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dry bison
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ID thiefs must've been losing their mind with the opportunity for free money

opaque tartan
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Fuck these morons

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Church of the Bank

glossy vale
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Ah yes a glitch

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I totally didn't just commit fraud

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Oh great im diarrhea colored

opaque tartan
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I just don't want to go to jail, too pretty

dry bison
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The only reason I don't want to go to jail is my stuff is here.

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If I go to jail my stuff isn't there.

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The institute of justice better not make jail more appealing than freedom for me šŸ˜›

dusky sail
opaque tartan
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I don't want to wake up in the morning feeling like a piano dentist @wheat burrow

wheat burrow
dry bison
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Got a guy comin today to fix the roof (again)...Hope it doesn't cost me more than $250 for the patch work

opaque tartan
dry bison
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They're made of metal

opaque tartan
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Steel

opaque tartan
dry bison
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Cost of that is 5k-15k

opaque tartan
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Fuck man

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Do they mess with the neighbours roof too

dry bison
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yes

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I scared one away and it ran to the neighbors across the street. Hoping that it decided to change its choice of home to theirs.

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They were gone all week and didn't come back until yesterday so the racoon had all week to make itself at home somewhere

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I've been getting very little sleep, repeatedly checking the roof for these fuckers

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The internet says noise and light deters them

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I keep the outside lights on all night. They aren't deterred.

opaque tartan
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Motion triggered alarm?

wheat burrow
opaque tartan
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Like one that doesn't affect people?

wheat burrow
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This would do it I think

opaque tartan
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Flamethrower maybe

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At least you'll have BBQ

dry bison
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I have a projector somewhere for my windows on halloween.

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It doesn't play ghost busters.

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Instead of projects a scene of hands pressing on a front tinted surface

wheat burrow
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Yeah this guy is a lighting specialist, his set ups are always awesome

dry bison
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I'm surprised they didn't loop on bustin

glossy vale
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Jesus Christ

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Temu is so fucking weird

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90% of items there are sex toys disguised as home decor

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I just wanted a knife BlobSigh

fiery belfry
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Is @pliant fjord a custom bot? I've been trying to find a bot which will post branch updates similar to#nms-news-ticker just for a different game, but I haven't been able to find any

fiery belfry
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Thanks

opaque tartan
open void
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I never imagined Lulumbu to become a meme of current size...

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(btw, thanks for that)

opaque tartan
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GekHappy šŸ¦¾šŸ«‚HeartExo

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Facts

open void
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agreed (mostly)

dry bison
mint spear
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Bg3 campaigns with the homies really do be like therapy
I'm thankful larian keeping Baldur's Gate alive

cursive agate
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Describe this as a feeling?

hard vine
dry bison
mint spear
dry bison
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Personally, I find the song a little meh

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It was great the first time I heard it until I started breaking it down in my mind.

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All of the samples, the way of was played

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I like rap, but using incendiary terminology that makes the song harder to openly appreciate irritates me and I really only forgive that kind of thing in rap when it's sending a message and not just spitting words.

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Saying fuck for fuck sakes isn't doin anyone any favors. šŸ˜›

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Make it count

tender marlin
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Bleh

sleek coral
dry bison
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Fuck yeah

sleek coral
tender marlin
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I’m not looking forward to work today

dry bison
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Look forward to breaks.

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When I'm bummed about work I like to think about what's to eat coming my way

tender marlin
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We barely get any

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And its manual labor

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šŸ˜ž

dry bison
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You get paid for that radio yet?

tender marlin
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Noo

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I gotta check it out

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See if it works or not

dry bison
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You are sitting on a collectors item

tender marlin
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I knows

dry bison
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You could find more collectors items!

tender marlin
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This is true

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But unlikely

dry bison
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Being able to identify if something is a collectors item is a skill.

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and it's a skill that can get you your own job reselling

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flea market reselling is a huge market

tender marlin
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Mhm

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I just hate getting dirty

dry bison
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I see a stepping stone from doing that manual labor into owning your own business reselling stuff

dry bison
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Even better if you learn on the side how to refinish

sleek coral
dry bison
sleek coral
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Yeh

glossy vale
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Wall mounted massager

sleek coral
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Yeah

dry bison
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I'd like that. Seems cool.

tender marlin
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Hamurgler

glossy vale
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Uh huh

glossy vale
tender marlin
wheat burrow
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Feel free to post your sex toys elsewhere

tender marlin
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Lollll

sleek coral
glossy vale
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I had to complain about this shit somewhere

dry bison
sleek coral
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So you’re admitting to using this space as a dumpster?

dry bison
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If you were expecting a sex toy that size...you got weirdly specific needs.

tender marlin
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My vision is all weird

dry bison
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Don't madonna at me

opaque tartan
sleek coral
tender marlin
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Is weird

sleek coral
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Ok

opaque tartan
dry bison
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WHERE!?

opaque tartan
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@wheat burrow you're a rube

sleek coral
opaque tartan
sleek coral
dry bison
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What are you, Dennis Rodman?

sleek coral
opaque tartan
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He went to North Korea or something last time I heard

dry bison
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I hope he's okay

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tender marlin
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I really don’t wanna work today ;-;

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5 hour day today. Lifting dirty heavy stuff outside…

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Idk why I keep agreeing to this shit

opaque tartan
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Load of shit

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So called higher end pet store

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Nothing for a pitbull, just some weak ass collars

mint spear
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Someone pointed out to me in witcher 3 Geralt don't fit the world his design is slightly off and he's too tall
Now I can't unsee it šŸ˜‚

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He really does look slightly off compared to the environment

edgy egret
tender marlin
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I shoulda brought my steam deck to work chat frrr

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Could be playing games between each job

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I’m so tired

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I hate manual labor

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I haven’t even started working yet 😭

opaque tartan
tender marlin
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I wonder what I should get after work to make it worth while

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Every time we drive in the truck to each job, they put on ā€œto catch a cheaterā€
Tbh.. I hate it…

mint spear
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Why that sounds entertaining lol

tender marlin
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Stresses me out…

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I hate cheating stories…

mint spear
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I see

dry bison
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Got the roof fixed today. It looks ugly, but functional. Still worried about racoons.

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Have to save up another $800 to replace rotting wood eventually.

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The racoon was able to dig in because of the wood being rotted out in that spot.

tender marlin
dry bison
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I thought you hated hate...

tender marlin
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I hate the bad in the world

dry bison
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I mean, usually there's more than one side to a story, but that requires more inspection than hatred allows.

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Humans are rarely so simple

tender marlin
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It is true…

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I feel like some people can be evil without knowing it tho…

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I wish I could live in the Sanrio universe instead of ours

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Life would be so much easier

dry bison
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Calling something evil requires a very high bar.

tender marlin
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My exes are evil

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Not high bar

dry bison
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How....convenient

brisk jasper
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All of em?

tender marlin
dry bison
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People are people. They make decisions for people reasons.

brisk jasper
# tender marlin Most, if not all

Now, not saying this applies in this situation, but usually when someone says all their exes are crazy, it’s usually not their exes

dry bison
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They aren't answering to a higher calling

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Evil demands a higher calling

tender marlin
brisk jasper
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That is a psychopath thing to do

dry bison
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Aren't you glad you walked into that?

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šŸ˜›

brisk jasper
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No, not really

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I also don’t know anything about Basil’s exes

dry bison
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Neither do I.

tender marlin
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All of them are evil.

dry bison
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It's a sensitive enough subject that it's not worth talking about

tender marlin
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Told me they cared

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They didn’t :3

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They never ever do

brisk jasper
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I’m sorry to hear that

tender marlin
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Yard debris sucks

dry bison
brisk jasper
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I wouldn’t worry about it, Mumbles

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I walked into that by making assumptions

tender marlin
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I’ve been though a lot

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I just wanna relax

tight pagoda
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hi all

brisk jasper
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Greetings

dry bison
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Your assumptions were fair. A failure of individuals to reflect on their own role in anything makes it difficult to get a good perspective on things to deal with them, and attacking you for at best an anecdotal consideration only further supports that lack of perspective necessary to constructively move on.

dry bison
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I need space trucker.

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We all need space trucker

tight pagoda
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theres a movie for that

brisk jasper
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I already play EuroTruck sim

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I don’t need to do that in space

dry bison
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Spaaaaace

brisk jasper
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That looks bad

tight pagoda
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watch the trailer

dry bison
tender marlin
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Thank you :/

brisk jasper
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Oh yeah, people have completely cracked under less pressure

tight pagoda
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in a hospital scene in the movie theres a sign that says "no heart attacks on this floor"

tender marlin
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I’m surprised I haven’t yet tbh…

brisk jasper
dry bison
brisk jasper
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Therapy is great, even if you don’t ā€œneedā€ it, it’s still good to go if you can still afford it

dry bison
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I need to do something about my crippling fear of heights

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I can't even climb up on my roof without shaking uncontrollibly

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I'm told exposure therapy might work

tight pagoda
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in a safe way, yes

brisk jasper
tight pagoda
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start with a glass elevator

dry bison
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It's not that bad. I don't even know where the level is.

brisk jasper
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Ooooh, do that job where you change a lightbulb on one of those radio towers

dry bison
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I just suddenly feel it at about 10 ft and above

tight pagoda
dry bison
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I can't even watch those videos without my hands sweating

brisk jasper
tight pagoda
dry bison
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lol

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My ceilings are 9 ft high, but I get it

lone gorge
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ā€dont look downā€

dry bison
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It's a very weird system...the way fear of heights works.

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Crippling you when you're in the most danger is fucking stupid

brisk jasper
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I’m more scared of dropping stuff off of heights than heights themselves

tight pagoda
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i hate the places with waist high rails

brisk jasper
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Oh god, those

dry bison
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My rails are chest high.

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Waist high is asking me to fall over it

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The most of my body is above my waist

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In my mind, when I'm at height and subsequently in the most danger my body wants to collapse, but my mind wants to jump and I'm thinking...my body wants to die right now. That's the only conclusion I can come to.

tight pagoda
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are you sure its not just vertigo?

dry bison
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Doesn't vertigo just make you dizzy?

tight pagoda
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no

dry bison
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It might be vertigo.

tight pagoda
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one sec

dry bison
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But that can be tied to nerves around fear

tight pagoda
tender marlin
mint spear
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Play a good rpg to take your mind of things bg3 or dos2

brisk jasper
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Everyone deserves to be happy

tight pagoda
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i work today x.x

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later on today...i hate it becouse right now it feels like a day off, but in 5 hours ill be working

brisk jasper
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Look on the bright side, you’re a productive member of society

tight pagoda
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o_o

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i said that before...

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i dont know how to take it now

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aw...

flat echo
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Hello all

brisk jasper
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Hello

flat echo
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How’s everyone doing

brisk jasper
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Fine, how about you?

flat echo
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Not great tbh

brisk jasper
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Sorry to hear that

wheat burrow
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What’s up, History?

tender marlin
brisk jasper
wheat burrow
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Forget about them, they are the past. If we live in the past then there’s no point.

glossy vale
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You shouldn't take criticism from someone you wouldn't take advice from

brisk jasper
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I like the rain

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Well, unless it’s inconvenient

cursive crown
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is my pfp trash or fire?

tight pagoda
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its yours, does it matter?

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if you like it, that matters

cursive crown
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smart

tight pagoda
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i have moments =p

opaque tartan
flat echo
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Sorry something came up

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Basically a few days ago a dear friend of mine passed away

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And on that same day I was traveling near a town that another deceased friend was from

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And on top of that although quite minor now, I found out SS United States is to be sunk

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So… it was quite a rough day 😐

wheat burrow
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Sorry for your losses, keep looking forward my friend.

tender marlin
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I hate this job sm TwT

wheat burrow
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You might hate it now, but if in the future you are stuck in a bad office job or dead end indoors work… you might look back at this and think ā€œit wasn’t so bad, at least I was getting fresh air and keeping fitā€

thick stump
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The grass isn't always greener

tender marlin
wheat burrow
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I spent a couple decades growing up playing in woods, gorse, brambles, hawthorn.. scratched to fuck regularly. Spent well over a decade working on farms. I look back on it all very fondly. It won’t kill you, but it gives you shit to talk about with random strangers on the internet in 20 years time. Trust me.

dry bison
lone gorge
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they say the grass is greener on the other side but dont tell you that grass is FAKE aggroturf

tender marlin
wheat burrow
tender marlin
lone gorge
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White grass would be badass

tender marlin
wheat burrow
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White widow growin in the neighbour’s yard

sour carbon
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well off topic this no mans sky discord wont be around forever... So goodbye in advance

wheat burrow
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Why the fuck is everyone popping downers these days, where the uppers at?

lone gorge
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That’s foreboding

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I hope your best day is the worst day you have!

opaque tartan
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Nyah see

edgy egret
edgy egret
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Lol bad timing

wheat burrow
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Dunno timing seemed good after reading that subheading haha

lone gorge
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accidentally

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Sir I came in cuz of a cold… I left without my liver

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What tha fook!

wheat burrow
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I’m more concerned as to where the idiot went to (or didn’t go to) for medical school…. How do you become a surgeon and not realise people need a fucking liver to live…. These aren’t kidneys fake surgical people, we don’t have two of them 🤣🤣

lone gorge
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Genuinely… I hadn’t even realized that part. I more or less was thinking how can paperwork be so messed up that he thinks that’s what the procedure was

tender marlin
dry bison
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I like white cranberry

tender marlin
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Two completely different things I think

lone gorge
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šŸ„µšŸ˜

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My store trip was a success

tender marlin
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Wish we were neighbors

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I’d help you with that ;3

tender marlin
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Smoke sesh

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Ofc

edgy egret
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I just found the weirdest artist on Pandora. They only make SpongeBob songs but they're all explicit

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It's called "BOI WHAT" lol

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lucid granite
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The Bottom 2 goes HARD

edgy egret
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It looks like it's AI though so I won't support it

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Still funny though

lucid granite
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The voices are AI, but I think the instrumentals are done by a real person

tight pagoda
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so...

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huh

waxen compass
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Dude so many people are going to lose their jobs after the failure of concord

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I mean they spend so much money on this game my lord

edgy egret
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Blame the brain dead ceos

waxen compass
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Ya bro like wtf

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Dude around 1000 peeps are going to lose their jobs brooooo

eternal thorn
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Sony made a bad call but that dev team wasn't doing it any favors

edgy egret
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Same bed, different cat lol

eternal thorn
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People are forgetting the internal whistleblower statements and "The Professor"

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Shit was toxic

opaque tartan
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@eternal thorn

waxen compass
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Bro and only 150-200 people worked on Concord, so many other peeps are going to lose their jobs because of the failure of a small studio

opaque tartan
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🤨

eternal thorn
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I mean that happens. They'll find new jobs

waxen compass
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That sucks bro

eternal thorn
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Maybe not in game development but they'll get something

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That's just how the job market works

opaque tartan
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šŸ˜„

edgy egret
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I've been laid off before; welcome to working in tech

waxen compass
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Sony should have not given over 180 mill to this studio

opaque tartan
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😬

eternal thorn
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Nate is under the influence

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Man went into emoji mode

waxen compass
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lol

opaque tartan
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🫤

tight pagoda
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Wishmaster is a twisted movie

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still good though

fleet condor
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My honest reaction to people who smoke and drink coffee

brisk jasper
brisk jasper
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Would you prefer a different firearm? Or perhaps a different location?

tight pagoda
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o_o

fleet condor
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Frying pan should be the go to weapon

brisk jasper
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I can take Nate out front and make it everyone’s problem

teal raptor
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how can I reverse this order in Excel?

eternal thorn
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Nate couldn't even use good emoji

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Gotta use something freaky man

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Like this

brisk jasper
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That just makes me mildly uncomfortable

eternal thorn
teal raptor
opaque tartan
brisk jasper
opaque tartan
eternal thorn
# teal raptor filter how

Home tab you should see off to the right a sort & filter function
Select the top cell first then hit filter

toxic abyss
teal raptor
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wait

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can I auto-complete this list to #1 ?

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like drag it all over the cells

eternal thorn
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I think so

teal raptor
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idk how šŸ˜›

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I suck at Excel

eternal thorn
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Select the cell
Should see a box on the bottom right

teal raptor
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yeah a tiny square

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I'm using LibreOffice Calc btw

eternal thorn
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Drag from that tiny box all the way up or down

eternal thorn
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Should specify that lol

teal raptor
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doesn't work, it's ascending order

eternal thorn
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I'm familiar with excel, not libre

teal raptor
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sorry

fleet condor
brisk jasper
glad jacinth
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@teal raptor idk about libre. but maybe if you make it all into a table with headers, it will ease up the process of sorting and auto completes

fleet condor
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16th century Ottoman Empire vs @opaque tartan

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Interesting one for sure

teal raptor
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ok

brisk jasper
brisk jasper
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Well, it depends on what said random British man has.

fleet condor
brisk jasper
# opaque tartan

Let’s assume that Nate gets sent back to the 16th century with the goal of collapsing the Ottoman Empire, so he can’t use the ā€œdead empireā€ argument

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If he’s got a modern firearm or modern body armor, he’s got a good shot. But if he’s got, like, a kitchen knife, we’re going to be learning about the guy who charged the Ottoman Empire with a kitchen knife

keen bridge
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He could pretend to be able to see the future.

fleet condor
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Dunno would be funny to see though

brisk jasper
tight pagoda
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work time in an hour =l

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then i have tommarrow off

fleet condor
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Gunter!?

tight pagoda
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then i work again

brisk jasper
tight pagoda
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i do closing tonight

fleet condor
tight pagoda
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do you all like campy horror movies

brisk jasper
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I guess you could solo the Ottoman Empire’s military, provided enough ammo and proper training, but I doubt the citizens would be too happy about some rando with a Glock wiping out their entire army

tight pagoda
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like Wishmaster, Jason X etc

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childs play

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which oddly enough is also a non profit XD

brisk jasper
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Not to mention that it’s easier to defend a fortified position than attack one, so a random person probably can’t take down an entire empire, although that should be rather obvious

tight pagoda
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the killer doll has a heart of gold

oak walrus
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Theres an ant on a infinitely stretchable rope. The ant is called Billy. The rope is 1km long. Billys goal is to reach the end of the rope. He travels 1cm every second. But also every second, the rope stretches 1km. Will Billy ever reach the end of the rope? Oh and yeah, Billy cant deplete energy and is immortal too.

brisk jasper
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Billy the ant is fucked. If he goes 1 cm/s and the rope expands at a rate of 1km/s, he will never reach the end

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The rope is just faster relative to the ant

oak walrus
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Want me to explain?

brisk jasper
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Sure, why not

oak walrus
# brisk jasper Sure, why not

The rope stretches. Because the ant is on the rope, the percentage of the rope covered will stay the same. Sure, it'll take a hell of an eternity for him, but eventually he'll be at the end.

brisk jasper
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I figured it would be some weird technicality I didn’t think of

glad jacinth
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doesn't seem to make sense, unless 1cm per second was acceleration and not velocity

oak walrus
dry bison
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I think Nate is just done giving indepth responses to peasants and plebeians...So they're entitled only to a mock expression of acknowledgement šŸ˜›

glad jacinth
wheat burrow
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If the ant was at the end of the rope to start with... just saying, we didn’t know his starting position

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We need all the facts first

dry bison
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Imagine being asked to factor in the probability of an argument improperly framed.

glad jacinth
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i guess he's saying that the rope stretches in all directions, not just at the end point.
And because billy is standing on the rope, he moves with the stretch?

pale meadow
dry bison
pale meadow
dry bison
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It's not even fair to say it's expanding at a speed...because all space and time expands with it.

glad jacinth
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will billy ever reach the end of the universe?

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if billy is standing on it

dry bison
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That depends on what you call the end.

glad jacinth
wheat burrow
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Does Billy even truly give a shit or is he just trying to pass the time until he finds his next picnic to spoil?

wheat burrow
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What’s got Billy spooked?

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There’s… something in the trees

wheat burrow
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Classic

dry bison
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Stephen Hawking believed we may exist on the edge of an event horizon of a massive universe sized blackhole...and if that's the case, the very passage through time is passage through space. My question is....Who is the dreamer?

fleet condor
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Man I love these onion hats

wheat burrow
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_You’re bleeding…

I don’t have time to bleed.

You got time to duck?_

dry bison
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Quack

fleet condor
glad jacinth
tight pagoda
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XD

glad jacinth
dry bison
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Hawking radiation for life....eternal

glad jacinth
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lmao

pale meadow
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Now AI has gone to far

dry bison
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That was too farst too furrion

fleet condor
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Uhm

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Isn’t wolverine just two batmen kissing?

dry bison
#

Depends on how much you want to see it.

fleet condor
glad jacinth
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i see two imps staring at each other laughing

wheat burrow
#

I see a waste of my evening. Off I go

dry bison
#

What an honor. I didn't realize Hawking was buried right next to Sir Isaac Newton.

dry bison
fleet condor
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Wazzup Beijing

dry bison
#

Ni hao

opaque tartan
dry bison
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ekki ekki ekki ekki ptang zoom-boing z nourrwringmm

tender marlin
fleet condor
dry bison
tight pagoda
dry bison
#

Remember this baby?

dry bison
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I loved my game genie

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modding before modding was even a thing

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hex editing

opaque tartan
tender marlin
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Finally break time in the truck TwT

opaque tartan
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@dry bison @wheat burrow

wheat burrow
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Classic, great game

tender marlin
#

I’m so hungry

dry bison
#

I want an isometric gta5 paperboy hybrid game that involves gta5 graphics from an isometric point of view with paperboy mechanics

tender marlin
#

Maniac?

fleet condor
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I want to time travel

dry bison
#

Congrats

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You just did

#

You are reading this message in the future.

tender marlin
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dry bison
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Maniac is too loose ended and chaotic.

tender marlin
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Fair

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dry bison
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Maniac plays like a game that someone started with an idea and just gave up halfway through it

tender marlin
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True 😭

tender marlin
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It’s like a game that would’ve been made in the 90’s

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In terms of mechanics

dry bison
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It has all of the assets to be a real game, but then it looks like they kinda stopped halfway through gameplay mechanics and said...fuck it. Good enough

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It lacks newspaper boyishness

tender marlin
#

I hope I don’t do that with the game I make

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I hope I let it bake for as long as it needs

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And take it out at the perfect crisp golden brown it needs

dry bison
#

If I were going to make a game, it would be about following karma. Giving people a reason to believe in the goodness of people by following the mechanics of karma to observe how it manifests in the conduct of one person, to the next, to the next and so on, to create a more harmonious human experience

silent wagon
#

It hath been acquired @maiden seal

tender marlin
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My game would be based on making people feel a certain way

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Kinda like how dayZ and Arma achieve it

dry bison
#

"Hurts donut?"

tender marlin
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The anxious feeling

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I want my game to be super intense to play

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And be super addicting

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But also be for the player

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Not my wallet

keen bridge
dry bison
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Arma doesn't make you feel any sort of way intense. Dayz might for people that want to believe in the good nature of people

maiden seal
glad jacinth
dry bison
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Most people that play Dayz I've met do not believe in people and don't even try to.

tender marlin
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Especially mid gunfights

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Super duper intense

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I lose my breath

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Panic

tender marlin
dry bison
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"If I don't shoot you in the face don't be surprised if I shoot you in the face later. You're just a better donkey if you can carry my future loot for me"

tender marlin
#

Intenseness

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Black screen in Arma is a Jumpscare

#

Fr

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Instant death no sound is terrifying

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Instant death loud sound is even scarier

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DayZ gave me gear fear

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Arma gave me ptsd

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😭

dry bison
#

@opaque tartan Do you know if EA was challenged in court on the "Games as a Service" using the Galoob precedents that were set back in the 90s?

tender marlin
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Ea should be challenged on that regardless

opaque tartan
tender marlin
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Live service games are suck

opaque tartan
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Was Galoob owned by Hasbro then?

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Fucking. Typing

dry bison
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When Nintendo sued Galoob in the 90s, they argued that making tech that interfered in marios jump height was a violation of their IP as a derivative work. Galoob argued that the game genie only modifies how a player interacts with the game...and the game is owned by the user, not the company after it is sold, to do with whatever they like...and Galoob won.

tender marlin
#

Yayayay

opaque tartan
#

Pretty logical

tender marlin
#

Me when good wins ^

opaque tartan
#

Good is subjective

dry bison
#

That kind of precedent should have been a slam dunk to use for all future arguments about who owns games.

opaque tartan
#

If only eh

tender marlin
#

Some good things are subjective

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Like cheese cake

glad jacinth
tender marlin
#

Even tho it should be objectively the best food imo

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But

#

Things like

#

Saving cats

#

That’s objectively good

dry bison
#

Saving cats for eating later

opaque tartan
dry bison
#

Less so

tender marlin
#

Gamers getting what they pay for

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And winning court cases that try to prevent us from owning what we buy

#

That’s objectively good

dry bison
#

If it were objective anything, it wouldn't be in a courtroom.

tender marlin
#

Sometimes people are dumb and bring objective stuff to courts

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And they get laughed at

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Or sometimes those objective things aren’t obvious to be objective

opaque tartan
#

Some things I agree with, people have to pay to use music, even when you use music in a game it costs money.
Why don't people have to pay to use game footage?
Just for equality sake.
I would argue music is more important to people than games.

dry bison
#

"This is not a mouse trap. This is a creative necktie clip" - Texas Vs The Board of Education

opaque tartan
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The owning the game thing seems to be blown out of proportion, it's been like that for a while, written into EULAs etc

#

I don't know why it becomes an issue because some Ubisoft dude says something

#

You're all a bit late to the party and discussion at this point

#

No offense

limber fractal
opaque tartan
tender marlin
opaque tartan
#

Bikes I'm great with, skates, I'm stacking it or face planting

tender marlin
#

Live service games shutting down

opaque tartan
#

Eating dirt

tender marlin
#

And games removing content

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Beyond bullshit

opaque tartan
#

Ok, I have a problem with that too

tender marlin
#

I should not have to miss out on content just because I’m late to the party

#

Destiny 2, I’m talking about you

opaque tartan
#

Ok I understand your grievance
Any solution?

tender marlin
#

(Wasn’t even late to btw, just took a break)

tender marlin
#

Stop playing games that do that

opaque tartan
#

Right then

tender marlin
#

Stop buying stuff from games that do that

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If everyone does it

opaque tartan
#

Why are you telling me this

tender marlin
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It’ll show the devs that it’s not a very good monetary system

tender marlin
opaque tartan
#

You need to make a public post where more people than this place can see it

#

If you want that to happen

tender marlin
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No one cares what I have to say TwT

opaque tartan
#

Make it concise

#

I can't help with that, I say things with complete confidence

tender marlin
#

I do too

opaque tartan
#

Either that or I'm trolling and being a sarcastic prick

tender marlin
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And then people bully me if I don’t say what I mean the right way

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Even if they know too

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;_;

opaque tartan
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I don't get that

tender marlin
#

Makes me feel hella autistic

opaque tartan
#

Or maybe I just ignore it because I don't give a fuck

#

Look

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Sometimes I post things maybe 6 months to a year in advance before publications

#

Because of what I may know or trends I understand

#

I don't care if people pay attention or not

#

I just leave breadcrumbs

#

Like I said

#

Social validation doesn't pay the bills or get me contracts

#

If you want people to listen you need clout sometimes

tender marlin
#

Maybe

tender marlin
#

I’m way too hyper for that

#

But tbf I don’t really have much actual friends to talk to either

#

So that could explain it

wheat burrow
opaque tartan
#

I think you need to work on your confidence maybe Basil

tender marlin
#

Confidence won’t make friends appear

#

I don’t think

opaque tartan
#

Working on yourself is more important than being an activist and trying to take things down

tender marlin
#

I don’t wanna be an activist

opaque tartan
#

@wheat burrow how did we become friends? 🤣

tender marlin
opaque tartan
#

You want to get people together to take something down

#

I'm not a destructive person

wheat burrow
tender marlin
#

It’d fix gaming

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But

opaque tartan
#

I've always been constructive and supportive

tender marlin
#

I couldn’t do that lol

opaque tartan
opaque tartan
tender marlin
opaque tartan
#

Thing is what if it damaged gaming

#

How would you feel then

opaque tartan
#

You'd be chastised

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People would come after you

tender marlin
#

Gaming is already damaged

dry bison
opaque tartan
#

I'm saying what if it did

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Because you have no guarantee

opaque tartan
#

I might if you're a piece of shit and deserve it but most people don't

tender marlin
opaque tartan
#

This is why I remain constructive

tender marlin
opaque tartan
opaque tartan
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No matter what

tender marlin
#

I remember when kids would fake tics in my middle school

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And that would piss me off

opaque tartan
wheat burrow
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Unless you’re diagnosed I wouldn’t go about saying you have something. Armchair doctors are often wrong and it can make you go down a life path that isn’t actually necessary.

opaque tartan
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You have no guarantee that your scheme will work

#

No documentation, no graphs with predictions

#

It's like fucking clown college tbh mate

tender marlin
opaque tartan
#

In my humble opinion

tender marlin
#

But I wouldn’t know how to like

#

Say that

#

Idk

wheat burrow
opaque tartan
#

Again, I try to find solutions even when its the daunting task of dealing with myself

dry bison
#

My sister wants me to go get diagnosed because two of her kids were diagnosed and she says that they are very much how I was and in some ways still am about communication...and because it's genetic

tender marlin
#

I’ll prolly do that when I go to get checked with my medication again

opaque tartan
#

But on topic, no guarantees, how can I buy in

#

Make me buy in

#

Sell me snake oil

#

I'm always willing to listen to a good pitch

tender marlin
#

I miss it too often, and it’s prolly not good for me

dry bison
#

I have a thing about drugs. I don't take them...almost ever.

#

Though I did take Dilaudid once after a severe leg injury.

#

I sat on my chair and went to another world

opaque tartan
wheat burrow
#

I rarely take the prescribed ones 🫠

opaque tartan
#

Yeah fuck that noise

#

Being me is got me to where I am

#

And I love being me

dry bison
#

I did not like the out of body experience of dilaudid and never took it again

opaque tartan
#

I just don't trust any of it

#

It's not a cure

dry bison
#

I have a very high pain threshold so it as a pain killer was considered fair

#

Dilaudid is a pain killer.

opaque tartan
#

I don't even take them

sterile tartan
#

It's not meant to be a cure
It's meant to manage. Not to cure

dry bison
#

^

glad wolf
dry bison
#

Pain can't be cured

glad wolf
#

Bug

opaque tartan
#

Maybe in some cases I should

dry bison
#

Nate over here all like...."Punch me in the liver. I can take it"

opaque tartan
#

Not saying I'm right, I don't know much about mental health

#

Just feel like I know myself

#

Whatever works for people, great, have at it

dry bison
#

I like my pain threshold. The strongest drug I take now and it's rare....advil

#

200mg for migraines

sterile tartan
#

I stopped taking my depression meds because it got cancelled somehow and I never bothered to get it uncancelled

sterile tartan
#

Yeah

dry bison
#

Uh oh

sterile tartan
#

Well, usually lol

opaque tartan
#

Fuckin A

dry bison
#

"Yrah"...she says as her face droops

sterile tartan
#

Lol

opaque tartan
#

OMG Mumbles

#

LOL

dry bison
#

Spirit has a great spirit. I'm glad she can be happy without depression meds.

#

I imagine those meds have side effects that suck

sterile tartan
#

It's been like a year since I stopped taking them. I know they were helping but I've also been able to manage without, I just needed to be in a good environment and stuff before I dropped em lol

eternal thorn
#

I love it when a portion of my cheek wall that would normally be attached to molars gets unattached revealing the red stuff because of a bad wisdom tooth
Certainly not a headache

sterile tartan
#

I didn't ever notice side effects from them which I think is rare and lucky

opaque tartan
eternal thorn
silent wagon
opaque tartan
#

Wugo Heaving

dry bison
#

I wonder how he's doing these days

opaque tartan
#

Flipping between fantasy worlds

#

He's like Rutger Hauer in Blade Runner

#

Roy Batty

glad jacinth
dry bison
#

I don't know if he was big on the whole lore of LOTR, but it must've been all sorts of conflicted feelings after spending decades becoming such a skilled actor to get essentially type casted as a LOTR character.

dry bison
#

"Oh look. It's agent smith in Lord of the rings"

wheat burrow
#

He doesn’t like Lord of the rings

dry bison
#

I liked him better in V for Vendetta

wheat burrow
#
the Guardian

Marlon Brando had to be lured from his trailer with food to play Superman’s dad and Alec Guinness asked for Obi-Wan Kenobi to be killed off to spare him from the ā€˜awful lines’

#

As it happens, from a few days ago

opaque tartan
dry bison
#

At no point did Hugo say he ever underperformed. The author flat out says

"if the actor really is just phoning it in for the money in Jackson’s fabulous turn-of-the-century swords and sorcery triptych, the important thing is that only the guy whose job it was to make with the cookies (to encourage him gently but insistently on to the sound stage) would ever be able to tell."

#

Even the suggestion is insulting

opaque tartan
#

I treat articles as memes for the most part

dry bison
#

Like a fart in an elevator nobody wanted to be on.

#

"We can smell your news"

opaque tartan
#

Can't believe I had to read what I read earlier....

dry bison
#

"I just came here for the funny pages..."

opaque tartan
#

Wonders never cease in this place do they @wheat burrow

pale meadow
#

No they do not

opaque tartan
#

I'm gonna go set some bins on fire in town, message me on WhatsApp

#

The council needs to know we've had enough

#

It'll make the town better

dry bison
#

Who owns whatsapp?

glad jacinth
#

meta?

#

unless it already got sold again

dry bison
#

I guess Telegram (I think thats what its called) is in shit now in Romania

opaque tartan
#

Cuckerberg

glad jacinth
#

telegram will keep getting shit cause ppl just use it for illegal shit everywhere

opaque tartan
#

Damn right they do

dry bison
#

It's like a chat program for crypto users

opaque tartan
#

Let a playa play

glad jacinth
#

Plus it seems to work well to bypass governments censorship

dry bison
#

but the crypto is more like....stolen jewelry šŸ˜›

#

and human trafficking

opaque tartan
#

Love Telegram

glad jacinth
#

I mean it can be used for good stuff too dont get me wrong

#

It helped Ukranian ppl at lot stay in touch and inconspicuous

opaque tartan
#

Obviously I don't use it for human trafficking, I can't stand people why would I traffic them

opaque tartan
dry bison
pale meadow
opaque tartan
dry bison
opaque tartan
pale meadow
glad jacinth
pale meadow
#

Still

opaque tartan
#

Wah

silent wagon
#

When the French regulated themselves in the old days they beheaded rich people, now they're boring šŸ˜”

glad jacinth
#

yea i been craving a good beheading

opaque tartan
#

My grandmothers name was Anastasia LaCroix
She might have been beheaded back then

silent wagon
#

LaCroix
Like the heinous sparkling water??? 😭

glad jacinth
#

your genes are so muddled shit's hilarious

keen bridge
opaque tartan
#

But it makes me sexy

pale meadow
opaque tartan
#

Not English though

#

Thank fuck

pale meadow
opaque tartan
#

Europe and Asia

#

I'm happy with my little chocolate button nipples

tender marlin
dry bison
tender marlin
#

Everything else is a no

opaque tartan
glad jacinth
#

@tender marlin weed is legal here too, amongst other things, but let's not get too deep into it.
Remember there's ppl here from all over the world and all ages, including 13 y.o.'s

tender marlin
#

Oh

opaque tartan
dry bison
opaque tartan
#

Jk

opaque tartan
glad jacinth
tender marlin
#

I need to get another cart soon

pale meadow
slow cedar
#

guys Telus isn't letting me go to the RC store

tender marlin
glad jacinth
#

LOL

opaque tartan
slow cedar
#

we need firmware updates for the alarm system

pale meadow
slow cedar
#

but we've been on hold for like 20 minutes

glad jacinth
#

Im not gonna lie, not a huge fan of Asmon and his hot takes.
but it is funny watching him play games and really not be good at it

slow cedar
#

in that time we scheduled driving lessons and returned some stuff from amazon

#

:P

#

still on hold

tender marlin
#

I kinda just put on his vods to sleep

pale meadow
opaque tartan
slow cedar
#

wut

pale meadow
tender marlin
#

I can’t wait to get home

tender marlin
#

😟

opaque tartan
#

@pale meadow better add that shit

pale meadow
dry bison
#

Everyone knows it's a joke to accuse people of being french.... /s

tender marlin
#

French is gross

glad jacinth
#

As if you need to add jk

He says, as he proceeds to add /s

dry bison
#

Imagine being Canadian

glad jacinth
tender marlin
#

Like WTF is this France????

dry bison
#

It's like Canada but less loyal to the queen

tender marlin
#

Canada, but the people inventing shit from there should be beheaded

dry bison
#

...That got dark fast

tender marlin
#

wtf is a famas

dry bison
#

What are you, from the DC universe?

glad jacinth
#

French canada is more French than the French

tender marlin
pale meadow
tender marlin
#

Have you ever played juice galaxy?

#

That is French people

dry bison
#

"Oh. You invented photography? OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!"

glad jacinth
opaque tartan
dry bison
#

"Oh...You invented Pasteurization? OFF WITH YOUR HEAD"

opaque tartan
dry bison
#

"Oh...You invented Cinema? OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!"

tender marlin
glad jacinth
#

I remember that movie. Queen kept yelling "OFF WITH THEIR HEADS"

pale meadow
dry bison
#

"....You invented parachutes?....well...I guess....OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!"

opaque tartan
#

Curse that Louis

#

Not the royal ones

#

The milk guy

dry bison
#

"Wait...You invented the bikini?....off with your head?"

opaque tartan
glad jacinth
#

true, world would be better off without bikinis.
go all natural

opaque tartan
glad jacinth
glad jacinth
#

Nate you're like that subreddit r/tipofmytongue but in single person form

pale meadow
#

Wow

tender marlin
#

r/tipofmytip

glad jacinth
tender marlin
#

R/tonguetongue

pale meadow
opaque tartan
tender marlin
glad jacinth
#

r/snakes

tender marlin
#

R/reddit

thick stump
#

mm jd honey and coke

tender marlin
#

Too scary

#

;-;

glad jacinth
#

i knew you was yellow

tender marlin
#

Yellow?

#

I’m yellow of snakes?

#

Oki ^^

tender marlin
#

Is yellow a fear?

#

Like red flags and green flags?

wheat burrow
#

Yellow is the colour of cowardice

tender marlin
#

Oh

wheat burrow
#

Someone who is not brave

tender marlin
#

Is also the color of nana

#

šŸŒ

opaque tartan
wheat burrow
#

My Nana was flesh coloured, probably a bit skeleton coloured now; may she rest in peace. My bananas are often green/yellow

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opaque tartan
tender marlin
opaque tartan
#

I'm brown

tender marlin
wheat burrow
#

I’m a regular fucking rainbow on a daily basis

glad jacinth
#

i also love the lilly liver expression šŸ˜‚

wheat burrow
# tender marlin Hope she’s in a good spot :<<<

She’s good. She chose when she would go. Told my aunt ā€œI think it’s time I go see your father againā€ then died in her sleep. She didn’t even have an illness. Crazy old lady was stubborn like that šŸ˜‚
I loved her a lot though.

tender marlin
#

I’d be like yellow, blue, and maybe black if I were colored my emotions

tender marlin
wheat burrow
#

Willpower

tender marlin
#

I also feel like it would be scary to know when you’re going to die

wheat burrow
#

Some people say that death is a state of mind, questionable until you hear of stories like that though

glad jacinth
#

Mind over matter

#

it matters

#

Brain can have a lot of power over your own body

opaque tartan
wheat burrow
#

I’d love to share that meme but

#

Rules

#

šŸ˜‚

glad jacinth
#

but jokes aside, when i was really struggling with hourly work to make ends meet and hussling i used to say "i don't have time to g et sick" when i got the sniffles

glad jacinth
#

and honestly i didn't get as sick back then

opaque tartan
#

My mate gave me the nickname Bungle @wheat burrow

tender marlin
#

Ever since my dmt research bit, I’d agree that death could be a state of mind

opaque tartan
#

Because I'm big and brown

tender marlin
opaque tartan
#

And I could probably bum him

wheat burrow
#

Really fucking annoying too as all I want is a few relaxing days off work šŸ˜‚

#

Well… it also doesn’t help that my both the last times my Mum and Dad came to visit and stay for a week or so that my Dad caught Covid on the trip over šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø

tender marlin
wheat burrow
#

Dude is a bug magnet

tender marlin
#

My dad tooo