off-topic-bond-james-bond

[neat jetty]

“It’s not a phase mom”

[bold island]

https://tenor.com/view/i-see-what-you-did-there-rescue-dog-i-know-what-you-did-gorgeous-dog-viszla-gif-22249666

[pale meadow]

Emo is not a phase mom

[bold island]

It's a way of life.

[pale meadow]

Yes

Tbf, I feel old when I go to shows now lol

[neat jetty]

75% of my wardrobe is black 🫢

[pale meadow]

💯

[maiden seal]

real

[fossil kraken]

i didn't grow out of my emo phase so much as i grew into jogpants and oversized teeshirts

[maiden seal]

except more for me

[neat jetty]

It just goes with everything

[pale meadow]

Yep

[neat jetty]

Easy to blend

[maiden seal]

only thing not black is khaki pants in my wardrobe

[bold island]

Emo might not be a phase. But waning crescent is.

[maiden seal]

Aha

[neat jetty]

I’ll try not to nerd react that

[pale meadow]

Matte black everything

[maiden seal]

matte 🙂

[pale meadow]

Both my dogs are black

[maiden seal]

I made a mistake by dying my hair black

it died and I had to shave it

[pale meadow]

Ewwww

[maiden seal]

Yes

Never again

[pale meadow]

Started blond, slowly turning black lol

[neat jetty]

The last time I dyed my hair was frosted tips in middle school 😬

[pale meadow]

The 90's called for you

[maiden seal]

I’ll just have to stick to blond

[neat jetty]

I call for them

[bold island]

The 90s called. They want their N'Sync ablum back.

[pale meadow]

Hey, that was a good album

[bold island]

bahahaha

[neat jetty]

Tell me why 🤭

[pale meadow]

By by by

[bold island]

Because. That's why.

[neat jetty]

🌚

[bold island]

Call up the 90s. I want Gundam Wing.

freaking loved that show

[neat jetty]

Big O

[pale meadow]

💯

[maiden seal]

Someone made a Gundam in starfield I’m pretty sure

Lol

[bold island]

neato torpedo

[neat jetty]

Can probably make one in LOZ

[bold island]

LOZ? What is that?

[neat jetty]

Legend of Zelda, Tears of the Kingdom specifically

[maiden seal]

White Base

kinda

[silent wagon]

Not me being a moron and gashing my thumb open on my damn Monster can, lol

[pale meadow]

Ohhhhhhh

[bold island]

I have a Switch. I defintely need to buy Zelda.

[neat jetty]

I’ve been wanting a switch since 2020, just never got around to it

[pale meadow]

As do I, more of a PC players now

The next one is on it way soon

[bold island]

Yeah, well it's nice to know I can play Zelda and Mario.

Even if it's not the most vogue system available.

[pale meadow]

It's also easy to modify as well

@bold island

[bold island]

I didn't know that

[pale meadow]

The back comes off in like five minutes lol

[bold island]

I don't want to mess with it though.

[pale meadow]

I swapped a battery in someone's switch in like half an hour

[bold island]

i see

[pale meadow]

I might do the same for mine soon🤔

[bold island]

cool cool

The best part about a console is processng power or compatibility is a non issue

[pale meadow]

Yep

Us PC player have to worry about that unfortunately

[bold island]

I have a pretty good PC, but I payed a lot for it

Because I've never built one myself.

[pale meadow]

I built mine

Once you do it, it's pretty easy to do

[bold island]

yeah

[pale meadow]

It's like Legos but more expensive lol

[rare magnet]

nightmares are 😦

[bold island]

I understand the architecture I've just never actually done it.

[pale meadow]

I encourage everyone to do it

You care more about it

[lament knot]

Woohoo just had the worst nightmare of my life 😃

[mint spear]

Yeah my SD card reader on my switch is going out

I don't know how to fix it

[lament knot]

Morning everyone 👋

[pale meadow]

Should be able to replace it🤔

[pure sapphire]

Yes, the shirt has not been salvaged the stain remains

[rare magnet]

Ello there

[bold island]

How much are used Nintendo Switches going for?

[pure sapphire]

It's a very small stain but I notice it immediately

[pale meadow]

Your in the US?

[bold island]

yeah

[rare magnet]

Might be going for 200 plus maybe, but the swicth lite might be 100 not to sure

[pale meadow]

Then find another one silly boy

[mint spear]

Yeah but the thing is I'm 18 and my dad doesn't want me taking it apart and replacing it myself even though I literally know more about this stuff than he does

[pure sapphire]

This is my nice shirt all the rest are t-shirts or not light enough for 90⁰ heat

[bold island]

ok thanks

[mint spear]

And we can't take it to Nintendo because Nintendo rips people off

[pale meadow]

I find doing it, asking for forgiveness later helps

[rare magnet]

But i caved in and got the animal crossing one but a huge rip off with no game x..x oh well

[pale meadow]

😮‍💨

[pale meadow]

Look at Ifixit for instructions on how to fix it

[rare magnet]

Sheesh what's wrong with it?

[pale meadow]

@mint spear

https://www.ifixit.com/Device/Nintendo_Switch

[mint spear]

Hey long time no see sorry I haven't been dming you for a while I have so many friends on discord like over 40 so I forget about some people hru doing

[pure sapphire]

Fine

[mint spear]

It doesn't look like that

Lol

[mint spear]

Thank you so much

[pale meadow]

It's what I use

[mint spear]

Yeah like I need to get it repaired bad because I only have so much space on my internal storage and I have so many games

[pale meadow]

I have a 128 gig in my switch

[tardy juniper]

I have 500GB in my XSX, but its still not enough with these AAA games taking 50G+ each

[pale meadow]

Um.......

[mint spear]

I have a 250 gb micro SD XC fast speed card in my switch

[pale meadow]

I only have a couple of games in my switch tbh

I think I am at two terabytes on my PC🤔

[mint spear]

Also I have the first Gen Nintendo switch with all the issues and it hasn't been cleaned since I first got it a few years ago

Mostly because my dad is stupid and doesn't want to take it apart and clean it

[primal kelp]

i own a switch and it just collects dust

the steam deck is much better

and i dont have to pay $60 for old nintendo games

[pale meadow]

Yeah, thinking about getting it🤔

[mint spear]

It's actually shit compared to the new hand held computer that was just recently released it's called the rogue ally

I can send you a link to it on Amazon if you want to check it out

[primal kelp]

cool it doesnt have trackpads and runs windows

im good

[night blade]

i kinda want a smol gf for this very reason

[outer quiver]

g'day

[outer quiver]

what about a tall one that does it to you?

[pale meadow]

So do I lol

[night blade]

she would need to be around more than 1.90m and actually beefy

[mint spear]

Lol did you not read my text I literally said it's a hand held computer it runs windows and can play anything on it and it runs like a super high end computer it will cost you $400 USD in the us

[cursive agate]

Sprint is LB & the new scanner mode is RB. I don't malee or throw nades that much

[outer quiver]

ok and

[night blade]

🤝

[pale meadow]

My ex is one lol

[outer quiver]

bnnuy

[primal kelp]

u didnt read bc running windows is a downside lol

[night blade]

If I have enough rizz for that girl in particular, she's be my second one, with such a difference

[pale meadow]

Tbh, she is completely crazy

[mint spear]

HIDevolution [2023] ASUS ROG Ally RC71L 7" FHD 120Hz, 3.3 GHz Ryzen Z1 Extreme, AMD Radeon, 16 GB LPDDR5 RAM, 512 GB PCIe SSD, Windows 11 Home https://a.co/d/ir2GKYw

[night blade]

why is she crazy

[primal kelp]

cool i dont want it lol

i have a top of the line pc at home and a steam deck

[pale meadow]

|| she is completely controlled by her mother 🤦‍♂️||

[primal kelp]

it runs enough

[mint spear]

Bro if linus tech tips talks amazing things about it y'know it's good I looked at it myself and it's amazing

[night blade]

||then she not crazy ; she suffers from an abusive relationship with her mother||

[primal kelp]

ok then go buy it you dont need to sell it to me

[mint spear]

I'm just saying go look at it and then make a comment on it

Lol

[pale meadow]

|| it's why I now call her my ex lol ||

[night blade]

||Well huh, althought difficult, you could've helped her into helping her into cut ties with her mother, who actually is the crazy one||

[pale meadow]

|| nope, she is also super immature 🤦‍♂️ ||

[night blade]

https://tenor.com/view/emotional-damage-emotional-damage-meme-funny-gif-24332819

[pale meadow]

|| was gone for a two day hiking trip with my dog in New Hampshire, she thought I had died because I didn't respond to her 🤦‍♂️ ||

[mint spear]

The steam deck is worse than what I gave you a link to the thing I gave you a link to outperforms the steam deck by a landslide and it can do PC games steam games and all PC things it can even run Xbox games and on top of this it has a 1tb build in storage or you can get the 4 tb version and it also has high resolution altra hd screen with really high refresh rate and ray tracing like man look at this stuff before you make a comment on it because you have no idea lol I'm not trying to sell it to you I just want you to see the thing and then make a actual comment on it

[primal kelp]

why are you still on this?

[night blade]

||yeah, she is emotionally disregulated because of that relationship with the mother. Once she'll feel that she is free of her, she'll be a crying mess and live the way she intended. I went thorugh that||

[pale meadow]

|| as did I, when I bought my house. I made it a point not to live anywhere near my parents ||

[primal kelp]

you know you can just dm each other if you dont want to keep typing spoilers

[night blade]

||yep, this is why I am 700km from them||

[night blade]

[pale meadow]

|| your call||

[night blade]

|| I have nothing interesting to say, I am just messing around and this is the last spoilered message here for now||

||Sed quot homines, tot sententiae; Mihi enim satis est, ipsis non satis. Nihil opus est exemplis hoc facere longius. Non minor, inquit, voluptas percipitur ex vilissimis rebus quam ex pretiosissimis. Hoc sic expositum dissimile est superiori. Primum quid tu dicis breve? Ut non sine causa ex iis memoriae ducta sit disciplina. Quid enim me prohiberet Epicureum esse, si probarem, quae ille diceret? Non autem hoc: igitur ne illud quidem.||

[night blade]

wdym

[mint spear]

Yes I would have done the same

[pale meadow]

We can talk in DM's

[primal kelp]

[pale meadow]

But after translating your message I get it

[night blade]

actually at this rate, yes

[night blade]

that's just Lorem ipsum dolor sir amet e consectetur

[pale meadow]

I have no idea who that is 😅

[neat jetty]

I’d like to recant how my morning has been for all of you. To start off, I’m housesitting for my very southern grandfather who has 3 hunting dogs in pens outside. To summarize, each of these 3 dogs got out today and I’ve spent 5 hours or so trying to outsmart and get them back inside.

One of them is blind and terrified of me, so I just walked behind her until she found her way back in. Another was hanging out with dogs inside so I had to go grab her and bring her in. The third was running in fields outside and was too fast for me, so I dug a whole under the fence and filled it with treats to get her to think it was her idea to come back inside

[silent wagon]

@opaque tartan Bruh I'm a terrible person, I clocked out at work and my manager was like "I wish you could stay longer, we don't have anyone else scheduled" and I said "Oof, good luck!" and left 😂

[tardy juniper]

You're not a terrible person, it's the employer's responsibility to have enough staff

[pale meadow]

If your like me, then your like but more money lol

[tardy juniper]

it's a corporate lie. All the bad things are emplyee's fault/problem, and all the good things are credited to the corporation

[pale meadow]

I am fully aware

[silent wagon]

Fuck em, they've been doing me dirty for a month straight because they can't keep any employees. Had me out in 106° weather with a 300 smoke air index by myself on one of the busiest weeks they have. It was my first week working there too

Was literally running an entire Walmart parking lot solo in hell. So yeah, they get zero pity from me

Also we haven't had working cart pusher machines in three weeks, so I have to shove everything by hand

[pale meadow]

Once you have enough skills to leave then do so. You owe them nothing

[tardy juniper]

I bet you're ripped by now

[pale meadow]

So do I lol

[silent wagon]

Not even close, I'm a skinny tall boi 😔

[pale meadow]

Then eat more

[tardy juniper]

you can be skinny and still ripped, trust me, I know

[maiden seal]

chisled

I’ve actually been working out

It’s nice.

Still got a ways to go

[pale meadow]

Don't we all

[maiden seal]

It’s only at-home though lol

Anything I can do with this barbell I will do it

[silent wagon]

Why work out when I bust my ass shoving carts as a job 😫

[maiden seal]

Totally understandable

Ever since I stopped working with my dad I’ve been doing it

As construction is already a damn workout

[tardy juniper]

because that's not a full body workout?

[maiden seal]

My dad is fucking ripped

He’s got popeye forearms

That screwdriver lmao

[pale meadow]

Dame

Once you drive a forklift everything becomes easy to lift lol

[tardy juniper]

once upon a time, when I was skinny, I could walk around more than 100 steps on my hands

[maiden seal]

I must have terrible balance, never could do that stuff

Always tried lol.

[brisk jasper]

fun forklift fact: you can legally own and drive a forklift on public roads with very little red tape

[maiden seal]

Even though I can skate 🤔

[tardy juniper]

never did master the free-standing hand-stand pushup

[brisk jasper]

You just need a very basic permit to drive forklifts on public roads, and you need to be able to operate a forklift

it is not hard at all

[pale meadow]

I took my test years ago lol

[tardy juniper]

https://tenor.com/view/forklift-certified-gif-25841152

[pale meadow]

Not at all

[maiden seal]

No lie, being a forklift operator sounds like an amazing job

[pale meadow]

I wish that were the case 😭

[lucid granite]

i had this problem once

[pale meadow]

It is to a point, after a while my back starts to go

[brisk jasper]

have you not seen the videos of like 10 ton(nes) of beer getting dropped on forklift operators

[maiden seal]

My grandfather was a forklift operator for like 45 years

For Ford

[tardy juniper]

don't robots drive the forklifts now?

[brisk jasper]

no

[maiden seal]

No?

maybe some

[brisk jasper]

maybe

I have no fucken clue

[maiden seal]

not all anyways

[lucid granite]

well who's gonna pilot the robots, huh? checkmate

[tardy juniper]

The benevolent AI

[pale meadow]

They do in some wear houses

[brisk jasper]

I googled forklifts to make a "masturbation fake-out" joke and I ended up learning something

[lucid granite]

and who's gonna pilot the AI?

[brisk jasper]

the AI

[tardy juniper]

AI gonna pilot you 😝

[lucid granite]

ooh freaky

[brisk jasper]

that's kinda the whole point of a forklift

Fuck

I have forklift brain

[pale meadow]

At my old job there were robots that operated forklifts

[brisk jasper]

was one of them named HAL 9000?

[maiden seal]

https://tenor.com/view/opinion-vibe-gif-24179784

[silent wagon]

Absolutely not, LMFAOOOOOO
I've talked to the poor bastards in the warehouse at work who run the forklifts, I know damn well they wish a robot was suffering instead of them 😂

[lucid granite]

this comment seems a bit far for this server? idk i haven't read the rules in a hot minute

[pale meadow]

They called them FROGS

They had a frog commander

[brisk jasper]

I wasn't telling the joke, just describing what it was. Although I coulda just told the joke

[lucid granite]

i just mean mentioning that topic

[brisk jasper]

ah

[tardy juniper]

it's skirting Rule 4, but discussing it will only awaken a mod

[brisk jasper]

well the joke is "You know what else is fun home alone? Learning how to operate a Toyota Pneumatic Forklift with a something something pound capacity"

[lucid granite]

hahahahaha

[pale meadow]

"Red starts typing"

[lucid granite]

thats dumb i love it

[brisk jasper]

because someone mentioned that they like listening to music at max volume while home alone

[pale meadow]

Hey now

Jk

[tardy juniper]

damnit, I'm out of yogurt

[brisk jasper]

go get some more

[tardy juniper]

I'll make the food slave deliver more

[brisk jasper]

do you mean the UberEats driver?

[pale meadow]

Door dash?

[tardy juniper]

Nah, Instacart or Amazon

[pale meadow]

Ah

[brisk jasper]

so, not the food slave

You mean "someone who does not get paid enough to put up with your BS"

[tardy juniper]

I order food online at Whole Foods or Fred Meyer, then a person delivers it to my doorstep

[pale meadow]

The ones I use get confused because of my house

[tardy juniper]

https://tenor.com/view/madness-our-house-in-the-middle-of-our-street-new-wave-ska-gif-16193389

[pale meadow]

On a hill

Or in a hill more like it

[spiral zephyr]

You're a hobbit

[pale meadow]

Ish

[spiral zephyr]

Underhill-ish

[brisk jasper]

Dwarf

https://tenor.com/view/deep-rock-galactic-rock-and-stone-gif-22047860

[pale meadow]

5'11" thank you

[brisk jasper]

I was saying you live underground...

[pale meadow]

Half dwarf then

[pale meadow]

If I had the money I would 💯

@brisk jasper

[jovial dragon]

Ah yes, my yearly brain scan.

Those are always fun.

Apparently all is ok.

are you sure about that, doctor?

[spare harbor]

Id laugh if a doctor took one of mine

[jovial dragon]

🤣

I started doing them once a year a few years ago

[brisk jasper]

how do we know that the doctors aren't scanning your brain to make some early game mechanoids

[jovial dragon]

Well, I don't.

But I work for the government, they know the density of my urine I'm pretty sure.

So, I am not concerned.

[spare harbor]

THey would find all kinds of scar tissue.

Impacts from years past

not to mention a entirely dead patch

[jovial dragon]

Patch of what

[brisk jasper]

They'd probably be surprised that I'm still alive, considering how little brain activity I have

[pale meadow]

👀

[jovial dragon]

🤣

I do them once a year due to my high risk for TBI.

[spare harbor]

I basically lost part of my brain at birth

A issue with delivery

[pale meadow]

Ewwwww

[jovial dragon]

Sorry to hear that.

[pale meadow]

Same

[hallow isle]

fucking amazon, amirite

[spare harbor]

Eh, they had to use foreceps

squishy squishy

[pale meadow]

[hallow isle]

don't squish the baby

[pale meadow]

You would know lol

Have you not had to do that yet?

[spare badge]

Got an email.

To this site:

I AM SERIOUS I GOT AN EMAIL

FROM THEM

LIKE

[pale meadow]

That's a scam

[brisk jasper]

Do not give them your credit card info

[night blade]

They don't want to be seen

[brisk jasper]

you are going to lose a lot of money

[humble marsh]

world's worst secret society

[night blade]

don't interact with that page anymore

[eternal thorn]

You don't seriously believe that's real right?

[humble marsh]

also just don't click links from emails in general

[spare badge]

I it's not real

[elder shale]

Nah it's real man, I made some widgets for their website

Cool triangle people yo

[pale meadow]

Please don't encourage this 🤦‍♂️

[spare badge]

To bad I couldn't actually join.

Triangles are cool.

Squares are kinda mid lowkey.

[elder shale]

It's ok dude, not everyone can be part of the New World Order 🔺

[hallow isle]

I'm a member, it's cool

[eternal thorn]

Me who played Secret World back in the day and was Illuminati

[spare badge]

ALL HAIL THE ELITES

NEW WORLD ORDER

[pale meadow]

Eh, I am fine without it

[spare badge]

Nah,

Well

Unless their New World Order is bad..then I don't want to join.

Freemasons are an option too.

[humble marsh]

I don't need a new world order 😤 😤

[pale meadow]

Yeah, let's see how it works out

[spare badge]

I know people who are Freemasons.

[spare badge]

THE ELITES

[elder shale]

Part of me is worried about the fact that you decided to click a link in what's likely a really shady e-mail.
The other part of me sees people falling for phishing attacks every day, so you do you :]

[pale meadow]

Cyber security has made you that salty?

[spare badge]

I won't join.

[elder shale]

No, I just wish 90% of my problems weren't due to humans being dumb error

[pale meadow]

Same here same here

[spiral zephyr]

I must have missed the old world order, when did that happen?

[elder shale]

It's when the first Dorito was made

[pale meadow]

My last job was controlling human error 🤦‍♂️

[humble marsh]

tfw I'm reponsible for 90% of your problems 😔 (I'm really dumb)

[spare harbor]

I just clean up after customers at walmart and run the keys. Its simple work, but i love customers

[spiral zephyr]

and yet a bag of doritos is full of disarray and chaos

[spiral zephyr]

job security lol

[pale meadow]

It got to a point where I couldn't stand it anymore 😮‍💨

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/foiled-again-foil-again-cat-kitten-gif-24575588

[spiral zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-this-is-silvanas-cat-orange-cat-her-name-is-lava-dorito-gif-25597835

[primal kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/doritos-funny-tv-ad-part-two-gif-19838199

[spare harbor]

LOL!

[pale meadow]

[undone moat]

I see schizoposting

[lucid granite]

my schizophrenia is this calc homework

this crap cant be real

[pale meadow]

Oh but it can be

Because the alphabet and math somehow got together

[lucid granite]

why are they using two variables for limits

what is triangle x???

huh???

this is supposed to be a graph!!!

[primal kelp]

what calc

[still tartan]

lol

[primal kelp]

like starter calc

or

[lucid granite]

Calculus 1

for college

[primal kelp]

oh boy

thats the easy stuff

it gets worse

[pale meadow]

Only did it in high school lol

[lucid granite]

well this is already my last year of college so im not super concerned

[still tartan]

Thank goodness I don’t have to take calc 2 lmaooo

[primal kelp]

ah dodged a bullet then

[lucid granite]

its weird that my computer science degree does not require calc 2

[primal kelp]

that it is

do you need other math courses

[pale meadow]

That concerns me🤔

[lucid granite]

it's only an associates degree

[primal kelp]

letters should not belong in math

thats still weird

[lucid granite]

yeah i know

[pale meadow]

Yeah

[lucid granite]

pre-calc and calc 1

[still tartan]

I got over 100% of the points in Calc 1, but if you ask me to do implicit differentiation I might cry a little

[lucid granite]

and i think i also skipped one cause of act scores or smthn?

[primal kelp]

usually 2 calc and 2 other stupid hard math courses

[still tartan]

it’s not complicated but I kept making very dumb mistakes every time it came up

[pale meadow]

Do what

[lucid granite]

im not looking forward to all of this 🙃

[still tartan]

Differentiation with respect to a second variable i just couldn’t focus on it very well

[primal kelp]

at least its not physics

[pale meadow]

Ah

I know more practical engineering the paper engineering lol

[lucid granite]

limits are annoyingly easy but also randomly super hard??

[still tartan]

You got this. Most important thing is staying on top of topics and getting help whenever you can, because falling behind in calc makes it a lot harder IME. I had to explain problems all the time in front of class or to classmates and that is also a great way to reinforce your learning.

[lucid granite]

idk how to simplify some of this crap

[primal kelp]

easiest way to solve them is using wolfram alpha

[lucid granite]

im not super concerned, a lot of this comes easy to me, but oh boy

i just dont wanna 😌

[still tartan]

shira

[primal kelp]

i cant?

[lucid granite]

cheating?!?!?!?!?!?

[primal kelp]

only if you get caught :3

[lucid granite]

HHAHAHAHA

my professor gave us the answer key

[pale meadow]

No💯

[lucid granite]

so yknow

im good

[still tartan]

hooligans and rascals over here

[pale meadow]

Em........

[night blade]

[still tartan]

It was really surprising how many people blatantly cheated in my class

[barren canyon]

[night blade]

A friend who came visit was falling sick while we were home and now I am sick

[still tartan]

But that’s not my problem. Except for the biomed kids, that’s probably an issue

[night blade]

yet I never was able to cheat

[pale meadow]

For F sake

[night blade]

i can't stop sneezing

and of course she used all my tissues

[pale meadow]

[night blade]

when I had already ordered my groceries

ffs

[still tartan]

[undone moat]

time to fuckin

trim my beard

[lucid granite]

i do that every morning

[undone moat]

it's 2pm

[lucid granite]

i love trimming your beard

[undone moat]

[night blade]

[pale meadow]

Once every couple of months

[undone moat]

do a better job, I have to clean up after you all the time

[night blade]

yeah she is getting frustrating lately

[pale meadow]

I am so confused now

[night blade]

they mentioned just trimming, but they lets you just clean because it's not trimming

[undone moat]

oh, right

you've never seen my beard trimmed lmao

uhh

should I post face or is that illegal

[night blade]

that's

risky

you'll get an emote of your face for the whole server

[pale meadow]

Yep

[night blade]

it's the tradition

[undone moat]

I already do

[primal kelp]

[night blade]

[pale meadow]

[undone moat]

still very surprised to see that still here btw

[pale meadow]

It was before my time lol

[primal kelp]

used too often even after you got yeeted

[undone moat]

my legacy

[pale meadow]

Lives on

[undone moat]

it's in like 5 other servers now, it's amusing to me

spreading like a plague

[pale meadow]

Hahaha

[undone moat]

mind you like 3 of them are private servers, one of those being my own

because I'm THAT petty apparently

[lucid granite]

[pale meadow]

[tardy juniper]

I feel confused

[undone moat]

I feel...

slightly hungover, weirdly

didn't drink last night though

[tardy juniper]

I'm also entirely too sober

I should fix that

[undone moat]

too early for me to drink

[pale meadow]

Same

[tardy juniper]

who said anything about drinking

[spiral zephyr]

Im doing laundry while having dabs and coffee

[pale meadow]

Laundry meh

[spiral zephyr]

it's been humid, so sooner better than later lol

[undone moat]

I miss being able to do the laundry without having to ask permission to use the washing machine

hell, I just miss living alone in general

[eternal thorn]

I always tell you yes tho

[undone moat]

mostly because I wait for you to be finished

[spiral zephyr]

I just got my washer supply lines fixed, they were starting to leak a bit

[pale meadow]

Wait what?

@undone moat

Mine came with the house thankfully

[tardy juniper]

I do the laundry for everyone who lives in this house

[spiral zephyr]

hose bib in the back yard was leaking too, got that fixed as well

[tardy juniper]

yes, it's just my wife and I :P

[pale meadow]

It's just me and my dogs for now.......

[night blade]

why do you even ask permission do use the washing machine

[pale meadow]

Yeah, if it's empty then go for it. I use it as extra storage lol

[spiral zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-washing-machine-cat-machine-cat-washing-cat-playing-cat-fun-gif-17561350

[tardy juniper]

when you live with a bunch of people and only one set, you need to set up a schedule

[night blade]

Okay, but scheduled is not asked before each use

[outer quiver]

y'all think calling a polyamorous throuple that're all pan "The Stove" would be insulting

[sterile tartan]

I think it's funny but I'm not them in particular lmao

[night blade]

That's funny

[pale meadow]

🤣

[night blade]

https://tenor.com/view/not-funny-its-not-funny-jennifer-lawrence-thats-funny-sarcasm-gif-4050292

[pale meadow]

Imagine if they start to gaslight each other 🤣

[night blade]

that's hot

[pale meadow]

The entire relationship would go boom

[night blade]

only under pressure

[pale meadow]

With the right ratio

[night blade]

with the lid on it

I am going to confess today

I am afraid of pressure cookers

[elder shale]

Could be an electric stove

[opaque tartan]

Bullshit you're a terrible person for that.
Maybe your gas and sweaty ass crack.
Not for saying no to Walmart.
Next time tell them if you got paid more you'd be more inclined to do extra.

[pale meadow]

No

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-fox-censor-censorship-laugh-laughing-gif-4888451

[night blade]

You did well

[elder shale]

She is eepy

[night blade]

baby

[elder shale]

I put in her deworm product today so couldn't try brushing her but in a few days gonna try

[pale meadow]

They make chewable for that

[elder shale]

She's starting to shed a bit and I want to get her used to it

[outer quiver]

Y'all wanna see my doggo being eepy?

[elder shale]

She was on the ingestion one but vet switched her to external one last vet visit

[pale meadow]

[elder shale]

There's multiple kinds of deworming products

[pale meadow]

I am aware

[elder shale]

Pills or a liquid you apply on the scruff

Currently she's on the liquid

So

No brushing

[pale meadow]

I know the drill

Her tail looks big

@elder shale

[undone moat]

my mom is uh, let's just say super meticulous about laundry

if I start doing mine while she's going her laundry there's gonna be hell to pay

again, I miss living alone

[pale meadow]

It's sooooo nice

[undone moat]

don't remind me

[night blade]

but it can feel lonely at times

[undone moat]

ran into financial troubles a little while after I left here that resulted in me moving back in with my parents

it... sucks.

[pale meadow]

Totally get it 😅

[undone moat]

honestly I never really struggled with it, that being said I'm introverted as hell so having a place to be alone was honestly a refresh

now that I don't have it I'm honestly more stressed out than ever

[pale meadow]

I spent a week with my parents last year and nearly killed them

[night blade]

i feel lonelier when living at someone's place

but as an extraverted one, it sure feels lonely sometimes, just when you can't snuggle

[elder shale]

Yea

[pale meadow]

Here spidy sense are heightened lol

[undone moat]

I THINK I understand, Ihave moments like that but it's not all the time

[night blade]

it's kinda often for me, lately

[undone moat]

I mostly just want my own space most of the time, a place to be alone and meditate

maybe a partner, but honestly I'm not even looking for anyone rn

[night blade]

yeah

[undone moat]

not until I get out of here

[pale meadow]

I am, apparently it supper hard now. Even if you own your own house

[elder shale]

Trying to make my bed

with a cat

is a fun challenge

[undone moat]

I'd say I'm fortunate that I don't really experience that issue but honestly, without getting into too much detail on my romance life, I need to learn to pick better partners

[night blade]

she does not move ?

[pale meadow]

Totally get it 💯

[undone moat]

hell, maybe it's a me issue. that's why I'm taking a break from it all

I mean I've already figured out I like men from all this so like

that's a thing

[pale meadow]

That's amazing 🎉

[pale meadow]

Awwwww

[elder shale]

Put her outside for a bit so I can actually make my bed lmao

[pale meadow]

@night blade woot, level 50 now

[night blade]

no

46

[pale meadow]

😭

[night blade]

ho you are 50 yeah

[pale meadow]

Ye

[undone moat]

it's just fuckin funny to me how that works

I had feelings about it for years that I was trying to deny

like

since at least 2020

and now that I've said it I just kinda went "Oh, we're bi? okay."

I'm getting too roped up in this, change the subject

[eternal thorn]

Sweet potato marshmallow casserole ice cream anyone

[primal kelp]

your name is computerman you were always going to be bi-nary

[pale meadow]

Hahaha

[humble marsh]

none of those things should be in the same sentence

[eternal thorn]

Yet here we are

Kinda wanna try it

Kinda don't think I can because marshmallow

[primal kelp]

do you want to spent a decent amount of time on the toilet

[night blade]

congratz

[pale meadow]

I second this🎉🎉

[spare badge]

Tor Browser is awesome.

[outer quiver]

we're?

[night blade]

"we are"

[outer quiver]

we?

[pale meadow]

Are

[spare badge]

The champions.

[pale meadow]

Of the world

[outer quiver]

is this some language thing idu

[exotic dagger]

ahaha that's really funny

[pale meadow]

We will

[night blade]

"dudu dunn"

[spare badge]

I don't browse the Dark Web.

[night blade]

it was never implied

[spare badge]

Dark.fail

https://dark.fail.onion is an example of a dark web link, so there you know what links are good and what are illegal/bad.

Its a fake link.

[pale meadow]

[spare badge]

I like Cyber Security

[silent wagon]

Oh I know, I thought it was hysterical that I actually said "Oof, good luck!" to my boss

[pale meadow]

@elder shale

Thoughts

[spare badge]

I had Tor, but then deleted it because I didn't use it a lot

[exotic dagger]

I think somethings wrong with me I clicked it instinctively 😟

[pale meadow]

Thought about it then decided not too

[spare badge]

Sentinel drones alerted.

[exotic dagger]

please arrest me I'm prolly gonna click a virus someday

[spare badge]

Make America Great Again

JK

Its already great

[night blade]

[spare badge]

Well sort of

[night blade]

hey @elder shale

[elder shale]

Hello

[elder shale]

[wise stream]

https://tenor.com/view/cow-tongue-tongue-out-tong-tong-koe-gif-20206355

[pale meadow]

@elder shale do you want to trade animals. I have my dog on me and it thundering send help

[elder shale]

No thank you

[pale meadow]

Dame

[primal kelp]

its thundering here too

[pale meadow]

Connecticut?

[primal kelp]

no

[pale meadow]

[primal kelp]

whats a connecticut

[pale meadow]

A state

In the US

[undone moat]

what's a woman?

[pale meadow]

An enigma

Jk

[undone moat]

I'd like to welcome you all to the memorial for Phillip Banks, saying a few words on behalf of the departed will be Phillip Banks.

[night blade]

just listen, come on

[night blade]

who dis

[pale meadow]

I might try that 🤔

[neat jetty]

[night blade]

i recmmend, it's free

[pale meadow]

I like free

[night blade]

https://tenor.com/view/steve-harrington-stranger-things-gif-13762527

[undone moat]

That's B-E-A-N-K-E-S, no E.

[night blade]

Ha yes

[burnt current]

Hello folks! Anyone know if the twitch drop issue for PC/Steam users has been even looked at?

[outer quiver]

keep thinking your name says "Waifularity"

[night blade]

interesting

[outer quiver]

idkw

just I do

[night blade]

Walku
Waifu

[undone moat]

Walkabout Alice

[night blade]

Isn't that Shira

[bold island]

Is Shira Japanese?

[night blade]

No ?

[bold island]

How's she a Waifu?

[night blade]

It's Thunder who thinks I am a waifu

because they misread my "Walkularity" as "Waifularity"

[bold island]

ok 😐

[night blade]

you seem... disappointed

[bold island]

I wanted to show off my Mandarin Chinese skills.

[night blade]

Mandarin is not spoken in Japan

[bold island]

I know =]

[night blade]

=]

[flat echo]

Hello all

[flat echo]

I can very much confirm its not lol

[bold island]

Yes, but it might be spoken as a second language given the geographical proximity.

[flat echo]

it isn't

while some Japanese people have learned mandarin, it's a tiny tiny minority

Japan and China have a long and bad relationship with each other so neither country really likes anything to do with the other.

[bold island]

i see

[neat jetty]

🤭

[opaque tartan]

They're gonna promote you
To Manager

I'm gonna ask to speak to you

[night blade]

and if I may add, when I stated that I was learning japanese when I was a teen, in our usual family Chinese restaurant, the director did a sour face

[flat echo]

Yea that checks out

[neat jetty]

There’s definitely some disdain there

[bold island]

You use up the sweet.

now u have sour kekkeke

[flat echo]

If you did that in front of my mother she'd do the same thing

lol

[pale meadow]

Interesting

[night blade]

then he explained to the caucasian that I am, sweetly, that Chinese and Japanese people aren't really friend

[flat echo]

Her side of my family has a very VERY bad relationship with the Japanese

[pale meadow]

Noted

[tardy juniper]

yeah, all those east asian countries seem to have invaded each other at least 3 times in history

[flat echo]

All I'm gonna say is, my mother and everyone on her side of my family lived in Nanjing. It was our ancestral home

and then... Japan sorta did something about 80 years ago

[bold island]

I have a book by Iris Chang.

dotdotdot

[pale meadow]

Currently reading a book in the about the tech history in those countries

[flat echo]

On the topic of Japan and China, I actually have a very rare magazine in my collection that was printed during the Japanese invasion of Shanghai

something like 1 - 2 copies are known to exist worldwide

[pale meadow]

Dame

[flat echo]

I've only ever shown the cover in this chat, because whats inside... is not appropriate for this server

[pale meadow]

Add spoilers to be safe

[flat echo]

no no no, I'm not even sending those images with spoilers

It's extremely graphic

[pale meadow]

Oh yeah, that's supper inappropriate 👀

[flat echo]

yea, so that's why the cover is all yall ever gonna see

[pale meadow]

💯

[flat echo]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Shanghai

August 13th - November 26th 1937 was the Battle of Shanghai

you can see at the bottom of the cover it says that issue came out in September

The amazing thing is the publisher actually lived in Shanghai at the time, and he and his print shop were a target for Japanese soldiers as they were trying to suppress media reports on their invasion.

[pale meadow]

👏🏻

[flat echo]

This is him

[primal kelp]

looks like i will be forced to buy a new phone now

[pale meadow]

What happened?

[primal kelp]

phone wont charge with a cable

gonna try wireless charging tomorrow

[pale meadow]

Replace the battery

[primal kelp]

the phone is still working

[pale meadow]

Depending on the phone it will be easier

[primal kelp]

i did drop it tho

[pale meadow]

What phone?

[primal kelp]

s21

[sterile tartan]

A lot of phones don't have removable batteries any more

[primal kelp]

i was planning on replacing my phone when black friday rolls around

[pale meadow]

The battery and charge port can be replaced

Samsung sells it

It takes some persuasion but it can be done

[night blade]

is the port dirty?

[primal kelp]

just sprayed it with can of air

and checked with a flashlight

looks like me dropping it earlier while it was charging did something

[pale meadow]

How far did it drop?

[primal kelp]

table to floor

theres a case on it

[pale meadow]

It can survie a lot more then that

[primal kelp]

dropping it also loosened the sim card but restarting the phone fixed that

[pale meadow]

That's nothing, is the screen cracked at all?

[primal kelp]

ill take it to a repair shop tomorrow

prob disconnected something inside

screen is fine

the phone looks perfectly normal

gonna see if wireless charging works

[pale meadow]

It should, phones now a days are packed to within a nanometer of space

[elder shale]

She's hunting a fly

[pale meadow]

Awwwww

[sterile tartan]

She's as good at chattering as Jasper is lmao
Silly baby

[pale meadow]

@primal kelp it's worth noting wireless charging will heat the phone up my a noticeable amount

[primal kelp]

ik

better than a dead phone tho

[pale meadow]

I know

[night blade]

baby

Aloo : not many discord servers

[pale meadow]

Yeah

[night blade]

Vasco is a simple man

actually I could remove some servers

[pale meadow]

Vasco?

[night blade]

Codevasco

[elder shale]

right

[pale meadow]

As I said I realize who it was🤦‍♂️

[night blade]

happy to see NMSCord is not a trash server

[elder shale]

I think the original name was

Trash - Emojis or Dead Servers lol

IDK

[humble marsh]

rip Loop Hero 😔

[elder shale]

It's just emojis and dead servers

[eternal thorn]

he just needs to scroll down more

[night blade]

yeah

[elder shale]

smh

[humble marsh]

wait

what is that snake server

[elder shale]

One of two servers from my bootcamp days

dead

[night blade]

⚰️

[eternal thorn]

me with 5 anime servers underneath NMS

[elder shale]

Ahyes

BGS, the anime server

[bold island]

bootcamp as in military or dual boot for apple?

[elder shale]

I'm in that too

[eternal thorn]

coding bootcamp

that's a thing

[bold island]

Oh, gotcha

[eternal thorn]

Something I'd do if I could afford to go weeks without pay

[elder shale]

It's ok, I only emptied my savings and took out a loan

[night blade]

if only I could get a fucking job and hold it

[primal kelp]

u can tell which is the emote folder

[night blade]

i just mute everything when I use emojoserver

[bold island]

What does that symbol mean?

covering the eyes with the other hand outward?

[eternal thorn]

is that a LoL server I see

[primal kelp]

i dont use it

[elder shale]

A... dab?

[bold island]

?

[primal kelp]

its in the games folder okay

i just never left it

for some reason

even tho its just a toxic mess

had some complete stranger start insulting me in dms

from the lol server

[elder shale]

This is why I disable any DMs from the random servers I join just for mojos.

[primal kelp]

thought it was some creep stalker of my friends

[night blade]

because I started it

[pale meadow]

I just never interact with them lol

[primal kelp]

yeah i did that after that happened

[elder shale]

I don't interact either.

But you get randos all the time.

[primal kelp]

i mean i added these servers from way back and never turned off dms for them

[pale meadow]

I should do that 🤔

[primal kelp]

meh ill just do that if they ever try to dm

[pale meadow]

Same

[primal kelp]

thats a future me problem

[pale meadow]

I mostly do it for app notifications lol

That shit is on lock

[humble marsh]

I'm only in 3 servers, and active in two

[still tartan]

I’m in a number of servers I don’t really talk in any public ones at all besides this one

[night blade]

so that is privilege

[pale meadow]

I have this one and PGSC

[primal kelp]

is that a game

[pale meadow]

I thought we have been over this😮‍💨

[night blade]

Party Game : Super Country

[humble marsh]

It's related to a game, a really bad game

[pale meadow]

!starcablink

[pliant fjord]

https://discord.gg/WgUdnbZJjh

[pale meadow]

Fight me

[night blade]

it's cool because they didn"t ask for me

[humble marsh]

It's about this "enn emm ess" thing
pretty sure it's like a dating sim or something? never played it

[primal kelp]

oh wait

i remember i got a wireless charger already

lemme find it

[night blade]

"Namae wa Mou Shindeiru "?

[humble marsh]

Hai.

[jaunty copper]

Do you belong to an html server

[primal kelp]

wireless charging works

wooo

[night blade]

so it's just the physical connector to the battery that is out

[primal kelp]

stupid flash flood weather warning is draining my battery

[pale meadow]

[tardy juniper]

Maybe I'll hate Starfield less if I play it on a bigger monitor

[primal kelp]

i dont care about drowning

[night blade]

you'll get wet

[primal kelp]

oh boy the wireless charging will take 4 hours to charge

[pale meadow]

I could have told you that lol

[cursive agate]

I started Starfield over because I intend to do multiple playthroughs.

Meow meow meow

[night blade]

[tardy juniper]

I started Starfield because I'm bored and have game pass

[outer quiver]

I want to start starfield because I'm bored but do not have the money

[elder shale]

Nini

[outer quiver]

(why the hell do they not optimize their games anymore)

[pale meadow]

They do, just not for your computer

[tardy juniper]

Because they never finished making it work

[outer quiver]

I got a processor that was made in 2021

[humble marsh]

If I could run CP2077 with RTX on at a stable framerate it should not be stuttering at medium settings

[tardy juniper]

Generally when developing software, especially with deadlines, one must follow the rules of:
Make it Work
Make it Pretty
Make it Fast
Make it Maintainable

[outer quiver]

it shouldn't have been made obsolete this fast

unless they just stopped optimizing games

[tardy juniper]

however, there is a lot of optimization that people may not notice because everything is bigger now too, you can't optimize away those textures

[eternal thorn]

Todd may have said its optimized and that you just need to upgrade, but it's definitely not optimized according to recent tests

[tardy juniper]

it's the price we pay for not haveing flat rocks and trees that follow our POV

you know what I'm talking about

[outer quiver]

@pale meadow

[outer quiver]

no I don't

that a stab at a specific game?

[tardy juniper]

nope, an entire generation of FPS/TPS gaming

[pale meadow]

Stanfield to specific

[tardy juniper]

like Elder Scrolls OG. Or Betrayal at Krondor

[inland grotto]

Like, the tree turns to face you?

[tardy juniper]

Yes

if the game was really special, it had multiple planes of the same tree that faces you to fake depth

and we LIKED IT!

🤣

[outer quiver]

eepy

[primal kelp]

yo

[night blade]

baby

no

[night blade]

baby

[spare badge]

ew

[opaque tartan]

Link

[neat jetty]

Yo

[primal kelp]

not ready yet

[opaque tartan]

KMT

I need those

[neat jetty]

Are crocs comfy?

(never worn them)

[knotty ruin]

These popped up

[night blade]

cursed

[knotty ruin]

Pretty sure that’s child’s shoe lol

[night blade]

that does not exist

[knotty ruin]

It do

https://tenor.com/view/smash-mouth-all-star-shrug-shrug-shoulders-idk-gif-17865596

[brisk jasper]

shrocs

[night blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nly2NAff-uQ

[earnest nebula]

hey

[glad bobcat]

when was the last time mods banned someone

[night blade]

mmmmh

we could ask them

[glad bobcat]

need a counter for that

[night blade]

a counter for what

[pale meadow]

Adorable as always

[pure sapphire]

To those who were invested, date went well

[night blade]

happy to read that !

[pure sapphire]

He was very sweet (and very tall ) and we went to a bunch of antique stores and laughed at the creepy clowns

And then went to dinner

[still tartan]

hell yeah Drac

[pure sapphire]

We will go on 2nd date

[earnest nebula]

how tall we talking

[pure sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/mission-accomplished-penguins-penguins-of-madagascar-high-five-team-work-gif-21975305

He's 6'3"

I'm 5'2"

[earnest nebula]

dang barely taller than me

[pale meadow]

Marry him

Amd congratulations🎉🎉

[pure sapphire]

Lmao

[wise stream]

https://tenor.com/view/priest-marriage-gif-7893444

[pure sapphire]

Perhaps if all continues going well

[pale meadow]

Thats exactly what I am thinking 🤣

[wise stream]

Give the two of them a nms wedding

[pale meadow]

@pure sapphire how was your anxiety during it?

[pure sapphire]

Bad for the first 5-10mins but faded after that

[night blade]

yeeeeeh

[pure sapphire]

He's very easy to talk to which helped

[night blade]

[pale meadow]

Sounds like you are perfect

[night blade]

never had a date when it didn't happen

[pale meadow]

Same here

[pure sapphire]

I think that both of us admitting "I'm a bit nervous" at the beginning helped too lol

[inland grotto]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[wise stream]

Did ya hold hands?

[pale meadow]

Awwwwww

[night blade]

yeah, it does

[pure sapphire]

No we did not

[wise stream]

https://tenor.com/view/wheel-of-fortune-wheel-wof-game-show-vanna-gif-21752198

[pure sapphire]

Which honestly I'm happy with as I don't particularly like contact until I know a person well

[night blade]

next time

[still tartan]

Proud of you dude <33

[pure sapphire]

Thanks

[night blade]

proud too of you

[pale meadow]

As someone on the spectrum as well massive congratulations 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[pure sapphire]

He appreciated and even instigated birb talk as well which was great

And showed me a picture of a great blue heron he saw on the river

[wise stream]

https://tenor.com/view/parrot-party-gif-22113017

[ivory yew]

Very happy the date went well for you! remember to move at your own pace, you don't have to hold hands right away

[pale meadow]

Ehem so when is the date of marriage?

Jk

[pure sapphire]

Lol

[still tartan]

excuse you i call dibs on flower yeeter

[pure sapphire]

Acceptable

[pale meadow]

See, you are capable of love

@pure sapphire

[pure sapphire]

Yes

And he was happy about the prospect of a second date as well

[scarlet gorge]

does "an apple a day keeps the doctor away" really count if you dont eat the core?

thanks for coming to my ted talk

[wise stream]

Actually

[still tartan]

the core summons doctors

[wise stream]

It’s the worm inside that gives you power so you must eat the apple worm included

[brisk jasper]

https://tenor.com/view/hes-not-wrong-hes-right-he-makes-a-point-not-wrong-that-makes-senses-gif-15543920

[pale meadow]

Hahaha

[scarlet gorge]

so what youre saying is we need to burn the cores after we eat the apples

[still tartan]

or just absolutely chuck the apple at the doctor when it attempts to enter your home

[wise stream]

“IT”

[scarlet gorge]

oh of course! dont eat the apples just use them as weapons

[pale meadow]

🤨

[brisk jasper]

that implies that doctors are not human beings

which raises the question

[ivory yew]

Gather 7 apple cores to summon The final doctor boss

[brisk jasper]

what are they then