#2.0 shitposting

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hollow orchid
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...Literally every single time I check this FREAKING channel its ALWAYS about Lari or Ava INTERCOURSE. ITS ALWAYS ABOUT INTERCOURSE WITH THE DAMN BIRD OR WHINY ELF. THAT ARE BLOCKY. THEY ARE MINECRAFT CHARACTERS. THEY ARE MADE. OF. BLOCKS. WHY!!! IS IT!!! THAT!!! EVERY!!! SINGLE!!! PERSON!!! WANTS!!! INTERCOURSE!!! WITH!!! THE!!! FREAKING!!! BIRD!!! AND LET'S NOT FORGET, ALTERNATIVELY, if the members of this "amazing" discord server get bored of that, you wanna know what they do?? DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS!? THEY START SEXUALIZING OTHER BLOCK GAME CHARACTERS! THEY ARE FREAKING CUBES! CUBES! THEY HAVE ABSOLUTE NO BODY SHAPE!!! GUYS!!! GUYS! GUESS WHAT? UNLESS YOU FIND SOME WAY TO INSERT YOUR CONSIOUSNESS INTO THE GAME SOMEHOW, YOU CANNOT HAVE INTERCOURSE WITH ANY OF THE BLOCK GAME CHARACTERS. SORRY!!!!!! BUT YOU KNOW WHAT!? YOU SICK BEASTS PROBABLY WOULD SOMEHOW FIND A WAY TO GET IN THE GAME SOMEHOW. YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY!? YOU ARE DESPERATE! YOU PROBABLY HAVE NEVER SEEN A WOMAN IN THE REAL LIFE!! NOT ONE! ZERO! ZILCH! NULL! SO YOU IMMEDIATELY CLING ON TO THESE STUPID FREAKING BLOCK GAME WOMEN THAT DONT EXIST BECAUSE THATS SURELY THE BEST YOU'LL EVER GET! GOD, I'M ABOUT TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK OF PAIN! THIS ENTIRE DISCORD! THIS ENTIRE COMMUNITY!

solid briar
solid briar
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I am walking around in a bathroom textung with strangers on the internet who are half way across the globe
Welcome to discord

soft kernel
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thread revive

solid briar
soft kernel
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do i post the slightly different ava gif

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not gif per say

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but you get the point

sharp coral
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you dont

solid briar
soft kernel
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wtf

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music and kids videos?

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what next, all videos have miniplayer off?

soft kernel
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thread revive

void bronze
cunning mesa
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This update was excaxtly what i was hopeful of, this will be fun for many many hours then it will be fun a lot, maybe some new players who will join the server, and wynnxraft will personally always continue to be a good balanced game with good story and ok pve elements. Now a new level of depth has been adding to the game

quasi raft
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This update was exactly what I was looking for, this will be buggy for a couple hours then it becomes awesome, all the players will stay and more will come, but wynnxraft was personally always a lacking unbalanced game with bad story and poor pve elements. Now its just perfect

cunning mesa
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This update was exactly what I was looking for, this will be buggy for a couple hours then it becomes awesome, all the players will stay and more will come, but wynnxraft was personally always a lacking unbalanced game with bad story and poor pve elements. Now its just perfect

split schooner
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This update was exactly what I was looking for, this will be buggy for a couple hours then it becomes awesome, all the players will stay and more will come, but wynnxraft was personally always a lacking unbalanced game with bad story and poor pve elements. Now its just perfect

flat raptor
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This update was exactly what I was looking for, this will be buggy for a couple hours then it becomes awesome, all the players will stay and more will come, but wynnxraft was personally always a lacking unbalanced game with bad story and poor pve elements. Now its just perfect

cunning mesa
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This update was exactly what I was looking for, this will be buggy for a couple hours then it become

thorny depot
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This update was exactly what I was looking for, this will be buggy for a couple hours then it becomes awesome, all the players will stay and more will come, but wynnxraft was personally always a lacking unbalanced game with bad story and poor pve elements. Now its just perfect

jaunty pivot
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Wtf

fossil plank
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This update was excaxtly what i was hopeful of, this will be fun for many many hours then it will be fun a lot, maybe some new players who will join the server, and wynnxraft will personally always continue to be a good balanced game with good story and ok pve elements. Now a new level of depth has been adding to the game

sharp coral
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This update was excaxtly where i was scared of, this will be fun for a couple hours then it fails alot, maybe some nolifers who will stay here, but wynnxraft was personally always a good balanced game with good story and ok pve elements. Now its just over complicated

jaunty pivot
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Damnit

crude hare
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This update was exactly what I was looking for, this will be buggy for a couple hours then it becomes awesome, all the players will stay and more will come, but wynnxraft was personally always a lacking unbalanced game with bad story and poor pve elements. Now its just perfect

bitter zenith
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This update was excaxtly where i was scared of, this will be fun for a couple hours then it fails alot, maybe some nolifers who will stay here, but wynnxraft was personally always a good balanced game with good story and ok pve elements. Now its just over complicated

indigo mountain
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😭😭

pseudo prairie
quasi raft
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So true ...

nimble raptor
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This update was excaxtly where i was scared of, this will be fun for a couple hours then it fails alot, maybe some nolifers who will stay here, but wynnxraft was personally always a good balanced game with good story and ok pve elements. Now its just over complicated

cunning mesa
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This update was exactly what I was looking for, this will be buggy for a couple hours then it becomes awesome, all the players will stay and more will come, but wynnxraft was personally always a lacking unbalanced game with bad story and poor pve elements. Now its just perfect

hollow pier
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This update was exactly what I was looking for, this will be buggy for a couple hours then it becomes awesome, all the players will stay and more will come, but wynnxraft was personally always a lacking unbalanced game with bad story and poor pve elements. Now its just perfect

quasi raft
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This update was exactly what I was looking for, this will be buggy for a couple hours then it becomes awesome, all the players will stay and more will come, but wynnxraft was personally always a lacking unbalanced game with bad story and poor pve elements. Now its just perfect

warm cradle
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This update was exactly what I was looking for, this will be buggy for a couple hours then it becomes awesome, all the players will stay and more will come, but wynnxraft was personally always a lacking unbalanced game with bad story and poor pve elements. Now its just perfect

pseudo prairie
fossil thicket
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This update was excaxtly where i was scared of, this will be fun for a couple hours then it fails alot, maybe some nolifers who will stay here, but wynnxraft was personally always a good balanced game with good story and ok pve elements. Now its just over complicated

glass wigeon
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This update was excaxtly where i was scared of, this will be fun for a couple hours then it fails alot, maybe some nolifers who will stay here, but wynnxraft was personally always a good balanced game with good story and ok pve elements. Now its just over complicated

mystic spindle
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This update was excaxtly where i was scared of, this will be fun for a couple hours then it fails alot, maybe some nolifers who will stay here, but wynnxraft was personally always a good balanced game with good story and ok pve elements. Now its just over complicated

jaunty pivot
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Bruh

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I daid

glass wigeon
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This update was excaxtly where i was scared of, this will be fun for a couple hours then it fails alot, maybe some nolifers who will stay here, but wynnxraft was personally always a good balanced game with good story and ok pve elements. Now its just over complicated

jaunty pivot
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It isnt a good 2.0 update

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Maybe good 1.21

pseudo prairie
jaunty pivot
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No 2.0

pseudo prairie
fossil plank
# jaunty pivot It isnt a good 2.0 update

This update was excaxtly where i was scared of, this will be fun for a couple hours then it fails alot, maybe some nolifers who will stay here, but wynnxraft was personally always a good balanced game with good story and ok pve elements. Now its just over complicated

pseudo prairie
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thats crazy bro

mystic spindle
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This update was excaxtly where i was scared of, this will be fun for a couple hours then it fails alot, maybe some nolifers who will stay here, but wynnxraft was personally always a good balanced game with good story and ok pve elements. Now its just over complicated

fair scroll
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Salted is my god

quasi raft
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Salted is my daddy

cunning mesa
# jaunty pivot It isnt a good 2.0 update

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1245620/ELDEN_RING/

Steam
ELDEN RING

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Price

$59.99

Recommendations

358962

Metacritic

94

▶ Play video
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^ go there

glass wigeon
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This update was excaxtly where i was scared of, this will be fun for a couple hours then it fails alot, maybe some nolifers who will stay here, but wynnxraft was personally always a good balanced game with good story and ok pve elements. Now its just over complicated

devout linden
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Am I the only one who doesn’t see it as much of a change? Like it doesn’t seem like the “entire game getting reworked” I would have expected for 2.0. Both Gavel and the Economy updates seem much more like overhauls than this.

glass wigeon
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This update was excaxtly where i was scared of, this will be fun for a couple hours then it fails alot, maybe some nolifers who will stay here, but wynnxraft was personally always a good balanced game with good story and ok pve elements. Now its just over complicated

jaunty pivot
glass wigeon
vast gust
glass wigeon
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i will 100% get muted

fossil plank
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it's a shit take, especially without having played it...but lol honestly this is enough please don't send this guy harrassment i think there's been enough

jaunty pivot
glass wigeon
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pr

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im confused

jaunty pivot
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Am I the only one who doesn’t see it as much of a change? Like it doesn’t seem like the “entire game getting reworked” I would have expected for 2.0. Both Gavel and the Economy updates seem much more like overhauls than this.

cunning mesa
fossil plank
cunning mesa
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should we just make this thread 2.0 shitposting

glass wigeon
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idek

cunning mesa
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in general

glass wigeon
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whats going on

fossil plank
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it's a very bad take don't get me wrong but i think this is enough copypasting

cunning mesa
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2.0 shitposting

glass wigeon
quasi raft
glass wigeon
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@jaunty pivot mb

fossil plank
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i don't want this to get out of hand and they start getting harassed for too long

turbid zealot
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@past yew NEW LARI QUESTS, AWOOOOOOOOGAAAA

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LOVE LARI

sharp coral
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its a valid take

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but the amount of grammar and spelling mistakes

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ridiculed it

glass wigeon
quasi raft
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What the fuck there's a new lari quest?

turbid zealot
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idk

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i hope so

cunning mesa
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monkey noises

fossil plank
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laris

cunning mesa
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OOO O O O O O O

turbid zealot
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ill do it 50 times over

cunning mesa
turbid zealot
quasi raft
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So true ...

faint nest
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When tho?

fossil plank
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people get pissed whenever there is a change to their precious little game

faint nest
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Where did it say new
Lari quest

fossil plank
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but it's not their game and all they can do is cope harder

quasi raft
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I don't get why some people get pissed tbh

fossil plank
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literally every update i've ever been present for with this game someone somewhere has gotten mad almost immediately

quasi raft
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Things can change

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Deal with it

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I don't see what's so hard in that

cunning mesa
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bro wynncraft devs could come up with a cure for cancer and some mf would be like

fossil plank
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i literally don't get what's so wrong about this, this game has needed a change like this since forever

cunning mesa
mystic spindle
fossil plank
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cancer the helmet or cancer the uncontrolled growth of malicious cells

quasi raft
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the latter ofc saltroll

fossil plank
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ah

cunning mesa
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lmao

fossil plank
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also i was FUCKING RIGHT THERE WAS A PALADIN

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HAHAHA

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I MAKE A SUCCESSFUL PREDICTION

mystic spindle
quasi raft
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How do I get the discord role again

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I hate white

fossil plank
opal pilot
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are they only reworking galleons graveyard or are they reworking all the dungeons

glass wigeon
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@fossil plank i like your pfp

mystic spindle
faint nest
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ROCKKCPORKCORKOICKR

quasi raft
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unreal..

fossil plank
quasi raft
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Do I link in-game

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Or link discord to forum

mystic spindle
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COWMAN.
This is my last warning - do not be fatuous enough to ignore my admonitions.
DO NOT, under any circumstances, release 2.0
A MAJORITY OF THE CONTENT IS CHANGING THE META. THE CT IS SLACKING. We simply cannot accept this. I revere their work, yet I must still feel as if their projects are destitute of ardency - there is no rhythm to it; you must delay the update

cunning mesa
vapid phoenix
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This update was exactly what I was looking for, this will be buggy for a couple hours then it becomes awesome, all the players will stay and more will come, but wynnxraft was personally always a lacking unbalanced game with bad story and poor pve elements. Now its just perfect

cunning mesa
faint nest
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This update was exactly what I was looking for, this will be buggy for a couple hours then it becomes awesome, all the players will stay and more will come, but wynnxraft was personally always a lacking unbalanced game with bad story and poor pve elements. Now its just perfect

cunning mesa
opal comet
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nameless entity is moistcritikal confirmed

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cunning mesa
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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the ability tree. The design is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of gameplay & combat relationships most of the upgrades will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Wynn's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into its gameplay & balancing - its core philosophy draws heavily from Runescape literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike the ability tree truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Salted's existential catchphrase "rad :like emoji:" which itself is a cryptic reference to CraftedMovie. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Francis Mailloux's genius unfolds itself on their monitor. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Wynncraft tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

soft kernel
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moment

past yew
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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the ability tree. The design is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of gameplay & combat relationships most of the upgrades will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Wynn's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into its gameplay & balancing - its core philosophy draws heavily from Runescape literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike the ability tree truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Salted's existential catchphrase "rad :like emoji:" which itself is a cryptic reference to CraftedMovie. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Francis Mailloux's genius unfolds itself on their monitor. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Wynncraft tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

soft kernel
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rol
light forest
wynncraft presents
eo
nesaak rework
ugly thesead
new quests
reworked cowfusion i assume
gg rework or cgg?
more abilities
more upgrades
class archetypes
new raid
literally just videos of update
new damage system and stuff
dern jumpscare

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(video)

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the only good thing with revamped classes is that warrior might finally be fun

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anyone else hyped to not be able to do anything this update due to not having any class slots????

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revamp something that needs revamps: nahhhh
revamp spells: yeahhhh

past yew
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spells needed a revamp lmao what are you talking about

soft kernel
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spells work fine as is

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hold on ive got one more

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im sure everyone is glad they ignored soul points, lring, and hunted and focused on classes which already work fine as is

cunning mesa
soft kernel
cunning mesa
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nameless anomaly????😱😱😱😱 is this an scp (secure contain protect) reference???? omg scp 173 statue anomaly!!?!?? mtf (mobile task force) better go contain the anomaly 🤓🤓😂😂😂

faint nest
fresh jewel
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This update was exactly what I was looking for, this will be buggy for a couple hours then it becomes awesome, all the players will stay and more will come, but wynnxraft was personally always a lacking unbalanced game with bad story and poor pve elements. Now its just perfect

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nameless anomaly????😱😱😱😱 is this an scp (secure contain protect) reference???? omg scp 173 statue anomaly!!?!?? mtf (mobile task force) better go contain the anomaly 🤓🤓😂😂😂

noble spruce
nimble raptor
teal schooner
azure kiln
soft kernel
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rol
light forest
wynncraft presents
eo
nesaak rework
ugly thesead
new quests
reworked cowfusion i assume
gg rework or cgg?
more abilities
more upgrades
class archetypes
new raid
literally just videos of update
new damage system and stuff
dern jumpscare
(video)
the only good thing with revamped classes is that warrior might finally be fun
anyone else hyped to not be able to do anything this update due to not having any class slots????
revamp something that needs revamps: nahhhh
revamp spells: yeahhhh
im sure everyone is glad they ignored soul points, lring, and hunted and focused on classes which already work fine as is

azure kiln
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This update was excaxtly where i was scared of, this will be fun for a couple hours then it fails alot, maybe some nolifers who will stay here, but wynnxraft was personally always a good balanced game with good story and ok pve elements. Now its just over complicated

teal schooner
azure kiln
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nice announcement 👍

teal schooner
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👍

cunning mesa
teal schooner
fossil plank
nimble raptor
opal comet
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I should dip my balls in sulfuric acid

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teal schooner
loud depot
quartz blade
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This update was excactly what i was pooping, this will poop for many many hours then it will be poop a lot, maybe some new poopers who will join the poop, and poopcraft will personally always continue to be a poop poopy poop with good poop and ok poop elements. Now a new level of poop has been added to the poop.

opal comet
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No transparency

quartz blade
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no balls

warm cradle
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actually tho

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what's the reference

faint nest
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You dont wanna know

warm cradle
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i do not

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and im worried

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assuming its something to do w/ Ava simps but idk the specifics

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is it like a shitty fanfic or something

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or

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or is it worse

azure kiln
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lmao

warm cradle
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i should write a wynncraft fanfic because it would be funny

azure kiln
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you should

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join the wynnfics server like

warm cradle
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ok heres the outline

Its a new day in ragni. I've decided to be an assassin. i cant wait to assassinate someone

Becomes a soldier? Official soldier certified by a government? As an assassin

Can't assassinate ragni king (sad)

azure kiln
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hot

split schooner
warm cradle
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ah

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oh

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ah

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that

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ok

azure kiln
split schooner
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idk ask rain maybe

warm cradle
# azure kiln sauce?

To what end… why would you seek such and end. By what means do you achieve such an end, and to what purpose? To what end?

soft kernel
azure kiln
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greg spam like

warm cradle
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Is that his given name

soft kernel
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rol
light forest
wynncraft presents
eo
nesaak rework
ugly thesead
new quests
reworked cowfusion i assume
gg rework or cgg?
more abilities
more upgrades
class archetypes
new raid
literally just videos of update
new damage system and stuff
dern jumpscare
(video)
the only good thing with revamped classes is that warrior might finally be fun
anyone else hyped to not be able to do anything this update due to not having any class slots????
revamp something that needs revamps: nahhhh
revamp spells: yeahhhh
im sure everyone is glad they ignored soul points, lring, and hunted and focused on classes which already work fine as is

soft kernel
warm cradle
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It is now

soft kernel
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i call them "dern beast" or ">dern jumpscare"

soft kernel
warm cradle
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That’s deffo not the dern beast

soft kernel
warm cradle
soft kernel
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its a beast and its dark or smth

warm cradle
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Yeah

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The Dern monster

soft kernel
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ah

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dern monster instead of dern beast lmao

warm cradle
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The dern creature

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Dern being

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Dern critter maybe

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Dern vertebrate maybe

soft kernel
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dern creature?! its a living being too!

warm cradle
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Dern Madame

soft kernel
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Sir Dern

warm cradle
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Indeed!

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Lowkey tho how did they make the dern raid boss

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How did they get a model like that into the game

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It’s hella smooth

opal comet
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Dernuts in your mouth

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Haha gottem

teal schooner
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that

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just sounds like deer nuts

opal comet
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Oh my god

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Orphion has horns like a deer

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Oh no, oh nonononono

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Dern beast is orphion's nuts confirmed

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Salted what have you done

teal schooner
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no way

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🤯

warm cradle
quartz blade
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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the ability tree. The design is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of gameplay & combat relationships most of the upgrades will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Wynn's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into its gameplay & balancing - its core philosophy draws heavily from Runescape literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike the ability tree truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Salted's existential catchphrase "rad :like emoji:" which itself is a cryptic reference to CraftedMovie. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Francis Mailloux's genius unfolds itself on their monitor. What fools... how I pity them. joy And yes by the way, I DO have a Wynncraft tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

karmic echo
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vip_greg

split schooner
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I am blocking anyone with the flag “🇺🇦” in their name or bio, the reason is because I feel like people are giving too much attention to this when Dreamsexuals have been suffering for months, dreamsexuality is more important then this Ukraine thing, put “💚🖤🤍” instead.

loud depot
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I am blocking anyone with the flag “🇺🇦” in their name or bio, the reason is because I feel like people are giving too much attention to this when Dreamsexuals have been suffering for months, dreamsexuality is more important then this Ukraine thing, put “💚🖤🤍” instead.

warm cradle
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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the reasons behind dreamsexuality. The sexuality is extremely unique, and without a solid grasp of gender & anthropological philosophy, most of the concepts will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Dream's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into its traits & characteristics - its core philosophy draws heavily from a Parasocial feeling of communication. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these sexualities, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about THEIR LIFE. As a consequence people who oppress the sexuality truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Dream's existential catchphrase "I'm Dream from minecraft" which itself is a cryptic reference to Aristotle's model of tragedy and Hamartia. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as the Minecraft Youtuber community's genius unfolds itself on their monitor. What fools... how I pity them. joy And yes by the way, I DO have a Dream tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

fresh jewel
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This update was exactly what I was looking for, this will be buggy for a couple hours then it becomes awesome, all the players will stay and more will come, but wynnxraft was personally always a lacking unbalanced game with bad story and poor pve elements. Now its just perfect

pseudo prairie
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I am blocking anyone with the flag “🇺🇦” in their name or bio, the reason is because I feel like people are giving too much attention to this when Dreamsexuals have been suffering for months, dreamsexuality is more important then this Ukraine thing, put “💚🖤🤍” instead.

quartz blade
fresh jewel
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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the reasons behind dreamsexuality. The sexuality is extremely unique, and without a solid grasp of gender & anthropological philosophy, most of the concepts will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Dream's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into its traits & characteristics - its core philosophy draws heavily from a Parasocial feeling of communication. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these sexualities, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about THEIR LIFE. As a consequence people who oppress the sexuality truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Dream's existential catchphrase "I'm Dream from minecraft" which itself is a cryptic reference to Aristotle's model of tragedy and Hamartia. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as the Minecraft Youtuber community's genius unfolds itself on their monitor. What fools... how I pity them. joy And yes by the way, I DO have a Dream tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

soft kernel
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rol
light forest
wynncraft presents
eo
nesaak rework
ugly thesead
new quests
reworked cowfusion i assume
gg rework or cgg?
more abilities
more upgrades
class archetypes
new raid
literally just videos of update
new damage system and stuff
dern jumpscare
(video)
the only good thing with revamped classes is that warrior might finally be fun
anyone else hyped to not be able to do anything this update due to not having any class slots????
revamp something that needs revamps: nahhhh
revamp spells: yeahhhh
im sure everyone is glad they ignored soul points, lring, and hunted and focused on classes which already work fine as is

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(yes ive posted that like 3 times)

hollow orchid
soft kernel
slim egret
soft kernel
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the delay

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between when you look at it

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and when it starts moving

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lmao

quartz blade
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it's morbin time!!!

mystic spindle
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please stop

pine atlas
quasi raft
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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the ability tree. The design is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of gameplay & combat relationships most of the upgrades will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Wynn's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into its gameplay & balancing - its core philosophy draws heavily from Runescape literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike the ability tree truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Salted's existential catchphrase "rad :like emoji:" which itself is a cryptic reference to CraftedMovie. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Francis Mailloux's genius unfolds itself on their monitor. What fools... how I pity them. joy And yes by the way, I DO have a Wynncraft tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

soft kernel
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rol
light forest
wynncraft presents
eo
nesaak rework
ugly thesead
new quests
reworked cowfusion i assume
gg rework or cgg?
more abilities
more upgrades
class archetypes
new raid
literally just videos of update
new damage system and stuff
dern jumpscare
(video)
the only good thing with revamped classes is that warrior might finally be fun
anyone else hyped to not be able to do anything this update due to not having any class slots????
revamp something that needs revamps: nahhhh
revamp spells: yeahhhh
im sure everyone is glad they ignored soul points, lring, and hunted and focused on classes which already work fine as is

hollow orchid
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rol
light forest
wynncraft presents
eo
nesaak rework
ugly thesead
new quests
reworked cowfusion i assume
gg rework or cgg?
more abilities
more upgrades
class archetypes
new raid
literally just videos of update
new damage system and stuff
dern jumpscare
(video)
the only good thing with revamped classes is that warrior might finally be fun
anyone else hyped to not be able to do anything this update due to not having any class slots????
revamp something that needs revamps: nahhhh
revamp spells: yeahhhh
im sure everyone is glad they ignored soul points, lring, and hunted and focused on classes which already work fine as is

hollow orchid
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why tf did someone like my repost

strong moth
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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the reasons behind dreamsexuality. The sexuality is extremely unique, and without a solid grasp of gender & anthropological philosophy, most of the concepts will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Dream's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into its traits & characteristics - its core philosophy draws heavily from a Parasocial feeling of communication. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these sexualities, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about THEIR LIFE. As a consequence people who oppress the sexuality truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Dream's existential catchphrase "I'm Dream from minecraft" which itself is a cryptic reference to Aristotle's model of tragedy and Hamartia. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as the Minecraft Youtuber community's genius unfolds itself on their monitor. What fools... how I pity them. joy And yes by the way, I DO have a Dream tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

mystic spindle
opal comet
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most sane ava fan

soft kernel
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i just realized another benefit

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of 2.0

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i can finally

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stop using

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this assassin ability

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t3 i think multihit

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i can spec out of it

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and then i can stop having to look up every time i multihit

mystic spindle
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💀

solid briar
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Thankfully FrozenEarth isn't in this thread

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faint nest
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Slykaar milk

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🤔

solid briar
warm cradle
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Skylaar

solid briar
warm cradle
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It tastes like skylaar

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Skylaar flavor

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You asked what flavor it was and I said what it was

solid briar
warm cradle
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Indeed

hollow orchid
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skylaar

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cope harder

warm cradle
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also tbh i have no recollection of this quest

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was it deleted?

strong moth
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oh wait he's an actual mod i didnt know f**

proven holly
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Hmmm

strong moth
strong moth
solid briar
strong moth
proven holly
solid briar
faint nest
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Slime

solid briar
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I still don't know how
FrozenEarth#7114 got into this thread

solid briar
solid briar
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This chat has been dead ever since

warm cradle
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To all the people who keep reacting with 💀 and 🤮 and 🤨 to every message I say about Lari.
Stop being jealous, just because we two are in a happy relationship doesn't mean you have to destroy it. Stop seeking validation from me and go cry to your mama as she hugs you and tells you you are loved by the girl you adore. At least I have a functioning relationship with Lari and love her and she loves me back. What do you have to offer? That's right, next time keep quiet young boy

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New Copypasta

solid briar
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Hopefully this is the right channel

hollow orchid
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anyway have fun being terrible human beings who laugh at people just existing!! im going to go surround myself with positive people who love unapologetically!! may you guys one day see that being toxic is poison to your mental health!!

mystic spindle
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you'll also need to be able to back up that ego

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personal experience 👍

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easier to just not be toxic, though

hollow orchid
mystic spindle
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anyway have fun being terrible human beings who laugh at people just existing!! im going to go surround myself with positive people who love unapologetically!! may you guys one day see that being toxic is poison to your mental health!!

sharp coral
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anyway have fun being terrible human beings who laugh at people just existing!! im going to go surround myself with positive people who love unapologetically!! may you guys one day see that being toxic is poison to your mental health!!

solid briar
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Someone should ping troms mage girl husband and say troms mage girl sucks

warm cradle
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@pseudo prairie troms mage girl sucks

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I don’t even know who that is

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I’ve played 1-100 like thrice and did all the quests I have no recollection of them

pseudo prairie
warm cradle
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My skull is a rock

solid briar
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I ghost ping Viral#2157 It was in the wrong thread

mystic spindle
warm cradle
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We’ll see

solid briar
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Is pxyie in this thread?

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soft kernel
junior solar
soft kernel
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relevant thread now hype

flat raptor
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😮

solid briar
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I can't see myself using rll for heal and rlr for meteor I might hate mage after 2.0

faint nest
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The inputs arent changed

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Just the order you unlock them

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They literally said that

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in the stream

solid briar
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I didn't watch the stream it's a fucking midnight

solid briar
warm cradle
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Never making a new account ever again

solid briar
soft kernel
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what

solid briar
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Like posting stupid shit or smth

soft kernel
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ik what shitposting is

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its the average lr guild discord server member

soft kernel
solid briar
soft kernel
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i assume it is idk

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@cunning mesa what is point of thread

warm cradle
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It is but we’ve decided the random stuff for today is talking about the update

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That’s pretty unexpected for this channel so it fits

solid briar
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I want to milk the eye but can't

junior solar
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well now we know what karn7777s kink is

solid briar
mystic spindle
solid briar
junior solar
solid briar
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can anyone help me put this creature in a milking machine somehow?
Idk how I can do it

opal comet
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Try to find the alraune head skin

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Then make the armorstand have the skull, the 2 weapon on its hand are t3 earth iirc (Gaia skin) and it's a fully green dyed leather armor

solid briar
opal comet
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Creative unfortunately

solid briar
warm cradle
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Javel reborn

solid briar
river oak
solid briar
past yew
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download it

fossil thicket
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e

vapid phoenix
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Man got a virus from a jfif

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L + radio

solid briar
past yew
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yes

past sphinx
solid briar
solid briar
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goodnight

past yew
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💀

solid briar
weak kraken
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Pog

faint nest
# solid briar

I have successfully tracked down your location and home

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I am sending rocks to your location

solid briar
solid briar
faint nest
faint nest
solid briar
faint nest
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Sure

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Existence

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There

solid briar
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?

faint nest
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you exist

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somewhere

solid briar
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yes doxx my location

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or school

solid briar
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nice try

faint nest
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Your location

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is near rocks

past sphinx
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Ladies and gentlemen, the moment you've been waiting for...
Wynncraft 3! We spent a lot of time developing this for you, so let's start off, shall we?
For the Province of Wynn we added and removed a few things:
-Removed Quests
-Removed Kings Recuit
-Common un-ID items no longer explode upon picked up
-Added Dern

For Gavel, we made some slight changes:
-Removed Lari like
-Added Lari likent
-Removed all mobs
-Added COTL

We also made a small amount of changes to Corkus Island, which includes:
-The S.S Wavebreaker no longer teleports you to the void
-Replaced all quests with 90% more cows

That will be it for Wynncraft 3! Stay tuned for the next update!

weak kraken
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Looking forward to wynncraft 4.2

past sphinx
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Ladies and gentlemen, after countless years, we bring you a brand new experience. Introducing... Wynncraft 4! Like the previous updates, this is a big one, so sit back, relax, and enjoy, as we dive right into today's updates!

Starting off with general bugs and updates, we have:
-Fixed a bug where you are able to save your classes
-removed Shaman
-added Archer
-added Spy
-added Owner rank in the Wynncraft Store
-you now get popup ads every 60 seconds playing wynncraft
-fixed a bug where cloaking as a Spy will crash your game

Let's move on to the provinces: Wynn, Gavel, and Corkus. Here in store, we have:
-added detlas
-replaced all mobs as cows
-mobs that spawn near the nether portal now have 1,000,000 hp
-removed secret discoveries
-removed S.S. Seaskipper (no worries. I can just use the Nexus at Mage Island.)
-removed Nexus (shit.)
-added sarnfic
-you no longer get rewards or XP after each quest
-removed the Realm of Light questline
-added Lari
-added Belly of the Beast
-added Fortuneteller
-removed S.S. Wavebreaker
-removed fast travel from Kandon-Beda and Corkus Island
-Added fast travel from Kandon-Beda and Corkus Island
-expanded The Feathers Fly questline by adding a part 3

And that's about it, folks! See you next time for the next update!
(I'm going to get muted saltroll)

mystic spindle
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this still exists?

weak kraken
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No it doesn't

warm cradle
past sphinx
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Figure it out saltroll

warm cradle
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Removed barrier blocks over the mountain, so you can now climb there. Now only half the classes can get up there saltroll

past sphinx
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-removed all barrier blocks

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-you can now fall into the void

soft kernel
past sphinx
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a journey furtherest

warm cradle
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A journey even further beyond

past sphinx
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the only difference is

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tasim is with you

weak kraken
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Let's fortnite dance

past sphinx
warm cradle
# past sphinx tasim is with you

Every NPC that can fight as well. This includes all the guards you talk with, the mages that open up dungeons and areas (yes, troms mage girl is there)

Even the bad guys pull up. Any zombie/skeleton who gets a dialogue line, the thieves in rhymek, Redbeard (knockoff shanks), even Ba’kal will pull up cuz why not they can if they want

weak kraken
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Newest update

  • all npcs dead
sharp coral
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not removed

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dead

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you still see their dead bodies lieing around

solid briar
weak kraken
solid briar
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this is confusing

mystic spindle
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just stands for "non-playable character"

solid briar
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lol

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@weak kraken how would people do quest now then?

weak kraken
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They wouldn't

solid briar
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they wouldn't what what?

sharp coral
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there is no point

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every npc is desd

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there are no more conflicts, no more wars, no more dangerous creatures to be taken care of

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why be good at combat if there is nothing you have to combat at all

warm cradle
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Hunted mode

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Every time you beat a dungeon you get XP. So you can beat the dungeons without killing enemies

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So you get to level 103, by running through empty halls

solid briar
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I hate cocomelon for the wrong reason

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welcome to shitposting

solid briar
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Why do I have to try and keep this thread alive everyday

warm cradle
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That parkour is really evil yeah

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But like 2k damage should definitely be enough

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Were you lagging?

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If you spent over an hour getting there, killing a boss you could kill in 12 good hits (2k dmg to 23k hp) would be a snap

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Also don’t worry it will take less time on your second try now that you’ve done it before

sharp coral
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PLEASE don't turn this in to a meme cry
My UR experience
After finishing the quest at level I went into the thing the parkour were simple you can cheat it by using teleport (I'm a mage) it's pretty easy then the last room with the spiral slime parkour thing which has no check points It was SUPER HARD it took me 1 hour to do it and I did the entire thing in tears then it was time for the boss room slykaar had like 23k health and I deal like 2k or smth using a earth thunder damage weapon and it took way too long so I started to talk about random stuff to him like why would we have to fight like this where one of us will die why not play a chess which is basiclly this but no one is going to die and saying random life story

warm cradle
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😔 ain’t no way

solid briar
solid briar
mystic spindle
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PLEASE don't turn this in to a meme 😢
My UR experience
After finishing the quest at level I went into the thing the parkour were simple you can cheat it by using teleport (I'm a mage) it's pretty easy then the last room with the spiral slime parkour thing which has no check points It was SUPER HARD it took me 1 hour to do it and I did the entire thing in tears then it was time for the boss room slykaar had like 23k health and I deal like 2k or smth using a earth thunder damage weapon and it took way too long so I started to talk about random stuff to him like why would we have to fight like this where one of us will die why not play a chess which is basiclly this but no one is going to die and saying random life story

solid briar
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Why is this becoming a copy pasta 💀

sharp coral
# solid briar Why is this becoming a copy pasta 💀

PLEASE don't turn this in to a meme cry
My UR experience
After finishing the quest at level I went into the thing the parkour were simple you can cheat it by using teleport (I'm a mage) it's pretty easy then the last room with the spiral slime parkour thing which has no check points It was SUPER HARD it took me 1 hour to do it and I did the entire thing in tears then it was time for the boss room slykaar had like 23k health and I deal like 2k or smth using a earth thunder damage weapon and it took way too long so I started to talk about random stuff to him like why would we have to fight like this where one of us will die why not play a chess which is basiclly this but no one is going to die and saying random life story

solid briar
# sharp coral PLEASE don't turn this in to a meme cry My UR experience After finishing the q...

PLEASE don't turn this in to a meme cry
My UR experience
After finishing the quest at level I went into the thing the parkour were simple you can cheat it by using teleport (I'm a mage) it's pretty easy then the last room with the spiral slime parkour thing which has no check points It was SUPER HARD it took me 1 hour to do it and I did the entire thing in tears then it was time for the boss room slykaar had like 23k health and I deal like 2k or smth using a earth thunder damage weapon and it took way too long so I started to talk about random stuff to him like why would we have to fight like this where one of us will die why not play a chess which is basiclly this but no one is going to die and saying random life story

warm cradle
#

This isn’t even a funny meme

solid briar
#

True

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It was supposed to be just a message and some how it became a copy pasta

soft kernel
#

rol
light forest
wynncraft presents
eo
nesaak rework
ugly thesead
new quests
reworked cowfusion i assume
gg rework or cgg?
more abilities
more upgrades
class archetypes
new raid
literally just videos of update
new damage system and stuff
dern jumpscare
(video)
the only good thing with revamped classes is that warrior might finally be fun
anyone else hyped to not be able to do anything this update due to not having any class slots????
revamp something that needs revamps: nahhhh
revamp spells: yeahhhh
im sure everyone is glad they ignored soul points, lring, and hunted and focused on classes which already work fine as is

solid briar
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2.0 shitposting thread juice
Cowfusion is the best quest in wynn the place is nice the buildings are awesome the story is unique you get awesome rewards but as they say it it's about the journey not the destination I think well in wynn this would be true sometimes the quest is just better than the rewards the quest starts by talking to an idiot than another one then you get turned into a cow go into cowheaven which is basiclly a cow city Then Here comes the best part you get milked the source of memes

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This is cringe af

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Please don't turn this into a meme

sharp coral
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2.0 shitposting thread juice

weak kraken
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2.0 shitposting thread juice

jaunty pivot
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2.0 will probably be the reason i will stop playing when it releases.

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I just want it to let you know

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Hero beta isnt looking that great

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I mean, it IS NOT looking great

solid briar
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the hidden city is a weird quest you talk to a random guy you throw a rock on another guy's head you open a door a wall explode you talk to people then you find an assassin you follow him and you assassinate an assassin and then get emeralds from the mother of the assassin we just killed

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This thread is probably for shitposting about 2.0

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And I just use it as shitposting

solid briar
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I press f5 and and what it does is turn off my light but doesn't give me 3rd person view and I have to press shift but shift registers first and I fell out of my boat and have to do the stupid puzzle again skull
(I have never used a laptop before)

hollow orchid
jaunty pivot
hollow orchid
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it's good niw

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they made int work again

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and warrior's decent now

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battle monk is nice

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mage is cool as well

solid briar
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F+ratio+blocked+banned+

mystic spindle
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...Literally every single time I check this FREAKING channel its ALWAYS about Lari or Ava INTERCOURSE. ITS ALWAYS ABOUT INTERCOURSE WITH THE DAMN BIRD OR WHINY ELF. THAT ARE BLOCKY. THEY ARE MINECRAFT CHARACTERS. THEY ARE MADE. OF. BLOCKS. WHY!!! IS IT!!! THAT!!! EVERY!!! SINGLE!!! PERSON!!! WANTS!!! INTERCOURSE!!! WITH!!! THE!!! FREAKING!!! BIRD!!! AND LET'S NOT FORGET, ALTERNATIVELY, if the members of this "amazing" discord server get bored of that, you wanna know what they do?? DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS!? THEY START SEXUALIZING OTHER BLOCK GAME CHARACTERS! THEY ARE FREAKING CUBES! CUBES! THEY HAVE ABSOLUTE NO BODY SHAPE!!! GUYS!!! GUYS! GUESS WHAT? UNLESS YOU FIND SOME WAY TO INSERT YOUR CONSIOUSNESS INTO THE GAME SOMEHOW, YOU CANNOT HAVE INTERCOURSE WITH ANY OF THE BLOCK GAME CHARACTERS. SORRY!!!!!! BUT YOU KNOW WHAT!? YOU SICK BEASTS PROBABLY WOULD SOMEHOW FIND A WAY TO GET IN THE GAME SOMEHOW. YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY!? YOU ARE DESPERATE! YOU PROBABLY HAVE NEVER SEEN A WOMAN IN THE REAL LIFE!! NOT ONE! ZERO! ZILCH! NULL! SO YOU IMMEDIATELY CLING ON TO THESE STUPID FREAKING BLOCK GAME WOMEN THAT DONT EXIST BECAUSE THATS SURELY THE BEST YOU'LL EVER GET! GOD, I'M ABOUT TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK OF PAIN! THIS ENTIRE DISCORD! THIS ENTIRE COMMUNITY!

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new pasta

weak kraken
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Nice

solid briar
# mystic spindle ...Literally every single time I check this FREAKING channel its ALWAYS about La...

ISN'T THIS SO GREAT MAKING HD ART FROM A CHARACTER THAT IS 8X8 PIXEL HECK WE MANAGE TO WRITE 5000 WORDS FANFIC FOR A CHARACTER FROM A 100 WORD DIALOG ISN'T THIS COMUNITY SO GREAT SO AWESOME WE ARE BETTER THAN SKYBLOCK'S IN EVERY WAY WE NEED WE HAVE THE BIGGER MAP WE HAVE MORE CONTENT WE HAVE MORE CURSED ART WE HAVE MORE "not sfw" ART THAN SKYBLOCK THIS COMUNITY IS AWESOME WE CAN ASK A QUESTION AND THEY'LL TELL YOU TO FUCK OFF SUCH A GREAT COMUNITY

solid briar
#

.

weak kraken
#

.

solid briar
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How to wake up with 8 notifications

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Say this :)

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Slykaar is the best character in wynncraft and no one can disagree

mystic spindle
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there's also my discord bot game reminders and people actually replying to me

solid briar
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There was one time I went to Switzerland and I slapped a lettuce in someone's window and my mom took away my tablet for 4 days

solid briar
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Apparently tbh is to be honest
Thank you Wendy's

solid briar
#

Shit posting nooooooo

weak kraken
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Yes

forest gyro
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shid bosting