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ocean pebble
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Gizzard Shad

zenith pebble
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glizzard?

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the glizzy?

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freeze!

ocean pebble
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I also caught this 28lb Blue Catfish

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zenith pebble
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ok ok but but

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wait im better than u at smthn, and maybe can prove im a bigger nerd

ocean pebble
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Try

clever vessel
humble marsh
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♫ everything you can do, i can do betttteeerrrr ♫

ocean pebble
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I am superior to you at everything until proven otherwise

zenith pebble
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ez

ocean pebble
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Is that a yoyo?

zenith pebble
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yes

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have u not seen me do a yoyo trick

ocean pebble
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Well then consider myself proven otherwise

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Now i’ve gtg

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Ttyl

mint spear
zenith pebble
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toy go whizzy spin

mint spear
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hmmmmmmm

zenith pebble
mint spear
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never heard of it

zenith pebble
mint spear
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ill check that later :0

zenith pebble
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you know what a yoyo is im sure

limber fractal
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who's this kid?

limber fractal
zenith pebble
elder shale
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what a chad

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primal kelp
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have you tried not dying

near cosmos
zenith pebble
humble marsh
elder shale
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garbade

humble marsh
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i'm not fixing it

elder shale
clever vessel
mighty forge
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I too am a fisherman

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Wanna see my very messy tacklebox?

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(I haven't opened it in a year what will the smells be like?)

ocean pebble
limber fractal
ocean pebble
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Yes

zenith pebble
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cant u uninstall mcafee from your pc?

humble marsh
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yeah, you can

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i did

zenith pebble
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thats what i did too i think

limber fractal
night bobcat
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I can't

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But that may be because I never installed it

hallow isle
# near cosmos

Is this a serious offer because I can find a homeless man and a baseball bat in like, 20 minutes tops

zenith pebble
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wait is it time for spooky nicks?

lucid granite
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huh?

humble marsh
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its up to you

primal kelp
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what

hallow isle
zenith pebble
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all set

mint spear
humble marsh
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be the worst antivirus ever made

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worst popular one

mint spear
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why's that?

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I dont understand that sort of stuff

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sorry

zenith pebble
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dang this thermistor tellin me its 80C in my mouth

humble marsh
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well for one thing, it had pop-ups
asking you to buy the subscription

flat echo
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Just handed over my two magazines to the department head of my archive

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One for scanning for the digital archive and one for review if they want to add it to their digital archive

zenith pebble
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do u work there or just contribute

flat echo
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I work there

mint spear
flat echo
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But I’m like the one person who works there who actually owns rare stuff

zenith pebble
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and is v annoying

mint spear
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I mean I know windows has an anti virud

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didnt know it was mcaffee

mighty forge
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I have not seen this in over a decade.

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I completely forgot about it.

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Even now I still barely remember this book.

zenith pebble
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i dont think windows still comes with it, or if it ever did, maybe something hardware manufacturers would add on idk

mint spear
safe path
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where no strangers to love

mint spear
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hello nat :D

elder shale
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Nello hat :D

safe path
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hihi!

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still without phone but it made it to texas this morning

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fedex is just shit with updating

mint spear
safe path
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using my surface go

elder shale
safe path
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so I was worried I was eating to much because my band needs tightented but the doctor said a cup a meal is normal and that they will tighten my band on my 1 month mark to prevent possible infection in the port

clever vessel
mint spear
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that sounds worrying

safe path
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Yeah its normal they said to start becoming more hungry in weeks 2-4 after surgery they said

mint spear
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huh

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what surgery?

safe path
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lapband,

mint spear
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no idea what it does

safe path
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weight loss surgery

mint spear
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ohhh

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so they make your stomach smaller?

safe path
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Yeah they made a small pouch about egg size at the top, I still got a full stomach but its seperated with the pouch via the band

mint spear
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I think my mum has done the same surgery

safe path
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so it makes you feel fuller faster and in turn eat less if its correctly tightened with fluid and you diet right and exercise

mint spear
safe path
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which I probably didn't need it considering I lost like 90 pounds within the band but the band just helps lo

mint spear
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bu how did the surgery go for you?

safe path
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yeah thats common, gotta take multivitamin with iron, which I am fine with because I do anyways

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I dont remember most of it, just being wheeled into the room, fell asleep and woke up in recovery

mint spear
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ohhh

safe path
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but recovery has been good, got a few nifty scars o3o

mint spear
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makes sense

mint spear
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glad it went well

safe path
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and I can feel the port on my side when I press on it lol

mint spear
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I remember having to do a surgery before it was quite funny

mint spear
safe path
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just like a lump is all lol

mint spear
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thats cool :0

safe path
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practically a cyborg now o3o

mint spear
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but can you shoot lasers?

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I mean

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really cool cyborgs do that

safe path
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I can but they only damage the eyes

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and my cat loves it

mint spear
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when will natani become the terminator?

safe path
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maybe one day..ill be back

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😛

night bobcat
mint spear
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😨

mint spear
safe path
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I just watched the new robocop the other do, it was good

night bobcat
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Natanicop

safe path
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day*

mint spear
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natanicop😨

safe path
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o3o

mint spear
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-3-

safe path
mint spear
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wanna see a school's doorknob?

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I literally dont know what to talk about

night bobcat
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Talk about the universe and our meaning it

clever vessel
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is it shiny?

safe path
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Ill be going to gym soon as wifey gets home o3o

night bobcat
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Woot

safe path
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I feel lost without my phone tbh because it was music player

mint spear
safe path
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I dont wanna lug my tablet to the gym lol

mint spear
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because there were odds for it

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stuff happen randomly even if we dont want to

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do we really even think or are we controlled by probabilities?

night bobcat
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I'm a statistical certainty!

mint spear
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:D

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dunno

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its just something I came up with

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shower thoughts

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what do you think of it?

safe path
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Hey @night bobcat can I share my video here to get feedback on the intro? I am asking because it feels self promotiony

night bobcat
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I don't mind anyone posting their vids, it's when they start doing the: make sure to like and subscribe stuff that it crosses the line for me

safe path
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the music isnt normally in it

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thats 7d2d music

night bobcat
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I like it

safe path
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also the end is why I was worried about self promo

humble marsh
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Natani Lombax? as in ratchet and clank?

night bobcat
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We post clips and Twitter links and such all the time, its all about phrasing

safe path
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yes!

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my fursona is a lombax o3o

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because Ratchet and Clank is my fav game for PS

humble marsh
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yeah, ratchet and clank is great

flat echo
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But the real question is

mighty forge
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Do you think if you were to get a computer to think for itself, it will eventually become sapient?

flat echo
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What’s everyone’s favorite Colecovision game

mighty forge
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Like, give it full control of its functions.

flat echo
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The new Cunard cruise ship passing by the remains of Cunards pier from a century ago

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Love this photo

jovial dragon
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I've been on quite a few of those. The last ocean liners in service.

flat echo
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Well only one is an ocean liner

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Sadly the one in the photo isn’t :/

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MS Queen Elizabeth

silent wagon
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God I love smoke alarms in godawful 1980s American buildings animedab

mighty forge
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Sometimes I forget that Caffeine is a drug.

tight jackal
dry bison
hallow isle
teal raptor
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🙂

elder shale
clever vessel
magic estuary
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Anyone an expert at Android TV here?

near cosmos
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I am

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throw the device in the trash

magic estuary
near cosmos
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pour milk in it

magic estuary
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Can the TV output audio using Wi-Fi to a PC?

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TV connected to Wi-Fi while PC connected to Ethernet.

mighty forge
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HOW THE HELL IS BUZZ ALDRIN STILL ALIVE?1

primal kelp
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when he went to the moon they replaced him with an alien

mighty forge
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Ah yes, it was all so simple.

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Why didn't I see it sooner?

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If you spell his name backwards, it's Nirdla Zzub

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Clearly an alien name.

jaunty copper
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Nerdla

dusty magnet
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I want

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To go home

mint spear
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my math teacher once said this

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you can do anything you want as long you face the consequences

hallow isle
mint spear
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thats literally the most dad joke joke I've ever heard

hallow isle
dusty magnet
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Im not

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I'm at work

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Also I can't consume substances for like 6 weeks I'm so sadge

clever vessel
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man

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that would be tough to not even be able to drink water for that long

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sorry to hear that

lucid granite
dusty magnet
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Dried salad

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That you consume at extremely high heats

lucid granite
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ok i get what ur saying now

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very sad probably idk i've never consumed dry salad

clever vessel
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lava salad

near cosmos
dusty magnet
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Would it take me home?

lucid granite
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probably not

dry bison
dry bison
lucid granite
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something that we can't discuss in detail in here i think presumably

mint spear
dry bison
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I said fly, not get in an aeroplane

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Nor fall from the sky

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It is impossible for a human to fly

lucid granite
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use balloons

dry bison
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We are way too heavy and have no wings

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Thats not flying. That's being lifted.

lucid granite
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fair

clever vessel
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inktober days 1-31

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mint spear
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nice rock :0

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man

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thats one nice looking rock

night bobcat
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Overachiever

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Already done

clever vessel
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the rock of the generation

mint spear
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man

clever vessel
jaunty copper
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the zachman show

mint spear
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back in my day kids would go insane over this rock

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it was so cool

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now all kids care are their stones

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smh

clever vessel
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this rock destroys the minds of the past

mint spear
clever vessel
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society

jaunty copper
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we live

mint spear
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ay

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who wants to see my computer setup?

mighty forge
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Sure but I'll feel inferior because all I have is a laptop.

mint spear
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I have a laptop with an extra monitor

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the background photos were taken by me

mighty forge
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Amazing

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We have similar laptops

mint spear
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mines a lenovo

mighty forge
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MINE TOO

mint spear
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:0

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mine can take an SSD

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ill get one when I can

mighty forge
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Mine has an SSD

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1TB

mint spear
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a 1tb SSD???

mighty forge
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I plan on gettng a gaming laptop even though people strongly advise against it

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Yes

mint spear
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man didnt know thats a thing 😨

mighty forge
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1TB

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I will screenshot it

humble marsh
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i have a lenovo as well

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legion?

mint spear
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is having a hard drive and an SSD at the same computer a good idea?

mighty forge
eternal thorn
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These towers are normally built to hold several storage devices nowadays, and mobos kitted to support them too

mighty forge
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Idc if it overheats because I already have a laptop chillpad.

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And it probably won't overheat nearly as bad as this work laptop because it's not meant for games

mint spear
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having a hard drive

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and ssd

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but in the same computer

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is it a good idea

eternal thorn
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I mean yea

humble marsh
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um, it won't implode

eternal thorn
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Use SSD for OS and games if its big enough, HDD for storage

humble marsh
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i'm deeply stupid and installed my games on HDD

mighty forge
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If they could I would've installed a better graphics card by now

mint spear
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mine says it has a slot for SSD

mighty forge
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Ok so according to google:

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The CPU, GPU, and RAM are soldered to the board so they can't be upgraded.

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Kinda stupid

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That means you'd have to buy a whole new computer in order to get that

mint spear
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kinda cringe

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unless

mighty forge
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Ikr

mint spear
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I build my own

mighty forge
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Yeah

mint spear
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ill summon code to do that

mighty forge
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My brother ordered computer parts because he gets paid $15/hr and does not pay any house taxes

mint spear
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man I love how fair society is

mighty forge
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We're not rich btw

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He just doesn't own the house

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But it would be nice if he were to help pay

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Anyway

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Yeah I hear computers are easier to upgrade

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Like you just have a slot and you slide it in

mint spear
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we really should start a company with some friends here

mighty forge
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Or something like that

mint spear
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ill get it when I get older

mighty forge
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I inherited a company but don't have the rights to it yet

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Big mechanic company

mint spear
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which one?

mighty forge
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My dad died from covid

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ACR Motorworks

mint spear
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must've been harsh for you

mighty forge
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It still is

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I don't really wanna talk about it rn

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We're going to sell the company since non of us know how to run one

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That company is worth millions btw

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My dad built it from the ground up since 2013

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Millions is still technically a small business. He never got to expand.

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I already ranted about all the shit that was happening with my family a week or so ago

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Anyway

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I want a computer some day

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But it's simply not practical rn

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Laptops are more practical for me

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And imo, gaming laptops look cooler.

mint spear
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for now

mint spear
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buy microsoft

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then get rich

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and have all computers we want

limber flower
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wrong discord

mighty forge
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Fair

mint spear
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💀

mint spear
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heard they got nice beaches

mighty forge
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Ah well you see

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The problem is

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I live in America

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It's very hard to be self sufficient here

eternal thorn
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I present a counter-argument to taking a gaming laptop over a gaming desktop

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A laptop can get a spicy pillow

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A desktop cant

mighty forge
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I think you need to rephrase your statement because I thought you were going to argue against buying a gaming laptop

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These memes I just don't get

mint spear
mighty forge
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There are tons of ways to solve this problem

eternal thorn
mint spear
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its nice there

mighty forge
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And it being portable is a definite plus

mint spear
eternal thorn
mighty forge
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I can't move outside my homeland I own an anti material rifle and it's my baby

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I don't think I can post a picture of my guns here tho

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Not sure if there's a rule against it

mint spear
mighty forge
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Brb ima get water

mint spear
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did you know in communist countries it was normal for peolle to kiss?

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specially the soviets

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they loved kissing

mighty forge
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What's peolle?

mint spear
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dunno

mighty forge
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OH PEOPLE

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Ah

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It's normal for people to kiss here too

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As long as they're in a relationship

mint spear
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I mean

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unless its on the cheek

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or if you're french

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man

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cheese is great

mighty forge
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Kissing on the cheek is also conserved for relationships

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Or your mother

mint spear
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french cheese id awesome

mighty forge
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It's weird if it's your siblings but not your parents

mint spear
mighty forge
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I've been told that I am handsome by multiple people

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Not just my mom

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So HA

jaunty copper
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my mom doesn't talk to me any more

safe path
mint spear
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same with a girl

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so yea I'm cool

mighty forge
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Btw this is me and I have an extremely long forehead

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I am regrowing my beard

mint spear
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no wonder why your dad used to own a mechanic shop thing

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you look exactly like one

mighty forge
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HAHA

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Ty

mint spear
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you're like that guy the main character friend's know in a show

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like

mighty forge
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That's the most charming I can make my face btw

mint spear
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"hey I know a guy who knows a guy that can fix your car"

mighty forge
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Other times I look rather threatening

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I can show you another picture

mint spear
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sure go ahead

mighty forge
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This is my normal face

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Otherwise known as resting bitch face

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This was my dad

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mint spear
mighty forge
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That's an old photo of him in his 30s

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He died near 50

mint spear
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he did live a good life didnt he?

mighty forge
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This is a photo of my dad on our last hunting trip ever.

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mighty forge
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He was being manipulated by his snake of a girlfriend and it costs him his life.

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She's even posing as the CEO of the family company

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I already talked about this stuff. You can find it in the search bar.

dry bison
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Frog is the adopted son of a hitchcock. He denies his super movie origins, but we're going to get him into the next Green Lantern movie

mighty forge
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Yeah my step dad is a wizard

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You can make a whole book out of it honestly

mint spear
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wait

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you gave me an idea

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so

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we make a biografy about you and your dad

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thats when the big bucks start rolling in

mighty forge
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You do not want a biography about my dad's early parenting life

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He redeemed himself in the end, sure

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But he used to be rather abusive

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He didn't know it and he tried his best to correct himself around 2017 or so

dry bison
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Just have him played by Sean Penn

mighty forge
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I'd have to be famous in order to get a biography of my life put through

dry bison
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Nobody seems to remember his shitty abusive relationship with Pamela Anderson

mint spear
mighty forge
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That's why I can't handle raised voices or the sounds of doors slamming

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Every time I hear someone raise their voice I get a panic attack

dry bison
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That's PTSD and requires therapy

mighty forge
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My therapist diagnosed me with PTSD

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Louds noises involving random objects really terrify me

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Because my dad used to throw objects

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He threw a chair at me once back when he was an alcoholic

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He truly did redeem himself

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He was a changed man by the time he died

pulsar verge
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Morning!

lucid granite
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Night!

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not as in im going to bed

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as in it's nighttime

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and im just being a goofball

steady vale
lucid granite
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guys I coded an entire 5 letter word hangman game in C++

dry bison
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The entire game? What if someone wanted to hang two men?

lucid granite
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they. do. not. get. to.

dry bison
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SO MUCH FOR +

lucid granite
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don't even get me started on what happens if they try to use more or less than 5 letters for the word

dry bison
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Sounds like someone didn't anticipate humanity in their c sharp

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Did you add a profanity filter?

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WHAT IF MY WORD IS NAUGHTY!?

lucid granite
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Sadly my professor said "Do not use loops" so I can't do crap

lucid granite
dry bison
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Curious. Did the professor specify which types of loops aren't allowed?

lucid granite
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while loops and for loops and any other loops that have not been taught to us in his class

dry bison
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For the purpose of exiting a program is the closing command not considered a loop?

lucid granite
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we cannot use a break command, we have to find another way to skip over the rest of our code in our programs

dry bison
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So what...A bunch of if/then statements?

lucid granite
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I have a boolean variable, and used if statements to make sure code wouldn't run once it's set to true

dry bison
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Sounds like my excel teacher who wanted us to do tests a specific way

pulsar verge
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Scary how much of this I understand these days o.O

dry bison
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Pissed me off because he'd fuck up in the instructions and in the middle of the test I'd have to correct him infront of the entire class on a question

pulsar verge
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Like I'm keeping up with the convo

dry bison
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Regularly

lucid granite
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He just doesn't want us using code that we don't understand yet, the guy is actually very cool and nice

dry bison
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If you didn't challenge his fuck ups you lost points because the question was an error and people were expected to catch them

lucid granite
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oh that's dumb

dry bison
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Hated his class. It's dishonest to teach people improperly to see if they get it on their own

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Plus I always looked like the prude teachers pet because nobody else would challenge his bs

lucid granite
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sounds irksome

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what class was this for?

dry bison
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The class owes at least 5 of their answers to my getting him to fix a test WHILE he's monitoring for it

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Advanced Excel spreadsheets

lucid granite
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Oh huh

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I didn't realize that was a class that existed

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guess it makes sense

dry bison
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It's part of accounting for office admin

lucid granite
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Ah, sounds nerdy, love it

dry bison
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Now that Vanadis is up I want to hear more about the Elder Scrolls adventures

lucid granite
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Well I gotta head to bed, so enjoy your Elder Scrolls discussions. Goodnight!!

humble marsh
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speaking of elder scrolls, after numerous attempts i have finally gotten into morrowind

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i killed a shopkeeper and stole their glass dagger

eternal thorn
humble marsh
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i'm just not gamer enough, sorry 😔

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ooh, kenshi is on sale

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been meaning to try that game

eternal thorn
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Its rough, but

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Techtonica is neat

humble marsh
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slime rancher 1.5 SusFox

eternal thorn
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Genius idea for a mining drill tho

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Just create a black hole, more efficient than mining

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dry bison
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black hole hogs mass

eternal thorn
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I've seen this on kickstarter, looked like a neat concept but wasnt sure it'd take off

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Wait I think I know why I wrote it off initially

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I think I remember kickstarter bonuses having something to do with waifus

ember pasture
pulsar verge
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Which, I made myself! After 5 years of marriage I had to make my own coffee. This is it! This is where it all starts to go downhill!

pliant fjordBOT
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nasa Astronomy Pic of the Day: Star Forming Eagle Nebula without Stars

Explanation: The whole thing looks like an eagle. A closer look at the Eagle Nebula's center, however, shows the bright region is actually a window into the center of a larger dark shell of dust. Through this window, a brightly-lit workshop appears where a whole open cluster of stars is being formed. In this cavity tall pillars and round globules of dark dust and cold molecular gas remain where stars are still forming. Paradoxically, it is perhaps easier to appreciate this impressive factory of star formation by seeing it without its stars -- which have been digitally removed in the featured image. The Eagle emission nebula, tagged M16, lies about 6500 light years away, spans about 20 light-years, and is visible with binoculars toward the constellation of the Serpent (Serpens). Creating this picture involved over 22 hours of imaging and combining colors emitted specifically by hydrogen (red), and...

eternal thorn
humble marsh
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...ambitous much?

eternal thorn
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No joke

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oh neat, a benchmark

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also dlss support

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Only 4.41 min because of a brief load

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But I get that issue on anything

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cropped because theres a notso great community emblem there

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steady vale
steady vale
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Loops are opossum approved

hallow isle
steady vale
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Not my favorite rock ☹️

hallow isle
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My favourite rock is crack. It's really moreish.

steady vale
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I love most rocks, they all feel awesome, they all look gorgeous. Rocks smell good too.

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I'm not interested n rocks that have skin

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n blood

steady vale
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squinteyes I don't think crack is made out of rocks

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When I read crack all I picture is booties 😔

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This is the cutest Spider harassment video I've ever seen. https://youtu.be/wNEgOy53DMs

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ハエトリフィルム / Jumping Spider Film
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Everyone watch it >:[

hallow isle
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No

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Because

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I already did last week

ember cradle
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Hey does anyone know that famous supposedly shortest sci-fi story?

mint spear
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This photo evokes a feeling I cannot describe

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broken basalt
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Photosynthesis

ember cradle
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Ent?

teal raptor
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hello

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imagine if trees had faces and were "alive"

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maybe someday...

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🔨

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there have been actual reports of carnivorous trees and bushes on Madagascar that can ensnare humans at a pretty rapid speed

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but it sounds kinda far-fetched to me

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there are some species of plants that can attack others by wrapping its roots around them, but to engulf a human being like that, that would be something 😄

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botanic species move really slow in any case, even when provoked

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there are some rare flowers in India and Nepal that can fully grow in less than 24 hours, but they're on a very high altitude and only a few inches long

pulsar verge
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I'm reminded of the great deku tree from zeldas

teal raptor
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a yateveo attacking a tribe member

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those octopus-like trees actually exist

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there's also a plant called vampire's vine only found in remote areas of Nicaragua

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which can attach itself onto prey and drain the blood from its victims if not removed immediately

broken basalt
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I thought that was a Shoggoth at first

teal raptor
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and even when removing your skin would most likely be torn off since it has a superstrong grip

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reminds me of Little Shop of Horrors

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I loved that movie as a kid

teal raptor
near cosmos
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Idk why but whenever I see an old video or picture of a pet, only thing I think about is "that pet is probably/definitely dead" depending on the age

teal raptor
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👀

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too soon for Halloween

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now I'm reading this...

unknown.png
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it has been decided

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I'm gonna be the world's top botanist!

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🌻

pulsar verge
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someone is a bottom botanist

teal raptor
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you bottomed out, Vanadis

mint spear
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😨

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for now

hallow isle
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50% of the worlds botanists are dumber than the average botonist

coarse ledge
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50% of the worlds botanists are smarter than the average botanist

teal raptor
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50% of the botanist worlds are average than the smartest botanist

near cosmos
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I used to work dairy stocking at a grocery store, a few weeks ago I returned as a customer and saw some of the less popular products were out of date by over a month

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about ¾ of the way through my shift I'd look at every single damn date because I ran out of things to stock, clean and face and never let anything out more than a day past its date

hallow isle
near cosmos
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I've already said something about it, plus I worked in dairy so they'd easily be able to argue that it was intentional

hallow isle
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supermarket sent me chopped onions instead of ginger

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I could cry

grand marsh
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Hi guys!
I have a quick question about a word I saw in an article I read. It was about a company which was described as "home-fangled". I looked on the internet but found nothing. What does this term mean?

night bobcat
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Sounds like slang, my guess is a company formed and ran from someone home

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Or at least started that way

grand marsh
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It was about ben & jerry's
So your guess is that it means something like a ran-from-home company?

hallow isle
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Where's my blue eyed siblings at

night bobcat
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Hi

teal raptor
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hi!

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I'm blue-da-ba-dee-da-ba-daa

primal kelp
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no

teal raptor
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Shira, my archnemesis

primal kelp
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no

hallow isle
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Does however mean if we have kids with someone with blue eyes, it's technically in-breeding

teal raptor
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everyone's inbred

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that's why there are 47,878 people on this planet that look EXACTLY like me

clever vessel
hallow isle
clever vessel
steady vale
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Hmm i don't like my creation, if I had nitro I could build a better weird guy 😔

elder shale
steady vale
primal kelp
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mine

steady vale
# hallow isle I already did last week

Ceryn said he saw it too >:[
Everyone apparently has seen it but never shared it with me. I should never be late to a spider party.
Ceryn is in extra trouble.

primal kelp
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its been posted here b4 i think

steady vale
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Probably during my more antisocial weeks 😩

primal kelp
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we purposely decided to not share it with u

steady vale
primal kelp
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im joking we would never do that

steady vale
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Speaking of spiders
There's one outside with a very impressive booty

zenith pebble
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good mornin my dudes

primal kelp
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no

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bad morning

steady vale
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Yeah

primal kelp
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i regret sleeping in

steady vale
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Did ya get one of those I slept too long headaches

primal kelp
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yes

steady vale
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Blah

flat echo
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Time to eBay for antiques, wish me luck y’all

primal kelp
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now i have to go to work

clever vessel
steady vale
flat echo
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I do both

steady vale
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Do you just hunt for random stuff, or do you have specific interests?

primal kelp
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history stuff

steady vale
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I wasn't gonna assume squinteyes

primal kelp
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im guessing hes looking for future stuff instead then

elder shale
zenith pebble
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so i apparently just fell asleep watching tv at one point and then woke up at 4am with painful bumps on my tongue so either i bit my tongue really bad while sleeping or like... a spider crawled in my mouth and bit my tongue or something

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its kind of miserable to eat anything, so... bad morning for me lol

mint spear
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the fact that all of our nature is based upon math may suggest that math is just the code of the computer simulation we're in

zenith pebble
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no

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Mathematics is a universal human language that we developed in order to accurately understand the world around us

primal kelp
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did u scald ur tongue earlier or eat anything rough like sunflower seeds

zenith pebble
mint spear
elder shale
zenith pebble
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also my tongue is kind of swollen maybe, i sound a little funny when i talk

primal kelp
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thats ok

flat echo
mint spear
flat echo
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But I also buy random garbage

elder shale
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Go to the hospital if you think its serious

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pls

zenith pebble
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who me?

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its not serious

elder shale
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No, the other guy with a burned tongue

zenith pebble
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i just want it to go away

primal kelp
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where

flat echo
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I bought some dudes tax receipt once

zenith pebble
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who burned their tongue?

primal kelp
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sounds like u got canker sores

elder shale
zenith pebble
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yeah maybe idk how i got them but i guess so

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for some reason i thought those were more a mouth lining thing than a tongue thing

steady vale
primal kelp
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guess ur eating soft stuff today

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@steady vale when u talked about clam strips i wanted to try it so gonna go to a place that makes them

steady vale
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It's gotta be the large nummy ones

primal kelp
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it should be

steady vale
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Hopefully

primal kelp
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seafood place they should get it right

steady vale
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Ah

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No

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Unfortunately

flat echo
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From 1945

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But on the other hand I bought a WWII combat used winter coat from 943

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Damn lucky

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My family’s history is all but gone

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Destroyed

ember pasture
hallow isle
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hearing just went in one ear 😩

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hope it comes back soon

night bobcat
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The sound during that is perfect

ember pasture
safe path
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rawr

flat echo
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I need more Civil War stuff

night bobcat
safe path
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😛

hallow isle
safe path
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going into work late today had a bad headache this morning

elder shale
night bobcat
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So stupid, it still makes me laugh

hallow isle
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They don't make them like that any more 😦

steady vale
night bobcat
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Naked Gun was good too

night bobcat
steady vale
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Sry I should've warned for Jumpscare

elder shale
safe path
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omg this comic is hilarious to me but I cant share it here XD

hallow isle
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do it anyway

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what are they gonna do, ban you?

safe path
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nope

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and yes

night bobcat
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Wouldn't enjoy that, would do yeah

hallow isle
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Getting extra free time would be terrible

steady vale
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No one is immune to banning if they post naked people

ember pasture
night bobcat
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What's the mouth trying to do

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Escape?

hallow isle
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That's the weirdest tampon applicator I've ever seen

steady vale
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She is so beautiful, I will always adore this picture

clever vessel
elder shale
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I forgot my

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Disney+ pin :l

safe path
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42069

hallow isle
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69420

steady vale
primal kelp
clever vessel
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me too

night bobcat
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RIP

hallow isle
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e.g.

night bobcat
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Got loopholed

hallow isle
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There's like, at least 1000 nudist beaches visible in that photo

steady vale
night bobcat
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Indeed

hallow isle
elder shale
primal kelp
steady vale
night bobcat
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Off-twerkpic

hallow isle
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Maru is such a chonk

clever vessel
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maru good

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maru slide

elder shale
night bobcat
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That wasn't fully cooked

steady vale
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Aww angy

clever vessel
night bobcat
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That's a win in my book

primal kelp
elder shale
hallow isle
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The cat traps are working

night bobcat
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Lol

steady vale
primal kelp
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that's a weird looking cat

clever vessel
elder shale
clever vessel
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that’s just an antarctic snake

hallow isle
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polar snake

elder shale
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I'm built different

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steady vale
steady vale
elder shale
steady vale
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Teach your niece how to play

elder shale
steady vale
elder shale
hallow isle
elder shale
hallow isle
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I mean why else would you have kids

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Put 'em to work

elder shale
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😐

primal kelp
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hes right

hallow isle
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They even sell babygrows with brushes built in for cleaning floors

primal kelp
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why do u think kids get chores

jaunty copper
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they glued on cheetos for when he gets hungry

primal kelp
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u could play curling when ur done cleaning

steady vale
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That baby is in that awkward stage, too old to be a cute baby, too young to be a cute toddler

zenith pebble
primal kelp
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u could

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u will just be dead

steady vale
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I feel like it would make me sneeze or cough. At least that's what happens when I poke the inside of my ear.

mint spear
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according to my mom at least

hallow isle
steady vale
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Aw little ear guest

elder shale
hallow isle
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You'd basically be a mech for a beetle

maiden seal
hallow isle
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A meaty mech

steady vale
elder shale
hallow isle
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The jumping spider being shy in someones ear hole

elder shale
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Y'all member the scarabs from The Mummy movies

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Scared tf out of me as a kid

steady vale
mint spear
hallow isle
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I've always been surprised cats and dogs don't get ear bugs

elder shale
hallow isle
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Their ear holes are huge

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Maybe they do and just deal with them better

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I can't shake my head at mach 3 like a cat does

mint spear
flat echo
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I bought a menu off the ship Aquitania

steady vale
flat echo
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Most underrated ocean liner

pulsar verge
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Dogs and cats do get ear bugs tho

elder shale
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Just DM it to me

hallow isle
primal kelp
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u can

hallow isle
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annoys me

primal kelp
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it becomes a spoilered link computerface

hallow isle
# primal kelp u can

sure if you download them and reupload them but I don't care about any of you enough

elder shale
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I was expecting a clean cut thing

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That was disgusting

hallow isle
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😄

elder shale
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clean cute*

steady vale
primal kelp
hallow isle
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Just sat in there playing your ear drum

elder shale
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Why is the dude just okay with it

maiden seal
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the mario movie

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ha

hallow isle
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Honestly I don't know what I'd do if I ever got an ear bug

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Other than have a bit of a cry

primal kelp
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just drown the bug

hallow isle
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Spiders can hold their breath for days

steady vale
elder shale
hallow isle
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"Tiny spider found building nest in man's ear in China"

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" Rare foreign body ear - Live spider with web "

primal kelp
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the ear wall of china

steady vale
maiden seal
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i just noticed

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a few people have halloween names

primal kelp
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only cool ppl allowed to do it

lucid granite
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very true

hallow isle
maiden seal
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❗

elder shale
maiden seal
steady vale
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Gleams just scared

hallow isle
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ah, I hadn't noticed anyone changing their name

teal raptor
primal kelp
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knight is already on winter smh

maiden seal
pulsar verge
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I just changed my pfp for halloween, didn't come up with a name

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Vamp dis

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Sorry :x

maiden seal
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Boo-rbwire

primal kelp
elder shale
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get the fuck out

hallow isle
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banned

mint spear
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dms

teal raptor
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oh we have a meme chan

lucid granite
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thank goodness its gone

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i was balling and crying

primal kelp
pulsar verge
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what was it?

teal raptor
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🥔

pulsar verge
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i just saw a flash

hallow isle
elder shale
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Man the way they depict cyberpsychosis in this show is something else

primal kelp
#

actually gif is too flashy

teal raptor
mint spear
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ou wait

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I think thats serious sorry

steady vale
elder shale
steady vale
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I hope they don't mess up the Super Mario movie. The studio is very talented at creating colorful vibrant worlds, but normally the story/humor is 😬

elder shale
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Why is there a movie in the first place

hallow isle
#

there's already been a super mario movie and it was amazing

elder shale
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Oh rifht

sterile tartan
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TIL
Illumination made Sing. I liked that one

elder shale
#

money

hallow isle
sterile tartan
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And the lorax

elder shale
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I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees

eternal thorn
steady vale
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I've actually never seen that movie

primal kelp
#

same

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i just know its a meme

hallow isle
primal kelp
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reporting u to the fbi

hallow isle
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do it

eternal thorn
sterile tartan
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Oh boy

steady vale
eternal thorn
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Mario bros movie date

hallow isle
primal kelp
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its so bad that its good

steady vale
#

The chances of us watching that movie is like .001%

primal kelp
#

:(

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@eternal thorn now u have to watch it

safe path
#

that super mario bros movie is legit

eternal thorn
#

She's right tho

steady vale
#

I have too much other stuff to watch

hallow isle
eternal thorn
#

We still have to play every Mario game in chronological order before watching the movie

steady vale
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Yeah

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I like knowing all the lore before investing n movies and shows

hallow isle
night bobcat
safe path
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my manager pissed me off a little, came in 2 hours later due to headache, she asked if I was okay now and I told her not really because it still hurts and throbbing but I aint exhausting my pto and she said I should rest still so it doesnt affect my numbers. I get it but she knows I been fucking asking for OT/raise because I need more money, why the fuck would I miss 3 hours of work unpaid if I can struggle buss throughg it

dry bison
hallow isle
night bobcat
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YEah!

steady vale
#

Looks like Ceryn and Gleam can have a movie date

primal kelp
#

why cant we make it a server movie date

steady vale
#

Some discord servers have movie nights

hallow isle
#

Cause there's no one here I'd want to date tbh

steady vale
#

I remember having movie nights in Playstation home

eternal thorn
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I wouldnt date myself either tbh

hallow isle
#

Y'all either too young or too male

dry bison
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Who you calling a young male?

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I'm an old bitch

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arf arf

sterile tartan
#

or

steady vale
hallow isle
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lolwat

steady vale
#

This

dry bison
sterile tartan
hallow isle
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Or blocked it out

primal kelp
#

i missed that part too

steady vale
#

There's a couple other Adam ones you probably haven't seen computerface

dry bison
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Like the one with the giant peach

sterile tartan
#

🍑

dry bison
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Oh wait. That was James.

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But adam's one is a spoof

hallow isle
dry bison
#

I guess....

sterile tartan
#

Adorable

hallow isle
#

let's tag people who aren't here so they read it

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er

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if I can remember people

primal kelp
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@hallow isle

dry bison
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Lets avoid suggesting we'd date anyone on this server. This isn't Christian Mingle and you're creepy enough.

sterile tartan
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There's someone here I've been dating for almost eight years 👀

pulsar verge
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Prove it

dry bison
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Oh god don't prove it

ivory thorn
dry bison
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PUT IT AWAY!

hallow isle
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"Name some people who use NMScord" adamb:

pulsar verge
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PROVE IT

hallow isle
sterile tartan
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Lmao

dry bison
#

Can hear the duet singing christmas carols on voice chat already

sterile tartan
#

Yuck

dry bison
#

DECK THE HALLS WITH ...LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

hallow isle
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It's weird, I have a nearly perfect memory except for names and faces. Ask me a question about other people and I forget everything I ever knew

sterile tartan
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When bored in the car, my mom and siblings and I used to sing "put the bodies in the drawer"

primal kelp
#

what did u have for dinner on sunday

elder shale
safe path
hallow isle
primal kelp
#

why so much cheese

hallow isle
#

I like cheese

sterile tartan
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Because cheese

flat echo
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I don’t like cheese

dry bison
#

You hear Code has legs?

flat echo
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braces self

dry bison
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Neither did I. I think he cut them off.

hallow isle
sterile tartan
primal kelp
flat echo
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How old is that book

hallow isle
sterile tartan
#

Who knows

flat echo
#

Looking at the font and paper type it’s 20th century

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And that’s all I’ve got from that picture

primal kelp
#

what if the woman in question is lactose intolerant

elder shale
hallow isle
flat echo
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Yep 1970

sterile tartan
flat echo
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How did we get two completely different years

hallow isle
#

you're assuming it would be a first edition

flat echo
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Well assuming it’s a 1998 edition would also be assuming