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No idea.
I've been toying w/ the idea of streaming/recording my D&D game so players have a record.
Ok, this could be great.and an archive of what went down is very useful
Yeah. Especially when they go "that never happened"
I already have a camera for discord when my one player has his daughters.
With Joe Rogan though, I have my own issues with him during the COVID pandemic around 2020 to 2021. But some of his guests are pretty informative. He is just the host
I had a Dwarven/barbarian character when I played lead to some funny situations
Barbs are fun.
I had to solo a terasc...
No idea what that is
Giant monster of destruction. Less insane now than it was in previous versions.
I beat it but was at 1 hp...
I want to play D&D but I can never schedule a game with my friends 😩
The "Salt the wounds" setting is written in a city built in a fallen tarrasque.
They can't be killed, regenerate indefinately (like Wolverine on steroids), so the city would harvest meat from it, keeping it inva state of living-death while supplying their food needs.
Play with other people. Find a local game store and make new friends.
I don't have any of my D&D stuff anymore
When was that added?
So... Torture
I shut down my tabletop online server in October mainly because of scheduling woes.
Yes. Makes for an amazing city in a campaign.
To be fair, if they didn't keep wounding it then it would just fully heal and keep destroying the world. The whole "can not die" thing.
My schedule doesn't allow much. And I'm more interested in world building than storytelling
So, it destroys the world of fully healed
Is it like a starfish?
Sounds way worse than a terasc....
Basically. It just kills and destroys eveything in its path. Its reason for existing is to destroy.
Oh lovely
Starting in 4th edition (early 2000's) the tarrasque was heavily nerfed.
Gotcha... But if you fully amputate it, does the limbs grow to new ones or is it just alive in an amputated state?
Grows back.
Has it been nerfed since 2010?
But the amputated arm doesn't grow a new body
Nope.
Oh good, not like a starfish
2008 was when 4th ed came out, it was nerfed then.
Oh
Basically it was in constant slumber until something woke it up. Then it would rampage until it had enough to eat and go back to sleep. The goal of the heroes would normally to beat the crap out of it them banish it.
DMs would often have other ways, imprisoning it usually.
Heroes fail and generally civilization was destroyed.
Just because it was nerfed in 4th ed doesn't mean you were playing 4th ed. People play old editions all the time.
That kinda makes sense
It's not like the system requirements change. LOL
4th edition particularly was not well liked among the community.
Yeah, definitely.
4th Ed was what finally pushed me to finish my own system. LOL
Sad though. Their intent for it was awesome. But too much too soon.
My buddy made a system that used playing cards. We playtested it. It is crazy easy to cheat with cards.
It had potential though. He just doubled down on ever design flaw because "it was his vision"
LOL
o that explains why a lot of sincerity was put into the animation
Moon watched that yesterday
He designs games now. Notably he successfully ran a kickstarter to fund a retro Furry game.
Happy new years 🎉
Happy New Years
Happy New Years
Bah, humbug.
Happy New Years (in 8 hours for me).
Can I send this instead:
Mah hemorrhoids
yes
David Bowie is looking good for his age.
Happy New Year everyone ✨️
Happy New Year
Happy new year
Happy New Year 🎆 😄
Happy new year!!

Happy new year to everyone!!! 🎄 🎆
Happy new year
If Sean is pronounced as “Shawn”, why is Bean pronounced as “been”, why not “Bon”?
Happy new year everyone.
My 2022 was made complete by knowing the colour of your shit my friend. I wish you good health for 2023
Happy New Year to all, to all your loved ones, to all your friends, and even to your enemies (because without them you wouldn’t be complete)
Happy New Year🎉
Happy new year 🥳
Happy new year from Tycho
Hope everyone is having a good NYE!
Y'all, I love Law and Order: SVU
I can't binge that show. Makes me depressed.

Oh same.
S16 E17 is still amazing to me. I love the writers for this one.
Parole Violations
Mmm. Dunno it off the top of my head.
In that episode, it was a male victim this time
BIRDO
Ah. Yeah.
Happened to my buddy. He insusts it didn't. But she cornered him in a room and yellef and threw things at him till he gave in. Messed him up, he was very religious.
Well, the earth says it's still 18:56 here
Not me yet. Making my Haluski.
Not real haluski, but an americsnized version my mom used to make.
What is that?
Traditional Haluski is fried cabbage and egg noodles.
I pressure cook saurkraut with kielbasa, chop the kielbasa and mix it all with egg noodles, butter, and black pepper.
Happy New Yea folks
Happy new year from the UK!!!!

Happy New year! (Still 5 hours for me)
drinking some cider for now

You gotta love the good vibes
@limber fractal
New Years Eve "Haluski"
happy new year all — thanks to all the folks here for their support and kindness throughout the year. you all have made such a big difference. 🎉
Happy new year, smooth bois 

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HAPPY NEW YEAR
mm yes interesting gift
i just cleared out 139 unread text messages. thank you, yes i am an excellent communicator
ba nah nah na-nah na-nah nuh nuuhhh, nuh nuuhhh...
to spain?
spain without the s
No idea? I was told you went away.
turns out these were the gifts
Baldur's Gate: Diablo
i did go to spain/germany for 11 days in november (only 2 in germ) and it was really fantastic 🙂
heres a picture of a lil street
Ooooo
my dog was very scared of fireworks
our dog too
My cats are pretty chill around them
Finally reached one of the most satisfying moments in Game of Thrones. Burn in hell ||Joffrey||, you heinous little bastard 😌
Bruh there's over four hours til New Years here and people are already lighting off fireworks, smh
our cats too...
they slept through the new year
Hope everyone has a nice New Year!
Happy New Year to my fellow Hamburgerland residents!
For those of you east of South/North Dakota: We're predicted to be getting 6-12 inches of snow Monday morning through Tuesday afternoon, with 40+ MPH winds. It could track heavier. Be prepared.
Harpy Nerf Bear
Happy 2023 and Happy Birthday to ME!!!
im late but happy new year!
Happy Noo Yeer
Astronomy Pic of the Day: The Largest Rock in our Solar System
Explanation: There, that dot on the right, that's the largest rock known in our Solar System. It is larger than every known asteroid, moon, and comet nucleus. It is larger than any other local rocky planet. This rock is so large its gravity makes it into a large ball that holds heavy gases near its surface. (It used to be the largest known rock of any type until the recent discoveries of large dense planets orbiting other stars.) The Voyager 1 spacecraft took the featured picture -- famously called Pale Blue Dot -- of this giant space rock in 1990 from the outer Solar System. Today, this rock starts another orbit around its parent star, for roughly the 5 billionth time, spinning over 350 times during each trip. Happy Gregorian Calendar New Year to all inhabitants of this rock we call Earth.
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
And you thought my Let it Go was cursed?
UPDATE: WE ARE MAKING A FULL VERSION!
I compiled lyrics from all you wonderful people and I'm in talks with singers. Expect it next year!
Vocals by the wonderfully skilled Kat!
Please welcome her to the channel, she'll be recording some more stuff for me in the future.
An absolute JOY to work with!
htt...
Happy New Year y’all
happy new year guy!
Thanks
Steve Malpass
Happy new year!!
Your hallpass is steve from smash bros?
Here, have monologue cause im weird.
I wish you guys a happy new year. This was the best public server ive ever joined, i feel like if im ruining that. Keep up the great work, and i wish you a lot of time to play no mans sky next year.
This monologue is unmonologishly short
Yes, i dont want to be kicked out for spam.
Ok thanks, I'll try that next year.
Happy new year to you too.
I hope you have a fantastic year.
For open office type dt and press F3.
Happy new beer everyone
I absolutely refuse to watch any of those disgusting eating videos on youtube
mukbang
Just the concept makes my skin crawl
I also hate ASMR
I guess you're not the target audience.
I am the target audience. They're like....lets target people that don't like smucking sounds or watching strangers eat a gratuitous amount of food
Same. The memes are funny tho
avocado man in mine craf!!? 💀 i spent 25 hours or somthing on this i forogor .🙏🙏💀 pls rate 10 stars
What is that person drinking? Sad cream?
Probably gagnog
That's what I said
They have millions of views so there clearly is a target audience.
This is their job, we all need to work real jobs and these fuckers are whispering in to microphones and eating an all you can eat buffet.
The only ASMR I like is singers with hair raisingly haunting voices
Hi everyone
Happy New Year
Happy new year
Happy new year
konnichiwa
@mint spear whispers you little sissy
akemashite omedeto
Its a type of entertainment i guess, but yeah it shouldnt be a paying job
I am in no position to tell others that they aren't entitled to get paid whatever someone is willing to pay them for whatever they do for a living.
It just makes me sad for the future, knowing teachers get paid less to teach our children than fat people get paid to eat garbage on video.
but thats marketing
Well said man.
A hard-working profesor working in coledge is paid less than people that make videos targeted at children that they like just because its a popular game
But these days people do stuff only for the money, not because it does good to people.
Phones and social media are a perfect example.
They are made to captivate people for as long as possible to show them ads they are paid for
Even if it means the person is gonna procrastinate and have problems because of it.
Tech breaks down after a year of use, so that you buy more.
Well
Yo
Hi
Not Eve now
Yes I know
Can you belieb it?
Gleam pls, am hungover
Hi hungover!
no
Oh now it’s time to make shit jokes for Code to enjoy?
I didn't even realize the time changed to a new year until someone pinged me on another server and pulled me out of my paving roads in Death Stranding
Yep!
Ahh, the great paver
That's highly entertaining
no
Code you need to change name also man
Newcode's Day
Yep
I paved so many before going on with the story, all the way around the mountains
E
F
G
Yeah I spent all day and paved the entire route from Lake Knot City to South Knot City
nou
I had way too much ceramic from raiding mules and ended up throwing it all in local shared lockers
Literally thousands
That is also fun - I liked clearing the camps as soon as they came back
Make it safe for the porters that don't have the same abilities
When I realized I could dump an entire truck into a container by parking beside it, the game changed
I turned into an Amazon robot shitting components all over the place.
I found this spring, the "Northeastern Healing Spring" and tried to boil my BB....but it wasn't hot enough
He just kinda bobbed around
Also why would any use a bolo gun.....
The maser has 30 shots.
You'll never run into a mule camp with 30 dudes in it
You can wipe out the entire camp with ammo to spare
Uber was 40 euros wtf
Seems cheap for the whole company
Not cheap for my wallet
Where are you?
Home
Code, drink coffee
Think of all the money you can make now you own Uber though
I love the bolo
Oh, well bruh, uber isnt cheap in europe
Shooting it at their head, and it wrapping around and clonking them is very fun
Its cheapest to use public transport, at least in my country
Public transport is free new years here
Basically part of the ride program aimed at helping people get home safe
I saw bowling for columbine for the first time a couple weeks ago...Was shocked at how....callous...I think is the appropriate word, some people get when their toys are threatened.
I pay like, approx 40 euros per year for a public transport pass? And i travel around the city a lot, i think that is hella cheap when video games these days cost 60 dollars for 30 hours of playtime
Without even getting into the politics, there was this weird ease away from civility in addressing the issues
It was like watching someone shitting themselves at McDonalds in protest at them adding salad to the menu.
So...alien
Might've been the way the film was made.
Haven't seen it
Saw a funny video today addressing the Florida Man jokes made about Florida, in stating "The reason Florida Man exists is because of the transparency of reporting for crime data in the state and were the same standards applied in most countries there would likely be a Florida Man in every corner of the earth"
...and I can't disagree.
I've seen Florida Man in Canada
Ya know...That Canadian woman who washed her car with a gas nozzle and gasoline at the gas station because she didn't know it wasn't a water hose....
ji ji ji jitterbug
That kind of a wash sounds fire
hiii
Saw Avatar yesterday in IMAX 3D. Was pretty cool.
Was it in the third dimension?
It was indeed
Was there blue peen like in Watchmen?
Across the third dimension!
Not nearly so much
It was definitely the way the movie was meant to be seen. I never got to see the first one like that, so I think it lost some impact because of it.
I dunno. I saw Avatar 1 in theaters. I was not impressed. I wasn't disappointed but hardly blown away.
It was Dance With Wolves with better special effects.
Not groundbreaking as far as storytelling goes
I think I’ve still got my director’s cut edition of dances with wolves on DVD; all 3 hours 55 minutes run time of it.
Prequel to Yellowstone
My wife is losing her shit because DarkSky support ended today
The app?
man, 2023 is boring
Yeah
can't wait for 2024
Yeah Apple bought it and absorbed it I think
I used it for years, it was decent for a weather app
Yup, but she likes things EXACTLY how they were, doesn't matter that the apple app does the same thing now
Lmao
She sounds like my wife, I called her “particular” last night and she wasn’t happy lol
That’s diplomatic
It was New Year’s Eve, figured I’d start 2023 on a good standing lol
Start as you mean to go on, I suppose!
Yep
Particular or fussy or picky or ooooh another diplomatic alternative....meticulous...painstaking....scrupulous....topical...nah, picky
Judgemental
That'll backfire
Or if ya do like getting hit in the head...
"Special"
dang havent seen you guys since last year
Hey Siri, how you you delete someone else’s post on the Internet?
You inspired me.
Yikes
They say the eyes are the window to the skull.
Once you pry them open, yep
or out
I'd only pry out eyeballs if someone kept peeking whilst they were blindfolded tbh.
Fair
Why would you fold a blind person? Seems rude
Wtf are you talking about
I assumed his a-hole
Well it being black says that it maybe internal bleeding and kill you so it's a yay moment
That's abuse of a mirror btw
?

I don't get it , y'all think i checked with a mirror?
Nothing to get, I find myself funny is all
👍
Can you go to prison for mirror abuse?
Def
Seems fair
🙂
You go to jail so you can reflect on your actions.
jail bad
free food free bed free friends
@dusty magnet Happy new year Bee. Here's a cute story for you: https://arstechnica.com/science/2022/12/bees-like-to-roll-little-wooden-balls-as-a-form-of-play-study-finds/
hi RedHot!

holy
😮
hello everyone
hi!
havent seen yall in a year jeez
you too man!
its a dad joke 💀
last time we saw each other it was 2022
thats true
i dont think you were here a year ago
good point
Floof

I'm up again
going home
Happy New Year folks
Spotify nails the tracks for the mood lol
didnt know spotify made that railroad track
stop
I get it
Death stranding moment
Omfg that is so cute
Thank you for sharing
Don't having good friend: not a big problem
Don't having dolbaeb friend: pizdec kakoy big problem
Oh god imagine doing that without a shirt
Uh
im playing Rumbleverse and omg
i just did a 30 second combo
by far
the longest combo ive ever done
or even seen
I'm watching Dr Who and laying on my stink-pillow.
Well, using my dog as a pillow, she farts.
Howdy folks. It’s 1:30 pm and I just woke up.
Howdy! Go back to sleep.
I woke up at 4 pm it's ok
Wow, I just went grocery shopping without lifting my head from my pillow
The future is now
why are you laying down inside walmart
Ew, couldn't pay me to lay down on gross Walmart floors
ill pay you 1 million dollars to do it
https://www.reddit.com/r/nonononoyes/comments/100ew25/i_thought_that_was_gonna_end_bad/?ref=share&ref_source=link
Is this the guy who voices Titan in MegaMind?
I will never understand corporate ways of "optimal" ways of treating guests with disabilities
Like, these correct ways can be seen just as insulting
elaborate
What's that
ranch

There are no "corporate ways" of "optimal ways" of treating guests, generally. It sounds like you're referring to sensitivity training in hospitality and that has nothing to do with corporate ways. If this is the case...
The organizations that often head up the need to address disability concerns and situations are disability advocacy groups and lobbies that address the government first, where businesses largely ignore the challenges disabled people go through.
The sensitivity training is aimed at addressing bias (often unconscious) and completely unintentional and give users the tools to understand how to treat someone with disabilities with both respect and understanding.
For example: the "incorrect way": Blind person
The "correct way" guest who is blind.
The only one I agree with mostly is the one with cognitive disability because literally all the other incorrect ways were insults
Do you know why one might refer to the individual as "guest who is blind" and not "blind person"?
More words.
One frames the individual as defined by their disability. The other frames the individual as defined by their role in the institution and changes the focus of the sentence, using the disability as a description instead of the definition.
Not even "blind" here tbh. It's "limited sighted person".
Cause blind is such a blanket statement.
Limited sight person can apply to me then or anyone that wears glasses 
Man, using more words and tying to be careful what I say to them, they are going to pick up on that and even then. I am tailoring my speech based on their disability and not their personalities
I wish we could use the R word a lot more though tbh. I hate how that got made a bad word.
smh my head
Rambunctious?
xd
Yep.
Your concern is completely understandable and a valid one. In fact, disabled people often do...and the question shouldn't be whether or not you get it perfect - But that you're trying...I've found more people disabled who appreciate the effort even when you fuck up, than who are insulted when you do.
You get it with experience
You don't know it off the bat
100%
If they can't do something, say like if the person is deaf. Find a way to communicate, I don't know sign language. But I can write
They aren't being treated as inhuman, by trying to be sensitive to their needs. If you can't pull off being kind because it's inhuman, you're doing human wrong.
i love that mythbusters proved that you can in fact "polish a turd"
Treating them based on what they have doesn't seem that ethical either.
That doesn't sound like a myth, or one that needs proving
You don't treat them based on it. You treat them based on their needs. Every person is different.
a common colloquialism used in english is "well, you cant polish a turd!"
Guarding what I say is not doing this tho
astigmatism gang
just dont wear glasses lol
It's lot harder to see with glasses
anyways im just glad i found this out about poop, i was thinking about it recently, and it was really eating at me. now i dont have to do it myself
everyone who wears them is being scammed smh
Me and my asymmetrical eye strength say otherwise
is that what the drivers in new jersey do?
The term I think you're looking for to describe your disagreement is rooted in how sensitivity training is given. If it's not trained properly, it encourages ableism.
you cant talk have you seen philly drivers
It does just that.
The point of the training is to discourage ableism. If you sense ableism in the way your training is being given, the instructor is doing it wrong and in fact, reinforcing a negative bias.
Does more harm than good
i wear glasses and i like them i can drive fine without them tho
Well, it's prefab videos of the subject. Not an instructor, which is why I blamed corporate
Yeah...prefab videos are not good teachers in social etiquette. They don't give you a proper opportunity to engage with an instructor and hash out reasoning and situational conflicts that come out of bare bones information
Corporate??? Cyberpunk 2076 reference???
its a different kind of bad, they can see, but apparently the rules dont apply to them, it really is pretty bad on the streets, especially post-panny
Holy FYUCK my small brain curiosity finally almost killed me, I decided to try mixing Vitamin C powder with 7-Up and Jesus tap dancing Christ on a unicycle I think this could strip paint 💀💀💀
2076?
I thought you wrote post-penny.
I was going to say, they got rid of the penny in Canada
How in the living heck did you even think of trying that?
ps i absolutely could not drive without glasses, i can barely find my glasses without glasses 😂
The small brain is not easily understood 
Don't give me any, I prefer my paint to have pants on 
ive lost glasses that was on my head
cant coke strip paint and like, make a penny disappear even without additional kool aid?
A typo, but it works well enough
Only 1 of my eyes needs glasses so I can get away with not wearing them
Fucking hell, clears your sinuses for sure 😫
i try to adjust them sometimes when im wearing contacts
Any acid could, given enough time
i dont wear contacts
even ||LSD|| ??
i wouldnt wear them bc i would be lazy and not take them out to sleep
color contacts are fun tho
i love wearing contacts. i can wear cool $15 sunglasses
Is it below 7 on the pH scale?
i could prob stop wearing mine regularly but have them on for driving
Hehe I can do that naturally! I just can't control it
How do i make my apartment less scary?
bury the corpses
i cant find that info, but it is also called acid, so ill assume it is in fact... not basic in a liquid form
Don't do that, they'll haunt you
donate them to your local supermarket
Lighting would be a good change but i don't know how to replace them
add lights and a fresh coat of paint
yeah i dont wear them everyday, just when i want to or its a nice sunny day ya know
i have transition lenses for that and prescription sunglasses
have not worn my sunglasses in years
i dont spend too much time in sun and switching between them when i go inside is too much
Transition lenses are the ones that are called chameleons right?
you could buy mood lighting and whatnot that plugs into outlets without replacing the fixtures in your home. there are cool LED light strip spools you can buy, and you can cut them to length and solder them back together and stuff
or stuff from like, ikea or your local ikea like store
I don't know how to solder tho but still good advice , led strips would be good
just clean your place and get rid of junk
It's clean , it just looks cold
I see no indication LSD is infact "Acidic". It is called acid for its production from lysergic acid. I do not know how the acid is treated, if it lowers or raises ph. I'm guessing, since its name is only colloquial - no.
you can also buy lil connectors that work for them
just add color
That's nice
pillows fake plants
yeah im no chemist so im unsure, but in liquid form it would have to be one or the other i assume
a framed picture of roger rabbit
Who dat
What the fuck you mean "who dat"?
Roger is the girl
im sure some ppl dont know of roger rabbit
Wow
Ah that movie
i forget what the womans name is
Brenda Tangerine
scarlet or somethin porbably
i want to get a framed map of runeterra, lol lore map and a map of tamriel
I watched it before but i was young
alright g2g l8r gators
adios fox
Buh bye
Ciao fox.
a bunch of you are old farts so i knew you guys would get the roger rabbit reference
This is age discrimination and I'm going to complain.
ok grandpa lets get you to bingo night
This one?
i need to get new led strips for my pc
the one i had was from my old pc case and the heat got to it
new case is much better with heat
i do need to take it and clean it
You're a led strip
On the daaaance floooor


are you calling me a striper code
these images from the james webb telescope are beautiful
🙂
lalalala
-amide = weak base
WHO DAT SAY THEY GONNA BEAT THEM SAINTS
THE SINNERS?
@mint spear
A poem need not rhyme.
It rhymes to me
Thats whats weird
tomato tomahto
😁
Did you know there's a cactus dog toy with a sad cactus inside if if the dog destroys the toy
It would be hilarious if there was a squeaking mechanism for the unbroken toy, but the tiny inside one had no squeak.
I got this for Zelda because she destroys toys, but not this one lol
She loves her Consuela cactus
And inside the sad cactus is a spikey squeaker toy
@sonic coral Unapproved Discord invite

He did?
I refuse to lose another Avenger 😭

the real mcu villians were in this dimension
hiii
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This song slaps harder than when Kafka punched the Yoju
.> Jessica Rabbit
I really really enjoyed her design when I was younger. 
Definitely had a thing for red themed chars.
To be fair, Benedict lived in a monastery....He wasn't himself in the loop.
Guilt?
Fair man, I know what that's like
Trying to brush it off here
Feels like life is hell sometimes
But one can feel happier
How’d New Year’s Eve go for you
If you feel like venting, feel free to toss me a DM. I know being quiet and internalising stuff isn't good for me.
It went good, not a fan of going out into the mess but gf never spent NYE here in the city so she wanted to see what's what.
Thanks man, I’ll dm you when I can
For now let’s forget all that stuff and talk about OFF-TOPIC (off-topic said in a weird robot accent)
Lmao
What is OFF-TOPIC really
Anything not NMS basically lol
Lol
Man did you know that Elon musks kids name is pronounced “x ash a12”
Very weird
But cool
Wasn't he forced to change it?
Was he
Not sure, remember reading about that somewhere on Reddit
Imagine the government sending mail to the richest guy in the world to change his kids name
Also TIL he has 10 children 
Seems the Musk family likes having a lot of babies
He has had different wives for different children
Sounds weird
But true
I have a question
Is gif pronounced “jif” or “gif”
And what does it even stand for
It's definitely gif because we don't say jraphics.
Well
Imagine jraphics effects
Giraffe is said as jiraffe, ymmv
Gif it is
Yes

Just need to find out if you pronounce it tomato or tomato.
tomeighto
I actually said that differently
English is funny
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo is a valid, grammatically correct sentence 
Reddit is funny, sometimes. In response to the news that the 2023 Freedom Convoy scheduled for manitoba was "officially cancelled", in the wake of a rather petulant interview with the media, commenting on the organizer; one reddit user wrote: bitch, we don't want the recipe to your mom's peach cobbler
I hate it tbh
Tahmahtah
Boil em mash em stick em in a stew
I do, peach cobbler is delicious.
Tomata
Toematoes
😎
Toe ma toes
John Conway
Linking these two gifs together hurts
In Arabic some people say “Bandora” (for tomato)
Nice guy
I for some reason remembered John McConaughey
If you know who that is
Anyone know who he is
Or am I alone on this
Uh. That guy's name is Matthew.
Mhm
Interstellar the movie
That’s the scene it’s from
And the actors name is John
The characters name is Connor
You seem to be confused. John≠matthew
IK
His name is not John.
Believe it or not, I don't need google to know Matthew McConaughey is not named John.
Wait what
Something is wrong
Oh shit
I blended up the name John with another dude
I can curse right
John does like being blended.
But you can’t see him
Blended john
xD
Oh yeah. That's the rapper
Gecko John
Singer of hit song, Cottonmouth John.
Lol
That’s just cute
I think this might've been staged, based on the W in the corner....Is that what....Worldstarhiphop, minus the world, stars, and hiphop?
Believe it or not I have seen that and holy he gets him good
WWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WWF became WWE.
I know. I'm mocking wrestling.
How can you do that?
oof this one tugs at the strings
World Wildlife Foundation FOR LYFE!
Wrestling is a very serious sport.
ffs fuck sake
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See ya, Nintendoe, be safe
You too
Bye 
Happy World Introvert Day to my fellow inners 
Ah, I remember that scene from Independence Day.
Do you have an inny or an outy
Your belly button
Do you think there's any kind of video where someone is inserting their outtie in to an innie?
Most likely
@eternal thorn probably knows all about that
I've wondered that before
Sry we're both innies
Same with my gf
Tbh if I had an outie
Yeah I'm just kinda curious if anyone else was as weird as me for having the same thoughts.
Just don't act out your intrusive thoughts.
Sometimes I do too.
Diddo pokes outties
"what would happen if I pushed this dude onto the incoming train"
Probably a whole lot tbh
I'm less amazed by his strength and more amazed by the tensile stress of that web.
Nothing stronger than spiders web.
I imagine that's what my tarantula thinks.
And then all I do is poke a finger and it pops
She likes webbing her water dish the silly bean
I wondered what would happen if I chomped Ceryns chest hair n pulled
Next thing that happened was Ceryn saying ow 
Remember when Corridor made that adult spiderman cut?
Gf likes to pull them with her fingers, it's not fun D:
He also had an extra long arm hair n didn't appreciate me attempting to bite it off
....
Lmao
rofl
All I'm picturing is Ceryn with one long arm that's more hairy than the other being bitten by Moon.
The only stuff like that that I've acted out is that gf doesn't like me touching her tattoo on the ribs but it's fun because it has a slight embossment to it

She ticklish?
I hit a lad in the face with a cricket bat when I was a teen.
Lol
Cause I was curious if the bat would break.
Seems fair
It did not.
That's a weird curiousity
In a good way, yes
Ah
Just a sensitive area ig
YOU FUCKIN' WHAT
Ceryn is the same
Diddo is the kind of dude who would become a cannibal in a post apocalyptic New Jersey, just to see if it would fondu
I say this but the last time I got into any real fight I broke a dude's arm in three places 
Another time when I was early 20's I hit a co-worker on the head with a hammer.
Cause I saw a movie where it made a thunk noise.
It did make the thunk noise.
Wasn't my fault, he rolled the wrong way
I've never hit someone out of curiousity.
While mine wasn’t intentional, I have hit a person in the knew cap with a golf ball off my club from 40 yards (totally unintentional, I did tell him to move and he said “chances you hit me are slim so carry on”) and once I cracked a guy across the shins with a field hockey stick as he slid out to take the ball from me and well… I was taking the shot already so…
Unless you count spanking in the kitchen while doing dishes....
Ouch 😬
Just make sure the table holds both of you

The only intentional one I did was a bit of two by four with the nail in it cause the dude was being a prick and I launched it from 20 metres and got him lol
I almost got into a fight in NYE
Fucking.
Dude wanted to get in the train (was full) and shoved my gf aside, I was fuming
I pushed him but he didn't care, probably for the best 
I don't like going out in NYE
Yeah
My brain doesn't even compute the translation of NYE for almost a full minute while I'm searching my library for the location of NYE
New York East.
They're like...."We don't like being called the bronx no more"
Hello everyone!
Better to be safe. Just remove your girlfriend and yourself from dangerous situations.
Oh for sure,
She wanted to get into the mess this year, and I was fine with it because she never spent NYE in Lisbon before
She knows now,
won't repeat
In New York, is the Island the rich bitch posh place?
I want to be posh
I see Manhattan, but then there's Brooklyn and Queens and everything east of there
Cutting hedges and stuff
So much green east of Queens
Or you could just let the bush grow naturally
North and south of the huge concrete jungle
That is un-posh
Some people may not like your bush, so at least keep it trimmed
Had some fun moments tho

I like overgrown nature
Discord is pregnant!?
Cease, you literal baby head
Fuck those people >:[
But being for real, I do too
I would never cut a bush dw
I'm not sure we're talking about the same kind of bushes
Um, what's wrong with Lisbon, if you don't mind me asking?
Oh
Trains are never full
In NYE, it's a mess and full of people.
People are naturally gross
People suck
Overall, it's a shitty, expensive city tailored for tourists and pushing its own citizens away 
You want a fucking room that's literally a box with a bed? 250 per month.
Yeah
I’ll probably never visit NY never been there lol
250 a month is cheap af. Where do you poo?
I found it
Oh a cardboard box i wouldnt be surprised
250
I saw one lady had an apartment the size of a walk in closet in New York, paid $600 a month
USD
In oklahoma a decent 2 bedroom is maybe $1K
Cozy
I pay 900 in rent and I'm not even in the city centre
"It can't be as bad as I'm thinking, right?"
No it's even worse
I have a three bedroom house with all the trimmings, a backyard and driveway for $600 a month. Less once the mortgage is paid off.
that's not something most people can afford btw
most people get minimum wage which is about 705€ per month
usually those that go for that price here are in the ghetto or the house is falling apart
you can't do shit with that living in lisbon
It's nice otherwise, just too many tourists and a shitty housing market
I swear, the way I've managed my finances the last few years...It's like I'm a marketing psychic...or everyone else is just bonkers af. I got in with a super low APR and have been renewing at specific dates to avoid market instability, going fixed rate to avoid variability and leaving the bank like a boss, saving nearly a grand a year
If I don't stay at my current job, I will seriously consider emigrating
What a silly question
Tourism 
Tourists are a bane
its new york alot of people havent been there to see it, especially if they didnt want to after the attack lmao
But i dont see the appeal to it
I recommend travelling, but not during tourism season and lie to every place you go. Tell em when they ask, that you're there for a few months for work...Or expect to get fleeced
My outgoings are stupid small, I live by an unnecessary budget but it's something I don't see many others doing.
I got no rent or mortgage to pay but I know everything I have coming in and out to the date.
Say Hogmanay instead, Code
Keep saying NYE, confusing people is fun
I don't really have much of a problem if I emigrate within Europe
Which is the plan because
thanks but no thanks everywhere else lol
Hogsmeade Village, or simply called Hogsmeade, was the only all-wizarding village in Britain. It was founded by Hengist of Woodcroft. Since before 1714 (when the 1714 Edict was passed), Hogwarts third-years and above had been permitted weekend trips into the village. Mainly, students frequented the High Street in the village, which contained the...
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Gary Trotter can do one
Man, JKR is really good at naming things huh 
Sweden has less debt than Netherlands, which means less GDP bleeds in repayments, which means lower taxes....
But they also charge more for education
Sounds dirty
And speaking of, screw JKR
That gif make me dizzy :(
If you focus on the legs
I need to play ULTRAKILL
I'm waiting for ultrakill to have more content
The fanbase is unbearably horny for a robot girl, lol
what the hell
how even
people man
wtf
that robot has pretty much 0 woman features, how do u get horny from that
0 features at all besides metal really
i dont actually want to know
how can a fanbase be horny? xD
Sometimes I look at leaves n think damn, that's sexy
imagine talking to real women
I like wooden shelves, they're sexy
ultrakill fanbase people: i could never.
I bet a lot of them would faint
lol
The devs encourage it 💀
I normally romance the non human things in games
WHAT
then they shouldve made her more…
shaped ig
murdering robot hot asf
i suppose
that robot reminds me of Tekken's Yoshimitsu




