#Looking_For_Soup

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jaunty crest
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just accept that you're wrong and we can move on

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:)

indigo wyvern
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but this is preference apple

jaunty crest
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how is milk viscous

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what's wrong with your milk blobsweat

indigo wyvern
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viscous milk

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are you mad

unreal lion
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is that the right word

jaunty crest
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absolutely not

indigo wyvern
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viscous is like honey

jaunty crest
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yeah

unreal lion
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ok yeah its the right word but not as much as honey

indigo wyvern
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what milk are you drinking

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what the fuck

jaunty crest
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holy shit i'm concerned

unreal lion
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what

jaunty crest
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no wonder you pour your milk in first

unreal lion
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what

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no

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its not as much as honey

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but like

jaunty crest
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ok there's a huge gap between water and honey

indigo wyvern
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also isn't more viscous = less splashing

unreal lion
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yea well i never said its like honey

jaunty crest
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like where on the water-honey viscosity spectrum does your milk fall

unreal lion
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yes

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i never even mentioned honey ;-;

jaunty crest
unreal lion
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thats cos yall mentioned honey first

unreal lion
jaunty crest
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oh

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ok but you said it was viscous

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i'm confused ;-;

indigo wyvern
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i honestly do not see a difference between the viscosity of milk and water

unreal lion
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like, more than water

jaunty crest
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yeah milk is like water--milk--------------------------honey

unreal lion
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what type of milk are yall drinking ;-;

jaunty crest
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that's the viscosity spectrum

unreal lion
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i know

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but im not talking about honey >:(

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im just using the word

jaunty crest
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ok so what are you talking about

unreal lion
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bc idk how else to explain it

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its less liquidy than water is all im saying

jaunty crest
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ok

unreal lion
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so how the heck is ur milk spilling so much

jaunty crest
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because my milk has similar viscosity to water

unreal lion
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;-;

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NO

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:(

jaunty crest
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milk and water are pretty similar viscosity wise

indigo wyvern
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it is a very small difference tbf

jaunty crest
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^

unreal lion
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ok so

jaunty crest
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ok just accept that your religion is wrong and that mine is correct. please join the church of milk after cereal

unreal lion
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either yall have really high quality milk

unreal lion
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or my milk is churning

jaunty crest
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based on the way you described your milk i'm guessing it's the second one

jaunty crest
indigo wyvern
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bongo

jaunty crest
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oh

unreal lion
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on what hill

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why am i dying

jaunty crest
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sorry, ok post soop

unreal lion
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DISCLAIMER
HE DOESNT POST SOUP

jaunty crest
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dang

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then that'll probably be minus soupal credit :(

indigo wyvern
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i'm concerned

unreal lion
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uh

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dark humour content

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and

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just wtf content

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if you watch the first min of any video (dont) you'll get an idea of what it is

strange halo
unreal lion
strange halo
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oh

strange halo
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so true

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this looks like a brody foxx thumbnail

unreal lion
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i dont really understand his thumbnails or his videos but i like his content

maiden shadow
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what the actual fuck happened here

maiden shadow
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+1 souapl credit

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+1 soupal creidt

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-1 soupal credit

golden peak
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thank you like

indigo wyvern
unreal lion
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have we

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im still at a crossroads

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bc u told me skimmed milk is less liquidy than normal milk

unreal lion
golden peak
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ok -12 suop credit

zenith prairie
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soupal outcast!

unreal lion
zenith prairie
unreal lion
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why does the 1st and 4th image look like the same bowl of noodles just taken from different angles and one with chopsticks

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the fabric the bowl is on is the same as well

zenith prairie
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but it's not

unreal lion
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the bowl is identical as well

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idk man

zenith prairie
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nah

unreal lion
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looks like the exact same bowl of noodles

zenith prairie
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nah

unreal lion
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i think ur tryna dupe soupal credit

zenith prairie
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nah

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i would never ever

unreal lion
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smh

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wrong copy paste

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both images are from this site lmao

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its the same bowl of noodle

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why am i investigating bowls of noodles

limpid bear
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damn

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imposter

maiden shadow
maiden shadow
maiden shadow
maiden shadow
maiden shadow
unreal lion
# zenith prairie

i just realised that those noodles look awfully like the instant noodles they sell here

strange halo
golden peak
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can we

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revolt against sirkiddo

maiden shadow
jaunty crest
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no one calls you the soup god

indigo wyvern
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wtf

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this thread makes me hungry

golden peak
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ok lets revolt

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i declare myself the new soup god

maiden shadow
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@jaunty crest

jaunty crest
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hi

maiden shadow
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someone called me the soup god

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you are wrong

unreal lion
zenith prairie
maiden shadow
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I am a soup purist

zenith prairie
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ok

wispy thistle
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i am the soup antagonist

zenith prairie
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that tofu?

maiden shadow
zenith prairie
maiden shadow
maiden shadow
unreal lion
maiden shadow
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i write the rules here

unreal lion
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soupist

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imagine disliking miso soup

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i bet you're the type of person to dislike sashimi just bc its raw fish

maiden shadow
unreal lion
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damn

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you've had bad sushi experiences then

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was it like

maiden shadow
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i have yeah

unreal lion
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a proper resturaunt or

maiden shadow
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it was a 4 star sushi bar

unreal lion
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bar

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?

maiden shadow
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sushi bar yeah

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part bar part sushi

unreal lion
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that sounds stupid

maiden shadow
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they are pretty popular

unreal lion
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but yeah alot of japenese food places dont serve proper sashimi

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like, they either dont prepare it well or its not fresh

maiden shadow
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I'm going to go ahead and say the intended effect wasnt making me violently sick

unreal lion
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the worst sushi is petrol station sushi

maiden shadow
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but I haven't had sushi since then

unreal lion
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i see

maiden shadow
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i'm very glad I didn't order the pufferfish

unreal lion
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well i can say that most properly made sushi/sashimi would be found in expensive resturaunts or most places in japan

maiden shadow
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tons of sushi bars serve good sushi

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it just so happens this one didn't

unreal lion
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i see

maiden shadow
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they served pufferfish

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blowfish

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whatever

unreal lion
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dont chefs need like a very specific skill set and certificate to be able to serve those

maiden shadow
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yeah

unreal lion
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and even then it could still be a 50/50

maiden shadow
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but also you need a certificate to be able to drive a cab but most cab drivers dont have it

unreal lion
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wait how old is mr kiddo

maiden shadow
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24

unreal lion
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huh

maiden shadow
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i'm 24.

unreal lion
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i thought u were younger ngl

maiden shadow
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imagine being young

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how cringe

unreal lion
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imagine being sirkiddo

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fuck i'd like that

maiden shadow
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i would love being sirkiddo

unreal lion
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imagine being bongo fin

maiden shadow
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pretty epic

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ngl

unreal lion
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🤢

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oh

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different opinions

maiden shadow
unreal lion
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wait but is it just sushi and sashimi that u had bad experiences with

maiden shadow
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yeah

unreal lion
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so other japanese food you're okay with then?

maiden shadow
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Anything that isn't spicy i generally like

unreal lion
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mmm

maiden shadow
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No I just have a weak stomach

unreal lion
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half agree with that tho

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i like certain spicy food but

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theres alot of stuff here thats just too much

maiden shadow
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I can handle lightly spicy but anything beyond that makes me feel 🥴

unreal lion
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like

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theres places where you would order some noodles and if you just say you want some noodles like normal, they'd make it really spicy

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you'd have to specify and make it clear that you dont want it to be spicy

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otherwise you'll just get inedible food (for me at least)

maiden shadow
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me eating a ghost pepper that my roomate spiked my salad with ended up with me in the ER

unreal lion
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ok well maybe not that bad

maiden shadow
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I was shaking, throwing up, shitting blood, and generally pretty bad off

unreal lion
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i feel like ghost peppers should be an illegal produce

maiden shadow
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i had to get my stomache pumped. the doctor actually joked about never seening anyones body react so strongly to spicy food

unreal lion
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or if a permit was needed

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"spicy food"

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i dont think ghost peppers fall under spicy anymore

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its a different level

maiden shadow
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I have a friend who can eat ghost peppers whole and be completly unaffected

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he grows them himself

unreal lion
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what

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that mans tongue has to be numb

maiden shadow
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not even a man. A machine.

unreal lion
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makes sense

maiden shadow
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people who can eat ghost peppers raw are proof that androids are real

unreal lion
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the only person i know irl that ate chillis by itself whole was my grandmother

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but thats only bc she was actually losing her sense of taste

maiden shadow
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the synths are walking among our ranks

unreal lion
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kiddo

maiden shadow
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bongo

unreal lion
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o god of soupal and others

maiden shadow
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yes

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thats me, the soup god

unreal lion
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why does time past so fast when im lying in bed using my phone

maiden shadow
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you are caught in a time warp

unreal lion
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i wanted to sleep early at 11pm bc i was tired

maiden shadow
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pro tip

unreal lion
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its now 1 25 am and im still tired

maiden shadow
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install blue light filter on your phone (or turn it on)

unreal lion
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i have it on constantly

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my parents always complain to me that my phone looks orange

maiden shadow
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go sleep

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bongo finnicky

maiden shadow
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good night and dream of soup

unreal lion
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wait wdym finnicky

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jokes on you i dont dream

maiden shadow
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everyone dreams

unreal lion
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well i mean

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i dont remember mine at all

maiden shadow
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still dream of soup

unreal lion
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man i hope

strange halo
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yoo shrimp soup

golden peak
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bad soup

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i hate shrimp

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-200 soupal credits

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i am new soup god

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:>

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ill give out free soupal credits every tuesday

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better then sirkiddo

maiden shadow
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sorry fake soup god

golden peak
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.-.

maiden shadow
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if you become the new soup god you gotta send out the free cans of tomato soup

strange halo
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get real

maiden shadow
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nope I will actually send the first person to reach 1 billion soupal credits a can of campells tomato soup

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a real physical can

strange halo
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i like campbell's chicken noodle more

golden peak
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i will send one at 100 million

strange halo
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thats called tax evasion

maiden shadow
golden peak
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ok if

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i am the soup god

maiden shadow
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If you actually send drag a can of tomato soup I will name you the soup god

golden peak
strange halo
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address giveaway

golden peak
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doom

maiden shadow
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sorry i dont recognize you as a soup god

strange halo
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he is the soupless god

jaunty crest
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Yum

strange halo
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mm hot pot

unreal lion
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why does it look like the bowl is shining wtf

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whats wrong with my bowl blobsweat

maiden shadow
maiden shadow
unreal lion
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my dad told me "oh yeah the noodle isnt meant to go with the soup"

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i opened the bag of noodles and its just all stuck together

golden peak
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if you cook stuff like ramen is the water left over considered soup

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like before you add the packets

unreal lion
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what

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no

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thats just noodle water

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but also

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if you boil potatoes and when its dome boiling

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is the water left behind soup

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cos it does taste like potatoes but its just water

golden peak
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thats like the same thing

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it tastes like raman but its just water

unreal lion
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wawa

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but the ramen noodles by themselves dont have much taste

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is noodle an ingredient

maiden shadow
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The only two ways to truly eat soup

swift vigil
maiden shadow
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Unless they are food but that one is not

golden peak
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WAIT

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I EAT CEREAL WITH A SPOON

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SO CEREAL IS A SOUP

maiden shadow
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No ceral is eaten cold

golden peak
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All the evidence I need

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Ok time to microwave my cereal

maiden shadow
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If you microwave cereal it is soup and you are also going to soup and cereal hell

golden peak
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I'm already a soupal outcast

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My attempts to overthrow the soupal tyrant has failed

maiden shadow
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Luckily soup and cereal hell is the same place (we co-lease)

golden peak
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I ment soupal god

maiden shadow
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I'm actually good friends cereal god

wispy thistle
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cereal credit

unreal lion
maiden shadow
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There is a demi-god of stew (my son)

unreal lion
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i see

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whats his name

indigo wyvern
zenith prairie
wispy thistle
unreal lion
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soup raid boss

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it looks like 90% meat

maiden shadow
maiden shadow
maiden shadow
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looking for soup

indigo wyvern
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Food

maiden shadow
wispy thistle
golden peak
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soup then

maiden shadow
maiden shadow
golden peak
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WTF

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that is the soup

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i would like to speak to a manager please

unreal lion
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thats water

unreal lion
golden peak
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WTF

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man .-.

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where is the ceo

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i would like to talk to them

maiden shadow
golden peak
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can i insult the god

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he has bad soup

unreal lion
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kiddo is the only staff and god in any and all soup establishments

limpid bear
unreal lion
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@maiden shadow is this true

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can i wear soup

maiden shadow
unreal lion
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does it cost soupal credit

maiden shadow
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yeah

unreal lion
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how much is the one on the right

maiden shadow
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1000

unreal lion
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:O

golden peak
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soup robbary?

maiden shadow
golden peak
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soup robbed like

jaunty crest
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You can wear soup???

maiden shadow
stark kite
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looking for dn

unreal lion
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wrong thread

zenith prairie
swift vigil
maiden shadow
maiden shadow
unreal lion
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is that oil

maiden shadow
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an american classic

unreal lion
maiden shadow
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melted butter poured over cheerios

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its very good

swift vigil
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mmm

zenith prairie
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Yuk

finite oasis
unreal lion
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originally stew and rice but

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i left it for too long so its just rice potatoes and carrots

surreal cipher
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at least the rice is soup flavored

unreal lion
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yea

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theres also some meat in there but u cant see it cos the rice and potatoes

maiden shadow
golden peak
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WTF

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i get - credit for posting non soup

maiden shadow
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you are a menance to soupal society

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bongo is not

golden peak
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WTF

untold slate
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here is my soup

jaunty crest
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Deoxyribonucleic acid

swift vigil
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my favorite.

jaunty crest
golden peak
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my teacher in english has a sign in his classroom saying no soup for you like

maiden shadow
golden peak
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WTF

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that isnt soup, that is a sign

zenith prairie
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this soup is called creamy "crack" chicken soup

slender sundial
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e

maiden shadow
maiden shadow
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Looking for soup

golden peak
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international soup shortage

limpid bear
unreal lion
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is a bowl of noodles with sauce/liquid considered soup

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cos like

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noodle plus soup, normally you'd just say noodles

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soup without noodles = soup

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noodles without soup = noodles

jaunty crest
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I’d consider it a soup

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honestly how do you define soup

golden peak
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according to the soup god its warm liquid

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but when i posted water boiling i got - soup credit

unreal lion
maiden shadow
swift vigil
untold slate
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AWESOME

maiden shadow
golden peak
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fake soup

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i request a soupal investigation

golden peak
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where is the soupal police

unreal lion
maiden shadow
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The soupal police fear me, I make the law

maiden shadow
unreal lion
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oh i see

golden peak
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where is the soupal evidance

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i request a second opinion

maiden shadow
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I dont need soupal evidence, I write the soupal laws here

umbral mulch
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i have a lot of soup in my pantry

maiden shadow
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me too

umbral mulch
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i think i have clam chowder

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im intolerant to milk though so you can have it

maiden shadow
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thanks

unreal lion
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wtf share

umbral mulch
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of course

hollow vigil
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Soup

umbral mulch
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Soup

untold slate
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i just ate the soup

umbral mulch
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im eating soup rn

jaunty crest
finite oasis
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Good soup

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I have frozen pea and ham soup that I made

jaunty crest
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Heresy

untold slate
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no

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you suck

umbral mulch
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@golden peak no

maiden shadow
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Getting sent to soupal hell

untold slate
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can i get sent to soupal hell

maiden shadow
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You

finite oasis
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You lost all your soup credit

untold slate
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no more soupal credit, execution is scheduled for sunday

maiden shadow
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I have yet to elect a new leader of soupal hell after last one left

zenith prairie
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May I?

limpid bear
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hello

jaunty crest
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ur going to soupal hell

unreal lion
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who was soupal satan

hollow vigil
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Peppered

maiden shadow
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aka the original maker of the cracker

untold slate
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who runs soupal heaven

maiden shadow
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you will not escape soupal justice foreverr

maiden shadow
golden peak
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HELLO

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yes

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hello fellow soupal citizens

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i am a fellow soupal citizen like you

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i have come to enjoy soup

unreal lion
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oh hey a new guy welco- no wait thats fluff

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my soupal criminal detectors are going off

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you hear a muffled "SOUPAL ALERT, SOUPAL ALERT, SOUPAL ALERT" from the next room

golden peak
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UHH

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i know what this looks like

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but

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i am new here

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dont worry about the next door

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those are just the soupal witnesses to my crim- i ment uh just uh

surreal cipher
jaunty crest
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That’s

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Not soup

untold slate
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depends

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on your definition of soup

jaunty crest
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I’d say there’s a certain ratio of soup/pasta you need to consider it soup

golden peak
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according to soupal god its hot water

surreal cipher
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be quiet its soup, and its very good soup at that

golden peak
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i am a verified soupal citizen

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continuation of the soupal contract, *Fluff may change any parts of the contract and he is now the new soupal god

umbral mulch
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noodle soup

swift vigil
surreal cipher
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its excellent soup 😤

umbral mulch
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it is noodle soup

surreal cipher
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yes

maiden shadow
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i am looking for soup

umbral mulch
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i have lots of soup

maiden shadow
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can I have some soup

umbral mulch
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of course you can have some soup

maiden shadow
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thank you for the soup

umbral mulch
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i will bring you soup for christmas

maiden shadow
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@golden peak hello soupal citizen, you will be allowed into soupal heaven if- HEY WAIT A SECOND, THERE IS ONLY ONE PINK NAMED PERSON HERE AND ITS FLUFF

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soupal SINNER

umbral mulch
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omg

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i like the color pink

maiden shadow
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i like purple

umbral mulch
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purple is nice too

golden peak
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no idea who that fluff dude is though

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it was carrot soup, got stained, tried to wash it off but it turned pink

jaunty crest
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soooooooooooop

golden peak
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for the gem next to my name uh

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that is a soupal heirloom

maiden shadow
golden peak
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wtf i cant use sunglasso

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😔

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may i apply to soupal heaven

unreal lion
golden peak
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dilutted carrot soup

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diluted

unreal lion
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wouldnt that be orange

golden peak
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why would diluted orange be orange

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it is pink

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trust me

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its like a pink orange tint

unreal lion
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orange is a shade of yellow

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pink is a shade of red

umbral mulch
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Pink is a shade of red
Orange is half red, half yellow
Orange is therefore, half pink uwu

surreal cipher
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all colors are a shade of white

maiden shadow
surreal cipher
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sorry but that is impossible without removing ALL energy in the universe

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You can't do it saltroll

untold slate
surreal cipher
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shit you're right

unreal lion
untold slate
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if orange is half pink

maiden shadow
untold slate
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then brown is half pink

maiden shadow
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I am going to view true black

surreal cipher
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no you wont

maiden shadow
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i will i cannot be stopped

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gonna go stare at a black hole

surreal cipher
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you will continue on this task for eternities

maiden shadow
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what are you going to do about it? cry?

surreal cipher
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until the universe dies

maiden shadow
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its simply a differnce in skill

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I can view true black

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you can't

surreal cipher
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no you cant

maiden shadow
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wtf it removed my gif

surreal cipher
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get filter'd

maiden shadow
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goku saying I asked is NOT ALLOWED

umbral mulch
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soup

golden peak
maiden shadow
maiden shadow
zenith prairie
jaunty crest
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wtf there’s no soup emote

maiden shadow
unreal lion
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🥣

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bowl and spoon but no soup

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wtf

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🍲

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they have stew at least

zenith prairie
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stew is not soup

umbral mulch
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i love soup

golden peak
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I love stew

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I HATE soup

zenith prairie
zenith prairie
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ooooo

maiden shadow
slender sundial
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i love soup give me infinite soupal credit or your mom

jaunty crest
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Infinite soupal credit is worth more than your mom

unreal lion
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well

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if its kiddo's mom

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maybe more bc shes the mother of soupal god

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and since kiddo is the one with all the soupal credit

golden peak
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i declare a seperation from the soupal god

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i am no longer following the soupal god

unreal lion
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ok but the soupal god and his followers shall follow you 👁️👄👁️

golden peak
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wait

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so i am the god of the soupal god and his followers?

limpid bear
unreal lion
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3:01
damn hes got me there

unreal lion
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i will

golden peak
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LFGGG

maiden shadow
golden peak
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insert that dramatic scene where i reveal i am fluff even though half of you already know that

golden peak
maiden shadow
golden peak
maiden shadow
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I am infact the real soupal god, as proved by my absolute power over soup

golden peak
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then why do you need people to show you soup

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shouldnt you be giving people soup

maiden shadow
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i have absolute power, not absolute sight

golden peak
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well use yoru power for sight

maiden shadow
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i cant seeing all soupal gives me a headache

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there is a lot of soup

golden peak
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well use your power to stop that

maiden shadow
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i have absolute power over soup not myself

golden peak
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then stop the soupa

maiden shadow
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you think I can stop the soup. You think anyone, even the soupal god, can stop the hell that will come when soupal satan finally escapes

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there is a reason I have a private soupal jet for soupal heaven

golden peak
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i ment-

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what did i say something

maiden shadow
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i dont think so

golden peak
#

what kind of soupal god cant control soup

maiden shadow
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i can control soup very easily

golden peak
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and cant prevent soupal satan, whoever soupal saten is anyway cough cough

maiden shadow
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well, its not that I cant stop him, but someone has to punish the soupal sinners, the soupal righteous will be taken to soupal heaven

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durning soupture

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and honestly earth is kinda shit soupal heaven is cooler

golden peak
#

so the soupal god is a judge

maiden shadow
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yes

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and soupal satan is the punishment for not embracing soup

golden peak
#

i shall declare myself the new judge, everyone shall go to soupal heaven

maiden shadow
#

fool, soupal heaven doesnt have enough slots

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we are already overbooked

golden peak
#

i will make more slots

maiden shadow
#

you cant afford the rent

golden peak
#

with the soupals you have collected

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i have stolen all of them

untold slate
#

squirley controls soup limbo

maiden shadow
#

the real soupal is the soup we ate along the way

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and I have eaten a lot of soup

golden peak
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so this soupal god eats all the soup which he cannot control and does not put it to the rightful use

maiden shadow
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i once ate 6 cans of soup at once

untold slate
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once at once

maiden shadow
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i can control soup, i enter walmart and soup just drains itself from the cans and into my mouth

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its very akward to explain to employees

golden peak
#

so why do you need the extra soup here

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SOUPAL THEFT?!?!!?

maiden shadow
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i need to determine who gets into soupal heaven, the soup isn't for me

golden peak
#

but didnt you say you ate them

maiden shadow
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no? I just like seeing pictures of soup

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you cant eat a picture

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idiot

golden peak
maiden shadow
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yeah I eat a lot of soup, but its not soup from here

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you cant eat a picture

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i mean you can

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but it doesnt taste like soup

golden peak
#

turn it into real soup

maiden shadow
#

why I don't need it

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i have barrels of soup

golden peak
#

to fund the rent in the soupal heaven

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WTF

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go buy more rent

maiden shadow
#

our landlord has already said he wont accept soup as payment

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i know, I tried

golden peak
#

fuck him

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kill him.

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blackmail.

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stop the soupal supply to him.

maiden shadow
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but this would be the 6th landlord i've killed, its getting harder and harder to find new ones

golden peak
#

wait

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hol up

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i will become your landloard ❤️

maiden shadow
#

but you dont own any space in heaven

golden peak
#

with my soupal jail break i went in the soupal vault

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i have enough soup to buy out all of heaven

maiden shadow
#

i've already exhausted most of the land renters in heaven, they no longer accept soup

golden peak
#

then i will create more land through soup

maiden shadow
#

soup creates sea not land

golden peak
#

dry soup

maiden shadow
#

dry soup is forbidden

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even I wouldnt go there

golden peak
#

what kind of soupal god doesent control heaven

maiden shadow
#

do you realize how expensive land in heaven is

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its worse then britian

golden peak
#

understanable

maiden shadow
#

soupal heaven offers a great soupal afterlife though, we even allow pets up here

golden peak
#

soupal afterlife....

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so they need to die?

maiden shadow
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well yeah, thats kinda how heaven works. techically you dont have to die if soupal rapture happens

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then you just get bzooped up

golden peak
#

what do soupal renters accept

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now adays

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if they dont accept soupo

maiden shadow
#

the USD is the most popular currency, but GBP and Euro's are also accepted

golden peak
#

starting a soupal shop, once i get enough moners i shall let everyone into soupal heaven

umbral mulch
#

Soup

unreal lion
unreal lion
wispy thistle
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cope harder

maiden shadow
unreal lion
#

thats why i added the eye emotes

maiden shadow
#

soup and balls

maiden shadow
#

Hello it is me, the Christmas spirit of the muted, Mary says hello to soup chat

wispy thistle
#

@everyone unmute mary 😭😭😭

finite oasis
#

Who

zenith prairie
#

u

finite oasis
#

Me?

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It's great not being muted

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Hey @umbral mulch

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;)

tight orchid
#

@umbral mulch

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cringe

golden peak
#

I love fxx guild

maiden shadow
#

@golden peak i love soup

golden peak
#

I HATE soup

maiden shadow
#

cringe

golden peak
#

stew is better

maiden shadow
#

you are wrong but that's okay because its christmas and people will tolerate your shitty takes

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i wont however

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soupal hell

golden peak
#

WTF

jaunty crest
strange halo
#

suopers

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does cookies and milk count as soup

maiden shadow
swift vigil
strange halo
solar bay
#

soup

zenith prairie
#

lf soup

umbral mulch
#

i am back

golden peak
#

I love fxx guild

umbral mulch
#

same

maiden shadow
#

I love soup

umbral mulch
#

same

finite oasis
#

Ew

#

Who unmuted mary

umbral mulch
#

:(

finite oasis
#

#MuteMary

solar bay
#

Omg marytone

unreal lion
#

found on a different server

#

are there other soupal gods/super soupal powers

finite oasis
#

Omg soup mode

maiden shadow
#

engaing soup phasers

unreal lion
#

engaing?

#

whats a soup phaser

umbral mulch
#

i love soup

unreal lion
#

i love soup

untold slate
#

squirley soup

wispy thistle
#

@twin bone

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post soup

twin bone
#

soup

umbral mulch
#

I love soup

swift vigil
#

where is the soup

maiden shadow
#

I demand soup

zenith prairie
#

That's not soup

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That's chips

#

Yuk

swift vigil
#

did you try it?

swift vigil
#

how dare you

#

that is 100% soup

finite oasis
#

You're banned

umbral mulch
#

soup

#

im gonna have soup for breakfast

unreal lion
#

oo

#

what soup did you have

maiden shadow
#

i love soup

maiden shadow
#

please i love soup

golden peak
#

cereal?

umbral mulch
#

i had seafood soupuwu

strange halo
#

is melted icecream soup

maiden shadow
golden peak
#

i do not.

umbral mulch
#

:c

maiden shadow
#

+1 soupal credit

maiden shadow
golden peak
#

:<

umbral mulch
#

fluffy u have to be nice i bought u vip

golden peak
#

man 😔 ok fine

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i love soup

umbral mulch
#

<3

unreal lion
#

wtf

#

green fluff name

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wtf real?

limpid bear
#

fluff has been robbed of all his possessions as punishment
so no more nitro

golden peak
#

😔

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its green for grinch

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grinch green

unreal lion
#

wtf

#

does hypixel have a soup division

unreal lion
maiden shadow
#

hsb is well known soup supporter

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I take kickbacks from HSB

unreal lion
#

i see

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how did you know it was from hsb blobsweat

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could have been from idk grinch simulator or smth else

maiden shadow
#

for now

maiden shadow
#

looking for soup

unreal lion
#

looking for soup

unreal lion
#

look at this poor man

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hes never had dumplings with soup

slender sundial
#

lfs

unreal lion
#

lfs

surreal cipher
#

damn that is sadge

#

fried dumplings are really good though

unreal lion
#

they are

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but hes only eaten fried ones

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😔

surreal cipher
#

dang

maiden shadow
golden peak
#

friend dumplings are the best

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why? because it has no soup.

umbral mulch
#

I like dumplings both ways

slender sundial
#

lfs

limpid bear
#

soooop

unreal lion
#

no not soooop

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its
soup

limpid bear
#

soup

unreal lion
golden peak
#

suuuuuup

unreal lion
#

no fluff

#

not suuuuuup

#

its
soup

golden peak
#

suo

#

suop

maiden shadow
unreal lion
#

WILL FLUFF EVER LEARN HOW TO SPELL SOUP?!

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FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON THE SOUP LEGENDS

surreal cipher
#

no never

unreal lion
#

oh okay ig not

surreal cipher
#

he will never learn to spell it correctly

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it will go on for eternity as a gag

#

just to keep you hooked on the show

unreal lion
#

oh well

surreal cipher
#

after all, without it, why watch the show after all?

unreal lion
#

spoilers damn

unreal lion
surreal cipher
#

soup

#

but remember its hard to laugh at fluff once he spells it correctly

#

therefore he will spell it incorrectly until the day this thread is archived for eternity and this discord shuts down

unreal lion
#

yep

#

fluff is contractually obliged to spell soup incorrectly for all eternity

slender sundial
#

lfs

stark kite
#

lf deez

limpid bear
#

repost if soup

umbral mulch
#

mushroom soup

slender sundial
#

lfs

maiden shadow
#

LFS

unreal lion
#

lfs

#

i require emergency soup

#

i've not had soup for more than a week

golden peak
#

good.

unreal lion
#

wtf

#

fluff redemption arc number 6 cancelled

unreal lion
#

anyone wanna guess what soup this is

golden peak
#

bad soup?

maiden shadow
golden peak
unreal lion
#

wtf more soup

unreal lion
unreal lion
#

nvm they got me the wrong soup

#

its corn soup

maiden shadow
golden peak
#

no

#

i need a second opinion

#

that looks very bland

#

bad soup

maiden shadow
#

LFS

golden peak
#

NLFS

limpid bear
#

ratio+lfs

unreal lion
#

its fluff + ratio + didnt ask + ur mom likes soup + lfs

golden peak
#

ratio + didnt ask + everyone hates soup + nlfs + do not care + cope + smh

limpid bear
#

ratio+false+lfs+11.235.159.226

golden peak
#

wait no

#

thats not even soup

#

thats just noodles in some broth

maiden shadow
#

ratio+no pink name + stfu + soup

golden peak
#

ratio + piss color + dnc + bad soup + bad maze, too many walls

maiden shadow
#

complete the maze

#

coward

golden peak
#

i made it to floor 6 legit

maiden shadow
#

proof?

golden peak
#

then gave up on the puzzle

#

then i just cheesed it

maiden shadow
#

PROOF?!

golden peak
#

BUT YOU SAID I COULD MAKE IT ANY WAY I COULD FIND

#

so i did make it to floor 7 legit

maiden shadow
#

i demand a ss of me saying that

golden peak
#

oh no uh my filed got corrupted

maiden shadow
#

sus af

golden peak
#

100% not sus

#

would i lie to you?

maiden shadow
#

yeah

golden peak
#

i am a model soupal citizen

#

HOW DARE YOU

maiden shadow
#

you have a grinch pfp and its mid january

golden peak
#

):

maiden shadow
#

you cant trust someone like that

golden peak
#

grinch discrimination

#

is this your soup god

maiden shadow
#

yeah

#

it is

golden peak
#

discriminating against grinches

maiden shadow
#

soup heaven is not all inclusive

golden peak
#

how dare you.

maiden shadow
#

only the pure of soup get into soupal heaven

#

you are tainted

golden peak
#

and i assume doge is made of pure soup

maiden shadow
#

the design of that doge is called colorsoup

#

or staticsoup

golden peak
#

but

#

its not made of it?

#

is this your soup god

maiden shadow
#

it could be, I haven't asked him

golden peak
#

not even made of pure soup

#

not even willing to convert to pure soup

maiden shadow
#

also the person who made me that pfp died 😦

golden peak
#

is this your soupal god

maiden shadow
#

you are dead to me as well fluff

#

but a different kind of dead

golden peak
#

the good king?

#

kind

maiden shadow
#

no the kind where you arent invited to family parties becuse no one in the family likes you

golden peak
#

WTF

#

that isnt even dead anymore thats just

#

way worse

maiden shadow
#

I will respect you fluff if you serve your country and join the soup army

golden peak
#

may i see a full list of joining the soup army

#

perks

maiden shadow
#

Perks: free soup for every meal with optional sides of pasta and fried dumplings, A salary of soup coupons, and potential sponsorship by Campbell

golden peak
#

"potential"

maiden shadow
#

other soup companies might all sponsors you depending on what divison of the soup army you join

#

well you have to be an officer in the soup army before any potential sponsorships

#

but good soliders get good offers

#

plus we will pay to send you to soupal college

#

where you can learn about the history of soup, soup preperation, and soup design

golden peak
#

ok i will join, under my conditions, i would like all of those perks plus no more grinch discrimination as long as you are soupal god, and uh lemme think

maiden shadow
#

those first two terms sound fair

golden peak
#

i get to critisize soup that is posted here, quality check*

maiden shadow
#

only if the critsism is construstive and helpful

golden peak
#

ok

maiden shadow
#

deal @unreal lion will be your soupal training officer

#

we dont have many people in the soupal army so he's also the soupal general

golden peak
#

official now!

maiden shadow
#

i hate gri- i mean i hate gripping something and it falls out of my grip

#

dumb gri- gripes, i hate people with gripes

golden peak
#

of course

#

i hate gripes as well!

maiden shadow
#

contact bongo for your assignment and he will inform you of the different soup divisions and specialtys you can join

golden peak
#

wait

#

sire

#

may i make one more slight change

#

i get my soupal credits reset to 0, and the previous details as well

maiden shadow
#

thats fair, sure

golden peak
#

deal!

#

revisions official!!

maiden shadow
#

time to make a photoshopped verison of that real quickly so i can claim fake news

#

if it becomes inconvient