Trade Market Roleplaying Thread

[stuck bison]

Heyyy

[kind raptor]

I walk up to the Trade Market stands
nervously u-umm, Hi.. I've never used the trade market before, c-could anyone help me? (preferably female but im open to whatever)

[stuck bison]

Oh, hi! shes startled
What do you need help with sweetie? she says with an innocent and helpful smile on her face

[scarlet forum]

dies on the floor

[stuck bison]

(is this serious roleplay?)

[scarlet forum]

(yes)

bleeding out on the floor

[stuck bison]

she freaks out .. i dont have the proper medical training to deal with this.. she thinks to herself

[scarlet forum]

still bleeding out on the floor

[kind raptor]

"Out of the way, I'm a doctor" I exclaim as I push my way through the crowd

[stuck bison]

Thank god...

[kind raptor]

I get my equipment ready to perform surgery on the fish, I ask for a stethoscope and look up. I lock eyes with cutie

[stuck bison]

I-I.. she gets all flustered as she finds the doctors eyes to be of such beauty

[scarlet forum]

as my heartbeat is going up to 160 and still laying on the floor

[stuck bison]

she completely forgets the emergency of the situation or any sense of time as she stares deep into the doctors eyes

[kind raptor]

I get lost in her eyes.. it's like staring into an sparkling ocean you could only dream of

G-gyatt!! I whispered to myself

I forget about the fish, it dies

[scarlet forum]

dues

diues

dies

[kind raptor]

I muster up enough courage e-excuse me cutie, would you like to.. u-umm... grab some coffee sometime? Go to the fish's funeral together? I'm proud of myself for getting the right words out

[stuck bison]

Umm.. she truly can not believe this is happening right now, it feels like a dream come true

I.. I r-really.. She finds herself unable to formulate any form of sentence

she catches a breath Oh my.. I'm so sorry.. I would absolutely love to go out on a da- I mean.. grab some coffee sometime

I was at a total loss of words just now.. You are really.. really handso- umm.. nice I mean..

///////<

[kind raptor]

Let's go somewhere quiet! I say confidently and take her hand, sexily
Her hands are soft and squishy, I squish her hands and let out a moan

Grrfnnhh..!

We are finally out of the chaos and are sitting on a bench in an empty park
So what do you like to do for fun? I say as I squish her squishy soft hands

[stuck bison]

I.. trade alot.. I guess.. haha.. she is all red from head to toe

[kind raptor]

That's SO Hot! I exclaim, as I squish her soft and squishy hands
S-so.. tell me, cutie. Do you have a lot of liquid emeralds?

[stuck bison]

A-ahh.. Don't call me that..

Umm.. I mean I guess you can. I just get a bit flustered, hah.. she almost completely forgot the question he asked

Oh- Emeralds.. Yeah I have a few..

[crystal sapphire]

what the fuck

[scarlet forum]

buying

[crystal sapphire]

Buys

[scarlet forum]

gets sold

[crystal sapphire]

no

[lusty pollen]

what up gang member

[stuck bison]

(Hey @kind raptor what happened? Did you go to sleep?)

(do you wanna start a new roleplay or continue where we left off

[kind raptor]

i got so turned on i fell asleep my fault

[stuck bison]

wdym by that

[kind raptor]

ur sosft andsquishy hands auighhghhggghgh

[stuck bison]

I'm glad you like the feeling of my hands..

[floral hull]

what the fuck

[terse tangle]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[stuck bison]

Stop laughing

please..

[rain cove]

I am traumatized

I am so traumatized in fact that I stopped eating my oil sandwich

[zinc ocean]

hits the griddy

[rain cove]

Don’t judge before you try it

Oil sandwich goes hard

eats oil sandwich

[lusty pollen]

@stuck bison

[stuck bison]

heyy

[left marlin]

Blud what did I stumble across

/eats fish/

blud

blud

[mint onyx]

god is dead and we have killed him

[scarlet forum]

h

[crystal sapphire]

@floral hull

[floral hull]

Why bring me back here mane

[crystal sapphire]

Buying

[floral hull]

Trading

[crystal sapphire]

Ok time to leave

[timid eagle]

can someone please shove an idol up my ass i beg

need to check if its still working after getting shafted so hard by salted this update

[stuck bison]

umm.. thats not really appropriate..

[rain cove]

Oh moderatooors

Delete this thread NOW

[stuck bison]

no please dont

[rain cove]

yo who wants the full nekopaea collection

[timid eagle]

SEND

[rain cove]

Extra + dlcs 🔥

My brother shared his steam games with me

And I find the full nekopara collection

WHEN AND WHY DID HE BUY IT

[timid eagle]

based

he has taste

unlike you

[rain cove]

Ok I’m leaving this thread again

[scarlet forum]

😶

[stuck bison]

i wouldnt say no to that..

[rain cove]

Why

And why add me back here

[stuck bison]

@kind raptor do you want to roleplay some more? no one else really wants to 😦

[kind raptor]

hold up i am in a lootrun

[stuck bison]

ahhh no worries ❤️

[tame roost]

[formal swift]

💀

@Buying

@crystal sapphire Buying

[odd dawn]

lets go band for band

[kind raptor]

h-hi guys. my name is wildest. What's your guys' names??