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quaint adder
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Bit bigger than wanted but eh

worthy dawn
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make a tenor account. If it gets popular enough, it'll pull up at the top when people look for gifs on discord.

prime estuary
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only nerds make tenor accounts

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-# just a hater

lone gorge
wise stream
lone gorge
worthy dawn
tender marlin
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I don’t think I’ll ever be able to hit something this clean ever again

lone gorge
pale meadow
lone gorge
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The second dude “why are you runnin!?”

tender marlin
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Every headcase is pure dopamine straight to the cranial

lone gorge
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pale meadow
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Clever

slow cedar
lone gorge
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😮

slow cedar
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lone gorge
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It’s like minesweeper but there all mines

slow cedar
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:)

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explosive bubble wrap

pale meadow
slow cedar
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wow all i wanted was to make a non-shit UI and now i'm in way over my head

pulsar valve
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OH IT WORKS NVM

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I thought it was an emoji u used to trick us

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Did yk

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Because of the way a buffalo’s knees work

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They can walk up a flight of stairs

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But not back down

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It’s also illegal in one specific US state to shoot a buffalo on the second story of a hotel building

slow cedar
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whar

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that is

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huhh?

pulsar valve
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ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

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Mk bye bye gotta work

slow cedar
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ok bye sillywave

lucid granite
slow cedar
lucid granite
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Literally the message above it works fine

slow cedar
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maybe your computer is just a little bit stoopid idk

lucid granite
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I’m getting scammed

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It’s my phone

slow cedar
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maybe your phone is just a little bit stoopid idk

lucid granite
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Maybe maybe

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But it seems like that’s what Sun was upset about

slow cedar
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man i just started using CSS and it's already a pain FlushedAnders

lucid granite
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Haha

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Good luck

slow cedar
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😭

lucid granite
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Don’t worry, you never get used to it, you only get better at googling your problems

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HOW DO I CENTER A DIV

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I STILL DONT KNOW

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Despite having done it countless times

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I’m not sure what’s actually doing it

slow cedar
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same skull_iOS

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i did make one thing tho

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with a course

lucid granite
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Oh cute

slow cedar
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yeah it's very simple

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and that scares me

pliant fjordBOT
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lucid granite
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What JavaScript framework did u use?

slow cedar
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uh

lucid granite
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I only know like two of them

slow cedar
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you see

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i have no idea

lucid granite
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Did u code the website or was it like a website builder app?

slow cedar
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i just

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wrote the HTML and CSS

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and then deployed it

lucid granite
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Got it, you used no framework

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Good way to learn

slow cedar
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idek what a framework is atm squirtDerp

lucid granite
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Fair enough

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I would explain it, but my understanding of it isn’t good enough to do so

slow cedar
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i literally started learning last night

lucid granite
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My opinion is web development sucks and no one should ever do it

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But don’t listen to me, I’m just spiteful and full of rage

slow cedar
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yeah @midnight galleon hates it too DarkSide

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dont you

lucid granite
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And my professor did NOT explain PHP correctly AT ALL so I STILL do not know how to integrate databases correctly

slow cedar
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uh oh

lucid granite
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As I said, I’m spiteful and full of rage

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It’s actually pretty cool what you can do with a markup language like that

slow cedar
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look at you taking a class and everything

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meanwhile i watched a youtube video on a tuesday night

lucid granite
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Hey, that’s a fun way to do it

slow cedar
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i still have no idea what im doing

lucid granite
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Nor do I, nor do I

slow cedar
lucid granite
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Just fake your way through it and eventually you’ll be an expert

slow cedar
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lots of coding memes suddenly make sense now catnod

lucid granite
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They actually call me the greatest programmer alive

slow cedar
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they actually call me the greatest programmer dead

lucid granite
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Oh good, our titles don’t clash then

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It’s a shame u died tho

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Miss u 🥺

slow cedar
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fr 😔

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i dont have shuffle on grrr

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it always turns off when i reload

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and i have to reload when i get an ad

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because my ad blocker only half works

lucid granite
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U using the website?

slow cedar
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yes

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because

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ad blocker

lucid granite
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Not surprised Adblock wouldn’t work for that

slow cedar
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except

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fucking

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manivest v3

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broke uBlock Origin

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i still hate them for that

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it used to work

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supoer well

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it was my goat SADFACE

lucid granite
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I just use brave, it blocks most stuff

slow cedar
lucid granite
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And then Spotify premium :P

slow cedar
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it just occured to me that i've been fiddling around with my 3d printed ballisong for like 4 hours

lucid granite
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It happens

slow cedar
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the

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nintendo stabbo

lucid granite
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Uh huh

slow cedar
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i cant even do tricks or anything

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just

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messing around idk

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oh wait that was actually sick

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waht i did

lucid granite
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Did you do a sick trick?

slow cedar
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idk but it looked kind of cool

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will i be able to do it again?

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no

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if this was real

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i'd have no fingers

lucid granite
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Oh that’s fun

slow cedar
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unfortunately

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they';re illegal here

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i have a lot of 3d printed illegal things

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3

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3 things

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a ballisong, a glock 18, and a deagle

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none of them actually do anything squirtDerp

lucid granite
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Well yes

slow cedar
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oh ow that actually hiurt

lucid granite
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Fake plastic objects don’t tend to do things

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Don’t hurt urself

slow cedar
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you'd be surprised

lucid granite
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Don’t make me come over there

slow cedar
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with

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ghost guns

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people 3d print real guns

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prollky not with PLA

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but still

lucid granite
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I’m not welcome in ur country

slow cedar
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why not

lucid granite
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Uhhhhh

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No I lied I am welcome 😔

slow cedar
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oh noes it broke

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it's just a pin tho i can make a new one

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itll take like

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30 seconds

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ok once spotify realoads

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ill make a colour palette

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for NMSLC

lucid granite
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Ok I’m going to bed

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It’s night time

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Good bye 🫡

slow cedar
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byebye sillywave

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i might be losing my mind

midnight galleon
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CSS DRIVES ME INSANE

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AHHHHHHHHHH

prime estuary
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or

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bark

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im a dog

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i forgor

midnight galleon
errant egret
midnight galleon
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it's a pain to work with

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sometimes

errant egret
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I know

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Thats why I like it

slow cedar
latent moat
# midnight galleon CSS DRIVES ME INSANE

These days, you don’t need to know how to write css, you just need to be able to describe the layout you want well enough to an AI language modeller to have it write the code for you.

slow cedar
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but

errant egret
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Sunrise an hour ago

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slow cedar
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that's lame

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not the sunrise

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the sunrise is not lame

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it is very nice

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getting AI to write all your code tho

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that is lame

errant egret
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This is why I write my own code

midnight galleon
slow cedar
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trial and error cool

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and pulling your hair out / banging your head on a wall

errant egret
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I write my own code but I usually get Google A.I studio to debug and comment it

slow cedar
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look at other people's code
ctrl-c ctrl-v

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shrimple

errant egret
slow cedar
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omg i love it when a song doesnt have like 10 seconds of silence at the end

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why do they do that it sucks

errant egret
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I've unironically been listening to Evil Neuros original song on repeat all night

slow cedar
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wow

errant egret
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It scratches my brain right

slow cedar
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that is unironic

latent moat
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Meh, I learned html, css, and some java back in the day and banged my head against the wall because I had no other choice - if a free AI tool can save me significant time I ain’t gonna complain.

errant egret
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I've done

slow cedar
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i still need to learn JS

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gonna make it look nice first tho

errant egret
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HMTL,CSS,XML,Lua and Python

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So far

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All in

slow cedar
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i only know HTML CSS and Python

errant egret
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I like XML because it's very similar syntax wise to HTML

slow cedar
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the first two being like

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sort of

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not fully

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at all

errant egret
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I've never touched Java before lmao

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Which is wild

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But tbf I had a Web development course forced on me and my ass intentionally failed it because I didn't pick it of my own volition

lone gorge
errant egret
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OK I'm clinically insane now

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I'm gonna sleep at like 10am

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(3hrs from now)

slow cedar
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dayum

errant egret
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I'll only use a.i to write my code if I can somehow get a Neuro-Sama TTS working running off chatGPT

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(me omw to spend several months gently manipulating ChatGPT responses)

slow cedar
errant egret
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Just a reminder that canonically

Preditors play in a 4:3 aspect ratio while prey have a 16:9 aspect ration on their eyesight

latent moat
errant egret
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Oh I have like

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6 GPT chat thingies

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That I've gently gaslit into becoming 40k tech priests

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They speak like they're tech priests and it's fun

slow cedar
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it's like

latent moat
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I always have more fun looking for ways to get AI to do more functional things.

slow cedar
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almost square

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but not

lone gorge
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I saw in the comments apperently the nest kept catching fire, so that’s why it got sprayed down. Idk how true lol

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Also, it ain’t the same bird and pole lol

slow cedar
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also

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they made another nest/house for the bird

tepid thistle
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bir

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d

pliant fjordBOT
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worthy dawn
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Hi

limber fractal
spiral zephyr
slow cedar
limber fractal
slow cedar
limber fractal
slow cedar
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Aren't you already in that server

lone gorge
limber fractal
limber fractal
slow cedar
slow cedar
limber fractal
slow cedar
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Stare

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Red

limber fractal
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Yoink yoink yoink yoink

slow cedar
lone gorge
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Off topic yoinking

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The yoinkening

limber fractal
gusty crater
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Yoinks this time eh

limber fractal
gusty crater
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Got an email from Samsung

Samsung is implementing an inactive Samsung account policy to protect the data of users who have not used their account for an extended period of time. Once this policy is implemented, Samsung accounts that have not been logged in to or used for twenty-four (24) months will be considered inactive and will be subject to deletion.

Effective 31st July 2027

I also heard that there are going to be some changes to EU General Data Protection Regulation

I wonder if it's bc of that 🤔

slow cedar
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Talk about an early warning

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Damn

gusty crater
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Email says that's the earliest date an account could be deleted, so around 24 months from now just as the policy states

errant egret
lone gorge
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lol I just got an email like that regarding cashapp. I have an account on it for emergency, in case I need to wire quick money to or from someone. Never had to use it
Said they’re purging and banning any accounts they’re inactive for more than 2 years. Lol

errant egret
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I wonder if the UK will follow the EU

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Usually when the EU updates the GDPR we update our own Data Protection Act

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Since it closely mirrors GDPR

slow cedar
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ANDROID BETA TIME LETS GO

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Finly

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M3E

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I fucking love this new UI

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Imagine

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Android and ONE UI squished togethed

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Already different on the lock screen lol

Screenshot_20250626-004556.png
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Nd my keyboard is hella lagging

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Mmmmmmmmmm it looks so GOOD

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It's so CLEAN omg

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My favourite thing has to be the sliders

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They're actually good now

prime estuary
tepid thistle
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The evil monster

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As opposed to one that isn’t evil

prime estuary
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he's the shuffler

slow cedar
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The shuffler

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Beware of the shuffler

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There's colours now GekHappy

Screenshot_20250626-005444.png
prime estuary
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on android?

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whar

slow cedar
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Yup

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Pixel

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I got

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A beta

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I've been waiting for M3E

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For so long

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I finally have it

prime estuary
slow cedar
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Oh man the physics

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Stuff has physics now

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Ooh there's new lock and unlock sounds

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There is one problem now

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I have too much space on my home screen

tepid thistle
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Snug ass mf

IMG_5726.jpg
noble sinew
# limber fractal

i have one of those big blahaj and i imagine its my boyfriend when i sleep with it, because that helps me sleep

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Sadly its an 11 hour drive to go see him..

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i just realised that that actually fits with the character of my pfp

slow cedar
noble sinew
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thats something salad fingers would say

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100%

lone gorge
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Mmmmm rusty spoons

pulsar valve
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They didn’t like my shark rants 🥲

noble sinew
slow cedar
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Who is

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Salad fingers

lone gorge
slow cedar
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I GOUND SOMETJING LIFE CHANGONG

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You can swipe away the volume slider now

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Instead of having to wait

lone gorge
pulsar valve
lime sand
gusty crater
lime sand
gusty crater
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I lost

zenith dome
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bruh

lime sand
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Hehehehe

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@lone gorge what about you?

prime estuary
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Phrase of the Day! #17
gaslight, gatekeep, gekboss

slow cedar
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The game

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:)

lime sand
slow cedar
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Whar

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Did you already do it

lime sand
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The killing blow was already executed

slow cedar
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Aw

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I'm too late

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Bro you didn't even have to say it

lime sand
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Gotta get creative with it.

slow cedar
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They just knew 😭

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Dayum

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Your presence is all it took

lime sand
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Pavlov trained

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Unironically, it only works here for some reason

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Im waiting for Jenks to wake up

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Gonna wake up, and start the day off with an L. Its gonna be glorious

pulsar valve
lime sand
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Yes?

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Thats a disgusting kind

pulsar valve
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It’s an acquired taste

lime sand
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It can be acquired by the Trash

pulsar valve
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I didn’t know u wanted some that badly

sterile tartan
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I'm making a blue chicken with rainbow fluff

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pulsar valve
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:0 please tell me what u name em when he’s complete

sterile tartan
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Will do! x2shibaheartlove

lime sand
gusty crater
pulsar valve
lime sand
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hah takes more than that

pulsar valve
lime sand
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Cuteness aggression

pulsar valve
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Usually accompanied by a gasp

pulsar valve
eternal thorn
gusty crater
sterile tartan
pulsar valve
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Gosh I love those movies XD

sterile tartan
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I pictured this guy

pulsar valve
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I just remember kids my age making a similar face as >:0 when they got excited about something

pulsar valve
lime sand
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Kids your age

pulsar valve
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Lol

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I’m an “adult” now

sterile tartan
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The chicken is on hold for this exact moment just because the fluffy yarn is making my hands feel weird
Not in an allergic way just
In a "touching something fuzzy that's moving for too long" way

pulsar valve
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A young one though so people still treat me like a teenager

lime sand
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Ha, get carded nerd

pulsar valve
lime sand
sterile tartan
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It's supposed to be for making boa scarves. But there are no rules

pulsar valve
sterile tartan
lime sand
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Then you get... the stamp

pulsar valve
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The stamp?

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Do elaborate

lime sand
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The stamp

pulsar valve
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It sounds like a curse

lime sand
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Its an invisible stamp that bartenders will shine a black light on so they can check who can and cannot have drinks

pulsar valve
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:0 how nice

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:0 wait

lime sand
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Hehehehehe

pulsar valve
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Will they give me one when I ask for it?

sterile tartan
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Some concerts and other events also use stamps
Usually a stamp marks you as underage in the ones I've been to

lime sand
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Probably

pulsar valve
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Like can I ask for more than one stamp?

lime sand
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No

pulsar valve
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Actually can I just borrow it for a moment

lime sand
pulsar valve
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I wanna make a cool blacklight arm pattern thingy

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I wanna draw with it

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Gimme

lime sand
zenith dome
pulsar valve
lime sand
pulsar valve
sterile tartan
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I think so in this case

lime sand
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If they ask... I doubt they'd go into places like that

pulsar valve
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They might be there to babysit

lime sand
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More like get babysat

sterile tartan
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My stepdad got a "do not serve drinks" stamp at a concert we went to cuz he's sober

pulsar valve
sterile tartan
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So, it probably depends on the event

pulsar valve
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Yeah I’m probably gonna get that stamp every time I go somewhere with alcoholic stuffs lol

lime sand
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I bet they'd do it for pregnant people too. Or with those who have complications

pulsar valve
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A. Babyfaced
B. Bad genes cant drink

pulsar valve
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I want it

lime sand
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The only reason I dont get carded much is because of facial hair. If I shave, I turn into a child

pliant fjordBOT
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lime sand
pulsar valve
pulsar valve
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The blacklight is missing

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For some reason

lime sand
sterile tartan
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None of the stamps I've gotten were blacklight
Just regular ink stamp

lime sand
pulsar valve
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So verbal stuffs and a new flashlight

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Sounds lovely

sterile tartan
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But that also depends on the event, location, context...

pulsar valve
lime sand
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Yeah, I've seen the invisible ink at a club that allowed minors

pulsar valve
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Idk*

pulsar valve
lime sand
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Was the first and last time I ever went to a club

sterile tartan
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I've never been to a club

lime sand
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Bring. Earplugs.

pulsar valve
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They sound obnoxious and overwhelming ovo

pulsar valve
lime sand
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The music was so loud, it drowned out my thoughts

pulsar valve
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That’s probably the point

lime sand
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What? Being deaf by 40?

pulsar valve
sterile tartan
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Never been interested tbh

lime sand
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Only reason I went was because of symphonic band awards

lone gorge
pulsar valve
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Idk if we have clubs like that around here- I’ve never seen any but then again I don’t really go out much

lime sand
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HAHAHAHAHAH

lone gorge
lime sand
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Triple kill

pulsar valve
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What’d they lose?

lone gorge
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calling in UAV

lime sand
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Their dignity

pulsar valve
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The last 2 braincells?

pulsar valve
lime sand
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They probably feel that way.

pulsar valve
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Spaded*?

lone gorge
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Neutered the sanctity of my honest life

pulsar valve
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Idk*?

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I’m very confused but I’m enjoying the chaos

sterile tartan
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Do I wanna continue crocheting the chicken
Or work on a bag I started
Or read
Orrrr none of these things lol
I can't decide

lime sand
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Best is, i know enough double speak to target the ones who do and leave those who dont confused.

pulsar valve
lone gorge
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My life is like a permanent Harlem shake

pulsar valve
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City shake…

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Earthquake?

tepid thistle
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milkshake

pulsar valve
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I do like milkshakes

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Must be a happy child

cursive agate
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Milkquakes

lime sand
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Shake and bake?

pulsar valve
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Does that mean whipped cream?

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For the milk shake

lone gorge
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My milkquakes bring all the bois to the yard

cursive agate
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Why not shake n' rake?

lime sand
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Steak and shake

pulsar valve
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Steak

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Smoothies

lime sand
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I could go for a steak

lone gorge
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I’m destroying crispy chicken wraps rn 😅

pulsar valve
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Same- my grandma made this one a while back. Gosh Idk where she found it. I think it was supposed to be classed higher tbh it melted in our mouths

lime sand
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I haven't eaten anything today

pulsar valve
lime sand
cursive agate
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Medium rare peppered with jalapeno peppers & carrots because I like carrots lol

lime sand
pulsar valve
lime sand
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Noon

cursive agate
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Twilight lol

pulsar valve
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Valid- eat soon though

lime sand
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Ehhhhhhh

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I'll think about it

pulsar valve
lime sand
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Its only been... 15 hours since I last ate

pulsar valve
lime sand
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My wallet would cry

pulsar valve
cursive agate
lime sand
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I shouldn't be missing meals though

pulsar valve
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Ur body starts burning fat after 12. Ur fasting rn. U should break it with protein it’ll build muscle and start u off with good stuffs

lime sand
lone gorge
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||pop||

lime sand
pulsar valve
lime sand
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I dont have much body fat at all

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So, if i miss it. It goes to break down protein

cursive agate
lone gorge
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Lipids

lime sand
pulsar valve
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I don’t got much either- before I started working my calves didn’t have any curves to em- my legs were like sticks lol

lone gorge
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My metabolism is a curse and blessing

lime sand
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Oh, my calves are THICK. Like, I dont even know how.

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But I can still see my ribs so... I gotta do upper body stuff

pulsar valve
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Eat protein first though

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Nuts count including peanut butter

lime sand
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Well, i use my legs everyday. I dont use my upper body everyday

dark terrace
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☕ DarkSide
sip
Mornin’!

lone gorge
worthy dawn
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Power just went out over here lol
It's 4 am 😭

pulsar valve
lime sand
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Its bad enough I can eat 4 egg omelets like nothing

cursive agate
dark terrace
#

We changed chat name again?!

lone gorge
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Like 4 omelettes? Or a omelette made of 4 eggs?

lime sand
pulsar valve
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it’s getting busy-

lime sand
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If anything, thats a core exercise

lime sand
sterile tartan
worthy dawn
lone gorge
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Yoink

pulsar valve
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Oink

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…

cursive agate
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Just think about thinking that burns calories

pulsar valve
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I have pig facts but I don’t think I can share them on this server-

lime sand
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Thinking burns like 30% of all calories used in a day

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And I think all the time

sterile tartan
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Crochet should burn more calories with how much counting I have to do

lone gorge
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If thinking burns fat, than I’d be a balloon

pulsar valve
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I’d be a stick.. I overthink a lot-

cursive agate
pulsar valve
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None of its useful- best to stop thinking -.-

lone gorge
pulsar valve
dark terrace
lone gorge
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Treadmill crocheting

pulsar valve
sterile tartan
cursive agate
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I miss shark week on Discovery channel

pulsar valve
lone gorge
sterile tartan
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Lmao!

lone gorge
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I call this one “calamity”

lime sand
sterile tartan
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I mean I do have a bag I can keep my project in and wear kinda like a backpack sooooo maybe it's possible actually

pulsar valve
cursive agate
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I can see well in the dark or at least make our shapes. Came in handy when we lost power for a weak last year lol.

lime sand
dark terrace
lone gorge
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Fun fact! Pirates wore a patch on there eye for night vision. Not the common misconception that they lost an eye. (Tho that’s also true)

lime sand
pulsar valve
dark terrace
lime sand
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Yall see shapes?

sterile tartan
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Whale sharks are sharks yes

pulsar valve
lime sand
pulsar valve
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Like a coat u hang on the door

lime sand
cursive agate
pulsar valve
lone gorge
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I see very well in darkness

lime sand
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If its pitch black, I can't see anything

lone gorge
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If it’s that dark for some reason I just close my eyes anyways

pulsar valve
lone gorge
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Feel my way around

lime sand
lone gorge
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If I can’t see I close my eyes to focus feeling better

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It’s so silly

pulsar valve
lone gorge
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Like turning down the radio to see better in the car

pulsar valve
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That way I can convince myself I chose to have pitch black

cursive agate
#

Have you tried echo location yet? @lone gorge

lone gorge
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I’ve tried to simulate being blind

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I last like 4 steps

lime sand
#

I dont see silhouettes tho...

pulsar valve
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-.-

lone gorge
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I don’t trust ANY movement

lime sand
lone gorge
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Yea then BAM face meets wall

spiral zephyr
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I see pretty well in the dark, I attribute it to my colorblindness lol

cursive agate
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Streets are the worst

pulsar valve
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The idea of total blindness is interesting- they don’t see darkness they see nothing. Darkness and nothing are not the same but we associate it as such

lime sand
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Hold them out

pulsar valve
lime sand
lone gorge
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Well that means I don’t trust where I’m moving then

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Now doesn’t it?

sterile tartan
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I'm covered in shiny rainbow fluff and JUST noticed

lime sand
cursive agate
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You know it's bad then night mode on your pixel 8 can't see crap but you can.

cursive agate
sterile tartan
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Yes

lime sand
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Fae kin Spirit

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Thats means Ceryn successfully tricked you. And you gotta marry, its da rulez for fey

sterile tartan
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Good to know though that the rainbow yarn sheds EVERYWHERE

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....still gonna use it

lime sand
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The yarn version of glitter

lone gorge
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Ugh glitter…

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Abominable

lime sand
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Im pretty sure thats all the microplastics we eat, is glitter

pulsar valve
sterile tartan
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There's also metal glitter

pulsar valve
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First its on ur finger then its on ur elbow, ur cheek, ur back. The neighbor’s dog that’s been dead for 10 years

lime sand
#

Deploying glitter bombs should be considered an act of terror

pulsar valve
cursive agate
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To demanding lol

sterile tartan
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The glitter I use in my candles is mica powder so it's actually shiny rock dust

lime sand
pulsar valve
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Ice is considered a type of rock

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🍵

lime sand
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Nuh uh

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Ice is ice

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And Black Ice is evil

pulsar valve
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Ice is rock

sterile tartan
#

glacier ice is a rock

lime sand
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H20 isnt a mineral tho

pulsar valve
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Yes

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But

sterile tartan
#

Snow is also technically rock

pulsar valve
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Ice is a rock

pulsar valve
lime sand
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Can't be rock, if it ain't a mineral

cursive agate
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What is a rock

pulsar valve
lime sand
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I shall!

pulsar valve
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Not the actual definition

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Thats a sunny definition

lime sand
pulsar valve
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Take it with a grain of ice

sterile tartan
#

Okay but if you look it up
Ice is a mineral
And no not just because the AI overview said so

lime sand
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Heard it here first...

Black holes are rocks

pulsar valve
spiral zephyr
#

Hm, seems it does fit

In geology and mineralogy, a mineral or mineral species is, broadly speaking, a solid substance with a fairly well-defined chemical composition and a specific crystal structure that occurs naturally in pure form

cursive agate
#

So many potential rock jokes.

lime sand
sterile tartan
pulsar valve
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I love how this turned into a huge research session XD

pulsar valve
lime sand
pulsar valve
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But I heard it from a human first

lime sand
#

That was a great time

pulsar valve
spiral zephyr
lime sand
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Exactly!

pulsar valve
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Theres a gallon of milk on a highway in our city

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It’s been there for a year and a half

lime sand
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But why

pulsar valve
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Someone graffitied the wall above it

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And someone else cleaned the graffiti

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Neither one picked up the gallon of milk lol

lime sand
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Thats a biobomb at this point

pulsar valve
pulsar valve
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He’s turned orange and I’m fairly certain he’s become sentient

lime sand
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Malcolm, the sun baked curdled milk

pulsar valve
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Its also separated into all the milky components

sterile tartan
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When I was in my last year of highschool someone left a carton of chocolate milk in their locker all year and spiked it off the ground at the start of the final week

pulsar valve
#

I think it’s turning back into blood lol

lime sand
pulsar valve
lime sand
#

That smell stayed the entire last week

sterile tartan
#

It made a mess and stunk up the entire hallway

noble sinew
#

they fucking deleted my rockstar account

lime sand
#

They did you a service imo

lone gorge
#

but is water wet?

pulsar valve
#

No

lime sand
pulsar valve
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Water gets other things wet but it itself is not wet

noble sinew
lime sand
noble sinew
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yea

pulsar valve
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Being wet in this context implies being covered by the water

lime sand
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Or is it actually RDO

noble sinew
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i had this account for 7 years

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but they just.. deleted it?

lime sand
#

Ye

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Did you mod?

noble sinew
#

i hate modders

lime sand
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Or was there an inactivity clause?

noble sinew
#

no i played like yesterday

lone gorge
#

maybe u got breached

lime sand
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Rip

noble sinew
#

Here at rockstar we care about your accounts security and safety! Hence why we will delete your account to nobody can hack it! ™

lime sand
lone gorge
#

the irony

noble sinew
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why make making money such a pain in the ass in rdr2 online, only to ban somebody for making money?

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i did get like.. 500 collectors coins from a modder

lime sand
#

Its not exactly a rare thing

lone gorge
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ive gotten 7k dumped on me once.

noble sinew
#

damn

pulsar valve
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Thats blood money-

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Jk

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Idk what ur talking about

noble sinew
#

i once got killed by a modder who was launching deer off a massive catapult at me

lime sand
#

-R*

lone gorge
noble sinew
lime sand
lime sand
noble sinew
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i also almost lost my account because they kept sending a verification code to my gmail that doesn't exist anymore

lone gorge
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unlink the email xD

noble sinew
#

..that took me 3 years to be able to figure out, plus trying to contact rockstar support

lime sand
#

Rockstar support is absolutely terrible

noble sinew
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but luckily i bullied the rockstar staff so mutch that they HAD to do it

noble sinew
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i call it tactical sabotage

lime sand
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More like ||cu*k chair||

cursive agate
lone gorge
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whena whole ass company puts you on a blocked numbers list xD

noble sinew
#

i wish

lime sand
#

Imagine getting blacklisted just for asking them to do their jobs

pulsar valve
#

I’m learning lots of new words today

pulsar valve
lime sand
#

Not a native speaker?

lime sand
noble sinew
#

...he don't know

pulsar valve
lone gorge
#

awe we got an innocent one

lime sand
#

Gotta up that vocabulary

noble sinew
#

bro spent his skillpoints wrong

lime sand
#

Start slinging words like "vivacious"

pulsar valve
cursive agate
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Every hotel has one chair facing the bed

lime sand
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Or "Frission"

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Or "Turgid"

lone gorge
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turgid

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dammit

lime sand
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Hahahaha

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** T U R G I D**

noble sinew
#

I sentence you to trying to pronounce eldenring boss names

pulsar valve
lime sand
lone gorge
#

if you ever wanna sound fancy just throw the word unequivocally in there somewhere

lime sand
#

You should see the Native american names in Assassin's Creed 3

lone gorge
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youll sound unequivocally intelligent

cursive agate
#

Get your non native English speaking frens to say anything with "th" sound

lime sand
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Ratonhnhaké:ton

lime sand
noble sinew
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i hate having to say cat

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i just cannot

pulsar valve
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Thats.. not a th sound

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Thats just a t

lime sand
cursive agate
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No no no it's Emotional Support Fren not cat

lone gorge
#

exquisite one

lime sand
noble sinew
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i say cat like cAat

lime sand
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Just put your tongue on your teeth, and say the V

cursive agate
lone gorge
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one that gets me is when people say they needa axe me a question

pulsar valve
lime sand
lime sand
lone gorge
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leather lever, ive heard that one lol

pulsar valve
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Yes

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But what do u mean

lime sand
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Just put your tongue on your teeth instead and BOOM. "Th" sound

pulsar valve
#

Leather with a v sound???

lime sand
#

Ye

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Theater doesnt have the V sound

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The H is silent in that one

pulsar valve
#

…

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OHHHHHHHHHHHH

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I get it now

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Sorry

lime sand
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BAM, welcome to English. Where even natives are confused

pulsar valve
#

V sound is Not the way to explain that one AquaNose

pulsar valve
lone gorge
#

V F and TH sounds usually combined with speech impediments all sound similar

lime sand
#

Its the closest sound

lime sand
#

Gunwale

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Pronounced "Gunnel"

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because of course it does

pulsar valve
lone gorge
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lieutenant being pronounced "Left tenent" lol

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TF did the f come from

cursive agate
lime sand
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Its ship terminology. Where English goes to die

lime sand
lone gorge
sterile tartan
#

Boatswain

pulsar valve
lime sand
#

Bosun

lone gorge
lime sand
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Sometimes the s is optional

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I've seen Bo'un

lone gorge
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xD

cursive agate
lime sand
pulsar valve
# lone gorge likewise

Ok I need someone to clarify this word- I hear it a lot in a lot of ways and I can never figure out what the crap it means

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Does it just mean same?

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It always sounds passive aggressive

lime sand
#

Or how possessive group in southern slang grammatically written is
Y'all's

pulsar valve
#

Ik it isnt ofc but it sounds it

lone gorge
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theres a drink where above the mason dixon line its pronounced Cheer wine

But below it, turns into CHURwine xD

sterile tartan
#

Y'all'd'n't've

lime sand
pulsar valve
#

I really wanna hear u guys saying these words because I feel like this would provide a lot of context

median sierra
#

That reminds me the first time i saw the word fo'c's'le i was like What
(my favorite ship terminology is still the poop deck)

lime sand
pulsar valve
lime sand
#

Nope

prime estuary
lime sand
#

Lies

pulsar valve
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Very fancy🤌

lime sand
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Im allergic sadly

lone gorge
#

i wish i had an irish accent

prime estuary
#

OI

lone gorge
#

keep yur fookin mitts off me gold

pulsar valve
cursive agate
#

Spirit brining out the twang

pulsar valve
#

I don’t think I have a favourite one yet

lime sand
prime estuary
#

what ard yih dooin in mi swump

pulsar valve
#

OH MY GOSH I HAVE A STORY

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ABOUT ACCENTS

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Ok we get a lot of foreign customers at my store

lime sand
pulsar valve
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And this one guy was checking out the drinks and I started talking to him cause my job says so

lone gorge
#

then theres the boston accent lmao

pulsar valve
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And I noticed he had a beautiful accent it sounded very fluid but also very soft Idk

lone gorge
#

MA there this weeyad fookin cat out heeya

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git in the cah

#

were going to the pahk

lime sand
pulsar valve
#

so I said “where’d u get ur accent from btw? Its quite lovely.”

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He looked at me and went “I hit my head a few years back”

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I

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Died

prime estuary
#

real

gusty crater
lime sand
#

It has happened before

lone gorge
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"its not an accent, its an impediment" XD was one of the best comebacks ive gotten thrown at me

lime sand
#

Someone was struck by lightning and gained an Australian accent despite never being there nor having family there

cursive agate
#

Who here says eatin instead of eating

prime estuary
#

its how aussies are made

lime sand
pulsar valve
lime sand
#

A Russian friend pointed out that I dont say the TAIN part in Mountain

pulsar valve
#

He took one course on it in college and his brain reverted to it

lime sand
#

I say, Mount'n if im speaking fast

lone gorge
#

mountnnnnn

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i DO THAT

#

ray dee aye tor

prime estuary
#

i never say the tain part

lime sand
#

Oil

lone gorge
pulsar valve
lone gorge
#

need me some merter earl!

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ehrmegherd! perkemern!

lime sand
#

Aaron earned an iron urn

lone gorge
#

i LOVE that vid

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urn urn urn urn

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tf we rly sound like dat?

lime sand
#

They said An right tho

lone gorge
#

i love how his friend in the back nodding after doing it like he nailed it

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that first AARON switch up KILLS me

#

everytime

prime estuary
median sierra
#

My own accent is all kinds of hecked up these days due to learning english from watching an italian american new yorker streamer, a swedish streamer, and red dwarf

lone gorge
#

by the end they sound like a group of seals cackling xD

lime sand
#

I have no accent aside from "generic"

prime estuary
pulsar valve
#

Thats a very European thing to say

lime sand
#

I was told by a Dutch woman that I have "the generic american accent"

pulsar valve
prime estuary
lime sand
pulsar valve
#

American accents are never generic

prime estuary
pulsar valve
#

We all sound weird to each other

lone gorge
#

imatating accents is something i can do really well but its the vocab of the accent i suck and fail at

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i cant embrace HOW they talk, just how they sound

lime sand
#

I sounds like a video according to my colleagues

lone gorge
#

bros got the microsoft sam accent

lime sand
#

I put too much effort into sounding clear, because I can't stand miscommunication. I even get mad if I mispronounced foreign words

pulsar valve
lime sand
pulsar valve
lone gorge
lime sand
#

It works!

prime estuary
lone gorge
#

learned a few funny cant say words

lime sand
#

I've only heard low pitch Spanish speakers. From Spain

lime sand
median sierra
#

True

pulsar valve
lime sand
#

I was upset Bulgaria doesn't have many punchy cuss words

prime estuary
lime sand
pulsar valve
lone gorge
median sierra
#

When my fiancee moved here to my country i taught her the basics (read: the spiciest swear words)

lime sand
#

As one should

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If you can't gravely insult someone, youre not learning the language

prime estuary
#

its what language is good for

pulsar valve
#

If u need to cuss to insult someone ur doing it wrong-

lime sand
lone gorge
#

i use body language and hope people understand what i mean when i use my fists xD

pulsar valve
#

I would know

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I used to start fights that way XD

lime sand
#

Youre not the average person tho

pulsar valve
#

I’m about as ‘normal’ as normal is

lime sand
#

I've called a child who was sick an "organic petri dish"

pulsar valve
#

Only normal doesnt look right anymore so people think I’m weird again

lone gorge
pulsar valve
lime sand
#

He'll learn in 8th grade Biology

#

In 10 years

pulsar valve
#

My neighbor (aka my adopted lil sister- not really she just claimed me as the older sibling and I always wanted a sister so it works) gets offended when I call her child, little one, smol bean, lil bean, etc

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She glares at me XD

lone gorge
#

built like a baked bean

lime sand
lone gorge
#

a ba- A BAKED BEAN?!?