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Ugh I want a monster, no coffee today, time to throw a grown woman, caffeine tantrum
Bom dia! 🌞
Worl
Worl
What’s there Reddit
Lol
Took me an entire day to drink a cup of coffee... 💀
Wait what? Why are you throwing a grown woman? Dayum!
I haven’t drank coffee in like… 25 years
Ew, cold coffee
So your entire lifetime?
I only drink coffee when I go to the office
I'm the woman XD
A part of it :P… my entire lifetime is 31 years
Trust me, I'm not the easiest to throw, I thicc
Oohhh, you're also in the 30s club

Are you part of our club too?
OOOO! Stop throwing yourself around. Grahdamn wahman!
Everything can be thrown its just the power requirements are the key factor lol
THATS SO CUTE
Oui, 34.9
Im part of the 25+ club does that count
Looks like Batman
No, 30 and up
Now I just randomly remembered you speaking Spanish with me LOL
I am a part of that club
Yis, my Freya
Exactly, you'll carve a beautiful shape in the ground. Don't throw, trust me. 
I have two white and one black. Actually one of the whites is more like dirty white
Que? Mi no hablo espanol.
So you have a void then?
I was thinking bubble bath but ok
Either or
Mira muchacho yo tambien no se hablar español
I would go for a bubble tea too, but I'm lazy and I wanna rest so I'm not going.
Never had bubble tea but looks yum
Same
Wadda ChatGTP. On grah!
Wait, lemme ChatGTP it. 
Im now picturing you brewing normal tea and then just making bubbles
Welp glad you think so highly of my intelligence 🤣💀

LMAO I’m waiting
He's not a boy, he's an amorphous blob

Beautiful
My favourite Indian buddy

He’s my favorite too
My favorite code.
The only one I know too

You.
Yea not much competition
I know a few
I work with a few
I’ve only seen one Indian guy here in my town
There are barely any across the country
Dang nice. Indians are everywhere
My favourite co-worker left the team a few months ago, she was Indian 😭
More Freya? ok
Morning exercise now, after grabbing pants and throwing yourself around like a bubble?
Yes please 
Aaaaaaaaaa tão fofos
What happened to your hand? Looks like Freya left her mark on you.
Is that a dish? Sounds like a dish.
O peludo é sujinho
Lmao
Awwww, mine was
She peek
You're not gonna get new pics of Freya until Monday btw
Out of town with gf
HERES JOHNNY
At a glance it looked like you're trying to show your figure, but then I looked at it carefully.
I am disappoint.

I has no new pics of my kitteh

Show old
Awwww
Fiesty
I love !y daily peek-a-boo kitty games
Love !y
The kitty that came visit one day outside the house
I like your porch
Kitty visits are noce
I don't have a cat but im sure I'd be covered in cuts and bruises if I had one.
Thanks somebody here before asked me if the tiles are wood tiles lol
They look like those weird wood tiles that are horrible to clean
Nice space you've got there
Funny you'd mention that lmao I get bruised on my hand regularly from sassy kitty wrestling, and the ocassional cut
He lets me trim his claws most days
I cut my cats’ nails regularly but 2 of them at least are pretty nice cats and they don’t hurt… most of the time 😛
I would much rather have that then dog bruises lol
Close, he grabs onto me, bites and kicks
I haven't cut Freya's nails yet lol
Knowing myself I can guarantee cuts and bruises lol! There's no way in hell I would give up on surprising the kitty. 🤣
I started Siris on getting claw trims when I first got him, has no problem letting me touch the soft toebeans
Only 1 of mine lets me trim them without struggling lol
I do it regularly myself, it's pretty funny, he thinks he's stalking me unnoticed lmao
Hahahaha!
I gave him treats and cat nip to show him they were ok
WEED
I'll ask the vet to cut her nails when she goes in for the spaying
Partilha
Lmao não uso essas coisas 
Shame
My cat eats the stuff like a deranged junkie
A última vez que fumei foi na passagem de ano tb lol
The face my dog makes when I'm messing with him. No anger, no barking, no biting, just growling and following my lead. 🤣
Eu não fumo mas já usei outras coisas kakakakaka
That’s so adorable
Your dogs eyes ok?
I like your onesie
Yeah, just an odd angle
Ok phew
Das me mum he sitting on.
Heeeeee! Baka!
Mumthos
Did you actually translate that 😂
Yes! 
We're not junkies
It’s in the passado
Promise
I don’t do stuff anymore
We're not junkies.
I just drink
Stop, you tubercule

Bus? Off to work or returning?
Im unemployed 🥺
Neither
Onesies are nice, okay. We don't do that kinda thing here.
Oof
My interview yesterday was a big failure
Going out of town with gf until Monday
Dang! I remember you had mentioned this earlier.
Oof!

Nice, aproveite!
I should've taken the car but she was being a cutiepie and didn't want me to waste gas smh
And Freya?
What? For the entire weekend?
Yes?
😦
She's not alone
She has the company of the spirits that inhabit the house
Damn it! My plan to send you on a guilt trip failed drastically.
Korvaxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
It won't work
Klinsssssskkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Coooooooooooode
Kliiiiiiiiiisnk
Time to snuggy kitty blobbo
where can I check my xp level?
Gib
#bot-spam
Get your own blobbo
I do

Den snuggy yours I no gib
She's next to me 
Aren't you sitting with your girlfriend? Snuggy her. :3
She says hi
eww my next role color is ugly
XD
I have big dog so I win 
Hi 👋
Korvax, can I have a custom color pls? :sobm:
I can't gib custom colors 
No Man's Colour
What about after level 50?
No
No one gets custom colours anymore
It's soooo long to get to 100😭
If I mute you @teal raptor you'll have a serverside mute role. That comes in a different color than what you have currently.
Only the top 5 or 10 XP people had them

mutiny me
I just wanted the orange color 🥲
Talk more lol
Lol
It will take foreverrrrrr
I want #ef6815
I have all the colours
Code cheater
I want top traveler too
Sorry gif lag lol
🤨
that is an awesome gif ngl
It’s trippy
Electrocord
I'm sad. Really. Really. Sad.
Oh yeah! Right! 


There is a "whatever the word is" for the hearts, limiting us from spamming.
Right but still
Shadow knight.

Lol
I’m too cool for roles
How old are we now? 🤣
ტოპე
What lmao
||Hot, Innit?||
He's a child.
It is indeed here
Goo goo da da
Lol
Looks like you're pouting lol

I smell vanilla
Git gud scrubs
That’s literally my ex bf bio rn
Why are you keeping a tab on your ex bf's bio? I wanted to ask but I won't.
I’m more than okay lol
My last breakup was rough but I'm oki now
Because he writes it for me every single day and I find it hilarious 😂
Oof

Dude needs to move on
Agreed
My last breakup was in 2018. It felt nice.
Weee almost to our destination
He’s the one who left idk why he’s so upset now
Nice as in truly nice or is it sarcastic nice?
Niceeee! Happy for you Code 
It's raining all weekend finally
it's cold and windy here 😦
Truly nice. You know that feeling when a heavy weight is lifted from your chest, figuratively?
Come to Portugal
Portugal bad
Men lmao
You're bad
Reported
XD
Not all men are scum of the earth ok
I know I know lol
You're not. I know. Freya knows. Your girlfriend knows.
I’ve felt that way before. Not with him though, I was devastated at first but then later on I realized all the things he’s done and said and just naturally moved on. Now he’s the one in pain I don’t get it but oh well
@rotund finch more like little boys, I feel people forgot what men are like with all these sissies running around crying acting like children
But most are, Code. Most are.
Yea same with me, I tried very hard to make it work but it was a one-sided effort. Took me months to recover
I’m pretty lucky then, took me a month lmao

You've got us 😄
Now I'm with someone who puts in as much effort as I do and it's great
That’s awesome
That’s how it should be
Relationships are supposed to add in your life and not suck all of it
I didn't really mean all men, I just meant "those kind of men"
For me I found out she was embezzling money, so I said "mine. We can't go on anymore, sorry but my love for money is more than human flesh and emotions."
🤣🤣
What do we call a female code?

Umm...
A function?
NO
Ok
Idk if I should laugh or feel sorry… I’ll go with both
Guilt laughter. Lol!
Laugh at your response lmao
I am, actually 😅
If I'm the code, shes the IDE
But integrated development environment is a mouthful so
Lmfao
LMAO!
I’m really sorry tho I can’t imagine someone you chose to trust doing that to you
It’d break my heart
It's alright, she ain't with me anymore and my life has been much better ever since.
I mean, compared to what it was before, after my first separation.
Yeah, I feel better now too. Won’t deny that I had amazing moments that were unique but they’re gone and now I need to make myself happy

Hugs are just cuddles but standing
I love cuddles, I'm a big cuddles monster lol
Same
But rizz is a monster.
Have arrived
Who’s rizz 🥲
Gonna find the bungalow, ttyl
I'm a sucker for physical attention. Hugs, cuddles, walking hand in hand, yeah that's my "language".
Oh rip! I meant ripp.
Yup physical touch the best
I love that too tbh it’s hard not to even on a hot day
Assert your dominance by licking your partner in the face
LOL
Lol
rip in peace
Smexy
Go like your IDE, I dare you.
Cat doesn’t care about this dog anymore
Is your GF obsessed with Freya as much as you are?
Yes
Sus link
She's Freya's mum by proxy lol
Can't have animals in her apartment, landlord is stingy
@pale meadow I don't have nitro it's a cat lol
Send the landlord to foster care.
Lmao
Not sus! Cat.
@high kestrel
For what?
hacking you

compressing texture files from rimworld
Ah
The Central Processing Unit kind 
@elder shale do you know if those have scheduling issues?
I thought there were problems with the way L3 memory was being addressed
weird i guess the way it works is still more cpu intensive
It's why I love my threadripper system
yeah its not an issue i just expected more gpu usage
Well that's good at least
When I do upgrade my CPU, I will lap it for better performance
🤣
I am tempted to take a flat surface into work and see if they will help insure its real flat 🤔
Didn't you say you have a Threadripper, what exactly are you upgrading lol
GPU, then CPU
While I have the system apart for upgrading. I will lap my CPU. Threadripper is a biggg die size lol
I had a very surreal dream last night
Oh
And the guy I'm going out with was there for half of it but then we passed a huge gator pool and he decided to jump in 
Noooooo
From there it was schrödinger all over, is he frens with the gators or food
I never found out, was chased off by people in half masks because I was the religious figure of a cult and could bless stuff by engraving the phrases of blessing with my fingers
There was also a pickup truck in the kitchen and I put a tortoise I'd found in the back
Going well so far, have third date planned for tomorrow if the weather isn't terrible like it is today
Do you have a backup in case it does?
I was gonna ask if he wants to try watching a movie through a discord call instead or something lol. I can't do anything next weekend as I've already made plans with friends long before I started going out w him, so it would have to be the weekend after to reschedule in person stuff like roller skating
Maybe we can play some multi-player games on steam or something lol
Why can't you watch a movie together?
We could
Over discord or something, as we live in the same area but not close enough for travel to be worth it when the weather and road conditions are this bad. Supposed to flood quite a bit today
Oh, I find it's better in person when dating
Nooooo
you could still end up dead, a nuke could fall on your house
like donny darko
I care significantly less about "oh no sudden death I can't do anything about" lol
Hahaha
Car accident because road conditions were horrible that's easily preventable by not driving? Lame way to go imo
if a nuke does fall make sure to be on the toilet
yep
I went to school for auto body trade. I have seen the worst of the worst. I respect your decision either way
If the weather improves tomorrow we will probably go downtown again with an umbrella, we have this idea for a date where we flip a coin a bunch and then either side it lands on determines if we go left or right
And then wherever you end up is where you have the date
I will steal that idea for a future date
lands in cemetery
That would be cool
Insures no cemeteries nearby when selecting an area
still going from earlier

Told him about the surreal gator dream, he said it would be very unfortunate if my fingers could act like engraving tools
Awwww
I agree, we could never hold hands if that were the case 
Same, I love you but not that much lol
If it were my dogs then that's a different story
h
@slim charm hello
im glad to hear about you beating cancer
my dad had cancer so I have a personal interest in seeing cancer get defeated
Ok it was blood cancer
Needed a bone marrow transplant
Donor was found
So lucky
I had cancer on my throat as well, but luckily got it removed through laser surgery a few years ago
Dame👀
Over hill, over dale, we will hit the dusty trail. And those cassions go rolling along.
Jesus, got back to this
Ainda bem que estás bem 
Muito obrigada 🧡
Just found out the people that moved into a house on my street have a Shiba Enu that fully lives up to the memes, in looks and personality lol
Sorry for bringing the mood down but I'm completely fine now I swear
The thing just ran through a screen door to come see me XD
Hahaha
I originally wanted one of those lol
I love em, theyre like city huskies

More dogs pics
I'm gonna dye doggo with beet juice 
She will be vaguely pink tinged it'll be hilarious
a punk/math song (???) about a truck accident in 2017 that resulted in a lot of hagfish being spilled on the highway (???????)
The smol white paws. 
When you go to game and your body demands you eat more than just yogurt
It depends if that's all you have had to eat
It is, was my breakfast
Two containers, one was cheesecake flavored. The other was toasted coconut flavored
Yeah, more food then that for sure
Yum
Veggies only, no meat
What is the meat looking substance that I see?
Cooked the red cabbage, mushroom, bell pepper, tomatoes, and minced garlic in the pan
So probably the red cabbage and mushrooms lol
Surprisingly good in spaghetti
Ah, that would make sense lol
I also put in parmesan cheese a moment ago
Ooooo, yum
Got about two servings in this bowl but I am too hungry not to eat it lol
Still have half of my red cabbage left so tonight I am going to oven roast it with veggies, and oven baked chicken
I do mine in a rice cooker
rice makers are such a simple concept that makes a world of a difference
I don't have one, so I do it in a pot
They are, I have had mine since I moved out of my parents house like ten years ago. It been with me through two apartments and finally my house
They are nice, I might buy one this year
They're also just great for steaming other foods too
Anyone try the new cyberpunk update yet?
crock pots are good too. i just fill it with water, add beans, turn it on high
I have to get one of those
Not a bean person unless they're refried beans, mashed in a burrito lol
not even rice and beans?
beans by themselves are kind of a drag
Now I will make taco soup so I do eat it that way when the mood strikes
but mixed with rice is better
20 mins in the Instant Pot
I wish I could do that, stupid diet making we not gain weight 😮💨
supposedly rice and beans are a "perfect protein"
Gonna take that as a nada.
I have gall bladder issues and having stomach problems for months so I had to make a change
And no sorry
Was just wrapped up in the food Convo lol
Hmmm...I've been tinkering with it.
On an existing character, so I haven't been able to really do anything, exisiting characters got screwed in the update.
But it's pretty awesime
If I'm gonna make bread. I'm going to bake it
they say order is imporant, but I can verify it's not
🥖
One should understand that bread machines are the rice makers of bread
Hahaha
they are a utility, not a novelty
The amount of bread that I eat I should definitely get one lol
so, discord, why are you putting emoji I've never used above the emoji I use all the damn time?
totes
If anyone knows ones that are good
I have yet to kill my rice cooker. "Knooks on wood"
Also the yogurt I been eating has protein so that helps
Been backing off of red meats, more of a fish person anyways
It does that all the time. 
But oml I love pizza
Funny enough it's what I had last night
Ordered it so much last month that I was always feeling sick lol
Dame, it's a treat for me
Well we have food assistance, and ran out of that money so was eating out more often than anything
Ah, it's just you and your kid? No means to intrude on you personal life
So when I got the money, I bought lots of veggies, yogurt to help stabilize enzimes
Good call
Husband too, him and I have mental issues so neither of us can stand to work at a normal job
Awwww
My kiddo is also autistic, which I am sure I also have. And his father has too
So am I
Thankfully our home is fully paid off so that leaves some money and things are less of a struggle
Dame, 👏
As a kid I was only social when I had to be, preferred my own company or animals to people
My cat I have is definitely anxiety relief too so yay
I do when it's necessary at work. I keep my social circles separate
Hahaha
Good luck
I have dogs 
Keeps circling around me and I just wanna pet him lol
He's way more snuggly when I feel depressed
If I had treats. He'd be up in my lap lmao
Animals are like that. For that exact reason I have them on my arm as a reminder I am loved
Yeah, I have such a soft spot for animals, I have a close bond with my cat too even meow at each other
My favorite month
We have 7 more days 
Lolol!
Kitties do kitty things
Spring here lol.
Technically I think our fall has already started
Except the snake hissing.
No, I want fall weather. Much better for hiking 
I think so yeah.
Nah we just meow, and play peek-a-boo
Always had a Flowery Halloween.
We get it right around this time of year
Watching da kitty nose sniffs, why is it so cute oml
Aw.
That they are lol
Just glad mine was good with my kid lol
I just put on rice, beans, peas and bread.
Ew beans and peas
well i'm going to probably fry up the rice and beans
shoulda put on some spinach too
I am sure mine will be when I have mine eventually
There vet bills are expensive but totally worth it
He was surprisingly gentle even when he'd get his poor ears and tail tugged
Mine doesn't really go to the vet
Can't afford a regular vet bill
But I keep a close eye on him
Thankfully mine only go every couple of months
Then it's once a year. The puppy was much more in the beginning. Now that she is older it's once a year
Had my cat since he was 6months old
My little one since she was 9 months old. My big one since she was three months old
Got him from the animal shelter, best friend I've ever had
Awww fur baby pile
Yeah
Everything but cat bed is cat bed for my cat 🤣🥹
There are bones everywhere for my dogs lol
we might be getting a fence for our yard (I live with my parents)
YES! I also love when you see floofy cats sleeping and their breathing pattern is determined by how their furr moves. Idk, I find it really cute.
Mine has that.
I'm looking forward to it, so my dog can roam relatively free and without someone watching over her.
Good call
Pets just being pets, hard not to love their natural adorable doins
Yeah.

I'm meditating on my silver round that is themed "Emojis"
I nuzzle my cat every day, give him kitty massages, he knows he's loved
Every day before I leave for work I tell my dogs I love them
I had my dog since he was 3 months old, now he's a big boy of 11 years.

I love massaging his toebeans
Yeee, mine has pink and grey toebeans
The fur between them is more precious when you manage to tickle the floofs.
Yes so soft
They kick involuntarily... that's just cute af.
I also rub the belly floof despite being assaulted
I am going to get mine tattooed on me
Level up deserving statement.
Lmao gunter
Hold on I have drawing of it
Also adorable when they put their paw on you.
Or when they scratch themselves because you scratch on their ears.
Aww.
This👆
I love the ears yes.
Soft ear rubbies
I have them in order of ages on my right arm. This is in order of size
Cute
I haven't finished it yet
Cute floof
Cats are cute, but my parents have a fluffy demon in their yard 😂
Ooo, leash training
Yee, him and his brother got trained when they were kittens
Smart
I kinda wanna leash train my boy
It's not hard tbh, same process as training a dog
It's easier when they're young, of course
Except a dog can potentially damage your arm lol
They just gotta get use to the sensation, he's 11 years old
That will be a shock for him 
Ever had a 15+ pound half Maine Coon decide he wants off the leash NOW because something spooked him? I'd rather deal with my parents big dumbass Boxer/Black Lab 😂
I need to pee
Lol yeah but i think he'll enjoy the end result
Tmi
He's easier to deal with on a leash than the cat when the cat decides he's gonna gtfo, just gotta be more stubborn than him cuz he's a Lab 😆
I have a lab as well, I can confirm this is true
Soon I shall see the Good Boy™️ doggo again, I'm gonna house/pet sit for my parents in November 😌
Lol yeah cats are skittish fr, got trails near my home though
And then there's the third critter, who is basically just this picture personified 😂
Cute
Awwwwww
I simply don't question how he chooses to nap sometimes, lol
He doesn't cat very well 🤣
I just had rice, peas and sesame dressing.
Tbh he acts more like a dog or something
All I can say is, Aldis, and it's bomb as f*ck.
Eh, I shall pass
lol
Xygote is my fave Scrabble play
Lmao cats find the odded positions that are comfy to their super flexible skeletal structure
Kitty snuggy nap time
this is an official cat-aholic channel
No, he cats quite excellently. A cat who’s being weird is still catting.
some of us are allergic to cats
Same and I’ll still keep mine 💅
yoo any1 know the ancient game fortnite????
did you take a pic right next to a paper containing your full home address, full name, social security number, and mother's maiden name?
I hope it has been deleted
So do I 
Ah nap time... I say that and I hear my mother in-law being loud af in the kitchen
Need to invest in earplugs
Or sound proof the walls of the house
or a "problem-solver"

So, to me, pineapple on pizza tastes gross - but I find the taste of pizza that has had pineapple picked off of it strangely pleasant lmao.
@opaque tartan @hallow isle the most PR response I have ever seen from a driver lol
Like a hint of pineapple flavor on it? 
I’m not a fan of the stringy texture of pineapple to begin with but my pizza’s pretty basic. Pepperoni, garlic, jalapeño 
Is that your dog?
Love you
Ayooooo
Love ginger
She's my3 beer
N4stie
Bestie
@elder shale are you ok?
Pat says hi
Who?
That's my guess lol
My gf
Tell her internet stranger #155269 said hi back
Bet
Anyways
Hi Pat

My advice is to avoid using Discord while under the influence
@still tartan exactly, the texture of pineapple is gross but the flavour itself isnt bad
Nah
I'm chil
Chilli
Lmao
Chill
Don’t say I didn’t warn you if you end up saying something you shouldn’t
I eill say something i shouldn't
Love you Tacos, you're a good kid
im so funny please laugh
You're adorable
Thanks, Code.
@still tartan 

How u doin wormy?
Actually managed to nap yay
And the kido?
Lol yes almost like cats
Yes, but bigger lol
Lol yup
I believe that FLCL is a result of reading Mangas backward.
Your GF can empty you
So thing will go well for you later
so I think hand lines are the best way to catch blue crabs; I was so hesistant to try them because it just seemed dumb; you're assuming they don't let go when they can let go any time they want
but what I failed to consider is how dumb crabs are lol
I want to rescue a lobster from the market and keep it as a pet.
yesterday I caught two crabs with traps over like a 4 hour period; but we caught 7 with hand lines in the same period, not to mention all the ones we pulled in with hand lines that were too small to keep
and I just caught two more in our backyard with a handline
Is your backyard the beach?
technically yes, just not what you imagine when you think of your standard beach
Reise Reise Seamann Reise
it looks like a forested/wooded area with a lake, but the lake is actually saltwater and has tides
it doesn't look like a beach you go take a vacation to
Ah, ok
but it's still technically a beach and there are a lot of crabs
the problem is that there's a lot of clams so you can really only use handlines when the tide is at it's highest
otherwise your ilne will get snagged
the pier works better as there isn't as many clams, but it has a different problem: it's high up and you also have to wait for high tide, otherwise it's too hard to scoop the crabs out of the water lol
I think the best place would be one of those floating piers, but most of them here have no crabbing/fishing signs
Couldn't you set one up yourself?
not anything that would be stable let alone work....
you have to be very careful at the "beach" in my backyard; it's actually very dangerous and contrasts your stereotypical beach by a long shot
the bottom isn't sand like vacation beaches; it's a very thick mud, almost like clay, that you can get stuck in very easily
so even though the water isn't high enough to drown in, you might not be able to move, and they're at the mercy of sharks, stingrays, and jellyfish
Dame
I almost got stuck one time trying to walk out a bit further than usual and nearly lost a boot trying to get back out
it's like quicksand
Hehe
you won't sink all the way down into it; but you won't be able to go anywhere; you'll just be stuck in place
and that water attracts a lot of deadly creatures
That it does, especially where you are
we fish out there somtimes and have caught severals sharks and a stingray
and we see jellyfish when we take the canoe out
and yeah we take a canoe out there (my dad and I).... probably shouldn't be lol
I have seen jellyfish once in the wild and stayed away
also go ahead and count the blue crabs in for dangerous creatures; they're not very big but don't understand the concept of fleeing lol
Do they fight back?
they'll fight even if they have an escape route
yes; very badly too; it's like they're always in state of "fight or flight" but forgot what flight was
Hahaha
you will 100% have a bad time if you step on one
and when they grab on, they don't like to let go; you have to pry them off
I use a set of large metal tongs when I have to deal with ones I caught
Good call, I would kill them first then deal with them
they're very hard to kill; I've found the best way is to just put them in the freezer. It sounds cruel but it's not nearly as cruel as cooking them alive as they basically just go to sleep and never wake up
Yeah, freezer is the better way
I did try a method involving a knife through a specific spot in their shell but it wasn't working very well so I went back to just freezing
in my defense, most people here, like 90% probably, just cook them alive lol
so at least I'm trying to not be cruel
you can't even find a resturant that doesn't cook them alive; it's basically just standard practice here
We cook them alive here in New England
yeah exactly lol; I let them die in the freezer first and then cook
I believe 🤔
I also clean them before cooking because it's easier to get the guts out
after you cook them, the guts get all mushy and it's hard to tell what's gut and what isn't
So I have noticed lol
try cleaning them first; it doesn't ruin the taste I promise; I've tasted both (cooked alive and cleaned)- bruh
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anyway, just try it if you ever get the chance. People will say it ruins the taste but it doesn't. I've tried them both and they taste exactly the same. The only slight difference I noticed was that the cleaned one has more spices in it because the spices had a large open area to enter, but this didn't ruin it at all; in fact it was actually better IMO
and it's so much easier to clean them out when they're raw; you do it with a hose and it's super easy and fast
I will take your word for it
then you don't have to mess with it anymore after it's cooked and you can just chow down
the gills also come off a lot easier when they're raw; they basically just pop right off
whereas when they're cooked, they get mushy and stick to the shell
Oooo
maybe it doesn't work for all crab species, but it works for blue crabs at least, which is what we get here
And you are helping stop invasive species
I won't go into too much detail because it might be nsfw, but basically when you clean them raw, just pop the top shell off like a bottle cap and use a high powered hose to rinse out everything else
it takes like 10 to 20 seconds if you're good at it
well here they're not invasive lol; I'm in their natural habitat (US east coast) but I know they're invasive in Europe, at least assuming you're talking about blue crabs
I do like that some european nations have finally decided to best way to deal with them is to just eat them lmao; they're super delicious
As long as it's done responsibly I am ok with it
where I live though it'd be easy to mistake them as invasive; there's literally so many here that recreational (not commerical) people are allowed to catch them year round
but they have to be at least 5 inches wide
but there's so many here that it's actually difficult to do regular fishing because they just take your bait; even if you have the bait closer to the surface with a float, they'll just swim up and get it lol
so if you don't like crab.... yeah it's a nightmare lol
I can only imagine lol
my dad and I like to fish too, but we also love crabbing, so we just do both whenever we go out; line up some fishing rods and also line up some hand lines and crab traps; if you don't catch any fish, you'll probably catch some crabs, or the reverse. It's a really good combo
Either way you are walking away with something lol
if you double up like that, there's a very high chance you'll go home with SOMETHING, either a fish or a crab
Or both lol
rarely both; we usually only get both if we take the boat out and specifically go somewhere where I can drop traps off the side of the boat and not have the current take them away
most of the time it's one or the other, and lately it's mostly been crabs, but I'm not complaining; I love them
If you are where I think you are then yeah, the water current is no joke
Virginia lol; it just varies really. Like some piers have zero current and some have so much you can't do crabbing at all.
I've found that we catch more crabs at piers than fish, but catch more fish on the boat than crabs.
I haven't swam there yet🤔
don't; the blue crabs will get your toes lol
Noted
I should have taken a video, but earlier when I had the two new crabs I caught in a bucket, all I did was literally just look at them and they got mad and started jumping up and trying to get out
Where I am we don't have to worry about that much
and moving them from one spot to another is always a nightmare; the tongs help but often times they won't let go of the tongs after you finish moving them

one time we had a crab that just refused to let go of the tongs but he was the last one we caught so we just put the tongs in the freezer with him lol
he held on until death
Flight to the death for real lol
that's why I'm so terrified of getting piched by one; they won't let go
and the amount of meat you get off those claws.... it's a lot and it's all muscle
Hmm
I think if one got me I'd probably have to rip it's arm off to be honest
Careful there
It tastes like gummy worms
How is this possible
Heart could go boom
ugh.... I tried an energy drink like that one time and I just couldn't stand it tasting like liquid candy; it was awful
I like candy but not as a drink
It's only 150mg of caffeine
That's like one and a half cups of coffee. It's fine

oh I stand corrected; it's one of those diet ones
that just means they replaced the sugar with something else that will probably kill you in 20 years lol
You're the sugar
that's okay; I'm just as guilty as drinking shit like that too
It has carrot powder in it lol
I used to drink energy drinks a lot when I had to drive to go to work; but I stopped after I was able to work from home
I just drink diet soda. yummy carbonated chemicals
I get them super occasionally
Like when I see one I don't recognize at the dollar store and just have to try it
Energy drinks would probably kill me instantly 😂
I used to have a coworker who would drink multiple of the 300 mg of caffiene ones a day; not sure how he didn't just kill over
It’s cute, like it a lot
Stubbornness
and by "used" I don't mean he died lol; I moved to a different job
Had a classmate who got up more than once during a two hour lecture returning with a new can of monster lmfao
I figured lol
That's a lot for only two hours
I have a habit of nursing them when I have them. I'm sure it's super bad for my teeth but I take care of them otherwise so meh
If you ever need to sweeten a mechanic up bring them monster energy drinks
I'm so glad I'm done with school; I could go back and get my masters but I don't see a point plus all the chaos with AI and professors having to return to fully hand written stuff makes me not want to even try. I wouldn't even use AI to cheat; I just don't like hand writing shit
I look very poweful right now.
Black suit jacket, red tie, white suit shirt, charcoal grey trousers.
Update: aftertaste of the gummy worms drink is kinda like fabric softener
Nice
I love power.
Don't we all
My compliment was ignored I'm sad
Does it make you speak softly?
Your also drunk on the internet lol
Not drunk
No but it made my stomach hurt so I stopped drinking it
Yet?
Ok, then I apologize for missing it
Como foi a praia?
Quente

scrambling to get google translate out so i can feel included
I’m sorry lmao I meant to ask how was the beach
Thank you 
Tanvasco
That face…
@pale meadow my dad sent me the video he took of the crabs being aggressive; I don't know if I can post it here though because some people might see it as animal abuse since they're in a bucket, but I can dm it to you if you're curious
This is the most horrifying thing I've seen in years. A.I. generated Commodore "chicken head" logo...
I am all set, thanks though







