Depends on the seafood
#off-topic-bond-james-bond
elder shale
lone gorge
mmm tartar sauce. right next to cocktail sauce
opaque tartan
Swear that's a crime against the freshness of tuga seafood
They'll start invading again
elder shale
Lmfao
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elder shale
Well if you put it on like a nice medallion of codfish, I will definitely invade someone
lone gorge
sometimes i brew a pot of tea just to pour it down the sink. just to show my english friends i still got that hitta in me
elder shale
sometimes i brew a pot of tea just to pour it down the sink. just to show my eng...
Is that how you celebrate the Boston Tea Party
tight pagoda
there was a restraining order by the cod...20 foot minimum
opaque tartan
Asians can't stand any of you, stealing tea and using it in your silly games
Bloody imperials
lone gorge
Is that how you celebrate the Boston Tea Party
same reason i punch stingrays. gotta let em kow steve irwins still got hitta's out here too cuz
opaque tartan
there was a restraining order by the cod...20 foot minimum
Not even a light drizzle
elder shale
Mate, you can't call the rest of us imperials when the British Empire covered a quarter of the Earth's land area
thick stump
Don't know never tried one
tight pagoda
Not even a light drizzle
more of a gentle spritzing
opaque tartan
Mate, you can't call the rest of us imperials when the British Empire covered a ...
Where's my family from?
elder shale
Right
opaque tartan
A colony perhaps
elder shale
Well
elder shale
Would it help if I said my parents are from Angola and Mozambique
opaque tartan
It's the best tea
elder shale
Ofc back then they were Portuguese colonies but who's counting
opaque tartan
Would it help if I said my parents are from Angola and Mozambique
I remember that's why you tan pretty good and have nice knees
pale meadow
Some of us are just European
elder shale
Lmfao
opaque tartan
I was born under this weird new Britain
You're born under weird new Portugal
Can't even take an island these days
Neither of us
elder shale
Well, you're still colonising us
Algarve might as well be part of the Commonwealth at this point
tight pagoda
i wanna travel
elder shale
Man I'm full
pale meadow
i wanna travel
So do I
elder shale
Just had a nice big plate of homemade Portuguese stew
tight pagoda
i have hamburger helper ^^
elder shale
I know this looks basic af but I can promise you never had more comfy comfort food
tight pagoda
that looks really good
lone gorge
thats soulfood
elder shale
Carrot '-'
tight pagoda
i seeee
pale meadow
Clever
tight pagoda
whats the pokey thing on the top right corner
lone gorge
a 5ork
elder shale
Not edible
tight pagoda
ill shut up now
lone gorge
it has an extra prong and i dont like it
elder shale
Well I mean you can try, I'm sure your guts won't like it
lone gorge
FOURk
elder shale
it has an extra prong and i dont like it
I think it's a big fork for serving rather than a normal fork for eating
IDK i took that pic out of google
lone gorge
well, theyre cheating
elder shale
I should get a spork
lone gorge
better than a spife
elder shale
Well
tight pagoda
I should get a spork
"you can shovel food in your face twice as fast"
elder shale
Do dessert forks count as spifes
elder shale
Do dessert forks count as spifes
tight pagoda
i miss celebraty death match
lone gorge
i have never seen that
tight pagoda
its on youtube
tight pagoda
very dated now
elder shale
Well I don't have anything quite that fancy but they're used for cutting cakes and eating them without needing a knife
lone gorge
celeb deathmatch was iconic
elder shale
Now I'm debating going on Warframe or Soulframe
elder shale
I know, I played a bit, didn't fancy it
tight pagoda
oh
pale meadow
Titan Fall was fun
tight pagoda
Not good at shooters much these days
i dont play pvp anymore
tight pagoda
Titan Fall was fun
i still have my copy of titan fall 2
pale meadow
PVP was decent in it
tight pagoda
what about bullet storm
lone gorge
wafflestorm
tight pagoda
quaint adder
opaque tartan
Now I want cake
opaque tartan
very dated now
I have some in a drawer in the kitchen, they're gold too
Gold colour
elder shale
Now I want cake
Okay calm down, Marie Antoinette, let's get you cake
opaque tartan
Don't think plated
opaque tartan
Okay calm down, Marie Antoinette, let's get you cake
Wondering what that pain in my neck was
opaque tartan
opaque tartan
lone gorge
dusty magnet
dusty magnet
so true
lone gorge
Someone said it’s a participation award for spawning 💀
dusty magnet
hahahaha
elder shale
Hi BEE
dusty magnet
Hi BEE
lmao i was thinking about you the other day. I saw a username similar to yours in a game or something and thought "I wonder how vasco is doing"
dusty magnet
been sick all week but im on the upswing. catching up on a shitload of homework now xD
elder shale
Oof, feel better 🫂
dusty magnet
i think my CMOS battery is dying 😭
tardy juniper
i think my CMOS battery is dying 😭
time to buy a new computer!
dusty magnet
time to buy a new computer!
naturally
dusty magnet
Oof, feel better 🫂
workin on it 😎
errant egret
i think my CMOS battery is dying 😭
Buy a new battery
dusty magnet
Buy a new battery
im getting a new mobo in may so i think ill just wait
pale meadow
Lol
quaint adder
pale meadow
https://tenor.com/view/waffle-gif-24469750
Yum
dusty magnet
https://tenor.com/view/waffle-gif-24469750
i could fuck up a nutella waffle rn
pale meadow
I bet you could
quaint adder
i could fuck up a nutella waffle rn
i just noticed its nutel rn thought it was cocoa
dusty magnet
nutella fucks.
pale meadow
i'd eat it straight out of the pot
In the US we call it a jar
glacial pond
viral sandal
Blue ball -> Ikea -> Yellow ball
elder shale
In the US we call it a jar
cool
elder shale
Blue ball -> Ikea -> Yellow ball
I also see the Python logo somewhere midst that
pale meadow
I also see the Python logo somewhere midst that
So do I
opaque tartan
I see a little silhouette of a man
elder shale
I see a little silhouette of a man
opaque tartan
https://tenor.com/view/fair-enough-fair-zemo-baronzemo-danielbruhl-gif-21190330
Didn't even finish the song.
You're dead to me Vasco.
pale meadow
I see a little silhouette of a man
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?
opaque tartan
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?
See you, yeah you
You aight
sterile tartan
⛈️ 😨
sterile tartan
Gallileo
I was using emojis to continue the song
Thunderbolt and lightning, very very frightening me
sterile tartan
He's just a poor boy, from a poor family
opaque tartan
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
pale meadow
No, we will not let you go (let him go)
quaint adder
We will not let you go (let him go)
pale meadow
We will not let you go (let me go)
quaint adder
Will not let you go (let me go)
pale meadow
Will not let you go (never, never, never, never let me go)
sterile tartan
No, no, no, no, no, no, NO!
tardy juniper
Mama mia
pale meadow
Mamma mia, let me go
willow pagoda
tight pagoda
hi
slow cedar
<@974108638589386823>
oh no 
quaint adder
BEELZEBUB has a devil put aside for meeeee, for meeee, for meeeeeee
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me
slow cedar
<@974108638589386823>
i'll do you one better
quaint adder
erm, what
slow cedar
was rendering lego stuff 😅
quaint adder
sorry an application named eyesight?
quaint adder
ah
slow cedar
the actual design software was bricklink studio
quaint adder
thought u had somehow renamed the lego app from ages ago
@slow cedar ik its two i just found it weirder combined
slow cedar
oh lol
opaque tartan
@dry bison https://youtu.be/JwJ-RHGKQzM
keen bronze
https://tenor.com/view/sandwich-sub-italian-sandwich-food-sub-sandwich-gif-26711...
mmmm... I made chopped Italian subs yesterday, tasty
silk falcon
mmmm... I made chopped Italian subs yesterday, tasty
I made tacos yesterday. And making pizza tonight
quaint adder
i think imma get more waffles tomorrow
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keen bronze
today I went fancy, Cajun pork chops, mashed sour cream tatters, green beans, and mushrooms cook in Marsala wine with demi glace.
Wine + Shrooms + Demi Glace = a good time. Great on steaks of any animal really.
lone gorge
I made one hell of a bowl of cereal
gentle estuary
Whats the oldest song on your liked songs and how old is it
keen bronze
Whats the oldest song on your liked songs and how old is it
something by Billie Holiday I'm sure.
worthy dawn
This lunar landing has some stunning photos! Really cool seeing pictures of earth from that private lander.
https://www.space.com/space-exploration/missions/earth-shines-over-moon-in-amazing-1st-photos-from-private-blue-ghost-lander-were-all-in-that-picture
tepid thistle
slightly larger blue dot
tardy juniper
until you get closer and find the toxic rains, wind storms, meteor showers, volcanos.... those earth-likes are always a trap
pulsar valve
I need male input 🫠
Idk how ur brains work sometimes and I’m out of touch with social cues (whats new)
Wheres sis and the old man
@wanton dirge sis halp
@sleek coral
pulsar valve
https://tenor.com/view/watermelon-cat-wait-im-goated-gif-2116778683899594213
Enlightenment
spiral zephyr
slow cedar
im too young to give you that kind of advice 
pulsar valve
*he came into the store on valentine’s and told me his wife died (I was a cashier that night) and I gave him my condolences n such then he came back in cause he’s a regular and he apologized cause his friend told him he was super dry and ruined my mood that night (she wasnt wrong I got depresso espresso) then he came again today and I greeted him and he gave me a bracelet he made himself with a bunch of flowers on it (he makes stuff like that) and asked me if I wanted to “connect” on fb
I don’t have fb I’m not old 
slow cedar
lmao
slow cedar
fb is for old people 😛
pulsar valve
Anyways
So now- I’m panicking
Cause I hope this 40 yo didn’t just hit on someone half his freaking age who barely looks legal
spiral zephyr
Don't panic, but some boundaries are probably in order
slow cedar
*he came into the store on valentine’s and told me his wife died (I was a cashie...
to me it seems like he's just trying to be nice
but dont take my word for it i have literally never talked to women
i mean you can just try to politely refuse and say that you done have a fb
pulsar valve
to me it seems like he's just trying to be nice
but dont take my word for it i h...
Ok I hope so cause thats a wholesome way to go about it- and I like the idea of doing crap just to be nice but its like… grrr- I get hit on by really old guys quite a bit (50’s to 60’s usually- I bring out the pedo in them Ig…) so now I get paranoid and have to read into things cause crap if Ik
slow cedar
oh
pulsar valve
i mean you can just try to politely refuse and say that you done have a fb
I mean I already did- told em I dont have social media and accepted the bracelet
slow cedar
ah
spiral zephyr
Yeah menfolk are often weird and inappropriate 😩
pulsar valve
Women are too I’m just bad at peopling so I just.. cant tell anymore
I’m starting to get really sick of everyone’s “read between the lines” crap- just take it at face value for heks sake I can’t keep up with ur lies 🫠
pulsar valve
Red XD
spiral zephyr
Can't go wrong with just being professional and polite, but don't be afraid to draw boundaries
pulsar valve
Can't go wrong with just being professional and polite, but don't be afraid to d...
mk- I’m thinking about just telling them I’m 16 and dont feel comfortable without my parents consent but I don’t like lying
spiral zephyr
"Sorry, I don't share my personal information with customers/clients/work acquaintances."
slow cedar
mk- I’m thinking about just telling them I’m 16 and dont feel comfortable withou...
tell me how you got a job
im trying so hard but literally everyone is just ghosting me after i apply 💀
pulsar valve
tell me how you got a job <:wut:1282849347414790144>
im trying so hard but lite...
Me-
They didn’t look at my resume for months
sleek coral
Idk how ur brains work sometimes and I’m out of touch with social cues (whats ne...
First off, how’s your health bud?
sleek coral
She actually is
pulsar valve
First off, how’s your health bud?
Hii- uhh… decent. Sleep deprived as ever
pulsar valve
She actually is
The frick- no I aint
slow cedar
Hii- uhh… decent. Sleep deprived as ever
yo same
sleek coral
The frick- no I aint
Lies
slow cedar
it may or may not be 1am
pulsar valve
Ohhhhhhhh cause I told u my chest hurts
sleek coral
Yes
pulsar valve
Thats stress induced. My chest hurts when I’m sad or under stress. Not sure why. Just gets super tight and painful
Sorry- I’m alright now dw
slow cedar
Ohhhhhhhh cause I told u my chest hurts
me when
me when i fall 6.022*10^23 times while snowboarding
im still sore 💀
pulsar valve
me when
me when i fall 6.022*10^23 times while snowboarding
There there unstable snow bean
pulsar valve
Did I scare the dingle berry away?
sleek coral
Sorry- I’m alright now dw
Ok good :3
pulsar valve
Sorry I didn’t mean to lie 🫠
slow cedar
dingle berry
slow cedar
who's ding bat? 
sleek coral
Did I scare the dingle berry away?
Nu lol
pulsar valve
who's ding bat? <:DarkSide:753884514006335549>
@sleek coral Is ding bat and dingle berry and arthritis
slow cedar
oh
pulsar valve
Cause he’s old
sleek coral
who's ding bat? <:DarkSide:753884514006335549>
She’s an adjective xD
sleek coral
I’m ancient
spiral zephyr
https://tenor.com/view/ruth-parekh-ruth-ruth-schmidt-ruth-bader-parekh-schmidt-new-girl-gif-12365017
lone gorge
tell me how you got a job <:wut:1282849347414790144>
im trying so hard but lite...
Walk into the interview and start questioning them. You’ll impress them and prove dominance
slow cedar
i didn't even get an interview 😭
lone gorge
Then pee in the corner to mark territory
slow cedar
💀
spiral zephyr
Then pee in the corner to mark territory
lone gorge
i didn't even **get** an interview 😭
Do you do any follow up checks? Like genuinely asking them if they’ve had any time to review your application
You’ll always wanna show you want it, even if you don’t
lone gorge
It helps :3
slow cedar
i keep forgetting 💀
pulsar valve
Apparently they like that -.-
slow cedar
Also if ur not doing school mention that where u can
but i am ._.
slow cedar
the answer is 42
pulsar valve
What was the question?
How are u?
lone gorge
https://tenor.com/view/dog-gif-25785248
There’s a reason I’m always in the pasta aisle at work 😆
sleek coral
How are u?
I am super awesome. :3
spiral zephyr
School can be good to show responsibility, especially if you use it to demonstrate time management and a willingness to work
pulsar valve
I am super awesome. :3
Mk good
slow cedar
School can be good to show responsibility, especially if you use it to demonstra...
what time management?
lone gorge
I don’t manage time, time manages me
slow cedar
real
spiral zephyr
what time management?
Clearly you're studying, right? 👨🎓
slow cedar
well see i was
until like 15 minutes ago
i went to read an article for something and got absolutely flashbanged cause i'm in the dark rn
pulsar valve
;-; crap sorry I distracted u huh?
slow cedar
nuh i distracted myself
sleek coral
Who me?
slow cedar
lone gorge
I’m supposed to procrastinate right now but I think imma do that later
slow cedar
i literally have a shirt that says:
"procrastination: working tomorrow for a better today"
pulsar valve
The last essay I wrote for school I hated- I turned in a week after school ended (it was due 4 months prior) and my teacher was so happy I turned it in I got almost full marks
lone gorge
slow cedar
The last essay I wrote for school I hated- I turned in a week after school ended...
god damn
and i thought it was bad that i submitted something a week late
pulsar valve
The last sentence was a filler and he noticed- he also tried to say I used AI (I most certainly did Not- I’m not that petty)
slow cedar
yeah my writing style is AI-like 💀
pulsar valve
and i thought it was bad that i submitted something a week late
There there young padawan
pulsar valve
yeah my writing style is AI-like 💀
It’s cause it was a dang persuasive essay- I hate persuasive essays
It came out robotic
slow cedar
im dreading english 30-1 tho
it's gonna be so hard and i need it for engineering for some reason 💀
pulsar valve
I was sassy in it but still -.-
spiral zephyr
yeah my writing style is AI-like 💀
slow cedar
https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-automaton-robot-laptop-oil-gif-155299045193568...
i actually failed so many captchas and ai detectors
lone gorge
“Your assignment is a 15 page paper about the sun”
My essay : it’s really really really….x15 pages, …hot.
spiral zephyr
i actually failed so many captchas and ai detectors
Ugh I hate those things lol
pulsar valve
I like creative writing- that was a lot of fun. Super flowy too especially with descriptive writing
lone gorge
In school they told us specifically we can only use very and really ONE time in an essay to describe something
pulsar valve
“Your assignment is a 15 page paper about the sun”
My essay : *it’s really real...
I… could probably do this one ngl
I like the sun
sleek coral
It’s cause it was a dang persuasive essay- I hate persuasive essays
What did the essay ever do to persuade you, huh?
pulsar valve
What did the essay ever do to persuade you, huh?
-.- they’re boring dull and useless
slow cedar
you're dull and useless /jk
sleek coral
I can still see that soup
sleek coral
you're dull and useless /jk
I am.
slow cedar
do you like it?
pulsar valve
I’m not gonna be a stupid lawyer which is absolutely Useless in every country except ur current one of residence
slow cedar
i spent so long writing that
sleek coral
slow cedar
i'd show you the book but it has my school's name on it like 10 times
pulsar valve
Send it again I missed it!
lone gorge
Lost in the sauce
spiral zephyr
This was the best thing I ever read for academic writing.
You can usually find it used for a couple bucks, and Im sure it's avail online for free.
It's really short and to the point.
https://www.amazon.com/Elements-Style-Fourth-William-Strunk/dp/020530902X
slow cedar
Send it again I missed it!
i was going to send the blurred version cause it's so boring
just wanted to show the long ass paragraph that barely meets the requirements
pulsar valve
I swear if thats a rickroll
slow cedar
i was going to send the blurred version cause it's so boring <:DarkSide:75388451...
oh hey i found it
one paragraph 💀
sleek coral
I swear if thats a rickroll
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slow cedar
im gonna go now
lone gorge
Genuinely wonder when the game originated.
It’s known worldwide now. But like. Who was that “weird” group that started it and stuck with it full commit
pulsar valve
https://tenor.com/view/triple-h-entrance-the-game-wwe-smack-down-gif-12710697
Say it don’t spray it
slow cedar
one more thing tho
something kind of funny
sleek coral
Genuinely wonder when the game originated.
Yesn’t
slow cedar
look when it was modified
lone gorge
Perchance
sleek coral
Say it don’t spray it
What?
pulsar valve
one more thing tho
something kind of funny
Whats a layline calculator?
slow cedar
nms thingy
slow cedar
i think it explains it
the github page
it basically just calculates where you can find longitudal lines that have 3-star deposits
so stuff like runawy mould and metal fingers
slow cedar
Whats a layline calculator?
bjorn and I made a video but now we're on-topic in off-topic so i might stop now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ec8QN39GNB8
he did the gameplay and i did the editing 
got premiere pro for free bc of my school
lone gorge
🤟🏻<—— metal fingers
spiral zephyr
spiral zephyr
That's great lol
lone gorge
spiral zephyr
lone gorge
Outside the house is diabolical
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quaint adder
Sad not waffle day
sly pivot
Hello everyone. I hope you are all well. :)
opaque tartan
Hello everyone. I hope you are all well. :)
Long time no see, hope you've been ok
sly pivot
It has been a while, maybe longer than I thought.
I've been good thanks, been keeping myself busy which is what it's all about I guess.
I hope you have also been ok.
opaque tartan
It has been a while, maybe longer than I thought.
I've been good thanks, been ke...
Always mate, have to keep your chin up, no matter what
lone gorge
unless your using your chin to carry something
opaque tartan
unless your using your chin to carry something
Thank fuck I only have one
edgy egret
Despite still looking like a bowl of ice cream, Murphy has lost 3.5 pounds since starting the strict diet with medicated food last year.
24.5 pounds -> 21 pounds
Although he's also very tall so he might not lose much more; he is a maine coon mix
foggy sandal
Despite still looking like a bowl of ice cream, Murphy has lost 3.5 pounds since...
Awwww
tight pagoda
morning all
opaque tartan
Still small eh
opaque tartan
anyone got Steam issues?
Might be best to speak to a doctor Klinsk
opaque tartan
morning all
Oi
elder shale
elder shale
Ouch
opaque tartan
This is not what I paid for
elder shale
Your dog's almost half my weight jfc
dry bison
Without context
opaque tartan
That's better
tight pagoda
i need to call the coart again today, for a third time =l
dry bison
I finished that wonder woman dlc wtf ever it was called in KCD. It wasn't horrible, but it was tedious and took more time than justified its existence. I do have ideas that would improve it, but it's way too late for that.
tight pagoda
stupid jury duty
dry bison
Trying to get off jury duty?
opaque tartan
stupid jury duty
Doing your part for society mate
tight pagoda
no
tight pagoda
ive been playing phone tag becouse there has been no case yet for me to even be in the orientation
dry bison
I've gotten off jury duty twice, because both times they sent me the summons, I was in college.
elder shale
Without context
I should start building an archive on Nate
but then I'd have to update it constantly and I can't be arsed
opaque tartan
I should start building an archive on Nate
That's just the automod channel
elder shale
lmfao
dry bison
There are a number of loopholes. College, disability, important work.
dry bison
Then there's the old...being bigoted
tight pagoda
the disability i need a doctors notew
elder shale
Never been summoned to jury duty and hope I never am
opaque tartan
Then there's the old...being bigoted
Yeeeeeah that one's my favourite
dry bison
If you're too bigoted they won't even accept you into a jury pool
elder shale
Stole from an elderly lady.
"Cut off his balls and send him to Australia"
opaque tartan
I'll get my suit dry cleaned
elder shale
Can't do that anymore
opaque tartan
the disability i need a doctors notew
Do you have to pay for them?
tight pagoda
"i have no faith in the judical branch of government, they dropped the ball on a major case this past january"
dry bison
it's a good thing they don't care about your religion.
tight pagoda
Do you have to pay for them?
no, just procratinatingt
dry bison
They just want you to be in a room and accept truth or lie options
tight pagoda
i smash keys to make words
elder shale
Here, cases where they ask for a jury are rare tho
opaque tartan
it's a good thing they don't care about your religion.
That's me in the corner
dry bison
I worry if I go to jury duty I'd end up arguing over bullshit I don't care about.
tight pagoda
with the DEI thing...i wonder if saying im trans gets me out of jury duty. im not, but saying i am...hmmm
elder shale
Plus it's a small country, the kind of crimes aren't usually that big
Unless the corruption scandals but those go on for so long that they expire because we have a great judicial system that surely favours the rich :)))))
It's a good thing I haven't had a pint, might get political up in here kek
opaque tartan
I worry if I go to jury duty I'd end up arguing over bullshit I don't care about...
They'd just throw you out
dry bison
with the DEI thing...i wonder if saying im trans gets me out of jury duty. im no...
I saw a pronoun protest going viral today when a dude chairman was called Madam chairman and was denied his preferred pronoun because he voted in favor of passing a bill that made it illegal to compell people to call you by your preferred pronouns in wyoming.
opaque tartan
with the DEI thing...i wonder if saying im trans gets me out of jury duty. im no...
Fuck knows, but it may also cover disability
opaque tartan
I saw a pronoun protest going viral today when a dude chairman was called Madam ...
I see that
tight pagoda
Fuck knows, but it may also cover disability
not yet, but they are going after the VA
elder shale
Can the 25th come any faster
opaque tartan
Yes
dry bison
Hopefully not before the 28th
opaque tartan
Go to sleep
tight pagoda
whats the 25th
opaque tartan
Wake up on the 25th
elder shale
My bonus and raise
dry bison
28th is release date for Inzoi
opaque tartan
Code run out of cocaine and hooker money
dry bison
I wanna see someone kill off the sims franchise in spectacular fashion
tight pagoda
My bonus and raise
friend tax! i would like a pint of ice cream please!
elder shale
Sure
dry bison
Speaking of ice cream....I should clear out more space in my freezer and buy 4L of ice cream I'll almost certainly never finish.
tight pagoda
@opaque tartan still hasnt gotten me ice cream 😦
how can you -not- finish ice cream
wtf is wrong with you
dry bison
wtf is wrong with you
4 Liters
tight pagoda
life finds a way
elder shale
I should prolly get rid of it
tight pagoda
=p
opaque tartan
wtf is wrong with you
Where do I start
dry bison
4L tubs are what they use in commercial businesses that sell ice cream for profit
tight pagoda
4L tubs are what they use in commercial businesses that sell ice cream for profi...
challange accepted
opaque tartan
and that's max max
lone gorge
i love the 5gal buckets of ice cream :3
opaque tartan
You're like parents in the 80s
dry bison
I wonder if I can find a 4L tub of ice cream that's non-dairy
opaque tartan
They have a bowl on a dining table with Ferrero Rocher in it that nobody is allowed to eat
tight pagoda
You're like parents in the 80s
your the one that keeps hard candies between your boobs, gramps
opaque tartan
i love the 5gal buckets of ice cream :3
You love diabetes
opaque tartan
your the one that keeps hard candies between your boobs, gramps
Told you, gummies between the boobs, hard candy is in my mouth pouch
lone gorge
*You love diabetes*
im tryna invent a new type
opaque tartan
im tryna invent a new type
Type 69
dry bison
Triabetes
opaque tartan
Jenks Syndrome
tight pagoda
im going to go for a walk with Gabe
dry bison
Make sure Gabe Newell knows.
opaque tartan
im going to go for a walk with Gabe
In a bit dude
lone gorge
"when things be feeling Jenk.... youre welcome ^_^"
opaque tartan
"when things be feeling Jenk.... youre welcome ^_^"
Everything is turning up Jenks
lone gorge
bloody shtewpit innit?
dry bison
Everything is turning up Jenks
Turn down for wut
tight pagoda
British term, sorry
i know
lone gorge
i do find bruv funnier than bruh. no cap
tight pagoda
never apologize
opaque tartan
You're lucky you get them
tight pagoda
i heard "bruss" once
opaque tartan
dry bison
i do find bruv funnier than bruh. no cap
Bruv sounds like something Ninja would say from Die Antwoord.
opaque tartan
Bruss my teese
tight pagoda
what is bruss
lone gorge
bruva from anuva muva
tight pagoda
is bruss bruv
opaque tartan
what is bruss
Do you mean brass like ass
lone gorge
its brussin'
tight pagoda
what does it mean
lone gorge
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dry bison
I lied earlier about the tub of ice cream I was eyeballing.
It was not 4L
I checked the store.
It's 11.4L
dry bison
I smell a but
dusty magnet
but there is someone in my class who i absolutely loathe
dusty magnet
I do too, and he's called my boss
fucking lmao
elder shale
Micromanager fuck, I miss my old boss
Anyway
what has that person done to deserve your loathing?
dusty magnet
oh god yeah micromanaging is such a pain in the ass
elder shale
He's cool when we're not discussing work so I manage, we have shouting matches then we both get coffee and laugh it off
It's like we're married
dusty magnet
what has that person done to deserve your loathing?
always has to be right, has very little sense of respect, jokes about aweful shit, perpetually smells like cigarettes
i just
looking at him pisses me off
dusty magnet
hes nice in the sort of condesending way
dry bison
Someone you want in your corner, but not within smelling distance
dusty magnet
Someone you want in your corner, but not within smelling distance
i want nothing to do with them
elder shale
Best to just move on and hope you don't have to do any work with him
dry bison
Jokes about awful shit sounds like someone who has not been punched in the face enough
dusty magnet
if im being totally honest, i think its actually a me problem
dusty magnet
like, i think we just have clashing personailities and im tending to take things too personally
dry bison
It's class right...you don't have to deal with them in any other sscenario
elder shale
Yea I get that, sometimes people just rub you the wrong way
dusty magnet
but my god i just cant help it lmfao
dry bison
When I was in college, I had a classmate who never had her shit together, ate COOKED food during class and kept trying to be my friend. I had no patience for her bullshit.
elder shale
I have a co-worker who's on his way out and I never liked him (he posts questionable af shit on social media and denigrates women), or working with him (good professional but sucks at making technical specifications lmao)
But sometimes ya jsut gotta live with it and move on with y'er life and not dwell on it too much
dusty magnet
You hear? Nate got his balls sat on.
word?
dry bison
elder shale
Lmfao
elder shale
Without context it's funny
dry bison
Half some peoples weight
elder shale
59 pounds
elder shale
Could be
dry bison
No judgement.
elder shale
My ex was like 88 pounds
dry bison
Were you afraid you'd break her?
elder shale
No
dusty magnet
elder shale
Relationship didn't last long anyway, we wanted different things
dry bison
I don't mean in the bed...I just mean generally because that's tiny
dusty magnet
how tall are you code
dry bison
I only once had a friend who was smaller than I was and I was always accidentally hurting him. It's not my fault the dude liked wrestling. I didn't like wrestling, but I knew you didn't wrestle people outside of your weight class and expect good things.
elder shale
5'11''
dusty magnet
ahhh. 0.0018034 KM. got it.
elder shale
180cm
give or take
1.80m
See, metric system makes sense not whatever horrible thing you use
elder shale
ahhh. 0.0018034 KM. got it.
That's funny tho
dry bison
Mike Myers is funny
dusty magnet
That's funny tho
thank you. i thought so too lmao
dry bison
Metric system is not.
elder shale
I should start saying I'm 0.18% of a kilometre
dusty magnet
I should start saying I'm 0.18% of a kilometre
100%
dusty magnet
5'11'' v 6'0'' ahhh memes
im 5' 13"
dusty magnet
when do you decide to go to 6
i dont. i dont wanna make short people feel bad
opaque tartan
elder shale
Y'know what irks me
Having a parent that's fairly tech savvy but doesn't understand basic cybersecurity rules
Aka my dad
quaint adder
Y'know what irks me
Ur brother
elder shale
Good thing I don't have one then
opaque tartan
Aka my dad
Bro I learnt so much from my dad but with some software based stuff he's a bit behind
Plus he's 75
He just wants to sleep
elder shale
My dad's gonna be 60 this year
I still have to tell him not to put the same password on everything 
opaque tartan
Electrical and microelectronic engineering I can't touch that guy though
Plumbing on the other hand
Fuck
Had to sort out the boiler and central heating
opaque tartan
I still have to tell him not to put the same password on everything <:ComputerFa...
I told Pops to get a password manager
Easier to maintain maybe
elder shale
Told him too, but he doesn't want to bother ig
opaque tartan
Also told him never to use banking websites or open emails
elder shale
At least I made him get 2factor stuff
opaque tartan
Yeah thank fuck
dusty magnet
I still have to tell him not to put the same password on everything <:ComputerFa...
i need to stop doing this
elder shale
BEEPLS
opaque tartan
Contains graphical violence
dusty magnet
thats impressive
elder shale
Contains graphical violence
The accent is everything
dry bison
Im aboutta have more waffles eheheheh
That laugh has all the energy of a horned lizard.
quaint adder
That laugh has all the energy of a horned lizard.
Mmmm tasty waffles i shall desire more in a few says
Days*
dusty magnet
mann i want waffles
opaque tartan
edgy egret
slow cedar
the chat died of floof
mint spear
Cat
quaint adder
mann i want waffles
has had waffles yet?
tired ridge
Mardi Gras tomorrow
Laissez le bons temps rouler everyone
vague hawk
A floofin curl. <3
slow cedar
wow off-topic has been super dead this afternoon
opaque tartan
wow off-topic has been super dead this afternoon
pale meadow
slow cedar
something kind of funny that happened today in social studies
we're going over WWI, and a few students were asleep
so the teacher quietly says "to everyone who's still awake, we have a quiz tomorrow"
i bet one or two of them are in for a nasty surprise lol
pale meadow
i bet one or two of them are in for a nasty surprise lol
Ah, I remember those days
slow cedar
it is multiple choice tho
pale meadow
Doesn't mean you can still fail it
slow cedar
i'm just saying it's not as hard
like if you didn't listen you can still guess and get maybe 33%
pale meadow
like if you didn't listen you can still guess and get maybe 33%
True
dry bison
I once did a test in college I only had a cursory idea wtf I was talking about and still passed with an 85% thanks to the process of elimination
Thanks to multiple choice answers
opaque tartan
https://tenor.com/view/beyonce-single-ladies-dance-choreography-sassy-gif-550204...
I want that video to this song
https://youtu.be/6oAeSCikow4
dry bison
All the single ladies playing the recorder with their noses?
opaque tartan
Mumbles this server is PG13
pale meadow
There are children here
dry bison
I finally sat down and watched star trek beyond. It was like watching a single episode of star trek with a shit load of useless exposition that offers little to no real setup for what is coming and then ends on a bowel movement.
Actually I've had more engaging bowel movements.
It kind of reminded me of Billie Eilish's song "Bad Guy"...
She's telling you from the very start she's the bad guy
pale meadow
It kind of reminded me of Billie Eilish's song "Bad Guy"...
What about Section 31?
dry bison
What about Section 31?
There's no section 31 in Star Trek Beyond.
opaque tartan
Where did Mumbles go
pale meadow
There's no section 31 in Star Trek Beyond.
The newest movie
dry bison
I don't know what the newest movie is.
I just picked Star Trek Beyond
I thought I would like it since I liked season 1 of picard.
I did not.
dry bison
Season 1 was fantastic. Season 2 contradicted season 1 and was boring as shit. Season 3 contradicted season 1 AND 2 and ended on a shitty diaper of loose ends and unexplored plots.
pale meadow
Fair assessment
dry bison
I've never been more disappointed in star trek
and that's coming from someone with a life sub of star trek online
quaint adder
today was a waffless day
😮
dusty magnet
horrible. i know
opaque tartan
Season 1 was fantastic. Season 2 contradicted season 1 and was boring as shit. S...
So glad I dropped it now
opaque tartan
and that's coming from someone with a life sub of star trek online
No life sub you mean
dry bison
I couldn't get into star trek online. The story isn't great. The gameplay mechanics are very hit or miss. The loop is boring. The community is hot garbage.
dry bison
It's like going into a Disney world run by circus freaks in a post apocalyptic detroit.
opaque tartan
Bridge Commander was good though
opaque tartan
It's like going into a Disney world run by circus freaks in a post apocalyptic d...
This sounds like the third part of the Escape series by John Carpenter
dry bison
This sounds like the third part of the Escape series by John Carpenter
I was thinking more "Escape from LA"
quaint adder
It's like going into a Disney world run by circus freaks in a post apocalyptic d...
so different from what it is atm?
the detroit isnt already post apoca?
opaque tartan
I was thinking more "Escape from LA"
He never made the third one, sucks
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dry bison
That movie was fantastic
dry bison
I wonder if it holds up
opaque tartan
Yeah it does
dry bison
I haven't watched it in so long
opaque tartan
All John Carpenter does imo
I have a binge now and then
Start with Prince of Darkness
slow cedar
maybe compact mode wasn't the best idea
opaque tartan
So I can see Alice Cooper as a zombie bum
opaque tartan
maybe compact mode wasn't the best idea
Soup Compact
elder shale
maybe compact mode wasn't the best idea
slow cedar
lol
elder shale
Why am I still up
slow cedar
opaque tartan
Coz u dumb
dry bison
Why am I still up
For the zombie bums
opaque tartan
Code is here for the bants
elder shale
Well I know why, was chatting with friends 'til now, now I'm finishing this episode of the Crown
elder shale
Code is here for the bants
opaque tartan
@dry bison https://youtu.be/xxYmMRxnEic
The computer display is black card with green paint on it
And nobody knew
Practical Effect G bruv
The Thing will always be amazing
pale meadow
Chef's kiss on that effect
opaque tartan
So good
pale meadow
Tron was another one
dry bison
Jeff Bridges!
opaque tartan
44 years ago...
pale meadow
Ye
opaque tartan
Tron was another one
Dude, that's one of the things I bonded with my dad over, Blade Runner too
But we went to Disney World in 1988
So I could go to Epcot for the TRON shit
dry bison
pale meadow
You were state side?
opaque tartan
EPCOT Centre was the best thing about Disney World
opaque tartan
You were state side?
Yeah I've been about
Best mate at secondary school was from NJ
Dad was a Brit
pale meadow
Ah
opaque tartan
They moved back to NC and I always have a room there apparently
Got a lot of mates in NC
Love southerners
And Virginia
dry bison
Southerners that call you love....Make me tingly
pale meadow
Iced honey an tea
dry bison
My preferred pronouns are baby and sweets
pale meadow
I like sweet tea
You are also British
opaque tartan
You're BBQ sauce now
dry bison
Sounds like an alcoholic bbq sauce
elder shale
I love being called sugar
I love you, sugar
quaint adder
can anyone guess what is erroneous about the CSS ?
dry bison
I can totally see an alcoholic bbq sauce selling
opaque tartan
You are also British
Yeah but my dad side of the family is from Sri Lanka, imagine all my ancestors turning in their graves
opaque tartan
I can totally see an alcoholic bbq sauce selling
Jack Daniels ones are pretty good
The habanero one
dry bison
Get sauced in real time while getting sauced in real time
pale meadow
Wow
opaque tartan
I love you, sugar
Why Mister Code, you're givin me the vapours
dry bison
The vapours sounds like ibs in hiding
opaque tartan
I'm gonna use that one
When drinking a mint julep
elder shale
Never had but googling it, looks good
marsh ferry
Very random question, but do I need to have Medal open to get clips?
opaque tartan
The vapours sounds like ibs in hiding
Silent but violent
opaque tartan
Very random question, but do I need to have Medal open to get clips?
Think so, not used medal in ages now, @lone gorge knows more
elder shale
Very random question, but do I need to have Medal open to get clips?
No clue I just have GFX and press Alt-F9 whenever I want to record something
marsh ferry
ahh I see
elder shale
Boo, Mesa spinscare
opaque tartan
Pffff
elder shale
(Had a documentary on the background ok)
opaque tartan
The only Mesa that matters
https://youtu.be/hWKv9QS2tJA
lone gorge
Very random question, but do I need to have Medal open to get clips?
It can be open in the background. Meaning closing it should be fine. And you can press a key to record then
cursive agate
Trail mix is so good wish it had raisins ECT also
elder shale
Trail mix is so good wish it had raisins ECT also
Who hurt you
cursive agate
Raisins are yummy
lone gorge
No clue I just have GFX and press Alt-F9 whenever I want to record something
I used to do this but the file sizes of clips made them unsharable here
elder shale
I used to do this but the file sizes of clips made them unsharable here
Here's the secret:
lone gorge
Compression
elder shale
lone gorge
Yea then you get shit quality at times lmao
elder shale
That's true but I never record something long
elder shale
I've oft considered getting Nitro for the upload size (I want to post Freya vids) but
I don't bother so people don't get kitty vids
lone gorge
I can record entire sessions if I needed and could post it since it embeds a link instead
opaque tartan
That's true but I never record something long
Oh yeah
lone gorge
To me that’s easier
cursive agate
With audio compression is yuky
dry bison
I'm sorry to my American friends for what's coming tomorrow.
opaque tartan
Is it your birthday?
pale meadow
I've oft considered getting Nitro for the upload size (I want to post Freya vids...
Look here, I will gift you nitro for cat videos
cursive agate
Are we having a barbecue
elder shale
Look here, I will gift you nitro for cat videos
Don't, I make enough money to pay for it, it's a matter of principle lmao
opaque tartan
@dry bison better not be leaving us in suspense
elder shale
Earlier she was being a silly cutie walking back and forth chasing a mosquito on the ceiling and chirping
I recorded, but couldn't upload, so it'll stay for me until I have the patience to go compress it
cursive agate
Did you know Americanl use to have a raisin cartel
opaque tartan
I heard business started to shrivel up
pale meadow
elder shale
I heard business started to shrivel up
Ofc it's the dumbass joke at 2 am that cracks me
Fml I gotta go to bed
opaque tartan
BOOM
dry bison
Trade tariffs take effect tonight midnight. Canada is going to hit back very hard and it's going to be with far more than just tariffs. Ontario is already talking about cutting off critical resources completely that would undermine US manufacturing nation wide.
opaque tartan
Norway cut off fuel apparently, he likes those guys
elder shale
I chuckled, and then choked on my own spit and started laugh-coughing
opaque tartan
I chuckled, and then choked on my own spit and started laugh-coughing
And I responded instantly
We need more people like me in the world
elder shale
That's true
opaque tartan
👀
lone gorge
Bad Apple, but a good raisin
opaque tartan
You're one of the good raisins
Shame there's no rule for lying, coulda got you banned
elder shale
Shush
opaque tartan
Bad Apple, but a good raisin
Just prick is fine
dry bison
Imagine if lying were not right. Nobody would eat street meat.
opaque tartan
At least you know I can take a knife to the leg/chest and jokes at my expense
I will also take your wallet
lone gorge
shit that might actually get me a warn 👀
A wuharning
elder shale
At least you know I can take a knife to the leg/chest and jokes at my expense
Did you.. get.. stabbed?
dry bison
and your social security number
opaque tartan
Did you.. get.. stabbed?
Shit you weren't here
Yeah got stabbed again
In the leg
elder shale
again
opaque tartan
Yes
opaque tartan
This one was the worst though
dry bison
Jeeze. First you get your balls sat on then that tiny 50kilo person stabs you in the leg
opaque tartan
are you alright
Like how, physically or am I still a mad dickhead
opaque tartan
Jeeze. First you get your balls sat on then that tiny 50kilo person stabs you in...
Nah that lil cuck was my height and around my weight
Still ran and cried like a bish
dry bison
People that stab usually do.
opaque tartan
@elder shale I'm fine mate, can't kill me the conventional way clearly
elder shale
I got stabbed near the groin and the pain wasn't horrible
dry bison
Was it a knife or glass?
elder shale
Wouldn't want a repeat
opaque tartan
People that stab usually do.
Been a long time since I had those thoughts bud
opaque tartan
Threatening to spoon me!
pale meadow
Or a spork
opaque tartan
Listen here
dry bison
I hate stabbers. They're cowards.
dry bison
You don't have to stab with a spoon. Just spoon with the spoon.
elder shale
I am also big spoon
dry bison
Violent spooning
opaque tartan
I hate stabbers. They're cowards.
I didn't say anything but he's been seen a few times, every time he's had his head kicked in
pale meadow
Violent spooning
Aggressive spooning?
elder shale
Mostly because my girlfriends have always been on the petite side and being spooned is weird
Need to get me a Resident Evil lady (forgot her name)
opaque tartan
Need to get me a Resident Evil lady (forgot her name)
Dimietrescu?
dry bison
Aggressive spooning?
Have you seen "Role Models"?
lone gorge
Aggressive spooning?
Struggle snuggle
elder shale
yea that
pale meadow
Eww
elder shale
Struggle snuggle
Wrestle nestle
opaque tartan
Fkn Jenks
wise stream
Violent spooning
opaque tartan
Do you pronounce wrestle like Nestlé?
elder shale
Do you pronounce nestle like Nestlé?
dry bison
elder shale
Wrestlé Nestlé is furiously funny
opaque tartan
https://tenor.com/view/kingpin-hug-bear-hug-wilson-fisk-spiderman-tas-gif-238496...
Fisk is so badass
elder shale
Shit ok
elder shale
Love y'all but I have to be up in 6 hours for work