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granite gazelle
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or i will

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uh

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i wil!

ocean pebble
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granite gazelle
ocean pebble
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Cool

safe path
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Yeah to be honest I actually got super lucky with my wife. I think she's very open -minded and we compromise on things to the point where I don't know if most couples would actually compromise on what we did

humble marsh
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admins still haven't introduced the gunter feature where he automatically "epic embed fail"s

granite gazelle
dry bison
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I don't subscribe to labels. Call me whatever you want. It makes no difference to me. I'm still going to be a banana.

slender quartz
ocean pebble
granite gazelle
ocean pebble
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I assume

dry bison
safe path
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I still don't get this. My one kitty that normally isn't that affectionate is being super affectionate

granite gazelle
ocean pebble
slender quartz
granite gazelle
safe path
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I don't think she's in heat because she's been fixed, but like it's been a while that she's been super affectionate

ocean pebble
granite gazelle
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because i said so

ocean pebble
slender quartz
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I have a cat right now that's in heat, and all the toms in my house are fixed or babies, so she's loving on everything.

safe path
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I don't know. I mean I don't mind either because I like it when my kids are affectionate. Maybe it's just cuz she's getting older too. I don't know. I think she's like six

slender quartz
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Floor, furniture, other cats...

granite gazelle
ocean pebble
slender quartz
ocean pebble
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lmao

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Brainless describes most of my pets i’ve had

slender quartz
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I had to cover all my windows and my aquarium because Dark kept bloodying her nose running "through" them.

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She's almost two years old now, and still forgets.

ocean pebble
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2 braincells and they are busy fighting over #1

slender quartz
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Yep.

dry bison
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This one time that one time this one time

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Buffalo buffalo buffalo

slender quartz
dim egret
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wait how did you know @safe path was a furry?

ocean pebble
dry bison
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We're all furries

safe path
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Pfft

slender quartz
dry bison
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Even the ones that deny it are just hiding their furry

dim egret
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It was

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Not anymore

safe path
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Damn furries in this no man's sky discord, roooood

ocean pebble
granite gazelle
slender quartz
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I knew it on the first day here.

dim egret
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Damn i wanted to say a joke but i cant because ita nsfw

safe path
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You can just say my name because I'm a joke :F

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😄

dry bison
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You don't think you're a furry because in your mind it's associated with something bad.

dim egret
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If you understand my server name then you are a degenerate

dry bison
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Let go of the stigma

ocean pebble
granite gazelle
ocean pebble
dim egret
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@granite gazelle scalie

safe path
slender quartz
granite gazelle
ocean pebble
dim egret
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Mighty sus

ocean pebble
dim egret
dry bison
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My spirit animal is the Fennix Fox

slender quartz
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I used to be furry, but I'm less so now that I'm older. LOL

ocean pebble
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What is that supposed to mean

slender quartz
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Hair loss.

ocean pebble
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Oh

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Yeah

dim egret
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Im not a furry but the stuff they make is pretty pog

ocean pebble
slender quartz
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Not on my head, but most everywhere else. LOL

dim egret
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I couldnt find the delete button fast enough

ocean pebble
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Yeah

dry bison
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Annie Lennox is hot

dim egret
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Its likenit wasnt there

ocean pebble
dim egret
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Krystal is hot af

granite gazelle
slender quartz
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I used to hang out with a bunch of furries. Did RPG games with them and such.

ocean pebble
granite gazelle
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i don't want to deal with people calling me a furry in this server too

dim egret
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@safe path save me

dry bison
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too?

ocean pebble
granite gazelle
dim egret
granite gazelle
eternal thorn
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wat

dim egret
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@eternal thorn OwO

granite gazelle
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i mean if you see the art i get

ocean pebble
granite gazelle
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you think i am a furry

eternal thorn
granite gazelle
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but i am not

dry bison
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How to get art?

ocean pebble
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If you insist I don’t then I will not call you a furry

granite gazelle
dim egret
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@eternal thorn pogfish

granite gazelle
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which gets lot of free art

dry bison
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I like art getting

slender quartz
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For most of my life, I used to tell people to "bite my furry butt"; I stopped once I got online. LOL

ocean pebble
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Yeah uhh good idea

dry bison
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I once told someone to kiss my ass and they were like..."show me"...so I never said it again

ocean pebble
dry bison
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I don't know what based means.

dim egret
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@slender quartz "oh nos! Dont chomp on my fuwwy bottom!"

dry bison
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Based sounds based

ocean pebble
granite gazelle
ocean pebble
granite gazelle
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and then they exploded (true)

ocean pebble
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Most truthful discord user

dim egret
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Nvm

granite gazelle
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huh?

dim egret
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Too far

safe path
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I have super great comeback that I've said to someone IRL when they have told me to fuck off and it was absolutely amazing the look on their face

granite gazelle
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banned

ocean pebble
safe path
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Well, I don't know if the comeback is super okay for the channel

ocean pebble
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Ah I see

slender quartz
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I can't share my comebacks, because I'd like to stay in the server. LOL

ocean pebble
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Feel free to dm it to me if you’d like

safe path
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Basically they told me to fuck off and I told them to fuck me yourself coward >~>

ocean pebble
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Ah

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I see

safe path
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And it stopped the conversation right there and they just fucking left

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It was hilarious

ocean pebble
safe path
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I don't remember what they were arguing about or why they started like being rude to me but it was just took that line and then he just left

slender quartz
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My tamest response to "fuck you" is: "Wrong species, sorry".

eternal thorn
granite gazelle
ocean pebble
dim egret
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ITS OUT!!!!

safe path
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What's out?

granite gazelle
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anime

ocean pebble
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With my friends I have little to no filter lmao

dim egret
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The best game to come to steam

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Besides Terraria

eternal thorn
slender quartz
safe path
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I have no filter at all

ocean pebble
safe path
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I mean I kind of do here because I don't want to get banned but yeah

dim egret
eternal thorn
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Filter's a good band tho, you and your friends should definitely have some Filter

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slender quartz
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Oh, I filter a lot on here...

safe path
dim egret
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Funny gay joke

ocean pebble
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Yeah I sounds somewhat like a normal human when talking on here compared to talking with my friends

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Brb

safe path
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Man, I'm kind of a tiny disappointed with rings of power because they're doing the routes of game of thrones where you can hardly see it sometimes

slender quartz
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I actually wish I hadn't seen Game of Thrones. LOL

safe path
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I've actually haven't watched it at all

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I just know a lot of things that kind of happened in it while I think the back. I don't know a lot of things that happened and I know some things that have happened like how one season was super shitty and you could barely see the fight scenes and stuff

granite gazelle
dry bison
slender quartz
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Hm. My apologies; I didn't realize those words were banned here.

safe path
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Wait what words? Oh, you must have said something that Clyde bought, detected and deleted your post

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I've done that a couple times

slender quartz
safe path
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Oh

slender quartz
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The gist was Game of Thrones has beautiful effects, scenery, etc., but the actual show itself is horrible.

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Hm. It has an excessive amount of adult naughtiness, and ...ick?

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whew

ocean pebble
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I'm back

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Aaandd of course chat's dead

ocean pebble
slender quartz
ocean pebble
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Wrong reply lol

granite gazelle
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laugh at this user

ocean pebble
granite gazelle
granite gazelle
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also online people don't count

slender quartz
ocean pebble
granite gazelle
ocean pebble
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Yeah, it does

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You can get away with saying things as nobody knows who you are

eternal thorn
granite gazelle
slender quartz
ocean pebble
granite gazelle
slender quartz
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I grew up in a time and places where mouthing off got you slugged, at best.

ocean pebble
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I still watch what I say irl to avoid that

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But again

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Nobody knows who you are online

slender quartz
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I try to put my best foot forward online.

ocean pebble
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I am a troller of distinction usually

granite gazelle
ocean pebble
slender quartz
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I'd rather be extra polite and get along, than be my usual self and drive people away.

granite gazelle
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we must use the easybake oven

ocean pebble
ocean pebble
slender quartz
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I can stir up trouble in real life; there's no fun in doing it online, for me.

ocean pebble
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I only stir up trouble in my friend group

granite gazelle
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going offline

ocean pebble
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Doing it online I won't get punched

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So it's a win-win for me

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I can satisfy my urges to fuck with people whilst also remaining anonymous

slender quartz
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That's honestly the biggest problem with social media. Little to no consequences for bad behavior.

ocean pebble
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Me when being trolled:

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Me when trolling:

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And whether or not I troll people depends on the community and the person themselves

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and you are a rather respectable fellow, Ronin.

slender quartz
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I'm not too crazy with how popular the term "trolling" is. People use it to describe just basic humor.

ocean pebble
slender quartz
ocean pebble
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I'm using it to describe intentionally causing trouble

slender quartz
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The term, not trouble. LOL

ocean pebble
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I suppose but I don't have any other fitting terms

dry bison
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I'm just for shits and giggles reading census reports from a century ago.

ocean pebble
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It be like that sometimes

slender quartz
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Sarcasm used to be obvious, even on the internet.

ocean pebble
dry bison
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Sarcasm is lost in translation on the internet. It requires more than text to be obvious when a joke is a joke...thanks to Poe's law.

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Fucking poe

ocean pebble
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Issue is text being unable to easily convey tone

slender quartz
ocean pebble
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Maybe the issue isn't sarcasm but a lack of social skills?

dry bison
slender quartz
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"I was in an accident!"
"Are you okay?"
"No, I'm a ghost."

ocean pebble
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Unfortunately, I died.

slender quartz
ocean pebble
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But I lived!

ocean pebble
dry bison
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Like grab ass but it's really just sexual assault

slender quartz
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I'd assume lack of social skills, but man, I grew up with almost NO normal social cues.

ocean pebble
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I have Asperger's and my social skills only really began to set in over the past 3 or so years

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But since then i've gone from shy little no talk boy to able to actually interact with other people

slender quartz
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I still miss things at times, because I don't have shared experiences.

ocean pebble
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I mean i've gone from being unable to order food at restaurants on my own to sticking up for my shy friends

slender quartz
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I left public school after 5th grade, so I have no shared cues about school, especially high school.

slender quartz
ocean pebble
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Honestly i'm proud of myself, i've gone a long way these past few years in more ways than one

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Not that it should matter to any of you folks

clever vessel
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glad to hear it doggos

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keep it up

ocean pebble
slender quartz
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shrugs We can't learn about each other unless we share.

clever vessel
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aren’t we all

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hopefully

slender quartz
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I have to control my urges to infodump my entire life. LOL

ocean pebble
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I mean my social skills and academic performance has gone up, and I recently started to exercise too.

clever vessel
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i have to control my urges to infodump my faith in Christ Lol

ocean pebble
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Lets not make this convo about religion please

slender quartz
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Or politics.

ocean pebble
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That too but didn't seem like an incoming issue atm

slender quartz
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It's been hovering a lot lately.

clever vessel
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I’m 32, i don’t need anyone who’s not a mod telling me what to say and what not to say

ocean pebble
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Fair

clever vessel
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God bless, good night.

ocean pebble
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I won't stop you if you want to talk about religion, just remember that it's against the rules

clever vessel
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👌👌👌👌👌👌

ocean pebble
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I mean not like I could stop you anyways

clever vessel
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💯

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lol

ocean pebble
slender quartz
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Anywho...

clever vessel
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yes

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change the subject

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very smooth

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you’ve been hit by

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you’ve been struck by

slender quartz
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LOL

ocean pebble
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TRUCK

clever vessel
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a smooth criminal

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HOTDOG

slender quartz
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An old criminal, more like.

dry bison
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A smooth hotdog.

ocean pebble
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Smoothdog?

dry bison
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Hotdog beer straw

ocean pebble
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Wait

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Aren't all hotdogs already smooth?

dry bison
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Not lumpy ones

clever vessel
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off topic is basically no mans pet-light

ocean pebble
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And I love it

dry bison
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So does Jesus

ocean pebble
dry bison
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That's because of the lumpy hotdogs

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Thanks Michael Jackson

clever vessel
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hwut

ocean pebble
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Hwhat

clever vessel
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that’s creepy

slender quartz
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I tell you hwat.

dry bison
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Who owns Spotify?

ocean pebble
clever vessel
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i spot a fly

ocean pebble
slender quartz
dry bison
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I meant who owns the company not who owns your account

ocean pebble
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oh

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No clue

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Let me check

dry bison
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They may have agreements to share info dumped by services owned by discord

clever vessel
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remember when Hank becomes addicted to video game

slender quartz
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It's a Swedish company.

ocean pebble
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They are the founders

ocean pebble
dry bison
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It wouldn't surprise me if Discord were looking for keywords and actively listening for them to share with networks that share and market particular items of interest to those who seem to be interested in them

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A computer can do it all in the background

ocean pebble
slender quartz
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LOL I feel sorry for them trying to puzzle me out.

dry bison
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"Why is this man looking for music written by waifu?"

ocean pebble
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I have a very convoluted assortment of interests

slender quartz
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Oh, I hate Spotify. I just listen to my own library.

ocean pebble
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So to you it's Spootify?

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But I must ask

slender quartz
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But two days ago I had a long conversation with a friend studying to be a coroner, on my own brief experiences, and earlier I was talking customizing toys.

ocean pebble
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What in particular do you not like?

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about Spotify

slender quartz
ocean pebble
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Fair enough I suppose

slender quartz
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For instance, I made a "playlist" of one song I wanted playing looped, it filled in songs it decided I wanted to hear.

ocean pebble
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huh

slender quartz
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Small things like that.

ocean pebble
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I've never had that issue

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And I have multiple one song playlists

slender quartz
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It's been a few years. But I'm cool with what I have, so no big.

ocean pebble
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Yeah

slender quartz
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One of the things that is both my strength and weakness online is the ability to not hate someone else's things just because I don't like that thing.

ocean pebble
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That's more of a strength than weakness

slender quartz
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It's a weakness, though, because most people can't do that, and bug the crap out of me. LOL

ocean pebble
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I personally don't mind what other people enjoy, and if I do mind I keep it to myself

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Except for select things that I probably can't discuss here

slender quartz
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Yep.

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I've had to step out of the channel more than once because conversations droned on about things I don't want to hear, that are against the rules, but mentioning it did nothing.

ocean pebble
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I suppose that happens on occasion

slender quartz
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And yes, I could have bugged a mod, but it's not my job being an internet cop. LOL

ocean pebble
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Makes me both wish I was a mod and glad i'm not a mod anymore at the same time

ocean pebble
slender quartz
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Yep. But there's always that itch when people are really breaking the rules that just...bugs me.

ocean pebble
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I suppose

slender quartz
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Accidents happen, things stray, no problem. But for an hour or more....it bothers me.

ocean pebble
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I guess

slender quartz
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Old habits.

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...And we killed chat again. LOL

ocean pebble
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It happens

slender quartz
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It's that time of night. Gets quiet in here.

ocean pebble
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Indeed

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That plus I don't really have much to say

slender quartz
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I have to deal with the DMV tomorrow, early, so this is my last gasp of fun before that.

ocean pebble
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Good luck lol

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The limited experience i've had with the DMV was a pain

slender quartz
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Getting my I.D. updated should be simple. It never is.

ocean pebble
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Yep

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Nothing is ever simple when it involves the government lol

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Bureaucracy moment

slender quartz
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Paraphrasing Heinlein: "A government is the only lifeform with a hundred bellies and no brain."

ocean pebble
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ha

slender quartz
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And I'll drop that subject there. LOL

ocean pebble
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Not like I have any better ideas though

ocean pebble
tall garnet
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New YouTube

ocean pebble
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What

tall garnet
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Check check check it out

ocean pebble
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Okay? Nobody cares, friend.

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Plus

tall garnet
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Ok...

ocean pebble
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That isn't a youtube link

tall garnet
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Twas the link to a new youtube..YouTube... it's called rumble and they don't silence their creators or take monetization from creators videos

eternal thorn
slender quartz
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I've heard of Rumble. Russel Brand has an account.

ocean pebble
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Yeah i'm not clicking that link man

tall garnet
limber fractal
tall garnet
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It's not spamming it got deleted the first time so I posted it a 2nd for anyone interwested

eternal thorn
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"New" Youtube?
Thing was made 9 years ago

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tall garnet
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I can leave now my b

limber fractal
ocean pebble
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aaannnddd he left

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Okay then

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🤨

humble marsh
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rumble grumble humble bumble

ocean pebble
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blongus

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Well, i'm gonna try to get a good night's rest for once. Goodnight y'all.

humble marsh
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gn

slender quartz
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Night, Doggos.

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Blarg. I need to medicate fuzzies and myself yet tonight, still.

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Night, folks. Be good...or failing that, be good at being bad. LOL

dry bison
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Spent the better half of three hours researching geneological reports as far back as the early 1800s.

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I was hoping to find out which in the line of my family "got off the boat" as it were

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Find the start of my Canadian heritage

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Unfortunately, going back over 200 years, they're still Canadians through and through

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My family predates the age of this country

limber fractal
primal kelp
dry bison
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It just shocks me that my family has been kicking around this country so long...more specifically in the same province

limber fractal
dry bison
primal kelp
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good way to get everyone to hate you, wishing keanu reeves was dead

dry bison
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Does Keanu Reeves take prescription medication improperly?

limber fractal
primal kelp
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all of twitter is on keanus side

dry bison
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...There are no sides

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It's abjectly disgusting to say that kind of thing.

limber fractal
primal kelp
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its even worse when he says this about river phoenix which was one of keanu's best friends

primal kelp
limber fractal
primal kelp
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thats like hating on puppies or kittens

limber fractal
limber fractal
primal kelp
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might not like him as an actor sure, but stories told by people are so nice

dry bison
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Is Reeves a drug user or an alcoholic?

primal kelp
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i think he used to be way back

dry bison
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All this hooplah is coming from a memoir Perry wrote coming out in like...a week

primal kelp
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but he sobered up quickly

dry bison
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It's drumming up sales

primal kelp
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i think matt just hates him for getting clean or something

limber fractal
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Oh and he's also Canadian meowSmirk

primal kelp
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they both are

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u have both the keanu and the keanu hater

dry bison
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It looks like a publicity stunt.

limber fractal
limber fractal
primal kelp
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his claim to fame was being on friends

dry bison
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I bet Keanu even knows about it

primal kelp
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maybe but knowing keanu he prob would just pity him

dry bison
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I doubt he thinks of him at all

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He has no problem talking about his past

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He just doesn't.

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It's private.

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aka nobody elses business

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Ah yes. In 2001 keanu admitted to media he had a drug addiction to class-a narcotics.

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He said in the article to The Guardian that drugs were "wonderful"

primal kelp
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if keanu was an adult in the 60s he would prob be a hippie

dry bison
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He stepped away from those admissions, he said because the association hurt his ability to get gigs

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These days he has no vices, he tells Vanity Fair, although he appears to concede that one man's pleasure may be another man's poison: "I just don't relate to them as vices I don't consider smoking a vice."

humble marsh
primal kelp
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dude doesnt even look like hes about to be 60

dry bison
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He looks like my dad

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It's weird

primal kelp
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ur dad is keanu reeves?!?!

dry bison
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Isn't yours?

primal kelp
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i wish

dry bison
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Worst place to buy things

primal kelp
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this is hilarious

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this is the disc version of the game

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theres absolutely no point in buying it

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theres only 70mb on it

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not even part of the game is on there

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so they shipped out thousands of almost empty discs for people to buy

humble marsh
primal kelp
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see thats fine, if they used a blueray grade disc to write 70mbs of data to put in ur console thats a huge waste of both money and resources

limber fractal
dry bison
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So Perry's remarks are more a critique of Keanu's relaxed attitude about taking drugs that to his other friends resulted in their deaths, but realistically, farley who is referenced in the book was addicted to drugs. Heath had an accidental overdose

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Of prescription meds

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He had insomnia

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So the connection doesn't make sense regardless of how it's drawn

pliant fjordBOT
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nasa Astronomy Pic of the Day: Sunset, Moonset, Taj Mahal

Explanation: On October 25th, Sun and New Moon set together as seen from Agra, India. Their close conjunction near the western horizon, a partial solar eclipse, was captured in this elevated view in hazy skies near the solitary dome of the Taj Mahal. Of course, the partial solar eclipse was also seen from most of Europe, northern Africa, the Middle East, and western parts of Asia. This eclipse was the last of two solar eclipses (both partial eclipses) in 2022. But the next Full Moon will slide through planet Earth's shadow on November 7/8, in a total lunar eclipse.

spiral zephyr
mint spear
thick stump
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claimed that bed

mint spear
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yup

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I gave him a shower moments ago

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well yesterday now

civic ferry
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I need to find a good iPhone SE battery on Amazon. So many sellers agh

spare carbon
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But there’s also sth they call “California sober”, which is staying away from the thing you’re addicted to but enjoying recreational drinking and smoking in small quantities and rare occasions

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Since I’ve never been addicted to anything I don’t really have an opinion on this though

mint spear
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for now

spiral zephyr
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It's more than all gun deaths (including the ~2/3rds that are suicides) and auto deaths combined.

spare carbon
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ooffff I didnt know that

ocean pebble
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Good morning folks

spare carbon
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I knew alcoholism is vicious and a lot more people are addicted than they think but I didnt know it kills that many people

spare carbon
spiral zephyr
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So the social costs and deaths extrapolate when we look deeper into the data

spare carbon
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yeah that makes sense

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I never met an alcoholic who became nicer when they were under the influence

spiral zephyr
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40 comes off as a little low tbh

civic ferry
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Tracking the medical complications is probably difficult

civic ferry
spiral zephyr
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I quit a number of years ago when my gf got sick and couldn't drink, so I abstained out of solidarity.
Just never picked it back up.
Don't miss it either tbh.

spare carbon
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I only ever drink at parties, or with friends, never on my home

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it just never occurred to me to just buy alcohol to keep at home or have a glass of alcohol when getting home after work or sth

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as a result I sometimes get drunk very easily when I havent had a single drink in a few months because I havent been going out 😂

spiral zephyr
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Sounds like a healthy approach

spare carbon
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my dad was a "party alcoholic" so I guess that helps

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you know the kind of people who dont necessarily get drunk on their own everyday for no reason, but just as soon as they start a bottle or a pack, they cant stop until they drop?

spiral zephyr
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Oh yes, interesting how it affects people differently

verbal pelican
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Idk how people think they will get away with something like this

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Esp in a city with cameras literally everywhere

hallow isle
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Pig farm.

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Pig'll eat anything.

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Get a dog, take up dog walking around a farm, drop them off a bit at a time.

verbal pelican
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But I agree, most of these people seem like they want to get caught.

hallow isle
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I think they get most of their ideas from tv

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Forgetting how the shows normally end

verbal pelican
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They should watch How to Get Away With Murder.

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If they want to get caught even quicker.

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This lady, she killed her elderly friend for £700k. I mean what did she think, no one will question why anyone would leave their friend their estate, esp after before going missing

hallow isle
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Then the mafia carry out a hit, they leave the weapons etc. at the scene for good reason. If you try and hide them you create an evidence trail - use weapons that can't be connected to you.

verbal pelican
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Oh and the money she needed to repair her broken down family home worth £4mil like wat

hallow isle
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Maths is hard

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Well at least the prison know she's good at lifting, can get a job in the kitchen

spare carbon
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in my hometown we had a guy who tried to make his victim disappear by stucking them in the blender

hallow isle
spare carbon
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as in

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a normal kitchen blender

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nothing industrial

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cut them up in their bathroom a little bit at a time and blend it little by little

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can you guess if they got caught or not

verbal pelican
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That sounds really messy.

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And time consuming.

hallow isle
verbal pelican
#

How many versions of that gif are out there

hallow isle
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Enough

spare carbon
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its like that guy from the netflix docu, dont fuck with cats

hallow ingot
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i come back into chat and this is what i see anders

spare carbon
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can you believe he only got caught because he took the trash out too late

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so it wasnt picked up. few minutes earlier and all evidence would have disappeared apparently

verbal pelican
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Ah so the smell alerted his neighbours or smthing?

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Binman?

spare carbon
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no, he was caught on camera and they managed to get there before the next pick up I think

hallow isle
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Asked him for his smoothie recipe

hallow ingot
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😂

verbal pelican
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That’s an extreme ad for Huel.

spare carbon
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cannibal smoothie, (not) real human meat (ofc not)

hallow isle
verbal pelican
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Heh literally

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Crazy traffic on M25 =_=

hallow isle
#

Texting and driving? Naughty

verbal pelican
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Is it rude if instead of picking up my friend I offer to pay for her taxi?

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Ha, never! Still home, in pjs

hallow isle
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Depends how close the friend is tbh

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And how neurotypical

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I'd be fine with it

thick stump
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one road i'd avoid driving on if i can ever help it

verbal pelican
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Well I have known her since we were 4

hallow isle
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Hmmm

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You could use the 'Rona excuse

spare carbon
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I wouldnt think so but I apparently dont have a good perception of what's rude or not

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lots of things dont seem rude to me which apparently are

mint spear
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darkeater midir

night bobcat
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Snake

verbal pelican
# hallow isle You could use the 'Rona excuse

Argh, it’s my fault, really. She told me not to come. That she’d grab a taxi, but I am a stupid people pleaser, even when they don’t want to be ‘pleased’. So I said, ‘no no, you crazy? You’re travelling thousands of miles, it’s the least I can do’.

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🤦‍♀️

hallow isle
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Get yer coat

verbal pelican
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I did. Putting boots on now. Sigh.

mint spear
#

Dragonslayer Ornstein

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hallow isle
verbal pelican
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Thanks. Have a good one! o/

ocean pebble
hallow ingot
hallow isle
ocean pebble
civic ferry
spare carbon
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Uber bad

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if you're in Paris specifically, never get one

surreal mauve
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I am cryinggg

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Help me 😭😭

mint spear
zenith pebble
mint spear
#

Mohg, the lord of blood
(its actually blueberry)

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safe path
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You can't fool us. We know who that really is

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All hail Lord Mohg!

zenith pebble
mint spear
flat echo
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Y’all think this guy died?

safe path
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If I remember correctly that person was shot with a cannonball and it was a French soldier

flat echo
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Correct

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19 years old at Waterloo

safe path
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I don't remember if he lived or died, but yeah a tiny bit of a history buff. I like history stuff but some of it I don't know and I'm going to fully admit that

flat echo
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I’m preeeeeetty sure he died 😂

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Also history buff you say?

safe path
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Now the question is whether or not he died from the impact or if he died later from bleeding out

flat echo
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Given that the cannonball went straight through him, I’m gonna go with the first option

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That’s quite a large hole

safe path
#

The world may never know

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I don't know. I've seen some pretty crazy shit like the guy that attempted suicide with the shotgun blast to the face and he survived

flat echo
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I mean yea but there’s a difference between a shotgun blast and what looks like a 1 foot hole straight through your body

safe path
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Albia we have modern medicine but still the fact that he did insta die. There is potentially a chance

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Damn it. I was sitting here typing on my work laptop was going to type what I was trying to send in here and then I just realized what I did and had to stop

ocean pebble
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Yeah it doesn’t look good for you even with modern medicine if you have a 1 foot hole through your chest

zenith pebble
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idk i bet someone could live with half a torso...

ocean pebble
flat echo
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Mmm I think you’re losing that bet

ocean pebble
hallow isle
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Injury like that would have been instant death. 3 arteries severed, half a lung missing, chest cavity open so the other lung doesn't function anyway, heart torn open.

ocean pebble
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At least it would probably be quick

hallow isle
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Only treatment needed is creosote on the pine box

ocean pebble
hallow isle
#

Looks like it also took out 5-7 disks from his spine too

ocean pebble
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I mean Adam here is the EMT, right?

safe path
#

Wonder if I should try to start a union here at work .

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They are trying to justify only 4% raises next year, but that's if you meet the merit expectations

hallow isle
#

Completely ignoring the pressure wave too - everything not ripped out of his chest cavity probably liquified

safe path
#

Which the 4% is $2,000 if you're making below $50,000 and it's only a 3% raise which is 2,250 if your below 75,000

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Blow the midpoint it says

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Below

zenith pebble
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i feel like speed of death would be dependent on what exactly the cannonball took out

hallow isle
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Scroll up, I gave you a list

zenith pebble
#

there u go, thx Dr. B

primal kelp
#

he survived

hallow isle
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Losing the jugular artery will cause an instant blood pressure drop, causing unconsciousness within a few seconds

hallow isle
primal kelp
#

he didnt actually survive

hallow isle
#

Having a hole of any size in the chest, even if your organs are intact, is enough to kill you because your chest needs to be air tight to inflate your lungs

flat echo
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I go away for like 10 min and I come back to a full blown conversation about whether or not this guy lived

hallow isle
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No lung inflation, no oxygen, no brain function

flat echo
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As terrible as it looks now

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Can y’all imagine how horrifying it must’ve been when it happened

primal kelp
#

i mean he prob insta died

flat echo
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I meant for those around him

mint spear
hallow isle
flat echo
mint spear
#

nooooooo the watermelon exploded

ocean pebble
#

The salami lid don’t fit

flat echo
#

On an off topic

teal raptor
#

hiiiii

mint spear
flat echo
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@safe path you said you’re a history buff yes?

safe path
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Yeah probably not nearly as much as you though. But yeah I do like history stuff

flat echo
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Well I got something neat for you to see

mint spear
#

are the trenches in verdun still there?

flat echo
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Well it’s neat depending on where you’re from

safe path
#

It was one of the few subjects in high school that I was able to pass easily. Hell I'd even have to take the final exam to graduate because while the teacher really liked me as a student and I had good grades

flat echo
#

Ok are you from America

safe path
#

Unfortunately yes

mint spear
#

for now

flat echo
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Good then you’ll know what I’m talking about

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Bought this

mint spear
flat echo
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Arrived yesterday

mint spear
#

what is it?

flat echo
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Munitions report

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124th New York Volunteer Infantry

mint spear
#

no idea what that is

flat echo
#

For the 4th Quarter of 1863

safe path
#

Oh that's actually pretty nifty. You can see that they got a carbine pistols and more

flat echo
#

So let’s start from the top

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These men were at Gettysburg in early July

mint spear
#

1863 was the civil war right?

flat echo
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And they chased Lees forces to Jones Crossroads

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Yes

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Where they skirmished with Lee and his army

mint spear
#

my bad i forgot

flat echo
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They then took part in the overland campaign

mint spear
zenith pebble
#

my history knowledge is like, i know the wild west was still a thing but in heavy decline in 1899 thx to RDR2

flat echo
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From July to December 1863 they fought several battles in Virginia before they were able to set up camp for the winter

safe path
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Skirmish is like a a quick little battle. Not like a full blown out war

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That's the best way I can describe it. It's probably not the technical way

mint spear
#

so cool :0

flat echo
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This document was done while in camp at Brady Station in December 1863

mint spear
flat echo
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But you can see it’s blank

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Only a note on it

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The note mentions there is no accurate report due to the skirmishes at Jones Crossroads

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And that no one took any accurate reports

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The next year for these men

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Was hell

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They left camp in May 1864

safe path
#

So looking at the note, it seems like it says something along the lines of an accurate statement cannot be made something we are under fire

flat echo
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Only to be thrown into the Battle of the Wilderness

flat echo
safe path
#

And they also stay where they're located. Which is that crossroads what you said

flat echo
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They were talking about the fact that since Jones Crossroads in late July, they didn’t have time to keep accurate records

safe path
#

I can make out some of the cursive but not all of it

flat echo
#

The document was probably written by an officer

safe path
#

Looks more written by a doctor to me

flat echo
#

These men later went on to fight at the Wilderness which was horrific

safe path
flat echo
#

😂

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No but the wilderness was horrifying

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They got a few months break for the winter and then immediately had to watch thousands burn alive

ocean pebble
#

Burn alive??? Sounds more like Battle of the Wildfire to me

flat echo
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Almost 18,000 Union casualties

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That’s because there was a wildfire

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Cannon fire caused a forest fire which filled the air with smoke

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There was friendly fire due to the inability to see

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And wounded soldiers could not be rescued and burnt alive in the fires

ocean pebble
#

So who “won”

safe path
#

The fire

flat echo
#

No one

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Battle was inconclusive

ocean pebble
flat echo
#

11,000 southern casualties

safe path
#

No actually I think cat cubes cat Mohg won

flat echo
#

So 28,000 casualties for a battle that had no real winner

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I’ve actually been to the site

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The Forrest has since grown back

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Then after that these men had to fight in the Siege of Petersburg

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9 months of fighting that cost the Union 42,000 casualties

safe path
#

Okay so call me on at the call but you know what times are hard and this place has money so I take surveys for the Gallup panel and I don't know what's going on but I have been sent five links so far from them. It's legitimately from them for surveys. I think something's messed up with their system and so far I've gotten 75 from it

flat echo
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They helped chase Lee from Richmond all the way to Appomattox Courthouse and were there at Lees surrender

flat echo
safe path
#

Sorry the voice to text is weird. I said you can call me un ethical or whatever, but I do surveys for the Gallup panel and sometimes they send you big rewards like the most I've gotten so far is $20 for doing one survey well since last night. For some reason I've gotten five emails saying thank you for taking a survey totaling $75

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And you know again call me on ethical or whatever but I need money so I'm going to take it

flat echo
#

Ah

ocean pebble
#

The civil war may have been won by the Union, but can we really say either side truly won?

flat echo
#

Well you do you I guess

flat echo
safe path
#

But these may be from past surveys I've taken too. They may be bonuses because the title of the email all lines up with surveys I've taken

flat echo
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Hundreds of thousands died

ocean pebble
#

It was Americans killing Americans over what was frankly bullshit

flat echo
#

I guess the real winners were the slaves who were freed at the end

zenith pebble
ocean pebble
flat echo
#

Nor do I

zenith pebble
#

i know

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id say society won

steady vale
#

I support enjoying banana flavored stuff

ocean pebble
#

I wonder if things could have been done differently so that civil war was avoided but it still ended as favorably for the slaves

flat echo
#

Well that came out of nowhere

zenith pebble
#

banana is the best runt

steady vale
#

It is

flat echo
safe path
#

Wait, I just realized I can use this balance to buy wishes o n Genshin lol

flat echo
#

It was inevitable since the birth of the nation

zenith pebble
#

maybe idk youre probably in history class right now pardner, US history was a long time ago for me

safe path
#

And it's 75. I didn't know I was getting xD

flat echo
#

When the North and the South divided into different economic systems

flat echo
zenith pebble
#

confederate money lol

zenith pebble
flat echo
#

Oof

ocean pebble
flat echo
#

It’s sad that it had to happen but, it wasn’t avoidable

zenith pebble
#

or want to live in a society that had both internet and slavery

steady vale
#

The wind is trying to give me anxiety

zenith pebble
#

what a dark timeline that would be

flat echo
#

The divisions started in colonial America, it was only a matter of time before they exploded

primal kelp
flat echo
#

It was a gunpowder keg since the day the country was founded

ocean pebble
flat echo
mint spear
#

what does it mean by zalgo text in the rules

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never heard the phrase before

primal kelp
#

google it

steady vale
ocean pebble
steady vale
#

It steals my power

mint spear
primal kelp
#

its text thats all messed up and sometimes hard to read

zenith pebble
#

z̴̃̈́a̸̐͠l̸̈̌g̵͆͝ŏ̸͠ ̶̓͋t̴̃̄e̶͆̄x̸̅̋t̶̾͛

flat echo
#

I’ve been to so many civil war battlefields it feels like the war follows me around sometimes

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I laid in the trenches at Vicksburg with civil war era binoculars

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Looking up at confederate lines

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Laying with my stomach to the old trench wall was… an experience

ocean pebble
#

You sound like you’ve done everything short of actually fighting in the war

zenith pebble
flat echo
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Knowing how much blood spilled right under me, how many bodies must’ve been right around me

flat echo
strong gazelle
#

Who here goes gym?

flat echo
#

At Vicksburg I was allowed to handle a genuine civil war rifle

steady vale
flat echo
#

And I pointed it at the old courthouse in Vicksburg

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The confederate headquarters

hallow isle
flat echo
#

Looking down the barrel at it, like the Union soldiers back in 1863

steady vale
#

Are you doing a duck face?

hallow isle
#

You appear to be wearing sunglasses indoors. You should fix that.

flat echo
#

Hell this was my Airbnb once

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Stonewall Jackson’s old headquarters

strong gazelle
flat echo
#

Where he planned the Battle at Antietam

steady vale
flat echo
#

I’ve walked along Bloody Lane at Antietam, where thousands died

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ocean pebble
steady vale
#

I just briefly looked at it

ocean pebble
#

I did too

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You seem like you scoured every last detail

strong gazelle
#

I want to compete as a bodybuilder when im 17

flat echo
#

The view at Gettysburg from Little Round Top

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strong gazelle
#

But im 15 so I have long way tongo

hallow isle
zenith pebble
# hallow isle banned

c̷̽͑o̵̓̓o̶̎̍l̷͂̒ ̶̽͠s̶̀̾e̶͊̄é̸̪ ̵͌̅y̷̎̽a̸͌̽ ̴͆̍n̴͒̌ȇ̴̄v̵̒͗e̸͊̈́r̸͖̒

flat echo
#

Looking down at where the Confederates charged up the hill

ocean pebble
flat echo
#

Countless men laid dead on those rocks I’ve seen the photos

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Which btw I will not be sending here

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For y’all’s sanity

ocean pebble
#

And for y’know

hallow isle
#

Someone with more time than me should shop pennywise into that basement

ocean pebble
#

Not being banned

hallow isle
flat echo
#

That too

steady vale
#

The wind is getting sassy

flat echo
#

Hell you know what else

zenith pebble
#

@strong gazelle theres probably a discord for like, bodybuilding or something. i think youre barkin up the wrong tree in here

hallow isle
flat echo
#

I visited Cooper Station in NYC where Abraham Lincoln gave his famous speech that secured him the nomination for the presidency

strong gazelle
steady vale
flat echo
#

And then I went and had a drink at the bar he visited after

primal kelp
zenith pebble
steady vale
hallow isle
#

Learn to be a wind bender ez

mint spear
flat echo
#

You mean an air bender?

strong gazelle
mint spear
#

Never listen to redditors

zenith pebble
#

THEYRE CALLED AIRBENDERS ADAM

safe path
#

Oh damn, I can't use my Amazon gift card balance to buy Genshin stuff

strong gazelle
hallow isle
strong gazelle
#

How's Celia?

zenith pebble
#

YOURE GOIN TO LAME LAOGAI

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LAKE

flat echo
#

Anyway enough about the Civil War

zenith pebble
#

whatever

primal kelp
#

wind benders

mint spear
flat echo
#

Well this battle is one sided

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strong gazelle
flat echo
#

Really shows how far technology has come eh

hallow isle
#

it would have been a better title

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avatar

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the last wind bender

strong gazelle
#

Patrick Bateman users restore my faith in humanity

zenith pebble
#

but airbenders can bend stale air, it doesnt have to be in motion

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also, when does air become wind?

flat echo
#

When it moves

hallow isle
zenith pebble
#

air is always moving though

steady vale
#

The trees are caressing my window

hallow isle
#

very stale wind

zenith pebble
#

your air is circulating in your house but i doubt youd ever be like "boy i sure had a windy shower this morning"

flat echo
#

This is funnier than it should’ve been

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Actual book I found at work

hallow isle
zenith pebble
steady vale
#

I would want to be a water bender

primal kelp
#

i prefer being a bloodbender

zenith pebble
#

still waterbender

safe path
#

Did this is kind of cool. They're electric companies out here using it. Looks like ground penetrating radar

steady vale
#

I could water bend my pee

hallow isle
primal kelp
#

knight no

zenith pebble
#

if i wanted to be specialty water bender id go healer

flat echo
#

I like how THATS what y’all would do with water bending

hallow isle
#

You know what I'd be? a bender bender.

primal kelp
#

oh yeah waterbending my pee so i dont have to get up when i game

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just toss it out the window

steady vale
#

I just don't like bathrooms

zenith pebble
#

if i was a water bender i would go to the jersey shore and gently bend the lil waves to toss ppl around

flat echo
#

If I was a water bender I’d drown the Dutch

hallow isle
#

I'd just pick up the other elemental benders and fold them up neatly into boxes

flat echo
#

I mean what

safe path
#

If I was a water bender I would learn how to blood bend instead

zenith pebble
#

whaaa

safe path
#

For reasons

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~>

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<~<

zenith pebble
#

lemme be a uhhh... lavabender maybe idk

hallow isle
zenith pebble
#

any bending would be sick

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tbh

steady vale
#

And maybe if I was a water bender maybe I could do the monthly pain ritual quickly.

flat echo
#

So who’s heard of this ship

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hallow isle
#

Boaty McBoatface

safe path
#

That's the Queen Mary

flat echo
#

Thank god

hallow isle
#

I mean it says so in the photo

flat echo
#

I thought I was gonna have to whoop someone’s ass for calling it the Titanic

safe path
#

You're giving it away. I wanted to look cool in front of the history guy

hallow isle
#

ok time to save some lives

flat echo
#

😂

steady vale
safe path
#

No but honestly wasn't the the Queen's Mary commissioned to look like the Titanic or something like that? I thought there was some sort of connection

flat echo
#

No

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Story time

safe path
#

Because I've heard of the Queen's marry before, I just don't remember where

steady vale
flat echo
#

Queen Mary was built by Cunard White Star

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A merger of Cunard and White Star

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She was originally built as the worlds first superliner to replace older ships from both lines

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Including Olympic and Mauretania

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Sisters to the Titanic and Lusitania

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Both were sold for scrap to finance the Queen Mary

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So there’s no direct link to the Titanic

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Although she takes some design cues from Olympic, such as closed bridge wings and an open well deck

hallow isle
steady vale
safe path
hallow isle
slender quartz
steady vale
#

It's also a weird tomato drink

hallow isle
#

Queen Mary I of England was known as Bloody Mary because of the excutions

steady vale
#

I'm hungry

hallow isle
#

Hi hungry

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I'm adamb

primal kelp
#

i had a school near me that had mary in its name and the bloody mary thing was popular there

steady vale
#

Adam must be pregnant since hes making dad jokes

hallow isle
#

Implying my jokes are bad

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Imagine living with me

mint spear
#

dust patterns

ivory raven
#

I am suddenly reading about pregnancy

mint spear
ivory raven
mint spear
#

why?

#

I mean

#

curiosity is nice

ivory raven
#

We are talking about male pregnancy

mint spear
#

what

#

no

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thats just

#

impossible

ivory raven
zenith pebble
mint spear
steady vale
zenith pebble
mint spear
#

you're a seahorse

ivory raven
#

tell that to trans people

zenith pebble
#

i wish

hallow isle
mint spear
flat echo
zenith pebble
flat echo
#

She has a rich history too yanno

zenith pebble
#

so ive been told

safe path
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You know since I belonged to the church of satan I should really find out if I could get certified or whatever needs to be done. That way I can marry people

hallow isle
steady vale
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Adams pregnancy shouldn't make you concerned. Be happy for him.

hallow isle
ivory raven
safe path
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I don't mean me marrying people as in I marry them. I'm talking officiating a wedding

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Oh, it looks like I can get ordained through the satanic temple

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That'll be kind of cool anyways. They're still doing an electrical work out here. They're using that ground penetrating radar a lot

zenith pebble
pulsar verge
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Men can be pregnant, there are plenty of men with a uterus.

lucid granite
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isn't that a very rare birth defect?

ocean pebble
safe path
pulsar verge
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Yes many trans men is what I mean.

dry bison
steady vale
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Another family member decided to pop out a baby

zenith pebble
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why not SuperSpookTheFireGhost

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one letter away smh

hallow isle
zenith pebble
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actually maybe a flaming goose is scarier

primal kelp
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facebook is worth less than home depot now

hallow isle
lucid granite
primal kelp
steady vale
hallow isle
primal kelp
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?

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wasnt typing for a minute

hallow isle
steady vale
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But now they're back

hallow isle
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I don't think I've even met most of my cousins kids

primal kelp
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a relief for them

hallow isle
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would be awkward cause I don't know their names

primal kelp
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they sound like drama/trouble waiting to happen

hallow isle
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I'd just make up names tbh

random ravine
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Hey guys

hallow isle
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Call one Karen

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Keith

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Wayne