off-topic-bond-james-bond

[steady vale]

Kind of reminds me of our cellar spiders here, except with a paint job

[wise stream]

Australia bugs are truly different

Y’all ever watched a movie call fire in the sky?

[tardy juniper]

heard of it, never seen it

[neat jetty]

@swift thistle

[swift thistle]

Hello

[neat jetty]

Hello

[swift thistle]

Which bugs do you like

[neat jetty]

You

[tardy juniper]

define bug

[swift thistle]

You go out to your garden and it’s like a little living thing without real lungs

[tardy juniper]

they are walking lungs

[swift thistle]

They are and it’s very weird

[tardy juniper]

just like crabs

[swift thistle]

No, crabs are the norm

[wise stream]

Look up zefrank on YouTube and watch his treehopper video

[swift thistle]

I wouldn’t expect any less from an insect from Queensland

[steady vale]

Excuse me
Some chonk climbed up my wall and is now transforming into a moth

Also sorry for the ugly walls, this house is bleh

[neat jetty]

I feel your pain

[steady vale]

Whoever thought these walls were acceptable needs a smacking

[tardy juniper]

it was all the rage in the 50s

[clever vessel]

i bet it taste like avocados

[inland grotto]

It sure looks like it.

[clever vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/guac-guacamole-get-the-guac-get-guacamole-get-guac-gif-18059953581069095170

[fossil kraken]

moxie

:)

[steady vale]

nuh

It has onion in it

[steady vale]

I've licked the wall before, unfortunately it just tastes like wall 😔

[clever vessel]

that’s terrible news

[outer quiver]

i feel nothing but agony

this boss is hell

[cursive agate]

Feed me pls @steady vale

[slender quartz]

Heh. I licked the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile.

[inland grotto]

You licked a corporate art car!

[slender quartz]

Yep. On a dare. Was sick for a week.

[inland grotto]

Eurgh.

If that’s what the promotional material is like, you should see the product, lol.

[slender quartz]

In their defense, I should've wiped off the road grime better first.

[swift thistle]

Curse of trying to eat the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile

[still tartan]

Nah that’s seasoning

[slender quartz]

Plague seasoning. LOL
Extra spicy vomit mustard.

[steady vale]

I haven't even eaten today

[still tartan]

MA’AM

do you like mozzarella sticks? or maybe eggo waffles??

[steady vale]

I'm gonna eat a fish stick

[slender quartz]

Want cheesy Spam chunks? Or maybe some Cheetos flavored potato chips?

[steady vale]

nuh ty

[steady vale]

Mozzarella sticks sound good. I actually like eggo waffles, but they're not exactly the greatest thing to put in your tummy

[slender quartz]

offers slices of Colby cheese on Triscuits

[steady vale]

Sir, get that triscuit away from me

[still tartan]

Yeahh true of most of my comfort foods

[steady vale]

The texture on those things is yuck

[slender quartz]

Good for you. Compared to most junk food, that is.

[still tartan]

What kinda triscuit

the cronch is very good for me

[slender quartz]

Original.

I like the salt.

[still tartan]

I got ones with jalapeno on the package and it’s not even remotely jalapeno-y

[steady vale]

Flavor is fine, I just despise the texture

[still tartan]

RIP

[steady vale]

I think my ranch is probably cold now

Temperature is extremely important

[slender quartz]

REminds me. I have a small salad from earlier, and an hour left to eat.

[still tartan]

big agree

[sterile tartan]

Herb and garlic triscuits are my favorite

[still tartan]

I’m planning snacks for when I go to catsit this weekend

[steady vale]

Why are sitting on cats this weekend?

[cursive agate]

I haz beans & weenies w some butter pickles in it so spice & some sweet

Hands nova food

[still tartan]

[steady vale]

ew nty

I have parosmia AND I'm very picky

[cursive agate]

It's good though

Parosmia?

[still tartan]

I’m thinkin the mac n cheese cups you just put water in and microwave. got my fav protein bars too. might raid his fridge too

[steady vale]

insert wormys puking turtle emote here

[cursive agate]

Sound like a Italian dish at first

[slender quartz]

I remember what picky eaters got when I was a kid.

[steady vale]

Textures and Temps are my normal picky issues

[still tartan]

Jack shit?

[slender quartz]

Thin.

[sterile tartan]

That's the glory of being an adult though is being allowed to be a picky eater

[cursive agate]

@slender quartz I'm a human trash compactor. I'll eat anything that's not bad like ramen

[steady vale]

[slender quartz]

I'm pretty much the same, but it's because I've had to go without food a few times in my life.

[cursive agate]

Been there

[sterile tartan]

There's only a few things that I won't eat and none of them are super common encounters anyway

[slender quartz]

I can still tell you where the best dumpsters to forage from in Branson, Missouri were.

[neat jetty]

[steady vale]

I love cheap ramen but boy does it hate me. It's just ridiculously unhealthy and my tummy refuses to cooperate with it.

My favorite part was the broth

[sterile tartan]

I always add stuff to it

[cursive agate]

That's yumy

[slender quartz]

I don't eat anything with chocolate because it can kill me, or potato salad, because I've had serious food poisoning three times, and twice was from potato salad.

[sterile tartan]

That's fair

[cursive agate]

Especially chicken broth to cook noodle goes chicken Alfredo

[steady vale]

In the past I'd end up drinking the broth and throwing the noods away.

When I was a kid I'd play with the noodles.

I'd swallow it like 75% then pull it out of my throat n then eat it again

[sterile tartan]

Lol

[slender quartz]

moves to a different table

[sterile tartan]

Kids are strange

[cursive agate]

Did you curse with you alphabet soup?

[sterile tartan]

I can count on one hand how many times I've seen alphabet soup irl

[steady vale]

Same

[cursive agate]

Feel like it was more of a 90s thing

[steady vale]

I remember it, but I never asked for it

[cursive agate]

Born in 1990. Recess peanut butter cups with a whole layer of cookie :0

Not just tiny chunks

[sterile tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-gif-24670156

[steady vale]

I was much more interested in turkey soup and clam chowder

[cursive agate]

Doup 😄

[steady vale]

[cursive agate]

Choking on my beans

[steady vale]

I miss clam chowder. The moment I'm able to taste it again I'm gonna go to Skippers and buy like ten cans

[cursive agate]

That's so good.

[slender quartz]

Important question: New England, or?

[cursive agate]

Crab salad is super good

Or I think it was salad

[slender quartz]

I used to go to Subway, and order either a steak and cheese, or meatball, and add seafood to it.

[steady vale]

It's the white one

Red is ew

[neat jetty]

What’s the red one?

[cursive agate]

Sound like new England

[sterile tartan]

Red clam chowder exists??

[slender quartz]

New England is the thick, white chowder.

[steady vale]

Manhattan is the red one

[sterile tartan]

I've never seen it before
I don't think I would eat it

[steady vale]

No clue if Skippers advertises it like that, but it's definitely not a thick clsm chowder. It's very good tho

I dislike Ivars new England clam chowder. It's weirdly sweet. bleh

[cursive agate]

I only eaten Campbells. I'll try skippers

[steady vale]

Good luck finding it

[neat jetty]

I want thick white chowder

[sterile tartan]

My only knowledge of Ivars is that they had the half-second Superbowl commercial and set a record for the shortest one

[cursive agate]

Have any of you ever had corn beef hash?

[slender quartz]

A few weeks ago, in fact.

[steady vale]

It's very rare to see Skippers clam chowder in stores. Normally ya gotta go straight to the restaurant.

[cursive agate]

I only like the Hormel brand bit packed FULL OF grease

[slender quartz]

Hot, on bread, with sliced Cheddar.

[sterile tartan]

Mmm

[spiral zephyr]

If you're gonna go red you might as well go for bouillabaisse

[slender quartz]

Good ol' Vitamin Grease.

[cursive agate]

Lol

[sterile tartan]

I totally didn't read that as Bulbasaur because my brain refused to try to read it properly

[cursive agate]

So much grease. Hormel is far less almost dry like

[sterile tartan]

When I worked at the deli I had someone buy an entire still wrapped chunk of corned beef
It was interesting. The only time I ever sold unsliced meat

I know why but it was an experience

[spiral zephyr]

Samoans swear by Palm brand

[steady vale]

Corned beef belongs in a dumpster

[cursive agate]

(Angry Scottish noises) 😄

[steady vale]

angry Knova noises

[sterile tartan]

I'm entirely neutral to corned beef

[cursive agate]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-panic-patrick-ahhh-run-around-gif-9319829

[sterile tartan]

If someone gave it to me I would eat it
But I won't buy it myself

[steady vale]

If someone gave it to me I'd be like. No Apologies, this is gross.

[cursive agate]

I only like the hash kind. Mixed w spices & beef but only Hormel.

Tried a different brand & nope

[sterile tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/no-thank-you-tina-fey-disgust-gross-gif-5724537

[steady vale]

If someone offers me meatloaf I consider it an insult

[outer quiver]

how do y'all deal with extreme anger

cause i really don't wanna punch my monitor over a calamity boss

[slender quartz]

Go outside, tear a tree out of the ground.

[cursive agate]

What about scalloped potatoes?

[outer quiver]

these things suck

[steady vale]

Mix it with anxiety and depression reactions, evaluate with multiple perspectives, bottle it, time, chill

Think about it again years later like it's happening now and get angrier in that moment then I did before

[sterile tartan]

I'll be back in a bit

[eternal thorn]

Consider the regret you'll feel over punching your monitor

It's not worth getting that angry over something

[pliant fjord]

I talk to close penguin frens. Deep breathing and meditation also helps.

[outer quiver]

you haven't fought these things have you

[cursive agate]

War crimes

[outer quiver]

which admin has taken control of you now?

[eternal thorn]

Not but I have dealt with some infuriating bosses.

Not in Terraria, just other games

[outer quiver]

time for attempt

oh god what attempt am I on

[swift thistle]

Just think of how rewarding it’ll be when you kill it

[outer quiver]

804

[steady vale]

when I wrote that I didn't realize you're talking about video game anger

[humble marsh]

I have.

[outer quiver]

I am

[pliant fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/cheesy-cheesy-snack-snack-penguin-madagascar-gif-5493010

[outer quiver]

attempt 804 I made progress

I got to phase 4

of 7

[cursive agate]

Does anyone want to commit war crimes in Age of empires?

[steady vale]

I'm very patient with video games, but occasionally I can get a lil spicy

[cursive agate]

Spicy nova we must see this

[steady vale]

Like when a damn villager purposely gets in my way when I'm terraforming.

[cursive agate]

Accidents happen 😄

[steady vale]

I am convinced that they were designed to bother the player while terraforming

[slender quartz]

I just wish I could play Warframe right now.

[steady vale]

Too busy?

[outer quiver]

so do I

[slender quartz]

Can't see.

Sinus infection got up into my eye and nose, swelling both up off and on. I can't wear my glasses, mostly.

[steady vale]

Oh my, that sounds awful. I hope you recover soon.

[slender quartz]

On meds. Doing better already.

Can't complain, though. I usually get these ten or more times a year, this is the first one since early this year.

[steady vale]

that's a lot

[neat jetty]

[slender quartz]

I've learned to live with it.

[silent wagon]

So far the biggest Walmart moment I've had at work tonight is going into the restroom, hearing a dude in a stall talking on the phone, then hearing him open a can of something while he was in there

[sterile tartan]

[sterile tartan]

The apple flavored water didn't violently attack me like the peach did

[cursive agate]

Did the peach follow you down a alley way & mug your stomach lol

[spare harbor]

I had my first jerk at walmart tonight

Basically was insulting everyone lol

[silent wagon]

@spare harbor We still don't have mules

[sterile tartan]

My favorite Walmart moment is seeing the Dark Knight
Heavier emphasis on knight

[spare harbor]

Yeah, we had to decom 2

But they managed to fix the other 2 to perfect condition

I was telling the cart guys your issue and they winced

Just got my 10 percent off card today for 3 months service

[silent wagon]

We only have two and they're both dead, have been for almost a month

[spare harbor]

Yeah that sucks

So did the attendants tell you about the thanksgiving discount event?

[silent wagon]

No

[spare harbor]

Well at least at many walmarts, if your a employee, you get a 25 percent discount, on top of your 10 percent

for anything really

Which is why many walmart employees get xmas gifts then

[silent wagon]

I still don't have my 10%, or my free Walmart+ 🤣

[eternal thorn]

Must be a recent policy

I didnt get a discount 10 years ago

Wish I had a 25% discount where I work now

[spare harbor]

You wont get your card tell 90 days or so

[eternal thorn]

Dealership only offers a 5% up to $50 discount

[spare harbor]

Yeah for me, 10 percent, up to infinity

So say my lunch for 10 bucks is 9

[eternal thorn]

And it doesn't even tell anyone about the discount either.

[spare harbor]

Yeah our walmart makes a big deal out of it lol

I feel like im getting better treatment then a lot of people too.

My hours per week are going up, a lot of peoples are going down

Maybe its just my personality

[brazen phoenix]

merry christmas

[steady vale]

https://tenor.com/view/merry-christmas-hi-happyholidays-excited-gif-7413985

[near jacinth]

merry christmas

[vague hawk]

I'm terrified of spiders, but that's... cute.

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/bugs-spiders-hands-gif-8070865

[hard vine]

I have the highground vasco, freya prob

[pale meadow]

Ready for attack lol

Oh, I just realized. My parents have a Freya as well

[flat echo]

Hello all I’m not usually up this early but

Here I am lol

[pale meadow]

[near jacinth]

my friend sent me a lightshot link with kqrkc7

is that safe or not?

[steady vale]

[near jacinth]

ive seen a videos with that but idk what it does

[night blade]

little baby

[undone moat]

fUCK.

[mint spear]

Hmm?

[undone moat]

I fucking hate that I just can't goddamn sleep right for once, it's fucking bullshit

To note - I don't fall asleep until like 4am

I'm trying to correct that

I can fall asleep just fine at like 10pm, sure, but for some stupid ass reason my ass just wakes up at 2am when I do that

and THEN I just won't sleep at all after that, and then by the time 7am rolls around I'm essentially a zombie running on 4 hours of sleep

[steady vale]

[undone moat]

so fucking stupid

I hate my life

[night blade]

my burger was better than yesterdays

[night blade]

do you have day responsibilities or something

[undone moat]

yes

work

[night blade]

when do you wake up when you go to sleep at 4am?

[undone moat]

usually 8

which MAKES me sound insane

[night blade]

that would mean that your body is used to sleep 4 hours

[undone moat]

but that 10pm-2am 4 hours feels like dogshit vs that 4am-8am 4 hours

[undone moat]

ikr???

[night blade]

because your body is not used to that

[night blade]

I didn't

[undone moat]

fuck

[night blade]

how about to condition your body to sleep more then altogether

pavlov style

[undone moat]

man even if I did I'd just be more tired anyway, and then I'd get shit on for it

funny how that fuckin works

[night blade]

does your workplace have a nap-zone?

[steady vale]

[undone moat]

a what?

[night blade]

a zone where you could take a nap

[steady vale]

[undone moat]

unless you count my desk, no lol

[night blade]

ur puzzled Knova?

[steady vale]

I've seen those, but it's definitely not normal

[undone moat]

I work in what is essentially a warehouse

you sleep getting in trouble for it will be the most favorable outcome

[steady vale]

Yeah most businesses don't appreciate naptime

[night blade]

... even during your breaks?

[undone moat]

I don't take breaks

[steady vale]

The most I could suggest is maybe exercise before bed. Some people might suggest melatonin.

[night blade]

you're not allowed or...?

[undone moat]

I just don't

no point

[night blade]

maybe that would help your body to relax, for a first

[hallow isle]

https://tenor.com/view/shunoguri-ogurishun-smile-face-paint-gif-5330109

[night blade]

yes acutalyl

[steady vale]

That mustache looks fake

[night blade]

for me it's the monocle

[undone moat]

god.

I wish I'd been able to secure classes for college this semester, I would've had an excuse to quit

[night blade]

yep, understandable

[undone moat]

just feels like everything I do amounts to nothing man

shit fucking sucks

[night blade]

mood

[steady vale]

I'm also struggling with falling asleep atm

[primal kelp]

i can help

[maiden seal]

And I just woke up

[steady vale]

Good morning

[steady vale]

Thank you, you're so nice

I wanted to sleep normally so I could spend the day playing Pokemon

There's a new dead pokemon releasing today

[night blade]

Mercury is still in retrograde

[steady vale]

[night blade]

Adam wrote "sw"
I aswered with "dx"

he made a mistake

[steady vale]

I'm aware

[hallow isle]

I dropped my laptop on my face dunno what your excuse was

[night blade]

i did it on purpose

[steady vale]

Gross

[night blade]

yeah right

[steady vale]

Owning a laptop is ewwy

I've sneezed like 3 times

[primal kelp]

good

[steady vale]

Thank you

[primal kelp]

allergies?

[steady vale]

I don't have allergies, thankfully

At least none that i know of

When I was little

I diagnosed myself with sesame seed allergy

My mom just went along with it

I also frequently told people I was allergic to onions, cause it was easier than explaining that the texture would make me instantly vomit

[hallow isle]

I've started telling people in restaurants I'm allergic to milk so they have an appropriate level of fear when handling my food

[steady vale]

The chances of them caring is probably slim. Our social experience with Celiac hasn't been great.

[jaunty copper]

Are you also allergic to nuts

[steady vale]

The nut one I could see them taking seriously

[hallow isle]

Sear it into their minds, take a gluten fuelled dump in their restaurant

[hallow isle]

Only deez

[steady vale]

We're quiet and polite.

Also, I'm not pooping in a restaurant.

[hallow isle]

Lmao

[steady vale]

Thankfully since we're antisocial. We rarely have to bother with restaurants

I think its time to sleep

Finally

[hallow isle]

Disregard sleep

Play starfield

[elder shale]

Fishy sticks

[steady vale]

I haven't yet

[steady vale]

Looks yummy

[elder shale]

bol

[hallow isle]

https://tenor.com/view/fix-futurama-help-fry-fixit-gif-4525230

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/futurama-zoidberg-dr-zoidberg-alternate-universe-universe-a-gif-23235392

[hallow isle]

Heard a strange noise

Someone out front crank starting a car

[steady vale]

Mental health has been eh. Been completely uninterested and unmotivated. At the very most I've been able to get a couple warframe n genshin things done.

I was blabbering early about pokemon, but the chance of me actually playing is probably slim.

[elder shale]

[steady vale]

It's probably Shira

[hallow isle]

It's weird how having fun takes effort isn't it

[brisk jasper]

Well, grab the flamethrower we keep for situations like these

[steady vale]

Yep

[brisk jasper]

You know people like to steal catalytic converters, so you should have been keeping your Flammenwerfer maintained, right?

[hallow isle]

Musket pls

[steady vale]

Cat guns

[brisk jasper]

Problem with a musket is you have to get close

[primal kelp]

oi

[brisk jasper]

With a flamethrower you just gotta point it and watch the third degree burns happen

[steady vale]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-cute-kawaii-doggie-gun-gif-13989895

[brisk jasper]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-pyro-teamfortress2-teamfortress2pyro-fire-gif-13656490

[steady vale]

Stop making weird noises you're startling Adam

[brisk jasper]

We thought you were a catalytic converter thief

[hallow isle]

Someone made a documentary on modern usage of muskets

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYjIPtqz7R8

[brisk jasper]

You’re about to have an $8m drone smack you, so you better get running

[steady vale]

I'd watch, but I'm way too tired to commit

[brisk jasper]

The only proper response to someone stealing part of your car is with the full force of the American defense budget

[elder shale]

Counterpoint: Baker rifle

[brisk jasper]

Counterpoint: good luck steal my catalytic converter with 3rd degree burns

[near jacinth]

I'll soon go crazy because of my stupid friends 😭💀

[steady vale]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kill-gun-gif-5611209

[brisk jasper]

That hits really close to home

[near jacinth]

They don’t even give a fuck that I’m looking after the dog (she's sick)

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/sharpe-gif-25584387

[primal kelp]

time to throw gun away

[brisk jasper]

I was thinking because you said stupid friends. My friends are stupid and say really out of pocket shit

[steady vale]

:<

My cat keeps taking my feet space

So I have to sleep curled up

[primal kelp]

i hope it bites your toes

[steady vale]

Nah

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/feet-hi-hello-cute-cat-gif-19760265

[steady vale]

We have an understanding not to mess with each other when it's bedtime

Any other time he'd definitely bite me

[primal kelp]

ill bite your cats toes then

[elder shale]

Freya is easy

She plays a bit

[hallow isle]

how will you use the bayonet if you're not close

[elder shale]

Then decides cuddles is better during bed time

So she cuddles

[primal kelp]

shoot the bayonet

[steady vale]

Rip, he gonna murder you

[elder shale]

Based DKK player

[brisk jasper]

If you’re close enough to use a bayonet, you’re close enough to scare whatever is making the sound

[steady vale]

cutie

[near jacinth]

should i buy g213 keyboard and g102 mouse?

[steady vale]

How about a real mouse

[elder shale]

Sure

[near jacinth]

https://tenor.com/view/actually-nerd-fat-bastard-gif-12320222

[hallow isle]

100%

[elder shale]

Shovel is also fine

[steady vale]

Why are his boobs overlapping the frame

[near jacinth]

because why not

[hallow isle]

cause he dummy thicc

[near jacinth]

i like the logitech things tho

[steady vale]

Anyways, my suggestion was serious. Mice are adorable and need homes

https://tenor.com/view/ugly-rat-gif-22676293

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-mouse-real-gif-25191851

[steady vale]

That's a hamster

[elder shale]

you're a hamster

[steady vale]

You're a hamster

https://tenor.com/view/hamster-cute-gif-23266049

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/hampster-hamster-cute-hamster-eating-a-carrot-gif-24928538

[primal kelp]

ur both hamsters

[steady vale]

https://tenor.com/view/carrots-hamster-nibble-cute-gif-12292420

[elder shale]

thanks for reminding me

[steady vale]

We're gonna die in 3 years

[elder shale]

I have a G512 with brown keycaps and I'm really happy with it

[hallow isle]

10/10

[elder shale]

Mouse is a Corsair Ironclaw tho

[primal kelp]

waiting for my keyboard to come

should be here next month

it has foxes engraved on it

[elder shale]

I feel like you've been saying that for the past... 6 months

[primal kelp]

its a group buy

you have to wait months

sadly

also had another kb i was waiting on so that might be it

[near jacinth]

nah its expensive for me

[elder shale]

o

yea

I really like it

Heavy tho if that bothers you

Metal frame

[near jacinth]

nice

[near jacinth]

g213 is like a budget variant

[elder shale]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVs_EuE69yk

[primal kelp]

dont be silly cats cant speak human

[steady vale]

https://www.reddit.com/r/greebles/comments/16d6zoo/lanky_greebless/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

[elder shale]

Fake play button

Heretics

[steady vale]

Watch it

[elder shale]

I don't understand cat zoomies

It's like they become possessed lol

[primal kelp]

why is picture not moving

[hallow isle]

maybe cats can see past the veil

[elder shale]

are they getting married?

I wish I had a clip of Brian's laugh but I have to post the full vid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h232bilq8eQ

[primal kelp]

why does he have 3 first names

[elder shale]

Don't diss BDG

He's great

[hallow isle]

british

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/snatch-dags-you-like-dya-like-brad-pitt-gif-5402102

[primal kelp]

the british are weird

[steady vale]

What's a dag

[primal kelp]

dogs

[elder shale]

A dog

Moon

[steady vale]

I was gonna say, weird to ask someone if they like dog butt

[elder shale]

Go watch Snatch

:(

Is good movie

[primal kelp]

do you like dog butt

[steady vale]

https://tenor.com/view/red-vs-blue-rooster-teeth-im-allergic-to-things-i-dont-want-to-do-gif-21980344

[steady vale]

No

Cat bums are cute tho

[primal kelp]

dog discrimination

[steady vale]

Yep

[primal kelp]

smh

[maiden seal]

Normal Caboose

[steady vale]

I need to rewatch Red vs Blue

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/caboose-red-vs-blue-i-demand-cookies-gif-21967124

[maiden seal]

I rewatched it not long ago

Still love it lol

[steady vale]

[steady vale]

Not my fault, someone put a wall in my way

I probably like that show too much tbh

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/redvblue-halo-gaming-videogames-thanksgiving-gif-8118166

[steady vale]

I even participated in a Red vs Blue role-play for years, daily. Weird times, but it was fun.

Also Dragon Age rps unfortunately the group for that one tho wasn't as active.

It was my first online social experience prior to discord and brief psn stuff. Kind of miss it. Never actually had to directly talk to people, we were just our characters

Plus, creative writing is fun

[elder shale]

[steady vale]

Sry, kind of rambled

[prime estuary]

he's in the microwave

[elder shale]

Why don't I have this thumbs emoji

[steady vale]

[elder shale]

I'm in the server >:(

:bcaCoolThumbs:

How dare

[steady vale]

[elder shale]

oh here it is

[steady vale]

You're just not cool enough, sry

Oh fine

Find it

Be cool

[elder shale]

I'm not cool, my average body temperature is 37 degrees Celsius

[primal kelp]

i have one of those stupid headaches you know will get worse

its mild rn

[elder shale]

I usually

lie down for a bit and those go away

so

rest

[steady vale]

Bleh
Hope you feel better n it doesn't evolve into a migraine

[primal kelp]

ty

cant rest have work

[elder shale]

You can take a break

I'm not officially on vacation but I wrapped up all my work so I'm WFH but effectively on vacation as of today

Officially, I'm on vacation on Thursday

3 weeks

[neat jetty]

Congratulations

[near jacinth]

wha

ther's no way

now lets wait for ryzen 7990x3d i guess

[elder shale]

Freya cuddles

[primal kelp]

i brought this on myself staying up late playing rimworld

[elder shale]

Don't mind the hairy leg

[near jacinth]

i even didnt

[primal kelp]

😳

[elder shale]

What

[limber fractal]

she so darn cute!

[tiny void]

Finally home

School is pain

[vague hawk]

The projector on @still tartan.

[primal kelp]

eepy girl

[elder shale]

Sorry lol

Im bored and I can't get up to go play Starfield

[primal kelp]

cant?

[elder shale]

Can't

[primal kelp]

just levitate freya and scoot off

[elder shale]

Aw she scooched up to me lol

[hallow isle]

<@&590975379678953522> sus link

[primal kelp]

@ mods sus adam

[elder shale]

Had to get up for a meeting lol

She yawn

[primal kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/pets-quarantine-back-to-work-working-from-home-work-gif-16975681

[elder shale]

Lmfao

[neat jetty]

Bagheera cries every time I come back to the room after leaving for 10 seconds. I work from home so we see each other all day

[primal kelp]

"you have to pay attention to ME!"

[neat jetty]

I wouldn't have it any other way 🥹

[brisk jasper]

Cats are goofy

[primal kelp]

love cats and dogs but will prob get a dog first

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/killer-cat-cat-knife-ruocgiff-gif-24035655

[primal kelp]

they demand too much attention

i would be exhausted

[elder shale]

uh?

you think a cat is more maintenance than a dog? lmao

good luck

[primal kelp]

ive had a dog before

dogs*

[hallow isle]

Get a cat

[brisk jasper]

Adopt a retired greyhound. They’re pretty chill dogs

[opaque tartan]

@steady vale @sterile tartan @limber fractal

[limber fractal]

omg this is adorbz! @clever vessel check it!!!

[primal kelp]

meeting is going well it seems lol

[elder shale]

yes

xd

release this weekend

[brisk jasper]

Goofy goober

[clever vessel]

I hope God has oatmeal cream pie trees in heaven

[fossil kraken]

ohhhhhhhhh i wanna put my face on the softtttteeeeee

[primal kelp]

theres a toy story 4? when did this happen

[fossil kraken]

after toy story 3 i think

[bold island]

I remember the Toy Story game in Genesis.

One of the few games I finished on it.

[sterile tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/forky-toy-story-walk-toy-trip-gif-16053844

[teal raptor]

hiii

[sterile tartan]

[clever vessel]

so that's where teddy bears go to die

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/nice-good-redvblue-halo-gaming-gif-8118170

[sterile tartan]

[inland grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/borzoi-gif-27403233

[elder shale]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCqLuEAmNW8

[brisk jasper]

Not a greyhound tho

[inland grotto]

Yes, it’s a borzoi. But they both have the lonk snoots.

[brisk jasper]

That’s a borzoi

[sterile tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/derpy-dog-derp-gif-15183504

[elder shale]

https://youtube.com/shorts/OPAM-Izjv5k?si=Vx02s__4ZSJwuRTB

[brisk jasper]

https://tenor.com/view/greyhound-dog-funny-face-gif-13269340

[opaque tartan]

This fkn dog

[fossil kraken]

CUDDLEEE

[opaque tartan]

Took a chunk out of her

[fossil kraken]

she like "this again"

[opaque tartan]

So needy

[fossil kraken]

spaghetti small and easy to grab

[primal kelp]

human let my face go!

[fossil kraken]

she likes having her face just held, idk why but she always comes for a nose-boop and a head-grab

a baby

idk why there were originally five pics. calm down discord

[fossil kraken]

softe doge

[brisk jasper]

She’s a greyhound deerhound wolfhound mix

She’s big and fast

[fossil kraken]

oh i think one of my dad's dogs is part deerhound, based on google. she's just a "got her for free" rescue dog

[pale meadow]

Awww

[primal kelp]

all that matters is that shes a good dog

[fossil kraken]

all dog good dog

[brisk jasper]

Yeah, I see the resemblance

[fossil kraken]

she also go really fast. maybe they can race, come here

[brisk jasper]

I wouldn’t doubt it, most sighthounds can run pretty damn fast

[opaque tartan]

LOVE

[brisk jasper]

Greyhounds are the fastest, wolf/deerhounds are the biggest

[opaque tartan]

I love shaggy dogs too

[opaque tartan]

All go to heaven

Even the ones that bit kids

[pale meadow]

That's for dame sure💯

[fossil kraken]

she's the favourite of my dad's dogs. others are a jack russell and a jack russell-sausage dog cross. which are also lovely, but, bramble is just a special girl

[pale meadow]

We all have that one dog lol

Even though we don't admit it

[opaque tartan]

I love Jacks

[primal kelp]

dont trust anyone that doesnt listen to music or like pets

[opaque tartan]

Kinda want one again

[fossil kraken]

sleepy idiot gang ft mox's dad's leg

[opaque tartan]

Best guard dogs

OH SHIT

That's a dream right there

[pale meadow]

Awwww

[opaque tartan]

One in the middle is a babe

They all are

But I want that one

Gimme

[fossil kraken]

that's robin he's an asshole :D he likes to eat my brother's plush toys

i like dogs like nate dog, they always look like they're smiling

[opaque tartan]

Staff and Pitbulls

Pitty smiles are cute

[fossil kraken]

ya i cant tell them apart well

[opaque tartan]

They're pretty much the same tbh

Goodest goyles

Misty, the black one is half Staff, half Whippet

[primal kelp]

cuties

[sterile tartan]

My stepdad's doggo Draco

[fossil kraken]

NO he has CLOTHES HELP im CRYING

[primal kelp]

hes all dress up aw

[sterile tartan]

He immediately lost the jacket as soon as he left the room lol

[primal kelp]

they always do lol

some dont like clothes

[fossil kraken]

misty looks shy pat pat

[opaque tartan]

Gorgeous

She's actually very friendly

Both of them are

[fossil kraken]

spaghetti likes clothes but in a "steals laundry and puts them in her hiding spots" way, not a "wears them" way

[opaque tartan]

Raised them to be

[sterile tartan]

His other dog is a shepsky
I wonder if I have a pic of her

[opaque tartan]

@sterile tartan what breed is Draco?

[fossil kraken]

dog

[opaque tartan]

Scratches made her melt into the floor

[fossil kraken]

upside down sillies

[sterile tartan]

All I've been told about his breed is "house hippo"

[fossil kraken]

🦛

[opaque tartan]

Tough life here in England, cost of licking crisis

[sterile tartan]

Have some Rem
Meme included because I found it in my pictures

[opaque tartan]

Brilliant where can I get one

[fossil kraken]

hi rem !!!

[sterile tartan]

This is her too

[opaque tartan]

Oh fuck

I was trying not to be soppy today

Bloody Spirit

[sterile tartan]

She took a while to grow into her ears

[opaque tartan]

Wish I could go for a walk in the woods rn

[pure sapphire]

Orgochem quiz today

Seemed easy enough which means I got a 30%

[sterile tartan]

Google has decided Rem and African wild dogs are the same thing

[fossil kraken]

that's 30 percents more than zero

[fossil kraken]

i mean. yeah

[sterile tartan]

Both are all ears

[pure sapphire]

Useless in the grand scheme of things

Also dropped a class that kept going way off topic every class I attended lol

[craggy canyon]

My cats wanting to murder, I mean, socialise with the poor kitty

[opaque tartan]

Is your car parked on a wooden floor?

[craggy canyon]

No 😛 it only looks like wood

[primal kelp]

shouldve went with the carpet look

[craggy canyon]

Umm… okay…

[opaque tartan]

Car-pet

I see what you did there @primal kelp

Terrible

[tardy juniper]

Only YOU can prevent wild punners

[hallow isle]

https://www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/23787625.south-oxfordshire-taps-left-running-spate-burglaries/

the wet bandits

[fossil kraken]

lmfao

[opaque tartan]

If you can't open the door you have to faucet

[fossil kraken]

hello police? i found the culprit ⬆️

[opaque tartan]

Caught me wet handed

[tardy juniper]

Your career in crime is all washed up!

[eternal thorn]

That just sounds weird

[opaque tartan]

Ya know what else sounds weird

[primal kelp]

only if you make it weird

[opaque tartan]

Ceryncross

🫂

[eternal thorn]

[tardy juniper]

https://tenor.com/view/metamophosil-wet-water-slippery-blob-gif-20765990

[fair forge]

Especially if Goregasm-entity is a women

[eternal thorn]

Taking it a bit too far there

[fair forge]

True

I apologize

Welp, that's a way to kill the chat

[opaque tartan]

I usually take it too far

[fair forge]

💀

Anyways I should shut my mouth

[opaque tartan]

Have you started making this face in rl

[fair forge]

I don't want to get smited from here

[opaque tartan]

Nah

[eternal thorn]

Started?

[opaque tartan]

Just chill with the people

[eternal thorn]

I was born with it

[opaque tartan]

Resting Ceryn face

[tardy juniper]

you can shut your mouth, but what does that ahve to do with typing?

[fair forge]

I went to meowbahh's discord server

[fossil kraken]

they type with their mouth

[fair forge]

Immediately regretted it

[opaque tartan]

Lick the keyboard

[eternal thorn]

Speech to text

[fair forge]

I use mobile

[opaque tartan]

Lick the screen

[fossil kraken]

that makes way more sense than what i thought

[fair forge]

If I do that I might make a new virus

So no thanks

[opaque tartan]

Not all heroes wear capes

[fair forge]

Oh boy

I am about to get smite

[elder shale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1098369378480824441/1145434997700964505/79kqCrriNqL1nWtX.mp4

[opaque tartan]

I was just thinking about how much I enjoyed how quiet it was during the pandemic

Now it's heaving again

And people suck

They're everywhere

[fair forge]

True

Kinda like sand

[opaque tartan]

Stop being paranoid

[fair forge]

K

[opaque tartan]

Most people here are nice and forgiving

I am also here

But I'm here for the animals

[sleek coral]

I'm not nice and forgiving.

[opaque tartan]

Woofs and meows

If you have lizards or spiders you get extra points

[fossil kraken]

i'm moxie

[sleek coral]

😅

[elder shale]

I'm a surgeon

[sterile tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/al-surgeon-gif-21919141

[opaque tartan]

Passed my counter terrorism training @hallow isle

I can save me from myself

[fair forge]

Ah sh-

[elder shale]

wait wrong one

[sterile tartan]

[sleek coral]

lol

[fair forge]

...

[elder shale]

Shut up, you're adorable

[sleek coral]

[fair forge]

What the fuck did I saw?

[fair forge]

There there

[elder shale]

Okay I can't find it

[sleek coral]

Did and saw.

😦

[sterile tartan]

Didsaw

[sleek coral]

I dunno. What did you saw?

Was it a hand saw or a chainsaw?

[elder shale]

Didisaw

[sleek coral]

Didisaw

[elder shale]

'I see', said the blind carpenter, as he picked up his hammer and saw

[sleek coral]

lol

[sleek coral]

Brutal

[elder shale]

YO IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE?!?!?!?!?!» eqrrefdwaf da

xd

[fair forge]

Brainsaw

[opaque tartan]

Seesaw

[elder shale]

https://open.spotify.com/track/4ztHWjroo8RyveiQdWp2Vv?si=fd89be5146164214

[sleek coral]

Wow that's a nice rug

[elder shale]

The blanket is nice too

[sleek coral]

[opaque tartan]

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2023/sep/11/ban-on-single-use-vapes-in-uk-could-be-imminent

So happy this is happening, the amount of these I see littering the streets disgusts me.

[tardy juniper]

of course they are, they are colorful

[primal kelp]

1984

[opaque tartan]

2007

[tardy juniper]

I personally just think Nicotine should be banned and give people like 5 years to stop or they get hit with a drug possession and use charge

but that will never happen because politics and lobbying

maybe leave the gum, since it's only sold from a pharmacy counter

[elder shale]

Or just do like, I think New Zealand (?), is doing. Anyone that wasn't 18 after a certain year can no longer buy cigarettes, including future births.
So even if you're 18+ later but weren't 18 before said year (think 2024 or so) then you can't legally buy them.

[hallow isle]

Dunno how people are getting addicted to kids I can't stand 'em

[tardy juniper]

then again, single-use get away from that, allow people to use them in places where it's not allowed with no evidence

[hallow isle]

Didn't even know they could be vaped tbh

[elder shale]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2022/12/14/new-zealand-tobacco-cigarettes-ban/

[sterile tartan]

Embedless

[elder shale]

oh fuck off

not you spirit

lmao

sorry

[sterile tartan]

I know

[pure sapphire]

What if I quit college and life and cease participating in society to live in the woods and carve memes into cave walls

[lament knot]

Can I join you then?

[sterile tartan]

You could try
Follow your dreams

[fossil kraken]

i support u! just not like, financially

[elder shale]

I want to retire to an animal sanctuary

[opaque tartan]

Walkers made a child flavour for Jimmy

[elder shale]

I'm hungry

and I really want borgar

[hallow isle]

Hi hungry

I'm adamb

[elder shale]

Hello

Dadam

[pure sapphire]

I just want to sleep for a long time

[opaque tartan]

I'm building a house out of a coach to do something similar

[pure sapphire]

[sterile tartan]

Now build a coach out of a house

[elder shale]

Why are you building a person out of a house

[sterile tartan]

Then coach the house-coach to house a coach

[elder shale]

coach

coaaacchhhhh

Damn it I need to get it off my system now

cooaaacchhhh

coach

[sterile tartan]

It's no longer a word when I read it

[elder shale]

I really do be sittin' here repeating the word several times in different ways until I'm satisfied

Why am I like this

[lament knot]

The word coach looks weird now

[fossil kraken]

fairly sure that's an autism trait

[sterile tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/fosters-home-for-imaginary-friend-topeka-gif-10817768

[elder shale]

Well, I have Asperger's lol

[hallow isle]

I have beef burgers

😋

[elder shale]

I have

Something

[primal kelp]

ass burgers

[elder shale]

I'll have to check the fridge

[fossil kraken]

wow shira 😂

[primal kelp]

im sorry

[elder shale]

they're buns, not burgers

smh

alternatively, cake

SOME FORM OF PASTRY

[primal kelp]

are they tasty 👀

[elder shale]

depends

[fossil kraken]

pastray burgers? :S

i guess a cornish pasty is kinda a pastry burger

[sterile tartan]

My favorite recent realization is that Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends is in the US Pacific Northwest

[primal kelp]

so often when i speak to someone i repeat what i say but like mouth it and i dont realize i do it

[elder shale]

Sometimes if I have to respond yes or no, I just mouth it and shake my head appropriately but forget to actually vocalise it

[fossil kraken]

in some places shaking head is yes

[eternal thorn]

Me when I heard the actual pronunciation of Aspergers

[elder shale]

Yes but sometimes people aren't looking at you

So uh

you need to voice it

[lament knot]

Same

[fossil kraken]

ya ya i wind my husband up (not purposefully) all the time beacuse i do same

[primal kelp]

someone pointed out that i do that and i told them i didnt

realized after that i do after i caught myself

[elder shale]

I just realised

This entire thing was a jab at how Asperger's is pronounced it and it completely flew over my head

Spanktastic

[primal kelp]

i thought that was what you were going for

after adam said beef burger

[elder shale]

No I thought he was genuinely talking about food

[primal kelp]

ah

i havent had a burger in a while

but i dont want to order fast food

but i also dont want to buy a whole pack of buns for one burger

[sterile tartan]

Order a slow burger

[elder shale]

I had one Monday but I'm craving from the local burger place.

Their burgers are delicious.

[eternal thorn]

I have a childhood friend with aspergers

[primal kelp]

i like to do the cheese in the middle

[pliant fjord]

Fyi, #roles-information & !RoleLevels have been updated with the new Top Autophage role -- now part of the Top Gek gang
If any of you Top Gek'ers want it, you may use the #contact-us form to request it. Run !RoleHelp for more role info.

[eternal thorn]

I should talk to him again, been a while

[elder shale]

OH

Yes I want it

Kinda don't wanna do a whole contact us thing so just gonna wait for a mod to see it

Pings

[eternal thorn]

Code wants autophage @night bobcat @limber fractal

[primal kelp]

last person i talked to that i knew had aspergers, his mom died of cancer.

[eternal thorn]

Too late

[elder shale]

[primal kelp]

kinda hit hard bc they were our neighbors and she was a really nice person

[elder shale]

Awe

[fossil kraken]

i thought the term wasn't used anymore but maybe it's vary by place

[eternal thorn]

BarKy a One Piece fan btw

[elder shale]

What term?

[fossil kraken]

aspergers

[primal kelp]

never got into one piece

[elder shale]

It's no longer an official diagnosis, I think it's just grouped under autism now.

[fossil kraken]

yeah that's what i thought, but those diagnosis things change reasonably often so idk

[elder shale]

Unfortunately, autism is a very charged word (that I don't have a problem to say I have) so I like to be specific with what form of autism I have.

@primal kelp poke the mod author

[primal kelp]

have you tried not updating

[elder shale]

I could downgrade but

I'm lazy

[primal kelp]

also wondering when they will upload on their official site

[pliant fjord]

https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/observations/the-problem-with-aspergers/

[primal kelp]

kinda weird they havent

[fossil kraken]

thanku gunter

[inland grotto]

IIRC, Asperger’s is also kinda a charged word/name, considering the actual Asperger the diagnosis was named after was, as the article Gunter linked says, something of a Nazi.

[elder shale]

Oh, I wasn't sure it was the same people.

[primal kelp]

its the same

[elder shale]

Figured it was someone else while Silverlock's isn't out.

[primal kelp]

silverlock?

[elder shale]

Neat.

[elder shale]

Honestly, had no clue.

[primal kelp]

think i checked the author of the nexus one and they uploaded the skyrim ones

so same person

[inland grotto]

Yeah, shit’s fucked like that sometimes.

[primal kelp]

good to know

[fossil kraken]

what makes u say autism is charged? if you don't want to talk about it and/or it's not server appropriate that's totally fine

i'm heading to make microwave noodles before i read that article

[primal kelp]

autism has a negative connotation and sensitive for some

[elder shale]

Mostly as an insult, and I honestly think people might think I'm joking around.
It's unfortunate but a reality.

[inland grotto]

A lot of insults involve mental illness of some kind: the R word chief among them.

[primal kelp]

coolest people i know have autism so when someone says they have it i go "cool whats your superpower?" not in a condescending way or anything im just fascinated by how the brain works

[inland grotto]

It’s as I said earlier; shit’s fucked like that sometimes. And as a society, we should work towards shit being less fucked.

[elder shale]

I like how my brain works.

[primal kelp]

i like how your brain works

[primal kelp]

kinda just need a new society tbh this one should collapse

@elder shale arent you a programmer, update sfse yourself

[elder shale]

Lazy

[hallow isle]

Good point, it's about as old as the code you're paid to work on

https://tenor.com/view/funny-laughing-hysterically-crying-gif-21624342

[primal kelp]

spirit

[sterile tartan]

[primal kelp]

[elder shale]

Get paid well too

[primal kelp]

update sfse yourself then paywall it

[hallow isle]

Same but I've just gotten 3/4 million of new hardware to keep me occupied :3

And none of it runs java

[primal kelp]

nothing wrong with java

[hallow isle]

Oracle

[primal kelp]

well

ah

you're right

[elder shale]

I don't understand the legality of paywalling mods.
It's a modification for an existing game, how are you allowed to make money off of it.

It's different for the Creation Club stuff, that I get (and like). You work with Bethesda and get paid.

[hallow isle]

I usually am

[elder shale]

He's left also, unless he's lost an arm or had a stroke or something.

[inland grotto]

Have you heard of the new unity stuff?

[elder shale]

Yes.

I'm furious :]

[hallow isle]

Why would you not be able to get paid

[slender quartz]

Hi, Furious!

[hallow isle]

The default position of the law is things are allowed unless there is a law forbidding it

[inland grotto]

Lololol

[slender quartz]

(Couldn't resist...)

[sterile tartan]

Of course tenor doesn't have the fern gully gif I want

[elder shale]

Been developing a game with a small group the past few months, in Unity.

[primal kelp]

oof

[elder shale]

Of course this isn't gonna affect us anytime soon but it still sucks lol

[primal kelp]

time to learn godot then

[elder shale]

Proprietary software sucks

[hallow isle]

time to learn to code a game engine

[elder shale]

:(

[primal kelp]

time to learn creation engine make mods then spin off your own successful game

[tardy juniper]

You could use Unreal engine :P

[elder shale]

Forbidden City

I was gonna say the Enderal folks but so far they stick purely to modding (and books)

[sterile tartan]

I can't find the gif because I remembered the quote wrong I think

[primal kelp]

yeah thats who i was referring to

[maiden seal]

the forgotten city so good

love that game

[primal kelp]

or learn source and make half life 3

[hallow isle]

or learn gmod and rake in youtube bucks making the next skibidi toilet

[primal kelp]

ugh i saw that stupid meme

good thing that isnt catching on

[tardy juniper]

A Roman skibidi toilet?

[elder shale]

stop

[primal kelp]

skibidi loss meme

[hallow isle]

yes to both

[elder shale]

Okay I'm gonna surrender to my cravings.