#Looking_For_Soup
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but this is preference apple
is that the right word
absolutely not
viscous is like honey
yeah
ok yeah its the right word but not as much as honey
holy shit i'm concerned
what
no wonder you pour your milk in first
ok there's a huge gap between water and honey
also isn't more viscous = less splashing
yea well i never said its like honey
like where on the water-honey viscosity spectrum does your milk fall
"as much as"
thats cos yall mentioned honey first
^
i honestly do not see a difference between the viscosity of milk and water
like, more than water
yeah milk is like water--milk--------------------------honey
what type of milk are yall drinking ;-;
that's the viscosity spectrum
ok so what are you talking about
ok
so how the heck is ur milk spilling so much
because my milk has similar viscosity to water
milk and water are pretty similar viscosity wise
it is a very small difference tbf
^
ok so
ok just accept that your religion is wrong and that mine is correct. please join the church of milk after cereal
either yall have really high quality milk
he's dying on this hill
or my milk is churning
based on the way you described your milk i'm guessing it's the second one
who is
bongo
oh
uh
dark humour content
and
just wtf content
if you watch the first min of any video (dont) you'll get an idea of what it is
guy wearing swaggersouls hat + average american + box playing popular shooter game in the windows xp background
"guy wearing swaggersouls hat" thats cos hes playing with swaggersouls
oh
you also forgot "egg"
i dont really understand his thumbnails or his videos but i like his content
what the actual fuck happened here
-1 soupal credit this has already been posted
+1 souapl credit
+1 soupal creidt
-1 soupal credit
thank you 
we've came to the conclusion "what the fuck kind of milk is bongo fin drinking"
have we
im still at a crossroads
bc u told me skimmed milk is less liquidy than normal milk
originally talk of cereal or milk first then turned into "is bongo drinking churned milk"
soupal outcast!
why does the 1st and 4th image look like the same bowl of noodles just taken from different angles and one with chopsticks
the fabric the bowl is on is the same as well
but it's not
nah
looks like the exact same bowl of noodles
nah
i think ur tryna dupe soupal credit
smh
wrong copy paste
both images are from this site lmao
its the same bowl of noodle
why am i investigating bowls of noodles
this isn't soup its pasta -1 soupal credit
i'll conisderthis soup +1 soupal credit
+1 soupal credit also soup
-1 soupal creditspasta
+1 soupal credits
i just realised that those noodles look awfully like the instant noodles they sell here
noodles make noodle soup tho
you can try but they don't call me the soup god for nothing
no one calls you the soup god
i denounce you as the fake soup god and because i'm always right I win
@jaunty crest
hi
sirkiddo is, among other things, a soup god
it's noodle soup
thats only half soup, its a filthy dirty half breed
I am a soup purist
ok
that tofu?
i will still consider it soup +1 soupal credit
+1 soupal credit
+1 soupal credit
kiddo thats literally miso soup
i write the rules here
soupist
imagine disliking miso soup
i bet you're the type of person to dislike sashimi just bc its raw fish
i haven't had sushi orsashimi in awhile the last time I did the place got shut down for health code violations and I was prettyill
i have yeah
a proper resturaunt or
it was a 4 star sushi bar
that sounds stupid
they are pretty popular
but yeah alot of japenese food places dont serve proper sashimi
like, they either dont prepare it well or its not fresh
I'm going to go ahead and say the intended effect wasnt making me violently sick
the worst sushi is petrol station sushi
but I haven't had sushi since then
i see
i'm very glad I didn't order the pufferfish
well i can say that most properly made sushi/sashimi would be found in expensive resturaunts or most places in japan
i see
wat
dont chefs need like a very specific skill set and certificate to be able to serve those
yeah
and even then it could still be a 50/50
but also you need a certificate to be able to drive a cab but most cab drivers dont have it
wait how old is mr kiddo
24
huh
i'm 24.
i thought u were younger ngl
i would love being sirkiddo
imagine being bongo fin
you are arguing in #901867182802210886 so I automatically win
wait but is it just sushi and sashimi that u had bad experiences with
yeah
so other japanese food you're okay with then?
Anything that isn't spicy i generally like
mmm
No I just have a weak stomach
half agree with that tho
i like certain spicy food but
theres alot of stuff here thats just too much
I can handle lightly spicy but anything beyond that makes me feel 🥴
and too common
like
theres places where you would order some noodles and if you just say you want some noodles like normal, they'd make it really spicy
you'd have to specify and make it clear that you dont want it to be spicy
otherwise you'll just get inedible food (for me at least)
me eating a ghost pepper that my roomate spiked my salad with ended up with me in the ER
ok well maybe not that bad
I was shaking, throwing up, shitting blood, and generally pretty bad off
i feel like ghost peppers should be an illegal produce
i had to get my stomache pumped. the doctor actually joked about never seening anyones body react so strongly to spicy food
or if a permit was needed
"spicy food"
i dont think ghost peppers fall under spicy anymore
its a different level
I have a friend who can eat ghost peppers whole and be completly unaffected
he grows them himself
not even a man. A machine.
makes sense
people who can eat ghost peppers raw are proof that androids are real
the only person i know irl that ate chillis by itself whole was my grandmother
but thats only bc she was actually losing her sense of taste
the synths are walking among our ranks
kiddo
bongo
o god of soupal and others
why does time past so fast when im lying in bed using my phone
you are caught in a time warp
i wanted to sleep early at 11pm bc i was tired
pro tip
its now 1 25 am and im still tired
install blue light filter on your phone (or turn it on)
good night and dream of soup
everyone dreams
still dream of soup
man i hope
Snuggle capoo
+1 soupal credit
bad soup
i hate shrimp
-200 soupal credits
i am new soup god
:>
ill give out free soupal credits every tuesday
better then sirkiddo
+1 soupal credits
sorry fake soup god
.-.
if you become the new soup god you gotta send out the free cans of tomato soup
get real
nope I will actually send the first person to reach 1 billion soupal credits a can of campells tomato soup
a real physical can
i like campbell's chicken noodle more
i will send one at 100 million
thats called tax evasion
+100 million soupal credit
If you actually send drag a can of tomato soup I will name you the soup god
- 900 million soupal credit
address giveaway
doom
sorry i dont recognize you as a soup god
he is the soupless god
Yum
mm hot pot
+soupal credit
+1 soupal credit
my dad told me "oh yeah the noodle isnt meant to go with the soup"
i opened the bag of noodles and its just all stuck together
if you cook stuff like ramen is the water left over considered soup
like before you add the packets
what
no
thats just noodle water
but also
if you boil potatoes and when its dome boiling
is the water left behind soup
cos it does taste like potatoes but its just water
wawa
but the ramen noodles by themselves dont have much taste
is noodle an ingredient
It is soup if you decide to slurp it or eat it with a spoon
The only two ways to truly eat soup
-1 soupal credit bugs in soup bad
Unless they are food but that one is not
Ok I'll start eating water with a spoon from now on
WAIT
I EAT CEREAL WITH A SPOON
SO CEREAL IS A SOUP
No ceral is eaten cold
If you microwave cereal it is soup and you are also going to soup and cereal hell
Luckily soup and cereal hell is the same place (we co-lease)
I ment soupal god
I'm actually good friends cereal god
cereal credit
where is the stew department located
Stew falls under soup-related, thus making it a sub domain of mine.
There is a demi-god of stew (my son)
what the fuck
+1 soupal credit
+1 soupal credit
looking for soup
Food
that is not warm enough to be soup
+1 soupal credit
-1 soupal credit you forgot the soup
thats water
kiddo is the manager
i'm also the ceo and god
kiddo is the only staff and god in any and all soup establishments
it is
does it cost soupal credit
yeah
how much is the one on the right
1000
:O
soup robbary?
soupal SINNER
soup robbed 
You can wear soup???
yeah
looking for dn
wrong thread
-1 soupal credits
+1 soupal credits

mmm
Yuk
originally stew and rice but
i left it for too long so its just rice potatoes and carrots
at least the rice is soup flavored
+0 soupal credit
WTF
Deoxyribonucleic acid
my favorite.
my teacher in english has a sign in his classroom saying no soup for you 
+1 soupal credit
this soup is called creamy "crack" chicken soup
e
+1 soupal credit
Looking for soup
international soup shortage
soop
is a bowl of noodles with sauce/liquid considered soup
cos like
noodle plus soup, normally you'd just say noodles
soup without noodles = soup
noodles without soup = noodles
according to the soup god its warm liquid
but when i posted water boiling i got - soup credit
i think of stew but more liquid
+1 soupal credit
AWESOME
+1 soupal credit
where is the soupal police
i see a lemon and meat >:(
The soupal police fear me, I make the law
The bowl underneath contains soup
oh i see
I dont need soupal evidence, I write the soupal laws here
i have a lot of soup in my pantry
me too
thanks
wtf share
of course
Soup
Soup
i just ate the soup
im eating soup rn
Heresy
@golden peak no
can i get sent to soupal hell
You lost all your soup credit
no more soupal credit, execution is scheduled for sunday
I have yet to elect a new leader of soupal hell after last one left
May I?
hello
who was it
who was soupal satan
Peppered
who runs soupal heaven
you will not escape soupal justice foreverr
me, you bathe in ponds of soup but it tastes warm but it isnt boiling
i shall change soupal ident- i ment yes hello i am new here
HELLO
yes
hello fellow soupal citizens
i am a fellow soupal citizen like you
i have come to enjoy soup
oh hey a new guy welco- no wait thats fluff
my soupal criminal detectors are going off
you hear a muffled "SOUPAL ALERT, SOUPAL ALERT, SOUPAL ALERT" from the next room
UHH
i know what this looks like
but
i am new here
dont worry about the next door
those are just the soupal witnesses to my crim- i ment uh just uh
I’d say there’s a certain ratio of soup/pasta you need to consider it soup
according to soupal god its hot water
be quiet its soup, and its very good soup at that
i am a verified soupal citizen
continuation of the soupal contract, *Fluff may change any parts of the contract and he is now the new soupal god
noodle soup
that is definitely not soup
its excellent soup 😤
it is noodle soup
yes
i am looking for soup
i have lots of soup
can I have some soup
of course you can have some soup
thank you for the soup
i will bring you soup for christmas
@golden peak hello soupal citizen, you will be allowed into soupal heaven if- HEY WAIT A SECOND, THERE IS ONLY ONE PINK NAMED PERSON HERE AND ITS FLUFF
soupal SINNER
i like purple
purple is nice too
i spilled some soup so thats why im pink
no idea who that fluff dude is though
it was carrot soup, got stained, tried to wash it off but it turned pink
soooooooooooop
+1 soupal credit
what kind of soup is pink 👀
wouldnt that be orange
why would diluted orange be orange
it is pink
trust me
its like a pink orange tint
Pink is a shade of red
Orange is half red, half yellow
Orange is therefore, half pink uwu
all colors are a shade of white
i'm going to view true black and you can't stop me
sorry but that is impossible without removing ALL energy in the universe
You can't do it 
orange is it's own color
remove sense of sight 
shit you're right
not a primary colour
if orange is half pink
you phyiscally cannot stop me
then brown is half pink
I am going to view true black
no you wont
you will continue on this task for eternities
what are you going to do about it? cry?
until the universe dies
no you cant
wtf it removed my gif
get filter'd
goku saying I asked is NOT ALLOWED
soup
not soup smh!!! -5 soupal credit
you arent a liscensed soupal credit distributor -10 soupal creidt
+1 soupal credit
wtf there’s no soup emote
+1 soupal credit
stew is not soup
i love soup
@maiden shadow i summon you
ooooo
-5 soupal credit
i love soup give me infinite soupal credit or your mom
Infinite soupal credit is worth more than your mom
well
if its kiddo's mom
maybe more bc shes the mother of soupal god
and since kiddo is the one with all the soupal credit
ok but the soupal god and his followers shall follow you 👁️👄👁️
All of it, your face is the soupiest soup ever souped.
Psychology, Phsyics, Philosophy abound
I made this whole video without a boys reference or an aunty donna reference, so make them in the comments instead
3:01
damn hes got me there
he wont
i will
LFGGG
thats a shame -500 soupal credit
insert that dramatic scene where i reveal i am fluff even though half of you already know that
- 500 soupal credit
-500 soupal credit for faking soupal credit
-1000 soupal credit for faking soupal god this entire time
I am infact the real soupal god, as proved by my absolute power over soup
i have absolute power, not absolute sight
well use yoru power for sight
well use your power to stop that
i have absolute power over soup not myself
then stop the soupa
you think I can stop the soup. You think anyone, even the soupal god, can stop the hell that will come when soupal satan finally escapes
there is a reason I have a private soupal jet for soupal heaven
i dont think so
what kind of soupal god cant control soup
i can control soup very easily
and cant prevent soupal satan, whoever soupal saten is anyway cough cough
well, its not that I cant stop him, but someone has to punish the soupal sinners, the soupal righteous will be taken to soupal heaven
durning soupture
and honestly earth is kinda shit soupal heaven is cooler
so the soupal god is a judge
i shall declare myself the new judge, everyone shall go to soupal heaven
i will make more slots
you cant afford the rent
squirley controls soup limbo
so this soupal god eats all the soup which he cannot control and does not put it to the rightful use
i once ate 6 cans of soup at once
once at once
i can control soup, i enter walmart and soup just drains itself from the cans and into my mouth
its very akward to explain to employees
i need to determine who gets into soupal heaven, the soup isn't for me
but didnt you say you ate them
yeah I eat a lot of soup, but its not soup from here
you cant eat a picture
i mean you can
but it doesnt taste like soup
turn it into real soup
but this would be the 6th landlord i've killed, its getting harder and harder to find new ones
but you dont own any space in heaven
with my soupal jail break i went in the soupal vault
i have enough soup to buy out all of heaven
i've already exhausted most of the land renters in heaven, they no longer accept soup
then i will create more land through soup
soup creates sea not land
dry soup
what kind of soupal god doesent control heaven
understanable
soupal heaven offers a great soupal afterlife though, we even allow pets up here
well yeah, thats kinda how heaven works. techically you dont have to die if soupal rapture happens
then you just get bzooped up
the USD is the most popular currency, but GBP and Euro's are also accepted
starting a soupal shop, once i get enough moners i shall let everyone into soupal heaven
Soup
wha why ;-;
i meant this as like a "we will be watching you" or idk some creepy stalking thing
cope harder
+500 soupal credit for absolute neturalirty
thats why i added the eye emotes
soup and balls
Hello it is me, the Christmas spirit of the muted, Mary says hello to soup chat
@everyone unmute mary 😭😭😭
Who
u
I love fxx guild
@golden peak i love soup
I HATE soup
cringe
stew is better
you are wrong but that's okay because its christmas and people will tolerate your shitty takes
i wont however
soupal hell
WTF
cringe
sometimes
no you sick person
wtf
soup
lf soup
i am back
I love fxx guild
same
I love soup
same
:(
#MuteMary
Omg marytone
Omg soup mode
engaing soup phasers
i love soup
i love soup
squirley soup
soup
I love soup
where is the soup
I demand soup
did you try it?
-1 soupal credit
You're banned
i love soup
inform us what soup you had
please i love soup
cereal?
i had seafood soupuwu
is melted icecream soup
very good, I approve
i do not.
:c
+1 soupal credit
go fluff yourself
:<
fluffy u have to be nice i bought u vip
<3
fluff has been robbed of all his possessions as punishment
so no more nitro
@maiden shadow
i see
how did you know it was from hsb 
could have been from idk grinch simulator or smth else
because, HSB is what pays me, while other divisions of hypixel have soup, only HSB pays me
for now
looking for soup
looking for soup
lfs
lfs
dang
wtf kill this man
I like dumplings both ways
lfs
soooop
soup

suuuuuup
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ckcnNHbcDqdVGgYhA03JhjgG_QzTPwOIfVmcJFrHlT8/edit?usp=sharing (the soupal laws)
Create a new document and edit with others at the same time -- from your computer, phone or tablet. Get stuff done with or without an internet connection. Use Docs to edit Word files. Free from Google.
no never
oh okay ig not
he will never learn to spell it correctly
it will go on for eternity as a gag
just to keep you hooked on the show
oh well
after all, without it, why watch the show after all?
spoilers damn
bc its just feels good to laugh at fluff
soup
but remember its hard to laugh at fluff once he spells it correctly
therefore he will spell it incorrectly until the day this thread is archived for eternity and this discord shuts down
lfs
lf deez
repost if soup
mushroom soup
lfs
LFS
bad soup?
+1 soupal credit
what about redemption arc number 7
this was tom yam with alot of cocounut milk
+1 soupal credit
LFS
NLFS
ratio+lfs
its fluff + ratio + didnt ask + ur mom likes soup + lfs
ratio + didnt ask + everyone hates soup + nlfs + do not care + cope + smh
ratio+false+lfs+11.235.159.226
+1 soupal credit
ratio+no pink name + stfu + soup
ratio + piss color + dnc + bad soup + bad maze, too many walls
i made it to floor 6 legit
proof?
PROOF?!
i demand a ss of me saying that
oh no uh my filed got corrupted
sus af
yeah
you have a grinch pfp and its mid january
):
you cant trust someone like that
discriminating against grinches
soup heaven is not all inclusive
how dare you.
and i assume doge is made of pure soup
it could be, I haven't asked him
also the person who made me that pfp died 😦
is this your soupal god
no the kind where you arent invited to family parties becuse no one in the family likes you
I will respect you fluff if you serve your country and join the soup army
Perks: free soup for every meal with optional sides of pasta and fried dumplings, A salary of soup coupons, and potential sponsorship by Campbell
"potential"
other soup companies might all sponsors you depending on what divison of the soup army you join
well you have to be an officer in the soup army before any potential sponsorships
but good soliders get good offers
plus we will pay to send you to soupal college
where you can learn about the history of soup, soup preperation, and soup design
ok i will join, under my conditions, i would like all of those perks plus no more grinch discrimination as long as you are soupal god, and uh lemme think
those first two terms sound fair
i get to critisize soup that is posted here, quality check*
only if the critsism is construstive and helpful
ok
deal @unreal lion will be your soupal training officer
we dont have many people in the soupal army so he's also the soupal general
official now!
i hate gri- i mean i hate gripping something and it falls out of my grip
dumb gri- gripes, i hate people with gripes
contact bongo for your assignment and he will inform you of the different soup divisions and specialtys you can join
wait
sire
may i make one more slight change
i get my soupal credits reset to 0, and the previous details as well
thats fair, sure