off-topic-bond-james-bond

[winter dagger]

One of the living rooms of all time

[limber fractal]

ngl. major living room envy. not just kitty envy 100/10 looks so darn cozy

[teal raptor]

REDHOT ❤️

my Valentine

[winter dagger]

Yo mama

My valentine

[teal raptor]

😭

[edgy egret]

Lol

[winter dagger]

Dog

Fuck

Not dog

Cat

[edgy egret]

HAHA

[limber fractal]

Hi Klinks Happy valentine's and non-valentine's day, whichever you prefer

[teal raptor]

I have a date tonight

[limber fractal]

So friggin adorable. What a care free zero fudges given fluff ball.

[teal raptor]

welp, more like going out with a friend who I hope is also into me

[edgy egret]

Oh it's that day? Meh

[limber fractal]

Aww that's wonderful! I hope you have a lovely time. Even if you just remain friends

[winter dagger]

Same

Guess who

[edgy egret]

Just another work day for me

[winter dagger]

[teal raptor]

I miss being loved 😭

[winter dagger]

Oh

W

[limber fractal]

[zenith pebble]

[limber fractal]

How you been feeling Fauxie? @zenith pebble

Did you talk to the boss? Is he letting you work part time?

[pulsar verge]

Hiiii Red Happy Valentine's!

[rotund finch]

Lol those emoji

[elder shale]

HVD @limber fractal

[winter dagger]

HOT VEGETABLE DIP?!?!

[primal kelp]

[ember pasture]

Happy no bitches day lol

[teal raptor]

happy reported day

[primal kelp]

you can have a platonic valentines

[teal raptor]

platonic bad

[ember pasture]

[primal kelp]

im fine without a valentines

[mint spear]

Nobody deserves you anyway. 😔

[limber fractal]

Hi Vanadis! (Sorry I missed this earlier). I hope you're having a lovely day

[limber fractal]

Feliz día de valentine, Code! Would you like a valentine latte?

https://tenor.com/view/valentines-day-happy-valentines-valentine-vday-happy-vday-gif-20277977

[winter dagger]

Dont have to remind me

😭

[winter dagger]

Cuz you ain't GOT NONE

[ember pasture]

[winter dagger]

Gato

[verbal pelican]

Stop giving your love away. Mine =_=

[teal raptor]

what's love got to do with it, do with iiiiit

[tacit girder]

if an explosion happens today somewhere in the Netherlands, it wasn't me

i am trying to replace my ceiling light but what the hell

of course i don't have the regular connections like everyone has but some sort of 230V transformer that is everything but understandable

what the hell

It doesn't even have a ground wire

[raw charm]

Happy Valentine day, friends

[elder shale]

Yes pls

sorry for late reply, got an API on fire today

[edgy egret]

@limber fractal trying to hide his blep again

[hard vine]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhFPfIUw0Fk&t=73s u just had to say the specific like "echoes from the past" and my brain just pinged this @sleek coral

instantly

[sleek coral]

LOL!

[hard vine]

my brain is random

[sleek coral]

Ooh it’s very nice

[primal kelp]

[mint spear]

O_O

No thanks.

Can imagine being chased by noo noo before he trips you over and strangles you with his hose.

Whilst the teletubbies run in from the distance shousting about tubby custard before mutilating your body and turning you in to the smiling sun.

[teal raptor]

Leisure Suit Larry collection is available for free on Fanatical if anyone's interested

it may be region-locked

alright I'm off to the city

have a good one, guys!!

[icy sparrow]

hi doc

[elder shale]

Well

didn't need that image

[glass belfry]

How you guys enjoying valentines day so far, im chilling at the restaurant rn

[primal kelp]

https://fxtwitter.com/discord/status/1625525384199520264?t=rrBOwsb-kaqFl1cA-vx3xQ&s=19

[elder shale]

Going out with a friend and that's about it

Celebrate all kinds of love, not just romantic love

Currently tho, I'm at work

An API is on fire and I wanna murder our tester

[mint spear]

I'm cooking my wife a steak dinner.

[elder shale]

Can your wife's husband's boyfriend join

[mint spear]

Yep. Come when you are finished working.

[elder shale]

Bet

[mint spear]

🙌

[night bobcat]

Whoa, feed him first

[mint spear]

ROFL

omfg

[primal kelp]

damn

[zenith pebble]

i will be cooking myself an air filet for dinner

[elder shale]

Lmfao

[elder shale]

a what

[zenith pebble]

a nothing, or ill order myself delivery

[elder shale]

Eat, Foxie

[zenith pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/treat-yo-self-treat-your-self-parks-and-rec-parks-and-recreation-aziz-ansari-gif-5281896

[elder shale]

Pls

[zenith pebble]

i will lol

as i play wizard game

first game to really hook me in some time tbh

[elder shale]

Nice

Getting it too eventually

[ruby bay]

I want a leatherman

[night bobcat]

@mint spear is a leatherman

[limber fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/pouring-love-gif-25201283

[limber fractal]

he feeling shy for a change

[ruby bay]

?

[elder shale]

HVD, Donna!

Giving everyone flowers today

[limber fractal]

Thank you!!! Flowers are lovely

[elder shale]

[limber fractal]

[elder shale]

[primal kelp]

ill give flour

https://tenor.com/view/bobarens-flour-sope-soap-defeated-by-scran-gif-21834899

[verbal pelican]

Good. Give me. I’ll bake you somethin sweet.

[verbal pelican]

HVD 2u2! ❤️

[limber fractal]

Ceryn will love that

[limber fractal]

Oooh what's that made of?

HVD seriously sounds like an issue of medical concern

[verbal pelican]

Heh victoria sponge with jam and cream.

This was last year tho.

[verbal pelican]

Didn’t want to say anything mean to Vasco on V Day. :x

[zenith pebble]

i should bake more

[verbal pelican]

What kind of baked stuff do you enjoy?

To eat ie

Oh, is that Tycho on your head, heh, cute

[elder shale]

That's nuts!

[elder shale]

Lmao

I got tired of saying the full thing

[verbal pelican]

I got tired of looking at the colour pink and red, the past week.

[limber fractal]

Wow you made that?

[elder shale]

How do you get tired of seeing the colour Red

[verbal pelican]

Yes, maam

[elder shale]

RED

[limber fractal]

In stores?

[primal kelp]

got a case of hvd 🤒

[zenith pebble]

i bake macarons

[elder shale]

Jesus, that's really good. Now I want daily cake pics

[primal kelp]

idk why i keep accidentally posting that purple heart

[humble marsh]

'ornin'

[ruby bay]

Leatherman or Victorinox?

[verbal pelican]

Yeah. It’s been everywhere since Jan. kinda ridiculous.

[limber fractal]

There needs to be a funny looking HVD test meme showing positive

[elder shale]

I don't know what you're asking

[zenith pebble]

i bought a really nice red miltipen/pencil

[ruby bay]

Multitools

[humble marsh]

Leatherman sounds like a shit superhero

[verbal pelican]

Awh with a heart on a litmus paper.

[elder shale]

Elaborate

[limber fractal]

Omg you do for realzies? Are we talking about the macarons I'm thinking of tho? With almond flour type dealio, and filling in the middle?

[verbal pelican]

Wait what kind of sample is required for this.. test

[limber fractal]

Saliva? Dunno

[ruby bay]

Leatherman is the one with pliers and Victorinox is a swiss army knife

[elder shale]

Do you need these tools

[verbal pelican]

What macarons are you thinking off? French President? :p

[limber fractal]

There's gotta be some form of biological fluid involved I'd assume?

[elder shale]

Lmfao

[limber fractal]

Blood matches better tho cuz it's red

[primal kelp]

stab test i can get behind

[limber fractal]

Lmao there are macarrones made with coconut stuff

[ruby bay]

Edc

[primal kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/killed-em-hold-this-stabbed-gif-14017151

[limber fractal]

[elder shale]

I get out of the office: warm
I get out of subway 10 minutes later: cold

[verbal pelican]

Like fairy cakes, or coconut flavoured macarons?

[elder shale]

Fuck you Magnus

[humble marsh]

What is this convo, me confused

[limber fractal]

Fairy cakes? No. Let me find you a picture that'll speak better words than moi

[primal kelp]

hi confused

[verbal pelican]

Yespls and thx

[ruby bay]

Anyone have a leatherman?

[primal kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/e22-macaron-macarons-macaroon-macaroons-gif-19095594

macarons look like a coloured chicken sandwich

[limber fractal]

These, which are macaroons, but some ppl confuse them with the other type

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/emmanuel-macron-emmanuel-macron-gif-21669151

Prefer this macaron

[humble marsh]

I want to eat more macarons but vegan ones are rare

[primal kelp]

french

[elder shale]

(the joke is that his name is Macron)

[night bobcat]

I don't get it

[limber fractal]

I like both types for the record. Almond flour based with filling, and the coconut type

[verbal pelican]

Ooo I have had these. Didn’t know they are also called macaroons.

[elder shale]

I'm not even particularly a fan, has neo-piberal tendencies

Liberal

[verbal pelican]

He is French. Now let’s laugh.

[limber fractal]

So nom

[humble marsh]

Macarons???

[elder shale]

[primal kelp]

the french are great

[humble marsh]

sacre bleu

[elder shale]

I can't diss the French

[primal kelp]

they gave us french fries and french toast

[elder shale]

I work for a French bank and they treat me very well

[elder shale]

Fun fact: French fries are originally from Belgium

[humble marsh]

But you live in portugal, how is that possible?

[night bobcat]

French banks are like normal banks, but with tongue

[primal kelp]

the french are everywhere

they are in your closet rn

[elder shale]

Do uh... do you need me to explain how globalisation works

[primal kelp]

explain starting from the industrial revolution

[elder shale]

Oh no thank you

I get riled up

The only riling I want today is Ditto's

[humble marsh]

I've heard of it, but it makes no sense. The earth's not a globe

[limber fractal]

Wait so all bank transactions are done with your tongue?

[elder shale]

I will devise manholes in the floor by smashing you through it

[night bobcat]

Yeah, or a duly appointed representative's

[limber fractal]

My favorite toast is French btw

[elder shale]

Tonguepresentative

[limber fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/breakfast-french-toast-syrup-delicious-french-gif-13201842

[elder shale]

I like franch toast

[mint spear]

🤤

[verbal pelican]

Should be NSFW

[elder shale]

have it mostly around Christmas

[humble marsh]

😳

[mint spear]

👉 👈

[elder shale]

No, you turnip

Have some flowers

[verbal pelican]

Make sure the manhole has enough space for their laptop.

[elder shale]

[humble marsh]

ty

I'll sniff them good

[mint spear]

When macarons?

[verbal pelican]

Always

[elder shale]

https://open.spotify.com/track/2VvUor8pk8HOR9cb5iC84z?si=CA2OKpp7TBGotm0DnUZT1g

Have a song

[verbal pelican]

I like Porcupine Tree

[mint spear]

What colour was the one you already ate?

[elder shale]

Tastefup

Tasteful

[verbal pelican]

The plainest one, vanilla

[elder shale]

Steven Wilson is GOATed

[limber fractal]

I read moistly. I blame Cabello. She traumatized me pronouncing Christmas as quismoist in a Buble (sp?) cover she sings Hold on, gotta find that clip

[mint spear]

I love macarons. 😩
I haven't had them in the longest time.

[verbal pelican]

Like the crust of a sammich, I like eliminating the yucky part first

[elder shale]

Well I do like my franch toast moist

[verbal pelican]

Need a moist meter

[humble marsh]

Then how do you know you still love them?
Checkmate.

[elder shale]

Ditto has it

[mint spear]

Cause they are delicious.

They will always be delicious.

[elder shale]

I have misplaced by smoking pen

[ruby bay]

I want a Casioak

[primal kelp]

mini coloured burgers

[humble marsh]

Prove it by intricately describing their taste in a detailed manner

[primal kelp]

did you make them?

[limber fractal]

Gleam prefers it dry, or firm?

[primal kelp]

they look great

only have had macarons twice

[elder shale]

Mayhaps both

Perchance even

[limber fractal]

That's my thought. @night bobcat you like it dry and firm was it?

[humble marsh]

I love moistening myself up

[elder shale]

Found it

[ruby bay]

Casioak!

[primal kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/hong-kong-french-toast-memories-to-choke-on-drinks-to-wash-them-down-sham-shui-po-gif-19222060

[elder shale]

Lady just walked by wearing a summer dress, what the fuck

Looks cute tho

[verbal pelican]

Then you have your reason

[humble marsh]

Gentlemen, let us engage in some collective moist-ing

[primal kelp]

cute>cold

[elder shale]

Is cold tho

[verbal pelican]

No circlejerking, laptopboi

[ruby bay]

Good watch

[primal kelp]

although i prefer comfy

[ruby bay]

Casio god tier

[night bobcat]

[mint spear]

That first bite of each macaron is an immediate slap on the taste buds. The very satisfying but dulled crunch is almost flavourful in itself.
As the outer meringue "shell" slowly melts in your mouth, the secondary flavour of the inner creamy filling suddenly explodes in to the entirety of your mouth, immediately switching places with the flavour of the crunch.
A slow chew releases a third flavour, a mixture of both the meringue and inner creaminess to finish off your enjoyment of your macaron.
Can't just have one though. Back in to the box and do it all over again.

@humble marsh

[humble marsh]

What if I told you I was using a desktop

[verbal pelican]

Needed some knee high boots is all. Rookie mistake.

[humble marsh]

Shit, I'm impressed

[elder shale]

Pls pin mods, this is poetry, an emotional sucker punch of lyrical excellence

[verbal pelican]

I would welcome you with warm embrace. Welcome, my son, welcome.. to.. the.. machiiiine

[primal kelp]

ive had fresh macarons from store and sis made some

[elder shale]

I'd look great in a summer dress and high knee boots tbh

[humble marsh]

I second this, we need it

[ruby bay]

What's the best Swiss army knife model?

[verbal pelican]

“a slow chew..” i am dying 😂

[mint spear]

You all know the slow chew.

"I'm gunna make this last forever"

[humble marsh]

Also, just realized I am legally allowed to use the moji

[elder shale]

Gonna rain soon

[mint spear]

Construction 👍

[primal kelp]

not if you're single

[humble marsh]

How do you know, are you a prophet?

[limber fractal]

Here you to @elder shale and @verbal pelican quizmoist
https://youtube.com/shorts/cENhRzL-oXo

[humble marsh]

Prophet

balls

[ruby bay]

Statue 👍

[elder shale]

Construction 👍

[limber fractal]

This is hilarious! Found more related content: https://youtube.com/shorts/nHiQ7f-97j8

At least she's able to be a good sport about it in the end: https://youtube.com/shorts/G0nJhUT9Up0

[elder shale]

Red can you DM those, gonna forget to check when home here

pls and thank u

[elder shale]

Yes, I speak His words

[limber fractal]

[humble marsh]

Whose? Still shilling for Sotha Sil?

[verbal pelican]

Thanks. Will check it out

[ruby bay]

Does anyone here use multitools?

[elder shale]

I always simp for my deterministic boi

[verbal pelican]

[humble marsh]

The Tribunal are false gods, code

Praise be to daddy dagoth 🙏

[verbal pelican]

This Everlasting colour is no bueno

Shira, let’s swap

[primal kelp]

no i didnt like it either

[humble marsh]

Get to the grind, my friend

[mint spear]

If someone gives Donna "Legend" role without her needing to work for it, I will be happy to leave the server.

[verbal pelican]

_> somebody somebody.. somebody find me.. a new colour to love

[elder shale]

Speak more, Donna

[verbal pelican]

I say it best

[elder shale]

Always great when you're around anyway

[verbal pelican]

When I say nothing

At all

[humble marsh]

This server is really just an elaborate MMO, grinding levels for pointless rewards

[mint spear]

😎

[elder shale]

Okay Socrates, calm diwn

[ruby bay]

🦧

[elder shale]

down

[humble marsh]

Nah, I'm calming up

[zenith pebble]

@limber fractal OHTO 2+1 Multi-Function Pen, 0.5mm Mechanical Pencil, Black & Red 0.7mm Ballpoint Pen, Red (MF-20K3A=ItaAka) https://a.co/d/bRFis2k

[verbal pelican]

Wait, are you offended in this situation or is this a personal sacrifice?

[mint spear]

Sacrifice.

You're one of my favourites, I love it when you're here. 😩

[safe path]

Did I show off my new hair cut here yet? I got one x3

Though the bangs are a little short

Also down 6 more pounds

[elder shale]

Fuckin cute

[ruby bay]

Where are the other functions?

[verbal pelican]

Awh, ty. I am pleasant in smaller doses, heh.

[humble marsh]

Then how will you love when she's here when you're not here

[limber fractal]

Omg. Drool factor: extreme

[humble marsh]

smh

[safe path]

Thankies!!

I'm trying lol

[elder shale]

Doing great

[mint spear]

Cause I know she'll be here with her Legend role.

[elder shale]

Also HVD, Nat!

[verbal pelican]

LOVE the colour, babe

[elder shale]

[safe path]

Awww thankies! And yes happy vd everyone!

[humble marsh]

Do you know, though? She might've been banned, you don't know

[verbal pelican]

Banned? Me?

Why you little..

[mint spear]

Donna needs to break rules for that to happen.

[elder shale]

There's a certain allure to a woman who takes big bites off of a kebab

[mint spear]

LMAO

[safe path]

XD

[mint spear]

WTF Code rofl

[elder shale]

funny sights just sitting here waiting for friends to get off work

[safe path]

I could try but would have to chew for like 20 minutes lol

[humble marsh]

ngl code it's kinda weird to be watching women eating kebabs

but like, you do you

[elder shale]

Sorry I'm just sharing the passers by today

[humble marsh]

But fr, it's ok

I eavesdrop on conversations

not on purpose, just kinda happpens

[safe path]

Yeah

[ruby bay]

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0007QCOQA?ref_=cm_sw_r_apan_dp_HPHHZ17X723Y5Y58HPP6

[verbal pelican]

Pls continue

[ruby bay]

Want

[verbal pelican]

I love people watching

[elder shale]

Shall

[primal kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/life-stalk-searching-anthony-anderson-gif-8184662

[verbal pelican]

I think it’s okay. I mean if it’s private, ppl shouldn’t be discussing it in a public place anyway.

[humble marsh]

"People Are Convinced Detail in Throw Back Britney Spears Music Video Proves Glitch in the Matrix"

What are news headlines nowadays

[mint spear]

How you know it's not?

[elder shale]

Literally just sitting here without much to do so lol

@MumblesMalarky leg update

Nice tag Discord

[mint spear]

smh my head

[elder shale]

@dry bison

[ruby bay]

Why no one be interest mutlitool?

[humble marsh]

Silly, you gotta hit tab first

[verbal pelican]

I envy your carefree life, my friend. I wish I could wait for my friends..

[elder shale]

Wish it was carefree

[humble marsh]

Do you have really long legs, or is that some perspective thing

[elder shale]

I have really Kong legs

[mint spear]

Long legs to make his thumbs look normal.

[elder shale]

long

[primal kelp]

kong legs

[humble marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/donkey-kong-64-gif-25626216

[elder shale]

no

[humble marsh]

wtf

embedus failus

[primal kelp]

stop posting nsfw

[humble marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/donkey-kong-country-leo-luster-bluster-kong-ultra-instinct-electric-gif-25564423

ok that one works

[elder shale]

large thumb

not really my hands are kinda small for my size

Okay that didn't even send the picture...

[primal kelp]

it did

[elder shale]

had to reload discord smh

[humble marsh]

You should grow your nails out, so you can scratch people

Then, they'll break, and hurt like hell

[mint spear]

😤

[verbal pelican]

Small flashdrive

Smol

[primal kelp]

if you vape you should just quit smoking smh

[elder shale]

It's not a vape

[ruby bay]

🤸‍♂️🦼🏌️‍♂️

[ruby bay]

Usb?

[elder shale]

No

smoking pen

[ruby bay]

So a vape?

[verbal pelican]

Ohhhh that’s a vape.

[elder shale]

No, it's

[verbal pelican]

Soz smoking pen

:p

[mint spear]

Mary iguana pen.

[primal kelp]

ecig?

[elder shale]

it's not like

[humble marsh]

Recently I learned what USB stands for

United
States
Balls

[elder shale]

fuck it

[humble marsh]

No need to thank me for dispensing this wisdom

[elder shale]

my hands are cold don't feel like typing

[verbal pelican]

Is it reusable? Is all I ask

[ruby bay]

Code you Portuguese right?

[elder shale]

Yes

Yes

[humble marsh]

What? I thought he was french

[elder shale]

WHAT

[ruby bay]

Since all the drugs were legalized

Which one is in there?

[elder shale]

Been that way a while

Just tobacco

[ruby bay]

https://tenor.com/view/my-disappointment-is-immeasurable-and-gif-20080022

[elder shale]

anyway

[verbal pelican]

Friends arrived?

[humble marsh]

I used to have vivid dreams about people smoking mangos

[elder shale]

Nope

[humble marsh]

How do you even smoke mangos

[elder shale]

She gets out in 10 minutes

[ruby bay]

Dry them and grind them

[verbal pelican]

Idk mango flavoured blunts?

[mint spear]

Mangos heighten the buzz of weed.

Eat before smoke and get double high.

[verbal pelican]

Are you doing anything fun later?

[primal kelp]

juice mango then vaporize it

[elder shale]

Sleeping

[humble marsh]

Well that's a fun fact

[verbal pelican]

We had a friend baristaing in starbucks. She’d get the concentrates for their smoothies as munchies. Best.

[mint spear]

Oh man!

[ruby bay]

Another fun fact is that the Burj khalifa doesn't have a working waste management system

[verbal pelican]

With the friend..? :/

[elder shale]

Or not

Deployment issues haha fuck me

[verbal pelican]

I meant if you guys have plans

[elder shale]

Just sat here for an hour for nothing

Well going home

[primal kelp]

oof

that sucks

[verbal pelican]

Not true. You had us.

Have a good one

[primal kelp]

more feet pics for gleams folder

[ruby bay]

I want to steal Finland

[primal kelp]

im prob gonna play game then see if my friend will hang with me

[humble marsh]

Damn bannerlords has proper character customizations

[elder shale]

Nah, was just gonna get some drinks

[humble marsh]

instead of whatever the hell warband's was

[verbal pelican]

Same. I also have some special brownies for a change. :x

[ruby bay]

Oi don't shit talk warband, it game

[verbal pelican]

M&B? Yup!

[elder shale]

And I just missed the fucking bus

Oh boy

[verbal pelican]

When is the next one?

[primal kelp]

prob down the rest of the bottle of soju i still have

[elder shale]

If I'm lucky

15 minutes

I'm usually not lucky

[verbal pelican]

Luck is overrated

[elder shale]

Well, this has been a shitty day

[verbal pelican]

15 minutes? That’s three bangers in your ears, buddy

Let’s heavy metal the next 15mins

[elder shale]

Yesterday was an hour

Got home at 8

ffs

[ruby bay]

When you begin work at?

[elder shale]

What

[primal kelp]

gonna drink and play game tonight bc day off tomorrow

[ruby bay]

When work start

[primal kelp]

why does the start of his work matter?

[ruby bay]

How much hour outside of home

[elder shale]

9?

[ruby bay]

Sad

[lucid granite]

home is too far of a walk?

[primal kelp]

how is that sad

average workday is like 8 hours 9 isnt that bad

[ruby bay]

Home better than outside

[elder shale]

9 start

get out at 5-6

2 hour lunch break

[ruby bay]

Huh?

[primal kelp]

thats a long lunch break

[ruby bay]

2 hours?

Tf?

[elder shale]

Teams are spread between Portugal and France so

[ruby bay]

I work from 9 to 6 and i only get 1 and i can't even use it properly

[humble marsh]

Man, bannerlords feels weird

so different yet so familiar

[primal kelp]

i didnt like it

[verbal pelican]

It was great, but I like Warband better. Maybe because I played more hrs of it than banner lord.

[elder shale]

oh

[primal kelp]

i got confused on the controls and gave up

[elder shale]

May have gotten lucky after all

Big may

[primal kelp]

bus?

[humble marsh]

I wish there was a proper TES mod for warband

[verbal pelican]

Pregnancy in BL is about 80days

[humble marsh]

there's one based on morrowind, but it sucks

[ruby bay]

Y'all see the w&b mod with chatgpt?

Seemed cool

Tahiti

[humble marsh]

What?

[ruby bay]

Tahiti

[elder shale]

Out of context this is wack

[ruby bay]

https://youtu.be/akceKOLtytw

[primal kelp]

i see bl i think boys love, its the manga reader in me

[elder shale]

How do you read a mango

[primal kelp]

feeling it

[humble marsh]

Come on, bannerlords doesn't have boats

Viking conquest had them

[elder shale]

Got lucky

[primal kelp]

https://open.spotify.com/track/69kOkLUCkxIZYexIgSG8rq?si=vWFuJW-xRr6-gkgYHWj5Sg

[ruby bay]

[humble marsh]

Bannerlords is weird

me no like

Time for some more disco elysium

[primal kelp]

ive been trying to find a game like skyrim bc i cant fix it

[mint spear]

with my eyes

[humble marsh]

Oblivion and morrowind

[primal kelp]

and every other game has a feature i dont like

[primal kelp]

old

[elder shale]

What colour are they

[humble marsh]

Real drippiness

[primal kelp]

the only good tes is skyrim

[mint spear]

Brown but not brown.

[elder shale]

Oh

[ruby bay]

Sleep=death me sleep=me die? Me wake up=me revive?

[elder shale]

What

[humble marsh]

Yeah, mods, ban this person

[elder shale]

Joe you ask the most random things man

[primal kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/hannibal-buress-right-booing-gif-13861878

[zenith pebble]

TES Oblivion

[elder shale]

Morrowind

I rest my case

[humble marsh]

Why did the devs of disco elysium make Kim Kitsuragi so goddamn likable

I feel bad doing anything that upsets him

https://tenor.com/view/kim-kitsuragi-disco-elysium-gif-23800157

[glass belfry]

Gosh no ive heard too much of disco elysium my friend just wont shut up about it that game is not a game i would enjoy

[primal kelp]

ive only played tes skyrim so its the only good one for now

[humble marsh]

Shush, It's a based game

[glass belfry]

Well, its the best and worst you have ever played

[ruby bay]

Oblivion ugly

Skyrim pretty

[primal kelp]

pickel just wants to roleplay as a facist thats why he plays

[ruby bay]

Case rest

[primal kelp]

[glass belfry]

With mods, yes.

[humble marsh]

Skyrim looks pretty without mods

[ruby bay]

Skyrim has shout

[humble marsh]

Just... not the characters

[ruby bay]

Case rest again

[glass belfry]

Ive been spoiled by ff7 remake, every other game looks less awesome to me now

[primal kelp]

its a remake

[ruby bay]

Me want to buy Casioak

[humble marsh]

wuh-wuh-wuh you-you

[ruby bay]

Casioak cool

[humble marsh]

you play WEEB games?

[ruby bay]

It pretty

[humble marsh]

How could you?

[primal kelp]

minecraft with shaders looks better

[ruby bay]

It rectangular

It g-shock

[glass belfry]

Have you ever seen what it looks like

Its nothing like the previous game

[humble marsh]

I got like, 1/16 through ff7r

then got bored

[ruby bay]

https://tenor.com/view/facepalm-ნიკა-არაბიძე-nika-შუტკარაჩა-gif-17200345

[humble marsh]

I'm excited for ff16, tho

[glass belfry]

Okay okay i guess it was not fun to you

[elder shale]

Last FF I played was 9

[primal kelp]

im waiting for tes6

[humble marsh]

I mean, it did look pretty good

[primal kelp]

just 10 more years for it

[humble marsh]

but I preferred skyrim, not a fan of the Cyberpunk(?) aesthetic

[ruby bay]

I want good PC, when get good PC, me play any game i want, dream achieved

[primal kelp]

i made skyrim look like cyberpunk

[elder shale]

Well I

[primal kelp]

im looking for a new game like skyrim bc i dont want to fix my skyrim

[ruby bay]

I played skyrim at 720p good game

[elder shale]

If I can get home alright, making some comfort food, putting my PJs on and watching Orville

Might save this wreck of a day

[primal kelp]

i cant execute enemies they get stuck in a fall animation

[zenith pebble]

Skyrim is the most basic TES game

[verbal pelican]

What about Fallout? No likey?

[ruby bay]

Also played E.D.F 5 in 480p

Good game

Very funny

[primal kelp]

doesnt feel as good

[elder shale]

I should replay FNV

[zenith pebble]

the witcher 3

[humble marsh]

Shit, I reinstalled NV then completely forgot I planned to play it

[verbal pelican]

Starfield should be a good one as well

[elder shale]

Hope so

[ruby bay]

@primal kelp play edf good game

[elder shale]

Bethesda needs it

[primal kelp]

i should fix my fnv mod list

[zenith pebble]

shira play hogwart game

[ruby bay]

https://tenor.com/view/earth-defense-force-gif-15712563

[elder shale]

Actually you know what

It's Elden Ring day today

[primal kelp]

i cant not until my friend remembers to share it with me

[elder shale]

let's slap some gods

[ruby bay]

You can use air strikes

[primal kelp]

im waiting for her to family share it

[humble marsh]

Oh, that's a person I haven't asked to play Disco game

[primal kelp]

im not buying it

[humble marsh]

@verbal pelican play disco elysium it good :(

[zenith pebble]

Elden Ring no crossplay sad

[ruby bay]

Edf best

Kill bug that big

[elder shale]

Xbox soon, will buy Elden Ring

[zenith pebble]

but i no have xbo

[elder shale]

Unless there's no console crossplay

I stg

[ruby bay]

Me confused about the games that i want

[humble marsh]

Elden Ring is a weird game, you should play Bookworm Adventures Deluxe instead

[primal kelp]

ive basically been playing league of legends a lot and thats pretty much it

[zenith pebble]

this explains a lot

[ruby bay]

Edf, hitman world of assassins, snowrunner year passes, which game choose?

[primal kelp]

shut up ur eagles lost

:[

[zenith pebble]

theyre ur iggles 2

[primal kelp]

nevah

[ruby bay]

Advics?

[elder shale]

Is there really no crossplay for consoles @zenith pebble?

[primal kelp]

for elden ring?

no

[elder shale]

FromSoft, for fuck's sake

[ruby bay]

There's cosplay in snowrunner

Same game as elden ring

[zenith pebble]

theres no crossplay in ER

[elder shale]

I thought it might be just between consoles and PC, not across consoles

[zenith pebble]

their games have never had it that im aware of

[elder shale]

That makes me seethe

Will buy PS5 later this year for the exclusive anyway Foxie

exclusives

[zenith pebble]

❤️

[elder shale]

Getting my bonus in April

[zenith pebble]

playstation is sick

[elder shale]

then I'm taking so much needed vacation days lol

[ruby bay]

You get bonuses?

[elder shale]

some*

[ruby bay]

Damn

[elder shale]

Yes?

[ruby bay]

That's nice

The government takes my money and puts it in the pension fund

[primal kelp]

ugh i should fix my skyrim but its at least like 10 mods i have to test

[elder shale]

About 4k, two standard work months equivalent

[ruby bay]

I have 34.10$ in my pension fund

Gonna retire rich

[humble marsh]

I'm gunna play Planescape: Torment for the sole reason I heard Disco Elysium was inspired by it

[elder shale]

Great game

My finger is actually cramping from all the typing lmao

gonna stop

[ruby bay]

Bye

[elder shale]

talk when home, loves

[humble marsh]

Adios code

[ruby bay]

How do you steal a country?

[primal kelp]

i lowkey want to try runescape again

[slender quartz]

You just back up to Lithuania, toss it in the trunk.

[ruby bay]

Mhmmm so finland is doable

[elder shale]

Lichtenstein*

Smaller

[ruby bay]

I'm gonna steal finland

The whole country

[primal kelp]

[elder shale]

Finland doesn't exist

Also I found out you can just switch hands so I'm back

[ruby bay]

I'm just gonna leave the people

[elder shale]

Crazy new feature

[ruby bay]

Just let them float in the new sea

It'll be sealand

I'll take finland near the anatravbirn

And create my own mingomd callwd icelsnd

Chat diestd

[rotund finch]

Those were the days, haven't played RuneScape in ages

[still tartan]

celebrate February 15th with discounted chocolate

[dry bison]

This one time someone sent me a picture of their legs. It didn't make a lot of sense but it reminded me of a song.

"That's life" by Frank Sinatra

and so now every time I see leg pictures I'm reminded of that song

[mint spear]

Lmfao

Ahahaha

I hate mental association.
When I play GTA 5 mission where you break a dude out of interrogation from the FIB building, I always have the theme tune for Happy Days in my head.

Every time.

[dry bison]

Not a bad theme as themes go

My favorite theme though is from Family Matters

[near jacinth]

Bruh

[teal raptor]

hii

my Valentine's dinner was yummy

she had a great time

I declared my love to her, she's still recovering from her gaslighting, which was to be expected

I'll see what's what in the future

I had a great time nonetheless 🙂

our bond got stronger in any case 👍

[near jacinth]

I had problems with the light switch right before bed

[thick stump]

baby klinsk's coming in 2024

[near jacinth]

Valentine day will over in 27 minutes for me

[rocky kayak]

Your my valentine for 27 minutes

It's not a choice

[near jacinth]

Also I'm not a gay

[rocky kayak]

Neither am I

But it's not a choice

[near jacinth]

No

Go cry about it

[rocky kayak]

Mean and rude

[near jacinth]

Hehehehehehehehe

[rocky kayak]

However it wasn't a choice

[near jacinth]

I don't really care

I got heal coil in TikTok😎😎😎

[rocky kayak]

Lair your valentine isn't over in 27 minutes

[near jacinth]

That's old screenshot

[rocky kayak]

Don't believe you

[near jacinth]

Alr I got to sleep

Good night and I'll never be your valentine

[rocky kayak]

That guy was totally my valentine

[mint spear]

I could tell by the chemistry between you both.

[near jacinth]

Hohoho, valentine day is over

[rocky kayak]

I'll be here next year dw

But I still got an hour so technically your still my valentine

Sorry 2 hours my bad

[teal raptor]

🙂

56' left here

all the restaurants here in town were supercrowded even though it's a working day

I guess some people took a day off 😄

hmm I can't find my "story" on Instagram

I wanted to show you guys my dinner haha

apparently you can't watch your own story on IG 😛

how dumb

Marḥaban, ʾanā Klinsk. Surirtu biliqāʾika

🫂

reported!

[mint spear]

Don't understand but ok 👍

[austere wing]

@night bobcat fits you

Is this a reddit server?

Are you going to get starfield?

[primal void]

im alone.

[mint spear]

Same

[teal raptor]

awww

[primal void]

no need to "awww" because im better not to have a girlfriend on my age.

[teal raptor]

love has no age

[primal void]

so you agree on relationships between adult and child???

dont speak with me again.

[somber falcon]

I think they mean you are never too old to fall in love

At least I hope so

[primal kelp]

[primal void]

also, i dont have enough age because i think so.

[limber fractal]

Not sure if there's a language gap involved. But this looks like a major misinterpretation on what was said.

[primal kelp]

yes

[limber fractal]

Two 16 year olds can be in love.

Two adults can be in love.

Two friends of any age can love each other without being in love.

[mint spear]

I prefer burger

[limber fractal]

A parent can also love a child without being in love.

[teal raptor]

yes, I meant that

[somber falcon]

"Love has no age" is quite a vague sentence and can be interpreted multiple ways.

It can be interpreted as "you are never too old to fall in love with someone as if it's the first time you fell in love (who can consent off course".

And it can be interpreted in a much nastier way.

[primal kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/egold-egld-elrond-network-crypto-krypto-gif-23374229

[teal raptor]

^

[primal void]

ok, i dont have much interest on love.

[teal raptor]

why bring up that you're alone then? 😛

[somber falcon]

My sister was 16 when she met her then boyfriend (19).
Hmmmm 😬

I mean, only three years difference, but one is a minor and the other isn't.

[humble marsh]

hot take, adults dating children? not very good

[teal raptor]

that isn't really frowned upon here, Iteration

[somber falcon]

I'm not saying it was good.

[primal kelp]

thats not a hot take

[teal raptor]

some teenagers here are more adult than some actual adults

[primal kelp]

[somber falcon]

At that time I didn't see anything wrong with that but now I think it was actually inappropriate.

I was 14 at that time

[eternal thorn]

Wow this is a loaded topic

https://tenor.com/view/grandpa-abe-exit-confused-bye-bart-gif-7694184

[somber falcon]

The world is loaded with shit

And this chat is merely a reflection of the real world

[still tartan]

[mint spear]

How much watermelons would it take to kill someone?

[humble marsh]

Not true. They talk about piss a lot less in the real world

[still tartan]

Depends - throwing or feeding?

[knotty ruin]

Naw this is getting into borderline grooming topic getting creepy

[teal raptor]

you should read the stuff in this Discord if you want to get totally mindfucked

[somber falcon]

Did I do anything wrong?

[teal raptor]

no?

[humble marsh]

Not as far as I can tell

[somber falcon]

People seem to be getting upset

[teal raptor]

nah, it's just lurkers who get out of hibernation when something catches their attention they can vent their opinion on

[still tartan]

I think it’s maybe an uncomfortable topic people aren’t used to discussing

[primal kelp]

no like ceryn said its a loaded topic and makes some people uncomfortable

[teal raptor]

it's like that in literally all discords

[primal void]

you telepath?

[still tartan]

I do love word vomiting my unsolicited opinions at people

[somber falcon]

Actually 👽

[knotty ruin]

Naw it’s more reading “some teens here are more adult than adults” they are still kids.

[mint spear]

I do love shooting watermelons at Target

[primal void]

sending overwhelming fleet of warships to zeta reticuli.

[teal raptor]

but you were lurking, right? 😛

[still tartan]

Yeah that’s not a good take. Teens are teens, not adults.

but anywayyyy

[knotty ruin]

I guess I opened chat to that

[teal raptor]

😉

[primal void]

https://tenor.com/view/falling-drunk-man-falling-drunk-man-this-was-a-pretty-popular-meme-gif-26183721

[somber falcon]

I'm autistic and I often don't pick up social clues or unspoken rules and often I don't see controversial topics as taboo, so yeah...I tend to upset people a lot because I make them uncomfortable with my talk.
It has brought me into trouble several times 😣

That's why I always get very anxious if people seem to be getting upset.

But apparently I'm not the problem here.

[still tartan]

You’re fine no worries

It’s one of those topics that never seems to end well

But anyway… who’s celebrating Feb 15th w me? discounted chocolate ftw

[somber falcon]

Understandably

It's late. I need to go to bed

Anyways, cat

[mint spear]

I finally found out why I can't send photos
my roles were reset

[dim egret]

Excuse me for not putting this in other games channel. But this is huge news.

Cherry Blossom Biome in vanilla minecraft coming in 1.20

[somber falcon]

😍😍😍
I haven't played Minecraft in ages

[dim egret]

The wood is fantastic

[primal kelp]

sorry for not being excited about that since ive been playing modded with cherry blossom for a while

[somber falcon]

Cherry blossoms are some of my favourite trees

[dim egret]

Thats the thing, modders no longer need to include their own wood since every other mod has a different variation of cherry wood

[mint spear]

I had a mod on my ps4 that added maple syrup and tons of other stuff

Then microsoft took it away 😦

[somber falcon]

I was so excited when the Nether got trees and forests

We still need an Aether/heaven in vanilla Minecraft

[primal void]

they will stop adding more stuff now.

[dim egret]

Yes

[primal void]

bro we need end update.

[dim egret]

We do need an end update

Just like Terraria needs its 1.4.5 update

[primal void]

but seriously, 1.20 is a great update bro, we got new biome, two new mobs, archaeology and new bamboo stuff.

also 3 new plants.

[dim egret]

Updated Archaeology

It already existed in a very small way

[somber falcon]

Is this the final update for Minecraft?

[dim egret]

No way

[dim egret]

Terrarias final update was 4 updates ago

And we are still getting at least 1 more

[somber falcon]

I guess some games are never finished.

Keeps them exciting

[dim egret]

Nah, this next update will actually be Terraria's last update. The last few have been major QoL changes and such, adding in some little stuff here and there. The last update will include more QoL and a few small items, but the devs have stated that Terraria is pushing its limit on the engine is running on. They cant add much more and really do much more to the game at the time being. And iirc, they have already started working on their jext game which may or may not be Terraria 2

[humble marsh]

ah, the beautiful skyline

[clever vessel]

that’s the most graphically impressive game i’ve seen in my whole life

even more beautiful than reality

if that’s not a depiction of what Heaven looks like, i don’t know what is

[acoustic zenith]

Happy Valentine's Day

[humble marsh]

I mean, it does have nice graphics

[clever vessel]

oh i thought you were being sarcastic

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-homer-bush-disappear-awkward-gif-4841810

[humble marsh]

Well not that picture in particular

but the game in general does look nice

[clever vessel]

what is it?

[humble marsh]

See? Anna agrees

[humble marsh]

Cities Skylines

[clever vessel]

thanks Anna

oh gotcha

[scarlet gorge]

I bought frog

For $3

[dry bison]

I sent a letter tonight to Annie Lennox in the hopes of having a conversation with her on the fundamental building blocks of music from someone I think is an expert of musical construction.

I'd love to find out what she thinks about the relationship between lyrics and melody, if they are paired, work off one another, spawn from or are inspired by one another and whether there are songs that have lyrics and melody that don't work together but against one another and still sound good together.

I've heard some contemporary singers who I think could bridge that gap.

[primal kelp]

@zenith pebble ordered a titanium pen that can hold tool bits

[zenith pebble]

link?

[primal kelp]

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/the-bullet-ant-titanium-bolt-action-multitool-pen/x/32653600#/

also saw bolt action

[zenith pebble]

very cool i kinda want one

[primal kelp]

thought those bits were bullets at first but seems like they kinda load into the pen like one

well 2 of them at least

[zenith pebble]

yeah looks like theres a tiny.... bit... of storage

[primal kelp]

looks like one bit on top and one inside

still good for a pen

[dry bison]

When you want a pen, but you need a screwdriver.

The Dishwasher safe toilet bowl screw bic

Complete your set of rock stabbing utensils with these complimentary fingerless gloves. Rocks: They ain't gunna stab themselves

Oh shit. Innovation...It works as a box opener!..I wonder what else you can inappropriately use a pen or a screw driver for that it works as.

"Stab your friends"
"Stab your enemies"
"Stab strangers"
"Pop balloons"
"Pop tires"
"Pop goes the weasle"

[ruby bay]

Multitool 👍

[somber falcon]

Good morning

[ruby bay]

Guys

I think I've secured a place in the company

[pulsar verge]

Gratz!

[somber falcon]

Ayy

Pretzel

[ruby bay]

Well i think I've maybe saved a deal from going down

[elder shale]

Nice

Good job, Joe

[ruby bay]

It didn't go well

I still think I'm right tho

[dim egret]

Lets go Marburg👏👏👏

[elder shale]

@Cailleannach

Dang it

Hope he's okay

[teal raptor]

hiii

[night bobcat]

He is, doesn't think he is nice enough for the server

[elder shale]

Whaaat

[night bobcat]

Don't ask me, I'm tired of the people I like leaving for no reason, coming back after a bit and then doing it again. It's maddening

[thick stump]

he's done it before, he'll be back at some point

[night bobcat]

Why don't you people just uninstall discord rather than quit servers too?

Then when you want to come back, boom install done

[teal raptor]

I'm not leaving here

Gleam is my buddy

[night bobcat]

Woot

[elder shale]

Sorry

[teal raptor]

Code left?

[night bobcat]

Me too, it's like a punch to the gut when I read the member log and see one of you leaving

Get worried

[teal raptor]

I wish bkay201 was more active here 😭

he's my FWIEND

[night bobcat]

Bk is the most active member in the server

Maybe you should play some NMS

[teal raptor]

not in #off-topic-bond-james-bond 😛

NMS boring

I'm gonna cheat in GTA Online

[night bobcat]

Yikes

[teal raptor]

hahahah

[night bobcat]

20x as boring right there

[teal raptor]

funny

game is like 10 years old and I have never played it

I haven't even played GTA 4

I always liked Saints Row more

[night bobcat]

Double yikes

So, I will now ignore your opinions on games as you are clearly insane

[pulsar verge]

This doesn't work if there are servers you want to stay in or people you want to talk with in DM's

I don't think there's extra effort in coming and going for anyone else?

There's this book club server I really enjoy being but they have super strict rules, and the admin is realy argumentative and passive aggressive. As much as I enjoy being there at times, I need a break from it cause it's not really what you would call a chill place.

[night bobcat]

Then they can mute the server

[pulsar verge]

But some people can't help themselves from looking, I guess

Though these days you can put servers in a folder, that could prolly help

I have all servers muted anyway. @ mentions do come through still

[elder shale]

eu também não @winged badge

😅

Bought Hogwarts Legacy so was playing that til late lol

[winged badge]

bahah

viciado - ja tas todo batido nisso tou a ver 😄

[elder shale]

[zenith pebble]

hola

[winged badge]

olá guy! 🙂

[zenith pebble]

y yo tambien

hey bk!!

[elder shale]

[elder shale]

ta mt bom

[zenith pebble]

what that from?

[elder shale]

Wizarding World

didn't you do that to link with Legacy?

[pulsar verge]

Hogwart Legacy made me crave for a really good SP game so I restarted RDR2

[zenith pebble]

i did not, perhaps i should

[elder shale]

Is not a big deal

I think it only affects what House you get sorted into at the start when the Hat speaks but you can always change

[teal raptor]

@winged badge FRIEND

[zenith pebble]

gotcha

i dont mind being ravenclaw

[pulsar verge]

Ravenclaw 💜

[night bobcat]

@winged badge

[elder shale]

Big golf ball

[zenith pebble]

i wonder how it would fly

[pulsar verge]

And where

My birthday books arrived <3

Got 2 first parts of GoT as hardcovers and they were cheap

[night bobcat]

Sweet

[icy sparrow]

animan studios

[night bobcat]

I haven't watched the show, but I enjoyed the books very much

[pulsar verge]

Now I just gotta keep an eye out for the rest in the same editions, the third one seems to be rare and out from store

[elder shale]

Fire and Bloooood

[pulsar verge]

I liked the show, ignoring some aspects of it, it was HBO after all, but I've only read the 4th book :D

So I never started the books cause I wanted to forget it

But I think it's time now!

(To explain, I was working at a book print when the 4th book came out and we printed it so I read it there)

[night bobcat]

From what I have heard the show is really close, but of course books always have more introspection and thoughts described

[pulsar verge]

Yeap. I've never been disappointed reading a book after tv show/movie but I have the other way around.