#off-topic-bond-james-bond
primal kelp
rotund finch
Gunter is made of cabbage 
primal kelp
i could go for some cabbage rn
rotund finch
Stew with cabbage is yum
dim egret
raw brussel sprouts taste like raw broccoli
rotund finch
Smells like farts but tastes yum
rotund finch
raw brussel sprouts taste like raw broccoli
I use to like those as a kid, not anymore
dim egret
my pizza is half cold but im too lazy to go heat it up more
dim egret
not cold
primal kelp
make it fully cold
dim egret
half cold
rotund finch
Ohio heard it from you alright
rotund finch
Awww
rotund finch
They look so happy 
elder shale
My sister's
dim egret
boredom made me put germx in my hand and light it on fire
elder shale
Good, got this pain in my lower back since last week but other than that, things are okay
ember pasture
<a:AzusaGiggle:610074478516633600>
rotund finch
Awww, well I bruised the arch of my foot on a toy yesterday lol
@elder shale I need friends on PoT
elder shale
somber falcon
Don't friggin tempt me.
I don't need these
primal kelp
you need them
somber falcon
I do... Erm.... Don't. Dodon't
tribal siren
You neeeedd them
ember pasture
Don't friggin tempt me.
~~I don't need these~~
primal kelp
you dont need oxygen
somber falcon
you dont need oxygen
I don't need food
primal kelp
its suggested you should have them to live tho
somber falcon
I can't eat shoes
primal kelp
wear shoes
elder shale
somber falcon
I have exactly the same blanket for cats
elder shale
My sister's cats
ember pasture
hasty compass
What kinda boots? 👀
primal kelp
<:pandaadmire:985567608025800774>
ruby bay
I'm addicted to snowrunner
thick stump
i might have to download it again
zenith pebble
im addicted to
wheat burrow
I haven’t played snowrunner in over a year
scarlet gorge
I can’t believe I was birthed today
wheat burrow
Maybe I’ll play it again soon
wheat burrow
Happy day of birth, Dave.
inner belfry
https://tenor.com/view/cat-frightened-gtfo-walk-away-im-out-gif-14402512 this is me scuttling away
scarlet gorge
That is a lot of space
winter dagger
Quite alot of space
limber fractal
I wish you an above average celebration of human existence, @scarlet gorge
night bobcat
limber fractal
scarlet gorge
I wish you an above average celebration of human existence, <@366686936590581760...
It’s gonna be above average that’s for sure
Thank you 🙏
limber fractal
you left so much space
Your Discord's extra horked
limber fractal
night bobcat
Horked Max
mint spear
There's a bug atm with Discord mobile.
They changed the preview size of images and gifs to be a little bigger and that's not working as it should be on mobile.
I fucking hate Discord so much.
night bobcat
It loves you though
mint spear
😩
limber fractal
I fucking hate Discord so much.
We should all quit it
mint spear
I 100% agree.
scarlet gorge
Make a group chat like the old days
limber fractal
limber fractal
I'm in for group letters. How do those work?
scarlet gorge
Idk, we are pioneering a new form of communication
limber fractal
Wow check out the original band performing live! Woot https://youtu.be/16y1AkoZkmQ
@night bobcat check it
Gunter ping Gleam for good measure
pliant fjordBOT
@night bobcat (ping by @limber fractal 
)
night bobcat
Gunter ping Gleam for good measure
pliant fjordBOT
@limber fractal (ping by @night bobcat )
limber fractal
Idk, we are pioneering a new form of communication
Sign me up, Dave from Bad Sales. I'll join you in doing a bad job selling this brilliant idea
scarlet gorge
I’ll try to figure out the details
mint spear
My idea is little rectangle boxes that we can hold in our hands and we can speak in to them. Other people with similar little rectangle boxes will be able to hear what we say and we'd be able to hear what they say in to their little rectangle box.
winter dagger
I think I should be the elden lord
mint spear
You might be!
primal kelp
jailbreak your kindle
limber fractal
How you doing @zenith pebble?
zenith pebble
how about that instead
limber fractal
You're still in the hospital?
zenith pebble
yeah i think i get surgery tomorrow
been a great weekend
track marks all up and down my arms and spine
limber fractal
track marks all up and down my arms and spine
Sucks 
Track marks? From what? How are the headaches?
What time is the surgery?
And how long is it?
zenith pebble
Sucks <:pleading:815658331690762281> Track marks? From what? How are the headach...
from the many injections and blood draws and other needle related past-times
limber fractal
from the many injections and blood draws and other needle related past-times
You poor thing. No fun for sure
Do they have a name of the procedure or the device btw?
zenith pebble
surgery idk what time, couple hours they said. its just installing a drainage toob
limber fractal
surgery idk what time, couple hours they said. its just installing a drainage to...
Oh got ya. So standard procedure for these doctors? No major risks?
zenith pebble
cloudy with a chance of meatballs is more apocalyptic than i expected
zenith pebble
Oh got ya. So standard procedure for these doctors? No major risks?
i dont think its a particularly risky procedure, no
limber fractal
cloudy with a chance of meatballs is more apocalyptic than i expected
Wait what? 
Chance of meatballs?
Looking up lumbar drain, seems like that's the type?
A lumbar drain is a small flexible tube that is placed in the lumbar spine. The tube drains some of the cerebrospinal fluid that fills the ventricles of the brain and surrounds the brain and spinal cord.
Oh wait this is different tho. Says it lasts 2-3 days? Hmm
CSF is what they'll be draining? Def sounds like the one my uncle had. But his was on his head is how it was described to me.
dry bison
I don't know how I'm going to do this. Woman is deaf. Woman won't see a specialist. Woman demands I raise my voice so she can hear me, then when I do - Gets angry that I raised my voice to her.
limber fractal
I don't know how I'm going to do this. Woman is deaf. Woman won't see a speciali...
dry bison
She is convincing herself that I'm angry when I'm not so she can justify her being upset at me and there is literally nothing I can say to stop it.
Every single conversation devolves into an argument.
She claims to feel useless, claims I think she's dumb. Beats herself up and behaves as if it's my fault.
I have done nothing but stay with her this entire time, feeding her, helping her bathe, keeping track of her meds, relieving her pain and reassuring her the whole time....
elder shale
People don't like losing their independence (especially when it's for the simplest things) - happened with my granny and we usually deal with the same conversation.
Sorry, Mumbles 
dry bison
I just made her give me a "hug as punishment" and told her to get better.
I don't think it will get better long term, but the decline is spotty right now so it's manageable
steady vale
My cat is beating up Saitama
dry bison
Lucky Saitama doesn't punch cats
steady vale
She is stronger than the One Punch Man 😤
dry bison
Heweibebuiefej sure
humble marsh
👍
humble marsh
x4 npcs are angering me :(
They have enough storage to get both energy cells and water in one trip, but they take several 😩
How are there class guides for the new ESO class when it isn't out
elder shale
Public test servers.
elder shale
x4 npcs are angering me :(
They have enough storage to get both energy cells an...
You must o p t i m i s e your e f f i c i e n c y .
humble marsh
h o w
humble marsh
Should I just get multiple transport ships :(
opaque tartan
elder shale
near jacinth
help my laptop became room heater, what to do
night bobcat
Heat room
near jacinth
thanks
night bobcat
Yw
steady vale
near jacinth
my laptop is hot
humble marsh
humble marsh
Um, I did but I think I got the wrong ending
eternal thorn
How so?
humble marsh
||frog was really pissed||
humble marsh
||so I should kill them all, right?||
steady vale
Yea
eternal thorn
||Correct||
near jacinth
||what the fuck is going on||
night bobcat
||Your laptop is heating up||
humble marsh
||also the final frog fight was awesome ngl||
eternal thorn
Yea thats one of the best, and hardest
near jacinth
||Your laptop is heating up||
||Yes||
steady vale
||milk||
eternal thorn
Be sure to continue off of that save too, unique dialogue later for what you did @humble marsh
humble marsh
👍
steady vale
Dont thumb my husband
humble marsh
I'll do it again
steady vale
Rude
eternal thorn
only my wife gets to thumb me
steady vale
My thumbs are bleeding
flat echo
Whatsup everyone
night bobcat
Too much thumbing Ceryn
steady vale
I hope aliens in the future find my report cards
Or maybe they'll find my Gleam boob art
eternal thorn
Imagine being the kid that had to deal with not just their parents seeing their report card, but also some random guy in the future
night bobcat
Or maybe they'll find my Gleam boob art
I really hope so
elder shale
Book Keeping
steady vale
Cook Beeping
elder shale
steady vale
He looks like a lil pervert
night bobcat
Hi sleepy
elder shale
Slept 3 hours last night, gonna enjoy an early snooze today 
wheat burrow
It was brilliant in its simplicity and its randomness lol
steady vale
Slept 3 hours last night, gonna enjoy an early snooze today <a:bugsleep:99634317...
Have fun sleeping
steady vale
Bedtime burger
flat echo
One thing I’m still trying to figure out is. What’s in this
steady vale
I'm gonna cook bratwurst
elder shale
One thing I’m still trying to figure out is. What’s in this
Rheumatism
flat echo
that's what its trying to cure
steady vale
One thing I’m still trying to figure out is. What’s in this
Probably a magic potion, drink it to obtain the super power dead
flat echo
steady vale
Grape flavor
flat echo
because from what I found
Dr. Shoop was a bit of a traveling salesman doctor in the 1890's
so he was one of those guys that claimed his stuff cured like, everything
night bobcat
Sugar water, colored
elder shale
Gleam water, orange
mint spear
Most "snake oil" comprised either of morphine, heroin or cbd and thc.
So the effect was quick enough to be noticeable which made it believable.
Long term, ain't doing shit.
Short term, may as well hit your head against a wall.
elder shale
I'd be a raging shoopaholic.
mint spear
I'd definitely be addicted to morphine if I was born in that time period.
flat echo
Im sorta guessing there's something illegal in there lol
mint spear
Or do and report your findings in a spreadsheet and claim you did it for research.
mint spear
Would be a definitive cause tbf.
elder shale
night bobcat
Pour it on some pancakes
mint spear
👌
elder shale
Maple shoop.
flat echo
Apparently Dr. Shoop over there actually invented Nerve Tonic
elder shale
Shooooop.
flat echo
Shoooop
flat echo
me neither
steady vale
I had waffles quite a bit last year cause of parosmia. Usually I'm not a breakfast food person.
humble marsh
"You really should get a home."
pulsar verge
steady vale
Everything is Discords fault
humble marsh
an argonian just called me "Moist one" 😳
humble marsh
I don't have clockwork city :)
steady vale
an argonian just called me "Moist one" 😳
Romance them
humble marsh
Nah I'll get it eventually
humble marsh
I'd romance them regardless
humble marsh
I kinda love eso's enchanting tbh
limber fractal
<@357610080235028510>
https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/comments/10s980r/i_...
I love it
elder shale
ESO has a fun crafting system
These popcorn I got are only slightly salted
I want a refund
limber fractal
<@357610080235028510>
https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/comments/10s980r/i_...
@zenith pebble @pliant yarrow @night bobcat did you see this???
night bobcat
<@259917018122289152> <@530417710149140480> <@457165322957619201> did you see th...
Lol yeah
steady vale
I'm not familiar with duolingo, but I remembered you guys use it
Also buff owls are neat
elder shale
ouff bwls
limber fractal
I'm not familiar with duolingo, but I remembered you guys use it
Also buff owls ...
I heart Duo. But cake creator decapitates it 
Tis funny
steady vale
I'd romance them regardless
I love romancing Argonians n Khajiit
Also sexy toasters. Pretty sure I slept with a robot in Fallout 4
humble marsh
I hope starfield lets us romance our spaceship 😳
elder shale
No
steady vale
I would romance my ship
limber fractal
I hope starfield lets us romance our spaceship 😳
Romance how exactly
steady vale
I'd romance any tech if it has an intelligent Ai
mint spear
Damn, I thought I start some wild conversations but this got me beat.
tribal siren
I mean wasn't there that guy who romanced his car irl
elder shale
Damn, I thought I start some wild conversations but this got me beat.
Do you.... ship the ship
mint spear
😤
steady vale
Yes.
tribal siren
steady vale
I shipped my car with another car
Rip car, no clue what happened to you or your boyfriend
I was into transformers at the time
teal raptor
@elder shale is there a way to appear "online" continuously on the WhatsApp desktop app?
tribal siren
Did you see transformers 5
night bobcat
Stay online
steady vale
Did you see transformers 5
I don't like the live action movies
elder shale
IDK, I doj't use the desktop app
tribal siren
I've seen it twice and I still don't know what it's about
elder shale
don't
teal raptor
oh I thought you did 🤔
elder shale
no, web
teal raptor
it wwas someone else then
tribal siren
I don't like the live action movies
Me neither, I enjoyed bumblebee though
But that was the exception
spiral zephyr
One thing I’m still trying to figure out is. What’s in this
Oil de Danger Noodle
tribal siren
Apart from maybe the 2007 one
steady vale
I enjoyed the Linkin Park music and some of the cgi visuals for the chars, but that's about it
steady vale
Bed babies
elder shale
mint spear
Goodnight Code. ❤️
tribal siren
I remember 5 had a submarine transformer. But it couldn't transform so it was just a submarine lol
tribal siren
Late enough for bed screw it
Goodnight 🙂
steady vale
I've only seen 1-3 and fell asleep during 4
Think we also left early, tho that mightve been independence day 2
tribal siren
I forgot independence day 2 was a thing ngl
steady vale
That movie was so flippin stupid
tribal siren
Was it just one of those soulless cgi filled reboots?
steady vale
I rarely bother with movies anymore, it's rare to find anything decent
tribal siren
Yeah most are pretty terrible
I think the last big budget I enjoyed was bladerunner 2042
2049 sorry
steady vale
Even the ones that get a lot of praise are...ehh
Sonic 2 was....something
tribal siren
Was it enjoyable? I've not seen either
mint spear
To me it felt like that made it just cause the first one was acceptable successful.
elder shale
mint spear
They could have easily hav enot.
elder shale
K now I go lmao
mint spear
Friday
humble marsh
ok ty
tribal siren
My mum really loves sonic so I kinda want to watch the first one with her
We used to play it so much when I was little
steady vale
TV shows have been disappointing me too
I finally started Moon Knight, then I turned it off 🙃
It's an alright show, but it's not Moon Knight.
tribal siren
Loki I think is the only properly good marvel show
I enjoyed moon Knight more as it went on but its not my favourite
humble marsh
I guess you could say it's "Loki" the greatest marvel show
mint spear
ffs lmao
limber fractal
2049 sorry
Just finished rewatching it today. So good. But man, so much emotional weight. Makes me sad 
tribal siren
Just finished rewatching it today. So good. But man, so much emotional weight. M...
Yeah it's absolutely fantastic. If only more modern sequels had that much love put in
steady vale
Is Stranger things worth watching? I haven't touched it yet, but I know people were pretty obsessed with it.
limber fractal
Yeah it's absolutely fantastic. If only more modern sequels had that much love p...
Right? I think it was better than the original.
steady vale
I've mainly been watching animated series, I rarely bother with live action
mint spear
I'm on ep3 of Lockwood and Co and I'm quite enjoying it.
Something a little different.
tribal siren
Right? I think it was better than the original.
Honestly same. The elvis scene is so good
mint spear
Jesse Pikmin is a fantastic character in that show.
humble marsh
eternal thorn
Breaking Bad this, Breaking Bad that, nobody ever talks about Fixing Good
mint spear
smh my head
humble marsh
Fixing Good sucks ass, that's why
steady vale
I'm on ep3 of Lockwood and Co and I'm quite enjoying it.
Is it staying faithful to the books?
mint spear
Yes!
steady vale
Neat, it's always nice when shows actually utilize their source material :>
humble marsh
I googled that show and saw the words "British" and "Detective"
I now want to watch it
whatever it is
steady vale
What did you all eat for breakfast
mint spear
Food, you?
mint spear
Very un-breakfasty, I rate it 10/10.
humble marsh
shit I haven't had breakfast
tribal siren
3 McDonald's chicken selects 😭
steady vale
People who eat instant are weird
mint spear
Ah!
I dunno why but I immediately went to packet instant mash when you said breakfast.
For some reason, instant mash seems an acceptable breakfast over actual real mash potato.
steady vale
I don't mind putting n the extra work for perfect mashed potatoes
humble marsh
I like mashed potato with dill
steady vale
I couldn't decide on a gravy flavor so combined chicken n turkey
Ceryn got cheddar cheese on his
steady vale
I like mashed potato with dill
Excuse me
humble marsh
wut
steady vale
:[
Next thing you're gonna say is that it's acceptable to put garlic in mashed potatoes
humble marsh
idk never tried it with garlic
steady vale
It's nasty :[
Tbh I think dill is weirder tho
Unless you mean like dillweed, which is better on fries served with seafood
mint spear
Dill/Gherkins with soft cheese is legit nice tbh.
humble marsh
It's not like mashed potatoes with ketchup
mint spear
Only a heretic would do that though.
steady vale
Gravy, butter, or just salt n pepper (sometimes paprika)
steady vale
screw it I'm just eating chips
What kind of chips
steady vale
I don't like it
mint spear
I already have you blocked so it would only be fair.
steady vale
Never had hummus before
humble marsh
I bet all 4 of them are adam
steady vale
I think that's a nice round number.
Zero would be a nice round like number
mint spear
Yeah but I dislike more than zero people, unfortunately.
steady vale
I've briefly blocked some Individuals, but then I feel bad
mint spear
I used to be that way but lately some people have really been rubbing me up the wrong way. Annoying me so easily.
tribal siren
Never had hummus before
Very yummy
humble marsh
I just haven't found anyone who's rude enough to warrant blocking yet
mint spear
I can try.
eternal thorn
you're excused
steady vale
I used to be that way but lately some people have really been rubbing me up the ...
I get that way as well but I try to remind myself that it is texting and it's easy to misinterpret someone's attitude. There's still some individuals tho that make me feel a bit too uncomfortable
mint spear
Yeah I get that.
I mean, I'm fully aware that I personally am on some folks block list. Some of the shit that I type is definitely worth being blocked for.
I enjoy being here, even if sometimes to be a 🤡 but I mostly enjoy the people.
When some are here making that unfun for me, I need to hide them.
That being said, if what they are saying is giving them enjoyment, then fair play to them.
steady vale
I can't think of any reason someone would block you, but at the same time I'm not watching you in chat 24/7
mint spear
I do get a bit dumb sometimes. When I should stop I carry on.
I enjoy the reactions though. 😕
Makes me belly laugh for real.
steady vale
I'm too nervous of a person, so I try to tiptoe around people here n behave
I'm sure I still manage to annoy people tho, it's impossible to please everyone 🤷♂️
I wish I could laugh stuff off like that tho, you have a super power
Instead Ceryn gets to hear me blabber nervously
mint spear
Ah you're cool as beans Moon. Nobody here can get mad with you, your presence is very much enjoyed by most.
It's definitely noticed when you're not here.
night bobcat
I'm too nervous of a person, so I try to tiptoe around people here n behave
I'm ...
If you annoy anyone let me know
I'll ban them
mint spear
rofl
steady vale
Pffft
night bobcat
Husband exempt*
mint spear
🤣
steady vale
I just haven't found anyone who's rude enough to warrant blocking yet
Even after all my pickle hate?
silent wagon
Pickles are foul
mint spear
He tries his best. 😕
steady vale
Mainly a texture issue for me
humble marsh
I don't even like pickles that much tbh
mint spear
I don't like Pokemon.
steady vale
Pokemon is fun 😤
night bobcat
I like pickled Pokémon
steady vale
I like pickled Pokémon
Pretty sure I mentioned this before but I used to pretend to eat pokemon. Like Pikachu ramen.
night bobcat
Mmmmm!
humble marsh
I mean, I do like pickles
silent wagon
Mainly a texture issue for me
humble marsh
just not that much
night bobcat
steady vale
I'd pictured Ash eating a soup that was super good but then he found out the broth was made from a Pikachu
mint spear
Hahahaha
steady vale
Children have weird imaginations
silent wagon
Damn Texans eating pickles at the movie theater, smh
mint spear
What!
night bobcat
steady vale
Aw that's cute
silent wagon
Movie theater pickles are a crime against humanity
night bobcat
Cronch
steady vale
I was really really really hoping covid would kill off theaters tbh
I want to just rent movies at home
humble marsh
I'd pictured Ash eating a soup that was super good but then he found out the bro...
well that's
huh
mint spear
It just made the tickets affordable. 😤
steady vale
I'd like to see that Mario movie, but I can't stand being near people
Are they cheaper?
mint spear
They are here.
Previously a trip to cinema cost me £30 before popcorn, last time I went it cost me £20 with popcorn.
humble marsh
I don't care about being around people, I just hate movie theaters because it's so inconvenient
can't pause, usually no subtitles, etc
mint spear
Family ticket.
silent wagon
I mean, you can rent movies while they're in theaters/soon afterwards. It's just stupidly expensive (like $20+)
thick stump
don't mind them tbh, makes for a nice family day out
steady vale
We'd go to the drive in and get two movies for like twenty bucks
mint spear
don't mind them tbh, makes for a nice family day out
My thoughts too. My children love the cinema.
silent wagon
I haven't been to a theater since...uh, the last one I can remember was A Quiet Place Part II
thick stump
went not too long ago to watch Lightyear
silent wagon
Wait, we watched Doctor Strange 2
That was the last thing we saw in theaters I think
steady vale
It's probably been like 4+ years since we went to a theater
humble marsh
Wait, we watched Doctor Strange 2
What a weird movie
steady vale
I am considering going to see the Mario movie >.>
Unfortunately tho Ceryn has weekends off, so it'll be difficult to avoid people
Typically we'd go early on a Tuesday
thick stump
was tempted to watch the new Avatar film
silent wagon
There's so many movies and shows constantly releasing that we just wait for whatever we're interested in to hit streaming services, lol
steady vale
was tempted to watch the new Avatar film
I do wanna see that, mainly for all the scenery
silent wagon
Space Pocahontas 2: Electric Boogaloo 
thick stump
ye i really liked the first Avatar
humble marsh
also movie theaters don't have The Office or Friends so what's the point
steady vale
I hate shows with laugh tracks
silent wagon
You'd have to hit me with a very large brick to make me watch Friends in a theater, lol
humble marsh
it's not a laugh track 
steady vale
Whatever it's called
thick stump
why would Friends or TV shows be in a theatre in the first place
steady vale
I don't like fake laughter in the background of a show
silent wagon
That 70s Show was the only show with a laugh track that I could stand, lol
mint spear
That 70's show is actually funny though.
humble marsh
Friends is funny :(
silent wagon
I get a cold sweat thinking about how corporate suits originally wanted Malcom in the Middle to have one 💀
humble marsh
I like the part where chandler says "Could I BE any more (blank)"
mint spear
I'm glad they did not.
steady vale
Older shows like I love Lucy were cute, I think they had background laughter/live audience
night bobcat
humble marsh
I don
thick stump
Big Bang Theory had a live audience too
humble marsh
I don't mind laughter because I'm very easy to please and are probably laughing too
silent wagon
Basically any comedy show made before The Office that didn't have a laugh track had to fight very hard to do so, lol. Then The Office came along and showed smelly corporate bois that canned laughter isn't required
teal raptor
I liked Frasier
thick stump
couldn't get into that
humble marsh
I recently watched Northern Exposure
was great at first, but over time it got worse and worse and by the last season I just wanted it to end
thick stump
same with Big Bang Theory pretty much
mint spear
The Big Bang Theory was good until season 4.
Then it was dogshit.
It's like they ran out of ideas but the cash machine was still printing so they was just forcing stuff.
silent wagon
Simply watch funky comedies like Letterkenny and New Girl and What We Do in the Shadows 😌
humble marsh
I've a very personal connection with Big Bang Theory, so I loved it regardless
silent wagon
After about ten minutes of watching stuff like Big Bang Theory my brain turns off and starts playing the Goldeneye pause screen song 🤣
humble marsh
I'm hyped af for the 007 game by IOI
silent wagon
There was a pretty good GC 007 game
Agent Under Fire was gud, Nightfire was 
eternal thorn
It was either Nightfire or Agent Under Fire
silent wagon
I'm hyped af for the 007 game by IOI
I'm worried it's just gonna be a Hitman reskin
eternal thorn
Ok looking at the first levels, it was definitely Agent Under Fire that I played
silent wagon
Nightfire had godly level design 😫💦
eternal thorn
It does look good
austere wing
@night bobcat
night bobcat
What
silent wagon
The very first mission was a sandbox with way more freedom than you'd expect
night bobcat
So, why ping
austere wing
Pingular gleam 😂
humble marsh
The very first mission was a sandbox with way more freedom than you'd expect
Deus ex reference 😳
austere wing
New name?
night bobcat
Messing around
humble marsh
look, i did it without pinging
Lemme see if I can do dat
@limber fractal
@night bobcat
nope
austere wing
Who barky
eternal thorn
Cyan owner
austere wing
Jack Horner
austere wing
V Davy Jones who would win?
austere wing
Star light, star bright,
First star I see tonight,
I wish I may, I wish I might,
Have this wish I wish tonight.
Lmao
Average nms gamer
zenith pebble
The Big Bang Theory was good until season 4.
big bang theory was never good, just find a clip with the laugh track removed
mint spear
I wholly agree about the clips with no laugh track, a new kind of comedy in itself.
The early seasons didn’t try to be funny cause it just was, mid to late seasons did try to be funny and they wasn’t.
Cheap humour albeit.
zenith pebble
im not a fan as you may have guessed lol
eternal thorn
@safe path
safe path
O3O
eternal thorn
they're not aligned
safe path
I see lol
spiral zephyr
eye twitch
teal raptor
🙂
humble marsh
<@689501509494505496>
Hotline Miami looks great
zenith pebble
quiet
eternal thorn
What game that
humble marsh
space engineers
rotund finch
eternal thorn
space engineers
I've not touched that game in years
zenith pebble
iBored
zenith pebble
Have you tried playing No Man's Sky? I hear it's a great game.
im in a hospital bed
slender quartz
im in a hospital bed
Oh, that's right. I hope things go well, and you have a quick, painless as possible recovery.
dry bison
Oh, that's right. I hope things go well, and you have a quick, painless as possi...
@zenith pebble Don't you listen to him. If you wanna have a long painful recovery, you do you.
Oh shit. The End is Nye is on
zenith pebble
thx mumbles i can always count on u for genuine support
i get drainage installed tomorrow yay
zenith pebble
no a shunt
toob from blern to stomach
but maybe ill have a catheter during surgery, something to not look forward to
zenith pebble
Oh, that's right. I hope things go well, and you have a quick, painless as possi...
thank you dude
clever vessel
but maybe ill have a catheter during surgery, something to not look forward to
what are you in for?
zenith pebble
what are you in for?
almost had a stroke or somethin, brain cancer, a combo of the two. idk
limber fractal
Silly kitty to make you smile 
https://fxtwitter.com/translatedcats/status/1622373293511565313
dim egret
holy shit The Last of Us eps 3 made me cry
dim egret
That was my favorite parody of Of Mice and Men
tell me about the rabbits george
limber fractal
holy shit The Last of Us eps 3 made me cry
So good, right? I still gotta see ep 4. If you ever wanna discuss spoilers 👉 #1019265354100391937 
dim egret
ill be watching 4 in the morning when my mom wakes up
she offered to watch it after eps 3 but i told her i had to stop because i was still wiping my eyes
also had to show her just how much different that episode was compared to the game
eternal thorn
o shit
7.7 earthquake in Turkey
7.9?
Not sure which
Regardless
thats gotta be devastating
wheat burrow
My news source tells me 7.8
But yeah, it also tells me hundreds have died 😕
Turkey and Syria have been hit by it
thick stump
Over 360 killed so far
spiral zephyr
Nasty stuff
🙁
rich token
Are @limber fractal and @night bobcat on a mission to confuse the living hell out of us
mint spear
One is real, the other is a bot.
Quite often they switch places to confuse us.
Thing is, the bot is quite deceiving and genuinely difficult to tell apart from the real one.
ruby bay
KFC is good but looks like shit
thick stump
Haven't had a kfc in a long time
wheat burrow
Same, been over ten years since I last had KFC (or McDonald’s, Burger King, etc for that matter)
elder shale
Angular doesn't let me delete my own folders - can you fuck off
elder shale
Says I need permission from me
ruby bay
Doc saved my ass so many times in snowrunner
elder shale
Doc usually does that
ruby bay
Good doc
tender marlin
It sounds so delightful
tender marlin
Nice and dreamy, reminds me of ye olde games
<:yayPanda:851048488854093835>
It’s actually from an old game :3
Mother 3 to be exact
elder shale
Mother :o
tender marlin
Ye
‘A letter to you honey’ is the track
I just felt like remaking it by memory
I think I did well
elder shale
teal raptor
hiii
elder shale
teal raptor
sup
obtuse hatch
Hey!
teal raptor
hi!
obtuse hatch
How are you?
teal raptor
good luck, buddy
obtuse hatch
Thank you!
warm trout
Dead chat?
night bobcat
Asleep chat
night bobcat
👀
wheat burrow
Morning Gleam
night bobcat
Good morning birthday twin
night bobcat
Reported
teal raptor
sin bad
alpine vortex
👀
elder shale
teal raptor
holy shit
a 7.9 and 7.5 earthquake hit southeastern Turkey on the Syrian border
almost 2,000 fatalities so far
most buildings in an 80-km radius were destroyed
it occured at 4.30 AM, so most people were asleep and didn't stand a chance to flee their houses 😐
thick stump
just seen some footage on Twitter and it looks like some crazy movie scene of all these buildings just crumbling in seconds
teal raptor
yeah
wheat burrow
Nothing as powerful as nature
Scary how it can decimate things that take years to create in a matter of seconds
ruby bay
Yeah, it's fucken scary wish there was something that we could to stop them from happening
thick stump
it completely destroyed a castle too
2200 year old castle
just a pile of rubble now
ruby bay
That's sad, It stood for 2,200 years only to be destroyed by an earthquake
wheat burrow
Hopefully there won’t be another following close behind. Often find that with some big ones that there are some smaller ones follow on. Usually not as severe though
elder shale
Nature isn't very forgiving to human infastructure, it'd only be a mere 10k years for any trace of humanity to disappear if we suddenly vanished.
mint spear
Had another 7.7 just an hour ago.
wheat burrow
Really? Fuck
mint spear
Yes.
wheat burrow
So much for my “usually not as severe” may as well have been with how close the numbers are
Shit
elder shale
I bet there's gonna be idiots talking about urban planning and all that shit.
But even great urban planning struggles with a 7+ earthquake.
wheat burrow
Especially three of them in 24 hours
elder shale
Yep.
I didn't check to see where the epicenter was but hope it's not in the water, don't want to have to deal with a tsunami after all that.
wheat burrow
I feel for the people whose lives have just been thrown into utter chaos and catastrophe
thick stump
Syria got absolutely f**ked as well
wheat burrow
Yeah I saw that from the first one. I’m guess they second and third hit them too
elder shale
Not far off, dang
wheat burrow
I suspect the waters around Cyprus will be a bit choppy but hopefully not too bad
teal raptor
a 3rd apparently, jeez
wow 😮
wheat burrow
Hmm, by highly sensitive sensors surely? Not by everyday people walking around..?
thick stump
gotta be one of the biggest ever
elder shale
Hmm, by highly sensitive sensors surely? Not by everyday people walking around.....
Probably.
I didn't check the whole article, just skimmed through it.
wheat burrow
A lot of us Europeans are on a direct line from there to Greenland (not you though, Code) and I can safely say I didn’t feel anything that I could think was an aftershock
zenith pebble
yarp yarp
wheat burrow
Morning foxy man. I wish you well for today
elder shale
Foxie 
zenith pebble
bon dia
elder shale
Same magnitude as the 1755 Lisbon Earthquake
and that pretty much razed the city at the time
zenith pebble
what was the depth though
night bobcat
10km
elder shale
wheat burrow
I’m reading 18
night bobcat
Hah, depends which geological group
teal raptor
man, I fucking hate my neighbour's dog
night bobcat
Mines from India
teal raptor
it's barking all day long and he doesn't do anything about it
night bobcat
USGS says 24, so I'll go with that too
teal raptor
there's a small fault line running across Belgium and The Netherlands
night bobcat
man, I fucking hate my neighbour's dog
Hate the neighbor not the dog
teal raptor
I remember one earthquake we had, but it was only 3ish on the Richter scale
teal raptor
it remains in an enclosed area for the duration of its life smh
wheat burrow
This is partly why it’s barking then for sure
teal raptor
no wonder the dog is agitated and not in the best of moods
wheat burrow
Is it overweight as well due to lack of proper exercise?
teal raptor
no
wheat burrow
Well that’s something at least. It’s probably got a lot of energy it wants to burn off
clever vessel
almost had a stroke or somethin, brain cancer, a combo of the two. idk
what the heck, man. praying for ya
wheat burrow
idk what you call them in English
Looks like Alsatian but perhaps slight different
teal raptor
idk Alsatian
teal raptor
oh right 🙂
wheat burrow
Just googled it. Looks similar but not quite the same.
teal raptor
yeah Mechelen (Malinois) is a city in Antwerp
wheat burrow
Ahh ok
teal raptor
but I highly doubt someone bred a dog there once and said "hey, let's call it a Belgian Malinois"
wheat burrow
Lmao yeah true
teal raptor
🥲
edgy egret
teal raptor
bon appétit
dim egret
Aw man. There was a scene in TLOU eps 4 that was just painful to watch
Cant get mad at me haha
rotund finch
rotund finch
First time using this air fryer tho
Never done fried rice in air fryer before, bit have done dumplings and eggrolls, much yum
limber fractal
Omygoodness
severe crypt
1 sec
limber fractal
So much fluff cuteness
severe crypt
He's my bowling pin I won at my favorite arcade
sleek coral
The bowling pin.
edgy egret
Lol
limber fractal
Jim the king pin
sleek coral
lol
severe crypt
Ikr lol
severe crypt
Hehe ty :D
limber fractal
Should def make an account on JooToob
primal kelp
vpn
limber fractal
TikTok is rough to access
I purposely don't use their app
And their website purposely makes it a pain (at least on mobile)
sleek coral
Yes. I tried to use tiktok when it wasn’t banned. Didn’t like it.
edgy egret
Calico?
rotund finch
Has pink and green toebeans too
My last cat was a fire point Siamese, sadly have no pics of her
edgy egret
I love his coat pattern though
Reminds me of a calico, which is cool since those cats are almost never male
rotund finch
Soft peach colored fur with orange stripes and striking blue eyes
rotund finch
Reminds me of a calico, which is cool since those cats are almost never male
Love calicos, beauties
edgy egret
About 15 years ago I had a female full orange/ginger cat; no pics on my phone but she was sweet
She was rare
rotund finch
Mine was too, total lap cat that demanded snuggies always
edgy egret
Orange cats are almost always male
rotund finch
She use to curl up on my head 😂
Woke up often to marshmallow floof on my head
She was a rather interesting cat, liked grapes and chocolate ice cream
May have been spoiled cat
edgy egret
Murphy hates cat treats and will only eat cat food and, for snacks, only deli and/or smoked meats lol
It has to be a processed meat like salami
rotund finch
Sadly when I got her, the original owners had her declawed so as she got older she just quit using the pan because it hurt her paws
edgy egret
Otherwise he won't eat it
rotund finch
Sadly when I got her, the original owners had her declawed so as she got older s...
After that step father made me toss her outside, never came back one day... Probably hit by a car or predator got her
rotund finch
He barely ever gets it
Ah well still cute
edgy egret
His favorite meat is beef and he can smell when something has beef in it even if it's only a little or isn't visible
rotund finch
Lol smart boy
edgy egret
We made beef enchiladas one time and he wouldn't stop begging lol
edgy egret
I just think it's funny because he won't eat any other type of treat
Not just cat treats; meats that aren't deli or smoked as well
elder shale
rotund finch
Lmao yeah cats are like people, unique personality, and flavor preference
rotund finch
Lol
edgy egret
Such big ears lol I love it
rotund finch
Sometimes when I don't get more catfood in time mine gets tuna and he's just so happy
elder shale
is still smol
gonna be bigger than her brother to
tho
they're always together
cuties
elder shale
elder shale
Fuck this is gonna be a weird week
rotund finch
https://tenor.com/view/i-can-typing-typing-happy-computer-gif-16039863
Yes
wheat burrow
I’m guilty of it too lol
rotund finch
Fuck this is gonna be a weird week
I can help... Make it more weird
rotund finch
Awww
elder shale
It's usually two days and it would be Thursday and Friday but tomorrow we got some interns shadowing us so
gotta go
rotund finch
Byeses
teal raptor
Codefused
rotund finch
Yes
Oh wow I bruised my foot on my kid's toy two days ago and it's still dark blue 😂
rotund finch
😂
limber fractal
https://tenor.com/view/meow-gif-24525483
This kitty always reminds me of @opaque tartan's Koosh 
primal kelp
i got some lego succulents to build and they used lego submachine guns as part of the build
elder shale
The key to succulents is machine guns.
zenith pebble
brap brap brap
elder shale
brap brap brap
Hey Foxie
elder shale
Oh didn't know you were havin' surgery, hope everything goes well
teal raptor
@zenith pebble STAY SAFE 😭 ❤️
dry bison
Oh didn't know you were havin' surgery, hope everything goes well <a:bunny_hug:8...
He's typing while in surgery. Champing it.
teal raptor
anesthesia bad
glass belfry
Youtube thumbnails these days
glass belfry
Ok I dont know what is more cursed
glass belfry
Maybye hes pretending to be a 3d picture
wet pollen
