Dernic Thread

[cinder orchid]

Dern

[golden remnant]

dren

[obsidian sigil]

sus

[golden remnant]

deren

[golden remnant]

dnre

[cinder orchid]

Jacob?

[golden remnant]

nice pfp 💀

h*lter with a waifu 💀 💀 💀

💀

[odd valley]

hilter?

[cinder orchid]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/845451389652303882/992636245417132052/caption.gif

[golden remnant]

sus

[cinder orchid]

rise, dernic thread

@golden remnant

[golden remnant]

hi

[cinder orchid]

hello

I totally kicked your ass today with the help of the seaskipper

I also kicked the ass of the panic zealot with his help

[cinder orchid]

what?

[golden remnant]

You are now entering Thanos

[golden remnant]

ok

[cinder orchid]

@golden remnant

[golden remnant]

@cinder orchid hi

[cinder orchid]

I defeated you recently

[golden remnant]

i know

my eye is in tears

[cinder orchid]

do you know with who I defeated you?

[golden remnant]

i forgor

[cinder orchid]

how can you forget this?

[golden remnant]

i have only an eye

no brain

[golden remnant]

no cerebrum

[golden remnant]

ah yes i partially remember now

i feel betrayed

[cinder orchid]

why?

[golden remnant]

seaskipper was my bestie

[cinder orchid]

we also killed your totem

[golden remnant]

panic zealot is my enemy because its the only entity i cannot see with my own eye

because its in my blind spot

its drunk anywaysd

drank too much nemract whiskey

[cinder orchid]

@golden remnant how about a staring contest?

[golden remnant]

making it 100x more powerful

[golden remnant]

ah yes

i was built for this

[cinder orchid]

ok

let's start

[golden remnant]

ignore the fact that i blink when fighting adventurers

[cinder orchid]

there is a fly on your eye

[golden remnant]

resists

WTF

[cinder orchid]

your eye get's dry

[golden remnant]

flew inside my pupil

[cinder orchid]

v0re it

[golden remnant]

its in my retina help

lemme fire my super powerful magma slime beam

peww

[cinder orchid]

don't you blink before doing it?

[golden remnant]

totally realistic noises

[golden remnant]

not always

only sometimes

[cinder orchid]

I'll put a stick into your eye

[golden remnant]

AH No

fuck i blinked

you win

[cinder orchid]

finally

can I get your pupil now?

[golden remnant]

i am a disappointment to the dern beast

[cinder orchid]

I need another pupil for my collection

[golden remnant]

nah ill just grant you unlimited access to dern portal if you leave me alone

you can fight my sibling still inside the dern beast

[cinder orchid]

but you kicked me out once

[golden remnant]

and get his pupil instead

[cinder orchid]

btw

can you translate this for me?

[golden remnant]

ah yes this

[cinder orchid]

and where you lurking when I was in dern?

[golden remnant]

shhh

that was imposter eye

[cinder orchid]

but I saw you a view minutes after it

[golden remnant]

ok fine i admit

it was me

[cinder orchid]

and why where you there?

[golden remnant]

i was spying one people

[cinder orchid]

what?

[golden remnant]

i cant let you cross into dern

or boss will fire me

[cinder orchid]

baka'L?

[golden remnant]

no

dern beast

[cinder orchid]

which one?

[golden remnant]

the one who rules over darkness

not the endermen on dead island

[cinder orchid]

I know how you can beat it easily

uh... but I don't want to get weird

[golden remnant]

uh ok

[cinder orchid]

so you know the quest bigger picture?

[golden remnant]

yes

[cinder orchid]

and you know the drawen city Thanos?

[golden remnant]

yep

[cinder orchid]

I'll stop here

[golden remnant]

isnt thanos that purple dude with a wrinkled chin

[cinder orchid]

I'll stop here.

[golden remnant]

okay

[cinder orchid]

just combine the two

[golden remnant]

wtf

[cinder orchid]

I'll stop here

[golden remnant]

you better

[turbid zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/corntango-gif-20841348

[turbid zealot]

But Greg is dernic

[golden remnant]

dernic greg

light greg

[obsidian sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/ip-grabber-ip-grabber-thanos-gif-21846609

[turbid zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/do-we-have-an-address-isobel-castille-fbi-do-we-have-location-information-do-we-have-a-lead-gif-25962388

[golden remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/get-doxxed-idiot-earth-gif-25842102

[turbid zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/1984-gif-19260546

[odd valley]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-embed-fail-embed-discord-embed-gif-embed-gif-21924703

.
.
.

[turbid zealot]

Get trolled

[turbid zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[turbid zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-fail-embed-success-epic-embed-fail-gif-25575307

[desert raft]

dernic thread

[desert raft]

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[turbid zealot]

Part of taq

🤯

[golden remnant]

this gifs look like those advertisements on minecraft server webstites

[cinder orchid]

@golden remnant

[pearl obsidian]

Wt

[golden remnant]

hehehe

[cinder orchid]

welcome in dern

[pearl obsidian]

Huh

[golden remnant]

[pearl obsidian]

Ahat exactly

[turbid zealot]

hello dernic thread

[cinder orchid]

@golden remnant how is the weather in dern today

[golden remnant]

bruh

you cant speak in dernic

[pearl obsidian]

Bruh

[golden remnant]

here

racism

omg

[turbid zealot]

who is heiloulex

[golden remnant]

weather?

[timid hawk]

what is it with this image

[golden remnant]

what weather

[pearl obsidian]

What

Weather

What?

[golden remnant]

its literally been the same

[quaint wind]

yes

[golden remnant]

FOR THE PAST 120 YEARS

[cinder orchid]

is it hot or cold in dern today?

[turbid zealot]

not this agane 😭

[golden remnant]

from my infinite wisdom

probably very cold for you

[cinder orchid]

greg's real name

the portals open

that's why it opened in the first place

[odd valley]

what is this

[cinder orchid]

dern

[turbid zealot]

your mom is

i will not make a your mom joke

[timid hawk]

i mean i guess you did ask me to take the screenshot for funny

[turbid zealot]

me when i play hunted then suddenly

triflame has added you asa a friend

[golden remnant]

omg

no way

real name

[turbid zealot]

you should make a heilolux fan club

[cinder orchid]

#972906968635306025 is enough

[turbid zealot]

then make heliolux art

[golden remnant]

[turbid zealot]

i bet 5 stx theres already heliolux art

[cinder orchid]

put ** in front and behind it

[golden remnant]

wait fr?

[turbid zealot]

godly

[cinder orchid]

you can write more with them there

[golden remnant]

lol imagine

couldnt be me

[cinder orchid]

genesis of the end

[turbid zealot]

i love lari so much

[cinder orchid]

wrong thread

[turbid zealot]

lari is in dern right now

fighting evil!

[golden remnant]

omg

[odd valley]

dern has made many victims

such as the obsessor

:pensive:

[cinder orchid]

no one cares about the obsessors

they killed lucio

[odd valley]

they did not
he is fine

[cinder orchid]

he is not

[golden remnant]

guys what is the opposite of obsessor?

[turbid zealot]

thank god lari is fine

fine as hell that is

[cinder orchid]

rossesbo

[golden remnant]

an obesesor

[turbid zealot]

a hater???

[odd valley]

he's part of the hivemind now and basically immortal

[golden remnant]

my humor is bad

forgib me

[cinder orchid]

forgib

[odd valley]

that was me......

[turbid zealot]

https://www.wordhippo.com/what-is/the-opposite-of/obsession.html

[cinder orchid]

yes

[odd valley]

the sanityzer

[turbid zealot]

sanity

[cinder orchid]

tru

[turbid zealot]

[odd valley]

who is skylaar

[turbid zealot]

please change your name

thank you

+respect

[golden remnant]

skylaar

[odd valley]

||pop||

[golden remnant]

💩

[turbid zealot]

now put lari best npc

[golden remnant]

who win slykaar or skylaar

[odd valley]

now slykaar on the other hand is cool

[turbid zealot]

what is cool about slykaar

[odd valley]

epic rap battles of history

[odd valley]

he makes slimes

[turbid zealot]

slimes already exist

[cinder orchid]

slimes stink

[turbid zealot]

[odd valley]

yes but he makes more of them
more is better

[turbid zealot]

he does experiments with people

sounds familiar 🤔

[cinder orchid]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388406403791978516/988043415704961034/wynnerd.gif

[odd valley]

oh no hes like the 20 other npcs in wynn that experiment on people

[turbid zealot]

and hes the biggest one

[cinder orchid]

no

[sharp tendon]

skill issue

[cinder orchid]

this iron golem dude is bigger

[sharp tendon]

their sacrifice were worth it

[cinder orchid]

the iron golems were worth it too

[turbid zealot]

thats what they all say

[turbid zealot]

in wynn

[cinder orchid]

in gavel

[turbid zealot]

he didnt say gavel

[cinder orchid]

he did

[turbid zealot]

where did he say it

[golden remnant]

@sharp tendon skylaar.

[sharp tendon]

that does not exist

[golden remnant]

skylaar

[pearl obsidian]

Too op

LOL

[sharp tendon]

I talked to the chest

[golden remnant]

ikr

its skylaar

skylaar the best

skylaar my beloved

[sharp tendon]

both of them are op

[pearl obsidian]

LOL

DO GOOD

[sharp tendon]

thank you snipping tool

[golden remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/greenscreen-snap-disintegrate-thanos-emoji-gif-22338008

[golden remnant]

so true

wait

lemme make every npc into an item

[sharp tendon]

I NEED THAT SOFTWARE NOWWWWWW

[cinder orchid]

don't

[sharp tendon]

BRJSHAKDSKFHFJ

[cinder orchid]

don't give it to him

[sharp tendon]

YOU CANTTT STOPA GOOGEL

[cinder orchid]

ok

cool

[cinder orchid]

what if it's not available to the public?

[sharp tendon]

wait does that actually exist?

[turbid zealot]

yes

i have lari's scarf on me at all times

it reminds me of her

[cinder orchid]

me2

[sharp tendon]

I FOWUND IT

[turbid zealot]

you too 🤨

[cinder orchid]

idk

[turbid zealot]

spread this propaganda

[golden remnant]

ava is the only half intelligent npc

actually

lari is the only dumb npc

idk

ava still isnt much better

[turbid zealot]

that sucks jackshit

[golden remnant]

like ava

[turbid zealot]

twa bow

i do not like twa boy

i do not like boys

[golden remnant]

twa boy

lmao

now which npc

oh i know

qira

who is more of a boss but ok

[odd valley]

jh -1

[golden remnant]

you can no longer jump trollface

now which npc should i make into an item?

[odd valley]

obsessor

[golden remnant]

[odd valley]

with like
60 million lifesteal

[golden remnant]

lmfao

[sharp tendon]

Can't manage to make the software give maximum-minimum identification

[golden remnant]

i wanted to make the req as dex

but accidentaly did def

lmao

cata 2.0

lemme use wynnbuilder it seems better

[odd valley]

make an antithykera supercomputer relik

[cinder orchid]

make slime boots

[turbid zealot]

these items suck

[sharp tendon]

HOW DO YOU MAKE THE IDENTIFICATIONS WORK AHHHHH

Fixed jt

It

[turbid zealot]

do you know base id

[sharp tendon]

Just had to use wynnbuilder not wynndata

[cinder orchid]

dern

[turbid zealot]

@karn7777#977

[sharp tendon]

You kinda broken the ping

[turbid zealot]

therea already a witherhead bow 🤓

[sharp tendon]

It's witherhead's prized bow

[sharp tendon]

oh

fixed

[golden remnant]

[cinder orchid]

das Auge

[cinder orchid]

dern

[golden remnant]

dren

[golden remnant]

i have awoken le thread

[odd valley]

boss 1 starts to play

[cinder orchid]

is there someone called dern on this discord?

[cinder orchid]

wtf

[sharp tendon]

what?

his sus pfp?

[cinder orchid]

yes

[sharp tendon]

or her

[sharp tendon]

lol

[turbid zealot]

that your grandparent picture?

[cinder orchid]

no

[odd valley]

Hey guys, did you know that the Eye

[golden remnant]

yes

i knew

[odd valley]

why does a fanfic have to be romantic

make a non romantic fanfic challenge (possible)

[cinder orchid]

sad

very sad

btw

happy birthday

[turbid zealot]

the eyes glow if you look at it long enough

[cinder orchid]

and?

[cinder orchid]

why does he need nsfw?

[turbid zealot]

he wants to see lari p*rn

and i told ori that hes 14

and he got nsfw blocked

[cinder orchid]

wait

why is he on wynnfics?

[turbid zealot]

for nsfw only

and hes mad at me beacuse i told ori his age

[odd valley]

this is not very dernic

[cinder orchid]

👁️

[cinder orchid]

we need to tell his parents that he is on wynnfics

[turbid zealot]

@sharp tendon he is right you know

[turbid zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/fnb-get-this-man-a-true-gif-25257480

where can i contact your parents

ima ctually calling

[cinder orchid]

because it's the worst wynn related discord

how would you know

[turbid zealot]

you dont even know about the lari discord

[cinder orchid]

which one?

[turbid zealot]

secret lari discord

[cinder orchid]

don't.

[turbid zealot]

wait

ill make as erver

[cinder orchid]

"Rabaluda's place of horror"

"slime town"?

[cinder orchid]

stop it

[cinder orchid]

I'm sure that this isn't what Imaxe wanted when he created lari

[turbid zealot]

this is exactly what imaxe wanted when he created lari

[golden remnant]

💀

[golden remnant]

wtf

[cinder orchid]

dude

you are 14

[golden remnant]

^

working on a new class idea cavalryman

[cinder orchid]

I wouldn't say that 50% are 14

but I would say that over 50% are under 18

lari cake

[golden remnant]

ikr

[cinder orchid]

why do you want lari nsfw then?

💀

[golden remnant]

why wouldnt i be able to

👁️

[cinder orchid]

@golden remnant is just a bootleg the eye

[golden remnant]

Liar

[cinder orchid]

no

you have made a GoTE remix and it is really bad

[golden remnant]

intentionally bad lmfao

[cinder orchid]

even this one is better
⚠️ very loud audio warning ⚠️

[sharp tendon]

This is hell

[golden remnant]

duh ofc it is this is best

[cinder orchid]

at least this server is save

[sharp tendon]

how???

[golden remnant]

dead

[sharp tendon]

????

[turbid zealot]

WTF

where

[stray star]

uh

#🌎wynncraft message

dont know the origin of that screenshot though

sadly

[golden remnant]

dren

[sharp tendon]

@lilac nymph

[golden remnant]

dude wtf is their pfp 💀

[sharp tendon]

sus thing

[golden remnant]

fr

[odd valley]

who is skylaar?

[turbid zealot]

chief keef

[golden remnant]

SKYLAAR

[turbid zealot]

das auge

[cinder orchid]

oh no, the eye plays roblox!

you have read to many fanfictions

[obsidian sigil]

is this furry roleplay channel

or ava roleplay

[odd valley]

this is the dernic thread

[golden remnant]

[cinder orchid]

wtf

is that the thing that @eager thistle was talking about?

[sharp tendon]

Someone. Hasn't spoken for 10 hours

Atleast in this server

[cinder orchid]

now delete it or I'll ping the mods

@sharp tendon

[eager thistle]

what

[cinder orchid]

nothing

@sharp tendon posted the corkus fanfiction

[eager thistle]

💀

[sharp tendon]

You said this @cinder orchid

[cinder orchid]

I'm not sure if it was the one that you all were talking bout

[eager thistle]

peaceful day or five gears

[cinder orchid]

peaceful day

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/262010576295821312/880008255391293490/image0.gif

@sharp tendon stop it

or I will ping the mods

[sharp tendon]

@cinder orchid you asked me for it

[cinder orchid]

I did not

[eager thistle]

that's not it

[sharp tendon]

.

[eager thistle]

just from the first sentence

that's not it

[cinder orchid]

I said that you have posted it

[sharp tendon]

That one is I don't have the .docx file

[cinder orchid]

not that you should post it

[sharp tendon]

Oh

R.i.p

[cinder orchid]

now delete it

[sharp tendon]

It's gone now

[eager thistle]

you know you really shouldn't be posting those fics

even if it's an immigration

immitation

[cinder orchid]

immigration

[eager thistle]

I hate

[cinder orchid]

I hate lari

[eager thistle]

autocorrect

[cinder orchid]

some guys have called me a lari simp again

[sharp tendon]

I still don't understand

[golden remnant]

this thread is dying

we must not let the darkness die

[odd valley]

since when are you a quaint creature

[golden remnant]

since 2 minutes ago

[odd valley]

doesnt that mean you are a furry

[cinder orchid]

He is not

[golden remnant]

im an exception to this rule

[golden remnant]

ok

[odd valley]

ew

[cinder orchid]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/262010576295821312/993292750755733514/final_62c22155b772fc00d4ba0e83_770888.gif

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/262010576295821312/993526952117940264/6km6fe.gif

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/262010576295821312/987595784528732170/unknown.gif

some gifs to remove that terrible image

[golden remnant]

@golden remnant

@golden remnant

[odd valley]

https://forums.wynncraft.com/threads/a-young-evil.301209/

actual dernic stuff

[cinder orchid]

I will not read sirkiddos fanfictions

and if I will only read the ones about lari

[odd valley]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/723183596441174038/987674507080781889/weeheeeee.mp4

[cinder orchid]

NSMBW was such a great game

[cinder orchid]

@golden remnant

[golden remnant]

@cinder orchid

im closer to your screen now

[cinder orchid]

why are you a quaint dernic creature

[golden remnant]

because i am.

[cinder orchid]

you mean giant dernic creature

it is a G not a Q

[golden remnant]

i mean yeah

i totally mispeleld that

[cinder orchid]

you totally did 🤓

[golden remnant]

🤓

[cinder orchid]

hello

[golden remnant]

Hello

[cinder orchid]

[golden remnant]

fr

[golden remnant]

guys the dernic thread is dying

we must defeat the light

once and for all

[odd valley]

no way are you the real karn7777?

[golden remnant]

(real)

[odd valley]

So...
what is the dern beast like?
If they're the opposite of orphion, I imagine they're quite subjective and emotional. They would also be humanoid, and have lots of people working for them. Smart too...

[obsidian sigil]

the dern beast is a thick, black furred silverfish furry

[odd valley]

no

orphion is a furry already and the opposite of furry is not furry

[golden remnant]

lmao