off-topic-bond-james-bond

[hallow isle]

then tails off for each unit

[sleek field]

thx!

[chilly canyon]

I'm ready to have level 5 in this server so I can browse a meme channel

Here with my daily pointless messages until I get that number

[pale fern]

I can just dm you my meme collection.

[teal raptor]

🙂

[chilly canyon]

but them i'm obligated to respond

[dry bison]

ahahahaha, mum asks me..."What's another word for tramp? Four letters."

My first thought was "slut"...and she's like...It's a crossword puzzle.

"Hobo"

[safe path]

||Natani|| I mean yeah hobo lol

[near cosmos]

Saw this was locked and immediately knew

[safe path]

?

[north relic]

lmao

[primal kelp]

not the right channel?

or funny?

[safe path]

https://tenor.com/view/this-up-gif-8606566

[dusty magnet]

Hahahahaha twin towers sooooo funny

Real comedic genius herr

Here*

[clever vessel]

wow a twin towers joke

nice

[limber fractal]

@near cosmos Dude. Why? 1. Not funny. Pretty inappropriate in my book. 2. This isn't memes.

[near cosmos]

[clever vessel]

you donut!

[limber fractal]

Learn to read the room. This ain't your buddy's 10 member server. Imagine losing members of your family in that type of tragedy. And then seeing some shmuck making fun of it. Would you find it amusing?

[near cosmos]

Not even gonna say anything or contest it, I don't think it's worth it

[safe path]

https://www.reddit.com/r/AnimalsBeingDerps/comments/wtxmec/my_cat_lost_a_fight_with_the_sprinkler/

[near cosmos]

Only thing I will say is

I find it funny the post had to be locked

[primal kelp]

still not the place to post

[safe path]

@limber fractal are text memes okay in #memes🤡 ?

[pale fern]

People chat in memes so you’re probably fine.

[pale fern]

No, plus I can actually post my good memes there.

[limber fractal]

lol yeah

[chilly canyon]

I'm scared at what your good memes are 😅

[pale fern]

Ask the mods.

[chilly canyon]

Mods, how crazy are Crazy Dave's memes

[night bobcat]

Standard crappy memes, designed not to be funny but to try and offend or break server rules. Not crazy

We are tame here, intentionally so.

[pale fern]

@chilly canyon, they mean political.

[chilly canyon]

Oh yeah I can see why they would break guidelines easily then

I'm not one for many political memes either

[pale fern]

Eh, I’ll message the rest to you then.

[chilly canyon]

Haha alright do as you wish

[hallow isle]

I post the good memes

[lucid granite]

I post the best memes

[hallow isle]

This one isn't even a meme so I can post it here

https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/K5NtHjjny348dIGpZUy3VFn_B6TDwU_DUs4DF4b2rNk/%3Fformat%3Djpg%26name%3Dmedium/https/pbs.twimg.com/media/FaWZEvvXoAI2NWx

[chilly canyon]

I can't wait to experience all of your wonderful memes

[pale fern]

My one goal is to have one of my messages pinned.

[hallow isle]

Go one bigger and aim to have a new rule created in your honour

[pale fern]

Already did that in a different server.

[chilly canyon]

He's on to new heights

going even further beyond

I feel like being pinned is harder than getting a new rule made

a worthy challenge

[pale fern]

It’s easy to slip through a lope hole and then have the mods patch it for your behavior.
What’s harder is to impress them with great genius or shocking stupidity.

[chilly canyon]

Yeah that's what I was thinking

I wish you luck on your quest

[pale fern]

I’ll most certainly need it.

[dusty magnet]

I have not smoked in like

More than a day

I can't wait to get home

[pale fern]

Is bee a stoner?

[dusty magnet]

No

(yes)

[pale fern]

Are you wearing a hat?

[dusty magnet]

Yes haha

[lucid granite]

no there's just a black hole behind him

[pale fern]

You know, people assume I’m on drugs.

[vivid verge]

I got a question for yall

[lucid granite]

we may have an answer

[vivid verge]

If 2 parents plan on having a child, but r told they're having twins instead, how do u know which ones the accident?

You'll have to live the rest of your life never telling one of them that they weren't planned

[eternal thorn]

[lucid granite]

that's not how it works

you can't plan for twins

they'll know you only intended to have one child

[vivid verge]

Exactly

But how do they know which one was the accident

[pale fern]

No which one is.

[lucid granite]

neither of them?

that's not how twins work still

[vivid verge]

Lol, ik u don't Exactly plan for twins but one of them was an accident and the other was planned

[eternal thorn]

Joke has lost its effectiveness tbh

[vivid verge]

I'm just spatting bs by this point lol

[lucid granite]

oh yeah i forgot that this is a joke of some kind

[vivid verge]

I hope all yall r doing well tho

[vivid verge]

No I'm trying to figure out how to tell my kids

Syke nah

[heady bolt]

Both.

Both twins are the accident.

Because twins weren't planned, so neither of them was.

[sterile tartan]

Paradox!!

[heady bolt]

But honestly if a child is planned and pregnancy turns out to be twins(or more) that's not an accident because it's noones fault.
Nobody's decisions led to having twins instead of a onesie.
it's just ... bad RNG if you were rolling for a single child

[heady bolt]

Very cool

But "mixed with other data"
What data?
And How'd it sound without other data?

[safe path]

Even if this isn't real it still is neat af

[heady bolt]

Reminds me of the alien sound effects in elite dangerous

[lucid granite]

the data is probably a lot of guesswork and filling in blanks cause we can't really pick up audio from that far away very easily

[heady bolt]

But I wouldn't call it a misconception that there's no sound in space cuz usually what ppl mean with that is that you can't hear someone clap or some shit on the outside of the iss

[lucid granite]

There's no sound in vaccuums, which is most of the space near us

if you screamed in a gas pocket in space, you'd hear it, except you'd probably be choking as well, so it wouldn't be very cool

[heady bolt]

Yeah you'd have a hard time screaming lol

[hardy vapor]

That's why sound travels faster through water than air.. More particles to vibrate

[heady bolt]

Same reason why Mach 1 changes with altitude

[mint spear]

Space is strange

[vivid verge]

Lol nice answer

[clever vessel]

https://twitter.com/2k/status/1561554671986061312?s=21&t=nRl1-iVyFz5NJKza6Klswg

2K (@2K)

BioShock

Likes

1791

Retweets

201

Twitter · Aug 22, 2022, 3:23 AM

[maiden seal]

yes

yes

yes

[clever vessel]

yes

[maiden seal]

gamescom you think?

i think YES

[clever vessel]

IHOPE

[maiden seal]

me too

Anybody watch ep 1 of House of the Dragon?

I am right now actually

[pliant fjord]

Astronomy Pic of the Day: Earths Recent Climate Spiral

Click here for video

Explanation: Is our Earth warming? Compared to the past 250 million years, the Earth is currently enduring a relative cold spell, possibly about four degrees Celsius below average. Over the past 120 years, though, data indicate that the average global temperature of the Earth has increased by nearly one degree Celsius. The featured visualization video depicts Earth's recent global warming in graphic terms. The depicted temperatures are taken from the Goddard Institute for Space Studies' Surface Temperature Analysis. Already noticeable by many, Earth's recent warming trend is causing sea levels to rise, precipitation patterns to change, and pole ice to melt. Few now disagree that recent global warming is occurring, and the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) has concluded that we humans have created a warming surge that is likely to continue. A continuation could impact many local agricultures and even the global economy. Although there seems to be no simple solutions, geoengineering projects that might help...

[pure sinew]

for people on mobile who wonder what the above astro pic of the day is and can't see the video for some reason: here's two stills from near the end of the video

[eternal thorn]

Does it matter what psu cables I get?

I have this currently https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00IKDETOW/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&th=1

Was thinking of getting some cleaner lookin cables for it.

[sterile tartan]

[dusty magnet]

Wtf

A fly just flew into my armpit

[dusty magnet]

Cablemod has some really nice custom cables

Used them on my rig

[opaque tartan]

Janine!

Remind me again what was good about living in this bullshit tardhole?

Told you I'm moving as soon as

There was a reason I left all those times before

[eternal thorn]

name it

[dusty magnet]

Armpit Fly.

Rmptfly for short

[opaque tartan]

They're both an accident, if you inseminate then that's surely the mistake you mean

Only a moron wouldn't know that

[dusty magnet]

Nate

I need

A joint

[opaque tartan]

@dusty magnet what happened earlier, did Alex Jones join the server?

[dusty magnet]

Hahaha

[opaque tartan]

I'll smoke with you bro

Had one yesterday

[dusty magnet]

Been on vacation with my fam and didn't bring any with me :(

[opaque tartan]

That's good

Spend quality time with them

[dusty magnet]

Yeah definitely

[opaque tartan]

Get stoned any other time

NGL

Would be good

Family can suck

But I think you're alright

[dusty magnet]

I lucked out, my family is dope

[opaque tartan]

Exactly

And you grew up in Simpsons Town

[dusty magnet]

Haha that's right I did

Springtucky as we call it

[opaque tartan]

You're playing Young Comic Book Guy

[opaque tartan]

Love this

[dusty magnet]

Yes, the real Springfield is just as weird as the one in the show lmfao

[opaque tartan]

I'm gonna visit one day, putting it on bucket list

[dusty magnet]

Hahaha

I'll buy you a beer

[opaque tartan]

Yay

I'll drink that beer

And then I'll order some whiskeys

If we're walking we did it wrong

[dusty magnet]

Touché

I fell asleep in a bucket of vomit a few weeks ago lmao

[verbal pelican]

And perform this.

https://youtu.be/TyWVaZsUQjc

[opaque tartan]

YESSSS

@verbal pelican He's a regular Rory Calhoun

[opaque tartan]

How tf did you do that

[dusty magnet]

A lot of alcohol

[opaque tartan]

I don't drink much anymoe

Flamin' Moe

[verbal pelican]

That sounds dangerous, Bee.

[dusty magnet]

I drank way too much and was pukin in a bucket, ended up dozing off and went face first into it 🤦

[dusty magnet]

Not my finest moment

This is why I prefer weed tbh

[verbal pelican]

Mhm. Oddly specific, but the worst that can happen with weed is you might finish a whole jar of nutella.

[dusty magnet]

Also hi Donna! Feel like I haven't seen you around in ages

[dusty magnet]

Exactly

[verbal pelican]

Hello there. Heh, yeah, I was away for a minute there.

How are you?

[dusty magnet]

Livin life 😎

[verbal pelican]

Still running that store?

[dusty magnet]

Nah not anymore. Fixing computer at BestBuy now

Computers*

[opaque tartan]

Fixing Best Buy

[dusty magnet]

Pretty much lmao

[verbal pelican]

Oh wow. That's nice. Are you enjoying it? I remember you liking your previous job.

[dusty magnet]

Loving it. I'm basically getting paid to build PCs which is pretty much all I've ever wanted so 🤷

It's pretty dope

[verbal pelican]

Beside building star wars pieces. Heh, good on you. 🙂

[dusty magnet]

Wbu?

@opaque tartan my co-workers got me into magic 🤦

[opaque tartan]

Stock up on vitamin d tablets, you're not gonna see much sun

[dusty magnet]

It's true lmao

Next thing I know I'll be moving into my mom's basement

[opaque tartan]

I met a lady

[dusty magnet]

I knew you could do it!

[sterile tartan]

Not like there's much in the way of vitamin d in Oregon anyways

[dusty magnet]

It's called depression season for a reason

[sterile tartan]

Sun is at the wrong angle up here in the PNW lol

[dusty magnet]

Tho I did get burnt to a crisp today ngl

[sterile tartan]

That's the fun part. It's mean without the benefits

[dusty magnet]

Hahaha

[opaque tartan]

HAH

I really can't

And I'm sick of people asking me why I'm not taken

[dusty magnet]

😎

[somber falcon]

Summerbreak is over for me 😌

[somber falcon]

I hate that too

[opaque tartan]

It's such a pile of shit

I don't settle, period.

@mint spear @thick stump everyone is taling about AJ but nobody is talking about Leon Edwards

Beat the best pound for pound welterweight champion

But let's talk about the Olympic washout...

[tender marlin]

Fair

I have a slivers deck I’m trying to sell still. It’s the last piece of evidence that I’ve ever played magic

[verbal pelican]

Why are you not taken?

Taken.. such a possessive word.

[opaque tartan]

Dick'ead 🤣

[opaque tartan]

It's that and also, who tf says I should have settled for an unfulfilling unhappy relationship like most people I know

[thick stump]

that knockout was brutal, got taken straight to hospital

[opaque tartan]

Leon bruv....

Muhfuckas slept on Leon

Masvidal talked shit

Won some bullshit belt in a bullshit fight

Leon knocked out fkn Usman

@hallow isle @limber fractal here, you two love Crocs

[winged badge]

good morning, good morning

🙂 👋

gotta go to the bank

cash in a check

haven't done that in a lonnng time

[somber falcon]

Same. I'm happy alone 😊

[teal raptor]

goddammit!!

I got up and felt like trash

my head hurts and I have a small fever

I called my company to say I'm staying home

I absolutely can't focus in this condition

might go back to bed

[winged badge]

@teal raptor aw, sorry to hear that bro. yeah, try to drink plenty of fluids, go back to bed, get more rest, and i hope you get well soon.

[teal raptor]

BK, FRIEND

yeah, it's prolly nothing serious

the weather has changed tremendously here, could also be that

some people are sensitive to it

https://imgur.com/gallery/epAWuK5

[winged badge]

i'm one of those people

anyway, get some rest 🛌

[teal raptor]

hehe

KLINSK DEAD

🎉

[opaque tartan]

Who wants to see some kittens?

[night bobcat]

Me

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-hi-cute-kitten-cat-gif-14881975

[teal raptor]

who wants to see Klinsk

[zenith pebble]

yeah you do look like Liam Neeson

[primal kelp]

test

[zenith pebble]

test

[ocean pebble]

@zenith pebble when guy fox x7 walks in:

[primal kelp]

guy fox x7 > guy fox x6

[ember pasture]

Well eh, sure

[zenith pebble]

yeah i will gaze upon a klinsk

[zenith pebble]

EXCUSE ME WHO IS THIS IMPOSTER?

[opaque tartan]

@elder shale @night bobcat @limber fractal @sterile tartan

Fucking ridiculous

[elder shale]

cuties

[opaque tartan]

I don't have any skills

Except what I did for the past hour

[night bobcat]

Adorable

[zenith pebble]

i like the cats

good acts

[ember pasture]

That's cute

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/mybc-cat-hug-cat-love-quotes-looking-cat-gif-25340521

[ember pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-confused-curious-what-stare-gif-13534509

[dim egret]

I upset people

I raided the Rust server owners base and didnt realize until it was too late

Now he angy

[elder shale]

Isn't that the point of Rust

People raiding each other

It's why I don't like it

[dim egret]

It is

But he is constantly getting offline raided

And i did it to him this time

Offlines kinda suck, because you dont even get a chance to retailiate or make an effort to stop them

I mean, i would be upset if i got raided and i didnt instigate it. But now. I totally deserve it lol

[ember pasture]

[ocean pebble]

Joe

[heady bolt]

Cat posting

[ocean pebble]

Solid catpost

[verbal pelican]

Wewj catgalore

[verbal pelican]

Are these yours? And is that a children's poang chair?

[opaque tartan]

No, the lady I went to visit

And yes it's a kids chair

She has two kids

And two cats

[verbal pelican]

..went to visit?

Like, were you offering them salvation? Or 'gasms?

Could be both I s'pose.

[ocean pebble]

Don’t you think that’s a bit of a personal question?

[rare mauve]

Dang I thought Joe returned

[ocean pebble]

Joe Mama

[opaque tartan]

My gasms are salvation

[ocean pebble]

And there’s the typical Nate response

[verbal pelican]

Clearly not, or else I wouldn't ask.

[rare mauve]

How dare you sully joes name. He was the best admin here back in the day

[ocean pebble]

What?

Sorry

Must have been before my time

[rare mauve]

I’m just messing with you

[ocean pebble]

Oh

[rare mauve]

Yes he was before your time

[rare mauve]

Cat

[ember pasture]

Remind me again, who is the leader of Russia?

[primal kelp]

Joe mama

the dog is cute but the shedding irks me

[maiden seal]

its okay, i can live with it lol

theres no stopping it anyways

[primal kelp]

shave the dog ez fix

[maiden seal]

she dont like

[maiden seal]

also

[chilly canyon]

kittos

[ember pasture]

[chilly canyon]

that first one has an adorable nose

like he dipped it in ink

[teal raptor]

https://imgur.com/gallery/0QmD0Fk

that nap was good

gonna head in early tonight

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-headbutt-head-butt-gif-15030462

[ember pasture]

Uh what's with the black cat's ear tho? The left one specifically

[elder shale]

Probably a street kitty

That's been spayed or vaccinated (or both), usually both

[ember pasture]

So that's some kind of markings I guess?

[primal kelp]

yes

some places do that to show that they have been spayed

[chilly canyon]

It's pretty normal for stray cats to be taken in and spayed/neutered and then be put back. It decreases pregnancies in the area way more than it would just removing the cat completely

I don't know if all places do it but I know some also treat them for worms and stuff to decrease spread.

[ember pasture]

I see, my country doesn't do that kind of stuff so excuse my ignorance

[opaque tartan]

Who is this tasty morsel of puss?

[ocean pebble]

I’m so sorry, but you set yourself up for this one…
Vladimir Putin this weiner in ya mouth

[ember pasture]

That was my line you cheeky bastard

[verbal pelican]

Heh, Schrodinger, he's almost 6 now.

I also got a kitten last year, but she's hiding from my overenthusiastic doggos.

[opaque tartan]

Adorable!

[ocean pebble]

Schrodinger’s cat decided to make Schrodinger see how he felt

[opaque tartan]

I remember you had a doggo

Mine is around 6 now too

[verbal pelican]

3 :x

[opaque tartan]

Was thinking about her when she was a kitten today after seeing those two

[verbal pelican]

3 dogs, 2 cats

[opaque tartan]

Living the life mate

[verbal pelican]

Haha, you got any pictures from the day you got her?

[opaque tartan]

That's how I grew up, lots of dogs

[verbal pelican]

Yeah, but back then they didn't cost as much. I pay far less on my Bupa.

[opaque tartan]

Always have them to hand

[opaque tartan]

Yo, my Tesco insurance went up

[verbal pelican]

Ohmygod! Such a lil cutie!

[opaque tartan]

But it puts my mind at ease

[opaque tartan]

I'm in love with her

[verbal pelican]

Don't blame you. Who could resist that face.

Where do you leave her when you travel?

[opaque tartan]

I just don't if I can't take her

That's simple

Or a friend could maybe feed her

I just don't want to leave her

[verbal pelican]

Nah, that's fair. Finding pet friendly hotels is a nightmare though.

I keep ending up at the same places instead of spending hours researching for new ones.

Right, that was a lot of DS3. I should have a coffee and get some studying done.

[civic ferry]

If you haven't yet, give your mental health a favor and don't look up the details on the Shrodinger's Cat theoretical experiment nor pavlov's dogs.

[chilly canyon]

I cannot wait until I get my roly poly cat

Today's the first day of school for many school districts isn't it

School busses and kids of all ages with backpacks

[civic ferry]

A tad early, isn't it??

[chilly canyon]

Is it?

[civic ferry]

Over a week from the end of august

[chilly canyon]

A lot of colleges in my area are starting today

though the state colleges start in September

[civic ferry]

Colleges usually get in sooner so people can get settled, I think

[chilly canyon]

My mother's a high school teacher and her kids start today

[civic ferry]

Regional differences, I suppose

Labor Day has always been the traditional starting point, with the date moving a few days into August with more weather day allocations

[chilly canyon]

That's how it was for me when I was in college

[ember pasture]

||My university semester started on July tho||

[chilly canyon]

That's a summer class then!

When does it end?

[ember pasture]

Should be ending in 3 weeks, I'm at week 9 already

[chilly canyon]

Definitely a summer semester class

[ember pasture]

Yeah, we have 3 3 months semesters each year, with the last one stretching all the way to January next year

[chilly canyon]

that's unique. We usually have big breaks in January

The class structure is probably better. 4 month semesters consistently burn people out

[zenith pebble]

there are universities that do similar odd schedules in the US, one i know near me is Drexel University

they either have trimesters or quarters or something

[ember pasture]

I mean, maybe because it's Australian?

[civic ferry]

US does toi

[zenith pebble]

here we have a long chrismas break

usually most of it is in january i thin

[cold patio]

You guys are in University ?

[chilly canyon]

week of christmas and then half way through January?

Not anymore

[cold patio]

I'm in middle school lol

[zenith pebble]

not anymore, i finished up for the second time a couple years ago now

2019

[cold patio]

Is the university hard ?

[zenith pebble]

depends on your major

[chilly canyon]

^

[zenith pebble]

depends on the university

[cold patio]

Ivy League seems hard

[chilly canyon]

also depends on your test taking abilities

[zenith pebble]

ivy league is exclusive more than hard

[chilly canyon]

Ivy league is much harder to get into rather than go through

[zenith pebble]

yeah for sure

[chilly canyon]

it's also very much not worth it

cost wise

[zenith pebble]

but like, someone would rather go to MIT for engineering than Harvard

[ember pasture]

We don't have a long christmas break tbh

[maiden seal]

learn a trade

[cold patio]

Well i never cheat and i have a general score of 8.5/10 on all my tests

[maiden seal]

👍🏻

[ember pasture]

How expensive are they tho?

[zenith pebble]

where were u when i was 17?

[maiden seal]

lmao im sorry fox

[chilly canyon]

I'd have to google that. My state college was 10k a year

[zenith pebble]

its all good, just took me a couple tries to figure it out lol

[cold patio]

That's very expensive

[chilly canyon]

ivy league college is average 56k a year

[maiden seal]

learn a trade

[ember pasture]

So like 40k for the whole course?

[chilly canyon]

Yes

For me it was 40k since I did a 4 year

[zenith pebble]

https://admissions.temple.edu/costs-aid-scholarships/tuition-costs

[cold patio]

Have you made good use of it ?

[maiden seal]

i mean unless college is genuinely what you wanna do

[ember pasture]

Same lol, our course is just 3 years, but still 40k tuition fee tho

[zenith pebble]

Temple University is a public university.... $17,136 a year

[cold patio]

Like, do you use maths to shoot correctly in NMS ? (Theorems to calculate bullet trajectories)

[chilly canyon]

I got into one of the big four companies of the US, so very useful. But I would say that it matters more where you go more than how you do in your curriculum or what major you really get. I only got my job because I went to a school that was deeply connected with the businesses, so they actively scout out graduates

[zenith pebble]

i feel like NMS is probably hit scan

[cold patio]

Wdym

[zenith pebble]

maybe some projectile cals with the bomb launchers

[cold patio]

Well i'm gonna suffer at university...

[night bobcat]

Every projectile path procedural

[ember pasture]

Tbh, the only reason I went to university is to dodge conscription and getting my ass beaten by mister senior conscriptovich

[cold patio]

Being a doctor requires very hard work

[ember pasture]

Ended loving it tho

[chilly canyon]

if you do go through university, make sure to do it in person. The social experience is worth more than the degree

[zenith pebble]

so there are typically two types of bullet trajectories used in games

• hit scan: when the bullet goes exactly where your crosshair is
• then the other kind with projectile drop and stuff like apex legends

[cold patio]

You sent this literally every day for a long time

[ember pasture]

Lmao yeah, studying online sucks

[ember pasture]

[cold patio]

Use search

[cold patio]

What's Apex ?

[chilly canyon]

Gotta get that fluid intake every day

[zenith pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/wanted-bullet-curved-bullet-bending-bullet-gif-15833965

[ember pasture]

Sippy sippy lmao

[zenith pebble]

apex legends, big battle royale video game

[chilly canyon]

Uses a lot of content from titanfall

[night bobcat]

That's how I spin bullets too

[cold patio]

Fun fact : cats can't consume cow milk, would make them sick

[cold patio]

Pegi what ?

[zenith pebble]

it doesnt use content from Titanfall, its an expansion of that universe which actually shows the apex games

[chilly canyon]

o h

[zenith pebble]

so i mean technically it does because it should?

[ember pasture]

Yeah, lactose intolerance and stuff

[chilly canyon]

Fun fact : I can't consume cow milk, would make me sick

I also can't consume eggs

[zenith pebble]

so no egg milk shakes then

[chilly canyon]

I'm like a vegetarian but instead of no meat yes products, I'm no products yes meat

[cold patio]

That exists ?

[zenith pebble]

well, egg nog exists, so im pretty sure egg nog milkshakes exist

but i dont really know what egg nog is soooo, who knows

[maiden seal]

i wonder if egg nog is good

[zenith pebble]

an egg nog milkshake seems very realistic though

[ember pasture]

Egg nog? Never heard of 'em tho

[chilly canyon]

egg nog is basically an egg milkshake but alcoholic

[ember pasture]

[maiden seal]

oh

[zenith pebble]

well egg nog isnt alcoholic off the shelf, you have to alcoholize it

[chilly canyon]

WHAT

[zenith pebble]

at least not in the US

[ember pasture]

What

[zenith pebble]

its like cinnamon egg milk

[maiden seal]

oh yeah

[chilly canyon]

I thought all egg nog was alcoholic

[zenith pebble]

i see it in grocery stores with the milk, no alcohol

its just extremely common to purchase and put alcohol in at holiday parties, prob where its most used

i dont really know anyone who just drinks egg nog

[chilly canyon]

That's the only setting I've seen it in besides in cooking

[zenith pebble]

just like wine

[chilly canyon]

mm christmas turkey cooked with wine

[maiden seal]

i cant wait for christmas

i love winter

[zenith pebble]

i can wait, oh god i need to shop for stuff again

[chilly canyon]

Winter is nice but I love going outside too much to adore it

[maiden seal]

see i like winter outdoors

not in

[zenith pebble]

i love going outside in winter

[maiden seal]

yes fox!

[zenith pebble]

all bundled up, layin in a thick sheet of snow like its a comfy cold memory foam mattress

[safe path]

I got an interview for the software dev position I applied for!!!

[chilly canyon]

Let's GOO

[zenith pebble]

just gotta have the right equipment! 🙂

[ember pasture]

We have a semi tropical weather here so winter is always like 10 degrees ish everyday

[safe path]

This Thursday

[zenith pebble]

poggers nat

[ember pasture]

It's kinda pleasant ngl

[zenith pebble]

glhf

[maiden seal]

i dont even get snow

[safe path]

I did take today off work for my mental health tbh but I booted my work lappy and see the interview email

[ember pasture]

Oooh nice, congrats on getting the interview tho

[maiden seal]

i wish i did

I hate the beach 🥲

[ember pasture]

[zenith pebble]

im not a beach person either

[chilly canyon]

They're hard to like

[zenith pebble]

gimme a dense forest

[maiden seal]

for reall

[ember pasture]

Beach are crowded most of the time, and sandy too

[maiden seal]

i want to move to my grandmothers lol

howell michigan

dirt roads

forests

snow

farms

[ember pasture]

I hate sand, it's coarse, rough and it gets everywhere

[chilly canyon]

Hiking trails are better than beaches

[maiden seal]

[zenith pebble]

man, a nice summer day, hiking around under the shade of trees, listen to the birbs and the critters

maybe come across a lake

[chilly canyon]

Or a waterfall

[ember pasture]

I'd bring my camera along for such trips lol

[chilly canyon]

You can relax and look at toads or go rock climbing with your insane partner

[maiden seal]

i must buy an old camera

take some nice pictures

[ember pasture]

Digital cameras you mean?

[zenith pebble]

i just bring my phone, but still pretty good these days, cameras are nicer though

film camera

[ember pasture]

Yeah, since I've got one, so why not use it lol

[zenith pebble]

walking into the forest with this mfer

[chilly canyon]

I visited my parents this last week and they live near a set of hiking trails that goes next to a waterfall, and it's a little tradition in the area for people to paint rocks and hide them along the trails. If you find them, you move them around to where others might peek

I found one and we climbed up the waterfall to put it on top so people could see it from the overlook

[zenith pebble]

you should collect them all and build a big cairn

[ember pasture]

That's one bulky mf lmao

[maiden seal]

no, i forget what its called

let me find

[zenith pebble]

film camera?

[chilly canyon]

those poloroids?

[eternal thorn]

Non digital cameras

[chilly canyon]

polaroid

[zenith pebble]

analog cameras duh, just like electricalonics

[ember pasture]

Mfs like this one?

[maiden seal]

i want a VHS cam

[zenith pebble]

that one of those good lenses

ohjjjj

[chilly canyon]

That's one of those really expensive things

[ember pasture]

Well, it is, a bit old at this point tho

[zenith pebble]

i loved playing with my parents handheld video camera when i was a kid

[thick stump]

wouldn't mind an upgrade. Still rocking a Canon 600d

[ember pasture]

I got it back in high school, one reliable mf it was

[zenith pebble]

"Camcorder" they were called

[maiden seal]

ohhh

sorry im gen z

[ember pasture]

Still functional actually, I just don't use it much now

[thick stump]

some old cameras can be worth a fortune

[zenith pebble]

i didnt remember until i just googled lol, and they were a big part of my childhood

no apology needed

there are a lot on ebay for pretty cheap

[ember pasture]

It's still useful I guess?

[zenith pebble]

still takes high quality pics?

[maiden seal]

i like the low quality

[fast fable]

got Spiderman on pc and the ray tracing on pc is so cool

[ember pasture]

You mean my camera? I was talking about those camcorders

[maiden seal]

the static effect too

it can be made with the VHS camcorders

this

[thick stump]

takes me back

having to rewind to watch from the beginning

[maiden seal]

im gonna make some nice videos

[ember pasture]

Kinda reminds me of those NATOwaves videos people post on NCD

[maiden seal]

im pretty sure all you uad to do to do that effect was mess with the VHS

[ember pasture]

[zenith pebble]

or get charged an extra fee when you return it to blockbuster

you didnt rewind!

[thick stump]

they charged for that?

[zenith pebble]

there were places that charged a rewinding fee yeah

idk if blockbuster did, but probably

[primal kelp]

how much was it

[thick stump]

i miss just walking into a place like blockbuster, we had a hmv which was similar but a lot of them are closing down

[eternal thorn]

Reminder that a DVD rewinder was invented

[primal kelp]

i remember when redbox first started

[thick stump]

i remember using lovefilm quite a lot

great for renting games too

[primal kelp]

wonder if blockbuster wouldve survived if they went into electronics

[thick stump]

think that's how HMV are just about surviving

[zenith pebble]

like a dollar or something

or if blockbuster had competently adapted to compete with netflix when they should have

[thick stump]

makes me want to see a return from Woolworths, those in the UK will know

[tribal siren]

Woolies

[thick stump]

hah yeees

[teal raptor]

man

bed feels so blissful when you're sick

I wish I could lay in it all day

oh wwait, I am

🤩

I drank like 4 litres of water today

water never tasted so good

[zenith pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/thirsty-drinking-from-faucet-water-gif-22834892

[maiden seal]

i always drink water

[teal raptor]

bleh, I'm sweating

my temp has risen to 38,8 °C

sick

[cursive light]

time for a water break

[elder shale]

have you tried

ice

[teal raptor]

no

[zenith pebble]

38.8 seems high, lemme do the math

(38.8 +32)*(9/5)=

nope i did somethin wrong

if you have a temperature of 127 deg F you prob not chattin on the ol cord

[eternal thorn]

Thats what we call a high fever

A really high fever

[zenith pebble]

ohhhh you do the 9/5 before the +32

[38.8*(9/5)]+32=101.84

still very high

not hospital high, but def feel super poopy high

The maximum body temperature a human can survive is 108.14°F (42.3°C). At higher temperatures the body turns into scrambled eggs: proteins are denatured and the brain gets damaged irreparably. Cold water draws out body heat.

[civic ferry]

oh, here you are.
I assume that temperature is internal?

[zenith pebble]

yeah

like, your thermometer reading or whatever

yeah i initially misposted this in othergames lol

[civic ferry]

right, right. Was just saying, we have higher than that for normal life these days, lol

[zenith pebble]

yeah external temps we can survive much higher than that lol

i was thinkin about how at 105 you gotta go to the hospital, and then wondered how much higher a human can go

why gifs no copy paste 😧

https://tenor.com/view/greenzo-30rock-david-schwimmer-while-youre-out-there-destroying-the-earth-ill-be-saving-it-gif-7643952

[civic ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/doubt-press-x-press-la-noire-gif-18717264

[dry bison]

https://tenor.com/view/we-didnt-start-the-fire-billy-joel-80s-music-always-burning-hot-gif-18200905

[jaunty copper]

that looks a little like john c reilly

tbh

[zenith pebble]

young him

[civic ferry]

one of the bigger disappointments in my life was learning how little recycling actually saves

[zenith pebble]

its the hair and hairline and jawline maybe

[jaunty copper]

yeah

[dry bison]

https://tenor.com/view/its-lit-lit-on-fire-awesome-amazing-gif-5239869

[jaunty copper]

lol

[zenith pebble]

yeah, unfortunately recycling isn't profitable enough to do well

[jaunty copper]

it's the same picture

[zenith pebble]

super cool and awesome, thanks money grubbers

[dry bison]

Eventually it will be.

People will really like breathing

The value of breathing will go up

[zenith pebble]

we have "single stream recycling" where everything just gets dumped together in a big truck, and i wonder if its a placebo

[dry bison]

The cost of breathing

[zenith pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/spaceballs-president-clean-air-can-gif-23137839

[dry bison]

Whats next? Social media Influencer air called Derriere?

[zenith pebble]

also the flavors

[jaunty copper]

i do not need derriere-flavored air thx

[zenith pebble]

that one is salt-free, but Perri-air "Ocean Spray" would need a hint of sea salt

[civic ferry]

it's really hard to separate out properly

[zenith pebble]

Derri-air already exists in the form of fart scented stink bombs lol

[civic ferry]

there are manual pickers on the other end, in addition to magnets and such

[dry bison]

Man that would probably sell like ass on vegas. Can of air called Derriere

[civic ferry]

canned in druidia

[zenith pebble]

indeed

familiar with the film?

https://tenor.com/view/megamaid-spaceballs-gif-18117191

[civic ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-idiocracy-stupid-gif-16970151

[civic ferry]

haha, yes

[zenith pebble]

good good

your gif would have me believe that you're... Not Sure

[civic ferry]

I was looking for the bottled air bit

[zenith pebble]

ohhh from idiocracy?

[dry bison]

haha this face.

[dry bison]

Looks like a muppet

[zenith pebble]

i upload gif from phone, it show as not gif, WHY

[dry bison]

Like Bert and Ernie come to life

[zenith pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/i-like-money-frito-idiocracy-gif-3480249

[civic ferry]

wait, I mixing up idiocracy and the lorax?

[zenith pebble]

i have a good one on my phone i use, sorry, this is one of my fav gifs from that one lol

[civic ferry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWZUp2KF5ls

[zenith pebble]

maybe? idk

[teal raptor]

I love watching FightinCowboy

guy has amazing playthroughs

LOL

they're actually winning 🤣

[civic ferry]

2/0 such excitement

[safe path]

https://www.reddit.com/r/nononono/comments/wv5fni/bro_tested_his_luck/?ref=share&ref_source=link
Play stupid games win stupid prizes

[chilly canyon]

Yes I am so close to level 5

Now that I am more active, being sick is terrible. I can't go to the gym or bake for friends.. and my partner doesn't want to go for a walk because they're constantly crying from the face holes. I can't start a puzzle because I'm about to move.

I already did all of the chores.

I suppose now is the time to game

[pale fern]

Get Risk of Rain 2!

[chilly canyon]

Blegh

That game is only fun with friends!

I'm gonna play a random game from my partner's account and earn trading cards on steam

Man's had humble bundle for way too long

[dry bison]

I've had humble since 2017

[chilly canyon]

it's just so worth it

[primal kelp]

i stopped paying for it bc it wasnt worth it

[dry bison]

Given you can suspend your account at no loss and just resume it on the fly with all of the bells and whistles, I'd agree

[primal kelp]

i dont play a lot of the games

[chilly canyon]

if you only like a few games, then I can see how it wouldn't be worth it

[dry bison]

I just suspend the months they try and sell me shit that I already own

[chilly canyon]

We usually just give friends games

I like playing the small indie games so it's worth it for us

[safe path]

I think something's wrong with this hamburger patty. It must be like fucking plutonium

[dry bison]

I wonder what's going on with xcom that they're pushing so many discounts right now

[safe path]

That is an actual food in MyFitnessPal

[dry bison]

Market wide, there are discounts on Xcom games

Is a new xcom coming out?

[chilly canyon]

whoever makes it must really dislike hamburger patties

[primal kelp]

its not that surprising tho

[dry bison]

I'm guessing it's a bug in the app

Speaking of bugs, Apple announced some interesting problems with apple products yesterday

[chilly canyon]

ooh like what

[dry bison]

Security flaws

[chilly canyon]

Always fun

[dry bison]

https://www.cbc.ca/news/business/apple-security-flaw-full-control-1.6556039

Intruders can impersonate device's owner and run any software in their name

[eternal thorn]

Why the fuck is a g502 se so cheap

[dry bison]

A light bulb?

Oh the mouse

[chilly canyon]

awesome. Even with their private systems and UI, it's still just as bad as every other type of tech service

[primal kelp]

the old ones are cheap

the new ones are decently priced still

[dry bison]

Looking at it right now. The G502 looks cheaply manufactured.

[primal kelp]

its solid

[dry bison]

$80 isn't cheap for that

[eternal thorn]

G502 is actually good

Been using it for years

[primal kelp]

g502 is like the most popular mouse

for gaming

[dry bison]

I use a Rival 500. Have been for years., Works great

[primal kelp]

for wired at least

[eternal thorn]

Its just that for some reason the 502 SE is on sale in front of me for $40

[dry bison]

Best buy discount

[primal kelp]

the hero is $40 too

amazon

[eternal thorn]

Lmao, regular hero is still $150 at best buy

But they do price match

[safe path]

mhm

[dry bison]

I see the hero for $40.99

I had to laugh. The advert says "4 payments starting at $10.25"

[safe path]

yeah pay over time with affirm, quite common

[primal kelp]

lmao $20 mouse pad

[safe path]

only 20$ mouse pad you should get is LTT northen lights desk pad 😛

https://www.lttstore.com/products/deskpad

[dry bison]

I don't know. I have a lot of buttons on my mouse. This one only looks like it has the three thumb buttons

[primal kelp]

g502?

[dry bison]

Mine has six optional thumb buttons

[primal kelp]

G502 has an abundance of buttons lol

[dry bison]

The only finger there isn't really a button for is the baby finger.

[safe path]

g502

right here

I have specialty grips on it

sorry g502 hero*

[primal kelp]

i use a razer viper ultimate

[primal kelp]

recently bought some slides for the mouse since the old adhesive was coming off

[eternal thorn]

I like Omen cases

That lil diamond is neat

[primal kelp]

using tiger ice mouse feet

i should get some grips

[dry bison]

The only g502 I see on amazon here is a renewed one

Well....2. 2 left in stock

[primal kelp]

weird

[safe path]

I bet there is more than 2, they just do that to make people desperation buy to get it before out of stock

[dry bison]

There are other brands with the G502 model too weird

KBREE is trying to sell a shit copycat of the mouse for $20

[primal kelp]

ur amazon is weird

the first handful of results are logitech

[dry bison]

Ugh. Pinched my spine. That did not feel good.

Took an NSAID and relaxing. Hopefully that helps

[safe path]

https://www.reddit.com/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid/comments/wuysxr/you_are_aware_that_youre_the_only_one_who_didnt/

[ocean pebble]

So how is everyone doing this evening?

[chilly canyon]

I'm playing a typing game

[ocean pebble]

Cool

[primal kelp]

about to pass out

[chilly canyon]

I didn't know people still made typing games. I get to ride a giant fox

[primal kelp]

but hungry

[ocean pebble]

Eat and then pass out

[chilly canyon]

Also my throat is so sore I cannot speak very well

[sterile tartan]

Pass out in food

[chilly canyon]

Eat light though or you won't sleep well

[primal kelp]

that requires me to be awake

[sterile tartan]

dont actually

[ocean pebble]

That sucks, hope ya feel better soon

[chilly canyon]

Thank you. Hopefully it only lasts a day

[ocean pebble]

Hopefully

[primal kelp]

gonna sleep early i guess and eat in the morning

[ocean pebble]

Feeling bad always sucks

Suppose you’ll have an excuse for a big breakfast then

[primal kelp]

when im really hungry i tend to eat less

[ocean pebble]

Huh

Okay then

Can’t say I tend to do the same

[primal kelp]

yeah its weird like im full quicker

[ocean pebble]

Maybe you’re just eating faster?

[primal kelp]

i thought that too but ive done this while eating out and count the plates

def less

[ocean pebble]

Ok

I suppose it makes sense

In a way

[safe path]

I ate peak furry trash xD

@elder shale kitty!

[elder shale]

THE MURDERER

and kitty

[safe path]

Yeah watching pawn Stars in this lady brought in a wanted poster for John Wilkes Booth for the assassination of President Abraham Lincoln

She's asking $225,000 for it

[dim egret]

slime?

slime

[sterile tartan]

There were like 15 ravens, or big crows I can never tell
But some of them look young so I think it's a few families. Anyway they keep landing on the roof next to our building

[dim egret]

@eternal thornhi

[safe path]

@dim egret hai

[dim egret]

@safe pathshoo

[safe path]

Roooood

[dim egret]

rude*

[safe path]

Ruwude

[eternal thorn]

So ASUS determined both of the motherboards that came with defects are CID.

Customer induced damage.

[safe path]

Typical asus

Screwing the customer

[mint spear]

Sus

[safe path]

Did y'all know that a pregnant horse can run faster than non-pregnant horse?

And the reason why is cuz it has two horsepower

[eternal thorn]

[chilly canyon]

hahaha

[ember pasture]

Lol, good thing I don’t use asus

[safe path]

Also I am 1.3lbs from weight loss surgery required weight. I can't wait! I go in next Monday for the pre surgery appointment

[ember pasture]

Oh cool, good luck with the surgery

[safe path]

So since June 27th I've lost 52lbs roughly

So happy

[ember pasture]

[dusty magnet]

Forgs

[safe path]

Beee I like it!

That element hate is legit!

[dusty magnet]

Haha thanks;

!*

[safe path]

At least I'm pretty sure that's element right skateboard company?

[dusty magnet]

It's old and gross

Yeah it is

[maiden seal]

yes

[safe path]

Haha you see I'm pretty decent remembering this stuff. Thank you, Tony hawk's pro skater lol

[maiden seal]

its fiiine

i didnt even notice the third frog..

[dusty magnet]

There were hundreds

[safe path]

Forg

[maiden seal]

i cant wait for skate 4

[dusty magnet]

All hail the hypnotoad

[chilly canyon]

If you hypnotize a frog into thinking its a bee, will it lick the flowers or rub its butt on them

[dusty magnet]

Yes

[eternal thorn]

Well my g502 might still be somewhat new

But I did leave best buy with the SE

$40 was a steal imo

[sterile tartan]

https://youtube.com/shorts/byyPb1Bw2bU?feature=share

[bronze otter]

I don’t like season 3 of what we do in the shadows

What happened? It was such a good show for the first two seasons

I know everyone that plays NMS also has seen What we do in the shadows— so what exactly was the problem there with the writing in that season?

[dusty magnet]

Never heard of that show tbh

[mint spear]

I wish covid never existed

[dry bison]

Agreed

[dry bison]

Lacks space and aliens and procedural generation

[dusty magnet]

And Sean Murray

[dry bison]

@dusty magnet https://tenor.com/view/ncis-mc-gee-funny-grimace-gif-21791969

Sean Murray is a funny dude

[bronze otter]

Anus

[pliant fjord]

Astronomy Pic of the Day: Meteor and Milky Way over the Mediterranean

Explanation: Careful planning made this a nightscape to remember. First, the night itself was chosen to occur during the beginning of this year's Perseid Meteor Shower. Next, the time of night was chosen to be before the bright Moon would rise and dominate the night sky's brightness. The picturesque foreground was selected to be a rocky beach of the Mediterranean Sea in Le Dramont, France, with, at the time, île d’Or island situated near the ominously descending central band of our Milky Way Galaxy. Once everything was set and with the weather cooperating, all of the frames for this seemingly surreal nightscape were acquired within 15 minutes. What you can't see is that, on this night, the astrophotographer brought along his father who, although unskilled in modern sky-capture techniques, once made it a point to teach his child about the sky.

[sand anchor]

Someone shoot me, I hate waking up this early

[ember pasture]

[dry bison]

https://tenor.com/view/ni-gif-24790414

[mint spear]

Why is the power starting to turn off at exactly 11:56

It been happening for a few days just thought of it now

[bronze otter]

There is no war in ba sing se

[tender marlin]

Terraria has a lot more zelda references than I remember ;-;

Took a couple month break, don’t rember those

[silent wagon]

Fun little article I found 😆
https://www.cracked.com/article_34940_a-short-history-of-calvin-and-hobbes-the-last-great-newspaper-comic.html

[silent wagon]

https://twitter.com/IGN/status/1561798110573215744?t=PfB0PVjNSlYBTqWiQQVWoQ&s=19

IGN (@IGN)

Thor: Love and Thunder will be available on Disney+ starting September 8. https://t.co/vgM4EnZ833

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Twitter · Aug 22, 2022, 7:31 PM

[upper flame]

Not a bad phone, I’m using one rn. The 3rd gen SE.

[upper flame]

Sweeeet. I finally got around to watching Spider-Man No Way Home the other day. Ended up renting it via iTunes.

It was pretty good!

[mint spear]

Did anyone else hear voices of family members coming from the woods even tho they weren't home

[upper flame]

Wut

[mint spear]

Basically hear voices of people who are not in the know near location of the house but hear the person well something mimicking the said person in the nearby forest

[teal raptor]

so I might have a bacterial infection somewhere in my body

my doctor needs a urinesample 😒

[teal raptor]

https://imgur.com/gallery/dxzkAHT

meanwhile in New Zealand

[thick stump]

this stuff makes me cringe so much

[night bobcat]

@sterile tartan Your cult I think ^

[jaunty copper]

Sheps

[sterile tartan]

Lol

[cold patio]

Here is a very deep shower thought :

• A wallet is a pocket that you put in a pocket

• I've woken up over 10,000 times and I'm still not used to it

[elder shale]

It's about as deep as............ your pocket

[cold patio]

• When you drop a soap on the floor, is the floor clean, or the soap dirty ?

[cold patio]

Very funny...

[elder shale]

Yes, I'm hilarious - thank you

[cold patio]

You were a mod ?

I read your profile (like Red)

[elder shale]

Yea

[cold patio]

Why'd you quit ?

It's hard becoming a moderator and you just... well... gave up

[elder shale]

People step down all the time, it's not really a big deal

[cold patio]

Yeah but, doesn't it feel... sad when you've finally accomplished something you want and you just abandon it ?

[primal kelp]

not really?

its volunteer work

[elder shale]

Yea, if I was getting paid, I'd still be a mod
rofl

[cold patio]

You have to be like, high ranked to become one

Or be an OG

[elder shale]

Anyway I was mod for almost a year, you kinda burn out - especially in a server this large

[cold patio]

Well... we're 110 k

[primal kelp]

#memes🤡 ?

[zenith pebble]

YAPYAPYAPYAPYAP

gm friendos

Code was Mod of the year

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/omg-cat-shy-gif-11222406

[hallow isle]

amazon suggests the strangest things for subscribing

A pack of shoe insoles every 3 months

[primal kelp]

if ur a warehouse worker u prob need it tbh

[eternal thorn]

wat

I was talking about the G502 SE

a mouse

[primal kelp]

who says u cant use a g502 as a phone

[upper flame]

Ohh I automatically assume SE is the iPhone SE lol

[digital heron]

hello old friends

[vivid verge]

Hola Como esta shorty

[digital heron]

you callin me short

😠

[vivid verge]

Wen u take an up close selfie u can see your kneecaps in your photo

So yes

[digital heron]

wut

[vivid verge]

Im just playing lol

[digital heron]

oh

huh

[vivid verge]

Wassap tho

[eternal thorn]

lmao no I wouldn't buy an apple product

[digital heron]

ça va bien, et toi?

[vivid verge]

I don't speak Spanish😭 u a better Hispanic than me lol

Or is that Port?

[steep zenith]

I speak a lil german

[eternal thorn]

Thats french prolly

[vivid verge]

The et toi threw me off

[digital heron]

yea french

i’m good, and you?

[vivid verge]

I may not speak it but I know some and certain pronunciations

Im alright, just starting my day kinda

[digital heron]

sleep well lol?

[vivid verge]

Yeah and this morning I actually didn't wake up with a bad back 😂

I just put a pillow under me for back support and I'm fine for the night

Hbu

[upper flame]

Fair fair lol

I’m just too used to iTunes and my iPhone/iPad stuff I haven’t bothered with anything else

[vivid verge]

I'm team Samsung forever

[upper flame]

Like they gave me an Android device at work to use and it’s got all this bloatware I never intend to use but it’s so easily/accidentally triggered it just pisses me off more than anything

[vivid verge]

Apple doesn't have the specs that I look for to keep up with my interests. They never really have

[zenith pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-computer-hello-on-phone-gif-12810332

[vivid verge]

I recommend trying a Galaxy S series phone

[upper flame]

Took forever for me to figure out how to disable the effing ‘Bixby’ button on the side

[vivid verge]

The hardware and software on my phones ends up having my die hard iPhone friends looking at me with a new perspective

[upper flame]

Like just barely graze my finger against it and get my apps interrupted by Bixby

Completely disrupting my work flow

[vivid verge]

Which phone u have

[upper flame]

Idk it’s called Galaxy XCover Pro

[vivid verge]

Ooh so r u s construction worker?

[upper flame]

Nah supermarket