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Oh boy...
This is gonna be harder for me apparently... I don't know if I can come here regularly...
why not?
Can I can't handle large crowds
I can imagine like 6-7 people talking to you at once would be overwhelming to some
it is o_0
I have no attention span, so I’m fine with interacting with several people at once
Hi rather Patient and Introverted, I'm AdamB
I’m kinda patient, but if someone’s being annoying I’ll probably just tell em to fuck off
Or I’ll catch on that they’re trying to wear down my patience
Which my friends are very fond of trying to do
There's quite a few people here with social anxiety that do really well, myself included 
It's normally very chill here. This place is good for practice. 
I still suck everywhere else
But I do okay here 
Hi Kinda Patient, my names AdamB, are you related to Rather Patient?
Cool clouds
I will find you, and I will put a landmine somewhere in your house
And I will throw a rat at it
Put it in his pocket like in fallout
How many rats do you have in your house, Adam?
When you turn up to plant the land mine, 1
Because I guarantee it’s not going to be enough
You're right, needs a little more
Do a rat wave attack
Also the funny thing about landmines is that they’re explosive
Emotionally or physically destructive?@brisk jasper
I'm down with the meaty chocolate but I draw the line at seasoning it with Ketchup
Which makes them very good at killing everything within a certain radius
Most of it evaporates while cooking
They're also good for demo jobs
I prefer testing out the vibrations with my face. However don't ever pluck a guitar string with your teeth it feels awful 
Meaty chocolate...
I do not think I could
Knova you've done that haven't you :D. I feel like there's a story behind it.
Yeah, I was alone and bored with a guitar 
This one time at band camp
we've all been there
I was gonna say floss lol but boredom can cause odd things .
NSE stands for Non-Sausage Episode. Move over other jello, because it's liquid smoke's time to shine.
Sausage links:
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🤮
You loved "playing the recorder "
Pretty sure ditto was back the other day too
The taco part confuses me tbh
He told me he has no Discord
Gonna be on HD2 with him this week
Because I love you
And I don't believe you're Hispanic because you haven't offered me my body weight in food
HD2 is that like 8k?
😂 My parents would ground me but when they figured out i liked being left alone in my room they would make me go outside instead
The name Taco has a negative association to me 
When is HD3 coming out?
What...
But Mexican food is good
That's a pentagon not a hexagon, nice try
😄
Heartburn? And WB.
AdamB?
I do not remember this incident
Damn sorry to hear that
Probably before I came to this server
Yea
Oh right
Just dust yourself in strong flour
Why
Dunno just a feeling
I’m not a Jimmy
You're probably a Travis or something
Fixes things?
For you, with a medallion
I am not a Travis either
Cuthbert
False
I am not an Aaron either
I may post my adventure here... But that may be just about it
A A Ron
Nor am I an A A Ron
What kind of adventures?
Beat me to it. LOL
Xacqwri Adventures
Me traveling to new worlds in my Nintendo Switch No Man's Sky and such
Unfortunately, you can’t do that in this channel
Oooooh
But, I don’t really give a shit
People already thought I was weird
Yeah good point
I didn’t have to do anything else to prove that
But we like weird
Cat. Cat cat. Cat?
Yes, that is my cat
Kitttttttttttt
Kitty :3
Kit-t
My cat is the best cat, and yes I will fight you, and yes I will win
wanna see my cat?
Cat dance?
Sure
I was trying to take a picture of my cat, but he wasn’t in the mood
What are the black spots?
He was sniffing the camera, but my goddamn flash had to come on
along with her spotted nose :D
My cat was white. He had black spots on his fur when he was young. I thought he was black and white. Turned out, he kept hanging out under the car and getting dirty car oil on his head
My cats are just black
Your cat thinks you suck
But all cats think we suck
they think we're dumb :P
Because we only give them food from packaging
Not mine. He’s actually really sweet
my cat is also extremely lazy. Always hungry too 😅
Unless @brisk jasper has been dropping vermin from his mouth, which is totally something he would do
I feel betrayed. Nate gave up purple for the perversion of purple that is blue.
I'm kidding, animals couldn't hate you
I want my purple back
Someone changed it
I mean, they do
My dog Katt (don’t fucking say it) is grouchy and hates everyone
@night bobcat are you able to change my colour, role one not the other one
what's wrong with turquoise?
Your dog called out Steve Harvey
No, he just barks at everyone who gets too close
Steve Harvey calls out Steve Harvey.
"IT'S YA MAN, STEVE HARVEY"
Blue is easily better
it is

I like green more
Steve Harvey is a chocolate coloured ball with teeth
I prefer colors that aren't racing toward me. At least purple is slowed down.
Don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it
it is true that some blues are way too vibrant, especially blue christmas lights that mess with you when you drive 😬
probably cause their wavelength has such a high frequency
Cosmos is currently hanging out on my pillow
:D
Space on a pillow
Lili is probably in my bed or on my windowsill
How to be both there and not there at the same time
the rock guy from pokemon?
Is it normal for new computer mouse pads to smell?
is Onyx outside?
I bought a new computer mouse pad and I don't like how it smells.
No, my cat. The one with the bow tie
Yes
it'll go away soon
leave it ouside overnight
your cat has a bowtie? 
No, because I’m in NC I’m not supposed to let my cats out. Any number of things can eat them, and they can eat any number of things
ew
You can’t see it all too well
i love eating cats
My cat likes going outside and messing with other cats lol
It’s mainly how I differentiate them
AWWWW
o_o
Isn't new car smell like formaldahyde?
maybe
Probably isn’t great for you
The stuff used to preserve dead bodies
idk what it is but it can't be good
Yes, we know
I didnt ._.
heheh
mmmm yum!
ugh why cant AI just write my responses to these forums for me? Why does it have to type in such a way where it's detectable 😩
what forums?
How to Google forums
i have to reply to people's responses to a prompt for a college assignment
oh :/
they're called forums
i know i'm paying for this education, but i do not care about gen ed classes, and will never use sociology in my life ever
gen ed?
oh general education
classes that are required for any degree
wait why did you choose sociology if you know you arent going to use it?
LOL
do you have a kitten?
You should respond in a way that makes it detectable that you're using an algorithm to formulate your responses to force the subject matter of responses from algorithms as a point of contention, which in turn would undermine the whole concept of replying to people's responses to a prompt - near sighted anti-intellectual self servicing
yup, pics in #1033694005915041863
wut 0_o
I keep forgetting about that page
im not doing that.
im not in this class to make a statement, im in it to just barely pass
That's what I told my math teacher and she made this face 
Mainly joking. I'd never be brave enough. Instead I just sometimes turned in my work with that mindset. 
I'm just saying, it would be fair to respond to such a cruel task with a criticism of academic dishonesty.
based, but unfortunately this degree heavily involves math, so im in those courses to learn.
Math prompts?
They stuck me in the wrong math class my senior year. Tried to fix it and they said just deal with it. 
Normally my grades never slipped under an A 
thats unfortunate
fomxes
I could be way off...Maybe they're highly intelligent prompts that force serious consideration of subject matter.
@sleek coral @limber fractal
mumble, idk what ur on about
fomxes
@zenith pebble
I have more if wanted
@outer quiver Did you type fomxes into an art generator?
One of those foxes is clearly a hat
which one?
this is an AI generated image of a fox
and so are these
this is "realistic" apparently
but also i said fomxes, so who knows what it thought about that
indeed
ok bing just sucks today, i give up
i'll post the last one i made in the right channel
The hierarchy of roles works that way - I can switch it back to Top Anomaly
Anyone know a prompt to get blade horns?
The hierarchy eh, guess being Top Turd wasn't what it was cracked up to be
that didn't change anything
I'm so used to @hallow isle's name being blue that I thought he was talking when it was actually me...
nigma
No, purple please
My favourite
Blue is cool and Korvax is best
whoa
Dr Edward Nigma
🪄
It's Ma Nigma
That was such a stupid joke
(Unless you believed Jim Carrey could be his own mother in another universe)
Jim Carreys mom is a rhino
oh gross
I think he is his own mother in this universe
is that what they mean by shit-for-brains?
Mmmm queso
I wonder how many times he did that scene
"We gotta get the coming out of a rhino's ass scene "JUST RIGHT""
just once, they recorded it backwards
This happened to me once

Church camps...AMIRITE
fucking how
LOL
Wha- actually I kind of don't want to know
Couple stuff
That's one of those parties where you leave your keys and give up your freedom, right?
I have a feeling that it's not one of those and there was a choice
Lol nah, he's just shitposting
So was the rhino

The More You Knova
ceryn was birthed by a large animal with a horn
That was my birthday
You're probably picturing a beautiful illustration of it in your head 
yes i wonder if ceryn in real life has a tiny rhino horn
We don't question the Ceryn's rhino expertise.
Sounds like a unicorn
always question
I question the questioning
I found a lock of my dead dogs hair and put it in an air tight container and cried. I'm great.
wow
The guy I rehomed the last dog I had with keeps sending me updates on how well the dog is doing and invited me to bereavement sessions that his church does.
convenient stores should sell xboxes
What's an inconvenient store?
Lol
i eated a banana today. also im talking to myself so dont respond
oh yeah? probably should update him
then i had 2 mandarin oranges
It's nice to only buy a game once & get the PC version & saves just carries over
and sum old fashioned beef n vegetable soup
i looked at banana yesserday
Soon, i will make a strawberry jam pbj yum
was it yumyum looking
My PFP is a symbol made by an algorithm using fractals
No Man's Sky is one of those games. If you own it on Xbox you get the PC version at no extra cost
Stealing this
i bet it was good. i bet they are all good. i imagine all the men and women eatening them banans
OFFTOPIC IN OFFTOPIC IM TELLING!
mm yum
lmao
It's a show
Called Bananya
Catanna
Bananya
You're very passionate
Especially about the banan
I find banana peels to be bitter
They're poisonous aren't they?
The peel is where a lot of the goodness is same with oranges
most of the banana eating gifs were really sexual in nature, which I half expected
and they’re slippery
stop talking about banana! i dint wanna make chat stray from ur original comversation!
@clever vessel I learned that from Mario kart
i just need to boost xp 🙂
Too late
Bananas aren't sexual. You're just too exposed to this world.
It's Banan time
omg
omggggggjfjfjududgseuduxjdndjfifjfnfjfidsgsgwdjjdd
people seem to think they look too similar to a certain male specific organ
good stuff good chat 💯
The only difference between a banana and a pineapple is B
Banans do not look like prostate glands.
no, the other one
Banans do not look like adams apples
the one with testicals attached
Banans kind of do look like legs.
thats it im leaving! i hope u all feel the sting of my absence 🙂
what just happened in this chat
I dunno, people are too scared to say a word
This looks like a familiar comedian
Mods only ban if you're being disgusting or explicit
i dont like saying the word penis cuz it has the word pee in it 😦
@lucid granite
Hipeepee
Cheech got so much more work than Chong
Chong was ....let's just say more true to character.
I hope Jeff Bridges never gets tangled up in some scandal
The man just feels right.
The dude abides
Yeah he's always good
I like Richard Gere also & Pierce Bronson really down to earth types
this world needs more mexican restaurants
Now if we can only get a Kurt Russell and Jeff Bridges movie
We already took many stap
Or more authentic
There's seven in my small valley area lol then alot of Greek , Japanese & Chinese
This is middle of know where sly over state also
Escape from Residential Care
Snake Plisskin has to overcome obstacles, his own room
A weak bladder
Ah, I am in the suburbs lol
Same but small state mostly forests thick ones
I'd love to see a movie that revisits the classic "The Fisher King", maybe addressing the subject matter the original movie did juxtaposed with the necessity of both addressing and humanizing the struggles man goes through, while also trying to be kind and considerate with one another.
It looks nearly night time when you're in them
Lol
boobies 
AH

because no one ever shows them to you?
This is good
Never seen one in real life. Not singular or plural, not even as a pair
Are boobies a species of bird?
boob
Why does this taste like
I think I read things incorrectly 
you forgot blue footed
Dyslexia?
wtf is berryade? Is that like lemonade combined with Barry played by a purple flavored Bill Hader?
Oh yeah and them
Those blue ice ones that you buy in big packs & & they are just ice ,flavor & color
Sugar water blue
Ew
Basically yes lol
Those are just shitty otterpops
Use to get them alot as a kid
god, I remember those
I like sugar water red
Yes but but they sweat & nice sometimes
And sugar water brown, the cola ones
Lmao sugar eater red
Red, blue, and pink 
Blue & purple here
That's what they are though
Pink otterpops are amazing
That's the ingredients
Sugar water <INSERT COLOUR>
Not flavour
The flavour is in your brain
Otterpops are flavored 
The colour tells you what to taste
Brown tells you that you imagine cola flavour
Pink is a scary one
Could be many fruits
This does not work. Those shit versions have a yellow one. I thought banana! Nope. Fucking pineapple.
I miss the Flintstone push up pops
The red was best
The only works with milk....
Cmon girl
Everybody knows yellow sugar water is pineapple
You know bananas in the US used to taste different because we are a different kind that was closer to the now crap fake banana flavor
There's are hundreds of different bananas
Yellow milk is banana
I don't like fake banana flavour
I actually kind of like that fake banana flavor
But I do make banana ice cream
I don't like it as a banana flavor, but I do like it as it's own thing
And those oat bakes with banana and chocolate
I love banana cream flavors 
Those ones are good
The plain banana though
Wassatabout
I hate it when something is "banana flavor" and its like eating a pure green banana. Who the heck wants to eat unripe banana 
Who tf makes that
Sounds racist
Random companies here in America, I've encountered unripe banana flavor, a lot.
My God
Help these people
There is such a thing as too many flavours and going too far
Allow me to create rotten fruit smell
I hate when people put coka cola on a perfectly nice spiral or honeyed ham
Or worse. They combine bubblegum and coconut and use it as a substitute for banana. Supposedly tastes like banana. No it doesn't 
Lmao yes
I've had numerous coffee shops do this to me 
I hate most fake fruity flavors
@eternal thorn Missed you.
Some are ok
He's probably driving atm
They give you serious help?
And misspell your name?
What kind of PhD have they got
Oh great. He's going to check his NMS Discord msgs from the ping and be all like...OH NOSE, I RAN OVER A SMALL OOMPA LOOMPA!!
Lol I wish
No, they try to tell me bubblegum and coconut is an acceptable substitute
🥔

I don't know why I pictured him driving a golf cart through wonka world
He's going to Walmart
Oh God no
my condolences
Walmart is a American safari
Ceryn has been lost to the walmartians
@clever vessel @night bobcat so they entice you with shepherds pie
And then they get you with Jesus.
This I can get on board with
Did you get a new tv already?
i actively avoid going to walmart in person
@primal kelp hello stranger
new phone who dis
FYI I will be offering pies for this function
Lies, you didn't get a new phone
Just get your own Ceryn n send him 
I'm just part of the Master Reset
i just use delivery
Can we all get one? Did you have to go to a Walmart to purchase one?
I could not
I'm so obsessed with things being exactly how I expect it 
i get the good stuff at the asian supermarket tho
......babe......babe.....
There's only a total of 147 sprinkles on these cupcakes and YOU KNOW I require 148
My brain drives me insane 
Your joke isn't too far off tbh
the walmart close to me isnt great, last time i went there was barely any meat stocked in the butcher area
wish the aldi was closer
i would shop there instead
I can smell high maintenance from 10,000 miles away.
Because I am also like this.
I just never say anything to my partners
Maybe he's like a planarian

we just need to wait for robot shoppers you can control in vr to shop for you
Are those the ones that travel in poo?
Just get a servant
And make them wear a bodycam
are you volunteering
You'd love that wouldn't you
I could help shop for you like I do for old people @primal kelp
Enjoy your powder soup sachets
im pretty easy to shop for, my week to week is usually the same
the only thing that changes is the snacks
no clue
I know they can inhabit aquatic ecosystems and variety of other terrestrial ecosystems
I dunno if I'm high maintenance. I'm just weird about stuff 
I'm not gonna be your wife
I just call it that because I think I can be difficult
Guys guys popcorn chicken with a side or pizza?
All three
But I wan popcorn chicken.

I mean he could but then you don't get to taste the fear
Lol
ive actually cut out buying red meat
i still eat it when i go out or get takeout
but ive been cooking fish exclusively
I've been craving cheese chips 
There's these gluten free veggies ones I found, I want to nom them 
i used to get a giant thing of pork and then portion and season and freeze them
Is the cheese veggie too?
These taste like french fries
i dont eat a lot of chips
I don't eat much meat anymore, past couple of years. I thought you were vegan
never was vegan
Also
I love curly fries & onion rings
Gluten free bread is wrong
Tasty Bois
It's just plant based protein
Like the devil made it
I think I'm just having random food obsessions because of my previous parosmia situation 
Still haven't gotten garlic back 
i dont eat a lot of chips bc its a lot of mouth crunch
I'm gonna use this when I see the lady
i like pastry snacks
I'm a lazy Canadian that doesn't like to deep fry so I buy Veggie straws, pour chicken gravy on them with cheddar cheese and nuke it....Cheaper healthier faster poutine
takis with gravy
That stuff is boring 
It's not bad but so many gravy options for crunchy fries
im craving clam chowder rn
Chicken gravy 
Sounds nice
@dry bison you don't see how lucky you are to get the right curd cheese
Even in a deppaneur
I've never had poutine, but it looks...unhealthy
would try gluten free version
I love it
Comfort food
Potato, gravy, cheese and some meat
Smoked meat was good
Cream cheese on bagels or fruit preserves
I ate a lot in the last 2 days
Go eat
I will once Ceryn brings me food 
Better be 148 sprinkles...
i didnt eat until it was around 3pm
Yum, except Ceryn dislikes roast 
body usually tells me to eat earlier
You can out other stuff I there like chicken
Chili is good too only homemade for me
Tbh I hate sprinkles. Sugar sprinkles are acceptable tho 
Wait wait, which ones which. Do you mean the sugary crystals?
The viscosity of gravy is never so specific that one might say you couldn't swim in it
I would hate to imagine swimming in gravy...
Too thick or too thin both are bad
Thick is exhausting. Thin is exhausting.
do i buy all the age of empire games
no
Would you care for a thin mint?

Yeah
I don't really like sweets, but if I have something I prefer it to have sugar sprinkles rather than the chalky shit ones
2 & 4 are available on PC & Xbox with crossplay
i like sweet and savory
Sweat &c salty granola bars
yeah but microsoft store is horrible
i will never buy games off them on pc
I mean... Could you manually add them to steam afterwards
nah i avoid ms store stuff like a plague
I'm just used to it I guess lol
they also have abyssmal download speeds
also like native steam bc any game that supports mods usually works
dont have to ask will this work on ms version
A lot of mods do but I think you can manually add it to steam like games you buy elsewhere then maybe yes you could use steam mods?
Been a while since I used steam or had a PC
ms games have a different format
they are formatted like xbox games
u have normal files for steam games ms loads games like they are discs
I was trying to look up rat gifs and there's a weird amount of hamsters 
Either way crossplay also works w steam if I'm not mistaken.
@primal kelp they load like discs wha
hamsters are rats


they are both squeeze size
Why is the Netflix Avatar adaptation so edgy, lol. I'm on the first episode and the amount of shock factor crap they've put into it to make it darker is meh
They wanted to appeal to the game of throne audience

Not even joking, they said it themselves
gotta make shows that appeal to a wider audience and not just people that used to watch the avatar cartoon
But those are two different things
they are making a live action naruto
At this point, Netflix can’t make shit properly if they had Taco Bell
That’s good threat
Actually, their One Piece adaptation is pretty solid. So is the Yu Yu Hakusho one
Well, that’s a gold drop in the ocean of shit
Who in here said that like Age of mythology?
Because I has news for them
@steady vale Are you the one?
Am I wat one
Someone said they played age of mythology on a ds
I originally read played age of mythology on daddy 
Well it's being remastered
But nuh, wasn't me
Darn
Gamepass tho, so who knows, might try it
Love them bought them all because why not lol
I have a giant list of need to play games. Been finding it difficult to get to any of them 
Just not the right mental space
Who is your fav pal
currrently tbagging to grow trees in minecraft
Yes very tempting, not to mention the fact that we can thank Jesus for giving us taste buds to taste the delicious pie of shepherds!
flambelle
fomx
That fox is the smuggest looking little shit I have ever seen
he’s just baby
Ceryn hatched one of those on our first attempt
Think my first egg was a Lunaris
We've had to restart cause of xbox issues 
Give me better pies, smh
Think my favorite pal is Lovander 
There are quite a few other favorites. I just can't remember all their names.
My favorite anything always fluctuates on my mood too 
It didn't win the v-day contest. Which upset me 
xbox is doing a sweepstakes
Some reason they're allowing AI art in the contests.
Which is extremely icky 
Those controllers are...something 
Not the pals I would've chosen
shouldve done lovander
Yea
And one of the cute flower ones for green
Oh I really like the scorpion one too
I have not memorized names yet 
Mattress

Katress
thats the goth girl cat
the fucking what
I'm thinking there's a Palworld dev that needs some serious mental health treatment
what
Lyleen, Petilia, Vaelet, Lunaris, Elphidran, Chillet, Mau, Swee, Quivern, Dadream, Maraith, Menasting, Katress, Lovander, Cremis, Grintale 
All acceptable
i dont like mau
they only drop gold
The other version can at least keep your fridge cold
Ceryn bought all of the gluten free chicken strips. 
Heh. I hit level 50 in Palworld with Naughty. We're both cruising around on Jetragons.
Can't wait for more content.
This is a stick up @steady vale https://youtube.com/shorts/AGOub7oH36I?si=B3wvCGCCeBS77JGk
I remember showing this to my grandparents. They like guns 
Shepherds or Cottage?
I hope they do! I don't even want thanks for making food, just satisfied faces are enough.
Cute 
the poor precious bunny 😭
@dry bison on the subject of purple
so how come, in the superman movies, comics, and other things, we never see clark kent and superman in the same room with each other??
seems pretty suspicious if u ask me
Dave Kent
They are trying to hide their relationship
They are super in love
😳

i too am in love with clark kent



I just noticed the picture of the cat on the bag of litter
Does that look like a "just taken a shit" satisfied face
Astronomy Pic of the Day: To the Moon
Explanation: Intuitive Machines' robotic lander Odysseus has accomplished the first U.S. landing on the Moon since the Apollo 17 mission in 1972. Launched on a SpaceX rocket on February 15, the phone booth sized lander reached lunar orbit on the 21st and touched down on the lunar surface at 6:23 pm ET on February 22nd. Its landing region is about 300 kilometers north of the Moon's south pole, near a crater designated Malapert A. The lander is presently collecting solar power and transmitting data back to the Intuitive Machines' mission control center in Houston. The mission marks the first commercial uncrewed landing on the Moon. Prior to landing, Odysseus’ camera captured this extreme wide angle image (landing legs visible at right) as it flew over Schomberger crater some 200 kilometers from its landing site. Odysseus was still about 10 kilometers above the lunar surface.
Baboon.
boneless meat
Only just saw this.
If people are stealing alcohol and not food they deserve the inevitable
Cookie masterson is my idol
@hallow isle didn't know you had a game out
help
when i was little i used to play a dbz 3D fighter game for xbox
i cant remember the name
Budokai?
I’m pretty sure it’s stated it takes at least a month to reach the moon we ain’t that advanced
10 times tho
I think twitter is about to die
All the meme accounts seem to be being bought and replaced with bots
'Places where cats shouldn't be' is just posting random crap now
learning to be happy while alone is an important skill that you must learn alone
Make your own fun.
How do you propose I accomplish something like that?
I dunno. People have their own ideas of fun.
Like, what I consider fun is learning something. So, when I get bored, I think of a niche question. Then I read scholarly articles to try and answer the question
For instance. I did get my answer about Earth's possibly second axis of rotation.
I know you're more about multiple campaigns and not just dropping payload
@hallow isle do you know how I know?
You're gonna die of a cardiac event in your 30's?
He was Edmond Dantés... and he was my father. And my mother... my brother... my friend. He was you... and me. He was all of us.
Why aren't you more happy that people choose quicker ways to die?
paperwork 😩
having to narc on someone for not keeping the car clean
havan't filled out the mileage log so I can't sent them a quiet message calling them a dickhead
more than nate
I want a tower
One of those metal ones
But like one where I can get to the top safely
And just chill up there
Alright Sauron
All men want to live in a giant tower and ponder their orb
How do you know?
good morning folks
That's exactly what I want

how is everyone
Nice one
You're not well and you need rest, look at your atrocious spelling
What do you mean?
Magnetic north changed a few degrees every year.
And there have been periods in history where the magnetic poles flip
did this affect compasses?
Well, compasses haven't been invented when it happened
It will when it does happen... Maybe a millennium from now
Had to go and deal with some shit, just got home
When was this discovered?
Decades ago
so uh
bad update on my mom
she's extremely delirious, frequently will just fall over if she is sitting up, and keeps rambling about her dead dad
It’s been decent so far man. Anyone’s game
gonna try to take her back to the hospital soon
had a catheter in? sounds like UTI
will have probably had a catheter in if they've had some kind of surgery
urine dip is the first thing we check when there's someone oldish with delerium
I was annoyed >_> don't mind giving the car a wash gut they left the equipment unsanitised and spilled a bag of sweets in the drivers seat
@opaque tartan @wheat burrow big scandal on the reddit, someone claims the hairy bikers don't ride the bikes
https://new.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/comments/1ayw0x6/ok_weve_had_the_bad_one_who_has_filmed_at_your/
That does it. My toastie pan is going in the bin.
You WOT
hey don't shoot the messenger
Cat does sleep in hammock (real)
Guns are illegal in the UK
Allow me to pick my knuckles up from the floor
You love giving me work to do...
Now I need to verify that all these cats are Daves too
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I thought I caught a DVT not too long ago
Turned out to be a big muscle tear related to squatting
Probably rather that than the DVT maybe
yes
That thumbnail looks more like scleroderma though I must say
Oddly he didn't even feel it when it happened
Then again, not sure if SSC hits the feet that hard versus hands
Was he on something or just pure adrenaline maybe?
Nope, he's not a hardcore lifter either
Middle aged executive just doing fitness workouts
Then when I try to get back to it after I think it’s ok, I know all about the fact it’s really not ok 😂
I’m getting a good bit paresthesia in the right leg at present. Not that it’s muscle related, clearly my nerves and likely still sciatica fallout
Can’t decide if the anterior of the leg feels hot or cold though. All I know it’s that it’s getting a bit irritating lmao
Lol, but it sounds like you're on the mend in any event
Let’s see, I don’t like to count chickens and all that. Probably fall out of bed and fracture my skull lmao
Some hard won wisdom there lol
Yeah, the jinx is legit
For a scientist I shouldn’t have such a superstition but… I’m a scientist and the evidence points to the contrary hahah
Right, and ultimately the real world observations outweigh everything
🧠
Yeah very true, hard to ignore those ones.
Eric Idle is still writing you know. He’s not as rich as we all think (I read an article in the guardian couple weeks back). He says he’s happy enough though
I liked the bit where someone said it was sad that he and John Cleese hadn't spoke in 7 years and Idle said "Why sad? It makes me very happy." 😄
lol
Here's a good image of a proper Cook hip lift, just bear in mind the model has very good range of motion and strength.
You don't even need to get the hips off of the floor to get benefits however.
Key points, there is a ball in the crease of the left hip. (You can use a balled up sock etc)
You want to use your hip to hold it there if possible.
The idea is to isolate the pelvis, so pulling your leg up with your hands will generally defeat that.
If you must use your hands/arms for stability, keep that in mind.
For the supporting leg, keep the toes off of the floor and push with the heel.
This isolates the calf muscles and keeps them out of the movement.
The lift should be generated by the glute muscles, so reach down and feel the back of the thigh.
The hamstrings should be relaxed.
For the image, this is to relieve stress to the right side sciatic nerve, but you can do the exercise bilaterally.
Basically this is a coordination exercise
You are isolating loads to the glutes while leaving the hamstrings relaxed
Sure my pleasure
Shall try tomorrow outside of painkiller application (red wine)
Dont be surprised if you can't lift the hips off of the floor at first
That would be pretty normal tbh
Main thing is the muscle coordination/isolation
me trying to copy the picture for literally no reason
I’ll see what I can manage. I won’t push it though
Books everywhere, nice
the exercise looks like it would be terrible on the knee
Only a little bit everywhere
There's very little load tbh
and the knee should be at ~90deg
Normal adults would have much less range of motion as beginners
The model has perfect form
Damn models, setting unattainable standards for the rest of us.
Some good pointers here
Have saved also
And I have a prefect ball for that
Got ones to help blood flow in the feet while I’m sat at my desk a lot
These chaps
When I do this in clinic, I usually have people just barely engage the muscles at first.
Then I have them reach down and jiggle their own hamstrings of the supporting leg.
As long as those are relaxed and the lift is coming from the glutes you're good.
I’ll let you know how I get on. I’m hoping it’s all just the sciatica, seems likely as I was running for a couple weeks when it got triggered.
It hasn’t subsided with rest so either I need to encourage it or I need to see the doctor if it doesn’t diminish after a while longer
This stuff should help with running too
Sensory and motor discrimination are related, thus coordination suffers when we are in pain
The corollary is that coordination can be used to help mitigate pain/sensitivity.
Oh that and I get sciatica.. probably worth mentioning lol
Where is the key part
Sciatica can be tough, hopefully it resolves quickly
It’s a family issue. Grandfather, mother, me… all down one direct line
Oof
Both are not good

There's a lot of anatomic variation around the sciatic nerve, some examples here with the piriformis muscle
You can see why some variations might be more prone to irritation
ihave a shortened ligament on my right shin, and arthristis in my right knee
I have saved this also. Thanks, Bob. Much love
I discovered that if I actually use a cane when my balance is being annoying to maintain, it hurts my hip less when I walk
I think I maybe already mentioned this somewhere? But apparently, if you use a tool for one of its main purposes, it actually helps
This short essay changed my whole practice, you might find it interesting
All of his material is very thought provoking imo
http://www.simplecontact.net/articles/the-end-of-evaluation/
Yeah, something using the tool that it was designed to fix
It's a travesty that they didn't have him back for Picard
I use walking poles instead
Whatever works to help you 
My main issue is being too stubborn for years to admit I should use any aids
Sound like me lol
Hip suffered for it
Because apparently if you're using just your leg to maintain balance, it's hard on it
Lol
I'm only 27
It bothers me so much to be complaining about this stuff lmao
The moment I turned 29 my body took a nose dive into pain
Also been dealing with the balance and general MS fuckery since I was 9 so I feel older 
Thanking you, good sir. I have saved this also to have a read of.
Suddenly I couldn't hike ten miles and not feel pain the next day lol
It's been bumming me out so hard recently
Just doesn't feel fair, y'know?
Oh, I know
Not that anything really is lol
How old are you now and do you still experience pain when attempting a hike?
hike? I can't even walk around my house without pain
31 now and it hurts after like five miles lol
It's not fair, it sucks
You'd probably love to go out for a walk and appreciate it
And there are people too lazy to even cook themselves a meal in their own house
Five miles? I can't lie in bed without hurting.
It sucks for you and it sucks for people knowing that you don't deserve it
Oof
I don't take walking for granted and I try to do 10 miles a day
If I couldn't do that I'd be depressed
Fuck that
I’m closer to 40 than 39 and a few years back shit just went south. Pain for no reason and the doctors did so many tests and all they found was:
Hyperparathyroidism, the endocrinologist later determined is was more likely vitamin D deficiency than primary (tumour);
I have antibodies for systemic sclerosis and polymyositis. Rheumatology have said it appears that I have neither of those but seems like I have an undifferentiated rheumatological illness. Vitamin D is back to normal and some pain dissipated but not all. So now it’s the “wait and see what happens with the rheumatological lottery” lol
Guess where a large portion of my depression comes from
I have something similar though
Arthritis too
I used to walk to clear my mind, and discover things
but now that I can't eat corn, dairy, or walk more tha 50ft....
But fuck it
Yeah I'm staying away from dairy as much as I can
Cutting out bread and beer was the best thing I did though
I’ve had osteo arthritis in some places from a young age due to sports also. Bloody annoying
Swear it was slowly killing me
I remember
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