#off-topic-bond-james-bond

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elder shale
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Bom dia @craggy canyon 🍻

rotund finch
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Ugh I want a monster, no coffee today, time to throw a grown woman, caffeine tantrum

craggy canyon
rotund finch
elder shale
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Worl

wicked herald
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What’s there Reddit

rotund finch
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Lol

rotund finch
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Took me an entire day to drink a cup of coffee... 💀

sleek coral
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Wait what? Why are you throwing a grown woman? Dayum!

craggy canyon
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I haven’t drank coffee in like… 25 years

elder shale
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Ew, cold coffee

sleek coral
elder shale
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I only drink coffee when I go to the office

rotund finch
craggy canyon
elder shale
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But then I have like 8 espresso shots

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So go figure

rotund finch
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Trust me, I'm not the easiest to throw, I thicc

sleek coral
elder shale
sleek coral
craggy canyon
sleek coral
pale meadow
craggy canyon
sleek coral
elder shale
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Im part of the 25+ club does that count

craggy canyon
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Looks like Batman

pale meadow
craggy canyon
pale meadow
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I am a part of that club

elder shale
sleek coral
craggy canyon
sleek coral
elder shale
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You know what I'd go for rn?

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Bubble tea

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Or a glass of wine...

rotund finch
elder shale
craggy canyon
sleek coral
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I would go for a bubble tea too, but I'm lazy and I wanna rest so I'm not going.

rotund finch
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Never had bubble tea but looks yum

pale meadow
sleek coral
elder shale
rotund finch
elder shale
elder shale
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Vibing

sleek coral
elder shale
sleek coral
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Yes.

elder shale
sleek coral
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Beautiful

elder shale
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My favourite Indian buddy

sleek coral
craggy canyon
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He’s my favorite too

sleek coral
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My favorite code.

craggy canyon
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The only one I know too

sleek coral
elder shale
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There's only one Code

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Lmfao

sleek coral
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You.

elder shale
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I know a few

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I work with a few

craggy canyon
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I’ve only seen one Indian guy here in my town

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There are barely any across the country

sleek coral
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Dang nice. Indians are everywhere

elder shale
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My favourite co-worker left the team a few months ago, she was Indian 😭

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More Freya? ok

sleek coral
sleek coral
elder shale
craggy canyon
elder shale
sleek coral
# elder shale

What happened to your hand? Looks like Freya left her mark on you.

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Is that a dish? Sounds like a dish.

craggy canyon
sleek coral
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That too.

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Now I'm hungry.

elder shale
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Lmao

craggy canyon
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My black cat left me a mark yesterday lol

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She’s not very friendly

pale meadow
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Awwww, mine was

elder shale
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She peek

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You're not gonna get new pics of Freya until Monday btw

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Out of town with gf

craggy canyon
sleek coral
# elder shale

At a glance it looked like you're trying to show your figure, but then I looked at it carefully.

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I am disappoint.

pale meadow
elder shale
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If it's any consolation

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I'm naked under there

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Lmfao

rotund finch
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I has no new pics of my kitteh

craggy canyon
sleek coral
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Show old

rotund finch
craggy canyon
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Awwww

rotund finch
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Fiesty

elder shale
rotund finch
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I love !y daily peek-a-boo kitty games

elder shale
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Love !y

craggy canyon
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The kitty that came visit one day outside the house

elder shale
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I like your porch

rotund finch
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Kitty visits are noce

sleek coral
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I don't have a cat but im sure I'd be covered in cuts and bruises if I had one.

craggy canyon
elder shale
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They look like those weird wood tiles that are horrible to clean

sleek coral
rotund finch
rotund finch
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He lets me trim his claws most days

craggy canyon
pale meadow
rotund finch
elder shale
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I haven't cut Freya's nails yet lol

sleek coral
rotund finch
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I started Siris on getting claw trims when I first got him, has no problem letting me touch the soft toebeans

craggy canyon
rotund finch
sleek coral
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Hahahaha!

rotund finch
craggy canyon
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WEED

elder shale
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I'll ask the vet to cut her nails when she goes in for the spaying

elder shale
craggy canyon
elder shale
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Shame

rotund finch
elder shale
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A última vez que fumei foi na passagem de ano tb lol

sleek coral
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The face my dog makes when I'm messing with him. No anger, no barking, no biting, just growling and following my lead. 🤣

craggy canyon
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Eu não fumo mas já usei outras coisas kakakakaka

sleek coral
pale meadow
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Ok phew

sleek coral
sleek coral
elder shale
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Mumthos

craggy canyon
sleek coral
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Yes! nervous

elder shale
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We're not junkies

craggy canyon
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It’s in the passado

elder shale
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Promise

craggy canyon
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I don’t do stuff anymore

sleek coral
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We're not junkies.

elder shale
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I just drink

sleek coral
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Promise

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I just drink

elder shale
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Stop, you tubercule

sleek coral
elder shale
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This bus is full af

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Fmo

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Fml

sleek coral
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Bus? Off to work or returning?

craggy canyon
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Im unemployed 🥺

elder shale
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Neither

sleek coral
pale meadow
craggy canyon
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My interview yesterday was a big failure

elder shale
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Going out of town with gf until Monday

sleek coral
sleek coral
pale meadow
craggy canyon
elder shale
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I should've taken the car but she was being a cutiepie and didn't want me to waste gas smh

sleek coral
elder shale
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No

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Freya stays home

sleek coral
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What? For the entire weekend?

elder shale
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Yes?

sleek coral
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😦

elder shale
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She's not alone

sleek coral
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She's be so lonely

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Okay.

craggy canyon
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She has the company of the spirits that inhabit the house

sleek coral
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Damn it! My plan to send you on a guilt trip failed drastically.

teal raptor
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Korvaxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

elder shale
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It won't work

sleek coral
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Klinsssssskkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

teal raptor
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Coooooooooooode

elder shale
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Kliiiiiiiiiisnk

rotund finch
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Time to snuggy kitty blobbo

teal raptor
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where can I check my xp level?

elder shale
sleek coral
rotund finch
elder shale
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I do

pale meadow
rotund finch
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Den snuggy yours I no gib

elder shale
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She's next to me Kek

sleek coral
elder shale
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She says hi

teal raptor
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eww my next role color is ugly

rotund finch
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XD

pale meadow
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I have big dog so I win DogsOfDiscord_3_SmileyDog

sleek coral
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Hi 👋

teal raptor
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Korvax, can I have a custom color pls? :sobm:

sleek coral
elder shale
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No Man's Colour

pale meadow
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What about after level 50?

elder shale
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No

teal raptor
elder shale
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No one gets custom colours anymore

pale meadow
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It's soooo long to get to 100😭

sleek coral
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If I mute you @teal raptor you'll have a serverside mute role. That comes in a different color than what you have currently.

elder shale
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Only the top 5 or 10 XP people had them

sleek coral
elder shale
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Mute me

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No don't

teal raptor
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mutiny me

craggy canyon
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I just wanted the orange color 🥲

sleek coral
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Talk more lol

rotund finch
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Lol

craggy canyon
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It will take foreverrrrrr

teal raptor
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I want #ef6815

elder shale
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I have all the colours

teal raptor
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Code cheater

sleek coral
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I want top traveler too

rotund finch
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Sorry gif lag lol

pale meadow
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🤨

teal raptor
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that is an awesome gif ngl

craggy canyon
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It’s trippy

teal raptor
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Electrocord

sleek coral
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Gib top traveler

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@limber fractal

elder shale
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You know you can give it yourself right

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Mf forgets he's a mod smh

sleek coral
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I'm sad. Really. Really. Sad.

sleek coral
elder shale
sleek coral
elder shale
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Also I don't get the Louvre one

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I been hearting for like 2 weeks, where's my role 😭

sleek coral
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There is a "whatever the word is" for the hearts, limiting us from spamming.

elder shale
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Right but still

sleek coral
elder shale
sleek coral
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Lol

craggy canyon
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I’m too cool for roles

rotund finch
ruby bay
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ტოპე

elder shale
elder shale
sleek coral
sleek coral
craggy canyon
elder shale
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Goo goo da da

sleek coral
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Lol

rotund finch
elder shale
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I am

sleek coral
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Code right now

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We're both crying for roles. 🤣

rotund finch
elder shale
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I smell vanilla

rotund finch
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Git gud scrubs

craggy canyon
elder shale
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Lol

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You okay?

sleek coral
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Why are you keeping a tab on your ex bf's bio? I wanted to ask but I won't.

craggy canyon
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I’m more than okay lol

elder shale
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My last breakup was rough but I'm oki now

craggy canyon
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Because he writes it for me every single day and I find it hilarious 😂

elder shale
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Oof

sleek coral
elder shale
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Dude needs to move on

craggy canyon
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Agreed

sleek coral
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My last breakup was in 2018. It felt nice.

elder shale
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Weee almost to our destination

craggy canyon
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He’s the one who left idk why he’s so upset now

elder shale
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Beach all weekend

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Getting myself a tan

craggy canyon
sleek coral
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Niceeee! Happy for you Code KannaPog

high kestrel
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It's raining all weekend finally

teal raptor
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it's cold and windy here 😦

sleek coral
elder shale
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Come to Portugal

teal raptor
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Portugal bad

rotund finch
elder shale
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You're bad

sleek coral
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Reported

rotund finch
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XD

sleek coral
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Men are derp!

elder shale
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Not all men are scum of the earth ok

rotund finch
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I know I know lol

elder shale
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Me? I'm godly, worthy of worship

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Jk lmao

sleek coral
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You're not. I know. Freya knows. Your girlfriend knows.

craggy canyon
high kestrel
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@rotund finch more like little boys, I feel people forgot what men are like with all these sissies running around crying acting like children

sleek coral
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But most are, Code. Most are.

elder shale
craggy canyon
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I’m pretty lucky then, took me a month lmao

elder shale
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Now I'm with someone who puts in as much effort as I do and it's great

craggy canyon
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That’s awesome

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That’s how it should be

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Relationships are supposed to add in your life and not suck all of it

rotund finch
sleek coral
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For me I found out she was embezzling money, so I said "mine. We can't go on anymore, sorry but my love for money is more than human flesh and emotions."

elder shale
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She's reading this so feel free to boost her ego

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XD

rotund finch
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🤣🤣

sleek coral
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What do we call a female code?

pale meadow
sleek coral
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Umm...

sleek coral
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A function?

mint spear
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NO

sleek coral
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Ok

craggy canyon
sleek coral
craggy canyon
sleek coral
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I am, actually 😅

elder shale
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If I'm the code, shes the IDE

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But integrated development environment is a mouthful so

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Lmfao

sleek coral
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LMAO!

craggy canyon
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I’m really sorry tho I can’t imagine someone you chose to trust doing that to you

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It’d break my heart

sleek coral
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It's alright, she ain't with me anymore and my life has been much better ever since.

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I mean, compared to what it was before, after my first separation.

craggy canyon
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Yeah, I feel better now too. Won’t deny that I had amazing moments that were unique but they’re gone and now I need to make myself happy

elder shale
high kestrel
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Hugs are just cuddles but standing

sleek coral
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🫂

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That's why I said you've got us.

high kestrel
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I love cuddles, I'm a big cuddles monster lol

elder shale
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Same

sleek coral
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Me too

craggy canyon
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Who doesn’t? I suspect only monsters don’t

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😂

sleek coral
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But rizz is a monster.

elder shale
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Have arrived

craggy canyon
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Who’s rizz 🥲

elder shale
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Gonna find the bungalow, ttyl

sleek coral
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I'm a sucker for physical attention. Hugs, cuddles, walking hand in hand, yeah that's my "language".

sleek coral
high kestrel
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Yup physical touch the best

craggy canyon
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I love that too tbh it’s hard not to even on a hot day

elder shale
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Assert your dominance by licking your partner in the face

craggy canyon
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LOL

high kestrel
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Lol

sleek coral
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Human love language, code, not canine.

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Smh my head

craggy canyon
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rip in peace

sleek coral
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Exactly milklaugh

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Ok feline, still.

sleek coral
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Go like your IDE, I dare you.

elder shale
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Bet

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I'm gonna get slapped

sleek coral
modest meadow
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Cat doesn’t care about this dog anymore

elder shale
pale meadow
elder shale
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Yes

high kestrel
pale meadow
elder shale
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She's Freya's mum by proxy lol

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Can't have animals in her apartment, landlord is stingy

high kestrel
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@pale meadow I don't have nitro it's a cat lol

pale meadow
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Ok, dm it to me and I will post it

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@high kestrel

sleek coral
elder shale
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Lmao

sleek coral
pale meadow
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@high kestrel

primal kelp
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still not embedded on my end

pale meadow
primal kelp
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hacking you

pale meadow
primal kelp
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compressing texture files from rimworld

pale meadow
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Ah

primal kelp
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dunno why its using cpu

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i set it to gpu usage

pale meadow
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That's odd

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Must be a command issue

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What CPU is it?

elder shale
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The Central Processing Unit kind Kek

primal kelp
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9 7900x3d

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its fine its just the app

pale meadow
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@elder shale do you know if those have scheduling issues?

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I thought there were problems with the way L3 memory was being addressed

primal kelp
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weird i guess the way it works is still more cpu intensive

pale meadow
primal kelp
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yeah its not an issue i just expected more gpu usage

pale meadow
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Well that's good at least

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When I do upgrade my CPU, I will lap it for better performance

primal kelp
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oh its prob bc my vram is 24

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its using 4gb

pale meadow
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🤣

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I am tempted to take a flat surface into work and see if they will help insure its real flat 🤔

stray lantern
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have yall played the first descendant

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so good

craggy canyon
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It looks pretty bad to me

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Like if Warframe and destiny had a baby in the deep web

elder shale
pale meadow
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While I have the system apart for upgrading. I will lap my CPU. Threadripper is a biggg die size lol

pure sapphire
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I had a very surreal dream last night

pale meadow
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Oh

pure sapphire
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And the guy I'm going out with was there for half of it but then we passed a huge gator pool and he decided to jump in Aaahhhhh

pale meadow
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Noooooo

pure sapphire
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From there it was schrödinger all over, is he frens with the gators or food

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I never found out, was chased off by people in half masks because I was the religious figure of a cult and could bless stuff by engraving the phrases of blessing with my fingers

pale meadow
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Interesting

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How is the relationship going by the way?

pure sapphire
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There was also a pickup truck in the kitchen and I put a tortoise I'd found in the back

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Going well so far, have third date planned for tomorrow if the weather isn't terrible like it is today

pale meadow
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Do you have a backup in case it does?

pure sapphire
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I was gonna ask if he wants to try watching a movie through a discord call instead or something lol. I can't do anything next weekend as I've already made plans with friends long before I started going out w him, so it would have to be the weekend after to reschedule in person stuff like roller skating

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Maybe we can play some multi-player games on steam or something lol

pale meadow
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Why can't you watch a movie together?

pure sapphire
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We could

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Over discord or something, as we live in the same area but not close enough for travel to be worth it when the weather and road conditions are this bad. Supposed to flood quite a bit today

pale meadow
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Oh, I find it's better in person when dating

pure sapphire
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I do too

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But I don't want to drive in this weather and end up dead 😔

pale meadow
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Nooooo

primal kelp
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you could still end up dead, a nuke could fall on your house

jaunty copper
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like donny darko

pure sapphire
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I care significantly less about "oh no sudden death I can't do anything about" lol

pale meadow
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Hahaha

primal kelp
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but ya no go, discord movie date is fine

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i like them

pure sapphire
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Car accident because road conditions were horrible that's easily preventable by not driving? Lame way to go imo

primal kelp
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if a nuke does fall make sure to be on the toilet

pure sapphire
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Obviously

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I gotta become an environmental story telling toilet skeleton

primal kelp
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yep

pale meadow
pure sapphire
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If the weather improves tomorrow we will probably go downtown again with an umbrella, we have this idea for a date where we flip a coin a bunch and then either side it lands on determines if we go left or right

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And then wherever you end up is where you have the date

pale meadow
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I will steal that idea for a future date

primal kelp
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lands in cemetery

pure sapphire
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That would be cool

primal kelp
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with a family already there mourning

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then you pull out a picnic

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eat and watch

pale meadow
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Insures no cemeteries nearby when selecting an area

primal kelp
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still going from earlier

pale meadow
pure sapphire
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Told him about the surreal gator dream, he said it would be very unfortunate if my fingers could act like engraving tools

pure sapphire
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I agree, we could never hold hands if that were the case Aaahhhhh

pale meadow
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Same, I love you but not that much lol

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If it were my dogs then that's a different story

undone moat
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h

crimson fern
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@slim charm hello

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im glad to hear about you beating cancer

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my dad had cancer so I have a personal interest in seeing cancer get defeated

slim charm
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Needed a bone marrow transplant

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Donor was found

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So lucky

pale meadow
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How long was the wait?

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I have heard that can take forever

craggy canyon
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I had cancer on my throat as well, but luckily got it removed through laser surgery a few years ago

pale meadow
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Dame👀

spare badge
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Over hill, over dale, we will hit the dusty trail. And those cassions go rolling along.

elder shale
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Ainda bem que estás bem ShibaHeart

craggy canyon
shut dock
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Just found out the people that moved into a house on my street have a Shiba Enu that fully lives up to the memes, in looks and personality lol

craggy canyon
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Sorry for bringing the mood down but I'm completely fine now I swear

shut dock
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The thing just ran through a screen door to come see me XD

pale meadow
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I originally wanted one of those lol

shut dock
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I love em, theyre like city huskies

pale meadow
elder shale
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Cat

pale meadow
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More dogs pics

pure sapphire
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I'm gonna dye doggo with beet juice DocSpook

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She will be vaguely pink tinged it'll be hilarious

inland grotto
vague hawk
rotund finch
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When you go to game and your body demands you eat more than just yogurt

pale meadow
rotund finch
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Two containers, one was cheesecake flavored. The other was toasted coconut flavored

pale meadow
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Yeah, more food then that for sure

rotund finch
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So leftovers

pale meadow
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Yum

rotund finch
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Veggies only, no meat

pale meadow
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What is the meat looking substance that I see?

rotund finch
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Cooked the red cabbage, mushroom, bell pepper, tomatoes, and minced garlic in the pan

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So probably the red cabbage and mushrooms lol

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Surprisingly good in spaghetti

pale meadow
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Ah, that would make sense lol

rotund finch
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I also put in parmesan cheese a moment ago

pale meadow
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Ooooo, yum

rotund finch
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Got about two servings in this bowl but I am too hungry not to eat it lol

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Still have half of my red cabbage left so tonight I am going to oven roast it with veggies, and oven baked chicken

pale meadow
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Ooooo, yum

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So you are having lunch I take it?

rotund finch
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Maybe some stovetop rice too

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Yup, 1pm for me

pale meadow
bold island
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rice makers are such a simple concept that makes a world of a difference

rotund finch
pale meadow
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They are, I have had mine since I moved out of my parents house like ten years ago. It been with me through two apartments and finally my house

rotund finch
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They are nice, I might buy one this year

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They're also just great for steaming other foods too

jovial dragon
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Anyone try the new cyberpunk update yet?

bold island
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crock pots are good too. i just fill it with water, add beans, turn it on high

pale meadow
bold island
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come back two hours or so, and voila, beans

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=]

rotund finch
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Not a bean person unless they're refried beans, mashed in a burrito lol

bold island
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not even rice and beans?

rotund finch
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Nope

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The texture bothers me

bold island
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beans by themselves are kind of a drag

rotund finch
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Now I will make taco soup so I do eat it that way when the mood strikes

bold island
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but mixed with rice is better

spiral zephyr
pale meadow
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I wish I could do that, stupid diet making we not gain weight 😮‍💨

bold island
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supposedly rice and beans are a "perfect protein"

jovial dragon
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Gonna take that as a nada.

rotund finch
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I have gall bladder issues and having stomach problems for months so I had to make a change

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And no sorry

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Was just wrapped up in the food Convo lol

jovial dragon
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Hmmm...I've been tinkering with it.

bold island
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bread makers are just like rice makers

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throw everything in it, and hit go

jovial dragon
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On an existing character, so I haven't been able to really do anything, exisiting characters got screwed in the update.

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But it's pretty awesime

rotund finch
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If I'm gonna make bread. I'm going to bake it

bold island
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they say order is imporant, but I can verify it's not

tardy juniper
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🥖

bold island
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One should understand that bread machines are the rice makers of bread

pale meadow
#

Hahaha

bold island
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they are a utility, not a novelty

pale meadow
#

The amount of bread that I eat I should definitely get one lol

tardy juniper
#

so, discord, why are you putting emoji I've never used above the emoji I use all the damn time?

bold island
#

totes

pale meadow
#

If anyone knows ones that are good

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I have yet to kill my rice cooker. "Knooks on wood"

rotund finch
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Also the yogurt I been eating has protein so that helps

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Been backing off of red meats, more of a fish person anyways

rotund finch
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But oml I love pizza

pale meadow
rotund finch
pale meadow
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Dame, it's a treat for me

rotund finch
#

Well we have food assistance, and ran out of that money so was eating out more often than anything

pale meadow
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Ah, it's just you and your kid? No means to intrude on you personal life

rotund finch
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So when I got the money, I bought lots of veggies, yogurt to help stabilize enzimes

pale meadow
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Good call

rotund finch
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Husband too, him and I have mental issues so neither of us can stand to work at a normal job

pale meadow
#

Awwww

rotund finch
#

My kiddo is also autistic, which I am sure I also have. And his father has too

pale meadow
#

So am IDogsOfDiscord_3_SmileyDog

rotund finch
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Thankfully our home is fully paid off so that leaves some money and things are less of a struggle

pale meadow
#

Dame, 👏

rotund finch
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As a kid I was only social when I had to be, preferred my own company or animals to people

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My cat I have is definitely anxiety relief too so yay

pale meadow
#

So did I, now as an adult I love to have people over

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Weird 😅

rotund finch
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I don't I socialize online mostly

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Trying to get my brat cat into my lap lmao

pale meadow
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I do when it's necessary at work. I keep my social circles separate

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Hahaha

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Good luck

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I have dogs DogsOfDiscord_2_DoggiesClaps

rotund finch
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Keeps circling around me and I just wanna pet him lol

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He's way more snuggly when I feel depressed

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If I had treats. He'd be up in my lap lmao

pale meadow
#

Animals are like that. For that exact reason I have them on my arm as a reminder I am loved

rotund finch
#

Yeah, I have such a soft spot for animals, I have a close bond with my cat too even meow at each other

pale meadow
rotund finch
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My cat went to my discarded clothes, that adorable little asshole

sleek coral
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Lolol!

rotund finch
#

Kitties do kitty things

rotund finch
sleek coral
pale meadow
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No, I want fall weather. Much better for hiking DogsOfDiscord_2_DoggiesClaps

vague hawk
rotund finch
vague hawk
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Ours is supposed to be quite literally on the months.

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Closer than some other places.

rotund finch
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Yeah

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I hate spring, my allergies go into overdrive

vague hawk
#

Always had a Flowery Halloween.

pale meadow
#

We get it right around this time of year

rotund finch
#

Watching da kitty nose sniffs, why is it so cute oml

vague hawk
#

Aw.

rotund finch
#

Adorable lil savages

pale meadow
#

That they are lol

rotund finch
#

Just glad mine was good with my kid lol

bold island
#

I just put on rice, beans, peas and bread.

rotund finch
#

Ew beans and peas

bold island
#

well i'm going to probably fry up the rice and beans

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shoulda put on some spinach too

rotund finch
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That might be good

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Yeee

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I love spinach

bold island
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rice and peas*

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me too

pale meadow
#

There vet bills are expensive but totally worth it

rotund finch
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Mine doesn't really go to the vet

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Can't afford a regular vet bill

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But I keep a close eye on him

pale meadow
#

Thankfully mine only go every couple of months

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Then it's once a year. The puppy was much more in the beginning. Now that she is older it's once a year

rotund finch
#

Had my cat since he was 6months old

pale meadow
#

My little one since she was 9 months old. My big one since she was three months old

rotund finch
#

Got him from the animal shelter, best friend I've ever had

pale meadow
rotund finch
#

Awww fur baby pile

pale meadow
#

Yeah

rotund finch
#

Everything but cat bed is cat bed for my cat 🤣🥹

pale meadow
#

There are bones everywhere for my dogs lol

bold island
#

we might be getting a fence for our yard (I live with my parents)

vague hawk
#

Mine has that.

bold island
#

I'm looking forward to it, so my dog can roam relatively free and without someone watching over her.

bold island
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I hope to build a tiny, tiny, tiny home

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aka dog house

rotund finch
vague hawk
#

Yeah. exoheart exoheart

bold island
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I'm meditating on my silver round that is themed "Emojis"

rotund finch
#

I nuzzle my cat every day, give him kitty massages, he knows he's loved

vague hawk
#

Paws.

pale meadow
#

Every day before I leave for work I tell my dogs I love them

sleek coral
#

I had my dog since he was 3 months old, now he's a big boy of 11 years.

bold island
sleek coral
rotund finch
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I love massaging his toebeans

vague hawk
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YES!

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The toebeans are very precious.

rotund finch
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Yeee, mine has pink and grey toebeans

sleek coral
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The fur between them is more precious when you manage to tickle the floofs.

rotund finch
#

Yes so soft

sleek coral
#

They kick involuntarily... that's just cute af.

rotund finch
#

I also rub the belly floof despite being assaulted

pale meadow
#

I am going to get mine tattooed on me

sleek coral
#

Level up deserving statement.

rotund finch
#

Lmao gunter

bold island
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hahaha, I wish I could just spend all day with my dog

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like I had a tattoo

pale meadow
#

Hold on I have drawing of it

vague hawk
#

Also adorable when they put their paw on you.

rotund finch
#

Being spoiled baby

vague hawk
#

Or when they scratch themselves because you scratch on their ears.

pale meadow
vague hawk
#

Aww.

pale meadow
#

This👆

rotund finch
#

He lets me massage his ears

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Leans into my hand

vague hawk
#

I love the ears yes.

rotund finch
#

Soft ear rubbies

pale meadow
#

I have them in order of ages on my right arm. This is in order of size

rotund finch
#

Cute

pale meadow
#

I haven't finished it yet

vague hawk
#

Terrible photo my apologies.

rotund finch
#

Cute floof

silent wagon
#

Cats are cute, but my parents have a fluffy demon in their yard 😂

pale meadow
#

Ooo, leash training

silent wagon
#

Yee, him and his brother got trained when they were kittens

pale meadow
#

Smart

rotund finch
#

I kinda wanna leash train my boy

silent wagon
#

It's not hard tbh, same process as training a dog

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It's easier when they're young, of course

pale meadow
#

Except a dog can potentially damage your arm lol

rotund finch
#

They just gotta get use to the sensation, he's 11 years old

pale meadow
#

That will be a shock for him DogsOfDiscord_2_Laughter

silent wagon
elder shale
#

I need to pee

rotund finch
#

Lol yeah but i think he'll enjoy the end result

rotund finch
silent wagon
#

He's easier to deal with on a leash than the cat when the cat decides he's gonna gtfo, just gotta be more stubborn than him cuz he's a Lab 😆

pale meadow
silent wagon
#

Soon I shall see the Good Boy™️ doggo again, I'm gonna house/pet sit for my parents in November 😌

rotund finch
#

Lol yeah cats are skittish fr, got trails near my home though

silent wagon
#

And then there's the third critter, who is basically just this picture personified 😂

rotund finch
#

Cute

pale meadow
#

Awwwwww

rotund finch
#

Napping kitties so cutes

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Just wanna snuggy them

silent wagon
#

I simply don't question how he chooses to nap sometimes, lol

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He doesn't cat very well 🤣

bold island
#

I just had rice, peas and sesame dressing.

silent wagon
#

Tbh he acts more like a dog or something

bold island
#

All I can say is, Aldis, and it's bomb as f*ck.

pale meadow
#

Eh, I shall pass

bold island
#

lol

shut dock
#

Xygote is my fave Scrabble play

rotund finch
#

Lmao cats find the odded positions that are comfy to their super flexible skeletal structure

elder shale
#

My dad sent me lol

rotund finch
#

Kitty snuggy nap time

bold island
#

this is an official cat-aholic channel

inland grotto
tardy juniper
#

some of us are allergic to cats

neat jetty
#

Same and I’ll still keep mine 💅

mint spear
#

yoo any1 know the ancient game fortnite????

wet pollen
neat jetty
#

Doxxed myself a tiny bit with that one

#

Take this one instead

lucid granite
#

did you take a pic right next to a paper containing your full home address, full name, social security number, and mother's maiden name?

night blade
#

I hope it has been deleted

pale meadow
rotund finch
#

Ah nap time... I say that and I hear my mother in-law being loud af in the kitchen

#

Need to invest in earplugs

pale meadow
#

Or sound proof the walls of the house

tardy juniper
#

or a "problem-solver"

night blade
shut dock
#

So, to me, pineapple on pizza tastes gross - but I find the taste of pizza that has had pineapple picked off of it strangely pleasant lmao.

pale meadow
#

@opaque tartan @hallow isle the most PR response I have ever seen from a driver lol

still tartan
#

I’m not a fan of the stringy texture of pineapple to begin with but my pizza’s pretty basic. Pepperoni, garlic, jalapeño bcaApprovingNod

ocean pebble
wet pollen
#

My bf's

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Her name is Ginger

ocean pebble
#

Ginger is a very cute dog

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Doggos approved!

elder shale
#

Love you

elder shale
#

Love ginger

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She's my3 beer

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N4stie

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Bestie

pale meadow
#

@elder shale are you ok?

elder shale
#

Tes

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Ues

#

Yes

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I'm tipsy

ocean pebble
#

Been drinking?

#

Yep

elder shale
#

Pat says hi

ocean pebble
#

Who?

pale meadow
#

That's my guess lol

elder shale
#

My gf

ocean pebble
elder shale
#

Bet

ocean pebble
#

Anyways

still tartan
#

Hi Pat

pale meadow
ocean pebble
shut dock
#

@still tartan exactly, the texture of pineapple is gross but the flavour itself isnt bad

elder shale
#

I'm chil

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Chilli

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Lmao

#

Chill

ocean pebble
# elder shale Nah

Don’t say I didn’t warn you if you end up saying something you shouldn’t

elder shale
#

I eill say something i shouldn't

still tartan
#

Something you shouldn’t

#

aha

elder shale
#

Love you Tacos, you're a good kid

still tartan
#

im so funny please laugh

elder shale
ocean pebble
hard vine
#

@still tartan whmwave

sterile tartan
hard vine
#

How u doin wormy?

rotund finch
#

Actually managed to nap yay

pale meadow
#

And the kido?

rotund finch
#

Playing Minecraft

#

Plus his daddy is out there

pale meadow
#

Dogs are liquid lol

rotund finch
#

Lol yes almost like cats

pale meadow
#

Yes, but bigger lol

rotund finch
#

Lol yup

bold island
#

I believe that FLCL is a result of reading Mangas backward.

elder shale
#

Ayo

#

I'm full

#

Help

pale meadow
#

Your GF can empty you

elder shale
#

Maybe in the morning

#

She's knocked out

pale meadow
#

So thing will go well for you laterDogsOfDiscord_2_DogeWink

edgy egret
#

so I think hand lines are the best way to catch blue crabs; I was so hesistant to try them because it just seemed dumb; you're assuming they don't let go when they can let go any time they want

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but what I failed to consider is how dumb crabs are lol

bold island
#

I want to rescue a lobster from the market and keep it as a pet.

edgy egret
#

yesterday I caught two crabs with traps over like a 4 hour period; but we caught 7 with hand lines in the same period, not to mention all the ones we pulled in with hand lines that were too small to keep

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and I just caught two more in our backyard with a handline

pale meadow
#

Is your backyard the beach?

edgy egret
#

technically yes, just not what you imagine when you think of your standard beach

bold island
#

Reise Reise Seamann Reise

edgy egret
#

it looks like a forested/wooded area with a lake, but the lake is actually saltwater and has tides

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it doesn't look like a beach you go take a vacation to

pale meadow
#

Ah, ok

edgy egret
#

but it's still technically a beach and there are a lot of crabs

near cosmos
#

sleep

edgy egret
#

the problem is that there's a lot of clams so you can really only use handlines when the tide is at it's highest

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otherwise your ilne will get snagged

#

the pier works better as there isn't as many clams, but it has a different problem: it's high up and you also have to wait for high tide, otherwise it's too hard to scoop the crabs out of the water lol

#

I think the best place would be one of those floating piers, but most of them here have no crabbing/fishing signs

pale meadow
#

Couldn't you set one up yourself?

edgy egret
#

not anything that would be stable let alone work....

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you have to be very careful at the "beach" in my backyard; it's actually very dangerous and contrasts your stereotypical beach by a long shot

#

the bottom isn't sand like vacation beaches; it's a very thick mud, almost like clay, that you can get stuck in very easily

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so even though the water isn't high enough to drown in, you might not be able to move, and they're at the mercy of sharks, stingrays, and jellyfish

pale meadow
#

Dame

edgy egret
#

I almost got stuck one time trying to walk out a bit further than usual and nearly lost a boot trying to get back out

#

it's like quicksand

pale meadow
#

Hehe

edgy egret
#

you won't sink all the way down into it; but you won't be able to go anywhere; you'll just be stuck in place

#

and that water attracts a lot of deadly creatures

pale meadow
#

That it does, especially where you are

edgy egret
#

we fish out there somtimes and have caught severals sharks and a stingray

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and we see jellyfish when we take the canoe out

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and yeah we take a canoe out there (my dad and I).... probably shouldn't be lol

pale meadow
#

I have seen jellyfish once in the wild and stayed away

edgy egret
#

also go ahead and count the blue crabs in for dangerous creatures; they're not very big but don't understand the concept of fleeing lol

pale meadow
#

Do they fight back?

edgy egret
#

they'll fight even if they have an escape route

edgy egret
pale meadow
#

Hahaha

edgy egret
#

you will 100% have a bad time if you step on one

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and when they grab on, they don't like to let go; you have to pry them off

#

I use a set of large metal tongs when I have to deal with ones I caught

pale meadow
#

Good call, I would kill them first then deal with them

edgy egret
#

they're very hard to kill; I've found the best way is to just put them in the freezer. It sounds cruel but it's not nearly as cruel as cooking them alive as they basically just go to sleep and never wake up

pale meadow
#

Yeah, freezer is the better way

edgy egret
#

I did try a method involving a knife through a specific spot in their shell but it wasn't working very well so I went back to just freezing

#

in my defense, most people here, like 90% probably, just cook them alive lol

#

so at least I'm trying to not be cruel

#

you can't even find a resturant that doesn't cook them alive; it's basically just standard practice here

pale meadow
#

We cook them alive here in New England

edgy egret
#

yeah exactly lol; I let them die in the freezer first and then cook

pale meadow
#

I believe 🤔

edgy egret
#

I also clean them before cooking because it's easier to get the guts out

#

after you cook them, the guts get all mushy and it's hard to tell what's gut and what isn't

tardy juniper
edgy egret
#

try cleaning them first; it doesn't ruin the taste I promise; I've tasted both (cooked alive and cleaned)- bruh

#

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primal kelp
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<@&590975379678953522>

#

oh

craggy canyon
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Lolwut

regal crescent
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?mute 1111403609381421156

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!mute 1111403609381421156

pliant fjordBOT
#

@regal crescent

🔇 @slim fulcrum (pyromancer4781) muted indefinitely.

edgy egret
# pale meadow So I have noticed lol

anyway, just try it if you ever get the chance. People will say it ruins the taste but it doesn't. I've tried them both and they taste exactly the same. The only slight difference I noticed was that the cleaned one has more spices in it because the spices had a large open area to enter, but this didn't ruin it at all; in fact it was actually better IMO

#

and it's so much easier to clean them out when they're raw; you do it with a hose and it's super easy and fast

edgy egret
#

then you don't have to mess with it anymore after it's cooked and you can just chow down

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the gills also come off a lot easier when they're raw; they basically just pop right off

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whereas when they're cooked, they get mushy and stick to the shell

pale meadow
#

Oooo

edgy egret
#

maybe it doesn't work for all crab species, but it works for blue crabs at least, which is what we get here

pale meadow
#

And you are helping stop invasive species

edgy egret
#

I won't go into too much detail because it might be nsfw, but basically when you clean them raw, just pop the top shell off like a bottle cap and use a high powered hose to rinse out everything else

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it takes like 10 to 20 seconds if you're good at it

edgy egret
#

I do like that some european nations have finally decided to best way to deal with them is to just eat them lmao; they're super delicious

pale meadow
#

As long as it's done responsibly I am ok with it

edgy egret
#

where I live though it'd be easy to mistake them as invasive; there's literally so many here that recreational (not commerical) people are allowed to catch them year round

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but they have to be at least 5 inches wide

#

but there's so many here that it's actually difficult to do regular fishing because they just take your bait; even if you have the bait closer to the surface with a float, they'll just swim up and get it lol

#

so if you don't like crab.... yeah it's a nightmare lol

pale meadow
#

I can only imagine lol

edgy egret
#

my dad and I like to fish too, but we also love crabbing, so we just do both whenever we go out; line up some fishing rods and also line up some hand lines and crab traps; if you don't catch any fish, you'll probably catch some crabs, or the reverse. It's a really good combo

pale meadow
#

Either way you are walking away with something lol

edgy egret
#

if you double up like that, there's a very high chance you'll go home with SOMETHING, either a fish or a crab

pale meadow
#

Or both lol

edgy egret
#

rarely both; we usually only get both if we take the boat out and specifically go somewhere where I can drop traps off the side of the boat and not have the current take them away

#

most of the time it's one or the other, and lately it's mostly been crabs, but I'm not complaining; I love them

pale meadow
#

If you are where I think you are then yeah, the water current is no joke

edgy egret
#

Virginia lol; it just varies really. Like some piers have zero current and some have so much you can't do crabbing at all.

#

I've found that we catch more crabs at piers than fish, but catch more fish on the boat than crabs.

pale meadow
#

I haven't swam there yet🤔

edgy egret
#

don't; the blue crabs will get your toes lol

pale meadow
#

Noted

edgy egret
#

I should have taken a video, but earlier when I had the two new crabs I caught in a bucket, all I did was literally just look at them and they got mad and started jumping up and trying to get out

pale meadow
#

Where I am we don't have to worry about that much

edgy egret
#

and moving them from one spot to another is always a nightmare; the tongs help but often times they won't let go of the tongs after you finish moving them

pale meadow
edgy egret
#

one time we had a crab that just refused to let go of the tongs but he was the last one we caught so we just put the tongs in the freezer with him lol

#

he held on until death

pale meadow
#

Flight to the death for real lol

edgy egret
#

that's why I'm so terrified of getting piched by one; they won't let go

#

and the amount of meat you get off those claws.... it's a lot and it's all muscle

sterile tartan
edgy egret
#

I think if one got me I'd probably have to rip it's arm off to be honest

pale meadow
sterile tartan
#

It tastes like gummy worms
How is this possible

pale meadow
#

Heart could go boom

edgy egret
#

I like candy but not as a drink

sterile tartan
pale meadow
edgy egret
#

it's probably 90% sugar though lol

#

go on show us the back lmao

sterile tartan
#

No sugar

#

Water and chemicals weeee

edgy egret
#

oh I stand corrected; it's one of those diet ones

#

that just means they replaced the sugar with something else that will probably kill you in 20 years lol

elder shale
edgy egret
#

that's okay; I'm just as guilty as drinking shit like that too

sterile tartan
#

It has carrot powder in it lol

edgy egret
#

I used to drink energy drinks a lot when I had to drive to go to work; but I stopped after I was able to work from home

still tartan
#

I just drink diet soda. yummy carbonated chemicals

sterile tartan
#

I get them super occasionally
Like when I see one I don't recognize at the dollar store and just have to try it

still tartan
#

Energy drinks would probably kill me instantly 😂

sterile tartan
#

I like the weird pixel art on this one

#

Weird color choices but cool

edgy egret
#

I used to have a coworker who would drink multiple of the 300 mg of caffiene ones a day; not sure how he didn't just kill over

still tartan
sterile tartan
#

Stubbornness

edgy egret
#

and by "used" I don't mean he died lol; I moved to a different job

still tartan
#

Had a classmate who got up more than once during a two hour lecture returning with a new can of monster lmfao

sterile tartan
#

I have a habit of nursing them when I have them. I'm sure it's super bad for my teeth but I take care of them otherwise so meh

pale meadow
#

If you ever need to sweeten a mechanic up bring them monster energy drinks

edgy egret
spare badge
#

I look very poweful right now.

#

Black suit jacket, red tie, white suit shirt, charcoal grey trousers.

sterile tartan
#

Update: aftertaste of the gummy worms drink is kinda like fabric softener

spare badge
#

My new jacket is black and it's Haggar.

#

And I got a new tie and it's red.

sterile tartan
#

Nice

spare badge
#

I love power.

pale meadow
#

Don't we all

elder shale
#

My compliment was ignored I'm sad

spiral zephyr
pale meadow
elder shale
#

Not drunk

sterile tartan
pale meadow
elder shale
#

Anymore*

#

Gf is asleep I'm lying down also

#

No worries

pale meadow
#

Ok, then I apologize for missing it

craggy canyon
elder shale
pale meadow
still tartan
craggy canyon
pale meadow
elder shale
#

Tanvasco

fallen pelican
edgy egret
#

@pale meadow my dad sent me the video he took of the crabs being aggressive; I don't know if I can post it here though because some people might see it as animal abuse since they're in a bucket, but I can dm it to you if you're curious

restive haven
#

This is the most horrifying thing I've seen in years. A.I. generated Commodore "chicken head" logo...

edgy egret
#

alright

#

they're really aggressive though; I get that they're cornered and have no where to go but they act like that out of the bucket too

#

the little ones we can't keep attack us as we're trying to push them back into the water