off-topic-bond-james-bond

[edgy egret]

Murphy has the best neck hair and nobody can tell me otherwise

[slender quartz]

I just had my last indoors tomcat fixed at $200; it's more for females, and I have a lot of females.

[glad wagon]

https://youtu.be/xoVJKj8lcNQ

Very informative and engaging!

[edgy egret]

I hate to be mean, but it's irresponsible to not get cats fixed. Depending on where you live, some places like shelters will do it for free.

Look into catch and release programs for cats

[slender quartz]

There are no shelters. These are mostly feral barn cats, and their descendants.

[edgy egret]

No shelters? Do you live in a desert?

[slender quartz]

Damn near. Reservation in South Dakota.

The nearest shelter is 120 miles away.

[edgy egret]

Well if you're not careful you're gonna end up with a catsplosion lol

[slender quartz]

Already did. LOL That's what I'm dealing with.

Doesn't help that people dump cats here in the country, and when farmers stop caring for theirs, they wander in.

[edgy egret]

Well good luck; unfixed cats, both male and female, will spray and it's very hard to clean

[slender quartz]

I've had these for over thirty years; trust me, I know what I'm dealing with.

[sterile tartan]

Fixed ones will sometimes try to and it looks silly since they accomplish nothing

[edgy egret]

I've never had a fixed cat try, but I also got all my cats fixed when they were kittens

[sterile tartan]

Both our cats were fixed as kittens and they try to spray anyway

It does nothing lol

[slender quartz]

Roonty just had a litter of six; Getting just them fixed would cost me nearly $2000.

[edgy egret]

Are they both female?

[sterile tartan]

Male

[edgy egret]

Oh

Weird

[sterile tartan]

Ye

[edgy egret]

If they were both female then it would probably be a dominance thing

[sterile tartan]

It probably still is dominance
They have some issues deciding who's in charge

[slender quartz]

Ugh. Early brain. The cost would run about $1200.

[edgy egret]

In house cats specifically (not all feline species), females are dominant over males

[sterile tartan]

Both our cats are male

[edgy egret]

That's why i thought maybe they were fighting over dominance but they're male so I don't know lol

[sterile tartan]

They have their quirks

[edgy egret]

Miley is dominant over Murphy despite being half his weight lol

She's so dominant over him that she beats him up and he barely resists

And when he gets mad at her, instead of taking it out on her, he takes it out on my third cat, Felix lol

[sterile tartan]

My bby Athena was dominant in our house when I lived with my family. She weighed almost nothing but she was mean
They had an interesting setup
She ate first, then her son Mittens, then my brother's cat Orange Soda, then Cleopatra
And the next in line would always guard the one before then. Poor Cleo at the back..

[edgy egret]

It's a female cat thing lol

Half the time Murphy goes to eat, Miley runs in front of him and eats first

[sterile tartan]

I'm the leader. I get to eat first. Wait your turn, trash

[edgy egret]

Miley is just a little tuxedo and Murphy is a maine coon, yet somehow he crumbles to her

Murphy is so much larger than Miley that she can't even completely wrap her arms around him when beating him up

[sterile tartan]

When Athena passed away Cleo decided to step up
She had never killed a mouse or anything before but she immediately stepped up

[edgy egret]

But he just sits there and takes it

Murphy is also a baby though; his size is all for show and nothing else

[sterile tartan]

That's also a mainecoon trait

[edgy egret]

Lol

[sterile tartan]

In general

Giant babies

[edgy egret]

He used to be afraid of grass

I had to help show him it was safe

[sterile tartan]

Jasper was terrified of the back door for a while because one time a bag of trash was tossed out
He's still wary of bags

[edgy egret]

Lol

Felix is the only one who will fight back against Miley, but he always loses

[sterile tartan]

Lol

[edgy egret]

Miley also force cuddles Murphy and if he resists, he gets beat up

That's one of the reasons only Murphy is allowed outside and no one else: to get a break from Miley

[sterile tartan]

Ahhh, makes sense

[edgy egret]

Miley isn't interested in Felix so he doesn't have this problem

[sterile tartan]

Lol

[edgy egret]

But Felix is really skiddish and would be up a tree, so he isn't allowed out for different reasons

[sterile tartan]

Iiiii should probably sleep. It's almost 7am

[edgy egret]

Lol

[sterile tartan]

[dry bison]

Finally did the taxes....Was not fun. Don't like.

[mint spear]

someone just gifted me nitro!!!

Im so happy

[dry bison]

Sorry about that

[mint spear]

sorry?

why?

Now I can send that

[dry bison]

https://tenor.com/view/peyton-kepler-cat-gif-24710113

[mint spear]

fav emoji by now

[dry bison]

Why would you set franch on fawr?

[night bobcat]

feu

[mint spear]

French Toast.

[ocean pebble]

[mint spear]

yayyy

[ocean pebble]

I’ve got a lot of those emojis actually lol

[ember pasture]

How dare you

Oh

It's Doggos

[mint spear]

[pure sapphire]

Kidnapped

[ocean pebble]

It is I!

[mint spear]

I wouldnt touch it...

[pure sapphire]

I'm touching it all over

[ocean pebble]

You are going to die if it is poisonous

[pure sapphire]

It's just an eastern tent caterpillar (I'm like 90% sure)

Nah I'm not eating it lmfao

It's not deadly to me, I mess with em all the time

This fella emerged very early though, guess the warmer than average week tricked em

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/blunder-princess-bride-you-fool-gullible-gotcha-gif-14120688

[pure sapphire]

Lmfao

https://tenor.com/view/caterpillar-gif-10826915

He runnin

[mint spear]

I have a huge fear of catterpilars

I cant even be near one without panicking

lol

[mint spear]

Hey vasco!

[elder shale]

[ember pasture]

[zenith pebble]

United States of Americans, make sure to get your taxes filed today!

For myself apparently $9183 wasn't enough for Uncle Sam, he required an additional $497!

[elder shale]

Meanwhile,

I just click a button and it's done for me

[zenith pebble]

yeah well it should be like that as the IRS knows exactly what everyone owes

but noooooo they have to be difficult or something about TurboTax and the like not being able to make money if they did that

or something

I could have bought you a PS5 with that money!

[ocean pebble]

“Hey kid you owe me money”
“Can you tell me how much I owe you, IRS?”
“No.”
“Uhh… is it $5000?”
“Nope. Federal prison.”

I love America but… come on

[sleek coral]

Where's Frisbeak (short for friend-entity Risbeak)? 😦

[ocean pebble]

@wet pollen

Thou hast been summoned

[wet pollen]

Aye

[sleek coral]

Thank you friend-entity

[sleek coral]

You saw my first screenie of ES2?

[elder shale]

but it's not shorter

[ocean pebble]

It’s shorter for saying the entire name title and all

[wet pollen]

Where 👀

[sleek coral]

Haaaa! How?

Friend-entity Risbeak vs Frisbeak

[elder shale]

It's

[wet pollen]

Code I am confusion

[ocean pebble]

Code has an IQ of 2 and feeds on radiation

[sleek coral]

Lmao

[teal raptor]

leave Code alone!!

I mean Britney

[ocean pebble]

Who else am I gonna bully?

[teal raptor]

bk201

[wet pollen]

Nobody bully bk

[elder shale]

https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx8BQueHgn-sFNRqB04Y7qdpM2B2uiEmGD

[teal raptor]

Ris is my friend

[ocean pebble]

Nah bk is cool

[wet pollen]

The GOAT of the help channel

[ocean pebble]

Yeah i’d say Ris is my friend too

We talk a little bit as you can see

[teal raptor]

where do u see that

[sleek coral]

[ocean pebble]

I just went into our dms and set the search to messages from either of us

[teal raptor]

wtf another Nvidia update?

I did one last night!

what did they break now

[elder shale]

Rookie numbers

[sleek coral]

Lol! Yeah!

[elder shale]

My spleen

[sleek coral]

NVidia be pushing updates like cray

[ocean pebble]

How so?

[ocean pebble]

Who is that with lol

[wet pollen]

LOL

[elder shale]

Myself

[sleek coral]

[teal raptor]

how do u do that

[ocean pebble]

I’ll take that answer to mean “I don’t want to tell you”

[teal raptor]

Discord's search function is a mess

[elder shale]

It's Beak lol

[wet pollen]

It me

[sleek coral]

Search your name under "from"

[ocean pebble]

Damn and I thought we talked a lot

[edgy egret]

@limber fractal are we still doing random birthdays? If so, happy birthday!

[ocean pebble]

MURPHY! HELL YEAH!

[elder shale]

resultaten

[sleek coral]

Tch! Only 63k messages from me.

[teal raptor]

I win

ez

[ocean pebble]

Ris is probably the person I have the most messages with

@ember pasture is probably 2nd place

[teal raptor]

I should DM Ris more often

and Vanadis, she cool

[edgy egret]

That picture makes him loot fatter than he actually is I promise lol

[elder shale]

Deo

[edgy egret]

He melts

[elder shale]

We love His Rotund Majesty, you don't need to make up excuses

xd

[wet pollen]

The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't

[sleek coral]

Omg! Floofball, gib... need cuddles... HAAAAAAAA!

I melt

[edgy egret]

He actually is on a diet though lmao

[sleek coral]

He's so fluffy I'm gonna dieeeeee!

[ocean pebble]

I would die for Murphy

[wet pollen]

The sweet furball

[edgy egret]

He is so soft

[wet pollen]

Rub that tummy for us pretty please

Yesss

[ocean pebble]

This server should get a Murphy emoji…

[sleek coral]

https://tenor.com/view/so-fluffy-minions-gif-22773344

[ember pasture]

Someone get Red

[limber fractal]

Thank you for my gift!!! Best birthday ever!

[edgy egret]

He went back to sleep lmao

Should have left the bow on him

[limber fractal]

Don't die plz

[wet pollen]

Yoo happy birthday

[sleek coral]

Wait! When was your bday?

[ocean pebble]

I can’t promise anything

[limber fractal]

Aww thank you, Ris! Happy birthday, right back!

[sleek coral]

No, no! Die of floof! No die in real.

[limber fractal]

Everyday. Happy birthday to you too, Mythos! 🪅

[teal raptor]

REDHOT, HAPPY CAKEDAY!!!

[ocean pebble]

Do the funny

[sleek coral]

Happy birthdayyyyyy

[ocean pebble]

Ping everyone with “happy birthday” and watch the member count drop

[wet pollen]

Off topic is active today

[teal raptor]

HAPPY CAKEDAY, KORVAX!!

[wet pollen]

Love to see it

[ocean pebble]

[elder shale]

While funny, all I'm thinking of is how all of our parents banged at the same time for us to have the same birthday - give or take a couple of years

[limber fractal]

You too, Klinsk! Cake day for everyone! 🍰

[ocean pebble]

[sleek coral]

Murphy? Is this adorable god called Murphy?

[edgy egret]

I like to put my bare feet on his belly too but I'm not posting a foot pic lol

[ocean pebble]

Yes that’s his name

[sleek coral]

I shall erect a statue of Murphy in NMS.

[limber fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/feliz-navidad-merry-christmas-happy-holidays-dancing-santa-claus-gif-15884384

[edgy egret]

He/she looks disappointed lol

[ocean pebble]

Do not post feet pics in public chats online, for your own good.

[edgy egret]

I know lol

[edgy egret]

But I do use that soft belly as a foot warmer because he lets me lmao

[mint spear]

Yes, lock them behind a paywall.

[ocean pebble]

He looks like he’s contemplating whether to bite you or not

[elder shale]

She

[sleek coral]

@limber fractal i stole it

[ocean pebble]

Please don’t do that either

[elder shale]

And no, she's a lovin'

[sleek coral]

[ocean pebble]

Man i’m just not concerned with misgendering a cat, anyways gtg

[mint spear]

Happy Birthday @sleek coral

[ocean pebble]

Ttyl

[inland grotto]

🎵 Yom huledet sameach, yom huledet sameach, yom huledet, yom huledet, yom huledet sameach! 🎵

[edgy egret]

All you guys and normal looking cats lol

[sleek coral]

Happy birthday to you too friend-entity @mint spear

[elder shale]

Likes pets, asks a lot

[edgy egret]

Meanwhile I'm over here with a hairy cheesecake

[sleek coral]

Meanwhile my dog wants to eat me

[elder shale]

Relatable, humans are tasty

Taste like chicken

[edgy egret]

Does she like back pats too? Murphy does

[sleek coral]

Bad pic! He moved. Grah!

[edgy egret]

Lol

[elder shale]

Yep, puts her butt up for back pats

[sleek coral]

Hehehe! He be the derp

[edgy egret]

Is this a blep challenge? Lol

[sleek coral]

Lol

[elder shale]

[edgy egret]

Because I'm gonna win

[elder shale]

I don't have a blep

Unless this counts

She almost bleps

[edgy egret]

Or not because discord is dying on me lol

[sleek coral]

Lol!

[edgy egret]

Murphys bleps are the only thing about him that I will openly brag about with no shame

[sleek coral]

I laughed out hard at that video of Murphy being smacked by the other catto, the other day.

Poor child 🤣🤣🤣

[edgy egret]

Lmao I can't post anymore pictures

Discord bugged out

[elder shale]

You'll have to wait another week for new pictures.

[edgy egret]

He started it lol

[sleek coral]

Oh RIP!

[elder shale]

Or whenever I go to my sister's next lol.

[sleek coral]

He was just... too close. Certainly doesn't care about personal space. Hahahaha!

[wet pollen]

Dat pink nose eeee

[edgy egret]

That's because he was doing it on purpose. He intimidates Felix by standing over him and flexing his size. He doesn't normally get that close lol

Felix was there first

[sleek coral]

Ooh! Lol, Murphy be a tomcat 🤣

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-sleep-cute-boop-gif-5691456

[edgy egret]

Nah it's all for show; that's why he was confused when Felix actually hit him

He rarely ever actually takes a swing at him when he does that

Murphy that is

[sleek coral]

Ah, I see!

How old are the cats?

[edgy egret]

Felix is 11, Murphy is 7, and Miley is like 5

[sleek coral]

Oh wow! Felix is old

[edgy egret]

Yeah he's a grumpy old man lol

[sleek coral]

Still, you're lucky three gods have chosen you as their vassals

[edgy egret]

Lol

[sleek coral]

I jelly

[wet pollen]

The Radar

He snooze

[edgy egret]

They're all rescues except Felix, who was an "oops I didn't get my cat fixed and she got out" kitten

[edgy egret]

That blonde belly...touch it lol

[sleek coral]

Ohh!

[elder shale]

The Rotund Deity

[wet pollen]

Lmao he is not a fan of belly rubs

But I snuck one in yesterday and he allowed it

[sleek coral]

Heck with it, I'm gonna sign a contract with a cat now.

Once I move.

[night bobcat]

Only blood counts

Remember that come promotion day

[wet pollen]

We rescued Radar from our old neighbors, who abandoned him when they moved

[sleek coral]

Ofc!

[edgy egret]

I have no idea how Murphy ended up on the streets as a kitten

[elder shale]

Blood for the Blood God

[edgy egret]

Because he's a mix of two very expensive cat breeds (maine coon and siberian)

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/community-ken-jeong-ben-chang-ill-allow-it-allowed-gif-4468552

[edgy egret]

Some people pay thousands for those breeds

I got him for free lol

[elder shale]

My sister's kitties are street kitties also

[edgy egret]

(We got him DNA tested)

[elder shale]

Marie is a sweetie

[edgy egret]

Rescues are the best

[elder shale]

Toulouse is a rascal bastard who assaults the fridge but also a sweetie

[edgy egret]

But yeah I love it when I (rarely) get asked how much Murphy cost lol

[mint spear]

How much did Murphy cost?

[edgy egret]

Free

[sleek coral]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-fridge-cat-no-way-gif-21065994

[elder shale]

A sacrifice to the Blood God

[edgy egret]

And when people ask where to get one like him, I say the streets because that's where I got him

It's technically not wrong lmao

Also I'm referring to his appearance, not his personality

Because he looks like an expensive breed (although I love all cats; I'm referring to people in the scope of cat breeders, not me)

[sleek coral]

Streets, vets, fancy pet shops, wherever, Murphy is a cat to protecc.

Must protecc floof

[edgy egret]

If he starts shit with Felix I'm just gonna let it happen lol

He's not immune to consequences

[elder shale]

Fuck around & find out

[edgy egret]

Yep

Don't care how cute you are if you're being an ass to another cat lol

But I don't think he'll be messing with Felix again any time soon

[edgy egret]

Lmao get wrecked Murphy

And if anyone here doesn't know the context, just know that I did check his face after and there wasn't a single mark I could find

Also Murphy started it

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/striking-cat-shocked-strike-slap-surprised-gif-14331341

[sleek coral]

Cat's don't usually slap with claws out, unless it's a dire situation. I've heard

Pretty sure Murph didn't get any scratches from those slaps.

[limber fractal]

[limber fractal]

Lol what's that?

[sleek coral]

[inland grotto]

"Happy Birthday" in Hebrew.

[mint spear]

Oh fantastic.

[opaque tartan]

Life is good

[sleek coral]

Absolutely

[ocean pebble]

I hath returned

And it would appear chat has died down yet again

[slender quartz]

Finally warm enough to paint, but now it's too windy.

Now the chat is dead.

[zenith pebble]

chat was just out at lunch maybe

[teal raptor]

🙂

[wet pollen]

Chat having a little siesta

[opaque tartan]

It never dies it just gets nervous talking to you and starts to blush

[zenith pebble]

klinsk friend!

[opaque tartan]

Itsa time to celebratio

[mint spear]

What you celebrating?

[zenith pebble]

the ratio

[elder shale]

gib

[opaque tartan]

New job, amazing lady in my life that doesn't let me be a dickhead, amazing friends

[opaque tartan]

The perfect ratio

[mint spear]

Ah dude, I'm happy for you.

[zenith pebble]

thats on the up and up

[opaque tartan]

Sans anyfuckinjawn

[opaque tartan]

Fo sho dude

[zenith pebble]

u

[opaque tartan]

Sorry

Went Vasco there

[zenith pebble]

why?

why sory

[opaque tartan]

So here's the deal, gib your soul and I gib animool

[opaque tartan]

Corrected sho to who

[zenith pebble]

ahh ok cool

[wet pollen]

Happy for you! Cheers

[opaque tartan]

Thank you gorgeous

[humble marsh]

That's great, happy for you

[humble marsh]

but why are you eating on lego

drinking

I'm stupid

[zenith pebble]

where u seein food at coyoti 😂

[humble marsh]

😔

[zenith pebble]

lol its ok

[elder shale]

done

[humble marsh]

damn you didn't even hesitate

[opaque tartan]

@zenith pebble @humble marsh well it's kinda food

[elder shale]

i'm already dead inside so he's not getting much

[lucid granite]

hey yall guess who has a job interview today

[elder shale]

you

[lucid granite]

yep!

[elder shale]

good luck

[lucid granite]

thanks

im incredibly nervous about it

😌

[elder shale]

you'll ace it

[lucid granite]

sure hope so

[spiral zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/moving-on-up-jefferson-george-gif-14786249

[lucid granite]

turns out when my place of work permanently shuts down i have to find a new job??

[opaque tartan]

Get in!

2023 might not be so shit after all

[wet pollen]

You got this

We back you up 100%

[lucid granite]

i'll use you guys as my reference

[wet pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/go-bun-bunny-cheer-bunbun-gif-13519018

[mint spear]

One of the old admins got one of the other old admins to do exactly that.

[humble marsh]

Just... not me, ok?

[lucid granite]

too late, you're names already signed on the reference

you will be contacted in 2-3 business days

[mint spear]

Thank you coyoti, you're so kind and helpful.

[devout sphinx]

Do I need familiar role to change my nickname

[zenith pebble]

is this on a Mon-Fri schedule?

[mint spear]

Nah I think he wants to change his name for the weekends too.

[lucid granite]

the job im applying for?

[zenith pebble]

no i meant about the 2-3 business days

[lucid granite]

ohh

i forgot i said that

nah it's a mondays only sorta business

[zenith pebble]

anyways youve got the juice fire goose!

[lucid granite]

my juice will astound them

[humble marsh]

yw

[zenith pebble]

new job SONO <= ???

[lucid granite]

i sure hope so

seems like a pretty nice place to work

[zenith pebble]

thats what we needed the business days for

new job SONO <= 2-3 business days

[zenith pebble]

what is their product?

[lucid granite]

they distribute gold and silver i believe

[humble marsh]

No bronze???

[lucid granite]

well im not really sure what their full catalogue is

[zenith pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/bumble-rudolph-the-red-nosed-gif-23870594

nope youre gunna get interview by yukon cornelius and hes gunna say this about u

[eternal thorn]

I want new job

One that pays me

[zenith pebble]

go on and get it gurl

[eternal thorn]

Preferably over $30 an hour

But idk what pays that much for accounting experience

[zenith pebble]

dang i wonder what i make per hour

[eternal thorn]

I just wanna make more than $40k a year so that I can live

[zenith pebble]

How much does a Junior Accountant make in Pennsylvania? The average Junior Accountant salary in Pennsylvania is $60,083 as of March 28, 2023, but the range typically falls between $54,693 and $66,203.

60k def more than 40k

[humble marsh]

Wait...

Yup, it's more then 40k

[zenith pebble]

i always forget if coyoti is 11 or 20

[humble marsh]

um

[lucid granite]

that sounds like a dream

unfortunately im a teenager and have no expectations of a job that high paying

[elder shale]

89

[maiden seal]

lol

[elder shale]

Couldn't tell you how much I make per hour, I'd have to math

[zenith pebble]

id have to look up what my salary was first

[elder shale]

[zenith pebble]

[eternal thorn]

I'm not in Pennsylvania

[elder shale]

When we moving in together foxie, it's the economic thing to do

[wet pollen]

You going prospectin'?

https://tenor.com/view/ua-fair-banks-mine-gold-mine-gif-10157925

[eternal thorn]

And at an auto dealership in Washington, if you're not paid on salary or commission, you're fucked

I'm paid hourly

[elder shale]

[lucid granite]

there's gold in them rocks

[eternal thorn]

I've pushed for manager work before, that didn't go anywhere
I've asked for more pay, and was told this rate is where they feel we should be at

[zenith pebble]

i know idk why google gave me PA specifically. i was just using it as a quick reference.

[eternal thorn]

Then realized I don't wanna spend my life at an auto dealership so I don't have any drive to push for higher positions here

[flat echo]

Afternoon yall

[eternal thorn]

Salesmen suck to be around too

[zenith pebble]

are you coming to the states or am i coming to portugal?

[eternal thorn]

All I've learned is that a car salesman views everyone that comes thru as a paycheck

And if you're not a high enough budget, skip

[zenith pebble]

thats sales!

[humble marsh]

Code's too smart to come to the states so you're moving to portugal

[elder shale]

whatever works broski

I'll fix you a job at NATO

no jk

[zenith pebble]

welll... all my doctors are here

[elder shale]

I do have a friend that works for the EU like directly

[eternal thorn]

Fix me a job at NASA plz

[elder shale]

more accurately the European Omission

Commission too

[eternal thorn]

The Omission Commission

[elder shale]

I'll go over there then

Oh god time to become American

[eternal thorn]

I'm so sorry

[zenith pebble]

youll like it maybe?

[wet pollen]

Here you'll need this 🍔

[elder shale]

But it'd be cool

I'd be visiting all my American friends

Which is definitely happening one way or the other

[pure sapphire]

Is it a normal skill to be able to pick through multiple overlapping voices and follow one specific person's words and determine the number of people speaking at once

[eternal thorn]

Tfw burgers aren't American

[teal raptor]

anyone here who can read Japanese?

[pure sapphire]

I'm sitting here waiting to talk with my supervisor while six people are talking in the next room over and I can follow each of em lol

[eternal thorn]

Read, yes
Understand, no

[humble marsh]

I do not trust anyone who willingly goes to the US

[wet pollen]

We'll just rename them Freedom Burgers

[pure sapphire]

I love the US

[teal raptor]

and your Belgian friend?

I wanna visit Ris 😭

[eternal thorn]

I might like the US if it didn't suck

[wet pollen]

Yo I hear you guys have good waffles

[teal raptor]

yup

[mint spear]

Too many of you here I'd like to meet.

[wet pollen]

Give pls

[mint spear]

Which is I won't ever meet any of you.

Too many.

[teal raptor]

I wanna meet RedHot

[elder shale]

Come to Orotufal

[still tartan]

someone say waffles?

[elder shale]

oh ffs

[eternal thorn]

All expenses paid trip to Dittos house

[wet pollen]

I did

[elder shale]

Portugal*

[still tartan]

road triiiip

[teal raptor]

Orotufal

[still tartan]

lolll

[teal raptor]

DISCORD MEETING

[wet pollen]

We gotta do it in space tho

Bc NMS

[elder shale]

I'll buy you beer, just give me a couch to crash

[teal raptor]

all aboard the Ariane 5

[eternal thorn]

I will not buy you a beer

[elder shale]

Without helmets

[teal raptor]

Sagres?

[mint spear]

Can share bed with me and my wife.

[elder shale]

No, whatever beer Ditto has over there

[eternal thorn]

But I might cry since I have barely any irl friends

[teal raptor]

Singh

[eternal thorn]

[zenith pebble]

new addition to the code collection

[elder shale]

I didn't want to impose but that sounds like an excellent idea

[wet pollen]

We'll all cry together

[eternal thorn]

Orotufal is just offal mispelled

[elder shale]

I love you man

[zenith pebble]

Orotufal sounds like a NMS galaxy

[elder shale]

WE ALL LIFT TOGETHER

sorry

[humble marsh]

ffs that's also what I thought of when I saw that

[elder shale]

HG should hire me, my typos provide content for years

[zenith pebble]

wow ceryn i consider you to be a real life friend

[eternal thorn]

We have never met

[wet pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/warframe-we-all-lift-together-gif-19925077

[eternal thorn]

And you're in Pennsylvania

[elder shale]

Why does Sylvania have a pen

[zenith pebble]

Ohoje another galaxy soundin name

[humble marsh]

You haven't met Faux, but Faux has met you

[wet pollen]

The Ohio galaxy

[eternal thorn]

Seems a lil faux if you ask me

[elder shale]

Faux pas

[eternal thorn]

I tell funny jokes

Laugh damn it

[zenith pebble]

sylvania the light bulb manufacturer?

[elder shale]

Sure

[zenith pebble]

what does the pen look like is it cool?

[humble marsh]

What kind of sick person remembers the names of light bulb manufacturers

[elder shale]

It's

[wet pollen]

Pencil veiny uh

[elder shale]

not as cool a you

as

[zenith pebble]

no u

[humble marsh]

not as cool a you 😔

[elder shale]

beakno

[still tartan]

I need to go get breakfast before I die brb

[eternal thorn]

Wait are you saying this because we have the same name

[wet pollen]

Pls consume yummy food, enjoy

[elder shale]

Please don't die fren, eat well

[zenith pebble]

in the great city of fill uh dell fee uh

[wet pollen]

Lol

[eternal thorn]

O no not the Dell fees

[elder shale]

Dell fees

[zenith pebble]

no because internet friends are real friends

[eternal thorn]

Just when you thought you were done paying off your Dell

[zenith pebble]

CHRISTOPHER

[eternal thorn]

Oh poor guy

He's a Christopher

[elder shale]

Y'all are so good to me I actually tear up

[zenith pebble]

[humble marsh]

Christopher? Is that like a Philosopher?

[wet pollen]

Don't tear him up guys, he's made of fabric

[eternal thorn]

The amount of times I've been called Christopher when I'm not a Christopher is immense

[zenith pebble]

you said we have the same name

[eternal thorn]

Well we don't now

I lied

[wet pollen]

Harry Potter and the Christopher's Stone

[zenith pebble]

now ive doxxed myself

[eternal thorn]

[elder shale]

Christopher

You're a cutie

[eternal thorn]

Wait a second

I was bullied by a Christopher in elementary school

[humble marsh]

Do any Warframe players know where I can get Argon Crystals quickly?

[eternal thorn]

Is that you

[elder shale]

Void

[wet pollen]

So was my brother 👀

[humble marsh]

Well yes but

[elder shale]

Run Teshub, search every nook and cranny

Or Teshib

[humble marsh]

I have been running teshub 😔

[elder shale]

Or whatever

but have you searched every orokin and cranny

nook*

Freudian slip

[eternal thorn]

I'm your brother?

[wet pollen]

Woah

[humble marsh]

o no, Faux is spreading 😔

Not all too bad though 😳

[elder shale]

Dagoth Faux

[zenith pebble]

[humble marsh]

What a fool we were, he's a god 😭

[elder shale]

[eternal thorn]

The only chance someone could be my sibling is if by chance they don't know who their dad is

[elder shale]

I'm your brother from another mother

[humble marsh]

Ceryn's dad was Mr Worldwide

[eternal thorn]

I know who my dad is

[zenith pebble]

Dale!

[eternal thorn]

But its not like he was with only my mom

[humble marsh]

Yes but

How would he get to portugal otherwise

[eternal thorn]

He was a marine

[zenith pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-worldwide-pitbull-gif-12198764

[eternal thorn]

So he did travel

[zenith pebble]

portugal has at least one airport im sure just fly

[wet pollen]

Where's Mr. Worldtall

[elder shale]

Out of the top of my head, at least 5

[humble marsh]

Wtf Perrin Sequence wants one forma to rank up

Scammers 😭

[elder shale]

And a NATO base in the Azores

[eternal thorn]

To Partner?

[humble marsh]

Senior Associate

[eternal thorn]

Ah

[zenith pebble]

oh yeah i want to go to the azores

[eternal thorn]

Feel like all the syndicates want a forma at some point

[elder shale]

One forma not a lot but I guess it depends where you're at

[zenith pebble]

they have a normal airport too i think

[humble marsh]

I mean, it's not but

I want my forma for other stuff

[eternal thorn]

Don't worry, Partner will just ask for a rare prime part is all

[zenith pebble]

too bad

[still tartan]

All I want is more dogs

[elder shale]

I just buy them from market

[eternal thorn]

Kavats better than kubrow

Fight me

[elder shale]

Would you like my Vulpaphyla

[still tartan]

I don’t have kavats and I will throw hands

[humble marsh]

Oh right, I was meaning to ask you

You said you only sell prime parts worth 10 plat or more, ceryn

[eternal thorn]

Get kavats

[wet pollen]

When they add cross-platform trading I'll give you some plat for doggo slots

[elder shale]

I try very hard not to call it Vulva

[eternal thorn]

Correct

[humble marsh]

How the hell did you find anything worth 10 plat or more???

[still tartan]

[elder shale]

You can invite her

[eternal thorn]

By playing the game

[humble marsh]

I searched warframe.market intensely

[eternal thorn]

Remember the market is player controlled, prices fluctuate

[humble marsh]

I found nothing worth that much

[eternal thorn]

Anything that's common or old might not sell for much

Anything that's new or vaulted sells well

[humble marsh]

I'll just keep cracking relics, I guess

[eternal thorn]

I somewhat realize that I enjoy giving help for Warframe

That's weird

[still tartan]

I have a bunch of relics too

pls carry me through missions thanks

[elder shale]

I'm watching TLOU

but can play after if anyone's down

[eternal thorn]

At work

[humble marsh]

tfw I forgot to mod my frame

[mint spear]

I'd play Warframe but I just don't want to.

[elder shale]

But

What if its playing Warframe with me

[eternal thorn]

Same

[still tartan]

blocked and reported

[eternal thorn]

I lack motivation

[mint spear]

My existing account is my old real name and I dunno if I wanna start over.

[still tartan]

blocked and reported

[eternal thorn]

Depression takes all of my motivation away

Even working out is hard

[humble marsh]

"Even" acting like it isn't usually hard

smh

[eternal thorn]

Working out feels great too

I enjoy it

But I lose motivation to keep it up

[elder shale]

Do you like my Revenant drip

[still tartan]

seasonal depression is still kicking my ass tbh

should be spring by now but nooo

[eternal thorn]

Beefy

Wide shoulders

[still tartan]

black and gold >>>

[eternal thorn]

Not my preferred color palette but to each their own

[elder shale]

Anxiety for me, this year's been a crazy rollercoaster. We ballin' tho, taking it one day at a time

[humble marsh]

My frames look ugly

[wet pollen]

You can change your name on the website

[humble marsh]

in exchange for platinum

[eternal thorn]

Yea for 200 plat

[wet pollen]

Yep

[still tartan]

hell yeah 🫂 not having a good time lately but we gettin through it

[elder shale]

I can give you the plat, Ditto

[wet pollen]

Better alternative than starting over if you've invested much time into it

[humble marsh]

I love warframe, but it's kinda predatory at times

[mint spear]

I'm only M3 tbh. Probably won't hurt too much to start over now I think about it a little more.

[humble marsh]

We all know what the "50% discount on your next platinum purchase" is meant for

[elder shale]

If you wait for Duviri, you can start there

[mint spear]

When is that?

[elder shale]

26th

[mint spear]

Oh next week. Ok may as well just wait until then.

Added it to my calendar cause I'll forget.

[elder shale]

Yey

[humble marsh]

I'm so stupid, I was confused why you said next week

clearly I don't know how long a week is

[elder shale]

Good job, Coyo

You're 10% Coder now

[mint spear]

🙌

[humble marsh]

Frost Spectre is killing me

I just wanna do Second Dream 😔

[elder shale]

Stay frosty

What frame are ya using

[eternal thorn]

Duviri releases on a specific person's birthday so I probably won't be playing it on launch day

[elder shale]

Releases on my dad's birthday

[mint spear]

Is it Code's Dad?

[eternal thorn]

I didn't marry your dad

[humble marsh]

Valkyr

[elder shale]

Oh

OK well I'm never forgetting Moon's bday lol

[eternal thorn]

Lol

[elder shale]

Mmm specters aren't that hard

Usually

Make sure you're modded a bit

[humble marsh]

They shouldn't be, but I'm bad at video games

[pure sapphire]

I'm beeing held hostage

She is on my backpack

[elder shale]

You could say you're bee-ing

held hostage

[pure sapphire]

I did

[elder shale]

Oh wait you said that

[pure sapphire]

[elder shale]

Damn it

[humble marsh]

Alright he's dead

I'm never crafting Frost

terrible frame, 0/10

[elder shale]

Is that a wasp, that doesn't look like a bee

[pure sapphire]

No she's not a wasp

[eternal thorn]

Are junctions solo only?

[humble marsh]

I think? Idk

[pure sapphire]

Certainly a bee, wasps aren't fuzzy and are far more pointy and segmented

[eternal thorn]

Because I can unalive a frost spectre easy

[still tartan]

you better beehive yourself

sorry bad pun i apollengize

[humble marsh]

Oh I did it now

[elder shale]

I uh

[pure sapphire]

I can't move and go back to the dorm unless she leaves 😭

[humble marsh]

Instead of doing the fun new quest I unlocked, I'm going back to teshub

[elder shale]

I unalived my last junction in like 2 seconds, it was funny, it was still ragdolling in the cutscene

[still tartan]

must be nice

my warframe friends took me to the big money Index thing and I died twice, no kills 😂 I was being bullied

which I deserved but tbf I’m a support class 😤

[elder shale]

Index is windex

[humble marsh]

Dear Lotus, if this is a grineer node then why are there Corprus???

[elder shale]

I can help if want

[eternal thorn]

At some point I need to get around to doing a hour long index run for the poster

I want my John Prodman poster

[elder shale]

Might be an invasion

[humble marsh]

No, just regular ol teshub

[elder shale]

Oh

It not a grinder node, it's a void node

I can type

[humble marsh]

But lotus keeps talking about the grinner

grinnier

[elder shale]

Lotus is special

[humble marsh]

I wish I could replace Lotus with Ordis

[mint spear]

I wish I knew what these words mean.

[eternal thorn]

John Prodman is hilarious too
For those that don't know, there was an old video someone recorded of a single Corpus prodman that soloed an infested boss many years back.
DE saw it and canonized that prodman as John Prodman, who you can fight in the index after staying in Index for an hour

[elder shale]

Yes

Clem is also a meme turned into a character in the game

[eternal thorn]

Love it when a company makes fan stuff canon

Much like Bungie with how various people play D2

[humble marsh]

who is Cressa Tal again?

They showed up on my screen and summoned a bunch of balls

[elder shale]

Uh

Might be the New Loka chick

[spiral zephyr]

I had to check the date, see if you were my niece

[eternal thorn]

Theres lore of a guardian repeatedly jumping off a ledge to his death over and over again, confusing the hell out of his ghost. Only reason he was doing it was because it "wasn't quite right yet"

[humble marsh]

I'm friends with New Loka though

[elder shale]

Hello

Oh she's the Steel Meridian chick

They sent balls because you're not friends with them

I don't recommend pledging to New Loka but uh, up to you

[eternal thorn]

Steel Meridian summons balls to fight you

Balls of Steel

[elder shale]

Nice

[humble marsh]

I pledged to the um the Perrin Sequence, but they're friends with Loka

[elder shale]

Oh

[humble marsh]

Mods take priority over ethics, ok

[elder shale]

If you pledge to Steel Meridian you can level 4 syndicates at the same time

Just uh

gotta swap now and then and be careful

[zenith pebble]

google lens says it is a bee

[eternal thorn]

Far as I'm concerned the only morally correct Syndicates are Steel Meridian, Perrin Sequence, Arbiters of Hexis, and Cephalon Suda to an extent

If Steel Meridian and Perrin Sequence could shut the hell up and work together that'd be great.

[humble marsh]

Neat, I got a whip stance

[zenith pebble]

now you just need the nae nae stance

[eternal thorn]

Steel Meridian: free the enslaved and fight to keep them free
Perrin Sequence: steal enemy funds and help the free establish their economy

[elder shale]

I like

[zenith pebble]

is everyone in here framin' now?

[elder shale]

All of them except

Loka and Perrin

In watching TLOU Foxie

I'm

[zenith pebble]

should i get HBO and watch it? or the game and play it?

[elder shale]

Uh

I never played the game so can't say

Lie the show tho

love

[humble marsh]

I think instead of getting HBO, you should get Bugsnax

[zenith pebble]

its a highly rated game and the remaster is out

[humble marsh]

better investment imo

[zenith pebble]

yooo bugsnax

[elder shale]

Bugsnax

[zenith pebble]

maybe if its a free ps+ game

[humble marsh]

Bugsnax is unironically one of the best games I've ever played

[elder shale]

Do you snax bugs

[zenith pebble]

i need to get back on my fall guys grind

[elder shale]

or do the bugs snax

[mint spear]

I thought it was gunna be a cute game about photography and exploration.

😐

Definitely not what I thought it were gunna be.

[zenith pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/bugs-nax-wee-mewon-gif-26092503

[elder shale]

lmao

mood

[eternal thorn]

Bugsnax is definitely a game for kids for sure

All ages, totally safe

[elder shale]

What's uh

[pure sapphire]

Borb nest

Children

[elder shale]

What's wrong with it

[eternal thorn]

[pure sapphire]

I will kidnap bebe

[humble marsh]

Nothing, it's just a silly little game

[elder shale]

DonOT

[humble marsh]

trust me

[elder shale]

I'm never gonna play it so tell me

[zenith pebble]

Bugsnax free with PS+ Extra

[humble marsh]

um

It's tough to explain and I'm bad at words

[zenith pebble]

but i have PS+ Essential

idk if i wanna upgrade just for da snax

[elder shale]

Snax on the snax

[humble marsh]

It's free with gamepass as well

[pure sapphire]

Mom and dad birb

House finches

[elder shale]

I'm only seeing one birb

[pure sapphire]

There are two

The new discord image format just cuts one off because they don't show the whole image

Very stupid

[elder shale]

oe

[pure sapphire]

I hate New Discord

[elder shale]

i see it now

it looked like a branch

lol

[pure sapphire]

They're feeding the babies through the little grate

Because too many people are using the pedestrian bridge lol

[elder shale]

@humble marsh Still hunting Argon?

[humble marsh]

Nope

I only needed one

I'm doing Second Dream rn

[elder shale]

Oe

Well

I wanted to play with you

Enjoy Second Dream, is a great quest

[humble marsh]

The cinematic was hype

[teal raptor]

https://youtu.be/GgzsyQds7G4

[zenith pebble]

the bird the bird the bird is the word ba ba ba the bird the bird the bird is the wo...

[lucid granite]

GOT THE JOB

[scarlet gorge]

Slay 💅

[zenith pebble]

SONO NO MORE

[elder shale]

Grats, I'm so happy for you

[zenith pebble]

GET GOOSED

[still tartan]

lets goooo

[humble marsh]

congratsulationz

[lucid granite]

Thanks yall

[teal raptor]

yaaaaaaaaaaay

[dry bison]

What is your new title?

Senior Master Chief Executive Supervising Manager?

That's the title I want.

SMCESM for short

[scarlet gorge]

He’s co head of the sales department with me 😌

[opaque tartan]

@tacit girder

@dusty magnet

[dusty magnet]

ayyyee

that looks fun as shit

[opaque tartan]

Right

[steady vale]

My cat ran into the closet to sing

She scream
Cause I told her no

[opaque tartan]

Defiance

[dry bison]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-gif-10464839

[humble marsh]

Sounds like a very cat thing to do

[dry bison]

Some cats just gotta sing

[opaque tartan]

A photo my friend took

[opaque tartan]

I know you sang Mumbles, you're gonna be sleepin with tha fishes

[dry bison]

I SET FIYAAAR TO THE RAAAAIN

[opaque tartan]

Should I give up

Or should I just keep changing pavements

[steady vale]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-bird-dog-doge-puppy-gif-21217951

[primal kelp]

cat

[humble marsh]

gasp

you're back!

[steady vale]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-smile-funny-gif-25516326

[humble marsh]

help

jazz music is playing

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-cat-wink-heart-gif-14670018

[steady vale]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-happy-smile-doggo-funny-animals-gif-9735088

[elder shale]

[steady vale]

Snoozy floof

[elder shale]

THE FLOOF

[steady vale]

Sry

THE snoozy floof

https://tenor.com/view/owl-owl-hat-tiny-hat-fluffy-pet-gif-4914513

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/chouette-santa-hat-gif-14143275

[lime sand]

@mortal holly @still tartan

Can see veins and capillaries

This is why the sun hurts

[still tartan]

Phlebotomists must love you gd

My veins are buried because northern heritage I am also white as wonderbread

[lime sand]

Yeah... I have 0 cold tolerance

[mortal holly]

@lime sand

[lime sand]

At the wrist, if I extend it a certain way, you can SEE my vein pulse

[lime sand]

TRANSLUCENCY GANG

[mortal holly]

Lol clear through.

Lol if I pump up a vein for a blood draw every single time they say the same thing: Well this'll be easy.

[lime sand]

Oh man, I have options to give for them!

I'm like " you can check: here or here or here or here or here"

And if you're bored of that arm...

[lime sand]

Kitti!

[zenith pebble]

my boy Max

[lime sand]

This was my Rescue girl. Russian Blue. Sadly passed due to Carbon Monoxide

(as she lays on my luggage, preventing me leaving)

[still tartan]

Aww, sweetie.

[lime sand]

Small cat. Loved her. Could read her like a book. Hated to be picked up, and would walk circles around you while you petted her. Such an angel

[steady vale]

Moody boy

I saw that growly vid you posted, he's so precious

[spiral zephyr]

Meow shall not pass

[pure sapphire]

Successfully kidnapped a few jumping spiders

I'll see which adjust to captivity best and let the others go

All female

[lime sand]

Nice!!!!

Jumping spiders are adorable

Still would love to adopt a Maine coon

[zenith pebble]

he is 🙂 i love him very much

[pure sapphire]

Biggest one

[steady vale]

Neat

[pure sapphire]

Equal size, seem to be same species(?)

Tiniest fellow

[steady vale]

I love them all

[pure sapphire]

Me too lol, already

Here's a bunny I saw while spider kidnapping

And here's a leggy lady

[steady vale]

Pretty lady

[pure sapphire]

Gotta find some stuff to put in the jumpers' temporary housing lol

I caught one of them in a discarded reusable tea bag I found outside, conveniently right next to where she was chilling 😂

She seems to like climbing on it

[steady vale]

You might like my Destiny 2 sparrow

[primal kelp]

thats a spider

[limber fractal]

oooh that's awesome! love it

[night bobcat]

Goons I swear

[dry bison]

my mind thought that was a new NMS spaceship

flying cosmic spiders seems to be the art direction ships are going

[tacit girder]

Oh wow, that looks stunning

Would love to give that a shot

i've seen plenty of people customize those scramblers into amazing builds

simpler times. wish i could go back.

this was just over a year ago. how can this feel so nostalgic?

maybe because so much happened between then and now.

man, nostalgia is an odd concept.

alright, enough 3AM life questions, goodnight all

[dry bison]

I had KFC for supper and I gotta say...I feel gross.

Like...I feel like I filled myself with garbage and my body just wants to get rid of it

[dry bison]

Iowa getting fuckin weird now with child labor laws relaxing like crazy

[steady vale]

Yeah. KFC is absolutely disgusting.

[dry bison]

what the fuuuuck

Fox and Dominion reached a $787 Million settlement

Which means fox is never on the record as having done anything wrong, doesn't have to provide discovery and can continue as-is with its bullshittery

[steady vale]

https://tenor.com/view/fox-smile-happy-gif-15872305

I wouldn't sue a fox

They're too cute

[humble marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/fox-gif-25500376

Happy fox gifs is my favorite genre of discord gifs

https://tenor.com/view/fox-cute-adorable-gif-15311172

[steady vale]

giggly screeching lil weirdos