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I mean, if you already have a plan from the get go how updates are going to be laid out, making an adaptive system and just changing things in a planned process is probably solid and from what I've seen in developers that make trainers for software, they create predictive memory changes
So even if you didn't know where something went allocation wise, you could predict it
In Evochron Mercenary, the guy create an algorithm for his games that randomized memory allocation every single instance you played in and the trigger wasn't in active memory. It was brilliant....imo
but he also programmed the entire game himself...and he knew where everything was. He's like a super hero that gets no credit for being incredible as a programmer
I couldn't even begin to wrap my head around the complexity of that kind of code.
I personally bought the game three times just to raise its profile on steam
That and because the installation was so small, yet the game felt so big, it gave me the distinct impress the dude must have made some beautifully efficient code
That's massively impressive tbh.
In the day and age where half the shit I install has bloatware in it...it is just...such a relief to see something pure
Does what you want. Does what it says. Does nothing else.
I just took a look at Evochron, I've not heard of it but I'm immediately sold on any space game tbh.
I'll own it in within the next 5 minutes.
I've spent ยฃ11.39 on so much worse.
...I may have oversold it.
star citizen?
It's not a great game. Not horrible...but it's not great
Fantastic game.
The way it was programmed is what impressed me
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Evochron Mercenary had the ability to go from space down to a planet seamlessly, in like 2012
I bought in to Rodina and that game is impressive as a tech demo.
Yes, it's early access
There are many words to describe star citizen, and "impressive" applies in several definitions
its less of a game and more of a development of a game
Man. My digivice gave me chaosdramon again.
Same final stage in the first two cycles
I don't know what that means but congrats.
Digimon vpet. Raise it with different qualifiers, and it goes up different paaths on the evolution tree
Cash cow
Money sink
Something to play if you have too much money
I'm just annoyed i got the same ending both times.
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Hell yes, Digimon is ballers
SC doesn't really cost much. Ingame currency is actually accessible, and the released ships can both be rented or bought using that currency
I spent ยฃ40 total and no more.
It's honestly faster to get a good ship in SC than elite D
I understand the hate that SC gets, they really messed up the marketing and it just turned in to a meme at this point.
10 years or whatever is now in development with no release date in sight.
Wild.
If someone buys it for me, yea I'll play it, but I'm not putting money towards a game that's received as much funding as it has and still hasn't released after all these years.
Yeah man. I forgot how needy they are, though. They can poop themselves to death in like 3 hours at lower stages 
I sink hours in to it when I do play it, it's stupid impressive.
The universe they built is fantastic, I just can't wait to see a game/story within that universe.
How many other eternal betas are rolling around at this point?
Only digimon game I ever played I had no idea what I was doing. All I know is I could never hit later evolution stages because my digimon couldn't reach a toilet in time
SC is sort of more honest about it, in that respect
Depends on if you're referring to the ones that are free or not
Oh yeah, the video game adaptations are wild
The technology feats they introduced are solid.
The LOD as a quick example do not exist, the engine generates pixels rather than an image which costs less and is massively faster.
I dunno what digimon game it was, but it was on PS1
I'm still waiting for Hinterlands "The Long Dark"
And if my digimon shat itself even once without properly using an outhouse, it became a shit eating digimon
I've never been more ashamed of a Canadian game developer
BUT,
The length of time it is taking them to produce a game is gunna turn in to a losing battle.
We're seeing technological jumps in games that are gunna leave SC behind.
The Long Dark has so much potential.
I've bought that game like 10 times easily by now.
Probably why Half Life 3 hasn't happened yet
in bundles and such
Probably exactly true.
When they made the far territories rather than finish the main story, I kind of lost interest in the main story...and the far territories at the same time
I'm glad I got some fun out of the game in survival
Dude exactly the same.
It is a huge turnoff for me when games release DLC before the game is finished.
Ark has entered the chat
Then the developers went and repackaged the entire survival game and turned it into its own separate title
Corrupted thousands of save files
Glad it's EA
.....Not happy it's still EA
Oh wtf, I did not know that was happening.
Yeah and you can use your wintermute save with far territories, but if you try to use your survival game, it does not work
Fucking hell.
Imagine having to start over just to play the DLC
That just seems like incompetence.
Probably original World 1.
But no. I have this.
...because you know nobody is playing the story after they split the survival into its own game and destroyed the story saves in the whole transition to this new format...
I've replayed wintermute twice...and after that, it just wasn't worth it
The writing just isn't there
Oy. I remember those things....What is that, a tomogochi?
Digimon was originally a branch off from tamagotchi, yup
Only digimon I know are the cartoons...."Digimon, DIGITAL MONSTERS, Digi ARE THE CHAMPIONS!"
Digimon were competition for tamagotchi, no?
digimon>pokemon
Tamagotchi, but with violence
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oh found my old rotring pencil
At the very least, the concept was derivative
Digimon, MURDERING CHILDREN, avoiding criminal prosecution! ๐ถ
bought it like 4 years ago and kept losing it
The fancy digimon now is the Fitbit things that link with a phone app
https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51jwflGMclL._AC_SY580_.jpg
Exercise and boop nfc devices for powa
I wish this existed when I was a small boy.
I think it's a great way to get children active. Reward them with bullshit like thisd, it works well
Dance Dance Revolution
Ok, yeah you right.
Mostly popular at beaches over here. Tourist trap kinda deal.
We've had a few arcades here but they don't last
you also see them at city fairs alongside slotmachines and stuff
I played so much Mortal Kombat 3 on them haha
"daaaaad, can I get more money? someone did a fatality on me!!"
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good times
When I was little we have video game stores you could rent games in that had game consoles in them and all the kids came together, to every day
It was almost always NHL or a fighting game in the console
It was funny....kkkkkkkombo breaker
yeah, we had one store here where you could rent a PSX with some games, but people always returned it too late, so everyobdy who wanted to play got pissed every time
My first console rental was N64
I don't think we ever rented a console
N64 had some awesome games
Gaming consoles were the only things I asked for, at christmas...and I had each one as it was released
I never wanted the gamecube
as a child, I was addicted to the NES
I still have like 65 cartridges gathering dust here
Yep, mine is in the garage. Dry stored at least but I really should let it go to someone who'd care for it more than I do.
I still have bitemarks on one controller, as a 7-year old, I was already ragequitting ๐คฃ
lmao
you can literally see my teeth, pretty deep embedded
I'm surprised I didn't bite through it hahaaha
fucing Mega Man 2
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and Captain Planet
worst controls ever
superfrustrating game
Mission Impossible and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were are also horrible games
I don't even know if we have arcades, not really.
Hi Klinsk!
all good?
Yeap! You?
sure ๐
I think I have a ps2 controller with a trigger that has been etched by my teeth
Battletoads nightmares
Crash bandicoot was HARD at 7 years old
I once dismantled a PS controller to fix an analog stick, but I couldn't put it back together, so I threw it away
xD
stupid Youtube tutorials
Yeah, sounds about right. I did the same... But realized I needed a soldering iron and well...
Kid Icarus was hard for a kid
I used to have a Gameboy cartridge with 120 games on them
there was this one game that was pretty cool
it was top-down, you had to find the exit in each room and collect jewels and power-ups
I never found out what it was called
I miss that game ๐ฆ
kinda like Kickle Cubicle on the NES
that game was fucking awesomme
it had such cute sounds
Is that supported by that 3Des app on steam? It temps me
Shits going nuts in Mexico rn
Canadians told to shelter in place
Feds grabbed the leader of the Sinaloan Cartel.
El Chapo's son no less.
"kidnapped" medical personnel to see to the wounds of those fighting for the cartel.
Also I just got a call from my mom. Apparently my dad has a blood clot and they can't remove it. they are trying new meds
That's the thing. He is on a blood thinner already and it isn't working. That's why they're going to up his medication or change
Did they say where the clot is located?
TPA drugs aka clot busters are a drug here that is given to people suffering from a stroke. It's designed to aggressively thin and break down clots
My mom didn't tell me but she just said that it was a clot. It was too small for them to remove that they're going to have to use medicine
Too small to remove generally a good sign
People at advanced age, it's more harm than good to consider surgery before medication
Surgery is a big deal
So if medication is their go-to right now, even if it's more aggressive than standard blood thinners, that's a good sign
What brought on this incident? Standard checkup caught it?
Damn it I can not find a headset for gaming that doens't have a mic, at a cheap but not garbage price
Well that's a thing though. This is the second heart attack since December the start of December
He's also had a couple strokes before too
I need to stop looking for "Gaming" and start focusing on other types of headsets
Hes in because of a heart attack?
Yeah second one since December
He under stress?
One imagines he's taking his blood thinners, but what are the odds that he'd just not?
well yeah...hopefully it clears up with a more aggressive clot buster
i replaced my light bulb with a smart color one and now my room is purple
I replaced all of the lights in my house with 10k hour LED bulbs and now my house is using less electricity ....well, has been for a long while now, but it is now, too!
only bad thing is that its not super bright
That's a bad thing?
its my room light
no i want to have the option to have a colourful room
Isn't a headset just a pair of headphones with a mic attached? So if you don't want a mic, do you want a headset at all?
maybe they think you're an awesome employee and wanted to give you a raise?
which is true for sure
They already know that. But my paygrade hasn't changed. Nor my TIS.
Actually, wait.
I think they did.
yeah maybe takes some time to update idk
The new federal budget. Now that I think about it.
But, I don't think that is in effect yet ..
I do want a solid set of earphones that are comfortable for long durations
i mean the raise
Heasets are more confortable for long term, imo
I love the fabric from the steel series arctis headset.
Arctis all have mics on em tho
get some sennhieser hd58x
i tried using my magnetic planar ones for gaming just now and it sounded off so i switched back to these
yeah wired is a must for me
the magnetic ones are great for music gaming sucks tho unless its my plug thats an issue
i use my 3d printer as a headphone stand
have 3 on it currently
i have some wireless astro a30s for my xbox
Yeah lol.
I'm not against wireless, but, they just don't last long enough, plus I can't use my amp with it.
yeah once you go higher in price for headphones you usually need an amp
astro comes with an amplifier?
i should really get a pair of closed back wired headphones
i dont have any
all the wired ones are open back
I just want a batters helmet with speakers in it
Maybe a drink chassis on it for cans and a detachable straw
get one for music and one for gaming
Debating on going to the bar, just so done right now with everything
i dunno if i should write something like this at all, but here goes:
i think my PC's graphics card is getting a bit broken or something, it keeps making a loud noise as if its fan is getting stuck while spinning, and sometimes the sound stops for a moment making it seem like the fan itself has stopped spinning.
my dad is taking the graphics card to be swapped out for another because of this.
No, but they make one.
This thing.
Life happens.
so yall wanna see a really cool book I bought
man, went snowboarding for the first time yesterday and now i have whiplash and lost some of my range of motion on my neck
tried to stop and slammed backwards so hard my ears were ringing lol
iโll probably be okay
well that's good at least
also note to self, don't go snowboarding
Not like I can where I'm from anyhow lol
if you ever find yourself at a ski resort, i definitely suggest skiing over snowboarding, snowboarding seems easier, like less things to manage but when you fall you fall really hard
skiing is more manageable
I've been to Colorado a few times but, I'm a history guy so... I usually just spend all my time finding historic stuff lol
nothing wrong with that, historical items are always interesting
OH right, I know someone here will be interested in this so I might as well show it
I found this a few days ago
hands over a shovel Find my driveway; I ain't seen it in over a week. LOL
Where I'm from we dont get snow
and when we do
its like 2 centimeters and somehow shuts down the entire city
every god damn time -_-
We had 25 inches in less than 48 hours early this week.
Although on the other side of the coin
where I live has also gotten so hot that last summer I saw a car spontaneously combust
Bet it brings down a ton of trees
I'm not even joking though, we get 2 centimeters of snow and suddenly
Half the roads in the city are closed
90% of businesses close
schools close
and we get like 70 accidents in one day
and then the power goes out
Bet you don't have nice stockpiles of road salt, plow crews on standby, and roads treated to resist ice
That'll do it
A place where snow sorta doesnt happen
but when it does
no one is ever prepared for it
Because we're also the place that had 110 degree weather for a month straight last summer
Smart guy governer decided the state doesn't need electricity from the weird neighbors
I lived in Florida as a kid for a few years. Once it snowed, and they shut everything down so locals could see it.
lmao
I can't imagine how much clothing they wore for the viewing
You'd think at this point we would've done something about the power grid problems
I go down there and see winter coats at 50F
It gets too cold? blackouts
It gets too hot? blackouts
They don't, or didn't, build houses with heat in most of Florida.
But really, the mitigation systems are one of the biggest differences between southern snow disasters and northern Tuesdays
Starts snowing here, suddenly the roads are crawling with plows and salt trucks
Oh, and the power companies (when they aren't being cheapskates) trim trees away from the power lines before predicted storms
Ice storms are a spectacle
They do that here throughout the summer.
Oh don't even get me started on hurricanes...
No, just maintenance.
We get to enjoy exploding trees on rare occasions
Let me guess, it gets so cold that the fluids inside the tree flash freeze causing it to explode?
LOL I'm in South Dakota. I lived through Hurricane David as a kid in the 70's.
Weather warm enough that trees have sap in their trunks, sudden temperature dive.
Sap freezes and expands, sometimes bursting the tree
Like I said, I live in Houston...
that should be enough to tell you what my relationship is with Hurricanes
We get mousecicles. Field mice run across the drifts during storms, freeze halfway.
Gross
Speaking of Hurricanes though
Crunchy, all natural treats for the farm cats.
the book I bought actually survived a hurricane
Nice frozen snack for skunks or coyotes, I guess
the deadliest hurricane in american history actually
Unless you guys have vultures
Those guys don't miss much
Some turkey vultures visited to clean up the roadkill last summer, lol
Vultures don't come near farms, mostly. Hawks do.
Those guys were basically cotton eyed joe
Just showed up, then vanished again
We usually have ravens, baldies, and crows for flying scavengers
Oh hey I got one more level to the next color rank woo
How bout that forgotten danish imperialism
Lousy sleep last night while the power was out, I need to be up and out early tomorrow.
Have fun, be well.
Sleep well
Man, I sleep so well during outages. The background whine shuts up for the duration
I have no idea what you've bought recently
It's a bit tattered
There's a reason for that
Did an 1800s nerd keep it in her chemise?
It was printed in 1878
and no
So
Inside are these 3 names
Adele Drouet
Virginia Drouet
Charles Drouet
The book is dated to September 5th 1883, Galveston Texas
After some research here's what I got
The 3 individuals are the 3 children of Sebastian and Josephine Drouet
Sebastian Drouet was a boat captain and Ex-Confederate marine who served in the Battle of Galveston in 1863
They had 2 more children but they were born after the book was signed and dated in 1884 and 1888
It's a science book, probably bought by Sebastian Drouet for his 3 children to use as a school book
Fast forward to 1900
Sebastian Drouet is now dead (he died in 1898)
Adele, Virginia, and Charles are all still living in Galveston, all grown up and with families
One of them, I'm not sure who, had the book in their posession
Then the 1900 Galveston Hurricane hit on September 8th 1900
All 3 survived but Virginia lost her husband and 3 of her infant children, Adele lost her 11 year old son, Charles and his wife both made it out alive
The 3 survivors (and the book) then moved to Houston in the aftermath of the storm
Discovered a new subreddit https://www.reddit.com/r/greebles/
And that is how 120 years later, it ended up in a HPB in the Houston area
and then in my hands
I have a handful of random old books in my storage. Maybe I'll take a picture and see if any prick your curiosity, hah. I only still have them because I don't like old things getting destroyed
I'd love to see them, no matter what they are ๐
I feel bad for Virginia though
She had 6 kids with her husband
Random first aid, a firearm manual, and some molecular physics book come to mind
I don't have any records on any injuries on survivors
I used to have a tennyson from the early 20th century....
They just feel old, if you know what I mean
Gave it to my nephew for his bday
all I know is Virginia survived with her 3 oldest children
10/10 subreddit, praise
The gun and first aid manuals are probably WWII
one of those children grew up, enlisted in the US Army in 1917 as a private
went overseas and served in WWI
Came out unharmed in 1919 as a Sgt. First Class
Neat
So yea, its a tatty old book but its got a lovely story
from an Ex-Confederate buying a book for his 3 teenage children, to the Galveston Hurricane of 1900
Might take me until Monday or Tuesday to spare the time to check
no rush ๐
so another thing
sent this earlier
this old bottle is kinda interesting
Oh wow. You can buy both The iliad and the odyssey for like $40
"Distilled for medicinal purposes"
A classic Prohibition loophole
So the bottle is from the 1920's or maybe early 1930's
Ugh this hurts
There were two legal exceptions to Prohibition, medicinal alcohol and religious alcohol
Have a GAR sword I inherited, too. Still trying to figure out what to do with it.
A leather copy of The Divine Comedy by Dante Alighieri costs $170
Some local museums might want it, idk
GAR as in Grand Army of the Republic?
Yeah
Oh now that's something special
I'm sure a local museum would love to have something like that
Hell, I'd love to have something like that lol
I've been hoping to get my hands on a GAR medal one day
Wow, must be really funny
||I am 100% sure somebody else has made this joke before||
I'm still trying to figure out what family member actually earned the thing, or if someone ridiculous bought it off ebay
I'm 100% sure it went over just as placidly
Have you checked the sword for engravings?
If its a presentation sword to a GAR member, then their name might be engraved on it somewhere
It's got them, but I think the only unique bit was initials I haven't narrowed down yet
Damn... I hate it when that happens
question
does the sword look something like this
My grandmother was the family record keeper, and I haven't had time to find out who has the drives
Yeah. I've got some photos here somewhere
Obviously not that clean
Its meant to be G A R
Oh, yeah I can see R
Stands for Grand Army of the Republic
Yeah
Sadly that isnt anything to do with the owner
That's just the manufacturer of the sword
Maker's mark? Ah
Yea essentially
Regardless though, its absolutely beautiful
If I come across any information I'll let ya know
It's pretty neat, yeah. I tend to downplay so I don't keep exposing the thing to more air because I want to look at it 
Appreciate that, thanks
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I hate when discord does this
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Someday maybe I'll have time off between work and parenting to actually contact people about rehoming stuff
Astronomy Pic of the Day: Space Stations in Low Earth Orbit
Explanation: On January 3, two space stations already illuminated by sunlight in low Earth orbit crossed this dark predawn sky. Moving west to east (left to right) across the composited timelapse image China's Tiangong Space Station traced the upper trail captured more than an hour before the local sunrise. Seen against a starry background Tiangong passes just below the inverted Big Dipper asterism of Ursa Major near the peak of its bright arc, and above north pole star Polaris. But less than five minutes before, the International Space Station had traced its own sunlit streak across the dark sky. Its trail begins just above the W-shape outlined by the bright stars of Cassiopeia near the northern horizon. The dramatic foreground spans an abandoned mine at Achada do Gamo in southeastern Portugal.
they've evidently added three new dragons since I last played Flight Rising. wh;oa
rehoming?
whoa*
loving these offspring previews for my new dragons
Finding a place for the history stuff, mainly. The zoids I don't keep are being sold to help with that family member's post mortem debts
Man, that dragon adoptable site still going? I should check on subeta
ah neat
I don't think Flight Rising is ever gonna die
they added a two headed dragon'
the male model is pretty neat too
Hmm
Hey yโall I finally got a gold gun in OW 2 ๐คช
@sterile tartan Those are some cool designs
@wheat burrow Check this out!
https://fxtwitter.com/buitengebieden/status/1611649844313030656
Super smart little baby! Little cutie too ๐
It does well with the green and pinks considering there are two shades of each. I would love to see if Tycho could master this but I get the feeling everything would be all over the floor and heโd look at me with a โdonโt ever associate me with a performing monkey again!โ sort of look. ๐คฃ


Did he eat the lime, lavender and teal balls?
I'm investigating Dauntless
Dauntless is fun!
I like it better over Monster Hunter tbh
That is a bold statement
How dare you like things
I would lose. I've played neither game. The only difference I see, myself, is art direction and that's purely from youtube videos
Monster Hunter is alright but the controls are fucking weird.
They're loose but tight at the same time.
I can certainly see a more engaging cartoon in dauntless to the gritty attempt at fantasy realism in monsterhunter
I'm due an ATLA, TLOK rewatch
My problem with MH
is the anime'd af characters mixed in with everything else, and I get it, but it takes me out of the game
I really like Dauntless so far
It's really fuuun, if there's crossplay we can play together
wasnt mh always anime
Wat weapon ya using
There is. It's Epic
I'm using chain hook things
oh those are fun
I like the hammer a lot
it's part cannon part hammer
lots of stagger and bonk
I tested all the weapons in the training grounds before choosing a favorite
Ok what the heck, I'm sold.
Dancing is a feature that in MP games, I really appreciate...I mean, sure it's pointless for the games functionality, but I like the social element.
It would be hilarious if there was a dance you could do when you lose, too
just kinda flopping around on the ground
ditto plays fortnite? smh
Fortnite is unironically the best BR around right now.
The best brazil is brazil
That is also true.
not a fan of 3rd person br
Third person brazil is crazy
doing the moving now but let me know if ya wanna play later Spirit, I'd be down going back to Dauntless
i gave dauntless a try when it first came out
Okay!
y'all want some fucking shelves
Is voice chat in dauntless, or text or what?
didnt like it too much
I've never even heard of Dauntless ๐ฉ
its monster hunter but free
it's monster hunter but free and better* 
i didnt like the art
content seemed to be basic unless they added a bunch of new stuff
I like the art a lot, but that's just me
It's Monster Hunter but free, less grindy, and with simpler combat. Also the big 2.0 rework made the game much better, it streamlined a bunch of stuff and made all the islands open to explore when you go on hunts so you can fuck around on them for as long as you want and hunt multiple monsters
Is it like Pokรฉmon but with new characters and you can't stick em in your balls?
I played MH World and it made me wanna die, Dauntless is much easier to get into and I appreciate it 
im just dying waiting for diablo 4
cod is meh now
i basically just play league and skyrim
I just finished another Prey playthrough, I'm gonna replay Bioshock Infinite next and do some Dauntless
might play some dragons dogma
Dragons Dogma is the kind of game I'd like to see remade with more graphic fidelity
Maybe throw in bigger enemies to climb
and tornados to nado
Luckily we're getting a sequel ๐
If you've never played Two Worlds 2, I recommend it for the magic system alone
You can pet the dog in Dauntless, 10/10
The ability to weave spells together that truly feel custom is awesome
Can also headbutt a goat
We take a deeper look at the RPG with the best magic system.
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What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
no one
Depends what you class as the body, trunk/torso or every appendage
elder scrolls 6 when
Tendies
I want KFC chicken tenders now
It's 7am....almost. Too early to get chicken tenders
Depends what time you got up maybe. I know some people that have their equivalent of lunch at 6am due to working nights
Not as far as I'm aware, lol
I've noticed they like doing pc releases after they remaster their games ๐
rumors that they are remastering horizon zero dawn
Probably so they can get out of the licensing agreement for the exclusivity with sony
Exclusivity licensing does not cover remakes
Yeah that got leaked like a month ago, Sony must continue their streak of making remasters for games that are getting TV adaptations ๐
Ghost of Tsushima is getting a movie, so expect a remaster and pc release announcement soon ๐คฃ
meh i wont play it
The iconic Anvil Magic
Wow Jordan Peterson is a cuck motherfucking asshole that deserves to be buried beneath a prison.
He published the full names and details of everyone that complained about him to the Ontario College of Psychologists to his 3.6 million idiotic followers
isnt that doxxing
That shit violates pipa
It absolutely is.
Technically he is entitled to know the names of people that report him and accuse him of shit. That does not entitle him to share it publically
oh i got dragons dogma mixed up with dragon age
A filed a complaint with the privacy commissioner's office of Ontario
It's not a PIPA violation. It's a FIPPA violation
He had access to this information for a very specific reason.
That access didn't include "to publish to a mob of incels"
Wow what a piece of shit.
I hope others have similar thinking to you and do the same.
You can see the roaches coming out of the woodwork to defend peterson and claim that a board of colleges is somehow the canadian governments overreach lol
Half of them aren't even fucking Canadians
The number of times I've read their statements that include references to political parties that don't exist in Canada (but do in the United States) is staggering.
What blows my noodle is how few people know they can go to disciplinary boards to file complaints where warranted. An investigation usually follows. You're basically left out of the loop, but where something happens of significance and your input was an influence, they contact you when it is appropriate to basically say: Thank you for letting us know. The following has happened as a result of your input....(in so far as it is appropriate)
In Canada we have boards for everything from food handling, cleanliness, to advertising standards that individual no-names can report issues to and who take them seriously
There are a lot of frivolous complaints, I'm sure.
Worth it to have to deal with frivolous complaints, just to have a complaints process in place.
More than can be said of a lot of countries...or even Twitter rn
hiiiii
no, Dark Souls 4
there'll prolly be some Elden Ring DLC first
If something is said to have no gravitational wake, does it interact with matter?
Do neutrinos?
looking to get an air purifier and found one for cheap, thing is all the reviews say you cant get a replacement filter bc they are oos. guess i found the reason they are cheap
the actual machine is discounted to the price of the filter so i would just buy a new machine every 6 months lol
Can you just clean the filter?
how do you plan to clean a hepa filter thats supposed to be replaced
uh-oh
one of my friends just send me a text through WhatsApp
she's in distress and wants to talk tonight
I bet it's the end of her relationship
Why do people use whatsapp
good thing, I have a PhD in Klinskology ๐
That shit is trash
I like WhatsApp more than Messenger
maybe she killed someone and need you to be her accomplice
I don't trust whatsapp for a second. Double encryption aside, that shit is still the afterbirth of facebook
I mean, they both have their advantages/disadvantages
I never had issues with WhatsApp
I do have issues with Messenger occasionally
Yeah...the issues you'd have aren't likely going to be ones that they announce to you.
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Facebook is a data farm more notorious than even Google for selling user information.
...and that shit is a gold mine to data analysts
Not even Apple was as open to letting authorities exploit their users
Phew
Kitchen move done
Gonna do the living room next, need to assemble the Avengers
Furniture*
Holy shit coffeezilla is off the fucking chain
Guy made Logans game in literally hours.
PS: He is hosting it free and giving away $1200 worth of zoo coins to newbs
I lol'd
Interesting silly "game". It's tough drawing a perfect circle
Sharing for funzies
My circle is 96.8% perfect, can you beat that?
https://neal.fun/perfect-circle/
x^2+y^2=16
Fuckin cheater

oh what the heck i thought you guys were the same person
We are
Yeah
thats red
I wrote a whole book about this.
smh
I'm Singular Gleam. Go Cowboys!
Damn land mines
I hate these cliff hangers. I thought this was Sandlot, but made in bollywood, or something
Lol
Perfect circle
Yus. I wanna boops the snoots lol
Counting bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drums
Ok then
Ooh new best score!
My circle is 97.3% perfect, can you beat that?
https://neal.fun/perfect-circle/
for now
was this with a mouse or hand
i just burned my balls
Damn I got really close
they hurt
Pretty interesting looking circle. Great job.
You are hilarious. You clown ๐คก
Just had a sneaking suspicion that you think what you do is funny.
ey delete that its un wanted face reveal
welp i had my fun
Well at least one of us here thought you were funny.
honestly same
now i cringe every night before sleeping because of that
Lmfao
no

i had a math teacher that could do a perfect circle
100% perfect
really nice guy you both would've been great friends
Send her the link 
instead of getting 100 try to get the lowest percent
WTF is No Man's Sky?
You must've missed this
#off-topic-bond-james-bond message
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for now
hmmm have you ever nearly gotten someone expelled from school?
for now
yes gunter lets change that
for meow
Avengers assemble
furniture assembly takes way too long
My cat just booped my kid on the head cuz he had enough. And the boop made him cry. ๐
report it
No scratches or anything, just a "stop it" boop
๐
Guess he'll learn not to get carried away with the cat. So glad I got a gentle kitty
earlier this week, a 1,5 year old toddler got mangled here by a Stafford dog
now everyone's like "KILL ALL DOGS"
Only person he gets rough with is me, and it isn't even really that rough, just feisty kitty play
later was discovered the dad who should've supervised the kid is a major drug addict and they found a pretty substantiate amount of narcotics in his home
smh
That's just stupid. Bet no one was supervising them with the dog
That's was my suspicion
I know a few people who have "dangerous" breeds of dogs
they pose no harm whatsoever to infants
Love pitts
Pittbulls were the original American nanny dog
Fiercely protective but gentle, it's people that ruined their status through poor raising, and abuse
I had a picture of a friend with his toddler and his dog, but I can't find it
Neither can I
I love the independence of cats, but I also adore dogs
anyway, this is him, he showed me some pics earlier this week where his dog was playing with his baby girl
What a pretty dog
Or genetics
another friend of mine used to have a massive Rottweiler
people were scared shitless of it
but it always wanted to play
Keep forgetting Stafford is another name for pitts
yeah I call them Staffords haha
Rotties are so precious ๐
when that Rottweiler jumped against you, you almost fell to the ground, it was very bulky
They're typically farm dogs so not shocked
I also witnessed it with babies and young infants, it never did any harm, even when a toddler accidentally poked its snout
the dog was like O_0
Lol
but not "WHAAAAT?! now I'm gonna attack you!!"
it's very important to create a bond between pets and children from a very young age, so they can get accomodated to each other
pets shouldn't see your kids as a threat
I mean they all have personalities, some Stafford's, and rotties don't mix well with children, it's all about observation and learning their personalities
some people want everything, but they neglect the shit out of it, then disaster happens eventually
two book shelves already done
My cat was an adult when my kid was born but he was always super gentle with him
Even when my kid was rough with the ears and tail, he'd mostly voice his displeasure followed by running off
Skyline Trail, Cape Breton Highlands National Park, Nova Scotia, Canada
also the place of the first and only documented deadly coyote attack on a human
I scared a girl in vc
congrats? dunno why you're telling us
for someone that says they are introverted and want a girlfriend you do a lot of things to make sure you dont get one
I was just making a joke
Unfortunate :(
There aren't even enough boards in that mockery she made, to make the mockup of the drawing she held up
Boy: "Hi girl. BOO!"
Girl: "Aaaah!"
Boy: "It's a joke, girl. I'm a kidder, see. You'll get it, eventually..."
Girl: "Even if it were a joke, I don't understand why you'd think I'd laugh at being afraid...Or are you just trying to please yourself at my expense?"
Boy: "Calm down, girl. It was a joke. Get in my basement..."
Girl: "I'm not getting in your mom's basement."
Boy: "I don't get it"
Girl: "It's a joke, boy. I'm a kidder, see. How much of the human body is digestible, do you imagine?"
Lmfao
I wouldn't use that word so loosely.
Incels are a favorite of the inmating persuasion
PRISON MIKE COMIN FOR YA!

By chance, when do I get embed perms, I need to know how long itโll take till I can hourly post the same meme (joke) 
So true
I could just go on a long tangent about fnaf lore 
Just copy and paste the script for that one game theory episode about it thst I conveniently have
It benefits everyone
I am talking to myself

Do I have gif perms tho
Nope
Iโll be back in an hour to post roamer pet
Damnit I screwed up my foot
Wait maybe not
Itโs just barely edible
Chats more dead than ||artemis|| bruh
Spoiler for game
I wonder if instead of cricket noises it just geks screaming at the top of their lungs

Sorry I was distracted

Yay people
Hi 
This is canonically what happens in the NMS universe when there is complete silence
And if you do something good this guy comes to congratulate you
Theyโre like the small people of the NMSAU
Canonically the void is full of gek farts
You better watch your mouth there partner
Wasntcme
If a gek blasts ass in the woods do the trees laugh 
Oh yes
The world erupts
I can personally confirm they do
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It Wasn't Me ยท Shaggy ยท Ricardo Ducent
Hot Shot
โ 2000 Geffen Records
Released on: 2000-08-08
Producer: Shaun Pizzonia
Studio Personnel, Recording Engineer, Mix Engineer: Shaun "Sting" Pizzonia
Associated Performer, Vocals: Shaggy
Associated Performer, Vocals: Ricardo Ducent
Composer Lyrici...
If a gek farts in the void and no one is around to hear it. Did the gek really fart?
I like how you can just fall through space if you jump off of a freighter
I love setting up my carters for my squadrons of freighter while hearing ADMIRAL KEYBOARD SMASH screaming into my ears
I just so happened to save a gek freighter for my first one and not a vykeen
Admiral Onmu
This prick
Iโm going to harvest it I swear
Have yall seen the shit ChatGPT can do?
Can it talk shit with confidence?
It's so insane, the number of jobs, of monotonous tasks, that could become inordinately easy with a similar system
If so, I'd love to know more so I can replace myself.
It used to but then it would get racist so there's a bunch if failsafes in place
So, not a perfect system, but like
I've had reform old essays from high school, and it's perfect, like
๐
I've had it right code and it was able to get an entire game of pong running in a single line of refactoring code
I would pay legitimate money to have something like that instead of siri, or Cortina, or Google, or alexa
๐
I wish more people weren't against using stuff like this
Seen Terminator too many times
we should replace our brains with ai
It's the logical next step in evolving ourselves tbh.
Not fully replace but use AI to improve our brain power.
Not needing to go to school or anything, just immediately know everything all at once.
Nice

Iโm already an insufferable know it all lol
Caille is AI, confirmed
TychoGPT
Long
Going
its
How long? 24 hours? 
Bout 70
oh
i tried to go to sleep at a reasonable time and couldnt sleep
yeah I know that feeling
this always happens my body prefers 5 hours of sleep i guess
I used to be good with three or four for years. Then after getting ill a couple years ago it floored me and I need seven to eight or Iโm done
what
It is a furnce
I got like 4 hours tonight and Im feeling pretty fresh and active
The only FNAF that is worth watching is the Nicolas Cage FNAF
Its gonna kick my ass in a few hour ssitting here
stupid keyboard and my stupid bda typing
Fast Not All Furious
its weird bc the days i dont need to get up at like 5am i sleep for like 9 hours
but i have to sleep at midnight
Spooky scary skeletons, send shivers up my spine
Why? Aren't yours
Original Song "Spooky Scary Skeletons" and Video from Disney 1929
Copyright Disney & Andrew Gold
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Man if my bones were liquid I'd be able to slide under closed doors a lot easier.
the part that worries me isn't the slid under closed doors
Not that you don't slide under, now
Public restrooms.
Hylics
I also lick sometimes
can you feel me licking you tho
All the time.
The fuck is a semi biscuit?
truly the writing of all time
Hey Gunter, what is a semi biscuit?
quick stress me tf out
Anyways, time for some wholesome professional racism
europe, inflation, taxes, flooding, that last drop of pee
You got to go to work Monday and you still have tomorrow to chill but you can't chill cause you got to move.
So you're going to be starting a new week without any rest.
tbf there's not a whole lot left now
You get to feel tonight tomorrow.
just some more ikea visits for smaller stuff
Is that "I like to move it, move it" from the movie "Madagascar"?
maybe
You know what's fun? Cards against Humanity. The game where you're never rooting for humanity
Yes, from the Madagascar Original Soundtrack, Geffen Records
the only reason i'm not there now is a) bed isn't there, b) internet
can only settle that next weekend
and i need the internets to work, go figure
Where you sleeping tonight?
fucking programmers and their internet
the house i'm in now
where i currently at
i'm
On the floor?
You said you havce no bed.
not in the house i'm moving to
Ohhhh
sleep on floor
I will fist your eyeball
Good for your back

