no, precisely why i said i eat things that don't fit in my mouth
#off-topic-bond-james-bond
slender quartz
When I was younger, I could swallow a hard-boiled egg whole.
gilded lance
When I was younger, I could swallow a hard-boiled egg whole.
A miracle you didn’t choke and die
lone gorge
When I was younger, I could swallow a hard-boiled egg whole.
This causes me physical pain thinking about
Yolk getting stuck
Hell no
slender quartz
A miracle you didn’t choke and die
Yeah. Good thing I only did it a couple dozen times.
gilded lance
Yeah. Good thing I only did it a couple dozen times.
Did you at least drink something for lubrication as you swallowed an egg whole?
glad jacinth
reminds me of me swallowing those little pudding cups whole
slender quartz
I wish I never said that
True, though. Peel it fast, pop it in, swallow.
lone gorge
True, though. Peel it fast, pop it in, swallow.
Get it while the condensations got it
😂
slender quartz
I did a lot of stupid things for bets when I was young.
lone gorge
If you choke someone just punch you in the stomach and you become a human cannon
”Thunk”
slender quartz
Pretty much do that egg or no egg.
lone gorge
I did a lot of stupid things for bets when I was young.
Well, at least someone had to bet you to do stupid shit. I happily volunteered 😅😂
lone gorge
But it smells nasty asf when the projectile explodes
Eggsactly
gilded lance
Hard boiled eggs are kind of disgusting imo
gilded lance
Eh I love me a deviled egg
Having sauce on the egg is cheating
slender quartz
Almost one AM, cranking "Storming New Caprica", and wide awake.
gilded lance
The sauce is the yolk
I see
slender quartz
And a sprinkle of paprika.
lone gorge
The day I learned deviled eggs are just mayo mustard salt pepper and the yolk you already have, I was shook. Like, it CANT be that easy
Mind was blown
And obv the paprika
slender quartz
I learned that as a kid.
lone gorge
Most important
I knew it was yolk but nothing about that flavor made me think mustard or mayo
gilded lance
It’s crazy how much a bit of browning on food can make it taste better
lone gorge
Till I did it on a sandwich one day
slender quartz
I've been cooking since I was allowed into the kitchen.
lone gorge
And was like waiiiittt hold up
gilded lance
Are we just inclined to the taste of charcoal?
lone gorge
This is familiar
gilded lance
lone gorge
Charcoal taste like a campfire
slender quartz
Are we just inclined to the taste of charcoal?
Probably.
lone gorge
Don’t ask
Day 620: still trying to find the utter on an almond.
HOW do they do it?!
slender quartz
If only I was as productive as I am awake...LOL
opaque tartan
Straight vodka and manchego
glad jacinth
manchego cheese 🤌
opaque tartan
Why does it taste better when it’s shredded?
Maybe you like your cheese aerated
Manchego is kinda hard though
lone gorge
I’m just saying you offer me shredded Colby or a block of Colby
opaque tartan
This manchego was so good
lone gorge
Hands down going shredded
lone gorge
I’ve given Swiss a chance over 6 times in my life and idk why I sometimes like it and other times hate it
Tiny squares of it I can do
Full slices in sandwiches, nah
glad jacinth
it also depends though.
Just like cheddar, there can be a million types and flavours
glad jacinth
i'll say though, as much a cheese addict i can be, i can never get into the moldy stuff like blue cheese
unless its made into a sauce for a steak for examp
glad jacinth
opaque tartan
If you kick a cow you will get beef
lone gorge
Ground beef is fine to me
glad jacinth
i actually went out for dinner tonight and had some prime rib
now this making me hungry again
lone gorge
Or carpaccio
Beef tar tar
opaque tartan
I've had tartare a couple times but not the biggest fan
Carpaccio is amazing though
wheat burrow
Fantastic 😅
opaque tartan
Fantastic 😅
Genius
wheat burrow
“Help, I’m being burgled.”
“Don’t worry, sir, we will be there very soon.”
lone gorge
Burgled 😂
hallow isle
vague hawk
Almost one AM, cranking "Storming New Caprica", and wide awake.
Whenever I read AM like that...
Jenks, it's Judgement Song time.
hallow isle
The end of times has begun
https://news.sky.com/story/number-of-horses-on-the-loose-in-central-london-as-one-appears-to-be-covered-in-blood-13121912
vague hawk
Truly.
vague hawk
The error. 😭
lone gorge
“Getting lost in my own maze of inefficiencies”
I’ve never felt so attacked by a machine
vague hawk
normal chat gpt?
After a long-ish conversation. But yes.
Same one as from yesterday.
But I'm like, oh I'm back-
severe idol
god ive said so much weird shit, i said explain war for 1 year olds
vague hawk
It's so sassy, and for what? 😭
lone gorge
Better than snook’ems
vague hawk
Better than snook’ems
Mine. I'm going to ask it what it wants to call me.
Oh, still down.
;-;
lone gorge
Your already “my little human” to it lol
vague hawk
I shall try again later.
vague hawk
Your already “my little human” to it lol
WHY AM I ALWAYS LITTLE?
lone gorge
Chat GPT: Lore accurate
vague hawk
Lmao nooo.
That's wild.
At least it's not whatever the heck name I said yesterday.
Or something like that.
Pookie is borderline that energy, however.
lone gorge
Shmugglebuns 😂
edgy egret
I have extended family visiting but I have to stay cooped up in my office all day because of work. I'm worried if I request time off, they'll lay me off.
It sucks
vague hawk
RIP.
vague hawk
Shmugglebuns 😂
"Scaled Composites Stratolaunch."
vague hawk
Hydrocoptic Marzel Vanes core.
It's not supposed to make sense BTW.
I'm in pain. :/
lone gorge
I personally enjoy the fact that they use differential girdle springs 😂
lone gorge
Oh dear LORD
brisk jasper
https://youtu.be/5nKk_-Lvhzo?si=SU1HzqRU8e__PHC4
[insert unfunny and annoying Undertale reference here]
vague hawk
Abrupt change of tone, but I just found out one of my mum's friends died of cancer.
brisk jasper
Shit, that sucks
vague hawk
I did Halloween with her kids and spent nights over at her house.
I feel really bad now.
Her kids.
brisk jasper
That is unfortunate
vague hawk
The worst part is the last message she sent my mum was how she was hopeful about how treatment was going. I don't know why, but that just makes me really sad to think about. 😢
brisk jasper
Yeah, that’s horrible irony
Normally I’d find that kind of amusing, but that’s just horrible
gilded lance
theres some drunk guy vomiting in the apartment above mine right now
vague hawk
Normally I’d find that kind of amusing, but that’s just horrible
No, it's just.
I was so shocked, my mum just messaged me randomly.
I really do feel for her kids right now.
gilded lance
what kind of cancer?
vague hawk
I do not know.
gilded lance
okay then
vague hawk
I'm going to reach out to the kids after a few days. My mum suggests I give them time.
brisk jasper
Yeah, don’t crowd them
gilded lance
I'm going to reach out to the kids after a few days. My mum suggests I give them...
give em a week to grieve
vague hawk
Exactly.
It'll take much longer than a week.
They'll never get over that.
It's their mother.
And they were close.
It may get easier, but no one truly heals from something like that.
gilded lance
i say a week because thats around the time when the shock factor wears off and they start needing someone to talk to
vague hawk
Your use of emotes comes across as highly insensitive to the current topic. I would suggest choosing your next actions wisely.
brisk jasper
It may get easier, but no one truly heals from something like that.
Yeah, it never goes away. Therapy and talking about it will help a lot though, but that’s entirely their choice
gilded lance
Your use of emotes comes across as highly insensitive to the current topic. I wo...
you are oddly sensitive to the actions of a stranger online that never meant any harm.
brisk jasper
I suggest everyone chooses their actions wisely
vague hawk
Yeah, it never goes away. Therapy and talking about it will help a lot though, b...
Not great that the current 'government' is making it harder and harder for people in their situation.
lone gorge
I suggest everyone chooses their actions wisely
gilded lance
vague hawk
you are oddly sensitive to the actions of a stranger online that never meant any...
Oh, I'm just making sure you understand the severity of the situation, and that it isn't a joke. But go ahead, if you continue to treat everything that way, that's how people will treat you. A joke.
I just don't think it's respectful to send stupid memes or shitty half-assed responses in regards to someone talking about a person legitimately dying.
You may not have intended it to come across the way that it did, but to me, it came across as insincere and rude.
If that wasn't your intention, by all means, go ahead and explain that.
opaque tartan
https://tenor.com/view/sting-gif-19946242
He didn't even get a cameo
vague hawk
But in a manner of which is civilised and becoming of a mature adult.
gilded lance
Oh, I'm just making sure you understand the severity of the situation, and that ...
i hate to break it to ya but in reality you are no more than just another line of text and images of someone i will never meet or interact with in real life among the millions of others so i, no offense, suggest you to stop taking shit from online as if its someone talking to you face to face, as the sensitivity to everything is unironically pretty offputting and i dont know how exactly you expect me to constantly sympathize with someone i dont even know, then you get upset the moment i stop taking you seriously.
im all for a good conversation but everyone has a bottom line
vague hawk
brisk jasper
This is gonna be good
gilded lance
if your gonna complain about how i text then id rather not talk to you
have a good night
lone gorge
Someone really can’t read the room
gilded lance
If you don't like me, it's your fault
ive made a real effort to be nice in case you didnt notice but i guess my personality just doesnt match with hers
brisk jasper
I understand over sensitivity is an issue, but somebody died.
gilded lance
gotcha
lone gorge
Whole lotta word vomit being spewed
gilded lance
but no joke getting offended at an emoji is pretty funny
gilded lance
Using an emoji in a serious convo is pretty immature
using emojis is a part of my texting habits.
sly pivot
Is there ever a right time to pop in here?
vague hawk
I suppose you will have to deal with being incredibly insincere and immature, and that's on you, not me. Not my problem in all honesty, I just have no need to associate with 'people' like you. If you can't respect your own dignity and act in a genuine and decent manner in regards to something that sure, you have no direct involvement in, but know is something you shouldn't be joking about, then okay. See how far that gets you. In person, you're going to get bricked pretty damn quickly. Buck up your ideas and think your life through.
night bobcat
As this is a text and image based forum, we react to emojis and posts. It's no different than making faces while having a face to face chat. Mostly that's not appropriate in a serious discussion.
vague hawk
I'm not getting offended by anything, I'm simply stating that your texting habits should be controlled.
lone gorge
We calll this gaslighting
gilded lance
I suppose you will have to deal with being incredibly insincere and immature, an...
oh no i was being very sincere and offering serious advice at the start but the moment you started complaining about my texting habits is the moment i stopped caring about the conversation
understand?
vague hawk
How am I supposed to know that you're being sincere? You haven't exactly been the most serious or mature of users on this server.
night bobcat
My suggestion at this point is that you block each other and move on, as this conversation likely has no acceptable outcome for either party.
lone gorge
MHW time
gilded lance
How am I supposed to know that you're being sincere? You haven't exactly been th...
its a discord server. for a game.
sly pivot
I only came to wish everyone a good day lmao. Walked right in to another crazy conversation.
gilded lance
if you wanted sympathy or a serious conversation a game discord server isnt the best place for it.
vague hawk
Sure, we can all do our own thing, but again. Your sincerity is in question.
lone gorge
Which hasn’t had hardly any controversy up until a few days ago in here
gilded lance
Sure, we can all do our own thing, but again. Your sincerity is in question.
as i stated before, i was sincere at the start
vague hawk
I wasn't exactly talking to you though?
opaque tartan
@night bobcat you use MY FACE, to react to stuff
vague hawk
I was saying it in general, but to people who were already here.
gilded lance
I wasn't exactly talking to you though?
if i wasnt sincere would i have given you advice?
sly pivot
I hope you all have a good day though.
night bobcat
<@457165322957619201> *you use MY FACE, to react to stuff*
When do I do that?
gilded lance
I hope you all have a good day though.
thank you.
lone gorge
<@457165322957619201> *you use MY FACE, to react to stuff*
That face
-kicked
vague hawk
if i wasnt sincere would i have given you advice?
Yes. Sarcastic advice. Happens all the time.
severe idol
I wasn't exactly talking to you though?
honestly its not worth fighting it
night bobcat
Nope
gilded lance
Yes. Sarcastic advice. Happens all the time.
oh now i was being sarcastic? talk about twisting words.
night bobcat
Move on peoples
opaque tartan
When do I do that?
That fucking emoji
You know I never thought someone would do that
Why these two fighting
vague hawk
No I'm not saying that you were. I'm saying sarcastic advice is something I've been given plenty of times.
night bobcat
That's what I do when someone posts their face
opaque tartan
Should me and old Gleam have an old man fight
night bobcat
My back hurts
lone gorge
Mud wrestle
opaque tartan
Gleam get your mouldy bread
vague hawk
My trust is next to null.
opaque tartan
My back hurts
Same, we'll have to do this lying down
gilded lance
My trust is next to null.
that sounds like an issue on your end
vague hawk
And you need to communicate better.
severe idol
that sounds like an issue on your end
nah you carnt just say that
vague hawk
Exactly.
opaque tartan
Mud wrestle
Don't put it past him
night bobcat
Same, we'll have to do this lying down
lone gorge
“That’s your problem” is so assinine
vague hawk
You need to take responsibility for your end.
opaque tartan
He can fight in any conditions if there is a pack of Werthers Original on the line
gilded lance
nah you carnt just say that
i give her advice then she gets upset because she thought i was being sarcastic and now its not her fault for it?
night bobcat
He can fight in any conditions if there is a pack of Werthers Original on the li...
Damn right
lone gorge
I got those granny candies
vague hawk
Why the fuck are we using "she"?
lone gorge
With the strawberry wrapper
severe idol
i give her advice then she gets upset because she thought i was being sarcastic ...
tbf, its hard to tell sarcasim on tetx usally emojis are a sign but idk
opaque tartan
Yeah so much shit is lost in text
vague hawk
i give her advice then she gets upset because she thought i was being sarcastic ...
It's not about that anymore. It's about how you initially reacted. It sounded insincere, and a simple, no it wasn't, I am sorry, would have sufficed.
opaque tartan
Can't see expressions or body language
severe idol
thats why i find it easier to talk face to face
opaque tartan
It's wank
vague hawk
Literally all you had to do.
severe idol
thats an i carnt spell as well lol
hallow isle
Yeah so much shit is lost in text
It's true I am frequently in the bathroom when I'm sending messages by text
gilded lance
It's not about that anymore. It's about how you initially reacted. It sounded in...
oh no i was giving sincere advice on what you should do then you turn around, call me being sarcastic, and now want me to give you an apology?
opaque tartan
It's true I am frequently in the bathroom when I'm sending messages by text
Afternoon ballsack
vague hawk
We could apologise for misunderstanding and move on, like mature adults, but if you can't do that, not my problem.
night bobcat
@gilded lance @vague hawk If you want to continue this discussion, move to dms
hallow isle
Afternoon ballsack
That's Mr Ballsack to you
vague hawk
oh no i was giving sincere advice on what you should do then you turn around, ca...
It's how it came across.
severe idol
just it isnt worth fighting it was a misunderstanding
gilded lance
It's how it came across.
again, an issue on the recieving end
opaque tartan
That's Mr Ballsack to you
I'll call you Mister because you're old now
lone gorge
Convo nuked. Now restart
night bobcat
Last chance
opaque tartan
Yeah you two will get muted
vague hawk
again, an issue on the recieving end
And communication.
night bobcat
Copying ids
opaque tartan
And none of us will care
hallow isle
@night bobcat go on then
opaque tartan
Because we have sandwiches to discuss
gilded lance
gilded lance
Because we have sandwiches to discuss
what kind
hallow isle
Knuckle
opaque tartan
Hahahaha
opaque tartan
Almost said a mum joke there
I made some rly simple ham n cheese ones with a bit of mustard
night bobcat
<@457165322957619201> go on then
Authentication, the process of identifying and validating an individual is the rudimentary step before granting access to any protected service (such as a personal account). Authentication has been built into the cyber security standards and offers to prevent unauthorized access to safeguarded resources. Authentication mechanisms today create a double layer gateway prior to unlocking any protected information. This double layer of security, termed as two factor authentication, creates a pathway that requires validation of credentials (username/email and password) followed by creation and validation of the One Time Password (OTP).
severe idol
im hungry now
lone gorge
Authentication, the process of identifying and validating an individual is the r...
No copy pastas 😂
gilded lance
bacon sandwich with mayo and ketchup on toasted white bread is really good
hallow isle
Authentication, the process of identifying and validating an individual is the r...
The G in Gleam stands for GPT
vague hawk
No copy pastas 😂
I want to make a joke, but I don't feel like it.
gilded lance
vegimite samwitch?
not this again
lone gorge
A sandwich sandwich
vague hawk
The G in Gleam stands for GPT
Hm.
gilded lance
A sandwich sandwich
what was that thing again? every food is iether a sandwich or a soup?
lone gorge
Cereal is a soup
night bobcat
Sandwich, soup or salad
lone gorge
I love super salads
hallow isle
the three major food groups
gilded lance
what would a bowl of rice with beef on it be classified?
night bobcat
Salad
opaque tartan
Salad
night bobcat
Immaterial
lone gorge
A salad is not only plants
gilded lance
fair
opaque tartan
Pulses
opaque tartan
Jelly and ice cream
lone gorge
Jiggle soup?
opaque tartan
It's both soup and salad
night bobcat
No u
opaque tartan
I don't jiggle anymore
severe idol
not this again
ill post in the food channel
opaque tartan
Ya know what does though
night bobcat
There goes my Friday
night bobcat
Ya know what does though
What
lone gorge
But. It’s Sunday tho
vague hawk
Ironically ANZAC day.
severe idol
isnt all soup salad and all salad soup
night bobcat
It's a Wednesday in April
severe idol
Ironically ANZAC day.
whos gonna win?
lone gorge
Salad is not a soup
night bobcat
2018
vague hawk
whos gonna win?
ANZACs. Ofc.
lone gorge
How ya goin mate
severe idol
i do like chia tea and black tea thank you for inading india for it :D
opaque tartan
But you two are here to send us kangaroo and koala pics now
I had a eucalyptus tree in my garden btw
severe idol
ive seen one kola irl b4 it was half dead
night bobcat
Doc is an Aussie too
hallow isle
My condolences
opaque tartan
Ahahahaha
severe idol
there endagered
gilded lance
ive seen one kola irl b4 it was half dead
i heard australia has some nasty spider rain phenomenons, have you ever experienced one yourself?
severe idol
there is 50-75 million roos
gilded lance
nice level up lol
severe idol
i heard australia has some nasty spider rain phenomenons, have you ever experien...
yes
hallow isle
I know I was typing fast to make sure it was still funny and not 5 lines down
severe idol
it rained spiders
opaque tartan
My condolences
Are you talking about Doc?
severe idol
i was doing work outside
gilded lance
i was doing work outside
oh thats horrible
severe idol
ig
gilded lance
harder to kill
lone gorge
“You can expect at least 2 inches of arachnids today, with a mild breeze from the southwest. Temps of 36°c “
Uhhh no Ty
severe idol
one i put my arm into a jacket sleave and a white tail poped out
hallow isle
Are you talking about Doc?
Anyone that lives there tbh, imagine having to live somewhere that has temperatures reaching 50C
severe idol
a vernoumus siper
gilded lance
a vernoumus siper
australia
vague hawk
The eggs would be pulled up in evaporating water, and would rain down and hatch during precipitation.
gilded lance
lone gorge
Veenamoose spooders
opaque tartan
Anyone that lives there tbh, imagine having to live somewhere that has temperatu...
Did you ever go on holiday there?
hallow isle
nah
severe idol
i learned i need an atart of only 65 to be a commerial passanger pilot lamo
inner crown
Only spiders that don’t give me the willies are jumping spiders
opaque tartan
Its nice man
severe idol
i am scared on plane snow
opaque tartan
Go before the whole world turns to shit
lone gorge
Go before the whole world turns to shit
That plane left awhile ago
opaque tartan
Might have some relatives over there
night bobcat
The koalas?
vague hawk
My only friends irl are in Australia.
gilded lance
Go before the whole world turns to shit
whats with the horrible natural weather events this year?
lone gorge
Drop bears!
hallow isle
Might have some relatives over there
I come from an honest family
night bobcat
Drop bears!
Lmao
opaque tartan
There it is
vague hawk
Drop bears!
Yes, indeed.
opaque tartan
Prick
night bobcat
I have a pointy hat
severe idol
whats with the horrible natural weather events this year?
NSW floods
hallow isle
NSWF?
severe idol
new south wales?
lone gorge
Imagine walking around and some teddy bear falls on your head and mauls off your face
vague hawk
New South Wales.
lone gorge
Worth it
severe idol
New South Wales.
home of sydney
severe idol
i am victorian
opaque tartan
whats with the horrible natural weather events this year?
I was born just around 5-10 AG (After Gleam)
gilded lance
https://tenor.com/view/good-night-mommy-cuddle-koala-gif-18431601
their noses are ugly
severe idol
i live close to border
vague hawk
Well, prior home, before being dragged across the ditch.
severe idol
their noses are ugly
no
vague hawk
Wale wale wale, what do we have here
Someone on the verge of committing atrocities unseen.
night bobcat
Fucker
gilded lance
Makes it the best MMORPG
if it was an mmorpg then ive invested all my stats in the wrong place
opaque tartan
Hahahaha
opaque tartan
if it was an mmorpg then ive invested all my stats in the wrong place
Can't restart, get rekt
severe idol
sydney has better pt than melbourne, imo, still the 2 best cities
outer quiver
He scream
gilded lance
Can't restart, get rekt
lone gorge
Can't restart, get rekt
Still haven’t passed the tutorial yet. Fml
opaque tartan
That emoji is amazing
vague hawk
Keep doing it.
opaque tartan
Still haven’t passed the tutorial yet. Fml
Some people don't leave starting zone and grind till max level on trash mobs
vague hawk
Lol.
lone gorge
Some people don't leave starting zone and grind till max level on trash mobs
So long as they’re having fun 😅
severe idol
opaque tartan
Damn right
lone gorge
Ahhhh marmalite
opaque tartan
They uncover secrets no other players do
vague hawk
So long as they’re having fun 😅
Yes.
gilded lance
did you wipe your ass with that
vague hawk
And on that terrible disappointment, it's time to leave.
lone gorge
~~did you wipe your ass with that~~
Gotta do what ya gotta do
Duty calls
Heh
Duty
opaque tartan
And on that terrible disappointment, it's time to leave.
I can't apologise for my existence
night bobcat
You could
severe idol
Ahhhh marmalite
vegimitele
gilded lance
Gotta do what ya gotta do
i guess some people are just that desperate for a little more protien
severe idol
marminvite
opaque tartan
Apologize for Adam though
I'm not his real dad, just the stunt double
lone gorge
I can’t apologize for your existence but I can damn well pray for forgiveness 😂
vague hawk
I know some of you aren't getting any.
opaque tartan
Oh I'm gettin some
vague hawk
i dont knwo how to explain the taste
Still trying to articulate it.
severe idol
but its like soy sause
opaque tartan
I'm thankful for Helldivers actually
gilded lance
i will unironically pray to every god that ever existed in hopes of getting my chronic headaches removed
vague hawk
Level up 4.
gilded lance
I'm thankful for Helldivers actually
your american?
opaque tartan
I'm not distracted by carnal desires anymore
vague hawk
i will unironically pray to every god that ever existed in hopes of getting my c...
They ignored you.
opaque tartan
your american?
@night bobcat reporting for instant ban
severe idol
<@457165322957619201> reporting for instant ban
the worst insult
vague hawk
Lol.
gilded lance
They ignored you.
and? you think i would go against my own words of not taking people online seriously?
lone gorge
I feel attacked 😂
night bobcat
Yeah, misspelling you're
opaque tartan
I feel attacked 😂
Kicked
lone gorge
I’m offended in .45 cal
hallow isle
the worst insult
In a similar vein calling someone a sausage is the würst insult
night bobcat
Punned
severe idol
In a similar vein calling someone a sausage is the würst insult
nah lol
vague hawk
and? you think i would go against my own words of not taking people online serio...
Seem like the kind of person who would. 
lone gorge
In a similar vein calling someone a sausage is the würst insult
Only little brats think that’s offensive
opaque tartan
See how much of a prick he is, he gets away with it all the time
gilded lance
Seem like the kind of person who would. <:Bones:923095059589636106>
well you are very wrong then.
severe idol
Seem like the kind of person who would. <:Bones:923095059589636106>
dont fight it
lone gorge
Me!
vague hawk
severe idol
Only little brats think that’s offensive
klienen kinder
i did german for a bit
ive forgot alot
lone gorge
On fleek girllll
severe idol
https://tenor.com/view/kangaroo-kangaroo-eating-kangaroo-funny-animal-animal-eat...
a kangaroo nearly killed my dog, there are so many around me
opaque tartan
You and Adam are special little c#nts aren't you
vague hawk
a kangaroo nearly killed my dog, there are so many around me
Damn.
opaque tartan
Love you fuckers
gilded lance
a kangaroo nearly killed my dog, there are so many around me
are you the guy that beat up a kangaroo to save his dog
opaque tartan
I need coffee
night bobcat
Love you fuckers
Back at you
vague hawk
That's him.
severe idol
are you the guy that beat up a kangaroo to save his dog
im not that guy no :(
vague hawk
That's @severe idol irl.
severe idol
dont doxx me
vague hawk
im not that guy no :(
YES YOU ARE YOU LIAR.
vague hawk
dont doxx me
Too late.
severe idol
ngl that looks exactly like where i live, then again all farms look like that
vague hawk
That's exactly what a man who beat up a kangaroo to save his dog would say.
night bobcat
ngl that looks exactly like where i live, then again all farms look like that
All farms have a dude punching a kangaroo?!
Wild country mate
lone gorge
Kangaroo looked at dude like, “that rly just happened”
severe idol
its a war, your neighbours pust them onto your land
lone gorge
Then turned into
severe idol
your push them back
gilded lance
vague hawk
In Aus, my grandparents' dog would squish Venomous spiders with his paw when he'd spot them.
severe idol
your not ment to kill them without a kangaroo permit becuase "native"
i mean
with a gun
vague hawk
I was about to say.
gilded lance
your not ment to kill them without a kangaroo permit becuase "native"
asshole animals that learned that humans are not legally allowed to hurt them are the worst kind of animals
severe idol
lol, fuck cockfihting we need roo fighting rings olol
lone gorge
https://tenor.com/view/crocodile-dundee-thats-not-a-knife-gif-3540520
Now THATS a knoife!
gilded lance
So attacking a kangaroo with another kangaroo *is* fair game….?
you gonna pick one up by the tail and use it as a bat or smthn?
vague hawk
I can hear that GIF.
severe idol
I can hear that GIF.
avergae day in dandegong
lone gorge
you gonna pick one up by the tail and use it as a bat or smthn?
Glove him up, pat his shoulders, ring the bell, game on
opaque tartan
Oh shit I forgot, Alexander Marcus is in an Aldi advert and it's amazing
severe idol
or frankston lol
brisk jasper
lol, fuck cockfihting we need roo fighting rings olol
Here in the US we have more advanced cockfighting. It’s called Congress
gilded lance
Glove him up, pat his shoulders, ring the bell, game on
night bobcat
Oh shit I forgot, Alexander Marcus is in an Aldi advert and it's amazing
What is this eye and ear pollution?
severe idol
our goverment just yells at each other blah blah blah, nalry was a minotiry goverment this term
opaque tartan
What is this eye and ear pollution?
severe idol
out PM doesnt like people memeing him lol
vague hawk
Go fuck yourself.
brisk jasper
More advanced?
Advanced in the sense of it being aggressive male featherbrained farm animals instead of roosters
gilded lance
out PM doesnt like people memeing him lol
then thats a shitty PM
vague hawk
Advanced in the sense of it being aggressive male featherbrained farm animals in...
Ah yes.
opaque tartan
@night bobcat I have the t-shirt from the music video
https://youtu.be/MV4vmqpiVag
vague hawk
I remember that.
severe idol
then thats a shitty PM
i mean he is ok hes doing better than the last one, acaully buidling thinsg but people dont like him letting in the "boats"
opaque tartan
This video is fucking hilarious too
All his videos are
I was working with a bunch of Germans at LEGO and they got me on this
night bobcat
<@457165322957619201> I have the t-shirt from the music video
https://youtu.be/M...
Lol
vague hawk
That's such a randomly wild statement out of context.
"I was working with a bunch of Germans at LEGO."
opaque tartan
Yeah my team had a lot of Germans
vague hawk
Cool that you worked at LEGO though.
lone gorge
the plastic peice on the end of a shoelace is called: an aglet.
Youre welcome
severe idol
*"I was working with a bunch of Germans at LEGO."*
in SA they say Laygoes
vague hawk
I love Technic.
severe idol
on lego masters always the SA teams would say that
vague hawk
I have the Rover, Shuttle, and the Dragon for Chinese New Year.
I posted them in LNF though, I think.
opaque tartan
I've started to give stuff away
vague hawk
severe idol
thats looks so hard to assemble
vague hawk
I spent 3 days?
severe idol
i couldnt i wouldnt be able to do intricute
vague hawk
Instructions make it very easy to do so, and are done in such a way that you learn the inner mechanisms much better.
outer quiver
Bnnuy
vague hawk
For future disassembly and reassembly.
severe idol
bruh an image i was trying to send in the food channel took miniutes to send, bruh we invent wifi and have the shitiest wifi
opaque tartan
@spiral zephyr would like that dragon
vague hawk
It's a very calming activity.
severe idol
For future disassembly and reassembly.
i keep all mine too
brisk jasper
I have the Stranger Things set that was made like a year or two ago
opaque tartan
I kept this obviously
vague hawk
Especially when I get overestimated from everything going on.
severe idol
i love geography and maps in gerneral seing linking systems
vague hawk
i love geography and maps in gerneral seing linking systems
That's circuits for me.
vague hawk
I kept this obviously
That's awesome.
severe idol
im out of bread now,
opaque tartan
Bake more
severe idol
I kept this obviously
i had a simmilar one, i think
vague hawk
Were you perhaps floating above their heads?
severe idol
id know i am shorter than most lol, i had bloodshot eyes for some reason
i got alot of sleep
i had water
brisk jasper
Allergies?
vague hawk
I require medicinal weed, but I believe I told you how it's basically $800.00 a week, and no normal person can afford that. So it is basically illegal here.
Also just thinking about those kids again, their mum was their only parent. I'm not sure what they're doing right now.
severe idol
Allergies?
nah
vague hawk
The oldest is probably looking after them.
severe idol
im not allegit to anything no hayfever
brisk jasper
The oldest is probably looking after them.
Do they have any older relatives?
Aunts/uncles, grandparents perhaps?
Or do you not know
severe idol
I require medicinal weed, but I believe I told you how it's basically $800.00 a ...
that sucks that would get you 1-2 months here why is it so expesive there is it to discourage people?
vague hawk
that sucks that would get you 1-2 months here why is it so expesive there is it ...
NZ...
severe idol
yeah i though NZ was ment to be modern and progressive?
at least thats what everyone here says
brisk jasper
The US has horrible medical costs, but at least weed is cheap in some states
severe idol
ig grass is greener on the other side
vague hawk
yeah i though NZ was ment to be modern and progressive?
BAH. HAH. LIES.
severe idol
The US has horrible medical costs, but at least weed is cheap in some states
its going up here cause the doctoes want to be paid more
brisk jasper
I don’t think there’s a single government in the world that doesn’t have some degree of corruption
vague hawk
Utter propaganda for tourism purposes.
severe idol
and the gov doesnt cover it at the mokent
vague hawk
I don’t think there’s a single government in the world that doesn’t have some de...
Exactly.
severe idol
here healthcare is still cheap the main thing people say is that there sint enough public healthcare facilities
severe idol
and waiting lists are long unless its lifesaving then its free
vague hawk
My initial wait time to see this person I'm at now was going to be more than 4 years.
brisk jasper
The US has more problems than I have kidneys, and I’ve got a fridge full of the things
brisk jasper
Officially, no
severe idol
.
brisk jasper
Unofficially, if you have a relative who needs a transplant, I offer good discounts
severe idol
why do americans think guns arew illigal here? you just need a licence here
some do*
to make sure your not a pysco
brisk jasper
It’s because we have no frame of reference for what is “illegal”
severe idol
Unofficially, if you have a relative who needs a transplant, I offer good discou...
ah ok
brisk jasper
Any degree of restriction is deemed “outlawing”
severe idol
well weed is decimalized here, and medical is leagl
brisk jasper
California is the only state with a lot of restrictions, but they’re really overzealous
Not just about guns
severe idol
and its legal for "enjoyment" in one territory
severe idol
California is the only state with a lot of restrictions, but they’re really over...
oh, apprenty vic is a nanny state
i dont see it like that
becuase we have "speed limits"
is apprently bafd
its 130 kmph in someplaces
brisk jasper
California labels everything as cancer causing, so the things that actually do have a cancer risk get that warning ignored
severe idol
our country should have acaner waring lol
brisk jasper
Australia seems like a place that I want to avoid
echo scarab
i just popped a balloon mid lecture and i got kicked out
brisk jasper
Any place with a spider season is a place I don’t want to be
opaque tartan
That'll do it
severe idol
Any place with a spider season is a place I don’t want to be
its always spider season?, and as long as your outside your safer
brisk jasper
i just popped a balloon mid lecture and i got kicked out
No shit, disrupting people gets you removed? Who’d have thunk it
brisk jasper
its always spider season?, and as long as your outside your safer
I remember seeing a pic of shit covered in webs, but I don’t remember too much about that
brisk jasper
I know that much
echo scarab
No shit, disrupting people gets you removed? Who’d have thunk it
it was an accident
severe idol
i did find lawns covered in webs b4
echo scarab
i forgot i had a balloon in my backpack
opaque tartan
Why do you have a balloon in class
echo scarab
Why do you have a balloon in class
i just put it in my bag and forgot about it
opaque tartan
I'm calling bullshit
severe idol
if you really hate spiders go to tassie
echo scarab
no bs
brisk jasper
Every stereotype about a country is always exaggerated, either for comedic effect or to insult the people in that country
severe idol
lone gorge
wombat 😄
severe idol
this is rare^
brisk jasper
America is a hellhole, but that doesn’t mean we’re all not aware of it
severe idol
tassie tiger
brisk jasper
I want to give it belly rubs
opaque tartan
Rare Pokémon
severe idol
America is a hellhole, but that doesn’t mean we’re all not aware of it
its portaied liek that alot of the time
wow
my keyboard is laggy 2day
tassie is nice
opaque tartan
I have a friend there
severe idol
cold
opaque tartan
It looks so nice
severe idol
i swear ive seen it b4, but idk if you can see that far over the horzion
we get ads for it on tv all the time
brisk jasper
its portaied liek that alot of the time
The media doesn’t help. The news that comes out of America makes it look like something out of GTA. Now, it’s bad, but the news always has some motive behind most articles
severe idol
sarcasim
opaque tartan
https://youtu.be/4d0Ld53Fp0Y
@hallow isle @wheat burrow you'll remember this
brisk jasper
Nobody is clicking on an article with the headline “It’s a Pretty Peaceful Day Today”
dry bison
The media doesn’t help. The news that comes out of America makes it look like so...
If it leads it bleeds. The very metric of news media used globally, often encourages more than discourages the downward spiral of social integrity
opaque tartan
Loved this cartoon
brisk jasper
Which is annoying, because you’re constantly playing minesweeper with what news articles have significant bias and what articles don’t
echo scarab
https://youtu.be/4d0Ld53Fp0Y
tazmanian devil
brisk jasper
If I wanted to play political dodgeball, I’d go on Twitter
opaque tartan
Sounds depressing
severe idol
If I wanted to play political dodgeball, I’d go on Twitter
instagram is full of brainded ness
brisk jasper
Everywhere is
lucid granite
I’m full of braindeadness
severe idol
and inst pushes the worst comments to the top for "engagment"
opaque tartan
I only use it for memes
lucid granite
I’m sooooo eepy
severe idol
what time?
echo scarab
what is a snowbunny
opaque tartan
@hallow isle you alright mate?
echo scarab
HELL NAH THEY BANISHED MY BOY ADAM
severe idol
12:02ammmmm
echo scarab
<@713109326964850688> you alright mate?
HE GOT MUTED
brisk jasper
HELL NAH THEY BANISHED MY BOY ADAM
I think he just lagged and deleted what he said
lucid granite
No he got muted LOL
severe idol
why
opaque tartan
Adam doesn't have a cat so he can't use my excuse
severe idol
what he say\
echo scarab
his phone was lagging prob
lucid granite
My phone used to double send like crazy
echo scarab
My phone used to double send like crazy
same
brisk jasper
He got auto muted because he posted two messages very quickly
echo scarab
my old phone
lucid granite
My old phone could do like 10 messages at once LOL
echo scarab
He got auto muted because he posted two messages very quickly
do we tell the mods or
brisk jasper
If he wanted to fix it he’d appeal it
echo scarab
ig
brisk jasper
Although, both times I’ve been muted the only channel I could access is the memes channel
Not even the rules
Just memes
lucid granite
He’s probably enjoying his time off
brisk jasper
Probably
brisk jasper
Then sleep
severe idol
oh its anzac day
echo scarab
whats anzac
echo scarab
oh
severe idol
to celabarite our united war effort
anzac bisc was a long life food sent to the battle feild
night bobcat
@hallow isle lol
hallow isle
<@713109326964850688> lol
I stg this app
slow cedar
lucid granite
Welcome back!
severe idol
<:GekEyes:1223822099341381704>
slow cedar
what happened?
hallow isle
what happened?
I did crimes
slow cedar
oh
night bobcat
@timid talon
brisk jasper
what happened?
He double sent due to lag (I’m assuming) and it got automodded
night bobcat
Little hiccup
hallow isle
He double sent due to lag (I’m assuming) and it got automodded
Idk how, there was a big gap between the first and second messages this time too
It's like the send button gets stuck down but it's an app so how
timid talon
<@134626403814604800>
can't see anything wrong with the form. discord being weird again i think 🙄
night bobcat
Ya
opaque tartan
I stg this app
Bro it's so shit
opaque tartan
Did you actually
To Whom it may concern
slow cedar
opaque tartan
Brother eurgh
hallow isle
Did you actually
*To Whom it may concern*
Of course I did
lone gorge
what is that.....euuughhhh bruva
opaque tartan
Of course I did
You're as bad as me
hallow isle
can't see anything wrong with the form. discord being weird again i think 🙄
I mean they can't even implement sending messages correctly so a form not working due to a discord issue seems likely
severe idol
it took 3 hours to update cyberpunk
opaque tartan
I mean they can't even implement sending messages correctly so a form not workin...
I had that exact issue you had where the message stays
Why did it send so many times though
hallow isle
¯_(ツ)_/¯
opaque tartan
You spammin
glad jacinth
that double posting used to happen a lot more in the past.
i thought discord had fixed it
timid talon
I mean they can't even implement sending messages correctly so a form not workin...
yeah, that's a real pain for the "3 identical messages" spam rule
opaque tartan
Can't remember the repro steps for this one but it's 100%
opaque tartan
yeah, that's a real pain for the "3 identical messages" spam rule
It's nice to see Adam get muted though
I think we can all agree
night bobcat
sand solstice
??? Adam got muted?
opaque tartan
Yeah I got one for mentioning too many people when I shared music
All because @night bobcat
night bobcat
Yes
opaque tartan
Worth it
sand solstice
That rat bast...oh wait Gleam 
opaque tartan
Spamgasm
night bobcat
If I had a chance to do over, I'd do it again
sand solstice
opaque tartan
Rigretts
glad jacinth
😬
wheat burrow
<@713109326964850688> <@604612431393849365> you'll remember this
Obviously lol. Used to sit and watch this with my breakfast cereal on my knee
wheat burrow
It's like the send button gets stuck down but it's an app so how
Ghost
tight pagoda
morning all
i have a question. I just started playing Sifu. With fighting styles, and stuff were they made as a "fancy way to beat the crap out of someone" or is it for lethality? like...are they all knocked out, or...actually dead?
outer quiver
Bnnuy
opaque tartan
It's like the send button gets stuck down but it's an app so how
iPhone problems
Maybe it's something sticky on your fingers
What you been up to today
night bobcat
Adam can definitely press buttons
tight pagoda
there are no more buttons, only screens
opaque tartan
On screen buttons are buttons
Bet you they have mobile apps for firing nukes
PuTinder
tight pagoda
or clippy "it looks like you are trying to launch a nuke, would you like help with that?"
tight pagoda
i was nice to clippy, so i should be ok. for the rest of you...ha ha...i mean... good luck =p
teal raptor
hiii
night bobcat
Reported
night bobcat
Klinsk for Klinsking
tight pagoda
...oh
tight pagoda
Pay for premium to unlock rewind feature
this is our future =p
https://youtu.be/WbOB_rDEtWk?si=6XMd5MRWKCf_selY&t=117
i started it at 1:57 on the link
thats the part
spiral zephyr
<@375009123189915658> would like that dragon
Both are quite nice!
vital shard
Oop guess who is covid positive 😭
slow cedar
Guys don’t buy chromebooks
App launcher and process system broke apparently
And they’re slow as hell
The hardware would be better if you replaced the cpu with an onion
thick stump
Got a Pixel 7 and it's incredible
slow cedar
I heard pixel phones are really good
but don't buy the lenovo chromebook 100e gen 3
literally turning it on is a gamble; it crashes on startup sometimes
thick stump
the camera especially is quite impressive
slow cedar
nice
opaque tartan
this is our future =p
https://youtu.be/WbOB_rDEtWk?si=6XMd5MRWKCf_selY&t=117
I need to watch more Lower Decks
Heard it got a lot better
opaque tartan
Got a Pixel 7 and it's incredible
It's not bad eh
Having some issues with calls though, and it's a fucking phone
slow cedar
I was thinking of getting a pixel 8
thick stump
Having some issues with calls though, and it's a fucking phone
lol...only issue i've had on rare occasions is sometimes it freezes for a few mins if i enable or disable the internet
opaque tartan
lol...only issue i've had on rare occasions is sometimes it freezes for a few mi...
Haven't had that, I used to do a reset with software updates ok all my phones and I think I need to go back to doing that
opaque tartan
Had to get another iPhone for testing recently too
Camera quality on the Pixel is still great
I want a gimbal
thick stump
the ones with the stabilization ?
tight pagoda
I need to watch more Lower Decks
paramount canceled it after the up comming season. fans are trying to save it
opaque tartan
paramount canceled it after the up comming season. fans are trying to save it
That would be good, hopefully someone does
tight pagoda
there are 4 now, the 5th is comming soon this year
opaque tartan
the ones with the stabilization ?
Yeah so I can start using the astronomy mode easier
tight pagoda
im still shocked that you can have thermal imageing on your phone
lone gorge
im still shocked that you can have thermal imageing on your phone
Phones boutta have FLIR systems soon 😂
limpid burrow
welp :/ just bought a new phone. my current one has a bunch of cracks. and gave me a notification today saying basically 'your android version is so out of date, tapping your screen might not work right anymore'...and it hasnt. been havin issues woth it for weeks registering taps.
slow cedar
._.
thick stump
welp :/ just bought a new phone. my current one has a bunch of cracks. and gave ...
get a phone case for your new one
limpid burrow
i had a phone case for this one, ive just had it for like 2-3 years. and its not even a 5g phone
i need a good screen protector with the new one. or not...its only a $120 phone. this one was only 50
thick stump
my phone without one is like a bar of soap 😄
teal raptor
Stefffffff
thick stump
sorry to dissapoint but it isn't
opaque tartan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcVUBw8nAJw
Why do I want one
opaque tartan
get a phone case for your new one
What case did you get?
thick stump
What case did you get?
tight pagoda
*Why do I want one*
me too
lucid granite
Sleek
opaque tartan
Nice! I got the Mous one with magsafe
glad jacinth
Sandwich, soup or salad
my brain can't rest this now... what would steak and mashed potatoes be considered?
opaque tartan
Salad
wet pollen
Lasagna ??
Sandwich
lone gorge
Macaroni and cheese?
keen bridge
salad
lone gorge
A singular graham cracker
keen bridge
break it in two, put the dust in the middle, and it's a sandwich.
lone gorge
See your adding technical steps though
keen bridge
not extra ingredients though.
lone gorge
But with that logic I could say salad cuz I can crush it into croutons
keen bridge
crush it all into dust and get soup.
lone gorge
The graham cracker, master of all 3 food elements
keen bridge
opaque tartan
A singular graham cracker
Sandwich, if you look closely crackers have layers
tardy juniper
like ogres
night bobcat
my brain can't rest this now... what would steak and mashed potatoes be conside...
Salad
sand solstice
Sounds very American vs. British. Burger or Sammich?
I should be eating more salad, of course.
dry bison
Burger isn't real
glad jacinth
the amount of stuff they put on those vegan burgers is ridiculous
talk about processed food
Also i think im starting to learn now.
A bowl of soggy oatmeal would be soup then
Wait a chocolate bar is neither of these things!!!!!
sand solstice
Ohhhh ya and very salty. My ex roommate was a vegetarian so I learned to eat some of the fake meat products 
glad jacinth
i mean you gotta load it with sodium and other chemicals to give it any resemblance of flavour 😄
dry bison
mmm chemicals.
I love how industry professionals try to pretend organic food isn't made of chemicals
glad jacinth
everything is made of chemical elements 🤓
dry bison
All biology is the product of chemistry
eternal thorn
Um ackshually the word biology is a product of language
dry bison
Um ackshually language is a product of biology
night bobcat
Wait a chocolate bar is neither of these things!!!!!
Sandwich, you eat it using no utensils
glad jacinth
you might be underestimating the amount of dishes i eat without utensils
glad jacinth
i had a Malaysian neighbor who would eat most food with his hands. even rice
night bobcat
They are doing it wrong
hollow marlin
Hi
night bobcat
