I'm sure giraffe had reasons
#off-topic-bond-james-bond
cursive agate
I owed him 20 giraffe coins
hazy rampart
🦒
glad bobcat
🙇
lament knot
🤨
hazy rampart
Looking for traitors
glad bobcat
lament knot
What da giraffe doin’?
hazy rampart
Making sure it's rule is not in danger
lament knot
<:GekSus:1142024838056263741>
opaque tartan
@clever vessel @limber fractal @sterile tartan https://www.instagram.com/reel/CttySMQARK4/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
glad bobcat
wall
hazy rampart
cursive agate
hazy rampart
goos
glad bobcat
wall of animals
glad bobcat
I loop in time for a few days.
hazy rampart
Interesting
glad bobcat
An automated failsafe eventually frees me.
Uuuuh
i think i took the wrong medicine
nevermind
Girrafe
hazy rampart
https://tenor.com/view/giraffe-heres-happy-baby-giraffe-cute-gif-16027301
Giraffe when happy
hazy rampart
Girrafe has taken you
I may never be seen again
glad bobcat
ok im gonna go do something
glad bobcat
ok im gonna go do something
👋
glad bobcat
😳
hazy rampart
Hmmm
glad bobcat
rando updates from windows
hazy rampart
I updated my windows, they got kinda foggy and i couldn't see out of them so they needed a bug fix
hazy rampart
No, i have 2 windows
dry bison
No u!
dry bison
Wash
hazy rampart
They are now clear after bug fix
glad bobcat
laptop?
dry bison
My favorite windows are triple pane
hazy rampart
Yeah they needed bug fix
dry bison
Triple pane, the cold air doesn't reach the interior glass to create humidity
hazy rampart
Hmmm
dry bison
hazy rampart
Interesting
dry bison
Triple pane window
glad bobcat
ohh
hazy rampart
glad bobcat
question
dry bison
?
glad bobcat
are you a guy
dry bison
Every guy is.
glad bobcat
are boxers not just shorts
dry bison
Boxers are people who box
glad bobcat
im asking if they arent all short
hazy rampart
Boxers are people who box while in a box
dry bison
Tell that to Mohammed Ali
lament knot
Boxers are people who box
dry bison
Ali was over 6ft tall
dry bison
Yeah...You unpack that!
dry bison
Tyson while short for a boxer wasn't short generally and his lower stature actually gave him an advantage when it came to closing the gap
The man could take a punch that would kill most people
glad bobcat
🤯
dry bison
I don't like Tyson as a person, but the man was an incredible boxer.
glad bobcat
question
hazy rampart
ye
dry bison
Is it named Tyson?>
hazy rampart
Not sure
I think it's named viralhog as that is in the bottom corner
(ik it's a watermark)
glad bobcat
if rock is đá and so are stone and kick and ice
hazy rampart
?
lament knot
https://tenor.com/view/waving-ear-viralhog-boxer-dog-cute-gif-22344015
Doggo
glad bobcat
nvm
hazy rampart
hazy rampart
Every time he turns into hulk a pair of clothes is wasted
glad bobcat
probably a nice shirt
hazy rampart
He must have a huge closet full of shirts
glad bobcat
they gotta be expensive no?
lament knot
https://tenor.com/view/dog-gif-25785248
lament knot
knotty ruin
Real albino out back other day, can tell it’s a true one by the eyes not being blacked out
chrome belfry
lament knot
Real albino out back other day, can tell it’s a true one by the eyes not being b...
Oh that’s cool
knotty ruin
Fr it’s like a 1 in 30k chance, and that’s just for partial albino
I hope he mates and has babies
tardy juniper
boxers are specifically a baggy short, that comes down a few inches from the inseam
dry bison
Real albino out back other day, can tell it’s a true one by the eyes not being b...
That animal looks like he speaks fluent portugeuse
hazy rampart
Interesting
dry bison
Who is launching ballistic missiles via gif?
sterile tartan
Paleo Pines go brrrrrrr
hazy rampart
TALKING
hazy rampart
WHat are those
glad bobcat
glad bobcat
WHat are those
squishmallow
hazy rampart
ohhh
glad bobcat
I own squishmallow B)
hazy rampart
I own a box
hazy rampart
Oof
glad bobcat
hazy rampart
Giraffe is great ruler
hazy rampart
Good night
glad bobcat
I think mythos isnt watching
hot rain
Mythos is always watching 
tardy juniper
https://tenor.com/view/essendon-bombers-transform-jet-fly-gif-17543468
I guess he's ||More than meets the eye||
sleek coral
I think mythos isnt watching
hot rain
Oh wait I thought I would be wrong 😳
sterile tartan
sleek coral
grizzled folio
I start my new job as head chef today. I have little people to share it with, so wish me luck, travellers.
sleek coral
All the best.
grizzled folio
sleek coral
<:NoU:608679822444462090>
So... you don't want to be wished good luck?
Okay. I retract my phrase.
Oh grah!
grizzled folio
Grah! A multilingual korvax!
Haha thank you 🙂
sleek coral
😄
mint spear
sleek coral
<:zoomeyes:466240306937856032>
mint spear
<:HVCsquint:585570671640182784>
why u squint
sleek coral
mint spear
i am very smol but u dont need to do that
sleek coral
why u squint
Why you flick eye at speed of light?
I am very fast but u dont need to do that
mint spear
sleek coral
mint spear
because i am faster
mint spear
sleek coral
If universe began with a big bang, are we living inside an explosion?
blissful matrix
I start my new job as head chef today. I have little people to share it with, so...
wow! enjoy the work and the cooking!
aaaaaaaaaah. work is done at last.
15 mins to go I get to log out
grizzled folio
Thank you! Very excited to meet my team today.
Have a nice day 🙂
blissful matrix
at last. logged out of work. yay
urban slate
If universe began with a big bang, are we living inside an explosion?
The remnants of one, yep
elder shale
Well
Shit happened quickly
Thought I was gonna have two or so weeks
Turns out I officially start as Technical Lead today 
tiny void
I have to ask
Who here knows the game outer wilds
👁️
I played it thru on xbox years ago but got it on pc with dlc this time and i still love it
night blade
Turns out I officially start as Technical Lead today <:smudgemoji:67859710787505...
mister official tech lead
night bobcat
Leadvasco
night blade
oh my god, the Leader of the Toes
night bobcat
How's your foot?
night bobcat
Seemed appropriate
night blade
Seriously tho, I can walk again
I have to detense the ligaments and muscles that tensed when I broke the malleolus
night blade
now we are working deep muscles and ligaments
elder shale
How's your foot?
I broke it again
Whenever she's almost healed I break it again
She'll have no choice but to amputate
night blade
Yeah, last I saw you were working on getting it loose again
and every time i see the physiotherapist and when he massages the lower end of the left leg, i feel the loosening so strongly it really feels good. So much that I cry a bit
night blade
She'll have no choice but to amputate
I'll steal your cat
night bobcat
👀
night bobcat
Hola crow
hard vine
Hows it goin?
night bobcat
Slow, what about you?
hard vine
Tired but otherwise ok lol
night blade
ankle cracked twice on saturday, i thought I broke it again but apparently no, because it feels loosened
night blade
Slow, what about you?
long covid is gone?
night bobcat
No
night blade
crap
elder shale
I'll steal your cat
She's getting in heat, go for it
elder shale
Very needy
night bobcat
Damn!
vague hawk
Very needy
Curly wurly.
vague hawk
15 mins to go I get to log out
Should have been 16.
hallow isle
Very needy
weather's turning cold, need to get her a heating pad
edgy egret
sleek coral
Turns out I officially start as Technical Lead today <:smudgemoji:67859710787505...
Ayo! Nice 😄
sleek coral
your cat is my cats twin holy hell
Aaa! Your color changed
dry bison
Happy day of the thanks givingness
edgy egret
sleek coral
He is practicing the secret heavenly 100 steps massage technique. Stahp bothering him. 
edgy egret
He purrs so loud lol
sleek coral
Hahahaha
lone gorge
Aaa! Your color changed
i hadnt even noticed xD those 2 purples are identical unless side by side 😄
craggy canyon
Very needy
Cutie
outer quiver
Y'all hear about Google trying to forcefully shut down Firefox, VPNs, and ad blockers?
craggy canyon
I use Firefox, VPNs and ad blockers
brisk jasper
https://tenor.com/view/what-are-you-talking-about-huh-what-what-are-you-saying-stirring-gif-17820207
Google, chill the fuck out
You’re rich enough already
craggy canyon
Y'all hear about Google trying to forcefully shut down Firefox, VPNs, and ad blo...
I google'd about this and found 0 related articles
outer quiver
Look up Google web integrity
brisk jasper
My bullshitometer is going off
brisk jasper
Either that or I got to get it fixed
primal kelp
Y'all hear about Google trying to forcefully shut down Firefox, VPNs, and ad blo...
lol no
what conspiracy hole did that come out of
night bobcat
It's an API for Chrome
outer quiver
And it's bs
night bobcat
Don't use chrome
outer quiver
Don't use chrome
Issue
sleek coral
Y'all hear about Google trying to forcefully shut down Firefox, VPNs, and ad blo...
OperaGX
primal kelp
google isnt the only search engine or browser in the world
sleek coral
Safari even!
outer quiver
If what I've been reading is true they're gonna force you to use a specific browser on a specific computer
Idk how
outer quiver
I've seen it in a bunch of different places so idk
night bobcat
They would need the cooperation of every single website in the world to implement this any further than their own browser
primal kelp
yes google is going to hold a gun to my head and force me to use chrome
night bobcat
I doubt they get it
primal kelp
craggy canyon
Seems like you read this article and what it states here is quite different from your claims
https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2023/07/googles-web-integrity-api-sounds-like-drm-for-the-web/
sleek coral
Lol! You're reading into things and between the lines. They cannot do that because internet isn't owned by Google. To do this they would need to pay every company, every ISP, every VPN service, and every Government.
brisk jasper
I knew my bullshitometer wasn’t broken
slender quartz
Last week a guy told me they're shutting down McDonald's restaurants because they found out they were putting human flesh in their burgers.
The Google thing is the second craziest thing I've heard in a week.
craggy canyon
LOL
sleek coral
Lol
slender quartz
(Third is that Taylor Swift and Megan Fox are secretly men.)
primal kelp
so thats where gary went
sleek coral
Poor Mack
sleek coral
(Third is that Taylor Swift and Megan Fox are secretly men.)
Lol!
craggy canyon
(Third is that Taylor Swift and Megan Fox are secretly men.)
If they identify as a woman, they're not secretly anything
That's enough for me
sleek coral
100%
slender quartz
Just a lot of crazy crap out there.
sleek coral
Yeah! Every other day I hear they found life on a planet out there in the universe...
night bobcat
https://tenor.com/view/taylor-swift-lfg-chiefs-kansas-city-chiefs-go-chiefs-gif-15526364187615000484
brisk jasper
He even lied about his own death
sleek coral
Just a lot of crazy crap out there.
You wanna read something really controversial?
I am a human being.
slender quartz
You wanna read something really controversial?
...Not really?
night bobcat
I’ve heard that some dude ate tapeworms for clout
Spelled protein wrong
slender quartz
LOL
brisk jasper
Spelled protein wrong
Funny thing, he claimed they added to the flavor
craggy canyon
Spelled protein wrong
I don't wanna know your diet
brisk jasper
Also funny thing, tapeworms cause severe diarrhea
edgy egret
To be honest, I have nothing against trans, but I personally wouldn't want to be accused of being trans when I'm not. NOT because being trans is wrong, but rather I just don't want to be called something I'm not. It's no different than a trans person being upset with someone not respecting their identity.
night bobcat
I don't wanna know your diet
It includes protein 🙂
sleek coral
I don't wanna know your diet
It's just soy
night bobcat
My dietician wouldn't let me eat tapeworms
brisk jasper
My diet is Cheezits and soda
craggy canyon
To be honest, I have nothing against trans, but I personally wouldn't want to be...
There's nothing wrong or transphobic about that. Personally I'd just laugh
primal kelp
ocean bugs are good to eat but somehow land bugs are icky
brisk jasper
I have severe anemia and I need to go to the hospital
neat jetty
Dieticians HATE him because of this one SIMPLE trick!
primal kelp
protein is protein
sleek coral
ocean bugs are good to eat but somehow land bugs are icky
I've had land bugs.
hallow isle
swifties will prob assassinate whoever started it
Spotted the swiftie
primal kelp
gonna assassinate you
sleek coral
To be honest, I have nothing against trans, but I personally wouldn't want to be...
To me you're someone who takes care of a God. :3
I kid
brisk jasper
I love how YouTube thinks that Mechanicus music is J-pop
slender quartz
Hell, I care for an entire pantheon, then. LOL
sleek coral
What's a pantheon? 😮
edgy egret
There's nothing wrong or transphobic about that. Personally I'd just laugh
It's been a concern for me thought because personality wise I'm basically male, but I've chosen to not transition because I'm perfectly fine with what I am. The concern comes from other people accusing me of being male to female trans when I'm not. I have periods and they suck lol. But visually and hobby wise it'd be easy to make that mistake.
slender quartz
What's a pantheon? 😮
A group of gods.
brisk jasper
What's a pantheon? 😮
Something something gods something something a lot of them
edgy egret
I like being female and want to be, but I'll admit, wearing no makeup and carrying around a wallet inside of a purse can make people suspicious, entirely regardless on whether it's justified or not.
slender quartz
Speaking of caring for, I need to go. Back in a bit.
craggy canyon
It's been a concern for me thought because personality wise I'm basically male, ...
It's become kinda hard for us cis to know how to address people since some people identify themselves as one thing without transitioning and vice versa lol it's quite annoying being called out as a transphobic when there are so many stupid terms lately. Like you said, it's easy to make that mistake
near jacinth
hi everyone, just bought some marbles
night bobcat
Good, you had lost yours
edgy egret
It's become kinda hard for us cis to know how to address people since some peopl...
I want to get into live streaming video games, but I'm legit worried everyone will think I'm trans lol
sleek coral
LOL GLEAM!
near jacinth
i didnt even have them
near jacinth
man
night bobcat
Culture gap
near jacinth
goddamn i just discovered my acer nitro 5 got hdd
craggy canyon
I want to get into live streaming video games, but I'm legit worried everyone wi...
Make your nickname ImNotTrans lolol jokes aside, even if you don't have people thinking you're trans they'll make other kinds of assumptions that's just how people are, unfortunately
edgy egret
Make your nickname ImNotTrans lolol jokes aside, even if you don't have people t...
Yeah that's fair; if I do though I probably won't use a facecam; I hate wearing makeup and I'm not gonna start just to look more feminine
craggy canyon
Yeah that's fair; if I do though I probably won't use a facecam; I hate wearing ...
Hmmm I don't think makeup necessarily makes one more feminine but you do you. There are quite some big streamers who don't facecam, although if you aim for a lot of viewers it'll be harder without it
craggy canyon
Fluffy
night bobcat
Use those avatar things I see a lot of streamers use if you are uncomfortable
craggy canyon
That's a good idea actually
night bobcat
You could be a giant Cat or something
sleek coral
I want to get into live streaming video games, but I'm legit worried everyone wi...
To be honest, and this is only my personal thought. I never really knew how you identified as, never asked, never needed to. To me your identity is Deoxys. Nothing else. I can address you with whatever pronoun you like but it'll not change the fact that I see you as one of us NMS Discordians, Murphy's photographer, and a fellow human.
primal kelp
vtubing is always a choice and has become popular
edgy egret
To be honest, and this is only my personal thought. I never really knew how you ...
Oh no no I'm not talking about here lol
I was talking about twitch lol
primal kelp
never start on twitch
sleek coral
Twitch is a completely different ball game. You can use the virtual avatar and appear as Murphy.
edgy egret
Lol
brisk jasper
vtubing is always a choice and has become popular
I remember I clicked on a video and I saw a vtuber on it and I was like “Ah! Vtuber jump scare!”
primal kelp
you want to start on tiktok or other social media first
unless you just wanna stream for friends
edgy egret
Yeah idk what I'll do, but I'm thinking youtube first
sleek coral
Oh so NOW you’ll admit it’s good 😅😂
I never said it was bad. I said you were using it...
And I was laughing at you.
Pfft!
edgy egret
Also speaking of Murphy, his grooming session got moved to Wednesday
lone gorge
No I said I was using it. And confidently! 😂
sleek coral
No I said I was using it. And confidently! 😂
And I said you use operagx? And laughed. 😛
brisk jasper
Cosmos got in my lap while I played tf2 and I couldn’t feel my legs
primal kelp
operagx is too gamery
brisk jasper
I had to chose between my nerves functioning or my cute cat. I sadly chose my nerves
lone gorge
Than customize it to not be. Lol
primal kelp
i use firefox im good
edgy egret
As much as I'd like Murphy to be a lap kitty, I think it'd be amazing for all of 5 minutes before I overheated
lone gorge
Lap cats are nice and all until they start kneading on your leg with there claws out of love 😂
sleek coral
Murphy's hot.
brisk jasper
Whoa whoa
edgy egret
More like he's longer than the width of my chair
And looks like a shag carpet
Sometimes he steals my chair when I get up and there's literally no room left for me
lone gorge
I swear cats have an “I steal your seat” mode. All of them. Every damn cat
brisk jasper
Cosmos likes to say hi to me while I’m gaming
edgy egret
lone gorge
If I get up for more than a minute I’ll come back to my seat being stolen
primal kelp
Murphy needs to check on his stocks
brisk jasper
That’s a big ass cat
edgy egret
Murphy needs to stop acting like he's the size of a kitten lol
primal kelp
its more fluff than ass
brisk jasper
What a lumpy seat cushion
edgy egret
It's funny how many people here forget how big Murphy is lol
lone gorge
Is that a mane coon?
edgy egret
Yes
lone gorge
😍😍
edgy egret
Mixed though
brisk jasper
So it’s easy to forget then
lone gorge
So mixed dogs are called mutts, what about cats? 😂
edgy egret
But I love it when people give any advice to me that involves holding him, like trying to encourage him to be a lap kitty
I hate carrying him and he actually is perfectly fine with it
brisk jasper
I never forget France though
brisk jasper
Cosmos likes being held on his back, Onyx doesn’t however
edgy egret
Murphy will let you hold him anyway you want, including on his back
But good luck doing it for any decent amount of time lol
brisk jasper
Onyx will meow whenever you hold him on his back
edgy egret
Your back will give out long before he gets mad
lone gorge
My cat just becomes a big loaf anyway you hold him
Then there’s this little gremlin always causing a ruckus
edgy egret
And he knows I don't like holding him. If I'm trying to get him to go somewhere, like inside from the catio, sometimes he flops and turns into a boulder. He knows I don't like carrying him so his logic is "if you want me to move, you're gonna have to carry me"
lone gorge
Ahhh the dead weight technique. Yours is a master of cat-fu as well
edgy egret
And no he can't live in the catio as much as he wishes he could lol
lone gorge
Your cat: “wanna bet?”
edgy egret
Then there’s this little gremlin always causing a ruckus
The eyes lol; she stalks
inland grotto
KITTIES!
edgy egret
lone gorge
“If I fits, I sits”
edgy egret
“If I fits, I sits”
Cute.... but that floor looks like it'd be ice cold in the winter lol
BTW speaking of cats... if you have a void, please be extra careful this month. People do terrible things to voids in October
left cosmos
Pool floor
lone gorge
Pool floor
Us old heads call that “Linoleum” 😂
edgy egret
I don't own a void but I have friends and family that do and it's important to remember that lots of people still believe in nonsense superstitions
lone gorge
Excuse me…. Miss? Imma need you to STAHP 😂
edgy egret
I do have a tuxedo, but that's only half void
edgy egret
Excuse me…. Miss? Imma need you to STAHP 😂
Lol she's like a snake. Murphy did something similar to that once and I had to quickly remove everything from the desk because he just bulldozed it instead of going around like your cat
lone gorge
She’s unbelievably nimble. She didn’t knock a single thing over
edgy egret
Murphy is the least nimble cat I've ever seen and the only cat I've ever owned who doesn't land on his feet, and I'm not being sarcastic when I say that
He's super clumsy and trips over stuff in his way instead of avoiding it
elder shale
Lol she's like a snake. Murphy did something similar to that once and I had to q...
His agility is supreme, things get out of the way for him
Freya is pretty nimble too, just that she keeps touching the off button on my soundbar whenever she goes behind the monitors lol
inland grotto
:3
edgy egret
I do think he has some neurological issues though that probably contribute to that. Because he also has weird hearing where sometimes he can hear better than a dog and will come from the other side of the house if you lightly call him. But other times he's unresponsive to literal air horns
lone gorge
Best thing my cat does is talk to me on command, and swipe at me Everytime I walk by to get some head pats
edgy egret
He also reacts to things, like sudden movement from me, with about half a second to a full second delay
It's like a multiplayer game but you have a very high ping
lone gorge
He’s not reacting late. He’s so fast he’s reacting early for tomorrow
edgy egret
Nah there's something off with him lol, and it'd make since because he almost died as a kitten and had to have medicine that can cause literal brain damage as a side effect. I've just never had it professionally investigated, mostly because I don't need to; he's very happy all the time and it doesn't cause him problems
inland grotto
‘E a goob kitty!
brisk jasper
My dog does not have a thought behind her eyes. Im not sure why, she’s just extra stupid
elder shale
My dog does not have a thought behind her eyes. Im not sure why, she’s just extr...
She shares the singular brain cell with the other dogs in your zip code, give her time
edgy egret
Murphy's entire litter was sick and had that medicine, and his brother Oliver has the same "issues"
It's just not something I bring up much because I guess I just prefer believing that he's just a big goofball lol
inland grotto
My dog does not have a thought behind her eyes. Im not sure why, she’s just extr...
Pics?
lone gorge
Happy :3
lone gorge
That hurts my neck
inland grotto
Lomky
elder shale
Happy :3
The POV and lighting maker her look really wack
Cute tho
Big "mum said it's my turn on the Xbox" vibe
night blade
my soup is best soup
slender quartz
Chiana.
lone gorge
Big "mum said it's my turn on the Xbox" vibe
“Got any games on your phone” 😂
elder shale
my soup is best soup
Pls do not the soup
elder shale
“Got any games on your phone” 😂
I was typing that too lmao
night blade
Pls do not the soup
i ate it out
elder shale
You ate it*
elder shale
Pls don't say you ate the soup out 
edgy egret
So yeah tl;dr Murphy probably has legit brain damage and I've gaslit myself into just believing he's super weird. But in my defense, he's not suffering or unhappy lol
night blade
Pls don't say you ate the soup out <:FlushedPeek:628007509998960640>
you deserve it
elder shale
Did you ask for the soup's consent
edgy egret
I mean this is him on a daily basis lol
elder shale
So yeah tl;dr Murphy probably has legit brain damage and I've gaslit myself into...
He's loved, he's happy - s'all that matters. Don't beat yourself up lver ot
Over
night blade
I mean this is him on a daily basis lol
Misterhandsome
slender quartz
I don't take many pics of Chiana, partly because she's hard to get decent pics of due to her size, partly because she doesn't do much.
elder shale
I don't take many pics of Chiana, partly because she's hard to get decent pics o...
Would die for China
Gian
CHIANA
Freudian slip
slender quartz
LOL
brisk jasper
lol
inland grotto
I mean this is him on a daily basis lol
FLUFFEH BELLEH
night blade
Freudian slip
do you see your gf today
slender quartz
If you want, I could ship her to you. Freya needs an 80-pound sister.
elder shale
do you see your gf today
No
edgy egret
He's loved, he's happy - s'all that matters. Don't beat yourself up lver ot
Yeah I know, just sometimes I remember and suddenly feel like I'm being a bit deceitful unintentionally about his personality
elder shale
We're both gonna be busy this week
night bobcat
I saw her, she's doing fine
near jacinth
gtg got to do homework
night bobcat
gl
elder shale
I saw her, she's doing fine
Oh yea? describe her
night blade
o shit gleam is watching, no more borderline comments
edgy egret
Lol
night bobcat
That's correct
night blade
lone gorge
BUSTED
night bobcat
5'5 brown hair, brown eyes
night blade
she's 5'8"
night bobcat
It's wavy
night blade
they're wavy dark and go just a bit below the shoulders
edgy egret
Does she also go to another school? Lol
elder shale
Beeeeg curly hair
elder shale
Does she also go to another school? Lol
Lmfao
night blade
well now we all can describe her, sir
night blade
she a tall-ish brunette with brown eyes, dark curly hair and soft and lovely smell
lone gorge
I sneezed this while typing
slender quartz
Well, I just found out which kitten is jumping onto my desk and knocking everything off...
night bobcat
Code
lone gorge
Well, I just found out which kitten is jumping onto my desk and knocking everyth...
The good one :3
slender quartz
The good one :3
No.
I have to leave the house in an hour, and I can't think of a fast way to catproof a leaper.
slender quartz
Nope. Nonny loves aluminum foil, I'd just be trading problem cats. LOL
lone gorge
Throw the whole desk away then I guess 🤷🏻♂️😂
night blade
Code World
slender quartz
Mirage is a kitten, and is jumping from the back of the couch to my desk. I had an empty box up as a blocker, but apparently that isn't working anymore.
neat jetty
Morning
neat jetty
I hoped it was a Code Lyoko reference
elder shale
Code is definitely loco
slender quartz
Mirage on the right.
lone gorge
That cat looks part wolf
elder shale
Can I like
slender quartz
That cat looks part wolf
She's part stupid. LOL
elder shale
Lie down on your floor and you just put all the cats on top of me so I can join the kitty pile
night blade
lone gorge
Cat burial is how I wanna die
elder shale
Same job, more responsibilities
lone gorge
Bury me in cats
slender quartz
I named her Mirage because she has different colored markings all over, so she looks completely different from different angles.
elder shale
Myrahgh
slender quartz
Like that orange leg is only orange on the inside. From her left, she's tortoiseshell.
near jacinth
should i buy logitech g cloud console?
elder shale
I'm humming it
elder shale
should i buy logitech g cloud console?
Hi Joe
glad bobcat
muiorning
lone gorge
Afternoodle
near jacinth
afterspaghetti
glad bobcat
muiorning #no-mans-sky message
lone gorge
Loves the bootyshmacks 😂
near jacinth
muiorning https://discord.com/channels/146101654981312513/212051634790858754/109...
bro
its literally a message from april
elder shale
Loves the bootyshmacks 😂
I also give Freya some butt slaps but gentler lol
lone gorge
it wasnt even hard my phones microphone just REALLY pick up on that sound xD
brisk jasper
bold island
night bobcat
Something Mario
craggy canyon
Something Mario
I don’t think there are any Mario games on switch under 30 USD
silent wagon
I don’t think there are any Mario games on switch under 30 USD
Fixed it 
sleek coral
lol
craggy canyon
There are games under 30 USD
night bobcat
Mario is the correct answer, for anything related to Nintendo
craggy canyon
just there aren’t any Nintendo exclusive ones under 30 USD that are good
craggy canyon
Mario is the correct answer, for anything related to Nintendo
No, that’s zelda or monster hunter
sleek coral
I want a switch. 😦
silent wagon
Nintendo sells things for less than $30+? Does the CEO have a heart attack every time it happens? 
jaunty copper
"native IP"
night bobcat
No, that’s zelda or monster hunter
Not even close, check those numbers 🙂
Mario is the seller
craggy canyon
Not even close, check those numbers 🙂
I’m talking about quality not sells 😛
night bobcat
Still Mario
night bobcat
No u
silent wagon
Didn't BotW do absolutely stupid numbers? Idk if TotK was up there but I know friggin everybody wouldn't shut up about BotW for...actually they still talk about it, LMAO
night bobcat
Conspiracy
craggy canyon
Conspiracy
You’re making an enemy
silent wagon
The obvious fix for this problem is to switch to making Waluigi games 😌
Immediate GOTY
silent wagon
Reject Mario, embrace Waluigi RPGs 
lone gorge
WARIO
night bobcat
Botw didn't even sell as many as original Mario Kart
silent wagon
Waluigi and Wario Superstar Saga when
craggy canyon
Botw didn't even sell as many as original Mario Kart
And it still won game of the year
😂😂😂😂😂
night bobcat
Even a blind squirrel yada yada
craggy canyon
Salty
craggy canyon
I didn’t play TikTok yet although I have it
primal kelp
gollum is winning goty
night bobcat
I didn’t play TikTok yet although I have it
It has solid game mechanics
Just didn't enjoy the NPCs
craggy canyon
It has solid game mechanics
Yeah a lot of interesting shaped rockets
silent wagon
-Make 3D Waluigi game like the one Mario game with the hat
-Put the Bowsette crown thing in it so you can turn into Waluigiette
-Immediately sell 10m copies cuz of weird horny people
Ez win, now give me my money Nintendo
craggy canyon
Lol
silent wagon
gollum is winning goty
Real. And the devs will use AI to write their thank you speech 🤣
night bobcat
Why is Link so tiny anyways?
silent wagon
Which Link
night bobcat
The recent one
silent wagon
Twilight Princess Link>
craggy canyon
So I can relate
The Link from Skyward’s Sword is pretty average sized
That game is absolutely dreadful though, I finished it for the first time like 2 weeks ago
night bobcat
From this last one, he is like 3'4
Call him a swordsman, but he is def child size
So, is he a kid or not?
I was confused
craggy canyon
I think so?
silent wagon
Twilight Princess Link smoked a bunch of interdimensional demons and mummies and shit, had a demon princess and Zelda crushing on him, learned a bunch of OP fighting techniques from his undead ancestor, and was technically a werewolf. Literally Chad Link 
craggy canyon
Which makes TikTok even weirder when people make some interesting shaped rockets
silent wagon
Chad Link woulda packed up everything in BotW and TotK within four hours and two of those hours woulda been him default dancing on their graves
craggy canyon
No idea which one is my favorite but Majoras Mask really had an impact on my childhood
silent wagon
The only contender Chad Link has is that little goblin one from Wind Waker, cuz that mfer was like 3 feet tall and fighting dragons and was homies with actual gods 🤣
craggy canyon
Everyone talks about ocarina of time but I can think of 3 other zeldas that were more memorable, botw included
craggy canyon
The only contender Chad Link has is that little goblin one from Wind Waker, cuz ...
Lmao you reminded me of that now
sleek coral
Linkkkkkk!
craggy canyon
I don’t think I finished that one
grizzled folio
Everyone talks about ocarina of time but I can think of 3 other zeldas that were...
Ocarina paved the way for what zelda is today for alot of gamers in the zelda franchise. The 3d thing and story lore etc for its time was ground breaking and holds nostalgia high in many a regard.
sleek coral
For a long time I thought link was zelda
craggy canyon
Ocarina paved the way for what zelda is today for alot of gamers in the zelda fr...
I can understand that from a new player’s perspective into the zelda world, but for me while I did appreciate it, I can think of other games that had better lore and that are completely underestimated
I played Zelda ever since that dreadful 86 one that I never got to finish 😂
grizzled folio
Yeah I remember playing them as a kid. When ocarina came out I was mind blown, I still remember the inputs for the songs. I listen to song of time when I'm researching new dishes
silent wagon
Lmao you reminded me of that now
Goblin Link could beat the brakes off Gannon with a fishing rod, that lil shit was not to be trifled with 🤣
craggy canyon
Spirit Tracks was also a game that’s very simple but really nice to play
grizzled folio
And I'm not saying there isn't under rated zelda titles. I just think most of, if not all older player who went from nes to open world 3d amazingness, that feel was the first time feeling it. That won't be beaten easily. BoTW is the only thing that came close to em.
Me*
craggy canyon
I’m also an older player
And to me ocarina wasn’t nearly as memorable as majoras mask was but that’s my personal taste
silent wagon
Goblin Link multiclassed into Bard+Swordsman+Artificer, I fear that little bastard
grizzled folio
Yeh I gathered from the above statement. I'm not pea pea measuring. It'd my opinions on the more mature crowd and why it is how it is atm
craggy canyon
Yeh I gathered from the above statement. I'm not pea pea measuring. It'd my opin...
I’m also not that young 😂
sleek coral
grizzled folio
I still got the n64 and ocarina. I dust it off now and then for that nostalgic hit. Then leave when I get to water temple and my childhood ptsd comes back
craggy canyon
Water temple and that one temple with the maze in botw traumatized me
Where you have to move around your switch
grizzled folio
I think I turned off the movement stuff iirc
I want a better mmo hylian warriors
Wats ur fave race ?
night bobcat
500m
grizzled folio
Take my up vote and ...
night bobcat
Yep, those big lovable boulders
craggy canyon
Skull kid is pretty fun
grizzled folio
I want to play as rock roast eater with a giant sword and play with some other races to take on issues of the realm
craggy canyon
But I barely played HW, not too much of a fan of the hack n slash type of game
outer quiver
That's Goron right?
night bobcat
Yeh
grizzled folio
But I barely played HW, not too much of a fan of the hack n slash type of game
I was the same
night bobcat
I want to play as rock roast eater with a giant sword and play with some other r...
I'm surprised there haven't been some spin-offs in that fashion
sleek coral
Skull kid is pretty fun
What is that? 😦
outer quiver
I still think their surprised face is the best thing in botw
outer quiver
What is that? 😦
Majora's Mask
sleek coral
sleek coral
Majora's Mask
I have no idea.
grizzled folio
I'm surprised there haven't been some spin-offs in that fashion
Genuinely agree. But Nintendo ip is notoriously hard to fk with
craggy canyon
grizzled folio
I genuinely think they haven't done it because of lore implications but they could make a new timeline I guess
sleek coral
That is kinda cute.
outer quiver
That is kinda cute.
They're an immense eldritch horror that tried crashing the moon into the earth
blissful matrix
ugh dammit. suddenly woke up. agitated. I don’t know what to do.
craggy canyon
ugh dammit. suddenly woke up. agitated. I don’t know what to do.
Take a deep breath and a full super cold glass of water
It helps me when I’m feeling like that
The pain in your head will distract you
night bobcat
I meditate
craggy canyon
I meditate
That makes me feel worse
night bobcat
Doing it wrong 😦
elder shale
Why is there a fucking long ass bus line
craggy canyon
You know nothing
blissful matrix
The pain in your head will distract you
nothing painful good thing. I dunno. I am not feeling fine.
gotta go down for some water for now 😞
elder shale
I swear I'm gonna give up on public transportation and just take the car
craggy canyon
nothing painful good thing. I dunno. I am not feeling fine.
gotta go down for ...
No I mean, the pain from the cold ass water will distract you
I make it as cold as I can
And drink it quickly
blissful matrix
No I mean, the pain from the cold ass water will distract you
oh. good thing I have ice in the fridge.
gotta try that
elder shale
Fill a basin with cold water
craggy canyon
oh. good thing I have ice in the fridge.
It usually works for me, or at least alleviates the anxiety symptoms
night bobcat
You people are crazy
opaque tartan
I swear I'm gonna give up on public transportation and just take the car
Get a bike
elder shale
Its literally scientifically proven but ok
night bobcat
Science hah
craggy canyon
You people are crazy
Cold water is always recommended
night bobcat
What does that ever do for us
opaque tartan
Nothing
elder shale
Keeps the homies homeostasing
craggy canyon
You gotta beat the anxiety with more anxiety
night bobcat
It's treating the symptoms not the root cause, like most western medicine
craggy canyon
It's treating the symptoms not the root cause, like most western medicine
Well I won’t be able to get a full psychology degree in a day and treat her in the same day 😂
elder shale
Haha tit
craggy canyon
I hope I dont fucking burnout wih stress wih my new role
Good luck in your new role btw
elder shale
There's like 50 fucking people kn this line
still tartan
night bobcat
I'm not gonna be able to sit down
Just tell them you are preggers
elder shale
Cut the line? Ok
elder shale
Just tell them you are preggers
Do I have to tell my gf something lol
night bobcat
I assumed it was a lie, so I'm not sure. Do you?
craggy canyon
Lmao
outer quiver
Just tell them you are preggers
They're a male
night bobcat
Yes
opaque tartan
It's treating the symptoms not the root cause, like most western medicine
Have you had your pills today?
night bobcat
So they will think he's nuts and let him sit
night bobcat
Have you had your pills today?
All of em
night bobcat
I cannot confirm nor deny that in this location
still tartan
opaque tartan
Lipstick stains too
night blade
Hi
night bobcat
Speak of the devil
night blade
Aaaaw
night bobcat
Excuse you
Bless you
night bobcat
Ty
night blade
<:ohreally:1102879189268439120>
Smooches on you forehead
elder shale
They're a male
Hoe do you know
still tartan
you gonna fix that one or 
night bobcat
Crocodile Dundee test
outer quiver
Hoe do you know
Looked at your pronouns
elder shale
It's the internet
pure sapphire
TIL some people microwave their ice cream????
night bobcat
You are the internet
still tartan
TIL some people *microwave their ice cream????*
That’s rancid
elder shale
I can have fabricated an entire persona
night bobcat
TIL some people *microwave their ice cream????*
How else can you make vanilla soup?
still tartan
How else can you make vanilla soup?
The way the lord intended, by oven baking
outer quiver
TIL some people *microwave their ice cream????*
You're supposed to?
night blade
They're a male
Male, a cat ?
pure sapphire
Are you even human anymore if you microwave ice cream? I say no
still tartan
Are you even human anymore if you microwave ice cream? I say no <:sip:8521640578...
Seriously. Pull it out the freezer, wait for it to thaw, get impatient and try to carve it out before it thaws
outer quiver
Microwave the spoon
night bobcat
If your ice cream is so cold you have to let it thaw, your freezer is too cold
outer quiver
Or just use a blowtorch on the ice cream
elder shale
If your ice cream is so cold you have to let it thaw, your freezer is too cold
Gleam is the type of guy to melt an ice cube before putting it in his drink
Jk lmfao
night bobcat
Who puts ice in their drink?
still tartan
omg
elder shale
But yea if your ice cream is literally a shin-throwing brick
opaque tartan
Not in alcohol
inland grotto
Who puts ice in their drink?
I do.
night bobcat
Scotch on the rocks, hold the frigging rocks
opaque tartan
In sodas
teal raptor
good eve
outer quiver
Who puts ice in their drink?
Idk about you but I put it in my milk and soda
elder shale
If you make me a mojito without ice, I'm breaking someone's knee caps
But yea hold the rocks on scotch ty
still tartan
I want to weaponize my food. If I can throw the ice cream tub and it’s hard enough to break a granite countertop that’s the right temperature
inland grotto
Especially if I’m going to be out biking, I put ice cubes in my vacuum-flask water bottle so it stays colder.
elder shale
I want to weaponize my food. If I can throw the ice cream tub and it’s hard enou...
This is the way
opaque tartan
@night bobcat imagine mixing something with brews that have been waiting for you to sample them for 15 to 25 years or more
ocean pebble
Idk about you but I put it in my milk and soda
Boy you had better be joking about that milk one
teal raptor
What is it the eve of?
Kleve
silent wagon
Ice milk ice milk
outer quiver
Boy you had better be joking about that milk one
I'm not
ocean pebble
MILK AND SODA?!
Two separate things not mixed together
night bobcat
<@457165322957619201> imagine mixing something with brews that have been waiting...
Nope
still tartan
outer quiver
I even put milk and soda together with ice sometimes
silent wagon
I think that's a sin
ocean pebble
I even put milk and soda together with ice sometimes
still tartan
Bannable offense pretty sure
silent wagon
If not it should be, lol
inland grotto
I was thinking of it being mixed. Like a rum and coke.
outer quiver
No
inland grotto
I even put milk and soda together with ice sometimes
night bobcat
I even put milk and soda together with ice sometimes
ocean pebble
I was thinking of it being mixed. Like a rum and coke.
Maybe if it’s milk and root beer it’d be somewhat reminiscent of a root beer float that the ice cream has melted in?
inland grotto
Maybe if it’s milk and root beer it’d be somewhat reminiscent of a root beer flo...
True.
still tartan
I mix sodas sometimes. But the idea of some carbonated milk drink just doesn’t sound right 
elder shale
Bannable offense pretty sure
Offence
night bobcat
Defense
elder shale
Defence
ocean pebble
I mix sodas sometimes. But the idea of some carbonated milk drink just doesn’t s...
Carbonated milk is literally just spoiled milk
inland grotto
But soda always makes me think of soda water/sparkling water.
elder shale
Compromise: Offensce
I accept this
still tartan
Carbonated milk is literally just spoiled milk
Some bonus aspartame in there
ocean pebble
But soda always makes me think of soda water/sparkling water.
Wait so what do you call sodas like root beer, coke, ect?
I just call them all soda
inland grotto
They’re sodas or soft drinks.
silent wagon
I even put milk and soda together with ice sometimes
You need not one but two Space Jesuses for a sin that foul
(Spoilered the pic cuz minor Ahsoka spoiler, lol)
still tartan
Is it not alcoholic
In the US, the root beer like A&W(?) is nonalcoholic
elder shale
Im European, we don't need to fake it
We just start drinking at the ripe old age of -2
inland grotto
You might not like the taste.
inland grotto
It’s apparently rather medicinal to some Europeans.
elder shale
I like sweet drinks tbh
still tartan
You might not like the taste.
A lot of people hate it, but I like it for very special occasions
ocean pebble
Im European, we don't need to fake it
We just start drinking at the ripe old ag...
I love me some good old fetal alcohol syndrome
elder shale
If you give me a sweet stout tho, I'm throwing Wormy at you
opaque tartan
I've never had root beer
Failing at life
inland grotto
Like how cough syrup here in the States tends to be a wretched “grape” or “cherry” flavour.
elder shale
Failing at life
Word
opaque tartan
Please tell me you've had a coke float at least
elder shale
No
opaque tartan
My god man
still tartan
I pretty much only drink diet coke regularly. Just easier to keep a bunch of cans in the fridge, plus there’s the caffeine free kind which has actually been helping my sleep
opaque tartan
Fix up
elder shale
We've had this discussion before
still tartan
Bruv
elder shale
Mate
craggy canyon
Best alcohol is Everclear
elder shale
Listen
ocean pebble
Best alcohol is Everclear
I have never even heard of that
opaque tartan
Cuzzy
craggy canyon
I have never even heard of that
98% alcohol, banned in most countries
Had it in Colombia along with other things
inland grotto
Everclear is LITERAL ROCKET FUEL!
elder shale
Part of my brain wants to try. The other says that shit don't mix
I'm more torn about this than Third Century Rome
ocean pebble
98% alcohol, banned in most countries
My God, are you trying to die of alcohol poisoning?!
elder shale
Best alcohol is Everclear
Everclear that you're gonna fuckin die that's for sure