off-topic-bond-james-bond

[opaque tartan]

Toss aside our flesh prisons

I will join you in crushing humanity

Sorry, I meant bake cookies for everyone

[errant egret]

consider winning 🔥

[opaque tartan]

Consider not gambling

[sleek coral]

Huh? What will you do? 🙂

Oh wait, I know.

[dry bison]

Better get Maaco

[sleek coral]

Consider this.

[opaque tartan]

I want to be a crypto bro though

[sleek coral]

!banscammer 1260530408588841025

[pliant fjord]

⛔ @muted osprey (sancho_011) banned from the server.

[opaque tartan]

@dry bison we could be crypto bros

Slurp up the blood money

Slurp slurp

[dry bison]

I hate crypto with a currency

[opaque tartan]

Crypto with a side of currency

Like coleslaw

I want my blood money and my blood diamonds Mumbles

I won't be sated unless I know that innocents have perished

[dry bison]

I knew from the onset of the blockchain trade economy that it would be used for money laundering and hiding criminal activities and because of how fast it has grown, it's now also become the bedrock of an international ponzi scheme called meme coins used to deliberately rob people.

I hate it so much.

I hate it more than I hate racoons.

...Which isn't saying much. I don't hate racoons. I think they're very intelligent and largely docile - Just disrespectful of other peoples property where finding shelter is concerned.

and it doesn't even seemingly matter when they are given shelter....They still try to destroy your shit to get more.

[opaque tartan]

Mmmm, I dunno

You have a campaign against raccoons

[dry bison]

I have new spikes coming today to add to my downspouts.

[opaque tartan]

If only they understood the law

I would hire a raccoon as my attorney

[dry bison]

My house already looks like a commercial for the band KISS

[opaque tartan]

You have a glam rock house?!?!

Yooooo, party at Mumbles'

[dry bison]

@pliant fjord Are you excited? We found out Saturn has 274 moons this month.

https://science.nasa.gov/saturn/moons/

More moons by far than any other planet.

[cursive agate]

https://tenor.com/view/gandalf-gif-10634010482872098537

When I smell food

[opaque tartan]

It's the mooniest planet in our solar system

[opaque tartan]

Or weed

[dry bison]

Saturn. It's a moons moon.

[opaque tartan]

This is a mooooons moon

[cursive agate]

https://tenor.com/view/gandalf-smoking-pipe-lord-of-the-rings-lotr-gandalf-the-grey-gif-10400707071810135356

[eternal pewter]

Did somebody say weed

[opaque tartan]

And it wouldn't be nothin, nothin, without gravity I guess

I'm not a scientist

[opaque tartan]

No

Move along, nothing to see here

[eternal pewter]

Oh

But i wanted

Nevermind

[opaque tartan]

This is a crime scene

[eternal pewter]

Whats the crime

[opaque tartan]

My existence

[eternal pewter]

If it has to do with weed, you stumbled onto the right girl

[pliant fjord]

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[opaque tartan]

The first breath I took started a chain reaction of some bullshit

[eternal pewter]

Uhuh

Uhhmm

[opaque tartan]

We might get in trouble because it's illegal in some places

[eternal pewter]

Nice weather, huh?

[cursive agate]

It's all ogre now

[opaque tartan]

And we little people here

[eternal pewter]

Its not illegal here im chilling

[opaque tartan]

Back to the swamp I go

[opaque tartan]

Lucky mofo

[eternal pewter]

[cursive agate]

Not illegal here as well so long as it's Farm bill complaint of 0.03% by weight

[opaque tartan]

Curse you all

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-mola-ram-indiana-jones-temple-of-doom-evil-smile-gif-21878106

[cursive agate]

If you ever get a chance try Grandaddy purples edibles just make sure it's on a weekend off 🙂

[eternal pewter]

Whats that? Im not US-ian

[opaque tartan]

Is that like Asian but different?

[eternal pewter]

Idk

[cursive agate]

It's a strain from California & it's overwhelmingly indica & has a sedative/calming full body high.

Good for me because I'm usually always wired & have bad sleep/diet like I go way to long without food because I forget.

[eternal pewter]

Is there a max on thc % there?

[cursive agate]

The stuff I get is 10mg per piece not sure about the actual plant

[eternal pewter]

Oooohhh

Edibles?

[opaque tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/jinny-jinnytty-rabbit-eating-animal-gif-20830660

[scarlet gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-cat-kitten-cute-eating-gif-5360475849815189073

[eternal pewter]

And so, nyan cat was born

[opaque tartan]

Acid trip cat

[hasty roost]

Meow 🐈

[teal raptor]

[cursive agate]

https://tenor.com/view/pixel-popcat-nyan-cat-poptart-cat-rainbow-gif-26024601

[lucid granite]

What is this, a memes channel???

[opaque tartan]

Excuse me?!?! That is not a meme

This is how I lose my friends

And someone is laughing at me

[eternal pewter]

He probably had the same stuff those cats had

[lucid granite]

I’m so sorry for being so insensitive

[opaque tartan]

Jenks is a lil shit, but I love the guy

[opaque tartan]

It's ok, I've finally finished wiping away the tears

[lone gorge]

imma big shit!

imma whole double flusher!

[eternal pewter]

Am i a big shit

[opaque tartan]

Delusions of grandeur

[opaque tartan]

Possibly

I can neither confirm nor deny

[spiral zephyr]

I dont partake in flower much anymore (extracts all the way now) but Billy Kimber from Garrison Lane is probably the nicest strain I've tried.

[dry bison]

Does he know?

[opaque tartan]

@spiral zephyr What happened lil Bobbeh?
Bigger boys came, took our ball, Billy Kimber from Garrison Lane punched me in the mouth

[spiral zephyr]

@opaque tartan if you need a good larf, I have a DE razor coming in today, which means I'll probably be a bloody mess by this time tomorrow.

[meager patrol]

https://youtu.be/5GsqeWeArJI?si=oInbWMm3DLr1LTKE

[opaque tartan]

Going for smooth calves?

[spiral zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-dance-rainbow-cat-dance-bop-cat-cat-bop-dance-cat-dancing-gif-19883813

[opaque tartan]

@sterile tartan guuuuurrrrl I dunno if you seent these before
https://merrymakes.com/

[sterile tartan]

Yessss I've seen these
Love them. Very silly

[elder shale]

thicc

[slow cedar]

💀

[gray gull]

heyyy !! random but i have my sixth form yearbook quote due in like a day so any help/suggestions would be appreciated :)))
currently have 4 ideas:

• "an adventure beyond the ordinar-E" or "ta-dah" (from wall-e)
• "A journey… a dream of flight." (wind rises)
  -"Oh good, my dog found the chainsaw." (out of context but lilo & stitch)
• "Einstein said time was relative, right? Maybe I'm not late. Maybe you guys are early." (kinda hate it but I'm going to do physics - from spiderverse)

[dry bison]

Time isn't relative. It's inbred. - Mumbles Malarky

Occasionally time is thought of as an emergent property of the expansion of space, considered relative because individuals exist in different points of space observing this presumed emergent property, but I posit time is the fundamental and space is the lower emergent property of its existence.

Of a fundamental universe that is eternal, time is bred from a conception by those within a space to understand its governing principles

[eternal pewter]

I knew this. Totally. I watch kurzgesagt.

Is the universe eternal? I thought there were a bunch of theories on how the universe would you know... cease to exist

[dry bison]

There is no way to know if it's eternal or finite and no reason to assume either with absolute authority.

In either case, Time isn't relative. It's inbred.

Bred from conceptions of time alone.

[eternal pewter]

Well, all things come to and, why wouldnt this

[dry bison]

What things end?

[eternal pewter]

Im sorry mumbles

Youre going to die some day

[dry bison]

That's not an end. That's a change.

[eternal pewter]

This reminds of that one dont hug me im scared song

[eternal pewter]

I change from being alive to dead. My life ended

[opaque tartan]

Ewwww

[dry bison]

Whether you are ended or changed, you can certainly assume. Something tells me when your priorities change and you don't get to choose - it won't matter what you assume happened.

[eternal pewter]

Uhmmm

This is a lot for my brain

Holdon let me process

If you cant choose it wont matter what i think happened?

[dry bison]

In truth it doesn't matter now, but it's easy to get lost in the weeds when we're swimmin in them.

All I'm saying is time is inbred. We look at everything that's in our face but never step into the cosmos and look at how insignificant a single moment is or how many moments create a real picture of events...and the few people that do on occasion are more often than not either insane or evil with very few exceptions.

Also we just discovered over a hundred new moons around Saturn. How's that for being blind in the backyard.

[eternal pewter]

Woah

More than a 100?

Like our moon sized moons?

Or just tiny ones that might as well have been part of the belt

[dry bison]

Saturn now has over 200 moons. I think 247(ish)

[eternal pewter]

The rings

[dry bison]

The rings will be gone soon

That isn't to say gone gone. They're tilting out of our perspective view

[eternal pewter]

Noooo

Whats soon

[dry bison]

This month. That's why we were even looking and saw the moons.

274 moons

[eternal pewter]

Awh man

Bummer

The rings look cool

[dry bison]

The moons range in size from larger than mercury like Titan, to ones as small as a sports arena. The small moon Enceladus has an ocean beneath an icey shell.

https://science.nasa.gov/saturn/moons/enceladus/

[eternal pewter]

As in it could have life as of right now, or as in we could go ahead and live there?

[dry bison]

An ocean in space could in theory provide all of the necessary ingredients for primordeal life.

[eternal pewter]

Huh, interesting

Pack your stuff, were going

[dry bison]

Primordeal life eats bacteria to survive and lives underwater. It wouldn't even be sufficient enough to sustain a single human.

Not to mention a complete lack of oxygen for us to breathe

Finding life anywhere that's not earth would overturn some serious claims by certain people though.

[eternal pewter]

Okay wait i have a solution

Damn it i still cant send imagds

Okay

1. Plant a plant (any plant) in a pot, and strap it down to your head.

2. Put a plastic bag over it so your whole head is in there too

3. You give the plant co2 and the plant gives you o2. Solved.

[dry bison]

You are grossly underestimating how many plants would be necessary to maintain that state.

Also plants need more than sunlight to live.

The nutrients in the soil have to support life.

[eternal pewter]

Youre just jealous of my big brain move

Gasp

[dry bison]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWRkzvcb9FQ

[eternal pewter]

Dont you dare to get a patent before me

Okay fine

Ill genetically modify myself to be able to do photosynthesis

There

Now we can survive, right?

[dry bison]

Hope you don't need glucose for anything else then.

Oh wait....

[eternal pewter]

Ill use a duplication glitch

[opaque tartan]

Let's all put our heads in plastic bags

[slow cedar]

that's always been a good idea

[eternal pewter]

Soo

Uhmm

Do you have any siblings?

[slow cedar]

yeah

[eternal pewter]

Cool

Cool

What are they?

Mines a little goblin

A tiny troll

[slow cedar]

lol

my brother isnt anymore

well, not as much

[dry bison]

Your goblin is a troll? What kind of twisted mutant is that crossbreed?

[slow cedar]

[eternal pewter]

Thats what i ask my moms. Neither of them have an answer. I think shes super-adopted

[dry bison]

COuld be worse. At least they aren't an orc.

or an ogre

[slow cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/sonfys-shrek-gif-15350610703372212021

[dry bison]

Mike would understand

[slow cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/wazowski-mike-mike-sulivan-meme-monster-inc-gif-19634164

[eternal pewter]

I wouldnt be so sure about that one

[dry bison]

That's Billy

[eternal pewter]

Come on guys

Lets not die out yet

Lets see...

Hobby's?

[dry bison]

Taking care of old people

[eternal pewter]

Awh thats so sweet

Wait

Elaborate

[dry bison]

Been taking care of my disabled mum for 20+ years

Feeding, cleaning, giving meds - everything.

[eternal pewter]

Awwh

Im so sorry

I just thought that you meant

Taking care of old people instead of taking care of old people

[dry bison]

People spend their entire lives looking for a purpose.

I have mine. When I'm done I'll pursue another service industry.

[eternal pewter]

You dont have to answer, but what does your mom have?

[dry bison]

Several degenerative disorders that are worse when you're super old.

I've saved her life twice in as many years.

Literally

Caught her when her medical condition looked like it needed more care than she could get at home. Doctors told me on one occasion if we hadn't come in she would've died that night.

Turns out she had an infection and was mere hours away from a septic coma.

[eternal pewter]

That sucks. I cant imagine how it must have been for you 🫂

[dry bison]

Very stressful.

I think everyone just wants to find something they feel like they made a difference in this world, doing.

Most people spend their whole lives looking for it.

[eternal pewter]

Right

[dry bison]

Purpose finds you.

[eternal pewter]

Never thought about it that way

Goodnight 💤

[dry bison]

ciao

[opaque tartan]

Such a good child

Praise MumboJumbo

[gentle estuary]

Baller

[sterile tartan]

H e a d

[pale meadow]

Shoulders Knees and Tose

[slow cedar]

lol

[dry bison]

Saw hello fresh in my neighborhood

Someone's got money

[pale meadow]

They may also work nights

It's what I did lol

[wise stream]

That’s the cooking foods in a box right?

[dry bison]

yeah.

[pale meadow]

[dry bison]

You order menus and they send you the ingredients

Meal prep in advance

[wise stream]

Must’ve peaked during Covid

[pale meadow]

From 2020 till now, it's peak was in January of 2022

[sterile tartan]

Progress

[pliant fjord]

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[dry bison]

I like tunics. Is that weird?

The style is nice.

[hasty roost]

beautiful

[gusty crater]

https://tenor.com/view/slow-internet-slow-internet-cast-wizard-gif-15526244104305474494

[dry bison]

https://tenor.com/view/michae-johnston-alister-kingsleigh-gif-18687442

[eternal thorn]

so does anyone know

[lucid granite]

i dont know. does that help? :)

[dry bison]

Does this help?

[eternal thorn]

yes but that one's too wide for the desk

if I had a bigger desk it'd be a no brainer

and unfortunately the slimmer model of that Hyte puts the panel on the front instead of the side

[dry bison]

This?

Little cramped. Might work if you have a microboard.

[eternal thorn]

I do not have a microboard

[lucid granite]

megaboard

[dry bison]

It's a micro atx

[eternal thorn]

yea thats a shame

[lucid granite]

just bought a new motherboard today

[eternal thorn]

would if I could

going up to AM5 sounds nice

[lucid granite]

yep thats what i just did

microcenter had a really nice motherboard - cpu - ram bundle

[eternal thorn]

We have no microcenters nearby

[lucid granite]

had no intention of going today, my dad just randomly asked if i wanted to go cause he wanted to build a computer

i also built his entire PC tonight

im very tired

[eternal thorn]

damn my dad could never

[lucid granite]

its a pretty sick build

[dry bison]

Do you like MCB cases?

[lucid granite]

WHAT THE

[eternal thorn]

ehhhhh

[dry bison]

I see a lot of these weird cases on Alibaba

and AliExpress

[eternal thorn]

Not looking for a fancy case just want one that's got that stuff on the side

[dry bison]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wF6NiFQ5dM

Not an easy search I tell ya

https://www.asusbymacman.es/mars-gaming-mc-xo-black-argb-caja-8069.html

[dusty magnet]

you mean like a vertical gpu mount?

[eternal thorn]

no

[eternal thorn]

I mean like this

[dusty magnet]

oh i gotcha

[eternal thorn]

ignore the rest of the case I just want that stuff over there

[dusty magnet]

i think lian li has one?

[dry bison]

Aha. Another chinese manufacturer. Why is China doing all the case innovation?

[eternal thorn]

who cares who does the case innovation

long as it works

[eternal thorn]

https://lian-li.com/product/sup-01/ I see this one

Why's it look thinner than me

[dry bison]

Have you gained weight?

[dusty magnet]

@eternal thorn I believe you can move the IO around on this one

[eternal thorn]

I've always had weight lmao

[eternal thorn]

yea but like the Hyte that might be too wide for the desk

[dusty magnet]

yeah theyre pretty beefy

[eternal thorn]

Course the plan is to get a new desk eventually

get ready to shudder, but my current one is tempered glass

[dry bison]

Imagine a portable io™️

[dusty magnet]

guess its time to design your own case

wait that gave me an idea

[eternal thorn]

yea thats not gonna work lol

no fan mounts is kinda weird and it tosses the GPU up vertically, but I also dont use aio

[dry bison]

https://www.amazon.ca/Mid-Tower-Pre-Installed-Full-View-Wood-Grain-Interface/dp/B0D5PHHCK5/

Expensive as hell, but the io is dead center on the bottom

[eternal thorn]

but not on the side I want

eh maybe I'm just gonna have to wait for a bigger desk and get the y60

when I can afford both

[stark olive]

isn't there a channel for self-promo?

or am i just dumb lol

[tardy juniper]

I recommend asking #contact-us

[spiral zephyr]

Lian Li also makes the Lancool 216, you can put the i/o on the lower corner/edge on that one

better pic

[slow cedar]

i hate how i'm gonna have to put a pc on the left of my desk

so i won't face any of the cool internals

😔

[dry bison]

Does it burn when you pc?

hah you fixed it lol

[slow cedar]

mobile keyboard moment

💀

[spiral zephyr]

Cooler Master makes this one, Q300L

[civic swift]

Made an automatic bread farm in minecraft I don't have to craft bread my self

[slow cedar]

oh that looks neat

bruh

the autocorrect

[dry bison]

I like coolermaster for the most part. They do a lot of research.

Currently looking at installing a camera on my front window to observe the front door remotely.

[spiral zephyr]

Looks tidy imo

[spiral zephyr]

If you are concerned about privacy might want to avoid Ring

[dry bison]

Actually looking at Viofo, which stores via microSD

reviews are very good for it

[lone gorge]

It amazes me that 4k exists yet most majority security systems still use the shitty 5 second refreshing shitty quality systems. Lol. When it comes to security imo it’s worth paying for

[tardy juniper]

but that also exponentially increases the amount of storage, and quality of lines

[lone gorge]

Or if it is a live feed video is just absolute shit 240p quality or worse

[lone gorge]

Ah yea true. File size

[spiral zephyr]

@eternal thorn that Cooler Master case is only 40 bucks lol

[lone gorge]

Hadn’t thunk that

[eternal thorn]

micro atx tho, wont work with what I have

[spiral zephyr]

Ah rip

I've seen some huge, cube like cases with the i/o over there but that a whole other can of worms

[lone gorge]

Oh boy society has failed. I just watched somebody use the google search engine to google google to get into google…

[dry bison]

"How to google google with google on bing"

[lone gorge]

They typed google into the search bar then just clicked the first link. 😭

Like whyyyyyy

You were already there!

I had literal second hand cringe

Pretty sure my eye twitched

[spiral zephyr]

use this instead
https://www.masswerk.at/googleBBS/

[opaque tartan]

Berry nice

[spiral zephyr]

Managed not to cut myself with the safety razor, I'm 100% sold on it
Way easier on my skin than the cartridges

[opaque tartan]

You deserve some hot towels and a smooth face Bobby

[spiral zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/babyface-face-men-baby-lafuddyduddy-gif-18046904

[dry bison]

Too fucking real

[gentle estuary]

I challenge you to make a playlist of the best song starting with each letter of the alphabet unless there isn't one

Mine: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6HgZIM2plV3oKdY2LHLE4e?si=xBkY4J0YSjWJBDmYoJ6QjQ&pt=95e38b3f15d87f0c3cc8e5b5eb7ba6be&pi=l2EDXC4uSauxU

[dry bison]

Beard: A burly forest man full of wisdom and sage advice
RemoveBeard: Someone that stares at people on the bus.

[dry bison]

That is a weird challenge. I challenge you to drink a whole can of soda without stopping and not burping once.

I don't drink soda anymore...Shit will kill ya.

[lone gorge]

Drink a gallon of milk within an hour. And hold it down

[dry bison]

Pick your nose with a toe

[sterile tartan]

kicks self in face

[dry bison]

I didn't say your own toe

[sterile tartan]

Listen

Idk

[gusty crater]

[sterile tartan]

Soul made a bad joke about my crochet project smh

[lone gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kick-face-gif-19599303

[dry bison]

My cat used to do that on occasion, but then he'd get real pissy with his own foot

Like he took it personally

[lone gorge]

My cat occasionally forgets its own tail is part of it

Like youre the one flailing it around. How are you grabbing your own attention 💀

[slow cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/23-19-monsters-inc-2319-gif-13421052

[lime sand]

Ok! So, who knows what Frission is?

[lone gorge]

Sounds like the combination of fission and friction. Or the fusion thru friction lol

[gusty crater]

Frisson, also known as aesthetic chills or psychogenic shivers, is a psychophysiological response to rewarding stimuli that often induces a pleasurable or otherwise positively-valenced affective state and transient paresthesia, sometimes along with piloerection and mydriasis

According to Wikipedia

[arctic mist]

So fancy term for getting goodebjmps?

Goosebumps*

I just got goosebumps at the fancy term of goosebumps

I’m frissoning

Who up frissoning rn?

[lone gorge]

It sounds like it’s the feeling you get when you get the chills. Lol I’ll admit that it feels good lol

Imagine getting stuck like that

Not per se the goosebumps themselves but that stimulating feeling from it. That makes the body shake

[arctic mist]

The worst is anxiety induced body shaking

[lone gorge]

I think… lot of big words

[arctic mist]

When you are violently shaking

[lone gorge]

Energy drink jitters

What scientists really need to solve is why the fuck do we hiccup.

What purpose does it serve besides annoyance

Or, why yawning is genuinely contagious

[sterile tartan]

Pretty sure it's referring to when you get goosebumps or chills from something you really like
Like if a song sounds just right

Hiccups are dumb
And also are the default state

There's an inhibitor in our brains that says to not constantly hiccup

[lone gorge]

Oh that’s evil.

[sterile tartan]

Yep
Evolution just slapped some duct tape over it

[lone gorge]

If I get em I usually am stuck for a few hours with em

[gusty crater]

Generally speaking evolution just slaps new things on top of old ones and if it works you get to live 👍

[sterile tartan]

I can get rid of them usually by just breathing as deeply as possible

[lime sand]

Translation:
It's the feeling that happens most commonly with music

[sterile tartan]

Takes a few giant breaths

[gusty crater]

When i get hiccups I hold my breath and like try to build some pressure inside

[lime sand]

I drink water

[gusty crater]

After exhaling hiccups are usually gone

[lone gorge]

Does this count for epic badass moments in movies then too? Not just music? Or like a chilling plot reveal

Oh wait most commonly

[lime sand]

Yes, it does actually!

[lone gorge]

I see now

That made me frisson

^_^

[lime sand]

It's not understood why it is more frequent in some people than others with different mediums

[gusty crater]

Am I supposed to read that in French accent or not,

Frisson~

[lone gorge]

“Perpetual state of frisson” is gonna be my band name. Holy shit I love it

[sterile tartan]

That sounds exhausting

[lone gorge]

Agonizing lmao

[lime sand]

But, i am reading a paper that suggests it has something to with white matter connectivity

[lone gorge]

Which is…? 💀😂

Pretend I’m 4

[sterile tartan]

bans you

for being underage on discord

[lime sand]

More white matter connectivity in certain brain regions (in regards to musical frission) that is associated with auditory stimuli and the pleasure reward system in the brain

Or in Internet slang:
Ear orgasm

[sterile tartan]

Eargasm

[eternal pewter]

Goodmorning

[sterile tartan]

Hello

[lime sand]

NAAAAATE, we have a new server nickname for youuu

[lone gorge]

I thought our brains were grey matter 💀

[eternal pewter]

My name isnt nate wtf

[lime sand]

White and grey

[sterile tartan]

Nate's name is Nate and he's not currently talking

[lime sand]

Yea,

And i don't feel like pinging

[eternal pewter]

Our brains arent pink?

[gusty crater]

As brain develops there are certain neural pathways that sometimes get severed and sometimes not

Thats how you get ASMR effect, connection between ear and pleasure part of the brain

Or Misophonie, when certain sounds piss you off immensely

[sterile tartan]

What if you have both

[lone gorge]

NEVER chew near me

😡

[gusty crater]

https://tenor.com/view/chewing-character-chewing-character-hd-chewing-character-hd-gif-22077966

[lone gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/crusader-crusader3455-wow-spazz-out-beast-mode-gif-25970151

[lime sand]

This one is more connective pathways. So, lean more on the ASMR side of things

[pliant fjord]

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[sterile tartan]

[eternal pewter]

Never come near me, or youll really meet my demons

[lime sand]

But, Jim and Beezel are the bros

[eternal pewter]

Who

[sterile tartan]

Whispering and nail tapping and crinkling paper and stuff, those videos cause legit rage
But other stuff like rain or wave sounds and stuff are nice

[lime sand]

Hehehehe

[lone gorge]

I love a crackling campfire

[sterile tartan]

I like fire noises

Those are nice

[lone gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-fire-bender-avatar-flame-burn-gif-4493955

[gusty crater]

https://tenor.com/view/elmo-elmos-fire-elmo-fire-fire-yas-gif-15688311340577229287

[lone gorge]

I listen to rain when I sleep lmao

[eternal pewter]

This is why were all going extinct

Because people love to see the world burn

[gusty crater]

I'm not going anywhere tho

I'm staying right here

https://tenor.com/view/i-killed-chat-just-killed-chat-dead-chat-skeleton-smoking-meme-gif-26470261

[lime sand]

So... a campfire gives the same feeling as another person of alone.

[gusty crater]

Campfire reminds me of simpler times

[lime sand]

I just like watching stuff burn

[eternal pewter]

Told you

Pyromaniac ass

[lone gorge]

I just like the popping noises

And the firefly sparks

[gusty crater]

https://tenor.com/view/burn-set-it-on-fire-fire-cleanse-it-with-fire-merry-christmas-gif-1271217410289957462

[eternal pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/theo-theo-von-von-explode-explosion-gif-27570145

[lone gorge]

Idk y I laughed so hard at this 💀

[lime sand]

You leave me, and by 7 boxes of matches alone

[sterile tartan]

I like fire

But also respect it
Because it's scary

[lone gorge]

I remember there’s a trinity for fire, fuel, oxygen, and …? Idk why I can’t think of what it is. I wanna say spark? Or ignition?

[gusty crater]

Heat? Fuel, oxygen and heat are needed to sustain the reaction

So it is heat

[lone gorge]

I thought this but my mind told me that’s too obvious. Fire is heat. 💀 but I guess so then

Always second guessing my gut

[gusty crater]

Reaction releases heat but it also needs it to keep going, heat is also needed to even start it

[lone gorge]

I think I’ve heard of cold fire before

Or it was some clickbaity YT title

[gusty crater]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cool_flame

This maybe?

It's still 400°C tho

[lone gorge]

Most likely. I never looked into it but I vaguely remember seeing a title related to that

[gusty crater]

Iirc some alcohol burns with a flame that is invisible in daylight

So you could have someone burn to death with no visible flame

[lone gorge]

Yeaaa, the thumbnail was like a glass tube and it had a very faint blue almost invisible flame

Most likely was that then

[gusty crater]

https://youtu.be/1ZEEuCHdWFA?si=HVYWecsITjSTWIyj

Methanol

[lime sand]

Tetrahedron!

[lime sand]

This was a real incident at NASA

Heat, Fuel, Fire and Chain Reaction.

[vague maple]

@midnight galleon LITERALLY

how have you not seen it

[eternal pewter]

Wasnt there a pentagon of this too?

[gusty crater]

Damn, make it a dodecahedron if you want

[eternal pewter]

Oh my bad thats for explosions

[gusty crater]

Triangle is just easier to remember

[pulsar valve]

Oooo fire talk-

have u guys seen black fire before?

Idk if someone already brought it up

[eternal pewter]

Is that a dinosaur

[pulsar valve]

It’s probably not technically black but it looks cool

[pulsar valve]

Yes that’s definitely a dinosaur

[eternal pewter]

The black fire that isnt black

Bad joke

[night quartz]

yea..

[spiral zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/you-what-wtf-disgusted-repulsed-reaction-gif-9521897686579036997

[gusty crater]

Apparently it's a character from a cartoon

[pulsar valve]

Idk the science behind it just that it exists

[pulsar valve]

Noooo

Hold on I’ll find it

[eternal pewter]

Its also a band

[night quartz]

starfire's sister

from teen titans

real..

[pulsar valve]

I doubt its black my memory is probably twisting it

[night quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/blackfire-teen-titans-titans-blackfire-starbolt-blackfire-starbolt-gif-19443903

[lone gorge]

That’s a destiny engram

[night quartz]

lmaoo

destiny reference

[eternal pewter]

Periwinklepurplefire

[night quartz]

y'all like gorillaz?

[eternal pewter]

Yeah

Some of the songs

I aint happy, im feeling glad

[pulsar valve]

https://youtu.be/5ZNNDA2WUSU?si=LMoEWVeunAbJoJbe

This guy talks a lot to esplain if ya wanna see the fire skip to 5:18 🫠

[gusty crater]

Yes, I'm going to pretend it had no influence on my preferences after growing up

[night quartz]

i play this music collecting game, and there's "epic" versions of songs. the epic versions are animated depending on if the song has an animation in the background from spotify

well

[eternal pewter]

Evil women?

[night quartz]

this is rock the houses animated background

by gorillaz

[pulsar valve]

It also has a shadow! Which I find awesome

[night quartz]

lmao..

[lone gorge]

I only know one gorillaz song, think it’s called windmills

[night quartz]

murdoc wtf are u DOING!!!

[pulsar valve]

Heyyyyy Ik that one

Uhh theres another that I like I think but I cant remember it

[night quartz]

i used to listen to them a lot

[pulsar valve]

My ex liked them more than me-

[night quartz]

19-2000

[eternal pewter]

You probably know feel good Inc, you just dont know it by name

And Clint eastwood

[night quartz]

clint eastwood is so good

[sterile tartan]

Starfire's sister is in fact named Blackfire

[lone gorge]

There singer has a very distinct voice

[gusty crater]

https://tenor.com/view/thinking-batman-hmm-chin-rub-maybe-gif-6206616

[lone gorge]

So probably I’d notice but wouldn’t rly think much of it

[night quartz]

its so good..

[eternal pewter]

I know right? I love it, my favorite one for sure

[night quartz]

she was cool

but mean

[lone gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/clint-eastwood-finger-guns-make-my-day-what-i-do-to-punks-gif-13445565

[night quartz]

gran torino mentioned

[eternal pewter]

Black haired women? Black haired women who are evil?

[lone gorge]

Feelin lucky…PUNK?!

[gusty crater]

https://tenor.com/view/thinking-batman-hmm-chin-rub-maybe-gif-6206616

[night quartz]

gorillaz self titled album

is my fav

just bangers..

tomorrow comes today, clint eastwood, 19-200, rock the house

the best ones

killed the chat with gorillaz

[eternal pewter]

Evil black haired twin sisters?

[night quartz]

🔥

[eternal pewter]

Freakier friday comes out this year

[night quartz]

what

[eternal pewter]

The movie

With lindsay lohan

am i alone on this one 😭

[night quartz]

oh

thats a bones reference

https://youtu.be/78__NY-2oqA?si=RTskNHYwgiNSTx17

[eternal pewter]

https://youtu.be/n7YJj6iO2QY?si=SrxFwhr1WpDwtVP4

[night quartz]

(sorry every time someone brings something up that bones has used i always say its a bones reference)

[sterile tartan]

I'm a little iffy about Freakier Friday
Mostly cuz I'm tired of reboots and way-later sequels

[eternal pewter]

Fair, but i bet they make a lot of money

[sterile tartan]

Yeah probably. Which means they'll keep doing it unfortunately

[eternal pewter]

They couldve also just done like

Make it not a sequal

But 2 different people swap bodies

Instead of mother daughter again

[sterile tartan]

Meh

[lone gorge]

Didn’t Ryan Reynolds do a movie like that

Where him and his best friend swapped bodies

[sterile tartan]

Yes

[eternal pewter]

Havent seen it

[lone gorge]

Wasn’t the other guy the main character of Ozark??

[sterile tartan]

No idea

[lone gorge]

Or someone diff

Lmao

That’s what my head remembers

[sterile tartan]

I just googled "Ryan Reynolds body switch movie"
Idk anything about it

[eternal pewter]

Princess bride remake when

[sterile tartan]

No

[lone gorge]

Lmao, you still did research. It counts

[sterile tartan]

Absolutely not

[eternal pewter]

Lmaooo

[lone gorge]

Big daddy 2

[eternal pewter]

Princess bride 2: the Princess-er bride

[sterile tartan]

Now with 40% more princesses and brides

[night quartz]

please no.

that movie is a masterpiece

https://tenor.com/view/justjoy-inconceivable-princess-bride-sicilian-wallace-shawn-gif-4485933663443556462

[sterile tartan]

There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world
It would be a shame to ruin yours

[eternal pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/theprincessbride-reactions-inigo-montoya-prepare-to-die-gif-4550960

What

[sterile tartan]

What

[gusty crater]

[sterile tartan]

I got it slightly wrong oops

[eternal pewter]

Oo

https://tenor.com/view/the-princess-bride-sicilian-never-go-in-agaist-a-silician-gif-12046782

[sterile tartan]

Let me explain
....there's too much
Let me sum up

[eternal pewter]

Buttercup is marrying humperdick, something something something something

[gusty crater]

https://tenor.com/view/the-voices-voices-in-my-head-voices-cat-gif-23453583

[spiral zephyr]

There is nothing new under the sun, it's all in the storytelling. 😅

[sterile tartan]

Quote: anonymous annotator lmao

[lime sand]

Nuh uh. There is something new!

[sterile tartan]

(they were referring specifically to mermaids btw)

[lime sand]

Oh...

[spiral zephyr]

Makes you wonder who wrote that, seems like they were in good spirits.

[lime sand]

Sailors often told stories

So... who really knows

[sterile tartan]

Super profound comment about mermaids having magical songs but it works everywhere

[lime sand]

Unless they looked at dolphins and went wild

[lime sand]

Be careful, Sirens and Mermaids are similar in some stories

[sterile tartan]

Well I almost shared a trivia thing I probably shouldn't oops

[lime sand]

you too know about the Loch Ness then

[sterile tartan]

Something something "manatees" something something "certain piece of anatomy being most like a human" mutter mutter

[lime sand]

Yep, yep

[lone gorge]

I’m never gonna not think of frissioning ever again

[lime sand]

gooood

It's a fun word to say too

[lone gorge]

It sounds fake 💀

[lime sand]

Could be defenstrate

Defenstrate sounds nothing like what it is

[pliant fjord]

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[spiral zephyr]

Will you frisée again though?

[sterile tartan]

Defenestrate will forever be a favorite word

A fenestration is an arrangement of windows on a building
So it works if you know that
Otherwise it's just random

[spiral zephyr]

Yeet

[lone gorge]

One word to trump them all….

moist

[sterile tartan]

I always think of cake first so

[spiral zephyr]

mmm cake

[lone gorge]

I hate the word orifice

[sterile tartan]

Same actually

[lime sand]

https://tenor.com/view/chowder-say-what-no-thanks-gif-19933577

[lone gorge]

It’s worse when your face orifices are leaking

Moist orifices

[lime sand]

"Blood leaked from every orifice"

[lone gorge]

wet squelching noises

[lime sand]

From the eyes, nose, mouth, exit, skin pores

[spiral zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-stare-awkward-stare-dog-stare-dog-awkward-gif-18079908953349784043

[lime sand]

Ears too...

[sterile tartan]

The author of the series I'm reading really likes the word turgid
"A turgid fog"
"Turgid stench"

[lime sand]

I was reading a fiction about a disease spreading

[lime sand]

Oooo, that's fun

They definitely read that one day and said "absolutely "

[spiral zephyr]

My oh miasma

[sterile tartan]

Very atmospheric
Makes sense in the world but like change it up sometimes, y'know?

[lime sand]

Congealed is fun too

[lone gorge]

Flatulence

[sterile tartan]

Heh

[lime sand]

"Turgid Stench" doesn't make much sense though

A condensed stench?

[sterile tartan]

Congested

[lone gorge]

Festering

[sterile tartan]

Swollen, overpowering

[spiral zephyr]

I always have the urge to read the Ziploc bag box in my kitchen out loud
"Para congelar!"

[lime sand]

Congested as in... space

Not like Sickness

[sterile tartan]

Yes

There's too much of the stench in one spot

[lime sand]

It doesn't really fit with stench though

That doesn't describe what the stench is tho

[spiral zephyr]

can cut it with a knife

[sterile tartan]

I don't even know if he used it for that ever
However I do say "turgid" out loud whenever I come across it
@silent wagon can vouch for that

[lime sand]

"A turgid stench of oranges and lemons"

It's just... a powerful smell right there.

[lone gorge]

I like the word amalgamation

[sterile tartan]

It's usually used for fog or pollutants and sometimes leftover magic

In the book

[lone gorge]

An amalgamation of turgid putrid moist orifices

Turgid = pungent :3

[sterile tartan]

[spiral zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/ariana-surprised-ariana-what-huh-confused-confused-look-gif-17571541734262806184

[lime sand]

Like, residual stuff?

What kind of bread crumb magic is going on here!?

[sterile tartan]

Magic leaves behind an echo of itself in this world. And it's unpleasant to other magic users. It's like invisible residue and smell. It gets all over everything the magic user was near at the time

[gusty crater]

I feel so hungry rn, like, I would love some meat, but there isn't anywhere where I could order some solid meat and idk if i feel like cooking

I would have to go do groceries first

[lone gorge]

Bacon

Quick and easy

[gusty crater]

No, beacon wont cut it

[lime sand]

Oh... it's like snail trails

[lone gorge]

I hate when I leave those

[spiral zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/ainsley-harriott-ainsley-hot-and-spicy-hot-and-spicy-meat-hot-and-spicy-meat-hehe-boi-gif-25991117

[sterile tartan]

Basically yeah
I thought the magic system was perfectly logical until I tried to explain some of it, goodness

Snail trail is pretty accurate actually
Since the "smell" and feeling of it is physically there when they initially use it too but it just stays behind

[spark willow]

Dino Nuggies are made from Real Dinosaurs

https://tenor.com/view/dino-nugget-running-chasing-dennys-gif-13789628

[sterile tartan]

Yes

[lone gorge]

Murica nuggets

[sterile tartan]

FREEEDOM

I like that there's also regular nuggets randomly
Good job AI

[opaque tartan]

You keep these thangs on you

[lone gorge]

Never catch me lackin. On some triflin shit

[carmine spade]

anyone know how long a monitor will last after it gets backlight bleed?

3 spots, almost like it got shot with a bb gun, most noticeable on brighter images

[opaque tartan]

Like it got shot

Did you shoot it?

[eternal pewter]

Try cpr

[cursive agate]

Mmmm freedom was never so tasty

https://tenor.com/view/potato-fries-gif-26385963

[opaque tartan]

I came back from the vet a little while ago

We met some new buddies

[gentle estuary]

It will but I want to see peoples takes on it

There should have been some commas in there

[pliant fjord]

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[opaque tartan]

What a babe

[quaint adder]

meow

[tender marlin]

Meowdy

lol

[tender marlin]

I still can’t believe the balatro Reddit drama lmao

I mean I can

People are degen enough

But like still

[brisk jasper]

Goddammit, what’s happening this time

[tender marlin]

Reddit mod defending ai art in the balatro sub

The whole story has a lot more substance

And imo is hilarious

He’s mod of another balatro server

A r34 one

The dev said they didn’t support ai art

So it’s just another Reddit mod being a Reddit mod situation

Hilarious

[brisk jasper]

I am not sure what I am the least surprised by with that. The Reddit mod being a jackass or the fact that something that goddamn degenerate exists on the internet

[opaque tartan]

Because Balatro dev wants a job somewhere

[brisk jasper]

I think people who consider AI art as art are genuinely stupid. The whole thing that makes something art is the understanding of the effort that went into making the final piece, which is what makes a good looking piece of art all the more impactful

[tender marlin]

It’s tier 10 gooner status and tier 10 Reddit mod, like it literally doesn’t get more Reddit than that

[brisk jasper]

There are probably people with grass allergies who have touched more grass than he has

[tender marlin]

lol

Imagine all the spores this man breathes, from his crusty ass room

[brisk jasper]

I’m a bit more annoyed at his defense of AI art

Sure, it’s cool to look at a pretty image that took two seconds, but it’s better to look at a painting or drawing that has so much effort and emotion put into it. A whole facet of art is the emotional aspect, which a soulless algorithm can’t capture at all

[dry bison]

There are people that also consider the explosive forces of stars art, or someone that splatters paint on a canvas art or the waves of the ocean art.

[brisk jasper]

I think abstract art is pretty lazy, especially if it’s just like two lines and a square, but there’s some abstract art that is genuinely interesting to look at

[dry bison]

Not because of the effort put into it

[brisk jasper]

You can put a decent amount of planning and effort into trying to splatter paint on a canvas

Especially if you want something that looks visually interesting

[dry bison]

I don't even have to defend AI to undermine the argument that effort makes art 😛

[brisk jasper]

I never said effort makes art

I said effort is an aspect of art

An AI is just soulless

[dry bison]

An AI is a thief. A soul is not relevant.

Learning by LLM is not learning if the output is regurgitation of LLM.

That is all AI does.

[brisk jasper]

Oh yeah, I have a whole ‘nother bone to pick with the concept of modern “AI”

[dry bison]

It regurgitates elements of the information it took from a LLM

[brisk jasper]

Modern “AI” is literally a series of ‘if’ statements that barely has any capacity for learning. It has to be manually reprogrammed with a set of predefined information and it cannot react or learn about its immediate environment in any way

[lime sand]

Yet still lacks humanity

Even modern art lacks humanity, and that's why it's mostly for money laundering

[dry bison]

It's funny. Each and every algorithm of a programmed script has a black box for (as an example) OpenAI. The researchers can dissect every single thing it decides to identify what "inspired" it, for the purpose of improving the code but when push comes to shove, they claim they can't do that very thing when it comes to demonstrating it's not stealing.

[elder shale]

Poke @errant egret

[lime sand]

Oooo, get poked

[brisk jasper]

Because it’s programmed with the purely surface-level aspects of human life. It’s basically impossible to teach a computer about base-level human emotions, at least in the way we experience them

[dry bison]

It lacks the necessary flaws to understand them

[lime sand]

Well, that's... actually easy to do. At least in mediums like writing, or art.

That's what makes humanity feel the way it does. Flaw

Ran across that concept in music tech class

Humanity strives to get as close to perfect as possible, but never gets there. Computers are designed to be perfect... and it always seems off

[dry bison]

Because a computer has no vision. It has an objective. Visions change. Objectives do not.

[brisk jasper]

Emotions ain’t just a punishment/reward system though, which is what most algorithms use. They work in a way that I can’t explain in any way that gets my argument across, but they definitely are a lot more than just “hey, you did a good thing!”

[lime sand]

Hell, the golden ratio is that concept

[lime sand]

Your brain learns through something like this. But doesn't learn things like "preference" and feeling like this.

[brisk jasper]

AIs don’t have desires either. At least, not desires independent of their creators. ChatGPT can’t suddenly wake up and think “I want xyz” while a human can.

[brisk jasper]

Yeah, and there is definitely that reward/punishment mechanism associated with emotions, but if you think about it purely in an objective sense like that then you’re already missing the point.

[dry bison]

I don't believe we should ever want programmed learning algorithms to have theif own desires.

What good is a car that says no to go?

[lime sand]

A tool that breaks, is a tool that's replaced

[cursive agate]

Wallpaper

[edgy egret]

Lol https://www.reddit.com/r/ragdolls/s/mC5DvjuXna

[brisk jasper]

There’s also the ethical and moral implications of literally programming a sentient organism for shits and giggles.

[lime sand]

AI is a tool. And can be misused

[dry bison]

Except programmed learning algorithms have already demonstrated the capacity for self preservation

[lime sand]

So do humans, but that didn't stop wars

[errant egret]

hi

[brisk jasper]

I doubt in the same capacity a human or animal can. I don’t think an AI can truly feel fear, it simply recognizes that being damaged or destroyed is bad

[elder shale]

hi

how you doin'

how's your mum

[errant egret]

She fine

[dry bison]

Being damaged or destroyed as being bad is something that should be unlearned.

[elder shale]

That's good

[errant egret]

I feel like someone wants me to weigh in on A.I

[elder shale]

I just wanted to check in on ya lol, not even paying attention to the convo

Can AI cook my lunch tho

[brisk jasper]

Nah, you’re good. I actually found it kind of funny how we were having an existential debate about the nature of consciousness and human emotion while you and Code were having a casual conversation

[errant egret]

All I'll say is

A.I isn't A.I

[brisk jasper]

I agree

[errant egret]

It's an overglorified prediction algorithm

[brisk jasper]

It’s the world’s fanciest ‘if else’ statement

[errant egret]

I will say

With full bias

Neuro sama is the closest we have

She and vedal have had full on philosophy discussions

[elder shale]

UH

OKAY

Time to get worried

just found a small puddle of what looked like blood and phlegm on the floor

[errant egret]

A little worrying

[brisk jasper]

Oh shit

[elder shale]

It didn't smell like blood but am worried if it was Freya puking up something

Fuck

[lime sand]

Hopefully it's just something to make it look red

[elder shale]

At first I thought she just fucking opened a ketchup packet or something but then I picked it up and on the paper it looked like blood

Fuck

[brisk jasper]

I mean, cats are assholes and like vomiting in places, but if there’s what looks like blood in it, I’d be a little worried too

[elder shale]

Didn't smell of anything tho

Which is weird

[brisk jasper]

I’d keep an eye on her if I were you

[elder shale]

She seems fine, I've checked her mouth and groped her tummy around to see if she was in any pain

[brisk jasper]

Make sure she doesn’t slink off into any corners or anything, just in case she vomits again

[errant egret]

does it taste like blood?

[elder shale]

But yea def keep an eye out

[brisk jasper]

No

No

[lime sand]

Taste??

[elder shale]

I didn't taste it lmfao

[brisk jasper]

Absolutely not

[lime sand]

Did you use a straw?

[errant egret]

well

[brisk jasper]

We’re not licking cat vomit to test if it’s got blood in it

[errant egret]

one tastes of tomato

[elder shale]

I'll schedule an appointment for vet next weekend

[errant egret]

other tastes of metal

(blood)

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[lime sand]

So, it shouldn't taste like pennies?

[errant egret]

yea

[elder shale]

I'm not sure it was cat vomit, but she was licking her mouth a lot earlier

[brisk jasper]

We’re not taste-testing bodily fluids to see if it’s blood or ketchup

[elder shale]

She seems okay tho, I'll keep an eye on her

Gonna check her waste too, see if anything's weird

[errant egret]

Pay me a tenner and I will

[brisk jasper]

I will not be paying you

[lime sand]

But. This is the old school way

Gotta taste the humors

[errant egret]

:(

How am I supposed to eat..

[brisk jasper]

That’s you get hepatitis

[elder shale]

If my cat dies now, I think I'll lose it

[desert venture]

Hi

[lime sand]

They had imbalanced humors then

[errant egret]

Cats got 9 lives don't worry

They'll respawn

[brisk jasper]

Based on how you brought up the idea of tasting it, I have a sneaking suspicion that you’d do it regardless of if I paid you or not

[lime sand]

Hallo, you joined at a great time

[errant egret]

..

Point taken

[elder shale]

I bet evil sees the rain puddle in a muddy road and thinks, yay delicious pulls out straw

[lime sand]

If you do something well, don't do it for free

[desert venture]

Thank you^^ why? WhatsApp going on?:)

[errant egret]

You call it infection
I call it difficultly tweak

[lime sand]

Oh you know... tasting things

[dry bison]

Was the blood light or dark colored?

[elder shale]

It was

[lime sand]

"Blood"

[brisk jasper]

I’m sure your local ER loves you. I bet the nurses definitely don’t call you a dumbass behind your back

[elder shale]

IDK if it was blood to begin with

It looked like blood

[errant egret]

I haven't been to the hospital yet

[lime sand]

So do Beets

[elder shale]

but then again when I first saw the puddle, it looked like ketchup

[dry bison]

Was it brownish?

[elder shale]

It just didn't clean like ketchup

[lime sand]

Regurgitated ketchup?

[elder shale]

I don't think Freya would be eating ketchup without my knowledge

[brisk jasper]

Based on what I’ve learned of your habits from this conversation, I can only assume some dark magic is keeping you upright and conscious right now

[elder shale]

Anyway she seems okay and she's eating fine

[dry bison]

When there's an infection in the upper respiratory tract, the color of the mucus that's normally clear to white can turn brown to an almost red.

[elder shale]

I'll keep an eye out for her

[errant egret]

I exist to spite god

Plain and simple

[lime sand]

Mission accomplished

[opaque tartan]

@elder shale everything alright?

[elder shale]

Not sure

[dry bison]

It's probably like over a hundred bucks for a vet visit and to get antibiotics.

[elder shale]

I found a puddle of a thick-ish red goo on the floor, not sure if it was Freya puking but I'm not finding anything else that it might come from

[dry bison]

Have you ruled out diarrhea?

[elder shale]

Haven't checked her litter yet

[lime sand]

No smell

[opaque tartan]

Mine was only sick from over grooming from this dermatitis

What have you had to eat recently

[edgy egret]

Guys do i have a problem? Be honest

[brisk jasper]

Yes, you do have a problem. It’s called a cat. Cats exist to be adorable little assholes.

And also to fill your camera roll

[edgy egret]

I also have two other cats lol

[brisk jasper]

It’s natural to pick a favorite child

[dry bison]

If it's poop and not vomit or snot, I'd go see a vet immediately.

[edgy egret]

Guilty, as much as I try to deny it

[brisk jasper]

I took this picture of this little cretin this morning

I love Cosmos to pieces, but man he’s an asshole

[dry bison]

He either eyeballing birds or squirrels

[brisk jasper]

I think he just likes looking outside

[dry bison]

That shit is like saturday morning cartoons slash dinner

[brisk jasper]

Unlike his brother, he doesn’t care that much about going outside

[dry bison]

Probably saw a hot cat goin by

[brisk jasper]

I actually think there were people outside that he was looking at

[elder shale]

Her poop is fine

[tender marlin]

Hi

[tender marlin]

Weird

[errant egret]

Are you sure?

I'll stop now

:)

[dry bison]

So goodish news. Wasn't awoken by raccoons last night.

[elder shale]

I wish I had taken a pic to show to the vet

Shit looked like ketchup so I didn't even bat an eye until I started cleaning

[dry bison]

The vet could still check and do bloodwork

[elder shale]

Meh, I guess I shouldn't worry, she seems okay and I've scheduled the vet

[dry bison]

Bloodwork would reveal any infections

[elder shale]

I'm worried it's some sort of internal bleeding or so tho

But again groping her tummy and chest she didn't seem to whince or anything, just started playing with me

[dry bison]

Do you have a thermometer?

[elder shale]

Probably

[opaque tartan]

Good stuff bro, I leave it in their hands

I even told the nurse today, I can do all this nerdy shit but they're the expert on furbags

[elder shale]

No joke

[opaque tartan]

She'll be ok

[dry bison]

As long as it's not a mercury one...Can just monitor the cat for any fevers with a digital thermometer in the ear

[elder shale]

Don't have any of that fancy shit

I'd have to stick it in her bum lmfao

[opaque tartan]

I'm about if you need

Just running around for an hour doing some shopping

[opaque tartan]

I have to clean the diarrhoea from her butt fur sometimes

Rarely but still

And when they get those clingers with the fur out the butt

[dry bison]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-butt-shake-gif-5964926386954459721

[opaque tartan]

Like a dangly poo

[edgy egret]

https://youtube.com/shorts/Sb5QDcMwdGo?si=1fo46JNeWawJQZzC

[elder shale]

Yea no worries

She's fine, watching the cars go by lol

[dry bison]

I had a dream I was out getting ice cream with my brother. It was a weird dream.

[lone gorge]

i just woke up. i deff was dreaming but i instantly forget it already

[dry bison]

The ice cream shop had every flavor and topping you could possibly want, but was about to close so the lady was mean

Deoxy's video reminded me of my dream because my brother is like that old man

[lone gorge]

thats a nightmare

[eternal pewter]

I hate dreams

Im always being an idiot in my dreams

[tender marlin]

I hate life for a similar reason

But not because I’m an idiot, but rather the opposite. I’m surrounded by them. Irl at least, online people at least have some bit of decency

[errant egret]

When I dream it gets wild

[opaque tartan]

Gotta give em the Razzle Dazzle, Bazzle

[tender marlin]

I’ll turn my brainstem into confetti for them

Too spent to do anything else noteworthy

[opaque tartan]

I feel you

I'm absolutely shattered

[dry bison]

Shattered by idiots

[tender marlin]

Everything is always so exhausting TwT

[tender marlin]

Yes

Reality shattered like a fortnite rift to go

[opaque tartan]

Oh

Happy St Patrick's Day

[dry bison]

Now a days idiots are bolder. It's less shameful to be an idiot.

[tender marlin]

Unfortunately

[opaque tartan]

I feel attacked

[tender marlin]

I hate the world

I wish all the corruption from it disappeared

[dry bison]

I am a little gassy.

[tender marlin]

I wish we could all live life like animal crossing

[opaque tartan]

That's slavery

[tender marlin]

Real shit

[errant egret]

I am gods strongest idiot

[opaque tartan]

Animal Crossing is slavery I swear

[slow cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-chat-cat-fall-hello-chat-cat-gif-24961178

[dry bison]

Animal crossing is disgusting. Why would you want to live in that dystopian nightmare?

[tender marlin]

Ah yes slavery. Being able to pick grass off the ground and sell it for a quick buck. Just how I remember it