off-topic-bond-james-bond

[dry bison]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4v5uxy05a4

ID thiefs must've been losing their mind with the opportunity for free money

[opaque tartan]

Fuck these morons

Church of the Bank

[glossy vale]

Ah yes a glitch

I totally didn't just commit fraud

Oh great im diarrhea colored

[opaque tartan]

I just don't want to go to jail, too pretty

[glossy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/hakari-dance-hakari-jjk-gif-934314822346932465

[dry bison]

The only reason I don't want to go to jail is my stuff is here.

If I go to jail my stuff isn't there.

The institute of justice better not make jail more appealing than freedom for me 😛

[dusky sail]

After like a year break fron Valheim I decided to start a new save.

I guess the game didn't like me abandoning it 🙄😂

[wheat burrow]

@opaque tartan https://youtu.be/PAXQyqqWChA?feature=shared

https://youtu.be/t2x4hMr2WLw?feature=shared

Epic show lol

[opaque tartan]

I don't want to wake up in the morning feeling like a piano dentist @wheat burrow

[wheat burrow]

https://youtu.be/b0ZCF2gqfjU?feature=shared

[dry bison]

Got a guy comin today to fix the roof (again)...Hope it doesn't cost me more than $250 for the patch work

[opaque tartan]

Can you even make a coon-proof-roof

[dry bison]

They're made of metal

[opaque tartan]

Steel

[opaque tartan]

The raccoons or the roof

[dry bison]

Cost of that is 5k-15k

[opaque tartan]

Fuck man

Do they mess with the neighbours roof too

[dry bison]

yes

I scared one away and it ran to the neighbors across the street. Hoping that it decided to change its choice of home to theirs.

They were gone all week and didn't come back until yesterday so the racoon had all week to make itself at home somewhere

I've been getting very little sleep, repeatedly checking the roof for these fuckers

The internet says noise and light deters them

I keep the outside lights on all night. They aren't deterred.

[opaque tartan]

Motion triggered alarm?

[wheat burrow]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=a3Ftc_2iu7s

[opaque tartan]

Like one that doesn't affect people?

[wheat burrow]

This would do it I think

[opaque tartan]

Flamethrower maybe

At least you'll have BBQ

[dry bison]

I have a projector somewhere for my windows on halloween.

It doesn't play ghost busters.

Instead of projects a scene of hands pressing on a front tinted surface

[wheat burrow]

Yeah this guy is a lighting specialist, his set ups are always awesome

[dry bison]

I'm surprised they didn't loop on bustin

[glossy vale]

Jesus Christ

Temu is so fucking weird

90% of items there are sex toys disguised as home decor

I just wanted a knife

[fiery belfry]

Is @pliant fjord a custom bot? I've been trying to find a bot which will post branch updates similar to#nms-news-ticker just for a different game, but I haven't been able to find any

[sleek coral]

Guntie is a custom bot, yes.

[fiery belfry]

Thanks

[opaque tartan]

You could message Doc and ask him for some info if you need

[open void]

I never imagined Lulumbu to become a meme of current size...

(btw, thanks for that)

[glossy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/hamster-meme-staring-hd-watching-gif-23055924

[opaque tartan]

🦾🫂

Facts

[open void]

agreed (mostly)

[dry bison]

"I JUST WANTED A KNIFE!"
What did they send you?
"I think it's a table top can opening vibrator"

[mint spear]

Bg3 campaigns with the homies really do be like therapy
I'm thankful larian keeping Baldur's Gate alive

[cursive agate]

Describe this as a feeling?

[hard vine]

They are patchinf it but im pretty sure development end soon

[dry bison]

What color is that smell?

[mint spear]

Took them 7 patches to fix minty but we won't talk about that lol

And wyl still needs more content

[dry bison]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MzVnZG07Jts

Personally, I find the song a little meh

It was great the first time I heard it until I started breaking it down in my mind.

All of the samples, the way of was played

I like rap, but using incendiary terminology that makes the song harder to openly appreciate irritates me and I really only forgive that kind of thing in rap when it's sending a message and not just spitting words.

Saying fuck for fuck sakes isn't doin anyone any favors. 😛

Make it count

[tender marlin]

Bleh

[sleek coral]

It took you three tries to correct the grammar. Fuck!

[dry bison]

Fuck yeah

[sleek coral]

[tender marlin]

I’m not looking forward to work today

[dry bison]

Look forward to breaks.

When I'm bummed about work I like to think about what's to eat coming my way

[tender marlin]

We barely get any

And its manual labor

😞

[dry bison]

You get paid for that radio yet?

[tender marlin]

Noo

I gotta check it out

See if it works or not

[dry bison]

You are sitting on a collectors item

[tender marlin]

I knows

[dry bison]

You could find more collectors items!

[tender marlin]

This is true

But unlikely

[dry bison]

Being able to identify if something is a collectors item is a skill.

and it's a skill that can get you your own job reselling

flea market reselling is a huge market

[tender marlin]

Mhm

I just hate getting dirty

[dry bison]

I see a stepping stone from doing that manual labor into owning your own business reselling stuff

[glossy vale]

A dog chew toy

[dry bison]

Even better if you learn on the side how to refinish

[sleek coral]

Nice

[dry bison]

Looks pretty normal

[sleek coral]

Yeh

[glossy vale]

Does this look normal to you

Wall mounted massager

[sleek coral]

Yeah

[dry bison]

I'd like that. Seems cool.

[tender marlin]

Hamurgler

[glossy vale]

Uh huh

[glossy vale]

God that looks tasth

[tender marlin]

Weir

[wheat burrow]

Feel free to post your sex toys elsewhere

[tender marlin]

Lollll

[sleek coral]

That is actually normally used for facial massage. Not kidding.

[glossy vale]

True

I had to complain about this shit somewhere

[wheat burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/veeunus-spongebob-spongebob-squarepants-squidward-done-gif-24674884

[sleek coral]

So you’re admitting to using this space as a dumpster?

[dry bison]

If you were expecting a sex toy that size...you got weirdly specific needs.

[wheat burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/putting-out-fire-vacuming-gif-10317611

[tender marlin]

My vision is all weird

[opaque tartan]

Don't judge me

[dry bison]

Don't madonna at me

[opaque tartan]

You could have been my Lucky Star

[sleek coral]

Rolling in the deep.

[tender marlin]

It’s like watching life through a screen

Is weird

[sleek coral]

Ok

[opaque tartan]

That's Adele!

[dry bison]

WHERE!?

[opaque tartan]

@wheat burrow you're a rube

[sleek coral]

It’s a song though.

[opaque tartan]

I'm trying to Madonna Mumbles

[wheat burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/twitter-centreback-no3-rubendias-centerback-gif-20204051

[dry bison]

https://tenor.com/view/its-me-saturday-night-live-hello-its-me-tis-i-here-i-am-gif-18983739

You can't adele a madonna

[sleek coral]

Ah! Ok

[dry bison]

What are you, Dennis Rodman?

[sleek coral]

[opaque tartan]

What ever happened to Dennis

He went to North Korea or something last time I heard

[dry bison]

I hope he's okay

[pliant fjord]

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[tender marlin]

I really don’t wanna work today ;-;

5 hour day today. Lifting dirty heavy stuff outside…

Idk why I keep agreeing to this shit

[opaque tartan]

Load of shit

So called higher end pet store

Nothing for a pitbull, just some weak ass collars

Nomnomnom

[mint spear]

Someone pointed out to me in witcher 3 Geralt don't fit the world his design is slightly off and he's too tall
Now I can't unsee it 😂

He really does look slightly off compared to the environment

[tender marlin]

I shoulda brought my steam deck to work chat frrr

Could be playing games between each job

I’m so tired

I hate manual labor

I haven’t even started working yet 😭

[tender marlin]

I wonder what I should get after work to make it worth while

Every time we drive in the truck to each job, they put on “to catch a cheater”
Tbh.. I hate it…

[mint spear]

Why that sounds entertaining lol

[tender marlin]

Stresses me out…

I hate cheating stories…

[mint spear]

I see

[dry bison]

Got the roof fixed today. It looks ugly, but functional. Still worried about racoons.

Have to save up another $800 to replace rotting wood eventually.

The racoon was able to dig in because of the wood being rotted out in that spot.

[tender marlin]

I also hate cheaters

[dry bison]

I thought you hated hate...

[tender marlin]

I hate hate, and I hate people who hurt others without any regard for the person they hurt

I hate the bad in the world

[dry bison]

I mean, usually there's more than one side to a story, but that requires more inspection than hatred allows.

Humans are rarely so simple

[tender marlin]

It is true…

I feel like some people can be evil without knowing it tho…

I wish I could live in the Sanrio universe instead of ours

Life would be so much easier

[dry bison]

Calling something evil requires a very high bar.

[tender marlin]

My exes are evil

Not high bar

[dry bison]

How....convenient

[brisk jasper]

All of em?

[tender marlin]

Most, if not all

[dry bison]

People are people. They make decisions for people reasons.

[brisk jasper]

Now, not saying this applies in this situation, but usually when someone says all their exes are crazy, it’s usually not their exes

[dry bison]

They aren't answering to a higher calling

Evil demands a higher calling

[tender marlin]

Yea, ur right. Knife to the throat is not a psychopath thing to do

[brisk jasper]

That is a psychopath thing to do

[dry bison]

Aren't you glad you walked into that?

😛

[brisk jasper]

No, not really

I also don’t know anything about Basil’s exes

[dry bison]

Neither do I.

[tender marlin]

All of them are evil.

[dry bison]

It's a sensitive enough subject that it's not worth talking about

[tender marlin]

Told me they cared

They didn’t :3

They never ever do

[brisk jasper]

I’m sorry to hear that

[tender marlin]

Yard debris sucks

[dry bison]

btw, in the future, this is not a constructive response to progress a conversation. You opened the subject...it is kind of on you to define the barriers and not fair to frame people trying to hear you out of anything.

[brisk jasper]

I wouldn’t worry about it, Mumbles

I walked into that by making assumptions

[tender marlin]

I’ve been though a lot

I just wanna relax

[tight pagoda]

hi all

[brisk jasper]

Greetings

[dry bison]

Your assumptions were fair. A failure of individuals to reflect on their own role in anything makes it difficult to get a good perspective on things to deal with them, and attacking you for at best an anecdotal consideration only further supports that lack of perspective necessary to constructively move on.

[dry bison]

You need space trucker

I need space trucker.

We all need space trucker

[tight pagoda]

theres a movie for that

[brisk jasper]

I already play EuroTruck sim

I don’t need to do that in space

[dry bison]

Spaaaaace

[tight pagoda]

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120199/

[brisk jasper]

That looks bad

[tight pagoda]

watch the trailer

[dry bison]

All things considered and many things not known, you seem to be doing pretty well. I commend your courage.

https://tenor.com/view/take-that-thats-right-get-it-what-you-go-girl-gif-14017427305323057303

[tender marlin]

Thank you :/

[brisk jasper]

Oh yeah, people have completely cracked under less pressure

[tight pagoda]

in a hospital scene in the movie theres a sign that says "no heart attacks on this floor"

[tender marlin]

I’m surprised I haven’t yet tbh…

[brisk jasper]

Okay, I’ll just enter sudden cardiac arrest on the next floor

[dry bison]

The mind compartmentalizes trauma as a survival mechanism. I would highly recommend therapy to unravel that shit before it defines you. You deserve the freedom to let go.

[brisk jasper]

Therapy is great, even if you don’t “need” it, it’s still good to go if you can still afford it

[dry bison]

I need to do something about my crippling fear of heights

I can't even climb up on my roof without shaking uncontrollibly

I'm told exposure therapy might work

[tight pagoda]

in a safe way, yes

[brisk jasper]

Like, climbing a mountain?

[tight pagoda]

start with a glass elevator

[dry bison]

It's not that bad. I don't even know where the level is.

[brisk jasper]

Ooooh, do that job where you change a lightbulb on one of those radio towers

[dry bison]

I just suddenly feel it at about 10 ft and above

[tight pagoda]

youre a terrible person XD

[dry bison]

I can't even watch those videos without my hands sweating

[brisk jasper]

So I’ve been told

[tight pagoda]

lay on your back and stare at the ceiling, youre now eight feet in the air

[dry bison]

lol

My ceilings are 9 ft high, but I get it

[lone gorge]

”dont look down”

[dry bison]

It's a very weird system...the way fear of heights works.

Crippling you when you're in the most danger is fucking stupid

[brisk jasper]

I’m more scared of dropping stuff off of heights than heights themselves

[tight pagoda]

i hate the places with waist high rails

[brisk jasper]

Oh god, those

[dry bison]

My rails are chest high.

Waist high is asking me to fall over it

The most of my body is above my waist

In my mind, when I'm at height and subsequently in the most danger my body wants to collapse, but my mind wants to jump and I'm thinking...my body wants to die right now. That's the only conclusion I can come to.

[tight pagoda]

are you sure its not just vertigo?

[dry bison]

Doesn't vertigo just make you dizzy?

[tight pagoda]

no

[dry bison]

It might be vertigo.

[tight pagoda]

one sec

[dry bison]

But that can be tied to nerves around fear

[tight pagoda]

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK228/

[tender marlin]

I Don’t feel like I deserve it but thank you..

[mint spear]

Play a good rpg to take your mind of things bg3 or dos2

[brisk jasper]

I can guaran-fucking-tee you that you deserve therapy

Everyone deserves to be happy

[tight pagoda]

i work today x.x

later on today...i hate it becouse right now it feels like a day off, but in 5 hours ill be working

[brisk jasper]

Look on the bright side, you’re a productive member of society

[tight pagoda]

o_o

i said that before...

i dont know how to take it now

aw...

[flat echo]

Hello all

[brisk jasper]

Hello

[flat echo]

How’s everyone doing

[brisk jasper]

Fine, how about you?

[flat echo]

Not great tbh

[brisk jasper]

Sorry to hear that

[wheat burrow]

What’s up, History?

[tender marlin]

Exes don’t think so TwT

[brisk jasper]

Well, they can go kick rocks

[wheat burrow]

Forget about them, they are the past. If we live in the past then there’s no point.

[glossy vale]

You shouldn't take criticism from someone you wouldn't take advice from

[tender marlin]

Truth

Also it’s raining rn chat

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-jumping-cat-excited-excited-dance-gif-19354605

[brisk jasper]

I like the rain

Well, unless it’s inconvenient

[cursive crown]

is my pfp trash or fire?

[tight pagoda]

its yours, does it matter?

if you like it, that matters

[cursive crown]

smart

[tight pagoda]

i have moments =p

[flat echo]

Sorry something came up

Basically a few days ago a dear friend of mine passed away

And on that same day I was traveling near a town that another deceased friend was from

And on top of that although quite minor now, I found out SS United States is to be sunk

So… it was quite a rough day 😐

[wheat burrow]

Sorry for your losses, keep looking forward my friend.

[tender marlin]

I hate this job sm TwT

[wheat burrow]

You might hate it now, but if in the future you are stuck in a bad office job or dead end indoors work… you might look back at this and think “it wasn’t so bad, at least I was getting fresh air and keeping fit”

[thick stump]

The grass isn't always greener

[tender marlin]

My legs are cut up by walking around in it TwT

[wheat burrow]

I spent a couple decades growing up playing in woods, gorse, brambles, hawthorn.. scratched to fuck regularly. Spent well over a decade working on farms. I look back on it all very fondly. It won’t kill you, but it gives you shit to talk about with random strangers on the internet in 20 years time. Trust me.

[dry bison]

Sometimes the grass is mud...and that's even better..SPLASH SPLASH

[wheat burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/lol-weak-sauce-im-ded-dead-i'm-dead-gif-9570163115388730270

[lone gorge]

they say the grass is greener on the other side but dont tell you that grass is FAKE aggroturf

[tender marlin]

Ion like getting hurt or scratched tbh TwT

[wheat burrow]

Aggroturf makes it sound like it will try to start a fight with you if you look at it’s girlfriend the wrong way

[tender marlin]

Sometimes the grass is whiter on the other side

[lone gorge]

White grass would be badass

[tender marlin]

It’s called sun

[wheat burrow]

White widow growin in the neighbour’s yard

[sour carbon]

well off topic this no mans sky discord wont be around forever... So goodbye in advance

[wheat burrow]

Why the fuck is everyone popping downers these days, where the uppers at?

[lone gorge]

That’s foreboding

I hope your best day is the worst day you have!

[opaque tartan]

Come to mans yard blud

Nyah see

@limber fractal

[edgy egret]

How https://tribune.com.pk/story/2493253/florida-surgeon-sued-after-mistakenly-removing-patients-liver

[wheat burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/keep-on-your-toes-john-doucette-brooks-benedict-strangers-on-a-train-alfred-hitchcock-gif-22590248

[edgy egret]

Lol bad timing

[wheat burrow]

Dunno timing seemed good after reading that subheading haha

[lone gorge]

accidentally

Sir I came in cuz of a cold… I left without my liver

What tha fook!

[wheat burrow]

I’m more concerned as to where the idiot went to (or didn’t go to) for medical school…. How do you become a surgeon and not realise people need a fucking liver to live…. These aren’t kidneys fake surgical people, we don’t have two of them 🤣🤣

[lone gorge]

Genuinely… I hadn’t even realized that part. I more or less was thinking how can paperwork be so messed up that he thinks that’s what the procedure was

[tender marlin]

I want some white widow rn

[dry bison]

I like white cranberry

[tender marlin]

Two completely different things I think

[lone gorge]

🥵😍

My store trip was a success

[tender marlin]

Wish we were neighbors

I’d help you with that ;3

[mint spear]

https://tenor.com/view/what-do-you-mean-by-that-gif-10559980082154008380

[tender marlin]

Smoke sesh

Ofc

[edgy egret]

I just found the weirdest artist on Pandora. They only make SpongeBob songs but they're all explicit

It's called "BOI WHAT" lol

[pliant fjord]

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[lucid granite]

Try Glorb too

The Bottom 2 goes HARD

[edgy egret]

It looks like it's AI though so I won't support it

Still funny though

[lucid granite]

The voices are AI, but I think the instrumentals are done by a real person

[tight pagoda]

so...

huh

[waxen compass]

Dude so many people are going to lose their jobs after the failure of concord

I mean they spend so much money on this game my lord

[edgy egret]

I know it sucks, but it's not the customers responsibility to save them by playing the game

Blame the brain dead ceos

[waxen compass]

Ya bro like wtf

Dude around 1000 peeps are going to lose their jobs brooooo

[eternal thorn]

Sony made a bad call but that dev team wasn't doing it any favors

[edgy egret]

Same bed, different cat lol

[eternal thorn]

People are forgetting the internal whistleblower statements and "The Professor"

Shit was toxic

[opaque tartan]

@eternal thorn

[waxen compass]

Bro and only 150-200 people worked on Concord, so many other peeps are going to lose their jobs because of the failure of a small studio

[opaque tartan]

🤨

[eternal thorn]

I mean that happens. They'll find new jobs

[waxen compass]

That sucks bro

[eternal thorn]

Maybe not in game development but they'll get something

That's just how the job market works

[opaque tartan]

😄

[edgy egret]

I've been laid off before; welcome to working in tech

[waxen compass]

Sony should have not given over 180 mill to this studio

[opaque tartan]

😬

[eternal thorn]

Nate is under the influence

Man went into emoji mode

[waxen compass]

lol

[opaque tartan]

🫤

[tight pagoda]

Wishmaster is a twisted movie

still good though

[fleet condor]

My honest reaction to people who smoke and drink coffee

[brisk jasper]

I’ll get the double barrel and take him out back

[opaque tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/me-pointing-choose-me-pick-me-i-volunteer-gif-16837820

[opaque tartan]

😠

[brisk jasper]

Would you prefer a different firearm? Or perhaps a different location?

[tight pagoda]

o_o

[fleet condor]

Frying pan should be the go to weapon

[brisk jasper]

I can take Nate out front and make it everyone’s problem

[teal raptor]

how can I reverse this order in Excel?

[eternal thorn]

Nate couldn't even use good emoji

Gotta use something freaky man

Like this

[brisk jasper]

That just makes me mildly uncomfortable

[eternal thorn]

Apply filter to the column and sort in reverse

[opaque tartan]

🔫

[teal raptor]

filter how

[opaque tartan]

[brisk jasper]

That’s a waterarm, not a firearm

[opaque tartan]

[eternal thorn]

Home tab you should see off to the right a sort & filter function
Select the top cell first then hit filter

[teal raptor]

wait

can I auto-complete this list to #1 ?

like drag it all over the cells

[eternal thorn]

I think so

[teal raptor]

idk how 😛

I suck at Excel

[eternal thorn]

Select the cell
Should see a box on the bottom right

[teal raptor]

yeah a tiny square

I'm using LibreOffice Calc btw

[eternal thorn]

Drag from that tiny box all the way up or down

[eternal thorn]

💀

Should specify that lol

[teal raptor]

doesn't work, it's ascending order

[eternal thorn]

I'm familiar with excel, not libre

[teal raptor]

sorry

[fleet condor]

Fun fact: Murad IV (Ottoman Empire) banned the smoking of tobacco and opium, as well as closing coffeehouses. He ordered execution for breaking this ban

[tight pagoda]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKGnxXoB2v8

[brisk jasper]

I was wondering about the background behind that, that’s pretty interesting

[glad jacinth]

@teal raptor idk about libre. but maybe if you make it all into a table with headers, it will ease up the process of sorting and auto completes

[opaque tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/fight-me-come-at-bro-ese-rat-gif-16181220

[fleet condor]

16th century Ottoman Empire vs @opaque tartan

Interesting one for sure

[teal raptor]

ok

[brisk jasper]

I have a feeling a random British man can’t beat an entire empire. But again, empires have fallen from less

[brisk jasper]

Well, it depends on what said random British man has.

[fleet condor]

True, funny thing: T Lawrence or Lawrence of Arabia dunno what you guys call him was a quite a huge problem for the ottomans, starting a whole revolt done by Arabs..

[brisk jasper]

Let’s assume that Nate gets sent back to the 16th century with the goal of collapsing the Ottoman Empire, so he can’t use the “dead empire” argument

If he’s got a modern firearm or modern body armor, he’s got a good shot. But if he’s got, like, a kitchen knife, we’re going to be learning about the guy who charged the Ottoman Empire with a kitchen knife

[keen bridge]

He could pretend to be able to see the future.

[fleet condor]

Let’s not forget that the ottomans had jannisaries, they used guns too. They didn’t marry, the only thing they lived for was war

Dunno would be funny to see though

[brisk jasper]

Oh yeah, I’m aware of the existence of guns at the time, but a modern firearm is probably more effective in general. As for the body armor, well, you’re not gonna get a golf ball sized hole in your chest if you get hit

[tight pagoda]

work time in an hour =l

then i have tommarrow off

[fleet condor]

Gunter!?

[tight pagoda]

then i work again

[brisk jasper]

Well, there’s that to look forward to

[tight pagoda]

i do closing tonight

[fleet condor]

Isn’t that an Indian god or something

[tight pagoda]

do you all like campy horror movies

[brisk jasper]

I guess you could solo the Ottoman Empire’s military, provided enough ammo and proper training, but I doubt the citizens would be too happy about some rando with a Glock wiping out their entire army

[tight pagoda]

like Wishmaster, Jason X etc

childs play

which oddly enough is also a non profit XD

https://childsplaycharity.org/

[brisk jasper]

Not to mention that it’s easier to defend a fortified position than attack one, so a random person probably can’t take down an entire empire, although that should be rather obvious

[tight pagoda]

the killer doll has a heart of gold

[oak walrus]

Theres an ant on a infinitely stretchable rope. The ant is called Billy. The rope is 1km long. Billys goal is to reach the end of the rope. He travels 1cm every second. But also every second, the rope stretches 1km. Will Billy ever reach the end of the rope? Oh and yeah, Billy cant deplete energy and is immortal too.

[brisk jasper]

Billy the ant is fucked. If he goes 1 cm/s and the rope expands at a rate of 1km/s, he will never reach the end

The rope is just faster relative to the ant

[oak walrus]

Wrong! He will. Eventually, after some long suffering.

Want me to explain?

[brisk jasper]

Sure, why not

[opaque tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/no-yes-ok-yes-no-maybe-gif-14428545

[oak walrus]

The rope stretches. Because the ant is on the rope, the percentage of the rope covered will stay the same. Sure, it'll take a hell of an eternity for him, but eventually he'll be at the end.

[brisk jasper]

I figured it would be some weird technicality I didn’t think of

[glad jacinth]

doesn't seem to make sense, unless 1cm per second was acceleration and not velocity

[oak walrus]

Imagine that the ant is halfway a kilometer. The rope stretches another kilometer. The ant already was on the middle of the rope, and still will be after it stretches.

[dry bison]

I think Nate is just done giving indepth responses to peasants and plebeians...So they're entitled only to a mock expression of acknowledgement 😛

[glad jacinth]

So this was semantics, nothing to do with math or science?

[wheat burrow]

If the ant was at the end of the rope to start with... just saying, we didn’t know his starting position

We need all the facts first

[dry bison]

Imagine being asked to factor in the probability of an argument improperly framed.

[glad jacinth]

i guess he's saying that the rope stretches in all directions, not just at the end point.
And because billy is standing on the rope, he moves with the stretch?

[opaque tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-know-gif-18174494

https://tenor.com/view/youre-cool-thumbs-up-good-gif-15091841

[pale meadow]

[dry bison]

Wait until he learns how fast the universe is expanding

[pale meadow]

[dry bison]

It's not even fair to say it's expanding at a speed...because all space and time expands with it.

[glad jacinth]

will billy ever reach the end of the universe?

if billy is standing on it

[dry bison]

That depends on what you call the end.

[glad jacinth]

[wheat burrow]

Does Billy even truly give a shit or is he just trying to pass the time until he finds his next picnic to spoil?

[pale meadow]

Mabey

[opaque tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/billy-sole-predator-tough-guy-knife-schwarzenegger-gif-7388281

[wheat burrow]

What’s got Billy spooked?

There’s… something in the trees

[opaque tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/predator-stop-talking-cover-mouth-quiet-gif-17228970

[wheat burrow]

Classic

[dry bison]

Stephen Hawking believed we may exist on the edge of an event horizon of a massive universe sized blackhole...and if that's the case, the very passage through time is passage through space. My question is....Who is the dreamer?

[fleet condor]

Man I love these onion hats

[wheat burrow]

_You’re bleeding…

I don’t have time to bleed.

You got time to duck?_

[dry bison]

Quack

[fleet condor]

🧅

[opaque tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-gif-21322705

[glad jacinth]

i was recently reading about the theory of our observable universe being inside a black hole as well

[tight pagoda]

rude

XD

[opaque tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-cheering-excited-baby-fan-gif-14215662

[pale meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/lets-go-bullish-car-kid-kids-gif-27338537

[glad jacinth]

now put Hawkins on Initial D

[dry bison]

Hawking radiation for life....eternal

[opaque tartan]

https://youtu.be/bJdFsam972s

[glad jacinth]

lmao

[pale meadow]

Now AI has gone to far

[dry bison]

That was too farst too furrion

[fleet condor]

Uhm

Isn’t wolverine just two batmen kissing?

[dry bison]

Depends on how much you want to see it.

[opaque tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/xmen-wolverine-logan-cyclops-scott-gif-5054465

[glad jacinth]

i see two imps staring at each other laughing

[wheat burrow]

I see a waste of my evening. Off I go

[dry bison]

What an honor. I didn't realize Hawking was buried right next to Sir Isaac Newton.

[opaque tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/winniethepooh-pooh-apple-fall-gif-7836456

[dry bison]

Hawking, not Xi Jinping.

[opaque tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/brindis-xi-jinping-gif-26069380

[fleet condor]

Wazzup Beijing

[dry bison]

Ni hao

[wheat burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/monty-python-knights-who-say-ni-ni-gif-12279570

[dry bison]

ekki ekki ekki ekki ptang zoom-boing z nourrwringmm

[opaque tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/monty-python-and-the-holy-grail-bunny-come-here-gif-12275682

https://tenor.com/view/monty-python-holy-grail-rabbit-running-run-gif-5243831

[tender marlin]

Me when we are the knights that say ni

[wheat burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/monty-python-holy-grail-tim-call-me-name-gif-25991618

[tender marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/monty-python-holy-grail-knight-death-bridge-gif-21185062

[fleet condor]

https://tenor.com/view/turkey-chad-gif-23236689

[dry bison]

"Get away from my goat" he screamed at me with a nasally whine.

[tight pagoda]

cant unsee this

[dry bison]

Remember this baby?

[opaque tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/i-just-had-this-really-odd-moment-of-deja-vu-adrian-boseman-the-good-fight-ive-seen-this-before-ive-done-this-gif-21897808

[dry bison]

I loved my game genie

modding before modding was even a thing

hex editing

[tender marlin]

Finally break time in the truck TwT

[opaque tartan]

@dry bison @wheat burrow

[wheat burrow]

Classic, great game

[tender marlin]

I’m so hungry

[dry bison]

I want an isometric gta5 paperboy hybrid game that involves gta5 graphics from an isometric point of view with paperboy mechanics

[tender marlin]

Maniac?

[fleet condor]

I want to time travel

[dry bison]

Congrats

You just did

You are reading this message in the future.

[tender marlin]

This is kinda like that

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1482380/Maniac/

Steam

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Price

$4.99

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[dry bison]

Maniac is too loose ended and chaotic.

[tender marlin]

Fair

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[dry bison]

Maniac plays like a game that someone started with an idea and just gave up halfway through it

[tender marlin]

True 😭

[opaque tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/randy-pitchford-gif-27045636

[tender marlin]

It’s like a game that would’ve been made in the 90’s

In terms of mechanics

[dry bison]

It has all of the assets to be a real game, but then it looks like they kinda stopped halfway through gameplay mechanics and said...fuck it. Good enough

It lacks newspaper boyishness

[tender marlin]

I hope I don’t do that with the game I make

I hope I let it bake for as long as it needs

And take it out at the perfect crisp golden brown it needs

[dry bison]

If I were going to make a game, it would be about following karma. Giving people a reason to believe in the goodness of people by following the mechanics of karma to observe how it manifests in the conduct of one person, to the next, to the next and so on, to create a more harmonious human experience

[silent wagon]

It hath been acquired @maiden seal

[tender marlin]

My game would be based on making people feel a certain way

Kinda like how dayZ and Arma achieve it

[dry bison]

"Hurts donut?"

[tender marlin]

The anxious feeling

I want my game to be super intense to play

And be super addicting

But also be for the player

Not my wallet

[keen bridge]

Remember? I have one.

[dry bison]

Arma doesn't make you feel any sort of way intense. Dayz might for people that want to believe in the good nature of people

[maiden seal]

awesome

[glad jacinth]

are those compact comics still in comic form or is it prose?

[dry bison]

Most people that play Dayz I've met do not believe in people and don't even try to.

[tender marlin]

Arma makes me feel sorts of intenseness?

Especially mid gunfights

Super duper intense

I lose my breath

Panic

[opaque tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-working-jim-varey-frustrated-gif-13355780

[dry bison]

"If I don't shoot you in the face don't be surprised if I shoot you in the face later. You're just a better donkey if you can carry my future loot for me"

[tender marlin]

Intenseness

Black screen in Arma is a Jumpscare

Fr

Instant death no sound is terrifying

Instant death loud sound is even scarier

DayZ gave me gear fear

Arma gave me ptsd

😭

[dry bison]

@opaque tartan Do you know if EA was challenged in court on the "Games as a Service" using the Galoob precedents that were set back in the 90s?

[tender marlin]

Ea should be challenged on that regardless

[opaque tartan]

I was just playing back then, career started in 2003

[tender marlin]

Live service games are suck

[sterile tartan]

Comic form

[opaque tartan]

Was Galoob owned by Hasbro then?

Fucking. Typing

[dry bison]

When Nintendo sued Galoob in the 90s, they argued that making tech that interfered in marios jump height was a violation of their IP as a derivative work. Galoob argued that the game genie only modifies how a player interacts with the game...and the game is owned by the user, not the company after it is sold, to do with whatever they like...and Galoob won.

[tender marlin]

Yayayay

[opaque tartan]

Yeah sounds about right

Pretty logical

[tender marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/dudu-bubu-bubu-dudu-happy-dance-gif-4740266951935778356

Me when good wins ^

[opaque tartan]

Good is subjective

[dry bison]

That kind of precedent should have been a slam dunk to use for all future arguments about who owns games.

[opaque tartan]

If only eh

[tender marlin]

Good is objective and subjective

Some good things are subjective

Like cheese cake

[glad jacinth]

Me. I own games.
I just own them, barely play

[tender marlin]

Even tho it should be objectively the best food imo

But

Things like

Saving cats

That’s objectively good

[dry bison]

Saving cats for eating later

[opaque tartan]

This is why it exists the way it does, people like you

[dry bison]

Less so

[tender marlin]

Gamers getting what they pay for

And winning court cases that try to prevent us from owning what we buy

That’s objectively good

[dry bison]

If it were objective anything, it wouldn't be in a courtroom.

[tender marlin]

Sometimes people are dumb and bring objective stuff to courts

And they get laughed at

Or sometimes those objective things aren’t obvious to be objective

[opaque tartan]

Some things I agree with, people have to pay to use music, even when you use music in a game it costs money.
Why don't people have to pay to use game footage?
Just for equality sake.
I would argue music is more important to people than games.

[dry bison]

"This is not a mouse trap. This is a creative necktie clip" - Texas Vs The Board of Education

[opaque tartan]

The owning the game thing seems to be blown out of proportion, it's been like that for a while, written into EULAs etc

I don't know why it becomes an issue because some Ubisoft dude says something

You're all a bit late to the party and discussion at this point

No offense

[limber fractal]

you getting a pair?

[opaque tartan]

I can't skate for shit

[tender marlin]

Here’s where my problem arises from “not owning” your games

[opaque tartan]

Bikes I'm great with, skates, I'm stacking it or face planting

[tender marlin]

Live service games shutting down

[opaque tartan]

Eating dirt

[tender marlin]

And games removing content

Beyond bullshit

[opaque tartan]

Ok, I have a problem with that too

[tender marlin]

I should not have to miss out on content just because I’m late to the party

Destiny 2, I’m talking about you

[opaque tartan]

Ok I understand your grievance
Any solution?

[tender marlin]

(Wasn’t even late to btw, just took a break)

[tender marlin]

Stop supporting it

Stop playing games that do that

[opaque tartan]

Right then

[tender marlin]

Stop buying stuff from games that do that

If everyone does it

[opaque tartan]

Why are you telling me this

[tender marlin]

It’ll show the devs that it’s not a very good monetary system

[tender marlin]

Idk

[opaque tartan]

You need to make a public post where more people than this place can see it

If you want that to happen

[tender marlin]

No one cares what I have to say TwT

[opaque tartan]

Make it concise

I can't help with that, I say things with complete confidence

[tender marlin]

I do too

[opaque tartan]

Either that or I'm trolling and being a sarcastic prick

[tender marlin]

And then people bully me if I don’t say what I mean the right way

Even if they know too

;_;

[opaque tartan]

I don't get that

[tender marlin]

Makes me feel hella autistic

[opaque tartan]

Or maybe I just ignore it because I don't give a fuck

Look

Sometimes I post things maybe 6 months to a year in advance before publications

Because of what I may know or trends I understand

I don't care if people pay attention or not

I just leave breadcrumbs

Like I said

Social validation doesn't pay the bills or get me contracts

If you want people to listen you need clout sometimes

[tender marlin]

Maybe

[tender marlin]

But I could never do this

I’m way too hyper for that

But tbf I don’t really have much actual friends to talk to either

So that could explain it

[wheat burrow]

We should all chip in for a set for Nate’s birthday… I’ll bring the camcorder

[opaque tartan]

I think you need to work on your confidence maybe Basil

[tender marlin]

Confidence won’t make friends appear

I don’t think

[opaque tartan]

Working on yourself is more important than being an activist and trying to take things down

[tender marlin]

I don’t wanna be an activist

[opaque tartan]

@wheat burrow how did we become friends? 🤣

[tender marlin]

I just state how I feel about the things I like

[opaque tartan]

But imo that's effectively what you're saying you want to do

You want to get people together to take something down

I'm not a destructive person

[wheat burrow]

Being a pair of asshats that speak truths

[tender marlin]

I mean it’d be cool if that happened

It’d fix gaming

But

[opaque tartan]

I've always been constructive and supportive

[tender marlin]

I couldn’t do that lol

[opaque tartan]

In your opinion

[opaque tartan]

Having a pair

[tender marlin]

I feel like In anyones opinion who actually recognizes the damage it does to the gaming industry as a whole

[opaque tartan]

Thing is what if it damaged gaming

How would you feel then

[wheat burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/balls-polishing-dude-lebowski-jesus-gif-23496855

[limber fractal]

[opaque tartan]

You'd be chastised

People would come after you

[tender marlin]

How would it

Gaming is already damaged

[dry bison]

Please do not normalize stigmatizing autism. Some of us consider it rude.

[opaque tartan]

I'm saying what if it did

Because you have no guarantee

[opaque tartan]

So are people but we don't kick them when they're down

I might if you're a piece of shit and deserve it but most people don't

[tender marlin]

I don’t know if I have it or not as I’ve not been diagnosed but people always say I am, or think I am, so I’ve kinda just rolled with it… not trying to stigmatize it, just explaining how I feel and what my brain is saying to me about those moments.. my apologies tho…

[opaque tartan]

This is why I remain constructive

[tender marlin]

I would think that logic is backwards then

[opaque tartan]

Everyday mate, kids do it because it's just a phrase, same as PTSD, I've been diagnosed with that for sure

[dry bison]

Two steps forward, one step back.

[opaque tartan]

Try to keep our chins up eh

No matter what

[tender marlin]

I remember when kids would fake tics in my middle school

And that would piss me off

[opaque tartan]

How is the logic backwards

[wheat burrow]

Unless you’re diagnosed I wouldn’t go about saying you have something. Armchair doctors are often wrong and it can make you go down a life path that isn’t actually necessary.

[opaque tartan]

You have no guarantee that your scheme will work

No documentation, no graphs with predictions

It's like fucking clown college tbh mate

[tender marlin]

I don’t even know where to start to get diagnosed for something like that tbh, and makes me kinda nervous

[opaque tartan]

In my humble opinion

[tender marlin]

Other than with my doctor obvs

But I wouldn’t know how to like

Say that

Idk

[wheat burrow]

Go to a doctor and discuss things, they will refer you as needed to the right persons

[opaque tartan]

Better to get it checked out and get support

Again, I try to find solutions even when its the daunting task of dealing with myself

[dry bison]

My sister wants me to go get diagnosed because two of her kids were diagnosed and she says that they are very much how I was and in some ways still am about communication...and because it's genetic

[tender marlin]

I’ll prolly do that when I go to get checked with my medication again

[opaque tartan]

But on topic, no guarantees, how can I buy in

Make me buy in

Sell me snake oil

I'm always willing to listen to a good pitch

[tender marlin]

I need to start taking it more normally too

I miss it too often, and it’s prolly not good for me

[dry bison]

heh. I went to a doctor and I asked to speak to a psych and they ended up trying to get me on drugs for ADHD that I probably should have said yes to.

I have a thing about drugs. I don't take them...almost ever.

Though I did take Dilaudid once after a severe leg injury.

I sat on my chair and went to another world

[opaque tartan]

I smoke weed but everything else, nah

[wheat burrow]

I rarely take the prescribed ones 🫠

[opaque tartan]

Yeah fuck that noise

Being me is got me to where I am

And I love being me

[dry bison]

I did not like the out of body experience of dilaudid and never took it again

[opaque tartan]

I just don't trust any of it

It's not a cure

[dry bison]

I have a very high pain threshold so it as a pain killer was considered fair

Dilaudid is a pain killer.

[opaque tartan]

I don't even take them

[sterile tartan]

It's not meant to be a cure
It's meant to manage. Not to cure

[dry bison]

^

[dry bison]

Pain can't be cured

[glad wolf]

Bug

[opaque tartan]

Yeah that's what I mean, I just don't feel like I want it managed

Maybe in some cases I should

[dry bison]

Nate over here all like...."Punch me in the liver. I can take it"

[opaque tartan]

Not saying I'm right, I don't know much about mental health

Just feel like I know myself

Whatever works for people, great, have at it

[dry bison]

I like my pain threshold. The strongest drug I take now and it's rare....advil

200mg for migraines

[sterile tartan]

I stopped taking my depression meds because it got cancelled somehow and I never bothered to get it uncancelled

[opaque tartan]

Are you alright without?

[sterile tartan]

Yeah

[dry bison]

Uh oh

[sterile tartan]

Well, usually lol

[opaque tartan]

Fuckin A

[dry bison]

"Yrah"...she says as her face droops

[sterile tartan]

Lol

[opaque tartan]

OMG Mumbles

LOL

[dry bison]

Spirit has a great spirit. I'm glad she can be happy without depression meds.

I imagine those meds have side effects that suck

[sterile tartan]

It's been like a year since I stopped taking them. I know they were helping but I've also been able to manage without, I just needed to be in a good environment and stuff before I dropped em lol

[eternal thorn]

I love it when a portion of my cheek wall that would normally be attached to molars gets unattached revealing the red stuff because of a bad wisdom tooth
Certainly not a headache

[sterile tartan]

I didn't ever notice side effects from them which I think is rare and lucky

[opaque tartan]

Hard not to like the lady

[dry bison]

I feel like you just admitted to being redskull

https://tenor.com/view/bh187-captain-america-reveal-red-skull-it-was-me-gif-19613841

[eternal thorn]

I would 100% grab a blue cube if I saw it

[silent wagon]

It's comic form

[opaque tartan]

Wugo Heaving

[dry bison]

I wonder how he's doing these days

[opaque tartan]

Flipping between fantasy worlds

He's like Rutger Hauer in Blade Runner

Roy Batty

https://youtu.be/NoAzpa1x7jU

[glad jacinth]

Yes Spirit confirmed!! 😊
Thanks for answer

[dry bison]

I don't know if he was big on the whole lore of LOTR, but it must've been all sorts of conflicted feelings after spending decades becoming such a skilled actor to get essentially type casted as a LOTR character.

[opaque tartan]

Agent Smith

[dry bison]

"Oh look. It's agent smith in Lord of the rings"

[wheat burrow]

He doesn’t like Lord of the rings

[dry bison]

I liked him better in V for Vendetta

[wheat burrow]

https://www.theguardian.com/film/article/2024/aug/30/hugo-weaving-lord-of-the-rings-middle-earth-detest-genre-classic#:~:text=But he's not the first actor to detest a classic,-Ben Child&text=It probably shouldn't,Lord of the Rings movies.

As it happens, from a few days ago

[opaque tartan]

Love that film

[dry bison]

The author of that article is rude

At no point did Hugo say he ever underperformed. The author flat out says

"if the actor really is just phoning it in for the money in Jackson’s fabulous turn-of-the-century swords and sorcery triptych, the important thing is that only the guy whose job it was to make with the cookies (to encourage him gently but insistently on to the sound stage) would ever be able to tell."

Even the suggestion is insulting

[opaque tartan]

I treat articles as memes for the most part

[dry bison]

Like a fart in an elevator nobody wanted to be on.

"We can smell your news"

[opaque tartan]

Can't believe I had to read what I read earlier....

[dry bison]

"I just came here for the funny pages..."

[opaque tartan]

Wonders never cease in this place do they @wheat burrow

[pale meadow]

No they do not

[opaque tartan]

I'm gonna go set some bins on fire in town, message me on WhatsApp

The council needs to know we've had enough

It'll make the town better

[dry bison]

Who owns whatsapp?

[wheat burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/beautifulworld-gif-21108394

[glad jacinth]

meta?

unless it already got sold again

[dry bison]

I guess Telegram (I think thats what its called) is in shit now in Romania

[opaque tartan]

Cuckerberg

[opaque tartan]

Nah he's released

[glad jacinth]

telegram will keep getting shit cause ppl just use it for illegal shit everywhere

[opaque tartan]

Damn right they do

[dry bison]

It's like a chat program for crypto users

[opaque tartan]

Let a playa play

[glad jacinth]

Plus it seems to work well to bypass governments censorship

[dry bison]

but the crypto is more like....stolen jewelry 😛

and human trafficking

[opaque tartan]

Love Telegram

[glad jacinth]

I mean it can be used for good stuff too dont get me wrong

It helped Ukranian ppl at lot stay in touch and inconspicuous

[opaque tartan]

Obviously I don't use it for human trafficking, I can't stand people why would I traffic them

[opaque tartan]

Tell that to the French

[dry bison]

Cheap organs, easier to train to do complex tricks, etc

[pale meadow]

I love the French and there attitude towards trying to be regulated

[opaque tartan]

But I want to get high and play games

[dry bison]

Everyone else: Regulate yourself!
The French: BAGUETTE!

[opaque tartan]

Me too but they kinda look dumb with this

[pale meadow]

Indeed

[glad jacinth]

[pale meadow]

Dame you and your invite only server emojis

[glad jacinth]

i yoinked this one from Redge

[pale meadow]

Still

[opaque tartan]

Wah

[silent wagon]

When the French regulated themselves in the old days they beheaded rich people, now they're boring 😔

[pale meadow]

Yeah, still interesting

[glad jacinth]

yea i been craving a good beheading

[opaque tartan]

My grandmothers name was Anastasia LaCroix
She might have been beheaded back then

[silent wagon]

LaCroix
Like the heinous sparkling water??? 😭

[glad jacinth]

your genes are so muddled shit's hilarious

[keen bridge]

I made a nice ginger bread head chopper last year.

[opaque tartan]

Is it?

[opaque tartan]

Fucked mate

But it makes me sexy

[pale meadow]

To be fair he is British, they was no chance for them not to be

Jk

[opaque tartan]

Not English though

Thank fuck

[pale meadow]

Just enough to have it rule over everything else

[opaque tartan]

Don't think there is any actually

Europe and Asia

I'm happy with my little chocolate button nipples

[tender marlin]

I smoke weed, gonna try shrooms, acid, and dmt

[pale meadow]

[dry bison]

lowkey wish discord would just use sans fonts.

[tender marlin]

Everything else is a no

[opaque tartan]

Comic Sans

[glad jacinth]

@tender marlin weed is legal here too, amongst other things, but let's not get too deep into it.
Remember there's ppl here from all over the world and all ages, including 13 y.o.'s

[tender marlin]

Oh

[opaque tartan]

@glad jacinth https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=bsrQa_bagZs&si=zyCAduX-DGs1BB-L

[opaque tartan]

Jk

[opaque tartan]

Save it for the bank bb

[glad jacinth]

[tender marlin]

I need to get another cart soon

[pale meadow]

That's what I wanted to type tbh

[slow cedar]

guys Telus isn't letting me go to the RC store

[tender marlin]

I see that gif every time asmongold misses with the greatsword in monster hunter

[glad jacinth]

LOL

[opaque tartan]

That's a felony

[slow cedar]

we need firmware updates for the alarm system

[pale meadow]

Off with there head then

[slow cedar]

but we've been on hold for like 20 minutes

[glad jacinth]

Im not gonna lie, not a huge fan of Asmon and his hot takes.
but it is funny watching him play games and really not be good at it

[slow cedar]

in that time we scheduled driving lessons and returned some stuff from amazon

:P

still on hold

[tender marlin]

I don’t pay attention to him really

I kinda just put on his vods to sleep

[pale meadow]

[opaque tartan]

I left my guillotine in my other pants

[slow cedar]

wut

[pale meadow]

Dame your French

Jk

[tender marlin]

I can’t wait to get home

[dry bison]

https://tenor.com/view/beautiful-pretty-beard-reface-girl-gif-20108460

Saved

[tender marlin]

😟

[opaque tartan]

As if you need to add jk

@pale meadow better add that shit

[pale meadow]

[dry bison]

Everyone knows it's a joke to accuse people of being french.... /s

[tender marlin]

French is gross

[glad jacinth]

As if you need to add jk

He says, as he proceeds to add /s

[dry bison]

Imagine being Canadian

[tender marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/famas-colony-colony-famas-csgo-cs-gif-22012864

[glad jacinth]

eww

[tender marlin]

Like WTF is this France????

[dry bison]

It's like Canada but less loyal to the queen

[tender marlin]

Canada, but the people inventing shit from there should be beheaded

[dry bison]

...That got dark fast

[tender marlin]

wtf is a famas

[dry bison]

What are you, from the DC universe?

[glad jacinth]

French canada is more French than the French

[tender marlin]

No, I just think French people are weird

[pale meadow]

Aren't you Canadian?

[tender marlin]

Have you ever played juice galaxy?

That is French people

[dry bison]

"Oh. You invented photography? OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!"

[glad jacinth]

im a citizen of the world. Timeline don't matter

[opaque tartan]

Bunch of maple syrup swilling hosers

[dry bison]

"Oh...You invented Pasteurization? OFF WITH YOUR HEAD"

[opaque tartan]

I'm a prick, nice to meet you

[dry bison]

"Oh...You invented Cinema? OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!"

[tender marlin]

Honestly, probably accurate. Before the camera, people prolly thought photos were witchcraft

[glad jacinth]

I remember that movie. Queen kept yelling "OFF WITH THEIR HEADS"

[pale meadow]

Seems like they went after a specific group of people ngl

[dry bison]

"....You invented parachutes?....well...I guess....OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!"

[opaque tartan]

Curse that Louis

Not the royal ones

The milk guy

[dry bison]

"Wait...You invented the bikini?....off with your head?"

[opaque tartan]

Alice in Wonderland

[glad jacinth]

true, world would be better off without bikinis.
go all natural

[opaque tartan]

#freeboobies

[glad jacinth]

damn yea it was lol....

[tender marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/i-am-the-milkman-milkman-psychonauts-milk-delicious-gif-15360002

[glad jacinth]

Nate you're like that subreddit r/tipofmytongue but in single person form

[pale meadow]

Wow

[tender marlin]

r/tipofmytip

[glad jacinth]

what it's a compliment

[tender marlin]

R/tonguetongue

[pale meadow]

Yes

[opaque tartan]

It was in the cartoon one too, pretty sure it was in the book, too old not sure

[tender marlin]

Subreddit for people with split tongues

[glad jacinth]

r/snakes

[tender marlin]

R/reddit

[thick stump]

mm jd honey and coke

[opaque tartan]

r/crackomyass

[tender marlin]

R/heartfailure

Too scary

;-;

[glad jacinth]

i knew you was yellow

[tender marlin]

Yellow?

I’m yellow of snakes?

Oki ^^

[wheat burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/marty-mcfly-chicken-nobody-gif-25343042

[tender marlin]

Is yellow a fear?

Like red flags and green flags?

[wheat burrow]

Yellow is the colour of cowardice

[tender marlin]

Oh

[wheat burrow]

Someone who is not brave

[tender marlin]

Is also the color of nana

🍌

[wheat burrow]

My Nana was flesh coloured, probably a bit skeleton coloured now; may she rest in peace. My bananas are often green/yellow

[pliant fjord]

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[opaque tartan]

Yella belleh

[tender marlin]

I would prolly be yellow then

[opaque tartan]

I'm brown

[tender marlin]

Hope she’s in a good spot :<<<

[wheat burrow]

I’m a regular fucking rainbow on a daily basis

[glad jacinth]

i also love the lilly liver expression 😂

[wheat burrow]

She’s good. She chose when she would go. Told my aunt “I think it’s time I go see your father again” then died in her sleep. She didn’t even have an illness. Crazy old lady was stubborn like that 😂
I loved her a lot though.

[tender marlin]

I’d be like yellow, blue, and maybe black if I were colored my emotions

[tender marlin]

I wonder how that is even possible, and how that works 😵‍💫

[wheat burrow]

Willpower

[tender marlin]

I also feel like it would be scary to know when you’re going to die

[wheat burrow]

Some people say that death is a state of mind, questionable until you hear of stories like that though

[glad jacinth]

Mind over matter

it matters

Brain can have a lot of power over your own body

[opaque tartan]

You're George, Zippy and Bungle mate

[wheat burrow]

I’d love to share that meme but

Rules

😂

[glad jacinth]

but jokes aside, when i was really struggling with hourly work to make ends meet and hussling i used to say "i don't have time to g et sick" when i got the sniffles

[tender marlin]

I believe it

[glad jacinth]

and honestly i didn't get as sick back then

[opaque tartan]

My mate gave me the nickname Bungle @wheat burrow

[tender marlin]

Ever since my dmt research bit, I’d agree that death could be a state of mind

[opaque tartan]

Because I'm big and brown

[tender marlin]

But thinking about it like that kind of confuses me even more

[opaque tartan]

And I could probably bum him

[wheat burrow]

I basically only get sick when I take time off. I relax and so does the immune system. Sure as shit, I take more than four days off and I’m sick for a couple lol

Really fucking annoying too as all I want is a few relaxing days off work 😂

Well… it also doesn’t help that my both the last times my Mum and Dad came to visit and stay for a week or so that my Dad caught Covid on the trip over 🤷🏻‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[tender marlin]

The mind is a powerful machine

[wheat burrow]

Dude is a bug magnet

[tender marlin]

My dad tooo