off-topic-bond-james-bond

[near jacinth]

yes

[teal raptor]

good morning

[ruby bay]

Where be my money

[elder shale]

My guy, you already said there's a 10 day variance, so just wait.
We can't help you get your money.

[ruby bay]

They always pay by the 3rd

[teal raptor]

Code is a scammer

give my money back 😡

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/xena-xena-warrior-princess-priestess-leah-lucy-lawless-season3-gif-22627653

[teal raptor]

Lucy Lawless was good in Spartacus: BLood & Sand

[elder shale]

Lucy Lawless is good in everything

It's Lucy goddamn Lawless

[teal raptor]

welp, just plain Spartacus since they changed the title every season

that show was insane

it's like Game Of Thrones on steroids

with bad CGI

[elder shale]

Spartacus was a weird blend of a genuinely good show with an interesting style, and a cheesy, shitty show.
Actors did a lot of the brunt work to make it good.

[teal raptor]

full frontal nudity everywhere, ridiculous gore, over-the-top sex scenes

👀

too bad they recast the main protagonist after season 1

I liked that guy

[elder shale]

Well he fucking died, Klinsk

[teal raptor]

but his successor grew on me

[elder shale]

Kinda hard to cast a dead guy

[teal raptor]

oh, I don't remember that, I thought he wanted to leave the show and they just replaced him

[elder shale]

Nah

Had leukaemia iirc

[teal raptor]

oh right!

the guy who played Craxis was a total badass

[elder shale]

Oh

Non-Hodgkin's Lymphoma

[elder shale]

Crixus? 😅

[teal raptor]

yeah w/e

[opaque tartan]

Lucy Lawless is good in everything

[rotund finch]

Being loved on this morning lol

@elder shale I blame you for falling into PoT 😂

[elder shale]

blame @sterile tartan, I don't play PoT lmao

[rotund finch]

Still you showed me that damn server, you are partially responsible

[elder shale]

[safe path]

Well it's confirmed, by May I should be moved out to Oregon

[rotund finch]

Nice

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/nusret-salt-bae-cooking-gif-13268424

[safe path]

Talked to my gf this morning and it seems like we all are in the same page

[elder shale]

Wait uh

[rotund finch]

[elder shale]

Nvm don't wanna ask

[safe path]

Code I assume you are behind. Clair and I opened our relationship up to help each other

I know what you thinking xD

Clair is moving too lol

We are getting a 3b 2bath house to rent

For 4 of us

Like 2k a month

[rotund finch]

Interesting dynamic, hope it works out for you 4

[safe path]

Oh yey it's been good so far

[elder shale]

Oh

Yea hope everything works out

[safe path]

I'm sure it will, has been so far

[rotund finch]

If y'all have the right personalities for it, it should be great

[safe path]

Oh so far we do o3o

[rotund finch]

Will all find out after a month or so under the same roof, all 4 of you lol

Nothing tests the waters like co-habitation

[safe path]

Well that's why I'm staying out here for about a month now

And flying back Feb 21

[rotund finch]

Best wishes

[safe path]

Gracias

[teal raptor]

hiii Natani!

[rotund finch]

[safe path]

Heya Klinsk!

[teal raptor]

all good?

[safe path]

Mhmm haven't been this happy in a bit

[teal raptor]

oh what happened? 😄

[safe path]

Read up above x3

[teal raptor]

Oregon, huh?

[safe path]

Tldr, wife and I opened up to poly, got gf, out here in Oregon visiting her

And we are gunna be moving ya

[teal raptor]

visit Arcadia Bay and say hi to Max and Chloe for me

oh wait, that's a videogame

[safe path]

XD

[teal raptor]

😄

Oregon seems awesome

I like American forests

they're so HUGE

[safe path]

Yus

[teal raptor]

I mean, you can cross one for a few weeks and still not appear on the other side

pls post Bigfoot pics

[night bobcat]

This isn't Tinder

[safe path]

XD

[night bobcat]

[rotund finch]

Bigfoot isn't real

[teal raptor]

Clackamas County and Umatilla County in Oregon are BIgfoot hotspots

[night bobcat]

Big feet are

[rotund finch]

There are very hairy forest men but no bigfoot lol

[safe path]

For that sic burn

[rotund finch]

[safe path]

I do a lot of work for Clackamas, well did

[rotund finch]

Sorry bored lol

[safe path]

You good

[elder shale]

No problem

[safe path]

I'm too s little

Charli sleeping so I'm just laying here next to her

[rotund finch]

Being loved on by kitteh, he's such a sweet boy

Happy kitteh purrs

[ruby bay]

I'm getting payed technically today but there's a chance the money will land in my bank account on Monday

I'm switching banks 😠

[rotund finch]

Oof

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-purr-yawn-cute-kitty-gif-10938308

[ruby bay]

Big oof

I wanted to play satisfactory on the weekends god damn it

[rotund finch]

Awww

A gamers worse nightmare, having to wait to buy a game and play until next day off

[safe path]

Wat

That is not what I typed

I dunno, mine is when my mobo went out

[ruby bay]

Yes

[safe path]

I think my phone copy pasted from another server I'm in

[rotund finch]

Lmao

[safe path]

Because someone posted that elsewhere

And I clicked the message to reply

[rotund finch]

My condolences

[safe path]

Idk I notice odd bugs oh this phone a bit

[ruby bay]

Thanks, it's wack as fuck hopefully it lands

[rotund finch]

Hope so too

Man ark 2 needs to hurry up and come out so I can start a carnotaurus army

Love carnos

https://tenor.com/view/carno-carnotaurus-carnodance-dancing-dinosaur-gif-25723580

[elder shale]

[rotund finch]

I gotta get a pic of my carno off of PoT

[ruby bay]

🫥

[rotund finch]

👀

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-smile-smirk-gif-18775562

[rotund finch]

Been into dinosaurs ever since I seen Jurassic park as a little girl

[rotund finch]

That dog oml always too funny

[ruby bay]

Also fuck .shop emails

[rotund finch]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-best-friends-forever-spongebob-cartoon-patrick-star-gif-12356889

[ruby bay]

They keep sending spams

[rotund finch]

I mostly ignore my email lmao

So much crap in there

[ruby bay]

I mean i work in the information security department as an intern and these mfs keep spamming us

[rotund finch]

Ah yeah that'd be a pain

Especially since it's part of your job to deal woth that shit

I am just a simple at home mom with a mild gaming addiction

Husband isn't working either so I crack the whip and have him help with chores

https://tenor.com/view/get-to-work-work-simpsons-smithers-trendizisst-gif-15496843

😂

[ruby bay]

It's pain

[rotund finch]

I bet

I am always cleaning up after the boys (kid and hubby) so I can relate to a degree

[ruby bay]

[rotund finch]

Got a 6 year old with autism thankfully it's not extreme but his comprehensive capacity is behind other kids his age

My gaming is my destressor

Have my own mental shit on top of being mom lol

[winter dagger]

Gamer mom

Reminds of

Another gamer mom

Except she smokes weed

@chilly sierra I found your best friend

[chilly sierra]

Omg 😭😭😭 why would you say that 😳

[rotund finch]

Lmao I use to smoke weed, I'm batshit crazy without it 😂

[chilly sierra]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[rotund finch]

All good fellow momma

[chilly sierra]

Everything is the same w me tho except my sons 7

[winter dagger]

Bilk shes literally perfect for you

Stoner mom

Come on

[chilly sierra]

Why are you shipping us

[winter dagger]

Uhhhhh bilk

[rotund finch]

XD he must be bored

[winter dagger]

I am bored

[chilly sierra]

Fr

[winter dagger]

I'm in class rn

[rotund finch]

Also pleasure to meet you

[winter dagger]

And I'm trying to get two moms ik to game

[chilly sierra]

Nice to meet you as well! I'm Bilk

[winter dagger]

This is wholesome

[chilly sierra]

I hate that you can't react in here

[winter dagger]

Bilk dont you have work

[chilly sierra]

Like pls give me my emojis 😭

[winter dagger]

😔

[chilly sierra]

Yes I'm waiting for my brother so we can leave

[rotund finch]

Nakro, so gaming platform and game genre's you like 👀

[chilly sierra]

Which reminds me I gotta start my car

[limber fractal]

You will, with Familiar role. Run !RoleHelp in #bot-spam for more info

[winter dagger]

Yeah I can react 😤

[rotund finch]

Hehe

[chilly sierra]

I don't chat enough in here rip

[winter dagger]

Bilk just joined this server and I joined after her and she decided to be inactive

Smh

[rotund finch]

@limber fractal I broke down and got nitro lmao

[chilly sierra]

It's bc I literally was working and then I got covid so I died

[rotund finch]

Oof

[limber fractal]

I'm impressed. Good job, dababy

[rotund finch]

Glad you are feeling better bilk

[limber fractal]

[winter dagger]

Cam you stop warning me now

[chilly sierra]

Also impressed

[chilly sierra]

Thank you!

[chilly sierra]

No

[limber fractal]

If you continue being wholesome, fosho

[winter dagger]

Bilk you're lucky were not in bilk gang

[winter dagger]

Thanks!

[chilly sierra]

Biggest "why I aughta" I've ever seen

[winter dagger]

Bilk you live IN OREGON

[rotund finch]

I'm SOMETIMES wholesome

[winter dagger]

YOU CANNOT BE TALKING

[rotund finch]

Meh brain can be not so wholesome lol

[winter dagger]

I'm always wholesome

[chilly sierra]

No

[winter dagger]

I just have a different definition

Ok I go bye bye now

[rotund finch]

https://tenor.com/view/lies-liar-south-park-shenanigans-gif-14746341

[limber fractal]

That's debatable

[chilly sierra]

Fr

My brothers gonna make us late to work rip

[rotund finch]

I admit to and take responsibility for my debauchery

[chilly sierra]

Fr same

[rotund finch]

Plus it's fun

https://tenor.com/view/evil-laugh-bwahaha-bobs-burgers-gif-5632048

[chilly sierra]

I gtg to work but ima add you as a fren

[rotund finch]

Oki same! Be safe

[chilly sierra]

Thank youuuu 🫶

[rotund finch]

[ruby bay]

I GOT MY MONEY!!!

FUCK YEAH

[rotund finch]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-unicorn-unicorn-chubbicorn-chubbiverse-rave-party-gif-25145066

@winter dagger thanks for the reference, she and i vibe well

Hard to find fellow female gamers that vibe together

@limber fractal what stuff you play woman, and platform?

[night bobcat]

Chaos is her game, the world is her platform.

[limber fractal]

Mostly Xbox. But can play some Steam on the Deck. Games, it depends. Most single player.

[ruby bay]

Bro you've got the deck?

[limber fractal]

Lmao well, there is the RedHot Modifier fosho. I have no control over that most of the tike tho

[limber fractal]

Yes bro

[night bobcat]

Fr bro?

[limber fractal]

It's an impressive device. Ngl

[ruby bay]

How much weight can it withstand?

[night bobcat]

Lol

[limber fractal]

I haven't tried standing on it tbh

[night bobcat]

Lmo

Knew it

[ruby bay]

I bought the games

Now to buy the tryhackme subscription

[limber fractal]

What games?

[ruby bay]

Satisfactory and valheim and snow runner

[limber fractal]

I wanna tryhackyou. Waz dat?

[rotund finch]

Xbox too

[ruby bay]

It's learning portal

[limber fractal]

Snow runner, isn't that the game Doc loves @night bobcat

[night bobcat]

Slow Runner I thought

[limber fractal]

Ooh right! I always confuse the name cc @timid talon

[rotund finch]

Lol

I love stuff with dinos, obviously lol

[night bobcat]

Death Stranding without the baby

[limber fractal]

Sweeet! what games you play?

[rotund finch]

Death stranding could be fun with friends

[night bobcat]

One person is bb

[ruby bay]

Good game

[rotund finch]

Laugh as your friend gets eaten by a shark before you too are shark food

[wet pollen]

I want a coop strand-type game where you deliver stuff like couches and refrigerators, have to carry them together with your partner

[rotund finch]

I mean... Try to save your friend

[limber fractal]

I'd love to b bb

[ruby bay]

Maybe snow runner?

Well you deliver stuff Co-op

[timid talon]

slowrunner would be more appropriate. it's great tho 😛

[wet pollen]

I might get that game on sale sometime 👀

[edgy egret]

He's got no head lol

[ruby bay]

It's on sale rn, that's why i bought it lol

[wet pollen]

fuzzball

https://tenor.com/view/cat-look-gif-19801862

[rotund finch]

Murphy lovins

[limber fractal]

Hello cuddle ball

[ruby bay]

Time to play the shit out of weekends

[rotund finch]

So floofeh

[timid talon]

i'd co-op snowrunner with you. i bet @limber fractal would too 😎

[limber fractal]

Playing with shit sounds a little unsanitary but you have fun Joe

[ruby bay]

Count me in

Just bought the games

[edgy egret]

Found the head

[limber fractal]

That's crossplay?

[ruby bay]

Excited to tow people in snowrunner

[rotund finch]

Cuteness overload

[timid talon]

of course. remember we were gonna try co-op?

[ruby bay]

Can i join y'all?

[limber fractal]

i find that so funny. But glad you and Doc enjoy the game

[limber fractal]

Omg das rite. You're Sony

My brain's dead without sleep

[ruby bay]

Heading off work in 18 minutes and will be back home in like an hour

[limber fractal]

I'll install it

[ruby bay]

Gfn is nice because i don't have to install the games

[limber fractal]

Just cuz Doc needs some RedHot chaos in his video game experience

[wet pollen]

Take care

[ruby bay]

I'm finishing work in 18 minutes that's what i meant by heading off lol

[wet pollen]

ohh

I just woke up

misread lol

[limber fractal]

Where you from again Jo? @ruby bay

[ruby bay]

Georgia

[wet pollen]

RedHotTrouble would like to know your location

[ruby bay]

The country

[limber fractal]

Cool. My dementia hasn't hit in just yet

[ruby bay]

👍

[limber fractal]

Lol well, if I'm gonna tow him at some point, i gotta know

So you getting the game @wet pollen?

Or you have it?

[wet pollen]

Don't have it

[ruby bay]

Just bought a food delivery subscription for 4.16$ free delivery for me

[wet pollen]

spent my gaming budget during the winter sale lol

[ruby bay]

Yay

[timid talon]

you have to do some tasks solo first before you can play multiplayer - repair a bridge and get to your garage, from memory

[ruby bay]

I'll do those then

[limber fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/dying-hungry-and-thirsty-gif-16689267

[ruby bay]

It'll be cheaper than the cafeteria and plus I'll have lot more variety to choose from

[rotund finch]

How I feel most days when I get up

[limber fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/stuck-austinpowers-austin-powers-gif-5659063

[wet pollen]

Beef jerky

[rotund finch]

Yup and that

[ruby bay]

Me waking up at 7:30 am

[rotund finch]

I was up at 5am

[limber fractal]

Lol it's so much worse when you're not even waking up, cuz you've been up all night

[limber fractal]

True story

[ruby bay]

Construction 👍

[rotund finch]

Debated doing laundry then decided later lol

[wet pollen]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5fVMfCcC5I

[rotund finch]

Lol I got up early cuz I planned to do some laundry, but then decided nah, later

[timid talon]

that literally does happen in the game 😔

[ruby bay]

I wanna get stuck in a river and get towed out

[pure sinew]

curious what people here are doing about Hogwarts Legacy (buying, not buying) given the HP author's, um, little issues.... and given that she wasn't involved in the creation of the game but will get royalties but they won't be much but it's still money going to bad things etc. etc.

[timid talon]

that will absolutely happen too. a lot. you don't unlock good mud tyres til pretty deep in the game

[ruby bay]

Nice

Looking forward to getting stuck and being hoisted out

[limber fractal]

Maybe ppl have discussed it here before or in #other-games? I'm clueless about the game. @winged badge were you gonna get it / play it?

Oh, right. Not 100% clueless. It's verified on the Deck (tx to Bkay info)

[pure sinew]

oh other games, of course, meh. brain no work good today

[limber fractal]

My brain same. Need sleep.

[pure sinew]

some things never change 😄

[ruby bay]

Ok heading off guys

I'll be back in an hour

Probably

[winged badge]

so this is where all the action is these days? about Hogwarts Legacy: maybe, maybe - but not with my current machine/way overdue to hardware upgrade for that game

[limber fractal]

@pure sinew Dunno about action. I'm ready to pass out

Oh wait, @winged badge, speaking of action...

https://fxtwitter.com/gunsnrosesgirl3/status/1621448038626492418

🦘

[winged badge]

roo been going to the gym everyday

look at him, all buffed up

[limber fractal]

Do u workout?

Sooo funny how it's showing off

[winged badge]

not like that!

[limber fractal]

Notice how it uses its tail to stabilize its body

[winged badge]

i do workout a bit, but i'm not that fit 😄

[limber fractal]

I'd never known that

[pure sinew]

that's one of the features of having a tail, to my limited understanding as someone without one

[winged badge]

oh yeah, their tails pack quite a punch as well - they use it in fights vs other males

[limber fractal]

Oof! Imagine getting hit with it

[winged badge]

also use it to be able to kick

😄

leg muscles are also super powerful it seems

[pulsar verge]

I laughed at this scene so hard in the doc

[pure sinew]

kangaroo legs are known to be extra powerful yup

[winged badge]

how fast can they hop?

[limber fractal]

Good question

[winged badge]

like 40, 50km/h?

i've seen footage of them running they looked like they were going crazy fast

[opaque tartan]

The Queen isn't dead

[pure sinew]

that clicking sound is the sound of several people search for kangaroo on wikipedia I guess 😄

[winged badge]

i'm going to lunch/break

🤤

bbiab

[limber fractal]

Wow

[winged badge]

idk if that's accurate

guessing

[limber fractal]

[pure sinew]

huh kangaroo comes in well beind some other mammals

[primal kelp]

long live the queen

[pure sinew]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fastest_animals

[limber fractal]

She's adorbz. Looks super healthy and alert

[teal raptor]

RedHot ❤️

[opaque tartan]

Alerts me at 4am just to meow at me

[limber fractal]

Holyfudge! That bat's fast af!

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meoooow-meow-trp-trp10-gif-18218658

[limber fractal]

Tell her what a good girl she is

[pure sinew]

right?? puts some race cars to shame

[opaque tartan]

That's what you look like when you talk on Discord

[winged badge]

yeah, cheetah's the fastest ground animal, i knew that

~100km/h in bursts

[opaque tartan]

Hahahaha I call her a little but then I put her under the cover

[pure sinew]

wildebeest I did not know though

[limber fractal]

[winged badge]

me neither

yeah, roos 50-70km/h - holy crap that's fast

in bursts though, able to sustain 40km/h for 2km

[opaque tartan]

@winged badge @limber fractal https://youtu.be/p4Tc-9YSJEc

Puts his dog in a headlock

Gets socked in the face

[pure sinew]

pigeons can fly almost 150 kmh? huh, TIL

[limber fractal]

Oof!

[winged badge]

put on your boxing gloves - wait no, forget the gloves

[pure sinew]

frickin brass knuckles at that point

[winged badge]

float like a butterfly, sting like a bee - that man ain't Ali though

[opaque tartan]

I think any dog owner would punch a kangaroo in the face if that happened

[winged badge]

oh yeah

but with brass knuckles, butterfly or not, you're gonna sting it like a bee for sure

knock his --kzzt-- out cold

are roos protected wild life?

like

or are there so many of them

[opaque tartan]

they are wild too

they can be vicious from what my aussie mates tell me

Sometimes you'll kill one with a car, like deer and stuff

but they can be assholes

not protected I don't think

[winged badge]

heck yeah, man, they seem to be very territorial/confrontational, and not afraid of humans at all

[opaque tartan]

Australia is pretty strict about agriculture from outside I think

[pure sinew]

they aren't endangered as a species apparently but there is some protective legislation

[opaque tartan]

protect your self at all times, they'll punch you

[pure sinew]

I guess the smaller species may be at risk but the larger ones are not

[opaque tartan]

Huntsman spiders are at risk

of scaring people

Australia has some unique wildlife

[dry bison]

Mornin

I saw a spider yesterday on my pillows I keep in storage. All I could think was, YOU GO SPIDER!...because dude was hunting pests

[pure sinew]

friendly neighborhood spider-thing

I wish they would take out skeeters

[dry bison]

Mosquitos are flying insects. If you want those gone, get a bat.

[pure sinew]

I have a feeling the bat and the cat wouldn't get on so well together

[winter dagger]

Did I do a good

🥹

[ruby bay]

I'm back

[teal raptor]

wb

[ruby bay]

I'm back and ready to drive

[near jacinth]

howdy

[rotund finch]

All sorts of crap lol I dabble in a lot of stuff do love RPGs and dinos though

[rotund finch]

https://tenor.com/view/stickergiant-great-work-good-job-great-job-great-gif-25977154

[rotund finch]

They derpy but cute

[timid talon]

bit late for me already, sorry.. tomorrow perhaps 🙂

[dry bison]

Hello Doc.

[ruby bay]

Np

[dry bison]

Speaking of getting stuck...I wonder if Snowrunner is on sale

woo $16 on humble

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/ethanos-gif-23262730

[dry bison]

Fun?

[winter dagger]

Thank you

Take this image as a token of my gratitude

[dry bison]

Today's daily dose of internet had them power sliding a 40 tonne truck

[timid talon]

i've been there, on that exact corner 😔

[elder shale]

I have no clue what the game's about

just driving trucks in rough terrain?

[dry bison]

Think....Death Stranding...with a truck...

Worse weather

No ghosts

[timid talon]

mostly delivering cargo through terrible terrain

[elder shale]

oh

i like that

[dry bison]

Can you get out of the truck at any point?

I was thinking that would be a game changer

[timid talon]

you can't get out on foot, but you can have multiple trucks in the field at once and switch between them

[dry bison]

On Ice road truckers they hang out of the door, afraid the truck will break into the ice so they can jump off

[ruby bay]

I wanna winch people out

Playing satisfactory now

[near sonnet]

Im making a game in only html if ya want to play it just look up ShadowMars on github

[eternal thorn]

Not the place for self promotion my guy, check with mods to see if you can promote something

[opaque tartan]

I thought I was your guy...

[eternal thorn]

Snooze you lose

[near sonnet]

@eternal thorn Ok sry, didn't know. I've just been doing it for fun

[elder shale]

Only HTML?

HTML's pretty static.

[jovial dragon]

Rip CSS.

[near sonnet]

It's a challenge

On a school's chromebook

Not allowed to use a more static language because it wouldn't work on the chomebook

[edgy egret]

@limber fractal blep ball

[ember pasture]

Dang that’s cute

[primal kelp]

no u

[sleek coral]

@night bobcat @vivid oxide not my fault lol.

[night bobcat]

It is lol

[sleek coral]

That is the first name

[vivid oxide]

Definitely your fault xd

[sleek coral]

Yes. I will commit to sin instead.

[vivid oxide]

But tbf, Gleamian also comes up first for me.

[night bobcat]

That's cause my name starts with an S you goons

Lmao

[thick stump]

because his name doesn't start with Gleam!

[sleek coral]

Lmao

[vivid oxide]

Oh right, alphabet

[sleek coral]

[vivid oxide]

Part of life is laughing about foolery we do, Im also laughing at myself atm 😄

[sleek coral]

Hehehe

I love this community

[vivid oxide]

Yes

[humble marsh]

henwo cha'

Wait, I think I've already used that one before

[primal kelp]

banned

[humble marsh]

u on

https://tenor.com/view/bookworm-lex-the-worm-gif-26084447

Just realized it was groundhog day yesterday

completely missed it

[teal raptor]

ph, cool

oh

[ruby bay]

Anyone wanna play valheim?

[opaque tartan]

Your name starts with E for entitled

[humble marsh]

Entitledular Gleam 😳

[mint spear]

I heard that Gleam is so entitled that he doesn't even open doors for himself.

[primal kelp]

Toe Gleam

if i @ toe red comes up

[mint spear]

Huh. So it does.

[peak ermine]

https://www.reddit.com/r/valheim/comments/10skomf/just_an_experiment_on_killing_every_valheim_boss/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

[winter dagger]

I DONT

RAHHHHH

Nah jk its

its Ok

This is one of the communities of all time

[winter dagger]

What was the verdict

[humble marsh]

idk

[mint spear]

Same.

[humble marsh]

What? This is is wholesome gaming community

[mint spear]

I'll give you wholesome you kind Pickle. 😠

[ruby bay]

The groundhog died

[lucid granite]

i wrote almost 500 lines of code yesterday

[ruby bay]

👍

[lucid granite]

good

[ruby bay]

I'm proud of you

[lucid granite]

thank you 😌

[mint spear]

np

[ruby bay]

https://tenor.com/view/nika-arabidze-ნიკა-არაბიძე-რა-gif-17121535

[mint spear]

https://tenor.com/view/friends-joey-nervous-laugh-matt-leblanc-gif-4521729

[humble marsh]

Codevasco reference 🤯

[wheat burrow]

Well TF that week is over

Evening all

[night bobcat]

👀

[night bobcat]

Troo

[night bobcat]

Yo

[wheat burrow]

Sup man

[night bobcat]

Dunno

[opaque tartan]

What you lookin at?

[wheat burrow]

Evening bawbag

[opaque tartan]

U want sum?

[opaque tartan]

Easy slag

[night bobcat]

Aye

[opaque tartan]

Let's take this outside then

[night bobcat]

Good deal

[opaque tartan]

Oh, the weather is rather nice isn't it

[wheat burrow]

Fight! Fight! Fight!

[opaque tartan]

Let's go back inside and have tea

[wheat burrow]

Boooo

[night bobcat]

Sounds lovely to me

[opaque tartan]

Uncouth

Fucking Scots

Can't trust em to wear underpants

[lime sand]

It's cold outside tho.

[wheat burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/billy-connolly-scottish-comedy-scotland-scotsman-scots-gif-24121114

[lime sand]

Things shrink in the cold

[night bobcat]

15c here right now, warmer than yesterday

[opaque tartan]

Coming over ere with their sporran

And haggis

[wheat burrow]

Stealing all the wummin

[opaque tartan]

Lettin em out in the wild

[lime sand]

6c here

[opaque tartan]

Bloody Haggis breeding with our rats

[wheat burrow]

RAGGIS!!!

Get in!

[opaque tartan]

You'd probably deep fry and eat that wouldn't you

[lime sand]

Donate some degrees please???

[night bobcat]

Ok

Done

[wheat burrow]

Yes, and feed it to you when you least expect it

[lime sand]

Yay

[opaque tartan]

You mean when I'm drunk

Because all we do good is drink

[wheat burrow]

That’s the general way

[night bobcat]

No, now you expect that

[lime sand]

Wait, this reminds me of the Scotsman was it? A chicken stuffed with haggis? Am I remembering that right?

[opaque tartan]

I knew it

Moderator

Help

[night bobcat]

There isn't any help for your condition

[opaque tartan]

Man with kilt is gonna touch me when I sleep

[opaque tartan]

Yeah got the news 39 years ago

Sad times

[wheat burrow]

Jesus there are some random gifs appear when you type in raggis lol

[night bobcat]

[opaque tartan]

Mate

Don't type that shit in

U mad bruv?

[wheat burrow]

Haha

Yes

I have just finished 25 hours work since 9am yesterday morning

[opaque tartan]

Ewww

[wheat burrow]

My eyes are fucked and I’m a bit spaced out

[opaque tartan]

Go bed ya knob

I'm working tonight too

[wheat burrow]

Nah got takeaway coming and it’s Friday… time for some booze

[opaque tartan]

Aye

Hopefully a wee dram will put you down

[night bobcat]

Takeaway coming? Zen like food

[wheat burrow]

If I sleep now I’ll be up at 4 am and that will be me out of kilter for the week lol

[wheat burrow]

Well… delivery lol

[wheat burrow]

Take more than a wee yin

[opaque tartan]

It's a Scottish thing

Falkirk is a classy place

[wheat burrow]

Yeah it’s a weird turn of phrase lol

Falkirk is a bit of a giant shithole lol

[opaque tartan]

Hahahahaha

[wheat burrow]

Actually having said that… it was the first place I encountered irn bru ice cream back in the very early 90s

Maybe even 89

[opaque tartan]

Falkirk is a shithole but they had Irn Bru ice cream

[mint spear]

Hahaha

I remember being told that Falkirk is where they tested nukes to explain why it's such a shithole.

[wheat burrow]

That’s what the slogan is under the sign as yeah leave

[wheat burrow]

This may explain my defects then lol

[mint spear]

Yes, 3 dicks is not normal my dude.

https://tenor.com/view/like-a-glove-ace-ventura-gif-11908792

[humble marsh]

Is it impossible for you to stop talking about dicks

[mint spear]

Yes.

https://tenor.com/view/its-my-favorite-big-fan-i-like-it-love-it-approve-gif-14757637

[winter dagger]

I mean

Chernobyl

[mint spear]

That is very true.

[winter dagger]

Thank you Ditto from Pokemon

[mint spear]

No problem DaBaby from rap music.

[humble marsh]

Rap Music is a shit video game

[wheat burrow]

Pickle laying it out like it be

No remorse

[tribal siren]

I so wanna leave the UK

[night bobcat]

Nate isnt that bad

[tribal siren]

I'm finishing my masters this year so I might have a chance to find another country that wants me lol

[eternal thorn]

I don't recommend the US

[humble marsh]

Very unpatriotic, ceryn

but yes

[eternal thorn]

Did you beat the red mage

[humble marsh]

no

[mint spear]

Why?

[humble marsh]

red mage is hacking

[mint spear]

😤

[eternal thorn]

Just don't get hit

[night bobcat]

Good advice

[night bobcat]

@humble marsh Try that

[eternal thorn]

https://youtu.be/y_uzqakmyq4

Less than 2 minutes, ez

[mint spear]

Dunno why coytoi is struggling so much tbh.

I am not fixing that typo, that is Pickle's name now.

[night bobcat]

coytoi

[limber fractal]

That looks kickass. And tough

[eternal thorn]

All the more reason you should play it

[lime sand]

What game is it?

[limber fractal]

Coitoy

[eternal thorn]

Everhood

[lime sand]

Looks like a rhythm game

[limber fractal]

[eternal thorn]

It's definitely musical

[humble marsh]

Yeah it's an fps tho

[lime sand]

Say whaa

[night bobcat]

👀

[humble marsh]

Coi Fish

[eternal thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/everhood-beanicolada-hummus-somehummus-nightwolves-gif-20827856

[humble marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-eating-fish-eating-from-spoon-feeding-fish-fish-food-yngqis-gif-20301545

[limber fractal]

Wait, get the fridge out. Is that real???? Is that fish that ginormous?

[humble marsh]

idk

[lime sand]

Yeh

[limber fractal]

What's it eating? Dog food?

[lime sand]

A released goldfish in the wild... It gets that big

Fish food!

The one in those vending machine things

[primal kelp]

gold fish can get much bigger than that

[limber fractal]

You messin with me?

[primal kelp]

no

[limber fractal]

Get out!!!!

https://tenor.com/view/omg-schock-cat-gif-20299170

[humble marsh]

fish aren't real

sorry 😔

[limber fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-shock-shocking-omg-omg-meme-gif-26225226

[primal kelp]

i dont think the average goldfish bowl will fit

[limber fractal]

Holy fish

[lime sand]

Probably need a bath tub

[limber fractal]

@night bobcat how about a gold fish?

You can get a giant one

[humble marsh]

das not @night bobcat

[mint spear]

No but it is @hybrid junco

[ruby bay]

Ain't that just a big ass carp?

[limber fractal]

Gunter ping Gleam not

[pliant fjord]

@night bobcat (ping by @limber fractal )

[night bobcat]

Lmao

[humble marsh]

Are you sure?

[night bobcat]

This dude has been pinged for me so much

[mint spear]

I'm unsure actually. It might be.

[night bobcat]

Hahahaha

[mint spear]

😩

[lime sand]

That's a carp

[night bobcat]

Load of carp

[limber fractal]

At least this time it wasn't ||Singularity2030 or whichever I kept pinging before ||

[night bobcat]

Yeah

Lol

[ruby bay]

https://edition.cnn.com/travel/article/fisherman-catches-giant-goldfish-carrot-scn/index.html
"caught a colossal carp"

[limber fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-wow-ohhh-gif-26143129

Das huge

[sterile tartan]

Hi yes I made a doll slipper. It wasn't the plan but it happened so

[ruby bay]

Huge carp

[limber fractal]

Omg so cute! Loooove the yarn color omg

[sterile tartan]

I'm kinda sad I don't have very much of that color... But everything it's in will look fun

[primal kelp]

a goldfish is a carp

[ruby bay]

Heh

[primal kelp]

thumb slippers

[limber fractal]

Aww for when your thumb gets cold @sterile tartan

[sterile tartan]

[limber fractal]

Can make 4 more for the other fingers

Or 9 rather

[sterile tartan]

I'm oddly proud of this for something I didn't actually mean to make lol

[lime sand]

Well damn, I learned goldfish are in the carp family...

[limber fractal]

As you should be. It's adorable. Love it. And matches your role color

[lime sand]

But they are invasive to North America.

Which is probably why they can get that big so fast.

[limber fractal]

So gold fish were imported?

[primal kelp]

china

[lime sand]

Yeah, there was a Chinese translation for them

[limber fractal]

Wow

[primal kelp]

even the goldfish in your house is made in china

[lime sand]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goldfish

[limber fractal]

Very educational topic for me today

[lime sand]

Standard Mandarin: jīnyū

(Wikipedia)

[limber fractal]

Cyprinformes, so Cyprinformative

[lime sand]

You hurt me with you punny ways

[limber fractal]

So cool

[humble marsh]

GODDAMN BLOODY ZIGG

ASHJI

racing sucks, dun wanna play any more

[lime sand]

No idea how to pronounce it

There is someone in the discord who does speak Mandarin

[humble marsh]

aw hell nah I'm in n64 land

[sterile tartan]

alright I had to try. the slipper does in fact fit my thumb

[night bobcat]

Nice

Thumb sweater

[lime sand]

@small hollow have a question, how do you pronounce
jīnyū

[humble marsh]

@eternal thorn I now know what you meant by walking

[eternal thorn]

Oh do you

[eternal thorn]

Zigg does run out of bottles to throw btw

[humble marsh]

The finish line came right before I could overtake him

[primal kelp]

zigg? is that a league of legends reference

[eternal thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/everhood-guitar-hero-undertale-lsd-gif-20730372

Zigg the uh... zombie?

Not sure what

[tribal siren]

Was thinking Canada, but I'm not sure how it's going there atm

[humble marsh]

Just beat zob hitless

ez

and rob

[ruby bay]

Okay i need help in snowrunner, i only have shitty trucks and i keep getting stuck

[thick stump]

using the winch?

[ruby bay]

No winch points

[primal kelp]

have you tried not getting stuck

[wheat burrow]

Smart

[eternal thorn]

Just /unstuck

Ez

[limber fractal]

Did you enable AWD?

I bet @timid talon's got more tips

[night bobcat]

Just playing Snow then

[mint spear]

Diff turned on too, gear 1 and crawl out of your stuck.

Then diff off as soon as you unstuck and stay in gear 1 until you're on solid ground.

Then repeat when you get stuck again.

[lime sand]

Can't drive in the summer?

[ruby bay]

I got the starting trucks only the Chevy has awd

[tribal siren]

Does anyone else ever just want to start over?

Like, move to another country, find new friends, do something completely new?

[limber fractal]

Yes

Have sorta done it multiple times

[tribal siren]

How was it? I'm sorta looking to do just that

[lime sand]

Yes. Working on doing that now

[eternal thorn]

Every day, just can't easily do that if you live in the states.

[lime sand]

And money. It's not a cheap style to do things

[eternal thorn]

Leaving the US costs money, and chances are that if you can afford to leave, you can afford to stay

[limber fractal]

It has pros and cons. Everything comes with a cost. Some of it is RNG. I used to move at a rate of one move per year. Moving can be very stressful. And moving somewhere where meaningful friendships are hard to make can be painful if you don't have a good support system. The younger you are though, the easier it is.

[lime sand]

To a degree. Might slip in the mindset that people are temporary, so why make lasting friendships?

• experience

[limber fractal]

Some lasting friendships are very beneficial. Especially the older you are. Meaningful friendships are harder to come by the more you move and the older you get.

[lime sand]

The energy it takes to upkeep as well as constant moving can clash alot

[eternal thorn]

I prefer not to think of people that way tbh. I wish I had more friends, always have. To date, I only have 2 friendships still intact, and one of them I married.

[limber fractal]

At times, you'll hit a low, you get sick or whatever, meaningful friends can make all the difference.

[eternal thorn]

Anyone else is someone I've met online

[ivory thorn]

I pretty much lost all irl friends except a few when COVID came

[lime sand]

I graduated... Now all of those are distant, or no contact except 1

[eternal thorn]

Yep

[lime sand]

I moved many times as a kid so no neighborhood friends

[eternal thorn]

I did as well

[lime sand]

One straight up died in a robbery gone wrong while I was asleep

Only one that died that night.

[tribal siren]

Thanks for the info 🙂 I've just started to realise the friends I have don't really treat me that well and I've recently stopped talking to my dad. Plus the UK is going down the drain imo in a lot of ways imo. I'm doing my masters atm so I think straight after this should be the best time for be to jump ship

I'm not sure how right I am in assuming this but it's really been on my mind

[lime sand]

I wanted to do uni in a new county, but I've always been a bit of a drifter

[lime sand]

Doesn't really matter if you're correct or not, it's how you feel. You feel that it changed and thinking of moving. Nothing wrong with that

[ivory thorn]

What age range would you say is the best time to make meaningful friends

[limber fractal]

The earlier the better. Practice makes perfect. Many friends will come and go. But meaningful friendships take time, years really

[wheat burrow]

I’ve moved countries a few times, starting over all the time isn’t always that fun. Trust me. It can be exciting for a short time but novelty wears off and you can sometimes find yourself a bit lonely or isolated sometimes.

[lime sand]

Stagnation can make you feel like that too. Guess it just depends

[wheat burrow]

What I will say though, Papa. You’ll never know if it’s right for you until you try. But before you put down solid roots, retain the option to return home if needed.

[eternal thorn]

Itd be nice if I could view the US as home, but I was just born here. I want out

[lime sand]

^

[tribal siren]

Honestly, that thought is what makes me pause for thought. But then I think about where I am in life and the people around me and I just realise that I really do want to start over. I've only done something similar once in going to uni but the crisis here is making it all the more tempting

[wheat burrow]

Try it once, see how it goes

[tribal siren]

It makes me so happy to think there's a chance for me to just walk away from here

[wheat burrow]

You’re young. You can make the move and still get back to something if it’s wrong

[lime sand]

This sounds like reasons why I wanted to work on Cruise Ships

[primal kelp]

wasnt fun when covid happened

[lime sand]

No it wasnt. Had to wait a year just to work

[tribal siren]

I sincerely hope you find the means to leave and make your own way

[eternal thorn]

Yea me too

[mint spear]

I got a dual passport so I can head out whenever. I personally like the uk as a whole and try to look through the negatives going on here. There’s a positive in every situation, depends on the angle you look at it.

[tribal siren]

Yeah I guess you're right with that, I have my mum, I'm qualified, so I'd may as well try

[lime sand]

Sounds amazing

It's so hard to get a work permit in the EU

[limber fractal]

Who's ready for the Super Bowl?

https://tenor.com/view/zeke-cowboys-nfl-dancing-victory-dance-gif-7773819

Feb 12th 🏈

[lime sand]

Ready for the commercials

[limber fractal]

You ready @wheat burrow

[lime sand]

I fall asleep to football

[night bobcat]

This is next level abuse

[wheat burrow]

Lmfao

[tribal siren]

@serene light yooo that's a cool ass username

Rhulk 💯

[night bobcat]

@limber fractal forgot how to ping people

[limber fractal]

Omg I'm dying! I meant to ping YOU

[ivory thorn]

You just contradicted yourself

[night bobcat]

That's Red

[limber fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-giggle-trying-not-to-laugh-ryan-gosling-thats-funny-gif-17307391

[night bobcat]

Smh my head

[limber fractal]

It's sad. But semi-true. F'n Discord app is failing me lately. Too much lag.

[night bobcat]

Uh huh

[limber fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/finger-hands-typing-comical-gif-14319304

[ivory thorn]

I'd screenshot proof, but your profile covers the message :P

[limber fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/swollen-face-f-at-swollen-face-that-so-raven-gif-8684950

Fat fingers

[ivory thorn]

My fingers aren't too fat, but they're long :P

[limber fractal]

I keep mis-selecting stuff in my mobile Discord app

[ivory thorn]

for some reason my arms/hands/fingers are slim while my torso is fat

[limber fractal]

The other day I was sharing some emojos with Gleam, as I tried to identify animals that were furry, and I accidentally clicked on a pig

[night bobcat]

Lmao

[limber fractal]

Furriest of all the animals in the animal kingdom clearly

[night bobcat]

Here are the furry animals red knows
🦁🐻🐺🐖🐑

[limber fractal]

Hi @zenith pebble How you doing?

You ready for the Super Bowl?

[wheat burrow]

Hahaha

Slàinte mhath @opaque tartan

[limber fractal]

Omygoodness gracious, balls of fire. I'm jelly

[wheat burrow]

Tis a tasty one

[limber fractal]

Single malt's my fave

[wheat burrow]

Also Tis nearly gone… needs me a new bottle lol

[limber fractal]

Sigh

[limber fractal]

How much does that sell for?

[wheat burrow]

This one wasn’t so bad. Let me do the conversion quickly

Bout 55 CAD

[limber fractal]

Not bad Must be so tasty

[wheat burrow]

Smoky, peaty, sweet, and smooth with a nice warmth on the end

[limber fractal]

The scent...mmmm

I miss scotch ngl

[wheat burrow]

Yeah it’s very distinctive for Laphroaig

The most distinctive of all imo

Islay malts are my faves. Caol Ila, bunnahabhain, bruich laddich, Laphroaig, Ardbeg, etc

[limber fractal]

[wheat burrow]

The smokier the better lol

[limber fractal]

Wish I can smell it thru the phone, virtually

[wheat burrow]

Then you could smell Tycho also, he smells so nice btw. Very comforting smell of little monster

[limber fractal]

Awwz! For realz? Just his natural scent? You keep him very clean and healthy too

How often do you have him bathe?

[wheat burrow]

Yeah just his natural little parrot scent. He likes his regular baths so he’s a very clean little fiend

He has two or three a week often

He tells us when he wants one

[limber fractal]

That's so cool! Do you use any type of special bird shampoo? Or is it just water?

[limber fractal]

Amazing. How does he let you know? You may have told me before, but I forgot

[wheat burrow]

Just H20. He either flies to the edge of the sink when water is running and starts getting super excited or he says “you want a bath?”

[limber fractal]

My heart! Melting level: Extreme. It's so cool he learned how to say that. You gotta record him 🙏

[wheat burrow]

I might have one

[mint spear]

@tardy juniper i watched that one recently, so fuckin good

[tardy juniper]

Context: Men in Black III is the best time travel movie

[mint spear]

i haven't watched tenet yet, but apparently it's really confusing

like it one big time paradox where one part is going forward in time, the other is going backwards, and there's a scene where they collide and it's a fight between someone going forwards, the other going backwards.

someone made the comment "why would you want to fight someone that's progressively getting less tired?"

[burnt karma]

12 Monkeys TV show (not the movie) is the best time travelling thing out there. Also Memento was better than tenet (same director) @mint spear

[mint spear]

imma give tenet a watch anyway, i just rented it

[burnt karma]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOeL2Zeezoo

[mint spear]

tenet already looks dope as hell

the opening sequence is definitely an attention grabber

[eternal thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/i-put-my-pants-off-men-in-black3-mib3-men-in-black-will-smith-gif-17769666

[slender quartz]

Tenet is one of those "We can do stunning visuals, why bother with a decent plot?" films.

[burnt karma]

I hope you enjoy it; I couldn't continue after about 25 minutes.

[slender quartz]

Action is cool, effects are neat, story is...not.

[mint spear]

fair enough

[burnt karma]

The logic/sequence was too flawed for me.

[mint spear]

seems almost like that's the entire point, is to just have dope action and effects.

[burnt karma]

in that case, I'll watch transformers again 🙂

[mint spear]

lol

[burnt karma]

at least that had sexyfox

[mint spear]

you want a really good grindhouse film to watch?

hobo with a shotgun

[burnt karma]

hmm.. yeah grindhouse not my wheelhouse 🙂

[mint spear]

fair enough

i love over the top movies

[burnt karma]

lolz. Most over the top movie i ever watched was ||https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gKMORWxlxk||

not sure how to nsfw so i spoiler it

only watched it because matthew grey gubler was in it.

[teal raptor]

most over the top movie I watched is a long list

but to pick a random title: Pink Flamingos

it's a 1972 black comedy movie, but it gained notoriety and a cult status due to its shock value

I can stomach pretty much everything, but there were two scenes I had to squint my eyes for 🥶

it has been re-edited numerous times cuz most movie theatres would just outright ban it

even on the final edit in 1997, the MPAA still deemed it as "offensive for a wide range of perversions in explicit detail"

but like I said, there are hundreds of movies like that

[humble marsh]

Then take them off again

[limber fractal]

Wait what? You didn't enjoy the plot? How many times did you watch it?

[primal kelp]

ten

its called tenet

smh

[limber fractal]

I personally highly enjoyed the story. Even if it's hard to follow. I feel it's a complex way to tell it, since that's Nolan's MO. So watching it twice at the very least is helpful. Some of these films should come with cliff notes tbh Anywho. I personally highly enjoyed the film, and not just because of the special effects. I enjoyed the story. And loved the character development greatly.

[limber fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/number-numbers-counting-max-sinclair-ten-gif-14565784

[teal raptor]

the five tenets of the Dark Brotherhood 👀

[crude zenith]

What headsets do you guys use? My logitech g634 just died and thinking of buying a new fresh one

[primal kelp]

get real headphones and a boom mic

[spiral zephyr]

I find the reviews on soundguys.com really well done and accurate

[teal raptor]

SteelSeries

[thick stump]

got the delta s and they sound pretty good for a 'gaming' headset

[teal raptor]

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/feb/03/nicola-bulley-potential-witness-doesnt-know-anything-about-missing-woman

[thick stump]

very strange one

[teal raptor]

tl;dr British woman disappears without a trace whiel walking her dog, a week later has passed and she still hasn't been found

her dog was found at the park unattended, and her cell phone on a bench

the phone was still connected to a Microsoft Teams-meeting she was attending

there are rumors she wanted to relieve herself and stumbled into the nearby river

[wheat burrow]

Sounds possibly like she doesn’t want to be found. Hard to say

[teal raptor]

but no body has been found so far, and it's not a big river like the Thames

[primal kelp]

more likely sheput phone down to grab dog

near water

[teal raptor]

yeah that's another theory, that she deliberately disappeared and wanted to start a new life elsewhere

[thick stump]

only thing i thought was her dog ran into the water, struggled to get out so in a panic the women jumps in, rescues the dog and goes into shock from the cold....if ruling out it being suspicious, otherwise what else can it be

[wheat burrow]

The cost of living situation after all the lockdowns and such has driven a few people over the edge of madness

[thick stump]

leaving 2 kids behind? doesn't sound right

[thick stump]

quite possible and what news did she receive from the work conference

[wheat burrow]

Friend of mine hung herself during lockdown because her husband was diabetic and her mum was on chemo, she had two kids, mental issues, and felt like she had too much responsibility being the only adult that wasn’t immunocompromised.

You never really know what’s gonna happen from one day to the next sometimes

[teal raptor]

^

I hope she doesn't end up on the Charlie Project

[thick stump]

it's a terrible situation either way :/

[wheat burrow]

I would have to agree there

[teal raptor]

yeah

the two little daughters keep asking "where's mummy?"

😭

the father is also devastated

[wheat burrow]

Must be horrid being the husband there and not knowing what to say

[thick stump]

can't imagine what they're going through

even worse when some people are accusing the husband

[teal raptor]

there isn't foul play involved, that's for sure

(according to the local police)

[wheat burrow]

You can’t lie but then you dont know if you’re telling the truth… “she will come home soon”… doesn’t really cut it

[teal raptor]

I mean, this is a shallow tight river, I don't quite understand how you can't find a possible body in it

[thick stump]

i don't know what i'd say, for all we know she could well be alive, so how do you even get that message across to young children

[wheat burrow]

Yeah that’s what I mean

[teal raptor]

very strange case nevertheless

[wheat burrow]

Hard to know if what you are telling them is what you believe or what..

What I will say is… it’s lancs, lots of old mining areas around. Same up my way where I’m from. Sometimes there’s a bit of turf grown over an old air shaft from an abandoned coal mine… she could have gotten unlucky and gone down it

Doesn’t quite explain the phone on the bench mind you but

[teal raptor]

the dog was also dry, so it couldn't have fallen into the river

why would you abandon an online work meeting without even disconnecting and go "afk" in a park?

a lot of things here don't make sense

[teal raptor]

I didn't read anything about her playing with her dog

[wheat burrow]

This time of year you leave the tennis ball due to water temps and head home

Surely she had more sense

[thick stump]

could've been near the edge and she slipped trying to retrieve it

and it looks like a steep embankment

still, something doesn't add uo

up

[limber fractal]

Makes sense

[wheat burrow]

They will find out soon then, can’t imagine she’s moved far in a twisting river unless there’s some very strong undertow

[primal kelp]

you put a phone down if you were going to go into or near water

[thick stump]

yep