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#off-topic-bond-james-bond
acoustic seal
lucid granite
so its perfect!
lone gorge
New role: Milk
royal shore
I really need to get Apple Care.
acoustic seal
That actually existed briefly lol @lone gorge
lone gorge
Put powdered milk in my milk so I can drink milk squared
acoustic seal
(Milk)²
lone gorge
Idk how to find that little 2 on mobile
acoustic seal
Hold down on 2
lone gorge
Nothin lol
acoustic seal
Ios?
lone gorge
iPhone
lucid granite
M²i²l²k²
lucid granite
(mi+lk)² = mi² + 2milk + lk²
royal shore
What the hell?
acoustic seal
@lucid granite ew
royal shore
That ain’t cool, these aren’t even that old.
lone gorge
I can do this one ° for degrees😂
lucid granite
<@373662986482745344> ew
i just took calc 1, and that's like the last math class i'll probably ever take. I gotta flex these skills before i forget them
lone gorge
Go play with the Pythagorean’s theorem or something then
Or quadratic formula
Go factor some polynomials
lone gorge
<@373662986482745344> pls gimme the 3rd derivative of the following f(x) functio...
Chicken
lucid granite
(m+i+l+k)² = (m² + mi + ml + mk) + (mi + i² + il + ik) + (ml + il + l² + lk) + (mk + ik + lk + k²) = m² + i² + l² + k² + 2mi + 2ml + 2mk + 2il + 2ik + 2lk
acoustic seal
lucid granite
<@373662986482745344> pls gimme the 3rd derivative of the following f(x) functio...
which. one.
which f(x) function
3rd derivative of f(x) is just f'''(x)
lucid granite
wise stream
lucid granite
f(x) = x^12
f'(x) = 12x^11
f''(x) = 132x^10
f'''(x) = 1320x^9
lucid granite
does that satisfy?
acoustic seal
Ngl I basically remember nothing of calc lol
lucid granite
fair
acoustic seal
Maybe limits and a few deriviative laws
lucid granite
∫sinxdx = -cosx + C 😩
acoustic seal
Mmmmmm
lucid granite
BUT ∫cosxdx = sinx + C
lucid granite
wait no i lied
acoustic seal
lucid granite
there i stopped lying
acoustic seal
- C
lone gorge
What’s it called again when a numbers power is to a power?
acoustic seal
lone gorge
Like 2 squared, squared
acoustic seal
Yeah, calc is gone from my brain. Back to forgetting what 6 + 7 is
acoustic seal
You have to take Linear algebra?
lone gorge
Isn’t that 122
lucid granite
132
lone gorge
Looks like I need one too
lucid granite
LOL
lone gorge
I sucked at math, hardcore lol
lucid granite
im coding in HTML, php, and javascript rn 😩
lone gorge
Lattescript
acoustic seal
I want every gun to fire on this man @timid stag
lucid granite
Why javascript and not tahitiscript
idk what that is and also its for a class
spiral zephyr
@still tartan
Don Martin used to really do the styloids and maelioli lol
Dont have perms over there 😅
still tartan
<@763284488129871905>
Don Martin used to really do the styloids and maelioli lo...
Ohhh I see what you mean haha
spiral zephyr
Ohhh I see what you mean haha
Looks like his characters have bursitis lol
opaque tartan
<@763284488129871905>
Don Martin used to really do the styloids and maelioli lo...
Level up meng
slender quartz
Ah, Don Martin, the artist that was supposedly commited to a loony bin at one point.
I love Sergio Aragones, though.
vague hawk
Oop.
vague hawk
im coding in HTML, php, and javascript rn 😩
😩👌
vague hawk
I code in both.
clever silo
fix that
spiral zephyr
@swift thistle
swift thistle
Hello
spiral zephyr
You see the new trailer?
swift thistle
LNF?
swift thistle
Yeah I got to watch the whole goty stream, lnf and the new goose game peoples games both look really good
spiral zephyr
Yeah I was pretty impressed
swift thistle
Especially the wilderbeest style mounts, beautiful, my favourite fantasy horse replacement trope
spiral zephyr
Nice
swift thistle
What aspect are you most excited for
spiral zephyr
Im gonna pre-order it
I really like the idea of a whole planet and varying biomes
All the characters looked amazing too
The building stuff looked cool too
Looks gorgeous, just exploring will be a treat methinks
swift thistle
I don’t think I caught the building parts
spiral zephyr
it was brief but it looked nice
they were physically collecting building materials
But the walls looked like they just morphed into place
slender quartz
Looked like they crumbled in reverse. Pretty cool.
spiral zephyr
yeah exactly
and the whole trailer was supposed to be in game footage as well 
and dragons
swift thistle
It was funny watching everyone get a little upset when nms didn’t win any of the like 3 awards they were nominated for and then how excited everyone was when Sean got called to the stage
clever silo
boioioioioing
tardy juniper
!lnflink
pliant fjordBOT
clever silo
if only i played it.
tardy juniper
why HGs games gotta be so negative.... sayin NO to the player before they even get it
pseudo walrus
its an environmental thing
no lighting fires preserve nature
instantly get killed by the alien statues the moment they smell it
slender quartz
Some trees need fires to release their seeds.
pseudo walrus
🚬
how can I get discord support to notice me
I already sent an appeal twice to unban my account
then DMed their support account on twitter
its been a week now and no aknowledgement mail either that they're processing my appeal
slender quartz
Gunter's pulling for you.
slender quartz
No clue on the Discord end, though.
clever silo
does anybody have an oddly a specific chemical composition of hydrogen and xenon
i need it to build a car
silk falcon
What
pseudo walrus
xenon is an inert gas
wheat burrow
At high pressure it can form compounds it seems. They aren’t the strongest of materials though.
lone gorge
So it’s snowing rn and I swear these have got to be the biggest flakes I’ve ever seen in my life. It looks like it’s raining gigantic soft styrofoam chips
Like 2-3 inches in diameter
opaque tartan
At high pressure it can form compounds it seems. They aren’t the strongest of ma...
At high pressure I form com-pounds, to the liver
wheat burrow
You love a good compounding
sleek coral
I already sent an appeal twice to unban my account
What happened?
Why are you like this?
What? Why?
sleek coral
He's probably been *dying* to spill the beans lol
Hahahaha! He sure looks very excited
pseudo walrus
Where your roles at Sohail!
@gaunt reef account is gone
discord suspended it saying I am under 13
wheat burrow
I wonder what dodgy evidence they are gathering on under 13s for them to have “known” this
Tut tut discord
elder shale
the fu
wheat burrow
Fu Manchu?
lone gorge
Fu-bar
wheat burrow
Lol
sleek coral
discord suspended it saying I am under 13
What the phak?
So I should ban your alt account here. lol
@night bobcat @limber fractal look
Sohail got scammed by discord.
So not hail.
Btw @pseudo walrus it will take a few days but discord will provide a solution. Usually they ask for legal documents. When it happened to me I shared my PAN card, they unbanned my account after reviewing.
near jacinth
discord suspended it saying I am under 13
i think you can try to return your account back only when you have evidence that you are actually 13
pseudo walrus
Btw <@508323170835496971> it will take a few days but discord will provide a sol...
I already did the age verification thing with my photo and used my drivers license as I dont have a physical aadhar card
also nice congrats on modship
pseudo walrus
i think you can try to return your account back only when you have evidence that...
too old to be a discord kitten...
lone gorge
Roles don’t matter it’s about how everyone remembers you 😁
primal kelp
think i messed up my wrist while gaming so guess i should take a break from it
elder shale
think i messed up my wrist while gaming so guess i should take a break from it
think i messed up my wrist while gaming so guess i should take a break from it
ftfy
wheat burrow
“Gaming” is that what people are calling it these days…
primal kelp
was playing league and afterwards it started hurting
wheat burrow
Probably best rest it a bit
primal kelp
guess i wasnt using proper hand placement on my keyboard
good thing is wasnt my dominant hand i still have to go to work
hallow isle
discord suspended it saying I am under 13
Happy birthday Sohail!
wheat burrow
hallow isle
Hey @primal kelp if you were a number less than 13 and you had to phrase it in the form of "I am <number>" what would you write?
night bobcat
Lol
wheat burrow
Hahahaha
wheat burrow
Unbannable… challenge accepted
primal kelp
someone didnt like me being a mod
hallow isle
Sounds like a confession, reported
hallow isle
Depends if they kept your id scan
hallow isle
Have you got the support ticket number?
hallow isle
https://tenor.com/view/fishing-sassy-gay-choreography-lgbt-gif-22409823
Shhhhhh
primal kelp
yes the id was 123456789
wheat burrow
Wow, what are the chances of that! That’s really cool
primal kelp
unlike you adam i wont dox myself
hallow isle
And you didn't even have to stand at the Maccy's machine buying individual chicken nuggs like @opaque tartan
Isn't that worse?!
primal kelp
scared of words now?
jaunty copper
anybody have a midjourney prompt request?
edgy egret
pseudo walrus
Happy birthday Sohail!
same to you!
eventually someone will end up wishing me on the correct birth date
pseudo walrus
only way discord bans you is if someone reported you as under 13
seems like there's someone with a bot automatically flagging anyone making any comment on this
I'd like to test it here but would prefer not having this account being lost too
edgy egret
Just don't answer any question with a number; if the number is low, like asking how many eggs are in a carton, the person who asked can edit their question to ask how old you are
Then they screenshot it and your response and send it to discord staff
hallow isle
Oh that's evil
I like it
Hey @pseudo walrus how many waifu pillows do you own expressed as a sum?
edgy egret
Summer vs winter
pseudo walrus
Hey <@508323170835496971> how many waifu pillows do you own expressed as a sum?
36-24
prime estuary
so 28
near jacinth
Summer vs winter
winter is left and summer is right?
teal raptor
I wonder how much people realized this is a reference to the movie Twister
edgy egret
winter is left and summer is right?
Opposite; he has no mane in the summer
near jacinth
how tf you have green leaves during winter
hallow isle
Just had an eye test
elder shale
It doesn't snow or anything so
near jacinth
damn
hallow isle
I am blind as fuck
elder shale
How many uh
near jacinth
F
elder shale
idk what you call them let me ask google
brisk jasper
how tf you have green leaves during winter
Go literally anywhere under the equator
elder shale
How many dioptres
I have 5.5+ on both eyes
tho I forgot to schedule this year so can be different
hallow isle
I have 5.5+ on both eyes
Not quite that but getting there, over 3 on my bad eye now
elder shale
Yea I'm waiting for it to stabilise so I can get surgery
Would help if I didn't forget to schedule appointments
clever silo
Summer vs winter
omg isa child
edgy egret
how tf you have green leaves during winter
Probably because winter keeps occurring later and later. It was 70F here the other day ago
edgy egret
I'm also on the coast
clever silo
if i was in vermont i would probably still be flooded
sadly i moved like 3 years ago to washington
edgy egret
Winter always feels late now, yet people still try to convince me climate change isn't real lol
Last weekend was sunny
clever silo
if i was in vermont i would probably still be flooded
Barre and Montpelier [are/were] flooded
i do not know if it has ended yet
clever silo
It snowed for about 35 seconds
damn 💀
brisk jasper
It’s rained more than it’s snowed
Some days it’s warm enough outside to go out in a T-shirt
clever silo
damn 💀
vermont snows like it's the north pole, seattle apparently just sees snow and says "Ay buddy, fak off"
brisk jasper
Colorado gets snow in June sometimes
near jacinth
what
brisk jasper
Yeah
clever silo
it snows like once every year for like a minute straight, that is it
brisk jasper
A couple of years ago, Colorado got snow in June
I went from freezing my balls off in a winter wonderland, to freezing my balls off in the South. It’s not an improvement
slender quartz
That's happened here in South Dakota, too.
clever silo
did you know?
brisk jasper
Did I know what?
clever silo
█████ ████ ████ ██ ████████████.
hallow isle
Think UPS might have lost my laptop
Lots of people involved in my package collection
It's also been about 15 mins
They found it, no free MacBook m3 for Adamb
edgy egret
lone gorge
Big nose ^_^
edgy egret
Circle
lone gorge
Big furry beanbag
hallow isle
noooo they upgraded my mac
teal raptor
wheat burrow
noooo they upgraded my mac
Upgraded to what?
hallow isle
Upgraded to what?
Sonoma
wheat burrow
Sonoma
Ahh, your Mac was away for service? I thought you meant upgraded hardware or something not the software. I don’t think I’m up to date on the macOS on mine actually… 🤔 I should check that.
wheat burrow
Just need to let clothes dry now
Pop them in the oven for 20 minutes on 200°C if fan assisted or 220°C if no fan.
hallow isle
Ahh, your Mac was away for service? I thought you meant upgraded hardware or som...
New screen yeah, hadn't upgraded the os cause I have an app that doesn't work on sonoma
wheat burrow
New screen yeah, hadn't upgraded the os cause I have an app that doesn't work on...
Ahh that’s annoying indeed. You can go back the way but it’s a pain in the ass and you’d need a complete backup from before you sent it in.
elder shale
I'm tired
lone gorge
Holy shit it worked! Thanks!
brisk jasper
No problem
I’ve got more excellent tips
Such as with asthma: simply breathe better
lone gorge
Skill issue
royal shore
Looks like everyone is having to come into the office for a few days for “coaching”.
Interesting.
lone gorge
I would ask them if there would be cheerleaders.
teal raptor
elder shale
Good evening Tired, I’m Cailean
Tired took a quick nap
teal raptor
hiii Code
elder shale
Hullo
edgy egret
elder shale
outer quiver
@still tartan
elder shale
<@763284488129871905>
bnuy
vital shard
Yay pet chat. The best
tardy juniper
how do you have no roles at all?
slender quartz
Blown off during The War.
fast fable
acoustic seal
Now I'm a hollowed husk of the shitposter I once was
tardy juniper
I would have expected you to get more XP by now to get familiar role
acoustic seal
Tbh same
I can't remember if I was legend or nmg way back. Those were the days
slender quartz
"Back in my day..."
acoustic seal
I could throw a football over that mountain
opaque tartan
primal kelp
embracer group speedrunning ruining studios
opaque tartan
opaque tartan
embracer group speedrunning ruining studios
Innit, must have been bleeding money or some shit
primal kelp
its bc their saudi deal fell thru
outer quiver
Hey do y'all know what an island bluff is?
primal kelp
they banked on a word of mouth promise then when it fell apart they fired the devs instead
opaque tartan
Yeah too many studios
Not surprised though
Maybe it's a good thing
Can always open another studio and get funding
primal kelp
even tho randy sucks ass i like gearbox
maiden seal
even tho randy sucks ass i like gearbox
why did he have to make one of my favorite franchises
edgy egret
open path
Apparently I’m taller than 100% of American women…
brisk jasper
Apparently I’m taller than 100% of American women…
I’m pretty sure there are at least some American women at least as tall as that
tardy juniper
what they meant was percentile not percent
brisk jasper
I find that hard to believe, because it doesn’t mention percentiles
primal kelp
theres def women taller than 6' tho
tardy juniper
I'm just sayin the top 1% or 100th percentile would make sense
opaque tartan
Probably gonna quit completely for a little bit soon
primal kelp
drink water
tardy juniper
but it's AI, so its a bug
brisk jasper
Probably gonna quit completely for a little bit soon
Good, you don’t want to be one of the idiots who get pulled over and act like complete morons and turn a misdemeanor into a felony
primal kelp
what
opaque tartan
I don't drink and drive
opaque tartan
I don't really do anything except for drink when I'm drinking though
Only car I'd get into is an Uber
Or a clown car
brisk jasper
Apparently some games are fun to play drunk or high
primal kelp
Or a clown car
you drive that everyday
brisk jasper
A few EVE online players I know drink while they play
brisk jasper
opaque tartan
Target acquired
primal kelp
:3
brisk jasper
He’s gonna run you over with his clown car
primal kelp
should i strain my hand and try to play a game
brisk jasper
brisk jasper
Such as make spaghetti
primal kelp
its already hurt rn
elder shale
Shira is really happy sharing that he strained his wrist "playing games"
wheat burrow
Barely drink man
Ahh I didnae ken ye were still aff it like, eh
opaque tartan
Ahh I didnae ken ye were still aff it like, eh
Still have my odd dram
wheat burrow
Fair play to you
opaque tartan
Drank some rum recently
primal kelp
Ahh I didnae ken ye were still aff it like, eh
english pls
opaque tartan
And it's Christmas so Bailey's
wheat burrow
english pls
Says the one using “pls” lmao
opaque tartan
Scottish pls
primal kelp
im speaking proper text english
opaque tartan
OCH
elder shale
Ahh I didnae ken ye were still aff it like, eh
wheat burrow
AYE
opaque tartan
AAYE
brisk jasper
Yeah, that sudden outburst of Scottish is technically more coherent than “pls”
hallow isle
And it's Christmas so Bailey's
opaque tartan
Hahahahaha
wheat burrow
THE NOOOOOOOO
opaque tartan
https://tenor.com/view/the-goon-old-gregg-mighty-boosh-baileys-shoe-gif-12201144
I'm old Greeeeg
opaque tartan
THA NOOOO
elder shale
Debating going to bed now or trying to hold on a few more hours
primal kelp
its too british in this chat rn
elder shale
I slept like an hour last night
brisk jasper
its too british in this chat rn
You’d better not go to Scotland after making that comment
wheat burrow
You’d better not go to Scotland after making that comment
It’s ok, I’m sending the boys roon his, ken.
Lol
brisk jasper
You’re gonna end up face first in a pile of cow shite with a bottle up yer arse
opaque tartan
Awww big man, can ya lend us fifteh pee for tha buss. Ma maws at hawspitow and ah spent aw ma moneh on hairowin @wheat burrow
primal kelp
im only ever visiting the uk for a friend and see some of the popular places so ill be fine
elder shale
I read that like Brad Pitt in Snatch
primal kelp
no
elder shale
Shira's like that
opaque tartan
Good
brisk jasper
Awww big man, can ya lend us fifteh pee for tha buss. Ma maws at hawspitow and a...
Why hairowin and not Scotch?
wheat burrow
Awww big man, can ya lend us fifteh pee for tha buss. Ma maws at hawspitow and a...
They’d probably say smack or scag
primal kelp
ur prone to stabbings what if i get stabbed
opaque tartan
No
wheat burrow
Or “the broon”
opaque tartan
I get stabbed so others don't get it
opaque tartan
Or “the broon”
sum brooon big man
brisk jasper
ur prone to stabbings what if i get stabbed
Then suck it up buttercup
Everyone gets stabbed
wheat burrow
Aye ye ken fit like, ye know yersel’
brisk jasper
They really don't
tardy juniper
the only person who ever stabbed me is me
brisk jasper
Oh dear
opaque tartan
Aye ye ken fit like, ye know yersel’
Is that after too many deep fried Mars bars?
wheat burrow
That’s Stonehaven for ya
primal kelp
but yeah if im ever visiting im prob going to stay local to where my friend lives and thats pretty much it
wheat burrow
Where is your friend based, Shira?
opaque tartan
Hahahahaha
wheat burrow
Asking for a friend
hallow isle
Where is your friend based, Shira?
different school, you won't know them
opaque tartan
HAH
wheat burrow
Ahh ok
primal kelp
dont think she would like that lol
brisk jasper
My only personal experience with a Scottish person is playing Demo in TF2, despite having Scottish roots myself. I won’t say I’m Scottish, because I haven’t stepped foot outside of the US, but I am related to Scottish people
wheat burrow
You’re having a personal experience with a Scotsman right now lol
opaque tartan
Unless you live in a tiny village nobody is gonna know if you mention a place in England
Also
Nobody really wants to come here
Nobody is gonna look for you
wheat burrow
Someone might find me
I’ll find you, get my satellites tasked on you
brisk jasper
I’d make a joke about London being full of stabby bastards, but I feel it might hit too close to home
opaque tartan
I’ll find you, get my satellites tasked on you
I'm writing a message on my arse cheeks for you
wheat burrow
You cheeky bastard
opaque tartan
I’d make a joke about London being full of stabby bastards, but I feel it might ...
Nobody really cares
wheat burrow
Come on
opaque tartan
Been stabbed a bunch
wheat burrow
brisk jasper
I mean, I live in the South
opaque tartan
There ya go
brisk jasper
I’m throwing stones in a glass house here lol
opaque tartan
Good food though
brisk jasper
Yeah
opaque tartan
I’m throwing stones in a glass house here lol
As always, I would expect no less
brisk jasper
Are you white?
opaque tartan
Its the fake ones I don't
brisk jasper
Ah
tardy juniper
let's not get into racism please
brisk jasper
Nice rednecks exist, but the stereotype is they’re awful
primal kelp
Hella brown
calling yourself brown is racist m'kay
wheat burrow
FFS Nate, what have I told you in the past
opaque tartan
50% cocoa
hallow isle
IC4
brisk jasper
I’m white enough to flashbang a room if you shine a light on me
I don’t get out much
opaque tartan
FFS Nate, what have I told you in the past
Only be racist if you can get away with it?
spiral zephyr
wheat burrow
Only be racist if you can get away with it?
No the other thing
primal kelp
bite the butt
brisk jasper
bite the butt
Do not say that
opaque tartan
Only be racist if you can get away with it?
I'm not @hallow isle
opaque tartan
No the other thing
Have I forgotten something else in my old age
primal kelp
Have I forgotten something else in my old age
ur dentures
brisk jasper
I remember one time when I was younger, I got punched in the face during little league soccer. I think that event has permanently soured sports as a whole for me
wheat burrow
I’m white enough to flashbang a room if you shine a light on me
I’m Scottish so I basically reflect everything I’m that pale. Hold me up to a weak light and you can see the watermark
brisk jasper
xD
opaque tartan
He's almost translucent
I walked into him once
Rubbed a bit of haggis juice off on me
wheat burrow
It’s true
tardy juniper
I remember one time when I was younger, I got punched in the face during little ...
Lucky you. When I played soccer, I was a goalie/keeper. The bully kid managed to kick the ball right into my sensitive bits, where the ball bounced back to the bully....
opaque tartan
I played rugby
And over the water football
The one with hands
Where you pick up the football
teal raptor
opaque tartan
Good fun
Felt like I was breaking the rules though
All that padding
Didn't get that in rugby
tardy juniper
The only "sports" I was ever good at were Frolf and Dodgeball
wheat burrow
I played golf and basketball mainly
wheat burrow
Born with a club in my hand wasn’t I
opaque tartan
Aye
wheat burrow
Club in one hand, dram in the other, thistle up ma arse
wheat burrow
You never said were he was from precisely I don’t think
opaque tartan
Born in what was Kurdistan because his dad was over there
wheat burrow
But yeah I know he was from around
opaque tartan
Dad is Scottish, mum is Thai. Hence The Thailander
There can only be one but he has a brother
Fail
wheat burrow
I was about to say… can there be only one? Lol
I have a mate who’s dad is Scottish and his mum is Thai
opaque tartan
Is it the same mate?
wheat burrow
Can’t believe we never called him Thailander
opaque tartan
Fuck
wheat burrow
Nah is name is Andy
opaque tartan
Can’t believe we never called him Thailander
Major flop there lad
opaque tartan
Might be related to James
wheat burrow
Fair
Not sure Andy had any Scottish cousins actually. He had an older brother that was from his mum’s previous marriage. David. Dude was pretty good at taekwondo, got to fifth in the world at one point and helped coach the British Olympic team
hallow isle
Feel like a right knob now
There's probably a couple of sailors still working down at the docks if you're quick
wheat burrow
On it
brisk jasper
Not sure Andy had any Scottish cousins actually. He had an older brother that wa...
Oh, that’s kinda cool
thorny plank
hello, a little offtopic buf is there anyone a little skilled in photoshop? i have one mms screenshot that i really like, but there names from the multiplayer in the screenshot and i would like to remove them please 😅
hallow isle
post it, I'll ask my friend content aware phil
wheat burrow
Oh, that’s kinda cool
Yeah he was a decent bit older than us and at some points growing up was interesting cause he’d spring out of nowhere and start practising lol
thorny plank
post it, I'll ask my friend content aware phil
should i post it here or in the screenshot channel?
wheat burrow
A couple of the local bullies learned the hard way when they were being racist to Andy though. David ended up in juvenile court because he kicked a door off the hinges and broke a wrist…
hallow isle
here's fine, won;t embed but you can link to it
thorny plank
hallow isle
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/951208441890873384/1183863812932251738/18...
hows that?
thorny plank
hows that?
awesome. thank you so much :) :D
hallow isle
No problem 🙂
prime estuary
the b in Adam means based
wheat burrow
Probably should learn a bit of it
hallow isle
the b in Adam means based
Finally someone guessed it right
opaque tartan
A couple of the local bullies learned the hard way when they were being racist t...
Good
opaque tartan
the b in Adam means based
I thought bollocks
brisk jasper
I personally thought it meant bored
opaque tartan
I never really got into photoshop much
I cba, just use my phone
opaque tartan
@primal kelp you saw this obviously https://twitter.com/FntasticHQ/status/1734265789237338453?t=WGHK7jBs1zEaMkxdcCuFbg&s=19
Did you see the fan remake?
hallow isle
shit it's the staff, they're gonna see me being nice to someone
opaque tartan
shit it's the staff, they're gonna see me being nice to someone
I take screenshots of when you're helpful
@hallow isle you gonna play No Man's Planet at launch?
hallow isle
most lijkely
hallow isle
prooobably PC
opaque tartan
Gash, fine
hallow isle
needs a mouse and keyboard imo
spiral zephyr
Finally someone guessed it right
I can probably think of a better one
hallow isle
@elder shale I've seen like, 5 youtube videos now where people have just carpeted an entire wall up to their ceiling for cats to run up it
spiral zephyr
I like when they put walkways up near the ceiling etc
spiral zephyr
hallow isle
I'm not carpeting my house
and deny freya this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1-0Dg10p08
dusty magnet
Holy shit Sean's Twitter is a goldmine rn lmao
hallow isle
did you see the poop
wheat burrow
Now everyone knows my first name (again)
Can always remove it now if needed 🙂
sterile tartan
Eh
spiral zephyr
Lol nice pun
sterile tartan
Ikr
opaque tartan
@wheat burrow @hallow isle are either of you up tomatoes with Slow Horses?
I fell asleep during first episode of new season of Vigil 😦
I'll get on that tonight
lone gorge
Ugliest sound in the world to me is someone chewing in the mic, or, those ASMR chewing vids. With all the lip smackin and ugh, I’m getting mad just thinking about it
acoustic seal
Taking notes
lone gorge
A spoon stirring mac n cheese. Iykyk
wheat burrow
We have similar dislikes of sounds
People masticating loudly is fucking horrendous
And the squelch of the pasta being stirred through a thick viscose sauce is pretty up there too yep
lone gorge
Oh my, so descript 😂😭
wheat burrow
Yeah it’s brutal. I can now hear it in my head and want to break stuff lol
This is me with some of those sounds
I can’t describe why it drives me mad but it does 🤷🏻♂️
lone gorge
It literally is like at the flip of a switch too. I could be laughing n joking around but someone starts chompin on some chips I swear on everything holy I’m gonna scream “ARE YOU FUCKIN SERIOUS QUIT IT!?” Like 0-100 instantly pissed off 😂
lone gorge
I have a form of claustrophobia also. But it’s not a phobia. I don’t get scared, I get extremely angry and snap, in small places, or being crowded and bumped into a lot
wheat burrow
It’s part of me I don’t like and if I could stop it I really would but then a noise starts and I’m like
lone gorge
Yea you wouldn’t have to threaten me to do unspeakable things. Just chew on something and I’m at your mercy to quit it
wheat burrow
Rofl
elder shale
and deny freya this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1-0Dg10p08
>:(
vague hawk
Reptile Of The Day: Crocodile Monitor
lone gorge
There’s glass half full people
There’s glass half empty people
Then, there’s me
“What’s in the glass?”
💀
vague hawk
Could always be "full" with air molecules as well, unless the glass is in a vaccum.
lone gorge
Is a straw only one hole, or two….? 
vague hawk
A three dimensional tube more like.
lone gorge
But is the interior considered one or 2 holes?
lone gorge
One I would say
Would you agree that a straw has a top and bottom hole tho?
wheat burrow
I would agree that there are two ends to the hole. I wouldn’t ascribe them top and bottom. But there are two openings to the one hole.
still tartan
One hole
lone gorge
There’s 2 openings to every hole technically.
vague hawk
But is the interior considered one or 2 holes?
A hollow cylinder with an entry and exit point. So two openings.
But.
lone gorge
An opening is a hole correct? :p
vague hawk
It is continued throughout the shape itself, and thus only one hole.
still tartan
An opening is a hole correct? :p
no 
lone gorge
Two openings means 2 holes :p
vague hawk
Mathematically, it only has one hole.
If you look at how shapes in two and three dimensional spaces are categorised.
lone gorge
But perspective, I can come out of the same hole I came in. On BOTH sides.
So itd be two holes
still tartan
Two openings 
lone gorge
And isn’t an opening a hole?
A door is a hole in my wall when it’s considered an opening
:3
wheat burrow
But you don’t need two doors to close the hole. Only one
But technically it has two sides
still tartan
it’s not 1:1 a hole needs depth, openings don’t
still tartan
The opening itself is 2D though the hole is the bit that has depth
lol this is goofy 😂
wheat burrow
still tartan
A door is simply a rectangle straw for people
Now there’s a take I can get behind. Send that to the president or something
wheat burrow
As a person with a degree in maths and I did to topology in both my honours years, this is my interpretation.
lone gorge
Next your gonna tell me earth is round… pffftt.
It’s clearly a hotdog shape
wheat burrow
still tartan
Next your gonna tell me earth is round… pffftt.
It’s clearly a hotdog shap...
Omg you are full of it it’s obviously an dodecahedron
wheat burrow
Not sure it has definitions though lol
still tartan
an
lone gorge
Omg you are full of it it’s obviously an dodecahedron
Space is just one gigantic container and the stars are just the holes poked in it so we can breathe 👀👀👀
wheat burrow
I’ll accept that
still tartan
space has lil pockets for its keys and wallet
lone gorge
If earth is round, how come all the water isn’t pushed to the bottom at the South Pole hmmmmm? Logic
sarcasm
lone gorge
wheat burrow
Lol
night bobcat
You are an isometry
lone gorge
I prefer the nickname isosceles
wheat burrow
You are an isometry
Pretty weird angle to view things from
lone gorge
Right?
night bobcat
wheat burrow
Lol
tardy juniper
I liked topology too, but never really got to study it
lone gorge
tardy juniper
also, math is hard
acoustic seal
Math makes me [redacted]
still tartan
I liked topology too, but never really got to study it
Same deal with a lot of stuff for me. Math is the only thing I don’t enjoy academically, even though I find concepts really interesting
silent wagon
Math can eat my ass with a side of Thanksgiving pudding, numbers are the devil 
lone gorge
When I heard the “imaginary” numbers were “real” I lost all hope in logic
tardy juniper
Like I always like quantum physics, and it made sense in a way "normal" physics never did
like torque, torque makes no sense
still tartan
Math can eat my ass with a side of Thanksgiving pudding, numbers are the devil <...
I want to pin this
silent wagon
acoustic seal
@tardy juniper cap
tardy juniper
I want to pin this
it's not really safe for children though
acoustic seal
Quantum physics is made up fantasy bogus that happens to be real
Newtonian at least makes sense at a surface level
wheat burrow
Math can eat my ass with a side of Thanksgiving pudding, numbers are the devil <...
Is thanksgiving pudding a good accompaniment to your ass? I always imagined it might go well with a pear chutney and some smoked cheese.
tardy juniper
at least, my family would be quite surprised if I said "eat my ass" in a family gathering
lone gorge
I will never understand how Qbits work. More than the level of its a particle capable of superpositions.
still tartan
Regular physics is a huge pain. I’ve never had a good math professor. I know it’s not all on the professor but it was a really unpleasant experience and it didn’t need to be
acoustic seal
I mean orbital mechanics at a simple level are pretty easy
wheat burrow
I’ll go back to my geek corner
lone gorge
Like how the hell does someone “make” a Q bit?
tardy juniper
diff eq bothered me, because they kept converting things into e^πi and stuff, which just did not make sense
still tartan
I’ll go back to my geek corner
no come back so I can take your lunch money
acoustic seal
Basically being stuck in a gravity well and cancelling out your inward trajectory by travelling sideways at the same rate
silent wagon
Numbers are the devil and I've held that belief since I was a wee lad playing Pokémon on my Game Boy. Fuck your stat moves and shit, the only stat I cared about was beeg damage
lone gorge
no come back so I can take your lunch money
Yea take his lunch money so I can take the taken lunch money 😁😝
wheat burrow
no come back so I can take your lunch money
still tartan
If we want to talk about ecology I’m down. No square roots and accelerations and derivatives pls
still tartan
Numbers are the devil and I've held that belief since I was a wee lad playing Po...
If you used anything but damage moves we couldn’t be friends
silent wagon
wheat burrow
My degrees are pure mathematics and astronomy undergrad and space mission analysis and design post grad
Numbers are my friends
acoustic seal
Damn
still tartan
I love that for you but keep it the hell away from me 
silent wagon
My degrees are pure mathematics and astronomy undergrad and space mission analys...
That's some Fed speak if I've ever heard it 
acoustic seal
Explain to me lagrangian points or whatever the fuck they're called @wheat burrow
tardy juniper
I got a BS in Comp Sci, with a minor in Speech/Communication
lone gorge
I was the smartest in my stupid classes cuz I would’ve been the stupidest in the smart classes if it were the other way around 😅💀😂
still tartan
I’m working on my degree. Little toddler scientist
wheat burrow
Explain to me lagrangian points or whatever the fuck they're called <@6046124313...
There are five of them situated around orbiting bodies, they are very good points to place advanced scientific satellites
tardy juniper
ok so if you have a thing with 4 ropes on it and you pull all 4 ropes at different forces, the lagrangian point would be where you settle in equilibrium
silent wagon
If you used anything but damage moves we couldn’t be friends
I only know one spell and it's Yeetus Deletus, I am the true unga bunga brain
acoustic seal
Basically like hovering behind the earth around the sun right
wheat burrow
Gonna take a lot more time than I have using discord to type equations lol
wheat burrow
Basically like hovering behind the earth around the sun right
Yes indeed
opaque tartan
@hallow isle found a great place for you to move to
tardy juniper
except instead of ropes, it's the gravity wells of stellar objects
lone gorge
I bet gravity wells have the best water
wheat burrow
It’s definitely not as heavy as most
lone gorge
I bet gravity wells have the best water
Guess who didn’t go to college 😭😅😂
wheat burrow
That's some Fed speak if I've ever heard it <:OMEGALUL:806864738835365919>
I’m only here to keep tabs on you
silent wagon
Explain to me lagrangian points or whatever the fuck they're called <@6046124313...
Idk why you're talking about La Grange but here ya go
https://youtu.be/vqz0wRaie2g?si=f2A5mk2E9ip8agPI
wheat burrow
Classic track
silent wagon
I’m only here to keep tabs on you
lone gorge
How do explosions work in space? Is it just a big pressure wave? Or impossible? Cuz if it’s a vacuum can there even be combustion?
Like example being a grenade in space
I’d imagine it’s like underwater
silent wagon
How do explosions work in space? Is it just a big pressure wave? Or impossible? ...
Ur asking the wrong questions, the right question is "Do farts smell in space and if so why?"
wheat burrow
Most modern grenades don’t really need atmospheric oxygen to work
lone gorge
Kabooms still kaboom
Kaboom needs and is combustions. Which is oxygen. In a vacuum there isn’t any of that
lone gorge
Most modern grenades don’t really need atmospheric oxygen to work
I see
acoustic seal
Depends on the chemical explosion though doesnt it
wheat burrow
Depends on the filling yes
lone gorge
Hey Elon, I need a rocket, and 60 LBS of C4 please, for science.
silent wagon
I don't need the rocket
wheat burrow
Lmfao
wheat burrow
Please
silent wagon
Send him to the Mooninites
wheat burrow
Also with his rockets if you got the rocket you wouldn’t need the rest of the pyrotechnics
lone gorge
What do you mean? he made a super cool truck 😅😂
wheat burrow
Just try to launch and it will do it for you
tardy juniper
Chicken nuggets are finger sandwiches
silent wagon
The Mooninites when they see Elon
https://tenor.com/view/mooninites-athf-middlefinger-gif-9087197
wheat burrow
Interesting take on both fingers and carrots
Must be why my parrot always bites my fingers lol
lone gorge
Sometimes I like to dig a hole in my yard and plant myself. Pretending I’m a carrot
lone gorge
my fucking lungs hurt
Have you tried not sneezing?
wheat burrow
I just sneezed
Ooft, dude you need to get that whisky in you soon.
wheat burrow
Whisky, hot tea, fresh lemon, honey
elder shale
Nom
elder shale
Bet
hallow isle
sniff some coke
elder shale
I just need to buy whisky
wheat burrow
Lmao
wheat burrow
I just need to buy whisky
Yes, yes you do sir
lone gorge
hallow isle
you'll still be sneezing but your lungs won't hurt
wheat burrow
wheat burrow
I can see it lol
Clever kitty. Fucking mozzies
She knows what’s good and what’s not
opaque tartan
sniff some coke
You gettin a packet in?
wheat burrow
You gettin a packet in?
I’ll go twos
opaque tartan
@wheat burrow I've been making toddy for people at work
lone gorge
How I look 5 mins into the day after waking up.
wheat burrow
<@604612431393849365> I've been making toddy for people at work
Good man
wheat burrow
Not a problem, I might replace that for a 72% Slovakian tea liqueur if that’s ok…
wheat burrow
I can take it or leave it
Did it eat too much when I was younger and now I’m happy enough with one now and then
acoustic seal
I've got it built up in my mind that if I drink I'll spiral into an alcoholic blackhole and slowly consume myself to death
Tbh
Have a family history and don't want to tempt fate lol
opaque tartan
I haven't drank hard booze in over 3 years
I quit for a few years, was a good idea. I don't drink beer or lager at all anymore
Don't get sweaty feet anymore
opaque tartan
Have a family history and don't want to tempt fate lol
Yo same
opaque tartan
Welcome back man
acoustic seal
Place smells kinda funny but glad to be here
lone gorge
I drank too much illegally as a rebel that I don’t even enjoy it now legally 😂
opaque tartan
Got locked out of this dbags account <@771480487939932181>
He wasn't the cool one anyway
7 is the best
spiral zephyr
My partner got sick a few years back and couldn't drink, so I abstained out of solidarity.
We just never picked it back up again, been 8 years or so
opaque tartan
My partner got sick a few years back and couldn't drink, so I abstained out of s...
Hi I'm Bob Lighthouse,
And I'm a very supportive person
spiral zephyr
Now I can afford to eat more ice cream instead, calorie wise
So Im good with that trade lol
brisk jasper
Mmmm ice cream
spiral zephyr
Hi I'm Bob Lighthouse,
And I'm a very supportive person
I make it sound like it was more my idea than it really was tbh 😅
wheat burrow
Have a family history and don't want to tempt fate lol
Quite wise. You aren’t missing anything really by not drinking the heavy stuff.
You’re parent doing ok still, @spiral zephyr?
spiral zephyr
You’re parent doing ok still, <@375009123189915658>?
yes indeed, thankfully
They had some guests over last week so things seem pretty back to normal now
wheat burrow
That’s good news
fleet magnet
rabbits
opaque tartan
Dinner
shut dock
@carmine talon What, praytell, is a dolpin's alignment in D&D? lol
tardy juniper
chaotic neutral
spiral zephyr
I'd tend to agree
tardy juniper
there's a new drug out called Otezla, it's hilarious hearing them say Tesla may have side effects...
dry bison
May lead to automated car crashes.
carmine talon
<@531374579608977421> What, praytell, is a dolpin's alignment in D&D? lol
Normal dolphins are unaligned, though there are Fey dolphins that are chaotic good
empty kestrel
I have opinions on D&D
clever silo
e
flat echo
hello all
vital shard
Hi. What a daaaaay. The way today almost pushed me to quit (which is every day but you know lol)
Gonna watch some old school Animal Planet shows to cool down
brisk jasper
Normal dolphins are unaligned, though there are Fey dolphins that are chaotic go...
Realistically speaking, a dolphin would be chaotic evil
carmine talon
True, but apparently Wotc thinks Dolphins aren't sapient enough to make decisions based on moral choices
most other animals fall under the "unaligned" category as well
snow ridge
isn't wotc moving away from alignment?
carmine talon
I honestly don't know, I haven't been keeping track of what they are doing with "One D&D"
everyone calls it 5.5e
brisk jasper
Whenever I play D&D, I always just play chaotic neutral. I’m not weird or anything, I just like kinda doing my own thing
carmine talon
because "One D&D" sounds dumb, fun fact: 5e's real name is apparently "D&D Next" I can see why the player base uses the number system still
snow ridge
I like lawful neutral
carmine talon
I almost always go Chaotic Good
snow ridge
Like wizards who live by a code and aren't good or evil
Sometimes it's fun to be lawful good. Little goody two shoes
carmine talon
the only times I haven't are the two Dragonborn Sorcerers I've played
snow ridge
It probably wouldn't work if you're in a party of murderhobos though.
But I don't want to play in a party like that anyways.
carmine talon
different subclasses of sorcerer
carmine talon
I've been fortunate enough to never play with murderhobos
brisk jasper
I’m not much of a murder hobo, I just like having a good time
snow ridge
I haven't really played D&D in a very long time. I've made characters on D&D Beyond though (someone I spoke to once created a campaign just to let me make characters using their books).
snow ridge
One of my favorite characters I created was a half-elf artificer.
brisk jasper
I also enjoy playing a Kenku warrior
knotty ruin
I should start Christmas shopping or I’m gonna be paying $70 for shipping in 3-4 days lol
brisk jasper
Funny little bird person with dual axes is fun
snow ridge
@knotty ruin dude holiday shipping is a mess
snow ridge
not just cost, you got to figure with all the volume it might just get delayed
knotty ruin
True unless you pay for priority
knotty ruin
Usually get immediate family something then we all give eachother something from us all to extended and they do same lol
Great I’m gremis shake colored
carmine talon
I also enjoy playing a Kenku warrior
My favorite character that I've played is a Leonin Cleric of the Tempest Domain
He would've been Forge Domain if I'd known about the other non PHB subclasses, I blame D&D Beyond for that
I'm happy with how he turned out though
clever silo
mincraft