off-topic-bond-james-bond

[still tartan]

I got into a habit of using semicolons EVERYWHERE in my essays. Had to go back and edit them out because there were too many

[outer quiver]

insert skyrim guard reference

what is a colon?

[lime sand]

:

[night blade]

;

[outer quiver]

oh

the double period?

[lime sand]

No no. That's a semicolon

[night blade]

..

[burnt karma]

part of your digestive tract.

[hallow isle]

It's where you keep your poop

[hard vine]

Dont think they are weak, just i know no one that willingly sit on their knees with how uncomfy it is

[burnt karma]

no that's the rectum

[still tartan]

[spiral zephyr]

I'll edit my ellipses to be correct, but sometimes I leave off punctuation so as not to seem uptight.
Can't resist a comma splice otoh.

[cursive agate]

One more then I'm jealous of shorter people... Cheaper clothes

[night blade]

smooches on the forehead

[burnt karma]

nope. same price, just harder to find

[still tartan]

Haha absolutely same. A full stop period sometimes comes across too abrupt

[night blade]

we almost don't have that in EU

[slender quartz]

I think every time I do a list I'll drive Zeno insane. LOL

[lime sand]

DUDE, FOR REAL

[hallow isle]

rectum? damn near killed 'em

[lime sand]

I still will complain about shoe cost

[burnt karma]

absence damn near killed me, but that's more than you needed to know 😄

[lime sand]

Absinthe?

[night blade]

actually what the fuck

[still tartan]

nice try, i saw that

[hard vine]

O_0

[cursive agate]

😄

[hard vine]

Wormy fastest delete of the west

[cursive agate]

I spit noodles everywhere

[still tartan]

how about we move on past digestion-related topics

[wanton lichen]

I need coffee

[slender quartz]

Hey, I tried to switch to weather...

[night blade]

how about kisses on the forehead

[still tartan]

caffeiiiine atm

[still tartan]

A valiant effort

[hallow isle]

Someone get @night blade a drink

[night blade]

https://tenor.com/view/drool-anime-wow-gif-14210716

[lime sand]

Absinthe?

[hard vine]

I dont dare jumpin on any subject given chat activity lol

[cursive agate]

@night blade Things are still really cheap here. Milk, meat ect. Only the frozen special stuff like chicken tenders you just throw in the oven costs more

[wanton lichen]

imagine just waking up and wandering into this conversation before you'd had coffee

[cursive agate]

Inflation in the US is back down to 4% & gas prices are coming down.

[lime sand]

It's how we convince people to take a quad instead of a double Expresso shot

[still tartan]

spare yourself, helithe. this channel has dissolved what’s left of my brain this week

[eternal thorn]

Was getting hard to digest, wasn't it

[slender quartz]

HA! Just jumped 20 cents a gallon overnight here.

[still tartan]

Funny, everything’s still expensive af here for no reason

[lime sand]

I don't think she could stomach it

[burnt karma]

Topic was getting constipated.

[still tartan]

YOU STOLE MY LINE

mf

[wanton lichen]

I don't need convincing to have extra shots

[hard vine]

Is it considered dangerious to just straight up take a syringe and inject caffeine to bloodstream? Lol

[slender quartz]

You guys got a lot of guts pulling that stuff.

[humble marsh]

Why did you put hair in your beer 😔

[hallow isle]

DT's, nice

[night blade]

where are you from

[burnt karma]

about 3-5 feet less than you

[still tartan]

CAFFEINE

[lime sand]

Yes. Body doesn't like 450mgs of caffeine

[slender quartz]

You're gutless?

[cursive agate]

@night blade WV. We make alot of our own food like meat, dairy ect

[night blade]

WV

WolkVagen

?

[burnt karma]

do you know how many feet of gut the average human has?

[hard vine]

Why is this chat the most active when im supposed to sleep

[still tartan]

What did I say

[slender quartz]

It was an unavoidable pun.

[night blade]

why are aren't you sleeping Crow

[hard vine]

Damn u america

[still tartan]

hehehe

[wanton lichen]

cos you're in the wrong time zone obviously

[lime sand]

Timezones baybeeee

[humble marsh]

Don't worry, we clearly don't have anything important to say

[still tartan]

it’s actually hopping rn i’m getting sensory overload

[hard vine]

Dunno stares at 01:03 atm

Am

[night blade]

Crow is in the same timezone as me

[lime sand]

01:03 is valid 24 hr time

[wanton lichen]

be in mine where it's Saturday morning and coffee time

[lime sand]

I'll be torturing people with my 19:04 time

[slender quartz]

And I'm holding convos in two servers. LOL

[cursive agate]

@night blade West Virginia. A whole gallon of milk costs 2.56 to $3

[hard vine]

#RoninForModerator

[tardy juniper]

it's Friday, and nearly 4:20, so you can likely guess what I'm gonna be doing

[lime sand]

Moderatoe

[night blade]

what is a gallon

[cursive agate]

@night blade Big

[night blade]

how big

[still tartan]

My poor brain is trashed after all the stuff that happened this week plus a migraine at a really inconvenient time I can’t even hold one conversation well 😂

[night blade]

big like Ceryn ?

[tardy juniper]

3L and change

[hard vine]

Speak in actual sensible units? Lol

[night blade]

nap time?

[humble marsh]

Nothing is big like ceryn

[lime sand]

Like... 4litres?
Real number is 3.785L

[slender quartz]

My brain is running, because my body is exhausted.

[cursive agate]

@still tartan Get some rest Wormy

[night blade]

is it actually milk

[still tartan]

perchance. but I have a lot to do

[slender quartz]

Cat wrangling, house cleaning, moving furniture, etc.

[cursive agate]

@night blade Yes whole milk

Only kind I'll touch

[night blade]

30min nap is good to just rest the brain

[lime sand]

30 isn't enough sometimes

[hard vine]

Why is america the only one using imperial, then theres the odd child that is uk that has a fucking amalgamation of measuring system

[still tartan]

Had to put it off already :(. Hate it here. Wish things were better so I could have fun

[lime sand]

At least we don't measure in Stone

[wanton lichen]

the UK likes to be special

[night blade]

ha yes

[still tartan]

I just want to write a little sometime today, that’s all

[primal kelp]

https://twitter.com/necrosofty/status/1682302911441940480?t=5xHy4vbHtj5gU27O3uLoiQ&s=19

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[night blade]

Tonight it's worse than usual

since feb

[lime sand]

What happened?

[night blade]

do you remember when I talked about horns once?

[wanton lichen]

also as I grew up with stones for measuring weight kilos just seems wrong and meaningless for saying how much a person weighs somehow

[lime sand]

A while back. Vaguely

[hard vine]

”Ah yes this man weighs 5 pebbles and 2 boulders”

[night blade]

yeah, I said the word already

[safe torrent]

And America likes to be specialer. Maybe specialest.

[lime sand]

Oh

[lime sand]

We don't use stone

[night blade]

I still can think

[slender quartz]

One, no such word. And B. also no such word. LOL

[still tartan]

I personally use both metric and imperial, depends on context

[wanton lichen]

a stone is just 14 pounds, so take your weight in American and divide it by 14 and you have your British weight

[still tartan]

[lime sand]

And where did 14 even come from?

[safe torrent]

English is such a beautiful language, lending itself to free invention, especially in service to satire.

[still tartan]

i bet im satirer than you

[slender quartz]

Awww, no reaction.

[lime sand]

To the despair of every non native speaker

[still tartan]

heh

[wanton lichen]

Why is stone 14 pounds?
In the 14th century England's exportation of raw wool to Florence necessitated a fixed standard. In 1389 a royal statute fixed the stone of wool at 14 pounds and the sack of wool at 26 stones. Trade stones of variant weights persist, such as the glass stone of 5 pounds.

[still tartan]

Shoot, even native speakers 😂

[fair portal]

Ah yes the simplicity of imperial units.

[cursive agate]

I posted a clip of Halo reach if anyone is interested. I fast forward alot to compress the video down. Only stopping for combat.

[still tartan]

simpler than taxes

[safe torrent]

Yes, that's true.

[lime sand]

So... Basically, you use stone because of traditions and anything better is sacrilege because you're trying to preserve it?

[humble marsh]

get satired

[wanton lichen]

pretty much, that's England in a nutshell

[safe torrent]

I'll be the satirest satirist who ever satired.

[still tartan]

I mainly use imperial for cooking and eyeballing things. Like “oh that’s like 20 feet away” or “3/4 cup of whatever”. But I looove dimensional analysis with metric units, satisfying

[lime sand]

... I appreciate the irony

[still tartan]

i did so many unit conversions in gen chem

[humble marsh]

Units of measurements mean math, so I never do them

[slender quartz]

I design in scales that work for both Imperial and Metric.

[hard vine]

How are u wormy?

[lime sand]

I just have a hard time visualizing things in meter since I've only used imperial

[still tartan]

I think in most sciences in the US we use metric, IME

[night blade]

I wonder why

[lime sand]

Every science if I'm not mistaken

[still tartan]

Hangin in there

[wanton lichen]

yeah, presumably because the rest of the world does

[still tartan]

Gotta keep the rest of the world guessing lol

[lime sand]

Darn star spangled Curse, lemme tell ta

[cursive agate]

Imperial is more or less used for non science or medical stuff like stores & even then you often see both.

[night blade]

completely

[spiral zephyr]

For better reasons than the world's pilots using feet for altitude

[hard vine]

Prob gonna set a target on myself but

[primal kelp]

i want skyrim to look real :(

[safe torrent]

I'm old enough to remember the short-lived (and foredoomed) effort to get Americans to adopt the metric system, back in the '70s. You may observe how that turned out.

[hard vine]

Metric is more accurate equations

[cursive agate]

I just get imperial & can measure it mostly by eye

[still tartan]

I prefer it for precision and calculations and such, but like Muzzer said in everyday use I just can’t visualize it well.

[slender quartz]

Crap, thought that was PNG.

[lime sand]

Mate, most pills in pharmacies are all in Mgs

Grams

ALL GRAMS

[slender quartz]

Heh, I remember that, too. "Stamp out Metrics; We don't want foreign rulers!"

[lime sand]

There are no ounces of acetaminophen

[safe torrent]

Hah! "Don't wanna measure like them furriners!"

[night blade]

Mmmh 4 horn s today

[wanton lichen]

that's actually quite witty, wrong but witty

[still tartan]

The important thing is that people know what you’re talking about. The goal of language is communication. So it doesn’t really matter, it’s just sometimes a pain to convert. I just like using both

[slender quartz]

The 70's were weird.

[lime sand]

Oh no. That's a real 80s ish thing

[wise stream]

I measure things with bullets and footballs!

[cursive agate]

@lime sand I get that. Imperial is just second nature for me.

[safe torrent]

Truly.

[lime sand]

When the US did try to convert, there was SO MUCH backlash

[spiral zephyr]

Basically anything bought in grams is more exciting

[still tartan]

how many hamburgers per football field

[slender quartz]

Speaking of time, I need to go. Have fun, folks.

[cursive agate]

Well yeah you grow up with one I mean I get that

[lime sand]

Same. But I still poke fun at it

[wanton lichen]

there was lots of complaining in the UK when money went metric too

[hard vine]

Isnt metric the most globally used minus like 2 countries (i count uk as one despite my irish/scottish froends will give me the deakthstare for it lol)

[cursive agate]

@lime sand It's good for a estimate. Like if you measure your yard ect for something

[lime sand]

Metric makes way more sense. It's just I have no frame of reference for it.

[fair portal]

Some day when there will be better , more precise universal unit. Everyone will have to convert

[cursive agate]

Same lol

[still tartan]

Use both. Or invent your own

[night blade]

horns

[wise stream]

Units?

[safe torrent]

I can imagine. I didn't really get the weirdness of old-style English money until the "pay the driver" scene in "Room with a View"

[cursive agate]

Two quarters & a dime

Lol

[hard vine]

Lets measure in the stars alignment

[cursive agate]

Nickels too

[safe torrent]

How many shilling in a pound, again?

[lime sand]

"that'll be 2.56 cancers please"

[cursive agate]

I got two half dollars & a $2 dollar bill. I still want a gold dollar again

[fair portal]

How may leos in libra ?

[cursive agate]

Mom took that when I was younger . Stole my piggy bank too

[wanton lichen]

yeah, it was money that used base 12 lol, I'm glad I grew up with metric money

[wise stream]

Sand dollar currency

[lime sand]

Heck. Go back to shell currency. I got a shiny pointy one for your cheese

[wise stream]

Based on color and if it’s still alive

[lime sand]

Imagine carrying around an aquarium labeled "wallet"

[wise stream]

I’m a genius fool

[fair portal]

Why not go back to living currency. Cows,chickens,

[lime sand]

Sand dollars are living

[fair portal]

Some still use it like south sudan

[wanton lichen]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFV7ZuUBNk0

[lime sand]

3 goats and a cow for your house?

[lime sand]

Ok so about quid

[bold island]

Es un lobo temisto

[spiral zephyr]

I can readily visualize distances in km and miles from triathlon racing contexts lol.

[wise stream]

Currency based on how fast a dog can run

[bold island]

doge coin?

[cursive agate]

Left one is 1954

@lime sand

[fair portal]

There was a movie where currency was your life time

[bold island]

pah, my silver collecting balks at your silly quarter

[cursive agate]

Seem that

[cursive agate]

Half dollar $0.50

[bold island]

ah i see

[cursive agate]

They aren't in circulation anymore

Currency is now mostly cheap metals

[safe torrent]

I suspect that was inspired by an old short story by Harlan Ellison, about a society in which everyone is allotted a certain number of minutes of life, with additions or deductions based on how much they contribute or detract from the overall efficiency of the society.

[cursive agate]

I wish game devs would read more in their field

Most humor is meh

[fair portal]

Maybe

[lime sand]

Ooo, old coins

[lime sand]

Or metalloid

[bold island]

https://www.ebay.com/itm/295272803575?chn=ps&mkevt=1&mkcid=28&srsltid=ASuE1wRjvn9Wa66tRLqONyejSpG-gx4AkqVp3eB4lA_GKc2XW5P5NUIiZRE

$3.99

[cursive agate]

@lime sand Yes :). This is what I had before my mom stole it lol back when I was 12

[cursive agate]

I want so bad but only have $25

[bold island]

hahhaa, they're cheap

you should start stacking silver

that's what I'm doing.

I get 100 USD every two weeks

so I buy 50 USD worth of silver every two weeks

and actually it winds up being more like 60 or 70 USD

Then you can sell it all eventually, hopefully at a higher price

[cursive agate]

I want to also invest in the S&P. Isn't Tungsten, titanium & one other metal worth more?

[bold island]

Rhodium maybe? I don't know.

[cursive agate]

Sounds right. Very rare

[bold island]

Silver though is easy, because you just drive to the coin store.

[cursive agate]

Not to common people

Hmm

What about platinum & how would I tell if the sliver is real

[fair portal]

There are ways

[bold island]

Platinum is 1000 USD per ounce

Gold is more like 2000 USD per ounce

[cursive agate]

I see your point @bold island

😄

Silver being the cheapest?

[fair portal]

Copper

[bold island]

Silver is currently 24.64 an ounce

but that's the spot price,

[cursive agate]

There's this one site that sells actual metals ect in the periodic chart in cubes that you can buy

[bold island]

it also has overhead costs for the dealers

[fair portal]

Plutonium?

[cursive agate]

Ha i wish

Here's the site of anyone is interested https://www.luciteria.com/metal-cubes

[lime sand]

So, how's y'all night going?

[cursive agate]

@fair portal Whats Bismuth & Boron?

[lime sand]

Elements

[fair portal]

Bismuth is metal

[lime sand]

Bismuth is pretty dense

Boron is kinda nasty, mostly gas?

[cursive agate]

On the site I'm looking at its a metal but could be a gas?

[fair portal]

Half metal imo

[lime sand]

Oooh, it's a Solid at room temp. But amorphous

I'm seeing lightning bolts now

[jovial dragon]

Evening.

[lime sand]

Evenin

[jovial dragon]

How are you?

[lime sand]

Gonna eat some gold fish while waiting for the bus

I'm not too bad. Have a flash Flood warning tho

[jovial dragon]

South?

[lime sand]

Ga

The bolts of lightning are pretty

[jovial dragon]

I figured, same place you and I.

[fair portal]

Pepole buy bismunth and melt it to make colorful crystals

[lime sand]

Ayeeeee. Though I hate this state

[jovial dragon]

I love it, honestly.

[lime sand]

You're not in city are you

[jovial dragon]

Valdosta.

Air Force base is here.

[lime sand]

Oh, Florida line.

[safe torrent]

I've been concerned my power might go out. Floods aren't so much of a worry where I am. (Also in GA)

[lime sand]

Not bad

It gets worse further north

[still tartan]

bunch of georgians over here eh

[lime sand]

Well, I still have to go to work.

So...

[jovial dragon]

I've onkly been here a few years, so Im not too familar.

[lime sand]

A little storm isn't gonna scare me

[still tartan]

Never been

[safe torrent]

Well, I'm Ohioan by upbringing, displaced to the south for my career.

[lime sand]

Please... Never live here

[still tartan]

Gotcha

[jovial dragon]

Kinda forced haha.

Sort of.

[safe torrent]

Livin' the big-city life. Woohoo.

[lime sand]

To all y'all here. Don't live here if you can.

There is a reason the Devil had to go down to get to Georgia

[jovial dragon]

I ike it here, honestly.

[lime sand]

Valdosta isn't too bad.

[safe torrent]

Yeah, wasn't my first choice. I know some good people here. And the mountains can be nice to visit.

[jovial dragon]

Home state is also Indiana so/

Low expecations lol.

[lime sand]

Just hope you have money to have fun

[cursive agate]

@fair portal They sell uranium

[jovial dragon]

I get paid well enough.

[safe torrent]

Spent a lot of my childhood in Indiana. Well, summers, anyway, for weeks at a time.

One of the state parks.

[still tartan]

I couldn’t live without mountains and trees everywhere

[lime sand]

Hopefully soon, I'll be working in the Salt lakes

[cursive agate]

Which is mostly find about 200 CPM per hour

[fair portal]

Uranium has few isotopes. Some not harmful

[cursive agate]

You can legally buy it in the US but only up to a certain amount

[lime sand]

We have both! Though, north is mountains, and where Fixioned is at... All flatland

Well, glorified hills.

[cursive agate]

Nowhere as bad as Radium

[lime sand]

Appalachian mountains are more very large hills, than mountain

[still tartan]

i want more rocks

[safe torrent]

I'm stuck in between, in the city. Easy enough to get up to the mountains, though, at need.

[cursive agate]

Uranium is less then a CT scan of you kept it in your pocket all year lol

[jovial dragon]

I like my work here, place is clean, people are nice, city is nice, base is nice.

[cursive agate]

Roughly

[lime sand]

Canton area?

[cursive agate]

@lime sand Very much so

[safe torrent]

Well, they used to be really big. It's just that they're so old.

[still tartan]

That’s good

[safe torrent]

No, ITP.

[lime sand]

I considered going to Valdosta University one time before... Then saw the price

[still tartan]

I’m hardly a socialite but the attitude of the people around you is important

[lime sand]

In city, like... You have to be careful. People can seem nice, but they aren't. Lots of façades

[safe torrent]

The attitude where I live is mostly snooty. Though with many notable exceptions. I know a lot of down to earth people. In fact, I'm about to go out and dance with some of them.

Fortunately, I know a lot of people who don't just have facades.

[lime sand]

That's good

[jovial dragon]

Yeah, thatis why I got my degree on-base.

Cost me nothing.

[still tartan]

They call it the Seattle Freeze for a reason lol

[bold island]

What did you get a degree in?

[still tartan]

everyone’s at least straight up about how they feel

[jovial dragon]

I checked out the classes there, as nice as it is, the price wasn't.

[lime sand]

The price is expeeeeeennnnasaaiiiive

[jovial dragon]

Masters in Mechnical Engineers, going for a PhD in Nuclear Science and Engineers as of now.

[fair portal]

Also depends on isotope. And rad has 33 of them bit in general yeah.

[lime sand]

We are talking like. 50k tuition a semetser

[safe torrent]

Would it have been out-of-state tuition? USG schools are generally pretty reasonable.

[bold island]

I wish I could be an engineer.

[jovial dragon]

Sometimes, me too.

[cursive agate]

This is around Hawks nest I West Virginia. These mountains make you feel really small but are mild compared to the ones to the north & eastern parts.

[safe torrent]

Reasonable for in-state tuition, anyway.

[jovial dragon]

I am not an engineer by occupation lol.

[lime sand]

He a soldier

[bold island]

haha, I have so many things I've wanted ot build

[lime sand]

Well. Air Force

[jovial dragon]

"Special Forces" to be specific, but yeah, a solider.

[cursive agate]

The camera doesn't capture the scale or do it justice

[still tartan]

I’d love to visit the east side more someday. Not for a while yet though

[lime sand]

Reasonable is not reasonable here

[jovial dragon]

Wanted to get a degree for whenever I decide to leave and/or a backup plan in case the military does not work out long term.

[cursive agate]

It's lovely

[safe torrent]

Good plan.

[jovial dragon]

Dad's reccomendation.

Boy is he a smart cookie.

[lime sand]

Screw this. Imma take a lyft

[cursive agate]

Makes me want to stay now & almost sell everything & move out there

[jovial dragon]

Plus my education is virtually free anyway, so, be pretty stupud to not do it.

Lotta people do not take advantage, seems silly.

[lime sand]

I considered the military band once upon a time

[cursive agate]

I did too but a lady I was with & my mother said no.

[lime sand]

Screw them.

[safe torrent]

True, that.

Met an older guy on a train in Atlanta - even older than me! - who made his career in the Marine Corps Band. Could you imagine? Sousa's old outfit, no less!

[cursive agate]

The Lady was cute so I mean

[jovial dragon]

They get e-5 instantly.

[lime sand]

Yep!

And I was in BSA at the time too. Mmmm easy office job

[jovial dragon]

I was jealous untill I became an e-5.

Not so jealous now as an o-1 heh...

[cursive agate]

That seems... Hmm.

[lime sand]

I started talking with more military personnel and veterans... And yeah kinda glad I didn't, because of the politic games they play

[jovial dragon]

In what way?

[cursive agate]

Career officers I think they're called. Little actual experience.

[jovial dragon]

some of them, yeah.

[lime sand]

Well, army specifically. Lots of SA, VA "benefits"
Some of the attitudes I'd have to work with

[jovial dragon]

I don't think I am one of them, I only became an officer recently.

[cursive agate]

@jovial dragon Do they serve with others first or just straight in charge?

[jovial dragon]

But I haven't been in the servce that long.

[jovial dragon]

Depends.

[lime sand]

Also, I really don't like inefficiency and too much red tape

[jovial dragon]

You can enlist as an officer if you have a degree, or you can enlist, get a degree, then become an officer.

[jovial dragon]

Fair enough, I get it.

Lotta red tape, but 99% of people go in expecting that.

It is the government.

[lime sand]

True.

[jovial dragon]

As for ineffiency, we are efficient.

When it is needed.........

[lime sand]

That and being ordered to do something ,just for the sake of it.

[cursive agate]

Efficiently chaotic USA lmao

[jovial dragon]

That is us.

[lime sand]

When there isn't a peacetime

[jovial dragon]

Which is never.

For us anyway....

[cursive agate]

How much do you train?

I know it's alot

[jovial dragon]

Your average solider is usually once or twice a month.

We train daily.

Some of it not being required though.

[lime sand]

Special operations, special requirements

[cursive agate]

Do you get to fly alot? If you're air force?

[jovial dragon]

Heh, as a pilot, nah, that is not my career field.

I'm part of the Special Warfare division of the Air Force, which is basically the Air Force equal of Army Special Forces.

Except, some say we are better.

[cursive agate]

Sort of similar to PJs in how dangerous. Been a while since I looked all this up lol

[jovial dragon]

I'm humble, so I am not one of them.

[lime sand]

I don't think the Army Special forces say that

[jovial dragon]

Well, I am a PJ.

[steady vale]

I want to eat everything

[jovial dragon]

Course not.

[cursive agate]

Nice :0

[jovial dragon]

Basically if the Navy Seals, Special Forces, etc, get into the shit, they call us.

[cursive agate]

You're their 911 😄

[jovial dragon]

That is exacty whatwe are.

Oh.

[lime sand]

So, you're hardly ever deployed?

[jovial dragon]

Fat Electicition did a great video on this a long time ago.

[jovial dragon]

Well, that depends on the person.

Some more then others.

A lot of factors go into that.

[lime sand]

Fair

[jovial dragon]

I found it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eM46jalI5Go

Believe it was orignaly from TikTok which, gross.

But he hits all marks on what a PJ is and what we do.

PJ is an enlisted only position, as an officer I cannot be a PJ, so I am actually a CRO, or "Combat Rescue Officer" which is PJ just....as an officer. There are slight diifferences but it is essentially just a leadership version of a PJ. Same shit different toilet so to speak.

[tardy juniper]

same shit, you don't have to clean the toilets

[jovial dragon]

Good thing....

I would not want to be janitorial, but those guys get hella respect from me.

Doing gods work those folks.

[wise stream]

Anyone know anything about telescopes?

[jovial dragon]

No, but they are neat.

[still tartan]

wish i did :(.

[bold island]

I wish I had a telescope.

[wise stream]

I’m currently trying to fix one I found in a store all dirty but I cleaned it and bought eyepieces for it

And I saw a round blurry bright speck of Venus then I lost focus

[jovial dragon]

Previously owned by NASA, right?

SpaceX even/

Do they use telescopes?

I dunno.

[cursive agate]

If anyone wants my pfp its from reddit place your pixel

[wise stream]

Oh yeah passed down from Galileo hisself

[jovial dragon]

I knew it!

[bold island]

There was one on shopping.google.com with a computer on it

that would sweet to use so that I could learn from the memory bank

not that I've ever used one before, but it seems like it would help.

[cursive agate]

@bold island Are you or anyone familiar with the Raspberry pi?

Wanted to know if it can use that as a backup 2FA

[bold island]

I have an Arduino but I think they might be similar.

I don't know much about Arduino either really.

[wise stream]

I’m hoping to see the moon with it and send some pics here if I do

[bold island]

It just seems so neat looking at the moon with an eyp piece instead of a digital photograph.

[wise stream]

https://tenor.com/view/the-moon-gru-steve-carell-despicable-me-luna-gif-16560528

[cursive agate]

Is this a good price?

[bold island]

Oh I don't know tbh

[cursive agate]

I want a way to use security keys & have authentication codes on the pi also just in case I lose my phone

No worries

🙂

[thick flume]

Can someone help me with a popular saying that I can't remember

[bold island]

Gran Turismo the movie? Based on a true story?

[thick flume]

It's like when an action happens or an event that causes something to go berserk. It's like the thing that tipped the glass or something

[bold island]

I just saw it on the television.

[wanton lichen]

tipped the scales?

[thick flume]

No no

[trail goblet]

Is there anyone here that can help us in the rplace channel right now

[wanton lichen]

flipped the switch?

[thick flume]

Something when a glass is full and something happens and it overflows and spills

But metaphorically speaking

It's a popular saying

[bold island]

Don't cry over spilled milk?

[thick flume]

Nope not that one

I tried chat gpt but to no help

[bold island]

Glass half empty? Glass half full?

[thick flume]

It keeps saying the straw that broke the camel's neck

[thick flume]

Not that either

Omg it's frustrating

I can't remember it

[bold island]

There's a bible verse like that.

[thick flume]

Yeah it said it had to do something with that

Well someday I'll run into someone saying it

[bold island]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_cup_runneth_over

[thick flume]

No 😭😢

Thank you for the help tho

[bold island]

sorry 😦

[thick flume]

No problem!

[steady vale]

https://tenor.com/view/cups-gif-22872847

Anyone put ranch on their burger, I'm considering it

[still tartan]

I dipped mine in the jalapeño ranch I have

ranch is usually for chicken strips for me but it was pretty good tbh

[steady vale]

That sounds good

I bought a ranch that is acceptable atm, but I have nothing to use with it

My cravings going wacko

Unfortunately chicken is not an option, still taste like turd

[still tartan]

awww :((

how’s beef?

[steady vale]

It sometimes works

I like burgers

[still tartan]

That’s good at least

burger is an important staple of our diet

[lime sand]

Cup runeth over?

[steady vale]

I'm breaking the rules n using 🍞 instead of

[still tartan]

the fbi is en route

hide

[steady vale]

[humble marsh]

sorry but that's just a sandwich then

[steady vale]

I can't get buns :[

The lowest pack amount is 8

What am I gonna do with 8 buns

Ceryn can't help since he's broken

[humble marsh]

make 4 burgers duh

[steady vale]

Then I have 4 buns doing nothing

I'm not eating 8 buns in one week

[humble marsh]

You only use one bun per burger???

[lime sand]

That's alot of buns

[still tartan]

I use my extras in breakfast sammiches

Because I also got 8 buns lol

[humble marsh]

sob it-it-it's not a sandwich if you use a bun 😩

[steady vale]

I'm also getting shrimp

So I have to plan accordingly

[still tartan]

shrimp

[steady vale]

https://tenor.com/view/yum-yum-yummy-eating-devouring-gobbling-gif-13961702

Apparently they only have value sized packs so I'm getting a bunch

[lime sand]

Mmmm shrimp

[steady vale]

Gonna cook shrimp pasta this weekend

[lime sand]

Oooorrr just eat the shrimp

[tardy juniper]

I haz pizza

[steady vale]

I was gonna get a long noodle, but they always slap me

So erm getting shorter twirly noodle

[still tartan]

I ate the rest of mine

[lime sand]

No shells?

Shell pasta and shrimp is good. Sometimes the shrimp would wear one like a lil hat

[steady vale]

Not for shrimp

[still tartan]

shrells

[steady vale]

I don't want to eat clothed shrimp

[lime sand]

What kind of pasta discrimination is this

[steady vale]

I'm also anti elbows

[lime sand]

What do you have against classic Mac and cheese????

[still tartan]

[steady vale]

[lime sand]

Outrage

[steady vale]

[lime sand]

I just noticed. That creature has 6 legs

[steady vale]

It's a bug cat

[still tartan]

bug cat! Love them

[spiral zephyr]

I just had chicken katsu/curry

[still tartan]

imma sneak in that server to yoink emotes

[wanton lichen]

prawns, the insects of the sea, but oh so tasty

[lime sand]

Mmmm 2000s metal

[still tartan]

I can’t get past the shramp texture

[cursive agate]

Can I use a old iPad charger for the iPad 2 to charge my Pixel 4a?

[lime sand]

Yes?

Does the plug fit?

[spiral zephyr]

Ocean roach®

[wanton lichen]

if I had to pick one food that I was only allowed to eat for the rest of my life it would be Japanese curry

[steady vale]

Join! There's like 5 official discords from the artist

[still tartan]

[steady vale]

I stopped being lazy n finally got most of emojis back

[still tartan]

I joined all of them

[cursive agate]

@lime sand The charger is a USB A I use it with a USB c cable to charge my elite series 2 controller

[steady vale]

Yea, the entire selection is fantastic

[still tartan]

They’re so freakin cute and expressive

[lime sand]

Should work then?

[cursive agate]

Ok. Just making sure. Sony want to cook my phone lol

Feel like I kill chats 😄

[jovial dragon]

I feel that way sometimes.

[still tartan]

i do it on purpose

[tardy juniper]

I was eating pizza and watching Halo on Paramount+

[lime sand]

I'm finally en route to work

[still tartan]

I’m gonna get some snacks and go play video game. Because week sucked

[lime sand]

Noice

Oh FF15 is very fun.

[still tartan]

be safe and have a good evening and all that

[cursive agate]

Have fun Worm entity

[lime sand]

Safe schmafe, the storm doesn't know what it's messing with

[steady vale]

Yes, tbh, I feel like I don't even need anything else. Bug cat collection is perfect

[tardy juniper]

Mobile version is actually quite good

[lime sand]

I don't really trust anything mobile. Does it have ads?

[tardy juniper]

I bought it, so no

[lime sand]

The PS sale has me considering abusing my wallet

Lots of great games on sale now

[cursive agate]

Spank it

[wanton lichen]

what you going to play Wormy?

[lime sand]

Oooo, is it gonna be Warframe?

[steady vale]

No

Her dog

They gonna play fetch the octopus

[lime sand]

Her video game is named dog?

[still tartan]

He’s snoozing atm. We’ll play before dinner

[still tartan]

Good question! I’m not sure yet

[steady vale]

No one plays with me before dinner

Where's my octopus

[wanton lichen]

choices, choices
||subnautica||

[steady vale]

Too scary

[lime sand]

But fun

[steady vale]

I wish I could play

[wanton lichen]

lots of stuff just wants to give you a hug

[steady vale]

[wanton lichen]

there's even a cuddlefish

[lime sand]

Some are more aggressive than others

The cuddle fish is heckin adorable too

[wanton lichen]

aggressive hugs

[scarlet gorge]

the reapers are pretty cute

[still tartan]

[lime sand]

Look at this cutie

[wanton lichen]

just like NMS worms they have extra arms for extra hugs

[steady vale]

I mentally die when dealing with oceans in games

[lime sand]

And there are cat posters

Who doesn't love motivational cat posters

[steady vale]

Everything is absolutely fascinating

[still tartan]

I do love the cat posters

[steady vale]

But my anxiety =

[bold island]

They should make maps that generate procedures based on when players move outside the original bounds

[still tartan]

It’s taking me embarrassingly long to get anywhere in this game lol

So spooky

[lime sand]

WAIT
ITS A CAT-ERPILLAR

[bold island]

Procedurely

[still tartan]

crabsquids and warpers are genuinely the worst

[steady vale]

I wish it was co-op
So I can make Ceryn do all the intimidating stuff

[lime sand]

Warpers do suck

[still tartan]

LOL same. always what happens in co op

[scarlet gorge]

theres a mod for that

[lime sand]

You mean the whole game?

[tardy juniper]

what game?

[lime sand]

Subnautica

[tardy juniper]

oh, have fun

[trail goblet]

Help us for r/place we are making progress

[lime sand]

I'm not motivated for that. And doesn't this have its own channel now?

[hallow isle]

clearly talked to much earlier

got a poop job for my sins

[trail goblet]

Yes it does

[lime sand]

Ooooooo

Job punished

[hallow isle]

free life advice for you all, if you haven't pooped for 4 days+, see a doctor because it is possible for your asshole to permanantly grow two sizes and you will not enjoy the sensation

[lime sand]

Need to drink more coffee

Bad thing about storms. They make me sleepy

Especially thunderstorms

[hallow isle]

Hi Sleepy, how's Bashful?

[lime sand]

I dunno. Out doing something

[jovial dragon]

Ubisoft is a pain in my ass.

[lime sand]

Yours too? What are they trying to sell you this time?

[celest tulip]

Just want to quickly repent

I cut my chicken with a pair of scissors

And I apologise

[pure sapphire]

Were they at least meat shears

[celest tulip]

No uh

Just normal scissors

[lime sand]

You butchered that chicken

[wise stream]

https://tenor.com/view/gregmercado-respiratory101-chicken-rooster-hen-gif-25332502

[wanton lichen]

salmonella scissors now

[pure sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/gordon-ramsey-you-are-done-hells-kitchen-get-out-gif-10277575

[celest tulip]

Tastes good still

[spiral zephyr]

These are pretty good for that

[slender quartz]

I use those for bananas. And cable.

In fact, I used them for both just today.

[pure sapphire]

You are both fired from the kitchen

[eternal thorn]

You had a banana with a cable in it?

[slender quartz]

No, I had old coax hanging from a wall thanks to the previous owner, and I snipped the top of a banana for easier peeling.

[pure sapphire]

THEY ADDED SNAILS AND SHRIMP WOOOOO

[primal kelp]

just eat the top of the banana

[slender quartz]

Too bitter.

[flat echo]

Hello all

[slender quartz]

And I could chew through the coax (I've done it before) but it takes too long.

[wise stream]

Have any historical facts on telescopes?

[flat echo]

I've seen Galileo's telescope in person, does that count?

[wise stream]

It is a fact so yes!

[flat echo]

The two tubes survive

made between 1609 and 1610

[wise stream]

Wonder what the magnification was on it

[flat echo]

They're found in the Galileo Museum in Florence

[still tartan]

[flat echo]

They also have one of Galileo's fingers

I will not be sending a picture of that one lmfao

[wise stream]

Darn

[flat echo]

because it's kinda disturbing

btw to answer your question

this is what the Galileo Museum says

The instrument's magnification is 14 and its field of view 15'

[wise stream]

Interesting

[flat echo]

https://catalogue.museogalileo.it/object/GalileosTelescope.html

Full page if youre interested in reading

[pure sapphire]

Alright, I will have doggo mid-august rather than next week

Still awesome

I have more time to formulate all the plans now I guess

[wise stream]

The doodle?

[pure sapphire]

The poodle

No doodling

[flat echo]

?

[pure sapphire]

?

If you're questioning the doodling remark, I'm against most "designer dog" stuff that's become popular nowadays because oftentimes the people selling "doodles" of any sort (that is to say, poodle mixes) aren't actually very responsible about it. Labradoodles are now becoming their own fully fledged breed after many generations of breeding, but people are duped into buying first generation labradoodles from some dingus who didn't even do any genetic tests and is selling the dogs as hypoallergenic crosses with good personalities and no shedding when that's often not what you'll end up with for F1 crosses

And all the merle stuff going on, most people apparently aren't aware of how terrible the consequences can be when crossing merles with other merles

[still tartan]

we’ve unlocked a drac pet peeve

[pure sapphire]

Yes

[slender quartz]

Labradoodles are an abomination.

[still tartan]

i stand by it

[slender quartz]

Maybe a tad bit too harsh, but basically they were mutts someone gave a cute name to, and it started a whole crossbreeding mutt fad.

[spiral zephyr]

My friend's daughter calls the little black dot on the end of a banana the "bananus" and refuses to eat it

[pure sapphire]

I just don't like irresponsible people and they exist everywhere lol, especially irresponsible pet owners. People who do no research, don't check out different breeders, don't know what to be cautious of, and hell, don't even know a thing about whatever breed of dog they want beyond what it looks like (and even that can be tenuous)

It bothers me

[pure sapphire]

Your friend's daughter has it 100% correct

Do not eat the bananus

[humble marsh]

you can't stop me

[pure sapphire]

Yes. I agree 100%

Nowadays the person who "started" the trend has actually gotten to the point of developing a new breed, which is basically just "all the puppies are coming out with the correct phenotypic expressions and are what we wanted to begin with, which is Labrador personality with poodle hypoallergenic coat"

And in that case, I guess I'm fine with it. There's a purpose for these dogs, and it's pretty much "ultimate family pet", because labs have a great personality 9 times out of 10, but they shed a crap load and aren't for people with allergies

That being said, these people could just buy a hypoallergenic dog instead of looking for some weird "designer dog" nonsense lol, poodles are already excellent dogs

And there are the little shrimpy hypoallergenic ones too

[wanton lichen]

What’s all this about? The only Merle’s I’ve heard of are Blue Merle collies

[pure sapphire]

Merle coats are beautiful so people have started bringing it over into other breeds of dog, particularly poodles

[slender quartz]

Yep. And Labradoodle's aren't a breed of their own, because if you breed them to anything else, they're a mutt.

[pure sapphire]

But many don't understand the risk of merle-to-merle breeding

Which is basically "a bunch of defective puppies" and it's very unfortunate. Many are born blind and deaf with ear and eye deformities

[wanton lichen]

That’s so sad and irresponsible

[pure sapphire]

Yup

[wanton lichen]

Poor puppers

[pure sapphire]

Aussie breeders know the risks, but many people don't care to actually learn about something when there's money to be made in a seemingly quick and easy way

The average dog owner isn't gonna know the signs of irresponsible backyard breeding as opposed to good practices, or they just don't care because "it's just a dog"

[slender quartz]

I see that all the time up here, especially at hunting season.

[wanton lichen]

Yeah I was just thinking we have blue Aussie Shepherds but I know very little about dog breeding

[pure sapphire]

And don't even get me started on the so-called "responsible" breeders who only breed for AKC conformity no matter how detrimental it is to the dog's health and the breeds' health in the long run

Like the damn German shepherds and that horrific sloped back

Or the pekingese I think they're called, can't even walk 20 feet without overheating

Can't even live or function like dogs anymore.

Ridiculous

I'm very invested in this issue 😂

[slender quartz]

We noticed.

[pure sapphire]

I figured lol

[slender quartz]

Still better than all the toilet and body function humor that usually reigns in here.

[wanton lichen]

Do you own or run kennels Drac?

[pure sapphire]

Lmao, I'll go on random "i have a problem with this" rants any time

Nope, I just get into research wormholes and end up knowing far too much

Also end up way beyond where I started lol

I mean, I went from "How to crate train a puppy" to reading various research articles on dog food and how adding fresh foods can decrease the risk of cancer development by almost 90%

[sterile tartan]

Pekingese can also have their ||eyes fall out|| alarmingly easily

[pure sapphire]

Yup

It's horrendous

Brachy dogs are so depressing to me

And I had a frenchie, so don't get me wrong I love the dogs, but I feel so bad for em

[sterile tartan]

I like that they're actually working on fixing pugs
I don't have a source for who "they" are but there's breeders specifically focused on making them have less issues. So that's good at least

[wanton lichen]

I had a tricolour collie when I was growing up, he was the best boy ever

[pure sapphire]

Yes, plenty of those people are affiliated with the alternate Kennel Club that cares more about a dog being able to function as a dog than how deep the slope of a spine is or how little the dog can breathe due to a squished face

I think it's called the UKC?

United Kennel Club

The better version of the AKC

The one that actually cares about the lives of dogs lol

[slender quartz]

I grew up around German Shepherds. My dad bred and trained them back in the day.

I'm actually alive because of one today.

[pure sapphire]

Shepherds are beautiful dogs

[slender quartz]

Chiana's beautiful. Stupid as a brick, but beautiful.

[pure sapphire]

And there are some that don't have the fucked up backs, I think most are working line though so less suitable for families

[slender quartz]

My dad raised for show and service. Did the training, too.

[pure sapphire]

Shepherd genetic issues are one of the reasons many K9 units are shifting to Malinois

That's awesome

Malinois are incredible to see in action, shepherds too

Shepherds have brawn though where malinois are quite leggy and springy lol

[slender quartz]

I'm dead tired, but I want to finish moving my living room tonight.

[still tartan]

Those are pretty heavy, want some help

[wanton lichen]

Lol why am I picturing Ronin carrying a room over his head

[outer quiver]

just realized

there are drastically more trans people that are in this server than I expected

not a bad thing

[slender quartz]

I moved the big, heavy couch to do some deep cleaning today, and realized I could gain almost two feet if I moved it one direction. So now I can move my other couch, then my computer desk, then my workbench.

[still tartan]

Ahh, good ol rearranging

[slender quartz]

Depends on what it was made of.

[still tartan]

Debating messing with my room but I might do more harm than good lol

[wanton lichen]

I reckon I could carry a Barbie house

[still tartan]

I could eat a house

[slender quartz]

I'm nowhere near fit anymore, but when I worked at the farm & feed I routinely carried 300 pounds at a pop of goods from the back to the front by hand.

[wanton lichen]

If it’s made of gingerbread count me in!

[slender quartz]

That job was like getting paid to work in a gym.

[pure sapphire]

I could eat a house of gummy worms

Man, I want gummy worms

😔

[slender quartz]

All you eat are gummy worms.

[still tartan]

i punch holes in the wall to access the insulation

it looks too edible for my own good

[pure sapphire]

Shh

[slender quartz]

does not invite Wormy over to visit

[pure sapphire]

I ate uhhh

A burger!

I ate that today

[still tartan]

D:

[wanton lichen]

Mmmm, fibreglass

[pure sapphire]

Forbidden cotton candy

[still tartan]

FR

[slender quartz]

Helithe evolved into Strayalithe!

[wanton lichen]

I’m confuzzled, I need to check xp, I thought I levelled up just the other week

[outer quiver]

why are you familiar

[still tartan]

We’ve talked a couple times

[slender quartz]

Gunter might be outta whack.

[still tartan]

look at you, you chatterbox

[slender quartz]

refills Gunter's whack

[outer quiver]

about?

[pure sapphire]

I should go to sleep but I just installed a sherlock game

[wanton lichen]

Yeah, I’m halfway through level 45, Gunter be slow

[pure sapphire]

[still tartan]

was over the past like 6 months or so? don’t remember lol

[slender quartz]

No shit?

[wanton lichen]

groan

[pure sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/girl-laugh-anime-rire-hehehe-gif-13190370

[slender quartz]

Thank you, one person getting it made it worth the effort.

Any more than one is just icing.

[pure sapphire]

Ghost vapor

[slender quartz]

Oh! Daryl's finally calming TF down in iso, and the big kittens are spending their first night outside.

[outer quiver]

hold up lemme grab my notebook

[slender quartz]

And Dark's three have their eyes open. Her runt is very runty.

[pure sapphire]

Aww

[slender quartz]

He's barely half the size of the others.

[pure sapphire]

Little fella

You think he'll make it?

[slender quartz]

He'll be trouble. LOL

[outer quiver]

wait are you the person who was saying I was trans?

[still tartan]

No?

[slender quartz]

Probably, barring freaky stuff. They're all healthy, he's just little.

BRB

[pure sapphire]

That's good

[wanton lichen]

Tiny but feisty

[still tartan]

I remember. I believe we had a talk along those lines with Evalka. I was expressing support for whichever way, not assigning you a gender identity, if that was unclear

[outer quiver]

yeah it was you and someone called eva

[pure sapphire]

Name him gimli lol

[still tartan]

Like I said above

[pure sapphire]

[wanton lichen]

Oh was that the convo that started with Fallout New Vegas? Did you enjoy the game?

[outer quiver]

yeah I realized wearing a dress was weird and stopped

[pure sapphire]

FNV is awesome

[outer quiver]

it is the most boring game I have ever played

next to doom eternal

[pure sapphire]

[still tartan]

You do you

[wanton lichen]

Oh, ok then

[still tartan]

lol

[humble marsh]

Your opinion on fallout is so offensive

I can't believe

[pure sapphire]

Reminding me of the "person" who told me skyrim is a bad game

[outer quiver]

I'm refusing to acknowledge the possibility I'm trans if you couldn't tell

[pure sapphire]

I hope he got the psychiatric help he clearly needed

[humble marsh]

What else did he do, eat babies? smh my head

[pure sapphire]

Skyrim is incredible, the fact that you can use a horse to launch yourself across the map only adds to the experience

[pure sapphire]

Very likely tbh, there's a type

[opal wind]

I’ve never had any inclination to play any Fallout games. Skyrim is cool though. Different strokes for different folks and all

[still tartan]

I love fallout 4 and the Elder Scrolls games a ton :). Haven’t played earlier fallout games yet though

[humble marsh]

New Vegas is great, I disagree with those who say it's the "Best" fallout game tho

[pure sapphire]

New Vegas is my favorite

But I like 4 as well

[slender quartz]

Back.

[pure sapphire]

Welcome

[humble marsh]

I like 2, because my entire personality is playing old games

[pure sapphire]

Name the shrimpy kitty gimli it would be hilarious

I suppose it would work best if he were reddish tho

[slender quartz]

Depends on his personality.

[pure sapphire]

Fair enough

[outer quiver]

anyone want a fox?

[slender quartz]

Kate's kittens are Goblin and Sunset.

[pure sapphire]

Goblin sounds like my kinda guy

[slender quartz]

Goblin was an ugly little goblin at birth, and Sunset is a mostly black calico.

[pure sapphire]

Do you have a gremlin yet?

[slender quartz]

A long time ago.

[pure sapphire]

Aw

[slender quartz]

Also a Gizmo and Stripe.

[pure sapphire]

Excellent lol

[slender quartz]

Current kittens are Gripper, Griper, Stinker, Sugar, Spice, Chevron, Goblin, Sunset, and Lion.

If the little ones all live, I'll be coming up with seven more names.

[pure sapphire]

Hurray!

[slender quartz]

Not hurray. Too many kittens too fast.

[humble marsh]

I have to ask, what prompted the name Chevron?

[slender quartz]

Chevron is grey, with a perfect cream-colored chevron on her head.

And Spice has a heart on one foot.

[pure sapphire]

Not hurray 😔

Gunter why??

https://tenor.com/view/goodbye-chat-okbc-okbuddychicanery-chris-bye-chat-gif-26125838

[pliant fjord]

how leveling up works. you chat and level up

[outer quiver]

who took control of gunter

[pure sapphire]

But I've been here forever gunter, i know this. Emoji is new

I didn't even level up, unless the xp command is off

Gunter whyty

[slender quartz]

Uh-oh. I better calibrate...

[humble marsh]

It's new, he does that whenever you level up

[wanton lichen]

I think Gunter is broke lol

[pure sapphire]

But i checked and haven't leveled up

[pliant fjord]

you did. not every new level gets a role tho

[slender quartz]

He's doing it at random.

[pure sapphire]

I leveled a while ago, but according to the command I haven't hit 26 yet

[pliant fjord]

am i?

[pure sapphire]

Imposter gunter

[humble marsh]

please give me reddit upvote Gunter 🙏

[pure sapphire]

He would never use such poor grammar

What did you do to our beloved gunter 😭

[slender quartz]

He's had too much pickled herring tonight.

Leave him be, he'll sleep it off.

[pure sapphire]

Lol

Good night

[pliant fjord]

investigating...

[pure sapphire]

im trying to sleep gunter

Yet more proof he's been taken over by a brainworm

[humble marsh]

imo Gunter should send an @ everyone message whenever anyone levels up

[pure sapphire]

Wormy get out of his head

[still tartan]

[wise stream]

You play puppet with a dangerous penguin

[spiral zephyr]

[pure sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/adventuretime-gunter-gif-7856202

[pliant fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/gunter-pingu-adventure-time-angry-hungry-gif-14404723

[still tartan]

floor soup!

[humble marsh]

dibs

[still tartan]

ay finders keepers

[humble marsh]

lemme grab my floor spoon rq

[still tartan]

so civilized

[slender quartz]

And that's me for tonight.

https://tenor.com/view/and-like-that-hes-gone-the-usual-suspects-kevin-spacey-keyser-soze-gif-4780812

[pliant fjord]

Astronomy Pic of the Day: Apollo 11: Armstrong's Lunar Selfie

Explanation: A photograph of Buzz Aldrin standing on the Moon taken by Neil Armstrong, was digitally reversed to create this lunar selfie. Captured in July 1969 following the Apollo 11 moon landing, Armstrong's original photograph recorded not only the magnificent desolation of an unfamiliar world, but Armstrong himself reflected in Aldrin's curved visor. In the unwrapped image, the spherical distortion of the reflection in Aldrin's helmet has been reversed. The transformed view features Armstrong himself from Aldrin's perspective. Since Armstrong took the original picture, today the image represents a fifty-four year old lunar selfie. Aldrin's visor reflection in the original image appears here on the left. Bright (but distorted) planet Earth hangs in the lunar sky above Armstrong's figure, toward the upper right. A foil-wrapped leg of the Eagle lander and Aldrin's long shadow stretching across the lunar surface are prominently visible. In 2024 NASA's Artemis II mission will return humans to the Moon.

[wise stream]

https://tenor.com/view/so-quiet-it-so-quiet-in-here-gif-12263863

[near jacinth]

Fr

[hoary hearth]

👀

Not for long... coz

https://media.tenor.com/l6GrJ2hZJEMAAAAM/allmight-entrance.gif

[silent wagon]

https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1682598460304891905?t=V57jVGfIs1MG855tic5nyg&s=19

DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm)

The ‘INVINCIBLE: ATOM EVE’ special is now streaming on Prime Video.

The special is over 50mins long

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[near jacinth]

Dead chat

[night bobcat]

Dead chat means no one types in the channel, so everytime you say it, it's an oxymoron

Makes no sense

[sleek coral]

Lol

But it's "dead chat".

[near jacinth]

Fr

[night bobcat]

No u

[lime sand]

:0

[hallow isle]

https://tenor.com/view/fat-guy-shooting-gun-gun-shot-gif-15114243

Ded chat

[pliant fjord]

Dad chat

[hot rain]

👀

Did you bring the milk back Gunter?

[night blade]

hi frens

[night bobcat]

Yo

[hallow isle]

@opaque tartan https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/sadiq-khan-mate-campaign/

[night blade]

today I was supposed t go to a roller derby training

but heh, no

My thighs are sore from thursday

[hallow isle]

what happd thursday

or should i not ask

[night blade]

I trained

[hallow isle]

oic

[night blade]

dw, you'll know if that happens

I am as sappy as Mythos

when it comes to that

[elder shale]

umm

[hallow isle]

right?

"A34 near Abingdon closed due to serious crash"

ok I guess I'm not going out today then

[night blade]

is it a problem in some way ?

it's unclear

[hallow isle]

I'm going to suggest that it is unlikely that in a group of people who are making sexist comments, that you will find someone who does not partake in sexist comments

[night blade]

Ha yes social pressure

[safe torrent]

Beat me to it. I guess the Mayor is suggesting a way for people to resist social pressure?

[hallow isle]

If someone in my own friend group behaved unacceptably we just wouldn't invite them back out, but I'm confident that would never happen

so

Who's he targetting?

The one guy who just happens to hang out with a bunch of mysoginists?

[safe torrent]

I don't know. Sometimes at work, or in a situation with casual acquaintances, conversation can go there.

It's not a group of friends who deliberately got together, just people who happen to interact in wider social contexts.

[hallow isle]

Then it'd be weird to call 'em mate

If it's work just dob 'em in to HR

[safe torrent]

True, that.

[hallow isle]

If they really want to make a difference they need to be cutting this shit out at schools and instructing the police to enforce existing laws, this campaign is just pandering

[safe torrent]

Wanting to steer clear of "drama, politics . . . or inflammatory discussion", all I'll say is that the mayor's campaign reminds me a little of Nancy Reagan's "Just Say No" campaign, way back in the '80s. It was cringy and heavy handed, and made people wonder: "this is your job, how?"

Regardless of the merits of the idea itself.

[hallow isle]

It is very much a 'fellow kids' moment

[wanton lichen]

I am confused, Sadiq Khan wants British men to rp as Aussies by saying 'maaaate' when someone says something dodgy?
is satire, no?

[hallow isle]

Nope!