off-topic-bond-james-bond

[ocean pebble]

Okay that was confusing

[maiden seal]

earl grey

[ocean pebble]

Sounds pretty good

[humble marsh]

hot

[maiden seal]

yum

[ocean pebble]

I never drink straight coffee because caffeine has pretty much no effect on me

[hallow isle]

$ sudo rm somefile
sudo: permission denied
$ sudo audit2allow -a -M mymod ; sudo semodule -i mymod.pp ; sudo rm somefile

[steady vale]

[ocean pebble]

Not sure if that’s a blessing or a curse

[elder shale]

hehe

mymod.pp

[hallow isle]

I still could!

[elder shale]

why are you squinting >:(

[clever vessel]

you don’t have time, your life is now consumed by supernatural things

[safe path]

I got an hour and 50 minutes until I basically have to take lunch. I guess technically 2 hours and 4 minutes cuz I got to take it by my 5-hour mark and I still haven't taken my first break yet. I usually like wait until 11:00. That way I only have like an hour and 15 minutes of work before lunch

[steady vale]

Because

[safe path]

I'm debating out of taking my break here in 20 minutes though

[clever vessel]

don’t break it too much

[humble marsh]

WHAT THE HELL

[elder shale]

I'm gonna take a pic of myself squinting and post it at inopportune times in the server

[bitter mist]

Oddly specific

[ocean pebble]

“We’ve been trying to reach you regarding your car’s extended warranty”

[severe wyvern]

lmao

[steady vale]

I'll doodle on it

[elder shale]

LOL

I gotta shave, don't judge me too harshly

[severe wyvern]

yes, costed sooooo much, i couldve kept that money and saved it, but i spent sooooo much back then. i owed my parents so much money.

[ocean pebble]

Shavevasco

[safe path]

Code that looks like the mustaches from people that do certain films

[bitter mist]

I like to save my money

[elder shale]

LOOK NAT

[safe path]

Are you hinting at something? XD

[elder shale]

UNFORTUNATELY I HAVE NOT BENEFITTED FROM THE GENE LOTTERY

[night bobcat]

Use a sharpie

[jaunty copper]

omg are you going to a preschool to offer candy to children

[elder shale]

Stop

Oh my god

[humble marsh]

please don't tell me that "gargoyle" gave me a disease
after all, I DON'T WANNA DIE, SOMETIMES WISH I NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALLLLL

[elder shale]

I need to shave I know

I'm lazy

[safe path]

Okay I wasn't meaning it like how smoosh just said but holy crap. That was a little bit much I think lol

[severe wyvern]

my amazing drawing https://imgur.com/a/V3GvR2K

[eternal thorn]

Shave your head

Bald people are powerful

[jaunty copper]

no the hair is fine

[severe wyvern]

(exeption: andrew tate)

[elder shale]

I do need a haircut tho

[jaunty copper]

"you MUST pay the rent!!"

[elder shale]

It's getting broccoli

[eternal thorn]

You forgot the twirls on the ends

[night bobcat]

Lol

[humble marsh]

afaik moostaches give you otherworldly powers

[jaunty copper]

(exeption: matt lucas)

[severe wyvern]

ohh like in that one advert

[elder shale]

Thanks I can go surrender now

get it because

I look French

sorry

[clever vessel]

that would be fun if we all gave Code different facial hairs

[eternal thorn]

Pardon your French

[night bobcat]

[humble marsh]

brb, opening ms paint

[eternal thorn]

I don't do facial hair

Feels ick, doesn't grow right on me anyways

[safe path]

Me either

[clever vessel]

I have a soul patch

[severe wyvern]

https://imgur.com/a/5icCcaR

[safe path]

Then again there are certain ladies that facial hair can look good on but I am not one of them

[eternal thorn]

There we go

[night bobcat]

Nice

[clever vessel]

haha

[night bobcat]

Lmao

[eternal thorn]

Need a hand grabbing the end of one side of fhe mustache

[safe path]

Poor Code

[clever vessel]

wow good stuff

[elder shale]

Lmfao

I'm loving these

Thank you guys

[night bobcat]

[eternal thorn]

Oh god

[night bobcat]

Hahaha

[steady vale]

I wish my tablet had more sticker options

[night bobcat]

Lolol

[ocean pebble]

Robbervasco

[ember pasture]

Lmaoooo that’s Code?

[eternal thorn]

Balaclava code

[lucid granite]

this is code in his natural form, unedited

[zenith pebble]

not to be confused with baklava code

[humble marsh]

wahoo

[night bobcat]

[zenith pebble]

it's a me, code-ar-io

[eternal thorn]

I regret looking up Mario in gifs

[zenith pebble]

dont look up toes

[eternal thorn]

Thanks, I almost did

[night bobcat]

Stop making me look up stuff you guys

[ember pasture]

I know some rather cursed things to look up on gifs

But uh

[lucid granite]

https://tenor.com/view/cgny-mario-kart-mario-kart8-esports-nintendo-gif-25329238

found this looking up mario

thought it was funny

[eternal thorn]

Oh God don't look up Luigi either

[lucid granite]

you say this and I immediately look it up, ceryn

[clever vessel]

👀

[elder shale]

LMAOOOOOOO

[safe path]

Aww my steri strips are coming off already

[elder shale]

@clever vessel @humble marsh @ocean pebble @lucid granite @steady vale

[steady vale]

Discord is trying to lock me out of my account again

thankfully I'm still able to get in through the app, but its get mad on the comp 🙃 silly

[primal kelp]

rtx 4090 for $1600 whew

[night bobcat]

Discord has a grudge or something

[primal kelp]

im hacking knight's discord

[night bobcat]

[primal kelp]

gonna hack urs too

[night bobcat]

Okie dokie

Wash your hands first please

[primal kelp]

wtf why do u have so many feet pics

[elder shale]

Sorry

[primal kelp]

good god

[night bobcat]

You won't stop sending them

[maiden seal]

lmao

[pure sinew]

feet pics belong to Gleam, we all know that

[primal kelp]

i dont send feet pics i receive them

[pure sinew]

quit stealing his ones

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/bravo-clap-racoon-cute-gif-15063398

[clever vessel]

toes

[elder shale]

moes

[primal kelp]

[humble marsh]

man, started playing DMC5

i love it so far

[primal kelp]

i got it for free but barely touched it

[limber fractal]

Gleam is curious if anyone can do this with their feet btw

https://tenor.com/view/bloxnuts-feet-gif-21235154

please dm him if you could

[night bobcat]

Banned

[maiden seal]

what in the fuck

i wish you could ban for that

lol

[humble marsh]

those are hands man

idk wut you mean

[light crane]

Super random question but like

Does anyone happen to remember a hosting platform that would let people design single page "websites" that were basically .. bad on purpose?

Like, overdriven audio, tiled gifs that fill the screen and play on loop, bad color choices, spinning images, etc. I was super young when seeing it so my memory is super vague

Geocities has sites on it that match the style but not intentionally

The sites looked like this minus the useful content in the middle

[primal kelp]

looks like someone's myspace page

[light crane]

Ya a lot of these pages looked like old myspace pages but like

They weren't content pages, just a space for people to just put random crap in

[pure sinew]

I can snap my toes on both feet, does that count?

[light crane]

The closest time span I can link to it is that my brother actively used it and albino black sheep at the same time

[night bobcat]

RED YO

Can you do that?

[zenith pebble]

why are you all codefacing

[clever vessel]

we have to help him find his next look

[zenith pebble]

i win

[clever vessel]

lol

[lucid granite]

this is the future that the moderators want

[primal kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/nowarinbasingse-atla-avatar-the-last-gif-18401680

[night bobcat]

It would be so easy, just disable uploads

[limber fractal]

totes magotes

[limber fractal]

deep ends

[primal kelp]

u cant disable memes

[limber fractal]

we don't judge memes disabilities

[pure sinew]

well not in the memes channel!

[maiden seal]

lmao

thats so good

[lucid granite]

we will just send memes in text form

there is no stopping us

[primal kelp]

| ||

|| |_

[night bobcat]

Well

There is though

[primal kelp]

dammit

[lucid granite]

we don't talk about that, gleam

[limber fractal]

there is what? a future without memes?

[night bobcat]

Utopia

[limber fractal]

i think memes are like cockroaches, they'll survive the apocalypse

[night bobcat]

Probably

[lucid granite]

people always look for things that are funny

[hallow isle]

"Crown, orb and sceptre taken from Queen for final time"
... they hope.

[night bobcat]

[lucid granite]

from Queen???

What did that band do to deserve this??

[limber fractal]

well, memes will outlast humans

just like cockroaches

[night bobcat]

Cockroaches are ok though

[lucid granite]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-explosion-meme-fishing-gif-23044892

not if this happens

[limber fractal]

and so are memes

[limber fractal]

see? this meme will still survive

i told ya

[primal kelp]

l ll
ll l_

[lucid granite]

thought that was what you were trying to do earlier

[humble marsh]

man, this is inconvenient

[limber fractal]

is it tho?

[night bobcat]

For the fishies

[humble marsh]

this is going to ruin my lunch break 😔

[limber fractal]

lol reminds me of that louvre feature of yours when you returned

[night bobcat]

Lol

[limber fractal]

oh noooo

[clever vessel]

i hope you find a pickle in a bush

[limber fractal]

someone, help Pickle

hurry

[clever vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/pickle-gif-11067552

[night bobcat]

One Pickle to rule them all

[limber fractal]

[clever vessel]

it's making its way to pickle's lunch box

[primal kelp]

how did the pickle get into the plane

[humble marsh]

powerwash simulator is goty for all years

[night bobcat]

powerwash simulator is goty for all years ftfy

[clever vessel]

must be a ghost pickle

[primal kelp]

buying a game to do menial tasks?

[limber fractal]

powerwash stimulator

[night bobcat]

👀

[primal kelp]

red pls

[humble marsh]

jokes on you, i got it through game pass

[primal kelp]

playing a game to do menial tasks?

[ocean pebble]

[primal kelp]

just buy a powerwasher

u would buy a game that has u clean ur room b4 doing it irl

[humble marsh]

correct

[limber fractal]

there's one for packing

haven't tried it

oof! espeeensive. sounds powerful tho

@night bobcat, 2.6 GPM. How much is yours?

[ocean pebble]

220 vs like 20

[hallow isle]

lmao

well

have you all seen the msrp for the 4090?

you'd better get selling organs if you want one

[limber fractal]

Pickle, y u delete?

[humble marsh]

idk

[hallow isle]

NVIDIA obviously didn't get the message about the bottom falling out of the GPU market

[night bobcat]

Flow = 3.5 GPM

[humble marsh]

maybe i'll get doxxed through amazon or smth

[limber fractal]

[ocean pebble]

308 Negra Arroya Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico

[primal kelp]

u can but 2 3080s for the price of one 4090

[limber fractal]

[humble marsh]

close enough

[primal kelp]

https://twitter.com/OfficialPCMR/status/1572255886391017472?t=ovONuz0PAe69RgSGhMPGmA&s=19

PCMR (@OfficialPCMR)

RTX 4000 Sum up:

• RTX 4090: $1599. Available October 12th. Promised performance of up to 2x a 3090Ti. 850W PSU.

• RTX 4080 16GB: $1,199. Promised performance of up to 2x a 3080Ti. 750W PSU.

• RTX 4080 (12GB) - $899. Promised performance of more than a 3090Ti. 700W PSU.

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Twitter · Sep 20, 2022, 4:06 PM

[ocean pebble]

Waltermaxxing

[primal kelp]

the real walter white is in jail

[limber fractal]

there's a real walter white?

[primal kelp]

u guys should watch his documentary

[limber fractal]

[humble marsh]

walter white be like: jesse i want to make drugs
(i haven't seen breaking bad)

[ocean pebble]

Yeah the documentary is called “Breaking Bad”

[hallow isle]

I think NVIDIA may have priced themselves out of this GPU generation, AMD are likely to come out with something that offers 70-80% of the performance at 50% of the cost next month

[limber fractal]

he died in that one tho, no?

[ocean pebble]

Did he? I wouldn’t know. I didn’t watch Breaking Bad

[clever vessel]

my daddy and my mommy and my daddy and my mooooommmmy daddy and my mommy and my daddy and my mooommyyy

[limber fractal]

oops. erase your memory. i'll spoiler tag after

[limber fractal]

love that so much

[clever vessel]

me 2

[limber fractal]

that song will never leave my brain

[ocean pebble]

Beep boop I wasn’t planning on watching it anyways

[limber fractal]

we need a repost @clever vessel let's find

[humble marsh]

in infinity wars, superman reveals to spock that he was his father all along

[clever vessel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzhW20hLp6M

[ocean pebble]

JESSE WE NEED TO COOK METH

[limber fractal]

yesssss! thank you! @ocean pebble this is all you need to watch

[ocean pebble]

Nah

I have the general gist of the show solely from memes

[humble marsh]

i loved the scene where walter white broke bad, made me cry

[ocean pebble]

I loved how after he cooked meth for the first time he walked out slowly and said “I am breaking bad” and then it exploded

“Jesse it’s time to break bad”

[clever vessel]

i like that one scene where Jesse says 'bitch'

[steady vale]

My tablet is being a butt

:[

[primal kelp]

ur the butt

[steady vale]

maybe

[primal kelp]

what tablet

[ocean pebble]

My name is Skylar White yo 🗿
My Husband is Walter White yo 🗿

[steady vale]

doodle tablet, downloading the drivers for it, but its still being silly

also my Sai program thing is being a lil silly too

erm doing a doodle test tho

I have a victim chosen

[limber fractal]

dude. watch that video for realz. best Breaking Bad themed anything to date

[ocean pebble]

Nah

[hallow isle]

"For comparison you can buy 3x Xbox Series S (which will play almost all current gen AAA games) for the price of 1x 4080."

[ocean pebble]

But can it break bad?

[limber fractal]

you need a timeout. let's see how long the video is for the timeout

3 minutes shall suffice

[ocean pebble]

[humble marsh]

bad
status: broken

[ocean pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/he-cant-keep-getting-away-with-it-gif-19335672

[clever vessel]

doggos while you get a timeout i hope you think about what youve done, while you listen to the song

[limber fractal]

!timeout 3m 275359075275898880 To watch BB widgeo.

[pliant fjord]

@limber fractal

⏱ @ocean pebble (DoggosTacos#0001) put in timeout for 3 min.

[limber fractal]

it worked

ty Guntie

[limber fractal]

lmao

[clever vessel]

i hope he's enjoying the song

[limber fractal]

omygoodness! best one!

[limber fractal]

same. we can only hope

[primal kelp]

@ocean pebble haha u got muted

[clever vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/pppoof-gif-18346599

[eternal thorn]

[limber fractal]

where u go

[limber fractal]

i mean, he did timeout Moon before i'm sure he can be a good sport about it too

[clever vessel]

this represents doggos

[eternal thorn]

True

[clever vessel]

.mute ceryncross 30 minutes

[limber fractal]

oooh yeah. went offline after he sent me a

sad times

[clever vessel]

lol

[limber fractal]

Doggos is good Doggos

[clever vessel]

id give hiim a treat

[limber fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/bishop-chilling-relaxing-relaxed-blacksament-gif-26311228

[clever vessel]

extra cilantro pls

[limber fractal]

yesssss

[ivory thorn]

As someone with really bright rgb set to rainbow puke I can confirm it doesn’t improve the performance; if the software is bloated it’ll hurt your performance, otherwise it doesn’t affect it. RGB is just for looks

[limber fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/hungry-starving-plant-leaf-food-gif-4306254

found that under cilantro

cracked me up

i wonder if too much cilantro would make me sick. i'm doubtful tho

[limber fractal]

wait, that's not even cilantro? sad times

[safe path]

RGB is just for looks. There's no performance benefit. At least I don't think I don't see how it would be beneficial

[ivory thorn]

[limber fractal]

nip nom

[pulsar verge]

I made another thought provoking question in Reddit today.

When's the last time you called/DM'd that one friend who you drifted apart and keep wondering how they are doing?

[primal kelp]

rgb gives u more fps and makes u better in competitive games.

gaming chair also makes u better

[safe path]

Then I should be a god in world of tanks

[hallow isle]

Did some say gaming chair?

https://tenor.com/view/rgb-lights-toilet-gif-25666704

[maiden seal]

the setup

[limber fractal]

how did it go? asking since Reddit be cray cray

[pulsar verge]

I just asked this. Last time I asked about how many hugs do people get. Few got provoked and tried to stir drama, but I don't participate in the conversation really. 95% just answered the question, some thought about it too.

I believe even more people who read it thought about it.

[limber fractal]

that's a nice thought to induce in ppl's minds tbh. maybe they'd feel more inclined to do the deed

[pulsar verge]

Men specially seem to think the only people you should hug is your partner.

[lucid granite]

I just don't like hugging other people

[humble marsh]

...they do?

[pulsar verge]

There's no real way to have the conversation without coming off condescending or judgy. So best I figured, just ask the question and the answers can say it.

There were so many people saying they've not hugged or been hugged in years, 10 years even. Not one single hug.

[elder shale]

I just spent like 40 minutes on the phone, that might be the longest call I've done

[steady vale]

I hate it when people touch me

[lucid granite]

ew

[elder shale]

Like actual talking for 40 minutes

[limber fractal]

what about kitties?

[elder shale]

lmao love it

[limber fractal]

so gooood

[steady vale]

Cats and Ceryn are the only ones allowed to touch me

[elder shale]

wait

is that a racoon

[steady vale]

I have no clue

[elder shale]

idk what I is

lmao

[steady vale]

neither do i

[elder shale]

I love it

[steady vale]

I thought about putting antlers on it, but I'm lazy

[limber fractal]

this is kinda sad tbh. human biology kinda needs connection meng

[pulsar verge]

It does. And it's not something you can just brush off because some people don't like being hugged. It's okay not to want it. But some people are deprived of any kind of physical contact and it has a huge impact on them, and it should be normalized to not be okay with it either.

[zenith pebble]

me and all my homies are huggers

[zenith pebble]

flying lemur

[limber fractal]

ppl don't get it. cuz modern day societies keep inducing the idea of individualism. and now with the pandemic (justifiably so), we're encouraged to distance ourselves even more. but biology is biology. and negative consequences eventually come to haunt us.

[clever vessel]

that's perfect amount

[limber fractal]

exactly

[eternal thorn]

I didn't need a pandemic to distance myself from people

[zenith pebble]

10 years without a hug??

[lucid granite]

humans are often not very good at being isolated from others

[zenith pebble]

big sad

[pulsar verge]

One person left a comment that stuck with me. They said how in front of their local grocery store or somewhere, was a homeless person with a sign "free hugs" and they always kinda felt it was a huge joke. Then being 2 years single, he remembers that homeless person and was like "dude was changing the world."

[limber fractal]

well, cuz of biology precisely.

[zenith pebble]

humans r pack hoonters

[limber fractal]

imagine that Foxie

[lucid granite]

after the pandemic I started to like being around other people a whole lot more

[limber fractal]

lol right?

[zenith pebble]

omg, in 10 years if any single one of you in here says i havent been hugged in a decade, im drivin to ur house

i dont care if i have to drive through an ocean

[lucid granite]

made me realize that I actually am not as introverted as I thought I was

[limber fractal]

[zenith pebble]

i was the opposite, ive always been shy and introverted, and had to work at learning how to be social over the years, the pandemic knocked my progress back so it has taken me a bit of time to become social again

[limber fractal]

i luv you Foxie

[eternal thorn]

I haven't been hugged in at least 10 hours.

[humble marsh]

i feel that, i used to think i was super introverted

[zenith pebble]

luv ya too red!

[eternal thorn]

@steady vale

[zenith pebble]

youll survive

[humble marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-driving-serious-cat-driving-focus-driving-gif-15519638

[steady vale]

Yeah, we're really huggy

[limber fractal]

you awesome in realizing that

[eternal thorn]

Smh she didn't even hug me before I left for work

[lucid granite]

oh my gosh same 😱

[eternal thorn]

[steady vale]

I was poopin >:[

[eternal thorn]

Excuses

[limber fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/potty-hehasrisen-easterlove-happyeaster-happybirthday-gif-13982464

[lucid granite]

yall don't do mid-poop hugs???

[humble marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/impressed-awsome-gif-21682147

[eternal thorn]

Squeeze your friends like you squeeze your poop

[lucid granite]

with my colon?????

[steady vale]

yea

[lucid granite]

wait no that's not anatomically right

ah whatever

[steady vale]

its okay

you can squeeze your friends with whatever ya want

[hallow isle]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-crush-crusher-skull-halloween-gif-26163235

[lucid granite]

would not recommend squeezing friends with that

[hallow isle]

sounds like something one of my friends might say

[pulsar verge]

I don't people that aren't hugged in 10 years are introverts, they are left out.

And those are the people that do need most help.

[hallow isle]

but it's the best way to get the bone juice out

[pulsar verge]

And if we cannot help them personally, we need to help the future ones.

[hallow isle]

fuck it's cold

https://tenor.com/view/got-game-of-thrones-winter-is-coming-nikolaj-coster-waldau-gif-4536538

[primal kelp]

its nice and warm here

my allergies are acting up tho

[hallow isle]

what are you allergic to?

hard work?

[primal kelp]

pollen

[elder shale]

am rewatching now

[hallow isle]

Are you gonna stop at S4?

[elder shale]

Yes

Only watching til Tywin dies

[pulsar verge]

What is winter to you?

[elder shale]

Meanwhile

it's still ho as balls

hot

here

[hallow isle]

pain and suffering

[elder shale]

I want cold

[pulsar verge]

No I meant geographically 😅 Like how cold does it get

[zenith pebble]

[hallow isle]

not normally lower than -5

[zenith pebble]

thx red

[pulsar verge]

C or F?

[hallow isle]

C

[steady vale]

M

[pulsar verge]

Oh nice.

[elder shale]

Meebs

[primal kelp]

N

[steady vale]

yea

[hallow isle]

apparently it got down to -25 one time

[steady vale]

Its like 28 meebs out here

[primal kelp]

cold is best

[pulsar verge]

We get -20 - -30.

[hallow isle]

13 December 1981 Shawbury Midlands -25.2 °C

[zenith pebble]

its 9.6.24 gaflabbers here

temperature wise

[primal kelp]

can u convert that into nft units

[pulsar verge]

It's 7C right now at 8:23pm here.

[elder shale]

30 Meebs here

or Celsius

[pulsar verge]

https://tenor.com/view/little-giants-muscles-flex-body-gif-8495707

[steady vale]

I lied its 22 meebs

[primal kelp]

today is officially nft day according to twitter

[steady vale]

oh

[elder shale]

tweenk

[ocean pebble]

[zenith pebble]

sure does this help?

[ocean pebble]

Really had no clue what to make lol

[zenith pebble]

lmao right? this is the first one where it seems to just have no clue

[steady vale]

I'm trying meebs

to help Doggos understand

[humble marsh]

thats my house!

in the top left

it literally made nothing

wtf

[steady vale]

not sure if everything is sfw so gonna poof

[primal kelp]

-poofs knight-

ai is the future and when our ai overlords enslave us it will be welcome

[steady vale]

I need to stop myself before generating random images takes up my whole day

time to eat ramen

:U

[primal kelp]

generate some ramen

[steady vale]

fine

its being slow

oh my

[primal kelp]

https://twitter.com/TMZ/status/1572218271549587457?t=NpR7yKjqrkoCgY8dw3z_qQ&s=19

TMZ (@TMZ)

The FDA is warning TikTokers who are jumping on the latest craze to beware ... because NyQuil-marinated chicken is a dangerous thing. https://t.co/iv7N6gZ8pQ

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everyday we stray further

yum ramen

[mint spear]

The moon is made out of cheese

We need to go to the moon again

[flat echo]

Who wants to see the old crayons I bought

[safe path]

My car is fiiiixed

[ocean pebble]

Mmm wanna try some of my world-famous nyquil chicken?

[primal kelp]

didnt know u can neuter ur car

[safe path]

o3o

[ocean pebble]

You DIDN’T neuter your car?!?!

[primal kelp]

no

[ocean pebble]

Huh

Don’t be surprised when you wake up one morning to find a bunch of RC cars in your driveway

[steady vale]

This time a year it always rains baby spiders in our kitchen

[ocean pebble]

[steady vale]

I'm not sure where they're coming from, but it happens every year

they're very cute but I worry about them falling into food

[ocean pebble]

Yeah no thanks

[steady vale]

I'm like 80% sure I probably have a baby spider in my hair atm

[ocean pebble]

[steady vale]

They're super adorable

[ocean pebble]

Nah

[steady vale]

yah

[ocean pebble]

If I was in your shoes i’d set the house on fire

[steady vale]

I wear boots

[ocean pebble]

Uh

…okay?

[steady vale]

do you have little feet?

You need little feet to fit in them

[primal kelp]

just have some spiders in ur food

[ocean pebble]

Crunchy

[steady vale]

No I must protect them

[ocean pebble]

*kill them with fire

Am joking

I typically don’t mind spiders

But a lot of em

No thanks

[ember pasture]

[steady vale]

I love having tons of baby spiders crawling all over my hands

[ocean pebble]

Hello Aurel

Yeah nope

Not for me

[steady vale]

I have to relocate lil spider nests sometimes so my family doesn't murder them

so Its like this giant mass of tiny adorable cutie pies

[elder shale]

I like

spiders

[ocean pebble]

I am indifferent towards spiders

[severe wyvern]

free nitro anyone

dont need it

[ocean pebble]

Erm

[severe wyvern]

3 months guys

anyone?

what

[ocean pebble]

Not allowed to do that

[elder shale]

Khanna

[safe path]

Yeah, it's actually in the server rule that you're not supposed to do that because there's too many scams

[severe wyvern]

oh

does anyone want it in dm

i dont need it

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/mordecai-scam-the-regular-show-cartoon-network-cn-gif-17924451

[severe wyvern]

its not i swear

u can scan the link

or smt

[steady vale]

I would take it if they didn't force me to put in credit card info >:[

meh

[severe wyvern]

rip

anyone else want it in dm

[elder shale]

Sure, send it

[severe wyvern]

ok

first to dm gets it

[ocean pebble]

So let’s see if code explode

He is the test dummy

[severe wyvern]

ok

[ocean pebble]

Go my child, check if it’s a scam

[severe wyvern]

congrats codevasco

[steady vale]

are you the mommy or dad

[ocean pebble]

Yes

[safe path]

I mean it depends on the

[steady vale]

ah

[safe path]

Age

[severe wyvern]

@elder shale did u get it then

[ocean pebble]

Code is older than me easily

[steady vale]

Doggos gave birth to a full grown code

[elder shale]

yes

[severe wyvern]

u didnt claim it i dont think, u dont have nitro badge

[ocean pebble]

Please never say that again lmao

[eternal thorn]

What other juicy emoji does that server have

[steady vale]

I just realized

all the emoji I edited

woops

[ocean pebble]

[steady vale]

rip

[ocean pebble]

[steady vale]

I think you can preview servers before joining

[ocean pebble]

[eternal thorn]

So far I'm not seeing anything juicy

2/10

[ocean pebble]

Yeah

DS server has good ones

[eternal thorn]

[ocean pebble]

Exactly

[primal kelp]

my fav emote

[ocean pebble]

I CAN SEE WHY

[elder shale]

By

a decent bit

[ocean pebble]

how old art thou code

[eternal thorn]

Wish it said his age on his profile

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/falling-bread-bread-gif-19081960

[eternal thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/almighty-loaf-demon-loaf-gif-23383488

[wet pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-wear-bread-face-wacky-gif-9522132

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-sandwhich-bread-kitty-kitten-gif-24293158

[severe wyvern]

https://discord.com/billing/promotions/e6SyJYF4sGTtM4ps6A8pe2dz

free nitro guys

code approves

[elder shale]

What

[safe path]

All the emotes from my server o3o

[elder shale]

I said I just tested to see if it was a scam, should still not post it here

Lmfao

[primal kelp]

i get random emotes to add to my servwr

[steady vale]

That firetruck is hunting that poor Panda

[safe path]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xVcL1tbsidk

[lime frigate]

Imma fucking lose it

Power has been off for 3 hours now

[steady vale]

One of the very few thing that made me laugh when watching family guy

[eternal thorn]

I see a morph ball but nothing else of value

[safe path]

Send halp

[safe path]

Oh momma this sucks x.x

[steady vale]

Thats how I feel about your taste n emotes

[eternal thorn]

You selected almost all of our emotes

And I use a small handful

[steady vale]

Mine are better

too bad they're gone tho

[clever vessel]

bebe

[severe wyvern]

o

ok

[steady vale]

Uncle Potato Zach

[primal kelp]

eat the taco

[elder shale]

A happy family

[mint spear]

the murder was a loving and caring father, until he wasnt

he then proceeded to eat the taco.

[steady vale]

no

[mint spear]

we gotta make that story interesting

[severe wyvern]

the father went to get the salsa

and never came back

[steady vale]

no

I'm just making a happy family

@clever vessel That's your pet @night bobcat

and @dusty magnet n Brad are attached to you

There is no father. @ocean pebble produced a magical egg.

[pure sinew]

very cute!

[steady vale]

@elder shale is a lil miracle

[elder shale]

lmfao

It's like a biblical scene

Love it

[zenith pebble]

ooh u were discussing multimojos

[elder shale]

foxieee

https://tenor.com/view/fox-love-you-gif-26272051

[steady vale]

I can add him too

[zenith pebble]

:pes_toiletJetpack4:
:pes_toiletJetpack3:
:pes_toiletJetpack2:
:pes_toiletJetpack1:

damn

[steady vale]

Fox can be Zach's wife

[zenith pebble]

whatever discorb

[severe wyvern]

a full meal

nice

[elder shale]

I lvoe

LOVE THIS

[zenith pebble]

omg my family

[severe wyvern]

your long lost nigerian cousin

omggg

[steady vale]

Beautiful family

[elder shale]

This is my new wallpaper

Thank U

[wet pollen]

Art

[zenith pebble]

where is the Red

and the ris of the beak

[night bobcat]

YES

[dusty magnet]

Wassup gamers

[night bobcat]

Hi Bee

[elder shale]

You're a very cute pet

I will annoy you like a toddler annoys doggies

[night bobcat]

Bunnygleam

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/buddies-kid-child-toddler-samoyed-gif-4521555

[safe path]

Beee wtf

You didn't bring honey?

[elder shale]

Lmaoooo

I love this so much

[steady vale]

I haven't actually drawn myself, so the round lil spider void is me, placeholder

[dry bison]

Fiona is flexing like a mofo

[mint spear]

we need a cube

it would be lovely if you added a cube

[dry bison]

https://tenor.com/view/oscar-isaac-moon-knight-marvel-marvel-studios-mcu-gif-24517087

Granted

[zenith pebble]

yay! Red, and Tycho, and weird Bunnular Glorm

[mint spear]

thank you :>

[dry bison]

I can't believe you forgot me in your fancy art show

[mint spear]

same for me

[steady vale]

none of the doodles are new, just old stuff I tossed together

[dry bison]

I can't believe you never thought of me in your fancy art show

[zenith pebble]

its isaac oscar

[mint spear]

but how could you forget the almighty lord and saviour cube?

[dry bison]

https://tenor.com/view/its-true-oscar-isaac-saturday-night-live-trust-me-believe-me-gif-25237279

[mint spear]

hes so powerful he has acended to the 4th dimension

[zenith pebble]

a cube of cat

[mint spear]

yes

cubes are the best shapr

shape*

it it wasnt for cubes we wouldnt have a society

what have spheres done for society?

just sports

[zenith pebble]

here's @hallow isle

[mint spear]

but if you pile enough cubes you can get a house

[night bobcat]

That's AdamB

Needs Rain update

[steady vale]

Someone make him wet

[primal kelp]

woah nsfw

[eternal thorn]

MoistB

[primal kelp]

[clever vessel]

Gleam is my pet??? I AM NEW ADMIN?????

[steady vale]

Fox is also your wife

[clever vessel]

nice! congrats Fox on you being my wife

[humble marsh]

man, the NMS discord server lore is really shaping up

[clever vessel]

Moon, you've got a very appealing art-style. keep up the good work

[eternal thorn]

Someday I'll give my wife some source material to work with so she can illustrate my character

But I'm terrible at this stuff

[steady vale]

@ocean pebble This is your family

[humble marsh]

well done, i especially like the gleam-rabbit-thing

[steady vale]

You wanna see more Gleam

[humble marsh]

sure

[clever vessel]

i would drink a hot cocoa with her

[humble marsh]

you're great, keep up the good work 👍

[steady vale]

they're just silly doodles

[clever vessel]

psh

[steady vale]

not looking for praise, I find it awkward

[clever vessel]

psh psh pah pah pah psh psh

[humble marsh]

but they really are good

[steady vale]

psh pah yourself >:U

[clever vessel]

pow psh psh pew pewpew apdfpapfwep

[steady vale]

I heard my cat puke

[clever vessel]

my bad

[steady vale]

I have no clue where

ah I figured out why I couldn't find it

[night bobcat]

Yes, yes I do

[steady vale]

My other cat ate it

[steady vale]

I have so many files of each pic, I'm not sure which ones are actually the finished ones 😩

I need to be more organized

[clever vessel]

can you look at dates created?

[night bobcat]

Im loving all of these

[steady vale]

Oh that might help, derr

[clever vessel]

i can relate

[limber fractal]

omg!!! Moon! we love you. that's the most adorable NMSCord off-topic doodle fam @elder shale @clever vessel @zenith pebble @dusty magnet @ocean pebble who else is in here who needs taggin

[night bobcat]

@limber fractal

[limber fractal]

i missed @ocean pebble check it

[clever vessel]

@fickle obsidian

[limber fractal]

man, can't tag/ping Caillen for Tycho

[clever vessel]

where Cai been

[steady vale]

oh true

[steady vale]

Ah yes, now everyone can see the cursed off-topic family

eventually I'll update it

[elder shale]

My new wallpaper

lmao

[steady vale]

Does it work well as a wallpaper?

[elder shale]

I dunno, need to go to PC first

Hopefully it do

[steady vale]

It does not

[elder shale]

ph

[steady vale]

I'd have to clean up all the lazy coloring

[elder shale]

y

[steady vale]

I didn't erase everything so there's a bunch of random dots, lines, blotches n stuff

very messy

[silent wagon]

House of the Dragon continuing the legacy of dank af opening credits

[limber fractal]

omg i just realized you've got a pacifier! tooooo cute!

[steady vale]

I like how no one questioned me making Zach a potato

like not even a drawing, just a potato

[pure sinew]

didn't know who that was, it is kinda sus

you did draw on top of it though so it works

[clever vessel]

mixed media

[dry bison]

Zach is a potato? I thought...nm

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/church-gif-21212440

[night bobcat]

Zug is a potato

[elder shale]

I like it, wish the theme had a variation to it

[night bobcat]

#bot-spam message

[steady vale]

Aw you can see dead me

:>

[silent wagon]

Ngl I like this show more than Game of Thrones

[elder shale]

Same

[dry bison]

Which isn't difficult

[clever vessel]

#bot-spam message

[elder shale]

Having the big budget from the get-go also helps

[clever vessel]

i love this emoji #bot-spam message

[limber fractal]

[steady vale]

I miss it 😔

[night bobcat]

Lol

[steady vale]

https://tenor.com/view/animal-crossing-coco-dancing-singing-cute-gif-18159647

[night bobcat]

[clever vessel]

yay

[steady vale]

Avoid checking out the chats in Animal Crossing server

You might lose braincells

[humble marsh]

what happens over there?

[night bobcat]

Lol ok I will

[elder shale]

Isabrain Cell(e)

fuck

[humble marsh]

do they like murder each other over who's the best villager (its antonio btw)

[elder shale]

I missed up

fuck it

[dry bison]

Animal crossing. Between too serious about animal crossing and too silly about animal crossing lies the insanity that is....Animal Crossing.

[elder shale]

shut

[steady vale]

Its hard to explain, its just bad. Mod team is also ridiculously sensitive.

[night bobcat]

[steady vale]

The server has awesome emotes tho

[humble marsh]

no nitro 😔

[night bobcat]

[dry bison]

welcome to animal crossing, where you do not cross animals...that's 4chan

[elder shale]

Mumbles stop

Cease

[dry bison]

Two days

In two days Serial Cleaners comes out.

[icy ridge]

Yes, yes it does. (It didn't let me use the reply option before)

[silent wagon]

In two days Slime Rancher 2 comes out 😌

[humble marsh]

wait, seriously?

just 2 days?

[dry bison]

Serial Cleaners looks indie as fuck

[silent wagon]

Yee

[night bobcat]

Yes

[icy ridge]

Neat

[humble marsh]

i thought it was coming out next year or smth

[dry bison]

I dig

[silent wagon]

Did you play the first game?

[dry bison]

Slime Ranchers? Never touched it.

[silent wagon]

Serial Cleaner

[dry bison]

I'm not big on the animal collecting games

[silent wagon]

Serial Cleaners is the sequel

[dry bison]

I didn't know there was a first serial cleaners.

[steady vale]

Its cute

[humble marsh]

its cleanin' time

[humble marsh]

yeah thats not really the game

its about capitalism and exploitation, but the things you exploit smile when you exploit them

[dry bison]

I see serial cleaner 1...

[lucid granite]

I can’t wait for Slime Rancher 2

[dry bison]

It looks....less interesting?

[steady vale]

You have to wait two more days

[lucid granite]

Devastating

[eternal thorn]

Wait faster

[dry bison]

Stop in the name of love, before you break my heart.

[lucid granite]

Guys I’m waiting so fast

[dry bison]

Then go ahead

[humble marsh]

slime rancher 2 has bunny slimes, so its gotta be amazing

[steady vale]

and bats

[lucid granite]

Slime Rancher 2 has slimes

[ocean pebble]

This is beautiful

[steady vale]

Slime rancher two has ranch

[eternal thorn]

I want more unique slimes tbh, not just animal-based ones

Dervish and mosaic as example

[dry bison]

Speaking of ranch. I haven't had doritos in years

[humble marsh]

there are prob a ton we haven't seen

[silent wagon]

Oh god, I reached the ol Targaryen specialty in the show 💀

[dry bison]

Sex with family?

I don't know what they're special at

[elder shale]

I love it >:(

[silent wagon]

Marrying cousins who are 30+ years younger than them

[elder shale]

am removing the red background because

i like my eyes

but i love it

[steady vale]

By yourself, you birthed an egg and hatched lil miracle Code. Zach is the Uncle who is married to Fox and they have a pet Gleam. Bee n Brad are a growth on Zach's head. Red is the Godmother to your miracle child
and Cai/Tycho is her familiar.

The spider void blob is just me staring at you guys

[elder shale]

What miracles will the Code child perform

[dry bison]

Javascript

[elder shale]

LMFAO

[humble marsh]

they will not shave

[elder shale]

Good one

[ocean pebble]

So I am head of the family?

[elder shale]

Will the Code child be blessed with a great beard

[humble marsh]

who's older, you or zach?

[dry bison]

Yes

[ocean pebble]

Almost certainly zach

[eternal thorn]

Zach is ancient

[elder shale]

Wym almost certainly

[humble marsh]

then zach is the head

[steady vale]

Probably not

[elder shale]

I am the head of the family

[ocean pebble]

The true head of the family is @steady vale as they brought the whole thing into creation

[elder shale]

I am the miracle child

[steady vale]

Eventually I'll add a mysterious blue n white floating thing that is obviously married to the spider blob

[eternal thorn]

[elder shale]

And thus I was born already knowledgeable of everything and everyone and fully capable to manage the household

[humble marsh]

but in that case, they would be god

[elder shale]

Also my character's kewl

[ocean pebble]

Wait @steady vale are we your creations or your children?

[steady vale]

He looks grumpy

[elder shale]

yes

permanent

:(

https://tenor.com/view/angry-bunny-gun-gif-23859392

[steady vale]

imaginary friends

[ocean pebble]

So we’re your creations then

[humble marsh]

good that the rabbit uses a suppressor, don't wanna draw too much attention

[elder shale]

i bet the recoil would kill the rat

i mean

bunny

sorry

i'm tired

i've been up since 5 am

[ocean pebble]

What time is it for you now?

[elder shale]

almost 10

pm

[ocean pebble]

Dang

[steady vale]

I just stare, start shaking nervously with a static noise, and eventually one of you pop out

[ocean pebble]

Get some sleep

[elder shale]

ye

i will after playing

[ocean pebble]

I’ll take that as us being children then, making all of us demigods

BEHOLD, MY POWAH!!!

[elder shale]

Knight is Marika

[ocean pebble]

!timeout 983047771034648636 1m FEEL MY WRATH!

[pliant fjord]

@ocean pebble

⏱ @humble marsh (pickle grasscoyoti#6174) put in timeout for 1 min.

⚠️ DMing user failed.

[steady vale]

Nuh I'm just a lil void that is sometimes a cat n sometimes a spider, maybe both

[elder shale]

uh

doggos

wtf

[dry bison]

eww. Why are you forcing people to touch your wrath?

[elder shale]

jumping jaccs

with @wet pollen

[humble marsh]

i've been wrath'd

[ocean pebble]

Indeed

[ocean pebble]

[dry bison]

DEMOT AND JILAD AT TENAGRA

[steady vale]

Also sometimes a moon, sometimes a rock, lots of times a knight

[ocean pebble]

Code, what I did can be summed up with a very simple saying: “we do a little bit of trolling”

[dry bison]

https://tenor.com/view/sam-de-leve-chaikovsky-sts-saving-throw-show-tempting-fate-gif-15108395

Nobody takes murder off the table

[silent wagon]

Daemon Targaryen be like

[dry bison]

Wanna know something fucked up? In the HBO series, they have scenes where they waterboard people...and turns out they actually did waterboard them for the scene

[silent wagon]

Yeesh

[primal kelp]

hot

[silent wagon]

I haven't gotten that far yet

[humble marsh]

what

HBO... wtf?

[ocean pebble]

I mean best way to get an accurate reaction is by doing the real thing but still a bit over the top

[wet pollen]

Holy crap, that's insane

[ocean pebble]

Next up: new saw movie where they actually put the people in the traps

[silent wagon]

The sound design for the dragons in this is amazing

[steady vale]

They hired me

I make amazing dragon noises

[silent wagon]

LOL

I haven't heard dragons sound this cool since Reign of Fire

[dry bison]

My dragons sound a lot like Gilbert Gottfried.

[elder shale]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3lDuqPKng8

[dry bison]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3H3xQzQauyY

[steady vale]

[silent wagon]

Reign of Fire is depressingly underrated

Christian Bale was 👌in it

[steady vale]

Shoot him

take his stuff

[dry bison]

Clapping isn't as good when it's synchronized

[steady vale]

I prefer awkward clapping

[dry bison]

I prefer random cups

The Division needs cups.

[digital heron]

going to the gym for the first time since covid friday!

[steady vale]

Nice, what's your Pokemon team

[ivory thorn]

I'm gonna crush them with a Mewtwo, Arceus, Lugia, Mew, Groudon and Rayquaza all at level 100

[digital heron]

irl lol

or was that another joke i didn’t get…

[dry bison]

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-go-cursed-gif-18585553

I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST

LIKE NO-ONE EVER WAS

[eternal thorn]

fills team with focus sash Rattatas that know endeavor and quick attack

[ivory thorn]

Chooses Arceus and gets Cery's Rattatas deleted from existence

[eternal thorn]

This guy going lore accurate instead

[digital heron]

imma be honest i haven’t played pokemain since x and y

[dry bison]

You know who should do the pokemon theme song? Michael Bolton

That would rock

[ivory thorn]

Arceus was added in Gen 5 iirc, X and Y were Gen 6

[eternal thorn]

Nah, Rod Stewart.

Raspy pokemon

[humble marsh]

ar key us
god of pokemen

[eternal thorn]

Arse eus
Ar key us

[ivory thorn]

Counters Rod Stewart's unhealthy vocal with Freddie Mercury
Freddie, use Bohemian Rhapsody
Freddie screams "MAMA" at the top of his lungs

[ivory thorn]

Critical hit

It's Super Effective

Rod Stewart Fainted

[dry bison]

Ya know that the next big AI is going to be a singer.

Vocaloid is very close

[ivory thorn]

Robots have no feel tho, I prefer real pre-autotune human singers who put all their soul into music

[dry bison]

That's not true.

I mean the parts where the robots have no feel in their music

[stable mural]

It's precisely true

[dry bison]

hahahahahahahahahaha

I was looking up vocaloid songs and got an advert from Suicide Prevention

All it says is: Talk to someone today

Apparently it's because people flagged the video on youtube as containing self harm

[ivory thorn]

Well Steam is down

[night bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/steam-locomotive-train-wreck-train-wreck-boom-gif-22796283

[primal kelp]

its tuesday

[mint spear]

until midnight

[mint spear]

my grades

[ivory thorn]

Oh wait I thought it was wednesday wtf