chess nerd thread

[fast gorge]

@silk spear @jade tendon have fun

[jade tendon]

i trapped a queen in the most beautiful way possible

[silk spear]

@rapid zealot

[rapid zealot]

YO

[silk spear]

chess nerd thread

@turbid estuary

[silk spear]

@paper kite

[paper kite]

seg?

[jade tendon]

chess

[turbid estuary]

Anyone wanna play chess in like 15 mins?

https://youtu.be/MHn9Wn4iA2w

https://youtu.be/6qs6asrQXhE

[rapid zealot]

YES

[paper kite]

ill play u if u still ant to

[turbid estuary]

ye

hop in private 1

[paper kite]

10 min rapid?

[turbid estuary]

check private dms

[turbid estuary]

check ur dms

i sent link

[silk spear]

knight cube checkmate

[paper kite]

play me

[silk spear]

playing rust rn

[jade tendon]

Did you underpromote two pawns

[turbid estuary]

https://youtube.com/shorts/xZyTfjKIKYU?feature=share

https://youtube.com/shorts/I1jucmSubfk?feature=share

[paper kite]

ayy about to hit 1200 rapid

[paper kite]

some guy just made me sit for 7 min cause they had a balder position

[turbid estuary]

https://youtube.com/shorts/2H4if0Wue3c?feature=share

[silk spear]

what the fuck

[paper kite]

lmao

stalemate

[paper kite]

lets go i hit 1200

[silk spear]

W

[jade tendon]

epic stalemate

[rapid zealot]

whta

why tf

[turbid estuary]

xD

[paper kite]

im kinda pissed had a +7 on a 1300 and server crashed

[silk spear]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1057375756348563558/1066069073600987146/kms.gif

[paper kite]

tf

[paper kite]

just dropped 150 elo yay

[jade tendon]

@hot radish

[hot radish]

swag

[paper kite]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/68072164563 epic endgame, first bishop pair vs rook endgame ive had in 800 games

im playing black

[silk spear]

@fair spear

i include you here since you said you love chess

[fair spear]

uh oh

ok bet

[silk spear]

@kind valve same

[fair spear]

i forgot like all the chess theory i knew ngl

[kind valve]

nice

[silk spear]

thats okay

i mean our local chess club has someone rated 114 elo

so dont worry about bein bad

[silk spear]

you may want to replace your repertoire's c5 with Bf5 because otherwise your bishop is gonna suck

this is more natural

although i gotta admit that this was a very high level move

[paper kite]

usually i bring the bishop out before caging it yeah

and for the pan move i just clicked all my pieces LMAO

oh yeah and i couldnt bring the bishop out cause at f5 they could take and no knight at g4

[silk spear]

thats why you play Bf5 before c5

you gotta be first

[kind valve]

my cursed opening

[kind valve]

opinion on my cursed opening

[silk spear]

send moves

[kind valve]

i dont have

no i sent ss

[silk spear]

how

[kind valve]

of the position

[silk spear]

yes but

what moves happened to get here

[kind valve]

i forgot

this was from 2 days ago

i was 612

[silk spear]

whats your username on chess.com

[kind valve]

im 801 rn

ChessDuck15

dont ask

whats yours?

[silk spear]

Bitlet

[kind valve]

accept request?

accept friend request?

[silk spear]

no it was from today

im ngl dawg you gotta pick a different opening as black

the englund gambit is objectively awful

[paper kite]

the problem here is

y tf are you playing bullet chess

openings dont matter in bullet and you prob shouldnt be playing it

[silk spear]

@fleet hill you seem to be involved in chess too so welcome

[fleet hill]

one of the threads of all time

[silk spear]

truly the chess thread in history

[hot radish]

this puzzle goes hard

not very difficult but fun

||rd4 qh6 rh4 qg6 bd3||

[silk spear]

NOBODY IS SAFE FROM THE WRATH OF TJE ALBIN COUNTERGAMBIT

LMFAOOOO

[hot radish]

pls tell me that was blitz

[fleet hill]

💀

[silk spear]

10 minute rapid

[hot radish]

💀

[solar furnace]

oh cool thred

[silk spear]

i am god

carlos magnussen

[fleet hill]

carnus maglossen*

[silk spear]

lmao

[hot radish]

not even 100%

[silk spear]

im pretty sure 100% is impossible

[solar furnace]

no it is
its called cheating

[silk spear]

100% is impossible

99.7% is with cheats

[hot radish]

idk u cant request analysis on the analysis board

[fleet hill]

stockfish playing an inaccurate move according to stockfish

😱

[hot radish]

I wanna see how good stockfish rates its own moves lol

yeah

[solar furnace]

[silk spear]

dude the thread name literally contains nerd idk what you expected

[solar furnace]

me when piano opening

[hot radish]

the best one out there

chess 2 should only have that one

[solar furnace]

nah best is bongcloud opening

[hot radish]

evans gambit goes harder

[solar furnace]

nah falling for schollars mate gambit is better

[hot radish]

when learning abt chess I found scholars mate myself lol

not fell for it but I was searching for the fastest possible loss on my own

[solar furnace]

fools mate

[hot radish]

mixed up the two ig

the 2 move 1 duh

[solar furnace]

yes
ironic that the 2 fastest mates are fools mate and scholars mate

[hot radish]

u can extend fool's mate to be 3

💀💀💀

1600+

[silk spear]

how do you miss this

[paper kite]

albin countergambit pretty bad

just decline

[silk spear]

what a cope

[turbid estuary]

Hey

Bidlet

Can we pls be friends again?

The pinapple pizza was a joke

[turbid estuary]

@silk spear

pls

[turbid estuary]

My birthday is in 12 mins

[turbid estuary]

Yes

The feeling

[hot radish]

Mate in 3

Another

[molten hatch]

chess sucks

[silk spear]

ok

anyway, currently working on a 1...Nf6 study pgn

will share it for free when im done

[solar furnace]

its called the real kings gambit
it goes 1.f3 e5 2.g4 qh4# 3.nc3 qxe1 4. qxe1
now ur up a queen

[turbid estuary]

Who moves?

[solar furnace]

black just moved so white

[turbid estuary]

Ok

[solar furnace]

1. qg3+ kh5 2.bf3 #
   but there is kf6

mate is there with kf6 but not in 3 psure

[hot radish]

h4

only winning move

[solar furnace]

ah ye
i see

[solar furnace]

when u learn a gambit of yt and finnaly use it and win

also what are some good opening for black

no sicilian pls dont want to learn the 600 lines

[silk spear]

SHOW ME

[silk spear]

caro-kann

here's a PGN to study it

[solar furnace]

the pgn ?
k

it was against my friend

one was using evans gambit
won both by resignation

https://images.chesscomfiles.com/uploads/game-gifs/90px/green/neo/0/cc/0/0/bUMwS2d2NVFmQTlJanpRemtzelFsQktCc0JJQnZCUUJkQllRQjI3VEExVDEyP1pKP0sxU0tTNlNjREpDYnM0N3NDU0FhZDdkZWQhVENU.gif

[silk spear]

just send the pgn

[solar furnace]

here

here

[silk spear]

@rapid zealot

[rapid zealot]

ye

yes

[rapid zealot]

LMFAO

BRO

HAHAH

[silk spear]

fucking legend

[rapid zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/giga-chad-chad-meme-dub-gif-25628266

[fair spear]

lmfao

[turbid estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-gif-8913347

[solar furnace]

somin
a bit agressive ?

[silk spear]

what

[solar furnace]

a more agressive opening ?

[silk spear]

caro is good

[turbid estuary]

anyone down to play chess?

[solar furnace]

uh ok

can i just

[solar furnace]

https://play.chess.com/Vhp8F

[turbid estuary]

gg

@solar furnace wanna play my custom map?

[solar furnace]

not now

[turbid estuary]

k

[solar furnace]

man 1 more move

man perfect 69 game then

[turbid estuary]

Sad

[late fractal]

ghost ping

anyways

i am here at the chess nerd thread

yay

[silk spear]

W

[turbid estuary]

I finnaly did it

Twice now

[hot radish]

Use lichess for free analysis

Chess.com more like scam.com

[turbid estuary]

No

[silk spear]

BASED

[late fractal]

lichess for free puzzles and analysis

[silk spear]

on gosh

[hot radish]

Right not even free puzzles

Clown website

[turbid estuary]

get outta here

fake chess site

[late fractal]

eric rosen plays on there

[turbid estuary]

never heard bout him so he's prob noone important

[silk spear]

fuck u mean

[turbid estuary]

Bruh

[silk spear]

lichess is literally

[turbid estuary]

Im in class

[silk spear]

the 2nd biggest chess site

[turbid estuary]

Idc im in class

[silk spear]

never talkin to you again bruh

[turbid estuary]

I didnt know

:/

[hot radish]

🤡

[solar furnace]

lichess trying to have a good ui is like gma rage in raids

its not gonna happen

[silk spear]

???

looks fine to me

[late fractal]

i will make gma rage in raids to spite this comment

[hot radish]

What kind of creature doesn't take back with the bishop in the opening

[late fractal]

to open the file..?

oh right

i probably should've kicked the bishop

[silk spear]

a king's gambit?

dont see those often

i like it

[late fractal]

it was against a bot

[rapid zealot]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tBp1AsgFVrQ

[solar furnace]

technically
because the queen is a girl
and the pawn becomes a queen
the pawn is a girl
and it can promote to everything else
so a litteral castle is a girl and so is the horse and so is a bishop
so this picture is inacurate

[turbid estuary]

Idc

[rapid zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[turbid estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/aurelius467385-thekinggambit-chess-gif-20059134

[late fractal]

mfw king sacrifice

[silk spear]

bro just went in for a hug

[solar furnace]

and he sacrifices the kinggggggggggggg

[solar furnace]

when u blunder mate in 1 but ur oppnent doesnt see it

[hot radish]

any chessers in the chat

join vc

[hot radish]

@hallow prairie

I got a bit of time if u wanna lose

[hot radish]

a mate in 2 for the blind

[rapid zealot]

queen e8 and then i dont fucking know

[hot radish]

L

[rapid zealot]

ok..

[hot radish]

||rh2||

wanna lose at chess?

im in vc

bruh i saw u join

[hot radish]

should have traded ong

[hot radish]

another mate in 2 for the visually impaired

[solar furnace]

how do u even reach this position

[hot radish]

Better yet why would you move your bishop there

[solar furnace]

when u sac a bishop to win a queen but stockfish calls the move a blunder

[late fractal]

why would you not take the queen

[hot radish]

it's just a puzzle but idk if i can find the game

💀

must have been from a bullet game

I mean it's a weird position, white only has a few non insta mate moves but that doesn't make the free queen disappear

[turbid estuary]

https://youtube.com/shorts/gtgA4u8V_TQ?feature=share4

XD

U gotta watch this

[rapid zealot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1057375756348563558/1072952101132570744/LMFAO.GIF

[rapid zealot]

funny

[late fractal]

what a blunder, he should've moved his rooks to a place where they couldn't get shot down by black's air force

[solar furnace]

queen can eaisly take the plane but nvm

imagine if u wake up and see chess season 2 and a whole list of patch notes

[solar furnace]

technically en passant cant happen like this lol

[turbid estuary]

It can

🙂

[solar furnace]

in a real match no

[turbid estuary]

Im in cemistry class

Shut up

[solar furnace]

1st of all wont white promote

so no en passant

[turbid estuary]

Idc

Its a meme

https://tenor.com/view/splash-splish-youropinionistrash-duck-trash-gif-18626505

[hot radish]

room temperature iq mate in 2

[hot radish]

ill never get to 2222

[hot radish]

nvm swag achieved

[solar furnace]

people who use kelvin be like

[hot radish]

||ng8 h5 h4||

Tf do u mean

||nd5 isn't mate if h5, that's why I typed that one but otherwise no legal move stops ng8||

Duh, mate in 2

[solar furnace]

room temperature iq mate

in kelvin is like 290 ish

[hot radish]

Yes and im saying it isnt that complicated

Celsius room temperature

[solar furnace]

[hot radish]

23iq

[plucky egret]

best thread here

[hot radish]

nah shits boring af no one wants to play

[plucky egret]

I would even if you would gap me

I have to write an essay amtm

[hot radish]

ong bro

[plucky egret]

massive dub

[hot radish]

bro just buffered his game to go do his essay

[plucky egret]

me idling in a game called idleon 🤯

[hot radish]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-is-going-on-explosion-explode-gif-13131037

[hot radish]

I played bongcloud and my guy blunders mate in one

I want actual opponents

https://lichess1.org/game/export/gif/white/X7abhKmP.gif?theme=blue2&piece=cburnett

oh this works

cool

https://lichess.org/TmYcbwRm

@plucky egret

[hot radish]

https://lichess1.org/game/export/gif/white/DvB5Efak.gif?theme=blue2&piece=cburnett

💀

[hot radish]

https://tenor.com/view/1984-propoganda-gif-21825886

[hot radish]

actually fun mate in 3

[late fractal]

light squared bishop takes the pawn rook takes is forced then rook check then queen blocking the check is forced then queen takes queen

oh wait

ohhhhh

it's a backrank checkamte

corner checkmate

[hot radish]

Bishop sac as u saw
Queen sac in corner
Double check checkmate w bishop rook

Rook can just block rook check on its own so thats why u queen sac

[late fractal]

ye i realized

[hot radish]

mate in 4