#Looking_For_Soup
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soupal heaven is earned, not given
and when do i get soupal throne
you must become a soupal general to get a soupal throne
you clearly did not read the fine print
as you can see, i signaled there will be some fine print from the *
fine print has to be included and that is also edited
and i have added some things on those fine print from my most recent change, "details as well"
well you see
i have screenshotted that
and as you can look, #bot_channel
I am now the soupal god.
too bad, its edited, meaning you faked the contract
You, @maiden shadow SirKiddo, are herby banished from this soupal kingdom.
you see, i have added "previous details as well" so you agreed to those
I am going to edit too
i have screenshotted those
proof?
nice try, but I still remain the soupal god
the soupal people will never reespect you
your word means nothing
too bad you are already banished
you have to be respected as the soupal god
and also, a contract cant contain refrences outside of a contract
thats just not how law works
where is the soupal contract rules
I made the soupal contract rules, and I have them safely stored in the souppbble
you should have asked to see the soupal contract rules
as you failed to inform me before you agreed to that contract, it is not in act, and therefore it is too late to bypass it, as i am the new soupal god
you failed to ask, you are expected, when making a contrcat, to know your legal rights
are you claiming you didnt know your legal rights
by that logic i dont even need something siganling i have the thing
if so the contract is invadliated
you have never implied there are any soupal contract laws
you never asked, you are expected to know your rights
if you did not know your rights, it is an invalid cotract
if the government failes to record it, then it is not in effect
and those records must be in access to the common folk, without asking
you are a soupal outlaw, not a common folk
the same rights are not alloted to criminals
not only a criminal, but a treasoner
you werent a soupal recruit, as the contrcat was never valid
acording to you, yourself
you didnt know your rights
which is none, you had no rights
i have added the hidden agreements after the first contract
being a treasoner
the first contract was valid, the second is now valid as well as you have failed to give me access to those laws
the first contract wasnt actually valid, because you changed it mid contract
and if the first wasnt valid, the second couldnt be
a second contract that cannot be validated because the first contract was changed
the first contract was changed, and thus the second contract is fruit of a tainted tree
and did you say i cannot change contracts
as i was a soupal recruit, you are expected to give me my rights
i did not know i could not do it, therefore it is not in act, as i did not have access to it
but you werent a soupal recruit, because you changed the contract
thus invadliating it
it was already agreed upon that i was a soupal recruit, then i changed it, and you still have not demoted me, it is too late now anyways as i am the new soupal god
i'm sorry but no, because you changed a contract that made you a soupal recruit so the second contract could have never come into effect
you removed your own citizenship
I didnt have to, you demoted yourself
and was that information given to me without me asking for access
you changed the pre-agreed upon contract, thus invadliating it, making it as if it never happened
if i cannot access it then it is not in effect
and how do i know that
is this the soupal god you citizens follow, someone who censors the laws that the soupal kingdom is based off, and makes new laws at will without you knowing?
ah yes of course not edited
is this the soupal god you guys follow, one who makes a typo in the link, which can only be done my manually typing in google docs links
manually typing in google dogs links
yeah, so what. I cared so I typed the entire link
I wanted to make sure I got it right
(i forgot the last part of the URL)
please send me a screenshot of the edit history and give me a screenshot of the first version
edit history of what
omg
is this the soupal god you guys follow, someone who acts to give you guys the laws, yet secretly hides them
wrong link
friendly mention you just doxxed yourself
I would remove that as it contains your email
shit
i uh
did not know that
in my defence it made me log in
i could not enter it un signed in
i thought it was weird
yeah google docs does that
only on no access stuff?
no I think it makes you sign it for any document
but I dont know I dont use google docs much
it doesent, if you unsign in it shows like
anonamous animal
i can spell
do not worry
im sleepy
would make sense that it forces you to sign in stuff that gives you no access unless you are given access, only way to detect that is if you sign in to see if you are part of that group
i expect to see soup on the tm soon
i tried selling soup on the tm but no one bought it
@maiden shadow
a soupal treasoner to the very end
WTF
all i did was bribary, which i did not know was in the soupal laws as a certian someone did not give me access
certain
you dont have acess to the soupal laws because you have no rights in soupal society, you are a soupal heahten
hopefully a casuality of the next soupal war
mere bones in the great pot of soup
adding flavor
but nothing meaningful, ultimately
at that time i actually was a soupal recruit
we might pretend to negioate with terroists, but only for our own goals (much like the united soup of soupmurcia)
so you lie
yeah
so you are a liar
when it benefits the greater soup
behold, the mighty soupal god, @maiden shadow
All gods lie, some of them tell you they love you
I talk to them, they really dont
Thor, #7 of the 12 dragons, and my personal favorite jim
omw to asguard right now, i will be back in about three murd-buisness days
one down
two more to go
why did i read your name as #1 BananaCurryPizza Fanfic
soup is tasty
looking for soup
looking for soup x2
why is soupal god looking for soup
I seek soup so I know who has earned the right to soupal heaven
seems like someone that doesent have soup would say
I live in an afterlife with a soup ocean
so the rich becomes richer with an ocean of soup while the rest of us here need to beg in order to get the minimum living wage
is that what you are saying
its a souapal seed, you post pictures of soup, you get access to soupal heaven. we have a very generous program.
yet i have never heard of any of said programs from the very beginning of this thread
i am absolutely a bad guild master
but i'm a great soup god
bad guild master = bad soup god
those two dont go together well
omw posting a ss of you saying that in opm discord
is it even open
its common knowledge but ok
not soup - 20000 soup credits
evil fluffyduck be like “+1 soupal credit”
+1 soupal credit
too much soupal credits = inflation = not good
i am saving the soupal eco from cough sirkiddo
he has driven the soupal country into a great depression with that amount of inflation
now a spoon to eat the soup with costs more then 5,000 soupal credits
can we have a new soupal election
can I secretly run over you with a van
we can but i automatically win
ok
anything is better then sirkiddo
i want five reactions on this message for it to pass
time to make alt accounts
use this message to remove 1 reaction from fluff's message
approved
yesyeys
i had soup for dinner
picture
theres been a distinct lack of soup in this channel
i suspect a soupal drought
i cant i already ate it
;-;
sirkiddo has sent so many people to soupal heaven, there isnt enough soupal citizens now
this is causing a major soupal drought as there is no people to maintain soupal factories
we must rio- i ment uh peacefully protest against him
someone ping the entire discord
irresponsable soupal god, that would create a soupal overload
everyone would drown in that soup
wow itll probably pass you already have -1 votes
go away
Soup has been deleted
no more soup
lfs
lfs
its no use
vip_soup
@maiden shadow revive this thread
i am looking for soup
do not care
Yes you do if #901867182802210886 dies you will die (i injected you with a poison that ties your health directly to #901867182802210886)
absolutely not
infact if the police were able to reach soupal heaven i would probably be arrested
sadly they are not and I am free to carry on
i am going to
ping the police
i am back and i am looking for soup
soop
sooooooooop
Lfs
@slate cipher cope
GOODBYE SOUPAL GOD
i already have gaius on my payroll
yeah it is
what da hell
its okay I pay salted too
I bought salted a bigmac irl and he apreciated me
man
bongo is a cool soupal citizen
bongo is very not cool.
all soupal citizens are cool, and would never assosicate with a soupal HEATHEN like you
on the plus side, I have reviewed your application for soupal satan and determined you are the best (and only) canidate
congrats you are now in charge of soup hell
YOOOOOOOOOOO
so uh
who do i get to bully- i ment uh welcome into my domain
bongo?
pwease
anyone who rejects soup or gets severe negetive soupal credits
you are also allowed to try to trick the righteous soupal citizens into turning against soup
its like a test
so
if they fail you get them
if they turn against soup they are not worthy of soupal heaven
we want only the true soup enjoyers here
so anyone that reacted to this
ok two soupal hell residents so far
-2 votes btw
i'm demon girl now sorry to disappoint :/
this is actually a pic of me irl
wtf apple is an egirl now
that wasnt fluff, clearly stated by the imposter[
bruh I’ve always been one
wtf apple has always been an egirl
my appearance is just now shifting to reflect it
also cause I was on picrew the other day and made some new profile pics
repost to ban fluff
rude
sent to soupal hell
ill see you in my office
soup found !
+1 soupal credit
Lfs
lfs
Lfs
lfs
this is your fault you are soupal satan
you did this all bad things are soupal satans fault
Discourse in lfs??
lfs
no soup today.
i had a dream about wynn discord and someone was explaining to me how to buy champion with soupal credit in #909424589082329158
thats probably not a good thing to dream about
lfs
i mean i generally dont dream at all so when i do have dreams they're wack anyways
soupal credit is a valid currency, salted needs to accept it
good thing a certain someone created a soupal drout
drought
@maiden shadow when is my soupal satan paycheck
soupal satan doesn't get paid its a punishment not a job
its also not a job you get to resign from
who will be the new soupal satan
its an eternal punishment for forsaking soup
cope mald
lfs
☹️
lfs
soup
if fluff posts any screenshots to counter this they are photoshopped
of course
you edited discord itself
i hacked into discord.
i am currently putting a ban on all soup
ok
its done.
there is no more soup on discord.
soup
banned.
lfs
@slate cipher banbanban
No soup allowed
soup
Banned
soup ;-;
+1 soupal credit
@unreal lion
quintuple
bad soup
i hate soup
all soup sucks
soup should be banned from earth.
everyone that has soup should be punished.
@lament cosmos
I'm gonna sell you to the blacksmith
im gonna scrap him
and throw his scattered remains into lava
or just yeet em off ahmsord
WTF
i am a quest item
cope harder
i am essential for this soupal kingdom to have balence, its like a power checker for the soupal tyrant
@golden peak pls reroll
please scrap
i will fill my inventory with emeralds and drop you
ok
I HATE SOUP.
ALL SOUP SHALL DIE.
sry this is just the result of not using t3 amp
i am now defective fluff
its just this item, that doesent work, any other items it works but just not this one
wow cant believe you managed to rr fluff to be better than before
maybe if we keep rr'ing he can get him to like 5%
he he he haw
smh
ur not worth rolling
i will transfer you to a new class and then delete that class
class slots full
i have 3 class slots available
no you dont
i am currently on ironman btw class cope harder
i will delete the ironman btw class (you have no escape)
dnc deleting it (it is worth it (also i hate profs))
hate rise of the quartron btw
i beat you in zombies and party gfames btw
smh
WTF
you get good
smh
wtf tealy
smh
lfs
tragic
ratio
soup is terrible.
you are bald
balless
and so are you.
a coward
ok soupal dictator
i bet you kick puppies
well
it seems like something someone who hates soup would do
it seems like something a soupal dictator would do
i dont hate soup
i hate soupal dictators
I love puppies, all dogs go to heaven
DNC
wow promoting people based on their family background, not even on their efforts
what a bad soupal dictator
woof
Are you suggesting all dogs dont deserve to go to heaven
you are clearly a grinch
exactly
well you see
i have a certain mutation
i grew like the grinch
but i am a dog
(trust)
would a dog lie to you
send me a copy of your dna
thats not your dna it's some hair you ripped off a puppy
ok stalker
wow
you are my only enemy
wowwww
i am but a mere dog
are you saying you hate dogs?
that dna sample was faked
I am saying I hate people who pretend to be dogs
the real one was done in a private place
i am stealing my own valour
look up stolen valour laws
you are breaking the law by prenteding to be a dog
you didn't remember i'm stalking you
or that could be my custom email
it isn't a custom email because I know who owns that domain
so you must be in the us
and in the us
it is illegal to stalk
WTF
well it is custom
SOUPAL DICTATOR FUGITIVE
just not by you
i dont live in the US, I live on a boat 20 miles off the coast of the US
so I can legally claim I have no citizenship
(the boat has an airstrip on it)
maritime laws apply
maritime laws only apply if you are a member of the UN
souptopia is not a member of the UN
yeah i cross into amerirca illgeally all the time, what are you going to do, cry?
they cant even deport me
@moderhator
i will create a country by hand.
soupal heaven is currently awaiting UN recognition
dnc
wait wait wait
to be far they still don't recongize taiwan as a country either
hello thread
is this a place
not true
LFG
there can only be laws if there are police
and i dont see any police
COPE COPE COPE
why is fluff a dog now
i am a dog.
fluff is a fake dog
a furry, really
you cant change unless you get rerroled
i am 100% purebred dog
smh
rr me then
no
smh
can we rr fluff into a likable individual
ok
at least current fluff is useful in #❓questions
wtf i'm in wc1 detlas I don't see you
wtf im in wc1 detlass i see kiddo but no fluff
logged off
okay
you would anyways
i would never
you cannot rr fluff into a likable person, its not in their stat range
its like you're trying to threathen us by saying you're gonna go breathe
update your wynntils
when the IM's made fluff they didn't include a high enough range of likability
I don't use wynntils I use WIM
the stat ranges from -3872 to -1863 iirc
when can we get an item that has a stat range of negetive to postive
a true gamlbing item
add it to roullete
bad mod rr
make it completely useless or not 
dnc
wynntils on the other hand eats children
bongo ping salted in this channel I dare you
your soupal god has commanded you
are you going to ghost him
this is quite the loyal army of yours
i didn't command I dared
you can be a coward and avoid a dare
I never dared you I dared bongo
ok
bongo is probably eating soup
so are you calling your army cowards
:(
fluff appreciators are all part of an insane cult
including fluff
not that there are many fluff appreciators
RRRRRR
you cant just skip 2 rolls
and not tell us what they were
what were the rolls for fluff [5] and fluff [6]
I will be nuts next
i think ill be peanut
i like peanuts
you soupal citizens shall tremble in fear when i get rred!
no it just means that the concept of the opposite of soup is insane
google is laughing at you
+1 soupal credit
damn its so cheap to rr fluff
lfs
@maiden shadow what if orienor hated soup
LFG
no
did i ask
Orienor villain arc?
soup
lfs
lfs apple pikmin cpaoo
debis
piky
trabis
It would be a direct conflict to my existence, I would become a paradox thus creating a black hole and destroying all known forms of life
Nah it's possible to like people who like things you Don't like and vice versa
No one is a clone besides @golden peak
do you mean clown
well yes but I meant clone as well
woww
if orienor hated soup, then it means you are a fraud and are not the real soupal god, as the real soupal god is the fan of soupal supporters
I can be a fan of both orienor and soup, they are not mutally exclusive
ok but if orienor hated soup, then you are a fan of a soup hater
therefore you are not soupal pure
and not qualified to be a soupal god
you can like someones music and not support their political views
when you are a fricken god i think the rules are different
you do not have to support everything everyone does to like something about them
why would the rules be any different for a god who can write the rules
so you do admit if orienor hated soup you are not soupal pure
no?
bozo
I just wouldn't like that part of orienor
i guess fluff, you only listen to music artists by checking out every single political view they have and if even a single one doesn't match not listening at all
of course!
its a suprise tool that will help us later
.-.
i have an announcement to make!
soup is terrible!
thank you for listening to my ted talk
good day
Ban all soup drinkers
i dont drink soup
i eat soup
i eat the bowl that contains the soup as well as the contents within the bowl
Thats how I truly express my complete and utter gratitude towards the Soup Gods.
Who eats soup that's disgusting
i do
are you trying to say that my religious beliefs and rituals are disgusting
wtf
doppleganger
there is only one true soupal god and it's me, all the others are sussy imposters
how convient, that is exactly what a sussy imposter would say
no a sussy imposter would say "uwu baka owo"
you don't even have my name in that photo
it could be anyone
that could be either apple or orienor, both of their discord users end in o)
I personally believe its apple
caught in 8k
the editing on that is sloppy I expect better
you didn't even edit out the quote marks
i am editing on a really crappy chromebook ok?
like
i do not have any tools i just have regular pencil
skill issue, honestly
i can edit better on my phone smh
Bad soup
agree!
unagree
did i ask?
i asked
do i care?
i care
lfs
Disgusting
but do i care though\
that wasn't a question mark, implying it is a statement, read as DO i care though, in a tone that would suggest you do infact care
we literally just discussed this, your reading comprehension needs improvement
wow your reading comprehension really needs work, we discussed this
i am looking for soup
i am also looking for soup
sounds to me like you care
about being perceived as not caring
yes
(i do not)
you do
did i ask
yes
when
that's a question
that's also a question
but do i care?
Yes, we've been over this
you have poor memory retention
please seek medical consultation
do i care?
do i care?
did i ask?
fluff please, you could be having a stroke
do you smell burnt toast fluff
raise your left arm
when did i ask?
fluff strokes can be fatal if left untreated
but do i care
you probably should fluff your health is an extremely serious matter
when did i ask though
wow
did i ask
i should see a doctor
stop typing
get an alka war build
come to city of troms
you have 1:30 s
sorry i havent launched a scientific investigation to study whether the anonymous online user @golden peak (more commonly known as Fluff) dedicated a relatively large amount of mental capacity towards thinking about this subject
will return when it is completed and the data has been analysed
but do i care about that
you care enough to ask do I care at least 15 times
did i ask
oh my gosh is this still going
fluff please see a doctor your stroke is getting worse
this is an impressive amount of time to keep a joke alive
i think it died way up there
🤸♂️ fluff
🦽 🏌️♂️ me
#901867182802210886 help me look for soup i still can't find it
yes, but its no match for the bigger joke that has been kept alive here
guess what it is
@maiden shadow
you didn't give a chance to guess, you are bad at this game
+1 soupal credit
wow
the warhead is using comm's
:soup_running:
did i ask
on jah
do i care
did i ask
do i care
Yes you did
Yes you care you cry about it every day it's so sad
wow
did i ask
did i ask
did i ask though
did i ask
do i care
did i ask
Did I care?
idk did i
No
did i ask
do i care
+1 soupal credt
did i ask
no one asked
that looks like the stereotypical soup that goes well with croutons
did i ask
I don't care if you "didn't ask". The world does not revolve around you. I can say whatever the fuck I want and couldn't care less if you "didn't ask". Stfu, this is why everyone leaves you. If you read the constitution, like a functioning citizen of the country, you would know that it says at the very beginning that I have a right to free speech. Call me a fascist all you want, but I'm just exercising my constitutional rights by saying what I want in this group chat. Please learn how to read.
i still didn't ask
I don't care if you "didn't ask". The world does not revolve around you. I can say whatever the fuck I want and couldn't care less if you "didn't ask". Stfu, this is why everyone leaves you. If you read the constitution, like a functioning citizen of the country, you would know that it says at the very beginning that I have a right to free speech. Call me a fascist all you want, but I'm just exercising my constitutional rights by saying what I want in this group chat. Please learn how to read.
did i ask
did i ask
I don't care if you "didn't ask". The world does not revolve around you. I can say whatever the fuck I want and couldn't care less if you "didn't ask". Stfu, this is why everyone leaves you. If you read the constitution, like a functioning citizen of the country, you would know that it says at the very beginning that I have a right to free speech. Call me a fascist all you want, but I'm just exercising my constitutional rights by saying what I want in this group chat. Please learn how to read.
did i ask
Yes
did i ask
Is this still going
the great soupal drought
yeah and it's incredibly cringe, even by #🌎wynncraft standards
lfs (real)
did i ask?
do i care?
a new level of cringe even for fluff
i mean, holy shit I didn't think fluff could get any more cringe
I was wrong
I wonder how much further down the bottom of the barrel fluff can go
so cringe smh
no one’s laughing at this 2 day old gag
you can’t carry yourself on repetition and absurdity alone
That’s the problem with comedy today
do i care
I don’t care if you care I never asked your permission
okay i'm blocking fluff
):
a better #901867182802210886 experience
wow

r/humansbeingbros!
what
+1 soupal credit
its soupish
Is there apples in ther
no its mostly fish and peppers
+1 soupal credit
thanks sirkiddo!
Bcurry has earned a pass into soupal heaven
yeahh
idk but did i ask
do I care?
wow
cmon guys why are you being mean to this poor soupal cit- wait no thats fluff, carry on
I don't care if you "didn't ask". The world does not revolve around you. I can say whatever the fuck I want and couldn't care less if you "didn't ask". Stfu, this is why everyone leaves you. If you read the constitution, like a functioning citizen of the country, you would know that it says at the very beginning that I have a right to free speech. Call me a fascist all you want, but I'm just exercising my constitutional rights by saying what I want in this group chat. Please learn how to read.
;)
did i ask
never turning to soup again
lfs (still haven’t found it)
did i ask
+1 soupal credit
Looking for soup
-1 soupal credit for copying soup
scam
copying soup wtf