off-topic-bond-james-bond

[opaque tartan]

Imagine picking those out

[steady vale]

https://youtu.be/8Qtby_7Ep1A?feature=shared

[echo scarab]

does anyone know where i can watch hazbin hotel for free

on mobile

[wheat burrow]

Must have some strong ancestral blood lmao

[bronze elk]

where do i report a bug on the hello games website to?

[hallow isle]

Run !hg in #bot-spam

[hallow isle]

This looks like a minute of possums eating banana looped 1000 times tbh

[opaque tartan]

I started talking about neeps n tatties

[native badge]

Yooo who needs a new neighbor

[slow cedar]

wut

[steady vale]

The next time I see a opossum I'll give it a banana n record it for ten hours

[slow cedar]

yay

[hallow isle]

I think you'll need more than one banana tbh

[wheat burrow]

Did they know about them?

[lucid granite]

Nipples and tater tot’s?

[hallow isle]

yes

[opaque tartan]

Anyone can read about Haggis serving suggestions

Going there is a different thing

And eating salted porridge

[edgy egret]

Wrong bed dumbass

[undone moat]

[teal raptor]

hiiiii

[dusty magnet]

Bro I can't feel my leeegggss

[opaque tartan]

That's my leg, remove your hand

Or keep it there idc

[teal raptor]

reported

[lucid granite]

i eated them 😋

[dusty magnet]

VORE

[lucid granite]

its only vore if its sexy

[wheat burrow]

This

[opaque tartan]

They have a sweet tooth, they wouldn't understand

[wheat burrow]

Sad bro

Sad noises over here

[opaque tartan]

Disappointed grunting from me

[wheat burrow]

lol

I thought that was your “I’m happy to speak to Colbag” noise

Oh well

[hallow isle]

https://tenor.com/view/urban-rescue-ranch-rescue-ranch-kevin-ostrich-gif-22560229

kevin is such an asshole

[opaque tartan]

Is that Kevin?

[hallow isle]

all Emu's are kevin, deep down

[opaque tartan]

Soft cooing

[opaque tartan]

Bet Rod would have something to say about that

[hallow isle]

chickens may have been descended from dinosaurs but emus still have the firmware

[wheat burrow]

Ahhh

[hallow isle]

cockatoo's as well

[opaque tartan]

Oh shit

[wheat burrow]

Birds are the closest living relative to the dinosaurs on Earth

Closer than even the humble Komodo dragon believe it or not

Tycho is a clear evolutionary link sometimes, like a tiny green T-Rex

[hallow isle]

make no mistake

If evolution had have gone the other way, birds would be battery farming hairless monkies

[opaque tartan]

Tycho wants to eat the children

[opaque tartan]

Best believe

[hallow isle]

forget planet of the apes, if you want some real sci fi someone should make planet of the ostriches

[opaque tartan]

Planet Parrot

[wheat burrow]

Planet

[opaque tartan]

@wheat burrow I'm house-sitting atm because some friends are at a funeral, she just sent me a photo because Jadon Sancho is there too

Apparently they're related

[wheat burrow]

Good footballer

[opaque tartan]

He is tbf

[wheat burrow]

There’s a lot of young English players that are great right now. Your future in that respect looks promising

The kid at Real Madrid is a machine at the moment

Jude Bellingham

That’s his name

[zenith pebble]

Bird-o-saurs

[zenith pebble]

Just hangin’ out, floooofin

[zenith pebble]

Someone should make a movie about that war Australia lost to emus or whatever

Although it’s neither sci nor fi…

[opaque tartan]

One of the better England players last tournament

[zenith pebble]

Aren’t they saying now that T-Rexes and other ground dinos were covered in feathers?

@wheat burrow i need a better photo editor for my phone lol

[wheat burrow]

It works for me dude

[cursive agate]

Bellywubs

[lucid granite]

seems like a great photo editor

[zenith pebble]

Thanks i used the “photos” app on my Apple brand iPhone 13 Pro

[lucid granite]

revolutionary

[zenith pebble]

If i went onto a personal computer i could make something better with the website pixlr.com/editor

The images i used for myself to acquire one i get on my pc

God i need to put some time in on this expedition

Whered the art thread go? Heres a deer in a forest clearing i painted a while back

[maiden seal]

awesome

[zenith pebble]

Thank you @maiden seal

Its ok, my friend i gave it to loves it, but it looks very amateurish to me idk

My fox is a little better

Right ear sucks tho

[wheat burrow]

Both are really nice man

[zenith pebble]

Thanks buddy

[maiden seal]

they both look stylistically very nice

[wheat burrow]

Anytime brother

[maiden seal]

love the way you painted it

[zenith pebble]

This is my best work i think

[maiden seal]

that is indeed very nice

[zenith pebble]

Heavily inspired by Picasso’s “Great Still Life on Pedestal”

[wheat burrow]

This is fantastic, really enjoying this

I struggle to draw a decent Stickman lol

[zenith pebble]

Thanks man, i like looking at it as well. Heres a better edited (cropped) version

[opaque tartan]

That's like Picasso Roadrunner

Amazing

[wheat burrow]

Love it, lots to think about there

[opaque tartan]

And a dragon

Standing on a molten ball

The sea is being pinched

[zenith pebble]

I think i wanted it to be like a pink kickball or something idk. Interpret however you’d like. I think that’s what ppl are supposed to do with art

[wheat burrow]

The sun like object and the almost giant green tidal wave with superimposed uniformity looking to eclipse it is hidden away there but speaks a lot

[zenith pebble]

I had no idea what to do with that section of the canvas lol

[opaque tartan]

Ooooo I just got dodgeball

Taking the bull by the horns, literally

[wheat burrow]

Could have fooled me!!

[opaque tartan]

I took the bull by the horns

[zenith pebble]

Well i figured it out lol

[wheat burrow]

lol, that you did, I’m enjoying it

[zenith pebble]

Yeah, a generic rubber playball maybe? I also just really wanted to use that color there

[wheat burrow]

One of the things I find most interesting is the change in texture between the subjects and the surrounds

[opaque tartan]

I love that colour

It reminds me of these lollipops we used to get

[zenith pebble]

Which ones

[opaque tartan]

Like Tizer type flavour

Tizer was a drink

[zenith pebble]

Idk what Londonollipops are like

[opaque tartan]

@wheat burrow you know what I'm talking about? The weird reddy pink lollies

The flavour escapes me

[wheat burrow]

Yeah I’m looking for an image of them, I know exactly the ones you mean

[zenith pebble]

These?

[opaque tartan]

Nah they were reddish pinkish all the way through and usually a simple round flat one or spherical

It's coming up with traffic light lollies but those had yellow and green

[zenith pebble]

Ahh i see this is the best i could find googling

“weird reddish pink lollipops England”

[wheat burrow]

The tongue painter ones are close to the ones I was thinking but not quite

[tribal siren]

All I remember were the ones with stripes that were strawberry and cream flavour

[zenith pebble]

I have some tongue painter powder right next to me

[echo scarab]

going to an abandoned hospital/ vet tomorow will post pictures

[wheat burrow]

You thinking of these ones @opaque tartan?

[zenith pebble]

The dum dum you get leaving the pediatrician’s office?

[echo scarab]

i have the same but the lolly is in the shape of a foot

[zenith pebble]

FOOT DIP!?!?

I didn’t even know that existed

[echo scarab]

its unironically called exactly that

foot dip

[zenith pebble]

Oh my

We need @night bobcat’s input on foot dip

[gilded parcel]

Powerscaling videos are getting out of hand

[zenith pebble]

He loves toes and feet eapecially if theyre in beans

[gilded parcel]

Someone did Percy Jackson and JJK

[slow cedar]

What is it with you guys and Gleamo’s feet?

[gilded parcel]

I genuinely cannot anymore

[wheat burrow]

I used to get those also

[wheat burrow]

Similar yeah

[zenith pebble]

Oh im not interested in Gleams feet (no offense homie)

[slow cedar]

Ok :/

[echo scarab]

gleem

[hallow isle]

why?

[restive haven]

👀

[echo scarab]

ayo

[zenith pebble]

Because im not a foot liker person

[restive haven]

[hallow isle]

something wrong with Gleam's feet?

[slow cedar]

No

[echo scarab]

foot fungus

[slow cedar]

They’re just not interesting?

[zenith pebble]

Maybe idk his medical history

Or how often he goes for pedicures

I’ve never had a pedi, or a mani

[wheat burrow]

I’m ok with my own feet… I mean, I can stand those ones at least

[hallow isle]

Now you're talking about his medical history. Awfully interested for someone who isn't interested.

[echo scarab]

ayo not interested interested

[zenith pebble]

Yeah i stand on mine all the time, ba-dum-tssshhh

[slow cedar]

I’m gonna go now ._.

Probably should not have e started this

[zenith pebble]

Lmk if u find a cool interceptor

[hallow isle]

I'm going to force feet you toest

[slow cedar]

Hold on I think I have one

[hallow isle]

https://tenor.com/view/toast-toes-bread-gif-18285468

[slow cedar]

An interceptor

It’s on my computer

:/

[wheat burrow]

I’m glad someone got it 😃

[zenith pebble]

Toeds

[eternal thorn]

@night bobcat

[zenith pebble]

It’s a me, Mario!

[zenith pebble]

Nah u didn’t start anything. This is just how things go sometimes in #off-topic-bond-james-bond lol

[slow cedar]

._.

[wheat burrow]

It’s even in the name #foot-picf

[zenith pebble]

You can’t spell “foot pic” without #off-topic-bond-james-bond

[wheat burrow]

Precisely!

[zenith pebble]

Im actually fairly sharp today it seems lol. Must be the word games ive been playing

[wheat burrow]

Anything you’d recommend?

[hallow isle]

You can't part there mate

[undone moat]

ah yes, the cocaine of the candy world

[hallow isle]

isn't cocaine the cocaine of the candy world?

[tribal ibex]

At the vet with my cat and just got some really news.

Pls send pet pics.

[hallow isle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-swimming-poopsie-silly-gif-14546589990767279660

[wheat burrow]

Sorry to hear you got bad news 😦

Have a Tycho pic

[zenith pebble]

https://www.sedecordle.com

[tribal ibex]

That is a great birb

[zenith pebble]

Another one for the Tycho folder!

[wheat burrow]

I think this was the one I used to play also. I never had so much time when working… I’ll try pick it back up

[zenith pebble]

Whats wromg

[hallow isle]

https://vxtwitter.com/gunsnrosesgirl3/status/1762705416373383668

[cursive agate]

Too much water

[zenith pebble]

There are diff game modes now, but usually the browser saves my place on mobile

[zenith pebble]

Says who!?

Well its 4:20 somewhere

[tribal ibex]

Can confirm. All of these are legit cat.

[wheat burrow]

Few more for your folder @zenith pebble

[zenith pebble]

Thank you!

[tribal ibex]

FIV, already really low red blood count. Going to try meds but they aren't optimistic.

[wheat burrow]

This is some funny shit 😅😂

[slow cedar]

wait @undone moat how did you do this?

[zenith pebble]

Sorry to hear that 😕

[cursive agate]

Kit cat can barely keep head above

[slow cedar]

what

wdym?

[hallow isle]

<t:1709156040:F>

[slow cedar]

aw cool

<t:1709156040:F>

[undone moat]

timestamps, lemme grab the generator I used

[slow cedar]

huh!?

[undone moat]

https://r.3v.fi/discord-timestamps/

[slow cedar]

:0

[hallow isle]

that number is the number of seconds since 01/01/1970 in GMT

[slow cedar]

ah

why 1970?

[hallow isle]

that's when computers were invented

[slow cedar]

oh

[hallow isle]

not really

[undone moat]

just use these settings to get what I put in my bio

[slow cedar]

2000 would make more sense imo

[hallow isle]

someone just picked a day

[zenith pebble]

Y2K

[slow cedar]

thanks

[hallow isle]

with timestamps, the issue is Y2K38

computers run out of numbers in 2038

[zenith pebble]

Im uhhh -5 GMT iirc

[slow cedar]

like this? <t:1709103600:t>

[zenith pebble]

Yeah sure ok just like last time nothing will happen

But i prob wont be around in ‘38 anyway

[slow cedar]

I will ._.

[hallow isle]

accctually there's more of a chance of things going wonky in 2038 than 2000

[slow cedar]

why's that?

[hallow isle]

no computers existed in 1901

[slow cedar]

do the computers encounter a limit or something?

[zenith pebble]

Because Adam is our techxpert

[slow cedar]

ah ok

[hallow isle]

so when 2 digit clocks wrapped around, assuming that it meant 2001 was sufficient

computers did exist in 1970 tho so when the computers wrap back around to 1970 in 2038

problem

[undone moat]

well, technically there was. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Difference_engine

mind you this is much earlier but still

[hallow isle]

y2k was also down to shitty, lazy design, whereas y2k38 is down to 32 bit computing limitations

[zenith pebble]

How does 2038 become 1970 in pooters?

[hallow isle]

you can bugfix shitty design but you can't add an extra bit to a 32 bit cpu

[slow cedar]

that's crazy :0

[slow cedar]

I was kinda close :)

so does that mean we'll have to switch to 64-bit?

[zenith pebble]

Finally, harnessing the power of N64 on our PCs

[slow cedar]

heheh

[hallow isle]

01/01/1970 + 2147483648 seconds

[hallow isle]

yes

however

[slow cedar]

ooh there's a catch

[hallow isle]

there are nuclear power plants still running computers from the 1960's rn

[slow cedar]

oh ._.

what will happen then?

[hallow isle]

32 bit cpu's are still being manufacturered in huge quantities today

[hallow isle]

some shit will break

unavoidable

[wheat burrow]

They will replace them a day before they need to

[hallow isle]

probably but I won't be booking any flights in 2038

[wheat burrow]

Note to self; design bunker in basement of new house

[slow cedar]

well, looks like y2k is actually real, but 38 years after ._.

[hallow isle]

it's still 14 years away

[slow cedar]

only 14 years?

[hallow isle]

but yeah, potential problem

[slow cedar]

it's enough time to get it fixed 😅

right?

[hallow isle]

depends on the thing

[slow cedar]

right?

[wheat burrow]

You’d be surprised how long decision making can take

[hallow isle]

some things will be trickier than others

[slow cedar]

oh ._.

[hallow isle]

like, imagine ordering new CPU's for all the nuclear missiles

[slow cedar]

oh dang

[hallow isle]

big job

gotta be well tested

[tardy juniper]

They run custom code on custom chips more likely

[hallow isle]

nah

windows for warships

[slow cedar]

just get rid of the missiles ig ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[tardy juniper]

And I doubt a nuclear missile cares what day it is

[hallow isle]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Submarine_Command_System

[wheat burrow]

I would if I was a nuke, I’d want a cake and a card every year

[hallow isle]

absolutely does, GPS is a series of syncronised clocks. knowing the time of the day is the sole function of any guidance system

[wheat burrow]

GNSS*

[hallow isle]

psh

[wheat burrow]

Let’s not keep narrowing it down to one system

lol

[hallow isle]

I didn't want to get technical 😛

I run clocks from 3 time sources for day job

[wheat burrow]

Not like I work on Galileo or anything lmao

[hallow isle]

Radio, nuclear, GNSS

[wheat burrow]

You not have your own reference time if it’s that critical?

[hallow isle]

not critical enough to have reference time

[wheat burrow]

Get a couple atomic clocks and some distribution systems, I can get some guys to write you some code

[hallow isle]

tbh we'll probably ditch the nuclear when it ages out

it's a ball ache keeping it maintained

radio and GNSS is stupid simple

[wheat burrow]

Yeah it’s not so tricky

[hallow isle]

cheap too, it's only like £300/month per antenna at the datacenter

[opaque tartan]

Yeah, the flavour though

It was like Tizer or something

[wheat burrow]

You have a hosting agreement to host your own antenna and receiver?

[hallow isle]

Yup, we're in T3+ sites with roof access

[wheat burrow]

It was a like a cherry cinnamon thing, did taste tizer-ish yeah

[wheat burrow]

Nice

[opaque tartan]

It's not his feet, he's a podiatry connoisseur

[opaque tartan]

It was lush whatever it was

[wheat burrow]

Agreed, I’m going to try and track some down if they still exist

If you’re interested in all the GNSS and reference stuff, @hallow isle, my job for the last 8 years was helping in setting up the Galileo Reference Centre in Noordwijk, NL; and the EU GNSS Service Centre in Torrejon de Ardoz, ES. Next time there are public talks etc I can let you know.

[hallow isle]

Nice, it's a tiny part of what we do but it's important to get things synced up

For us it's making sure that log entries are all matched up for forensics at all sites

[wheat burrow]

Definitely. Got to make sure you’re able to compute properly to be able to disseminate the needed info or services

[hallow isle]

Digital forensics rather than the rubber glove kind

[wheat burrow]

I gathered as such lol

[hallow isle]

No one wants to start triaging an incident and finding all the clocks are slightly out so you can't correlate events

[wheat burrow]

Yeah fuck that

The company I was working for is setting up a cyber SOC in Redu, BE. I’m friends with a decent amount of cyber peeps around the EU also through work, an old colleague is at the EU Cyber agency, if you should fancy a change let me know and I’ll put you in touch with some people.

It’s an interesting domain, ever changing

[hallow isle]

If I change it'll be out of security 😄

[wheat burrow]

Yeah I know that feeling lmao

[hallow isle]

Goat farming or something less stressful

[wheat burrow]

If I change it will be back to science missions or out of space altogether

I would like my own deli and brew some beer, make some good food locally. Grow fruit and veg and go back to the basics

[hallow isle]

I'm technically in systems engineering rather than security directly but I hold a CISSP just so I can rub it in their faces

[wheat burrow]

Lmfao

I done a decent bit of systems engineering in the past. Now I’m just a general bitch for whatever needs doing cause I fix shit

[zenith pebble]

Ok so lets make seconds illegal. EZ PZ

[hallow isle]

I mean that is a valid option

[zenith pebble]

You guys and your jobs

[hallow isle]

probably some systems will do that

if you don't need time granularity down to seconds, divide the time by 10

gives you another few years

[zenith pebble]

Deconds

As useless as the decimeter

[hallow isle]

however, the problem comes when a computer needs to talk about time to another computer

they both have to agree on the same meaning

otherwise...

https://tenor.com/view/explosion-mushroom-cloud-atomic-bomb-bomb-boom-gif-4464831

[zenith pebble]

I need to start studying for an engineering exam

The Fundamentals of Engineering

[wheat burrow]

Time to switch off the internet to prevent computational handshake necessitation

[wheat burrow]

When’s the exam?

[zenith pebble]

I haven’t scheduled it yet

Hopefully ill do it sometime this summer

[wheat burrow]

Ahh ok, you got some time then

[zenith pebble]

Yeah also im unemployed currently so i have tons of time

[pale meadow]

[wheat burrow]

As song as you feel like you’ve got the knowledge crammed then may as well go for when you’re happy.

I guess you need to get to the studying though

[zenith pebble]

Oh i need to do a fuckton of studying probably (definitely)

[wheat burrow]

I would also if I had to go and sit such an exam… not gonna lie lol

[zenith pebble]

Most of the job postings ive seen for decent jobs that im qualified for want the candidate to have an FE soooo…. Might as well

[wheat burrow]

Yeah defo

[zenith pebble]

But idek if i can or will go back to work. Im classified as disabled now and am trying to collect social security.

Life is great.

[wheat burrow]

Probably not easy right now, I suspect you can if you wanted cause you’re a smart ass, and I wouldn’t let the disability define what you want to do. I don’t think you’re that sort of dude though and I can imagine you’re wanting to get back to it asap. Here’s hoping you do very soon man.

[zenith pebble]

Also, who knows when my GBM will come back to finish me off

[wheat burrow]

Hopefully never, hopefully when there’s a way to finish it off.

[zenith pebble]

The disability thing is more to do with getting assistance from state/govt programs

[wheat burrow]

Oh in that case it’s a benefit then I guess

[zenith pebble]

5 year: 5.5%
10 year: 0.7%

[wheat burrow]

Given the circumstance I mean

[wheat burrow]

You beat the previous numbers. Nothing to say you can’t again dude. Stats are there because there’s two sides to every story.

[zenith pebble]

Im almost two years post diagnosis and median is 6-18 months so im already a long term survivor

[wheat burrow]

I’m hoping to be talking to you in a long time to come my good man.

You gotta meet Tycho still

[zenith pebble]

Me too me too

[wheat burrow]

And teach me some yo yo

[zenith pebble]

Hell yeah

[wheat burrow]

You can laugh at me when I smash my teeth in by accident trying some trick lmao

[zenith pebble]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=pI42SuPVjYY&si=SBvNjMsebc9Y7pf2

NSFW

For language

This kid is actually quite good and later got sponsored by a very good company

[wheat burrow]

Lmao, I think you once sent the original of that where he smacks himself a good one

I recall something like that were it sounded damn painful

[hallow isle]

see also

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeb5LdAyLC8

[restive haven]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ceT8tyxtq4

[zenith pebble]

Nothin like 60 grams of machined aluminum smacking you in the face at 2m/s or some shit lol

^the original

Me doing 2 tricks without hitting myself

[hallow isle]

now do two hitting yourself

[zenith pebble]

I can offer you me breaking the string resulting in a scare and a dent in my ceiling

Also yoyo+cat

[hallow isle]

"yup"

😄

[zenith pebble]

WhOopsie

Idek how i broke a string w that yoyo

[opaque tartan]

@hallow isle love the machines in Spoons

And that DK rip off

[zenith pebble]

So Lego has these affordable 3-in-1 Creator sets that i enjoy, but i dont understand why they dont include a brick separator in them since youre supposed to disassemble the finished build to do one of the others

My amazon separators came thru today tho lets goooo

Time to turn a parrot into a frog

[slender quartz]

Hell, I wish you lived closer, and told me. I have handfuls of separators.

Also, Frogarrot.

[steady vale]

This is beautiful

[steady vale]

[zenith pebble]

Goodbye pedro the pareot

[zenith pebble]

Why thank you friend 🙂

[zenith pebble]

You dont live in Northwest Philadelphia?

[slender quartz]

No, but South Dakota is a long walk. And most people don't like sharing mailing addresses.

[hallow isle]

ugggh

just finished 3 performance reviews

fingers hurt

naturally I'm complaining by typing some more on discord

[lime sand]

As one does

[hallow isle]

what else am i gonna do

[lime sand]

Speech to text?

Anyway, Rise of the Ronin looks amazing

[zenith pebble]

Yeah. Why do people have to be so pragmatic

Not today scammers!

I don’t even have a wells fargo account

[zenith pebble]

How fast can i get there in my minotaur

[lucid granite]

like 2, maybe 3

[zenith pebble]

Days?

Frick

Sorry amazon delivery is faster

[slender quartz]

Ah, but is it 100% free?

[flat echo]

Hello all

new minecraft project in the works

[slender quartz]

If that's Roman toilets, I'm going to be very disappointed with you.

[flat echo]

no lmfao

so you see

[slender quartz]

Nice start.

[flat echo]

I built Hagia Irene already

Its time for her larger counterpart

[slender quartz]

Hagia Bertha?

[flat echo]

It's time for Hagia Sophia

[slender quartz]

That was my second (less funny) guess.

[opaque tartan]

I remember seeing this as a first time when I was a kid

Phenomenal

[lime sand]

I see this in person one day

[flat echo]

I want to see it one day

but I hate the new rules they've added

[cursive agate]

How are you all doing tonight.

How are you all doing tonight.

Lol having two phones is amazing

Soon to be 3

Well 3 modern ones

[slender quartz]

Three phones, but only two ears.

[dry bison]

@dusty magnet Hope you're lovin your new job.

[opaque tartan]

Well

Whiskey

Good choice

@night bobcat

[dry bison]

Have you made a mirror on the ceiling of a TV under the fantasy bed of an aeroplane ninja table?

That's what I imagine a ubisoft airplane has

[opaque tartan]

Bee, they want you to make them a cool bed

We could find some ply and MDF and DIY it

[dry bison]

I sit on a ten year old office chair under the mixed temp overflow of a shitty office fan, the likes of which make up the only airflow in my office. It's like doing home office work on the mars of Total Recall.

https://tenor.com/view/total-recall-arnold-gif-18913382

Willy Wonka's chocolate experience...no chocolate...no candy

https://people.com/nightmare-willy-wonka-experience-leaves-kids-in-tears-prompts-police-calls-8601293

[opaque tartan]

Open your mind, free Mars

[opaque tartan]

I want this to be everywhere

[dry bison]

https://tenor.com/view/total-recall-gif-18358509

lol@ Tweet response to wendys dynamic pricing shenannigans

On every level it is possibly the worst idea that could have been put forward short of an "Ooops All Rats" menu." - carlgarnon1930

[opaque tartan]

The hell happened at Wendy's

[dry bison]

Dave

Dave happened

[dusty magnet]

Thanks!! I definitely am

[dusty magnet]

I'm also wondering

[opaque tartan]

Not again

[pliant fjord]

Astronomy Pic of the Day: Julius Caesar and Leap Days

Explanation: In 46 BC Julius Caesar reformed the calendar system. Based on advice by astronomer Sosigenes of Alexandria, the Julian calendar included one leap day every four years to account for the fact that an Earth year is slightly more than 365 days long. In modern terms, the time it takes for the planet to orbit the Sun once is 365.24219 mean solar days. So if calendar years contained exactly 365 days they would drift from the Earth's year by about 1 day every 4 years and eventually July (named for Julius Caesar himself) would occur during the northern hemisphere winter. By adopting a leap year with an extra day every four years, the Julian calendar year would drift much less. In 1582 Pope Gregory XIII provided the further fine-tuning that leap days should not occur in years ending in 00, unless divisible by 400. This Gregorian Calendar system is the one in wide use today. Of course, tidal friction in the Earth-Moon system slows Earth's rotation and gradually lengthens the day by about 1.4 milliseconds per century. That means that leap days like today will not be necessary, about 4 million years from now. This Roman silver coin, a denarius, depicts Julius Caesar (left) and Venus, Roman goddess of love.

[zenith pebble]

Why did Netflix make Sokka some sort of tik-tok fuck boi

[opaque tartan]

@dry bison https://youtube.com/shorts/Smi_k4DxU80

[opaque tartan]

Sign of the times

Some of the people here might be into that, don't be offensive /s

[zenith pebble]

https://youtu.be/B5qn5E1jVuo?si=PXijOMEt2beHondk

At least McDonald’s is maybe doing something with their mascots

[zenith pebble]

I mean even if you like tiktok content… you still prob don’t like the f bois

[opaque tartan]

I've been wondering where him and Grimace got to

Did they hide Grimace because he's fat?

[zenith pebble]

Dammit what just happened to my PS

[opaque tartan]

Turned off?

[zenith pebble]

Not actually but TV is no longer displaying anything

[opaque tartan]

I had an issue where the screen went black for a second

[zenith pebble]

Oh im just dumb the TV turned off for some reason

[opaque tartan]

I was about to ask if it was the TV

Phew

[zenith pebble]

Yeah ive had a few of those

But i also didnt have a sleep timer set for the tV.

I mean i have one set for 1am everyday

[opaque tartan]

Did the PS turn off too?

[zenith pebble]

Lmfao

Jesus christ chris

1:03 am. I thought it was like 6:30

[opaque tartan]

Yo-yo Master

Yeah it's 6am here

[zenith pebble]

My mind has been dulled throughout the day it seems

[opaque tartan]

My brain wanted to die today

[zenith pebble]

Yoyoyoyoyoyotoyooy

Why doesnt that say cat

Hmm i need more good emoji, where the good fresh mojos at @limber fractal

I HAVE TO SIGN BACK IN TO NETFLIX

I also have to set an actual sleep timer for the TV now, and i really hate the f’n menus/UI on this POS

[opaque tartan]

I don't even look at the TV menus anymore

It's only for the PS now

[zenith pebble]

But if i use tv apps on my tv i can leave things refining in NMS

[opaque tartan]

True

I have a Shield TV too but I've not used it in a while

[zenith pebble]

Oh theres a fox talking to soccer rn. I like this show

[zenith pebble]

You use CEC or whatever its called so they turn each other on?

[opaque tartan]

Yeah man

[zenith pebble]

Idk if i really like it. I have it turned off

[opaque tartan]

Had a couple issues with the PS5

And CEC

But then it got fixed

[zenith pebble]

Thats goos

I had issues on PS5 using rest mode early on in my ownership

[opaque tartan]

The PS would go into standby and the TV would turn off then the PS would turn back on and the TV would come on in a loop

[zenith pebble]

Oooh that sounds fun! /s

[opaque tartan]

So shit man

I should check my Shield though

The TV I have has a shit OS and I already had the Shield

[zenith pebble]

So idk what a shield is

[opaque tartan]

It's the Nvidia Shield TV, Android TV box

Still getting updates after almost 10 years

[zenith pebble]

Oh i see

[opaque tartan]

Can game on it too

[zenith pebble]

Nice

[opaque tartan]

And it was good for GeForce Now

Could also use the streaming feature to stream games from your PC to the Shield if you had the right GFX card

[zenith pebble]

Im tryin to see if my parents still have our atari jaguar and memorex vis

[opaque tartan]

OMG

Jaguar

Tempest 2000

I remember Memorex for making tapes

[zenith pebble]

And i still need to figure out how to get my dads 2600 hooked up to a modern tv

[zenith pebble]

I love this game lol

[opaque tartan]

It was great

[zenith pebble]

Iron Soldier

[opaque tartan]

I remember it would come with the Jaguar most of the time

I don't remember the vis but I see it was made by Tandy which we had in the UK

And they sold Radio Shack goods

[zenith pebble]

There was also this space ish type game where you just kind of explored the surface of this moon. Kind of felt like Descent but on a planetary surface

[opaque tartan]

This was a serious game for the time

I was a big Descent fan

Played the first one a lot

[zenith pebble]

Remember the controller insert? Lol

[opaque tartan]

Didn't get into the second one as much

[opaque tartan]

No

[zenith pebble]

You play overload or whatever its called

[opaque tartan]

PS1?

Oh shit I just looked it up

Nah

But I remember they were supposed to release a successor to Descent a whole back

Overload makes sense

Sensory Overload

[zenith pebble]

Ive played most of overload, havent finished it yet

But its pretty fun

[opaque tartan]

This looks awesome

I didn't like the controller though

[zenith pebble]

No the jaguar controller is so so ridiculous lmao

But with the iron soldier overlay you could just click which weapon u wanted to use

[opaque tartan]

The Dreamcast one seemed big at first but for the games it worked well

[opaque tartan]

I miss keyboard overlays that used to come with games

[zenith pebble]

Never seen one

[opaque tartan]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/M1_Tank_Platoon

Pretty sure this came with one

[zenith pebble]

So hamilton to ferrari in 2025

[opaque tartan]

@night bobcat you might remember this

Yeah

Might be fun

[zenith pebble]

$100 million a year salary i think i read

[opaque tartan]

Must be a dream though, like Senna

[zenith pebble]

Im def interested to see what happens

[opaque tartan]

All those legends that never got to drive for all the teams he has

Nigel

Look at that Camel livery

And that Labatts logo

Blokes

[zenith pebble]

Like the GOAT Nicholas Latifi

[opaque tartan]

He was good but he's no Nigel or David

Why did he quit

[zenith pebble]

I dont think he uhhh quit

[flat echo]

Minecraft Update

also, if this build goes through to the end, I will likely add Hagia Irene to the build since the two churches are neighbors in real life

[cursive agate]

Put them all on speaker phone lol. My step grandmothers son is getting a newer iPhone & he still has a year of service in the old one I'm getting so yay I can call & text

Never had a iPhone that I used seriously just some old iPhone 5&5s

[wheat burrow]

Still sounds so painful but I’m a sadist because I can’t help but chuckle at the poor sod 😂

[wheat burrow]

Still dunno how you can do this man, I’d have accidentally hung myself from the tree behind you in the second one I’m sure

[split mulch]

Car

[zenith pebble]

Practice buddy, practice

https://tenor.com/view/animation-cartoons-toons-nickelodeon-nicktoons-gif-14827899

[zenith pebble]

Everyone remember to wear yellow and blue today

[hallow isle]

Wear?

[zenith pebble]

The colors because its leap day

Watch season 6 episode 9 of 30 rock

Real life is for March!

[wheat burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/leapyear-leapday-30rock-gif-5133552

[hallow isle]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-68433675

@opaque tartan @wheat burrow

[pale meadow]

Saw that on Instagram 👆

[night bobcat]

I do yeah

[night bobcat]

4 Roses, single barrel straight

[wheat burrow]

That’s sad to hear. RIP Dave

[hallow isle]

*read

You can't hear me

I hope

[dry bison]

https://tenor.com/view/i-hear-you-steve-buscemi-boardwalk-empire-i-hear-you-s-ister-nucky-thompson-gif-11952387

[wheat burrow]

Shows what you know

[dry bison]

https://tenor.com/view/the-more-you-know-the-more-you-suffer-gif-10803732

[pale meadow]

Isn't that the case lol

[edgy egret]

My feet are cold

[shut dock]

Don't you lie to me!
1, 2, 3, 4,
I DECLARE A GIF WAR!!!

[shut dock]

https://tenor.com/view/yoda-gif-war-gif-18819252

[jaunty copper]

https://tenor.com/6RiN.gif

[hallow isle]

Saw that coming

[jaunty copper]

didja now

am i that predictable

[hallow isle]

Not you

The mute

[winged badge]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-darth-vader-obi-wan-kenobi-spinning-light-saber-gif-4289301

lol this was too funny

[opaque tartan]

That actually sad, those two were a great laugh

And made some top munch

[hallow isle]

Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line, never go up against a staff member in a gif war.

[hallow isle]

Didn't ride bikes tho according to Reddit

[winged badge]

i almost never post gifs, but yeah, that one was so funny, sorry if it was out of line 😄

[opaque tartan]

You told me about the other things that Reddit thinks

Next one will be that they weren't actually hairy

[shut dock]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fight-funny-animals-gif-10509768

[tender harness]

How are they cold? If my cat did that i had to pull my feet

[shut dock]

https://tenor.com/view/lets-make-love-tonight-marvin-gaye-sexual-healing-song-lets-have-sex-let-me-make-love-to-you-gif-22156957

@sleek coral Thanks! Other folks need some healing too! 😄

[shut dock]

https://tenor.com/view/dave-chappelle-rick-james-cold-gif-7801456

It's a catamander! cold-blooded

[opaque tartan]

Baaaaaaabyyyyy, I'm hot just like an ovveeeen, I need some loviiiin

Marvin was a legend

[shut dock]

Catamander - quite literally the rarest fauna in all of NMS. 😱

[shut dock]

**SONOFABITCH! @sleek coral HOW THE FUCK DID I MANAGE TO GET OFF-TOPIC IN **#off-topic-bond-james-bond⁉️‼️

[shut dock]

https://tenor.com/view/facepalm-gif-4576513125411549651

[shut dock]

https://tenor.com/view/raiden-rule101-gif-26163941

[edgy egret]

Idk; regarding Murphy, you can pet him anywhere; he's chill

I can literally use Murphy's belly as a pillow

The only downside is that sometimes he smells like cat litter

[opaque tartan]

@hallow isle https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=zkZGFNCS6iQ&si=ALNAAihMSMK5EUiA

[opaque tartan]

Babes it's not about that, it's just that you probably lookin crazy right meow

[wheat burrow]

Back to work tomorrow… cannot decide if I’m happy about this or disappointed… 🤔

[opaque tartan]

Be happy

My industry is getting fucked raw atm

And people are chatting like it's topical shit as usual about it

[wheat burrow]

I really should be, but it’s back to the same hell hole lol

Blood pressure is about to rise after four months off

[opaque tartan]

Nah man that's on you to take things in your stride

Pressure to deliver is real

But not at the cost of health

Look at me

[wheat burrow]

It’s more pressure of sorting everyone else’s shit out cause they can’t actually manage worth a fuck

[opaque tartan]

That's exactly the situations I've been in, you're not there to wipe their arse. If they can't manage things they won't get exposed if you don't allow it to be seen.

They'll continue to get a salary and keep being shit

[dusty magnet]

What are the other 100 rules to be ignored?

[edgy egret]

I put this bed in my office for Felix

[tardy juniper]

your cat actualy uses a bed you got for it?

[edgy egret]

That's not Felix

[wheat burrow]

Good news is I’m paid more than them I guess

[tardy juniper]

not really

if you keep doing everything, then your employer knws they can fire everyone else and not lose productivity

[wheat burrow]

Yeah that’s not how it works here

[pale meadow]

This is true

[wheat burrow]

It’s a public monies contract and there’s an obligation to have the personnel etc. it’s all planned out for periods of time. Growth and not reduction.

I just end up being the manager when I shouldn’t be basically

So whatever, good experience or something like that

[pale meadow]

Lol

[wheat burrow]

Been at it for 8 years in this place and 7 years before that. I’m a freelancer as well so I’m not bound to shit

[pale meadow]

Dame, that's a long time

[wheat burrow]

Yeah I is oldish

Roll on pension time

[pale meadow]

[opaque tartan]

Damn fkn straight

Freelancing/consulting should be

You don't have the guarantees and benefits

But you get into funny situations and some hilarious shit find it's way on to your desk

@hallow isle https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=R7rVYQBFNOk&si=tUhxwQSSZAVLKqXD

[safe tapir]

As I sit here, read and try to participate in discord, I notice how nice, friendly and wholesome NMS community is. No toxicity or arseholes I've encounter often on community discords.
Thank you people, you are amazing 🙂

[opaque tartan]

I'm an arsehole

Kinda loveable though

[safe tapir]

I can be one too, but there are lovable friendly arseholes, and then there are just arseholes

😄

[opaque tartan]

Very true

[dry bison]

Never fight staff when it comes to gif. They'll beat you with a staff and then beat you with a staff.

I can just see Red using Gleam as a blunt object.

I've been really under the weather the last two days.

Slept a TON yesterday

Like a weird oversleep for me

I think oversleepin made me feel worse

Plus I had a dream I was fighting a racoon and I was abruptly awoken from it which made me groggy and angry at racoons because the fight never ended

Then I went back to sleep and started doing architecture for a restaurant making tiny homes, while setting up a side hustle for the business owner interested in recycling heavy steel for cheap

...Yeah my dreams are weird

I should make my tiny home in valheim. It was nice.

[hallow isle]

I have poisoned myself

Lunch had cream in it

Thought that'd be fine cause I had cheese pills

Except, i didn't take them

[prime estuary]

cheese pills?

[hallow isle]

Yes

[steady vale]

Pill wrapped in cheese to trick him n taking his meds

[hallow isle]

I do find tricking myself tbh

[dry bison]

Do you tickle yourself, as well?

[tardy juniper]

I have pills for that stuff too

[dry bison]

I tickle myself.

[tardy juniper]

they don't help with dairy for me, but they help with wheat and a few other things

[hallow isle]

just scrolled up

today's #off-topic-bond-james-bond background music is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=of0bTx2YAcs

[dry bison]

I thought it would be an REM song, like "It's the End of the World as We Know It (And I feel Fine)"

Crazy that song came out in the 80s

I feel old

[tardy juniper]

and the law won

[hallow isle]

twice

[dry bison]

Just twice?

What about that third time?

[hallow isle]

I must have missed that one

[dry bison]

Remember that third time when the law won?

You forgot already?

Must've been the brain damage from the fourth time.

[hallow isle]

no, I just have other things to do outside of discord

[dry bison]

The law only exists on discord.

Speaking of things...Holy shit

It went from 16 degrees to -4 last evening

Literally in like, an hour

Snowed like a mofo overnight

Several powerlines down later....shit still hairy af

I don't think I remember it ever racing to freezing as fast, ever

[shut dock]

My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones.
My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.
My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.
Shooting is not too good for my enemies.
The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness.
I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them.
When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought I'll shoot him then say "No."
[REDACTED]
I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labelled "Danger: Do Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will not clearly be labelled as such.
[REDACTED]

[dry bison]

Holy shit book batman

[shut dock]

🫥 💠

[dry bison]

Why are you responding to your own post?

[shut dock]

If I ever talk to the hero on the phone, I will not taunt him. Instead I will say this his dogged perseverance has given me new insight on the futility of my evil ways and that if he leaves me alone for a few months of quiet contemplation I will likely return to the path of righteousness. (Heroes are incredibly gullible in this regard.)
If I decide to hold a double execution of the hero and an underling who failed or betrayed me, I will see to it that the hero is scheduled to go first.
When arresting prisoners, my guards will not allow them to stop and grab a useless trinket of purely sentimental value.
My dungeon will have its own qualified medical staff complete with bodyguards. That way if a prisoner becomes sick and his cellmate tells the guard it's an emergency, the guard will fetch a trauma team instead of opening up the cell for a look.
My door mechanisms will be designed so that blasting the control panel on the outside seals the door and blasting the control panel on the inside opens the door, not vice versa.
My dungeon cells will not be furnished with objects that contain reflective surfaces or anything that can be unravelled.
If an attractive young couple enters my realm, I will carefully monitor their activities. If I find they are happy and affectionate, I will ignore them. However if circumstance have forced them together against their will and they spend all their time bickering and criticizing each other except during the intermittent occasions when they are saving each others' lives, I will immediately order their execution.
Any data file of crucial importance will be padded to 1.45Mb in size.
Finally, to keep my subjects permanently locked in a mindless trance, I will provide each of them with free unlimited Internet access.

[dry bison]

I'd call this gish gallop if it weren't just shit posting.

[maiden seal]

bruh

[dry bison]

Quit abusing AI to shitpost

[shut dock]

I hope 1-10 and 91-100 will suffice - any more might piss someone off!

[shut dock]

I didnt, thats all DH baby 😛

[lime sand]

That's a lot of words

Seems like Mythos has a challenger for the Wall-o-text competition

[dry bison]

Sailing....You ever see sailor moon as a middle aged man?

[shut dock]

The first and last bits of, "100 Rules for an Evil Overlord" 😉

[lime sand]

Nope

[dry bison]

It's really creepy. I don't recommend it.

[shut dock]

I seen it - can confirm. 🫨

[shut dock]

@sleek coral i think Muzzer here needs some enlightenmet, don't you, Ag3nt k1ngF15h?

[dry bison]

....

You must like pain

Nobody conjures the Mythos in vanity

[sleek coral]

[shut dock]

Who do you think taught the Mythos prior to him becoming a mod? Not much, granted, mostly that DH is a Harmless dumbass, but still! 😛

[lime sand]

Harmless???

harmless

[tribal ibex]

@fair portal maybe this?

[shut dock]

DH IS FOR HARMLESS DUMBASS‼️

[shut dock]

Well, mostly harmless...

[shut dock]

https://tenor.com/view/dont-panic-hitchhikers-guide-to-the-galaxy-stay-calm-gif-12660494

[shut dock]

https://tenor.com/view/fight-club-fight-club-punch-face-gif-17037075

[fair portal]

The flower overall shape would match but not overall plant look

[tribal ibex]

Agree

[sleek coral]

I’ll take my leave for now.
Although, @shut dock let’s be a little more considerate of others before posting walls of text. Tch!
Another thing… there’s some questionable comments in those walls of text, I’d advise refraining from making such “innuendos”.

[tribal ibex]

That's a shampoo ginger lily, so maybe another along that line

[shut dock]

Close enuf 🔥 🌳 🚬

[fair portal]

But there are multiple kinds of ginger

[shut dock]

Oops, I'll go back and edit out the risque ones, apologies.

[tribal ibex]

Fr. Make your own nipnip farm!

[fair portal]

Thats the idea. Irl nipnip farm

Or just irl nipnip plant.

[eternal thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/lotta-words-wow-thats-a-lot-of-words-not-reading-that-not-reading-wow-gif-26878516

[shut dock]

There, I think that should resolve the half of it. 🤷‍♀️

[opaque tartan]

This was your first mistake

[dry bison]

confuzzed

[opaque tartan]

@hallow isle sooooooon
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=p1Q_595qu_A&si=8a60abSNhGw9eF6H

[prime estuary]

woah

[echo scarab]

only pictures i could take and not get banned

there are some things people dont really wanna see inside

anyway it was pretty cool

[hallow isle]

brb finding the Navy Seal copypasta to repost here

[echo scarab]

its a abandoned veterinary hospital

[edgy egret]

My only friend at work is gone. The 4th round of lay offs got him. I feel sick.

[opaque tartan]

@hallow isle is your little bum bum ready though?

Today is a glorious day

[tardy juniper]

https://tenor.com/view/duck-walking-animated-dance-gif-17871898

[opaque tartan]

LinkedIn is also a depressing place

[echo scarab]

i got kidnapoed

kidnapped

fr

[tardy juniper]

then maybe you should call the authorities instead of tell chat?

[echo scarab]

its a joek

[opaque tartan]

Nah they're adding it to their story

[echo scarab]

its a abandoned car i found

door wide open

[opaque tartan]

Anything good inside?

[echo scarab]

i stole a couple of things

yeah

a original casette player

[opaque tartan]

Nice

[echo scarab]

that will get me moneys

[opaque tartan]

Salvaging is cool

[hallow isle]

it is

[opaque tartan]

Dumpster diving close second

[opaque tartan]

Ooooo I dunno

Are you sure?

Like really sure

Are you gonna finish the first one

[hallow isle]

might have another go

stupid motorcycle game

I just need to git gud

[echo scarab]

im thinking of renovating the inside

since its abandoned i can turn it into a base

and its pretty lofty inside

but i gotta leave the abandoned look on the outside

but the bad thing is the car is right next to a road

[wheat burrow]

I’m out with my old manager and HR from the old company for dinner right now. The day I sign for the new company lol. I must be doing something right 😅

[opaque tartan]

Facts, it's nothing compared to the gym stuff

[opaque tartan]

Continue being a tosser

It's working

[wheat burrow]

Copy that

[opaque tartan]

@steady vale

[hallow isle]

why do I have no possum emoji @steady vale

[opaque tartan]

She needs to work on the opposum emojis

Critical task

[flat echo]

hello yall

update on Project Sophia 😄

[hallow isle]

@opaque tartan your ancestors are gonna get me

[opaque tartan]

Is that supposed to be idli?

[hallow isle]

poppadoms lol

[opaque tartan]

Deleting you from social media

And existence

[hallow isle]

got sidetracked and forgot I put them in 😄

[opaque tartan]

Those a pappawrong bruv

[hallow isle]

ikr

[opaque tartan]

Microwave?

[hallow isle]

nah, oven

[opaque tartan]

KMT

Use the microwave 20 sec bursts

Turn them over

Use a bowl

I break them into quarters

[hallow isle]

never considered using the microwave

will try it

as long as they don't get 5 minutes at 180 degrees they're fine normally 😄

[opaque tartan]

Thank fuck India got independence

[hallow isle]

we got the diamond tho so who's the real winner

[opaque tartan]

We got the spices

[hallow isle]

have you ever seen someone english use a spice?

[opaque tartan]

Yes

You lot are obsessed with them

[hallow isle]

was it on chips because that doesn't count

[opaque tartan]

For some reason they love eating spicy food that makes them sweat and go red

Especially up north

True England

[wheat burrow]

I use spices all the time, but I’m not English so I don’t count

[opaque tartan]

You're German

[edgy egret]

I want off Mr Bones' wild ride

[wheat burrow]

Probably got some heritage there somewhere

[opaque tartan]

What was your family up to 1939-1945

[hallow isle]

https://tenor.com/view/victor-sad-oh-god-oh-no-oh-man-gif-10844829

[pale meadow]

[wheat burrow]

Ehm, one grandfather was in Africa and Burma, the other was training in the USA then flying over the European skies. Grandmother was on the WAAF and another worked in as a warden on the railways. Great grandfather Was a fireman in London during the blitz, the other I’m not sure… couldn’t say about the great grandmothers.

[opaque tartan]

Nice to see you got the story down

[wheat burrow]

Have to as a spy… I mean coal salesman

[opaque tartan]

Oh God what

[wheat burrow]

Fuck, rumbled

[opaque tartan]

Selling coal!

In 2024

Some people

[wheat burrow]

Scheiße

Man I’ve blown my cover, I need an extraction

[opaque tartan]

Just burn all the Hugo Boss

Nobody will know different

[wheat burrow]

Good plan

[opaque tartan]

@eternal thorn don't leave me in suspense

[opaque tartan]

@hallow isle @eternal thorn @steady vale have you typed Chocobo into Google yet?

[eternal thorn]

Yea

[opaque tartan]

@eternal thorn so

What you need to tell me

You got my attention

[eternal thorn]

Huh?

[opaque tartan]

Original message deleted

Ceryn

I swear tuh Jesus

[eternal thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/confused-perplexed-what-gif-10834164

[opaque tartan]

You said you'll never guess what

I don't wanna guess

I want you to tell me

[tardy juniper]

Why do atlanteans have facial hair ?

[eternal thorn]

#off-topic-bond-james-bond message man that was a long time ago

You ok

[hallow isle]

holy gaslighting batman

[opaque tartan]

Post the emoji you always use

That's my face right now

[hallow isle]

[opaque tartan]

And the other one

It's a combination of both

It's Frank isn't it

[hallow isle]

[hard thistle]

hello im new i was wondering how to join someones server in nms

[slow cedar]

What do you think?

[hallow isle]

what the fuck is happening

[hard thistle]

damn thats sick

[slow cedar]

whoops

wrong channel ._.

[eternal thorn]

I would never set up a gaslighting joke 7 months in advance

[opaque tartan]

7 months...

It was like an hour ago

[eternal thorn]

You misunderstand

[opaque tartan]

Why did it appear while I was talking to Col

[eternal thorn]

You didn't believe it after all

[opaque tartan]

I am a non believer

[dusty magnet]

Yall

There is nothing more relieving than a cold toilet seat after seeing someone walk out of the bathroom as you walk in

[clever vessel]

https://youtube.com/shorts/yK3LcECgMGE?si=zblBtte76TviW4gL

[wheat burrow]

It’s something about having 14 months in a year, @opaque tartan

Dark magic

Beware

[opaque tartan]

Yeah I saw that

Weirdos

Tryna make people work longer

[wheat burrow]

I know right, what’s the deal with that..

[opaque tartan]

No comment

Lehman Brothers

[dry bison]

RIP Brian Mulroney

[scarlet gorge]

I’m trying to work idiot

[dry bison]

You're a successful work idiot - Cat

[lime sand]

Who?

[dry bison]

Former Prime Minister of Canada died today

[pale meadow]

Looks like you are currently on setting. How do you call that work?

[scarlet gorge]

I’m selling that iPad so probably

I am a salesman after all

[pale meadow]

Of what

[scarlet gorge]

Geese mainly

[pale meadow]

Beat me to the punch lol

[scarlet gorge]

I have many jobs

Sales, warehouse worker, light board operator, soon to be driver

[pale meadow]

Soon to be driver?

[scarlet gorge]

Yeah driving a box truck

[pale meadow]

Oh, how big?

[tardy juniper]

not a windowless van?

[scarlet gorge]

16ft I believe

Not too big

[pale meadow]

Baby one

[dry bison]

Baby two

[scarlet gorge]

Baby three

[dry bison]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-funny-cute-gif-18891864

[pale meadow]

[scarlet gorge]

4 babies is wayyy too many

[pale meadow]

Is there a mathematical way it equates to length?

[lime sand]

Ooh

[jaunty copper]

Goose driver

[scarlet gorge]

Gotta deliver them somehow

Either that or I could invest in a cannon

[jaunty copper]

That man is has a goose cannon

[lucid granite]

i bet i could beat him in a fight

[pale meadow]

Awww, your pfp is your new kitten

[lucid granite]

yep, her name is Iris

i wanna get a better pic at some point, but this works for now

[scarlet gorge]

My pfp cat is superior

Hurrr hurrr hurr hurrrr huurrrr

[opaque tartan]

By the river

@limber fractal @sterile tartan @steady vale

[scarlet gorge]

a proper cowboy

[opaque tartan]

Howdy ma'am, looks like you got some feathers that need a rufflin'

[lucid granite]

yours isn't yours

[pale meadow]

I agree yours is better

[lucid granite]

thank you 😌

[pale meadow]

You have the more adorable one

[lucid granite]

ur doggie is adorable

10/10

[pale meadow]

[keen bridge]

How is everyone today?

[opaque tartan]

Bleh