#ERB Wynn edition
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fruman guard verse is literally just gonna be 8 lines of There is no war inside the fruman walls
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exactly
There is no war inside the fruman walls
^
I hate Lari
me too
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π₯ NOTAFISH π PANDAMONIUM π₯
BEGIN!!!
NOTAFISH:
I'm tired of your copypastas, respect the server rules
I can mute you and all the other annoying [HICH] fools
Your guild's irrelevant, a member count of only 28
I'm going to win this contest, yeah, I'm bringing your fate
Advertise your guild with your unfunny copypastes repeated
Whoops, accidentally misclicked, now that message's deleted
Come at me all you want, none of what you say will hurt
Since I know that I'm sending you down 6 feet under dirt
PANDAMONIUM:
I'm sorry, but you ain't winning this rap battle today
The person reading this should join ironman btw
You think you stand a chance? I would have to disagree
'Cause I just activated my free trial of hich.gg
I rule the guild recruitment channel, call it my imperium
NotAFish is malding, 'cause he's stuck in The Aquarium
Pandamonium on the top, reaching the highest score
While at the bottom we got lego_man724
π± π£οΈ WHO WON?!?! βοΈ π₯
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π₯ SELVUT π TRAVISNH π₯
BEGIN!!!
SELVUT:
I'm tired of your disobedience, follow the damn rules
I can ban you and all the other gif spamming fools
Your YouTube channel is irrelevant, You only ever had one hit
I'm going to win this rap, using my superior wit
You advertise your giveaways within your shitty discord
Now listen up, I'll have you beaten after this chord
Come at me all you want, this is your last warning
I'll be in Eldritch Outlook, putting your grave in the loring
TRAVISNH:
I'm sorry, but you keep adding more bans to my history
I have the screenshots, your mod abuse is no mystery
You think you've gotten rid of me? All I play is Wynn
'Cause I just made this rap to expose ya, I'm not here to win
You mock me and mute me, that's because you're eleven
The amount of nsfw you post, I know you won't go to heaven
I rise above, I have no time for your demeaning expressions
I'm sowing and chopping, and grinding my professions
π± π£οΈ WHO WON?!?! βοΈ π₯
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π₯ JEHICULAR π LINNYFLOWER π₯
BEGIN!!!
JEHICULAR:
Loading in my 14 alt accounts, who are you again?
Oh right, you're that idiot trying to beat HICH back then
You're childish if you think you can defeat me in this cave
I find killing you so easy, you've dug your own grave
I usually don't speak, yeah, or maybe I'm broken
But you finally beat it though? you may have misspoken
API Bot, what's that? To me, it sounds like cheating
You'll never be as good as me, tell your friends to start retreating
LINNYFLOWER:
Hey chat! It's me LimnyTower
You wanna have a rap battle? I'll unleash 10% of my power
I made this brand new HICH to your level range
You never showed up, so it felt strange (yeah, you're banned)
Growing bored... I made more, now I'm unstoppable
Your tracers and auto armor do nothing, murdering me is impossible
You can't keep up, you're hopelessly lost, why can't you play?
Oh right, you can't! Don't ever come back, ironman btw
π± π£οΈ WHO WON?!?! βοΈ π₯
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π₯ BUG REPORTS π NAGISASTREAMS π₯
BEGIN!!!
BUG REPORTS:
Reporting a bug? Click here!
Oh, you don't want to report an exploit? I'll bring down your Wynn career
I'm not even a player, yet, I know exactly who you are
You're NagisaStreams, that moderator superstar?
That's strange, you barely deal with any report
I have all the evidence, no one needs your support
Aren't you a QA? Go solve these issues
They need Quest #57 fixed, since I destroyed you, here's some tissues
NAGISASTREAMS:
Don't question my ability, I'll collapse you with this fission
I've already figured out the reports, it's simple addition
The real issue here are the links, they're files on your PC
Can't fix a bug when you can't follow a format, did your mom buy you VIP?
And no, getting stuck isn't a glitch, this is your fault to admit to
Don't ever skew my name again, you have a skill issue
There's a large problem, you are clearly biased
your unskilled players' reports are the driest
π± π£οΈ WHO WON?!?! βοΈ π₯
There are now 4
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π₯ ROCK vs ROCKπ₯
Rock:
.....
Rock:
....
π± π£οΈ WHO WON?!?! βοΈ π₯
Rock won
TRUEE
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π₯ HEYZEER0 π GUILD COMMUNITY π₯
BEGIN!!!
HEYZEER0:
Hey guild community, let's play nice
If I were you I would take this upcoming advice
Now, you all use wynntils, I know I'm right
I'll remove your teeny claim that you fought for all night
I get your frustration, but, you need to understand
None of your guilds matter, this is my final stand
For my next QoL Project, I'll decrease your population
According to my calculations, this will solve the situation
GUILD COMMUNITY:
Saltroll, you fell for my trick, right into my bait
Have you heard of Avomod? You're too late
You forget so easily, you must not be feeling well
We used to be guild politics, If you try to remove us we will rebel
I wake up and war, you wake up and write software
I'll take any claim, be there or be square
Can't fight me on your own, You wont last
Who cares? Who asked?
π± π£οΈ WHO WON?!?! βοΈ π₯
salted vs CT trapped in basement
salted vs bovermists
me vs lari? (its funny cause i voiced lari)
what voice
doesnt she go hm
@pastel roost lets have a rap battle π³ π π± except both verses arent written by the same person
@gleaming shoal
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π₯ FIZI π RISINGDEAD155 π₯
BEGIN!!!
FIZI:
Hey nerd, you selling any #1 daggers? I'm the GOAT
'Cause I'll take 'em away, and slit your throat
I'm lootrunning, looking for stacks of purple boxes
You and your businessmen think you're clever like foxes
In reality, you're just a washed up venture
You're trapped to your contracts, you can't even hold an indenture
Come here, I'll free you from those binds
I'll steal all your mythics, and backstab you, nobody minds
RISINGDEAD155:
Listen here, Fizi. You call yourself a lootrunner
We know what you're really after, and it's even dumber
You seek validation from your friends, but you have none
If you try to approach me with those knives, you're done
So what If I'm in debt? I have all the items I need
You'll never be #1 Assassin lootrunner, you lack any speed
I've already won, your best verse wasn't even my worst
Do you talk to any women? When's the last time you conversed?
π₯Ά TEALYCRAFT:
Yo Yo Yo It's ya boy TEALY, I'm here to take the show
I'm taking a break from writing contracts, so let's go
First of all, fizi you're a loser, rising here is my best businessman
I'm loaning stacks of mythic daggers, I'm an ambitious man
Ambrosia Loans is open baby, come to my housing
Take a look at my #1 daggers, you're broke, I know you're just browsing
You can't afford these, they're the best
Fizi you're the worst and Rising is the best, this meeting is addressed
π± π£οΈ WHO WON?!?! βοΈ π₯
THIRD VERSE
YOOO
rising balls
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π₯ ARROW STORM π AFK CRAFTED ARMOR USER π₯
BEGIN!!!
ARROW STORM:
prprprprprpprprprprprprprprprpr
AFK CRAFTED ARMOR USER:
π± π£οΈ WHO WON?!?! βοΈ π₯
thats sick
yes
do not go afk with crafted armor on
although funnily enough making the gif took too long and we were caught in the act but the victim brushed it off as funny anyway
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@gleaming shoal please post these in every discord you are in
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vs
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BEGIN!!!
:
meow meow mrowww mroww meow, meow!
meow meow mrow mow mow meow
meow meow, mrrrow mrow meow meow meow mrow
meow mrow meoww meow mrwo
mrowww meow meow meow mrow mrow meow
meow meowwww meoww mroww meow mwow meow
mrow, meow meow mrow mrow meow mewo
meow meow mrow mro mewo mewwwooo
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woof woof bark bark woof woof woof
bark woooof wood bark, woof woof woof bark
bark bark woof bark bark bark woof woof wooof
woof woof bark bark woof woof woof, bark bark bark
bark bark, woof woof woof bark bark
bark bark bark woof woof woof woof, woof woof bark
bark bark bark, woof woof woof
woof woof woof, bark bark bark woof
π± WHO WON?!?! π₯
@burnt birch
@pastel roost
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π₯#πwynncraft π #guild_community π₯
BEGIN!!!
WYNNCRAFT
What up, its Wynncraft here
Yea, Yea, I can hear y'alls cheer
There's no need to fuss about
Guild Community's boutta clear right out
You've got doxxers, creeps and freaks
I've got Salted and CT giving leaks
My most active members are so based and cool
While yours are barely out of middle school
GUILD COMMUNITY
I hear you, I hear you Wynncraft
You're funny. I'll be honest, I laughed
So much shit you're just spewing out
You just wish you had this much clout
You've just got players who are shitty and snappy
While I've got guilds, like HICH and CAPY
You're moderated to hell and back
While I can just say "Hey Peter! You're on crack!"
TRADE MARKET?!?!?
Yo yo yo, its Trade Market pullin' up
I know you didn't expect me, but here I am, wassup?
I see these channels arguing about who's the best
It's clearly obvious. I just needed to protest!
Trade market is better. I'm actually useful
At least I've got people bein' truthful
You're just kids. Shitters and clones
I'm the best. I've got Ambrosia Loans!
π± π£οΈ WHO WON?!?! βοΈ π₯
thoughts?
TRADE MARKET π£οΈ π π₯
ok beter
post in #πwynncraft
TRADE MARKET WON!!!
TRUW
bonlo vs pelican speech bubble
this was supposed to be between two actual people
how dare you disregard pelican speech bubble as not an actual person
everyone already knew who won the moment ambrosia was mentioned
ambrosia was the second last word in that entire thing
yes that's why everyone already knew
i will utilize my fire bars in an epic rap battle to melt the ice block at 161 -684
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π₯ bonlo π ice block at 161 -684 π₯
BEGIN!!!
BONLO:
I come with truely unfortunate news, an immense flaw in the game design of Wynncraft.
There is a ice block under this slab (at 161 -684) in front of Ice Barrows. The aforementioned slab is having a fairly large impact on my gameplay experience, as it is restricting my capability to have fluid movement in the region. With the ice block under this slab, I (and surely many other players) will only continue to suffer with this game design flaw. My only request is to merely remove it.
ICE BLOCK AT 161 -684:
π§
π± π£οΈ WHO WON?!?! βοΈ π₯
LMAOOOO
awesome !
I was expecting you to call me a scammer or something but I appreciate your unbiased bars
+respect
Tealy bars
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π₯ SALTED π UPDATE SCHEDULE π₯
BEGIN!!!
SALTED:
Hey guys, please don't be weird, the update is soon
There's so many features I've been working on, it'll come out in June
Come on, get hyped! Don't forget to buy a rank
All my Content Team and Devs, you know who to thank
They work all week so that the player base is happy
So, don't go crying when the next update time is slow and crappy
You keep asking for leaks, You know I won't show
I've got you beat, with my super cow flow
UPDATE SCHEDULE:
Hey cowman, It's only once a year
At least that's what you wanted, let me be clear
You've planned new content for years, It's just another rework?
These players deserve more, give them more content you jerk!
It's two updates in one? Is that why it's Wynncraft 2?
All we want is Dern and Fruma, this last update blew
So stop stalling, give us what we want
You're nervous and choking but you act so nonchalant
π± π£οΈ WHO WON?!?! βοΈ π₯
UPDATE SCHEDULE 100%
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π₯ PROFFA π TOXO USER π₯
BEGIN!!!
PROFFA:
Casually minding own business
TOXO USER:
left click
π± π£οΈ WHO WON?!?! βοΈ π₯
Salted vs Peppered?
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π₯ TOP RAIDA π NOL BUG π₯
BEGIN!!!
TOP RAIDA:
NOL BUG:
You have died... 2 soul points have been lost.You have died... 2 soul points have been lost.You have died... 2 soul points have been lost.You are now entering CinfrasYou have lost: - Scarlet Veil - Second Wind - Nether's Scar
π± π£οΈ WHO WON?!?! βοΈ π₯
tstack in nol moment
NOL BUG
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π₯ APPLEPIKMIN π STRIVVER π₯
BEGIN!!!
APPLEPIKMIN:
umm uwu owo π³
STRIVVER:
Currently Maining your mother (and father) 
π± WHO WON?!?! π₯
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π₯ DESTROYER π FREEDOM π₯
BEGIN!!!
DESTROYER:
My back hurts, my breath is sour
My hatred for you grows by the hour!
You flash your rainbow around all day
I'm convinced that you are super gay!
(That's okay)
I could have gotten an ignis.
(It happened twice)
Just weathered would be great
Finding your box and getting 1764 makes my heart go cold
You're the only mythic I would ever sold!
I'd rather get 96-100 boots than you.
I think our argument here is through!
FREEDOM:
π± π£οΈ WHO WON?!?! βοΈ π₯
WHERE IS FREEDOM VERSE??
Freedom is an inanimate object (therefore it is stupid)
@safe island wynncraft rap battle
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π₯ SALTED π UPDATE SCHEDULE π₯
BEGIN!!!
SALTED:
Hey guys, please don't be weird, the update is soon
There's so many features I've been working on, it'll come out in June
Come on, get hyped! Don't forget to buy a rank
All my Content Team and Devs, you know who to thank
They work all week so that the player base is happy
So, don't go crying when the next update time is slow and crappy
You keep asking for leaks, You know I won't show
I've got you beat, with my super cow flow
UPDATE SCHEDULE:
Hey cowman, It's only once a year
At least that's what you wanted, let me be clear
You've planned new content for years, It's just another rework?
These players deserve more, give them more content you jerk!
It's two updates in one? Is that why it's Wynncraft 2?
All we want is Dern and Fruma, this last update blew
So stop stalling, give us what we want
You're nervous and choking but you act so nonchalant
π± π£οΈ WHO WON?!?! βοΈ π₯
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π₯ FIZI π RISINGDEAD155 π₯
BEGIN!!!
FIZI:
Hey nerd, you selling any #1 daggers? I'm the GOAT
'Cause I'll take 'em away, and slit your throat
I'm lootrunning, looking for stacks of purple boxes
You and your businessmen think you're clever like foxes
In reality, you're just a washed up venture
You're trapped to your contracts, you can't even hold an indenture
Come here, I'll free you from those binds
I'll steal all your mythics, and backstab you, nobody minds
RISINGDEAD155:
Listen here, Fizi. You call yourself a lootrunner
We know what you're really after, and it's even dumber
You seek validation from your friends, but you have none
If you try to approach me with those knives, you're done
So what If I'm in debt? I have all the items I need
You'll never be #1 Assassin lootrunner, you lack any speed
I've already won, your best verse wasn't even my worst
Do you talk to any women? When's the last time you conversed?
π₯Ά TEALYCRAFT:
Yo Yo Yo It's ya boy TEALY, I'm here to take the show
I'm taking a break from writing contracts, so let's go
First of all, fizi you're a loser, rising here is my best businessman
I'm loaning stacks of mythic daggers, I'm an ambitious man
Ambrosia Loans is open baby, come to my housing
Take a look at my #1 daggers, you're broke, I know you're just browsing
You can't afford these, they're the best
Fizi you're the worst and Rising is the best, this meeting is addressed
π± π£οΈ WHO WON?!?! βοΈ π₯
still waiting for β EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY β π₯ TRAVISNH π XERNIAL π₯
he scared of rapping against me πΉπΉπΉπΉπΉπΉπΉ
although he has done like a billion raps so i cant blame
i have finished my verse
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amazing posts
i love em
@merry birch are you sithvsjedi
im your biggest fanβ¦.
real
now join nvm discord server
i wrote that oneβ¦.
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gah its not in #πwynncraft scam
hm
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what's this thread?
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
so rap battles on wynncraft?
scroll up
Hitler
lari vs ava
fruman guard vs caid
i LOVE risingdebt55
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π₯ MAMMOTH π WALRUS π₯
BEGIN!!!
MAMMOTH: π¦£
Mammoth pack!!! Herd up and ROLL IN!
We're here to stomp and crush you, then WIN!
I'm a wooly mammoth, I'll crush your face!
Speech bubble, whatever I say is based!
When we migrate to your channel, we come in high numbers!
When you're finished with your rap, everyone slumbers!
BOOM! BOOM! Sounds of thunder coming at you
Cringe? Cringe?! BASED!!! The marks we leave are black and blue
WALRUS: π¦
REEHEEHEEAAAHHAHAHAHASSHASHHH!
I'm going to beat with so easily, Let's CLASH!
Your raps are weak, that's the worst you could have said?
My honest reaction: IM DEAD π
OOOOAAAHHHAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHA!
You think you're based? I'll ratio you like nah!
YOU THINK IM CRAZY? IM A WALRUS!
You may win a silly rap battle, but these lands are LAWLESS!
π± π£οΈ WHO WON?!?! βοΈ π₯
who won
π¦£
Mammoth all the way
@pastel roost is there a wynncraft vs hypixel (skyblock)?
Wynncraft wins
but is there a rap battle yet?
Wynncraft is winner by default
but is there an epic rap battle
it would be really epic
and it would be reason for a ban on hypixel
Wait is there a idol vs warp rap battle?
is there one with fruman guard yet
hello travisnh can i erb yourfather
yea
thanks
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hello travipatty
google it. simple. delete this and fuck off. NOW
lmao
π¦£
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π 
BEGIN!!!
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π± WHO WON?!?! π₯
can you do caid vs fruman soldier sometime
left licking one
right licking one

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π₯ URANIUM SALTED π DOCTOR DRAGGO π₯
BEGIN!!!
URANIUM SALTED: 
I am dying to acute poison due to massive dosages of radiation
DOCTOR DRAGGO: 
RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
π± WHO WON?!?! βοΈ
uranium salted has died of excessive radiation exposure
uranium salted won π₯
so scientific
