off-topic-bond-james-bond

[slow cedar]

they stopped once i learned how to get IPs tho 😔

[steady pebble]

yeah soup cat, you can see why i cant say those jokes on public here

[slow cedar]

yup

[errant egret]

I suppose public IP dropping is fun

[slow cedar]

i bet it is
but it's also illegal

[errant egret]

Actually it isn't

Only dropping private IP is

[slow cedar]

oh

[steady pebble]

@errant egret do you wanna hear those jokes as well?

[errant egret]

Public IP is publicly accessible information

[errant egret]

Nah

[errant egret]

Mostly because I've known you for a sum total of 5 minutes and that's not enough to warrant you being added

[steady pebble]

i dont think you have to add me to DM

[errant egret]

I have my server DMs disabled

Only friends can DM me

[steady pebble]

alright, fair enough

[slow cedar]

i have mine enabled and it didnt work for some reason

[errant egret]

Cutely denies message request

Anyways in the form of like public IP address dropping

[slow cedar]

oh it might be this

[steady pebble]

cute is a over statement lol

[errant egret]

I did use an IP grabber on myself

To test

And the public IP address will essentially paint about a 3 mile radius circle that will have your location in it

[slow cedar]

yeah

mine says im in a city 8 hours away

[steady pebble]

thats why i dont show my real name on anything ever

[errant egret]

Suppose it depends like

[slow cedar]

hi nate

[steady pebble]

even my starbucks account is under my fake name

[opaque tartan]

@silent wagon Thor

[errant egret]

Where your ISPs uplink to the wider Internet is

[opaque tartan]

Yo kiddo 🦾 🫂

[silent wagon]

Thor, you say

[errant egret]

Mine for example is quite close

[steady pebble]

i got my fake name originally because of my brother

[opaque tartan]

Played a couple of games to get used to him, went MVP in the second game

He's ridiculous

[slow cedar]

what's the fake name?
or can you not say that either

[steady pebble]

he didnt wanna go to court ordered AA, so i signed his AA sheet under a fake name. used it since

[silent wagon]

Thor fun af

[slow cedar]

ah

what's an AA sheet?

[opaque tartan]

Addicts Anonymous?

[steady pebble]

alcoholics anon

[slow cedar]

oh

[errant egret]

Anti Aircraft

[slow cedar]

right

[errant egret]

Oh close enough

[slow cedar]

:)

[silent wagon]

@opaque tartan Join my game, ya dong

[opaque tartan]

Proper jokes

[steady pebble]

ill tell you my fake name tho lol

[opaque tartan]

Omw

[steady pebble]

Bob Boclair

[slow cedar]

boboboclair

[steady pebble]

short for Bobert Boclair

[slow cedar]

lol

[steady pebble]

all my online accounts are under my fake name, Bob Boclair

[slow cedar]

nice

[errant egret]

Kid in my college class named bob

I call him kid but he's older than me lmao

[silent wagon]

Storm, eh @opaque tartan

[steady pebble]

thats a terrible name

[errant egret]

Nah its Bob for short he has some long Dutch name I'm not gonna say

[slow cedar]

i knew someone named bob
Robert

[steady pebble]

thats why i use it as my fake name lol

its so bad, but easily forgetable

[errant egret]

My name is Bobr Kurwa

[slow cedar]

bobr

[errant egret]

Ifykyk

[slow cedar]

i do not know

[steady pebble]

Bobr lol

[slow cedar]

my name is inigo montoya

you killed my father
prepare to die

[errant egret]

https://youtu.be/55n9ayurtxc

There's me

[slow cedar]

aw man

[errant egret]

Bober Kurwa

[steady pebble]

the princess bride is a good movie

[errant egret]

L

[slow cedar]

i dont even remember any of it 💀

just that one line

[steady pebble]

do you remember...

[slow cedar]

no

[errant egret]

I forgor

[slow cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-i-forgot-i-forgor-gif-22449575

[errant egret]

Oh it's 6am

[slow cedar]

damn

[errant egret]

Less than optimal

[slow cedar]

have you been up all night or did you get up super early

💀

[errant egret]

Up all night because I had a monster at 8pm

[slow cedar]

damn

[steady pebble]

do you remember

[slow cedar]

not a good idea

[steady pebble]

the 1991 movie The Addams Family? with paul julia, and christopher loyd

[errant egret]

Monster fuels the inner femboy coder I am

While I work on converting my XML mod for barotruama to Lua

[steady pebble]

so you dont remember addams family

[slow cedar]

my nickname was "soup cat the sleep deprived" when i was working on a python project lol

[steady pebble]

what about

Tremors?

[slow cedar]

man i am not that old

[steady pebble]

neither am i lol

[errant egret]

Python scripting my hated

[slow cedar]

[steady pebble]

i love alot of movies that are faaaaaaaaar older than i am

[slow cedar]

python jumpscare

[errant egret]

Nooooo

I have to relearn Python for my CySec course

[steady pebble]

in fact, i love old stuff so much, i got a song for you all

[slow cedar]

damn

it's not that hard

i wrote a 650-line thing one time 💀

no idea how it got so long

[steady pebble]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIIU9xkGAMs

[errant egret]

It will be hard because I gotta squeeze it between my recently revived XML knowledge and me learning Lua

[steady pebble]

imbed that song please soup cat

[slow cedar]

why would you learn Lua?

[slow cedar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIIU9xkGAMs

[steady pebble]

thank you

[slow cedar]

1968

damn

[steady pebble]

SIR tom jones is a icon

[slow cedar]

UMG again

[lucid granite]

Weak error catching 😔

[errant egret]

1. Roblox scripting is in Lua. Brother wants me to help with a game he's working on
2. Barotrauma Lua mods tend to offer more customisation compared to XML

[slow cedar]

ah

[slow cedar]

how would you make it better?

[steady pebble]

everyone in life period has heard tom jones songs, you just cant put a name to the music

[lucid granite]

Parse every value of the provided string to ensure that every character is in fact a number before you cast it into an int

[slow cedar]

the input is already restricted to digits

[lucid granite]

Also it’s cute that python lets you directly cast strings into ints

[lucid granite]

Oh sick

[steady pebble]

yall talk nerd coding, ill be here listening to tom jones lol

[slow cedar]

yeah it makes it more user-friendly and easier for me as well :P

-# btw it's on github

-# just saying

[lucid granite]

GitHub is all the way over there 😩

[steady pebble]

GitHug is all the way over here

[slow cedar]

alll the way on the left side of my screen

with my other bookmarks

oh shit i gtg now

[steady pebble]

all the way in your trash bin, on the left side of your screen lol

[slow cedar]

[slow cedar]

on mac it's on the right

also

[steady pebble]

if you gotta go soup cat, goodnight lol

[errant egret]

I remember feeding chat GPT like a 1000 line XML script for my mod since it wasn't working and i couldn't see what and this mf went

"Yea your </Item> tag on line 489 is incorrect. You have it written as </item> when it should be capitalised."

And I just lost it inside

[steady pebble]

sounds like a foreign language

[errant egret]

And that's not the worst bit

Barotrauma has 2 XML files usually

Filelist.xml
Items.xml

And I was wondering why my mod wouldn't load any items

[steady pebble]

yeah, speak english. not nerd lol

[errant egret]

Turns it I somehow deleted the line linking my items.xml to my file list

It usually tends to help your filelist by telling it what to load

[steady pebble]

still doesnt sound like english

if you want premium nerd tho...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Tvy_Pbe5NA

[errant egret]

So here what I was missing was

<Item file="%ModDir%/Items/items.xml" />

[steady pebble]

speak english not C++ lol

[errant egret]

XML is remarkably simple

Anyways I'm gonna sleep

[silent wagon]

@opaque tartan brb

[opaque tartan]

Yeah getting that proficiency up

She's great support

Played with her in competitive and it was good

[silent wagon]

She's nuts

Also I'm back, you ready? @opaque tartan

[opaque tartan]

Yeah bro, I'm here

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[silent wagon]

We just got our asses saved by a shark, LMFAOOOOOOO @opaque tartan

[tardy juniper]

https://tenor.com/view/that's-good-shark-creepy-smile-finding-nemo-bruce-gif-17492935190501204678

[sterile tartan]

Your team has fun names @silent wagon @opaque tartan
Lmao

[gusty crater]

https://tenor.com/view/but-the-crimes-thy-kind-have-commited-against-humanity-are-not-forgotten-gif-9402896136554091532

[silent wagon]

@opaque tartan I exist to be a problem as Peni, lol

[opaque tartan]

She's the biggest problem

The mines

That's why she went Lord first

[silent wagon]

😆

[opaque tartan]

There was a Moon Knight called GayButtJuice

[sterile tartan]

amazing

You guys don't need healers it's fine

[opaque tartan]

I keep having to switch

And some of these people are pure dogshit

I'm going AFK for this one

[silent wagon]

Not one mfer ever hunted down that Iron Man 💀

[silent wagon]

Why do I have the most kills as Loki

[opaque tartan]

Because I didn't get any heals till they had 70% capped

Pointless being a tank in that match

Playing as Storm was worse, some people can't look up

Give them an analog stick with all the directions

Looks left and right

[silent wagon]

I'm tweaking, what are these teammates 😭

[opaque tartan]

Bro this is why I stick to Europe servers

Great games all day

Got to get ready for the grind

Play later @silent wagon

[silent wagon]

👌

[steady pebble]

who is your profile pic? that looks like Kat Williams

[silent wagon]

A Pimp Named Slickback, lol. Voiced by Katt Williams 😆

[opaque tartan]

It's cryptachronakonalight

[steady pebble]

Boondocks, now that was a funny show

i actually saw Katt WIlliams live, last year in 24

it sucked

[opaque tartan]

https://youtu.be/7Uq73PZ4nzE

[steady pebble]

he wasnt as funny as he used to be

[steady pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/mad-talking-bonnet-like-a-gangsta-gif-5208308693286438219

[opaque tartan]

Charlie Murphy was hilarious

@steady pebble @silent wagon https://youtu.be/S1hWGcMDScE

[steady pebble]

we can do this the easy way, or the hard way, the choice is yours

[opaque tartan]

Boondocks was so funny

[steady pebble]

i own all of Boondocks on dvd lol

no one was more funny than Uncle Ruckus (no relation)

[opaque tartan]

https://youtu.be/irxNduxRyWo

[steady pebble]

the only person as funny as uncle ruckus

Grandad

[opaque tartan]

Grandad was brilliant

He was the funniest thing about Friday for me too

[steady pebble]

that show is so racist tho

but i cant help but love it

[opaque tartan]

Head in the fridge, eating, all, the food

[opaque tartan]

Nah it's playing on how black and coloured people get treated

It's really not far from the truth

Maybe not these days

[steady pebble]

the show was actually made by a white guy tho

who is married to a black lady

[opaque tartan]

With lots of black actors

I swear the dude is black though

[steady pebble]

nope, creator of show is white

[opaque tartan]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aaron_McGruder

[steady pebble]

he worked on the boondocks, but he wasnt the guy who pitched the show and made the first draft lol

[opaque tartan]

Who was then

Just need a name

Still not racist if you're highlighting what people deal with

The only reason I know about the show is because of black people

[mental plaza]

I found a guy that looks like Sean working in a restaurant

If Sean was Mario he'd be Luigi

[opaque tartan]

@thick stump

[silent wagon]

The cast was black, it was written by black people for black people, and it's a huge part of 2000s black culture

[thick stump]

Is that yours? 😄

[lime sand]

And it was great

[opaque tartan]

Shut up ahahahahahaha

If only I was lucky enough to have Sonya on my Visa Electron

@thick stump https://youtu.be/FCtSZTykCP8

https://youtu.be/ysKWHLkI4gk

[steady pebble]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqbk9cDX0l0&t=12s

[thick stump]

Lol

[opaque tartan]

https://youtu.be/ZfHIpSTYQ-E

@thick stump bruv this was so sad

It's like we grew up with that dog mate

[thick stump]

Ian Beale, he went through some shit didn't he lol

[opaque tartan]

Ahahahaha

[opaque tartan]

I've got nuffin

https://youtu.be/mlpYAaS2Efc

[steady pebble]

youve got nuffin? well i have muffins

[opaque tartan]

I want muffins!

[steady pebble]

banana chocolate chip muffins lol

[thick stump]

Don't think I've ever had banana muffins

[steady pebble]

its only good with chocolate chips, otherwise a banana muffin is just banana bread

[opaque tartan]

@thick stump https://youtu.be/zcAqR-Hs9II

[glossy saddle]

Try banana with blueberry muffins, combination is just perfect

[steady pebble]

dont think ive had banana blueberry combo

[glossy saddle]

I am the one who thought of this since that day I did the mix on a day out for icecream at Basket robbin ( usa)

[steady pebble]

Server Nickname is linking old songs, but i cant embed videos, too new to NMS discord

can someone embed a song for me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s

embed this song please

[opaque tartan]

Nah it's old British comedy, just need to level up for embeds

Shouldn't be too long

[steady pebble]

british comedy

hmm

the Fry and Laurie show?

[opaque tartan]

Yeah I used to watch that

And Hale & Pace

[steady pebble]

im american, but i love british comedy tv shows

[opaque tartan]

Two Ronnies was my shit though

[opaque tartan]

Something we can all appreciate eh

[steady pebble]

but have you heard of this show

[opaque tartan]

I've been watching some African stand up comedians recently

[steady pebble]

THE IT CROWD?

[opaque tartan]

Yeah ofc

[steady pebble]

any good comedian?

[opaque tartan]

I've seen most things with Chris Morris in them

[opaque tartan]

There was a couple of Nigerian ones that were good, need to go back over YT history

And a South African guy

[steady pebble]

i love comedy shows, as in comedians. ive seen 2 comedians live and just bought tickets for a third

[opaque tartan]

Noice

I've been to a few gigs

[steady pebble]

ive seen Jeff Dunham and Katt Williams live

[opaque tartan]

Both really funny, saw that you said Katt wasn't that good live though

[steady pebble]

just bought tickets to see Matt Rife

[opaque tartan]

I find Matt Rife funny

[steady pebble]

yeah his show sucked. he isnt as funny now as he used to be in the 90's

[opaque tartan]

Same happened to Eddie Murphy

Watched Raw and Delirious couple weeks ago though

[steady pebble]

but man, Matt Rife, now that dude is FUNNY

[opaque tartan]

I was watching some Josh Johnson and didn't find it that funny, couple of good jokes

[steady pebble]

unfortunately, the only tickets i could get to matt rife in my state (usa)

are terrible seats, so far back i need a magnifying glass to see the dude

[opaque tartan]

Make sure you heckle loud enough

Get brought up on stage maybe

[steady pebble]

always

i will get drunk and OWN matt rife on his crowdwork lol

[opaque tartan]

LOL

[steady pebble]

and be more rated R than he is lol

[opaque tartan]

His crowdwork is really good too

Rene Vaca

[steady pebble]

yeah matt rife is best with his crowdwork, like making jokes about all the disabled people on his shows

he loves wheelchair jokes

Wheelchair jokes and Red Flags

even tho the seat is crap, im excited to see him live in a month

[opaque tartan]

If you're pissing people off, you're doing something right

[steady pebble]

did you hear his line of jokes about his grandpa and his grandpas pocket 🐱

[pearl coyote]

Mornin

[mighty forge]

Good morrow good sir

[dim pendant]

All hail Nexus! 👋🏻

All hail Atlas!

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[lone gorge]

they introduced a shovel into HD2 finally and everyone is going fucking nuts about it XD

it even digs

IT SO GODDAMN COOL!!!!!

[gusty crater]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-gif-8197900

[lusty niche]

Hi everyone

[errant egret]

Hello hello

[long maple]

not a huge part of 2000 culture but it has it s moments

[sand solstice]

mornin

[upper flame]

Diggy diggy hole

[lone gorge]

u can make from what ive heard up to a 5 ft deep hole, and roughly about a 10ft long trench at that 5 ft depth

roughly shoulder height deep

[upper flame]

Nice!!

[untold briar]

@bold torrent on skibidi

[bold torrent]

Guh

[untold briar]

Hmmmm

HMMMMMMM

Misinformation

[tribal ginkgo]

skibidi sky

[untold briar]

Real asf bro

No mans skibidi

[tight pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/ban-him-gif-12009624381487710447

[tight pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/digital-circus-the-amazing-digital-circus-digital-circus-meme-meme-mods-ban-him-gif-7213637615208455227

[night quartz]

I love Hush

[tight pagoda]

?

[west sparrow]

I'm thinking of a 💡

Any modding nerds can help answering questions

[midnight galleon]

hi

[tight pagoda]

hi 🙂

i need to leave, but hi ^^

[midnight galleon]

sad

have fun!

wherever you may be off to

[tight pagoda]

im seeing a dentist

[midnight galleon]

very cool

[tight pagoda]

not going to have fun k love you bye!

XD

[midnight galleon]

shiny white teeth

[tight pagoda]

jk im weird right now

see ya later on

[west sparrow]

I hate dentist their paid sadist

So can we modify this game for no online

Any hackers out there

I would love to learn code again

[night bobcat]

If you mean NMS, this channel is for everything except NMS

#nms-modding

[opaque tartan]

They give you drugs already?

Get me some

[untold briar]

PLEASE

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[sleek coral]

Whar happ?

[sleek coral]

Murphyyyyy

[lone gorge]

with da natural turkey leg :3

[edgy egret]

Lol

[opaque tartan]

@sterile tartan damn these impulse purchases

[sterile tartan]

Catzilla

[opaque tartan]

Something potentially better than Catzilla

This

[sterile tartan]

Dino pasta dino pasta

[verbal wadi]

Hello sigmas

[untold briar]

Skibidi skibidoo friend

I miss your arm 😦

[verbal wadi]

😂😂😂😂 good one mate

[verbal wadi]

Me too

[lone gorge]

pastasauras

[visual thicket]

Hey guys

[untold briar]

Hi pookie

[visual thicket]

How's the air up there

[verbal wadi]

Hello leshter!

[untold briar]

Hard R is crazy

[verbal wadi]

Ma leshter!

[lone gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/stewie-griffin-squint-eyes-suspicious-doubt-gif-9773820164031851317

[verbal wadi]

What

[tribal ginkgo]

Skibidi skibidanger I am the gek rearranger

Am I allowed to say i want to unalive all gek

[untold briar]

I'm so off topic rn

[untold briar]

Yes

[tribal ginkgo]

Yipee

[untold briar]

Given that the Gek are scarily similar to a certain faction who was quite powerful around let's say in the late 1930s

[tribal ginkgo]

Those damn gekkers

[opaque tartan]

https://youtu.be/0f42rroNTbs

[untold briar]

Ackshually this is no mans sky discussion and shouldn't be in off topic 🤓☝️

[tribal ginkgo]

Erm ackshually you're a gekker

[untold briar]

Hard R's today are wild

[tribal ginkgo]

What's up my gekka

The Kool Korvax Krew

Otherwise abbreviated to

Something..

[lone gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/no-nick-cage-nicolas-cage-the-unbearable-weight-of-massive-talent-nope-gif-25135473

[opaque tartan]

As a Korvax, all I can say is

They can Gek the fuck out

Filthy Gek scum

[wheat sierra]

Hmm, I'm sure this guy won't say anything else wildly inappropriate.

[opaque tartan]

That's role play

[night bobcat]

I can promise he won't

Oh you mean Nate?

Pfff, scroll up

Those goons are done

[brisk jasper]

Nate has said worse

A lot worse

[opaque tartan]

Way worse

But imo all deserved

And not a shred of being apologetic

Just like Catzilla, zero fucks given

Tokyo gonna get bun

[cursive agate]

Floofy & fren shaped

[eternal thorn]

The same kids from before huh

They strike me as the type to celebrate the mute as some sort of achievement

[wheat sierra]

We just can't handle their jokes and are very triggered, you must understand.

[eternal thorn]

I guess when you got nothing else going for you, celebrate the little things

[wheat sierra]

I blame the hate machines for pumping out propaganda faster to young men far faster than John Brown's Body hits their ears.

[opaque tartan]

Discord Platinum Trophy

[opaque tartan]

Nah it's just kids being edgy

They're gonna say a bunch of shit they don't understand or believe in

[eternal thorn]

Nate you can't say more than that or they'll claim you're yapping

I miss the days when kids would mockingly say 'old man' if they found out you were old

Now it's 'unc'

Brain rot

[wheat sierra]

Oldhead.

[lone gorge]

boomer

[eternal thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/future-now-old-man-gif-15305474

[wheat sierra]

That show was way better than it still has right to be. Everyone carried their weight and then some.

[slow cedar]

it's a bit cold

[eternal thorn]

Eh could be colder

[slow cedar]

could be

at least it's not -40

it was actually -38 earlier

[lone gorge]

holy....its actually moderately warm here. 43 degrees F

[slow cedar]

damn

now what is that in real temperature?

oh only like 7

it's warm for winter

[opaque tartan]

That's all I had to say

[lone gorge]

we recently had a week where it got into the negatives. so for us its a warm spell

[opaque tartan]

Got some dumb dumbs from your neck of the woods making IRA jokes

God they're morons

Dare them to come here and open their mouth

[slow cedar]

ok so 0 -> 100F is -17.7 -> 37.7 C

[lone gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/pop-cat-gif-4564454694708864673

[slow cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/pop-cat-gif-4564454694708864673

[visual thicket]

Hey guys

[opaque tartan]

Few thousand miles too far away

[gusty crater]

https://tenor.com/view/pop-cat-gif-4564454694708864673

Also i found another gif with my favourite Internet cat

https://tenor.com/view/amigos-gif-23741470

[slow cedar]

an yes that one

[gleaming owl]

They prolly shouldnt be shaking a cat like that

Looks angry about it too

[lone gorge]

my fave is and always will be I GO MEOW cat

[gusty crater]

https://tenor.com/view/but-the-crimes-thy-kind-have-commited-against-humanity-are-not-forgotten-gif-9402896136554091532

Very angry

[slow cedar]

i used it once

[slow cedar]

[lone gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/i-go-meow-gif-14888915591449967112

[dry bison]

wtf is unc? Sounds like something an orc would say

[slow cedar]

you're an unc

[lone gorge]

imma artist

[dry bison]

I'm old enough to know better. Too young to care. The rocks will sing my praise while the ocean still thinks I am cool.

Imagine being so bad at humanity, even evolution regrets you.

[slow cedar]

oh hey i randomly looked up and saw a plane

[visual thicket]

Unc, Orc, same thing

[dry bison]

Was it tho....

[slow cedar]

yes

[visual thicket]

Aliens

[slow cedar]

it was very plane-shaped

[visual thicket]

Plane shaped alien

[slow cedar]

i would show you but my camera is so bad 💀

[dry bison]

I meant was it random.

[slow cedar]

oh

idek why i looked up

[dry bison]

The sound of a plane is very soundy

[slow cedar]

i'm inside

[dry bison]

Ceiling planes are new

[slow cedar]

next to a very big window

[dry bison]

I can hear planes above my home pretty regularly

[slow cedar]

yeah me too

but i'm not at my house

and this plane wasn't taking off / landing so it was pretty high up

[opaque tartan]

Has it started?

[slow cedar]

has what started?

[dry bison]

I live within a hundred miles of a warplane museum. We regularly have warplanes flying overhead from ww2.

[slow cedar]

oh cool

[dry bison]

It's a tourist thing

[slow cedar]

i've been to a warplane museum one time

there was an f-104 and an f-16

[opaque tartan]

Is the Nerd Reich invading?

[slow cedar]

lots of other ones too that i forgot their names

[slow cedar]

maybe

[opaque tartan]

Shit son

Get your beaver hats on

[slow cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/mandy-gif-207505086065734093

[lone gorge]

ALLEN!

[dry bison]

There's a shitty ass bomber that likes to fly all over southern ontario that is so loud that if you didn't know it, you'd think that you were going to get bombed.

[slow cedar]

oh damn

wait i might have a picture of a B-17 i saw one time

[dry bison]

It's enormous

[slow cedar]

was it 17?
i don't rember

[opaque tartan]

Maple Patrol

Imagine dumping a bunch of maple syrup on something

Sticky situation

[lone gorge]

and then paper shreds

[opaque tartan]

I like how you think

Forget tar and feather

[lone gorge]

modern tar n feathering someone

[opaque tartan]

Syrup and confetti

[lone gorge]

glitter

[opaque tartan]

Sounds a bit fruity tbh

[dry bison]

lube and glitter

[opaque tartan]

OI

MUMBLES

[lone gorge]

calm down diddy

[slow cedar]

i'd eat it all

[opaque tartan]

NO

[opaque tartan]

Waffle carpet bomb afterwards

[slow cedar]

yum

😋

i actually had a waffle this morning

[opaque tartan]

This is the tastiest war we've ever had

[opaque tartan]

Didn't share, down with Soup

[slow cedar]

D:

i'll never share my waffles

[opaque tartan]

L'eggo my Eggo

[slow cedar]

i don't even like eggos all that much

[dry bison]

https://tenor.com/view/waffles-waffle-day-bath-bath-time-me-time-gif-14412473

[slow cedar]

lmao

[tardy juniper]

Waffles are good, eggos are not made entirely of food

[slow cedar]

"not made entirely out of food"
i'm gonna use that

[quaint adder]

Ngl so are humanz

[eternal thorn]

Short for Uncle but gen A kids can't handle more than one syllable

[opaque tartan]

Stop trying to take my microsplastics away

[lone gorge]

micwopwastics

[opaque tartan]

@lone gorge @silent wagon

[dry bison]

Ah.

[dry bison]

Sounds like marge simpson choking to death

[eternal thorn]

God is that really how he sounds

[tight pagoda]

getting my wisdom pulled from my mouth =p

im back

it wasnt today. i still have my wisdom. but the surgury is comming

[opaque tartan]

Pretty close

Imagine he got Taco Bell

🤣

[pliant fjord]

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[eternal thorn]

Wish I could still have taco bell

[opaque tartan]

I made quesadillas and shit my whole ass a week ago

[eternal thorn]

Cheap shitty food but it was good 15 years ago

[opaque tartan]

Worth it

[eternal thorn]

Real

[opaque tartan]

Beef ribs tonight though

Yeeeee boooeeey

[tight pagoda]

you need an intervention X)

have a burger instead

[eternal thorn]

No I mean I wish I could still have it

Celiac prevents me

[opaque tartan]

It would tear out his whole ass

[tight pagoda]

neat!

[opaque tartan]

And shoot chips out like ninja stars

[tight pagoda]

i mean...sorry

[eternal thorn]

That's fine I've got plenty of ass, should retain itself

[opaque tartan]

It's pretty neat

[opaque tartan]

For days

[tight pagoda]

XD

huh...im sorry though

i just got home

[opaque tartan]

Happens innit

[tight pagoda]

im kinda weird

[opaque tartan]

Like diabetes n shit

[opaque tartan]

About as weird as the rest of us

Probably less weird actually

Look at @lone gorge

[dry bison]

That taco bell review nobody thought to read...

[tight pagoda]

i mean, im "fun weird" not just weird =p

[opaque tartan]

What a freak show

[opaque tartan]

Positive review

[opaque tartan]

I felt that, shots fired

[lone gorge]

highly would not recommend

[dry bison]

Dude is shy

[opaque tartan]

Too bad, we want autographed pictures now

To my biggest fan

Fuck you

Love Jenks

[tight pagoda]

i want to drive past road workers one day and yell "nice asphalt" =p

[dry bison]

Only for fans

[opaque tartan]

Do it man

[tight pagoda]

i had another thought

[dry bison]

What if they aren't doing asphalt?

[opaque tartan]

Oh God, Kyle's on a roll

No Kyle, you can't finger paint the car

[tight pagoda]

i know! 2 thoughts in a single day!

[opaque tartan]

Yo just take care, 3 thoughts might hurt

[dry bison]

Gotta figure out more cat calls for male road workers

"You lay nice"

[opaque tartan]

Yeeeeeah, drop that asphalt brother

[dry bison]

You rake that soft rubble

[opaque tartan]

I bet you get all the bitumen

[dry bison]

"Wanna pave a real hot surface?"

[opaque tartan]

Pneumatic drillin

[tight pagoda]

i need to use a short cane now becouse my dog cant brace, the new ones are trained not to becouse of health and safety. they got me a add on for it that looks like a platter that you see on out riggers for cranes and latter trucks, you know, wide base more stability. my thought, when im with gabe is when i have to use the cane, i want to put on a blaze yellow vest, lay out traffic cones, and put on a hat with a flashing amber before i push myself up with the cane =p

[dry bison]

"Loving your gradient"

[dry bison]

Just scream "BEEP" over and over

[tight pagoda]

XD

noted, will do

XD

[opaque tartan]

Gabe needs a vest too then

This guy....

[dry bison]

Need to get back to the male roadcrew cat calls now

[opaque tartan]

Didn't even think about getting the dog a matching coat

@tight pagoda you need to go to bed mate

[tight pagoda]

XD

[opaque tartan]

When is gonna be home with you?

Or is he home now

[tight pagoda]

when -you- tell me to go to bed, thats how i know i went too far XD

he comes home friday

they bring him

[opaque tartan]

Wicked

[tight pagoda]

i am going to go beep beep beep if i fall over now XD

also, its only 3pm

no nap! XD

[opaque tartan]

9 here, gonna need to go for the poo run soon

[tight pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/demolition-man-three-seashells-sylvester-stallone-sandra-bullock-rob-schneider-gif-16565400

[opaque tartan]

Not my poo

I wish someone would walk around after me picking up my poo

[tight pagoda]

...

youre...not and american right? just making sure?

[lone gorge]

maids that do that are pretty expensive

[tight pagoda]

X)

[tight pagoda]

not everyone hires maids where you hire maids XD

[opaque tartan]

Nope

[opaque tartan]

Expenses are expenses

Swipe the company card

[edgy egret]

Bruh https://www.reddit.com/r/shittymoviedetails/s/oiIi8hVbx0

[tight pagoda]

this is what its like getting knocked out for surgury x.x

[opaque tartan]

I'm gonna need that soon too

Wisdoms

[tight pagoda]

i procrastinated

but now my dentist wants them out

[dry bison]

You're going to chase down someone else for their poo?

[opaque tartan]

Are they gonna stop me?

[tight pagoda]

hey you! pick up my poo! that was a family guy thing

[dry bison]

Probably.

[opaque tartan]

Wipe my button!

[dry bison]

Button?

[opaque tartan]

You clearly underestimate me

[dry bison]

https://tenor.com/view/im-sorry-dave-im-afraid-i-cant-do-that-gif-12928790

[opaque tartan]

https://youtube.com/shorts/SVV5r0CcxjM

[lone gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/parksandrec-gif-19588622

[tight pagoda]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4snZj3QSbz8

there was an outage i think

[lone gorge]

holy SHIT

[tight pagoda]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbUPf7KZH_w

❤️

[lone gorge]

ive never seen "Downdetector" comments go by so fast

in 2 mins itll go up by like 300 xD

that was for the literal minute discord went down for me xD

[tardy juniper]

[lone gorge]

XD 36k reports mustve all hit at one time xD

[tight pagoda]

i mean...people are social

[tardy juniper]

<insert conspiracy theory about outage>

[lone gorge]

Some rich billionaire did it

[tight pagoda]

it was a false flag attack sponsered by AOL to bring back instant messaging

[tardy juniper]

https://tenor.com/view/aliens-history-history-channel-meme-gif-10744300

[tight pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/alien-aliens-ufo-area51-storm-gif-14566708

[opaque tartan]

Yeah it shit itself

[dry bison]

Network test for future planned attack on network infrastructure.

[tight pagoda]

also...cool bike stuff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnSWDKfT7FQ

[opaque tartan]

2 CHAINZ

[tardy juniper]

it's off the chainz

[opaque tartan]

We all need 2 Chainz
https://youtu.be/SwQuLYw7734

[dry bison]

Appears the downtime was associated with the API. Anyone here that had discord down, are you on a cell phone?

Because I'm on PC and it wasn't down at all here.

[tardy juniper]

I didn't notice, but I was watching a movie

[lone gorge]

It was down on both for me

[tight pagoda]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AB7pBrudFbg

[opaque tartan]

I was out with the dogs

[dry bison]

It was down for 9 minutes.

Someone fucked up an update lol

Tripped over a wire

[opaque tartan]

9 minutes!

That's a whole lotta memes that didn't get sent

[dry bison]

It's going to be amusing if it makes it to a news outlet

"OMGERD 9 MINUTES NO CHAT ON DISCORD"

[opaque tartan]

https://youtu.be/EKu7TYWNxqA

[dry bison]

Here's a complete summary of the incident from the perspective of Discord

[tardy juniper]

shit happens

[tight pagoda]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9D8bPrtsTY

[steady pebble]

very american lol

[tight pagoda]

yup

[steady pebble]

im american as well, i understand lol

[tight pagoda]

its magical isnt it

XD

[steady pebble]

in the state i live in, about a hour and a half north of me is a place

its over like 10 square miles, you can rent any gun you want OR a ACTUAL tank to drive

[tight pagoda]

i wanna go shooting more, but i dont own

[steady pebble]

i like guns fine but

im more into archery

[tight pagoda]

archery is fun too

[steady pebble]

ive been into archery since i did it on boyscouts lol

[tight pagoda]

i mean you need to learn to keep the scout masters away =p

sorry XD

[steady pebble]

oh its fine lol

the scout masters are famous for F'ing their kids

[lone gorge]

Back in school when they taught archery it was the one and ONLY time I ever split an arrow. Won a big cookie for it 💀

[steady pebble]

a actual cookie?

[lone gorge]

yea they were massive

our school made em

[steady pebble]

sounds like chocolate chip then

[lone gorge]

yup xD

[steady pebble]

knew it xD

[tight pagoda]

our school had the best stuff crust pizza

[steady pebble]

no it didnt, you just didnt know better as a kid

[lone gorge]

We had shitty stuffed crust, but the normal pizza was so damn good

Extra greasy

[steady pebble]

those SHEET pizzas schools had?

[lone gorge]

Ew no. It was a real pizza

[fleet condor]

Shit now I want pizza

[lone gorge]

We got slices

[tight pagoda]

they put cheese sticks in the crust

[steady pebble]

never had "real" pizza from a school then

but when i was in middle school. i went to a native american school that my grandma accidently enrolled me it

[lone gorge]

The pizza sticks were the shitty crust on the stuffed crust pizza

[fleet condor]

And what do you mean with school? Pizza and school doesn’t sound like the best combo to me

[steady pebble]

it had the best food ever

[lone gorge]

Pizza was every Friday in school for me haha

[tight pagoda]

it was 20 years ago when i was in high school XD good pizza XD

[steady pebble]

School is why there is a movie i HATE lol

[tight pagoda]

before the "our kids are too fat" days

[steady pebble]

they showed this movie like every friday, for YEARS

[dry bison]

I hate the shit quality of cheese in crust stuffed pizza now a days

[lone gorge]

If it’s even more than 25% filled

Half of it usually is just air and crust

[steady pebble]

The Lion King. they showed it every friday for years

[dry bison]

The cheese has all of the texture of plastic

[lone gorge]

I recommend getting the garlic knot crust

[tight pagoda]

i wonder

[steady pebble]

thats too fast food of a pizza

[fleet condor]

we have mid food in my school, nobody uses the cafeteria because the caterer is dogshit.. the next best thing is an overpriced shop right in front of it

[lone gorge]

Or those pull off balls they have made into the crust

[slate pivot]

Just finished the cursed expedition 🎉🎉

[tight pagoda]

pizza on croissant bread

[pliant fjord]

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[tight pagoda]

i donno if i spelled that right

[steady pebble]

BRB tho, yall want me eating pizza. ill be back after i order one online lol

[tight pagoda]

share

[fleet condor]

It’s almost 12 am and I want pizza

[lone gorge]

Pineapple stuffed crust would make some people go insane

[steady pebble]

im actually fine with pineapple on pizza, soooo 🤷‍♂️

[tight pagoda]

me too

[steady pebble]

not my fav, but im fine with it

[tight pagoda]

sometimes it works

[fleet condor]

I eat just about any pizza, I don’t choose really

If im hungry I don’t care what’s in it

I’m eating it

[steady pebble]

sounds like you need a diet lol

[lone gorge]

I do not like hot pineapple but I do like both. I don’t like them together cuz one is cold the other is hot. It’s not to do with the taste. I like the taste

[fleet condor]

Taste is subjective, I wasn’t talking about the quantity

[tight pagoda]

im going to say something dumb

this is a warning

[steady pebble]

alright, brb, ordering a pizza from a local joint (its not fast food pizza)

[lone gorge]

Something dumb

Beat that

[tight pagoda]

a burrito is just a mexican hot pocket

=p

[lone gorge]

We should make dual sided pizza. I mean we’re wasting 50% of the space

[dry bison]

By that logic: A mexican is just a southamerican hat

[fleet condor]

Chocolate pizza

[tight pagoda]

a hat?

[dry bison]

Things on top of heads

[tight pagoda]

i dont get it

https://tenor.com/view/brain-information-doesnt-fit-gif-9250302

[tight pagoda]

dairy queen had a Treatsa pizza that did that

[dry bison]

It was gross

I bought it.

Shit was just a horrible cookie

Here. Have a cookie. Put ice cream on it.

[lone gorge]

I wish I had a lava cake rn

[tight pagoda]

you know, if you make crust that is an open lattes...and if the cheese is cooked enough you might beable to do that

like you know when you over cook cheese when it gets crispy

[lone gorge]

ik what you mean with the cheese yea, but im confused at "crust thats is an open lattes."

If you mean Open lattice, i still dont know what u mean. like i cant mentally picture it XD. what do you mean ? haha

cuz i cant think of how youd cook it. it has to sit on one side,

dough is a pain to work with

[tight pagoda]

like pie crust

you know were its criss cross

[lone gorge]

ok but how are you cooking that

[tight pagoda]

in a stove...duh

X) sorry

[lone gorge]

one sides gonna be face down, either spilling all the toppings off, or burnt to hell pressed against the bottom of the pan in the stove

[tight pagoda]

you could...huh

hang it off something

[lone gorge]

thats why i thought maybe hang it. but...its dough

[tight pagoda]

air cook it

[lone gorge]

i thought a conveyor like a bed of nails

open airflow

thru an oven

[tight pagoda]

donno

[lone gorge]

but the toppings on bottom

theyd dump off xD

[tight pagoda]

thats the cheese

[lone gorge]

dual sided pizza may break physics

[tight pagoda]

over cook it where its crispy

and solid

then...fill it

[lone gorge]

wouldnt it just drip off?

[tight pagoda]

like a cazone?

[lone gorge]

i mean the cheese dont start melted even

[tight pagoda]

...yes

[lone gorge]

how is it stayin on the bottom

[tight pagoda]

...i am a lousy cook, why are you asking me these questions XD

i do arty animation things XD

[lone gorge]

think outside the oven

or however that quote goes

[tight pagoda]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5LfAReqe-8

[median juniper]

Here's my opinion on what goes on a pizza, which may or may not be applicable to other areas of life. Your mileage may vary. Anyway, if it's my pizza, I'll put what I want on it, and leave off what I don't. Anyone that disagrees with my choices is perfectly welcome to get their own pizza and make different choices.

[slow cedar]

you put weird shit on pizza don't you

[median juniper]

I once ordered a pizza with onions, green pepper, and olives. No meat. I don't always get them that way, but sometimes I do.

[slow cedar]

no meat?

what's the point of pizza if there no meat

[median juniper]

It's got bread and cheese.

I like bread and cheese.

[slow cedar]

exactly
it's just bread and cheese 💀

and vegetables

[median juniper]

And seasonings.

[slow cedar]

still

you gotta have some kind of protein on it

[long maple]

ultra processed is the way to go

[tight pagoda]

im cold x.x

[median juniper]

It only takes a small amount of protein in a day to have enough. And the typical pizza dough has about 2 to 4 grams per ounce.

[tight pagoda]

im going to go make dinner

see ya

[long maple]

if you weigh 200lbs your body needs at least 70g of protein per day

[brisk jasper]

are you shaming someone for eating a pizza, one of the most versatile foods that you can eat basically any way you want, without meat?

[slow cedar]

pizza is just better with meat
but you don't need specifically meat you can put other proteins on it

[brisk jasper]

c'mon man, of all the foods to shame people for eating in the way they want, you have to pick pizza

[median juniper]

You'll hear a lot of talk about gluten in some circles. Gluten is a long protein chain that forms when you mix water with wheat flour, and that's what makes the pizza dough stretchy.

[brisk jasper]

Gluten is a big deal because some people are allergic to it

[slow cedar]

i used to be

got over it ig

[median juniper]

Now some people have an allergy to it, and it tears the hell out of their digestive systems.

[slow cedar]

that's like celiac stuff

💀

[median juniper]

Those people need to be very careful with the kinds of breads they can eat.

[brisk jasper]

not that unusual

[slow cedar]

gluten free bread is ass

so dry

and flavourless

[median juniper]

But for those of us that don't have that problem, pizza has a fair amount of protein just in the dough itself.

[brisk jasper]

Yeah, turns out removing one of the main parts of bread makes it really bad at being bread

[slow cedar]

yeah

[long maple]

I dont eat pizza...its disgusting to me

[median juniper]

And a lot of my friends used to get pizza with nothing but meat, and you'd see oil dripping off of it each time you picked up a slice.

Which is why I go with a little more diverse choice of toppings for my tastes. Not as much grease that way.

[brisk jasper]

I usually just get mushrooms and green/red peppers on pizza

[long maple]

cheese is greasy, the dough is fattening, the meat is ultra processed..you might as well be eating a bucket of lard

[brisk jasper]

yeah, no one eats pizza to be healthy

[long maple]

big backs love it tho

[brisk jasper]

it's possible to make a healthy pizza, but it's not necessary to enjoy the pizza

[median juniper]

My advice if you don't like pizza is find the things you do like and eat them instead.

[long maple]

we talking pizza...ny daily food intake is boring to most ppl

[brisk jasper]

and from my experience, most healthy pizzas are kinda bad

[long maple]

no such thing as healthy pizza thats like saying soda is healthy for you

[brisk jasper]

I meant pizzas that prioritize health

[long maple]

non existent

[median juniper]

If you have specific things you like to eat, you can always make your own pizzas too. It's not that hard to do, and the results will usually taste better than what you can get delivered. Mainly because the results are better if you eat them shortly after they come out of the oven instead of waiting 15 to 20 minutes for them to get to your house.

[brisk jasper]

I've had pizzas made using cauliflower for dough. They were not great

[long maple]

Most likely this is a younger crowd, I say enjoy all of it...gorge yourself in the luxury of delicious food stuffs...njoy!

[median juniper]

Now, as someone who is old and has to take a host of medication for assorted health issues, I've found that I can eat pizza without any difficulty, provided I don't eat too much of it.

Moderation is the key in these cases.

[long maple]

but one day it will all catch up to you...and you will then have to make life choices that affect how you eat

[ancient whale]

Now I want pizza.

[long maple]

get you a slice!!

sadly i cant have caffeine anymore

[median juniper]

I eat like an omnivore. Aside from the occasional pizza, my house is generally stocked with an assortment of things. Fruits, vegetables, meat, cheese, in various combinations.

Although someday soon I'll have to find a restaurant in the area where I can get Jollof rice. I've heard about it in news stories, and now I'm interested.

[long maple]

i eat like a deer now...sometimes i hate it

[median juniper]

Do you at least get a variety of vegetables?

[long maple]

yeah i do...im more into body positivity...finally got a 6 pack after working hard on it for 2 years...im in pretty good shape now...i jog daily...work out 4 times a week...im trying to live a better life

i no longer have to take HBP medicine...lost the weight and maintained my health

[median juniper]

I found a company that makes packages of a lentil dish seasoned with Indian spices. I've made an entire meal out of that on occasion. Anytime I hear someone's thinking about a vegetarian lifestyle, I suggest they don't overlook legumes.

[long maple]

come on now, i love all types of beans...now dont get me wrong i do eat chicken and fish but i only eat it baked, if its fried im not touching it...red meat is a another reason for higher cholesterol, yes it good and tasty but too much is very bad...it leads to clogged arteries and congestive heart failure\

[slow cedar]

b e a n s

[median juniper]

One of the things I used to have when I was growing up was just beans, cornbread, and a wedge of onion. And that covered nutritional bases pretty well.

[long maple]

facts

my diet consists of eggs, protein shakes, blueberry greek yogurt, water, avocados, fish and sometimes a little bit of sherbet

and baked chicken breasts with citrus seasoning

[median juniper]

And on the topic of red meat, on those occasions I get a steak, it's normally about 6 ounces. Bigger than that and you can't digest most of it anyway. Better to go small on the serving sizes than spend money on something too big to be useful.

[long maple]

especially in todays climate..everything is expensive as hell

it seems like its cheaper to eat bad and expensive to eat good

[median juniper]

Yeah, and I use avocados a lot. I make guacamole with only avocado, roma tomato, onion, cilantro, and fresh squeezed lime juice.

[long maple]

damn near the same, i use fresh cilantro, lime juice and a touch of salt

[median juniper]

And by fresh squeezed lime juice, I mean I cut the limes in half and squeeze them over the bowl.

[scarlet gorge]

Sono <- one day

[long maple]

knowing how to cook is so important...experiment with different spices helps tons...turns some foods from plain to almost a delicacy

i like avocado slice on my scrambled eggs

[median juniper]

When I was about 5 years old, I would sometimes eat avocado plain by itself. Shows you how weird I am.

[long maple]

its all about how you grew up, i used to steal my neighbors tomatoes and eat them on the spot...

that and honeysuckles

[median juniper]

I also used to grow my own radishes.

[long maple]

ok your going a bit too far even for me, i despise beets, radishes and sprouts

[median juniper]

Most kinds of foods I'll try them at least once. I'm fairly bold in that area.

Which is why I want to give that West African rice dish a shot.

[long maple]

pffft not me but my brother loves mountain oysters...give it a shot

west african food leans on the spicy side so be careful

[median juniper]

I heard about the Jollof Wars, which is when countries like Nigeria and Ghana compete over which one has the better version.

And since I regularly get Indian food, I have at least some tolerance for spicy foods.

[long maple]

let me know how it turns out and make sure you have pics

curry is wow

[median juniper]

Though I do try not to get the Chicken Tikka Masala too often, the heavy cream in the sauce puts the calorie count way up, so it's best off as an occasional treat.

[long maple]

cream will do that

I need to go, nice chatting with you...we literally jacked their convo lol...take care

[median juniper]

Have a good one.

[mint spear]

Hello my fellow explorers

I have received a death threat today! So anyway how was your days?

[slow cedar]

damn

[pale meadow]

That's a new one for us regularly folk

[slow cedar]

yeah

just ignore them
it's more than likely no one can do anything anyway

[pale meadow]

And we shall

[steady pebble]

im back! had a good pizza

[brisk jasper]

that's not a good idea, I think it's probably better safe than sorry

[steady pebble]

went to papa murphys lol, good sale on tuesdays

[slow cedar]

what can you even do about it anyway

[steady pebble]

he could do ALOT lol, like kneecap you

[slow cedar]

womp womp i'm all the way in canada

[brisk jasper]

report it to discord, who could report it to the proper authorities

[steady pebble]

what? you think canadians are immune to being kneecapped?

[slow cedar]

well yeah i mean that's obvious

[brisk jasper]

I thought it was a well known fact that canadians don't have knees

[steady pebble]

oh snap

[slow cedar]

that's right my legs just bend

no knees

i have bendy bones

[steady pebble]

bendy bones and a face that is cut off. (south park canadians)

https://tenor.com/view/ahoy-travelers-rick-the-mountie-south-park-its-christmas-in-canada-s7e15-gif-22110402

[slow cedar]

are all south park canadians like that?

[steady pebble]

every single one

[slow cedar]

lol

[steady pebble]

now. canada tho...

If women dont find you handsome, they should at least find you handy

[slow cedar]

what if we don't have hands

no hands and no knees

we use telepathy

[pliant fjord]

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[steady pebble]

then you are just a Amputee, or professor Xavier

[slow cedar]

💀

[steady pebble]

except, you dont have as good looking hair as proffesor Xavier lol (and yes i know he is bald)

[slow cedar]

how dare you

[steady pebble]

i already dared lol

shoutout if anyone has a natural head of hair left, tho

[slow cedar]

whoa i somehow scrolled up so fast the server banner took up the whole screen

on mobile

[slow cedar]

i had a teacher named mr baldin

he was balding

[steady pebble]

his name was very appropriate then lol

[slow cedar]

yup

[tardy juniper]

but he must have been a loser, or he'd be a Bald-win

[steady pebble]

now that is a next level bald joke lol

that was also a VERY dad joke

[steady pebble]

You dont mess with the Zohan

[gusty crater]

That really wouldn't be... handy

[slow cedar]

[sly canyon]

what api does Gunter bot use to monitor for steam updates? i'm thinking of creating something similar for my personal use, but the official apis are confusing and idk about the reliability of the unofficial ones

thank you gunter, now spill your secrets