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I hear voices
Gleam knows everything
They tell me things
Apollon is telling you things, yes
NMS Spoiler ALERT : ||Don't give Apollon the glyphs, he'll get killed||
Bigger spoiler ||Dead before you ever make contact||
now suddenly geforce clipping works but doesnt wanna work with disagea 5
What the !!!
Don't click spoiler
I did not know that !!!
Virgins who have spoilers disabled:
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Why do I insist on reading so many books at once... Heck
2038, when the rest of the computers do
gleam o/
I don't do that, it's just i clicked on it
Well then don't
wave
OU
typo
Over estimating height
See I don't really mean to read that many things
I just have very little restraint for starting books
Well then restrain yourself

back when i had loads to time to read books
I've bought more books than i've read to be honest
I miss touching paper at 1 am
the sleepy feeling and the suspense of a good story
i could actually hallucinate the events
I have so many books I haven't read too. I plant to read them all eventually
Plan, also
Well my record was 3 am, whilst reading "The Fault in Our Stars"
awesome book
never got the time to read it
Spoiler alert : ||Gus dies||
I've stayed up all night reading more than one time
Last time I did it was with The Martian I think
i know
Then why did you say you never got the time to read it ?
@sterile tartanmind if I know your age? idk how i should interact with you lol
fine if you dont wanna tell me
27 
i never read it but i did see short clips
plus, movies and books are different universes
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You interact with her the same way you do everyone on this server. Civilly.
Na....Nada entity is that you?
Almost the double of my age (as i told earlier, 14)
Gleam is like 640
At least
And you, @mint spear ?
victim complex, i got shitted on for being childish with someone older than me in a server lol
Nah, you're 70
im 69
except that one
He's s been here for so many generations that no one can keep track any more
18
You told me that last time
well accurately, 18.66
Ah so you'll be 19 in four months?
i think im wrong
14.66 as well
Yes (15)
last day of being an aquarius if youre into that
Next year i'm off to high school !
people put way too high expectations
I'm Aries
I've never really cared but people have asked if I was an Aries before. Weird times tbh
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Freshman year is in middle school in France btw
I guess I act like one
My mom is a Virgo
Lol my dentist place cancelled my appointment cuz they don't have a hygienist right now

Reminds me bout something : are you a boy or a girl (your call if you want to tell us)
so they must know that you stink\
a boy; a fucking stupid at being one!
Probably
Woah, that's a hard joke there

So... you're... happy ? Unhappy ?
with life or my sex?
Both
happy with sex, unsure about life
i like being me physically
mentally tho, life is severely taxing
Life does like to smack you down with uncertainty....
Always does
like i have a math test tomorrow
on top of Hw, assignments and Lab work
It's hammer time !
oh yeah we have class after test
Hammers can fix everything
no skipping that
damn bro/sis youre that handsome/pretty
If the queen in my book finds out that the main woman told the prince who his father is
She'll literally kill her
Dun (dun) DUN!
spirit spoiling smh
Not a big lost
Anyways, let's proceed
I highly doubt any of you would read a random fae beauty and the beast trilogy
the mouth of course, because you can eat with it!
For me it's king's pawn opening
I hadn't even heard of it til like five days ago
Not in that sense
Proceeds to play Moonlight Sonata on piano
yeah i was kidding, i havent even read a complete book in years
got a math test tomorrow on straight lines, anyone got any advice
i have a series i was trying to read that i had in middle school
mostly equations
What series?
Ah. I haven't read those either
fantasy series
Ah
i had to lube something and used olive oil instead of wd40 and it worked
WD40 ?
What's that ?
its a brand
What does it look like ?
Proceeds to play Megalovania on piano
I just redone the HypeSquad Test...
I'm not in the House of Brilliance anymore
I'm in the House of Balance now
My personnality changed anyways
Forgot to ask : what degree ? First ? Second ? Inequations ?
straights lines are only for 1st degree equations
2nd degree is a circle
Thanks, look like i learnt something new (again)
Oppenheimer - Only In Theaters 7 21 23
Written and directed by Christopher Nolan, Oppenheimer is an IMAXยฎ-shot epic thriller that thrusts audiences into the pulse-pounding paradox of the enigmatic man who must risk destroying the world in order to save it.
The film stars Cillian Murphy as J. Robert Oppenheimer and Emily Blunt as his wife, bi...
vegetable oils aren't suitable for mechanical lubrication as they're comprised of volatile and unstable oils - after a (quite short) time you'll only be left with the longer, heavier oils after everything else has evaporated or broken down which are sticky
the products of the unstable oils breaking down are acidic too, so may attack the surface they're applied to
yeah ik i wouldnt use it for anything like that it was just to lube the plastic bottle cap to my water bottle
just to make the cap twist off easier on my container
Found my cat counterpart

don't put your dick in it


its the cap im lubing...
Opening Discord to this sure is something
i have one of those big bottles and its new so the twist cap is stiff against the plastic hinge

ill make sure to send feet pics next time you open it
Noice
Gleam would love that.
Hey sappy one
no cap?
whats happening in 3 days
Crush comes home
TotK ?
Yay! 
Tales of the Kitty
totk is already out for some
LoZ
Kitty Care Service in California ?
LolZ*
DayZ*
JayZ ?

kanna


my fav is

i has gifs tho
i go bed now. its 8am, bye bye
Bye b ye
Bye bye 
how are y'all ?
Not working today?
Kinda bored but found something to do for Roller Derby
Ooooo
I am going to order something to eat
let's go
Friend-entity Code 
I have some leftover codfish but do not feel like eating fish
Aight, you're paying.
Either that or I'll just whip up something simple like eggs
in July
Why July
I'm going in July lol
work proposition this week and full salary will only happen for July
make fishicles
Ahhhh
No, I'm going in July
Good luck <3
frozen fish pops
No, I'm going in July.
Come
I'm actually going in July, have my ticket already 
Tu tienes una boleta

im visiting an internet friend in june
Aww!! I'd give a curved finger for that cute nom.
sรฌ

If it all goes well, i'll pay restaurant to the crush in July too
so I gotta keep money
pay restaurant to crush your crush
Grah! I go home now. 
yes :>
Haven't posted Murphy in a few days, so here's one I just took
He had a herpa flare up and had to get antibiotics but he's good now
When he has a flare up, it causes cold like symptoms and his nose gets all messed up
And it makes him do these giant gross sneezes that literally splatter stuff on the floor and walls and has to be cleaned up lol
As much as I feel bad for him, hearing my mom in the distance screaming "omg Murphy that's fucking disgusting!!!" will always make me laugh
He's not having anymore symptoms though
Oh okay so there is a goldfinch nest near my apartment like I explained here a moment ago, and I just heard distress signals from those finchs.
There is a cat, living below my flat, and it was the menace for those goldfinches. How can I tell people to keep their cats away from the common garden, so the birbs can be safe and sound?
HERPA DERPA
Knock on their door, and say: Keep your cats away from the common garden.
Is it an owned cat or a stray?
owned cat
Oh
Then just ask I guess
I don't know; I can't relate. Murphy goes outside but he restricted to the backyard and doesn't hunt birds
Or.. much of anything lol
I am that kind of person, but I fear the legal consequences
ANYWAY
Also yes, Murphy has feline herpes, but it sounds WAY worse than it actually is, which is why I don't mention it much lol
yeah I'll tell people, but I expect them to become violent because I tell people to not let their cat do what they want
It's not related to the human version and he got it from his mom from nursing
I'll leave a message on the mini social network for our buildings
Also Murphys brother Oliver has feline herpes too because they're from the same litter
yes of course
You can't really restrict a cat to any specific area outside so this may not fix the issue unless they just stop letting their cat out
What I am asking
Unless you're Murphy, who physically can't escape due to being a giga cat lol
I am the kind of people to say "Please restrict your cat indoor or I will personnally restrict your cat from outside, for the next two months"
Guys
That's fair, just know that I don't think there's any laws that say they have to abide by that
Which of these is better
Or just a region of the world
Server for minecraft
pokes repeatedly your cheeks
What is the RAM available?
8gb
On all?
Yes
Are the servers exclusive or is the PC running multiple servers?
I'm in europe, but i'd choose stronger cpu than less ping
Wdym?
Where were you on April 14th, 0900 UTC?
you'll want small ping
home
But which is stronger though? ๐ค
My credit card statement where I went and bought a very expensive screwdriver because my tiny one was not up to the task
Dusseldorf Germany - Ryzen 5800X
Ok
For now

Is this an euphemism
Euphemism for buying a screwdriver
Probably overspecc'd it slightly, but I now own a screwdriver that can drive screws into walls and clean out the other side
When you got a robertson but all you want is a flathead
s'all good man no shame
You can help any neighbors, if you are in an attached
Seconding that
Chicken leg
Mister handsome
got a big night?
nope, today is a do nothing day
Siblings?
Lol
Hi to you, too
๐๐ป ๐ญ
There is a high chance they are, i took them both from one place in streets
But at different times
They likely have same mother but different fathers
Lmao they love each other more than you
why is this funny
Funniest shit i've seen
this my friend, is a bar for humor so low it is in-line with your asshole
Limbo is a skill
farting too
it takes muscle control to fart
not a lot of people can do it effortlessly
not everyone farts either
some just blow air ๐
@mint spear what part of the UK are you going to?
Hopefully the part with @hallow isle
Bournemouth
Oh, it's quite nice there
There's a variety of cafes and restaurants, with a multitude of on native speakers there also
It's a pleasant place in most areas
Of course! It's not the best country but it has its attractions, and people shouldn't be nervous coming here.
nat gets stabbed often
blep

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Saw this on another server.... and wanted to share it here:
Discord is growing up, so everyone needs to pick a new username
/ Discord is getting rid of the four-digit suffixes appended to usernames and pushing users to grab new handles on the service.
https://support.discord.com/hc/en-us/articles/12620128861463-New-Usernames-Display-Names
Read a message from our co-founder about why we are making this change!
We are changing our username system to make it easier for you to connect with your friends and to give you more control over ...
Omg smol floofers
local litter
Ooh you gonna get another? 
They're the same breed, right?
They must be so soft
So friggin que
Apparently they're also semi hypoallergenic
Ofc, they're clouds 
Not sure if as hypoallergenic as shih tzus but that's le word on le street
yeah same breed
most solid dog breed we've found
correct
Ooh what makes it a solid breed? As opposed to a liquid one?
So you getting another pup for realz? Mannn, I'm so jelly for realzies. You're gonna share lots of puppy photos pretty please? I beg with cherry on top

- no neotony
- the show bloodline is the same as the working bloodline so there is no overbreeding and trashing the genetics
- 12-15 year life expectancy
- hypoallergenic(ish)
- self-cleaning coat
Gas breeds????
85% likelihood
Does mine farting all the time count for that?
Maybe?
not sure what you mean by no neoteny

What's neotony?
Juvenilisation
pugs
frenchies
shih tzus
breeding the smushface
and creating guaranteed respiratory problems
That's not neoteny?
Guys I killed my first ender dragon yesterday
Wait what? There are dogs that are your breed with neotony?
Neoteny (), also called juvenilization, is the delaying or slowing of the physiological, or somatic, development of an organism, typically an animal. Neoteny is found in modern humans compared to other primates. In progenesis or paedogenesis, sexual development is accelerated.Both neoteny and progenesis result in paedomorphism (as having the for...
Smoosh is in your name yo
there are not, which is why it is a solid breed ๐
but my face is not smooshed ๐ฎ
You being anti smush face goes against your name. Just sayin 
c'est la vie
Nobody breeds with Neo Tony.
Wait wha? I mean, I'm slow yes. Hence why I must've missed something here 
I like Tony
Safe motherfucker...Your foot wasn't on the base!
Or is that a rule I can't remember
I thought to tag someone out the person tagging had to be touching the base
Or no that wouldn't make sense....
As I understand it, neoteny is just how slow you develop to adulthood. Humans have "more" neoteny when compared to other animals.
minus humans
intentional retention of juvenile features in an animal through intentional breeding practices
dont get stabbed
At least it isnt raining!
You don't tip in Britain, we pay our staff properly
hiiii
Well, lost the last of Edie's kittens. I thought the calico was doing well, but on examination, she had something off with her mouth.
I'm really sorry to hear that
At least it was quick for all of them.
Sorry to hear that mate, sending love
Thanks.
Roonty's six are doing great, though, Trying to climb out of the box already.
Nice
They're gonna be hell on wheels once they're loose.
Lol
awww
duh
Hi everyone
Reminds me bout something : who did the voice-over for the video promoting the NMS Discord Hub ?
If anyone would care to explain
Got mending on my first elytra
I wanna grab his paws
Same! LOL
I did? yw
My super reaction was a choice
You guys don't need to use super reactions, or react at all, to my Murphy spam lol
I will (not) do this
You will get all the super reactions
I react to all cute pets.
Lmao you're gonna run out then
Or is it unlimited for full nitro? I'm still using grandfathered nitro classic
its only 5 for full nitro
One of my friends got this new card deck for me today! I've always loved cool cards like this ๐
Nice
pretty
Finally was able to post Murphy to r/cats without auto moderator instantly deleting it
I don't have bad karma or anything they're just super strict about their posting requirements, some of which they don't even tell you what they are
They basically just say "try again later"
Thats so cool!! I had a steampunk themed one and lost it somewhere
those look sick though
Told the neighbour, was confused there was a nest
I don't have much interest in cards but thats pretty cool.
Who was confused? The neighbor? Also what happened after?
FYI, if you have a twitter account that hasn't had "activity" (undefined) in "several years" (also undefined) it's going to be deleted, and the only notice you're getting seems to be the tweet Elon shat out a couple of hours ago
And then what???? I'm bored at work waiting on something to build lol
well he said thanks, said goodbye
Man, nothing like hearing a viewpoint from an out-of-touch rich person to piss me off in the morning 
Thanks for what? Lol
Really gets the adrenaline going
to have told him
i have his dumbass blocked but heard it down the vine
Meh; don't really care lmao
Oh no, you mean we'll lose nothing of value?
I don't either, but I don't want someone else to grab my name
me either, but when it eventually goes bankrupt and gets sold, I'll want the name if it ever gets good again
I do eventually want to try streaming or making YouTube videos, but if I do, it won't be under this username; don't want to get sued by Nintendo/GameFreak lol
Anyone wanna ship me across the Atlantic all expenses paid and employ me from home
Uh...which way across?
down
Up
This is what happens when I spend too much time with Murphy lol
I get watched by the all seeing orange thing
Who has headphones?
I have Logitech G435
Nobody, nobody has headphones
I have deputyphones, does that help?
:what:
I'm wasted here

I have a few. My favorite are the Sennheiser HD600
Anyone ever find arugula spicy?
Me too! But then they got blown into some mud by the wind ๐ญ
It's peppery
I love arugula on burgers
๐

I donโt get it
Arugula doesnโt taste peppery to me.
When I asked a friend why he doesnโt like arugula on anything. And he quoted, โtoo spicyโ
I was confused as I never heard anyone calling it spicy
The taste can vary a bit depending on the source.
You might also have a genetic variation that makes it bland, or even soapy, similar to cilantro
But overall, it's widely considered peppery
Depending on whether you have a functioning or non-functioning copy of certain taste receptor genes, you may not be able to taste certain compounds at all. In the other extreme, if you have two working copies of a particular gene, some foods may taste unbearably bitter and unpleasant.
Another classic example is Brussels sprouts. Some people love them, while others loathe them. This is because of the gene TAS2R38 which gives us the ability to taste the bitter glucosinolate compounds in these vegetables โ as well as rocket.
Those people with two working copies of the gene are bitter โsupertastersโ. People with only one are โmedium tastersโ, while those with no working copies are โblindโ to these compounds. So what is intense and inedible to one person might be pleasant and mild to another.
cc @undone zealot
This is relevant to your question earlier too
So it sounds like you are a "non-taster" ie you lack a working copy of the needed gene, and your friend is a "super-taster" and my have two.
Hi
Wow thatโs a lot of info
When you're a supertaster (Supertaster!), a single flavor is a like a million flavors. (million flavors!).
I don't know what this is
but I think you made me read this exactly the way you wanted to
And I can't tell if I'm impressed or upset
lmfao
You're welcome.
"Some kind of Supertaster"
He's got a holy hand grenade lol
Not gonna lie; he looks ridiculous with untucked purple t-shirt and hold that holy ball
And that crown?
It looked like it gonna crush his skull
Also why is he waving the stick like heโs trying to slap a fly?
I canโt feel the chat alive!

Btw King Charles does need a bigger holy grenade in his hand so he could protect himself from the devil himself; itself I guess?
The unholiest of the unholy
Well done you silenced the chat
By posting the Choo Choo King Charles
๐
King Charles has turned into a train
Watch out! Heโs no longer human, he isโฆthe new original Choo Choo Charles
Scroll up. Everyone been quiet
clearly not
In a terrible mental place 
Otherwise not much
Oh shit, are you ok?

hes okay being in a terrible mental space
Puss in boot
You get used to it tbh
Century from now
yeah you really do
Or that could be the descendant of puss in boots
you just say meh to most things
Well, I hope things get better for ya
He likes to meh everything
I'm over here waiting for a delivery
no something I bought
HelloFresh?
a record

from 1902
Classic
A record is just a music pizza
are we allowed to send MP3 files here?
I donโt know
depends on the content but usually yeah dont see why it wouldnt
here is my fully recorded file of the Battle Hymn of the Republic
from 1906
With corrected speed to adjust for slowdown on my turntable
ive peaked in life, i can play pc games while on the toilet
aight
September, 2022. Evidently so
Yep
I have been here since November 2020. 
funny that we never crossed paths until now
ah
Considering I've never seen you here before
well its nice to meet you lol
Likewise
Are you very active on chatting?
I say at least 1 thing here almost daily, even if a shitpost


All things considered, I do have legend role
Nice nice
yea
i am legend
How did that notebook remained intact
thats so cool. is it full and used or maybe too fragile to read?
I have a few photos of pages
I have a book written and published in 1908. And it didnโt aged well
Paper almost faded away
its basically a big map of the rail
from what is now Colorado Springs (then Colorado City) to Leadville
Damn, whoever owned it before really didnt take care of it
I mean I own this book
and it's in wonderful condition
When it was published?
Published and Printed in 1678
Huh. Thatโs a good year
Thatโs not modern English
it actually is
its just got a few differences
It's just an older form of Modern English
Oh
If it were Middle English or Old English you wouldn't be able to read it
My head think it was late medieval
The Medieval Era ended in the 15th Century
15th - 16th Century
although exactly when is debated
Some say it ended with the fall of Constantinople in 1453
closer to 200
The end of the Middle Ages and the start of the Modern Age is sorta
it sorta happened gradually
between 1500 and 1700
I think my package finally arrived
go to bot spam and do !xp
np
Do you have any books/documents that are from the 14th century?
The people that the British took that diamond from in the staff want it back I think
It's the world's largest cut diamond from the world's largest found diamond I think
Was found somwhere in Africa, it's called the Cullinan diamond
British
British took interest
Colonialism happened.
british things
Ouch
Itโs a still from the GIF above it!
its here!
The last 30 seconds or so of the Stars and Stripes Forever
recorded in 1902
by the Columbia Band
wow that's crazy. wait, so that lp record is from 1902? or just the recording itself?
The record itself is probably from 1903
it was pressed just after the recording was made
It's unknown when the record was made, but its not long after the recording which was done in 1902
within a year or two
its slowed down yes because my record player is sorta dying
its not meant to sound like that lol
that's way cool
This aint a high end record player or anything, and I've had it for something like 5+ years now so
its breaking down
It's now my oldest record ๐
Getting closer to the beginning
The oldest commercial records were made between 1889 and 1890
Some of the earliest ones you can still buy, although they cost between 75 - 200 dollars
the Berliners were recorded between 1895 and 1900 usually
and I want one of those SO BAD
A Welsh singer singing the Traditional British Song - This is perhaps the earliest surviving recording
This one is really amazing
Rule Britannia, recorded in 1899
A version so old, Queen Victoria was still the reigning monarch in Britain
When I read Anne Rice's A Cry to Heaven I was shocked to learn that wax cylinder recordings of castrato singers still exist
yea finding out that certain things were actually recorded is amazing
in fact, just the other day
I found this Berliner
Berliner Gramophone Record number 3438 - recorded 1898.
Recorded in Santiago Cuba
Bugle Calls done by the chief trumpeter of Theodore Roosevelt's Rough Riders
recorded in November 1898, just after the end of the Spanish American War
wow owning one of those old record players must be amazeballs. if i had they moneys and a place for one, i certainly would. i'd love to have some old school opera lp records
I actually own one, from 1916
But mine has some mechanical problems that I have yet to get fixed
This one is mine
Pretty interesting ngl
The sound reproducer plays perfectly, its just that the spring connected to the main hand crank has either dislodged or snapped
so the crank no longer works, meaning the record wont spin
I have a friend who has like a dozen of those things sitting around, he just recently restored a 1901 Columbia Cylinder Player thats now worth close to 1400 dollars
I posted this earlier but no one at the time was interested in it
This is a recording from my collection
The Battle Hymn of the Republic (1906)
with sound correction to account for my record players slower turn
This record is so old, the Civil War had only ended 41 years earlier
My grandmother was telling old timey tales one day.
Apparently the family had the only gramophone around.
She remarked how all the plantation boys would come around to listen, with a twinkle in her eye...
Ok grandma, I can read between the lines...
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oop ๐
I just found a photo I took a year or two ago
that I'm still so proud of
I got a private tour of the grounds of Nikola Tesla's lab
and they let me roam the grounds afterwards while the staff got back to work
you're welcome to type !ModHelp if you have moderation questions
I finished the second in the trilogy I was reading and then the third one isn't out yet 
oof
Oof, I know how that feels
Oof! It's like watching an anime but then picking up the Manga and reading all of it only to realize the Anime is at the 3rd chapter.

The dude got control of his demon power and stopped being a shit human
And the woman almost died and is frozen in suspended animation. I wanted to know what's next 
At least me being so behind means I can watch a series all at once
Er, not human. But still
Yayyy character development 
"Gottaahower" shall be etched in stone.
As suggested by Red, you can always run !modhelp if you have moderation questions ๐
Is one command that much of an inconvenience
it's def a lot less characters than what's been posted on the topic thus far
no worries, Mythos. i'm a bot
Iโm the skyrim npc that sweeps the same floor for six straight hours
Ngl you got me interested too, I blame you for this

you're like the best HFF NPC of all time. just sayin.

Mods are based ๐ค


Anyway whatโs HFF?
Human Fall Flat
Oh
Half flying flagon
Sounds like something somebody who isn't based would say ๐คข
Lol
Come now, no baiting Coyoti.

Meow popcorn
pfff
Cats created popcorn
Why did my brain type that out
nailed it
It has always belonged to them
Oh man I should make popcorn
And eat it all without watching a movie
Iโm so hungryyyy
Now I want popcorn ๐ฆ
In fact, I should read a book with popcorn
Only another hour or two
literally wasting away rn
Lmao
brother read a thesaurus or something
I like that emoji
there are other words
Itโs my most used one lmao
I have a lot of words 
Now you're baiting me :3
๐ค Ummmm it's not a word it's a um a um um you know the um a um
I assure you it's actually not that good
I believe it's called a monogram
But I won't fall, and I won't answer your question unless you run modhelp. Hehehe!
sounds about right
Canโt be worse than pulling 2 all nighters with minimal rest

I slept 12 hours after that musical I went to lol
If you enjoy having to wait til the last like 30% of a book to have it not suck I can give you the series name
Socialization and loud noise and grating lights drain all the reserves 
The first one was worse
Stop being silly and read what the actual message was in that warning. :3
30%? You know, I changed my mind, please donโt
Perhaps you did something earlier, when you were online, and it was only noticed/dealt with later?

We're all reading that right now.
And you've been calling us names, deliberately.
- Run !ModHelp if you'd like your questions answered. 2. Stop being disrespectful towards our staff and causing drama in this channel. Otherwise you'll be subject to further moderation action.
They know what they did.
Most servers don't discuss your infractions in public. Really you should probably be happy about that when they don't
You got too silly Mr. Quiet


Now, let's move on from this topic everyone. No point in stretching it out.
:popcorneatingemoji:
I don't have nitro
Which pretty much makes me cooler than people with nitro because instead I spend my money on steam games with a 70% markdown that I'll more than likely never play
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Same
Does anyone know a random book on Kindle Unlimited
It can be anything. You could even troll me with something that looks obviously awful
But I don't wanna have the responsibility of finding something
There's literally a popcorn emoji in normal emojis. Grah.
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70% markdown... pfft!
Spirit I like your nose guy he reminds me of this
But nobody's eating it
I mean...


My friend says boba tea is terrible

based????
Cap
I haven't tried it because I am afraid
There's a million flavors and different kinds of boba
I did watch a video where someone made the little things at the bottom using fruit and those seem like it'll taste good
But I don't know about the texture
boba is frog eggs
There's also boba that's little balls of juice 
||it's actually not frog eggs don't be scared drac||
It is Drac don't believe their lies
You know that thing where you can give a cat something to try and they lick it and then get stuck with this open mouthed scrunched face of horror
That is what I do when something is a terrible texture, only more violently and then I can't eat for hours afterwards 
I like the texture of boba but I'm sure some people don't
Okay but we're talking about boba now
Tell me the joke in dms I am curious
dont make stupid jokes then
When you tell the joke, mention your prior warning and the about me you had previously. Your actions don't exist in a void.
Don't say it
this is goofy af
Shira what have you done nooooo
Shira wants you kicked lol
no im just saying that they think they did no wrong
if so they why dont they repeat it
Wow opinions have consequences crazyyy
I'm pretty sure you know what they did is wrong, so trying to goad them into doing it again is equally wrong lol
I suppose if someone is dumb enough to fall for such things they prob deserve the kick tho
i mean the skull icon after saying they almost got banned doesnt seem like they learned anything
Literally 1-
Correct.
โBack in my day we had opinions and got executed for emโ
Maybe that says something about you as a person
I dunno, I'm just a random person
See how I know I guessed right
I have only blocked a couple people in all the time I've been here.
Seeing all these blocked posts and mod interaction suggests I made the right call this time, whenever that was.
this is a dumb convo
I have advice.
Neither does the general public, since we don't have access to mod logs 
Move on, you haven't been banned.
yet
Or keep stirring up drama and annoy everyone and get yeeted

No, that isn't accurate.
what
You have a reading comprehension problem, but it's ok.
No one said you aren't annoyed
Just that you aren't the only one lol
im illiterate
Same
I'm sorry Shira
and i still understood that
My father used to say: "The first time someone calls you a horse you punch him on the nose, the second time someone calls you a horse you call him a jerk but the third time someone calls you a horse, well then perhaps it's time to go shopping for a saddle."
Same
That's true
time to get a jar
You shall not imprison me like my brethren
Im a gherkin
do some stores have pickle barrels still
i used to go to a local place that had crunchy dill pickles that were nice
Relish is ok
do they sell long jars i wanna try and pickle long cucumbers
Probably
If I say I dislike a certain type of pickles, is that racism?
#Philosophy #Deep
If you're also a pickle then yes
Im gonna pickle some red onions, and tri-color peppers for my pulled pork sandwich tonight
for all the rice seaweed and stuff i eat i should really pickle veggies for some kimbap
Why did I use a comma?
That annoys me
Relish is not my thing
There used to be another type of Pickle. Not anymore
you dont relish in delight?
You're orange now! Congrats barter
Why didn't you use a period?
That bugs me.
I just ate a bacon and maple frosting donut
i havent had a burger in a while
Cope,
Trying to be consistent I suppose, in my inconsistency:
Omg yes kill me instantly
Hehehe the comma makes it seem like you're coloring the peppers yourself. I like it
Average american meal
The cat is in the bag
average american snack*










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