off-topic-bond-james-bond

[compact shore]

Do Kengaroos say "you jump as pathetic as a human, Henry."

[gilded lance]

https://tenor.com/view/404soob-pepe-pp-gif-21552701

[glad jacinth]

https://tenor.com/view/bye-felicia-good-goodbye-boy-gif-25515925

[meager cloak]

🐌

[steady vale]

I like to think his knife is between his buttcheeks while he's running

[pliant fjord]

Astronomy Pic of the Day: Simulation: Two Black Holes Merge

Click here for video

Explanation: Relax and watch two black holes merge. Inspired by the first direct detection of gravitational waves in 2015, this simulation plays in slow motion but would take about one third of a second if run in real time. Set on a cosmic stage, the black holes are posed in front of stars, gas, and dust. Their extreme gravity lenses the light from behind them into Einstein rings as they spiral closer and finally merge into one. The otherwise invisible gravitational waves generated as the massive objects rapidly coalesce cause the visible image to ripple and slosh both inside and outside the Einstein rings even after the black holes have merged. Dubbed GW150914, the gravitational waves detected by LIGO are consistent with the merger of 36 and 31 solar mass black holes at a distance of 1.3 billion light-years. The final, single black hole has 63 times the mass of the Sun, with the remaining 3 solar masses converted into energy radiated in gravitational waves.

[echo scarab]

AAA IM GONNA DIE

THERE WAS A SYSTEM UPDATE

ALL THE APPS LOOK LIKE SHIT

[gilded lance]

Why do you have so many games

[gilded lance]

Holy

Goddamn I only have three games

[lone gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/games-phone-dog-wink-winking-dog-gif-22423504

[gilded lance]

Brother’s been prepping his entire life for that moment

☠️

Either he really likes kids or he has all the spare time in the world

[severe idol]

I have CoC, Egg Inc, Earth Inc, Exploding kittens, Gladiatoris and Plants vs Zombies

[gilded lance]

[wheat burrow]

I have very few

[gilded lance]

(Brawl stars is only here because I heard they are having a Godzilla crossover event and I want some of the skins)

[wheat burrow]

I used to do a lot of mobile gaming, in fact that was all I was doing basically in terms of games, maybe about 10 years ago. But now I don’t get much game time and I’d rather use a bigger screen these days (eyes are not agreeing with age). So most of these are just for if I’m at airports or on a train travelling for work or whatever.

[lone gorge]

I used to play mobile games a lot when I worked for subway cuz we were always dead af. 😂 otherwise I never rly play em. I got like 3-4

[severe idol]

subway fire tho

[compact shore]

Someone should check their messages 🤣

[severe idol]

i usally only play on the train

or bus

then sometimes i just put in earbuds and listen

[late cloud]

• almost all the mobile games are 'money milking' machines

[severe idol]

yeah

sadly

[lone gorge]

Forreal you have no idea how many custom sandwiches I had made 😅

[compact shore]

That's what's Free to Play is about

[wheat burrow]

Yes and this

[severe idol]

is the fast food with the most shops here

even more thans maccas

[wheat burrow]

I have images of the subway menu being flipped around to reveal a totally new selection board “Jenksway”

[severe idol]

colse group is basically the supermarket chain

ignore them for fast food

they do have to-go meals but nah

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[severe idol]

train station food kinda good sometimes

thank you gunter

sorry just rmeined me of train stations there almost always a subway nearby too

[gilded lance]

I can’t bother ngl

Most of it’s from random family members and other stuff

Also

Seeing sus dialogue in my original language is such a surreal experience

It’s like something pure has been tainted

[severe idol]

whats your original language

[gilded lance]

Ah that’s not important

[severe idol]

war thunder screenshot

[wheat burrow]

All good. Back when I was a student I always preferred going to subway of McDonald’s, Burger King, KFC, etc I have to say. I did used to frequent more little independent places though… like the local Turkish kebab places. Can’t beat a nice big skewer of marinaded meat grilled up and slapped in some bread with salad and sauce

It’s only breakfast here but now I want a kebab lol

[severe idol]

i love bakeiers delight even though its a chain, its all made fresh everyday you can see and smell

but i do love inderpenents

[severe idol]

best coffee i had is from a little shop in flinders street station

[lone gorge]

My fave was rotisserie chicken, with bacon, and the subway Vinaigrette, toasted so the cheese is melty, then I’d press in sweet peppers 😅

Ugh I’m hungry now

[wheat burrow]

lol

[lone gorge]

There’s so many combinations

[gilded lance]

Personally went with the regular bread+the white cheese+ham+lettuce+mayo

[severe idol]

i want a finger bun rn

[gilded lance]

Call me boring but it tasted good

[lone gorge]

Classic ham n cheese. Ever use the cheesey roll?

[gilded lance]

No

Sometimes I would replace the mayo with barbecue sauce though

[lone gorge]

That one’s always been my fave. It literally the plain white roll. We just sprinkle cheese on after it proofs

[gilded lance]

Haha

[lone gorge]

I still say we like they own me

THEY

I miss their food. But I resent subway 😂

[gilded lance]

Most employee friendly modern corporation:

[lone gorge]

Ours was one of the ones cut out inside a Walmart

We had cornballs everyday coming in

[gilded lance]

Ohh a food court?

[lone gorge]

Not even

Just Walmart with our subway in it

[severe idol]

another good very cheap coffee comes from a servo, a chain on servos

extra large coffee $3,50

[gilded lance]

You always have that one Chinese restaurant in the food court that serves the exact same stuff yet it always tastes good lmao

[severe idol]

and when i say extra large i mean american xrta large

[lone gorge]

Chinese buffet, Italian restaurant, fast food joints. That’s our food courts around here 😂

[gilded lance]

Mfw shops don’t sell double doubles outside of Canada

[gilded lance]

Also the Thai noodles shop

[lone gorge]

Around here they’re actually independent shops mostly

[gilded lance]

Oh

I see

[severe idol]

same i found the best vitenmise noodle shop

[lone gorge]

Fast food has swarmed food courts lol

[wheat burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/coffee-morning-good-addict-addicted-gif-25274061

[severe idol]

i went to cairns once it had a great little french cafe

[wheat burrow]

The girl’s face on the left 🤣

[gilded lance]

They should honestly just invent a coffee pill that’s made of concentrated caffeine that you can down with a cup of water

Can’t bother with the hot coffee and allat

[severe idol]

still about 40% _f ast food 60% inderpendednt

[gilded lance]

Just give me the damn pill

[severe idol]

for me

[lone gorge]

Murica, I’ll take the double extra large, a supersize fry, and a DIET soda. Tryna watch my intake

[gilded lance]

Americans when they aren’t allowed to eat 800k calories in a single snack:

[severe idol]

theres a panadol that has as much caffinee as 5 cups of balck coffeee

[gilded lance]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-duck-meme-duck-crying-gif-20851670

[severe idol]

sorry

i ruined the meme

but funny

[gilded lance]

Where can I get those? Gonna down one with my daily Tylenol

[severe idol]

are you in the united states?

im not sure if its over there

[lone gorge]

Wait, it has as much caffeine as 5x cups of coffee and it’s a painkiller? Lmao

[severe idol]

i carnt rember exactly

but 65mg is ALOT

[lone gorge]

I don’t think that’s a good substitute for condensed coffee like he means lol

[severe idol]

eat coffee beans

[lone gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/ntuni-cat-chew-crunch-funny-gif-23922784

[severe idol]

get the good brazilian coffee

[late cloud]

Or just black tea

[severe idol]

tea

is for poms (brittish people)

[lone gorge]

I thought they made caffeine pills already lol

[severe idol]

jk

[late cloud]

im no british, and I drink tea, still alive

[severe idol]

your teeth good?

[late cloud]

black tea has more caffeine than a cup of coffee

[wheat burrow]

Helps you forget about the pain when you’re flying around at a million miles an hour I guess

[lone gorge]

Taking caffiene to wake up doesn’t work for me. I stay sleepy. But fast 😂

[wheat burrow]

Yeah I never waken up from caffeine, it just stays in my system and appears at night when I’d really benefit from sleep and so the cycle continues 🥹

[sterile tartan]

There's 95mg of caffeine in a cup of coffee

[wheat burrow]

American XL or regular?

[late cloud]

European triple coffee with less water

[sterile tartan]

Whatever "a cup" is according to Google

[wheat burrow]

230ml

Roughly

[sterile tartan]

1 actual measurement of a cup

[lone gorge]

Yall don’t use a cut in half gallon jug for a mug….? 😅🙂‍↔️

Has the handle and everything

[sterile tartan]

Don't tempt me xD

[wheat burrow]

I used to use a half litre / pint glass with a handle for my coffee when I was at university

[sterile tartan]

My mug holds two cups tho
That's not relevant

[lone gorge]

5 min crafts

😂😂

[sterile tartan]

Lmao

[lone gorge]

How to make a mug.
Step one, saw the handle off mug
Step two hot glue
Step three attach handle

GREAT your done! ^_^

[sterile tartan]

A cup (the measurement) of black tea has 47mg

[late cloud]

According to whom... Geegle ?

[sterile tartan]

Well yeah

[wheat burrow]

You not quicker at this point just putting a silicon rim around the kettle or coffee pot and doing away with the need to transfer from one receptacle to the other?

[sterile tartan]

It's consistent regardless of which source I check off the search too

[lone gorge]

That makes too much sense for a 5 minute craft

[wheat burrow]

My bad

[lone gorge]

Your onto something though

[sterile tartan]

espresso however does have less than black tea but only slightly

[lone gorge]

People should just drink from the coffee machine

[twilit warren]

mornin o/

[late cloud]

While you guys are trying to re-discover the hot water, Im just gonna make another mug of coffee 🙂

[sterile tartan]

I'm simply eating a sandwich

[twilit warren]

i have lemonade 🍋

[wheat burrow]

Black and one sugar for me please!

[late cloud]

hehe

[lone gorge]

Cherry coke 🤤

[sterile tartan]

[vague hawk]

I made tea.

I also needed tea because my family just experienced Judgement Day and I'm sick of fighting with them.

Mostly my brother.

The immature child that he is.

I do not have the time nor patience.

[wheat burrow]

Cherry > vanilla > regular

[lone gorge]

100% in that order

Have they ever combined cherry and vanilla?

That’d be 🥹😍

[wheat burrow]

Hmm… good question

[lone gorge]

I’m either having a made up memory of it or wish it exists so bad I think it’s real lol

[wheat burrow]

OMG!!

[lone gorge]

😍😍 must find

I can say I never saw a can like that

[wheat burrow]

https://www.coca-cola.com/us/en/brands/coca-cola/coca-cola-flavors

[lone gorge]

Orange vanilla…. Hmm

[wheat burrow]

Seems to be the new packaging. Old one looked different from what I see

Local tastes “Georgia peach and raspberry” that sounds nice I’m not going to lie

Ahh it’s separate flavours… meh… still

[lone gorge]

When it comes to fruits I’ve had bad experiences with multi flavors

Strawberry kiwi is my only confident one

Like lemonades I’m not picky

But I had this one peach mango fruit punch…. Idk not for me. Lmao. 🤢

[twilit warren]

i've never been one for cherry flavours personally

but i'll always seek fancy fruit combos for drinks. tried a yuzu-lychee drink last weekend, it was amazing

[lone gorge]

Some cherry flavors I hate!! Like if it taste like that cough syrup cherry. No thanks.

[sterile tartan]

Orange vanilla coke is good tbh

[twilit warren]

I don't know which one I dislike more, artificial cherry flavouring or actual cherry flavours.... I'm glad other people love it so there's far less for me

[twilit warren]

that's covering a lot of flavour notes :o

[lone gorge]

It sounds good. Like an orange creamsicle with coke

[sterile tartan]

Basically yeah

[lone gorge]

I love cream sodas

[twilit warren]

this is making me crave an ice cream float now jkshfkdsf

[lone gorge]

Root beer floats 😍😮‍💨😅🥵

[severe idol]

lemon lime and biiters is the best

had it since i was 7

[lone gorge]

Is that one product or 2 lol

Or three

[severe idol]

one

[lone gorge]

Ah okay lol

Only ever heard of it

[severe idol]

its a mized drink best is from bungerburg

[lone gorge]

Bungerburg 💀😂

Lmfao

That set me off 😂

[twilit warren]

bunger?

[severe idol]

bunderburg?

some werid northen town anyway\

[lone gorge]

Hambunger

[twilit warren]

love me a borgar,,,

🍔

[lone gorge]

Cheemsbunger

[severe idol]

oh its spelt litrally the way its pronouced

er here is pronouned "Ah" usally

so i thought it was bunderberg

[severe idol]

maccas burger

[lone gorge]

I wish the Big Mac used the bigger patties like in the qtr pounder

[twilit warren]

I've been playing too much SMT, almost didn't recognise that as a brand but rather a currency O.o

[lone gorge]

Funnily enough they sold a 1/3 pounder but the 1/4 pounder outsold it cuz were too dumb to realize 1/3 is more than 1/4

Then it got removed entirely

Kinda like the ole “.99” trick to make it look like it’s a dollar cheaper when its actually just a cent lol

[twilit warren]

bit silly innit

[sterile tartan]

A&W were the ones who tried the 1/3 pounder

But everything else is accurate
We be stoopid as a species

[lone gorge]

Never even heard of A and W

Lmao

Idk how I got McDonald’s from it then

Probably just cuz the “pounder” name

[twilit warren]

I never really get mcdonalds

got some local chains I prefer, know this place that puts tons of herbs on their chips which makes them realy delicious

[lone gorge]

Banks leave the bank vaults open here but they chain the pens to the counter 😂😂😂

[twilit warren]

god forbid we get some free stationary 😔

[lone gorge]

Pens made of Unobtainium

[sterile tartan]

https://awrestaurants.com/blog/aw-third-pound-burger-fractions#:~:text="We were aggressively marketing a,just weren't selling."

Their website and an atrocious link that idk how to shorten

[twilit warren]

pens that alert the sentinels if you try to steal em

but go ahead and steal from the depots

[lone gorge]

Wait is that the same AW as the rootbeer?

[severe idol]

we wernt taught 24 hour time for a while they reitroduced it now tho

[late cloud]

Lots a trackers in this link, gotta love these restaurants

[lone gorge]

Bunger ads incoming

[late cloud]

%20aggresively%20marketing... 😄

[lone gorge]

100% reason to advertise the name

[sterile tartan]

[lone gorge]

I thought you was saying fort minor lyrics 😅

[twilit warren]

kibby!!!

[vague hawk]

I was summoned by a feline presence.

Makes me slightly happier in my shitty world.

Beautiful face.

[vague hawk]

Awwwhh!

An orange floofer.

[twilit warren]

I have a cat too

he name is 🥑

i'd share a picture but I am new and a noob and thus I cannot share my tuxedo boy too 😔

[vague hawk]

I go meow.

[twilit warren]

🐱

[vague hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/i-go-meow-gif-14888915591449967112

The little round face meow.

•^•

[severe idol]

i keep getting Tasmania ads, advertsing the beach, in the winter...

not that its ever summer there

[vague hawk]

I used to get things like that for up North during Winter as well.

It's so wack.

[severe idol]

yeah

if i want beach i go bali or cairns

[vague hawk]

ENJOY THE "BAY OF PLENTY" (Literally Winter).

[severe idol]

they said "Become a winter person"

shows a guy diving into -5 degree water

[vague hawk]

I became icicle.

[vague hawk]

Lmao, I randomly remembered that guy jumping onto the ice pool.

[twilit warren]

apparently people in finland do that a lot. for fun. and then they go sauna which yeah i get

[severe idol]

(Its salt so no freeze)

[late cloud]

lol, yeah 😄

[vague hawk]

First off, more robotics videos yipee.

https://youtu.be/-HizP4UQvug?si=aRfmogNkKAfPoYLe

[severe idol]

https://campaignbrief.com/tasmania-invites-aussies-to-become-a-winter-person-in-new-off-season-campaign-via-bmf/

[vague hawk]

And finally, Catch The Ice Dude.

https://youtu.be/zd7c5tQCs1I?si=LPmseZhMJUQp5kmP

[late cloud]

He is like 'Yeah, what could go wrong'

[vague hawk]

Lmao this video is so nostalgic.

[twilit warren]

ow,,,,,,, poor guy

at least he's got some ice for that injury

[lone gorge]

My tailbone hurts

[gilded lance]

Daily reminder that you are made of flesh and a single stab in the wrong place will kill you

[late cloud]

Some vids just never get old 🙂 like the 'bang, bang, bang... FBI OPEN UP ! blows the door'

[twilit warren]

yep, like hans get ze flammenwerfer and arthur get out of the tank

classics

[vague hawk]

https://youtube.com/shorts/oyKhNK4X1Ys?si=pXZxFgBvqeHGo8HD

[twilit warren]

wowee cat poet....

[vague hawk]

That hashtag is brainrot, but the videos are iconic.

[gilded lance]

Lmao

Embed fail

[twilit warren]

embed fail 😔

[twilit warren]

question: how recently has that cat been pet?

[opaque tartan]

Just now

[twilit warren]

perfect :D

[pliant fjord]

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[sterile tartan]

Alright Gunter

[twilit warren]

thank you gunter, very cool gunter 👍

[sterile tartan]

Gunter appreciates you so much that you leveled in that message lmao

[twilit warren]

i was thinking of typing that yeah lol

[sterile tartan]

I wish I had like. A table that tilts up, that I could put in front of me to rest books on. Lmao

I have a pillow made for it but I want something that doesn't have to be on my lap

[vague hawk]

https://youtube.com/shorts/-g-E0V3og9s?si=CPprCRQoKpl3Nw13

[twilit warren]

that watches like some cosmic horror skit waiting to start

[sterile tartan]

I can't even use the pillow now since my partner decided he needed to use it as a foot pillow and completely ruin its shape

[vague hawk]

https://youtube.com/shorts/Aiqfltjw27s?si=ASXDC8cOIkVxqfRr

[twilit warren]

the gek have certainly come a long way indeed, huh?

[severe idol]

ive been feeling pretty off and on the past month or 2

in terms of health

like aching reflux cold

ive been to the doctor but that was for soemthing else

i should proboly go again

[gilded lance]

You ever feel like constant semi-fever

Like it feels like you have a fever but there’s no fever

[wheat burrow]

I like Bundaberg stuff, their ginger beer is good

They also make rum I think IIRC

[severe idol]

not costant but sometimes yeah

[severe idol]

pineapple and coconut is good too

[vague hawk]

https://youtube.com/shorts/mcfQEfBRAsc?si=B3SJdI-HDuMNlGJ1

Everybody's So Creative.

[wheat burrow]

I’ll lookout for that one, not tried it yet

[severe idol]

how much is it for you to buy its kinda a nicer drinker here

ok ignore that a 4 pac is about 8 dollars

[tender marlin]

Hi

[tender marlin]

‘I don’t understand why they think I’m dead because I don’t feel dead, although I don’t know what I’m doing up here in the corner of the room.’

https://nationalpost.com/news/canada/life-after-life-does-consciousness-continue-after-our-brain-dies

This is like the only actual thing that scares me

[wheat burrow]

It was pretty expensive back in the UK when I was buying it back in the day. I’ve been living in Czech Republic for around a decade now; I don’t see it as much here. Let me take a look

Comes in just shy of 4 AUD per bottle 🫠

[gilded lance]

From a purely scientific point of view? Probably not

But believe what you want

I’d rather just stop existing

[echo scarab]

kitty spotted sleeping next to cell tower

[hallow isle]

Do I need to call the fire brigade?

[wheat burrow]

It’s possible, the silence is speaking volumes

[limber fractal]

Heart melting level: Extreme 🫠 https://fxtwitter.com/buitengebieden/status/1788261870555590725

[wheat burrow]

They are very cute

[limber fractal]

Almost as cute as Tycho

Speaking of, how's my nephew doing?

[wheat burrow]

He’s playing in his “apartment” at the moment

Yes, it is formerly the shelf the glasses were on but he kept rearranging them and trying to throw them out onto the worktop so rather than deprive him of a space he likes we caved 🤦‍♂️

Now his bowl of toys are there and he thieves kitchen paper to shred up and throw everywhere.. that’s what he’s doing here in the picture.

[gilded lance]

bruh

☠️

[dapper copper]

Trying to walk two cats be like:

[night bobcat]

I don't even know who any of them are

[dapper copper]

I know two of them, but only remember Luffy's name XD The first guy would try and find the best way to cook the alien rabbit in a meal, so he'd have some delay, while Luffy (Bottom left image) would most likely just chomp.

[limber fractal]

[gilded lance]

luffy (glutton), some guy from a manga named dungeon meshi who eats monsters, drifter from d2 who eats aliens, and me

[limber fractal]

He's such a trip! You guys are the best parents

[limber fractal]

What's this in reference to?

[gilded lance]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-and-frog-hope-away-smack-step-on-frog-jukin-video-gif-15365694

[wheat burrow]

Ty! We try to make him as happy and give him a good life. He does take advantage of that though 😅

[echo scarab]

for wut

its at the bottom of the tower

[limber fractal]

Which makes him even more endearing in a hilarious way. I guess it's what some parents must go thru with their children.

[wheat burrow]

Could be, yeah lol

He’s definitely comparable to my nephew, my sister’s son, both messy, both do what you tell them not to, both very loving, thankfully Callum can’t fly though… not for want of trying… but my sister would have a heart attack lol

[echo scarab]

where can i get a needle

preferably sterile

[warm garden]

WEEEEE

And bouncy castle

[limber fractal]

[outer quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/sea-bunny-bun-time-bunbun-gif-11513114358280181696

[wheat burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/squirrel-gif-27315551

[vague hawk]

Lot's of floofies.

[hallow isle]

I made some friends

[tight pagoda]

went to build a bear?

[hallow isle]

@still tartan @steady vale

[tight pagoda]

ooo

those are poisonous

[tight pagoda]

fuzzy cow

[wheat burrow]

New type of parking sensor?

[hallow isle]

A bad one, it didn't move one inch

[wheat burrow]

lol

Send it back for repair

[hallow isle]

Just looked annoyed I'd woken it

[gilded lance]

Oh that’s disgusting

Please delete it

[tight pagoda]

...no

its cute

in a wormy way

[still tartan]

cute!!

[hallow isle]

you're disgusting

[tight pagoda]

rude

[gilded lance]

Any other worm is fine

Not those small ones

The small ones are horrible

[hallow isle]

You're horrible

[hallow isle]

ikr

[still tartan]

I can’t wait for the really neat critters to come out more now that the weather’s getting nicer. Got to see a great blue heron closer than I ever have the other day

[vague hawk]

The most Robocop thing that Terminator unofficially did.
https://youtu.be/D_bz1bFk7po?si=_f0Nb071SCs3sIf9

[gilded lance]

Please let a 5 year long nuclear winter commence from tomorrow

I don’t want those little worms to exist

[still tartan]

Idk, I’m severely arachnophobic and I manage to coexist if I’m uncomfortable with pics someone’s posted I try to just keep away until chat moves on. IRL I gotta handle house spiders etc myself. But on discord people love critters, we just love different kinds of critters

Should have seen the plants I was handling the other day. I think it was biofilm, it felt exactly like mucus or gelatin coating the entire plant in a thick layer and it was really slippery. A whole community of tiny critters! or maybe it was plant snot, who knows

There’s nastier things than lil guys

I hate coexisting with wasps idk how people chill around them but I must learn because THERES SO MANY

[dusty magnet]

Good morning gamers

[tight pagoda]

im offended

=p

[still tartan]

Good morning

[small plover]

imagine a different story-line where the player plays as an infectious like creature you have no ship and you start in a larval stage over time you will grow and infect ships maybe even the space station though the down side is that you can always be killed

just an idea

[tight pagoda]

write it out, make a game doc out of it

[dusty magnet]

Imagine uhh

Dragons

[brisk jasper]

I will not

[gilded lance]

irrc someone wrote a manhwa about that but the main character was reborn as a legally distinct xenomorph ripoff

😂

tbh the story wasn't even half bad

[small plover]

nah I mean in no man's sky

[gilded lance]

oh

[vague hawk]

Boo.

[tight pagoda]

dragons are dumb

=)

[vague hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/dragon-little-small-gif-9813057

[vague hawk]

No u.

[tight pagoda]

=p

[vague hawk]

Goober doge.

[brisk jasper]

The solution to dragons is an AA cannon

[eternal thorn]

Finally, something you don't have in common with Knova
She loves spiders, no fear

[vague hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/super-shenron-shenron-dragon-god-of-dragons-dragon-ball-super-gif-14247912

[lime sand]

Why did Goku never fight the dragons?

[vague hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/dagoth-ur-im-a-god-god-how-can-you-kill-a-god-dagoth-gif-17488919

https://tenor.com/view/dagoth-ur-dagothwave-morrowind-nerevar-elder-scrolls-gif-22020628

[brisk jasper]

There’s no problem excessive amounts of fire power can’t solve. Will it be the correct solution? No. Will it work? Probably.

[lone gorge]

i can hear the synthwave

[gilded lance]

https://tenor.com/view/man-running-out-of-restaurant-man-eating-man-eating-and-running-cartoon-eating-cartoon-man-running-gif-24721662

[vague hawk]

Draconian firepower is infinitely superior. I bestow Ancalagon The Black and Tiamat unto thee.

[gilded lance]

I can go into a whole essay about how to kill different types of gods

[vague hawk]

NOOO.

DON'T EAT THE DERG.

[vague hawk]

I repeat.

Ancalagon The Black and Tiamat.

That.

[brisk jasper]

And I repeat; excessively high caliber that shouldn’t be legal for civilian purchase

[vague hawk]

So, another Dragon.

[zenith pebble]

Ankle lagoon

[eternal thorn]

I almost wish I had a fear of spiders instead of myrmecophobia
Might look more reasonable

[gilded lance]

Balmung is my favourite fantasy sword not only because it’s usually big and cool and powerful but also because it’s a dragonslayer sword and usually provides increased damage against draconic enemies

[vague hawk]

Spiders are cool biologically, but they scare me.

[still tartan]

I’ll send her my uninvited bedroom spiders

[gilded lance]

All the symptoms match up, this is probably it

[vague hawk]

Especially daddy longlegs.

[zenith pebble]

Fav sword in game? Hmm…

[brisk jasper]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-team-fortress2-tf2engineer-use-a-gun-and-if-that-dont-work-gif-17911768

[gilded lance]

Listen

Portal and half life are in the same universe, yes?

[brisk jasper]

Yes

[zenith pebble]

Kirkhammer, final answer

[vague hawk]

Oh my fucking God that's so misinformed about OCD I want to strangle the author.

[gilded lance]

Portals can be placed on moon dust surfaces

[eternal thorn]

I just don't want them on me
They're more likely to die if I'm not aware of them, and are better off outside

[slow cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-chat-cat-fall-hello-chat-cat-gif-24961178

[still tartan]

Exactly! I’m terrified but they’re lovely for the ecosystem

[gilded lance]

Teleporters in tf2 were invented with Australium

[slow cedar]

austrailium?

[gilded lance]

Australium is found in the moon (bread space map)

[brisk jasper]

Don’t question it

[slow cedar]

ok...

[brisk jasper]

It’s TF2, the lore came after the game

[gilded lance]

Moon dust used in portal tech from portal

Australium can also be found on the moon and is used in teleporter tech

[still tartan]

That one’s new to me, google says ants? Honestly I think that’s fair they’re mean :(.

[vague hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/wheatley-portal2-glados-gif-22872232

[zenith pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/fox-hi-wave-knock-hello-gif-25896482

[vague hawk]

PORTAL MENTIONED.

[gilded lance]

Xen crystals from half life is also used in portals and is a golden color

So tf2 and portal and half life are all in the same universe

[vague hawk]

I should sleep.

[eternal thorn]

It's uncontrollable for me, childhood trauma
I know they're not scary and are fine if left alone. It's just ingrained

[vague hawk]

Wa.

[gilded lance]

Australium-> on moon-> moon dust used in portal tech-> Australium is also used in teleporters-> australium is golden colored-> xen crystals are golden colored-> australium=xen crystal=present in moon dust

Listen

I’m correct

[vague hawk]

Allow me a few moments to continue falling into the maddening abyss of obsession for The Thunderhead, again.

[gilded lance]

Tf2 is in the same universe as portal and hl

[brisk jasper]

https://tenor.com/view/conspiracy-charlie-day-crazy-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-qanon-gif-23738584

[vague hawk]

Okiii sleep.

[gilded lance]

No even if tf2 isn’t in the same universe

It’s definitely an alternate timeline

Cause

Listen right

They mention stuff about timelines in portal

[brisk jasper]

I don’t know if I’m on enough acid to comprehend this line of thinking

[gilded lance]

And the gman created an entire split timeline for half life alyx

Right

So whatshisface cave johnson

Is alternate universe saxton hale

[pliant fjord]

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[still tartan]

100%. Same-ish* deal with me and spiders, even though I’ve only encountered like maybe 3 spiders that could have genuinely done harm. Most are house or garden dwellers minding their business and I know they’re not evil but I can’t help the physical reaction :(. I’ve been arachnophobic as long as I can remember, but I still don’t get to ‘control’ it the way people tell you to

[gilded lance]

But in the hl +portal universe

Australium/xen crystal

Is poisonous

Instead of being an immortality granting metal

Right

[brisk jasper]

Meth instead of math right here folks

[gilded lance]

So cave johnson pulled the short end of the stick and ended up in massive debt and died of moon dust inhalation meanwhile

Sacton hale

Was an Australian

With a successful business in selling guns and hats

And had lots of australium to use which isn’t poisonous in that timeline

[still tartan]

I was writing another reply and wasn’t reading and now I don’t what’s happening on that side of the room

[brisk jasper]

I’m assuming the Olympic mental gymnastics competition

[gilded lance]

Why does nobody believe me

And I’m not even mentioning the more obvious links such as the ap sap

[brisk jasper]

Because I made a joke about killing a dragon with excessive military spending

[still tartan]

Can you state what you’re talking about? I’m missing some context maybe

[lone gorge]

i need a map. im so fucking lost

[brisk jasper]

How half life, portal and TF2 are all connected

[gilded lance]

Half life and portal is in the same universe as team fortress two

[still tartan]

Ohh

[gilded lance]

It all revolves around australium/xen crystals and their wacky properties

[brisk jasper]

I think the AP sap is just a reference

[gilded lance]

Yeah but still

[brisk jasper]

You’re looking too far into this

[gilded lance]

I go shower and sleep

Good night

[brisk jasper]

You are taking the already absurdly convoluted lore of TF2 and attempting to make it worse

[hallow isle]

did someone say lore?

[dusty magnet]

Go away gunter

[hallow isle]

https://tenor.com/view/star-trek-tng-data-lore-sass-gif-22128030

[brisk jasper]

https://tenor.com/view/get-out-todd-arian-moayed-inventing-anna-leave-gif-25142642

[dusty magnet]

Ya boy has the day off and I ain't gonna do fuck all 😎😎

[brisk jasper]

I will forever hold the opinion that you can kill a dragon with excessive firepower.

[lone gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-how-you-do-it-simon-cowell-britains-got-talent-thats-how-it-is-done-thats-the-best-way-to-do-it-gif-25611442

[brisk jasper]

Must. Rub. The. Belly.

[still tartan]

Frantically trying to reach through the screen to pet them 😭

[hallow isle]

https://tenor.com/view/the-ring-monster-tv-crawl-gif-9321797

[gilded lance]

Wasn’t there a contest or something a while back of people drawing her climbing out of a tv mounted on the ceiling of an airport

[outer quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/sea-bunny-bun-time-bunbun-gif-11513114358280181696

[slow cedar]

[echo scarab]

can i use a needle to take the fluid out of a cauliflower ear

but im being serious

[tender marlin]

I can’t accept that that’s what happens ;-;

I’ve been overthinking this topic for the past 2 weeks too ;_;

[brisk jasper]

I’m not too concerned about what happens after death. Is there a god? If so, great, I have a ton of things I need to say to the deity in charge and I can’t say any of them here. Is there just a vast empty void with nothing in it? If so, fantastic, I can finally get some goddamn sleep without hearing the cats practicing for a 100m sprint.

The existential question of what happens when we kick it is not something I try to spend a ton of time on

[lone gorge]

I end that thought process by thinking it’s probably just like that sleep where you feel you don’t exist. No dreams no nothing. Just that passage of time in a blink. But, only permanent cuz Yaknow. Death do that

Anticlimactic answer Ik

[tender marlin]

I think there’s more to it than just black

Nothingness

I am not religious by any means

[lone gorge]

Nothing wrong with being spiritual

[tender marlin]

But I don’t think it’s just infinite nothingness

The main reason I don’t think so, is because consciousness hasn’t been scientifically explained yet, nor are we even close.

And there’s also no way we’re the only creature on our planet given existential crisis’s and pondering things that shouldn’t exist

Unless there was something more

[brisk jasper]

Realistically speaking, our “soul” is a series of extremely fast and complex electrical signals

[slender quartz]

Ah, more existential dread. LOL

[tender marlin]

We don’t know how tho

Or why

[brisk jasper]

Correct

[lone gorge]

Humans are paradoxes on their own. We’re all equal and the same yet all unique and individual.

Pick one 😂

[tender marlin]

I just don’t get it TwT

And I wish I did

[brisk jasper]

Life is weird. Don’t question it

[slender quartz]

"You're a unique snowflake...just like everyone else." LOL

[tender marlin]

Hard not to TwT

[lone gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/but-umm-ok-bye-gif-18584851

[brisk jasper]

I mean, I manage it

[slender quartz]

Hey, everywhere I go today I get hit with either assholes, existentialism, or both.
I'm just a guy who had to clean up a dead kitten first thing this morning.

[tender marlin]

I spend most of my days sitting inside, overthinking TwT

[tender marlin]

:<<<

[eternal thorn]

I should leave this server

[tender marlin]

Why is that?

[lucid granite]

[brisk jasper]

Well that fucken sucks

[slender quartz]

Yes, it does.

[brisk jasper]

Dunno if I can say anything but that sucks

[slender quartz]

And I'm thinking Ceryn has the right idea. If I drop a few more servers, I can just leave Discord entirely.

[echo scarab]

wait your kitty died??

[brisk jasper]

I’m assuming one of the outdoor cats did

[slender quartz]

Rabbit. The little kitten.

[echo scarab]

nooo :((

[slender quartz]

Was fine last night, found him this morning. No obvious reason. Dog might've stepped on him, or something internal, who knows.

[eternal thorn]

I'll come back later

[brisk jasper]

Yeah, that’s horrible. Not much I can say to add to it.

[slender quartz]

Stay, Ceryn. I'll leave.

May as well.

[lucid granite]

dont worry, ill leave

no i won't, i lied 😔

[primal kelp]

damn i missed something spicy

[hallow isle]

Not really

Not compared to historic spice at least

[dusty magnet]

oh uhh

wrong reply

ignore that

[hallow isle]

ignore what?

[dusty magnet]

exactly

[hallow isle]

no really I went for a wee what do I need to ignore

[tardy juniper]

they attempted to make a DN comment

[brisk jasper]

I don’t think you missed anything interesting, just depressing existentialism

[lucid granite]

The spice must flow

[lone gorge]

I’m more of a paprika kinda guy

[dusty magnet]

i said imagine dragon deez nutz across your face to the wrong person cause i forgot the conversation moved on already

[brisk jasper]

https://tenor.com/view/skull-issues-gif-13031152103567454559

[hallow isle]

better than the conversation that was going on tbh

[dusty magnet]

deez nutz is always funny

[tardy juniper]

it's never funny

[dusty magnet]

bing bong your opinion is wrong

[brisk jasper]

It’s funny when done correctly

Problem is, unoriginal, glue-eating assholes tend to not do it correctly

[dusty magnet]

well, i do enjoy a good glue

[lone gorge]

Elmers got the best flavored selection

[dusty magnet]

elmers go hard fr fr

[brisk jasper]

I make a ton of dumb and unoriginal jokes, but at least I have enough class to not make deez nuts jokes frequently

[dusty magnet]

i save them for special occasions

[lone gorge]

They need to be used sparingly like strong seasoning. Similarly to yo mom jokes

[hallow isle]

They need to be used sparingly like strong seasoning
Unlike yo mom

[brisk jasper]

And similar to your mom, loved by many

[dusty magnet]

AAYOOOO

[slow cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/uh-oh-run-away-gif-13391643

Wtf did I come in to

[lone gorge]

💀

don’t say it

[brisk jasper]

I really wanna

I really wanna say it

[slow cedar]

fuck you

[brisk jasper]

That’s fair

[hallow isle]

TIL Roman Toilets were purple
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cjje132jvygo

[lone gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/yo-mama-monkey-funny-urge-50fps-gif-26942204

[sleek coral]

Huh!

[slow cedar]

You didn’t even have to say it

You’re just that predictable

[brisk jasper]

Yes. Evidently I am.

[slow cedar]

Hi mythos

[sleek coral]

Yiu didn’t have to say it either, you know? Tch!

Confusing me for no reason… smh!

[slow cedar]

[hallow isle]

@opaque tartan @thick stump
https://vxtwitter.com/ChrisPage90/status/1788879325091057886

[slow cedar]

Damn

[thick stump]

You watch it be cloudy

[hallow isle]

It's cloudy here rn

[slow cedar]

It is cloudy here

[hallow isle]

Odds are good

[tardy juniper]

got a link tht isn't Xwitter?

[lone gorge]

Aurora borealis

[brisk jasper]

Isn’t that just average English weather?

[slow cedar]

Yup

[hallow isle]

Yes

[thick stump]

Yep

[lone gorge]

Yep

[slow cedar]

Yep

[hallow isle]

We can listen to it on the radio instead

[tardy juniper]

uh-huh

[lone gorge]

Mmhmmm

[slow cedar]

What
How

[lone gorge]

I can hear the colors

[slow cedar]

o_o

[lone gorge]

Yea how’s that work

[hallow isle]

You can hear solar activity on shortwave radio

[slow cedar]

Oh

Neat

[lone gorge]

Cheating

[hallow isle]

Aeroplanes use shortwave

hope no one is flying later

[slow cedar]

Maybe the sun is gonna tell us something

[hallow isle]

[thick stump]

Still got a radio, no aerial though if that matters

[lone gorge]

ATC bout to have some fun

[slow cedar]

Aeroplanes :P

Sorry it’s kinda funny

[hallow isle]

AM should normally use an internal ferrite bar on most modern radio's

[tardy juniper]

AM != shortwave

[slow cedar]

Cause am means before noon

:P

I killed the chat with my terrible joke

[thick stump]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-chat-gif-20784341

[brisk jasper]

Not the first time someone has done that

[slow cedar]

Damn

Ever thought about how squidward walks with 4 tentacles but two stuck together

What if he walked with all four separate

[tardy juniper]

squids have 10 tentales, he only has 6

[slow cedar]

TEN-tacles

[hallow isle]

tentacles

[slow cedar]

Right

My bad

[hallow isle]

I wouldn't worry about it, sponges have no legs at all

[slow cedar]

[hallow isle]

and patrick has a leg for a face

[slow cedar]

I never thought of it like that

[pliant fjord]

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[hallow isle]

mr krabbs appears to be bilblically accurate

[lucid granite]

Here’s my view from where I’m staying 😮‍💨

[hallow isle]

mostly

could use a few more legs

[slow cedar]

Ooh

Very nice

[lone gorge]

That is the most upright palm tree I’ve ever seen.

[hallow isle]

5G mast

[slow cedar]

Watch as there is one inside

[hallow isle]

If you touch it your vaccine chip will be activated

[brisk jasper]

Oh great, I was wondering when I would turn into a bird

[hallow isle]

absolutely nothing stopping you from climbing a tree right now

finding some delicious worms to eat

[brisk jasper]

I was making a joke about how birds aren’t real

[slow cedar]

Except your back

[brisk jasper]

Or supposedly

[hallow isle]

squaking at pedestrians

[silent wagon]

Brain worms?

[hallow isle]

taking poops on cars

[slow cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/sofunnyman-unfunny-notfunny-gif-19861288

[hallow isle]

If you can get to them, skull is a bit tough

[brisk jasper]

More original than a poorly hidden euphemism

[slow cedar]

What euphemism

[lone gorge]

My luck id be the bird that gets ping ponged off some shmucks windshield 😂

They have ALLLL THAT SKY but no, fly in front of my car.

[hallow isle]

I've got a go for a drive in a bit, can be arranged

[brisk jasper]

I was talking about how I make too many immature and unoriginal “jokes”

[slow cedar]

Ok...

But really what did u say

[brisk jasper]

No, you didn’t say anything

And there was that your mom thing

[slow cedar]

._.

[tardy juniper]

Why do networks advertize the show during the show itself?

[lucid granite]

Its just a silly lil guy

[slow cedar]

No idea
It’s super annoying

[wheat burrow]

Tycho is less than impressed

[brisk jasper]

Your government drone doesn’t impress me

[wheat burrow]

He’s got more of a chirp than a drone to be honest

[brisk jasper]

I’m immune to his 5g mind control, I drink mercury out of thermometers

[wheat burrow]

Sometimes a screech

[brisk jasper]

I have no doubts

[flat echo]

hello all

[lime sand]

Hii

[flat echo]

how's everyone doing

[trail mortar]

How are you doing today

[steady vale]

Precious friend

We used to get giant nests of caterpillars in our backyard. They'd all be bunched up and they'd react to sound. Looked like a lil dance party.

Think they were western tent caterpillar

They turn into cute lil moths

I still see them on occasion but never in our backyard

Very disappointed

[hallow isle]

https://vxtwitter.com/mathewjowens/status/1788655731471696372

solar storm projected to hit within the next hour

[steady vale]

You gonna hit it back?

Adam fart back. Show the sun who is boss.

[steady vale]

[steady vale]

I have a new friend

[limber fractal]

[hallow isle]

Brain worm?

[thick stump]

nearly dark!

[steady vale]

It's name is Sir Spoopie Doop

Ignore our icky cheap popcorn ceiling n walls

[limber fractal]

hello spoopie doop

[hallow isle]

just found the worst best spider gif

[thick stump]

huntsman's are the worst

[hallow isle]

someone tears open an egg sack and a billion spiderlings crawl out all over their hand

[steady vale]

Cute

[steady vale]

Oh I've held spider babies before to relocate them.

Had lil tiny spiders crawling all over me, however most of them stayed bunched up.

[hallow isle]

i'd post it but Wormy'd leave the server

[steady vale]

I don't approve of someone ripping it open early tho

The ones I've dealt with were already hatched.

[hallow isle]

don't think it was early tbh

it looked cooked

[steady vale]

Still it should naturally happen

The ones I handled were orb weaver cutie pooties

If I don't move em they get killed cause they're all over the back porch furniture have to protect them from my family

[primal kelp]

eat them

[steady vale]

@still tartan do you hate babies

[steady vale]

[keen bridge]

attack of the many arms

https://tenor.com/view/general-grievous-star-wars-clone-wars-seperatists-villain-gif-24892836

oooh just had a thought, spiders with lightsabers

[steady vale]

He has all of the otterpops

[brisk jasper]

I mean, hating baby humans is a pretty valid opinion

[steady vale]

spiders

[brisk jasper]

Baby spiders ain’t good either

[hallow isle]

Guess the subreddit

[brisk jasper]

https://tenor.com/view/killitwithfire-kill-fire-burnit-gif-5865608

[brisk jasper]

An anime one?

[hallow isle]

@primal kelp will know

[brisk jasper]

There are potential benefits to brain damage, but those are A) absurdly rare and B) you still get all the downsides of permanently damaging your thinking meat

[steady vale]

Either GTA, Overwatch, or Fortnite. Or actually maybe Fifa.

[hallow isle]

The answer is that with enough brain damage they can't be sad, so can be used as living organ donors/blood banks

[keen bridge]

pick your flavor

[steady vale]

Strawberry

Adam I wasn't making a real guess

[brisk jasper]

Congratulations, you gave yourself schizophrenia, you lost 20 IQ points and you need to eat liquids, but hey you can play Bach with your eyes closed

[keen bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/eat-red-candle-lightsaber-red-candle-light-saber-stock-market-gif-362107613924103922

[hallow isle]

too late

[brisk jasper]

Be careful with your brains people. Someone on this damned rock needs to use em

[limber fractal]

She's expressed her extreme fear of spiders

[steady vale]

I'm aware she doesn't like spiders, it's just that the babies are so harmless n extra cute

[brisk jasper]

No, they’re small, fast, and there are a lot

[limber fractal]

Well, you know how it can be with phobias. Even what we find to be cute can feel / be paralyzing to someone with a phobia

[hallow isle]

don't forget small enough to snuggle in ears and noses

[steady vale]

I thinking jumping spider are a good place to start when someone has arachnophobia.

Jumping spiders are adorable, curious, fuzzy, great pets, and they chase laser lights

(This is just random thoughts about the subject of dealing with a phobia. Not deciding for anyone/telling any one to do it. I've been uncomfortable with random species before, but when I take the time to learn about them it's helps. So it's just personal perspective that worked for me. Might not work for everyone.)

[brisk jasper]

My cats do that too

[hallow isle]

idk giving someone with arachnophobia a spider than can jump at their face seems like it could backfire

[limber fractal]

I'd probably abstain from pinging Wormy when spiders are being shared or discussed. Or at least without spoiler tagging.

[brisk jasper]

And my cats are assholes

[hallow isle]

best to stick with something slow moving like a tarantula, they're fuzzy

[brisk jasper]

The only reason I tolerate my cats is because they’re cute and don’t have eight legs

Or webs

[steady vale]

I'm not suggesting that I or someone else introduce a spider lol

I'm just blabbering

[brisk jasper]

We can tell

[hallow isle]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-evil-kermit-do-it-sheev-palpatine-gif-15156769

[steady vale]

Her and I have talked about it before. I was never planning to startle her with a spider, the ping and baby comment was just a light joke with her.

[steady vale]

Bunnies also hop

[lime sand]

I'm nervous

[steady vale]

nuh, phobias need to be handled by the individual.

I was lil weird with guinea pigs for bit, but we good now. But I had to do that

I don't like apes n most monkeys, not really a fear, I like uncontrollably hate them

My true phobias, I'm not even sure what the word is for em

It's like open space stuff, falling through maps, things popping up unexpectedly and having lil control over encounters. I just shut down.

[keen bridge]

googles cicadas

https://tenor.com/view/grand-tour-jeremy-clarkson-james-may-miserable-broken-gif-15817146

[steady vale]

I wish we had them up here

[keen bridge]

that was weird

I have a weird fear of cicadas

but it's only when I'm physicaly close to them

[steady vale]

I enjoy the sounds they make, also makes me think of animal crossing which is an extremely positive memory

[keen bridge]

I can look at images of them and I can watch them from far away, but when I get close it feels like I've been punched in the gut and my legs get wobbly

[steady vale]

I've had some encounters with critters that made me feel like that, but it wasn't because of the actual creature. It was because of the sensation of not expecting the encounter.

No wobbly legs tho. Just uncomfy sensations.

Like I stumbled upon a black widow in the garage. Normally I'd be fascinated but I wasn't expecting it so it just left me very uncomfortable.

[keen bridge]

but I'm never surprised when it happens, sometimes I even walk up to one completely fine until I'm only a couple feet away.

[silent wagon]

Caeser stands strong 😤

[opaque tartan]

We should ask @wheat burrow to move some things around for us. Need to move the death ray

[steady vale]

Maybe they're too closely related to humans, which is another species I'm never fascinated with

[wheat burrow]

I’ll see what I can arrange, I’ll speak to the flight dynamics team

[hallow isle]

https://vxtwitter.com/slyardley/status/1788862879644500392

[steady vale]

While obviously it is difficult to combat irrational fears.

Do note, that cicadas are not dangerous. They do not sting or bite because they don't have the appropriate mouthparts. They're also not harmful to pets, crops or gardens.

They just lazy lil guys that like to sing.

Some of my family members deal with arachnid and insects phobias so I try to be informative about the positive aspects of the creatures, so they don't make any false assumptions about them. cause its easy to do when frightened

[thick stump]

Haven't seen any aurora yet :/

[lucid granite]

borealis?

[thick stump]

Yeah

[wheat burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/david-boreanas-aurora-borealis-aurora-auroraboreanas-funny-gif-10169519

[eternal thorn]

It's that one guy

[vague hawk]

Good morning.

[vague hawk]

One of my lab reports for Astronomy was centred around measuring and identifying Sunspot appearances, as well as any notable inconsistencies.

[wheat burrow]

I have to admit I did laugh at that family guy joke about aurora Boreanaz

Oh we have another fellow astronomer, nice. I studied it at university in Scotland

I did a lab where we made our own magnetometers, calibrated them and then set them up to monitor events

[eternal thorn]

Just a wannabe astronomer here with no money to study

[wheat burrow]

Was quite fun

[eternal thorn]

Best I can do is Google everything

[wheat burrow]

I can ship you some of my old textbooks if I can find them if you want?

[eternal thorn]

Oh my lord I'm not asking for free stuff

But that's very nice of you

[wheat burrow]

Better than them getting dusty on my shelves or just sitting in a box in the attic lol

I’m making a wild assumption that my parents didn’t already get rid of them… leave it with me

I’ll see if I can send them airmail with Tycho, you guys can keep him for a week so I can have a break lol

[eternal thorn]

Might upset the cats

[wheat burrow]

Most likely

He can drop them off and head to his aunty Red’s then

[pale meadow]

Lol

[limber fractal]

Special tree...

Side eyes when humans enter its domain....

[thick stump]

@hallow isle got to see it!!

[sterile tartan]

Ooooooo

[wise stream]

https://tenor.com/view/forest-creature-tree-gif-1230479397622697219

Do not anger the ents

[limber fractal]

that tree def looked annoyed

[wise stream]

If you happen to live in a tower I’d recommend running to the top for safety

[limber fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/trees-high-when-the-weed-hits-sword-fight-battle-gif-13475989

[wise stream]

https://tenor.com/view/clytemnestra-greta-taylor-gif-24427889

[steady vale]

looks tasty

[limber fractal]

message 180 or so...

[limber fractal]

yo, Gleam, this one was 169 if i did the math right

@night bobcat

[slow cedar]

what?

[night bobcat]

Thank you

[steady vale]

You're welcome

[limber fractal]

i had to count messages, it was a very boring activity. it almost put me to sleep, which i guess isn't very hard for me right now

[slow cedar]

why did you have to count messages? :0

[limber fractal]

!ty

[pliant fjord]

Thank you! Oh, thank me? You're welcome!

[steady vale]

It's a very important admin job

[limber fractal]

cuz @night bobcat was questioning Gunter's math

I have to stand up for Gunter any chance I get

[pliant fjord]

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[slow cedar]

ok...

[night bobcat]

This isn't accurate

[steady vale]

[slow cedar]

[wise stream]

Blink twice if Gunter is right behind you

[steady vale]

[wet pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/gunter-zoom-in-adventure-time-gunter-zoom-in-stare-gif-28113765475244164

[wise stream]

That darned penguin

[steady vale]

https://tenor.com/view/orgalorg-gif-2100236298349384888

[hallow isle]

I keep looking but haven't seen shit yet. Hoping that I get sent out to one of the villages where there's less light

[steady vale]

What the actual fuck is wrong with my cat

He was just chilling in his litter

Now hes stinky

[hallow isle]

uuuuuuuuh has he peed

one of my cats did that when they had stones

[steady vale]

He's fine, he was legit just chilling comfortably

[hallow isle]

that, and tried to dig down to china

and nearly licked his tip off

[steady vale]

Nah Benzi was just being gross, he made a mess outside the litterbox. Big pile of litter he kicked out then decided to chill on it.

Now he wants on my bed

[hallow isle]

also I shattered my ID pass on the last job so idk how I'm going to get into the ambo station

[steady vale]

Do not have someone else with you?

[hallow isle]

nope

I work alone

[steady vale]

Weird, when we have an ambulance here there's always like three buff dudes

[limber fractal]

[hallow isle]

the extra buff dudes turn up later, I'm in a car

[steady vale]

Does it whee whoo

[hallow isle]

it does not 😦

[steady vale]

[hallow isle]

I still arrive first 9/10 though

[wheat burrow]

Does it at least have decals or just a shitty laminated thing you pop on the dash that says “I’m a medical guy and I can park here so eat poop”?

[hallow isle]

full battenberg, just no lighting rig

[steady vale]

Now Benzi is being mad at the vent.

He peed in it last year. Did my best to clean but he can definitely still smell it cause I had to uncover it today cause 80 degree weather.

Anywho he's mad about it. Keeps stomping around it n sniffing. Dude you caused the problem.

Benzi: "who da fuck peed here"

[hallow isle]

tl;dr: there are a lot of volunteers past retirement age

That may not be the official documented reason, but I can read between the lines

[wheat burrow]

That’s cool to be honest, I’m always wondering what I’ll do when I retire so I don’t just slip off the cliff of sanity and fall into the sea of memory loss

[hallow isle]

100%, find something you love doing and do it for free, 9-5

the healthy ones I see are the ones who stay active

[tardy juniper]

the plastic mirror hangers are just as valid as a plate

[wheat burrow]

I’ll likely be animal rescue and sanctuary sort of stuff I think

[steady vale]

I have feeling my body isn't gonna let me be old

If I do survive I'd probably enjoy taking care of senior kitty cats

[hallow isle]

move to spain and take care of senõr kitty cats

https://tenor.com/view/que-cat-what-gif-5837567

[steady vale]

I hardly have the motivation to exist, I don't think I'll be learning a second language

[slow cedar]

look at this floofy fatass

[steady vale]

Cutie

[vague hawk]

I go meow.

[steady vale]

i think chatgpt likes you likes you

[gilded lance]

Couldn’t seem to get the suspicious skynet to work

Maybe you were using char.ai back when it was buggy as hell

[hallow isle]

ID pass is kill

beep beep doesn't beep beep any more

[pale meadow]

Um...

So what are you going to do with the ambulance then?

[hallow isle]

Oh shit I knew I forgot something 😱

[pale meadow]

Rubish

[hallow isle]

jk there was another crew on station, I just knocked at the door until someone answered

[pale meadow]

Good

Are they going to make you a new one?

[hallow isle]

Requesting one now

Still intact, so works as an ID

[pale meadow]

But the RFID is shot?

[hallow isle]

yeah

has snapped the antenna loop so no good

[pale meadow]

RFID doesn't like it when that happens 💀

[dry bison]

Tonight I made a new burger. I call it...The Burgurgle. It's a mess of meat stuffed with condiments. No bun. Just meat with toppings on it and meat on toppings.

You eat the mess treating the meat like buns

[glad jacinth]

so it's like a stuffed roast / stuffed loin

[plucky burrow]

has anyone here played phantom liberty?

[dry bison]

Silly question.

[plucky burrow]

why

[dry bison]

I don't know anyone who hasn't.

[glad jacinth]

lol

[dry bison]

(except for me and that's because I'm too lazy to press play)

[glad jacinth]

i had time to play for 20 minutes, then had to get side tracked and havent gone back yet

[plucky burrow]

i was just curious on how should I start it. I have a save with a fully built character. but I also found out you can start a new save and just skip to phantom Liberty. idk what I should do

[glad jacinth]

i just used my char. but again have not fully played it

[dry bison]

write a song about it.

[glad jacinth]

can't give advice

[dry bison]

There are so many changes in the game that came with phantom liberty....

It's worth it to just start over to get the feeling

[glad jacinth]

oh yes, if you havent done your normal vanilla run recently, def worth restarting

[plucky burrow]

I’ve completed everything, it was just a boring world until phantom liberty came along

[dry bison]

There are changes to the mechanics of the world.

A not insignificant number of them

[plucky burrow]

running feels weird

[glad jacinth]

btw mods can turn the city even better

[plucky burrow]

my ps5 will turn into boeing 747 if I ran mods

[dry bison]

the doors will fall off?

[plucky burrow]

yes

I’m bummed I gotta start a new save

[glad jacinth]

well then don't mate

[dry bison]

Two whistleblowers that exposed boeing's bullshit are dead. I wonder how long before this latest one dies.

[glad jacinth]

if you not gonna enjoy going through some things again with some tweaks and new additions its not worth

[plucky burrow]

doing it rn

[inner crown]

Anyone know why the sky is red

[vague hawk]

Maybe a 737 MAX more accurately.

[glad jacinth]

light pollution

[inner crown]

First ever time it’s happened here

[hallow isle]

class 4 solar storm