He always attracts all of the mosquitoes
#off-topic-bond-james-bond
tender marlin
And then we get bit to fuck
That’s part of the reason I don’t like the summer
That and it’s just way too hot
Like
You can wrap yourself in blankets
pale meadow
That and it’s just way too hot
eternal thorn
Get a fan and blow it in your direction
tender marlin
Also snow is epic
eternal thorn
It'll help
tender marlin
Get a fan and blow it in your direction
I have like 3 and it’s still not enough 😭
AND AC
eternal thorn
Then get an electric racket
tender marlin
AND ITS STILL TOO HOT
eternal thorn
AND ITS STILL TOO HOT
I meant for the mosquitoes
pale meadow
AND ITS STILL TOO HOT
How cold so you like it then?
tender marlin
Ohhhh
I’m pretty sure there’s this grass you can rub on you
That I learned about
It’s like a pink flowery grass
eternal thorn
Nah just blow a fan
tender marlin
And it’s a natural mosquito repellent ^^
eternal thorn
You want the stagnant smell to be thrown off
That's why a fan is good
Alternatively, kill em
Electric tennis racket
tender marlin
How cold so you like it then?
I could live my whole life if the temps were 50-60
pale meadow
I could live my whole life if the temps were 50-60
tender marlin
Id prefer maybe like 30-40 tho for snow
I really want snow
We never get it 😭
Once every like 3 years
It snowed in July last year 😭
pale meadow
We never get it 😭
We get some of it in the winter
tender marlin
It snowed in July last year 😭
4 inches
tender marlin
We get some of it in the winter
I wish we did. We have to go up to the mountains for winter tho, cos we live in the hottest part of the pnw loll TwT
wheat burrow
This was probably the deepest we had it last winter
pale meadow
Lol, I live in the northeast
@tender marlin
My dog Broadwell playing in the snow last year
tender marlin
July 💀
tender marlin
My dog Broadwell playing in the snow last year
I love him
pale meadow
I love him
Her
pale meadow
Perfect
tender marlin
She’s a good dog ^^
pale meadow
Ewwww
tender marlin
All my dogs, most of my siblings, and everyone in the house is a boy. Except my mom, and kinda me..
Kinda…
pale meadow
Kinda you?
tender marlin
I don’t like being a boy TwT
tender marlin
Nah..
Just in a position in my life where I don’t know who or what I am
And am kinda just existing as a person thing
I guess
All this shits so confusing..
Being human.. ;-;
keen bridge
What's a human?
tender marlin
I guess us
pale meadow
Being human.. ;-;
You will find your true voice eventually
tender marlin
You will find your true voice eventually
It’s kinda ironic and funny how untrue this is in a literal sense…
I hate my voice
And everyone loves it
pale meadow
I hate my voice
You know what I mean
tender marlin
But I hate it so much
Like genuinely
I couldn’t have gotten a worse voice than what I got lmfao
keen bridge
When I talk walls fall...
thick stump
yet everyone loves it, can't be that bad
tender marlin
It’s like I got the exact opposite of what I would feel comfy with
tender marlin
yet everyone loves it, can't be that bad
It’s not a “bad” voice
pale meadow
It’s like I got the exact opposite of what I would feel comfy with
I talk way to fast lol
thick stump
Just in a position in my life where I don’t know who or what I am
so you know who are then going by the voice comment?
tender marlin
I know how I’d feel comfortable with myself
pale meadow
I know how I’d feel comfortable with myself
Same for me
tender marlin
But I don’t know if all or even some of it is obtainable
Especially the voice part
thick stump
I know how I’d feel comfortable with myself
then take that first step to making yourself comfortable
tender marlin
Idk where to start, how to start, or how expensive it would be
I don’t have the money to do all of it
Maybe a tiny bit
But
Idk where to start either
thick stump
money aside, what would make you feel more comfortable right now?
tender marlin
Vocal surgery
Or electrolysis
Or both
I hate having my voice be super deep
And raspy
And masculine
slow cedar
electrolysis?
slow cedar
like hydrogen production?
tender marlin
electrolysis?
Is hair removal
wheat burrow
electrolysis?
Hair removal via electricity
thick stump
if youre bald dont put a toilet plunger on your head
great advice 😄
tender marlin
I wouldn’t go bald lol
pale meadow
if youre bald dont put a toilet plunger on your head
Don't?
slow cedar
don't
tender marlin
Ooh
tender marlin
money aside, what would make you feel more comfortable right now?
And maybe a hair cut
pale meadow
I would shave my head and do that immediately
slow cedar
thick stump
I would shave my head and do that immediately
i'm thinning out so don't really have much choice 😦
dry bison
great advice 😄
Counterpoint: Even if you have hair, do not put a plunger on your head.
thick stump
looks like a UFO's landing pad otherwise
wheat burrow
tender marlin
And maybe a hair cut
Terrified to do so tho
thick stump
Terrified to do so tho
if it goes wrong it'll grow back
pale meadow
if it goes wrong it'll grow back
Yes
dry bison
https://tenor.com/view/bad-date-swipe-left-swipe-right-dodgy-date-blind-date-gif...
This looks like if Jimmy Fallon got fat and poor and decided to do his hair like Donald Trump
pale meadow
tender marlin
First two times they cut my hair like this ☹️
tender marlin
Overnight?
No, in the past 2 years
wheat burrow
This looks like if Jimmy Fallon got fat and poor and decided to do his hair like...
I’ll take your word for it
tender marlin
I’m just convinced the hair style I want just isn’t possible
thick stump
No, in the past 2 years
damn i was ready to be blown away
wheat burrow
First two times they cut my hair like this ☹️
This is a very unusual haircut from my perspective
pale meadow
I’m just convinced the hair style I want just isn’t possible
It's possible with special effects
dry bison
I like my short pompadour with undercut and fade
tender marlin
This is a very _unusual_ haircut from my perspective
If you knew what I was going for, you could prolly see how it went down that spiral…
thick stump
First two times they cut my hair like this ☹️
Oasis from wish
wheat burrow
Oasis from wish
Epic
thick stump
Judge me all you want
we're all judged every day, it's human nature to do so
pale meadow
But that’s the hair **I WANT**
One of my brothers had hair like that ever before
tender marlin
Then I must just be cursed
Real
Every hair saloon I go to
They fuck up my hair
😞
wheat burrow
I’m sorry, I’m a dick… I have to…
Maybe try going to a salon and not a western themed bar…
tender marlin
Oops
dry bison
Western themed bars cut hair?
tender marlin
I though saloon was just the normal spelling
thick stump
the more drunk the more hair comes off
dry bison
I though saloon was just the normal spelling
salon not saloon
tender marlin
Yesyes
wheat burrow
But in all seriousness, you need to find a decent stylist and not just a cut and dry place if you want that
thick stump
But for ur nails?
ye
spiral zephyr
Western themed bars cut hair?
They do in RDR2 lol
pale meadow
Ye
tender marlin
But in all seriousness, you need to find a decent stylist and not just a cut and...
How would one go about doing that?
Cos I can’t get like
thick stump
@opaque tartan loves the nail salon
tender marlin
A professional from LA or anything
dry bison
wheat burrow
There will be someone close to you that’s decent and a fraction of the price I’m betting
maiden seal
A professional from LA or anything
i like going to local places more than than big names like great clips and shit like that
dry bison
Confirmed. Barbwire likes hoing
wheat burrow
Just got to look for them I guess. Internet is at your fingertips
maiden seal
Confirmed. Barbwire likes hoing
you caught me
pale meadow
Confirmed. Barbwire likes hoing
thick stump
local independant shops put more care and pride into their work
pale meadow
local independant shops put more care and pride into their work
That they do
I am a sucker for convenience with apps
tender marlin
i like going to local places more than than big names like great clips and shit ...
Great clips has fucked up my hair every time
dry bison
local independant shops put more care and pride into their work
Not always. Esp if the local is part of a franchise.
spiral zephyr
I go to to a nice Vietnamese place, the finish the edges with a straight razor.
Under 20 bucks!
And since I don't understand Vietnamese I can just zone out while they all chatter
dry bison
Though I don't know if being a franchisee is independent
thick stump
Not always. Esp if the local is part of a franchise.
True but more often than not they provide a better service
pale meadow
Great clips has fucked up my hair every time
Nah, I am easy, buzz it all off with one pair of clippers and done
wheat burrow
I go to to a nice Vietnamese place, the finish the edges with a straight razor.
...
Yeah the worst part is the idle small talk lol
dry bison
I am easy. Cut my hair and stop rubbing your boobs on me while doing it pls thanks
thick stump
i just cut my own hair now 😄
dry bison
Most awkward thing about where I used to get my hair done
pale meadow
I am easy. Cut my hair and stop rubbing your boobs on me while doing it pls than...
I am always so uncomfortable when that happens
maiden seal
Great clips has fucked up my hair every time
last time i went they did too, local barbers are usually better
just try to find a random shop that looks nice, obviously
tender marlin
Yeah the worst part is the idle small talk lol
My least favorite part
wheat burrow
It’s everyone’s least favourite part, don’t worry about that lol
tender marlin
last time i went they did too, local barbers are usually better
just try to find...
I’m worried they’ll judge me in person of what I want ;w;
thick stump
used to go to a barber called Edward and he had this amazing ability to cut with multiple scissors instead of one, took like 5 minutes
dry bison
“That’s an anime character…”
Learn what hair styles are called
pale meadow
used to go to a barber called Edward and he had this amazing ability to cut with...
Were there patches of hair missing?
thick stump
Were there patches of hair missing?
no he was spot on everytime, didn't talk much though
tender marlin
Learn what hair styles are called
The style I want is too unique
thick stump
just got on with it
dry bison
The style I want is too unique
No it's not
tender marlin
Oh-?
wheat burrow
just got on with it
thick stump
https://tenor.com/view/johnny-depp-edward-scissorhands-tim-burton-movie-film-gif...
woah that's him, how'd you find him
tender marlin
The closest name I’ve gotten for the hair style I want is “short tomboy twintails”
thick stump
chill dude
wheat burrow
woah that's him, how'd you find him
Me and him go way back
thick stump
legend
pale meadow
wheat burrow
Watch out for his cousin though, Sweeney
dry bison
The closest name I’ve gotten for the hair style I want is “short tomboy twintail...
How short? Pixie short?
thick stump
take a picture in of the style you want and go ' i want that, mate'
tender marlin
Noo, I want the tails to reach my chin, and the rest of the hair just slightly shorter
pale meadow
Watch out for his cousin though, Sweeney
You mean Tod?
tender marlin
“That’s an anime character…”
@thick stump but then they’ll be like…
pale meadow
take a picture in of the style you want and go ' i want that, mate'
Do this
dry bison
What shape is your face?
dry bison
Sidetails don't look right on a square face.
thick stump
<@106176613703487488> but then they’ll be like…
find the style on something that isn't an anime character
tender marlin
Not sure how to answer that
pale meadow
Then dont
tender marlin
Sidetails don't look right on a square face.
I don’t think my face is square
dry bison
tender marlin
find the style on something that isn't an anime character
Buddy… the last two years have been that 😭
wheat burrow
If you combine the square head and the diamond head you end up with Kryton I’m sure
tender marlin
Closest one I’ve found
tender marlin
https://tenor.com/view/jak-nem%C3%A1%C5%A1s%C4%8D%C3%ADm-houpat-klid-se-z-na%C5%...
That guy looks interesting
Like a robot
Or the turbo dismount guy
wheat burrow
Yeah he’s a mechanoid from an old British TV show called Red Dwarf
maiden seal
I’m worried they’ll judge me in person of what I want ;w;
probably will but fuck it
wheat burrow
Highly recommend it, it’s funny as fuck
pale meadow
Would you..?
Don't tempt me
thick stump
probably will but fuck it
EXACTLY...why care what others think, you just have to be you. F**k everyone else
tender marlin
Highly recommend it, it’s funny as fuck
What kind of humor?
wheat burrow
Also… you’re paying them for a service
tender marlin
Don't tempt me
wawawawaa TwT
wheat burrow
So… if they want to judge then they aren’t doing themselves many favours from a business perspective
tender marlin
That is true
thick stump
That is true
so Basil first step: Don't give a f what anyone thinks
pale meadow
so Basil first step: Don't give a f what anyone thinks
This 👆
thick stump
get that haircut, post it here so we can judge you
wheat burrow
And then don’t give a fuck about our judgement
severe scroll
hot oolong tea is so good for nasal congestion
that + naproxen sodium is actually incredible
maiden seal
Would you..?
even if i did, which i won't, it doesn't matter
its your hair
and you're paying for a haircut
pale meadow
and you're paying for a haircut
Yes
mint spear
I didn't realize how miserable I looked all day 🗣️
thick stump
we call it 'resting b!tch face' 😛
pale meadow
we call it 'resting b!tch face' 😛
I am accused of having it sometimes lol
dry bison
Closest one I’ve found
This is tomboyish side tail
Just say tomboyish sidetail with shortened sides and back
mint spear
mario kart
thick stump
say you want it like Aurora
thick stump
she still have it ?
opaque tartan
<@366744187481096203> loves the nail salon
Bro are you kink shaming me?!?
On No Man's Sky Discord?!?!
dry bison
she still have it ?
Honestly, I haven't seen her in a while and she changes her look like she changes her clothes
thick stump
Bro are you kink shaming me?!?
On No Man's Sky Discord?!?!
we was talking about nail salons
pale meadow
Dog just licked my phone screen and it almost purchased Nitro
Mabey they want to you to do it
opaque tartan
we was talking about nail salons
I only care about them in my back
opaque tartan
Mabey they want to you to do it
Fuck what they want
pale meadow
Fuck what they want
thick stump
oh i knew you liked nails one way or another, now we know 😄
opaque tartan
oh i knew you liked nails one way or another, now we know 😄
Rusty screwdrivers are better
thick stump
whatever floats your boat i guess
dry bison
The tide lifts all boats except the ones that don't float.
thick stump
https://tenor.com/view/disapprove-disappointment-baby-judgey-judging-gif-2690331...
has no one drop kicked him yet?
pale meadow
I think some have come close
wheat burrow
Rusty screwdrivers are better
opaque tartan
I miss Saladfingers
wheat burrow
Me too lol
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slow cedar
@opaque tartan double charger acquired
And LiPo
There are so many fire hazard warnings
One on the box, one on the cable, one on the instructions, one on the battery
dry bison
Lithium?
slow cedar
Lithium polymer
slow cedar
Like li-ion but it’ll burn your house down
dry bison
Super hard to put out even with a proper fire extinguisher
slow cedar
I’m not charging it until I buy a lipo box
Forgot to get one at the RC store 🤦
i'm reading some safety on lipos
it's all like
"don't do this or your house will burn down"
"do this or your house will also burn down"
💀
mint spear
working on music for fun, wanted to get that nms style to it kinda
quaint adder
I just realized show recaps dont work on those who remember nothing at all
tender marlin
so Basil first step: Don't give a f what anyone thinks
I’m amazing at giving a fuck of what others think of me tho…
tender marlin
and you're paying for a haircut
True I suppose…
tender marlin
Just say tomboyish sidetail with shortened sides and back
Oki.. I’ll try that next time I muster the courage to go ;w;
Also hi chat
My phone was deathed
mint spear
Dawg being a loner at school isn't fun 😭
tender marlin
Also chat, I got the shirt
tender marlin
Dawg being a loner at school isn't fun 😭
Me my entire highschool years
TwT
Didn’t talk to no one
Only did my work and watched utubes
tender marlin
I was too scared to social interact
mint spear
I don't like how ugly my hair is, that's the only reason why I didn't like going today
tender marlin
Cos of the pandemic
I always wore a mask
Even after
Way after
Pretty much until I went into online
;-;
mint spear
The covid lockdown really fucked my life up tbh
quaint adder
tender marlin
Loll
tender marlin
Literally from less than a year ago…
This is also like closest chat is getting to a face reveal btw
quaint adder
Also hair clips
quaint adder
Things can be messy with comb but without one is more pain to use one
eternal thorn
Literally from less than a year ago…
I remember having bangs in my teenage years but nothing as long as this, goddamn
You may as well be the hair
pliant fjordBOT
eternal thorn
I thought it was cool too
Doesn't suit me now
not me
just the haircut I usually have to stick to
gentleman's haircut, but thicker and a little messier
this is peak hair tho, and I'll never have it
tender marlin
this is peak hair tho, and I'll never have it
Is that dante?
eternal thorn
Yea from One Piece
mint spear
glad jacinth
i had the most boring hair up till like 15 or 16...
then i let it grow until i got dreadlocks
and since my early 20's it has been a mohawk
not cool B.A. style mohawk, just a regular football player wannabee mohawk
keen bridge
I once grew my hair long enough that it went to my mouth, and my hair is really thick so it was just a solid mass of hair covering my face.
keen bridge
Where did you find a video of me?
wise stream
keen bridge
https://tenor.com/view/lor-lord-of-the-rings-sauron-lord-sauron-the-great-eye-gi...
Ok then, what am I building in minecraft right now?
wise stream
Ok then, what am I building in minecraft right now?
tender marlin
https://tenor.com/view/lor-lord-of-the-rings-sauron-lord-sauron-the-great-eye-gi...
What is that, and what it do
wise stream
It’s a face of shock
tender marlin
Nuh uh
wise stream
As in whatever it is it’s shocking
keen bridge
The Eye of Sauron
tender marlin
The Eye of Sauron
What it do
keen bridge
It's from The Lord of the Ring
wise stream
It’s the manifestation of Sauron the only way in the movie at least that he lives
keen bridge
Though Gullum said he only had four fingers on one hand.
tender marlin
Is lord of the rings like elden ring?
lucid granite
Is lord of the rings like elden ring?
goodness no
tender marlin
Aw
lucid granite
i guess they're both fantasy
tender marlin
I like the dark fantasy esc kinda like what elden ring and dark souls have
dry bison
https://tenor.com/view/cousin-itt-addams-family-gif-6213658
Kids and their trendy haircuts
tender marlin
Lizzie is just my favorite character of all time
silent wagon
@wheat burrow I have too many theories the further I get into From 
glad jacinth
Is lord of the rings like elden ring?
Lol that was a funny question tbh
think of Lord of the Rings more like classic fantasy.
I mean the books were written before any of us here were even born, and have influenced Fantasy writing, games and movies, ever since then
even the LOTR triology, being much older is something i think everyone should watch at least once
tender marlin
I wish there were shows or movies more like dark souls tbh
spiral zephyr
This is my hair a week or so after I get it cut
tender marlin
Odd
glad jacinth
I wish there were shows or movies more like dark souls tbh
Dark fantasy exists
Although, actually a movie, or rather a TV show based on the Souls IP would be freakin sweet
They even made a movie from Monster Hunter'
pretty mid
a Souls movie woulda been betetr
ornate pecan
i had the most boring hair up till like 15 or 16...
then i let it grow until i ...
This is when I stopped having hair.
I'm blue, ya doo dee dah doo dah
I like this shade of blue, actually, can I just keep this? Do ranks decay?
tender marlin
They even made a movie from Monster Hunter'
They made an isekai*
keen bridge
I like this shade of blue, actually, can I just keep this? Do ranks decay?
Ranks don't decay but you will probably move past it eventually.
slow cedar
I think I’d make a pretty good airline pilot
tight pagoda
hi
keen bridge
hello
tight pagoda
hi cat
keen bridge
I think I’d make a pretty good airline pilot
I think you were going faster than you were supposed to.
keen bridge
you went past mach 1
slow cedar
It’s in kilometres
keen bridge
oh
keen bridge
have you made a cannon rocket?
tight pagoda
im debating if i want to be productive or lazy tonighht. i just got home from work
lazy wins
still...
keen bridge
make what?
slow cedar
have you made a cannon rocket?
That was about 10 minutes after running out off ammo
Carried purely by inertia
keen bridge
how much ammo?
keen bridge
Simple planes has helicopter blades, though it's been a few years since I've played it.
glad jacinth
They made an isekai*
idk what that is
keen bridge
idk what that is
I think it's like if you die and are reborn in that fictional world.
brisk jasper
Oh god I think I know what movie you’re talking about
brisk jasper
Well, yeah, but I think I recall seeing something about that Monster Hunter movie and how shitty it was
tight pagoda
im watching Wishmaster
glad jacinth
but def not what one would expect for a monster hunter movie llol
keen bridge
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6475714/
There is also a show on Netflix.
keen bridge
It's not Isekai though
keen bridge
And it might be directed at younger people.
glad jacinth
And it might be directed at younger people.
it's animation ?
keen bridge
yes
tender marlin
Well, yeah, but I think I recall seeing something about that Monster Hunter movi...
It was really bad 😭
glad jacinth
Oh okay :/
I rarely do anime. I prefer live action
glad jacinth
For all my love of Star Wars for example, i still refuse to watch the clone wars or bad batch
tender marlin
For all my love of Star Wars for example, i still refuse to watch the clone war...
Shooting urself in the foot with that one
I don’t even like Star Wars, or am I super big into animated shows, but clone wars was so good
glad jacinth
I don't see how that's shooting myself in the foot
tender marlin
Missing out on epic Star Wars content
glad jacinth
I know very well how good the show is.
I can get my lore from reading the synopsis
i will not enjoy the show pure and simple
I tried
If im watching a show i need to ewnjoy it.
The animation is too distracting
keen bridge
That's fine.
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tender marlin
Listen to the clone wars audio book
glad jacinth
that would be an option too yea
tender marlin
glad jacinth
But i've already read on about half of it at this point
so im semi caugh up on the lore 😁
tight pagoda
i still like cartoons
tight pagoda
never watched
keen bridge
tender marlin
never watched
It’s super duper cute ^^
I usually watch it when I’m super super sad TwT
tight pagoda
😦
tender marlin
Cos it’s like baby mode distraction from whatever I’m sad about
I love all of them sm :>>>>
They’re all so cuteeee
Should I wait for a sale to get armored core? Or just get it at full price?
tight pagoda
which armored core
tender marlin
6
tender marlin
Is it $60 fun?
opaque tartan
@wheat burrow had a fucking mad one tonight
Absolute jokes
Put a fear into a man
tender marlin
Alrighty ^^
glad jacinth
From is a little tricky when it comes to sales though
tender marlin
From is a little tricky when it comes to sales though
Xbox tells me ^^
keen bridge
Put a fear into a man
Which fear? Fear of pasta? Fear of light?
tender marlin
So I’ll get notified whenever it inevitably happens
glad jacinth
might be a while is what im saying but yea
tender marlin
Tbh I might not even touch it until after I’m done with my monster hunter craze rn
glad jacinth
I didn't try armored core since it really doesn't look like my cup of tea
But everyone i know spoke wonders about it
tender marlin
Honestly, mech stuff usually isn’t mine either
glad jacinth
it's their GOTY
tender marlin
But armored core looks cool
opaque tartan
Which fear? Fear of pasta? Fear of light?
True fear, I told him I'd break his fingers if he continued to be heavy-handed with a lady
tender marlin
And there’s no micro transactions
Already makes it really good in my eyes and I haven’t played it
glad jacinth
And there’s no micro transactions
I hate that this is a sales point in 2024
tender marlin
Oh trust me, me too
glad jacinth
so don't fall for the trap 😭
glad jacinth
ignore that it doesn't have mtx, no game other than mobile bloatware should
tender marlin
Even mobile bloatware should have a limit
glad jacinth
I'm exagerating. i think it's ok if a game that needs to maintain servers or a live service include some cosmetic MTX and stuff like that
tender marlin
If a game is f2p and or server based sure
To some extent
Call of duty is prime example of what to not do
keen bridge
I avoid games with mtx’s nowadays
I don't, I just suffer the consequences of not paying😆
glad jacinth
Even something like FO76 or ESO i was okay with buying the thing for unlimited starages.. that was until i foujnd out can only be used while subscription is active instead of a one time payement
opaque tartan
Wah wah wah, more important things than games and an industry you cry about
Women get harassed
glad jacinth
Wah wah wah, more important things than games and an industry you cry about
your UTi is not that important you goof
tender marlin
Women get harassed
Everyone gets harassed at some point I feel
opaque tartan
your UTi is not that important you goof
My thumbs in someone eye sockets matter though
tender marlin
But yea, it does suck
opaque tartan
I love putting fear into people
tender marlin
But mtx’s are still worse tbh /j
glad jacinth
My thumbs in someone eye sockets matter though
ever licked an eyeball ?
keen bridge
oh
opaque tartan
ever licked an eyeball ?
Yeah licked plenty other things too, just not windows
tender marlin
ever licked an eyeball ?
Gross
lucid granite
now i want to
keen bridge
I've been hit in the eye by a nerf dart.
glad jacinth
now i want to
it was popular with japanese teens a couple years back.
I always had an obssession with it. might be secretely a japanese teen without knowing
lucid granite
alright then
opaque tartan
now i want to
Come
lucid granite
😳
opaque tartan
My eyes are dry
glad jacinth
youd be down with that?
glad jacinth
hey no kink shaming
opaque tartan
Kink shame me all day, brings me joy
formal trench
Welp, I guess I won't be playing anything for a bit
tender marlin
How come
keen bridge
Welp, I guess I won't be playing anything for a bit
Why not?
opaque tartan
Welp, I guess I won't be playing anything for a bit
Go find a local football team
formal trench
Well our ceiling had a leak in our apartment. So they cut it open to "Patch it," and congratulations, it is Fiberglass insulation.
keen bridge
ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh
formal trench
In my son's room
formal trench
All of his shit has to be thrown, they did not cover anything
formal trench
I have Renter's insurance, they'll sue for us
tender marlin
Dub
lone gorge
If only sueing someone didn’t cost more than the damages it warranted
tender marlin
If only sueing someone didn’t cost more than the damages it warranted
Uh, squinkies?
formal trench
Renter's insurance is basically like Itemized tax returns, guaranteed to cover damages
opaque tartan
All of his shit has to be thrown, they did not cover anything
Muthafuckas
formal trench
Up to like 15 k I think
tender marlin
Say they broke your Ferrari too
formal trench
I am just trusting all will be alright, but we can't be in there right now
keen bridge
That would be under car insurance.
tender marlin
I am just trusting all will be alright, but we can't be in there right now
The whole house, or just the room?
formal trench
The whole apartment
tender marlin
Ah, that’s no bueno :///
formal trench
Yes State Farm specifically is who it is through
Those fibers get in the air, you breathe them in they embed themselves in your lungs
They are as bad or worse than asbestos insulation
lone gorge
Similar to asbestos. And those mesothelioma commercials
formal trench
So to be safe we are staying with the In Law for safety ^^
opaque tartan
My old warehouse had an asbestos roof
tender marlin
So to be safe we are staying with the In Law for safety ^^
Could be worse, which is the good thing
keen bridge
Asbestos was really bad stuff
Asbestos causes cancer
so it will kill you and kill you.
tender marlin
It will kill you twice?
lone gorge
Dying isn’t enough to kill me
keen bridge
It will kill you twice?
two different ways
lone gorge
And killing me isn’t enough for me to die
formal trench
Thankfully we have a place to go, and I am thankful this happened now so maybe we can find a better place or even an actual house. I am trying to keep my attitude in a place of thankfulness, we are alive and this will not hold us down.
keen bridge
three if you count that they used asbestos pot holders to change machinge gun barrels in WWII
formal trench
Not gonna lie, it sucks, but it is a temporary problem
opaque tartan
I'm gonna think positively for you mate
keen bridge
I hope everything works out quickly.
formal trench
I am also a Christian and just finished the CR 12 Steps
lone gorge
Not gonna lie, it sucks, but it is a temporary problem
If a setback leaves you in a way better position in the future, totallly worth it.
tight pagoda
are you all outside of the US?
wish i could meet you all at a meet or something
having a moment. i miss my dog
formal trench
Minnesota
tight pagoda
youre from MN??
formal trench
Yeppers
tight pagoda
Iowa sucks true or false?
formal trench
Lived in Michigan 33 years, been here about 6
formal trench
Oh dude about 30-45 minutes away probs
opaque tartan
having a moment. i miss my dog
I'm in the place that has chips not fries
I miss my old dog dude
Got some bad news about her
opaque tartan
It's life bro
formal trench
I live in a suburb of Minneappolis. You familiar with Lake Minnetonka?
opaque tartan
Not easy but it is what it is
tight pagoda
yes
tight pagoda
Not easy but it is what it is
still ok to say "shit"
opaque tartan
I live in a suburb of Minneappolis. You familiar with Lake Minnetonka?
Where Prince lived?
formal trench
Yeah our aparrment is lakeside
opaque tartan
still ok to say "shit"
Sheeeeeeeit
formal trench
No Prince lived in a different County
tight pagoda
he was in edina wasnt he?
formal trench
I am pretty sure he was from Chanhassen
tight pagoda
oh
formal trench
Maybe it was Edina, I am in Hennepin County
opaque tartan
Long night
opaque tartan
Take care dude, sorry if the pics made you feel bad
formal trench
I am about to go to work, let out the boarding dog then pass out
tight pagoda
Take care dude, sorry if the pics made you feel bad
wasnt the picks, just so much bad news lately
need some time
nothing personal i promiss
opaque tartan
Mate I'm sorry to hear, last thing you need
tight pagoda
no its not a "you thing"
formal trench
Sorry about your dog, Kyle. Please take care. Last year we had to put Baby my dog down.
opaque tartan
I'll be around
opaque tartan
Love you man, don't be sorry
opaque tartan
LOL
tight pagoda
XD
tight pagoda
i faved it lol
opaque tartan
I almost got into it today man
tight pagoda
is your dog, gone, what is going on
opaque tartan
I don't want to but fuck
lone gorge
Sploot
opaque tartan
is your dog, gone, what is going on
Angel, the Samoyed I had years ago, front legs not working very well, she happy but you know
Breaks my heart
I ran every morning with her
Before work
And after
opaque tartan
She's with my old housemate and the kids, she's taken care of
But if a dog can't run
tight pagoda
oh
opaque tartan
You know
formal trench
I love this group and will be around still, just might be here to calm my videogame addiction while I give it up to save my families and my own life, literally.
tight pagoda
i know...
opaque tartan
Back legs are one thing but front legs
tight pagoda
one sec
opaque tartan
I love this group and will be around still, just might be here to calm my videog...
Gang shit
tight pagoda
formal trench
Ok just pulled up to work, gotta let out Gibson the Collie
opaque tartan
Accountability is accountability @formal trench
Here for anyone that has to deal with that
formal trench
Life happens hard and fast and even when not ready sacrifice sometimes happens for preservation of others and yourself ^^
I never understood what giving up yourself meant until my son entered this world on September 25th 2019
Still learning
glad jacinth
i gave up gaming for a couple years when my first was born.
Terrible time.. always work and sleep. I got pretty depressed.
what's worse is my other hobbies didn't really fulfill anything.
I just had to find a balance
lone gorge
I never understood what giving up yourself meant until my son entered this world...
Having a mini me will do that lmao. And I don’t even have one yet
opaque tartan
That's my plan in the next two years, breeding
lone gorge
Compromise is a form of giving in partially to come to an agreement :p
opaque tartan
Poppin em out
glad jacinth
For sure. Just make sure you take care of yourself too, and live the life you want.
It's important that you're healthy and mentally there for family too
opaque tartan
Some lady said "7" I was like yo, maybe actually
tight pagoda
hey freak>
glad jacinth
hey Kyle 😊
tight pagoda
freak...found a new gif
glad jacinth
a kyle gif?
tight pagoda
formal trench
Meet Gibson
tight pagoda
XD sorry lol
glad jacinth
Das good
mint spear
I gave up gaming for awhile then Nintendo was like hey bruh check this out & made the switch
formal trench
glad jacinth
Mel Gibson
mint spear
Can't wait to do science tomorrow for no reason
formal trench
glad jacinth
ohhh Gibson with RTX on 💖
formal trench
This is our boarding dog ^^
glad jacinth
is it a collie ?
opaque tartan
bro aren't you too old for 7?
That shit is draining trust me
Maybe but I could deal with 2
lone gorge
Adorbable
opaque tartan
Never know, set up a foundation and pretend they're mutants and watch the money roll in
formal trench
Sheltie my bad
tight pagoda
i have an update on Rio
formal trench
He's a Sheltie
formal trench
Me too, some I know, others not so much
glad jacinth
i have an update on Rio
How's Rio faring in the new home?
opaque tartan
Oh ok. I am ignorant on dog breeds
And finishing games in your Steam library
lone gorge
Oh ok. I am ignorant on dog breeds
tight pagoda
Oh ok. I am ignorant on dog breeds
opaque tartan
Stahhhp it
I can't it's an addiction
opaque tartan
It's like crack
eternal thorn
i gave up gaming for a couple years when my first was born.
Terrible time.. alw...
meanwhile part of my depression is not being able to afford kids
tight pagoda
anyone else wanna read the letter?
eternal thorn
getting to the age now where its potentially more trouble than it worth
formal trench
Meanwhile, my dog Echo, she's a Bernadoodle
glad jacinth
meanwhile part of my depression is not being able to afford kids
i always said the same thing, until waifu said, "we are never gonna be ready, when it comes, we will have to make it work"
And then i said fck it and went for it
keen bridge
anyone else wanna read the letter?
yes please.
glad jacinth
You cna make it work always
lone gorge
My anxiety stems from me thinking about what it’d be like with another me around…. Yikes 💀
eternal thorn
i always said the same thing, until waifu said, "we are never gonna be ready, w...
I'd be rich if I had a dollar for every time I've heard that
But growing up in poverty sticks
I'm never gonna put any potential kid of mine thru that struggle
glad jacinth
(but it kinda is true)
I understand though, i never thought we would manage either
eternal thorn
I want to be ready. If I cant be ready, then its just not in the cards for this life
glad jacinth
I'm never gonna put any potential kid of mine thru that struggle
i can understand that too tbh
mint spear
The secret to affording kids is to just have them
I had the same thoughts
formal trench
I was not ready. I thought I wanted Kids, my wife didn't want kids. She is an awesome mother though ^^
eternal thorn
I envy the optimism people can have tho. "Just do it you'll figure it out."
What if we don't?
I'm too meticulous
lone gorge
I grew up poor. But at the same time I understood my mom did her best with what we had
tight pagoda
freak i sent you a thing
eternal thorn
I grew up poor. But at the same time I understood my mom did her best with what ...
My mom was given every opportunity to give me a good childhood but wasted it all on herself
We havent spoken in years
lone gorge
I'm too meticulous
Literally my irrational fear of moving out. Seems so expensive and I’m no where ready even for that. Let alone kids
Like you don’t just “figure out” moving out lol. There such a process
As with most things
eternal thorn
Received generous child support from my dad but kept blowing it all on self-image, gambling, and partying
and then couldnt keep the lights on or pay the rent
and then told me the child support was none of my business
lone gorge
My mom was sorta like that. I had everything I needed but child support my mom just yea used herself. Which is why I still live with my dad now. I kinda feel like I owe it to him in a way
formal trench
Kids teach you a lot. There is a lot you'll never realize until you have one. It is difficult at first and no matter what you will make mistakes. You can no longer be afraid to fail, got to keep trying. Basically like teaching another how to stay alive, the basic ropes and as you teach they get better and better until one day they can leave the nest.
eternal thorn
I've learned everything up to now vicariously thru others tbh
And ironically, how not to be a parent... from my parents
My cats can be my kids for the foreseeable future 
formal trench
I forgot all the stuff I had been taught but a lot of it became habit before I could remember, that is what raising a child is, it becomes a routine to get them on the right track
opaque tartan
I had the opportunity ripped away from me almost 18 years ago
It's something that has weighed on me the whole time
And likely won't ever go away
formal trench
Parents often teach how not to parent but we often get too blinded by what they did wrong to see they also did some things right
eternal thorn
I can't say I was blinded to the things done right
glad jacinth
And likely won't ever go away
I never thought much about it, i thought i would want to never have kids.
But honestly can't see myself not being a parent now
formal trench
I can't say I was blinded to the things done right
Then you look at it objectively, good on you ^^
glad jacinth
If i don't really do anything else useful in this world, i can at least rest knowing i've tried to raise 2 amazing humans
lone gorge
I’m still the never want kids phase. Unless I can skip the baby phase
Babies are just messy potatoes. I hate that part
glad jacinth
I’m still the never want kids phase. Unless I can skip the baby phase
that is the worst part its yucky
It goes by fast though trust me
lone gorge
And they’re loud
eternal thorn
I'm sure you mean well but that almost sounds patronizing 
maybe I'm just in a mood
opaque tartan
I never thought much about it, i thought i would want to never have kids.
But h...
It's the worst shit I've ever dealt with, probably why I have no fear of people killing me or talking shit
glad jacinth
If i don't really do anything else useful in this world, i can at least rest kno...
which part this? 😆
that has been my only takeaway
eternal thorn
I’m still the never want kids phase. Unless I can skip the baby phase
Adoption i guess
glad jacinth
it's in part due to feeling i haven't really left that much of a mark in this world or donne anything special
lone gorge
I used to HATE my mom, and have come to regret it. I was blinded by how shit I felt I was treated that I forgot, hey I was raised right though. I ain’t no criminal or asshole (usually)
formal trench
I was a bad father at first honestly, angry using Marijuana and Alcohol almost daily and I knew nothing of parenting. Been off the "grass," and alcohol a year and two months from doing them daily
eternal thorn
I used to HATE my mom, and have come to regret it. I was blinded by how shit I f...
Wish I could say the same 
opaque tartan
God is cruel
eternal thorn
Mine went severely downhill ever since I left for my dad's
Her 'paycheck' was gone
opaque tartan
God only takes away, fuck that guy
lone gorge
Wish I could say the same <:rlybread:1004627810993840169>
I’m not here to tell you, you have to forgive though. That’s all you. And either way ain’t wrong it’s your choice
Every situations different
eternal thorn
I dont have to forgive someone who threatened to kill me, sorry
She doesn't believe she was ever in the wrong.
glad jacinth
I'm not a firm believer in unconditional love either.
There are some things that can cross the line
eternal thorn
I'm all for forgiving people and growing together n whatnot, but there's times when that just isnt possible
lone gorge
I can agree that unconditional love isn’t to be expected
opaque tartan
I'm not a firm believer in unconditional love either.
There are some things that...
For other things there's MasterCard
Or kicking someone down stairs
formal trench
Forgiveness is not about them though, that is you not letting them hurt you again but letting go of the 1000 lbs weight you been holding onto
eternal thorn
I'm not a firm believer in unconditional love either.
There are some things that...
Hard to have unconditional love for someone who:
kept me away from my dad as much as possible despite custody
claimed she never talked bad about my dad despite always talking bad about him
wasted all of the child support on herself instead of making sure I had food and new clothes (the money could've covered it all)
assaulted and abandoned me at a storage facility, only to come back and make me tell the cops I was lying about it
threatened to put a gun to my head and make me tell my dad I wasnt coming back
put me on unnecessary medication under the age of 10 in an attempt to have me diagnosed with ADHD
recently accusing my grandma's husband of destroying her car when in fact he was working on fixing it for free, and then tried to sue him for it
tried to manipulate the court system when fighting for custody to delay hearings
the list goes on really.
Been told plenty of times that you should always respect your parents n forgive them for their actions since you only get one but... people really have to be able to empathize with other peoples situations. Nobody knows everything.
opaque tartan
Hard to have unconditional love for someone who:
kept me away from my dad as muc...
Bruvva
opaque tartan
This is far too close to home
glad jacinth
You've only told a bit and i can already agree. That is way too much to n forgive mate
opaque tartan
Minus a few details
lone gorge
Literally
keen bridge
Hard to have unconditional love for someone who:
kept me away from my dad as muc...
yup, no forgiveness. In this life or the next.
lone gorge
I can remember all the constant fights between my parents where each one wanted to me to agree to there side for court and stuck me in this horrible position of “choosing” my parent
eternal thorn
I can only wish her the best on figuring herself out but I'm not gonna be a part of it.
glad jacinth
honestly @eternal thorn unless she completely changed and really regrets her life decisions, i don't think you should ever feel bad about not forgiving her
lone gorge
honestly <@289461676103958538> unless she completely changed and really regrets...
The only reason I’ve forgiven my mom was because she met someone and TOTALLY changed. I forgave, but never forgot
eternal thorn
honestly <@289461676103958538> unless she completely changed and really regrets...
I can only hope she'll come around eventually
for her sake
slow cedar
yeah
eternal thorn
But she's just lost it tbh
slow cedar
oh
eternal thorn
Neglected to mention the jail time for possession and never taking her rehab seriously
glad jacinth
Until then, you've done nothing wrong man.
There should be no space in your or anyone's life for someone like this
formal trench
One can learn to forgive, but it is ok not to wjen you can't do it. I used to believe I had people in my life I could not forgive but I don't want to say why. I am just saying I forgave them, but I need to go because this negative air is not helpful to me. I came here because I can't play, like I'd love to, want to.
eternal thorn
One can learn to forgive, but it is ok not to wjen you can't do it. I used to be...
Not to be rude but you don't need to get sanctimonious with this "learn to forgive" stuff. I'm human all the same as you, but I'm not enabling someone to think they were right in their wrongs.
If she actually realized she screwed up then I could eventually forgive her
slow cedar
"screwed up" sounds like a severe understatement 
keen bridge
yeah
eternal thorn
Just being facetious
slow cedar
had to look that up
lone gorge
Putting it in laymen’s terms
eternal thorn
had to look that up <:Bones:923095059589636106>
Look, Nate, its an adjective to describe us
slow cedar
sometimes i don't know if i'm facetious or just apathetic sometimes :|
lone gorge
sometimes i don't know if i'm facetious or just apathetic sometimes :|
Which is why I choose to be obnoxious
slow cedar
lol
lone gorge
When I was a kid I thought that word meant “obviously noxious” like poison lol
slow cedar
heh
opaque tartan
Look, Nate, its an adjective to describe us
We're sacks of shit, but I kinda like you, you're alright
Dickbag
🫂
eternal thorn
the best smelling shitsack you've ever smelt
opaque tartan
Oh yeah
I've smelt way worse sacks of shit
I pick up dogshit most of the day too
glad jacinth
if i can only figure out exactly which house they live in
opaque tartan
I would smear it on their windows too
Just to insult them
Hell, I might even take a shit on their lawn myself
glad jacinth
lmfao
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opaque tartan
Leave it as a gift for their ring doorbell
opaque tartan
Ding dong, Merry Muthafuckin Christmas bitch
Yeah I want them to see
I want them to see it drop onto the grass
Insulting
dry bison
I want them to see it drop onto the grass
You want them to witness creation at its birth
"I GAVE BIRTH TO THIS!"
It's like that scene where you finally get to see the twisted ultimate form of Sephiroth
Music included
Because nate poops to a sound track
opaque tartan
You want them to witness creation at its birth
YUP
opaque tartan
It's like that scene where you finally get to see the twisted ultimate form of S...
My shit is One Winged Angel
opaque tartan
Because nate poops to a sound track
HOW DO YOU KNOW ME SO WELL
Oh wait
I know
Takes one to know one
lone gorge
Staple the bag to his front door
Leaving it in a flaming paper bag on his doorstep so he has to stomp it out
Then after they’ve realized they tracked it all along inside there house it’s too late
opaque tartan
Leaving it in a flaming paper bag on his doorstep so he has to stomp it out
Nah I don't want to be guilty of arson, I have limits
The window smearing is as far as I go
dry bison
plus you can't draw ascii art memes with fire
It will be meta shitting irl on a window with ascii shit
glad jacinth
or pull a George Carlin.
Feed the dog rubber bands, so the turds come out with a little string attached.
easy for throwing
opaque tartan
trespassing *could* be a concern <:thonk:973828370712387614>
Only if they see my face, the resolution of my arsehole won't be enough to convict
dry bison
or pull a George Carlin.
Feed the dog rubber bands, so the turds come out with a...
I thought you were going to say roll around in your grave bitching about ai
lone gorge
My dog once told me he ate my laces
He shit me knot
opaque tartan
My anus is a resolution
dry bison
My anus is a resolution
Sounds like the title to a cher song
slow cedar
it's thermal runaway, not an explosion
yeah i see how it's not an explosion
but it sounds cooler
glad jacinth
opaque tartan
Sounds like the title to a cher song
Madonna*
glad jacinth
Li-ion's actually have an extra protection.
Most of the time what you see is the battery venting (which is already dangerous enough). Thermal runaway is rarer
tender marlin
lone gorge
it's just H O T
Pretty sure they can’t be put out either. Call the fire dept and they come out to sit n watch too 💀
slow cedar
yeah it can't
slow cedar
also if it ever gets too hot, you're literally supposed to put it far away and watch it for half an hour
after that get rid of it
LiPos are scary
lone gorge
I can’t wait to see how we start “destroying” teslas when they fail to function
glad jacinth
Yes, past a certain temperature threshold that means it already suffered internal damage, and it wont be safe anymore
slow cedar
I can’t wait to see how we start “destroying” teslas when they fail to function
someone once blew up his tesla cause the battery was too expensive to change
tender marlin
I can’t wait for tomorrow
glad jacinth
I can’t wait to see how we start “destroying” teslas when they fail to function
teslas use mostly 18650 Li-ion's from what i gather, not li-po's right?
still equally a problem
slow cedar
Yes, past a certain temperature threshold that means it already suffered interna...
60ºC i think
glad jacinth
60ºC i think
60 where? on the exterior?
slow cedar
teslas use mostly 18650 Li-ion's from what i gather, not li-po's right?
yeah they use li-ion
they're not as bad but still burn badly when punctured
slow cedar
60 where? on the exterior?
i guess so
lone gorge
No idea. I just know that a replacement battery cell is roughly 30k iirc. So yea, might as well get a new car
opaque tartan
I can’t wait to see how we start “destroying” teslas when they fail to function
Upload the serial number to X with a video of it on fire