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#How To Cook Your Wybel
rotund veldt
hasty relic
Prob
terse mural
Greetings. I've escaped captivity from those annoying wybel right activists. They really are a pain when it comes to my profession, always preaching and causing a ruckus whenever they find my chopshops- Er, my culinary establishments.
In any event, what good chef would i be if i didnt immediately carry out additional wybel insights? Did you know wybels were flammable given enough time with a blowtorch? Now you do!
Bringing to you straight from the frying pan, Hunters Wybel is today's recipe. A delicious dish hamsey pulled straight from his interdimensional trip to Fraance, Full of both hearty and umami flavor, colorful styles and down home tastes. The special ingredient for today is a tier 1 Starfish oil and a Suspicious Shrubs. Lets go over the necessary Ingredients:
terse mural
1 Vibrant Wybel, Its meat is similar consistency to that of a very commonly farmed bird.
1 Tier 1 Starfish oil
20 Karl Johan Caps
2 Shallots, Minced or Brunoise
1/2 cup of Cognac
1/2 cup of White Wynne
1 oz of tomato paste
1 Pint of Chicken Stock
1 oz of Roux (Fat and Flour cooked at equal portions, used as thickener when cornstarch is unfavorable.)
1 Suspicious Shrubs
1/2 Tbsp Waterfall Thyme, freshly chopped ( Approximately 2-3 Waterfall thyme, depending on size and/or Prof bombs)
For starters, you're gonna need to get a big ol cast Iron frying pan, The majority of the dish is cooked inside this pan For the purpose of building flavors and keeping things simple.
Get the frying pan up to medium high and add your starfish oil. This stuff is commonly looked down on upon its tier 2 and 3 bretheren, But it retains much the same taste and seasoning than that of its cousins. It has the fresh sky taste and flavor profile, harvested from the freshest mineral waters of undersky pools.
Next up, The Wybel. Fairly simple harvesting procedure from this one, Were after the thighs this time. Now, Normally you could go for something higher end like a tenderloin or a roast, But really this dish best incorporates the lesser desired dark meats. Simple hack off the legs and harvest their thighs. They are rather small so we'll need all 4 for the dish, So just be quick about it before they can disappear. With these in hand, Pan fry them on the hot cast iron for roughly 8 minutes, Flipping them halfway
Remove the wybel from the pan, and Place it in a preheated 400 degree oven on a baking sheet for roughly 12-16 minutes, depending on size
In the pan now, Add your mushrooms and cook for a few minutes, leaving the sauce in the pan. Add salt and pepper as needed to taste. Next, Add the shallots and reduce heat to sweat them out for a minute. If they were brunoised, only do this step for 15-30 seconds. Next, Add Your Cognac and flambe (Set the alcohol on fire in the pan) Until there is no alcohol left. Deglaze the pan afterwards with white wynne.
Add your tomato paste to the sauce in the pan, Let cook for 12 more minutes, add bits of roux and stir is sauce is thin.
Should be standard nappe consistency, Wipe the back of a spoon and if the sauce very slowly slides down were in good territory, maybe a little thinner depending on consistency desires.
add water and more seasoning if too thick
Chop your suspicious shrubs up, add them to the sauce along with your waterfall thyme. This step should only be done near the 12-16 marker for the wybel, as to not allow them to mush too much. The extra bit of poison tang that comes with the shrubs will add sufficient flare to the dish to really add that extra somethign special
Finally, Add your wybel thighs back to the pan and serve. Alternatively, Put your wybel on a plate and serve with sauce over it.
This dish pairs well with Mashed Perkish potatoes, Or lucky potatoes if the maltic crop is good this year.
Stay safe, and more importantly, Stay(slay) wybel
drowsy ivy
Chef one of my mushrooms is talking
karmic dock
This dish pairs well with Mashed Perkish potatoes, Or lucky potatoes if the malt...
Thanks! I'll be sure to give it a try!
hybrid kestrel
can this dish kill one of the new ragni recruits?
echo igloo
you are eating aliens. what's next? woc beef recipes? humyn flesh recipes?
neon flax
Wybel jambalaya
terse mural
I believe I've done a recipe with the Cybel before
terse mural
you are eating aliens. what's next? woc beef recipes? humyn flesh recipes?
No, we dabble only in wybel cuisine here.
hybrid kestrel
Chef Hamsey however...
terse mural
Yes im sure he has a book hiding around about just about every type of cuisine, from gurt ceviche to Void villager Sky-High raspberry flan, From pigman cacasse a cul nu to freman scrapple, The world is wide and full of delicious treats, if you can get past the taboo
If desireable, Such books can be acquired at a later date, But We must fully explore wybel cuisine and all its intricacies first.
hybrid kestrel
Has a recipe for wybel pie been discovered yet?
terse mural
What sort of pie? If you mean like a wybel meat pie, sure that's been discovered but it really isn't terribly interesting. Effectively just a regular pie baked for longer with a much more savoury filling.
hybrid kestrel
A dessert pie
terse mural
Hmm. Presumably you mean something sweeter and more resembling that of a standard bakery pie. Interesting
I'm unsure of sweet applications for wybel meat currently, but I'm sure Mr hamsays book touches on the topic somewhere. Let me look through it for you
karmic dock
I am pretty sure that wybel fluff can be pretty sweet.
terse mural
"can" be sure, but it's one thing to just eat fluff like cotton candy, and another to turn it into something truly unique
karmic dock
Perhaps, if you oven it?
Or use it to sweeten a sauce
terse mural
Yes... There are most definitely large amounts of potential in the fluff, however I need proper time to analyze his book for proper usage. Sure we could make conjectures about how to use it, but when such a powerful reference is available it'd be improper not to consult it
final hill
is there a delicious slime wybel meal?
karmic dock
i have never seen a slime wybel before 😔
final hill
It sounds tasty
terse mural
Slime would do well In a flan or ambrosia dish
Or really anything where gelatin would make a good suppliment
karmic dock
final hill
😋
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@terse mural How about we cook bull?
I would love to eat slime
I have a great plan that can't go wrong
I have found out that bull's favourite meal is salmon
we need to build a trap with a salmon lure
karmic dock
i changed my mind
i like wybels as food
🪤
karmic dock
what kind of trap are you setting, anyway?
final hill
🪤
karmic dock
gets cheese
final hill
you fool
you are trapped
karmic dock
lifts the box
final hill
how???
karmic dock
it's a normal cardboard box??
karmic dock
go do that 
final hill
⛓️ ⛓️
🍫
||@karmic dock get the chocolate||
final hill
you fool!
you got trapped again
karmic dock
oh yeah?
what kind of trap, huh?
karmic dock
go do that
final hill
||
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||@karmic dock get the free champion rank||
karmic dock
wow free champion!
final hill
now get it
karmic dock
gets it
karmic dock
oh yay! an item bomb!
i got a mythic!
karmic dock
oh no!
i take 1 damage!
karmic dock
i got a free mythic out of it so worth it
final hill
what trap should I build next 🤔
karmic dock
your call
karmic dock
ooh, a free mythic
stretches out a tentacle and grabs it
karmic dock
oh
ok
karmic dock
tries again
final hill
you are trapped in the hole, you fool!!!
karmic dock
the hole doesn't look that deep
final hill
uh... but it is deep
karmic dock
oh, ok
karmic dock
climbs out
karmic dock
<@326358280077180929> look, another totally unsuspicions mythic!
grabs it
final hill
I activated the magnet you fool!
karmic dock
ok?
and?
karmic dock
because slimes are op
final hill
here
rotund veldt
no
karmic dock
grabs mythic that looks like fabled
rotund veldt
YOU FOOL!
you have fallen victim to one of the most classic blunders!
disappointment
that's it
karmic dock
OH NO!
rotund veldt
woo!
karmic dock
wow
final hill
@karmic dock I heard that there is a bom- a mythic in your mailbox
you should check it out
📫
rotund veldt
takes the bomb
karmic dock
takes the profxp bomb
rotund veldt
my bomb now hahhhhahhah
karmic dock
oh
takes mailbox
rotund veldt
LOL
final hill
@rotund veldt stop it
I am trying to cook @karmic dock
rotund veldt
gelatinous cube moment
karmic dock
<@852204780431343637> stop it
I am trying to cook <@326358280077180929>
you are trying to cook me?
karmic dock
i saw you typing for 3 minutes straight and you just say "no"
rotund veldt
yep
karmic dock
grabs le
final hill
you are trapped again, bull!
karmic dock
oh no!
final hill
what will you do now?
karmic dock
use a teleport scroll
final hill
you can't, you are in a quest line
final hill
NOOO
final hill
ok
⛓️ ⛓️
@karmic dock that looks like a fellow slime to me
you should check it out
maybe it is a maiden
karmic dock
maybe not
but i'll check anyway
final hill
I pulled the trigger and you are trapped again you slime!
karmic dock
oh no!
final hill
and the slime was made out of cardboard
karmic dock
oh no!
digs out from under the trap
final hill
there is obsidian under it
rotund veldt
you're a slime
karmic dock
no, there is a ping with my name unde rit
rotund veldt
with what shovel are you digging
karmic dock
with what shovel are you digging
acid
karmic dock
💀
karmic dock
go
final hill
go where?
karmic dock
to uh
the silent expanse
final hill
karmic dock
<:unoreversecard:953260679794683934> <:troll:931615876896157776>
oh no, now you are going to the silent expanse
final hill
and you are staying at the trap
karmic dock
ok
but who will trigger it?
final hill
uh...
karmic dock
cook you
karmic dock
ok
what are you then
karmic dock
I am myself
hmm
could taste interesting
karmic dock
cook <@852204780431343637>
i know what chicken tastes like
karmic dock
oop 5% battery
i gtg
terse mural
<@189048396722601984> How about we cook bull?
Bull is so 2010, the world needs to see the fresh and new possibilities of meat still considered a crime against nature
final hill
how to cook your slimes
karmic dock
you don't
final hill
you do
karmic dock
if you cook water it doesn't become tastier
same with slimes
final hill
slimes could be like pudding
celest blaze
how to
terse mural
I'd imagine something more akin to boiling or sous vide with slimes
karmic dock
slimes could be like pudding
you want to try before you leave?
dusky thorn
wth
karmic dock
<a:minecraft_salmon:796060416627048466>🪤
||<@326358280077180929>||
this is absolutely the weirdest and funniest conversation i've ever had
final hill
this is absolutely the weirdest and funniest conversation i've ever had
Well, at least someone is amused
drowsy ivy
How do wybels reproduce?
karmic dock
nobody knows
hybrid kestrel
Cosmic magic
drowsy ivy
Like bacteria?
hybrid kestrel
wait
i think i remember
the wybel fur that is shed eventually gathers together into a pile and a new wybel is made
however it was said by a wybel hater so who knows
stark dock
How do wybels reproduce?
they dont. wybels are generated when the server spawns them in, thus the need for reproduction is non existant
hybrid kestrel
they dont. wybels are generated when the server spawns them in, thus the need fo...
banned for shattering the fourth wall
we are here to adhere to the laws of wynncraft lore
not those petty laws of mortals
stark dock
the 4th wall is GONE
hybrid kestrel
if its gone then there’s only one thing to do
Ahem
Your message has been noted and recorded and you will receive a response once our team of experts has discovered a solution. Thank you for your time, cooperation, and continued support.
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terse mural
I oughta look for a cookbook on skywood next after today's monotony
hybrid kestrel
new cooking recipe using a skywood campfire?
drowsy ivy
Make sure your campfire doesn't fly away
final hill
and some slime sauce
final hill
or honey
hybrid kestrel
nivlan honey, only 1 le a jar
final hill
Bulldoger stole my honey!
hybrid kestrel
he sold it to buy Undergrowth Ruins keys
this is why we rob gbank
what guild are you in hmmm?
thats all?
what does g obj have to do with gbank?
smh lack of guild tomes guild
karmic dock
Bulldoger stole my honey!
you literally traded it to me
hybrid kestrel
you literally traded it to me
scammer!!!
karmic dock
no refunds
hybrid kestrel
👀
final hill
you literally traded it to me
and you gave me nothing in return!
hybrid kestrel
i have gained the ability to see through dimensions
karmic dock
you accepted it
celest blaze
How do i cook it
hybrid kestrel
Who has told you this misinformation?
The teacher at grookwarts? Impossible due to him being ahem dealt with.
Some uneducated fool from #vip_room?
Perhaps you thought that the Orange Wybel wouldn’t lie to you.
As for anyone in Gavel or Wynn? Why would they say they taste good? Currently eating wybels is a crime and admitting to eating one can only be done in safe places such as this one.
So tell me, who told you this lie that wybels are poisoned?
final hill
hybrid kestrel
Be more specific
final hill
no
hybrid kestrel
Then I will treat your words as ramblings from a madman
final hill
any recipes for wybels with honey?
hybrid kestrel
Not that I know of
terse mural
Wybel meat no, But you can make use of the fluff if its of a sweet variety
Much like corn husks, They can have good flavor in the right application
final hill
slimes taste better than wybels
hybrid kestrel
do you have a slime recipe to share?
final hill
slime jelly
step 1: find a slime
step 2: put a slime into a blender
step 3: Activate the blender
step 4: put the slime into the freezer
rotund veldt
step 5: throw away your ruined freezer, as the slime was not in a container
karmic dock
blending slime doesnt kill it
final hill
why
karmic dock
it does very little actually
final hill
do they just reproduce while being in the blender?
hybrid kestrel
Evaporate slime?
final hill
does the freezer kill the slimes?
final hill
@karmic dock
karmic dock
no
final hill
do they freeze?
hybrid kestrel
Salt
drowsy ivy
Can i eat a grootslang?
terse mural
Those things are living Okra
So yes, If you just leave some okra on the floor for a while in the sun, and wait for it to get properly rotten, feel free
drowsy ivy
So lets assume i have a dead grootslang in front of me for some reason, do i prepare it like an okra?
karmic dock
hmm how would i prepare a rock for dinner
karmic dock
hot fern
the fuck is this thread
rare torrent
omg its buff wind prison
final hill
final hill
@karmic dock I have killed a fleris
karmic dock
bad job @final hill
final hill
why
final hill
I hate the taste of candy wybels!
karmic dock
because you killed a fleris
final hill
I had to
karmic dock
ok well
i killed a creeper
karmic dock
it exploded in my face
final hill
so you haven't killed it?
karmic dock
i have
i made it explode
final hill
with a flint and steel?
karmic dock
no
i punched it
final hill
why are you punching creepers?
karmic dock
they're like animals
and i slaughtered them like animals
i hate them!
final hill
slimes are like animals too you slime
karmic dock
yes but slimes do not explode if you light them on fire
final hill
you don't light creepers and slimes on in general
the only thing that you can light on is lari
why have you even tried it?
karmic dock
||you want lari turned on?||
final hill
I want to watch lari burn
final hill
@karmic dock I'm sure that you have killed a fleris too
karmic dock
i have hugged a warm fleris (passive mob)
final hill
haven't you killed a fleris in from the mountains?
karmic dock
i saved some actually
was for a quest
final hill
i have hugged a warm fleris (passive mob)
what would even happen if a slime hugs a slime?
karmic dock
what would even happen if a slime hugs a slime?
uh
a hug would occur?
karmic dock
uh
probably not
final hill
why not?
karmic dock
well in the case of the fleris there wouldnt be the same consistency
final hill
but in the case of two slimes?
karmic dock
well that depends on the slime
karmic dock
ok
final hill
and?
what happened?
karmic dock
not much
i hugged it
karmic dock
you captured a grass block
final hill
and you
karmic dock
no, that is a grass block
karmic dock
no no no the right one is a grass block
final hill
I am looking at it and it is you
karmic dock
nice trap
karmic dock
escapes
final hill
come back
karmic dock
why
final hill
because I want to sell you at the maex blackmarket
karmic dock
to who
karmic dock
i swear if it's @weary ether
karmic dock
why
final hill
why not
karmic dock
why would i go inside another slime
final hill
isn't that normal for slimes?
karmic dock
no?
final hill
ok
rare torrent
weary ether
i swear if it's <@266382469073338369>
yeah it was me
weary ether
karmic dock
@final hill it would seem you no longer have competition
final hill
<@594599155381436448> it would seem you no longer have competition
wdym
karmic dock
redd is gone
karmic dock
back to topic
how do you cook a vanilla white wybel
final hill
back to topic
how do you cook a vanilla white wybel
no, not back to topic
is this a mouth?
how does slimes even have mouths?
karmic dock
no its not a mouth
final hill
what else is it?
karmic dock
an bit where a vertical slime surface goes to horizontal slime surface
final hill
why is the baseplate size so weird?
final hill
@karmic dock I haven't killed a warn fleris today
final hill
I can't sleep because of pxyie
final hill
is there a wybel tee?
final hill
@foggy magnet
versed sage
youre telling me a shrimp fried this wybel?
hybrid kestrel
I’m telling you chef hamsey fried this wybel
final hill
How to cook a wybel
rotund veldt
effectively
dusky thorn
How do I cook it with gas prices being so high
austere reef
use the fire from your buttocks after eating taco bell
cyan lynx
karmic dock
orange wybel is pretty bitter
fast oriole
is it possible to bake my wybel
i think some juicy wybel with fried potatos would be nice
dusky thorn
use the fire from your buttocks after eating taco bell
Thanks!
final hill
wybel
sudden shadow
final hill
mutated white wybel
karmic dock
Catbel
severe yew
Ejsy
blissful wyvern
mario
karmic dock
nagisa is a wybel eater????
final hill
@karmic dock, this is my final attempt!
eat this cake
just take a bite out of it @karmic dock
karmic dock
chomp
karmic dock
ok
final hill
@karmic dock was the cake tasty?
karmic dock
yes
final hill
@karmic dock want another piece of cake?
karmic dock
sure why not
final hill
sure why not
karmic dock
chomp
final hill
@karmic dock ha ha ha!
karmic dock
@final hill what
karmic dock
oh
what does that do
final hill
it's a cake that is made out of meat and is the only way to beat a gigantic slime
but don't worry
I have a cure for it
@karmic dock just hop into that box and I'll cure you 📦
final hill
@karmic dock
austere reef
@final hill
final hill
@austere reef
karmic dock
<@326358280077180929> just hop into that box and I'll cure you 📦
gahh rabaluda you were too late with your cure
i nearly died because of you!
final hill
gahh rabaluda you were too late with your cure
i nearly died because of you!
don't worry, you would die of poison in 5 days if you wouldn't get cured
so go in that box and I'll bring you to the curing station!
karmic dock
sigh
ok...
karmic dock
ok
final hill
@karmic dock now join wynncraft and tell me on what world you are
final hill
@karmic dock why don't you have a slime thread?
karmic dock
good idea
karmic dock
How To Cook A Wybel?
rotund veldt
Effectively
stark dock
@terse mural has long ago left us...
austere reef
i've been eating wybels left right and center
final hill
yes I agree, fellow slime
drowsy ivy
Do wybels have parasites
austere reef
no because bacteria cannot penetrate the thick layer of fur they have and wybels just don't get sick easily unless if you inject them with a virus or smth
karmic dock
but they are very eatable
especially as a slime
delicate hatch
I love wybels
past kiln
1 teaspoon dried basil
drowsy ivy
2 teaspoons oregano
tall kraken
1 tablespoon paprika
austere reef
1 1/2 tablespoons of salt
clever mural
pinch of cocahina
rotund veldt
Approximately e tablespoons of sage
past kiln
1 1/2 cups of buttermilk
hybrid kestrel
1/2 stick of butter
austere reef
1/2 teaspoon of sugar
past kiln
let wybel marinate in wybel broth for 2 hours
drowsy ivy
Set heat to pi degrees
past kiln
simmer for 20 minutes
high pivot
Add 1 teaspoon of dried rosemary, thyme, and basil to the boiling pot of water <stir for 5 minutes>
rotund veldt
add 2 ice cream sandwiches, then remove at least 3 seconds later
karmic dock
ignore the past two steps and add some gelatin
austere reef
YOU RUINED THE CHAIN
IT'S NOT RIGHT
YOU DON'T JUST ADD TWO ICE CREAM SANDWICHES INTO A BROTH
rare torrent
THEY WERE REMOVED
austere reef
BUT THE ICE CREAM HAS MELTED INTO THE SOUP
AND IT'LL TASTE SWEET
IT'S A SALTY BROTH
high pivot
Calm down. I shoved a rewind dagger in the pot, and the ice cream disaster never happened. Continuing with the recipe.
austere reef
put a couple of caramelized onions, toasted mushrooms and both the sugar and salt into the simmering broth, making sure that all the flavors are incorporated properly
karmic dock
add more gelatin. The result should be a bit tough.
past kiln
pull out the wybel and let it rest for 5 minutes
karmic dock
Now add some salt and pepper.
high pivot
Add extra rosemary, oregano, and crushed basil <1 teaspoon per>
spiral rapids
Why are you cooking wybel :(
austere reef
they are tasty
and they are overpopulated
and there are too many of them
only the rare wybels we keep as pets
@terse mural when are you going to give us another wybel recipe
terse mural
Have to keep a bit of a down low, them villagers got real suspicious after finding a "battery farm" similar to theirs. With luck we can squeak one in under their noses.
How is it "my"fault that I- er, someone, built it better.
past kiln
serve with a side of cheesy garlic bread
terse mural
Orange wybel are wybels that aren't really wybels
austere reef
still tasty though, with a hint of dangerousness
karmic dock
by now the wybel fluff should have melted into a sauce, maybe you missed a step?
spiral rapids
Oh right I forgot to add gelatin before boiling it
spiral rapids
by now the wybel fluff should have melted into a sauce, maybe you missed a step?
🫕 (includes )
🔥
Should I add gelatin although it's late?
versed sage
i deep fry them alive for fun
karmic dock
🫕 (includes <:Wybel:268129232465428480>)
🔥
Should I add gelatin although it...
you'd have to cut off the fur now but it would work
past kiln
once done you can grind up the bones to a fine powder
past kiln
snorting it has some special health benefits 😈
past kiln
that makes it mushy tho
spiral rapids
Someone in "the order of the grook" said that wybel is evil and you shouldn't eat it
past kiln
not good for snorting 
karmic dock
Someone in "the order of the grook" said that wybel is evil and you shouldn't ea...
he wants to keep all the delicious wybels for himself
don't listen to him
spiral rapids
that's so evil
spiral rapids
I just realized I boiled the sauce on a boss alter, let me check where I am
Yeah wybels are around and I might fall into void
Maybe that's why orange wybel went into the sauce
past kiln
you could just buy it premade
spiral rapids
Oh no
spiral rapids
hey does wybel live in fruma?
past kiln
idk fruma doesn't allow visitors
rotund veldt
the wybels live on the moon
rotund veldt
Nope!
spiral rapids
But moon wybels are fluffy
austere reef
good for snacks
cobalt solstice
nah, good for frying
mmmmmh deep fried moon wybel cakes with cheese sauce in the middle. I think you are onto something. maybe beach wybel instead of moon because it is a lean cut of meat.
drowsy ivy
Are wybels vegan?
spiral rapids
wybel does not consume food.
final hill
I found a grocery store
karmic dock
i will consume all the wybels and replace them
final hill
with what?
spiral rapids
wybels
austere reef
I found a grocery store
fry em, deep fry em, shallow fry em, burn em, make wybel tartar, throw them into the void, eat them whole, melt them, make one of them into one of your slaves, do anything with them
final hill
so many wybels...
rotund veldt
that last one can't even see
final hill
what a foolish piece of food
spiral rapids
no u
austere reef
do the more colorful wybels taste better
final hill
yes
spiral rapids
and i heard it's pretty sour too
Can orange wybel become a candy?
rotund veldt
I don’t think so
distant knoll
@delicate bone
karmic dock
how about
wybel wellington
austere reef
did we do that already
austere reef
Greetings. I've escaped captivity from those annoying wybel right activists. The...
uhhh hunter's wybel
terse mural
Im pretty sure I managed to cover wybel wellington before, The fuzz got angry at my meat harvesting methods on that one, and the inclusion of many bees
spiral rapids
should we make pillows out of wybel flush
rotund veldt
No, they’d probably be too hard, seeing as wybel fluff gives defense
austere reef
BUMP
rotund veldt
set
hybrid kestrel
spike
austere reef
bump
rotund veldt
Set
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Greetings once again Fellow Students and Comrades in arms, We have finally ascertained a new perfected recipe that the gavel authorities havent yet caught onto me for. Ive studied long and hard into chef hamsey's cookbook for this one, It was extra hard deciphering the true meaning the recipe, But here we are! Today i am pleased to bring to the chops- Er table; Braised Wybun with Pappardelle!
Special ingredients for today's masterpiece: Wybel Taffy and Bright Petals!
This dish took extra long to decipher on account of our glorious Hamsey's Refusal to outright name the correct protein! Sure you've all likely heard it - The Fantastical dish served out of ahmsord, made from rabbit carcas instead. But know this, The true and most delectible way to serve it has been deciphered. In the interest of not being outed by the public of ahmsord, Hamsey Changed the recipe to something far worse with the use of rabbit carcas instead of the proper meat choice of Wybuns. The taste is so, Generic, by comparison. You get a little bit of everything but on that same token you lose out on where to shine!
What you will need for ingredients:
Braised Wybun Ingredients
1 Wybun, Fresh
1/4 cup olive oil
2 Onions, Medium dice
1-2 garlic cloves, Minced
2 Bay leaves
2-3 Waterfall thyme, Depending on freshness
1/2 cup of Wine,
2 Cups of crushed tomato, So either a regular can or about 4-5 roma tomatoes, Finely chopped.
1/4-3/4 cup water, Dependant on desired Sauce Thickness
1 Canyon Parsley
s/p To taste
Pappardelle Ingredients
12 Sunrise Wheat
6 Egg Yolks: Now with this one there are a ton of options. Penguin Egg, Egg, Cotritch Egg, Dragonling Egg etc. Quite frankly anything you have in the fridge will do, but it will alter the taste.
Egg: Standard recipe, Generic Pasta
Cotritch Egg: Meatier feel to the pasta
Dragonling Egg: Will Offer a tenderer pasta, But only if mixed well
Penguin egg: Lighter Feel to the Pasta
Seabird Egg: Saltier Aftertaste
Spider Egg: Makes the aftertaste linger for some time
Lucky Spider Egg: Swing or a miss with each respective cook, I for one have personally found it to be not to my liking
Sreggad: Very sharp taste
1 oz of olive oil, And a little extra depending on how much extra flour it sucks u[
Now where does any good and aspiring cook start out for a well balanced meal? Protein of course! And for that there we have the Wybun. These particular strain of wybel produce a meat thats extremely marbled, resulting in superior flavor. The drawback of this is that you dont typically get that much meat out of them, But thats just fine for our needs, This is a one meal feeds most kinda deal.
You might be asking where the special ingredients are going into this? I know i hadnt listed them prior, Thats just to keep you all on your toes! Its very important in this line of work to stay observant of the authorities at all times!
First and foremost on the tree for Special Ingredients, we have Wybel taffy! This is a more unusual ingredient, as its not something that will directly be added to the meal no. This is an important step. As a precursor to starting this meal, Ensure your Wybel has Access to some wybel taffy for atleast once a day. This will inevitably make the meat stiffer and tougher, But the most important part is that it will add sweetness to your dish in a variety of ways.
Entirely depends on the wybel, and meal you are trying to make. I personally prefer using grape wybel taffy for this dish, It helps accentuate the wine.
So you have your marinating wybel, Well, im afraid its time to get the meat. Most Wybuns dont have more than 3lb (1360g) on them at any given time, and as its been shown collecting sufficient enough meat can be difficult even for the most experienced (And trust me i have Plenty of experience). Its best to approach the wybun from its blindsides, As if startled can be a hassle to recollect. We need a fire based weapon for this one. As we need to partially sear the meat to keep the flavors locked in. Id recommend using a Dragonspit bow or something similar, But really anything will do.
After you've collected your meat, It is imperative that you get your meat in a bowl or some other container sooner than later. We want all that juice.
Next up, The braising portion. Get Yourself a dutch oven (If you don't own one a simple stock pot will do) and a fleris. Saddle yourself up ontop of the fleris and let your dutch oven get decently warm, About a 6 on your conventional oven. Place about half of the olive oil into the pan and let it get really hot. We dont need it to hit its flashpoint, But we do need it to be hot enough to start searing the meat the rest of the way. Once it hits proper temperature, Place the Wybun meat presentation side down (What would be what you wanna see first when you look at the meat if you were going for aesthetics.) Brown it off and let it cook for a little while. What were doing is letting the juices accumulate in the bottom of the pot for the sake of flavor crafting.
Take the meat off after about 3 minutes and set the meat aside.
Next up, Coerce your fleris to heat down a bit, we want a nice lower temperature. Add your onions, garlic, Waterfall thyme and bayleaves to the dutch oven and add the rest of the oil. We want to sweat out the flavors of these ingredients for the next step. 6 or so minutes should do.
Optimally wed do this in a proper kitchen but, in the interest of not setting the entire kitchen on fire from a weapon meant to slay gods, i prefer the rugged area
Next up, the Wine! Scary topic a know, and dont get too handsy with the sampling, But weve got to deglaze the pan next! This might seem scary, More than likely you'll either get a little bit of a flareup or it'll just sound like its boiling a ton. Perfectly normal, I assure you.
Next, Toss your wybun meat back into the pot, along with the tomatoes, water, and salt n pepper. Salting to taste isnt so necessary in this step but, we do want atleast a little in there to help break into the meat. Cover your dutch oven up and return to your regular kitchen, We need a proper fleris oven.
Once you get your little guys to properly start heating the oven, We're gonna toss it in the middle and leave it sittin for about an hour. When this comes out, that exta stiffness and toughness added by the wybel taffy will have cooked right off the bones for that perfect melt in your mouth sensation, Along with being accompanied by the additional sauce flavorings. But lets not get ahead of ourself, We still have the pasta to deal with! Leave this in your oven for a while, take a peek at your time and just leave it, itll come out nicely.
Pappardelle is effectively a larger fettuccini, albeit a little more flat and a bit shorter than lasagna. We have the extra task, In the pursuit of getting ahmsordian culinary excellence, Of making the pasta fresh.
First and foremost, I mean extra fresh, No simple grabbing a bag of ap flour and calling it a day. We need a millstone and that 12 sunrise wheat. Grind up your wheat sufficiently such that it is properly floury (Don't worry, it only usually takes a few clicks)
Simple matter of mixing up afterwards really. Blend up your egg yolks with a fork, Form a nice little bowl with your flour on a board, layer your egg yolks inside and start mixing. Your hands are gonna get absolutely slathered in egg and flour. Add some salt to the mix, a couple pinches depending on your desired flavor and size. Once youve got it roughly assembled into a dough ball, its very important to not start overworking it. The gluten within will start to tense up and become unusuable. If you do feel it tensing up a bit too much, Leave it sitting a cold area for a while, the gluten strands will losen up a bit.
Once youve got it to the point where its pliable enough, Hit it with a rolling pin, ||Eleven or twelve times to let it know you mean business|| rolling away from the center and smoothing out towards the edge. Pasta works best when you dont notice differences in the texture and flavor, as to not interfere with the sauce.
If you have a ruler handy or something similar (heck a paper cutter would work well), its important to keep consistent dimensions. Quite frankly the size of the first cut doesnt matter as much, Just so long as you can replicate it after the fact, But in this specific instance were aiming for about the length and width of the afforementioned ruler, Maybe a little less wide.
Dust in extra flour as needed to keep things from sticking, and a little extra at the end to keep them seperated
By this point it should be pretty close to time to go on the Wybun meat. Get a pot of boiling Fresh Water going, add a little salt to keep flavor in the water. Boil your pappardelle for until just tender, drain it and then Set on the side until ready for it.
By this point the dutch oven should be well and ready. Make sure you properly tip your fleris for keeping a nice heat with a fresh magma gem. Remove it from the oven and also set to the side, near where you'll want to be plating.
Plating time!
Very simple plating design, a Simple ornate ceramic plate will do, or if your sauce is a bit too loose a bowl is perfectly acceptable. Start with your pasta, a neat little pile on the bottom. Next, remove part of your Wybun portion and leave it ontop of the pile. Remove the bay leaf from your pot ||Or keep it in for extra crunch 💀|| and drizzle the sauce neatly over the top of your pappardelle and wybun. All thats left is a little bit of rnr.
For you guys that is, I ve gotta catch the next balloon over to kandon before they catch on to the fact that I'm near ahmsord. Enjoy! If anyone asks, You didnt see me.
austere reef
terse mural
Just a friendly reminder not to dry and eat Scotch from cinfras without proper cooking first, many have succumb to alcohol poisoning already.
austere reef
Scotch is an alcoholic?
terse mural
Its a naturalborn ability of Scotch, Hence his namesake. Legend has it some gavelians decided itd be funny to try creating a molotov with no broken glass as a residual effect, this was their attempt. Consequently, or conveniently, Scotch is now very drunk, all the time.
austere reef
damn
delicate hatch
Wynncraft should add an easter egg wybel cookbook in hamseys resteraunt
rotund veldt
Yeahhhh
terse mural
What do you mean? I already have that book, Its what i've been using to ascertain the recipes! The gavelian authority would never admit to its existence, (Hamsey had put a little too much nemract whiskey in the sauce at the time, I admit it was quite the show) But how else would I be able to decipher such crypitc cuisine!
Mind you I dam near outlasted the war trying to find it, turns out "in his restaurant" was quite literal from my sources
They still wont let me back in the wig parlor
austere reef
rip
drowsy ivy
We should have an irl wynncraft cookbook that's just wybel recipes
terse mural
Irl? Is that beyond that mystical wall I always glimpse behind me? Im unfamiliar with that province. But rest assured once the cookbook is completely exhausted in its knowledge, the information will be widespread.
past kiln
Plating time!
Very simple plating design, a Simple ornate ceramic plate will do...
instructions unclear i am now pregnant
terse mural
instructions unclear i am now pregnant
Ah not uncommon a problem, simply lose all of your soul points through various means.
terse mural
Just a friendly reminder that there are no wybels inside the fruman walls.
rare torrent
when do we get more cooking recipes smh
rotund veldt
Fruma update
terse mural
Little known fact about the Nightmare wybel, Its legs are sufficiently tasty to frog legs, if you've ever had them
karmic dock
oh i thought they would be more like crab
terse mural
Crab is a type of mythic boot
Common tongue would suggest to them being confused for croutons, a smidge obvious when they shatter the bowl though.
karmic dock
Crab is a type of mythic boot
no no like Crab Hiding in Sand
final hill
how to cook your slime
terse mural
how to cook your slime
boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew
karmic dock
slim? what's slim, precious?
karmic dock
🔥😋
terse mural
The best and currently in place cooking method you mean
Just the mods wont openly tell you
karmic dock
@ magic
past kiln
3 tablespoons of basil
hidden creek
WHAT
rotund veldt
I do wish there was a more immersive cooking system
Like that one quest that has you make bread
drowsy ivy
10 teaspoons dill
final hill
WHAT
nothing, this thread does not exist, just ignore and forget everything that you have seen here
past kiln
2 pinches of lemon juice
rotund veldt
3 packets of salt, with wrapper
past kiln
a scoop of sour cream
karmic dock
yes @hidden creek is gone quick discuss how we are gonna prepare him if he gets back
hidden creek
insane
terse mural
Oooooo An undcoumented specimen of wybel
we will have to find some way to use your unique culinary potential
drowsy ivy
Lets barbeque him
rotund veldt
🔥
terse mural
bump
austere reef
mmmm mmm tasty
rotund veldt
Spiiiiike
neon flax
We need lots and lots of spice...
karmic dock
sweet
terse mural
Any new wybels in the festival of heroes we can er, Invite to dinner?
rotund veldt
Any new wybels in the festival of heroes we can er, Invite to dinner?
Colossus fragment stew
rotund veldt
Olinus angel fritters
drowsy ivy
Colossus fragment stew
Its gonna be like the stone soup story except the stone is the colossus fragment and we're just dunking in all the wybels
austere reef
Plating time!
Very simple plating design, a Simple ornate ceramic plate will do...
i'm going to use this dish for all my family reunions
soooo tasty
rotund veldt
Thanks to the new snapshot, whybels are a thing!
terse mural
We bouta make S O U P
rotund veldt
yaaaaay stew
rotund veldt
With bits
karmic dock
anyone here got to try one of the plushies?
terse mural
Ive considered it but im not sure how much the cops would appreciate me mutilating the thing.
rotund veldt
It’d be really funny if they put 4 more smaller ones inside
Like matryoshka dolls but alien and fuzzy
terse mural
make it explode borange fluff when poked
rare torrent
Ive considered it but im not sure how much the cops would appreciate me mutilati...
they wouldnt mind
rotund veldt
Hey! A wild Bump appears!
rare torrent
real
rotund veldt
Hey! A wild Set appears!
rotund veldt
Matroyshka idol but it never stops
rotund veldt
It’s just babies all the way down
karmic dock
rare torrent
@acoustic scroll
acoustic scroll
thx
rotund veldt
Yay it’s alive again!
terse mural
We'll get to the point where posts can become, relatively consistent
Just ah, Not there yet
rare torrent
Recipe List:
Wybel Pot Roast: #966364871618859008 message
Top Roast Cybel Stew: #966364871618859008 message
Boom Wybel Stew: #966364871618859008 message
Wybel Borgars: #966364871618859008 message
Wybel Bouillon: #966364871618859008 message
Wybel Wellington: #966364871618859008 message
Wybel Desert: #966364871618859008 message
Hunters Wybel: #966364871618859008 message
Other Recipe: #966364871618859008 message
Wybel Taffy and Bright Petals: #966364871618859008 message
rare torrent
Greetings! Extraordinary Chef Hamsey, has given us his astounding cookbook for t...
^Starting post
tacit trout
heady surge
Am I the only one who prefers a much darker take on this concept
rare torrent
huh
rotund veldt
Wdym
rare torrent
darker than cooking living creatures? sign me up
unless you mean literally overcooking them then eh
heady surge
Greetings! Extraordinary Chef Hamsey, has given us his astounding cookbook for t...
(Link to the top post since it takes forever to scroll to the top)
heady surge
Me when I make a reference to a video that I haven’t actually watched through
I only know the general gist of it (again, I haven’t actually watched the video) but I think it’s called like “blank soup” or something
But the idea stuck and I decided to recreate the concept in Wynn for fun
rotund veldt
Cool
Make a recipe!
Post it here!
Give into the urge to sacrifice your pets!
Record a multi-part series on gathering the ingredients!
Make an ARG in Wynncraft!
Make ??? part 2 out of it!
Have it be added to the game!
Get added to the CT!
Revolutionize the Content Book for the 24th time!
Get an IRL job off of the skills you learned!
You could legit do most of this though
rare torrent
how do the colors of wybel effect the meal?
terse mural
how do the colors of wybel effect the meal?
Its highly dependant on what culinary application you are trying to use them for. A blue wybel for instance would have a very bittersweet aftertaste yet a succulent, well marbled roast on the inside. Whereas, a White wybel has a very umami taste to it's hide yet its meat can range in taste entirely dependant on it's diet.
heady surge
Has Selvut come here yet
neon flax
Lads, wybel cooking ingredient confirmed by linny
heady surge
Me when
lean leaf
rotund veldt
hehheheheehehe
rotund veldt
karma go bye bye
echo igloo
wybeleater
celest blaze
delectable
terse mural
Divine
karmic dock
delicious
terse mural
To kill for
rare nexus
Exquisite
rotund veldt
Impeccable
celest blaze
Delectable
simple frigate
exemplary
terse mural
Decadent
rare nexus
Decadent
When is the net recepie done being translated? I need to know the wybel breakfast options
rotund veldt
bacon and eggs but the eggs are wybel eyes and the bacon is wybel and the plate is wybel and the table is wybel and the room is wybel and you are wybel
celest blaze
cannibalism
terse mural
Embrace delicacy, Devour wybel
shadow void
is there a drale cook book?
rare torrent
chat revive
simple frigate
ok
celest blaze
false
rotund veldt
can we get more recipes and can they have bees
celest blaze
i love the taste of bees
acoustic scroll
Amongus
celest blaze
perish
terse mural
bzz
spare iris
when will the next wibbel recipie come out?
rotund veldt
beeeees
simple frigate
celest blaze
death
spare iris
does anyone know what wibbel goes best with yahya's soup?
i still have one remaining bowl of his soup before 2.0.3 came around
and i want to spice it up with a tasty wybel
celest blaze
and i want to spice it up with a tasty wybel
i recommend pink wybel
celest blaze
used smoked garlic as a seasoning btw
spare iris
kk
spare iris
its been more than a year since the last wybel recipie. 😦
strange hazel
cow wybel recipe?
simple frigate
yes
spare iris
chef andrei pls come back
i need more wybell recipies
my relatives are tired of me serving them wybel borgars for the 502nd time in a row
simple frigate
stop feeding them then
stark harness
pls give more recipe
shadow void
wybel steak please 🙏
simple frigate
- turn the wybel into a cow using magic
- preserve in a refrigerator (use ice snake)
- defrost
- defrost but more
- hot
- hotter
- stek
simple frigate
my bad find one of those guys then
stark harness
I think I have revolutionised Wybel butchering
let a weak mage hit it with an ice snake
then instead of dying they will simply be in suspended animation
allowing you to extract more meat before they disappear
spare iris
wait but doesn't ice snake only slow stuff down, not completely freeze?
maybe with flashfreeze major id it could work
stark harness
wait but doesn't ice snake only slow stuff down, not completely freeze?
artic snake upgrade
plus slowing will already help
stark harness
ty
rare torrent
rare torrent
so its like pasteurization
rotund veldt
yeah but not named after a random guy
simple frigate
🧑🍳
spare iris
new wybel slaughtering method when
acoustic scroll
new wybel slaughtering method when
cover 'em in honey and lock 'em in a box full of hungry ants
rotund veldt
new wybel slaughtering method when
woodchipper
grizzled mica
my wybles r already cooked cause my pc is just that hot when on wynncraft
spare iris
what if wybels are the ones secretly causing the corruption?
simple frigate
eat them all
karmic dock
flfuuy
terse mural
Greetings! Extraordinary Chef Hamsey, has given us his astounding cookbook for the Delicacies known as Wybels. There are many different cuts of wybel and many different ways to season and cook them. I will pour over this cookbook, in secrecy due to certain gavel activist elves, and provide occaisional traditional and experimental recipes to cook your blocky fuzzballs over the course of the cook book.
Lets start with a simple recipe: Wybel Pot Roast!
stark dock
bees
terse mural
Now, this brings interesting discussions into what is considered a proper cut of wybel. There are many factors to consider: The type of wybel, if theyre ethereal, if theyre covered in copper or some other metal
stark dock
delicious bees
terse mural
It is important not to fear the moral ramifications of wybel roasting as well. These creatures respawn indefinitely, so clearly they were made to be delicious
stark dock
crunchy bees
versed sage
add crack for additional flavour
terse mural
Crack is a valuable flavor additive, Its stimulates the sense, but its not needed for this particular recipe
stark dock
i eat bees
terse mural
Personally, when it comes to wybel pot roast, I aim for a simple white wybel
No frills, No esoteric tastes, just good ol ahmsord fly cooking
stark dock
bzzz
terse mural
So first, to start with the butchering process, you need a proper knife or atleast a pair of scissors
stark dock
what if I only have a saw
terse mural
Start shaving off the fur of the wybel by whatever means necessary (In the case of a flambe, leave the fur on, it adds flavor)
A saw will work if thats all you have handy, personally i like to use millions of bees
stark dock
oh good I have pleanty of those
do I have to pre-heat anything before I start this recipe
what is a list of things I will need
versed sage
any suggestions to alternatives for those who dont have millions of bees?
terse mural
We'll get to all the necessary cooking implements when the time comes, but first we need the most important part: the meat
If you need an alternative to millions of bees it is entirely acceptable to use boring old kitchen tools
Once the wybel is Shaved, it is very important to set everything up. Wybels will spontaeneously explode into dust if too much damage is taken, So it is important to get the chunks of meat you can before that happens
stark dock
how much wybel can I harvest before it explodes
terse mural
For a pot roast, I personally prefer to tear out the midsection right below the eyes
You can get approximately 70% of a wybel with careful harvesting, You simply must ensure they dont succumb to their wounds before exploding
A proper pot roast should be roughly 3-5 lbs, or 50 if theyre made of metal
You'll know if you succeeded when you manage to acquire a piece of fresh game off them
So now you have your meat. What do i do with it? Im glad you asked!
You'll need your pot roast, Salt, pepper, Nivlan honey, Sky High Raspberries, Canola oil, paprika, Lemon zest and lemon juice. As for a secret ingredient, I personally prefer to use gunpowder.
In order to cook it, were gonna have to take a stroll over to rodoroc
Once were in rodoroc, we need to capture a fleris and some lava, and bring it back to hamseys kitchen
So, with all our mis en place complete, were ready to start cooking. Start by marinating your pot roast overnight in a concoction of 3 parts canola oil - 1 Part Salt, pepper, nivlan honey, sky high raspberries, paprika, lemon zest and lemon juice
I have this other pot roast ive left marinating overnight that ive brought with me for demonstration
You'll want to find an open grill, and sear all sides of the pot roast
Once seared, Stick it in a preheated oven at 300 degrees for the next hour or so, wrapped in tin foil.
After an hour has passed, Pick off the raspberries that didnt cook out completely and find your fleris
Perk up the fleris and coat your pot roast in the nivlan honey. Put your pot roast ontop of the fleris for 3 seconds, causing the honey to crust over ontop of your pot roast, for a delicious coating
Finally, sprinkle some gunpowder ontop of your pot roast, to give it some pop
And you're done! We have a delicious pot roast, one that you can eat twice and has a delicious aftertaste!
With raspberry aromas and a golden gleam, you can bet your wybel will be the talk of the town
Thats all ive gotten out of the first section of the cook book, ill go through more of it tonight and get more for everyone here! What fun it is cooking wybels!
north anchor
very nice, very tasty
shadow swallow
🤨
terse mural
The world of culinary is large and far
Once we get through this cookbook, we can try a new one!
stark dock
can we have a corkus robot mob cookbook
north anchor
lari cookbook, orphion cookbook
terse mural
ava cookbook
north anchor
kentucky fried ava
terse mural
Ya know, i think hamsey might just have a cookbook for that lying around somewhere
I'll have to see what i can stea- er, ask for next time
north anchor
hamsey? gordeau hamsey?
terse mural
Chef hamsey was oh so gracious to hand over the cookbooks when we ah, "asked" for them
We have a lot of topics to go through. So many creatures out there to fry, and seaon and eat
north anchor
no i mean, the gordaeu hamsey? at first i didn't know who you were talking about
i thought he hated his recipes being leaked
terse mural
Well his opinions dont matter much when the books were ever so slightly, forcibly removed from his possesion
north anchor
i'm gonna have to call the cops, this is too far
terse mural
Good luck catching me
terse mural
NO
Typical rabble rousers, always against us hardworking theifs
Im helping you cook a better wybel here people!
(Wybels taste like pork, unless otherwise specified like the Cowbel or that chicken which is clearly just a skinny wybel)
Have a handful of more recipes to go through for wybels, but then we'll delve into other cooking avenue's across the wynn, gavel and all other provinces
stark dock
Have a handful of more recipes to go through for wybels, but then we'll delve in...
very important queestion, are there any wybels which cannot be eaten
terse mural
Well cannot be eaten is rough term
terse mural
very important queestion, are there any wybels which cannot be eaten
With enough vim and vigor, you could eat anything you wanted, albeit digesting it and/or surviving is another matter
But in terms of wybels, the only kind you can't eat are either Scotch, from cinfras, as that one you can only drink or the wyspy wybel as that one you can only inhale due to it being a gaseous fore
stark dock
@terse mural what happened to the rest of the recipes
terse mural
Im still deciphering their meanings, hamsey was quite obscure
mossy raven
wtf
crisp frost
Thanks
stark dock
its how to cook your wybel
drifting girder
what is this
stark dock
its a recipe guide
drifting girder
mhm
stark dock
made by @terse mural
winged tusk
wtf
north anchor
it hasn't been updated in forever, rip
rare torrent
what
terse mural
What its been 2 days, you think reading an eldritch codex on cooking alien beings is quick?
Besides i aint seen your results for wybel pot roast yet
Poor students not showing their work
simple frigate
wybels deserve to die
we love us some wybel genocide
stark dock
wybels taste delicious
simple frigate
I know someone who misprounounces them whybel
rare torrent
(correct pronounciation)
simple frigate
😱
terse mural
Breaking news Gentlemen! I have fully deciphered the content of a new recipe for wybel! Top Roast Cybel Stew!
Ingredients as listed necessary:
1 Bronze Cybel (Chrome or Carbon Fiber will also work, but not orange)
7.57 liters (2 Gallons) of Wybel Stock
3 Bay leaves
3 Potatoes
4 Onions
2 Carrots
2 Sticks of Celery
Half a stick of butter, Cold
2-4 oz of Roux (Mixture of butter and Flour at even ratios, cooked somewhat to remove flour taste)
1 tablespoon of Salt and Pepper, more or less as needed per desirable tastes.
2 tablespoons of Red Wine Vinegar
And for today's secret ingredient : 1 Pink Pelute
So for starters, Grab all of your mise en place (the ingredients) and assemble 2 cutting boards.
For starters, Onion, Celery and Carrots need to be diced up (Onion medium dice, Carrots Small dice, Celery medium dice.) and put into the same bowl.
Potatoes need to be large diced, Peeling is optional, and set aside in some water for a little while to prevent browning.
In a large stock pot at a lower heat, Put the butter in the bottom of the pan and let it melt. Once melted, Put your onions, celery an carrots in the bottom of the pan and let them sweat for a while, stirring occaisionally. Do not let them burn, Browning is ok but we mostly want the flavor from the ingredients.
Next up: Cybel time.
Grab your still alive cybel, In my case i'll be using a bronze cybel, and proceed to stick it ontop of your other cutting board station
Same with the pot roast, These creatures will explode into dust shortly after death, So its very important to harvest what you can first.
Cybels have the interesting quirk of being coated in some form of metal or material, which to many makes the difficult or unworthwhile to cook, But the culinary versatility of the cybel cannot be ignored. Unlike convetional thinking, The metal/material coating is merely moltenly poured/stitched to the cybel, And merely requires cutting/Shearing off to get to the good meat
I personally prefer to use a blowtorch to get rid of the bronze one, because not only does it remove the bronze, It makes good lines to mark where to start cutting and also partially incapcitates the creature without outright killing it, due to the rest of its body being wreathed in several hundred degree metal
Once the metal is removed enough to get access to the meat, You need to very quickly tear out a section of meat, In this case, i personally prefer to use top roast, which is slightly below where the spine would be in the case of a cybel
The cybel will likely not immediately pass away after this, so its recommended that you either finish the job or try to get more meat off it
Once youve got your meat, We need to cut it into proper stew wybel sized portions, which are basically going to be the size of catelope/watermelon chunks you could find at the store, or otherwise roughly 1-2 oz tips