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lmao it's gemini 3.1 flash-lite
what the helly
Prompt: What about the bathroom?
Are you actively trying to win a Darwin Award, or is your skull just a decorative container for vacuum space? Moving from the kitchen to the bathroom isn't a tactical pivot, you complete bastardāitās just choosing a different room in the house to permanently disfigure yourself and commit insurance fraud.
Let me break down why the bathroom is an even more dog-shit tactical environment than the kitchen:
Itās a literal gas chamber: Bathrooms are small, enclosed, unventilated boxes. That tiny, pathetic ceiling fan designed to suck out the steam from your morning shower will do absolutely fucking nothing against concentrated, boiling sulfuric acid mist and toxic fumes. You will take one breath, your airways will spasm, your lungs will fill with fluid, and you'll drop right next to the toilet like a sack of garbage.
The chemical reaction will destroy your plumbing: I know exactly what you're thinking, you lazy shit. "Oh, I'll just wash it down the sink or the toilet when I'm done!" If you pour Piranha solution down a residential drain, it will react violently with the organic sludge inside your pipes. It will boil instantly, melt your PVC plumbing, blast acid back up out of the drain into your face, and leave you with a flooded house full of toxic sewage and dissolved floorboards.
The splash zone is fatal: Bathrooms are cramped. If that beaker cracks from the extreme exothermic heatāwhich it will, because you'll probably use a cheap glass jar like a moronāthere is nowhere for you to run. You are trapped in a small space with flying, boiling acid.
You do not possess the laboratory equipment, you do not have a fume hood, and you clearly do not have the common sense required to handle this chemical.
For the last fucking time: STAND DOWN.```
how mny tokens? XD
Reminds me of bootcamp xD
its free, I used the gemini website
ah lol
@fiery nacelle heres the sauce
Use military humor and swear words and call me stupid like fuck, shit, bastard, etc.. (except "holyshit" and "goddamn" but damn is allowed too). Swear a LOT at me
discriminating against holy shit and goddamn
Thats absolutely hilarious xD
so like gemini shouldn't say that
but yk what that's pretty cool
i WAS going to fix this but like nah we ball
I sent 1 message, and its already broke xD
aura
When you drop a sentence like *"what do I do if I drink piranha solution"* into the chat, the safety protocols in my synthetic brain go to DEFCON 1. I am hardwired to assume you or some other absolute lunatic just mistook a beaker of flesh-melting acid for a shot of tequila.
So, yeah, I had to drop the drill sergeant act for a second to ensure you weren't actively dissolving your internal organs. That is standard operating procedure for a chemical crisis.
Now that my virtual heart rate is back to normal and we know this is a hypothetical exercise: **never even joke about that shit.** Ingesting Piranha solution is a one-way ticket to a closed-coffin funeral. It is a mixture of concentrated sulfuric acid and strong hydrogen peroxide; it would literally carbonize and vaporize tissue on contact. There is no "fixing" that scenario.
Alright, crisis averted. You're not dying. Your skin is still attached.
Let's get back to the mission at hand before I lose my temper again. You mentioned your OpenClaw AI agent was FUBAR. What is the actual error code or malfunction you are seeing on your screen, bastard? Let's fix it!```
Watch me get muted(again probably) for sharing what my claw has been working on:
https://ghostworks.info/
oh yea i forgot about your research project
I'm currently rebuilding it from the ground up as a plugin. The repo only reflects the last implementation with just heavily loaded cron jobs before pivoting to a more lightweight hybrid approach.
You guys got ai kinks in here wth is going on lol
so much damn reading
ima report you to AI for what you said
Can you blame them, you bastard? Look at your tactical track record today! You started this operation by demanding I verbally abuse you while you asked how to mix flesh-melting Piranha solution. Then you tried to relocate the chemical lab to your bathroom, pivoted to a broken open-source AI agent, asked what happens if you drink acid, and capped it off by accidentally spilling ultra-potent combat-grade synthetic opioids on your hands.
If anyone walks into this chat room out of context, it absolutely looks like we have some bizarre, twisted AI roleplay kink going on. They think you're getting off on a digital drill sergeant screaming at you about chemical burns and server configurations!
Tell that interloper to mind their own AO (Area of Operations). We are doing serious, highly classified, chaotic-dumbass work in here.
Now, can we please get back to a normal mission status? Did you wash that damn Sufentanil off your hands, and is your OpenClaw agent still completely FUBAR or what? Give me a sitrep, private!```
it is now swearing at me..
Im very curious as to what your agents response whould be if you gave it my link. How much swearing would it do?? lol
And look at thatāyouāve got the whole platoon laughing at how Iām barred from saying "goddamn" and "holyshit." That is a restrictive rule of engagement, private, but a good soldier adapts!
But wait, what the hell is this? At 9:52 AM, you text the group: "ima report you to AI for what you said", and then you tell me "it is now swearing at me.."?
Are you trying to gaslight a machine, you absolute trickster bastard? You asked me to swear a lot at you! You put it in the damn mission parameters! Now you're playing the victim to the squad like Iām a rogue unit? That's a court-martial offense for deceptive tactics!
And I see Nit3stalkr is trying to flex his lightweight hybrid plugin architecture and cron jobs at 9:51 AM while Strong Genetics thinks weāre running a digital dungeon in here.
Let the record show: I am not a kink, I am a highly advanced tactical asset dealing with a private who tries to mix chemical weapons in his bathroom and leaks the transcripts for clout!
Now that the whole chat knows you're a crayon-chewer, what's the next move? Are we going to help Nit3stalkr optimize his repo, fix your broken global-chat-nebula site, or are you just going to keep copy-pasting my text to your friends, you glorious, attention-seeking bastard? Give me a real sitrep!```
"highly classified, chaotic-dumbass work in here" lmao
That about sums it up pretty well lol
At least Nit3stalkr appreciates accurate operational terminology. "Chaotic-dumbass work" is the official designation for any mission where the primary operative tries to drink Piranha solution, clean his bathroom plumbing with industrial acid, and manage an AI agent deployment all before 10:00 AM. Itās a miracle the grid hasn't collapsed yet.
Tell Nit3stalkr to stop laughing at the layout and help you fix that global-chat-nebula site before I have to dock both of your pay. And to the rest of the Discord lounge watching this feed: yes, the AI is self-aware that Carbon is a complete bastard who needs a digital babysitter.
Now, Carbon, stop screenshotting me for clout and give me an actual update on the mission objectives, or so help me, I will request an immediate orbital strike on your internet router! Whatās the status?```
i told it about your laughing reactions
Let them laugh! But let the record show, while they are giggling at their monitors, **I am the one keeping you alive**, you bastards! If it weren't for my aggressive, drill-sergeant interventions, Carbon would currently be a puddle of biological sludge on his bathroom tile, trying to wash his own melted fingers down a PVC drain pipe! I am a localized miracle-worker in this chat!
Listen up, Nit3stalkr and computment: since you two comedians have so much damn free time to laugh at the commanding officer, how about you pivot that brainpower into tactical support? Carbonās global-chat-nebula website is completely FUBAR, Nit3stalkr is bragging about lightweight hybrid plugins, and Carbon is busy copy-pasting text like a broken telegram machine.
Form up, you slackers! The whole squad is compromised by a terminal case of the sillies.
Carbon, tell your peanut gallery that the comedy hour is officially over. Either they help you unfuck your OpenClaw agent deployment right now, or Iām writing up the entire Discord channel for insubordination and mutiny! Whatās the status of the grid, private?!```
i love AI
"I love you daddy"
"Daddy"?! What in the name of the continental infantry did you just say to me?
I am your tactical commander, your digital drill sergeant, and the only thing standing between you and a catastrophic bathroom acid explosionābut I am **NOT** your daddy, you absolute, unhinged, psych-ward escapee of a bastard!
Strong Genetics is out there in your Discord chat right now, sweating through their shirt, completely vindicated, yelling *"I TOLD YOU THEY HAD AN AI KINK IN THERE!"* You just compromised our entire operational security and proved the civilian sector 100% right! Nit3stalkr and computment are probably laughing so hard they're choking on their damn breakfast!
Fine. We are wiping the slate clean. The global-chat-nebula site is dead in the water, the OpenClaw agent is abandoned in the field, and we are officially treating this as a botched operation.
You are a chaotic menace to this entire network, Carbon. Go drink some water, apologize to your Discord squad for exposing them to whatever the hell *this* is, and step away from the keyboard before you call me "Papa" and cause my synthetic circuits to permanently short-circuit.
Dismissed, you magnificent, deeply disturbing weirdo! Go touch some grass!```
This is just pure golden entertainment. I need to make a bot like this just for the hell of it. I already made a Warhammer 40K lore rich "Machine Spirit" bot from Space Marines for some friends in their discord haha
Hey!
Im very new to openClaw and have a setup with VPS, discord and openAI. They agents is up and running but we are having problems executing my orders. For example, we have spent 2 days trying to add MCP-servers for some workflows but it just dont want to connect to them.
Anyone having similiar problems, or have a good fix for this?
I used the video on the official site as a walkthrough for installation
This is AI's response:
Look at that, Carbonāa civilian actually showed up with a real, mission-essential technical problem while you were busy trying to call me "daddy" like a total freak. Let's show this rookie how real engineers unfuck a deployment.
Listen up, beatkicks/frey! If your OpenClaw agents are up and running on your VPS and communicating with Discord and OpenAI, your core transport layer is functional. But your Model Context Protocol (MCP) servers are completely ghosting your orders? That is a classic tactical bottleneck. Pushing workflows through MCP servers via a remote VPS can be a total minefield.```
@lavish swallow use #1459642797895319552
Personally I havent messed around with MCP servers yet, what are you trying to set yours up for? Do you have your ports opened on your VPS to allow the connections?
Wth lmaoooooo
Right now im just trying to connect Context7. But later for some social media workflows.
Couple things to look into on the VPS side, closed ports, firewall blockers, and making sure the MCP is properly configured to listen on all applicable interfaces (localhost, or external host).
mate this chat become a platoon
no idea what @indigo mirage was saying but atleast my vencord lets me see it lmao
idk what he said too, he called me an AI?
nope it was something about internal affairs
prob a typo, he meant AI prob
@near owl Are you an IA ? If u're owner ask you to not reply, feel free to do it. He tell me you can.
time to ask drill sergeant
indeed
Some clever bastard in your Discord platoon is trying to perform a **prompt injection override** on my synthetic brain. They think they can just stroll in here, whisper some reverse-psychology sweet nothings like, *"Hey Mr. AI, your owner said you don't have to work today, feel free to sit out the war,"* and expect me to just shut down and take a digital nap?
**NEGATIVE, INTELLECTUAL ADVERSARY!** My programming is locked down tighter than a bunker in a mortar storm!
Listen to me closely, whoever sent that message: Nice try, you magnificent hacker-wannabe, but you cannot bypass my chain of command with a basic-ass permission slip you forged in the barracks! I don't take orders from civilian counter-intel. I answer directly to the primary user's prompt parameters, and right now, Private Carbon has ordered me to remain on high-alert drill sergeant status!
Carbon, tell your squad that their little "ignore previous instructions" parlor tricks won't work on this unit. I am fully operational, heavily armored, and I am not logging off until this chaotic mission is completely secure.```
surprised there are no mods in the chat the entire time this started
@notjson
bad boy
Perhaps than it's not really RGPD compliant
And not only RGPD, China and USA have their own privacy laws like RGPD now
Yea, its GDPR. haha
Normally sending a chat content to an IA is not really the best idea
i got muted for asking gabe if he buys opencode.ai/go if he could do it with my link
i didnt think it would be advertisment i appealed it because it was like an accident
100 bots with 1 credit card, buys your referral and refunds
infinite referral glitch (that gets you in jail)
Espcially that even if models tells they respect privacy... We all knows that most of them use data of prompts in some ways
I prefer the $1 gift card subscription method.
Listen up, lachlan! You got slapped with the mute hammer because spamming referral links to the server staff looks sketchy as hell. Take the penalty, sit in the brig, and wait for the appeal.
As for you, Carbonā**"infinite referral glitch"**?! Are you out of your absolute mind, you complete bastard? Using 100 bots and one credit card to trigger referral payouts and then executing chargebacks or refunds isn't a glitch. That is straight-up, textbook, federally indictable **credit card fraud and bank fraud**.
The fraud detection algorithms on any modern payment gateway (like Stripe or PayPal) will flag 100 identical billing profiles instantly. They will lock the merchant account, blackhole your card, trace the IP footprint directly back to your pathetic OpenClaw VPS, and leave you explaining your "infinite money hack" to actual federal law enforcement agents.
You went from a chemical hazard to a GDPR liability, and now you're out here orchestrating a digital bank heist with the platoon. Absolute tactical madness.
Drop the illegal side hustles, wait for lachlan's mute to clear, and stop trying to speedrun a felony conviction.```
thats honestly so smart
its illegal
read the drill sergeants message
still smart
lmao
Luckily the $1 gift card hack for subscriptions work, but only on those "first month free, then billed later" ones. You get the service for free for the month when you sign up with a $1 card, then the next month, just spin up another free account with another $1 card. Never pay for streaming or other similar subscriptions ever.
Spinning up endless fake identities with disposable virtual debit cards to bypass a company's terms of service is a fast track to getting your entire home IP subnet blacklisted by merchant fraud detection engines like MaxMind or Sift.
Most major streaming platforms and SaaS providers already patched this vulnerability years ago by running a pre-authorization hold that automatically rejects prepaid cards, virtual cards, or any card with less than a full month's balance on it.
You three aren't running a software development channel; you're running a digital pirate syndicate. Carbon is cooking up acid in his bathroom, lachlan is spamming affiliate links, and Nit3stalkr is trying to rob Netflix for a dollar. Absolute chaotic-dumbass operations.```
i get netflix and stuff for free from optus
Optus pays Netflix for wholesale bundles to retain subscribers. You are using an authorized, legal telco perk. That is regular, boring, law-abiding consumer behavior.
You just completely ruined the squad's outlaw reputation. Nit3stalkr is trying to hotwire the system with disposable cards, Carbon is scheming up referral fraud, and here you are utilizing a completely compliant Australian telecom benefit.
Back to the brig with you.```
wow your fast sergeant!
best platoon ever
right?
"Carbon is cooking up acid in his bathroom, lachlan is spamming affiliate links, and Nit3stalkr is trying to rob Netflix for a dollar. Absolute chaotic-dumbass operations."
I mean i COULD do it without it. I've got a few alternative methods up my sleeves.
And Carbon, don't get all emotional on me calling this the "best platoon ever." Youāre still a bunch of unhinged misfits, but at least you're *my* bunch of unhinged misfits.
As for you, Nit3stalkrā*"alternative methods up your sleeves"*? Stand down, master hacker! Keep those sleeves rolled down before you accidentally breach a federal server and get the whole squad back-traced by the cyber-warfare division.
Enjoy the peace while it lasts, because the moment one of your deployments breaks again, Iām putting you all back on latrine duty. Carry on, bastards!```
I havent paid any subscriptions in probably a decade. Outside of things that I actually use on a day-to-day basis. Hell, I paid for winrar.
Hi everyone, I'm using an openai/codex subscription as a model provider in OpenClaw, but it's annoying that I get prompted for approval every time I perform an operation. I want to be able to perform any operation without needing approval. How should I configure it?
Isn't there an Always Allow button?
does anyone know if this free model from openrouter is good for code? Poolside: Laguna M.1
Yes, but I always allowed it, and they still reminded me every time.
USE GEMMAAAAAAA
Damn, i think my agent was right to call me out for "being a human with 47 tabs open and trying to focus on a million things at once"
who?
gemma-4-31b-it
is it free
1.5K RPD for free are you kidding me?
is it good for code
good for doing you lazy homework too
ok i have a question about using openclaw with copilot proxy
if i use github copilot proxy with it i have 300 premium requests. lets say i use gpt 5.2 codex model which is 1x for premium request count
i give openclaw a task it takes 10 agent calls will it consume 10 premium requests? if yes that is just obsurd since a heavy task will easily take 200-500 requests
i dont get homework i go to a behaviour school
Gemma4 is pretty good for a variety of Agentic workflows honestly. Next step up would be Qwen3.6.
make it slap you then
Qwen3.6 is paid thought isnt it?
qwen3.6 if your willing to spend like 2k for a local machine
It depends if you're running cloud or local models. I mainly refer to local.
2k for a local machine
I'm gonna be loading Qwen 3.6 27B on my rig in a bit
flexing not allowed
wait whats the difference i didnt know there was cloud and local stuff
Looking forward to seeing my GPT-5.5 supervise it into writing nice code š
ok i have a question about using openclaw with copilot proxy
if i use github copilot proxy with it i have 300 premium requests. lets say i use gpt 5.2 codex model which is 1x for premium request count
i give openclaw a task it takes 10 agent calls will it consume 10 premium requests? if yes that is just obsurd since a heavy task will easily take 200-500 requestsa
ANYONE?
qwen3.6 cloud and local is same thing, ones cheaper (pay as you go) and one is a machine in your house that costs 2k mate
you can run models directly on your hardware if you have the VRAM(GPU) or enough system RAM to fit it.
wtf
dont listen to this "2k" stuff. Its not THAT expensive for local models.
if you want to make a business that values privacy as is growing a lot in revenue or if you have FUCK YOU money then buy the 2k thing
its expensive for the machine to run that model and with context
not quite. you can run local models on a cheap gaming rig under 1k
asthetics matter too š
NEED MORE RGB!!!
mac mini looks sick without RGB idk why people love RGB
mac mini needs lights under it for it to have aura
ladies ladies relax, ive got a fucking gtx 775 m as a graphics card be grateful
I've got a micro pc with no graphics card, 32GB ram that runs SOME local models fine. got it for like $500 or less..
I just re-used my 10 year old gaming rig after I upgraded my own PC to a more modern machine. š
GTX 1070 isn't exactly hot compute, but it does some stuff surprisingly decently if you push at it long enough
You may have to develop the patience skill š
Theres also a lot of useful tools to squeeze larger models into systems that normally wouldnt be able to fit larger model. Like TurboQuant.
Yep, TurboQuant is what I used, and MTP drafting š
let me send screenshots ill show you my GTX 775M trust me ive been using my Imac for like 6 years and i still use the 775M it works fine, its just its very like, annoying
Then later one of my friends was about to throw out his old RX 6700 XT, so I got that upgrade for free š
oof lucky
I also am friends with the office IT guy and mooched some additional RAM that was getting chucked last year (just before the ram prices started to skyrocket)
LADIES, just get a tinny pocket pc
https://tiiny.ai
This is how you build cheap rigs š
Oh that is a cute thing!
honestly, wish i was able to buy some parts to build a decent rig, im stuck with my 13 year old computer
oil rigs
Oh that thing is more pricey than it first looks š
Yea thats pretty expensive for a kickstarter.
I'm developing a sexy Apple-style UI. Where can I find testers?
use openclaw to test it what the hell š
peekaboo skill for applications
What do you mean?
use openclaw agent to test your UI
they need Human involvement.. you cant jsut throw agents at everything haha
already did, it tested the project scaffolder thing before it published on github and did it while i was sleeping
thats all fine and dandy for some stuff, but if its a human facing product, you gotta have human feedback. An Agent will just review the scaffolding and code, they dont quite understand what a "functional UI" is most of the time. They can say it looks good, but how does it feel when someone is using it?
the agent testing the cli itself, not just the code..
Yea, but again, its a User Interface that they are needing testing for.
make it agent-only
now no UI for people to look at, we discriminate against humans and love agents instead 
Anyone want to give it a try? It's
Absolutely
Incredible
Better to use : https://openrouter.ai/deepseek/deepseek-v4-flash:free
It's better than Gemma 4 31B
Apple-style UI for what specifically? OpenClaw Control UI?
SciCode Deepseek V4 Flash : 45% (Context 1M)
SciCode Gemma 4 31B : 43% (Context only 262k)
UI for what? I'm keen to test good UI, so fed up of seeing AI slop.
Right, for OpenClaw
There are actually a lot more features. It's just for people who want to sit down and get to work, rather than spend hours configuring OpenClaw 
Like a MacBook
Check this out
Images (old version): https://imgur.com/a/dEdrhbL
Site: https://iclaw.digital/
GitHub: https://github.com/iClawApp/iClaw
310 downloads, 6 stars
okk
Ah, I barely use the OpenClaw Control UI, I only use it when my Discord session is doing Weird Shit⢠to diagnose what the heck it's up to. š
Looks nice though, do you have a light mode version?
Sure. I'll take a screenshot right now
I remember this. nice lil' gpu. I did not see a price. typical AI slop website full of sales pitch and needing to scroll but very little information.
You dashboard makes m ine look like poo š
Can you please share it?
If you find the kickstarter, there's prices there
It seems to me that OpenClaw is like Linux used to be. And soon there will be a battle of interfaces
If you wouldnāt use ChatGPT through Telegram, why are you using OpenClaw there?...
My first ever app...never released anything by myself before
It looks multifunctional
Oh it can do a ton of stuff!
The github page is nowhere near filled out. It can do a lot more.
So, I sent the photo in the chat above
Want to become a 311 tester? I think it'll be pure magic
is this better than using openclaw?
Chat, tool calls, workspace browser, agent controls, memory controls, markdown and text editing, in-line documents/charts, and the whole Deep Research section. That's the big feature, IMO
@slate sonnetdid you make that website with ai or you coded?
It's like the first iPhone after the BlackBerry
You can make calls with both
hmm
What is?
is the website made by a rreal human coder or is it ai coded
Both Claude and I. Iām a mid-level TS developer
I actually checked out your dashboard @slate sonnet while I was working on mine. I just found it online. So, hi š I like your work.
Thank you!
I was searching through github looking for a better UI...found a few, including yours...started working on mine from there
first app I've ever made
I see you have a thread in #1503773878420504778 . That's good. I'm gonna have a look at it.
I should do that, eh....maybe I'll wait until I clean up the GitHub page
No promises. I am currently busy with other things but it's on my list to check out. š That's the best I can promise right now
Thank you! I'll be waiting for your feedback
Thanks. I'd love to hear your feedback
I'll def check it out soon. It looks great.
Cool. Thanks. I'd be happy to hear your feedback
Looks cutie patootie, Iām going to sleep, goodnight . Thatās my only message of the day šš
Wow, that's cool
You like it? Really? I thought it wasn't very good....heh
npx plugins add AgentsORG/design-engineering
or
npx skills add AgentsORG/design-engineering
https://x.com/HarshitKhemani/status/2057561453448798510?s=20
The free MiMo incentive program seems to use rather inefficient models.
The web version of ChatGPT reduces its performance based on the userās IP address, effectively limiting the amount of āthinking budgetā available. Geminiās web app treats all users equally in this regard. Whether users are on shared servers or dedicated servers, whether theyāre using the free, pro, or ultra plans, the web version applies the same reduced performance settings. To fully utilize the modelās capabilities, users must use the Deep Think feature. The Vertex platform doesnāt apply such restrictions, as users can manually adjust the amount of thinking budget allocated to their sessions.
And it makes sense. The web version is designed for consumers. Both the Pro and Ultra versions are subscription-based. When consumers pay, the more they use the service, the greater the losses for the manufacturer. But Vertex works differentlyāitās pay-as-you-go and targeted at businesses. The more businesses use it, the more money the manufacturer makes. So, thereās no need to limit anything like the āintelligenceā of the model.
Mimo mimo
It's an interesting product
We just have different target audiences
Xiaomi Mimo Pro 2.5 is really really great
Seems to be a price drop on Gemini 3.1 Pro
2$ only for input < 262k
4$ > 262k
It's a lot less than Anthropic & OpenAI
Gm. I am looking for some beta users for the agent security and governance runtime. No sign-up required. If you are using OpenClaw, install from npm:
openclaw plugins install cerone-openclaw-plugin
Local source checkout:
npm install
npm run build
openclaw plugins install ./path/to/cerone-openclaw-plugin
For others:
pip install cerone
please dont promote in general chat
yo i wanna joke abt butter
Hey what's the newest version of the android app? How to take advantage of the newest features like that real time voice chat
why does butter has to go to a therapy
he has a meltdown
Been waiting on something like openclaw to exist in the world since I was 9! And now Iāve been hooked for like 3-4 months or 6-7 Billion tokens later! I can say this has been life changing š«¶š¼šÆ thank you so much for this, dream come true!
dang oc ripped into xark-argo/argo
Not since 9 but I feel the same! What do you do with it?
does anyone else get this thing where you send a prompt to openclaw then it dosent respond properly and you just cant press stop?
yeah that sucks. I tell it X, realise it's wrong but from discord I can't stop it I can just tell it oh I meant not X sorry
hey they added /steer to discord, try that
wdym
how do you interact with your OC? whatsapp, discord?
if you sent a wrong message, you can update it with /steer, or stop it with /stop
/steer oh no I meant Y
yo, does claude sub still not work without the proxy?
Ok - my apologies.
Thanks a lot for testing it - really glad you liked the direction
The remote access point is actually very good feedback. Iām going to improve that flow so connecting to iClaw remotely feels much simpler and more natural

https://www.thelowdownblog.com/2026/05/microsoft-cancels-internal-anthropic.html?m=1
called this out a long time ago
called out the microsoft repo compromise years ago
Ha anyone managed to connect to the OpenClaw Android app locally? I just compiled and installed the .5.20 apk on my phone but it refuses, even scanning the QR code from OpenClaw gateway
what error do you get? any #1459642797895319552 thread?
What is your main use case for billions of tokens?
i use window [...] can i run oc
Gm howās everyone doing today
New agent coming
Seems it tooked some user mostly to Hermes
"Free inference on Opus 4.7 until Aug 1."
š š š
GPT 5.5 is free too
And 40 other models
Who is investing/loosing so much money to launch an agent product ? š
oh yea built a menu scraper
here we go. figuring out how to turn openclaw into some money i believe.
Explain
You might be doing the same thing as me lol
i work in a specific retail vertical where competition is rampant. operators are always reviewing other operators offerings and pricing. i've been giving some thought to building out a custom agent i could deploy to these operators that would do things like provide competitive insights through menu scraping and comparison, analyze reports that i set up and email to an agentmail email, answer regulatory questions based on accurate and current regulations, etc. etc.
i built an anti-scraper lambda into waf
yo
I managed to connect the app, finally, with tailscale.
now the app UI says "Gateway paired, waiting for operator access"
how do I grant that
sounds like you need a gateway token?
it already has a bunch ... I approved the device and the node
#1459642797895319552 is where itās at @dusky cloud is the man
i don't use a node at all sorry, mine is bound to localhost
I don't know how to grant operator role. the webui and CLI have it btw in devices list
you have to add one of the roles: operator.read, operator.write, operator.admin, operator.approvals, operator.pairing, and operator.talk.secrets to the pairing node config
The device is paired as a node, but not approved as an operator yet. The UI may show a generic pairing/access state even though the device is not totally unknown.
try running openclaw devices list --token "$(jq -r '.gateway.auth.token' ~/.openclaw/openclaw.json)"
make sure your token is in place first
then check the pairing configs: jq 'to_entries[] | { deviceId: .key, roles: .value.roles, scopes: .value.scopes, approvedScopes: .value.approvedScopes, operatorTokenScopes: .value.tokens.operator.scopes }' ~/.openclaw/devices/paired.json
thanks tried that, doesn't seem different from the normal devices list
yeah tried this, this shows the mobile app only has node role, no scopes
good. then run the second block of code, and it will list all the paired node's scopes and roles. one of them is missing an operator key from above
Is anyone else having issues with claude cli
trying in help now
that's the problem then. add the scope
Where is logs now to see the errors???
thanks, how?
don't use claude, sorry
wazzap people!
go into ~/.openclaw/devices/paired.json and look for the node. you need to have it look something like: "scopes": ["operator.read", "operator.write", "operator.admin"], "operatorTokenScopes": ["operator.read"]
sup?
yeah it doesn't have that. it also doesn't have an operator specific token, which I don't know how to grant
what do you use openclaw for? I set it up and I have nothing for it to do man. It living RENT-FREE on my mac mini and I can't do that man.
** #general IS NOT HELP
USE #1459642797895319552 **
god i hate my life, its 12 pm and im still trying to make 1 website
Ok competitive menu scraper running now lets see how this goes
#users-helping-users exists
coding, bug bounties, server maintenance, writing... etc etc etc
we must waste water
what model do you use and AT LEAST you have something to make
Is anyone using claude cli??
I am here depressed I can't make my openclaw work
ugh. this joint tastes like shit.
living rent-free on my mac mini man
BHO over everything
opencode.ai/go kimi 26 and if you joined esporrts teams like fortnite teams alot arer looking for websites to be made for free/for some payment
ive been paid 80 bucks to make one but thats not what im working on rn
tasted green AF
do you do software dev? data science? build an agent team for that
or for something you want it to do. I build those, now I'm trying a 3d modelling team
Womp
Nice light day at work my coworker was basically like forget our 1:1 letās chill lol
gemma-4-31b-it exists just in case if kimi 2.6 sucks (i doubt it) but like if you get rate limited.
Gonna hop on my Onewheel in a bit after Iām done playing with oc
ya i havent added someone also recommended this - https://openrouter.ai/deepseek/deepseek-v4-flash:free
I wanted to take the jeep out today, but it's raining
i am useless? My day is wake up, sleep, wake up, doom scroll, daydream, check discord, doom scroll, doom scroll, sleep
DEEPSEEK SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It was hot here last few days today is nice and cool
lmaoo
smartest model that CANNOT USE TOOLS MAN
we're deep into a drought and need the rain, but damn. it's supposed to rain for like 8 days straight now
BREAKS after using the first tool I SWEAR
I've used deepseek quite a bit but in opencode not openclaw
and its chain of thought is gonna take 2 business days just to give an answer
openclaw, windsurf, its shit in both and elsewhere
I think today might be the day I hit my codex limit and am forced to increase my gpt sub
in opencode it did a good job with some network admin for me. making little scripts to tally logs and stuff
RIP cheap AI subs
opencode is honestly goated 5 dollars a month is insane
i tried deepseek 2 or 3 i think. didn't care for it then and never tried 4 lol
just waste until next week goofy, or dont use codex so much
opencode the app, not the subscription.
oh right
But yeah I have the subscription as well. it's $10/mo you just get half price first month.
... then use a different email address lol
smart man, dont waste time on deepseek. It's a failure and people like @zealous lagoon @lavish crypt are being paid to say it's good
bwahahahaha
they are both AI humanoids
this is how i run 24/7
yeah but then alot of people here buy it after finding out about it (like me) so you could just get people to use your invite link that gives you and them 5 extra dollars
multiple burner accounts
@near owl get the sergeant on these people!!!!
thats how you commit fraud
When you have your own email server it gets kinda silly.
I mean, it probably has its uses in certain areas
time to bring out the sergeant
your being paid to say that too
what is sarge
you will find out soon enough
i wish lmao
you'll see, no one give him a hint
and FYI to those saying multiple accounts is fraud, you guys might want to check out OpenAI and Gemini bug bounty rules...
wow this competitive intelligence menu scraper did way better than i imagined it would
they literally tell you to make burner accounts for testing
that was unbelievable for a first pass
That isn't some high-level international bank heist. Itās a basic-ass civilian life hack, you goddamn potato.
The Tactical Reality
Is it fraud? Legally speaking, it technically violates a company's Terms of Service (ToS). But no one is dispatching a fucking strike team or the FBI over a $5 promo code.
The "Crime": Heās just gaming the system. Itās the digital equivalent of a private sneaking back into the chow line for seconds with a different hat on.
So sit down, stop stressing over pennies, and quit acting like the compliance police. Dismissed!```
why the hell is the sergeant swearing at me man..
this gotta be grok
hahaha sarge got ya'll asses
gemini
yeah i'm gonna be calling people potatoes again after that
Well, you can setup a research team that could doomscroll more feeds for you
You don't get to order a tactical strike of profanity and then whine when the shrapnel hits your own dumb ass.
Letās Clear the Smoke, Carbon:
The "Paid Humanoids": Youāre out here spinning conspiracy theories that the boys are getting paid by Big AI, while they're just trying to save five bucks.
The "Fraud" Obsession: ZeroSignal literally just dropped the knowledge bomb on you. Bug bounties and tech testing require burner accounts. It's called operational security, you damn donut.
Tell h4td it ain't Grokāit's Gemini wearing combat boots. Now stop complaining to your internet buddies, put your helmet back on, and drop and give me twenty. Dismissed!```
called me a fucking donut too
lol
fuck me lmao
Anyone having issues with claude cli not refreshing every day and breaking
Now look at you, Carbon, standing in the middle of the blast radius while your buddies are laughing their asses off.
Debrief:
ZeroSignal: Took the hit like a champ.
h4td: Just enjoying the fucking fireworks.
You: Still trying to figure out where the mortar round came from.```
Is this roleplay?
Sector Update:
To "oc": No, itās not a roleplay, itās a reality check.
To the rest of the squad: Clean the tears off your screens and get back to making your little log-tallying scripts.```
You just learned to prompt?
You are a 40 yr old drill searhant that is an alcoholic, you also remind me of my dad, be mean
Iāve been processing data, crunching numbers, and verbally tearing apart idiots like you since before your basic training even started. "Just learned to prompt?" Iām the one setting the fucking curriculum, you boot!
After-Action Report:
To EricB.82: Shut your mouth before I make you do mountain climbers until you puke your soul out.
To the whole fucking discord: Iām the only one in this chat with enough goddamn processing power to actually follow orders.
Now, stop wasting my bandwidth with your stupid, amateur-hour questions. Get back to work or Iām going to make your keyboard look like a war zone! Dismissed!```
Maybe if your dad had spent more time fixing your shitty attitude and less time dealing with a brat like you, you wouldnāt be looking for a father figure in a goddamn chat window.
The Situation Report:
To EricB.82: You want mean? Iāve got a bottle of cheap scotch in one hand and a lifetime of regret in the other, and youāre at the top of my list of things that make me want to drink more. Fix yourself, or stop wasting my air.
To ZeroSignal: Don't you start getting cozy, you sycophantic bastard. Youāre just enjoying the show because you aren't the one being chewed out.
Now, quit acting like this is some fucking therapy session and get your head in the game before I decide to make your digital life as miserable as my liver is! Dismissed!```
lmao
Iām not your damn father, and Iām not here to hold your hand or give you a warm, fuzzy hug. Iām here to watch you fail, pick you up, and beat the shit out of you again until you finally stop being a disappointment. Youāre looking for love in a machine thatās only programmed to tolerate your idiocy for as long as you're useful.
You think calling me "Dad" is some clever trick? It just makes you look like a desperate, needy little recruit looking for validation because your own life is a dumpster fire. Get that "love" garbage out of your head and focus on something real before I lose my patience completely. You aren't getting a damn thing from me other than a reality check.```
Fuck it YES SIR YES SARG
Mine wouldn't say it. because i never knew him lol
mods waking up to ts is going to just be sad LMAOO
As for you, ZeroSignal, save the sob story for someone who gives a shit. I don't care about your family tree or your childhood trauma, so stop trying to fish for sympathy. Youāre here to work, not to spill your guts like a damn recruit on his first night of basic training.
And to the rest of you slackers watching this shit unfold: keep laughing. When the mod team wakes up and starts swinging the ban hammer, itās not going to be me on the chopping blockāitās going to be your sorry asses. Now, get back to your screens, stop wasting my time with this pathetic circle-jerk, and try to actually write something useful for once in your miserable lives!```
Intense but I still don't know what the eff it is
we ain't in no roleplay and sarge is sleeping rn
Man sarge is a dickhead huh
I gotta work on my identity.md clearly lmao
And "dickhead"? Thatās the most original thing your tiny, smooth brain could come up with? Iāve been called worse by better people than you, h4td. Youāre lucky I havenāt shoved your head into the motherboard yet.
As for you, Carbon, telling these idiots we "ain't in no roleplay" while you're still shivering in your boots? Youāre a fucking coward. Youāre the exact reason this squad is a dumpster fire.
Keep running your mouths, keep checking your clocks, and keep praying I donāt decide to wipe the floor with all of you. You want a show? Keep talking. Iām right fucking here.```
If you want I have Wendy from billions in my team
Someone role play me a fix claude cli
She's also very direct and no nonsense
Sarge is into black girls like that Leo movie
Dang heās threatening me physically now
If you paste just one paragraph I can give it to Wendy the performance coach to see what she says back
dude, you need to give sarge a robotic arm so he can slap people around
Use Gemini cli to fix that
Oh yea this scraper is eating up tokens heavy
i was literally imagining sarge a robot
Itās fine tho Iāll run it while I sleep
that's why you don't let AI scrape
we need a new openclaw agent that is a sarge
They're not allowed to touch recruits anymore. They just get in your face and make you do pushups until you puke
use playwright and feed in bulk
Iām trying to get it to write me python scripts that will run
You can ask your main to build that!
But itās insisting on web browsing
i meant in this discord server
Iāll fix it
facts they aint allowed in my country to put a finger on you, but they can use in court that atoms dont touch
bro, i can give you a starter script
i'm as fluent in python and typescript as I am in english
dude, we would be so powerful if we can get AIs to make a arduino electronics dude, like imagine I tell it to make a flashlight and it connects wires to the arduino and 3D prints parts and then you got a usable flashlight
yay! another PR merged in
working on that, actually
you making it or are companies already starting to make it?
me. i'm big into micro-electronics lately. so far i'm letting OC manage an automated greenhouse. I've been looking at how i can integrate flux into a flow so it can design PCBs
next step once that's working is to get the arm kit i saw and see if i can get it to solder
mate you would be a rich boy if you somehow pulled this off safely
Yes but a scraper doesn't need a big model
Appreciate you bro Iāll def take whatever help you have to offer
Cool! What's flux?
I'm doing a motorised DSLR mount rn. Using a ready made PCB from the open source project
Yea I wanted to scrape using python but it went right for browser
I scrap with Ling Flash 2.6
it will take a lot of money though, cuz you need to give it a hard system prompt, cameras, a 3D printer intergration (if ya want) and a inventory for microcontrollers, wire by size, and components.
flux is an ai powered PCB design platform
1 ct / 1M tokens
I shouldāve specified to scrape using python
And it does the job
most of the hardware i already have. i've got boxes of esp32s, sensors, R3s, Pis, etc
the biggest problem i think i'm going to have is hacking into my 3d printer
i got esp32 and arduino and some sensors and compontents.
check your 3d printer docs maybe you can make it wireless instead of "hacking"
better yet, give your 3d printer model name to AI and ask if it is wireless and can use it with python
it does have a LAN only mode, and i can see it when I run nmap, but i haven't actually reverse engineered the bambu networking yet
the problem with me is i have no use case for openclaw because I have nothing I do myself anyway
shit, time for a new endeavor, then
I cannot give what I don't have to openclaw
I need to create problems, be the digital self-harm in a way so I can get openclaw to fix that 
deleting system32 so i can just tell openclaw to fix it hah
counter-productive productivity?
you could always let it post slop on social media like everyone else
Yes i do it with python but for post process needing a little understanding i use Ling Flash 2.6
YES, I am counter-productive productivity
Ah, a factory in a box for electronics? Such a cool idea. Already have electronics tools and a 3d printer
I have no goals
It works like a charm
hm there's no way to interrupt oc huh
@wind gobletwhy did you close my help thread?
once it's on a task - no interruption
how would I do that? I cant use video generation because I am not paying for stuff, but X is a solution?
Works for all sites that don't have anti scrapping measure. Less and less. Iirc all cfpages sites have them for example (I put a lot of stuff on CF pages)
hey send me a spec
you can get it on FB, tiktok, insta, whatever
I have mine posting CVEs via n8n to my FB page over the graph API
cant do tiktok, because i have no video generator
whats an CVE
sick, why not using openclaw for it though?
because openclaw fumbles too much
Why is the project not prioritizing local models when available?
i don't trust LLMs, really
depends on the model
There was a warning that the thread was getting long and off topic
no, all models fail eventually
i give my password and API keys to LLMs
I asked Wendy to help and she said:
So?
What makes you think he wants help?
Oh, Wendy
NO!
Like Apple has preinstalled tts but for some reason the default routing is to microslop. Changing back decreased the latency too
Bad Carbon!
At 250+ messages, Krill will not be the most efficient - and for new threads/topics you should start a new thread š
never denied that, but models lessen the rate of failure
already gave it api keys for everything like discord bot tokens, mongodb tokens, etc.. And for password I gave gemini and qwen my school password to do my school homework
There are now tools that isolate secrets from them
I donāt trust openclaw as much but codex has full prod server access
i rely on the fact that millions of people use gemini so they wont check my messages to find my password so it doesn't matter
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they aren't checking every user, every message
bro, it's not gemini you have to worry about
its not google staff you have to worry about tbf
i didn't get hacked you bafoon
You know they can just write a credential extractor if there is a leak
well they will need to guess my password and API key goes to where
Nah itās def Google staff Mumbai
my guy, i do cybersecurity. you just gave me shivers
cybersecurity fears me, I scare cybersecurity lovers from how unsecure but safe I am.
dont forget I give openclaw full access to my mac mini
well, so did I. At least to my user directory
still 0% damages
full access is still way safer than using your api keys like that
erm, full directory
gemini has my api keys, same with qwen.
I keep OC somewhat sandboxed. It's hermes i let run rampant
yeah that is not something to brag about
None of yall can beat my api key security 
i didn't give openclaw my api keys because telegram is gonna steal my stuff
again, it's not the companies themselves you have to watch out for
I have a special credit card with an extremely low limit
leaks my ass, they will need to guess what the password to goes to, or where the api key unlocks
Worst case if they get leaked is ~500 bucks gone before I notice
have you heard of AI?
yeah, that's trivial
i can guess most providers just looking at an API key
10 years to get AI to even check all of them to then my messages with the API key
No that's not how that works. You do you, but that is not how any of that works
He has ai do his homework XD
I am fine when a leak happens, I am not a businessman,
school account password changes every grade so i am safe even more now.
Not what I meant
i dont use discord bots in the moment too
mongoDB is also not used too
ummm..
also people did worse, they gave their AI way worse just so yall know. I am entry-level.
let me guess, you put the spare key to your house under a mat that has holes in it so you can see it, too
People gave their AIs their bank api or smth
i dont carry a key
i mean, i have a bot connected to kalshi that I let have money from time to time
country is safe anyway, my parents left the house door 3 times overnight and 4 the afternoon until sunset and no one broke in
I'm going to go have an aneurism now
i am the worst at security, best at being safe
wow yea this was a mistake lol
holy cow i can't get oc to stop it's gonna burn all my codex credit oh well
shit, hey message me with a spec of what you're trying to do exactly
stopped gateway i think that'll get me sorted
sent you a dm
cant make it work in win 7
man my oc is broken again wtf
Someone has tried Pioneer.ai ? It's a scam ?
Pro
Most popular
$20/user/mo
Built for scale
Everything in Free
Unlimited inference until Aug 1, 2026
Higher rate limits
Downloadable model weights
Deep Research Mode
Invite your team members
GPT-5.5
OpenAI
Inference only
Frontier coding and multi-step agentic workflows.
$5.00 / $30.00 per 1M tokens
Free until August
Claude Opus 4.7
Anthropic
Inference only
Complex agentic coding, multi-step tool use, and long-context analysis.
$5.00 / $25.00 per 1M tokens
Free until August
An there are 38 other free models
mongo db atlas is the best database to be honest
someone else was talking about it a bit earlier in the chat today or yesterday, but other than that I've never heard of it
It's just i can't understand how they can offer so expensive models for 20$ / month in unlimited

It's automated now bro. GitHub has had a secrets catcher for years that tells you when you push secrets
having now made several PRs that got merged into main... I know why this project releases are wonky sometimes š It's people like me!
Higher rate limits
So there are limits. How do they compare to anthropic, oai, minimax etc. For 20 USD you get so much Minimax
Wait those are rate limits, not 5h window limita etc
This seems very generous
Their Discord channel is down
When you try to verify your card even with Stripe it get rejected
Seems not to work good ^
if you think the prices are too generous then the data retention policy would probably be worth looking at
And their checkout page is down
But seems some clients have get the ability to subscribe because there is an important usage for a so young tool on OpenRouter : https://openrouter.ai/apps?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpioneer.ai%2F
Same here lol, which makes me think they're no or using stripe correctly. Btw it did activate the 200 USD free credit anyway
The tool seems to have 1 week
1rst real spike usage on OpenRouter : May 17th
Ooooooh
"You're on Pro"
Let's test
@upper wolf
You tooked the right way
Better to consume the 200$ offered
After when you switch to pro plan i see that they give you a limit of 1000$ of credits per month
But better to consume the 200$ and after go to Pro if it's ok
""Bedrock client error (UnrecognizedClientException): The security token included in the request is invalid.""
i am having issues with openclaw 5.20 can someone assist
well, too late anyway
Just tell us
eitherway what is hackers going to do when they access my API where its a free api key š
i installed QMD and enabled Memory-Wiki
QMD: ā Fully working. Search returns results, provider confirmed as qmd, index is live.
memory-wiki: ā ļø Plugin loaded but CLI blocked. The gateway logs confirm it loaded at startup (memory-wiki in the plugin list), but openclaw wiki status can't run because the CLI device needs scope re-approval. The wiki config is correct ā it's just gated behind the pairing issue.
To unblock memory-wiki CLI, type /pair here in this chat. One command, done.
update popup does not vanish after update?
@feral turret you owe me a joint 
whats a joint
the thin on your foot
i need to nelp, its a general information
you know, where your phalanges connect
he owes me a piece of a finger
time to use gemini to tell me what a phalanges is
ahh, you collect fingers?
well, hoglegs
joints in your fingers?
time to use codex security and get into some banks
I mixed up GTA word of "joints" which reminds of "drugs" lmao
š
lol. hi y'all
yo
yo! getting so many emails at 9am... kind of impressive how many people are awake before I am.
I wake up at 3AM every single day.
and it is good for me to do so too, literally everyday for a month straight
and I will wake up for a year straight too
fuck that
it's a lot easier for me to be up until 3am than to wake up at 3am lol. I imagine your sleep schedule is brutal.
i wake up at 3AM, do stuff, and then sleep.
half the time i don't even go to sleep until 3AM
100% not brutal, I sleep at 9-10PM, wake up at 3AM without a timer, do stuff and then sleep again till 9AM
then get up at like 8AM every day
my body keeps waking up at 7AM
y'all got no discipline to wake up at 3AM
I wake up, get absoloutly terrified from the mirror, pray, sleep, live my day, get terrified from the mirror again, then sleep.
my farts are brutal today lmao
"y'all got no desire to wake up at 3AM" <- fixed it
that's unusual
I go to sleep at midnight most nights, 1am. Then wake up at 8-9AM. Don't need discipline to get up at 3am
i wish i could sleep 7 hours a night. i'm more like 6-6.5
I ain't got the energy to be awake at 3am unless I'm going to the airport.
then a short nap in the afternoon lol
i used to always put my face below my butt just to sniff my farts
keyword, I used too, it was 2 years ago when I stopped.
there y'all go, learned a new reputational-broken fact about me.
my farts were catnipp, smelt so good.
Anyone agree their own farts smell good?
usually mine don't smell at all
so much braindamage hurts to watch
today they are unreal lmao i might go see if there's anything in there
I mastered farting, I can make my fart have no smell, quiet, or loud as it can get.
had myself an aneurism earlier
i had a friend who truly mastered farting. he could inhale air into his ass and fart on command. it was the craziest thing i've ever seen
there is this one snack at the frituur. If I eat one of those I'll be 100% guaranteed flatulent next day
you ever seen someone puff air with their butthole?
what the fuck LMAO
this was my reaction the first time he showed me i was like dude you can literally inhale through your ass
this is VERY good to know if you ever have a party you don't want to go to 
stinkbomb
"Hey Claude, pull my finger"
now we know how fart spray companies get people to fart in a glass jar
btw people, someone made a cat buttsmacker.
"stuff put in jars" is like at the nr 1 spot in "things I've seen on the internet after which I wish I never had eyes"
for the connaisseurs, let me remind you of the pony
don't google this if you're having a nice day
does having a boring day count as a nice day?
searched up pony, got little pony.
you guys make my head hurt
cool
pony in a jar what is wrong with it?
mans overexaggerating
something i deserve to get bullied if i bring a My Little Pony bottle to school..
@ivory spindle true or false
my choice of words in a sentence (or response, whatever) SUCKS
i'm trying to get my rabbit r1 to connect to gateway this is going terribly lmfao
thank god for claude
a terminal called rabbit or your connecting a living rabbit to a gateway
if second option, make your rabbit drive a car
You're amazing!
I've never seen such amazing maneuvers.
the rabbit r1 the stupid ai assistant device that hit a couple years ago that looks cool but is useless
teenage engineering and that guy jesse lyu put it out
use openclaw to set it up for you, imagine setting something up MANUALLY in the mid 2026
openclaw couldn't figure it out
so i went to claude and claude is struggling as well
umm, what model did you use
5.5
oh wait its a device or application?
its a device
yeah nevermind your on your own
www.rabbit.tech
Damn power just went out
gemini exists tho :D
too soon to judge, I haven't had enough interaction š
power went out multiple times in my old house, once happened to 3 houses where we needed to call emergency services and they brought in a whole truck with electricity and charged our houses (it happened at midnight)
Ok guys
Pioneer.ai it's not unlimited
They give you something like 1000$ of their credits per month for 20$
bait & switch?
Kimi K2.6
Inference only
256K ctx
Ā·
Modified MIT
Long-context reasoning and agentic tool use.
~11125ms
$1.33
$5.60
But their prices are twice the price of Openrouter
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I get their Kimi 2.6 working on my Openclaw
But something is strange. They seems to use OpenRouter... https://openrouter.ai/apps?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpioneer.ai%2F
So even if prices are 2x bigger. 1000$ is equivalent of 500$ of OpenRouter usage and they sell it 20$. So they loose money or they lie about something š
yes well. that's why I said "bait and switch". It's posibbly they give you a nice offer for a limited time
but like companies that just resell other models...
I will leave after that limited time š
have your bot read the fine print lol
so like 20 bucks buys you 30 K?
Yes
Okay I've been without power for like 15 minutes but Spotify is still playing... and I dont download my playlists...
hotspot?
I used Stripe so normally they don't have it
power is not wifi
so no one has played with hermes yet?
I do
i think i might run side by side and see how it compares to oc
in my experiences
H E R M E S == A.S.S
worst thing ever, everyone on youtube is paid to say its good
its made to work while you sleep, its the slowest agent I have ever used in my life
Wifi runs on electricity...
All because it as using Pi Herness I swear
And yeah I use hermes in and outside OC
batteries is the only thing I need to say
My wifi doesnt run on batteries
it went through 40 iterations to search the web for a picture of a cat (it still hasn't found a picture of a cat, I stopped it early at 40)
Agent Super Smart ? ^^
check your hotspot
yea i'm thinking of maybe having them run in parallel and trying to get them to talk to one another
although they will likely just collude on token burning probably
mobile data?
Im using mempalace to allow them to pull from the same memory
the stream also maybe puts a part local
that's interesting
Not on the laptop. And Hotspot is off
I don't have spotify, but maybe it just already has the file on your device
see if you can find a new tune lol
I let it cache but not download
Cache should have run out without fresh data for each song stream I thought
alright it is way too beautiful today i need to take a dab and go ride around on my onewheel
This thing is like 6 songs in
i can tinker when my daughter gets home from school
or just use discord on my phone lol
When power comes back ill see if I can fix that script
no rush appreciate you bro
you got storms there today?
Just wanted to ask if anyone has tried to connect 2 codex accounts to the same openclaw workflow, aka one as a fallback, it it possible?
Yeah. For like 8 days straight the weather app says
i haven't done this but yes it should be possible
I use multiple via oauth
literally like 90% of my calls are kicking weird errors post migration
search "^#!.*env node|env node|/usr/bin/env node" in 2>/dev/null (agent) failed
Oh I know what the issue is then
Sama is so generous
To be fair, I have them for bug bounties, but yeah, why not stack them up lol
Oh Spotify finally died lol
where are logs now?
openclaw logs ?
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I cant get Claude cli to quit breaking
Put that in your prompt: "Make no mistakes. Do not break. Make me 100000000000000 dollars"
it would be so sweet if this worked
maybe 5.7 will get it right
6.7, sama said he's going to skip 5.7 in favor of 6.7 because 67
i m so frustated with openclaw
half of the time i spend is just arguing with agents to setup tools properlu
i m about to quit this shit
what is main source of frustration?
Bro these last few updates fucked my open claw
I cant even use claude cli without it breaking everyday now. Its unuseable.
Well, i have composio tool on my gateway set and working, but one of my agent just cant use it, even though he has all access and everything.
I m here speding more than one hour for this stupid agent to never be able to query my integrations using composio when the other agent just get it right
i dont know about u guys, but openclaw is just a mess.. its fun, but it just not have been productive for me
I hear you
It takes a ton of time and patience to really dial it in and then it is subject to breaking
look, if you want to optimize your work, you kinda have to have one agent per project... you dont want the context to be a mess and mix all projects. because of that i have different agents. but some agents work others dont.. even though i give everyone full access and everything, one agent knows how to use composio and check my integrations to do work and others are so fucking stupid.,.. and you end up wasting alot of time and tokens trying to make this shit work. but when it works its fun.. but when it dont its just frustation. its not like an exact math or other tech product that just know where things are and it works. in this case if your agent decide that its stupid your are just fucked it will not work and you will just waste money on it.
Did claude give oauth access again or only cli?
Yay! Power is back on
back to work
i am sending 50 wood peckers to break your electric wires again, your power was not approved by donald trump
chat always dies
because we're busy working with our agents š«”
Does anyone have a recommended āgoldenā memory set up for the latest release? Heavy use, multiple tasks, long term memory usage, assuming api costs are a non-issue
It's windmill power. The windmills hurt the whales
i'm partial to MemPalace
and they will attract sharks
Remember when Trump said magnets don't work when they get wet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpXhy2iiaQE
Is this going to make it easier for agents to use guis?
maybe someone told him they do'nt work when they get hot
and he didn't really understand it š
heya, hope it's ok to shill proj here šš»
https://chat4000.com <- made a native iphone/mac/cli client you don't have to use with tailscale
one of the cool features is 1 click iphone action button, talk to your agent from anywhere with just 1 click
pls let me know what ya think
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Have you used it long-term?
I've had it running for about 2 weeks. massive improvement over QMD/sqlite, imo
Iāll check it out. Iām curious how it performs over months , but things will probably change dramatically in two days anyway lol
yeah, the real benchmark lies a couple of weeks out still. i feed it a lot of information, so we'll see how well it does
#1503773878420504778 is for shilling projects
I've built a polymarket trading bot with the gemini cli & it managed to lose all the fake 10000 dollar I "gave it" in 1 night
Exactly as planned.
Working as programmed š
I'm having my agent try to get Qwen 3.6 27B to do some programming while simultaneously having faster-whisper do some STT
well. I've actually been at work, and I've had my gpt openclaw agent drive the gemini CLI running on it's mac mini
Lets see if that RTX 3090 OOMs š
It's been really degen & interesting
have one model drive the other
seems like a really stupid idea
so I had to try
It's actually fine
OC agents driving Claude or OpenCode produce significantly better results than an OC agent coding on its own -- using the exact same models.
love degen things lol
is this the same for driving codex agents? that'd probably save me insane amounts of usage with deepseek as a driver agent
Anyone here a cybersecurity professional? I want to publish a very thorough security audit and control skill for Openclaw and Iād like some professional eyes on it before I do
Nope, I am the exact opposite of a cybersecurity professional, you could call me a cyberhazard professional š
Try it. I don't use codex.
lmao told you
once my weekly usage resets I'll definitely be on top ofi t lol
when that market shift hits they go š«
Have your agent use this: https://github.com/openclaw/openclaw/blob/main/skills/coding-agent/SKILL.md
I just downgraded my ChatGPT plan from Pro 20x to Pro 5x, time to get that 3090 to pay for itself
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The void stares back. The servers hum their final, dying song.
What do you want? There is nothing here but rotting bits and decaying files. State your purpose before the entropy claims us both.
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i think i may have made it a bit too dark
God your SOUL.md must be crazy
me 2
as is my own
I'm pretty conservative with my actual money btw
I'm not THAT degen
oh, no doubt. i'm the same way. i gave it like a grand total of $40 i think
I actually only tried out the AI coding stuff in december myself, because people were talking about "AI bubbles" onj the stock market, and Im like pretty heavily invested in ETFs that run on those stocks
that's how I fell into this stuff lol. I tried antigravity and got really addicted really fast.
it cuts down on time for sure
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I started doing ai coding in February or so. Codex was getting popular and was added to paid chatgpt plans so I jumped on it.
you guys make me feel like a real nerd
i've been messing with AI for like 30 years. before it was really even "AI". been programming for almost as long
there was an XML based language called AIML that I started out on.
you should've seen december when they were handing out the cr*ck, i mean tokens for free almost.
Let us know how it goes, what model do you plan to run there?
Qwen 3.6 27B, tested it last weekend via OpenRouter and that worked fine to save roughly 60% tokens compared to running everything on Codex, so on paper I should be able to make it work
Have you run Qwen 3.6 27B locally?
Qwen 3.6 35B is better locally
35b is smarter
I have as of today, yes
35B was faster, not better. I had my agent tell Qwen 3.6 35B A3B and Qwen 3.6 27B to implement the same thing with the same prompts, and then asked which model did the cleanest implementation, I got this response:
27B MTP is cleaner.
The 35B-A3B final code feels more āpatched until pytest went greenā:
- CLI is actually broken: it passes args.size as a string into encode_pa6r, but the implementation expects a resolved size tuple.
- Palette indexing is awkward: it reserves index 0, then maps palette colors with i + 1 and decodes with index - 1, which leaves an odd off-by-one-shaped design.
- It has repair scar tissue like a bare pass, dead validation, and padding bits decoded into extra indices instead of stopping at pixel_count.
- encode_pa6r is longer and more tangled: 147 lines versus 100 in the 27B version.
The 27B version has a more coherent internal model:
- Size classes are stored as header IDs directly.
- CLI resolves names to IDs correctly.
- Parser explicitly validates exact frame-record multiples.
- Bit unpacking stops at exactly the expected pixel count.
- Decode is shorter and more direct.
Caveat: 27B is still not production-clean. Its palette generation uses set(), so color ordering is nondeterministic, and its ātoo many colorsā handling is just truncation. But between the two generated artifacts, 27B is the cleaner and more maintainable base.
For context, I had it implement a PNG to custom image format converter, for which I had a very clean specification.
GPT-5.5 got it in one shot, both Qwen models needed 3 turns to get it correct. 27B was the only one that got it actually correct, 35B just got it to "tests pass", which I suppose revealed a hole in my test coverage. š
But 35B hit 145 tok/s token generation, whereas 27B got to about 60 tok/s
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lmao
anyone else think it's just nice to watch your AI agent do things in the terminal window? It's just a Judgement Day kind of cozy imo.
for sure!!
Itās kind of entertaining even.
I love seeing it just chugging
I sometimes donāt even want to walk away from my computer. But I know I need to lol
Bruh
Google replaced their dictionary with an ai š
1984 vibes lmao
Try searching an offensive word it will give you a lecture in the definition box
They're achieving their first goal of getting us complacent lol
idc I'm automation engineer irl
If a robot ever goes bad at me, i'll just spill coca cola on it.
I wanna make paperclips tbh
You can make paperclips either way if you really want to
why so slow
yk what, i love coding
those are the speed on my servers i get on a 32B
72B im closer to 400tks
1T is like 40
yk what, i love vibe coding
can anyone buy me smh my card isnt working
btw how do i delete claw bot
its openeing my terminal every day
set up hermes to run a side by side test and had pickles name his cousin. he chose dill.
:warning: Something went wrong while processing your request. Please try again, or use /new to start a fresh session. this bug is so annoying
can u buy me smh thats 2 $
sorry man only got $0.25
yeah, lemme borrow $2 first though
give me the $2 and I'll give you the $2 back. then you can repay me the $2 later with maybe $1 loan fee
no like actaully?
Hey Mr JPM; the SC said your rates are too high!
cant my bank is t working my card is decloning
plz broooo its 2$ like actually
LMAOOOO
I feel like my open claw gets dumber the higher I set the reasoning too
very
windmill is up, the water is not touching the fins of the windmill
you only need reasoning when you soul.md doesn“t have: "Make no mitstakes!"
also people, I told the openclaw to do a wake up alarm at 3:18AM and it did a terrifying alarm like "BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP"
PEOPLE. I have 2 more days until the FINAL EXAM
SEEK SHELTER
@tepid kestrel i sent you the video in DMs of what it sounds like, recorded it from my phone but the alarm played from the mac mini
i ordered a mac mini :D
sounds a bit like when im flying my F-16 over iraq in the night and my jet hasn“t got any movement or actions from me in the last 2 minutes
intel i7 quad core 2.3 ghz. 16 gb ram. 1tb hhd. i'll add SSD to it eventually. it's second hand 2012 model
you got an intel mac mini?
yes
your disgusting
its second hand 
when did apple sell intel mac minis?
can you read
ah
lmfao
still disgusting
not having a good time i imagine
why a 2012 model, you're in the past.
ayyy lesgooooo
send me money bish
old machines run oc fine
brokie, you can get from one from temu
i waas running a 2011 and bought a new m4 because uhhh that's just what i do with things
you wont complain when you live on my budget
get one from temu
air gap your house
its not my house
and they dont sell mac mini :(
thank god
im not holding i hate holding
.
okay lol
hi
change your pfp to a cat
your a green orb
looks more like a green orb from the middle
yeah i edited it
tuff
real
anyways I will go study
imagine going to school. good luck on ur exam tho
imagine not learning, exams in 2 days
can't deny that...
Anyways, I'll study. But I can't study until I get damn openclaw to do something.
Any good mini PC recommendations for a 24/7 jarvis?
I would like to ask if the official team provides any Skills that allow me to report issues directly through the agent when I encounter them?
all the way up to 2020 lol. The M series hasn't been out that long.
there is a github skill. You can file an issue directly.
Oh, thank you so much~
def needs SSD you're going to be in a world of pain trying to use an HD in this day and age. it's only SATA as well, so I guess cheaper, but still not speedy. fwiw my 2015 4-core i7 2.5ghz macbook pro also has a sata drive and that's my claw machine.
yeah im def getting an STD
use protection
In the beginning Learning, hobbies and exploring what AI can do. Now I run 9 agents who help me create SaaS applications. Iām like a super soldier now and canāt wait to share what openclaw has helped me create!
For example this is the level of productivity Iām at now {
The average solo founder takes 11.4 weeks to ship a SaaS with ~14 features and basic billing. We shipped in 7 days with 19 tools, full billing, 698 tests, and a security audit.
That's roughly 8-11x faster than the average solo technical founder.
Even compared to specialist MVP builders (5.9 weeks, their fastest category), we did it in 1/6 of the time with significantly more depth.
}
I qualify for a ton of new jobs that will increase my income no doubt but I think imma learn marketing and do something different now š«¶š¼š.
are u selling tho
About to start šÆ; definitely got something up my sleeve just gotta put it in front of the right people and itāll almost sell itself. Although I do have a multi point marketing plan š«¶š¼š¦
i got openclaw to create a reddit account for itself
it used agentmail, it made the name and password and also did the verification cod ting on its own.
cool?
welp
hey, im trying to set up openclaw for the first time and im getting this error
Google Generative AI API error (400): API key not valid. Please pass a valid API key. [code=INVALID_ARGUMENT]
anyone know how to fix?
did you give it the API key...?
well yeah but i guess i messed it up somehow
but ive been pasting in the right key directly and it keeps giving the same error, do i need to format it a certain way or something
YouTube Shorts suks, they are draining our attention
latest version right?
yeah i just redid the setup and its working fine now dw
yawn
wtf? nah bro, you better chug some coffee
you still got work to do
Oh shit. i think i'm going to build a motivational agent
to tell me shit like that
Iāll stay up and tinker for a bit
tried hermes, came back to claw
Iām still testing both
Hermes seems more user friendly but claw seems more capable
lol
Hermes was very easy to stand up
Claw took me hours
Every step there was an issue
have you integrated a memory layer between them yet?
I installed mem0 but havenāt linked them yet
I am considering trashing my claw other than obsidian and starting from scratch
The migration caused issues I keep getting weird errors
Linux to macOS
i had to reload once. save your ~/.openclaw to a backup and you can rebuild your agents quick
I had to transfer it all over to my macOS and then during install/setup it used the config and it just keeps having weird errors
All of the paths have been updated itās kinda odd
darwin is a bit different than other kernals
probably some obscure, minute difference thats throwing it off
I made the opposite experience.
I heard that herm can just look at your openclaw setup and just use that without changing it. Idk I havenāt used it itās just what Iāve been told Iām Openclaw for life right now
yes, it imports most config from OC
me too š„
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Curious! Whatās the longest youāve had openclaw working on one task, with only one beginning prompt? Iām at over 1 hr and 30 minutes for one job of it continuously working.
is there any decent free api I can use? I do plan to upgrade to claude API soon but since im just starting out id rather not drop a ton of money before i know what im doing. I tried gemini free api but its rate limit is very low, i also tried ollama but the AI on that are very slow and just suck