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viral sandal
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Im sure theyre sliding chairs

fleet condor
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I’m on phoney

cursive agate
viral sandal
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Its a lot smaller than I expected (I clicked on it)

lone gorge
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same icon then

fleet condor
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Oh yea

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Thanks

lone gorge
opaque tartan
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Is it your birthday party?

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Happy Birthday

viral sandal
tender marlin
viral sandal
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No

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Its just Krusty Krab IRL

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Thats it

opaque tartan
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That's where we should all have our birthdays

viral sandal
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Real

quaint adder
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I wanna have my birthday at NukeTown in ohio mann

lone gorge
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id love to have lunch in destiny 1's old tower HUB

polar zealot
tender marlin
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Inhalation

polar zealot
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phew

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i thought boof meant something different

tender marlin
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Breathe in the smoke, blow out the bad feelings

polar zealot
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its only a flower

silent wagon
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@night quartz Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man s1 just finished, easily the best Spidey cartoon since Spectacular and they set up a CRAZY amount of stuff for the future 👀

cursive agate
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In gonna play avowed or eat more cheesy cheese & watch star gate.

Cheese!

undone moat
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A

tardy juniper
elder shale
gusty crater
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Recently we have noticed some similar issues reported by our customers. The update may have corrupted licensing files or disrupted the link between your hardware and Microsoft’s activation servers. Retail licenses (unlike OEM) are more prone to activation conflicts after major updates.

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oh, Microsoft, Microsoft DarkSide

tardy juniper
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I'm old-ish, I don't know all these new fangled acronyms

elder shale
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Computer RPG, I know it's a weird term, but I used for a specific niche of games (Baldur's Gate, Planescape, Divinity, Rogue Trader, etc.)

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Not a new term haha, they borrowed it from TRPG

tardy juniper
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Is Skyrim a CRPG then?

elder shale
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No

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I mean

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yes

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but also no

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Damn it internet, why do you have to make it so hard to explain this

gusty crater
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CRPG usually refers to RPG games that try to follow the more classic RPG Party based formula

tardy juniper
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I like most RPGs, but I'm not a fan of the gameplay of games like Dragon Age where I just sorta command people and they wander off and do things

opaque tartan
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It's your fingers making it hard to explain not the internet

tardy juniper
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I like being active in the combat, not just setting rules

elder shale
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I need the comically large keyboard

opaque tartan
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Should have made an archive tbh

elder shale
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Facts

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I'm so glad I learned to type on a phone properly now

opaque tartan
tardy juniper
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Mass Effect a CRPG?

elder shale
lone gorge
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exposed

opaque tartan
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COVID Monkey Virgin is still one of the best things I've read

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Discord history mate

elder shale
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Man I got COVID this weekend, absolute disgrace

opaque tartan
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Lame

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Git gud

pliant fjordBOT
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elder shale
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I finally was able to start tasting any semblance of food today

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So in honour of that, I'm splurging on Burger King

tardy juniper
elder shale
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I need my trash consumption sometimes ok

elder shale
opaque tartan
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Tuga King

elder shale
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Dragon Age Origins is closer to a CRPG

opaque tartan
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No adding on Fejbook though

edgy egret
elder shale
edgy egret
elder shale
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Well I wasn't here :l

edgy egret
lone gorge
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But none of the blep 💀😂

edgy egret
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I don't think his weight influenced his blep lol

elder shale
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Freya did a proper blep the other day

cursive agate
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I have no idea Pillar games :0

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Must pet

lone gorge
silk falcon
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Floffy cat

mighty forge
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I know it's a meme where nights are better than days, but to be frank I just love the day time

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The mornings are so refreshing and so it the atmosphere of it

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I used to be a night person as a teenager but nowadays I just like spending time looking outside at the early morning fog

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Best time of day hands down

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It's also why I like summer.

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Where I'm from I didn't because summers were about 120F (48C) and winters days were too short due to the mountains blocking the sun making the days only around 6-9 hours long depending on where we are in the Sun's orbit.

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But over here on the east coast, there's constant rain making a very pleasant atmosphere with tons of biodiversity and many creatures to find.

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(I'm not a big fan of the snow but every place has it's pros and cons)

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But overall this place has an absolutely lovely atmosphere in the mornings

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Instead of morning dust it's morning fog

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(I grew up in the Mojave desert close to Death Valley)

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(Which is one of the hottest deserts in the world)

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There's waterfalls, trees, deer, bison at times, there is just so much natural beauty

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In the Mojave most of the natural beauty comes with the rock formations and not the biosphere itself

mighty forge
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Also the rain is warm, and not freezing cold

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In the Mojave, it only rained around twice, sometimes once a year.

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And it was only about an inch or more

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And the rain was always extremely cold and mixed with the street gunk that had been sitting there in the dust for a year making rainy days smell like dirt and burned tires

edgy egret
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Over 4 inches of snow so far

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Lmao I bet they're cold

silent wagon
slow cedar
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lmao that's vile

next robin
elder shale
gusty crater
next robin
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yay I got a wave from Bjorn

gusty crater
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Yeah

pale meadow
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I am staying with 10 until I am actively forced off

gusty crater
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At this rate Microsoft will force me off to Linux

The only thing stopping me is the fact that I never used it and I'm not really sure where to start.

I'm not at the tipping point where windows annoyed me so much that I can start with researching it

pale meadow
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Lots of command line is what I remember

opaque tartan
silent wagon
sterile tartan
slow cedar
slate ferry
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posable vivi plush arrived today... hes weighted to stand on his own so i put him on my desk next to my monitor and switch dock 🥹 hes so cute (and far far larger than i was expecting lol)

slow cedar
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it's so cute

pale meadow
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👆

errant egret
gusty crater
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That's a good question

errant egret
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me when the unpaid 19yo intern turns 1 into a 0 and breaks an entire windows update

errant egret
gusty crater
errant egret
mighty forge
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Is there a music channel?

quaint adder
slow cedar
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hellooo

quaint adder
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Hola

slow cedar
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TIL i can make malware DarkSide

mighty forge
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Ty

slow cedar
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basically this

errant egret
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I've made "Malware"

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it wasnt anything serious it was just an image spammer

dry bison
slow cedar
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apparently the shit i can make with python can land me in jail GekEyes

errant egret
slow cedar
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lmao

dry bison
slow cedar
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we love teasing people

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isn't that right @mint spear

dry bison
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You hear marvel rivals got screwed?

slow cedar
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no

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:\

dry bison
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Marvel Rivals got screwed.

slow cedar
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as in?

dry bison
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A crap load of the team got shitcanned

slow cedar
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ACK
a page loaded just too slow
slow enough to flashbang me with a white screen

slow cedar
dry bison
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As a game developer I can't imagine you'd expect to get shitcanned when you do a good job

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Objectively good

slow cedar
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you're a game dev? :0

dry bison
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A successful game.

slow cedar
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yeah

rancid estuary
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Sorry for interrupting but the part of the Netease that was fired wasn't the marvel rivals devs

dry bison
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I haven't been in game development in over a decade.

slow cedar
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ah

rancid estuary
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It was another games devs

dry bison
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They still helped make the game.

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They developed the level design and game mechanics

rancid estuary
dry bison
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That makes them developers of the game

rancid estuary
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It isn't good

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But they were not the main team

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That was my point earlier

dry bison
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Based on the reasoning NetEase used for the layoffs, I'm guessing the remaining teams are all local in China

gusty crater
rancid estuary
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Idk anything about being a dev

errant egret
slow cedar
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i want to work for HG 🤤

errant egret
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:srool:

slow cedar
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ok 💀

errant egret
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close there my not evil counterpart

dry bison
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I wonder what @opaque tartan thinks. I imagine he's more familiar with their "unique" business change.

tardy juniper
errant egret
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its 12am

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this assignment is due in 9 hours

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that gives me 8 hours to do the assignment and 1 hour to sleep

dry bison
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Seems to be par for the course with games. Once they're developed the studio tightens their belt.

slow cedar
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what's the assignment DarkSide

errant egret
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2 things I hate most about cyber security

slow cedar
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oh

errant egret
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professionalism

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and

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ethics

slow cedar
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yuck

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ethics

rancid estuary
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Oh no

gusty crater
dry bison
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I watched Sonic 3 today. It was pretty PG13

slow cedar
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meanwhile me thinking of very unethical things to do with python

slow cedar
tardy juniper
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I watched Sonic 1 today, Sonic 2 tomorrow, then Sonic 3 on Friday

errant egret
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my lecturer reading my very emotionally charged Essay on ethics:

slow cedar
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oh

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that means they'll probably be harsh for grading

errant egret
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nah the part i hate most

dry bison
# slow cedar was it all just implied

No. They literally treated it like it was a cartoon but with real actors, with the only real deviation from that script being when they broke out into dance for no reason

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No narratively sane reason

slow cedar
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oh lol

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so how was it PG13

errant egret
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Describe 2 professional bodies in greater detail
You get 250 words to do it

dry bison
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The way dancing was shoe-horned into that movie felt forced.

dry bison
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That shitshow was a real mess

errant egret
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😭

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fucking bet

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I will credit you in the essay

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"Whats this source?"
MumblesMalarky@NMScord
"uhhh...reputable Cyber Security consultant?"

dry bison
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slash Disgruntled internet stranger

errant egret
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i feel like McAfee would be "The benefits of having a proper professional body"

errant egret
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250 maximum

slow cedar
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i wrote 900 on my source analysis today and it was short

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💀

errant egret
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i cannot SUPER CONDENSE THIS

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gonna crack outchatGPT 3o w/ reasoning at this rate

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to super condense my writing

dry bison
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You could. Just be very subtle...

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Suggestive

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Hide the details in the source material

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When they question your subtle suggestive implications, you can point to your sources and they can do their own research

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"If you wanted a more detailed explanation you wouldn't have limited me to 250 words. I've written longer paragraphs bitching about this essay"

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(paraphrasing a 251 letter sentence I may or may not have written at some point)

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Your use of chatgpt got me thinking of abusing chatgpt

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So I forced chatgpt to write a 250 word essay on adaptation from the perspective of a pony in the cartoon My Little Pony.

tepid thistle
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I had to correct chatgpt yesterday on something

dry bison
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Added a new line of instruction. "Re-write this essay as a pirate pony"

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Ahoy there, mateys! Life in Equestria be as unpredictable as the open sea—one moment, ye be enjoyin’ a fine barrel o’ cider, and the next, a storm from the Everfree be rollin’ in! That be why adaptability be one o’ the most valuable skills a pony can have. Whether ye be a unicorn, pegasus, or earth pony, learnin’ to roll with the tides keeps ye sailin’ smooth through any squall.

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I feel like I may be contributing to the idiocy of AI.

errant egret
quaint adder
# dry bison > Ahoy there, mateys! Life in Equestria be as unpredictable as the open sea—one ...

Chatgpt be like:

Ahoy, me hearties! Life in Equestria be as wild and unpredictable as the great open sea—ye might be sippin’ a fine barrel o’ cider one moment, and the next, a mighty storm from the Everfree be crashin’ in! That’s why adaptability be the most prized skill any pony can have. Whether ye be a unicorn, a pegasus, or an earth pony, learnin’ to ride the waves and roll with the tides keeps yer ship sailin’ smooth, no matter how fierce the squall!

errant egret
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rate it @dry bison

cursive agate
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Ghosts grape energy drink is tasty but I feel off with it lol

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Gonna switch back to monster tea w lemonade

mint spear
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@errant egret it's me evil soup cat

errant egret
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Fake ass soup cat

slow cedar
errant egret
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@gusty crater eliminate this imposter

mint spear
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nuh uh

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i'm just soup's testing alt

errant egret
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Biden blast

slow cedar
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it's true

pliant fjordBOT
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mint spear
gusty crater
opaque tartan
mint spear
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yes >:)

errant egret
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It's My split identity come manifest

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😭

mint spear
gusty crater
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those soup cats keep multiplying eh

slow cedar
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i've already had that for quite a while

errant egret
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I am

slow cedar
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just thought it'd be funny to make it inverted soup

errant egret
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7 words below word count cap

slow cedar
errant egret
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After flaming McAfee

slow cedar
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nice

dry bison
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Technically soup cat and cat soup should be enemies. One is a cat. The other is cat as food.

slow cedar
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yeah

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i'm a cat that eats soup

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you're a cat that is soup

errant egret
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And I'm a soup that eats cats

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Oh

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That works

slow cedar
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soup made of cat

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cat made of soup

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idk

dry bison
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soupception

slow cedar
sterile tartan
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Catsouption

errant egret
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They made Brazilian miku monster

dry bison
slow cedar
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im gonna have to cancel nitro now 😭

sterile tartan
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Rio punch tastes like candy

slow cedar
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before i forget

sterile tartan
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You will remember before you forget

errant egret
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My brain is fried

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Please bear with me

slow cedar
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and apparently it only takes effect once the trial is done so i could have done it earlier DarkSide

sterile tartan
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That's how it works with most subscription things

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You keep it for the time you already redeemed, even if you cancel

errant egret
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Best year of my life was when someone accidentally gifted me a year of nitro after thinking it was a month

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I never bothered to correct them

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:3

dry bison
sterile tartan
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I haven't watched any of it and we get paramount through Walmart+

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Which we have for free because Soul works at Walmart

errant egret
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It's sad the Expanse is leaving Amazon Prime

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Absolute solid series

cursive agate
cursive agate
dry bison
errant egret
gusty crater
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I have an Evil Bjørn emoji

errant egret
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3/10, wouldn't drink willingly again

gusty crater
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Warhammer 40k is for suckers, I'm gonna play some COD

sterile tartan
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Rio Punch is one of my favorite flavors comfy

errant egret
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GUESS WHATS COMING TO GAMEPASS

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40k Rouge Trader

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Feb 20th

cursive agate
gusty crater
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I already have like 400h on Steam tho

errant egret
cursive agate
gusty crater
errant egret
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Only lemonade I recall is Aussie Lemonade

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I like that one

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Along with Khaotic, Pacific punch, Cosmic Peach and Watermelon

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I love opening my profile and getting flashbanged because I changed my Samsung theme

cursive agate
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Cosmic peach lol

errant egret
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If you squint hard enough you can vaguely make out my name

dry bison
errant egret
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You missed the underscore

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9.9/10

dry bison
sterile tartan
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Not to brag but I can see it without squinting

errant egret
slow cedar
dry bison
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I think my profile just says Mlemb

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Which is the sound one makes after licking a face

errant egret
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Everyone else's profile is NORMAL

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Except MINE

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Why do I GET FLASHBANGED

lucid granite
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I don’t

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💅

errant egret
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Mumbles out here, default theme yet its DARK

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Whole mine is just the Unfiltered power of the sun

dry bison
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Check it again

sterile tartan
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Mine is also just dark
But I don't have fun glowy stars and moons

errant egret
dry bison
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I saw an opportunity to look like an old biker dude wearing Sailor Moon clothes and I took it.

errant egret
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Why does Samsung hurt me like this

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Might be because this is my lock screen

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It cuts off at the perfect moment too

"The opposite of an intelligence
Am genuine stupid."

tight pagoda
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hi all. Im sorry. for anything, ive said or anyone ive pissed off. Thank you.

dusty magnet
dry bison
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I'd be shocked if quantum chips ever go commercial

gusty crater
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I wonder when MS will unveil fix to their update breaking windows license verification

dry bison
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lol@fix

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"Buy a new license" - Microsoft probably

gusty crater
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I mean, yes

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that's what Windows trouble-shooter said

opaque tartan
sterile tartan
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Sure

opaque tartan
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Yesssss

tender marlin
wise stream
opaque tartan
tender marlin
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Should I paint them their base colors or black and red?

gentle estuary
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Yes

tender marlin
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Which one

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Their base colors are red and gold

gentle estuary
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I would say black and red with a few gold accents if you can

tender marlin
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Make the chains gold

gentle estuary
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Or just some small accents

lone gorge
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Looks like a sorcerer

tender marlin
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I feel like that would be a pain in the ass

gusty crater
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The chainaxe

lone gorge
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That’s just the first type of space marine I see anytime I see that big thing on the back of his head

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And I noticed that after

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Khorne berserker

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World eater

gusty crater
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Just dip him in red paint and say that it's blood of his enemies

lone gorge
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Easiest paint ever

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It can even run or be runny. Blood for the Blood god!

errant egret
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You aren't gonna get a fix if it means they lose money

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Why fix an issue when we can just charge everyone a second time for a key

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:D

gusty crater
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I'm not buying another key and they won't get to spy on me if I make a switch AutophagePookie

dusty magnet
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broooo how is it only 7pm

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im soooooo tired

gusty crater
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4am here DarkSide

lone gorge
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10pm here 💀

lone tree
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i love nipnip (:

sterile tartan
limber field
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where

boreal spindle
limber field
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ah

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hi

boreal spindle
boreal spindle
gusty crater
boreal spindle
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Hi

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Bjørn

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Hiws it going

errant egret
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i was a fool thinking I'd get sleep tonight

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of course my final essay is a case study

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im gonna end up in college with an IV drip in my arm feeding me a constant supply of monster

lone gorge
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An epipen that injects pure concentrated monster into the bloodstream

errant egret
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please

boreal spindle
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A injector that injects 1l of pure atp and adrenaline

errant egret
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I would love me some Adenosine Tri-Phosphate

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however

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it keeps becoming Adenosine Di-Phosphate + 1 Inorganic Phosphate

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😔

brisk jasper
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FREEDOM NEVER SLEEPS!

boreal spindle
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Hey did u see the pc I out together

errant egret
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why

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why

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is it ductaped

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why

gusty crater
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I mean it's 5am, a gas station opens at 6. I'm considering whether i should try to close my eyes and go ghrgrhrh mimimimimi or just wait a bit and get caffeinated

gusty crater
brisk jasper
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I’m pissed off because I think some dumbass doing roadwork dug up the fiber optic cable, so I have to get internet from a whole other state and company, which gives me a blisteringly fast 1mbps

errant egret
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I love eating fiber optic cables

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the crunch is so satisfying

brisk jasper
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See, if you intentionally ate a fiber optic cable you’d still be smarter than the moron who didn’t call first to check if there was anything important underground before digging

boreal spindle
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Wbout my ductape pc is that any better the the guy?

brisk jasper
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I mean, you’re not actively inconveniencing anyone but yourself

slow cedar
slow cedar
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no DarkSide

errant egret
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I wanna know how famous I am

slow cedar
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i can show you some of it

errant egret
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bet

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show me the parts of me

errant egret
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took me a moment to find that one

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gawr gura is a gift to society

pliant fjordBOT
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slow cedar
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i dont have a lot now
but still 4

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i swear there were more

errant egret
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im glad someone is recording these because I forget half the shit I say

slow cedar
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oh lol

errant egret
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this is my proudest moment

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i didnt even spell learning correctly

slow cedar
errant egret
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makes it all the more funnier

slow cedar
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i never noticed lmao

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i do have a specific folder for @mossy hawk

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this guy says the most random shit out of context

errant egret
slow cedar
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why is it even an option to make the window this small

errant egret
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why is it every time i go to edit my mod my computer uninstalls MS Visual Studio Code

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that shit wont appear in my Open With

slow cedar
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whuh

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weird

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i might get a VS Code sticker SoupHappyOG

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and a bunch of other ones

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like this one

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this one's pretty goofy

slow cedar
errant egret
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gotta get the neuro sticker

slow cedar
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nice

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this has to be one of my favourites

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i'm allowed to laugh at it DarkSide
it's not racist

slow cedar
errant egret
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Bjooororrrrnnnn

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I need cafffeieneneeenenee

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pweese

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ill give you uh

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3 euros

slow cedar
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i didnt have caffeine today FlushedAnders

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it was not a good day

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soup when no spare and no caffeine:
ded

gusty crater
errant egret
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just like

gusty crater
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Or more thonk

errant egret
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idk i dotn speak EU supermarket chains

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yall got tesco?

gusty crater
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Big redbull is 4€

gusty crater
errant egret
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😢😭

slow cedar
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that's like 6 CAD

errant egret
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no wonder

gusty crater
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Yeah, but nothing opens earlier then they do

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They open at 6

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Earliest a supermarket opens is like 8:30

errant egret
#

my best mate in glesga

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runs a small shop

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keeps my favourite monster stocked

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good man he is

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love him

slow cedar
#

🤓

lone gorge
errant egret
lone gorge
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He doesn’t need to. He is the company that’s storing the data

#

You’ll have to go in and ask him to delete any memory of you if you want him to no longer have data tracking 💀

errant egret
#

This is less than ideal

slow cedar
#

i have been doing captchas

#

for SO LONG

#

i think i'm a robot

lone gorge
sterile tartan
errant egret
#

Finally

#

I can rest

slow cedar
#

yay SoupHappyOG

sterile tartan
#

Love when parts of my body decide to feel bruised for no reason. It's fun

elder shale
#

I sometimes scratch myself awake while sleeping lmao, idk if it's anything similar

sterile tartan
#

Sorta

slow cedar
sterile tartan
#

I'm simply existing and my ribs are like "hey what if you felt like you got beat up, wouldn't that be cool?"

elder shale
#

This absolute goober woke me up, I have one more hour of sleep before I have to get up for work and I just know I won't be able to

slow cedar
#

kitty!

sterile tartan
#

I took some ibuprofen and am just ignoring it lmao. Not much else to do when my body decides it's evil

pliant fjordBOT
#

nasa Astronomy Pic of the Day: Messier 87

Explanation: Enormous elliptical galaxy Messier 87 is about 50 million light-years away. Also known as NGC 4486, the giant galaxy holds trillions of stars compared to the mere billions of stars in our large spiral Milky Way. M87 reigns as the large central elliptical galaxy in the Virgo galaxy cluster. An energetic jet from the giant galaxy's core is seen to stretch outward for about 5,000 light-years in this sharp optical and near-infrared view from the Hubble Space Telescope. In fact, the cosmic blow torch is seen across the electromagnetic spectrum from gamma-rays to radio wavelengths. Its ultimate power source is M87's central, supermassive black hole. An image of this monster in the middle of M87 has been captured by planet Earth's Event Horizon Telescope.

gusty crater
#

I have aquired Central Nervous System Stimulants DarkSide

tender marlin
#

My amount of grey minis has grown

gusty crater
lime sand
sterile tartan
#

For real lmao

#

They calmed down mostly. Just hurts to touch now. Which is also dumb, but less dumb I guess

lime sand
#

Progress!

tender marlin
#

And also decide which chapter I wanna paint my space marines

#

I really like this guy

#

One day once I have a ton of minis, I wanna get some just to leave around in random places around my state, or wherever I go, for other people to find them

#

I feel like it’d be kinda cool, like a lil Easter egg hunt

vague maple
#

my boy nova's a vykeen

#

(he's a korvax)

slow cedar
#

why is that in off topic

errant egret
#

Thy must do what thy script commandeth

lone gorge
elder shale
#

Harrnold Schwarzpotter

#

Sure feels good to go to work and it's not night anymore

#

Probably the only thing that bugs me about winter

slow cedar
vague maple
slow cedar
#

still on the topic of nms tho

errant egret
#

My existence hurts

#

I should not have slept 2hrs only

silent wagon
#

Yeah don't do that, lol

elder shale
#

Real

#

I prize the sleep much more nowadays

#

Even though I can't usually get more than 5-6 hours of sleep

errant egret
#

From a logical standpoint I should've slept more
From a tactical standpoint it was a justified sacrifice

elder shale
#

So I'm still a permanently exhausted pigeon, I'm just less grumpy about it GekHappy

errant egret
#

I have an essay due in 9am, its 7:34am, I finished the Essay at 5:11am

#

🔥

elder shale
#

Lmao nice

tender marlin
#

Chat

#

Cat

lone gorge
#

Due in 2 hours at 9am* the sleep deprivation is breaking your sentences even

errant egret
#

No thats how I usually speak

silent wagon
#

I work a shit manual labor job where I'm always outside in whatever ridiculous weather is currently happening and I usually do the 11 PM closing shift, I require at least 8 hours of sleep to be a functioning human being 😆

errant egret
#

If something need to be done at a certain time

#

I will say

#

X is due in 10am

#

Y is due in 12pm

gusty crater
#

Microsoft!!! You broke your license verification, why does this damn thing has a background now!?

elder shale
#

I work a 9 to 5 ish, and I couldn't imagine building schedules around something like that. Would fuck with ne

lone gorge
#

I do the 9-5

errant egret
errant egret
#

I feel better now

#

Handful of stetches and I feel all warmed up and ready to go

spiral zephyr
elder shale
#

You can get keys really cheap

#

Like as low as 2 euros

errant egret
#

You can pirate keys for free

#

And they're legit

elder shale
#

Or whatever currency ya use

lone gorge
#

Locksmiths make amazing keys

spiral zephyr
#

Yeah some of those cheap keys get disabled on occasion though, that's why I was asking

slow cedar
#

hey @elder shale look what showed up

gusty crater
elder shale
gusty crater
#

it didn't came with a key

lone gorge
#

Imagine actually calling a locksmith cuz your pc doesn’t have the key. I wonder what the locksmiths response would be

errant egret
#

On some devices

#

Honestly quite remarkable

lone gorge
#

I’ll get me tools

elder shale
gusty crater
lone gorge
errant egret
#

The tech industry continues to amaze me for all the wrong reasons 🙏

gusty crater
#

Now I will reset windows to show it wasnt a fluke

elder shale
#

This is a 2025 Windows 11, you can open it with a 2025 Windows 11

lone gorge
spiral zephyr
errant egret
errant egret
errant egret
#

Oh no neither have I

#

Except windows 11 killing my GPU

#

That's a minor issue though

spiral zephyr
#

Mine is working, for now 🤞

#

I did bypass the whole onedrive/ms account thing though GekHappy

#

And I hate how it brings up bing even when you want to search IN your own pc, wth is that all about lol

lone gorge
errant egret
lone gorge
#

Explosion? 💀

errant egret
#

Resulting in a minor electrical fire

elder shale
#

I always delay the updates until they're mandatory

lone gorge
#

Oh so literally yes

#

Explosion

#

😂

elder shale
#

And so farcs served me well

#

Far's*

lone gorge
#

I HATE electrical fire smell

#

Makes me nauseas

errant egret
#

Another minor issue is my CPU hitting about 108°C installing games

elder shale
lone gorge
#

Celcius!!?

elder shale
#

Electrical fires are no joke

errant egret
#

You're telling me lmao

lone gorge
#

Scorched cpu

errant egret
#

My CPU got a little toasty

#

She's fine now

lone gorge
#

It became the toast

errant egret
#

Blessed thing

pliant fjordBOT
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elder shale
#

Guntie pls

spiral zephyr
errant egret
#

Went to the Trusted Platform Module check

#

Changed a 0 to a 1

#

Suddenly I was able to install win 11

elder shale
lone gorge
elder shale
errant egret
#

But yea the uh

#

Issue with the GPU

#

Windows 11 NVidia GPU drivers

#

Have some line of code

#

That my GTX 1650 just cannot execute

#

Resulting in half working drivers

lone gorge
elder shale
#

The what

cursive agate
#

I want eggs now

lone gorge
#

Omg

elder shale
lone gorge
#

It heats your chimken as you game

elder shale
#

Is that just an air fryer with a ridiculous price tag

slow cedar
#

didn't pizza hut make a 3d-printable pizza heater for the PS5

lone gorge
#

ITS A CONSOLE

elder shale
#

OH NO IT'S AN ACTUAL CONSOLE WHAT

lone gorge
#

then an air fryer

elder shale
#

I bet it gets anfry

#

Ok funny typo

slow cedar
#

anfry

lone gorge
#

Technically air friers just use angry air

errant egret
elder shale
spiral zephyr
#

Angry molecules

elder shale
#

That being said, air fryer is probably the best appliance I ever spent money on

#

I don't remember the last time I fried anything in oil

lone gorge
#

I’d love a countertop convection oven

#

Air fryer basically the same

spiral zephyr
#

Air fryer + instant pot

lone gorge
#

Anything but this damn microwave

elder shale
#

I need a new microwave

#

I uh

#

Almost exploded mine

errant egret
#

I blew up my last microwave

#

I got bored

elder shale
#

Cat, this is becoming a concerning pyrotechnic trend

lone gorge
#

Wonder what’d happen if you microwaved a wicrowave

#

I’m keeping that typo

errant egret
#

Oops

#

Said the last part out loud

elder shale
lone gorge
#

Toilet bowl cleaner concussive force devices

spiral zephyr
elder shale
#

You fucking what

errant egret
#

In the UK its legal to have napalm but I'm not allowed to use it

elder shale
#

YEA???

errant egret
#

Then I break the law

#

It's only illegal when I use it

elder shale
#

I'm worried you're hoarding napalm

spiral zephyr
#

I prefer yaypalm

lone gorge
#

Don’t use it just unintentionally misplace it

elder shale
#

Because let me tell you, napalm burns are not fun

#

I'm scared for you

errant egret
#

I don't own a car

silent wagon
#

💀

lone gorge
#

Are there any fun burns?

#

😂

elder shale
#

Well uh

#

I don't judge kinks

errant egret
lone gorge
#

Capsaicin

#

Exception found

elder shale
#

Also remember when you used to play with candle wax and wait for it to dry on your finger

#

That's a fun burn

lone gorge
#

True…

#

Guilty

errant egret
#

Listen I just enjoy setting things on fire and blowing things up

#

I've only been hurt...twice

lone gorge
#

I’m a self diagnosed pyromaniac

elder shale
#

Yes that's called pyromania

lone gorge
#

I should NOT like fire so much

elder shale
#

And I'm legitimately concerned lmao

lone gorge
errant egret
#

Yea

#

Worked on My hair

lone gorge
#

DarkSide good

tender marlin
#

Mat pat

elder shale
sterile tartan
errant egret
#

You aren't the first nor the last to be

elder shale
#

Hi Spirit HeartExo

sterile tartan
#

Hiya

#

I want someone to buy me a book series so I don't have to save up for it
But this isn't a thing that just happens. So I shall save

errant egret
#

So you guys ever made thermite?

#

Nasty little bugger that is

#

Burns hotter than my hopes and aspirations

elder shale
#

Or eant to read

#

want

tender marlin
#

Flat pak

sterile tartan
#

Malazan, is what I wanna read

elder shale
#

I've gotten into reading again recently

errant egret
#

Shame I'm not American though

elder shale
#

Currently reading Politics by Aristotle

What's Malazan about? Name's familiar

sterile tartan
#

All I've got for you is it's big fantasy

elder shale
#

Fun

sterile tartan
#

And I've heard good stuff about it

elder shale
#

My girlfriend finished Onyx Storm recently, she says it's very good

lone gorge
sterile tartan
#

I liked it. Favorite in that series so far

lone gorge
#

I love brazing. Turns out

errant egret
#

I want

#

Gimme gimme

lone gorge
#

Was back in welding class in school lol

elder shale
#

I'm very picky with fantasy

#

Everything tends to be a little derivative without much depth

errant egret
#

It only burns at a couple thousand degrees Celsius

#

Luckily I haven't had to use it yet

sterile tartan
# elder shale Everything tends to be a little derivative without much depth

The Malazan author is apparently an anthropologist and archaeologist, and it ties into his series
The Malazan Book of the Fallen is a 10-volume epic fantasy series by Canadian author Steven Erikson. The series follows the campaigns of the Malazan Empire, a military-based society that has occupied much of the known world. The story features gods, mages, dragons, and humans, and explores themes like the nature of power, morality, and the cyclical nature of history.
That's what Wikipedia says for the overview

lone gorge
errant egret
lone gorge
#

Tad bit

errant egret
#

Must look beautiful though

lone gorge
#

You can make plasma by microwave a grape in a upside down cup

errant egret
#

I am buying a new microwave now

elder shale
errant egret
#

Just to do that

sterile tartan
lone gorge
#

PLASMA

#

such a cool word

sterile tartan
#

But someone I follow on YouTube who's also very picky about fantasy has high praise for it

elder shale
#

Le current read, just got to the office

errant egret
#

PLASMA

#

I was reading a book actually

#

One of the Warhammer ones

#

On the knife ears

elder shale
#

Oh cool which one

#

Oh Eldar are fun

errant egret
#

Path of the Warrior

#

iirc

elder shale
#

Ye decent read

errant egret
#

Last book I read before that was Metro 2035

#

Metro trilogy is an amazing read

spiral zephyr
sterile tartan
#

I plan to read those at some point
Not a priority and don't have them rn so, someday

lone gorge
#

Metro is so fucking good

elder shale
lone gorge
#

Beloved artyom

errant egret
#

I wanna read more Gun Gale Online light novels but I finish Book 3 and books 4,5 and 6 just dissappear from existence

spiral zephyr
errant egret
lone gorge
errant egret
#

I played the games then read the books lmao

#

Loved both

lone gorge
#

I started exodus again and like the first encounter is already just 3 minutes of you practically getting chewed on. Till some homies save you

errant egret
#

I can see where the games took inspiration from the books

elder shale
errant egret
#

Including both DLC

lone gorge
#

Like HOW does it look better

errant egret
#

4A studios never miss

#

That's how

lone gorge
#

Game crashes when I try launching the enhanced and throws some error at me lmao

#

But still

#

Regular is like, idek what I’m missing rly

errant egret
#

PC enhanced edition really only works if you have an RTX Card

lone gorge
#

Yea I only got a 1660 💀

errant egret
#

To see the difference

elder shale
#

Please appreciate my big cup for water/tea and his little coffee cup friend

lone gorge
#

I push that shit to its limits

#

And it’s a tank

errant egret
#

My 1650 out here fighting for its life when I load up WT

errant egret
lone gorge
#

I play on max settings for HD2 shadows and reflections on medium. I get only 28-45 at times fps.

errant egret
#

I wanna get a hi-vis vest like this guy has

lone gorge
#

mechanicus giggles

#

I like it

elder shale
#

I want it but rrd

#

Red

errant egret
#

There are many things I want tbf

sterile tartan
#

I just want more books and to immediately be good at crafts I try

errant egret
#

I want to immediately become good at coding

elder shale
lone gorge
#

Harpoons are so underrated

elder shale
#

Good luck

errant egret
elder shale
#

English and Portuguese

#

kek

errant egret
elder shale
#

Python, C#, and Java are my mains. Then I dabble in Javascript (Typescript) and markup languages as well

lone gorge
errant egret
#

I'm doing XML and Lua rn

#

Dabbling in Luau

elder shale
#

Lua is fun, some dumb rules but it's fun

#

Like how you start indexing at 1 instead of 0

lone gorge
errant egret
#

Mostly doing it as a hobby

errant egret
elder shale
#

Ye

errant egret
#

This just visually pleases my brain

lone gorge
#

I think I’ve tinkered with LUA files before, messing with some server settings in a game

#

Spawn rates, timers, etc

#

Not enough to know what I was doing unless the function specifically said it

errant egret
#

I'm pretty much handwriting an Lua mod that adds neuro sama music to barotrauma

vague hawk
pliant fjordBOT
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lime sand
#

That's crazy.... nms has better skies

lone gorge
#

I respect the dedication it takes to find places irl from other sources, then actually go there to compare it

#

I did that once with the division 2, apocalyptic aftermath of Washington DC. And it’s so damn accurate from everything I remember seeing irl there

lime sand
lone gorge
#

It’s almost a surreal feeling

lime sand
#

I think it's cool

lone gorge
#

Like “I’m standing where my character shot that person”

#

Fascinating

lime sand
#

"This right here, I shot an NPC" and over there is where I got shot

#

I can't believe it tossed a grenade in that Cafe around the corner

lone gorge
#

Also, I started thinking since the divisions all bout like being this governmental secret agency, and being in Washington etc, I tend to wonder how accurate the interiors of those buildings are to the real thing too. Obviously they can’t get access to restricted areas so I surmise they just create those maps. But like, inside the pentagons most “public accessible” areas, how accurate to real is it

zinc viper
lone gorge
#

Which I’ll never have that type of access irl

zinc viper
#

Its always cloudy here...

lime sand
lone gorge
#

Yea, but I mean at the developer level, do they go to the building, find the highest senior officer and ask for a tour? 😂💀

#

Ontop of photography they probably go out to take there own

#

But in a governmental building I’d love to know the logistics of it

zinc viper
lone gorge
#

Like “I’m putting your building in my game, I wanna recreate it, can you show me all of it?”

Devs probably get the BEST tour guides

zinc viper
lone gorge
#

The first crews map was done exceptionally imo

#

Obv you’re not gonna have EVERY road in the US 😂 but it felt like enough. number 2 was not great. Personally not a fan of that one

zinc viper
#

New York had no empire state for example lmao

lone gorge
#

Then there’s the crew Motorfest too. Also garbage. Sorry to anyone that likes it

zinc viper
lone gorge
#

It sounds like a joke when I read that

#

But yea.. that’s a super downgrade. No offense to Hawaii, they’re awesome 💀

zinc viper
#

Yeah i mean

#

If they did Hawaii

#

They could've made some other US Island

lone gorge
#

Hell test drive unlimited had a better map than them

pliant fjordBOT
elder shale
lone gorge
#

hey hooman y u upside down?

rocky cipher
#

no pic perms but Sivatherium looks straight outta NMS lol

sleek coral
#

@rotund yacht what do you operate as an operative?

rotund yacht
#

but I can tell I do stuff with my pc and stuff magically happens around world

#

lmao

lone gorge
#

Secret agent spy person 😎

sleek coral
rotund yacht
#

or media or elections, nada

sleek coral
#

Someone controls Nada too?

#

No wonder that thing has the space anomaly milklaugh

rotund yacht
sleek coral
#

Yeah, lol. It does but I thought of Nada from NMS.

rotund yacht
#

poor Nada who ever gave that name

sleek coral
sleek coral
rotund yacht
lone gorge
#

Pfftttt I bust into DMS like the goddamn koolaide man

sleek coral
lone gorge
#

OH YEAAAAHHH

rotund yacht
#

omg been having worst kinda dms in these few years Nmsus some send direct gore or slurs or threats cause muting them/banning for posting very bad stuff in server

#

I had dms blocked for very long time

sleek coral
#

Yeah, I get those from time to time. Doesn’t affect me much, discord’s block and report function is really nice.

sleek coral
tender marlin
#

You know what I kinda miss ngl?

#

And please don’t call me cringe TwT

#

Fidget spinners

elder shale
#

Get one

tender marlin
#

I wanna

elder shale
#

My "fidget spinner" is a toy I got from my niece's kinder egg I have on my desk, has wheels on it so I just swing it back and forth on my desk sometimes lol

brisk jasper
edgy egret
elder shale
#

Happy Love Your Pet day, Deoxys HeartExo

polar zealot
#

i clocked in for work, but now im just sitting here

elder shale
#

Hi Lemon, good to see you

mint spear
#

My works dead I'm just playing civ lol

elder shale
#

I wish

mint spear
#

6 not 7, Civ 7 low-key pisses me off lol
It needs like 72 patches for the UI, menus, various information ect

#

The leader selection abit odd too
Why is USA Harriet

elder shale
#

Pushing through the last hour and a half of work

mint spear
#

Nice I'm waiting for all three episodes to get into ff7r but hope you enjoy

#

I like how tifa the main girl now

tight pagoda
#

yup Gabe is my dog. he woke up went outside to go potty, came back inside, ate, then went back to my bed to sleep XD

elder shale
#

Beloved Gabe

tight pagoda
#

after a week, he gets more of my bed than I do

#

he knows it too, when i push him aside on it he stretches out

elder shale
#

Freya likes to sleep on top of me so when I want to move she gets up, stretches, waits for me to stop moving and plops back on whatever surface area of my body is available

#

Cutiepie

wheat sierra
# mint spear My works dead I'm just playing civ lol

I started up a fresh game of 5 today. Morocco on the other continent is trying to run away with a culture victory. Their territory is all tight peninsula so any invasion is going to be a disaster until bombers are available. Bad news? Those are about 100 turns away.

tender marlin
#

Hi chat

#

Feeling sick is the new normal

elder shale
#

Feel better ❤️

tender marlin
#

I won’t

#

I’ve felt sick for months

#

It’s not a sickness

#

It’s being scared

elder shale
#

🫂

tender marlin
#

And space marine 2 is starting to fumble the bag too

#

I’m genuinely so close to my tipping point

slow cedar
#

D:

tender marlin
#

:<

edgy egret
teal raptor
#

hiii