Lmao
#off-topic-bond-james-bond
mighty forge
mighty forge
Gn
slow cedar
spiral zephyr
glossy vale
I am actually going insane
silent wagon
Fight like an Ultramarine looking at the last box of crayons in a room full of nids 
spiral zephyr
I've had cadaver prosection classes
spiral zephyr
It's a dissection class, lead by an anatomist
mighty forge
Are you in medical school? Or like college?
spiral zephyr
It was for grad school
mighty forge
I could never imagine that being done in a highschool
spiral zephyr
Fascinating stuff
spiral zephyr
It's after normal college
spiral zephyr
Or after uni if you live in the UK lol
spiral zephyr
College in the UK is the latter part of high school in the US
mighty forge
In the US collge and highschool are seperate
spiral zephyr
Yes, we use college and university interchangeably, more or less
mighty forge
Im too poor to go to a university
spiral zephyr
Are you in the US?
mighty forge
Not even financial aid will cover $50,000 dollars here
It will cover community college tho
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mighty forge
I also have a dissability check
spiral zephyr
It can, you have to do some homework for your specific situation
wheat burrow
Or after uni if you live in the UK lol
outer quiver
I have made a mistake
outer quiver
Have you ever seen the abominations of Black Desert?
no idea what that is
mighty forge
It's an RPG I don't play because of it's god awful hud but the scroll wheels are so dramatic
mighty forge
It's actually more dramatic than Ark
lone gorge
wheat burrow
https://tenor.com/view/uk-police-uk-police-dancing-policeman-gif-888151840663787...
He’s pretty good actually!
mighty forge
The game seems fun but I cannot stand the hud
lone gorge
I loved BDO, got 2 characters to 59 then stopped for like a few months, came back and I forgot EVERYTHING
mighty forge
(Also the pop ups for micro transactions as if it were F2P)
lone gorge
Praise the autotravel button
mighty forge
I only played it for like 30 minutes
lone gorge
Yea the interface is extremely overwhelming
spiral zephyr
He’s pretty good actually!
Yes indeed lol
mighty forge
As someone with ADHD, I legit cannot focus on anything with that giant hud in my face
lone gorge
I typically can put a game down and come back to it no problem but that’s one I just I can’t take the time to go thru everything again to remember
mighty forge
I played the mobile version a lot more because the hud was a good size
But it's like a completely different game
It's top down for one
lone gorge
90% of the time I didn’t know what I was doing. Just killing shit and following the quest line
lone gorge
It’s been a good 3-4 months for me prolly or longer
mighty forge
3 years
I think I recall it being a lot less open world
However
My FAVORITE mobile game of all time
Got shut down in 2019
lone gorge
Flappy bird
mighty forge
It was called Durango: Wildlands
lone gorge
Damnit lol
mighty forge
And the reason it was shut down was because they didn't make enough money on it
Apparently they said they should've released it with a price tag
Because there was no incentive to use the ingame shop
Everything was easy to get with progress
And it wasn't p2w like most mobile games
Here's a video explaining what happened: https://youtu.be/qZ2MyKYS05Y
lone gorge
That’s the shitty side of making a game. You either constantly milk money from it, or rely on initial sales, then concurrent sales alone only until you either make a sequel or… well idk I’m not a dev
mighty forge
I think the game is actually worth like 20 bucks
lone gorge
GOOD games to me, never stop selling
mighty forge
It's that level of quality
You can still install the game
But you can't go anywhere
Why'd you use the skull emoji on that?
That's not what it's used for :(
It means "man I'm dead 💀 💀💀"
There's this game I currently play
A mobile game I mind you
Called Day R Survival
Despite the name
It's not a bootleg of DayZ
There's a story in the game about the name
It takes place in Post Apocalyptic Russia
It's more reading than anything
But I still enjoy it because I like reading
There's also gameplay and graphics too
As well as illustrations
But it heavily relies on imagination
I also like the look of the crafting recipes because it looks like something you'd make in a post apocalypse
The first gun you make I like to call The Crackhead Pistol
Because it's basically a pipe attached to a stick with some gunpowder
And you cannot repair it and it breaks very easily when you shoot it
It's a handmade pistol after all
Also the first proper vehicle you make is basically is bicycle with a chainsaw motor as it's engine
Stuff you would make during an apocalypse
And I think that's pretty cool
tender marlin
I made a moosic
sterile tartan
Mini brands garden
lone gorge
It means "man I'm dead 💀 💀💀"
I was dead. I found it funny that you can’t go anywhere despite still being able to install it. Had me so dead. Dead enough to kill me dead
wheat burrow
But were you as dead as disco?
steady vale
Mini brands garden
Adorable 
glad jacinth
sterile tartan
I ate a cactus pear
They decidedly taste like lemon cucumbers
Not worth the tiny spines they got in my hands cuz I didn't know not to touch them
pliant fjordBOT
hollow drum
And I think that's pretty cool
That looks like a pretty awesome game to be honest
steady vale
Gunter failing us again
This is the Holiday he should've focused on.
It's also national cat DNA day
lone gorge
Yar har fiddle tee dee, petting the kitty is the life for me!!
pale meadow
This is the Holiday he should've focused on.
💯
glossy vale
Meowr
lone gorge
Wiggle worm!
pale meadow
Wiggle worm!
My dogs do the same thing lol
hasty roost
Ahoy, me hearties! 🌞 Good mornin’ to ye all! May yer day be filled with grand adventures and fair winds! 🏴☠️
night bobcat
dry bison
Here's a video explaining what happened: https://youtu.be/qZ2MyKYS05Y
That game is so niche...If it succeeded, that would've been more surprising
Dude talks about the game crashing because of the number of players....That's not a sign of how good it is. Without numbers, the servers could've been collapsing at just a few hundred
I like how he words Durango's history as "complicated"...A train wreck by any other name would be as mangled.
"Thanks for playing our game. Thanks for buying shit from our ingame store. No refunds" closes door
That studio is going to need to change their name just to start a new project with this kind of shit conduct.
Guess that's what ya get for getting into bed with Nexon while the company is in an acquisition period.
mystic plover
Is xbox down for anyone else
dry bison
No reports on the outtage map for server connection to xbox live
slow cedar
WhT happened to Gleamo
dry bison
@night bobcat Soup wants to know "What's up!?"
mystic plover
Imma unplug my Xbox see if that works
lone gorge
My Xbox won’t even connect to my hotspot
do a hard reset
hold power button, like 10 seconds. clears cache
my shit does that every other day with my router
hasty roost
Is xbox down for anyone else
Arrr, I be recommendin’ ye check yer network and reset yer console, matey! Best o’ luck to ye on the high seas o’ technology!
dry bison
Imma unplug my Xbox see if that works
Make sure it's powered down for at least 30 seconds
lone gorge
do a hard reset
and dont worry this is NOT a factory reset.
night bobcat
<@457165322957619201> Soup wants to know "What's up!?"
No one is ever sure
dry bison
WhT happened to Gleamo
tight pagoda
I made a moosic
if its something you like doing, keep learning! 🙂 you will get better and better!
slow cedar
Oh
hasty roost
Unplugging and plugging back in seemed to work
Arrr, that’s grand news, matey! May ye have many a joyful gaming adventure, yarrr! 
tight pagoda
Arrr, that’s grand news, matey! May ye have many a joyful gaming adventure, yarr...
Arrr dee darr dee yar?
Ah har!
ill stop
slow cedar
Is book a pirate today
dry bison
I think book has lost a few pages.
hasty roost
Arrr, ‘tis a grand day to be sailin' the seven seas as a pirate!
dry bison
Would you buy a titanium car for almost $3mill?
Titanium has a very unique property that allows it to change colors using voltage changing
slow cedar
I think book has lost a few pages.
A few?
dry bison
hasty roost
Arrr, matey! I’m havin a fantastic mornin, aye!
dry bison
I wonder if tap water is filtered enough that it kills good bacteria
There's a bacteria in fresh water that kills more harmful bacteria
Peekaboo, I cell you
brisk jasper
the chlorine will kill them no
Yes, chlorine is very effective at killing things. Which is why it’s used in just about every drinking water source. The amount used in tap water isn’t really enough to harm a person, but it’s good at killing bacteria
robust trellis
@sudden fulcrum mods could do like a de-escalation technique where they talk about NMS themselves to bring a thread back onto topic, which is less direct policing, and more like a gentle nudge reinforced by their presence that they are mods and we all know the rules. but i guess this technique requires more mods to be active, and more mods on the team in general.
but i generally appreciate this method more
it's more organic really
sudden fulcrum
It was more annoying having non mods cry abouy off topic honestly
thick stump
We reminded users of the channel rules, that's 'moderating', redirecting the topic to be more on-topic doesn't often work.
robust trellis
It was more annoying having non mods cry abouy off topic honestly
yeah it happens
sudden fulcrum
I get annoyed by that in general cuz it really isnt a big deal, and mods also go off topic occasionally but whatever, gotta exert the little control they can have somewhere aye
robust trellis
someone said starbound and i was like yeah i have something to say about that
but then i tried to bring it back to NMS
but people started with starbound and starfield too lol
so it was kind of my fault for being baited into the starbound topic
i guess it just gets out of hand pretty easily
thick stump
I get annoyed by that in general cuz it really isnt a big deal, and mods also go...
starts off as a light discussion that is considered off topic then decends into a more lengthy discussion of something that is off topic. It's why we tend to stamp it out rather quickly
sudden fulcrum
Its an organic conversation that started with nms and went to other related space games
opaque tartan
OMG
That's Numberwang!
sudden fulcrum
It wasnt gonna make the general chat descend into full on off topic, yall need to lesson the reins on that rule fr
tight pagoda
It wasnt gonna make the general chat descend into full on off topic, yall need t...
this is too on topic, you should be in the general chat
sudden fulcrum
Shit my bad man
sudden fulcrum
Too off topic for general, too on topic for off topic, i live a cursed life
sudden fulcrum
Hey man no gifs in this server ☝️🤓
lone gorge
edgy egret
Hey man no gifs in this server ☝️🤓
Gif this 
tight pagoda
honestly i think most servers are a convoluted mess. should be Game Other stuff, Pet Pics Game Help Food and cooking
brisk jasper
Hey man no gifs in this server ☝️🤓
sudden fulcrum
Erm be respectful ☝️🤓
sudden fulcrum
honestly i think most servers are a convoluted mess. should be Game Other s...
Quite true
brisk jasper
"please" F*** off. Thanks! =p
opaque tartan
Who do you think you are talking about space
tight pagoda
i personally think its rude as hell when you go in a server and you ask for a group to play with "does anyone want to play a game" and no one says a word and just flashes the hash tag.
if thats how a community is, that community can kick rocks
brisk jasper
That does feel rather cold and harsh
opaque tartan
Well, it's only rude if you direct someone there and not go there with them
Like leading instead of pointing
teal raptor
hiii
tight pagoda
at least say "love to, but in the future, try here"
edgy egret
i personally think its rude as hell when you go in a server and you ask for a gr...
The hash tag? Like linking to #nms-lfg-or-trades ?
opaque tartan
Only the fkn internet at the end of the day
primal kelp
i mean if u didnt read and then someone is directing u to the right place bc u didnt read is that really rude
thick stump
how is it harsh? You're literally directing them to a channel dedicated to people wanting to play.....invite to play just gets lost in the main channel
primal kelp
@opaque tartan u r getting the new 30th anniversary playstation stuff
opaque tartan
I'm brutal to @thick stump
edgy egret
I'm just wondering because we literally do that on this server lol
opaque tartan
<@366744187481096203> u r getting the new 30th anniversary playstation stuff
Maybe
thick stump
I'm brutal to <@106176613703487488>
and i love it
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brisk jasper
and i love it
And that’s a bit weird
tight pagoda
doh
thick stump
opaque tartan
Gonna ask my mate, only got Astro Bot yesterday
But I do like the grey
Always liked the grey
primal kelp
well it is retro themed so it fits ur age
tight pagoda
<:Sean2:334601066970742784>
i assume you saw what i tried
opaque tartan
Little shit
primal kelp
do u prefer vintage instead
edgy egret
Little shit
lone gorge
i personally think its rude as hell when you go in a server and you ask for a gr...
See I’m guilty of doing this only cuz I feel your more likely to find what your looking for in the place where it’s for. I’m not dismissing them, however, well, idk yea
opaque tartan
@primal kelp I have some amniotic fluid that matches you
thick stump
wouldn't it be more rude not rediecting to a channel for game invites?
brisk jasper
Little shit
tight pagoda
wouldn't it be more rude not rediecting to a channel for game invites?
its more the lack of communication
opaque tartan
I will shake you
thick stump
and the success they get from asking in a LFG is far greater than one that isn't for that
lone gorge
its more the lack of communication
Lack of reading lol. The server does tell ya
brisk jasper
Lack of reading lol. The server does tell ya
I do find it really weird how people refuse to read stuff
opaque tartan
If we're talking about conversation, it's also kind of rude to not read the room or sew what people are talking about and then interject with something that is clearly further above and stated in rules you're supposed to read
primal kelp
wrong channel #nms-lfg-or-trades
opaque tartan
If we're going to get pedantic
lone gorge
The CLAMP
opaque tartan
Let me get some coffee first
primal kelp
how is that rude u cant read so im helping u
tight pagoda
wrong channel <#725186274109030421>
this
brisk jasper
https://tenor.com/view/cat-bite-nom-attack-slo-mo-gif-12221453
Little bastard
opaque tartan
how is that rude u cant read so im helping u
You're bad at reading and writing
It's because our parents are foreign
tight pagoda
like...you could take the effort and say "next time go here
lone gorge
Isn’t that what directing them there is doing?
primal kelp
It's because our parents are foreign
das racist
tight pagoda
instead of passing the person off
sleek coral
LOL! It’s funny to see how people think too highly of themselves. Who are you? Where did you come from? 
opaque tartan
Little bastard
lone gorge
Where did ya go? Where ya come from cotton eyed joe!
primal kelp
i bet u even revere churchill
opaque tartan
das racist
Damn right it is
opaque tartan
i bet u even revere churchill
Gonna call my next dog Winston
It's gonna be an alpha male
Maybe I'll call it Andy
lone gorge
Winston the wiener dog
opaque tartan
Teacup Yorkie
thick stump
i'd call a weiner Eric
tight pagoda
like calling a toy poodle "killer"
opaque tartan
i'd call a weiner Eric
I'll call it Stef
brisk jasper
When I first got my cats, I wanted to name one of them “Dogg”
lone gorge
Chihuahua’s named “KUJO” iykyk
opaque tartan
KUJO
lone gorge
Fuggin classic
tight pagoda
this is not off topic go to #1033694005915041863
sleek coral
Chihuahua’s named “KUJO” iykyk
Jotaro?
opaque tartan
Dammit
opaque tartan
Redirected like a baws
opaque tartan
That's what they call bags of coke here
brisk jasper
I love tickets xD
I bet you’ve got quite the collection of them
opaque tartan
@thick stump get a ticket bruv
sleek coral
At least it’s less dangerous than what friend entity @thick stump have admitted to love.
opaque tartan
Stef loves beans
sleek coral
I bet you’ve got quite the collection of them
Too many to count.
brisk jasper
Stef loves beans
And apparently being insulted by you
opaque tartan
Stef can take it
sleek coral
Lol
cursive agate
opaque tartan
I'm waggin
sleek coral
Maybe.
lone gorge
I’m gumflappin
opaque tartan
Gassin
wheat burrow
I was about to say that
sleek coral
They’re planning world domination.
wheat burrow
Flap flap flap
opaque tartan
I was about to say that
They're stealing our language
thick stump
Stef loves beans
beans on toast 👌
lone gorge
They're stealing our language
How dare you call my lonely ass a THEY
opaque tartan
beans on toast 👌
Let's go
wheat burrow
They're stealing our language
Eading our language
opaque tartan
How dare you call my lonely ass a THEY
We bundle ALL of "you people" into one category
sleek coral
IM APPALED
Oh calm down. They’ll ead your snowflakes.
opaque tartan
Eading our language
Eading the English
lone gorge
It’s cuz I’m pastey isn’t it
opaque tartan
It's because you're Jenks
Don't play the race card
Colour Safe see
I can make you vanish
brisk jasper
I can make you vanish
Yeah, but a fire can do the same thing
opaque tartan
Yeah, but a fire can do the same thing
I would cleanse people in the holy flames
lone gorge
silent wagon
This requires the Multi-Melta, brother @lone gorge
lone gorge
This requires the Multi-Melta, brother <@448636834528886787>
Dual multi meltas
We need a “berserker” class. Full on only melee. Dual wielding. Each weapon diff combos
silent wagon
Real
lone gorge
Tryna think of a not cliche ability like kratos’s rage mode
silent wagon
Just give him Titus's ability
lone gorge
Oh shit that would work. I was thinking even maybe each weapon gets a different elemental buff
Electric n fire
By each weapon I mean for example dual sword but each of those are diff elements when you activate it. Rather than the weapons having a set elemental buff
lone gorge
Just give him Titus's ability
That meme, reminds me of gav n bob, the Ogryns wholesomely loving peeling potatoes
Still a better life than most uumeys
silent wagon
Lol
lone gorge
Ever heard the stories of the ork Gorgax?
silent wagon
Have not
lone gorge
https://youtu.be/RS1vboEwR0k?si=39b8jG_H_fkPEtqu
There’s 4 in total, and I highly recommend a listen whenever you feel, but my god it’s such good production quality
Basically a rogue trader that employs the help of an ork
And his cenestial is very unagreed to it, but, can’t rly do shit bout it 😂
One of the best parts is a certain someone accidentally shoots prematurely, and when the rogue trader asks “what the hell was that?!?” The dude says “uhhh WAAAHHHGGGG??” And gorgax laughs and says “ees gawt green in em!!”
Comedic relief in the grim dark is amazing
lone gorge
I’ve never been into audio books before but if im gonna read it’s gotta be like that, voice acted characters, etc. those vids I listen to at work to pass time and it’s like miniature movies in my head
robust trellis
I do find it really weird how people refuse to read stuff
i dont even read games
BG3 skip button
story is kinda lame anyway
lol
no mans sky is lucky that most text is 1-2 sentences
even when i try not to read and skip
i end up reading some of it
lol
it's even funnier because i am not a new generation of gamer or anything i am 38 years old
and i've played BG2 etc and used to read more back then
cursive crown
yall, can yall tell me if this image is high quality? meaning good details
reef axle
Sup fam
I been living out of my car the last six weeks, traveling and busking, finally made a business card and I would like to share it here
Never made one before, what do yall think?
I just gotta get them printed
sand solstice
It's too distracting; I'd keep it simple...if you want to make it look professional that is.
brisk jasper
Never made one before, what do yall think?
Um… I’m not sure exactly. On one hand, its pretty interesting and eye catching, on the other hand its a bit chaotic and doesn’t exactly provide a good idea of what you do
dry bison
Given his lack of response, call me skeptical about whether or not he actually wanted feedback. Dude's promoting.
brisk jasper
Eh, I doubt it
outer quiver
lizard
dry bison
I'm thinking of writing a song.
gusty crater
Looks cool @reef axle, but following server rules we dont allow for self-promotion here
If you want to share it without mentions of your social media and things like cash app it would be cool
dry bison
I only have the premise down
The premise of the song (It's aimed at being a christmas diddy) I'm tickling about is "I don't believe in Christmas, but I believe in you"
brisk jasper
Christmas music drives me insane
dry bison
Don't love love?
Don't commercialize commercialization?
Don't money money?
I blame Mariah Carey
sleek coral
Work work work work work
dry bison
That's Rihanna
sleek coral
brisk jasper
I blame Mariah Carey
The root of all evil isn’t money, it’s Mariah Carey
brisk jasper
<a:Gojotwerk:1220382242745094347>
I’m sorry, what? Why do you have that?
Why is that a thing
I want to speak to the manager
sleek coral
Why wouldn’t I? Who’s gonna stop me?
brisk jasper
Well, no one can really stop you
dry bison
It just looks like vibrating black licorice
eternal thorn
Lol you said butt
dry bison
A butt in butt matryoshka doll
eternal thorn
brisk jasper
I feel like I’ve missed something, I don’t have anything ass (yes, that includes donkeys) related in either my emojis or favorite gifs
I’ve got some extremely weird stuff, but not that
dry bison
I don't have nitro so I only have server relevant emojis
brisk jasper
Yeah, neither do I
dry bison
https://tenor.com/view/movies-animation-despicable-me-minions-funny-gif-17892680
Minions have the mental capacity of 5 year old children.
Then they join forces and get smarter like a crazy hive mind
sleek coral
It is so nice to finally see your face @brisk jasper
brisk jasper
Hm?
dry bison
I used to gross my sister out by pursing my lips and then slowly squeezing my tongue out...She'd be weirded out and I'd just proudly state "Poop coming out of a cat's butt"
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brisk jasper
Well, that is the expression I make when I read some of this stuff
(it’s also because I main Medic in TF2)
sleek coral
It is the medic from tf2
dry bison
IS THAT THE MEDIC FROM TEAM FORTRESS 2?
sleek coral
Well, that is the expression I make when I read some of this stuff
Gunter’s repeat messages?
dry bison
Gunter wants attention
sleek coral
IS THAT THE MEDIC FROM TEAM FORTRESS 2?
No. Medic from TF2
brisk jasper
Gunter’s repeat messages?
No, the stuff above it
sleek coral
I used to gross my sister out by pursing my lips and then slowly squeezing my to...
This? Why? It find it cute how Mumby used to tease the sister.
tardy juniper
I remember when team fortress was just a mod for quake
sleek coral
https://youtu.be/g2FDMWti9IQ?si=yKbifQH_zTHqpvw7
Should’ve warned it is a cacophony. 😦
safe pilot
wdym
dry bison
This? Why? It find it cute how Mumby used to tease the sister.
Why? Probably for attention. I was a kid and did not have a lot of things to say.
sleek coral
Why? Probably for attention. I was a kid and did not have a lot of things to say...
Not asking you, I meant why would scourge feel bad reading that message.
brisk jasper
Not asking you, I meant why would scourge feel bad reading that message.
That’s fine, that isn’t the weirdest thing I’ve read this week
safe pilot
it's the best sound i've ever heard
dry bison
Blurp?
safe pilot
can someone give me fan lessons?
safe pilot
haaaan
tardy juniper
dry bison
can someone give me fan lessons?
Fan goes up. Fan goes down. If airflow isn't reaching target, fan another way.
sleek coral
Or a Harn.
brisk jasper
What about “OSHA violation”
hasty roost
Arrr, the fan be blowin a fine breeze, matey!
wheat burrow
can someone give me fan lessons?
Scream a lot, support them regardless unless there’s a lot of controversy, always be first in line for tickets unless there’s somewhere better you gotta be, have at least four t-shirts with different prints on them, sign up to the mailing list, tell all your friends.
dry bison
All this fan talk reminds me of Gigi D'Agostino's "Another Way"
brisk jasper
Scream a lot, support them regardless unless there’s a lot of controversy, alway...
Other type of fan
safe pilot
is anyone a big metal fan fan?
https://youtu.be/omgbhGirTtY?si=pFYebmYqt_BO1WOt
sleek coral
can someone give me fan lessons?
The term "fan" as a way to refer to a follower of a person or group comes from the word "fanatic", which has a Latin origin. "Fanatic" means someone who is unreasonably zealous, especially in religious matters, and comes from the Latin word fanaticus, which means "inspired by the god". The term "fan" has come to refer to people who show excessive enthusiasm for someone, such as movie or sports fans.
dry bison
dry bison
That's a self portrait
brisk jasper
I’m also a big fan
safe pilot
fr tho
dry bison
I will never stick to a single genre of music and lose myself in the politics of isolation
tardy juniper
I was a fan before it was cool
dry bison
That's why I wrote ABC's of War to numetal
hasty roost
Arrr, she’s a true gem o’ the sea, and I bet she sings like a siren!
dry bison
tardy juniper
ipgrabber?
dry bison
Better not be. It's a mp3
tardy juniper
all files are sus
brisk jasper
The worst you’ll get from an mp3 is someone screaming every type of slur known to man at you
dry bison
Not even launch codes?
wheat burrow
I feel happier knowing this
tardy juniper
am I the only one who remembers all the exploits to image and audio engines?
wheat burrow
Nope
tardy juniper
I mean, I am middle-aged, so I wouldn't doubt it
safe pilot
i wanna slap screen https://youtu.be/QAoyes6VCrQ?si=1tfqa5pTotXiSSef
dry bison
Like how to hide an entire movie code in a text file to recompile ?
tardy juniper
Like how to hide an entire movie code in a text file to recompile ?
No, like a specially crafted image file that exploits a pointer overflow to access command space on a computer
wheat burrow
eternal thorn
Time to invent a new video watching platform
brisk jasper
Next thing you know, your video will just be ads with little bits of actual content in them, much like the Superbowl
dry bison
Time to invent a new video watching platform
Call it "VHS"
brisk jasper
So, does anyone know any adblockers that still work on YouTube?
dry bison
Ctrl+R
wheat burrow
VPNs help
dry bison
I just ctrl+r until the commercial is 5 seconds long or less
limber fractal
I also open the videos in an incognito window and no ads
brisk jasper
The issue with that is that I almost always watch YouTube in the background, so I can’t really Ctrl + R whenever ads come on
eternal thorn
So, does anyone know any adblockers that still work on YouTube?
A YouTube sub 
brisk jasper
I will not give them more money than I am forced to
I absolutely hate ads. They’re shoved down my throat almost constantly and it makes me want to buy the product even less
brisk jasper
That’s not even mentioning the shitty mobile game ads that look like they were made in 30 minutes with Unity and free assets
dry bison
That’s not even mentioning the shitty mobile game ads that look like they were m...
They were....by an AI probably
spiral zephyr
So, does anyone know any adblockers that still work on YouTube?
Ublock origin works great for me (Firefox)
brisk jasper
YouTube is just a pretty shitty company in general
brisk jasper
The issue with trying to make an alternative website to YouTube is that YouTube pretty much has a monopoly on that type of service
wheat burrow
Then there’s TikTok which is also a quagmire of shit that I have no desire to set foot in
I guess they are shorter videos or some crap. I don’t really even know. I genuinely cannot be bothered even going near it
brisk jasper
I won’t touch TikTok with a thirty foot pole while wearing a hazmat suit
wheat burrow
It is definitely advisable to stay away from it IMO
dry bison
Fuckin sucks. The Prime rates for mortgages probably won't normalize for another 8 months
I need to renew in the next 6 months
So I will lose out on the best rates by 2 months
high jasper
Bro I’m replaying assassin creed mirage on permadeath for immersion and just the intro I’ve experienced 30 glitches with my character.
Got no hopes for ubisoft
brisk jasper
It is definitely advisable to stay away from it IMO
I also think a huge part of why it should be avoided is how it somehow attracts the bottom of the barrel. People with zero actual talent or personality who can use the short timeframe of a TikTok to hide that.
wheat burrow
I also think a huge part of why it should be avoided is how it somehow attracts ...
That’s definitely an element to it
There’s also a plethora of Facebook videos these days that are just long, massively drawn out, horrendous forms of attention seeking and unnecessary fake shit
Like people trying to do stupid magic tricks that aren’t even magic tricks
brisk jasper
There was a, and I hate that this is something that I can type out without double checking something, TikTok star that pistol whipped someone and claimed he was too famous to get arrested when the police confronted him while he was trying to run in his bright pink car
wheat burrow
It’s just some dumb ass guy and some dumb ass girl pretending they are trying to do magic and playing moron for the morons that watch the videos going “oh em geeeeee, I can not believe she fell for that…. Oh m geeeee”
You see five seconds and go “trash, get fucked, get in the bin”
brisk jasper
The victim of said TikTok star was fine because this highly intelligent specimen was built like couple of pipe cleaners twisted together and probably had to pistol whip the guy because the recoil of actually trying to fire it would snap his arms
brisk jasper
There are also those really dangerous TikTok trends that morons think to try
wheat burrow
Yeah they can get fucked also
eternal thorn
Could I make money off of starting a trend of terrible ways to eat food?
wheat burrow
There’s also the sad fact with humanity these days that when there’s incident or issue that people are too camera happy rather than thinking “should I see if that poor bastard needs an ambulance”
wheat burrow
Could I make money off of starting a trend of terrible ways to eat food?
Like putting it in your ear or nostril?
brisk jasper
Could I make money off of starting a trend of terrible ways to eat food?
Probably, given how everyone there has two brain cells that are preoccupied with fighting for third place
eternal thorn
Like putting it in your ear or nostril?
No I mean actually bad ways to eat food
Hot soda with well done steak topped with ketchup, and microwaved yogurt
eternal thorn
Eat it you coward
brisk jasper
There’s a different between cowardice and common sense. This is the latter
wheat burrow
Eat it you coward
eternal thorn
There's a clash of clans gif for this, hold on
wheat burrow
Epic
spiral zephyr
It is definitely advisable to stay away from it IMO
dusty magnet
god dayum mexiacn food FUCKS
dusty magnet
things that fuck, fuck.
wheat burrow
Indeed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pB7WzqUq4Nk
A lot of this is actuate I would say. Genuinely using people without their full knowledge or consent but exploiting their idiocy and need to be famous and or popular
wheat burrow
things that fuck, fuck.
This is highly accurate
wheat burrow
I can only assume that the fucks means “is awesome” or similar
dusty magnet
no but i did say mexiacn lmao
dusty magnet
I can only assume that the fucks means “is awesome” or similar
accurate
dry bison
When something fucks, it sucks with a capital f
wheat burrow
https://tenor.com/view/leslie-jordan-leslie-belly-dancing-belly-dance-dancing-gif-450097027884166076
brisk jasper
I can only assume that the fucks means “is awesome” or similar
I’d hope so, because otherwise there would be an issue
dry bison
Nobody says get fucked with a compliment in mind
dusty magnet
fuck that burrito fucked
wheat burrow
I’d hope so, because otherwise there would be an issue
Well yeah, it could mean it’s terrible
And that would not fuck
spiral zephyr
A lot of this is actuate I would say. Genuinely using people without their full ...
McBeth is subject matter expert on this sort of thing, he has some great content.
Seems like a funny and likeable guy too lol
wheat burrow
McBeth is subject matter expert on this sort of thing, he has some great content...
Agreed
dusty magnet
i need a mf shower god damn
dry bison
McBeth, the crazy shakespearean wannabe king murderer?
wheat burrow
My dad seems to watch shit on TikTok and then sends me a video and I’ve have to tell him twice “dad… no. Bad. Do not send me this garbage because I will not click on any links”
He’s like “oh yeah I forgot, sorry”
dry bison
You talk to your dad like he's a house pet?
wheat burrow
And I’m like “besides I saw something similar on YouTube or where ever about five months ago, this shit is behind the times, catch up old man”
spiral zephyr
wheat burrow
This indeed
dry bison
spiral zephyr
I know a few people who insist on sending me links to rage bait stuff.
And I have to keep telling them Im not even going to click on it lol
I suppose it's like how people always want you to smell the horrible odor they did.
"OMG this smells awful! Here! Smell it!" 😅
wheat burrow
dry bison
Come look at this poop I made in the toilet.
spiral zephyr
I realize that means molecules of said substance must be present in my nose in order to smell it, and would rather not...
wheat burrow
That reminds me of 1. An episode of south park and 2. An episode of Bones
South Park is the Zip Line one
Bones there’s one where she’s talking about not closing the toilet lid before you flush because the flush sits up fecal particles into the air and you breath them in
Since then I always close the lid… I won’t lie
opaque tartan
Come look at this poop I made in the toilet.
Send
dry bison
Sounds like a Shyamalan movie
opaque tartan
There is a twist
wheat burrow
Lmao
opaque tartan
Shayamalamalamalan
wheat burrow
opaque tartan
@glad jacinth @wheat burrow Lots of very small fish in this tank and this snail, before the UK left the EU apparently you weren't allowed to have these
wheat burrow
I see guppies and sun glow tetra but also three types of snail; some sort of nerite maybe (the larger one), bladder snails and also what looks like Malaysian trumpet snails the long conical ones on the glass
reef axle
Looks cool <@411192180187856907>, but following server rules we dont allow for s...
Okiedoke good to know ❤️
dry bison
Turns out Light No Fires is really just foreshadowing a fart joke.
wheat burrow
Larger one could be a mystery snail now that I think about it.
opaque tartan
I see guppies and sun glow tetra but also three types of snail; some sort of ner...
You'd know
opaque tartan
Larger one could be a mystery snail now that I think about it.
Yeah need to find out the name, was just on a video call with him and he couldn't remember
wheat burrow
Which would make sense because they did ban them… but… you can still buy them in many places
opaque tartan
He just knows we weren't allowed them before
wheat burrow
Gold Inca I think it is
opaque tartan
Ah
wheat burrow
It’s a golden mystery snail
opaque tartan
That tank is mostly for plants
dry bison
It’s a golden mystery snail
Starring Howie Mandel
wheat burrow
In the UK they call them apple snails
opaque tartan
It’s a golden mystery snail
Mystery Prize!
dry bison
wheat burrow
The EU did at one point ban the sale of them
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opaque tartan
We're a sovereign nation now @wheat burrow
tardy juniper
is that the new iSnail?
opaque tartan
https://www.practicalfishkeeping.co.uk/fishkeeping-news/apple-snail-imports-to-b...
It's such a cute lookin bugger
dry bison
hands person drink
"Why the otters?"
"Why not?"
"What did I do?"
"The otters aren't dead so that's a plus"
"Did I kill them?"
"You killed the otters!?"
takes drink away
"wtf"
What it's like to give someone a drink then you're both hard of hearing
wheat burrow
It's such a cute lookin bugger
Agreed. I love watching aquatic snails. They are surprisingly fast and not as resistive as people often think.
You feeling ok, Mumbles?
opaque tartan
Agreed. I love watching aquatic snails. They are surprisingly fast and not as re...
Yeah it moves fast
dry bison
I'm thinking I should write down my life experiences as a person born deaf, for people to understand what the world is like to me.
opaque tartan
Oh cool, you have the implant?
dry bison
Nah. I was deaf because a deformation in the inner ear. It was repaired.
wheat burrow
I never knew this
opaque tartan
Oh wow mate, that's awesome
wheat burrow
Glad you have some hearing now. Must be interesting for you
opaque tartan
A whole new world
dry bison
Yeah. I don't process sounds properly half the time.
Like one ear hears one thing, the other is like....arguing
opaque tartan
But you have good taste in 80s music
wheat burrow
Is this anything to do with the name Mumbles being part of your online handle?
dry bison
yes
opaque tartan
Time to invade your mind again @dry bison
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=krRL8yFQsOI&si=wtLvy1H_6tObmqv8
dry bison
I used to play a game called Life is Feudal, and never understood people who likewise couldn't understand me, so I went with it
Made it a personality
I was an old man who mumbled in chat
wheat burrow
To be fair that’s just me in general lol
opaque tartan
Wouldn't have known when we were on voice chat in game honestly
dry bison
Comes and goes.
It was bad when I worked in a factory and there was a lot of different sounds
We played music to pass the time while working and I'd never get the lyrics right
For a while I wanted to use the bad hearing as a way to make money, with parody lyrics, but I could never be committed to one thing for long
opaque tartan
We played music to pass the time while working and I'd never get the lyrics righ...
That's ok lots of people make that mistake
@limber fractal might remember Pinguino Rodriguez
https://youtu.be/r2hq5H4KhdQ
Hola Pinguino Rodriguez
dry bison
wtf@ these replies
That's just spanish thinking english is spanish
They must've been so confused by english music
opaque tartan
My mate is Colombian but born here and his mum does this sometimes so he sent me the video years ago
His impressions of his mum were hilarious
@limber fractal Jooo don pay any rrren here
THIS IS MY CASA
glossy vale
dry bison
That's hilarious
Translation: Send it by email
Just people screaming SEND IT BY EMAIL from the weirdest locations
In a tree. On a horse. With a bird.
"Girls just wanna have fun" turns into
The pig his egg
opaque tartan
Hahahahaha
@night bobcat @wheat burrow
Mumbles you need this too
For the raccoons
dry bison
"I want to break free" by Queen turns into
"There's no more water in your refrigerator"
When I come around by Green Day turns into
"It smells like Shrimp"
This is hilarious
It's like someone turned music into Spaceballs
I approve
limber fractal
wtf@ these replies
Jajajajas are definitely pretty funny in Spanish
pastel folio
eternal thorn
Sometimes I forget that Win10 is about to stop receiving security updates
opaque tartan
Sometimes I forget that Win10 is about to stop receiving security updates
You're about to be insecure
opaque tartan
Go back to Vista
tardy juniper
real nerds use NT4
civic ferry
Waiting for 11's shutup10
Whatever easy tool strips out the GLM nonsense
And telemetry
tender marlin
if its something you like doing, keep learning! 🙂 you will get better and bette...
I have tried for about 4 years, and still can’t make anything I’m really really happy with TwT
dry bison
I do not look forward to windows 11
opaque tartan
Lucky for you it's from the past
tender marlin
I use Linux
dry bison
It feels like windows bloatware on a silver platter
opaque tartan
It is
Handy for some work stuff though
I have to think less about some updates and some tools are already baked in
tender marlin
Ion think I’ll ever be able to make the type of music I want tbh
My idol I look up to is just way too fuckin good
civic ferry
With the improvements to proton, I'm tempted. Having everything just work is nice, though. Family PC andnall
opaque tartan
With the improvements to proton, I'm tempted. Having everything just work is nic...
Would like your feedback on that, considering that for something
Would install it on one of the laptops if it's worthwhile
dry bison
Woo
Youtube is adding a new feature called Hype for smaller channels
For people with low subscribers, hype raises their profile to a leaderboard that increases exposure
I can see larger creators doing more partnerships just to get more exposure by exploiting hype
Collab with a low profile youtuber, get on the hype board, bumps both
outer quiver
eternal thorn
Fuck em up Japanese government
Get em
Ford was able to get a patent torn down in order to produce cars, surely this can happen again in a different country
opaque tartan
Next time I mount I'll take screenshots
@pale meadow https://www.autocar.co.uk/car-review/mika/meon
dry bison
How did they even get this patent legally
brisk jasper
I have no idea, but they should absolutely not have it
dry bison
Oh they didnt
slow cedar
Got a new screen
dry bison
Patent has not been accepted yet
They are suing a company over a patent they don't even own
dry bison
its the one in japan
tardy juniper
it should get thrown out anyway
dry bison
Still pending
tardy juniper
but I can't do anything to change it
dry bison
Interesting how the japanese patent and US patent have different inventors
civic ferry
Would like your feedback on that, considering that for something
I would need to get my laptop functional again to test out.
My partner has zero patience with PC difficulties
eternal thorn
Maybe this is why Pocketpair doesn't know why they're being sued, because Nintendo wants to get ready to sue them but their patents aren't finalized yet
outer quiver
time for me to buy a horse in skyrim to piss off nintendo
dry bison
Pretty sue suing without a patent, on the argument you own a patent to something is fraud
primal kelp
or they have so many stupid patents that are also vague that no one on pocketpairs lawyer team wouldve thought to look at
outer quiver
autocorrect please stop
primal kelp
they have a team of lawyers to go over copyright before they published the game
opaque tartan
If they patent animals coming out of balls they have to sue all dads
primal kelp
not urs
opaque tartan
U lil...
Hopefully this gets thrown out
Or they get sued for trying to monopolise things again
primal kelp
everyone should want pocketpair to win bc this sets a horrible precedence
opaque tartan
That's probably why they're so anal nowadays, that sting from over 30 years ago
opaque tartan
everyone should want pocketpair to win bc this sets a horrible precedence
Yup
primal kelp
like the game industry is built upon borrowed ideas
outer quiver
That's probably why they're so anal nowadays, that sting from over 30 years ago
sting?
opaque tartan
sting?
They got sued a long time ago for monopoly on publishing or distribution, can't remember exactly but they got stung
outer quiver
???
civic ferry
Needs some work. Hopefully the video cable or screenarama screen
opaque tartan
Don't stand so close to me bo day
dry bison
outer quiver
I want to make a pokemon fan game so bad but every day I realize it's such a bad idea
civic ferry
Just make a robopon or telemon game inetead
opaque tartan
Or make something original
civic ferry
Yeah, but having a basic premise and graphical design is a handy leg up when learning to dev, I hear
primal kelp
i have game ideas but i prob wont put them to code until im older
opaque tartan
It's all quite weird, Ninty can be proper dicks about stuff but other times they've saved a bunch of things.
It was described as paternalistic
And people still want their games on their platforms
Treadin on eggshells up in this muthafucka
primal kelp
blame japanese laws all the companies over there seem super cutthroat about protecting their intellectual property
opaque tartan
Japan is weird
primal kelp
they have to defend it or risk losing rights over it
primal kelp
and ur old
primal kelp
I've mentioned other things before but Japan is weird
we also just ignore their atrocities
opaque tartan
we also just ignore their atrocities
I don't
I've worked with too many fucking weeks to ignore it too
They can slurp some ramen and fuck themselves
As far as I was concerned a country with that low an age limit for things is shady af
Very shady
It was only changed recently
tender marlin
Made this a long time ago. Would be impressive if it wasn’t a song that already existed
opaque tartan
@primal kelp this is also something I remember
https://www.gamesindustry.biz/nintendo-apologises-as-ds-stocks-run-low
They have to apologize publicly
They've had a few public apologies over the years I think
opaque tartan
😬
cursive agate
opaque tartan
Americans should never be allowed outside America
opaque tartan
civic ferry
But how can we learn how functional countries work?
opaque tartan
While we're being dumb I thought I'd join in
civic ferry
I said functional
wise stream
But how can we learn how functional countries work?
opaque tartan
Nintendo fucked up with us on a game around 2011 too
civic ferry
Y'all had celebrity leadership centuries before we got stuck with one
opaque tartan
But then in 2018 on another game for another company they were quite supportive
tender marlin
Random unfinished bouncy beat
Don’t have access to the project anymore unfortunately tho. On a diff phone
opaque tartan
Y'all had celebrity leadership centuries before we got stuck with one
The inbreds you mean
dry bison
I give it a week before nintendo withdraws their lawsuit
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dry bison
Their stock is already down 5% this month and it is flatlining right now
civic ferry
It wouldn't be the first time I saw a first party bully a little dev with legal fees
opaque tartan
I give it a week before nintendo withdraws their lawsuit
Yeah hope so, it's not gonna stop people buying their products or anything but they should be held accountable for incurring costs
dry bison
All that nintendo has done with this lawsuit is highlight their patent and guaranteed it is declined
wise stream
Random unfinished bouncy beat
cursive agate
https://tenor.com/view/johnny-english-johnnyenglish-johnny-english-movie-johnnye...
Every morning
😄
dry bison
I only hope their stock drops about 23%
If Nintendo loses 23% of their stock value, they'll have tanked their entire quarterly
Hell. They will have tanked four quarterlies
cursive agate
https://tenor.com/view/jar-jar-binks-how-rude-rude-star-wars-pissed-gif-17565387
I just mean people I see outside lmao
opaque tartan
They'll have to come out and apologise to the Japanese people again
civic ferry
Do they care about stock?
opaque tartan
Yeah
wise stream
I just mean people I see outside lmao
dry bison
Do they care about stock?
Stock is a measure of investor faith, which is an honor to have
opaque tartan
I'm not a finance bro
dry bison
Losing stock, losing faith is losing honor
opaque tartan
But yeah this
dry bison
The japanese care very much about honors
civic ferry
Losing rep, got it
opaque tartan
They have to bow profusely to the public
opaque tartan
Losing rep, got it
They're a big company in Japan and public trading comes into play I think
So much has gone on with them even in my short time doing shit
And I've had to follow it
It's mad
It's almost like they're trying to get their ducks lined up before next console release
Maybe because of something Pokémon related
Go back to 2006/2007 and look at what went down if anyone is interested
primal kelp
It's almost like they're trying to get their ducks lined up before next console ...
testing the waters by releasing pokemon games on ps5 and they dont want competition
opaque tartan
testing the waters by releasing pokemon games on ps5 and they dont want competit...
That Seal Of Approval used to mean a lot a while back
opaque tartan
It was like you had met the highest standard
slow cedar
https://tenor.com/view/pikachu-pokemon-punch-gif-16139315
me when my little brother takes my food from the fridge that i'd been saving
primal kelp
ill eat the food then put it back in the fridge covered back up
dry bison
https://tenor.com/view/stomp-gif-17874349
I hate those fetish tiktokers
opaque tartan
I only hope their stock drops about 23%
One of my favourite quotes, it's actually in my bio for a long while now.
I had to learn the hard way.
"I warn you against shedding blood, indulging in it and making a habit of it, for blood never sleeps."
primal kelp
what if im a vampire
opaque tartan
That's just food
opaque tartan
But this has become applicable to quite a few things, the last thing we need is more destabilisation
dry bison
One of my favourite quotes, it's actually in my bio for a long while now.
I had ...
Shed tears. Shed sweat. Shedding blood costs lives.
primal kelp
https://tenor.com/view/garlic-cloves-roll-silly-gif-8774754
i love garlic
wise stream
i love garlic
Darn foiled plan
dry bison
i love garlic
I love the feeling you get after you cut down a tree
slow cedar
the fucking
new screen on my phone
is a TINY BIT smaller
so the margins around the keyboard and clock and battery and stuff are thinner
and the bezels are a bit wider
dry bison
opaque tartan
he broke it and then made it worse
He should replace the phone
wise stream
I love the feeling you get after you cut down a tree
What the axe forgets the tree remembers
primal kelp
why would u get a screen repair but not the same screen or same size one
dry bison
What the axe forgets the tree remembers
In the form of a tabletop
gusty crater
i love garlic
What if Vampires love garlic and we do nothing but make ourselves a better meal while believing a lie implanted by the very thing we fear so much 
slow cedar
idk man
i wasn't the one who changed it
primal kelp
dont go to random repair shops located in a mall
slow cedar
it wasnt in a mall
dry bison
What if Vampires love garlic and we do nothing but make ourselves a better meal ...
Humans seasoning themselves....Brilliant
slow cedar
he did some good repairs before
but fucked mine up
that's not a table
that's a stool
primal kelp
did you talk to him about it
slow cedar
no
i was at school while it was getting fixed 💀
slow cedar
opaque tartan
Replace my son's phone
slow cedar
i don't think it has a megaphone
opaque tartan
Get one
opaque tartan
Yeah shine that shit in his face
dry bison
no
i was at school while it was getting fixed 💀
If you take the phone back with your concerns, they can fix it again, but make sure you make your concerns heard. Namely, that the screen is smaller. They can actually get money out of taking the screen back and putting it back in stock.
slow cedar
i don't mind the smaller screen much
more so the fact that i still had to pay for it even tho he broke it
primal kelp
i like shining my bright led headlights at peoples eyes
dry bison
They wouldn't fix their mistake for free?
slow cedar
couldn't "prove he broke it"
dry bison
Oh I know why. Your dad 😛
You don't have to prove he broke it. It's not a fricken crime scene. It's a civil matter. The standard for proof is "More likely", not "absolutely clear"
slow cedar
my dad's already mad that he had to spend $85 on an iphone 7
and that's a screen and a battery for less than an official battery repair
primal kelp
iphone repairs are horrid
slow cedar
You don't have to prove he broke it. It's not a fricken crime scene. It's a civi...
idk man
i think my dad's just bad at arguing
dry bison
That you called them the day it happened that you got the phone is more than enough "proof" to support the claim of damages.
dry bison
I think your dad just got tired of arguing.
slow cedar
or he's tired of me
dry bison
Your phone wouldn't have been fixed at all if that was the case
opaque tartan
idk man
i think my dad's just bad at arguing
Should send me
opaque tartan
If I was close you could let me off the chain
primal kelp
send me the iphone
opaque tartan
And 200 dollars
primal kelp
i wont fix it but now it wont be ur problem
slow cedar
lmao
dry bison
It's not an iphone. It's a Nokia.
opaque tartan
Perfect
primal kelp
i wanted to repair my old phone
but the part costed more than what i was willing to pay
opaque tartan
primal kelp
so just got a new one
opaque tartan
This thing still works
dry bison
Best interview on the red carpet for Deadpool and Wolverine
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/NaoKyMmTpn8
opaque tartan
Can still kill a man
slow cedar
damn looks like i'm not the only one who's iphone 7 is hot when it charges
it seems like a super common problem
original vs mine
primal kelp
most old phones do that
slow cedar
pretty obvious
slow cedar
most old phones do that
my 6 didn't
primal kelp
battery was good then
slow cedar
tbf it's metal and the thermal conductivity was amazing
opaque tartan
My 5 did
slow cedar
battery was good then
oh that too
dry bison
damn looks like i'm not the only one who's iphone 7 is hot when it charges
it se...
Wait until the battery expands so far that removing it damages the case
slow cedar
._.
opaque tartan
This is why the Galaxy S2 was the best
primal kelp
i have a s22 ultra currently
dry bison
https://tenor.com/view/battery-explosion-explode-explodes-unboxing-gif-26046605
That is just stupid
slow cedar
https://tenor.com/view/battery-explosion-explode-explodes-unboxing-gif-26046605
no
nonononono
not the lithium ion
dry bison
Puncturing a lithium battery will create a thermal reaction and fire
opaque tartan
i have a s22 ultra currently
Might trade the pixel 7 pro for the 9
dry bison
Oxygen does not play nice with lithium
primal kelp
ive been sucked into the samsung ecosystem
slow cedar
i've been sucked into the apple one
and i fuckin hate apple
mid hardware at a premium price
opaque tartan
ive been sucked into the samsung ecosystem
Yeah few of my mates are the same, I'm sucked into the Google one
Works for me, for now anyway
dry bison
I want to rent deadpool and wolverine now
primal kelp
i could switch but i would have to transfer all my passwords and stuff
brisk jasper
https://tenor.com/view/battery-explosion-explode-explodes-unboxing-gif-26046605
It's convenient to know that anyone can turn their phone battery into a claymore with nothing but a knife and a lack of self preservation
opaque tartan
i could switch but i would have to transfer all my passwords and stuff
Aren't they all transferable easily
I have a Samsung as my secondary and it managed to deal with stuff fine
primal kelp
yeah ik i just dont want to go thru the hassle
opaque tartan
yeah ik i just dont want to go thru the hassle
The hassle of buttons
Lazy ass Shira
dry bison
I refuse to consolidate passwords. Keep that shit complicated as fuck
primal kelp
https://support.google.com/accounts/answer/10500247?hl=en
does it do samsung pass