off-topic-bond-james-bond

[hallow isle]

rubbernecking innit

[verbal pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/danger-rubber-supply-meter-vintage-animation-gif-11604094

[hallow isle]

Gotta be a batman gif

hmm maybe not

[safe path]

@unkempt seal you using so much data XD

[hallow isle]

Well this aged poorly.
https://web.archive.org/web/20221110031633/https://www.sequoiacap.com/article/sam-bankman-fried-spotlight/

[zenith pebble]

just like me

3 years left

[ember pasture]

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/kitten-kitty-fetch-munchkin-gif-23778527

[ember pasture]

Oh hey Code

||Anyway I’ll just go back to Foxhole||

[jaunty copper]

omg

[spiral zephyr]

A 20-something who basically lives in pajamas seems like exactly the person to hand your savings over to.

[elder shale]

IKR

[jaunty copper]

he's so stumpy

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-short-stubby-legs-walk-walking-gif-10426201

[jaunty copper]

it's like a landspeeder from start wars

[elder shale]

Too bad these short pawed cats have so many health issues, they're friggin' adorable

[jaunty copper]

like dogs with neotony

[safe path]

https://tenor.com/view/helluva-boss-gif-20187197

[hallow isle]

mouse just stopped working

think the USB hub is ded

yep

well that's inconvinient

1 year 3 months old 😩

[dry bison]

Imagine thinking you're successful because a lot of people want to watch you burn

[verbal pelican]

They are all just jealous of me. - most BMW drivers

[primal kelp]

bmw drivers are the best drivers

[verbal pelican]

We are, ty

[hallow isle]

[hallow isle]

https://tenor.com/view/bean-driving-gif-19913698

@elder shale https://sebastiancarlos.medium.com/how-i-quit-my-programmer-job-to-become-a-chicken-b733c20680b1

[ocean pebble]

Opinions on eggnog?

[elder shale]

Soon™️

Never had.

[ocean pebble]

It’s not bad

[dry bison]

Too much egg, Not enough nog.

[verbal pelican]

Make it.

[dry bison]

Eggnog is just a pig in a dress

[ocean pebble]

???

[hallow isle]

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/memoryalpha/images/b/b2/Nog%2C_2375.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20151219154106&path-prefix=en

[dry bison]

Means it's flashy bullshit

[verbal pelican]

Can feel the love from here, bby

[hallow isle]

Throwback to when the writers of ds9 were feeling super fucking racist and made nog comm's officer because he had big ears

[ocean pebble]

Wdym it doesn’t taste bad

[dry bison]

I mean, sure...if you're drinking it for its flavor. I hate the texture of egg.

[hallow isle]

[dry bison]

The texture of egg is snot

[ocean pebble]

It doesn’t really have the texture of egg

[verbal pelican]

I didn’t ask you to drink it. Asked you to make it, yet here you are, complaining about it.

[ocean pebble]

Just makes it smoother

[verbal pelican]

You were an egg once.

[hallow isle]

no one likes a barkeep with opinions

[dry bison]

You are an egg.

[verbal pelican]

Exactly. Just listen to my sob story, gimme whiskey and take my money.

Relationship status quo

[dry bison]

Just nog me

[hallow isle]

https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5cc3d1b051f4d40415789cc2/1569522286566-6AB2JS6ED6ZO6ED6WKAA/aron-eisenberg-nog-ds9.png?format=1000w

[dry bison]

I feel like nog is way too excited in that picture...

"I'm included!"

[verbal pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/egg-hi-im-an-egg-gif-18634550

[dry bison]

I AM INCLUDED!

[hallow isle]

Hi an egg I'm adamb

[verbal pelican]

It’s An Egg to you, sir.

[dry bison]

An egg looks like natalie portman

[hallow isle]

Sorry Miss An Egg

[elder shale]

Looks more like

Emma Watson

Egga Watson

[verbal pelican]

What are you even seeing

Looks indian

[hallow isle]

only one way to find out

[verbal pelican]

Crack it open

[hallow isle]

😮

google cannot identify the individual

[elder shale]

doesn't exist

[verbal pelican]

It’s her

Time travelling

[hallow isle]

I have no evidence to dispute this

[elder shale]

we figured out time travel

because of eggs

[night bobcat]

[elder shale]

[hallow isle]

who is she and why is she in an egg anyway

no

wait

[verbal pelican]

Nitro has such cute emojis 😦

[hallow isle]

I know who it is

[verbal pelican]

Whoisit

[hallow isle]

This is Gloria in Eggshell, sis

[verbal pelican]

Whoo whoo whoo!

kk, bro

Still dunno

[hallow isle]

omg

I thought you were cultured

[verbal pelican]

Someone get him some smelling salts

[hallow isle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9EPh3Bgl6E

[verbal pelican]

Let me guess, you joked about it as a young one

[hallow isle]

Maybe

[verbal pelican]

Man of fine taste

[hallow isle]

apparently finer than yours 😛

[verbal pelican]

Yeah, shame I didn’t grow up with christmas hymns 🙂

[elder shale]

I hate Christmas

Well I don't hate hate Christmas, I just don't like how everyone suddenly rememebrs they have to buy a gajillion gifts

[verbal pelican]

It’s a marketeer’s wet dream.

[elder shale]

Just give me good food and family.

[verbal pelican]

I am indifferent to it. I love the decorations and pretty lights.

[dry bison]

I don't bother buying shit. If I see something I think someone would fancy that I can afford, great. If not, also great.

[verbal pelican]

So every weekend then.

Oh and candied apples.

Mm love some mulled wine and candied apple.

[hallow isle]

yespls

[verbal pelican]

Do you go to christmas markets?

[hallow isle]

have done before

not recently

[elder shale]

My gf likes to go see the lights and stuff.

[verbal pelican]

Same.

There’s one in Huntingdon, I used to love it when I lived in camb.

[hallow isle]

didn't know you had a gf 😛

[verbal pelican]

Now you do. 🙂

Code and I share one.

[hallow isle]

how does code feel about this?

[verbal pelican]

He’s thinking

[hallow isle]

😄

[elder shale]

How'd you two meet

[verbal pelican]

Are you writing this down?

You introduced us.

[elder shale]

[tribal siren]

Anyone know any good gym songs?

[hallow isle]

I know lots of bad ones

[verbal pelican]

Looks like Southbank’s Winter Market will be nice this year. Bookmarked.

[hallow isle]

London tho :x

Can't remember where the last one I went to was

oh yes I do, zurich

[humble marsh]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAkMkVFwAoo

[hallow isle]

though that wouldn't have been the last one

[verbal pelican]

https://youtu.be/llyiQ4I-mcQ

[elder shale]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZMg9ryeWOw

[hallow isle]

banger

[verbal pelican]

Oo nice. Beautiful place.

[tribal siren]

Ooo good call actually

[verbal pelican]

I don’t mind walking in London. Just don’t wanna live there again.

[hallow isle]

dun wanna live there ever

for certain values of ever

[tribal siren]

This is bringing so many flashbacks to a local club 😂

[verbal pelican]

I could smell the pollution before even entering the city. It’s so bad.

Even my clothes smell of it if I have had to walk or take the tube.

[verbal pelican]

Heh are you going now?

Gym ie

[elder shale]

For some reason my go-to music for coding is Doom & Stellaris soundtracks.

[hallow isle]

would literally need to be paid enough to be chauffered everywhere, and have a proper HVAC setup in the home

[humble marsh]

the two most similar soundtracks

[hallow isle]

so never gonna happen

[elder shale]

hey mine wasn't a joke >:(

[elder shale]

IKR

[humble marsh]

mine was tho

[verbal pelican]

Good choice

As it is, I am moving to Wales when I hit 50.

[tribal siren]

Yeah I'm there rn, just got done on that horrible abs machine

[tribal siren]

Stellaris ost is really slept on ngl

[hallow isle]

got a yearning for sheep?

[elder shale]

Fr

Paradox hasn't released Overlord's tracks on Spotify yet, downright criminal

[verbal pelican]

Well, if the sheep there are getting such tender touches, chances for me would be a bit better surely.

[hallow isle]

😳

well then 😄

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/sheep-cute-relaxing-ewe-gif-24111714

[hallow isle]

reminds me, how was the head thing?

[humble marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/omori-sheep-attack-omori-sheep-gif-26161378

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYUk-ISUTcI this is such a great cover

i miss cowboy bebop 😔

[dry bison]

Is MW2 a sequel to MW1?

[hallow isle]

@verbal pelican Computer just obsoleted you 😦 https://www.quantamagazine.org/computer-helps-prove-long-sought-fluid-equation-singularity-20221116/

[dry bison]

What next!? CALCULATORS DO MATHS!?

[humble marsh]

i didn't know donna was a fluidist

[dry bison]

https://tenor.com/view/boobies-calculator-type-gif-17345313

I've been doing this all wrong!

[elder shale]

You got me in a mood now @tribal siren

https://open.spotify.com/track/19Ww94Uzf6DTXzRkRUQ3XA?si=8dbdf6c353b54eee

[dry bison]

Oh sweet. Not a lot of Discord users can champion that badge of honor. You got Code in a mood!

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/spin-record-cat-gif-21749933

[hallow isle]

Did you see how bethesda did mick dirty?

[elder shale]

Ye, dunno what's with this trend of great composers getting fucked over by studios. Martin O'Donnell, Mick, Sarah Schachner.. smh!

[hallow isle]

Did you see their response too?

Basically no u

[dry bison]

I don't think it's a trend that just started now. It's just becoming easier to expose.

Like the number of people who get diagnosed with cancer

[verbal pelican]

Haha, you forget, I specialise in Sales. I’ll never be out of job.

[dry bison]

It's always been a problem. We've just lacked the tools to identify and fix it before.

[verbal pelican]

You mean hang over?

[dry bison]

No. He means the "head thing"

[hallow isle]

The massager 🙂

[dry bison]

oooh I love head massages

[verbal pelican]

That’s because I am.. dynamic

[humble marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/yeah-csi-miami-glasses-sunglasses-horatio-caine-gif-14033607

[dry bison]

I once got a hair cut and got the full treatment which included a good hair wash...Lady massaged the soap in...Damn near fell asleep getting a hair cut

[verbal pelican]

Shhh perv

[verbal pelican]

Yeah, no bueno. Tangled and I can’t evenly return it cause it’s slightly damaged nao. :x

[dry bison]

I was like that one video where dude puts a lobster to sleep by humming to it

[hallow isle]

ngl I did briefly consider just writing 'how was the head' but thought that was too on the nose and not my usual subtle style 😛

[verbal pelican]

Oh those are freaking amazing man

[verbal pelican]

Hahah, I’d have responded valiantly

[hallow isle]

Oh, that's disappointing. Maybe the famalam will appreciate it?

https://tenor.com/view/dog-gif-22172588

[dry bison]

That dog looks drunk

[verbal pelican]

I’ll try

Oh that reminds me

[elder shale]

That dog's in heaven.

[verbal pelican]

I got one of them in a Christmas jumper successfully

[hallow isle]

nice 😄

[dry bison]

Is that a thing or did someone break a whisk?

[elder shale]

It's a thing

[dry bison]

Is it for dogs?

[elder shale]

Originally? No.
Can be? Yes.

[verbal pelican]

It’s a thing. I bought one. Didn’t work for me cause of my hair.

[hallow isle]

I got a thing in the post too 🙂

[elder shale]

It doesnt' work for me bc it's too tickly.

[verbal pelican]

Well done Adam B brooch

Adam Brooch

That’s it

[dry bison]

I'm tempted to get something like that for my dog. He's small though...his head is smaller than that dog

[hallow isle]

Got there in the end 😄

[dry bison]

That's what she said

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-massage-mood-ring-radlcies-gif-24124684

[verbal pelican]

Brain is still recovering

[hallow isle]

Pics or it didn't happen

[dry bison]

That is so weird.

[elder shale]

No

[hallow isle]

yes pls

[elder shale]

It's cute

[verbal pelican]

Wewj

[hallow isle]

cute, and doesn't look at all like murder is on their mind

[dry bison]

Not murder. Just squirrel

[elder shale]

is this a polish word

/s

[verbal pelican]

Opls. He is a mama’s boi. He wouldn’t even dream of it.

[hallow isle]

https://tenor.com/view/buster-gif-9714655

[verbal pelican]

Should I study or continue reading fiction?

[hallow isle]

yes

wait which one will keep you here?

[verbal pelican]

Okay I’ll leave

dun b min

[elder shale]

Depends on what you're studying & what you're reading

[hallow isle]

You're assuming I'd pick the option that makes you leave 🙂

what a random selection

[verbal pelican]

I thrive because I manage my own expectations. 🙂

Yeah, that’s a mommy suggestion list.

[hallow isle]

well you said continue reading fiction, so let's go with that one

as you're here atm

[hallow isle]

I'm not tho :x

[elder shale]

How do we know

[hallow isle]

you don't

I do

[humble marsh]

pfft, crybabies

[elder shale]

You signed the child labour law didn't you.

RIP golden path.

[verbal pelican]

I am reading Hunt for Red October and I would have to study heat capacity of components.

[humble marsh]

i mean, ofc

[elder shale]

Damn it, both of those things sound interesting.

[verbal pelican]

❄️

[elder shale]

Do neither & watch the movie?

lol

[verbal pelican]

Okay, then 🙂

[hallow isle]

I wish I could show you this whole list 😄 It's nuts. I'm definitely not getting my 5% off 😄

unless someone wants " Maybelline Instant Anti Age Eraser Eye Concealer, Dark Circles and Blemish Concealer, Ultra Blendable Formula, 95 Cool Ivory " for christmas

[elder shale]

Maybe

[verbal pelican]

Apparently I am reading the book instead.

[hallow isle]

having said that, two pack of sharpies for £1

kaching!

[verbal pelican]

It’s bizarre they’d recommend those to a single man.

I have too many sharpies. Take mine.

[hallow isle]

Self-partnered, please

[elder shale]

I'm so glad I can buy my entire nuclear family books - they're all bookaholics.

[verbal pelican]

Maybelline? No, ty.

[humble marsh]

the kids shall cook our meals

[eternal thorn]

whats the difference between a bookaholic and a bookworm

[hallow isle]

no offense intended but I don't think 'cool ivory' will complement your eyes too well 😉

[elder shale]

Nothing, I just couldn't rememeber the term bookworm.

[eternal thorn]

lol

[elder shale]

Speaking three languages is hard ok :l

[verbal pelican]

It is.

I hear you, brother

I dream in multiple languages

[elder shale]

I think in multiple languages

[verbal pelican]

Haha, I am actually nutmeg.

[mint spear]

@hallow isle - Wanna meet somewhere tomorrow?

[humble marsh]

omg ditto back

[elder shale]

Well, that was straightforward.

Take him out to dinner first.

[hallow isle]

Can't, I got plans

[mint spear]

Racist.

But understood.

[hallow isle]

Retirement party thing

[mint spear]

Congrats on the retirement.

[eternal thorn]

Time to get the lettuce out

[hallow isle]

not mine unfortunately

[mint spear]

smh

[humble marsh]

why do frostpunk citizens hate soup so much

[elder shale]

You put sawdust in it.

[eternal thorn]

texture

[elder shale]

true

[hallow isle]

I know right, it's bullshit that this guy gets to retire

and I have to keep working

[humble marsh]

that's the food additives law tho

[humble marsh]

what was his job

soup law is just making soup

[hallow isle]

exec director

[mint spear]

Lollipop Man

Oh, that's cooler.

[elder shale]

Would you prefer a succulent steak or soup

if you had to choose between one or the other

[hallow isle]

Useful information, thx

[mint spear]

I think a lollipop man would've been a pretty good job tbh. I'm gutted I missed that opportunity.

Would have suited me well.

[humble marsh]

i mean, i don't eat steak

but if i did, then in a apocalypse, i'd be fine eating soup

[elder shale]

[eternal thorn]

Yea nope, shouldn't have looked up lollipop.

I wanted wizard of oz

Not that

[elder shale]

You never had a lollipop?

[eternal thorn]

[mint spear]

Lollipop man/woman used to just walk out in the road to stop traffic so people could cross safely.
Like a human stop sign or red traffic light, I guess.

Paid job.

[hallow isle]

School crossing guard

in americanese

[mint spear]

Not at all common here anymore. 😔

[humble marsh]

what do i do gang

[mint spear]

Use his body for food.

[hallow isle]

http://c.files.bbci.co.uk/8D92/production/_104724263_mediaitem104724254.jpg

[humble marsh]

i'm not playing rimworld, so i can't

[mint spear]

Give him a day off though tbh. He needs energy to work tomorrow.

Longer shift, obviously.

[hallow isle]

legally enforceable too, ignoring the directions of a lollipop technician is the same offence as ignoring a stop sign or red light

[elder shale]

Kill it

I mean what

The city must survive, Pickle

[humble marsh]

the reason why it's called the lollipop man is because if you ignore them you get turned into lollipops

[elder shale]

Speaking of, Frostpunk has a great frickin' soundtrack, enjoy it - that's a threat

[hallow isle]

look at the pole

[elder shale]

https://open.spotify.com/track/78Krp041ua3HWk1eQttsUy?si=28167c82a09d446b

https://open.spotify.com/track/7xIinJPFKcrv5prGivWAms?si=83c7a53de7834c92

[humble marsh]

...tbh i think my explanation for why that's their name makes more sense

[hallow isle]

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B004TRQZJ0
WHY DOES A LIGHT SWITCH NEED A POWER LIGHT ON IT

[verbal pelican]

Ohno, I was hoping to meet up as well. Owell.

[hallow isle]

funni 😛

[humble marsh]

we have a light switch that's glow in the dark

[hallow isle]

Please send a calendar invite with at least 48hrs notice

[mint spear]

Wanna meet on Monday or Tuesday?

[hallow isle]

https://tenor.com/view/calculation-math-hangover-allen-zach-galifianakis-gif-6219070

[humble marsh]

so ditto is also in england

noted

[hallow isle]

he is indeed

[verbal pelican]

No. I’ll give you 1.

[mint spear]

Adam B is also the closest to me from all y'all in here.

[verbal pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/phoebe-10dollars-haggling-friends-gif-18406344

[hallow isle]

https://tenor.com/view/elissa-slater-big-brother-laugh-spit-take-gif-5917436

[mint spear]

Yet he still doesn't wanna meet me. 😠

[hallow isle]

ikr

did u know

[verbal pelican]

You’re not as much fun as I am.

[hallow isle]

I am a massive introvert and the idea of meeting people terrifies me

[mint spear]

No argument from me there.

[humble marsh]

adam leaves people to die in the ambulance because he's too shy

[hallow isle]

Also this week is Slough week

[mint spear]

It's ok. I got a car.

I can drive.

[hallow isle]

Or is probably slough week anyway

[verbal pelican]

Okay, bed good

[hallow isle]

I didn't check in with the guy last week to see if they're still planning on doing the work

[mint spear]

I feel I'd enjoy your company irl tbf.

[verbal pelican]

By proximity maybe

[mint spear]

Anyway, I know it's never happening. Just thought I'd shoot a shot. I won't ask again my dude.

[mint spear]

I can't compete with you for his heart tbf.

[verbal pelican]

Oh my

[verbal pelican]

I know, it’s a tough world out there.

[mint spear]

Nah you're just a nicer person than I am. Probably prettier too.

[verbal pelican]

True.

[humble marsh]

@elder shale is there any practical use for the town squares or are they just decorative

[verbal pelican]

Hey, you know what

[mint spear]

Adam B will have to meet me irl to see if that's legit.

[verbal pelican]

You and I can meet up!

[mint spear]

We can make some scones and dip biscuits in to tea. Laugh about things we have in common.

[verbal pelican]

I cook better than him anyway.

[hallow isle]

She does

[verbal pelican]

Exactly

[mint spear]

Oh yeah that's probably very true.

[hallow isle]

she's also unemployed so doesn't have to work like me

[verbal pelican]

BFF

❤️

[mint spear]

🙌

[verbal pelican]

I capitalised that shit

We are legit bro

[verbal pelican]

Too true. Because I am pursuing my passion for science, I am a less bitter individual, unlike others. :x

[hallow isle]

I'm only bitter cause I'm jealous :x

[mint spear]

He just jealous that he settled for easy rather than what he wanted to actualyl do.

Oh nvm, he summed it up in less words.

[verbal pelican]

🤭

[mint spear]

brb alcohol drink is empty

[verbal pelican]

Mine too

[hallow isle]

mine three

[verbal pelican]

I’ll get you a beer, you had a whole glass of wine :x

[hallow isle]

I haven't had anything 😄

just hot chocolate today

[verbal pelican]

What happened to the tacos, my friend?

[hallow isle]

also we still need to address this. Are you aware that this specific phrase is a specific idiom?

[verbal pelican]

Yes.

[hallow isle]

okgood 😄

[verbal pelican]

Heheh

You can laugh nao

[hallow isle]

slightly disappointed that I'm not going to be able to use it to make you blush tbh

[verbal pelican]

All day? What, figure conscious now are we?

[hallow isle]

I mean alchohol

[mint spear]

What you drinking?

[verbal pelican]

Well, I’d obviously blush if I am the recipient.

[verbal pelican]

Oh. Do you even have anything? I mean it’s a good thing one of us is sober.

[hallow isle]

I have a bottle of champagne, thats about it

[ocean pebble]

Hrnghhh… I don’t own a ps5 so I can’t play the game myself, so i’m watching a specific youtuber play GOW. As such, I can only learn the story as fast as they release episodes and I KEEP GETTING SPOILED BY VIDEO THUMBNAILS AND TITLES

It’s genuinely pissing me off

[verbal pelican]

Single malt

[mint spear]

Stop watching GoW gameplays then my dude.

[verbal pelican]

At least it’s champagne and not prosecco

@hallow isle this is all your fault.

[mint spear]

I'm shotting Bells and Jack Daniels in between top ups of Kronenbourg.

[humble marsh]

i thought you said GoT

my favorite tv show, Game Of Wones

[ocean pebble]

I’m not even watching the videos other than the one youtuber, it’s just that youtube keeps recommending me videos from other people

[hallow isle]

I have no idea if it's any good 😄 was a secret santa gift from before the end of times. It's not the sort of thing you can just drink alone so it's just sat in the cupboard since 🙂

[hallow isle]

which thing in particular?

[verbal pelican]

Ahh yum.

[mint spear]

Oh I see, I see.
Yeah I misread that completely my guy.

[ocean pebble]

Yeah i’m not very good at fitting long thoughts into comprehensible text

[mint spear]

I'm also drunk AF right now though so not 100% your fault tbf. Or even slightly your fault, I should just learn to read properly.

[tribal siren]

Shit I just read that Greg Bear is being taken off life support :/ he was such a good writer

[jaunty copper]

shotting Bells? the tips or the ends?

[humble marsh]

also hello doggos

[mint spear]

Middle.

[jaunty copper]

ah

[mint spear]

Just to be awkward.

[ocean pebble]

Howdy pickle

[ocean pebble]

I like this “new” pfp of yours. I say “new” because I have no clue how long you’ve been using it.

[mint spear]

Hey thanks!
I love minimal stuff. I think I did it yesterday or day before.

[ocean pebble]

[verbal pelican]

heh nothing nvm

[ocean pebble]

I don’t think i’m ever gonna find a pfp better than my current one

[mint spear]

Your is 100%, I love everything about it.

Did you draw it yourself?

[hallow isle]

https://tenor.com/view/rowoon-panic-panicking-nervous-sketchy-gif-20846678

[verbal pelican]

No

[mint spear]

Wait a minute

[elder shale]

uh

i don't remember what that does

[verbal pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/doğduğun-ev-kaderindir-demetözdemir-enginöztürk-zey-bar-zey-meh-gif-20322757

[hallow isle]

I am so confused 😄

maybe this hot chocolate was spiked

[mint spear]

Donna and Adam B met up yet?

[hallow isle]

Nope, never

[verbal pelican]

Just your predisposition m’fraid adam

Did you meet anyone from Discord, Ditto?

[mint spear]

Yep. A couple times.

Hoping Adam B would be my 3rd.

[verbal pelican]

Yeah, you might have to try harder.

[hallow isle]

What happened to the first 2

[verbal pelican]

Maybe a public place to not spook him.

[mint spear]

Stinking my boot up.

[hallow isle]

bring sugar cubes too

[verbal pelican]

It’s just Ditto.

He’ll brindbf cartors

[mint spear]

First person I played a couple games of bowling and ate some lunch.
Second person I met at a restaurant and we ate lunch also.

[verbal pelican]

Wow

[hallow isle]

see that just terrifies me

[verbal pelican]

bring carrots*

Lunch?

[mint spear]

Was hoping you would be number 3 where we could more than likely eat some lunch.

I like meeting and eating lunch if you can't see the pattern here.

You can bring Donna as your +1 if it would make you feel safer.

[hallow isle]

I bet you didn't expect to find out that despite me walking into peoples houses and occasionally sticking my hand into their chest cavities for fun you'd find out I'm actually a massive introvert

[mint spear]

I guess they don't talk back if they're unconscious tbf.

[hallow isle]

exactly

[mint spear]

Nah I get it, I do.

Took me huge amounts of courage and being massively outside of my comfort zone to meet up first person I did.

[ocean pebble]

Nope, @steady vale made it.

Who changed their username since I last spoke to them and confused me

[verbal pelican]

I met up a few people at concerts.

That was fun.

[mint spear]

Mostly cause I lose the anonymity immediately. I like being anonymous but there is a few here that I'd be happy to lose that for.

[ocean pebble]

I was like “why can’t I mention them???”

[verbal pelican]

And IRC ofc.

[verbal pelican]

Adam is so lucky!

[mint spear]

😌

[hallow isle]

I'm accepting in principal but I need around 6 months to a year to warm up to this idea

[mint spear]

I'll ask you around Easter time ish.

[ocean pebble]

I’d join you but unfortunately I live across an ocean and half a continent

[mint spear]

I haven't even committed any murders yet so that's something you don't need to worry about.

[hallow isle]

If it makes you feel better nate has asked me twice 😄

[mint spear]

Ah man. He's another I'd genuinely love to meet.

[hallow isle]

He'd absolutely be up for it

[mint spear]

I don't doubt that at all.

I wanna go to that wizard looking coffee shop he once shared here.

[ocean pebble]

God the UK is so small I swear

You can live just about anywhere and meeting with each other isn’t that big of a deal

[hallow isle]

For me it's about the relationship with the patients being transactional/ephemeral. I don't have to stress about what their opinion is of me because if they don't like it, then they can just die instead

[mint spear]

It is though, our idea of long distance is a lot smaller.

45 minutes travel is something I need to really consider if it's worth my time.

[ocean pebble]

Some people here drive 2+ hours just to get to work

[mint spear]

Yeah that's just not happening here at all.

An hour maximum and that's really pushing it.

I can travel 2 hours and be in a different country.

[verbal pelican]

You are pretty awesome. No need to worry at all.

[hallow isle]

I do though 😄

[ocean pebble]

I suppose in a country as big as the US the idea of a long distance is just bigger

[mint spear]

Listen, if you're anything like you are here IRL, you got no worries.
I'd love to have you as an IRL friend.

[ocean pebble]

Like for me a long distance would be like, across the state. And that’s taking into account I live in the 2nd largest state.

[verbal pelican]

Awh this is too wholesome

I’m gonna cry a little

[hallow isle]

See, I got told by someone at work I'm nothing like I seem to be online last week

[ocean pebble]

(Which is bigger than your entire country)

[verbal pelican]

I think he’d be a great one.

[tribal siren]

Gym done, Elden Ring time

[ocean pebble]

[mint spear]

If I remember right, which right now I might not, the UK fits in the entire of Missouri and Arkansas.

[hallow isle]

(tbf they are a project manager so they frequently incur my wrath :D)

[ocean pebble]

Yeah that seems about right

[mint spear]

We just an island that pretends it's a big country.

[verbal pelican]

They can’t read silence. Explains why they manage so poorly.

[ocean pebble]

I mean for an island the UK is pretty damn big

[tribal siren]

I feel like if the UK was a person they'd have small man syndrome

[ocean pebble]

Small man syndrome?

[tribal siren]

Coming from a resident

[mint spear]

Yeah kinda.
Most Southern to Northern points and opposite way around is a 14 hour drive.

[verbal pelican]

I prefer small man syndrome over superiority complex

[hallow isle]

also not so bad yerself

[primal kelp]

twitter copystrike system is down so someone did this https://twitter.com/anally_retended/status/1593788166250680324

goos (@anally_retended)

The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift (2006) full movie official twitter thread

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[ocean pebble]

The US definitely would have a superiority complex.

[mint spear]

God bless America.

[ocean pebble]

Statement intended solely to start an argument incoming

[verbal pelican]

Yeah, god.

[ocean pebble]

Is it really a superiority complex if you actually are superior?

[tribal siren]

👀👄👀

[verbal pelican]

Thanks. 🙂

[hallow isle]

all topped up?

[mint spear]

Nearly, give me a second.

Dude, these drinks I'm on tonight are gunna cause me so many problems in the morning.

Fucking hell.

I never mix but for some reason tonight I just decided "fuck it" and now I'm too invested to slow down.

[verbal pelican]

Mhm, just sketching and music

[verbal pelican]

Tell me about it. Drink water, man.

[mint spear]

I will and I do!
About due with my next drink tbh and I always do a half pint of water before heading to bed.

[verbal pelican]

I only mix or do cocktails when I am out with friends, as I don’t like losing inhibition in public.

[hallow isle]

Noted

[verbal pelican]

Goodboi

[hallow isle]

I have erred

[verbal pelican]

How?

[mint spear]

Why?

[hallow isle]

Said I'd bring some video files for a colleague tomorrow

just started exporting them

1.9TB

ffffff

[verbal pelican]

Is sunday

Screw colleagues

[mint spear]

You meet up with some dude to transfer video files yet you got no time to meet me for lunch?

smh my head.

[verbal pelican]

Hahah

[hallow isle]

No, retirement party

Colleague just happens to be there

[verbal pelican]

Oh youre going

[mint spear]

That is a fantastic excuse, I'll let it slide.

[hallow isle]

yeah

[verbal pelican]

Did tou get a prezzie?

Just ignore my typos mwah

[hallow isle]

No, just slung the collection some money

[verbal pelican]

sgood

[hallow isle]

usually do

🙂

[verbal pelican]

Mmmsuch a gem

keeps you in a velvet box

[hallow isle]

Colleague is leaving, so I said I'd give them a copy of all their video work for "career development"

[verbal pelican]

Haha

[hallow isle]

Hopefully I can compress it

[verbal pelican]

That’s cute

[hallow isle]

ngl there's a video on here of me dressed as a zombie

[mint spear]

You can share it here, that's fine.

[verbal pelican]

I might know which one that is

Unless tou have dressed as a zombie on miltiple occassions

Wow

[hallow isle]

fuck did we do this in partnership with surrey

no southampton

phew

[verbal pelican]

😛

[hallow isle]

just the once in my memory

and you're unlikely to have a copy... it has never been published

[verbal pelican]

Don’t challenge a drunk

[hallow isle]

or what, you'll give me one?

https://tenor.com/view/tongue-out-girl-bleh-mock-mockery-gif-10524012

[verbal pelican]

No, I’ll just look at the snap I have

Then scribble furiously

[hallow isle]

hol' up

did I actually send that to you...

[verbal pelican]

Of someone being a zombie in univ

Or office

Mwmory is hazeh

[hallow isle]

you got me checking now]

[verbal pelican]

light blueshirt iirc

[hallow isle]

goddamit i did 😄

Yes, that photo is from that video

and if you share it I shall never speak to you again 😄

[mint spear]

Hey Donna.

I heard you got super hot zombie pics.

[hallow isle]

urc

[verbal pelican]

You surely know me better than that.

[verbal pelican]

Of myself, yeah

[hallow isle]

maybe

[spiral zephyr]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep4C3VzRgv8

[hallow isle]

This is news to me

[mint spear]

Same

[verbal pelican]

Wise. I’m a gambler by nature. Let’s see what @mint spear brings to the table.

[verbal pelican]

Ditto can show you when you meet him to hunt easter eggs.

[mint spear]

I'm already excited tbh. Gunna be a fantastic afternoon.

[hallow isle]

https://tenor.com/view/big-oof-size-small-medium-switch-gif-17355313

[mint spear]

Well, it would be if Adam B didn't make up some bullshit excuse come Easter on why he can't meet me.

"Sorry, I got to chisel some large rocks in to thimbles"

[hallow isle]

Am I going to have to send photographic proof that I'm at a retirement party and a datacenter this week 😄

[mint spear]

I might even be there tbh.

[hallow isle]

You could

[hallow isle]

Not up for the easter egg hunt then?

[verbal pelican]

FTX - let’s throw it all at the wall and see what sticks.

[mint spear]

Donna can definitely come easter egg hunting with us.
The more the merrier.

We got to get lunch after tho

brb drink is emty

empty
mpty
mty
mt

All says the same

[verbal pelican]

Bad omen

Fill it up quickly

And water

[mint spear]

Working on it!

[verbal pelican]

Hydrohomies

[mint spear]

🙌

[verbal pelican]

Wouldn’t want to henblock you

[hallow isle]

that's not a thing

is it

[mint spear]

She being nice and polite

[spiral zephyr]

Good old spaghetti test, seems appropriate

[verbal pelican]

I could make it a thing, I think

[verbal pelican]

I did that with eggs once, no bueno amigo

[hallow isle]

I'm sure you could, being multi-talented n all

[spiral zephyr]

Btw, huge drama in GT7 league racing today.
Meltdowns, deleted servers, official statements etc.
All sorts of mayhem for my entertainment this week.
💃

[mint spear]

omg

That's terrible.

[spiral zephyr]

Entropy just like Carlin said lol

[mint spear]

I didn't realize folk were that serious about GT7 tbh.

I jump on to play when I'm bored.

[spiral zephyr]

It was so stupid, blatant rule violation.
Guy should have just acted like a somewhat reasonable person...

I almost joined his race team a few years back dodged a bullet I suppose lol

[verbal pelican]

Big reason I don’t join most servers.

Learnt my lessons from Fifa.

[spiral zephyr]

Made for some good reading on my lunch break

[verbal pelican]

I’m not multi talented really. I just try everything once. If I like it; brilliant.

[verbal pelican]

How long have you been on there?

I took a peek earlier.

[spiral zephyr]

Im having fun with it still, really like the current handing model

[hallow isle]

You can draw and cook, that's at least two talents 🙂

[verbal pelican]

I am average in both, or just above. Just need to take that leap. 🙂

Then practice takes over.

[hallow isle]

oh, I have my own talents dw. If you want a router configured, gimme a call

[spiral zephyr]

On the GT server, a while, but I never posted much until GT7 came out.
There was a lot of restructuring lately and I like the people running it now.
The major drama was on the Sim Racing Federation server.

[hallow isle]

finding it hard to breath? pick up the phone

[verbal pelican]

Change channels for me pls

Router ie

[mint spear]

Need a bullshit excuse to not to meet someone you speak with online?
Pick up the phone.

[hallow isle]

See, that's a rookie error. Leave it to auto, and it will select a channel with low noise automagically

[verbal pelican]

What happened?

[hallow isle]

I feel personally attacked 😄

[mint spear]

Good, I can't believe you ruined my Sunday afternoon tbh.

[verbal pelican]

Or kill someone’s dragonflies.

=_=

[mint spear]

Wait what.

[hallow isle]

Wait what

[mint spear]

You dragonfly murderer. 😤

[verbal pelican]

i am helping you, hush

[hallow isle]

frantically searching message history for dragonfly

[verbal pelican]

Oh come on, like you had anything planned

School day monday

[hallow isle]

I do not remember doing this

[verbal pelican]

I was referring to Ditto

[hallow isle]

oooh

ok

Don't mind me I'll just be over here quietly having a small panic attack

[verbal pelican]

Hahah

[mint spear]

OHHHH I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT SHE'S REFERRING TOO.

[verbal pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/matt-hug-hugs-hug-funny-hug-love-hug-gif-26411239

[spiral zephyr]

Someone hosting a league made some bad moves, got called on it, then told everyone "stfu Im in charge no rules were broken".
Then he eventually deleted the whole league server.
SRF which provides the rulesets for stewardship etc, and whose banner he was flying under, agreed with the community, and said player is now blacklisted as host or participant.

[hollow ether]

Hi

[mint spear]

I have no work on Sundays, every other day I kinda do. 😭

[verbal pelican]

Hahah sounds like a dungeon master complex

[spiral zephyr]

Precisely lmao

[verbal pelican]

Every other day? What, you work like 4 days?

[mint spear]

6 days 😭

[hollow ether]

So how’s everyone doing

[verbal pelican]

Buzzed

You?

[mint spear]

Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday I work my self employed job and Thursday, Friday and Saturday I work my 2nd part time job,

Which btw, is not at all working for me but I like money.

[verbal pelican]

Money is good

Need monies

Lurpak is priceh

[mint spear]

Lets me do things like meet up with people online and buy them lunch.

If they accept, of course.

[verbal pelican]

Hahaha oh man

Don’t make him quit the server nao

[mint spear]

Lmao

It's my job to leave the server randomly and then just come back and spout some bullshit like I never been gone.

[hollow ether]

I’m feeling empty ngl, I haven’t met my real friends in a while and we only meet once a year if we are lucky. School is stressful cus I have tests after tests, and I applied for a job and got rejected. at home a rarely have time for even myself. Now its almost 1 AM and I’m up cus all day its study study study 30 minutes game time then study then sleep. So to have actual time I just stay up for long times just to have something for myself to do, movies, chatting (like this)

Well that was a lot

[mint spear]

Is there an option of just going stupid hard with studying for a few days to free up a day or 2 to let you just relax and chill?

[hollow ether]

I’m just studying hard core for this week cus test week

Next week I hope I’ll have time

[verbal pelican]

I am sorry to hear you’re under so much stress. I won’t condescend by saying I can empathise, but it does get better, if you persevere. I know it sounds ridiculous, but it does work out and will be rewarding, in one way or another.

[mint spear]

At least it's only temporary I guess.
I hope so too that next week you will have more time. Please just waste an entire day doing almost literally nothing.

[hollow ether]

I know it’ll get better, i hope.

[spiral zephyr]

Sounds tough, here's to some fortitude and GL on the tests.

[verbal pelican]

Education will help you out of this. No matter what other data, or people, suggest.

[hollow ether]

It’s not almost nothing, this week has many tests, and the harder part is I live in a country that I haven’t originally grew up in so language it the biggest struggle, so what I’m trying to do is study maths, language (vocabulary & grammar)

And there’s more in studying

[tribal siren]

I love that feeling of playing a great game and finding a quest or dungeon you'd never seen before

[mint spear]

No you misunderstood me.
When you have time after your tests, please take a day to do nothing at all.

[hollow ether]

Yes that’s amazing

[hollow ether]

Sure! I have done that many times, I call it burn out time where after a test week I just say fuck it and I just sleep and sleep and do whatever I want, and man I’ve gotta say it’s very refreshing, it’s kinda like a sauna, you could get stressed by the heat but when u go outside ur cooled down and good to go

[mint spear]

Yes!
I agree with all of that. I don't think enough people just stop and relax.
I hope your tests go well and you get the results you are hoping for.

[hollow ether]

Thank you very much, I hope that you’ll have a wonderful day

[mint spear]

@hallow isle - You went quiet. I hope you're considering lunch around Easter time.

[verbal pelican]

Why do you make it sound like a threat? No wonder he doesn’t wanna hang out. =_=

[mint spear]

😔

"Have lunch with me or else"

[slender quartz]

Time to move the kitten off my lap, and do offline stuff.

[jaunty copper]

wao

[safe path]

@elder shale

[humble marsh]

omg floof

[mint spear]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/870750214124883998/1043674497779253288/20221119_192220.jpg

the berry

[dusty magnet]

Looks like he's biting the blanket lmao

Or she

[flat echo]

It’s been

Two days

And I still haven’t gotten this thing completely clean

[eternal thorn]

dump bleach on it

[safe path]

twitter 1am friday

[lucid granite]

they havin a grand ol time in there

[jovial dragon]

Eh, yeah it's a tech company

Pretty typical.

Gotta give the man at least a little credit. He's there too.

Sounds like a lot of fun actually.

[safe path]

nah I don't, the guy is a dick

[jovial dragon]

Then that is bias. But alright.

[safe path]

how is it bias? he has proven to be a dick

[jovial dragon]

That's up for debate, obviously.

But, you made it fairly clear you did not want to accredit an individual simply because you did not like them.

That, to me, seens like bias. That's like me saying, I'm going to raise the prices of my services, y'know, to the customers I don't like.

That's bias. I don't agree with that. Even if I don't like a person, I still treat them fairly. Just like anyone else.

If you have a different outlook then that is perfectly fine. I just stated it seemed like bias to me. But, based your reaction, it seems like you know it's wrong too.

[pliant fjord]

Astronomy Pic of the Day: Airglow Ripples over Tibet

Explanation: Why would the sky look like a giant target? Airglow. Following a giant thunderstorm over Bangladesh in late April, giant circular ripples of glowing air appeared over Tibet, China, as pictured here. The unusual pattern is created by atmospheric gravity waves, waves of alternating air pressure that can grow with height as the air thins, in this case about 90-kilometers up. Unlike auroras powered by collisions with energetic charged particles and seen at high latitudes, airglow is due to chemiluminescence, the production of light in a chemical reaction. More typically seen near the horizon, airglow keeps the night sky from ever being completely dark.

[dry bison]

Not for long. He's already planning to have someone take the reigns so he can micromanage from afar.

[jovial dragon]

I can't really blame the man.

SpaceX, Tesla, Twitter, and the Boring Company. I think he still owns that one.

[dry bison]

Sure you can. He bought the problem and then single handedly gutted the place. What ever state the place is in he plays a pretty big role in and wouldn't have needed to go this route if he'd downsized more strategically.

[jovial dragon]

Seemed pretty strategic to me.

You wanna work? Stay. Don't? There's the door.

I operate on the same premise.

[humble marsh]

how can you stay when you got fired

[jovial dragon]

Nobody seems to dislike me.

That's downsizing.

Not talkin' bout that.

If you ask me, firing, what was it? 2,000 people, for downsizing is better then firing well...all of them because they filed for chapter 7 bankruptcy.

[dry bison]

I didn't say burning a house down isn't a strategy

He made his bed

He can lay in it

You know full well he had more options. Twitter wasn't filing before they sold to him.

He took over and one of their primary revenue streams started drying up as advertisers pulled out.

Then he blamed protesters for advertisers pulling out

A full on anti twitter conspiracy

[jovial dragon]

No, but better cut some now before he cuts all of them later.

I think this game is bugged.

😦

[dry bison]

Which game?

Cyberpunk 2077?

[jovial dragon]

Yeah...

[dry bison]

It has a few (hundred) bugs.

[jovial dragon]

Your telling me lol.

Played it on day one.

But this fixer won't offer me this car. One I'm fairly certain on eligible for

[dry bison]

I just accepted the bugs as the game giving me creative challenges

[jovial dragon]

Heh....

It's a feature.

[dry bison]

Which fixer and which car?

[jovial dragon]

Type 66 Avenger.

Going for a full Johnny build. Gun, outfit, car, the works.

But the avenger is good until I get that far

[humble marsh]

i just drive the ||arch||

[dry bison]

Do you have street cred 20?

[jovial dragon]

30, actually.

That's what's strange.

[dry bison]

Did you get it legit?

[jovial dragon]

Yeah that's what I'm using now.

[jovial dragon]

Yeah?

[dry bison]

There are editors that can fudge the numbers

[jovial dragon]

The only thing I cheat is money using glitches, no save editdm

Because making money to buy stuff in this game is...not good.

[dry bison]

memory edits that the game detects and then it corrupts save

[jovial dragon]

Yeah, I tend not to do that stuff.

[humble marsh]

just take on NCPD scanner missions, you get money fast af

[dry bison]

Did you buy the avenger and just can't get in it?

[jovial dragon]

Nope, hasn't been offered yet.

[dry bison]

Did you do a gig for the fixer?

[jovial dragon]

Oh fuck me.

[dry bison]

Wrong conversation

[jovial dragon]

Yeah...you gotta do at least one gig for each fixer before rhey offer any vehicles.

Fuck I hate that shit

[dry bison]

Cyberpunk has the clothing cosmetic overlay thing now, right?

So I can be a ninja dressed as a unicorn now

without losing stats

[jovial dragon]

YEAH!

Thats why I'm stoked for this build.

Johnny clothes kinda suck, but you can still have the appearance of them.

This build doesn't use any tech, it's all intelligence for short circuit.

[dry bison]

That's okay. I'm pretty sure the johnny coat is a knock off anyway

iirc the description says so

[jovial dragon]

It is, still looks cool though.

Yeah it's a remake.

[dry bison]

I didn't like Keanu's character in that game.

[jovial dragon]

I actually did, I love Johnny, he's such a interesting character.

[dry bison]

Though, it was better than his character in Point Break

[humble marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/wake-up-samurai-keanu-reeves-shades-off-cyberpunk2077-gif-15573061

only other thing with Keanu I've watched is the first matrix movie

[jovial dragon]

He apparently has his own bike company.

Motorcycle m

It's called....Arch....

Wonder where I've heard that before ..

[dry bison]

If he owns it, that's news to me. It was his brothers company and he just worked there...but he might have invested...He loves bikes...

Bikes are how he and his brother bond

[jovial dragon]

Apparently they both own it, from what I could find.

Still, nice touch CDPR.

[dry bison]

Some nice bikes too

[jovial dragon]

The game is amazing, it was just buggy.

Still is but...eh

[dry bison]

Yeah the Arch bike in Cyberpunk is modelled after a real bike made by the company.

https://www.motorbiscuit.com/keanu-reeves-motorcycle-company-arch-makes-a-real-version-of-a-cyberpunk-2077-bike/

[humble marsh]

i can't bring nibbles with me to my new apartment, that's the biggest bug of all

[dry bison]

nibbles?

[jovial dragon]

The cat

[dry bison]

At the end of Cyberpunk I just ended up stopping on the last mission and wandering around the city

Living my fake life

[humble marsh]

they let you buy new apartments, but you can't bring the cat with you

[jovial dragon]

😦

[humble marsh]

i really like my current cp2077 build, its so satisfying

revolvers + ricochet

[dry bison]

There are cat mods for cyberpunk to add pets to other apartments

They're on nexus

[humble marsh]

i don't want those, i want NIBBLES

[dry bison]

No.

You want Jack

[jovial dragon]

Okay CDPR

Time to nerf netrunners. This is a little ridiculous.

[humble marsh]

typically i mod the shit out of games, but there aren't really any cp2077 mods that catch my fancy

[dry bison]

Are you joking?

There's a flying car mod

[humble marsh]

don't need that

[dry bison]

You don't need anything

You don't need pants

[humble marsh]

a mod i would want that doesn't exist (or i just can't find it) is a mod that patches the projectile launcher system to be a lot less janky

[minor adder]

.....

[hard vine]

https://youtu.be/ZUblLT_KL0o someone call an exorcist

hell 5 of em

[verbal pelican]

What will the footballers wear? :/

[spiral zephyr]

At Ironman worlds in Kona, they have an underwear run to accommodate people who want to wear as little as possible.

[strong gazelle]

Sup

Anyways time to go gym

[night bobcat]

That's a shitty thing to joke about, so I'm gonna delete it

[strong gazelle]

Whatever

[night bobcat]

Yes, I know.

[somber falcon]

Paw

Very floofy

[elder shale]

I wanna hold it

[night bobcat]

Feet

Furry ones

[elder shale]

Cats are hobbits

[night bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-lotr-frodo-cute-tuna-gif-13584853

[somber falcon]

Cabbits

[teal raptor]

hii

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-bunnies-rabbit-kiss-bunny-kiss-gif-21363678

Rabbits?

[elder shale]

I love his striped tail

[elder shale]

https://www.reddit.com/r/cute/comments/yzc17r/yes/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=13&utm_content=share_button

[jovial dragon]

Reuters: Ukraine nuclear power station shelled, U.N. nuclear watchdog says.
https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/russia-says-ukraine-shells-zaporizhzhia-nuclear-power-plant-tass-2022-11-20/

Good God Russia.

Assuming this is true. Not funny.

[night bobcat]

adorable

[elder shale]

[night bobcat]

[jovial dragon]

Always wanted a cat.

[night bobcat]

Why can't you have one?

[jovial dragon]

I could.

But I already have two dogs.

[night bobcat]

I see

I'm thinking of a cat down the line, I have the doggo now

[jovial dragon]

Animals are a blessing.

Most of the time, anyway.

[night bobcat]

Agreed

[elder shale]

Grata buddy for Noodles

get a*

Name it Ramen

Ramen Noodles

[night bobcat]

Hmmm

Probably go with Spaghetti instead

[elder shale]

Spaghetti Noodles

[primal kelp]

Spaghet

who toucha my spaghet

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/somebody-touch-my-spaghet-italian-the-three-bears-stereotype-stereotypical-gif-10750566

[somber falcon]

I want long cat plushie 😭😭😭😭😭

[primal kelp]

get it then

[somber falcon]

Maybe you're right.

A legit one is quite expensive though

But then you got quite something

More than a metre of squishiness and floofyness 😍

[primal kelp]

i wonder how much it would be if you tried to make one yourself

[somber falcon]

Pretty much impossible I think.

To archive the same level of floofyness and squishiness.

[primal kelp]

just get high quality filling

and soft fabrics

[elder shale]

@night bobcat do you have that screenshot of that one typo

I need it stat, can't find it lol

[night bobcat]

Which one?

[elder shale]

Yes

[night bobcat]

Lol

[jaunty copper]

https://squisheen.com/products/squisheen-mewaii™-loooong-family-long-cat-kitten-plush-stuffed-animal-pillow-squish-toy

[elder shale]

I'm introducing my gf to my typos

They happen in Portuguese too, it's a problem

[somber falcon]

I don't trust that site.

They most likely sell knock-offs

[elder shale]

lmao yes thank u

[primal kelp]

i do want a bigger phone but dont want to buy a new one

bc i fatfinger a lot

[teal raptor]

🙂

[ember pasture]

Wait you got a gf? Nice

[primal kelp]

[teal raptor]

congratz, Code!

[steady vale]

That's adorable, love the tummy design buy me one too 😛

[mint spear]

i find it funny

how everytime i speak someone gets offended

[delicate python]

Hehe

[mint spear]

it's true

[delicate python]

I believe you. I was only having a laugh

[mint spear]

yeah it's really funny actually

they are trying to ban me soo hard

[delicate python]

They as in mods from this discord?

[mint spear]

yeah

they say I'm toxic

[delicate python]

Wild theory: do you have a history of disagreeing with the status quo?

[mint spear]

yeah

offending the norm

[night bobcat]

Trying to ban you? Lmao, you paint yourself as a victim when you have had multiple chances.

!rule1

[pliant fjord]

Rule 1: Remain Civil

Please respect all members of the community. No racial, sexual, homophobic or cultural slurs will be tolerated. This includes being civil in all channels. No instigating or baiting (e.g. annoying someone by using specific reactions on all of their messages). This includes language which is interpreted as offensive, even in the context of a joke or meme. No incivility, excessive vulgarity and no offensive avatars.

[night bobcat]

Calling someone stupid violates this rule, which you agreed to when joining.

That's on you.

You've mentioned before that you have been banned from multiple servers. The constant there is you. Perhaps it's time to self-reflect.

[maiden seal]

the logic here

[jaunty copper]

Thanks for self identifying
See ya

[delicate python]

Did you just drop the ban hammer?

I mean it’s your prerogative. I got no skin in the game

[night bobcat]

Nah, smoosh is not a mod

[steady vale]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-bounce-funny-gif-15656424

[primal kelp]

yes the normal user smoosh obtained mod powers and thanos snapped them

[night bobcat]

Sweet

Me next!

[delicate python]

My cat has been a butt today

Knocked over a full glass of water

[steady vale]

Give it treats

Tell em they're a good kitty

https://tenor.com/view/cat-bounce-roomba-gif-25566340

[delicate python]

Tbf he did come over and meow a lot…as if he were apologizing

[steady vale]

Put a full glass of water out again and test him

https://tenor.com/view/cat-glass-falling-no-disobey-gif-8417945

[primal kelp]

spray water

[mint spear]

nah he's one of the offended individuals

[delicate python]

I don’t think so

[night bobcat]

That's just mean lol

[slender quartz]

My cats are all broken. They don't do the "push things off" bit.

[mint spear]

you should ban the cat

she's clearly breaking rule1

[night bobcat]

Why? Didn't ban you for your first

Or your second