#off-topic-bond-james-bond
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Charming
Welcome to #off-topic-bond-james-bond 
The best channel
for the offest of topics
Hijinks and buffoonery is strictly off limits
Why, pray tell
Semantics
She’s horrible
Lol
(I hope there isn’t actually someone called semantics here)
Me too
i do >:)

Wanna see a singular packaged oyster cracker?
Of course
who wouldnt tbh
hey
yo
Sup
murph! 😄
Factory sealed
Made a good pop when squeezed like a bag of chips
thats the good stuff
I can think of nothing worse than a bunch of invisible crackers
One singular cracker
Don’t sleep on the invisible ones, you may regret it
you too
embed failure moment
for sure, imma be a big honse soon
@night blade have this
Dog is pretty
back from physiotherapist
he confirmed that the crutch is not necessary anymore
still impressed how quick i am healing
the smile is so precious
Mister Handsome
doggo smile, i smile :)


Bnnuy
"Yesterday I learned how to find my deep tensors so i can relax them when I go walking a bit longer"
"... well soon you might not need a physiotherapist anymore"


he needs scratches on his belly
Human body is amazing
yeah
i met someone who had the same fracture as me and still had problem with it 2 years later
it's your gf's cat or what?
oh
aw
thought that game died lol
Hmm, what unknown horrors shall I experience at work today
A black hole in the ice cream aisle
Her name's Samantha
A Larkin in a hat.
A moth with a sloth.
Do hugs help?
Yes pls
Cat pics also
Actually I just need to go home to Freya
Or gf
Or both
Both is good
Love that movie
everybody says that
Are you oft compared to delectable food
yes
When people don't know me, it's a lot about strong and/or spicy food
When people do know me, it's way more with sweet/comforting food
I'm mildly intrigued
i wish discord would give me acces to my nitro emotes, its blocking them for some reason
:c
I didn't read this first, and was concerned that was a very hairy foot
Ooh you so goo 
if it was a hairy foot then gleam wouldve been pinged
Pls God
Some day Gleam will tire of the jokes and snap. Then we'll all have to beat feet to get away. LOL

good morning #off-topic-bond-james-bond
No hair
shiiie
Who says he hasn't 
What's this game with the foot?
Well. Having brought memes and tomfoolery, I must away.
Skyrim.
Ah, I want to get Skyrim VR.
For the feet?
I can't get cash out of my payee money thing to give to the poor, so I decided I need to get an ounce of silver and give them one.
LoL
I don't know what they would think.
I have trouble following through with things.
That's decent representation of #off-topic-bond-james-bond 
I know! After I sent it, I was thinking the same thing.
Skyfoot. Ooh No Man's Foot
I jokingly refer to Yellow Tail wine as "Yellow Foot."
Not particularly good, eh?
Hmm, maybe there's another brand with the foot and I mixed them up.
Durnit.
I like Yellow Tail. It's kind of nice. I've had some good drunks on it.
I think anymore I just get some Asian flush type thing.
I bet that's it. I've been trying to learn mandarin for a long time.
Superstition is superstition, but I still need to realize the jokes being played on me like that.
No Man's Grippers
he arrived!
How's your foot?
Doing great, impressing physiologist with how fast I walk and heal
Nice!
Doing well thanks
Love to hear that
@limber fractal @night bobcat @jaunty copper @hallow isle jazz band practicing upstairs this afternoon
one more
Ooh jelly
I'll charge you on the door and throw you out
yes, for a jazz lover
Nice stairs
Not saxophoning it in
Idk what the videos are about

I don't want to record the bands faces because people pay to see them
When they play I'll probably record though
Practice you try a lil taste
Already a thing
Actually
I had to cover the bar last night and some cute person complimented me on how great I look
I had woken up from a nap a few hours before that
Godly Fresh Nate
awww
i wish i took this picture
To squish
yeah wonder which bus stop
it’s a bus in a subway, not sure how it got in there
there’s also sunlight in the subway
crazy times
find the sousaphone player
it's a tram or a metro that also goes outside
Singing in French too
Yeah French is appreciated in Jazz
hello everyone, just did homework
my pea brain thought that was an escalator, and then started thinking of mayonnaise on an escalator
hii
o/
Doggo.
dog is literally 😮
Poledancers are in now
Love the vibe there with all the decorations
He looks so cozy! I'd never be able to leave the house with Murphy around 
My cat did that to me all the time when I came home from work lol
Celsius or freedom units?
Centigrade
Thats not that cold lol
When it gets to about 9°C is when I will pit mine on
9 degrees indoors?
Outside
well it's 8 outside right now
Ewww
just put on more clothes
bah.
how is it possible that you don't have a hoodie
Adam's lying about that last part and we all know it 
I've never needed to lurk down an alleyway and rob people
Wot
I wear them all year round unless it's hot out, lol
wear thigh highs all year round
I would if I had the legs for em and didn't work outside all the time, lol
I don't wear hats
hats bad
the only hat I wear is a vr headset
i like beanies
i should get another hoodie
only have a pink one for home but i dont want to get it dirty
lol
Adamlexia
sigh
hold still
diff colors?
what
catbat is my favourite wormy mojo
you know those barbie dolls necks when you take off the head? skyrim looks like that rn since i havent gotten into the first building yet
No u 🫵
Zoinks
Like the neck seam glitch?
ohhh lmao wtf
@hallow isle
havent been able to play bc im getting stuck in free fall when im walking around
Wasteman

He’s so me
finished on the pole then?
where
best color
I miss the orange days
what are the orange days
Guys it's cold in here
I can't video that

No it isn't
Then why don't you? 
Hold the pole with your legs, and the camera with your hand
Omg i misread pole
i was so confused
he just doesn't want me to see ladies
Subscribe to my channel
like Cirque Du Soleil, totally trivial
It's not free content


onlyfans/NateGoregasm?
took me a moment to not see it
For @night bobcat
a toes-tease
I'd never use my regular handle for my adult content
same same
not feeling well so I made a nice simple meal, ground beef on rice with soy sauce and garlic. then I accidentally flung rice absolutely fuckin everywhere
but thankfully I have a specially engineered food vacuum (dog)
i plan to make a japanese curry right now, with torikatsu, wanna some?
just ate, thx tho
it was for Wormy

first time you don't say "skill issue"
I just wanted some food 
i like to be unpredictable
come over, I'll make a comforting thing to eat
figured
on my way 
you're the one with the hat
I am
good
Lol
aren't you heel about those jokes, Gleam?
Careful. Don’t want to step on any toes with that one
These jokes hurt my sole
Is being emotionally numb for an hour, then being angry, then sobbing normal human behaviour?
Uh
🎩 🦎
as long as it's not regular and repeating, yes
Cool
dont turn on a lighter
actually I can't fully pinpoint what the smell is, actually
gasoline, kerosene, propane, hydraulic oil
it definitely smells flammable though
Hmmm
it's not SOMETHING
its SOMEONE
SOMEONE in here smells like flammable hydrocarbons.
Ask them if they have recently poured gasoline on themselves
its one of the maintenance workers
they just went to go get gas
I think they might've spilled some on them
Do it 
Don't you hate when rice accidentallies.
"Rice is great when you're hungry and you want 2000 of something" - Mitch Hedberg
George decided to drop all her feathers at once I guess 
George is my favorite chickie
Cold
Awwww, good dogo
If you get two it goes twice as fast lol
Do feel better though
Poofy!
Boss
Bring him here I'll warm him up
ha
new youtube shitness
there's now a 5 second delay before you can closes the "ublock bad" window
i was using an add on that disabled that but now it doesnt work
nvm its working again
Google are literally updating their adblock detection every few hours at the moment
firefox ftw
first pop up I've had all day
i was getting it on every one
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was expecting a compressor stall or something but nope, that video delivers
turbofan engine shits its innards out the back end
That's a hen, also not enough meat on her to make a good meal
Haha
so you're saying she;s snack sized
I guess so 😂
She's better to keep for eggs though
Hello chat.
Until she's not😈
Damn, that's a fluffy chicken. Very floof.
Oh yeah, I love these translated signs so much.
They're usually much fluffier

Yes, they're good gorls
Me when chicken
Drac likes chicks. LOL
Mine was sending very slow.
Only acceptable chicks tbh
I had.
Vodka and Whiskey last night on an empty stomach with SSRIs that I forgot react to it.
Eepy
That's adorable.
Protect it.
Aww.
They can also cast spells
Haha.
We didn't call Drac the Birbman of Nerdcatraz for nothing. LOL
Hello
I've always loved spock
Roman Thor's pad?
Vulcan the Roman god of fire?
Unfortunately I haven't meditated my emotions away yet. Pretty good at suppression though 
Altais has a new emoji. LOL
Same as Spock.
Twinsies, hurray!
Easy with that now. It can be powerful when fully equipped
Yep! Now you get to go nuts every seven years and hump anything that doesn't move fast enough.
(Hey, it's canon, don't blame me for it.)
Kind of unrelated but also related, have le funny.
Hahahahaha
Which?
The David 8 one?

I've had that for ages.
You should see all my Terminator ones... 😭
My favourite Spock scene.
Also me on shift.
I hated Covenant.
Me at work today 🤣
I didn't mind it, but let's be real, David carried that film.
Same tbh
I have a shirt with Spock throwing gang signs that says "Trek yourself before you wreck yourself".
I can somewhat enjoy it unironically when I don't think of it as related to the original Alien films.
Acting, yes. Storyline...no.
Yes yes, that's more so what I mean, so perhaps I'll say Micheal instead.
This is true for dogo as well
Indeed.
Most logical.
Spock and Data will always be my favourites.
💯
How do we feel about current spock?
It's an honest question
I've got no problem with someone else playing spock it's just the current ones are shite actors
Wait...Which current Spock?
And that GIF was an honest reaction.
zachary quinto and what's their face from discovery
I feel the same
And that's an honest answer
at least the discovery writers realised they fucked up and wrote him out
So you are one of those that hate discovery?
Are we talking Kelvin Spock, or STD Spock (giggle), or BNW Spock?
"Honest Reaction"
I don't like discovery, I found aos alright
discovery is ok. I think it's gone on too long.
STD. 
Yeah, tbh same
also mushroom drive was a bad gimmick
Tos is my favorite
Picard was a nostalgia grab
Discovery sucks. It's literally a third Trek universe, unrelated to the rest.
Voyager for me
the idea of an experimental engine was fine but just conviniently making every one forget there's musrooms inside everone?
Meow.
Good meow meow
All Trek was one universe, then the new movies rewrote it as an alternate universe. Then Discovery and the ones tied to it rewrote that
"oh hey, voyager is lost, does anyone remember anything about a mushroom drive"
Yeah, that's kind of a stretch really
"no, nothing"?
The whole trek verse gets a little complicated
I could handle the Klingon differences between TOS and TNG, but the others?
Remind what TOS is again🤔
It was complicated but connected properly until the new movies.
The Original Series.
Thank you
I do like TOS, but I enjoyed TNG and DS9 a little more.
Meh, TOS and TNG both had their goofy parts.
DS9 felt like the 90's
The alternate universe with the Terran empire makes things very complicated
Haha, yeah.
oh shit almost got phished
I love ds9.
as well as TNG
Ds9 aged better only cause it had a continuous plot
It was still explained well, and wasn't the main storyline entirely.
and Captain Sisko
Perfect 😈
While TNG had one, Q sure made things funny 🙂
what
I've only seen a few episodes of DS9 and Voyager.
Feck.
Jk
That sucks.
Voyager was good. The good old golden age of star trek
yes. They were so smart
3 series all at the same time, all popular
Jan Way will always be my captain 
Then ENT came...
I grew up with TOS, and was a teen when TNG came around.
Should watch DS9 just for "In the Pale Moonlight" tbh
does anybody like my drawing
Currently in the car while it rains and my dad is somewhere inside this random building. I wanted to come with him to get out of town for a bit, but because of the health stuff, there isn't much I can do anyway.
I was very young while TNG was around and really grew up with voyager
i’m gonna set it as my pfp
Yikes. Random building?
ok did it
Nono, just for work.
Ah
The DS9/Voyager stuff only aired on Fox originally, and back then there was no Fox stations in the state.
Never saw it on fox. Was always UPN here
It’s a pretty nice drawing.
You can find it all on Paramount + now
but that’s for another day
Yep
On the other hand, I caught MST3K on the first run from Minnesota late at night.
Say...
i wanna draw nero
It's how I caught up on all of it
Though I don't much like the idea of paying for P+
Also sites of ill repute
reminds me
funniest thing
did I take a photo
no
For everyone who gets that reference, you have my respect.
I passed a billboard with an advert
Your drawing really, really speaks to me.
I wish I could draw.
i am mad
i used to be better
there you are
i kinda just quit tho
Same
autocorrect
i didn't have time to put my fingers on the keyboard
i was checking if you were there
Drawing has never been strong for me
This is the only drawing I am proud of.
Woah
wow
It took a while.
i'll call you dad from now on
But yeah, only drawing.
That is very very good XD
here it is
I can't draw stick figures. LOL
Ooh, hello 
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Dame, that was quick lol
wait how did you upload a photo
It's to do with levels.
oh
High enough level
You need to get the familiar role by being active.
Hmmm
You need familiar role (level 5) here :). You can check with !xp in #bot-spam
You have to keep talking to earn xp towards levels.
This, on the other hand... I can do this.
what
right?
Oooo, I love that.
well i mainly use this server for questions so
Cool
nice
Don’t sweat it, doesn’t take long at all
You wouldn't download a car
Thanks. I design ships. LOL
you can print a car
I would too
...I wouldn't?
deletes 3D print file
You car car a car
Lmao.
downloads car
origami car
hah
What platform are you using?
To be honest i have to buy Jujutu Kaisen mangas now
MS Paint. Ye Olde Skool.
Oh nice.
i never read a manga before
Respect.
it became the light of itself
I actually do have 3D print files of cars. Models, but still cars. LOL
yeah its a lot more fancy
You can’t pry me from the app I’m using
grindr?
what app are you using
why is your profile picture have that thingy
Don’t
she uses Her
You wouldn't steal a car,
you wouldn't steal a handbag,
you wouldn't steal a television,
you wouldn't steal a movie.
Downloading pirated films is stealing,
stealing is against the law,
PIRACY IT'S A CRIME
sorry I'm not down with the kids
It’s called procreate
That's worse!
what the f
my sister has procreate
🤨
procreate is great
Adam's been off his meds for a few days now.
i just use ibs paint
It’s a drawing app, I don’t know what you want me to tell you
ipad app
good app
i dont use apple
use pears
Ooooooh, I thought it was something else lol😅
Still could be.
what do you mean with this @hallow isle
If it was, I wouldn’t have said it. I’m not comfortable with those jokes.
I found my little AM doodle.
I am not familiar with the trends of people younger than myself

sorry
chicken nuggets
We are the same age
Personally I use Sketchbook
Just another, for fun.
just a bit longer
Spiritually I'm 700 years old
ha that's why you're so boring
spiritually i am an empty coca-cola can
Wow

you don’t need to apologize 
This is inspiring. I love mechanical schematic type drawings, and I suppose I'd love to 'design' things like a dream NMS Interceptor or just something entirely different.
Spiritually I'm a half dead raccoon living in an old pizza box
spiritually you are a something named slick back
hold right there while I load my musket
Spiritually. YOUR BROTHER'S SOUL IS MINE!
I learn pretty well how to tackle people, babe
I’ve always been more for drawing organic stuff than mechanical, super cool to see people who can design ships and everything 

Wha
spiritually I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING
Spiritually I am
I love mixing them.
What did that pig ever do
And yet, only one of us can walk through an airport security checkpoint
I do deckplans of bigger ships. I wanted to do that for NMS ships, but their designs aren't possible.
Wrong, I would incinerate that caticorn.
he called terraria 2d minecraft
OH!
Yeah...
I see.
i just have to wait you with my tank then
Shots fired
Nice XD
Interesting
Inspired by NMS.
im out of youtube videos to watch
Looks really nice
bro is at the end of the fyp
allow me to assist
Here mix @hearty oasis
There other streaming service to enjoy
ew
That looks cool
Thanks.
@primal kelp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xalTFH5ht-k
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Note that this isn't intended to be an exha...
i want good things to watch
someone needs to ink this

dude dial up is a bop
found a good video https://youtube.com/shorts/b9x-4JxSxjQ?si=9hX6VtYM5bORdcQX
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@primal kelp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVza_AnhQ3E
It's a whole chicken! In a big tin! It's probably even worse than you think!
Big thanks to the donator who paid a small fortune to have this sent over.
(I feel I should have written "tin" in the title but the food's American so we'll go with can.)
Also.
ALSO
You should listen to raw data.
also?
Raw chicken
Or sorting algorithms.
alright the jokes i start to have are out of this place
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@primal kelp https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9il52dlnnc
Learn how to bring your retail selling skills to the next level!
I have added some blurs at this time due to how big this video has gotten and people were legitimately becoming famous and recognized on the street. This may change when the hype dies down again.
The title is scary
you are banned from yt recommendations
Listen to The Terminator Theme Song.
👀
My job here is done.
Why submit to the torture of a marketing musical?
Really good videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AF4RsoveL1Y
Student training aid for the different types of lamps (bulbs). We look at tungsten filament, halogen, LED and compact fluorescent lamps. This video also includes at look at the lamp ends Edison screw and bayonet cap.
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Dang ya figured me out
Way.
Hmmm

This channel!
I've got others but I think @still tartan would be angy if I posted staplerfahrer klaus - der erste arbeitstag :3
Do you guys like the curved elevator in Germany?
tom scott?
you made her angry already

the patternosters ?
Did you know incandescent lamps are most commonly used for Residential and other indoor lighting
Not any more
Youngest put on peppa pig, vanished, now I'm the only one watching it 
Not in europe at least
@night blade 
Noooo, Drac! That's how it starts!
Tormented by the British cartoon animals 
How's everyone doing?
i need to bookmark this i can never find it
im watching how oil drums are made
Nono, not those. Which are fascinating and terribly dangerous. Let me find an image.
Upright and mobile.
That's why I am thankful all my brothers are in there late 20's
Harvested from oil drum trees right?
💯
Hey ronin do u have any show, book, or movie recommendations aside from the ones you've already given me that I put on a list to watch/read later and never got to it 
Why is Stardew Valley so peaceful
I now have favorite children's shows 
mlp
Bluey is the best one 
What's stardew valley?
Good luck lol
It's like Harvest Valley but more modern & ease of life stuff in it. You also have villagers to talk, do missions for or marry
it’s a farming game
Silo, From....One Piece?
o
It's a top down farming rpg
i need something captivating to watch..
Oh I did read the first coilhunter book, that was fun if a little short and wonky
oh boy another customer
I heard the story has chronic alcoholism and co-dependency?
@slender quartz Why not be like a horse on all four? Then you could gallop.
Interesting
may i browse thy wares?
There's a few villagers like that lol
Upright meaning I haven't seized today, mobile meaning I'm not crippled up.
lmao i recognize the guy
Our hopes and expectations, black holes and revelations.
i only know 2 muse songs
anyone played devil may cry
BASS
Should get robot legs
Then you can always move
That's good. I'd be miserable being crippled & I'd expect vegetable jokes at lease twice a day.
love
It goes so hard 
Muse was my favourite band as a kid, they mean a lot to me.
STARLIGHT is a special song.
Wow I got excited.
I need a new brain/body interface.
Ah Muse
I played a little bit of DMC 5
not my kind of game but the style is super fun
i have a few muse songs
The entirety of MUSE is on my Spotify.
So we gotta upload you to the puter
So do I
Me playing One-Winged Angel (FF7, as if you didn't know already) on the organ at my old chruch, DURING SERVICE. For those of you who watched me do Dancing Mad with all the screwups, this time I fackin nailed it. Nailed it.
Played as prelude to the service.
The in tired of not having any blankets because I'm married simulation.
That's what the T-800 at the end of Terminator needed lmao.
Those are some good robot legs and I want them
damn he a chef
mans cooking a michelin star meal
And ronin definitely needs them
in a break from my normal content this is actually not shit
i just recently got the fifth one, never played a different game. it’s very fun (in my opinion). i really like the fighting style, it would be cool if it was more open world
normal service will be resumed soon
Let's make Ronin into Robocop
Back to complete shit?
What if we floated you in a tube of unknown liquid and put the tube on robot legs? That works in movies
id take shitposts over this tbh
This guy needed them.
Nice! I really enjoyed the aesthetic of it - it’s not my type of game but I think I’d love watching someone else play it
how many times will i have to listen to "no im not a rebel you cant do this"
So much nostalgia 
Self inflicted 
Why isn't this a emoji yet
Same tbh
Disappoint 😄
the darkness of night falls around my soul the hunter inside loses control
so i have to watch the beheading a bunch
Soundtracks gotta be my favorite part
very good
They don’t like you anyway lol
Noooo don't eat tapes
stab em
high elf...
i’m a high elf
altmer gang
true they are jealous of my looks
my name is elf btw
high on nightshade
I do it now, I live alone(minus my dogs obviously)
SKYNET is superior to Omni Consumer Products.


hadvar is a nice guy
I can feel a headache coming in
brb
Skyrim looks to be getting a patch soon
not for me its not
The dev branch has been getting more updates than starfield
i played star field
ive disabled updates completely even the ones they check for
didn’t like it that much
Skyrimnet.
Hang on.
Terminator mod for skyrim
sky rimmed
Spotify followed that with https://spotify.link/wCn613agXDb
To prolong the nostalgia. Spotify knows me too well 
what is skynet
Such a good song 🤟
is it like the opposite if the dark web
Lol
oh
I'm glad you asked fleshy creature of meat and bone.
skynet is just god tryna fish

Have you ever watched Terminator, @leaden monolith?
you guys are really digging into the frosted tips era
this is why I use lightmode, don't wanna be caught using the dark web
I did that in a game I ran once. Had the players wind up in a village where they were madly trying to fortify their town against the "unkillable, red-eyed demons that walk like me".
Dad is in da house 
Ewwww
And with that statement you clearly had frosted tips
Admit it Shira
They run out of time, and the gates get torn down, and "the Terminators have entered the village".
no
SKYNET is the protagonist of The Terminator franchise, whilst the evil John Connor tries to destroy it and enforce human superamcy across the Earth.
i did not
Lelel.
what is best way to level up
Gorillaz was my first and only concert 
bleached it, gottit
my chemical romance is very good

My first and only concert was Imagine Dragons.
FOB for me 
I have never been to a concert
also Mayday Parade and Taking Back Sunday
same
Hmm
My first concert was the local orchestra back in Missouri.
do i need an 100 foot cat6 cable
It was an awesome experience. I hope I have the chance to go to another some time but I’m not holdin my breath 
i gtg y’all
Have a good one
seeya later i guess ✌️
Snek.
I love Horned Vipers.

I said that yesterday.












