#off-topic-bond-james-bond
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The context is he’s trying to get out of a party
Because it’s a party with like 90 something year olds
The more needless and chaotic, the better.
Walked out my front door right into a bunch of coyotes.

They're a LOT worse this year.
Did you pull a DOOM and beat the ever loving shit out of them?
Did you beat up the top coyote for pack dominance?
Had my dog on the leash, so no. But I did run at them.
Use the dog as a flail
I keep a steel bar next to my front door for close encounters.
Le Bonk Stick
80-pound dog. LOL
It would work, would it not?
You beat the dog with the dog
Yes
I'm strong, but I'm not "whip 80 pounds around my head" strong.
Well, time to bulk up then
Ronin be my gym bro
I’m gettin GAINS
we can throw your coyotes at my neighbors, teamwork
I wouldn't care, except for possible rabies, and the whole cat-eating thing.
Coyote throw needs to be an Olympic sport
We don’t really get coyotes much, but the ones that are here are ENORMOUS
Healthy looking?
Yeah, giant mfs
Sure those aren't wolves?
Chiana's large German Shepherd sized. These were about two-thirds that.
We get hawks and eagles, some signs of a bear earlier this year, but mostly just a ton of rodents, birds, and unsupervised children shudder
Feed the children to the wildlife
Survival of the fittest
That sounds about right, I would have mistaken them for scruffy german shepherds but different coat and faces
their rude AF parents first 
Of course
And thin. Gangly MFers.
Lanky legs 
These bastards were about five feet from my front steps.
Crap. Now I'm too keyed up to write.
Waiting at the bus stop moment.
1 hour of traffic and only made it a few miles
I've been trying to finish this rewrite all day, and although nothing major has gone wrong, a million small things keep interrupting.
Got a job before I signed off :weary;
Now sat waiting for the terminal to finish updating
Next person to use the car won't appreciate it unless it's me
new paint job
Just lick the windows clean.
Yummy
Good protein
Yes
Remember there’s no way a spider is beneath your car door handle
So don’t check or be paranoid
It’s all fine
No scraper 😦
I am currently in the process of existing in public and I've forgotten how to be a normal human being.
use water
throw a pot of water at the car
Where am I going to get pot
I remote start my car
pee on the car
I just peed
An alley
Rule one of ambulance is never pass up an opportunity to pee
Because
Even if there is a toilet available
You may not want to use it
I have seen things

keep an empty bottle around
A ten gallon
Wide-mouthed, just in case.
I want to go throw the stack of wooden pallets out between the houses, to discourage the coyotes from running through, but then I'd just have to restack them again.
We have paper piss bottles
Yes, but how often do you piss paper?
😂
new scraper get
bet i find the other one now
better take dual wield next time i level
also this photo was taken at 1am, no flash, no street lighting
iphone camera is gud
git gud
My camera hasn't worked for about five years.

I'm making
Burgers
i can zoom 100x on phone
Superhit @limber fractal
📻 🎵 🎧
Thanks for the name change with emojis idea this is awesome,
I'm sharing the idea at another server
I really like the straightforward "get it" lol
I do like clear instructions 
Anyone else relate?
Yea, burn more calories than you eat, can eat like a child
I was like that until I hit 40.
Ibs or not, im eating it hot lol
Until I was about 35, yes
Mac and cheese with tuna is my midnight snack
Sounds good.
How was the snack?
It was so good. Always a fast go to combo
Good to hear.
Also, talking in here counts towards your level too.
Oh sweet, I can be off topic all day long 😂
I’m also crushing court cases on YouTube. People are so interesting
I'm trying to decide what I want to do instead of sleeping tonight.
Haha not tired or avoiding the start of a new day?
Tired, but not sleepy. Long-term insomniac.
I can definitely relate. When I’m unmedicated, my bipolar disorder keeps me up for a couple days at a time. I like to read or game during these times. Any of that an option for you? Or something to make
It's closing in on midnight here. I don't really want to start anything long-term this late.
And I just finished up a writing project, so I'm still in that headspace.
Oh okay, I can definitely understand that. It’s just past midnight here. What did you write about?
I finished rewriting an RPG module for my TTRPG.
Wow that’s impressive
Look at Ronin being productive n stuff 
It would be more impressive if I get it published finally. LOL
Yeah, I'll be lazy tomorrow. Might not even crawl out to feed myself.
After tomorrow, I’m locking myself inside and drawing all day. or i sleep for 18 hours either one
Feed good
No feed bad
So valid
Split the difference.
Gotta hammer out those dragons sometime. LOL
...Crap. I need to figure out something myself.
Astronomy Pic of the Day: Milky Way Rising
Explanation: The core of the Milky Way is rising beyond the Chilean mountain-top La Silla Observatory in this deep night skyscape. Seen toward the constellation Sagittarius, our home galaxy's center is flanked on the left, by the European Southern Observatory's New Technology Telescope which pioneered the use of active optics to accurately control the shape of large telescope mirrors. To the right stands the ESO 3.6-meter Telescope, home of the exoplanet hunting HARPS and NIRPS spectrographs. Between them, the galaxy's central bulge is filled with obscuring clouds of interstellar dust, bright stars, clusters, and nebulae. Prominent reddish hydrogen emission from the star-forming Lagoon Nebula, M8, is near center. The Trifid Nebula, M20, combines blue light of a dusty reflection nebula with reddish emission just left of the cosmic Lagoon. Both are popular stops on telescopic tours of the galactic center. The composited image is a stack of separate exposures for ground and sky made in April 2023, all captured consecutively with the same framing and camera equipment.
wooow😮
tosses Gunter a pickled herring and bottle of vodka
gunter space facts always at 9:30 pst
e
I had to put Trixie back out. I hate to do it, but she's a climber.
I wish I could be 4th dimensional
You are.
AdamB is not real
is it possibly for a 1D plane to exist
1d does not exist
2D is the limit
an infinitely thin line.
1D = 1 Dimension = height width depth, height width depth, height width depth
true
in the 4th dimension
None of the others can exist without duration, though. Funny how that works.
your school computer?
wall of text incoming

it broke like last month when i shut it down so it could cool off and not overheat, when i turned it on a bit later it apparently ran into a problem and needed to restart, then when the computer restarted itself it tried using auto repair, but that failed, and my mom still has not looked at the computer to try and find out the problem and/or fix it.
Wall-E
give me some random image to make my pfp [this is a request to literally every person that reads this.]
WIP drawing
Omg big large spooky man!!1!1!1!1!1!111!!1!!11
Real 💯
is this death?
and by death i mean impending doom
not the grim reaper
it is also big large spooky man
But by the end of the day it’s just another goody drawing I have made 
Very spooky 👻
Gotta figure out how to draw realisticish waters and some fog too.
This is gonna take forever 😥
But by the end of the day, I still have no damn idea how to draw properly. :)
This will sound cliche. But it takes practice
Also there are some pretty good tutorials online
it also sounds like every single person's answer to "I'm not good at this"
Also remember art is not about how realistic or detailed something is. It’s just simply a way to express your emotions to create something YOU like. Everyone can draw.
Everyone just has different ways of drawing
Drawing does take practice. You'll only get as good as your talent is, but if you don't practice you'll never know where that is.
ever heard of aphantasia
Not exactly.
it's quote unquote "the inability to form mental images of objects that are not present.", but I've heard people say it also makes you want to make things look perfect, such as drawings.
I'm not a great artist, but over the years I found out my limits, and where I do best. I'll never draw a comic book, but I can do deckplans and layouts like gangbusters.
unsuprisingly the edit is a thing i also have.
Hm I never heard about that, interesting though. Maybe possibly you could create objects you find throughout the real world.
when i close my eyes the only thing i see is black, and then a really long yellow tube that looks weird. oh and also a bunch of random flashing colors
Also you’re only going to get “perfect” with months of practice, maybe even years.
[the flashing colors are vague, it's mostly just black.]
me too
you know what i wanna draw
?
a straight line.
Impossible
then i will feel accomplished.
Then draw it.
another day another school threat
Oh dear.
that's the thing, my hands are shaky [they get even more shaky when im trying to hold the pencil still]
Is there anyone that could possibly help you?
I want to draw a straight line without losing a ruler, because then I know it's legitimate.
idk
try not using your wrist i guess
oh yeah one sec lemme just delete my wrist rq
Also what I do is NEVER draw one single line. I always use multiple shorter lines when creating something. But if you’re trying to draw just one line then I’m not exactly sure what to do.
I'm trying to draw a single line that is as straight as the sides of the great pyramid.
turns arm into Minecraft arm
now or back then?
I was just playing minecraft. [education edition]
No wrists, no bend, no hands, just a block.
depends.
this is an instant happiness
I have been here for years
probably because of the 2 year period of inactivity
🈁

anyway I gotta hop off. It’s the middle of the night over here and I still need to take a shower
I should have
at the end of my name [i completed voyagers]

but how do i do it 
WOW
LEVEL UP
nvm
years ago I decided to play polestar expedition
I didn’t complete it
Now regret
Yes?
Yes.
it is off topic
because we are going off topic in #off-topic-bond-james-bond
🤯
topic
ufiduduj
Yeah, that logic doesn't fly with the mods. LOL
that reminds me about that one time on my other discord account which i am currently unable to use due to an uhh... [unfortunate] computer system incident
a mod muted me for like 2 things i wasn't doing
redhottrouble
wut
server co owner
yeah i know that
watching us like hawks
but like when did he suddenly become a topic
weren't we talkin bout other goofy aa stuff
Tokn's a bit paranoid. LOL
fr
i'm just chillin
trying to figure out what the hell caused my computer to suddenly shatter it's cpu
I should probably study and sleep now
[metaphorically]
bro take the random tactical pump-action shotgun i found in my basement 💀
i don't want that shi
taking a shotgun to school
school shooting real 
like 20 times*
against the sleep paralysis demon you named bob? nah

whats your main acc?
the guy named "Apparently an idiot" and has the fragile neural stem as the pfp
@blazing flame
^--- that guy
dont ask about the OG user tag i do not want to explain for the millionth time who owned the account before me
and no i didn't buy it
crazy facts you probably didn't know part 5 🤯 🤯 🤯 🤯 🤯 🤯 🤯 🤯 🤯 🤯
#1
you breath every single day
my epidermis is showing
Well put some clothes on, that or get tatoos
I have my sleepin clothes on
Induction going....
And one guy be like on zoom call among 150 members...
"Good damit you mofo Mike"
😂😂😂
That was something
Zoom calls are funny
Some people snoring....sneezing...and farting
This dude ...
🤣

hellooo
Hii
🙂
Morning. What’s errybody up to?
If you touch your tongue mid yawn it makes you stop yawning. However it still comes back later
Fun fact of the day
Hi

morning
Hruu
Sleepy, wbu
Dysphoric TwT


Morning 
Both of y’all’s role colors is putting me in the Christmas spirit. And it’s dec 1st 🙂
And now it’s ruined
Merry Christmas
Christmas is epic
As a kid I always loved Easter the most. It’s a holiday that came with a hunting activity. And felt like Christmas cuz u never knew what you’d get in the plastic eggs you found
Personally Christmas and Halloween are my favs
I love Christmas cos of all the snow and the cheer
The eggnog and the lights and just the overall vibe
Christmas is a good second for me, then thanksgiving and Halloween are even for me
And then Halloween because I get to dress up :3
I don’t like thanksgiving that much
It’s always about football with my family, and I hate football TwT
Understandable I’d hate that too. Lol. The older you get the more you enjoy everyone being together though instead of what everyone’s doing
Yea
I can’t wait to be done with school and get a job
My school was super mean
I chose a class I wanted 4 years in a row and never got it
Deff go after a job as soon as you can. I was a lazy kid and didn’t find a job till I was 19
Could’ve saved up so much more
I don’t know if the job I want requires experience in that field either, but if it does imma be super pissed at the schoo
I would get a job now, but I’m so behind in schoo
Hands on experience will always get you further than a piece of paper telling them you have experience. But yea, it sucks some places require it, before you have a chance to even try
Mhm
My dream job is any job that has to do with floral or plant stuff
I love plants
Your first job doesn’t have to be a career worthy job either. It can be something to just get your feet in the water n start the “work life” lol. Mine was McDonald’s. And I’m not ashamed I quit. Only job I ever did but that’s cuz EVERYONE does or should, to try to get something better that they deserve
After that, you just keep on finding better ones that fit your needs, and all the while your gaining experience and sound better for the next job, as long as quitting isn’t a habit lmao
Ye
I wish I could have a do over lmao
When I look in the mirror I see a stranger. It’s a very odd feeling
that sucks
Also when I told my parents, they said I’d grow out of it
Even tho I’ve felt this way for like
15 years maybe?
A very long time
its not a phase

I wish Donkey Kong would come into my house and smash a barrel over my head

I have discovered the best fish ever
It is named the slippery dick
🤣 🤣
There’s also the bony eared assfish
The sarcastic fringehead (Neoclinus blanchardi) is a small but very hardy saltwater fish that possesses a large mouth and aggressive territorial behavior, for which it has been given its common name.They can be up to 30 centimetres (12 in) long, elegant and slender, and are mostly scaleless with great pectoral fins and reduced pelvic fins. The s...
My fave bird is: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue-footed_booby
The blue-footed booby (Sula nebouxii) is a marine bird native to subtropical and tropical regions of the eastern Pacific Ocean. It is one of six species of the genus Sula – known as boobies. It is easily recognizable by its distinctive bright blue feet, which is a sexually selected trait and a product of their diet. Males display their feet in a...
Cmon man, we all know about the blue-footed booby
Know about him? Featherhead still owes me 20 bucks!
and who doesnt know about the slippery...xD
Can y'all rate out my pfp?
It's like Christmas PFP
Someone suggested that I do pfp with a sweater since I had a Roblox face on pfp
It looks like someone slapped a sweater on Krang.
Okie last one 😅 she’s loving it
El gato
Now wait until she tries to climb out through one of the handles, gets it stuck around her, and panics through the house because the bag is "chasing" her.
Omg she JUST did that but more confusion that panic
I missed the first half of it lol
That’s adorable
That's the entire reason I don't let my cats play with bags. The destruction gets heavy after a while. LOL
She’s the smartest cat I’ve ever had. And most balanced/agile
Cosmos is kinda smart
It’s unreal the things she climbs without bumping anything
Mine are all defectives.
But Onyx has no thoughts behind his eyes
Accidentaly updated mobile discord. Worst mistake I made this week
xD
-Shows up to work at 6 AM
-Shovels a bunch of snow around the cart garage so I can actually do my job
-Suffers for two hours trying to shove carts around on ice and the leftover snow
-Maintenance dude finally shows up with a snowblower to clear out stuff that I already cleared
I hate life 💀
-turns out we were closed 😭😅😂
That’s actually where I’d just run off into the wilderness frothing at the mouth
Mood
Felt this. My job we ain’t allowed to take off holidays there considered “blacked out” days no one can request off since were short staffed. Like that’s OUR problem…
Look at my pretty Tommy Gun in Remnant 2 😂 @still tartan
Luckily for me I caught Covid at thanksgiving and got off anyways. But no that sucked fr 😂
130$ for a doctor to swab my nose and tell me yep your sick. When I just didn’t know what with lol
I meant to post that in other chat but oh well, lol
Oh my god it’s so prettyyyy
i want it 
I’m downloading that this weekend. And genshin because I keep forgetting 
That’s freaking gorgeous
I had covid last year’s Thanksgiving lol
Rough
I had the new variant
There’s so many 
Wish I could mutate that fast
smh
Uranium helps
20 billion calories🤯
a light snack
That's a lot of poppers
Would take me at least ten minutes, possibly more

Jalapeño poppers?
Ofc
Mmm. I also like nacho chz filled potato skins 😅
it is beginning to look like christmas 🤶
Yeehaw
Last minute shoppers in every store
It’s the first day of december
Give it time
What the Fuck is THAT.
It’s like half fox half cat
pitbull named “Princess”
It’s an absolute UNIT
Madcat
That’s what happens when you aint skip leg day
Bruh that’s more than legs he SWOLE
I committed war crimes against the entire Fae realm with a sawed off shotgun to get it, I have zero regrets
Bro benches more than I can
im sure they understand 😌
Somebody put a tad more protein into the bowl
Whoa 😳
pitbull named cupcake:
chewing half my leg off
“awww he likes youuuu ^_^”
God sends the tastiest children to the hungriest pitbulls 🙏
on a bulk that's only breakfast
After the pinpoint barrier has failed to protect the SDF-1 and interfering with the functionality of the main gun, Captain Gloval had no other option to proceed to a full ship transformation in order to protect the mother ship and all its residents, despite the internal damage this has caused.
Only battle scenes and aftermath edit.
This used to be best show you could even watch
Shame almost nobody even heard of it or its comics.
I still own much of this on untouched vhs and my comics are still new (aside my used collection) amazingly the value has skyrocketed here recently.
RIP Carl-M
I will always be a fan of Macross
I sincerely hope they make a modern rendition of this!

Fun fact #2: did you know? That that tallest building in the world, is TALLER than any other building. 😂
Brain autocorrect
The brian is a very impressive organ.
Did you know that you don't know things you don't know until you know them?
I dunno. Brian’s a bit of an asshole
Lololol
I don;t know mechanical engineering, but I never did
I still can’t figure out what my Brian does
It’s the source of all of your mediocrity
The brain is a cool organ. The Brian is a mediocre organ
Ah, chat room philosophy. LOL
I have gotten my Brian surgically removed and then realized with sudden horror that mediocrity balances out my shitiness
My Brian was changed to a Brianne
my friends and I always say “goddamn brian” whenever our brains our sabotaging us 
brian doesn’t want to do things today 
It is just time traveling
Of Tarth?
Yeah apple, really didn't think that one through, did you?
Forgot my apple ID Password, to reset it they want my email then my phone number.
That number literally doesn't exist anymore.
The brain is the only organ that knows its own name.
@hallow isle you been watching Slow Horses?
the season finale of Doom Patrol is full of feels
I guess everyone has seen the news where the US Gov;t admitted to having UAP/UFOS?
Again? I told them to stop stealing my things
/j
I just watched a Napoleon movie and damn it so good
I firmly believe these are a combination optical illusions caused by camera sensors, the brain making sense of the unexplainable, and classified next-gen weapons tests.
The government saying they have UAP doesnt really mean much
They only admited they didnt know what they were, they even specifically said they dont believe they arent of this earth
IE, just human objects they found and cant identify
Lol
Its just a typical propogadna cycle
exactly
UFO just means something that was flying and they don't know exactly what it was.
Wait why are we talking about UFOs and AUPs now?
who wants napoleon meme song
Kicks.
Welcome to #off-topic-bond-james-bond
I'm hoping we get a few people who think aliens built the pyramids.
anything is possible
Technology = Educated people who made plans, skilled workers who measured and cut blocks, and large amounts of forced labour to move them into place.
that's also possible
it's also possible that magic still existed and they used that power to assist
anything is possible
The more you know, the more you know you don’t know 
maybe the Pharoahs were Fae folk, and entranced everyone to build these tombs
maybe they really did have the power of the gods that supposedly blessed them
Yay my husband brought me fries after he was done work 🤭
Fries sound good right now.
They really hit the spot I didn’t know I had haha
Also, congrats on levelling.
It was my crowning achievement for the week haha
So far, mine was not getting jumped by coyotes. LOL
This feels like a story time and I have tea 👀
I ate lucky charms out of the box this morning so that’s my big achievement
That’s so valid fr. I wanna buy the bag with just the marshmallows lmao
Not a long story. I walked out of my house last night, and there was a coyote at the bottom of my steps. I ran it off, and another came around my house behind me. Ran it off, too.
Oh man being hunted doesn’t sound fun
Today I built some obstacles to keep them from easily rinning through my close front yard.
I think that was a good choice lmao
They were hunting the farm cats, not me.
Poor kits need protected! I’m glad you got some obstacles up.
I'm hoping they work. I don't want to have to put up anything that would hurt the coyotes, either.
Sweet Pic! Where is this?
It looked like that here a week or so ago.
Washington State, southeast part
I can’t wait for snow over here 
I just want the weather to pick a lane.
I mean, I'm glad I'm not buried like last year, but I want it to either freeze down or stay warm.
Last few winters in Wisconsin have been particularly uneven. One week it will be barely above 0, the next pushing 40.
Leads to some really icy roads.
The last few in South Dakota were cold, but we had two years without much snow, then last winter it buried us. Two feet overnight on Christmas.
We didn't get that much in Connecticut from what I remember 🤔

Those drifts are almost to the roof, you must have had some seriously high winds as well.
Glad I got to pull put the Christmas pfp again
santaco
Usually do. South Dakota is mostly flat.
The what?
Kansas flat.
Iowa flat.
Pretty much. There's a couple of thousand acres of farm fields west of us, which is where the wind usually comes from.
My dog needs me. Back in a while.
Ah
How are things going for everybody?


chat, j'ai pete
@sterile tartan have this
Thank you
I wanted extra brown dumplings
Reptile Of The Day: Golden Lancehead
🤣 true
Also very cool
Did some more driving around town today. Haven’t killed anyone yet so I must be doing something right.
cybertruck looks so ugly
Good
You should be.
💯
Jokes on you I’m in a tree and vehicles can’t climb trees
Or can they?
Yeah and it ain't even ugly for a purpose
Elon claims it's bulletproof but the "images proving it being bulletproof" don't make any sense
Didnt he also say the glass was nuke proof?
No
Oh thought he said something stupid like that
But yeah I agree with shira. Shit looks ugly af.
The bullet dents have no variance in damage, there weren't any even slight burn marks in the dents, and the dents were too large for 9mm
Oh also there's no way Elon would mass produce a bulletproof car
Pretty sure that would cost too much and the ATF would prolly stop him
hello all
Hello
how is everyone today
Sleepy
Hungry
Slungry
Elon Musk is a liar, plain and simple
That was a nice, relaxing fifteen minutes of silence.
Some days, yes.
Got stuff to do. Have (quiet) fun, folks.
"a lot" of traffic today, I think you mean.
=] I know how hard it can be to learn a language
I tried to learn Chinese.
I tried to learn spanish and russian
I feel like learning Russian. I've take a year at the University when I was younger.
for what?
oh i see
I just realized your pfp
?
is of a road
Yeah, time lapse
i like your pfp btw
thansk a lot
need to have so many people livestreaming that their whiskers don't touch the side of the bowl
Oh
like, 2 on the way home

Round where you are that's no surprise

Thats freaky
New fear has been unlocked
I knew about that, I think we even did it in High School Biology
Now there is a singular stream
Nope, but I know who Ian Garry is, even learned what a WAG is.
Is anyone here familiar with the details of this situation?
Basically she's the definition of a deceitful bitch
bacteria.
Her response to people who still considered her friends leaving a collab channel was attempting to paint them as "people who like children"
And she tried keeping her boyfriend in permanent debt to her by making him work for next to no money and owe massive amounts of money
Then when her now ex-boyfriend got out of there and made what she was trying to do public her response was to try and foreclose on his house
She's out of control.
Today in like 3 hours of streaming the ex-boyfriend raised triple the amount needed to keep his house
That's only part of it
Badass.
She also was a shitty boss to and financially abused a "friend"
Then when said friend couldn't take it anymore she mocked what potentially could be his "ending note"
The friend didn't do that though thankfully
Oh and illuminaughti's yt channel is still up
Sounds like a Succubus.
That's only the stuff she's been confirmed to do
I just found a Reddit post, someone went after Legal Eagle?!
Supposedly she's also been committing white-collar crimes but that isn't 100% confirmed
Gotta stay away from people like that...
Looking real good.
I’ve been on the phone for three hours trying to get my number ported.
Safe to say I am starting to get annoyed.
Cellular/mobile?
Yea.
Why's it taking hours and not involving you getting a code?
Tuna Mac and cheese again. Must be my midnight meal pattern
I was about to ask what was being brought. I would be happy too
Tomorrow I will be attempting to be blessed by the order number gods
001, 069, 099
@vital shard yooooo those emojis
Shit. Something really tragic just happened in the historical community
Does it involve the Catholic church?
no
Lmfao I have so many emotes
Nikola Tesla's lab at Wardenclyffe caught fire last week
Tuna mac sounds good. I had garlic cheese sandwiches for a snack.
Oh. That's not good.
The damage is very extensive, and the structure is at risk
Like Notre Dame
I only have one. But it is mighty: 
I made Screenlicker for my own server years ago; it caught on with some folks, and spread.
Understandable haha emotes fight my depression so it’s worth it for me but it’s definitely not good for anything else 😂
Difference is, Notre Dame has tons of funding behind its repairs
Wardenclyffe does not
theyre having to crowdfund 3 million dollars
because they're a nonprofit organization, restoring the site through donations only
That's my depression fighter
Absolute bag of shit
But pretty cool
Lmfao valid 😂😂
They'll probably get that tbh
@limber fractal there is a deadpoop emoji
My depression fighter is all you weirdos.
...Some of you need better training.
HAH
man relatable
Ouch man
my bunny has chewed through so many cables
but they have a deadline is the issue
You didn't bunnyproof enough
I had to switch to a wireless combo, because the kittens this year suddenly decided wires were on the menu.
oh def my fault
Because their concern now is that the bricks are so saturated with water from the firefighting efforts
with colder weather coming, it could cause the water to expand, causing cracks that could eventually bring down the building
aw bun ears
I remember losing speaker cables that cost too much money, but I guess the more expensive the more tasty they are
idk my internet sucks and he doesnt seem to like the ethernet cable :p
Can they clad it over winter?
This is the rule
Just wait till they can bite wireless signals
That's how they didn't get COVID
next bunny gen rising
5G didn't touch them

Rab-bot
hes been so sweet and chill tonight
like hes just sitting next to me just chewing on nothing and vibing
I laughed out loud at that 😂🤌
Half my cats are out cold, the other half are playing tag.
I laugh at my own jokes, special place in hell reserved for me
My kitties are launching off the ceiling and curtains at 12am. Good times
I carried mine outside to appreciate the quiet
Before the humans emerge from their slumber to litter the outside once again
Well, it's below freezing out, so only the adult farm cats are outside.
It’s a comfy 46F here
Only -8 C right now. Supposed to be warmer the next few days.
Also, I just want to say. I impressed myself.
I can still measure butter by eye.
Exactly 50 grams
@hallow isle I could be a nefarious character if I so wished
Forties and fifties F for highs for the next week.
Kinda weirds me out when he stays in one place a long time. Not his style
Oh while I’m thinking of it, you all lost the game
I don't mind the cold. The up and down lately is messing me up.
Waiting to pounce
As soon as you sleep
Assume your identity
Buy a load of shit on eBay
Gotta recharge sometime.
haha he will absolutely jump off of my face if i pass out when hes still out
i mean like use it as a springboard
rly gotta trim his tiny nails
No we all won, you lost
I was surprised at how sharp they were
You know the rules, the minute I lost and shared it, you lost too 🤭
You can't lose if you don't play
I need an MVP emote
i dont play that game so i never lose or win
i play too many games to keep up with the genre of mind games XD
Only game on my mind is my own. Man, I hope tomorrow is a good day.
I cause a lot of people to lose ||The Game||
My brother and I have a mission in life to also make everyone else lose
I wonder
If I could measure out 50g of other things by eye, I could become quite prominent
It's all fun and games until someone loses their mind.
You can't lose what you don't have
Well I lose all games, including the one where you don’t drop tuna down the couch
Immediate loss
@vital shard your reaction emojis are making me pine for discord primo or whatever its called. top tier
I live for the emotes
That's what cats are for.
It’s my only personality trait
lol yall
I don't pick up food unless there are no cats in the room. I like my fingers.
My cat only wants two things to eat: cat food and plastic bags.
Mine are all defective farm cats. They'll eat almost anything organic.
My parents have two like that. They are the most muscular cats I’ve ever seen
cats are evil
Nonny is too stupid to be evil. Also too stupid to survive outside.
maaaan my bunny had the binkies and i couldnt take pics or vid cause my phone is full of like 30 gigs of photos and vids
Old farm cat had to kill 3000 mouse at least before he vanished, bro made sure hell was crowded
Nonny and Pinky. Nonny's the big one.
Nonny is basically a living stuffed animal.
I need a sweet cuddly animal.
Time to get a dog 😂
I have one of those, too. LOL
Always plastic bags
I wish I did. I had two pitties about 7 years ago as an adult.
Like it's a delicacy
Fkn weirdos
Literally always. One day she’s gonna die from it and imma be like “I tried to tell you”
Goodest boi
Goodest gal
Bestest
That would be awesome
There's a guy that has a rescue farm and he has one
They need space
I figured they might be protected or something
Then again they have no natural predators and probably breed like mice
ive been getting 3-4 hours of sleep every night but man is it worth it! Love you guys thanks for watchin 👨🏻🌾🤝❤️ also jake paul IS SCARED. Stay tuned…
Warm Regards,
Uncle farmer dad Ben
Capybara muckbanG: uwu
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmTTgL4AolBts0ETnlWx3ow
We Finally Have DRIPPY Merch Again! (For a limited time)
This dude is great
Heh. Could always go to Louisiana, grab a Nutria.
I heard skunks are good pets once you get the sac taken out
Fox be cool, too much energy tho
I’m getting good inspo for my next emote hunting trip. I need more skunks
I regret….. starting my search….
||kink|| servers popped up and I am traumatized
Rest in peace Bibboton 🥲
Here’s a little extra treat for you guys that a good friend sent me—it was too cute not to share.
Love you all again and thank you for all your support!
Love,
Uncle Farmer Dad Ben 👨🏻🌾🤝🫃🏻
#bigounce #prairiedog #prairiedogs #urbanrescueranch #ostrichplug
First day on the internet, eh?
YOUD THINK 😂
Wish we had prairie dogs here
Nothing online shocks me anymore. Friends made it into a game to try, but most just gave up.
My name is NateGoregasm
You’d think as a social worker things wouldn’t shock me, but they still do lmao
I was bitten a week ago
We have prairie dogs, and ground squirrels. They're adorable.
I want one
If you were on the net before the great cleanse you’ve seen some stuff, back when liveleak was open internet and running lol
I was on the net, totally unregulated back in the day. I can’t believe I wasn’t kidnapped lmao
So many chat rooms ☠️
I’d say 2018 they cracked down on everything, Google is nothing like it was
I hit the net around the early 90's. IRC was the Wild West.
Yessss
Is that a beak lol
IRC was this shit
Nope. Just the angle.
Text based RPGs
Talking to people that you might actually end up meeting because we had to start making the world feel smaller
LOL I still have my text MUD. Can't get it past modern security without external hosting.
I want one
You’re telling me this monk has chips
I was thinking about taming a squirrel
I'll try to convince the cats not to eat them for you.
Calling him Nutcho Libre
They're not chipmunks. They're 13-lined ground squirrels.
Oh nice, they looks rlly close
Sorry can’t chat, snugglin the sweetest bunny ever
@restive haven https://www.anicorn-watches.com/
Astronomy Pic of the Day: Startrails over Beijing Ancient Observatory
Explanation: You can take a subway ride to visit this observatory in Beijing, China but you won't find any telescopes there. Starting in the 1400s astronomers erected devices at the Beijing Ancient Observatory site to enable them to accurately measure and track the positions of naked-eye stars and planets. Some of the large, ornate astronomical instruments are still standing. You can even see stars from the star observation platform today, but now only the very brightest celestial beacons are visible against the city lights. In this time series of exposures from a camera fixed to a tripod to record graceful arcing startrails, the brightest trail is actually the Moon. Its broad arc is seen behind the ancient observatory's brass armillary sphere. Compare this picture from the Beijing Ancient Observatory taken in September 2023 to one taken in 1895.
♫ "At midnight, all the agents..."
Time to get rest and prep for tomorrow. Have fun!
So… I’m gonna finally spend a planed out day with an old friend tomorrow for the first time in a couple years…
I feel like some crazy dude walking out of the forest and being re-introduced into society after spending 10 in the forest
Gaslight them like you’ve seen them every day past 5 years, works for me
Fr tho, should pick up like nothing happened
Only time I’m gonna gaslight someone is if they’re being a douche bag… or if I decide to be the douche bag 😔
Yeah
Apparently I used to have them over all the time when I was younger.
It do be hard staying in contact, I fr don’t talk to 95% of my class
However, I’m now 16 so who knows how long it’s been since we actually hung out.
I stopped talking to my class. There wasn’t much of a point since none of them talked much
Yea I figure most of mine would only care to like a funeral post on fb lol
Couple cool ones, but yea my idea is if they didn’t bother to go out of way to get in contact, not worth reaching out
And the one person who talked to me daily just suddenly stopped talking to me
EXACTLY
If you’re the only one contacting them, and they’re not contacting you ever, probably not worth it.
Wait…. No one ever contacts me…
“It is what it is”
Partly on me, I try my hardest to not have social media, but I do got a fb they could drop a messenger dm
I’m not into documenting my life for everyone lol
lol
Yeah I feel like I messed up a really good friendship I had though. Honestly an amazing person but things got… complicated I guess.
I only really thought about myself and not the other person in the relationship. Really wish I didn’t do that before, and now I’m paranoid that I may accidentally be doing it in my every day life. Was kind of a shitty person back then.
I may still be a douche today though. Really wish I could have another person glance at every choice I’ve made in my life and tell me if I’m bad or good.
I had a funny/weird dream last night, with part of it being The T-1000 randomly eating metal pipes like a chameleon, and saying "slug"...
Guess it’s easier to spill this out randomly in this server. No one knows who I am, and I doubt they really care either.
s l u g
SLUG.
** S L U G**
Oof
Excited 🥲
Grab some buddies now, if ur still talking senior year, might stay in contact lol
Hardest part is finding free time, off days different all that good stuff
So sleepy but to sleep would be to stop exploring




