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Battery powered ones are a thing now apparently
Less faff than thorium mantles
Think I should probably have a small kettle too... making coffee with a saucepan in the dark seems like something I'd screw up badly
There’s a whole section on Amazon ‘prepare for power outage’
orly?
Hehe you’re overthinking it
Anker is.. banking on it.
Also
A kettle means I could have a bath
slowly
why are you all preparing for a power outage?
There's a non-zero chance over the next 4 months the UK will experience an extended power outage due to gas supply issues
ah
You’re turning this into Downton Abbey.
What’s up with these portable generator prices! £330 for 200W. You can get like 1000 for a £100 in BD. Then again, demand is pretty high.
"Make sure you know how to operate the manual release of your garage door, if you have one."
Or, in my case, print out a sign and stick it to the gate that says "DEAR TOSSERS/NEIGHBOURS, DON"T FORCE THE GATE OPEN USE THE RELEASE HANDLE IN YOUR KITCHEN DRAWER"
Generator hookups are pretty much unheard of in the UK, so there's no real market for them
I mean a lot of places don't bother with hookups and just reverse feed into a wall socket, but it's an offence to do that here, and would probably trip the consumer unit anyway
Who is that?
Never mind, haha I am seeing things now.
Your name disappeared for a sec and reappeared w/o colour
Discord does that sometimes
Thought I was mistakenly talking to someone else heh
Wouldn't that have been weird if you'd have been doing it for hours
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Right, that's light, heat, warmth and coffee sorted
dog

snozberry
Could throw a machete on the list too just in case
"Fiskars WoodXpert XA3 Machete, Length: 50.5 cm, Non-stick coating"
Oo is it by tefal? :p
Doesn't say, but seems like a smart idea, the number of times I've seen a person stop to wipe zombie brains off their weapon then get ganked
Gunk will just slide off this bad boy
I think I might still have one of these tucked away somewhere
are u preparing for ww3
i have a fiskars axe with nonstick coating and those things are boss
The dead rising from their graves
yea that would be good for that xD
love my nylon sheath for it, works perfect
now they have big clunky plastic ones
:0
Haha look at that face!
its so cuteeeee
haha yea i love that picture, the editing turned out good
Lovely coat of fur!
so I noticed

literally code
Okay, getting hungry. Should sleep hungry or have a snack.
later nerds
Sleep well. o/
have a snack then sleep
or maybe
if you have a good gaming chair
have the snack while sleeping
OR
I could make a grilled cheese sandwich
Sit on my aforementioned gaming chair
Eat it whilst playing DS3
you could hire me as your grilled cheese sandwich speciallist
Hey, now, I am not falling for that again.
@eternal thorn @steady vale 657195616 is my wifeys uid
I was thinking along the lines of you finishing it off in the name of tasting it.
Right. Kitchen.
I would never do such thing

I was watching better call saul with him
XD
hru nat??
Tiny tired, trying to melt my ice pop
me after leaving the taco bell bathroom
No clue.
same 😦
wow sad times, since it was your post i thought i was in #memes🤡 and i kept wondering what was the meaning 
Y'know, Red, I was feeling my age, but that just cheered me up.
Are you playing a game or something right now? Because if not, if it's basically idling yes it's normal
adorbz!
for the record, as i scrolled up in the channel and saw this picture and the caption is when i was like, oh wait, i'm in #off-topic-bond-james-bond 
I guess let me clarify. There doesn't seem to be anything abnormal with the image
I've done that twice today. Posted, thought I was in the wrong channel, then panicked until I looked again. LOL
they look like they didn't want their picture taken
absolutely adorbz
Well, they're named Hiss and Spit for a reason. LOL
They're cuter now, but getting them to hold still is like nailing Jello to a tree.
nothing pops out, but i'm not a computer person
Yes, but not personally.
And my partner
drew a dent in his head
with marker
and it looks miserable
he looks in pain(e)
his hair has a dent too 😭
Every one of my projects is on hold due to parts, health, or weather...
I like keeping busy.
lol 😊
i went on a journey
to another discord channel
it was difficult but i made it 🙂 ❤️

yayayayayaya
Late to this, but yeah that's normal.
He had two brothers. They were Larry, Darrel, and Daryl. Old comedy routine.
aww
He's the only one that survived.
thx! cuz the 8 kb a second threw me off
He lost his right eye, but he's doing well.
that's good
I would send pics of my cat ralph, but I cant
Dunno why
Might just be a lvl req
!familiar
You haven't leveled up enough yet.
i will never remember the name of the command
o
um, yeah you gotta get to lvl 5 to post pics
Nah. If it's not an external app, then it's probably Microsoft. They're always downloading/uploading information from your computer.
ye that's what I thought
Go to #bot-spam , type in .xp to see your level.
iv only been in here for like a day..
I'm lvl 0 😎
This was Riddler as a kitten. He kept that mark as an adult.
haha, it looks like a cane
cat
That was him later.
He had a bum ticker, passed away in his sleep when he was three.
oh..
He had a good life. Lazed around most of it. LOL
that's nice
All my defective farm cats become house cats.
c:
v cute cat
Max thanks you for the compliment
I cannot sleep
Besides that Minecraft is scary
Playing Minecraft alone at night feels wrong like you shouldn't be playing it at night
I always feel like I'm being watched when I play it alone
And for some reason the background music stops playing for like 20 minutes which makes it even more uncomfortable
My house has general noise all the time.
I'm paranoid. I also tend to mega-mine, so things don't jump me as much.
Same but like why does the good background music and stuff stop playing when I'm in a cave
It just makes the feeling of being watched more worse
No clue. You could just turn it all down.
LOL Ah, well.
Does anyone know or have the battleground savannah discord?
Not I, sorry.
Sparrow just landed on my windowsill and nommed the spider that's been there for 3 weeks
Nature is beautiful
change this to cat topic not off top 🤣
Emma Watson? Is it you? What are you doing here? You like No Man's Sky too? Lmao
Anyone here willing to talk about game development with me?
Specifically; what you feel about the open world of NMS being good - and the survival and exploration aspects.
From the forefront of developing recently; I set out to make a "Cozy Survival Game with options for players to embark on danger if they like"... but feel like it just feels... a loop of just, collect resources without danger - because the overworld has no [dangerous] storms, temperature, weather, etc.
oof, i killed chat
it was quiet before you got here, this is not the most active time of day
one can set difficulty sliders in ms now to have no damage, if desired (and previously, there was creative mode), so the question to me is more, what will the visuals, the theme, the mood be? will there be lore, a story? what sort of things will one discover?
nms has this sort of existential dread lore, post-galactic war setting, and the whole thing is set to collapse in some period of time; it also aims to capture the 1970's pulp scifi feel in its visuals. what do you want to do?
Astronomy Pic of the Day: A Galaxy Beyond Stars, Gas, Dust
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Sweet ride, but umm did you mean this for #nms-legacy-ships or #no-mans-sky? 
I know NMS is based on 70’s sci fi novels but does anyone know any worth reading?
@night bobcat 70's scifi novels yo, ideas? 
ya'll is it true nms is based off a 70's novel
Or a repository of concept art?
I do think it really has the aesthetic from those type of 70's covers, but I don't have a lot of examples of actual novels. The mechanics draw more from modern TV-shows and movies. 😄
While others get back, this may help?
https://www.worldswithoutend.com/lists_70s.asp
https://auxiliarymemory.com/2013/04/09/the-defining-science-fiction-books-of-the-1970s/
The Defining Science Fiction Books of the 1970s is a list compiled by super fan James Wallace Harris.
daily blueberry
I've come to warn you that you shared an image of a cat and not a blueberry. Ahwww ❤️
💀
thank you
😄
Anything by one of these in that time frame
Arthur C. Clarke
Larry Niven
Frederick Pohl
Heinlein
Asimov
Frank Herbert
John Brunner
fun fact
this halloween me and my friend will be coming as breaking bad
he'll be walter and ill be jesse
Gleam's list for you @timid creek
gotta love it when gleam creates a list
S tier
10/10 new york best seller
even won a nobel prize
That's not the record. I've been sailing around the world in a pumpkin for years

I can't believe you...You didn't even include DOUGLAS ADAMS
Fair point
Read Hitchhikers
All of em
Though just the first is from 70's iirc
Late 70s
Visuals similar to this
[This is actually a gif of my game within the engine]
Why do the flowers turn on first?
With the beautiful aesthetics, a realistic ecosystem, and hidden lore, you're going to be drawn to exploring the world and eventually, a place to settle down. You'll find that there's areas that you can only access by working with animals or creative solutions, or turn to the arcane and shapeshift into animals. Eventually, you'll be able to expand your buildings, and start to rebuild the lost world as well.
For those who like to delve past the cozy veil, you can test your metal against monsters and creatures that lurk out of sight - and explore another side to the world. A place of risk and reward. There's a completely optional aspect of the game that will let you open a tear in the veil between worlds, and step from where you are, onto a world very much fashioned by the one you were in before; but it holds monsters, darker lore, and more.
A bug that was fixed after that gif - they turn on during night-time now. Had the day/night cycle reversed by accident.
With a more smoother transition to remove the pop-in
But my main issue right now is... it feels more and more empty with no risk of danger.
Diversify interaction
I think I'd need to know more about the world and its story. rebuilding the lost world, by itself, is not enough to tell me if it's a story that will be complelling for me or not
A world tells its story in the way it speaks to you
Question is though: Why does the world feel empty? If the fullness is tied to danger, the world was never full.
The danger just pushes you away from the concern
are there npcs that guide you or share their part of the story or around which some legend revolves?
The synopsis says the world has lore
There's going to be lost notes and statues around
That guide you and share parts of the story
As well as broken down ruins with logbooks.
One of the things that bugged me about Horizon Zero Dawn was the way it tried to play back its lore. It felt half assed and patched in after the fact.
I guess empty isn't the right word.
....a super simplistic boring game loop?
Explore and walk to point A, find materials to build, find loot, maybe unlock a new magic. Walk back. Repeat.
Yeah.
You can build a home or talk to some NPCs and invite them into houses you build; but.. what growth do they really add to.
Imagine taking a picture of the world when you start.
How does your character grow on its own?
Take a picture of the world responding to each element of growth you give your character. Your world is reacting to you.
Something as small as knowing lore can be an opportunity for growth, pushing a different narrative with NPC that may know something else in that story
I guess since it's open world, I could do BOTW shrine type puzzles.
With the magic and mechanics you get.
Which would show growth
One of the original plans for Cyberpunk was the incorporate a humanity system, whereby NPC reacted to you differently based on your augments.
Your game has a character that can shapeshift.
Nobody seems to care that can happen?
What does a shape afford you in terms of seeing the world differently? Is it just superficial jump powers and faster movement or does it change how they see the world...and what happens if they can't change back? Is it a gift or a curse?
It changes how they see the world. They outright become the animal.
Hidden things become visible (scents for example) depending on the form, or specific sounds.
It also let's you access places you couldn't due to size, or ability to actually get to specific areas.
A lot of the way a games world speaks to you is in the language of motivations. A world torn apart: Why? What happened? Are there survivors? Do I need them to survive? Should I? etc
Then you find out as you're saving the survivors of this world torn apart that the survivors you've been attacking for attacking this lot are actually the victims of the original tyrants of the world whose descendants became the survivors you're protecting...The war that saw their ancestors destroy the world is long over, but vengeance has a long half life and hatred is multigenerational
Good morning folks
I just acquired a katana
Howdy pardner!
which game?
Mgr
Hyperdrive yoyo
Midnight Gun Run
I play an interactive novel game called D&D
lemme see that bih from the side
gimme dat side profile
I always love it when people react to you. Know that quote line with that scene that you just did
😄
It's like the sunrise. It really makes my morning
Man which dinner was here? He's missing all my horrible puns and codes. Missing all the cat pics
Wish ditto is my guess
I'm fluent in voice to text
Just ping Adam or Nate for anything you want ditto to see, they all live next to each other
Pics or it didn’t happen
Gotta use dm since I don't have pic perms
I sent
2nd blueberry of the day
Yes, that's exactly what I meant. I didn't realize it messed up
Woot, record intact
Go for 3. Now.
3rd blueberry of the day
Time to be wired for a week straight
nice hand
I know right I heard Gleam really likes hands
Sure!
aight later then, i wanna know everything u can tell me about that yo-yo 🙂
speaking of hands i miss code's giant thumb 😩
for some reason my fingers also do this thing
and I'm not eve forcing it
its the same with my left hand
This is the neatest thing about my hand. It's on my right hand. That's actually a scar from when a gun went through my hand
a what??
was the gun a chef's knife?
My eldest sister what kind of ballistic on my younger sister and threaten to shoot her? I mean she grabbed the pellet rifle that my dad had that had one of the square iron sights on the end. I mean it was still you know technically a gun even though it was just a high-powered pellet rifle and she pointed it at my younger sister. I got in the way and I grabbed the barrel of the gun to move it out of the way and then she yanked it and sliced it right through my hand. And yeah it was down to the bone
But yeah, my eldest sister has developmental disabilities
I'm sorry to hear that
oh geez oh my
It happens. I mean I'm just glad I saved my younger sister from being shot in the face with the pellet rifle. I mean like I said I know it's not a"" traditional gun but it's still I think classified as a firearm or whatever, but it was the strongest pellet rifle you can buy at the time
I've also been shot in the head too
My cousin was a dumbass long story short and it went right through the top of my head like skim the top
when i was but a young lad, 3 i think? i got one of my fingers caught in the hydraulics of a screen door, popped my entire fingernail on my right pointer finger off
no scar though
you ever seen whats underneath a fingernail? gross. gross is underneath a fingernail
So yeah now I got a cool scar on top of my
And yes I've actually seen underneath the fingernail I've had my I think it was my index finger on my left hand. I was on a shopping cart and I hit a bump and it came and slammed down and completely destroyed the fingernail and I've also had my left big toenail completely removed before too
i have some scars here and there but they're mostly from crashing my bicycle

I've only got one scar from bicycling and it's on. My left knee was being chased by a big ass dog and I was peddling my ass off back to my grandma's house and I hit the the rocks in her driveway cuz she had those like paving rocks and the bike skidded and I scrape my knee all the hell
It completely soaked my sock and blood
i have an arm scar from when i accidentally put my elbow on the lawn mower engine after it was on
It would have made a vampire very happy
Ooh that had to have hurt Spookira. I've done something similar but nothing like that that would have fucking killed
nothin like eating shit after comin in too hot on some gravel you didnt expect
ride a tricycle
Wdym through your hand? Like you were shot?
She pointed the gun at my sister. I grabbed onto the end of the barrel to move it and then she pulled it away from me and when she did the site on the end of the barrel went and slicing through my hand
Eeeesh! Sounds painful.
I'm practically nothing but scars now.
Oh it was. It was super painful. I had to have I think 15 stitches or something like that. I can't remember the exact amount. Maybe it was No actually no. I think it was seven cuz I had to have 15 stitches for something else. Yeah I had to have seven stitches and it ruined me playing baseball and made me really depressed
I also have a whole bunch of other scars but those are not. Those are self harm scars
I'm looking at one day eventually getting them covered up with the tattoo
I mean somewhat
not sure if im allowed to talk about it because of nsfw rules
Well are you talking like maybe a scar on a certain part of a body like maybe caused by a zipper? Is that the kind of scar you're talking about? Cuz if so then yeah it's probably best not to mention that lol
I mean its in the area
but not because of a zipper
I mean I'm no mod anymore but my best bet would be to say to kind of steer clear of you know. Talk about that area and specific
But didn't get. I'm not sure
yea :1
I've been in a few car accidents, plus assorted other things.
I used to play baseball but because of that issue with my hand for my sister I stopped. Then I played track and field and I also did golf in high school. I also played a little football which I only did to make my family happy and friends happy and I hated it
aw :<


Loser. He wandered in, stayed a year, wandered back out.
That's not a nice name to call someone.
Sounds to me like he won.
He came on his own. He left on his own.
We mistook him for a different cat. By the time we realized, he was answering to it. LOL
No, we had a kitten that just got the crappy end of everything no matter what. Once he grew up, he wandered off; two months later, this one wandered in.
They looked almost identical from a distance.
The original loser had a big black spot on his belly, though.
wawa
Sounds like the Goatman got you.
Goatman?
Some sort of urban legend.
Dude is half goat half dude. Takes the shape of other human or animals.
Ah.
Haven't read creepypasta in so long.
Funny, because there's a local guy who raises goats that they call The Goat Man.
For obvious reasons.
Heh, funny until you catch him watching you sleep.
Tomcats wander through from other farms every spring. Mine do the rounds, too.
We had a really nice almost-Siamese this year we called Newman.
What happened to Newman?
He wandered back out.
In the UK we tend to let our cats out. Well, not in London, but where I am.
Exclusively indoor cats aren't really a thing.
Most of my cats are farm cats. My nearest neighbors are a mile and more away.
My indoors cats are the defective farm cats.
I am a writer.
anyone wanna see cool philadelphia street art i found over the weekend?
I worked for the local newspaper for about six years, plus I've done short fiction.
Sure!
Yus. Also, a philly cheese steak, pls&thx.
Hahah nice.
That's pretty great.
i think "Sluto" might be the artist name, but anyway its a glass mosaic and that wall is over water
Hello
glass mosaics are kind of a local thing
Heya.
Ballsy artists to use a medium that you can't ditch at a moment's notice.
Got it
sadly though one of our most iconic pieces of graffiti is coming or has already come down with the demolition of the building its on though 😩
I'll have to make some to post
4ever ❤️
Dying Light vibes
How old is that building?
"Sluto" is a graffiti artist.
oldish
Looks like it's been ripped out of a Joyce novel.
boner
4ever
Imagine what it looked like just after it was built
Might lead to internal bleeding.
With the demolition of the building, the forever boner will be coming down. A spokes person for viagra had this to say:
result is incredible though, also... philly doesnt have the most active police presence currently 😕
The City of Brotherly Love is sorely lacking, eh?
there are other very good regular street/graffiti artists around too, but thats the first mosaic piece ive seen
According to Will from Philly, it's never been all that great w/ the police.
big willy
Wig billy
it got a lot better but things have gotten worse thanks to covid, a common theme in major cities im sure
nsfw
Well, he got into one little fight and his mama got scared.
Any other stuff you saw from this artist?
then he slapped chris rock live on the air
Huzzah
nope, but i might have to go lookin
that chris does the slapping
Karma, huh?
the POSter Child if you will
Khek
It's difficult to sympathize with someone that did what he did to rihanna
I found something awesome
Did you find Prince music?
They have the remastered war of the worlds radio broadcast on youtube
bpefhjke bleh
Oh no, now I will sing Purple Rain all day.
rip
i tried reading war of the worlds. didnt get far
I think that book was what got me into classic sci fi lol
im very into classic sci fi but the way its written isnt for me
I'm picturing Donna just singing "Purple Rain" over and over. No song, just those words. LOL
I mean I feel like it's better than H.P.L
That's chocolate rain not purple rain
Chocolate raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain
Wells is much better than Lovecraft.
Hah, you'll be pretty spot on. Sometimes I simply hum and sing the chorus out loud.
😮 you take that back! Lovecraft is a revolutionary!
It is
"Doooon't stop, believin, hmmphmmhmehehhmm mmmphmm mm"
I ran across a purple, rainy planet in NMS. I named it The Planet Formerly Known As Prince.
nice name
There's also a sequel to War of the Worlds. Massacre of Mankind iirc, by some other author.
I'm a fan of Lovecraft as well
I enjoyed that quite a bit.
I like Lovecraft, but Wells simply wrote better.
Well the wells fargo wagon is a comin
You see the Lovecraft audio books that are basically made to sound like radio dramas?
I mean, if we're gonna get picky, my favorite will always be Heinlein.
I would take Jules Verne over Wells any day, tyvm.
Uh oh
Oooooo, nerdy book fight!
Yeah Heinlein is just weird
Even if Heinlein got a bit pervy in his last stuff.
Robert Browning kicks the shit out of Tennyson!
Wait til we start fighting over Brave New World or 1984. :p
LOL
I remember I won a competition in middle school and was gifted a bunch of classic novels done up like mangas
How do you mean? Like graphically?
Yes
Sounds interesting.
I'm sorry I'm still waking up lol
S'cool.
Let's see: Heinlein, Niven, Barnes, Foster, Ellison, Pohl, Benford, Drake, Weber...
I can't remember the last time I had a mango
the rain is purple down in aaaaafricaaaa
you namin scifi authors?
My all-time favorite is Casablanca.
Nice
Older ones, yes.
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules, and so do I
Arthur C. Clarke
You must correct it soon. Look for Pakistani mangoes rather than South American.
I think my favorite classic movie is Metropolis
The Foundations guy
Clarke was good.
And Asimov ❤️
Movies have only been around for a little more than a century...How classic can they be?
Asimov?
Isaac Asimov. The master of them all.
Asimov was a fucking psychic
can anyone tell what's going on here
I'm iffy on Asimov. He tends to drone on in a lot of his stuff.
Childhood's End is a very good book, I liked that one a lot.
We're nerding out
Text Rickroll.
yup
Honorable mention, The Sirens of Titan by Kurt Vonnegut
Asimov and Carl Sagan are both preternaturally gifted, somehow. And I am not even spiritual.
love me some asmov
His only good one.
I keep dropping the bloody 'i'.
I dunno why but now I wasnt to watch blade runner again
only good scifi book? maybe.
only good book? you're touched in the head
Philip K. Dick. Man was amazing.
i should reread foundation series
I'm going to forget you said that.
Consciously.
bruh I need to pay to read the article
Oh shit here we go, I'm at the thunderchild part of the war of the worlds broadcast
Asimov's short stories are exceptional imho.
Apart from the fact it's a B-17 and not a ironclad ship
So I found out I could potentially have been developed lack toes and toddler ants
Agreed. But the Foundation series was sloooooow through most of it.
Better?
Slaughterhouse-Five and Cat's Cradle are both A+ novels
thx :P
Omg that sounds awful
No toes or toddler ants?!
That depends on the reader I suppose. But he is the most scientifically accurate sci-fi writer I have come across so far.
So basically yeah I can't hack milk anymore. I don't know. The doctor said it's kind of unusual for lap band patients to have this happen, but at the same time that's the only thing I can equate it to
I mean Douglas Adams is quite in there, but he's more of a fun guy.
Lactose intolerrant btw
Milk being normal milk or almond milk. It just doesn't taste good
well part of that is because Asimov also wrote literal science textbooks
@hallow isle
YES
Yes and no. Most sci fi writers get dated because science changes over time.
There are plenty of books or legends that are way ahead of their times
Asimov is really really good, but then also has messages being delivered through pneumatic tubes on interstellar spacecraft
Like ancient greece had Talos
Haha, behind bookshelves.
Really? Seen any good waterways on Mars lately?
Like Grim Fandango
You don't know what grim fandago is
One of the last good Lucasarts point n clicks
Yes
No, but it is a fact that lakes were in abundance on the red planet.
No but he's a badass muthafucka at yoyos
Hey, Nate.
I don't mean scientific principles change, I mean new knowledge changes how we see things, and how things work.
Wagwan Donna
happy wednesday y’all
It's kind of like how in Beetlejuice that the afterlife is just a bureaucracy
I mean, thirty years ago cell phones were still sci-fi.
Comedian Dara O'Briain sets the record straight about the public understanding of science. More from http://www.boreme.com
I like how in Beetlejuice Michael Keaton Michael Keatons.
But instead of red tape and paperwork when you die it's like having a travel agent
Michael Keaton is the Jeff Bridges of Michael Keatons.
LOL
Jeff Bridges is the Bill Hicks of Michael Keatons.
Nicholas Cage is the Nicholas cage of Nicholas Cage's
Bill Hicks couldn't touch Jeff Bridges with a paycheck
Tracy Jordan: Doctor Spaceman, when they check my DNA, will they tell me what diseases I might get, or help me to remember my ATM pin code?
Dr. Leo Spaceman: Absolutely. Science is whatever we want it to be.
Science isn't an absolute; it's a process.
thx homie 
DNA can't tell you every potential disea...what the hell kind of dismissive psychobabble is this
Only a Sith deals in absolutes
(30 Rock)
So science isn't a Sith. LOL
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@night bobcat like honestly my main gripe with switch online aint the features or cloud saves etc is more the netcode when ive attempted multiplayer but i dont know if thats the reason of my own unstable net or the sake of tendo netcode breaking. sooo shrug
really? you like comedies dont u? youd probably like it
not even the fee is my issue its just how many services that require a fee
30 rock was probably a show not available to poor people 😛
doesnt nintendo just have like, epically awful web service?
It was on NBC.
it was on NBC though
I don't watch tv
now its on... idk some streaming service
i dunno the cloud service work as is but i see too much joking of nintendo netcode breaking commonly and OFTEN
dont u watch Bob's Burgers?
way too many lobbies in ssbu with mates breaking
I should be more specific. I don't watch tv generally. I can watch tv. I just never watched enough that I tripped over 30 rock.
I see the news 90% of the time
like i dont have issues with anything it gives mostly the multiplayer being kinda disappointing netcode wise. im fine with paying for cloud saves
but i just want a session with mates without crashing lol
I was introduced to Bobs Burgers from an actor I was looking up online who was in Flight of the Conchords.
Which I saw online
Kristen Schaal
I get the feeling that most of you are under 30. LOL
Ooo! I love Kristen Schaal in What We Do In The Shadows!
I'm about as old as I need to be to get a girlfriend if I want to and not be required to for the sake of blending in with these normies.
Ha, I wish.
I r 32
Same.
Samesies.
LOL Close enough, Natani.
The still of this gif is frozen on a frame that makes it look like he's singing
A fiiiish.
I hit 50 on Halloween.
Aaaa fiiiishhh.
Elvish
I'm what they call in the furry community. A grey muzzle, an old furry xD
Nice. Happy Birthday.
Because like most everybody else are like under 30 or 25 even
Still young enough, in years, to be my kid.
Lucky I wish I had a Halloween birthday. I love Halloween. It's my favorite holiday. I wish it was Halloween for like the entire
Thanks.
He didn't say he was turning 50. He's just gunna punch 50 kids on halloween because violence.
And I will say it's nice to see some folks that are older using platforms like this. Yeah, I don't know. I just feels nice
He's got no one living around him. If he sees 50 kids show up on Halloween, I recommond he runnnnn.
Stephen King style.
Ya love to see the seniors on tiktok until gramma is sucking down a tide pod
I'm actually on Discord because my old RPG group wanted a place to move to when the private server got funky. Discord was new, and worked.
It gives me hope and maybe that's weird. I'm just I'm kind of cynical about older people I guess because a lot seem to be resistant to change, but I know that's a generational thing too So it's just nice to see the difference
What was that group on, DALnet? :p
I hope that makes sense without being rude cuz I'm not trying to be rude
It's not rude at all. 🙂
In a private MUD. But I was on IRC back in the day, mainly the ICQ chunk.
I used to be on the IRC. It was mainly Canternet though
older people thats funny. nat trying to pretend that they aren't a 70 year old studebaker chiming the forging of the liberty bell
IRC chat was the Wild West, wasn't it?
But I did discover the furry community through IRC as well back when I was like 13. I think 14 maybe
heres the issue with switch. i dont care for the netcode or multiplayer online. buuuuut u cant really do without cloud saves
That is a random statement. Allow me to retort:
Corn digests funny.
I only have switch cause I love Mario and Sonic.
I don't think I ever use it for anything else.
I won't touch Nintendo since the N64.
Are you sure you can digest it at all?
I'm sure I can't.
I got tired of buying new systems every few years.
I forget what the name of the protein in it is that doesn't break down
Ah, no husk left behind.
Totally get that. I actually want to get another Nintendo 64. Long story short, my sister's ex-husband stole mine and a whole bunch of my games. It was the I think the limited edition color variation ones. I think they were limited
A new system once a decade would be okay. A new system every 3 years is just robbery
But honestly I think what I'm going to do is get to buy a junk N64 because I want to put my raspberry pi in it and I want to wire it up to turn it on and stuff with the raspberry pi
I can't play N64 because of the controller.
I just thought it has insoluble fibre..
I will never forgive Sega for giving up on the Dreamcast
The Dreamcast was nice.
I'm sorry I love the N64. They had some of my favorite games on there. Battle tanks, battle tanks global assault snowboard kids one and two super smash Brothers Melee legend of Zelda ocarina of Time Majora's mask perfect dark Spyro crash bandicoot if I remember correctly, I think crash was on there Mario kart Superman and 64 super Mario 64
It's not the system, it's the controller design.
Yeah I get ya
Did you try it with some of the like mad cats and other controllers where it's only two handles, not three?
Not back then, sadly.
Like the one on the left
Ah beans
My dad had to have one of those but we also had a whole bunch of controllers too. We had one like the left one like the middle. Some like the bottom pictures

If you don't mind me asking, what was your favorite game on the PlayStation? Personally, I really like the twisted metal series. Some of my favorite games. I also had a bowling game I really liked and the Spider-Man demo disc
I miss demo discs
Final Fantasy, and Silent Hill.
I mean, I played most of them. But I love Silent Hill.
Oh cool, never played it, is it a horror?
Survival horror, yep. And the sequels just keep getting better.
hmm favorite PS game?
Bloodborne
easy
also the Ratchet and Clank series
and Sly Cooper
We still have 2 N64's sitting around
I have shelves of PS1, 2, 3, and 4 games behind me, plus OG NES.
Playstation is the best because they adopted Bluray while Xbox adopted HDDVD
guess which one still plays modern movies on disc
Do they both work? >~>
Wish I'd owned a Playstation as a kid tbh. I got one taste of Ratchet n Clank once and seriously wished I had a Playstation.
Asking for a friend
whats a dvd
it's a fantastic series, great cast of characters, arsenal of fun goofy weapons. so good
How about Jak and Daxter?
i believe it stands for "Digital Video Dorkatron"
Dunno, probably? Haven't used them in years, and we don't have a device that takes AV. We'd have to get a converter
yo was that a PS exclusive?
Jak & Daxter is so f-ing good
Well if you wanna sell one..hmu xD
Ask Knight @safe path
I think so, yes.
The mouth on Daxter...LOL
Horizon games are great
I could care less if I part with mine
Fair warning tho, neither has the memory expansion
It was Jay and Silent Bob before they existed. LOL
Can't play Donkey Kong
Has anyone played Conkers bad fur day?
Knight has
wheres ur dk drums
Long ago.
I just need a N64 for the shell tbh lol
there are also PS exclusives that are probably incredible i just havent played, like God of War
I've never played Halo.
Ghost of Tsushima
Spiddar-man
ive played god of war on a psp but thats about it
Forza 2018, which one was that 4 or 5, was awesome. Doesn't hold candle to Gran Turismo tho. :x
I bought an Xbox on the first day, got the red ring of death. Returned it, got another, same thing.
no the kind where cavegirl fight robot dinos
i think fox meant horizon zero games
I swore I'd never buy another Xbox.
My dad was the one with a PS1 back in the day, but he only had custody on holidays. We had Spyro and MediEvil
I recently got my first xbox, the small Xbox one. It's actually quite decent.
MediEvil was a good PS game
oh yeah, Spyro was an exclusive too wasnt it
Spyro was fun!
Fuckin loved Spyro
My ex loved Spyro, because you couldn't permanently die in it. LOL
these xbox consoles are getting out of hand
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Must be resident of 50 US 18 or older to enter.
i always wanted to play that game but thought it was too violent to ask my parents for, so i played the one level that was on one of those demo disks probably 500 times lol
The fuck
No..
it rolls
Well, I can see why tho. Gamepass has tonnes of child friendly games.
Then again, no kid now watches TMNT so..
Because you really want a spendy piece of electronics that rolls off tables.
I tried making my 8yr old nephew try it; he didn't seem keen.
Most new cartoons look like crap.
Would you consider Rick and Morty a cartoon?
i never watched it
Yes. I like it, but the art is generally cheap.
I mean, yea
Give it a shot, ignore the reddit fanbois.
Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles was a show on Nick that aired from 2018-2020
I haven't watched a single new episode.
Rick and Morty is an animated show, and as far as i know the definition of a "cartoon" is an animated television show
I was a comics geek until around 2000. I still have the original Eastman and Laird TMNT issues.
TMNT was funny, but also edgy and not really kid-friendly back in the day.
Cartoon: "A motion picture using animation techniques to photograph a sequence of drawings rather than real people or objects."
I guarantee you if Ninja Turtles debuted nowadays, it wouldn't be a kid's show.
Anime is just Japanese cartoons
i feel like cartoon falls more under the umbrella of kid's shows, and it tends to have a certain style
They were the Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles in the UK, as ninjas were too violent or something.
cartoons are just american anime
i know the word cartoon is just anything animated, but i've never really interpreted it that way
Yeah, a friend of mine swears off of all anime because 'weebs' and 'they all have 1000 episodes' and all that, but swears by Edgerunners, Avatar TLA and LOK
Done what I can to try and convince him that the only difference between those, and anime, is that you don't have to read to watch them.
Literally has TLA merch and rewatches it every two years or so. Tried to tell him about Fullmetal Alchemist, Cowboy Bebop, etc.
I mean, Avatar was good, and I would consider that more of a cartoon than an anime.
Edgerunners is definitely anime, the studio behind it does anime
Even tried to convince him that.. Edgerunners is literally an anime, it just has a decent English cast.
Love me some Bebop. And Trigun.
they're just "Tortugas Ninjas" in Spain
Trigun deserves a better remake 
Avatar's art style might be more 'cartoon' like, but since he loved Edgerunners, it's clearly not about the art style.
edgerunners is anime with dub
careful there telling weebs that ATLA and TLOK are anime lol
Trigun had one of the best storylines I've ever seen. You start over here, and end up waaaaay over there.
Haha. I don't think they're anime as much as they blur the lines a bit.
Edgerunners was built around English dub right? iirc it was drawn for English
now Naruto, that's classified as Anime i believe
Drawn for English?
Drawn for English, as in lip sync
It was made in Japan, I'm not sure tbh.
Usually an anime is drawn for Japanese, and En dub has to do their best to match
I'd say anything that was a manga first qualifies as anime.
Might have been, but man. That's a lot of work.
anime constitutes animation thats done in japan by a japanese studio
i was thinking that but i've also heard people say "Children's Cartoon" so idk
I know that, even in Japanese, the text is usually 'native' to whatever part of the city they're in.
So for the most part it's English.
perfect sync
he most certainly is saying something
Doesn't he say something like "y'know" in Japanese?
i gotta go back to this show, i burnt myself watching the first 5 seasons too fast
show is good though
I never could take to Naruto tbh
Instead for some reason, I took to the anime with the most filler ever. Bleach
well... my opinion could change... i think im about to hit like 6 seasons of filler episodes
@sweet tendon
⛔ FreaknAmazing#8980 banned from the server.
Hah
that FreakinSucks rip lol
Power move
Dog needs out, back soon.
OwNeR AbUsE
I think Sasuke's voice isn't too bad
And Kakashi, eh, yeah.
Naruto though, dude I wanted to remove my ears.
Sasuke is memeable
Looks its Sasuke from Fortnite
whos the server owner?
hiiii
Hi friend!
Okay
FRIEND
Having listened again, yeah Sasuke's voice sucks.
more like SUSuke amirite
I own a server 
I am incredibly negative about Naruto dub.
In fact, I own several servers.
Maybe it's a personal issue that I need to reflect on regarding.
And if I recall right, both Gleam and Red are in my servers
maybe the servers were the friends we made along the way
Doesn't make you less of a person just because you're WRONG.
Wow, "No Man's Illuminati" COOL BRO
Nah, but for real it was the earlier Shippuuden stuff that I wasn't a big fan of. And it was mostly because of the VA for Naruto.
Why aren't you in my servers Barky? I'm collecting admins 
naruto is one of the good dubs
did they change the va or something
i liked shippuden
also prefer english dbz over japanese
is switching voice actors for different language dubs uncommon?
i figured it would be the norm
otherwise i only watch subbed
English DBZ is the way to go.
japanese dbz goku voice is annoying
incredibly
Not a fan of squeaky Goku, eh?
Yeah, I wouldn't mind subbed DBZ if there was no Goku.
I couldn't stand DBZ.
yeah no lol
this
Just like I wouldn't mind dubbed Naruto if the Naruto VA was a different person.
Jap Naruto is pretty annoying too.
My kid loved it, but all I saw was two lines of dialogue with ten minutes of yelling poses.
End of series, they're fine, earlier yeah
nah
but thats the meme
for sure happens
not all the time though
That's what it was in the US, on Saturday mornings.
mhm
I didn't find out it had an actual storyline until a decade later.
is theres an avatar tla japanese dub
This was the Fox Kids version. Drastically chopped.
idk but ATLA was a nickelodean show
theres probably japanese versions though
in japan or something
gonna watch tla in japanese dub with english subs
DBZ is awesome, man.
.. Just not when you're past the age of twenty and don't have the nostalgia tied to it anymore.
I still love it though
too old to enjoy dbz? smh
my friend is finally gonna finish it lol
Playing it this morning before work actually. PS2 emulator playing Budokai 3
like 3 eps left
but i get ya i dont really find the setting that interesting loved it as a kid tho
i didnt have but my really good friend let me play budokai on his psp all the time
good stuff
only dragonball game i played was on gameboy
great deal
I like Budokai 3, the OG one, a lot because transformations make a pretty big difference
Yes Yes so much so
I remember I had this dragon Ball z game on my game boy advance. I think it was that I used to play a lot
Going from Kaioken, to SS+, you actually do get stronger, which is cool. Later DBZs give you like, one transformation, and they're all equal. So Goten going SS is as strong as Goku going super saiyan blue or white or whatever.
For competitive stuff, yeah this makes total sense, for story stuff, nah. In Budokai 3 you can choose whether you want it competitive or not though, which I can appreciate.
Hey Barky can I get a special roll as the supreme overlord of the furries here in this server with a pink name purple name I mean xD
Yeah they had some great games man.
You already got the Overlord of the Furries, that happens to be purple, role.
o3o
But yeah, didn't they also have kaioken times 10 as well in the Budokai Tenkaichi 3
I remember when I lived at my cousin's house we used to play Tenkaichi 3 all the time and we would do the tournament thing. Try getting all the capsules. It was super fun. When you can do go getta and like super Saiyan 4 and shit with a hundred times Big bang Kamehameha
And then of course how can you fit? Forget about pic Lowe's halzone grenade which was absolutely awesome too
Daily Zelda- she doesn't want to wait for someone to get home, she wants her box rn lol
I'm not sure if this is allowed to be posted here but trying to help a friend >.< https://www.gofundme.com/f/q3wyc2-help-me-keep-my-friend-out-of-jail
asking for money is probably against the rules tbh
may probably fall under "No self-promotion"
but a snitch i am not
mods will delete it if they dont like it, also itll be buried in another minute
fair enough
im still looking at ereaders help
I am sooooooo sick of the boosters, smurfs and trolls
and ppl somehow making quickchat the most toxic thing in gaming
what a save
what a save
"first thing when playing Rocket League: disable quick chat"
nice shot
what a save
what a save
what a save
what a save
goodness no
Whew
what a save
what a save
what a save
Calculated
Wow!
quick chat is funny to me
Nooo!
Nice one!
AT LEAST I ROTATED AND TRIED TO MAKE A SAVE AT GOAL YOU DIRTY GD BALL CHASERS
Nooo!
that's the spirit, guy faux!
i just go around taking all the max boosts on the map
Drink dirt you freshwater taffy eating loser
and demolish cars
i think i may have gotten a ban of some sort on typing text to message in RL
because it does not work anymore
toxic
and i may have told some ppl to go F themselves
"hmm yes, boost at 83%? lemme grab this big pad before my teammate does"
Could you imagine almost 28k people in your car
yes
prob more than 50k easy
_