days it’ll taste completely different

dark terrace
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Guys, something acidic irradiating my throat and i’m coughing so bad, because I believe my body wants to….(give back something). This is the worst feeling, not knowing when this is going to be over.
BlobSigh

jaunty raft
prime estuary
pulsar valve
waxen compass
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Things are pretty nice up here

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Bro once I get a job up here traveling to the U.S is gonna be hella cheap!!

pulsar valve
jaunty raft
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Why would you travel to the US tho

pulsar valve
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Would’ve thunk they’d kick u out if u don’t have an American eagle stamped to ur forehead

jaunty raft
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Unless Vegas

pulsar valve
jaunty raft
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If you ain't gambling you ain't winning

waxen compass
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Ye 1 euro is 1.17 us dollars

pulsar valve
jaunty raft
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Wow we got a hater

worthy dawn
waxen compass
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17 cents more but pretty good if you look at the long term

pulsar valve
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There’s a reason they call it sin city-

pulsar valve
waxen compass
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100,000 euros would be 117,343.35 U.S dollars

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17000 more cash in your pocket

jaunty raft
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.17 is the same as the raise I got last month 😔

pulsar valve
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meanwhile everyone else in the store gets .50

jaunty raft
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I think not long before that I got $1 for good performance lmaoo

pliant fjordBOT
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jaunty raft
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I'm gonna kill Gunter

pulsar valve
pulsar valve
jaunty raft
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Yeah you really don't get raises like that unless you demand them or just work at the right place

pulsar valve
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Yeaaaahhhh…

jaunty raft
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My first job gave .50 raises every year and one year I was like "I want $1 from now on" and they said okay 😂

pulsar valve
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is it that easy???

dry bison
jaunty raft
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Not always lmao

pulsar valve
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Still is in some places

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Pretty sure the minimum wage in cali is $20.00 an hr

dry bison
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Then come to find out, the reason it was the norm is because employers have been underpaying employees for literally decades

pulsar valve
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Maybe 25 in specific parts

dark terrace
dry bison
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I don't know a single private industry where employers weren't underpaying employees.

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Public office jobs have a harder time getting away with it. Union jobs have a harder time getting away with it.

pulsar valve
dry bison
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Aren't electricians private contractors?

jaunty raft
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Dude who wants to see this spider I took a picture of

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It looks like part of its head part is missing

pulsar valve
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I’m sure other forms exist

brisk jasper
pulsar valve
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✨Somewhere✨

dry bison
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Plumbers are also paid well as private contractors

pulsar valve
dry bison
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Welders I imagine should get paid well, but who knows

pulsar valve
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Any trade rn tbh 😂

dry bison
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I've never met a paid professional welder and have no exposure to the industry

pulsar valve
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I really need a car so I can go into the trades… I love working with my hands so I think it’d be a good fit

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I can probably get one now but I need a license and as it turns out- learning to drive is pretty horrifically expensive 💀💀

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Especially when u don’t have family that can or will teach u

dry bison
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I'd just go to houses and be like..."Need something welded? I charge per project with no minimum hours. So...if it's a chair that needs welding or a pipe, I can do it.

pliant fjordBOT
dry bison
jaunty raft
pulsar valve
pliant fjordBOT
dry bison
pulsar valve
worthy dawn
dry bison
pulsar valve
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This is draining

dry bison
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Be less cat

jaunty raft
pulsar valve
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I need the money and the hrs I need the money and the hrs I need the money and the hrs

tight pagoda
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hi all

pulsar valve
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Hi kyle

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I’m dying

dry bison
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Be more lemur

tight pagoda
dry bison
jaunty raft
pulsar valve
dry bison
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Volunteering....No pay

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?

tight pagoda
jaunty raft
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😆

dry bison
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"I VOLUNTEER TO HAVE MORE MONEY!"

pulsar valve
jaunty raft
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I volunteer to start a fire at the polyester factory

pulsar valve
jaunty raft
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It's true I would

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But that's my job and I need that 😔

tight pagoda
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i learned that i dont handle jump scares well

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im playing zoochosis

pulsar valve
dry bison
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I don't get paid for any volunteer work I do.

jaunty raft
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Then why volunteer lmaaoo

dry bison
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Shoveling snow. Mowing lawns. Gardening. Cleaning trash.

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Because I like my neighbors.

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They need help and I can help

dusty magnet
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getting paid isnt the point of volunteer work

jaunty raft
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And it's totally the point when it's your job you're volunteering for

dry bison
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I don't consider getting paid "volunteering"

pulsar valve
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Volunteering to pick up a shift at a job doesn’t go for free ur legally required to be paid for the hours u work 😂😂

dry bison
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That's doing a favor

pulsar valve
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It’s called “volunteering” because its a voluntary action

jaunty raft
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Volunteering for paid work is not the same as doing a favor 😭

dry bison
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So semantics.

jaunty raft
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True, semantics

pulsar valve
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It isn’t the same as volunteer work which can be classified as community service

dry bison
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All lemur. All day. All times. All ways.

tight pagoda
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i volunteer to accept money from you

pulsar valve
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I forget the specific area but somewhere in Asia theres thess monkeys that tend to climb on the tall wire thingies- sometimes they get electrocuted and so their friends will come by and start hurting them- biting, scratching, beating, shaking, and anything else they think of

Its a form of cpr that beings back the electrocuted monkey
Once the one that got shocked comes back they quit and go about their normal business

dry bison
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....

pulsar valve
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That being said lemurs and monkeys are different. Madagascar is the only place in the world that has lemurs because theres no monkeys there. Monkeys are aggressive and have a tendency to dominate whatever area they go into. Lemurs are more docile and would be out competed should monkeys ever be introduced there

dry bison
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You say telephone wires and then you say electrocuted.

pulsar valve
pulsar valve
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Wire wires lol

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Am tired forgive me

dry bison
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Good luck getting electrocuted on a telephone wire 😛

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Probably just a power line

pulsar valve
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I hate names

dry bison
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If you get electrocuted by a power line, you're dead

pulsar valve
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We should just call everything “thingy”

pulsar valve
dry bison
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I mean...we're talking a standard of 12k volts to start

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Maybe they're low voltage

hasty roost
pulsar valve
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they just cant stop talking about the power lines

dry bison
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"We lowered the voltage to save the monkeys"

pulsar valve
dry bison
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Because they own the power lines

pulsar valve
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It’s an occasional accident and once their friends revive em they’re fine

dry bison
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lol

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"Monkey sues power lines for being electrocuted"

pulsar valve
dry bison
pulsar valve
dry bison
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India

pulsar valve
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Ye

dry bison
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It's interesting

pulsar valve
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Ye

dry bison
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The monkey seems to recognize that the other isn't dead

pulsar valve
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Probably

dry bison
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I wouldn't say the monkey is fine though even after being revived

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or rather....waking up

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Not being revived.

pulsar valve
dry bison
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It was knocked out....not killed

jaunty raft
dry bison
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Monkey is brain damaged from electrical wires and another monkey abuses it until it wakes up.

pulsar valve
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Mhm

dry bison
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I kid.

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Monkeys are.

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I like the monkeys that steal tourists food

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Monkeys that steal their shoes and only give them back if given food

pulsar valve
pulsar valve
dry bison
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Monkeys in bali steal cell phones and the only way you get them back is if you give the monkey enough food that they can't also carry the phone

pulsar valve
dry bison
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The creatures have a growing intelligence.

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Some day they will be as smart as humans.

pulsar valve
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Eh-

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Debatable lol

dry bison
pulsar valve
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Mk back to taxes

hasty roost
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Kinda wild, back in 1901, a lineman named James Doyle Jr. was killed when a power line crossed into a phone line he was using. PANIC

tight pagoda
hasty roost
# dry bison Some day they will be as smart as humans.

Haha maybe, but from what I’ve read, even the smartest monkeys and apes we’ve studied can learn signs and solve puzzles, but they’ve never actually asked a question on their own. They’ll answer if you ask them something, but they don’t seem to think, ‘I wonder what’s over there?’ That curiosity gap is a big part of why humans keep inventing stuff. So they’ve still got a ways to go. AOpepeArtist

dry bison
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Not caring isn't not thinking. They have more base concerns first and foremost.

hasty roost
dry bison
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This reminds me of koko

pulsar valve
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I think we should also take into account theres a huge difference between adapting to new environments vs becoming “more intelligent”
The capacity will stay the same even if they learn new skills it doesn’t mean they’ll magically become smarter as a whole species.

dry bison
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She had more unique concerns

hasty roost
dry bison
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I can't even call her a pervert for grabbing Robin William's nipples. I'd do that if I could get away with it.

hasty roost
hasty roost
tight pagoda
dark terrace
worthy dawn
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Apes together strong.

pulsar valve
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I did it guys

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I did the tax stuff

hasty roost
slow cedar
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Imagine having to do taxes spin

hasty roost
dark terrace
hasty roost
errant egret
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I finally tracked down the issue with my CPU

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It was trying to overvolt itself

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Causing a spike in temp

dry bison
# hasty roost

When I first saw this tiny thing I thought it was a sticker of a censored character mooning the viewer

hasty roost
hasty roost
tardy juniper
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I volunteer to frog

dry bison
dark terrace
dark terrace
pulsar valve
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I hate big change

jaunty raft
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I thought that said you hate big chungus 😭

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I was reaching for my anime swords fr

pulsar valve
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Idk who that is

jaunty raft
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WOW

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Imagine being uncultured

robust gulch
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How does this look?

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slow cedar
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Is that a tiny spaceship with the guy from little big planet GekHappy

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-# I forgot his name

gusty crater
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John Little Big Planet

slow cedar
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SACKBOY

gusty crater
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Ah mb

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John Sackboy

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That indeed sounds right

pliant fjordBOT
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dry bison
gusty crater
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Also, this book has been such an awesome read.

Most of the book until this point was about Cadians trying to defend against an attack that caught their planet off-guard.

As they try to mount defence and counterattack against overwhelming odds they get slowly withered down. Eventually all forces, initially divided to pursue theor own agendas, come togwther for a last stand battle and they get overrrun.

But then reinforcements arrive and it's such an awsome moment LNF_Shocked_Dragon

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I mean, really awsome reinforcements, legends and heroes of the Imperium

orchid mango
gusty crater
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I'm really invested in seeing how it comes to the end LNF_Shocked_Dragon

Ofc, book is called "The Fall of Cadia" not "The Salvation of Cadia" so they will still fail DarkSide

slow cedar
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my model got 10 boosts POG
absolutely wild

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each boost is around $1 worth of points

dark terrace
dim field
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Anyone want some cats? I just got to the gym bent down to grab a plate off the floor and realized my cat pissed all over my pants

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I hate those things

gusty crater
abstract crater
wise stream
gusty crater
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MAAAA!

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There's a weird cat outside!

polar zealot
gusty crater
dark terrace
polar zealot
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dont downplay my pain!

gusty crater
orchid mango
polar zealot
dark terrace
gusty crater
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Anyhow, I'm going back to the book

jaunty raft
dim field
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They aren’t those things are spoiled

dark terrace
jaunty raft
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👋🏻👋🏻

dim field
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It’s miserable

gusty crater
jaunty raft
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If it helps any, I had a cat that would pee in the corner next to my desk 😭

gusty crater
dim field
jaunty raft
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I'd straight up go out and buy some pants rq

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Throw those in a grocery bag and tie it up

dim field
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I should’ve but I live 20min away from the gym I’m already home now

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I got a couple sets in

jaunty raft
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Eh 20 minutes is nothingg go work out more

dim field
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Gym closes at 8

jaunty raft
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It's 7:56 there also?

dim field
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6:56

polar zealot
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i once picked up a neighbors pomeranian and it peed in my mouth as i was telling it how cute it was

gusty crater
polar zealot
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ur pain fails in comparison.

jaunty raft
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Wack go to the gymm

dark terrace
jaunty raft
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I also had a cat when I first moved out of my parents that would pee under the sink 💀💀

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But she turned out to be really scared of my male cat and wouldn't use the same litterbox

hasty roost
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I wish it wouldn’t show I’m typing when I’m just adding emojis!

polar zealot
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wait wtf

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how u know it say it

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r u teaming with 2 devices

hasty roost
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From what I've seen, I'm not sure if it's still a thing.

polar zealot
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ok 1 sec

dark terrace
polar zealot
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lemme try and tell me if it say im typing

gusty crater
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-# don't say anything

dark terrace
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It showed I’m typing?

tardy juniper
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emoji are literally text strings that are transliterated by the client application

gusty crater
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-# don't let LemonLime know

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-# GekSus

polar zealot
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hush! or else cat_uwu

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i run these streets

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in fact i own this cord

dark terrace
polar zealot
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listen

gusty crater
dark terrace
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DarkSide
-# Sean2😂 🤣

polar zealot
gusty crater
dim field
gusty crater
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My favourite drink

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Tears

polar zealot
hasty roost
gusty crater
hasty roost
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Oops

dry bison
polar zealot
gusty crater
dim field
gusty crater
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Like

hasty roost
dry bison
gusty crater
polar zealot
gusty crater
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No

polar zealot
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BJORN DOESNT KNOW!

gusty crater
polar zealot
dark terrace
hasty roost
gusty crater
polar zealot
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i keep forgetting bjorn is a SENIOR mod and not just a mod

dark terrace
polar zealot
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i need to watch my tone cat_uwu

gusty crater
dark terrace
polar zealot
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@dark terrace stop glazing!

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mod abooz is enuff, i dont need a hype man

hasty roost
polar zealot
polar zealot
dark terrace
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I remember too, i Rick-Rolled the two of you basically with a falling bread not long before that.

hasty roost
polar zealot
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post falling bread thing to jog my memory and ill apologize for doubting

gusty crater
hasty roost
dark terrace
polar zealot
orchid mango
hasty roost
polar zealot
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no1 posts a meme for over an hour. I post one and the bjorn posts 2 a minute later thereby obscuring my meme.

gusty crater
polar zealot
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it wuz on purpose 😭 i knew it

gusty crater
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Everything serves a purpose and is just a small part of a bigger plan

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One psyop at a time

dark terrace
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The plan is [REDACTED]

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orchid mango
dark terrace
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Sean2 Blob 😂

dry bison
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ji ji ji...jitterbug

hasty roost
jaunty raft
prime estuary
worthy dawn
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Hi

jaunty raft
stoic helm
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guys

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what is 67

dusty magnet
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Nice -2

gusty crater
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A numeral

jaunty raft
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Can confirm, is a number

stoic helm
jaunty raft
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In Walmart?

stoic helm
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🐀

gusty crater
stoic helm
jaunty raft
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Hey that looks like that guy I threw in the river!

stoic helm
gusty crater
jaunty raft
stoic helm
tepid thistle
gusty crater
stoic helm
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btw do u guys know ratJAM emoji

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apparently some rat have bad eyesight and like to do that

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it helps with depth perception

gusty crater
stoic helm
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ye!

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try shaking ur head

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if the item is closer it will move more than the further item

gusty crater
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I don't want to shake my head

prime estuary
silent wagon
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The secret way to dodge Chargers, lol

prime estuary
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snek

stoic helm
jaunty raft
prime estuary
silent wagon
jaunty raft
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0/10 brussel sprouts

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Yeah, awful game

silent wagon
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Sadge

stoic helm
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why

silent wagon
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Looks at the 90 hours I've put into it over the past two weeks

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Yes, very bad game

abstract crater
jaunty raft
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I called out of work like the whole first week it released 😂😂

silent wagon
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Based

jaunty raft
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It's 4th in my steam library by playtime

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Definitely an awful game

stoic helm
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🐀

jaunty raft
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I definitely wouldn't play it at 6am while my family sleeps

jaunty raft
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Chat

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Watch out for the horses

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There's horses at Costco Aaahhhhh

prime estuary
silent wagon
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Horses aren't real

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#HorseDenierGang

prime estuary
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nature's healing

jaunty raft
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They're getting Costco hotdogs and running over customers

silent wagon
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But they're not real

pliant fjordBOT
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prime estuary
jaunty raft
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TELL THAT TO THE HORSES AT COSTCO DUCK LORD

silent wagon
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Horses and kangaroos aren't real

jaunty raft
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What about bears?

silent wagon
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Very real

jaunty raft
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There's bears at Walmart 😭😭

prime estuary
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we bare bears

silent wagon
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False, I work at Walmart and haven't seen bears

prime estuary
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im the bottomless pit supervisor, bears just come out every now and again

abstract crater
torpid stirrup
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Fine. I downloaded Dead Space

jaunty raft
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The day I can post memes, you're all in for it

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(watch out for the sharks at CVS)

torpid stirrup
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That’s level 6 right?

jaunty raft
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5

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I don't think I'm even level 4 yet

abstract crater
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Almost

prime estuary
jaunty raft
prime estuary
stoic helm
prime estuary
jaunty raft
stoic helm
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🎷 🐛

jaunty raft
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Dear moderators: please make me level 5 or I'll cry and send you the video

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How THE FUCK am I supposed to do my job for 5 more hours

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I'm ready to go home

tender marlin
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Cat for a day

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Not even my cat

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But the animal shelter is closed so

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I can’t bring him there until the morrow

gusty crater
jaunty raft
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I'm actually crying at work now wow

gusty crater
tender marlin
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When will we get an off topic imperium? Im tired of all this heretical chaos nonsense

gusty crater
tender marlin
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Oml

pulsar valve
tender marlin
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New space marine update is almost peak

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This is my favorite screenshot from it

jaunty raft
pulsar valve
jaunty raft
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I wish somebody would hit me with a forklift

worthy dawn
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I've been purging chaos with the grav-cannon.

jaunty raft
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If I download space Marines will you guys play it with me 🥺

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Playing games alone is dogwater

worthy dawn
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I actually like playing games by myself lol

jaunty raft
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I hate it ngl

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I can do it for a little bit but I'll lose interest in the game quickly

worthy dawn
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Tbh I play a lot of story games that are single player only

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Minecraft is probably my favorite game to play with my friends.

slow cedar
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pesky Finder and Arc don't want to use custom icons angry_sock

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i went through the effort of making all these just for it to be ruined

jaunty raft
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What exactly do you mean by story games

slow cedar
worthy dawn
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Think something like expedition 33

jaunty raft
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I just feel like "story game" is incredibly broad

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Is that good btw? I liked baldurs gate and thought about trying it

worthy dawn
worthy dawn
jaunty raft
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I'm trying to think of a multiplayer game with a good story noww

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Dead island? It has A story

jaunty raft
worthy dawn
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Yeah you can only play expedition 33 single player.

jaunty raft
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I was about to follow up and say that question was redundant 😂

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I'm 7 hours into a 12 hour shift I'm sorry lmao

worthy dawn
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Lmao it's fine dude

stoic helm
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my computer too potato to play baldur's gate

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but i saw my friend play

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and im like u should smack ppl with salami

jaunty raft
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#1 throwing weapon fr

jaunty raft
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I'm downloading space Marines when I get home lmao

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Stinky microwave food should be grounds for getting your pay docked

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If you disagree then you probably have stinky microwave food

slow cedar
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i dont think i was supposed to see this

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doing a lot of digging around inside of macos dev resources

jaunty raft
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crApple is gonna kill you now

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W levelup gimme one more Gunter

pulsar valve
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Still a smol bean

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A child even

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A short one

jaunty raft
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I'm 5'11 thank you

pulsar valve
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Lil

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Itty bitty

slow cedar
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tiny little bean

jaunty raft
pulsar valve
jaunty raft
slow cedar
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nuh uh

jaunty raft
pulsar valve
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Welcome to the off topic chat where bullying is guaranteed

jaunty raft
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I'm gonna gif.txt

slow cedar
jaunty raft
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If we aren't bullying we aren't friends

pulsar valve
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We’re friends?

jaunty raft
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Yes

pulsar valve
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I distinctly recall being blocked

slow cedar
jaunty raft
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🖕🏻

pulsar valve
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Speaking of are u sure u arent hallucinating rn?

jaunty raft
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I tried but I couldn't figure out how

pulsar valve
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After all u cant see my chat after I’ve been blocked

jaunty raft
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Not true btw

pulsar valve
slow cedar
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lmao

jaunty raft
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Lmfaoo

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You can still see their chats when you block someone on discord

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Actually the dumbest thing

pulsar valve
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Ah gross

jaunty raft
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You have to reveal it kinda like a spoiler message but still. The temptation is irresistible

slow cedar
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yeah

pulsar valve
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I wouldn’t know- whenever I block someone I do it thoroughly

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Doesn’t happen often but when it does I go into witness protection 🫠

slow cedar
jaunty raft
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Do you just make a new discord? 😂

pulsar valve
slow cedar
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yes we just make entirely new forks of discord

jaunty raft
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You run from your problems extra good?

slow cedar
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i wouldn't put it like that but sure

jaunty raft
slow cedar
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you sound like you dont know what a fork is squirtDerp

jaunty raft
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I don't

pulsar valve
jaunty raft
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🥄

pulsar valve
jaunty raft
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🔪

jaunty raft
pulsar valve
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🔫

jaunty raft
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🧽

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pulsar valve
jaunty raft
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oh look at me I can send gifs I'm special

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🌯

pulsar valve
pulsar valve
jaunty raft
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🤺

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🪬 why they got the mf gravity falls

slow cedar
pulsar valve
slow cedar
pulsar valve
slow cedar
cursive agate
jaunty raft
pulsar valve
orchid mango
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💀

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💀 💀

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Ew

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The heck

orchid mango
pulsar valve
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Soup #1 why??

slow cedar
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that's not even half of my skull emojis squirtDerp

pulsar valve
slow cedar
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idk smoothjazz

pulsar valve
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AquaNose fair

orchid mango
pulsar valve
slow cedar
orchid mango
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THATS THE ONE I WAS LOOKING FOR

slow cedar
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lmao

pulsar valve
lone gorge
slow cedar
orchid mango
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👲

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Aint no way bro aint no way

pulsar valve
slow cedar
orchid mango
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🪳 - 🪳

cursive agate
pulsar valve
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That looked weird 😂😂😂

orchid mango
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My doctor, Mike Lit said im not allowed to meme anymore

pulsar valve
orchid mango
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so i searched his name up online and the first result was his reddit account; "MIKE_LIT_DESTROYER" that only had memes on it

pulsar valve
orchid mango
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But why was he destroying Mike Lit?

pulsar valve
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Posing as the og mike

orchid mango
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Mike Lit is an imposter?

pulsar valve
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While he secretly takes the rest out and replacing them with clones

pulsar valve
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It’s not I’m just expanding on it

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I didn’t mean to tap that but it works lol

orchid mango
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Mike Lit loves cheetos

pulsar valve
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The og or the poser?

orchid mango
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og

pulsar valve
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We can use that to test him then

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Leave a bowl of cheetos out

pliant fjordBOT
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pulsar valve
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See what happens

orchid mango
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Testing on Mike Lit?

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Despicable

pulsar valve
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Like a science experiment

pulsar valve
orchid mango
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Mike Lit is a good science experiment

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The weirdest thing he did to me was when pencils started coming out of Mike Lit

pulsar valve
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Like the twinky my friend’s dad let mold in a jar for 20 years as a science experiment

orchid mango
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😭

pulsar valve
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He named it

orchid mango
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bro its atoms would of deconstructed and reconstructed by then

pulsar valve
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Pretty sure it was sentient

pulsar valve
orchid mango
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😮 😮

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😮

pulsar valve
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New twinky every half a century

orchid mango
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Thats what my mum said when my brother was born

pulsar valve
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It’s the best diet for a growing boy

orchid mango
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🆗

pulsar valve
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Ew- why

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I feel like I’ve been “k’d”

orchid mango
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Mike Lit has a K/D ratio of 10/2

pulsar valve
pulsar valve
orchid mango
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Have I told you the story of my good friend Peter File?

pulsar valve
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Was he a pedo?

orchid mango
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What gave off that impression?

eternal thorn
pulsar valve
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The name

eternal thorn
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forgot those were a thing when I was a teen

orchid mango
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His thin body, small goatee. Round harry potter like glasses

pulsar valve
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Definitely a pedo

orchid mango
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Pale skin

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Bags under his eyes and unwashed fingernails

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Always saw him at public parks taking pictures of the birds

pulsar valve
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Literally

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Jk

orchid mango
pulsar valve
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…

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Wait is this an actual person?

orchid mango
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Yes

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🥲

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OHH

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IM SORRY

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NVM

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SOUNDS LIKE A LAD

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STANDUP GUY

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BIRDS ARE THE BEST

orchid mango
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I was about to say

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I thought u were just making up names

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🫠 🫠 🫠

orchid mango
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I will have you know, Peter File is an upstanding member of my community

pulsar valve
orchid mango
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He makes weekly donations to all the public schools.

pulsar valve
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Weeiirrdd

orchid mango
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Do you do that?

pulsar valve
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Must be rich

pulsar valve
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I also scrub toilets for a living lol

orchid mango
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😠

pulsar valve
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;-; what? I’m not lying

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I’ma janitor

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The litter also isnt apart of my job and theres a lot of it

orchid mango
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Theres cat litter trays at my local high school

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or one of them atleast

pulsar valve
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… by litter I meant-

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Nvm

orchid mango
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You say you clean up toilets and litter

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what was i to expect?

pulsar valve
stoic helm
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🐀

pulsar valve
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On the ground

stoic helm
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pick up mouse

pulsar valve
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That people throw away

pulsar valve
slow cedar
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good thing it isnt a rat

pulsar valve
orchid mango
slow cedar
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im obligated to report rats to the feds

pulsar valve
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They’re one of my 3 favourite animals 😂

slow cedar
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wait no not the feds

pulsar valve
slow cedar
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just the provincial gov

stoic helm
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🐀

slow cedar
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this is ALBERTA

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the only place

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with no rats

pulsar valve
slow cedar
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says rat

pulsar valve
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🐁

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Mouse

slow cedar
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that

pulsar valve
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🐀

slow cedar
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is a mouse

pulsar valve
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Rat

slow cedar
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🖱️

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mouse :]

orchid mango
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Bro go donate your old games to CEX

slow cedar
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what

orchid mango
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Pronounced 'S - E - CK - S'

slow cedar
orchid mango
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Im not joking

slow cedar
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wild

stoic helm
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🐀

orchid mango
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its a kids toy store

stoic helm
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RAT

slow cedar
pulsar valve
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It’s got people from everywhere

slow cedar
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i could be

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from the moon

pulsar valve
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None live by u

slow cedar
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and you wouldnt know

stoic helm
slow cedar
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me when

stoic helm
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rat

slow cedar
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me when i get up at 6

pulsar valve
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Lil baby

slow cedar
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lil bro looks so tired

pulsar valve
slow cedar
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im

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tired

pulsar valve
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Same AquaNose

slow cedar
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i thought you would do the thing

orchid mango
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😭

pulsar valve
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Tomorrow’s my day off…

pulsar valve
slow cedar
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there it is

orchid mango
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Bro we have to escape! \\\

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\\\

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\

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😭

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why is this so buggy?

slow cedar
pulsar valve
slow cedar
stoic helm
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let that sink in

slow cedar
pulsar valve
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It’s like when I first started playing online
Lots of people doing similar stuff

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I do love rats

pulsar valve
slow cedar
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i love rats
they let us test LD50s on them

pulsar valve
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“Let” is a strong word

lone gorge
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I didn’t hear a “no”

pulsar valve
lone gorge
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What? Noooo they speak English

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I’ve seen ratatoullie

slow cedar
#

what then

pulsar valve
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Ok well the rat in that movie also gagged

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Rats lack a gag reflex

slow cedar
#

l rats

pulsar valve
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So in other words

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Nothing changes

slow cedar
pulsar valve
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||I’m sorry I’m jk||

lone gorge
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So, people with no gag reflex, are you better at handling terrible smells? Cuz like I run from them since they make me gag. But if you don’t, you’re more resilient right? lmao

stoic helm
pulsar valve
stoic helm
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and the mouse vibes

lone gorge
slow cedar
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styrene didnt make me gag

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but it can still kill me

gusty crater
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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger

pulsar valve
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It’s nasty don’t get me wrong but tolerable

lone gorge
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Soon it’ll have no affect

gusty crater
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Goals 💪

lone gorge
#

Grease traps are abysmally disgusting smelling

slow cedar
#

dumb and dumber skull_iOS

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wild

pulsar valve
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That is very rude

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U should apologize

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||💀||

slow cedar
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i saw

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what you said

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you cant hide

pulsar valve
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I said absolutely nothing

lone gorge
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I fell for it