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I like Youtube tutorials 😅
Do you wish your dog was immortal?
Then, make your dog an IMMORTAL DOG!
Man's best friend ... FOREVER!
From The Midnight Show. Late Night Fast-Paced Sketch Comedy.
Written by: Heather Anne Campbell
Directed and Edited by: Peter Atencio
Produced by: Michael Busch
Starring: Heather Anne Campbell, James Pumphrey, and Foreman the dog.
Scrolling YouTube shorts bc whatever I'm bored
I get to see a goat getting beheaded
What the fuck YouTube
i’ll get your goat
SophieTheBorzoi is excited about something (what, we don't know).
Loving this tiny pond ecosystem in this tank.
There's detritus worms too but they are practically impossible to see against the duckweed root system.
This is the tank from above with the observation lamp on.
I LOVE this !
I had a fairly large jar I put dirt in, moss, ant, various bugs
then sealed it up
15 years later, never added anything to it, the animals were STILL alive, reproducing, a pine seed ended up germinating year 1
Sorta squashed into the roof of the jar, but didnt die
I started this all off in a jar but I found I didn't have enough room to cram all the stuff I wanted in plant-wise, so I grabbed an old fish tank. XD
Ahh
Im just amazed that kind of ecosystem can last so damned long
I mean that pickle jar I used, I donated to school and it ended up being a classroom display.
If it is self-sustaining they can last pretty much forever. XD
A decade later the teacher gave me it back lol
I guess it depending on proportions. I had the right amount of everything for it to live.
These were all from the pond on the front yard that started as a sand pit.
These dudes are predators, but are vastly outnumbered by their prey, the isopods and detritus worms, and honestly prefer the fish flakes I drop in on occasion to hunting.
Here's another more sneaky aquatic isopod
And one scurrying on the underside of the duckweed.
The jar I used to have them in that I may use again.
My plants including the tank ones.
I saw Thor Love and Thunder last night and goddamn it was a good movie.Although the first 1/3 was kinda annoying(korg mostly) but the final fight and ending was crazy good. Especially the ending. Brought a smile to my face.
Yeah but your are def MCU biased Chris
lol
Wtf is happening today
https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1553845030590242818?t=jmtZ_Zv9R1zcvb7jrXEbtg&s=19
https://twitter.com/Jillhopkins/status/1553812417158778881?t=lcYo3yp0KtzDpmnFJ8MLaw&s=19
God damnit..I didn't realize fucking bananas had 48g carbs x.x
not the carbohydrates!!! D:
It's actually really bad. It means I'm not in ketosis anymore
ruh-roh
Welp it's gunna take a week to get back sadly but I'll manage
!ban 792341103927361567
@limber fractal
⛔ @solid elm (Propagandalf#0166) banned from the server.
Bet me to it
🙂
Although I can’t ban I was gonna mute for 10 days then request ban
Dont even need mod logs to know why they were banned, jesus
The pfp alone is enough
Astronomy Pic of the Day: Mountains of Dust in the Carina Nebula
Explanation: It's stars versus dust in the Carina Nebula and the stars are winning. More precisely, the energetic light and winds from massive newly formed stars are evaporating and dispersing the dusty stellar nurseries in which they formed. Located in the Carina Nebula and known informally as Mystic Mountain, these pillar's appearance is dominated by the dark dust even though it is composed mostly of clear hydrogen gas. Dust pillars such as these are actually much thinner than air and only appear as mountains due to relatively small amounts of opaque interstellar dust. About 7,500 light-years distant, the featured image was taken with the Hubble Space Telescope and highlights an interior region of Carina which spans about three light years. Within a few million years, the stars will likely win out completely and the entire dust mountain will evaporate.
looks like a skyrim skill tree ngl
Uh what pfp though? Would you kindly elaborate?

oops it's 1:30am
oops it's 1:45am
🎧
Y’all excited about starfield?

Yup 
Oof
I mean, I does that when I can’t sleep too
Just gotta fire up State of Decay 1 or 2 and the stress would make me go like: damn I kinda want to sleep
For me it’s not insomnia but a screwed up sleep schedule coupled with few daytime responsibilities due to it being summer break
That’s why i’m awake at 3 in the morning
Well nearly 3
It do be like that sometimes
2:51 to be exact
I couldn't sleep because of heat
And being bit all the time
I gave up and went to sleep to the living room
Do most buildings not have AC over there?
eeee
and it's in the hottest room in the whole house
i fucking hate itttt
you don't understand, even just going down the stairs to the second floor is a massive difference
upstairs is an oven
Huh where I live most houses have like one central AC unit to cool the whole house
yes
Which unfortunately means if it breaks there is no escape from the heat
yea we do but one of the thingies where the air should do the thing is broken
central AC is not common at all in Portugal
not least because it's fucking expensive to keep it on, I only run it for a few minutes at a time
Although since we got batteries to store excess energy for the solar panels we've been able to use it some more
electricity ain't cheap yo
Unfortunately not

I realise I'm lucky it will only be 20-27 degrees for the next two weeks where I live.
we can even sell the excess if we wanted to
Yea tomorrow it's gonna go below 30 again, thank god
above that and my body just can't handle it
Uhhh…. Celsius?
Yes
So when it was that week where it was 40+ i died
doggos, US is the only country that doesn't use celsius lol
(ok that's not really true but ye)
I do not know where they live
Dutch fren
A bit more north than Code
Lol many people don't 🤣
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So very off topic question. Whenever a YouTuber you like uploads a million different games is that a turn away or do you still enjoy his or her content? I am unsure if I want to upload Multiple games or just one
Welcome in #off-topic-bond-james-bond where you can talk about off topic stuff all you want
Generally speaking, the algorithm likes it when you stick to your lane but that can mean gaming in general or just a particular game
Depends on the channel, but I typically enjoy some variety
What about gaming channels . I cover no man’s sky and love the game but im considering playing Multiverse, Skorn, Skyrim or another game too
I mostly watch for certain content but I sometimes also watch other content from them than I originally came for.
I might can stick to a genre of games
You can also make multiple channels for multiple gernes.
This is helpful . Maybe since my theme is space , I can do starfield and other space related games
True i could
I work 12 hours so it’s difficult to have more then one channel haha
For me it really depends on the youtuber. Like some channels such as Blitz or vitamin delicious upload really differnet types of games but its still fun because of their really funny commentary lol.
Yeah having multiple channels is usually only applicable when you already get a decent portion of your income from youtube
Otherwise it’s a lot of work for not really being worthwhile
I mean look at channels like Jacksepticeye. They certainly don’t have any specific game or genre and they are some of the most popular gaming youtubers out there
I may work 12h come home then edit for like 4-5 hours .. very difficult to build an audience . I hope to retain a large audience though .
Yeah typically it on things like audiences it’s kinda an exponential growth thing. Starts off super slow but as you gain more people it grows faster
Honestly its better to start off youtube as a hobby and then if you get bigger and start to make liveable money out then switch when you are ready.
Oh yeah
That’s what I plan on doing tbh . It’s not worth working all day for Pennie’s 😂😂
Never START youtube with a plan to make a career out of it
Start it as a hobby
I started for fun
If it goes well
Then think about it
Then you can think about making it a career
But even then I personally wouldn’t take the risk
Im still unsure what type of content I wanna make of no man’s sky xD. I’m really just looking for feedback .
Too much luck involved
Yeah I have poor luck lmfao
Same. Unless people start to recognize me everywhere I go
Maybe all these different space games.
NMS, Elite dangerous, star citizen
Yeah well at that point you’re pretty much just a celebrity and don’t need to worry too much
That kind of stuff.
If people start recognizing you everywhere, you’ve already gotten past the stuff needing luck
I never want to be recognized lol
Haha yeah
Same
At that point people are gonna be all up in my business
It will get annoyinh
*annoying
Yeah I am not very good in social situations random people recognizing me would be a nightmare
Could y’all look at my channel and give feedback ?
Hmmm
Yeah sure
Maybe if my thumbnails need work or Audio?
Do it over DMs
Sure
As otherwise I don’t think it’ll agree with our self-promotion rules
Thank you
But yeah i’ll do it too
Ahh you’re right
Yeah I understand
its time for whiskey and chicken strips
Sounds like a fun time lol
Are you an HOI4 player? Lol
No
I’ve tried it before
Was too confusing
Oh
Whats HOI4?
Plus even then I don’t think 1939 geography would help much with 2022 geography lol
Hearts of Iron 4. I am bad at explaining things so your best bet is probably to look it up
Hearts of Iron 4, it’s a grand strategy game set in WW2
Starts in 1939 right?
36 or 39 I think
Was about to say “or was it 1936?” lol
I don’t play it but I watch a lot of it because I find it kinda fascinating
Unfortunately I am not very good at multitasking
So grand strategy games aren’t really my cup of tea to play
I like strategy games but damn lmao, it’s pretty hard to get into
I also enjoy strategy games
It’s just that grand strategy games are a bit too much strategy
im back with whiskey and sandwhiches
and a tall cup of baja blast
I can’t drink so i’ll take the baja blast
just get older 4head
Boom i’m now suddenly 21
awesome
Anyone here like Skyrim ?
Me
I love Skyrim and the whole Elder Scrolls universe
Very neat
Considering making a let’s play of Skyrim .. but the game is so old there isn’t much new stuff to cover 🤣🤣
I am a nerd for Elder Scrolls lore
@ocean pebble
Give me your most obscure ES lore fact then
Lol
poseidon also had sex with a horse, hence, the SeaHorse

You like AoE games? Lol
Vivec's spear, Muatra.
He married Molag Bal and then to consumate it during fun times he bit his pecker off and made it into Muatra.
Not the most obscure but it's funny
AoE?
speaking of ES
Age of Empires?
I have no one to play Stellaris with and it makes me cry
Play with me or die
Stellaris is the one grand strategy game that I have enjoyed playing
Don’t have the game tho lol
I sucked at it
But had a fun time nonetheless
I'm very good at it

I neglected building a navy until I was at war and getting obliterated
Then again
@humble portal Hey, I should get (the rest of) my paycheck this week, can play SWTOR <3
That was my first and only game of stellaris
Tbf it depends massively on your neighbours, I yeet my fleet for the first 20 years of the game or so lol
If I remember correctly
But you don't really need it; research strike craft and hold chokepoints and build star fortresses on them
ez
One of my neighbors were horse/donkey people who hated me at first but I slowly built up a mutual respect between our two civilizations
So I suppose I wasn’t bad at that stuff
The only game I almost got fucked was a neighbour that were determined exterminators
@ocean pebbleso your saying one of your neighbors was an ass person?
Needless to say I shifted into militarised economy FAST and krumped them
I suppose so lol
But yea if y'all wanna play, let me know
If I remember correctly I was a democratic insectoid species that lived on a ringworld
I have all the DLC too so y'all don't even need to buy them :))
Can buy a key for like 3 euros for the base game
What lol
jQuery time
we should plaayyyy
Perhaps I should join lol
join me in a little drinky poo
no
Path of Titans go brrr
What is
MMO where you play as a dinosaur
ooo
There isn't a whole lot to do but I like it. Because dinosaur
Have you looked into The Isle, might be right up your alley
I haven't
You play as a dinosaur too but your gameplay can vary wildly depending on the dinosaur you pick
Ooo
Like a T-Rex doesn't play the same as an herbivore dinosaur
and stuff like that
It's with other players too
Path of Titans feels kinda like those survival mobile games. Like the one where you play as a wolf and stuff. Not much to do besides small missions and stuff. I'm playing as a struthiomimus lol
You do missions to grow
I'm a juvenile still. And uh
Being monched can set your growth level progress back
Yea I can see how that'd happen
Soul super hates the game. I like it. Simple, dinosaur, rawr
I'm about halfway to the next age level
Server restarts in two minutes so I'm hiding in a log
Player names don't show. You can be all incognito
Earlier I got eaten by a sarcosuchus because I dared touch their swamp lmao
You can have multiple characters too
I think sometime soon I'll make a deinonychus
Basically just have those two dinos unlocked right now. And maybe one more? Hm
Idk. I grow the struthio
Oops almost starved
ALL OF THE DINOS
That's no bueno
oooh then you should join me and code
Also i'm going to bed so gn y'all
It's 5 in the morning lmao
What time is it over there in Portugal?
Goodnight 
I know me and Ris are in the same timezone if they want to join
But this is a thought for later
Now is time for sleep
Sleep well
Thanks
So I fell off a cliff in the game but it only took out half my health
Tanly dinosaur
Tanky
I keep almost dying of random things like
Starving
Do that to me
Yeeee
Yeeee
bbrooooo
Lmao mood
i had more of a drinky poo
Its so hot
You okay tho?
Easily worst week in awhile
Tell me about it, my naked ass with three windows open couldn't fall asleep
at 3 am I just decided to go sleep in the living room
good
Yes I sleep naked

uwu
sleepin naked bad for u tho
you fart a lot in your sleep, it has nowhere to go so you’re covering your blankets and skin in poop, where if you’re wearing underwear it mostly gets stopped there
well good thing i dont poop
and i wash my blankets and sheets monthly because i do work in the oil field
i get dirty and its guaranteed i dont get everything off in the shower

I have solved this conundrum. Sleep naked outside
trueeee
You sir, you are a genius
Almost starved again lmao
I'm not that awesome at being a dinosaur
I like
I sleep in undies
nerd
No u
nay thee
true
let the spiders have a place to sleep uwu
in your bum
@elder shale think im gonna try playing pub side instead
i forgot how god damn toxic imp side people are
lol
what origin
no idea
If you do Smuggler, I do Trooper
If you do Knight, I do Consular
and vice-versa
NOT NOW @safe path
or @icy olive
Poor person
you okay?
@elder shale
Goddamn bullfrogs
I saw that post on Imgur last week
@tiny forge can you please elaborate how a crashed
be better than another
crashed exotic. I am also learning here...i would like to learn from your experience.
I quite literally stated. An
can always be bested by another
in stats.
And thats why i am asking how....
random stats??
and also, you said 'usually'. That is from your experience, and everyone has different ones. You could find an
Exotic with lower stats than another.
You're playing with me, right?
lol
Yeah i know that .... There is like 5-10% different but not more
There's no way that simple sentence that I've explained so many times has NOT made sense to you.
For example i find a ship with 489 handling or manurverbilitt...i find another with 510-515 thats about it...it could be sheild or damage ...but thats about it
An
can always be bested by another
by stats, as every ship in a system is random but can be found again in the same system. The stats however will be different.
Yes, that's quite literally being better than a
..
You've just explained it to yourself the same way I did.
You need to read better and understand it better...if one ship has better handle it might have less sheild....so its not besting it...but its matter of personal preference
Yes, that's quite literally what I meant. It is besting it in one way.
Like squids have higher handling than other exotics types...but the ball ones are more balanced
Hey, tell @hoary hearth. They mentioned me here so I didn't cause this.
I'm telling you both.
I acknowledge that.
These aren't the droids we're looking for
LOL
I just found out there was a shooting in my neighbourhood while I was at work
some guy shot at two people who were walking a dog, they got into an arguement
the shooter didn't even bother to open his front door, he just shot right through it
The logic for the shooter probably was well. I'm in my building so I'm defending myself cuz they're trying to come into my property. I bet you they were thinking something along those lines cuz they're nut job
Worcestershire
Does anybody else drink pickle juice? It's so good
😬
ewwwwwww
You must have an interesting relationship with cats.
Also wouldnt mind a choice of sweet pickle water
i remember my sister eating chunks of butter like it was ice cream, not sure if she still does it
They serve deepfried butter at the Texas state fair
I prefer a functioning heart so I've never had it
Not if she is still with us, can't keep that up for long
Also, tell her I said to knock it off if she is
don't think she does now. Just one of the many weird things she did as a child 😄
I like butter, but wow
time for work, last shift though \o/
Woot
Wore sester shire sos
:D
@opaque tartan heh, sorry, just saw your msg. Wagwanen, bruv.
It's calm fam
Nice. How's your family?
I am in apprenticeship with a mentor for a cursus to be a Web Developer. And my mentor plays NMS too, and started Exp8, but when I use fake data, I use those in the story, with their names and all.
"So, No Man's Sky is the reason you went to sleep at 4am this night?", while laughing out loud
weeeeb
reported
Anyone here use DaVinci Resolve that I can bother all the time for such?
resooooolvee
My resolve to learn isn't as great.
But neither is anything else, so fits in.
But yea, if anyone can spare their brain cells helping me, I'd be grateful.
What's up gamers
Beeeeeeee
Wuzzup aroqdble
Weeeedddd
My cat eats mosquitoes and moths
My moth eats cats
MothmanMalarky
Do those eat your eggs?
I suppose that's the more concerning part.
If I make them scrambled, yes
What is this fake data?
But where and why.
Only the Omnissiah knows
Again I'm left out. Story of my life.
Cooking the books.
Oh but we can induct you
The Cult Mechanicus is always looking for more willing test subjects
I mean tech adepts
#fakeklinsk
I tried it once, didn't get interested one bit.
I can't fucking catch a break
Just a sore throat as of now and this is like my third time having it unfortunately
Yeap, not much you can do to avoid it.
Yeah but what pisses me off most is I was going to go to the gym today and now realistically I shouldn't because of this
I wonder if that's why I've been having well diarrhea too cuz I've had it the last couple days and normally it's fine
Sorry I know that's kind of gross
I wouldn't go, simply because not every codi is the same and you should absolutely avoid physical stress.
One time for me was like.. I was fine, didn't even have any throat soreness or cough, but if I got up and went to the bathroom, it felt like running a marathon, like I was so out of breath, my lungs felt like they were burning up and dying.
Even though I took it easy, it took like 6 months till my lungs were normal. I kept coughing up these tiny slime grains for months >.<
i said consummate V's, CONSUMMATE
feel better soon, Natani 👌
I love the complimentary consomme and popovers from this restaurant in town.
😋
i have never heard of a popover in my life... what is a uhhh, that
looks like some sort of egg pastry?
https://honolulueats.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/082212-mariposa-1.jpg
Very light and fluffy, you can smash that whole thing into a little ball lol
That's guava butter on the side.
That looks delicious.
nice, looks larger than i expected
It's nice, they also do papaya and strawberry butters there.
Yeah it's kind of comical, and it's so light
Lol yes, they have butter butter

i cant believe its not guava
I am trying to do grocery budget shopping, we are spending horrible amounts of money on food, but I am terrible at planning.
Trying to do one week at a time and drawing a blank.
I wish.
And I'm not on what you'd call a tight budget.
Just.. not the "it got out of hand" kind of budget.
1400 euros a month for a family of five is a bit extreme.
start meal prepping
It's been a consideration.
Unfortunately most stuff I like has to be fresh.
But it would work considering we make separate foods for us, and the kids most of the time.
just make a huge tub of burrito filler, then eat that the whole week
😬
just buy a bucket of lard and eat it for the week at that point
i cook for one but thatll get me a week of dinners for around $25
man those george foreman grills are amazing
I am trying a budget of 200e/week.
Like I said, I'm not trying to go cheap here. Food is important.
for food?, oh well I assume food ois more costly across da pond
Which side and what pond.
food and drink in australia gotta be expensive
It's not really that much more expensive.
continent has lots of desert, lots of surrounding ocean
Some stuff is cheaper, some is more expensive.
ah, well to me 200 is a helluva lot per week personally. We spend like maybe 300 a month for food
usd
Biggest difference is, we don't have so much tv dinners, frozen foods, canned foods, those just add water" kind of foods etc.
i spent 1.75 on a vending machine pop-tart today #thrifty
Im not trying to make you feel bad at all too just fyi
And I do love cooking, so does the other half.
How many are there of you?
2
Yeah, we are 5.
and 2 kitties
Big difference.
ah that makes sense
Jug of burrito slop.
reminds me of my house growing up
NO BURRITO.
besides my cousins place..
yall got any of those places that sell ugly vegetables
At least now that it's summer vacation, there is ONLY five of us.
why no burrito?
1.7k-3k food bill each month
When school starts, the kids multiply.
I never thought growing up, that I'd become the person feeding half the neighbourhood.
rice and boiled chiken thighs for the visitors then
My issue right now is to simply just plan ahead. I'm way too used to just "oh, hungry, let's go to the store" and spend way too much. Repeat every 2-3 days.
I cannot rely on that, never much stuff for us.
how much are those meal kits
Meal kits?
like the delivery meal boxes
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not cheap for 5 ppl
I use those to help me plan meals
Wow, those look great.
Oh, we are ordering food delivered anyway, so it's not a problem.
That's cool, going to have a look at that later.
We have some of those here too, but they're still pretty expensive.
cart*
Blue apron lol
I have a friend who has been using them, looks like some tasty and varied stuff.
i used to use hello fresh but i ran into some QC issues and got tired of it
Yeah, I like seeing my raw ingredients before I buy them lol
their meal selection was always real crappy too, so much pork, do people really like pork?
The other white meat
I read a pretty interesting piece about porkproganda, about bacon in particular
personally i think pork is gross, but imo they should have at least had one like, chicken/steak and potatoes meal offered every week
raises hand
they didnt have enough simple meals
im more of a beef person but pork is cheap
always tryin too hard for some weird complex flavor palette bs
I hate that
Good, fresh ingredients cooked well is all you need
yeah, and being able to select your own package of meat is a big plus
yes, veggies too to be fair
got spoiled chicken too many times
yuk
I was helping prep food for a party once, and a girl in the kitchen, a scientist, licked her fingers right after handling the raw chicken.
The whole room just froze lol.
She just laughed and said, well, that was dumb.
Blonde jokes ensued and no one got sick.
Oh right, I forget salmonella is a thing in the States.
I wash my hands after touching raw chicken cause it's slimy :D But I rinse my hands about 10 times as I cook, don't like cooking with messy hands and I do a lot with my bare hands.
That's not just the states.
Salmonella can exists everywhere on meat
Sure, but we monitor it to a point a consumer doesn't have to be too cautious over it.
Perhaps thinking like that contributed to the large outbreaks you guys had recently.
Not just meat.
Us guys?
Didn't you say you were from Finland?
Yes, but I wasn't aware we've had an outbreak of salmonella.
True you can get it on veggies or your counter if you cook with other things .
More than one.
There was the Kinder egg one?
I believe salmonella is more present on chicken then any other type of meat
Which was not exactly Finnish thing.
Could be wrong
Listeria is a bigger thing here.
Seven Salmonella outbreaks sickened 824 people compared to three outbreaks with 21 sick in 2020.
https://www.foodsafetynews.com/2022/05/large-salmonella-outbreak-dominates-finnish-figures/
I have no clue where that has happened, 700 people could be anywhere. I've not heard of it, but then again that was covid year.
Oh, Jyväskylä.
Looking at salmonella rates across the EU/EEA, there is an interestingly wide range.
Seems to suggest some reporting errors to me.
Czech Republic is way over at 80/100k, with Portugal at 1.6 lol.
Avg is 23.6, Finland at 39.
All I've read from news is that salmonella cases in general have been going down a lot over the last 10 years.
Love is in the air but Maizy is too young to care.
Pretty bird, pretty bird.
I made it, 167 euros! Most days 2 meals, breakfast and snacks.
Still gotta get a few fresh things from the store.
Replaced my bike's brake calipers. Oh man it's a world of difference
Ride is so much smoother without brakes getting stuck
Now I just need to replace my front tire. The side wall wore through
hope this isnt against the rules but heres 2 months of gamepass i got from nitro, i wont be using it: 7TFKY-GVTDD-HWCM3-RQTHQ-Q947Z
My Spotify just randomly gave me a song of Russian Slav hard bass rap about warhammer 40k space Marines
I’m so damn confused
What is this- I have no words and never once did the thought of This existing come into my mind
But it kinda goes hard tf

Hope you get better soon 🥺
Well i got my wireless net from tmobile operating
the damned modem wasnt working, took fiddling, factory reset
Works now lol
20 miles from the nearest tower and still got a clean 50mbps at low latency in the backwaters of the woods
I gota say, if tmobile can get there hardware in better shape, they are going to kill the competition and make a lot of country folk cry
As for you Natani, HANg in there
I'm trying, sucks bsd
gah dumb shh not working on my terraform deployment, sorry just had to be frustrated and stomp my feet a bit
shit just had to deal with a rattle snake in the yard
dang thing got away under the house too x.x
wow really? das wild. what ya have to do?
Hi Red!!
well fire department came just in time for it to get away. now its going to be a night of walking around the house with a powerful flashlight
oh wow, fire department showed up and everything 
yeah around here they have stuff to catch snakes with and then they get released elsewhere
aww that's really cool
back in utah people just pin em with a stick and helicopter them into the field
rattlers are everywhere
that's so sad 
If you screw up and get bit you aren’t gonna have a fun time
unless by “pin with a stick” they mean literally impaling it, I don’t think the rattlesnake will die if it lands in a field
Out to be pretty dizzy though lol
Being able to be helicoptered like that seems like a big disadvantage to being a living noodle
Snake
Weakness: S P I N
it sounded like they were impaled. that's how i understood it to be
since she did say "pin them with a stick"
Would need to be a pretty sharp stick
Pin them could just mean pressing them against the ground so they can’t move
And thus can’t bite
nah not impale, though ive also seen that
Depends where you are
where I lived, just a whip into the field so they fuck off
where i worked, animal brutality is how they entertain themselves, really horrible place that still participates in book burnings
killing them is bad business, then the mate comes and is extremely defensive
Impaling them is cruel, slinging them into a field is disorienting for them but they’ll probably be OK
They do it so they’re too off kilter to come back
Exactly
heart breaking re: animal cruelty. that's a tough topic for me to stomach. and wait, what? book burnings?
Book burning is even worse for me tbh
I can imagine some dude slinging rattlesnakes into a field i don't know why that is so funny
funny to you. not funny to me. now, slinging the humans doing it to the snakes, now THAT'd be hilarious.
so why do ppl do book burnings? wth
Maybe the book goes against one’s narrative, ya know, like they don’t accept what it says

Because its The Day After Tomorrow and they need to stay warm
Astronomy Pic of the Day: A Moon Dressed Like Saturn
Explanation: Why does Saturn appear so big? It doesn't -- what is pictured are foreground clouds on Earth crossing in front of the Moon. The Moon shows a slight crescent phase with most of its surface visible by reflected Earthlight known as ashen glow. The Sun directly illuminates the brightly lit lunar crescent from the bottom, which means that the Sun must be below the horizon and so the image was taken before sunrise. This double take-inducing picture was captured on 2019 December 24, two days before the Moon slid in front of the Sun to create a solar eclipse. In the foreground, lights from small Guatemalan towns are visible behind the huge volcano Pacaya.
Slow day?

Anxious night
Head feels busy
It won't shut up
I could be doing anything right now, enjoying something probably
But my brain is like nah
@steady vale 🫂
@humble portal hey ur cute
Be safe
Need a new audio book to listen to at work. Any suggestions?
I like sci-fi, supernatural horror, fantasy novels. Prefer darker themes
The Sandman
Can I introduce you to Warhammer 40k
:)))
Quoting Warhammer again!
Bringing the worlds of Warhammer and Warhammer 40,000 to life...
I recommend the Horus Heresy novels, starts with Horus Rising iirc
You know I've always been around Warhammer but never actually really checked it out. I'll take a look 😅
Horus Heresy is on Audible so I'll start there 😁
dinosaur intensifies
Yep! A lot of Warhammer bookies are
There's some great stories and Warhammer is famously dark
CollegeHumor is getting weird.
CollegeHumor still exists? Huh
I just watched a fake news episode of a man claiming Ms Piggy is a sex offender and the muppets are overrated.
That sounds oddly familiar
Awww
owlcake
Path of Titans chat is way less toxic tonight so that's good
Morning-ish.
Hiya
Top o' the mornin' to ye
coffee time
Those cups need doodles
The third person must have invisibility powers
Or Code is just very dedicated to his imaginary friend
Yes
One of our politicians has recommended that the British should take holidays in Portugal and not France
Bet
Make good on that centuries-old treaty
Algarve is basically British nowadays anyway
Ronnie Pickering is already down the travel agent
I mean
I literally did this yesterday
walked past my laptop
walked to the other end of the table
realised I wanted my laptop
laid on the table and stretched to grab it
Nice
I almost had a heart attack
Almost hit a NSFW gif
It was a funny and oddly cute gif, but not appropriate for the server
Tbh I wish I could share it here 
Dm
I got a new coffee mug and it's so small it feels funny :D
And yes, I ripped that off my instagram.
xD
I'm funny
I've only had one coffee, so yes, that's funny.
Couple hours later you'll get the "bitch, what?" look.
Imgur had the cute stair cat yesterday.
me
@humble portal 7.1 is out
Official site. BioWare and LucasArts bring you the next evolution in MMO Gameplay: Story.
The next evolution in MMO Gameplay: Story
That's hubris like I've never seen before
Someone quick, get Bethesda
Tell them BioWare got them with story!
Oh cool they finally buffed commando
I was gonna make one then i did some research
decided what origin ya gonna do yet?
I keep her because she’s hot in me3 and kaiden creeps me out
but i do hate her
she’s only eye candy
she's racist af
garbage teammate
I like how she birches about you joining Cerberus
Like she isn't super happy you join up with the human supremacists
OK apparently I can't say bitch
You just did.
depends on the Sith
I like Silthar, Marr, Mortis and even Baras
Fuck Zash and Thanaton tho
I mean the character
oh
idk
I don't play as a super evil Sith ever
reasonable Sith > like.. all the Jedi xd
weee
I’ve barely touched jedi
But i know you get to launch a baby into the atmosphere
and that’s pretty pog
Everyone likes tor-pedos
I didn't want to stop playing my game but it's kinda after 5am
But the sky is super pretty rn
My toast scared me so bad
Lol
hahaha during sunday-to-monday night i went to sleep at ~4am for the same reason
I really should stop but it happens more than it should
Void Shatner
It's really satisfying seeing the space and ship moving around at your will, huh ? :>
plus, the music
Tbh tho I did read it in his voice when I caught it
:P
I need to attempt to fix my sleeping at least a little sometime soon. It took me a week here before I messed it up lmao
i am de one who m o n c h
helloooooooooo
hi
me_irl
I'm poggin tbh
i love dinos comics
And they love you
@placid spade Unapproved Discord invite
hehe
pog
oh
i couldnt find a gif for this type of pog
and i am very disappointed about that lol
idk but it was probably poggers
you said you loved dinos comics
i do love you
and i love dinos comics
i love all wonderful things that are good for this world
but especially dinos comics
sure
tall boi
big ol quest giver
Confession time: I am 37 years old and I want a yo-yo.
I don't even know where to get one anymore.
Ask Kenny "K-Strass" Strasser
Kenny Strasser is back and more inspiring than ever with his non-profit yo-yo skills.
Kenny unveils his new top-secret trick here: The Blue Flying Angel!
😂
What ya mean by this btw? 
this lol
I've never seen that, on my phone or pc.
im cutie*
Is plural the problem?
yo fuck plurality
this message brought to you by the singular gang
thank you for the clarification 
nah. working as intended 
which is rather shocking







