rabaluda likes creepers and lari thread

[split peak]

oh god you found me

[keen willow]

what?

what in the world are you talking about?

[split peak]

nothing

[keen willow]

Hmm

lemme pull smth out of my art stash

i wasnt able to find the thing, but heres loaf instead

[split peak]

cat

I have seen many cats today

everywhere

[keen willow]

well cats exists

so there are everywhere

you will see atleast 1 everywhere you go

you cant escape loaf

loaf exists

[split peak]

but why were they on the table of a canteen?

[keen willow]

because... it a loaf

[split peak]

and a delicacy in some countries

[keen willow]

fish markets

[split peak]

cat markets

[keen willow]

https://tenor.com/view/loaf-of-cat-gif-22190070

cat samich

[split peak]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-burger-cat-sandwich-cute-cat-cute-pets-ringodanyan-gif-26187997

cat burger

[split peak]

oh god, christmas is in 3 days

[keen willow]

yeh and im with fucking lari

[split peak]

I'm sorry

also why do you have the Microsoft store and osu in your tabbar?

[keen willow]

because im dumb

and osu was been untouched for the last 2 months

[split peak]

delete it!

[keen willow]

wha?

[split peak]

delete osu

[keen willow]

give me the best reason you have on why i should delete it

[split peak]

it's good for your health

[keen willow]

what the fuck?

[split peak]

it has been one of our biggest enemies

[keen willow]

...

[split peak]

they stole out big spot

[shut gyro]

what

[split peak]

@keen willow

[keen willow]

@split peak

[split peak]

you changed your pfp
let's hope that this made you less-furry

and more normal

[bitter iron]

if anything it's more furry

[keen willow]

huh?

[split peak]

he said he would be more normal and he is using a less furry pfp

[split peak]

christmas is only two days away

I wish that I won't see lari on that day

[keen willow]

You can never be so sure though

[split peak]

hm

[split peak]

creeper feet

[keen willow]

Eyoh?

[rain geyser]

bro raba sounds like hes into them feet

[split peak]

no

but they sticked out of my wall

[rain geyser]

raba is into them feet

[split peak]

no

[keen willow]

raba you acting kinda weird today

[split peak]

I am?

[keen willow]

youve been looking at creeper feet

[split peak]

they appeared in my base

[keen willow]

but why u taking pictures?

[split peak]

no I haven't

but I have taken a picture of an arm or something in my base

[keen willow]

(raba eating children now?)

[split peak]

what?

[keen willow]

Ice father eating children... hmmm

[split peak]

they both were trying to hide in my base for some reason

they lured evokers in there too

[keen willow]

thats why i said commit anarchy

[split peak]

no

I would say that they are amazing in hiding

[keen willow]

nah just eat them

like i did when i commited tax fraud in the smp i was in

[split peak]

what?

how even should I eat a robot?

[keen willow]

cooking metal

[keen willow]

oh yeh i could eat that if i were one to play smp

[split peak]

💀

there are actually a lot of robots now that I think about it

[keen willow]

Edible robots

[split peak]

you are acting weird today

[keen willow]

no u, ur taking pictures of creeper feet and robot arms, im just saying what happened in the past

[bitter iron]

@split peak lari simp

[keen willow]

bro he taking pictures of creeper feet

[bitter iron]

wtf

[keen willow]

^

[rain geyser]

it is confirmed that rabaluda is in love with lari, creepers, and robots. i'm scared now

[split peak]

I what 💀

[split peak]

first of all, why should those be confirmed and I am not in love with lari
and why are you scared now?

[rain geyser]

reason im scared is that im a protogen

literally part robot

[split peak]

what even is a protogen?

[rain geyser]

also

[split peak]

where did I say something that I am in love with robots?

[rain geyser]

ive got that feeling that you do

try to convince me that you dont love that kind of thing

[split peak]

I don't love anything

[bitter iron]

I have a feeling that might be not up to date

[rain geyser]

right

[bitter iron]

so I'll post the latest one just in case

[rain geyser]

theres more

[split peak]

do you have to bring this up again?
tomorrow is Christmas

[bitter iron]

and?

idc

the holiday has been ruined by capitalism

it's unrecognizable

[split peak]

it's as always

I just wish that I have a christmas where I do not see lari

[rain geyser]

bet

you wish for a christmas where you do see lari

every year

every month

every week

every day

you wish to be able to see her

[keen willow]

(what the fuck is happening?)

[rain geyser]

there is an insurmountable amount of evidence that you love lari

[split peak]

@rain geyser shut up, ur a furry

[rain geyser]

theres more

@keen willow

there are more furries

[keen willow]

@rain geyser

[rain geyser]

many

more

[keen willow]

Mlem

[split peak]

I know

and?

[rain geyser]

they dont simp as much for even dumber things than you

[split peak]

I simp for nothing

[rain geyser]

you simp for a fictional elf woman

[split peak]

no

[keen willow]

Fictional vegan elf woman*

[split peak]

she is more than a vegan

she is someone who is failing everything she does

[keen willow]

because she refuses to kill wild life

[keen willow]

(this sounds offendingg...)

[rain geyser]

that makes your simping for her even more embarrassing

[split peak]

please, I don't simp for her

[split peak]

someday I will prove it to all of you

[rain geyser]

there is proof that you do

[rain geyser]

here, you are floating the possibility of being in love with lari yourself

[split peak]

do the maze yourself and see what it does to your brain

[rain geyser]

sirkiddo's offline

[split peak]

not my problem

you are not allowed to use it as proof as long you haven't done the maze

[bitter iron]

it's not that bad

I got to floor 8 in like

under an hour

you're just bad

[split peak]

I speedrunned it in like 17 minutes

[bitter iron]

after you knew the layout

doesn't count

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jQkxsEbnS4

[split peak]

what?

[keen willow]

@split peak

[split peak]

@keen willow @

I llike

I like l

I likke logarithism

[keen willow]

what that?

[bitter iron]

say it

you're almost there

just finish the job

[split peak]

nah

I drank like 5

and thatÜs how

but its good

no way it*s relesed

after 2 years

my cat

[bitter iron]

what

go to bed, lari simp

you're drunk

[rain geyser]

jesus christ raba had one-too many bottles to drink

[bitter iron]

@split peak lari simp

[split peak]

man, I can't wait till Sylvester

[bitter iron]

what

[split peak]

new years eve

[bitter iron]

alr

don't get blackout drunk

[split peak]

why should I get drunk on new years eve?

that's not how it works in germany

surprisingly

let me find an image

[mental mural]

i don't drink

[split peak]

I also don't

kinda

[bitter iron]

says the person who said nonsense here like 12 hours ago

[split peak]

it was christmas

Christmas is an exception for everyone, right?

[bitter iron]

no

[split peak]

yes

[rancid stirrup]

no

[bitter iron]

woop woop

that the sound of the wall

woop woop

that the sound the wall

[mental mural]

he's right

[split peak]

I'm so blown away

[keen willow]

Hi so blown away

[split peak]

hi enderchu

listen to jerrys new remix

[keen willow]

havent

lemme listen to it rq

[split peak]

do it or I will

https://youtu.be/WVKQayQ-3pw

[split peak]

🧊

[split peak]

only 5 day until

[keen willow]

new year

[split peak]

no

only 5 days until

[keen willow]

i dont understand

[split peak]

I know

[keen willow]

mlem

[split peak]

what

[keen willow]

https://tenor.com/view/furry-fox-gif-25633335

[bitter iron]

it's a furry thing

just ignore it

don't give him the attention he wants

[split peak]

my hand burns

[bitter iron]

stop touching the oven

[split peak]

it wasn't the oven

it was a bonfire

[bitter iron]

WHY

WERE YOU STICKING YOUR HAND INTO AN OPEN FIRE

[split peak]

don't ask

[bitter iron]

I AM

[keen willow]

wtf?

[split peak]

it wasn't intentionally

but I ate 3 bratwürste

[shut gyro]

Something sausage?

[split peak]

I hate lari

[rain geyser]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/768802917918048287/1023695269444997130/image0-13-1.gif

[split peak]

I hate her

[rain geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/bruh-skull-transformers-bruhhh-bruh-meme-gif-26086522

[rain geyser]

makes sense

[split peak]

no, I will not turn into one

[keen willow]

(god damn, this guy is tough asfuck)

[rancid stirrup]

Ayo ender got new hair?

[keen willow]

yeh

experimentation = cool things

sometimes it doesnt go well tho

[mental mural]

oh yeah, because you already are one

[split peak]

wow

[split peak]

the fog

I'm scared

[keen willow]

fog?

raba....

what fog?,,,

[rancid stirrup]

its bascially "the f" I think

[split peak]

The fog will consume you
And there's nothing you can do

The Fog Will Come
The Fog Will Come
tHe fog W1LL C0M3

that's what he told me

[bitter iron]

oh boy

rabs is pulling a squirley

shur up you big lari loving baby

[split peak]

a what?

[bitter iron]

discord user squirley
you're pulling some bs like them

[split peak]

what?

why?

[rancid stirrup]

fog vor-

[keen willow]

(WHTF?)

[split peak]

what?

[mental mural]

he means fog v0re

[split peak]

I don't even want to know what that is

[bitter iron]

consoom'd by the fog

[split peak]

today will be the last day you will ever see me

||in 2022||

[bitter iron]

okay

[rancid stirrup]

Nooo raba is a goner

Would you like more lari

[rain geyser]

how would that even be possible?

[keen willow]

if wind can lift you wind+ fog can

[mental mural]

mhm yes what he said

[split peak]

Hahaha

The explosions

And the smell of gunpowder

I love it

[bitter iron]

@split peak happy new year, lari simp

[rancid stirrup]

Hny ppl

[keen willow]

Happy new year :3

[rain geyser]

Happy new year ^w^

[split peak]

big

bigger than anything that I have seen

[keen willow]

um... what?

[bitter iron]

rabs being a schizo again

[keen willow]

oh

[split peak]

this thing is way too big to be real

and now I have it in a snow globe next to me

[keen willow]

THATS FUCKING REAL?!

[split peak]

it is

I saw it today

[bitter iron]

never underestimate the dedication of religious folk

[split peak]

Took them only 632 years to finish it

[bitter iron]

yeesh, no doubt

[rancid stirrup]

Damn I thought you mean lari melons

[keen willow]

lol

[split peak]

why would I think about that?

[rancid stirrup]

you're simp

[split peak]

I'm not

[rancid stirrup]

yes u are

[split peak]

it's 2023
do we still have to do this?

[rancid stirrup]

yes*

I like this keyboard

[split peak]

don't use this keyboard then

[keen willow]

wha?

[split peak]

nothing

[rancid stirrup]

if I don't use keyboard how can I tell you're a simp

Think raba

[split peak]

@keen willow

[keen willow]

ok ima go bash my head on a wall

[split peak]

why

[rain geyser]

why

[bitter iron]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT IN THE BUILDING ON THE LEFT

THAT DOES NOT LOOK LIKE A HUMAN

[split peak]

which one does not look like a human?

what building?

[bitter iron]

are you not seeing it??!?!?!??!

[split peak]

no?

[bitter iron]

how

it's so obvious

[split peak]

do you mean the bridge?

[bitter iron]

not the bridge, you lari simp

[split peak]

I don't know what you are talking about

[split peak]

my goal for 2023 is to get rid of this darn #1 lari simp reputation

[mental mural]

that might not be easy
you see, everyone already knows you are the server's lari simp

[split peak]

and if I make a step in the opposite direction by enlarging the reputation I will have to force myself to eat a spoon full of hot sauce

[split peak]

I have thought about it and I may just give up when I don't get rid of that reputation anytime soon
the whole thing has been going on for almost a year now

[bitter iron]

well

it's not going anytime soon

as long as I'm here, you're still gonna be a lari simp

[split peak]

don't worry, I have two or three plans that might work

but giving up and simply telling you the truth might be the easiest way
I think some of you already know what the truth is anyways

but I won't give up for now

I am hoping that the whole thing gets old and forgotten

or uninteresting

[keen willow]

https://tenor.com/view/helluva-boss-helluva-moxxie-what-gif-22376653

[bitter iron]

WAIT

SO

ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT YOU ACTUALLY DO LIKE HER????

[split peak]

what?

what do you mean?

@bitter iron

@keen willow

[keen willow]

o-o

@split peak

[bitter iron]

@split peak

[bitter iron]

this

"some of you already know the truth anyways"

[split peak]

you may know the truth

the truth that I hate her

yes

no

yes

yess

idk

[split peak]

@keen willow

[keen willow]

@split peak

yes?

[split peak]

nothing

I just wanted to ping someone

[keen willow]

ah mk

[split peak]

@keen willow

[keen willow]

@split peak

[split peak]

you remember that cathedral?

[keen willow]

whats the reason of sending an image a bowl ov vanilla ice cream?

[split peak]

whoops

wrong image

that's the right one

[split peak]

slime

[mental mural]

i love him

[split peak]

@bitter iron

what is "I hate lari" in your language?

[bitter iron]

why would I tell you

[split peak]

so that I can tell you in your language so that you maybe finally understand my words

[bitter iron]

obojavam lari

[split peak]

ha!

you said that you hate lari in your language

[bitter iron]

and?

never said I love her

[split peak]

but now I can say that I hate her in your language

[bitter iron]

do it

[split peak]

not now

[shut gyro]

May your L’s be many, and female dogs be few.

[bitter iron]

may your woes be many and your days few

[split peak]

woes?

[bitter iron]

google the fucking word if you don't know it

[split peak]

do you mean worms?

[bitter iron]

no you donut

woes

[split peak]

worries?

[bitter iron]

it's a different word but close meaning

[split peak]

suffering?

[bitter iron]

how have you not heard of "woe"

[split peak]

I have

[bitter iron]

then????????

what's all the fuss about

[split peak]

fuss?

do you mean foot?

[bitter iron]

I'm going to fucking murder you

no I did not mean "foot"

[split peak]

you are joking, right?

[bitter iron]

I meant "fuss"

[split peak]

fuß

foot

[bitter iron]

OF COURSE I'M JOKING, I'M NOT GONNA ACTUALLY GO KILL YOU

[bitter iron]

it's not a german word

god, your stupid language and its stupid B that's actually an S

[split peak]

ß

ß is ss

[bitter iron]

yes I know

I have a german friend who I've discussed the B with before

[split peak]

it's a ß

[bitter iron]

I know what it is

[split peak]

so you know that fuss is foot?

[bitter iron]

"fuss" is an english word
"fuß" is a german word

[split peak]

you are kinda confusing atm

fuß can also be spelled fuss

[bitter iron]

yeah but "fuss" is also an english word

[split peak]

but it's already a german word

[bitter iron]

who cares about the germans

you don't

I don't

[split peak]

🧊

[split peak]

what's the meaning behind

B)

[hushed lantern]

isn't B) supposed to be 😎?

[split peak]

i dunno

it doesn't look like it

this question is burning on my mind

and everything is hot for me because I am ice

that's also why I don't think about lari

(please interpretate this as a joke)

[bitter iron]

no

I won't

[split peak]

Do

Do whatever you want

I’m confident that the wall won’t get more than 25 more additions in 2023

If it does…

Idk

I might give up

[bitter iron]

I see that as a challenge

[split peak]

you can try but you will fail

[rain geyser]

hello

[split peak]

do you have to bring this up?

[rain geyser]

maybe maybe not

[orchid trail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/316978886087016449/1061310598907961374/9CAC52D3-9BE1-40D5-A481-1A6AA527128D.gif

[split peak]

what is that

I can't sleep for the next 3 day thanks to you

[rain geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/spongefly-speech-bubble-gif-26113306

[bitter iron]

how are you over the drinking age smh

[split peak]

What

It was a joke if you couldn’t tell

[split peak]

I'm kinda happy today

let's hope that this day won't get ruined

[bitter iron]

@split peak lari simp

[split peak]

no

[bitter iron]

yep

[split peak]

you know what

finally

after many years

[bitter iron]

it's been one, really

[split peak]

no

not here

finally

I don't feel alone

[bitter iron]

you've finally made lari real?

[split peak]

why aren't my messages able to send

[bitter iron]

internet?

[split peak]

yes

[mental mural]

@split peak fellow lari simp

[split peak]

I'm not

I am finally not alone after all those years

I have finally a fellow creeper on my friend list :D

[keen willow]

lmao

[split peak]

why

[keen willow]

they slowly piecing thing together

[split peak]

I have finally a creeper on my friendlist

isn't that amazing?

now there are two elemental creepers

ice and earth!

[keen willow]

im wishing there was another enderchu in wynn

[split peak]

there is

[keen willow]

show

[split peak]

there are even two

[keen willow]

bro they died

im the only one left

[split peak]

but I have seen them recently

[keen willow]

nu they has died

[split peak]

ok

sounds like a you problem

I have found an earth creeper so I'm happy

and he is really cool

[keen willow]

gaea creeper

[split peak]

gaea?

[keen willow]

think of the earth but creeperfied and a woman

[split peak]

why a women?

[keen willow]

"Mother earth"

[split peak]

it's not really an earth creeper

[keen willow]

if its green then its an earth creeper

[split peak]

yes

but not made out of earth

[keen willow]

green creepers are made out of leaves

[split peak]

he just said that he's an earth typed creeper and that I am an ice typed creeper and that we need more for planning "the" attack

[keen willow]

he was made from mother earth

also TF U MEAN ATTACK!!?

[split peak]

don't worry about it

yet

[keen willow]

i will worry about it

bc i was planning on introducing someone in wynn

and ur gonna attack wynn

:<

[split peak]

maybe you should worry about it because you are an enderman typed creature

but if you aren't you don't have to worry about it

[keen willow]

i will choke u to jesus

[split peak]

how will you choke ice?

[keen willow]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-jesus-i-will-send-you-to-jesus-gif-25817244

with a fucking chankla

[split peak]

a what?

[keen willow]

https://tenor.com/view/chancla-throw-target-slipper-gif-16481453

[split peak]

a shoe?

[keen willow]

yes but its a heated one

and... its metal

so u ded

[split peak]

uh... ok

just don't worry about it

[keen willow]

i will not let u ruin my love's experience in wynn

[split peak]

love's

[keen willow]

(dont ask)

[split peak]

as I said, we still need more elemental creepers

we are only

2

[keen willow]

(thats fucking enough to kill wynn itself)

(like the wynn province)

[split peak]

and wynn isn't our goal

[keen willow]

(what then? lari?)

[split peak]

maybe

but not yet

[keen willow]

https://tenor.com/view/loki-tell-me-yelling-mad-tom-hiddleston-gif-16343802

[split peak]

I was just joking

don't worry.

[keen willow]

i need to know

so i can spread anarchy

[split peak]

no

enough talk about this

[keen willow]

https://tenor.com/view/helluva-boss-helluva-moxxie-arms-crossed-skeptical-gif-22364478

i will investigate

and will know ur plans

and will spread anarchy

and will kill ur earth creeper friend

and will spread more anarchy

[split peak]

no, don't kill him

he is really nice

[keen willow]

(i will do my best not to)

[split peak]

good

maybe I should show him wynncraft

[rancid stirrup]

don't show him #🌎wynncraft or endure my speech about orphion

[split peak]

nah, I won't show him the discord

[shut gyro]

Orphion, a big cute deer like fox who denies that he likes being pet. Orphion is a beloved doge in the community that also has some utterly cursed as hell art.

[split peak]

@keen willow

[keen willow]

@split peak

[split peak]

Bad news

A third creeper joined our group!

But… it’s a fire creeper so i don’t like him

[mental mural]

our slime hivemind is much better

[bitter iron]

a singular flint n steel

[rain geyser]

there may or may not be a group of protogens rising, even if it's on accident

[bitter iron]

a singular bucket of water

[rain geyser]

im waterproof

brb

gonna go consume water

[bitter iron]

the unmatched power of the sun

[rain geyser]

it is nowhere near me

[bitter iron]

yet

[rain geyser]

it'll only be in abt 5 billion years time iirc

[bitter iron]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-beocord-no-lol-gif-24435520

[rain geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/danny-proto-protogen-you-have-alerted-the-protogen-gif-26933055

[rain geyser]

"Spy sappin mah protogen!"

if you wanted to go for insult to injury, just use red tape recorder lol

also that technology was invented in the 20th century, going up against a 21st century design that is probably able to handle whatever sappers use to break buildings

[bitter iron]

honestly

you've seen what it does, I'm pretty sure it just sends extreme waves of electricity to try and fry everything

[rain geyser]

ok yeah tf2 takes place in 1968

so thats at least 50 years

[bitter iron]

look at that shit bro

at least 3 heavy magnets (needs to be whacked as hard as to kill a person)
and sends VISIBLE electricity throughout the whole thing

[rain geyser]

ok yeah i feel like protogens could probably handle that

[bitter iron]

it fries the circuitry of machines that can operate just fine even after being shot anywhere, have been blown by grenades and their shrapnel, rockets, pierced by arrows, they are also waterproof

[rain geyser]

but somehow are broken by 2 swings of a wrench, three if you're using Jag

[bitter iron]

and it does it until hit off with the force to kill your average person or saps everything

[bitter iron]

those 2 swings are enough to KILL a light class

[rain geyser]

ok true

[bitter iron]

which is likely a bit more than the health of an average person

it's either gonna cause big damage or actually kill

[rain geyser]

ok yeah i checked and stock wrench does 65 dmg a swing

[bitter iron]

mhm

how you don't know that off the top of your heart idk

[rain geyser]

i dont memorize that much

[bitter iron]

fair

but yeah I'd say a protogen would likely not survive a sapper attack

oh god what will happen if you put a red tape recorder on it...

[rain geyser]

idk

[bitter iron]

because like

in-game it unbuilds the buildings

would it just

de-grow the robot

or like

[rain geyser]

proot

[bitter iron]

turn it back into its basic elements

[rain geyser]

i feel like it would just turn into a proot

[bitter iron]

it likely wouldn't explode cuz engineer's buildings just have a self explode mechanic

wtf is a proot

[bitter iron]

bruh

[rain geyser]

its a protogen without a torso

[bitter iron]

yeah I guessed

just call it a fucking crewmate

[split peak]

💀

[keen willow]

(wtf?)

[rain geyser]

what were we doing again?

[split peak]

i dunno

@keen willow why do you have a weird name agian

[keen willow]

nothin....

[split peak]

tell me

[keen willow]

no

i refuses

[split peak]

tell me or rename yourself back to normal

[keen willow]

dms

[split peak]

no here

[rain geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/reviving-chat-chat-revive-dead-chat-revive-reviving-gif-23376966

[keen willow]

mlem

[rain geyser]

what?

[split peak]

stop

[keen willow]

hm

[split peak]

don't

[keen willow]

eh ima just yeet my ass to bed

gn

[split peak]

gn

I should also sleep but I won't

[split peak]

😭why do dreams have to be dream?

[keen willow]

i like having no dreams

[shut gyro]

I would dream and forget.

[split peak]

bro, I want snow

[rain geyser]

i want to be able to listen to some documentary-length video without either internally burning up, or freezing to death

[split peak]

freezing isn't that bad

[keen willow]

say that to my traumatized tongue

[split peak]

don't put your tongue on metal when its cold

you might get some frostbites

[bitter iron]

frostbite

just frostbite

you don't have to add the 's' at the end

[split peak]

chilblains then

[split peak]

I'll just call it chillsear

sounds the best

I really like that word

[split peak]

ARHGH

wtf

I am so confused

I want to smash my skull against the wall

@keen willow

now I understand why you want to do that so often

[bitter iron]

damn

[keen willow]

o-o

[split peak]

ok, so

I was watching a youtube video from a youtuber that I sometimes watch

and then...

suddenly

he was talking about german cities and how they aren't like others that doesn't live here are imagining them

and suddenly...

[keen willow]

what

[split peak]

what what

oh right, I didn't finish it

suddenly...

in the video

he inserted some images of how german cities really are

and one of the images

was from THE TOWN WHERE I LIVE IN

a completely random location where I have never seen a single soul before

I did instantly recognise it but why was it in that video and why that part of the city

[bitter iron]

my guy

not everything revolves around you

people can just use photographs of your city if they want

[split peak]

I know

but I live in the most random city

and it was such a random location

and it's not even 5 minutes away from me

and it contradicted with the topic

I live like in the most stereotypical town

with like 7 beer festivals every year

and a caslte

[bitter iron]

how so

[split peak]

the topic was that german towns aren't stereotypical

[bitter iron]

well they don't know what that part of the town is

or likely know about that town

give them some slack mofo

[split peak]

I researched the origin of that image and I found out that it was from a "top 10 ugliest German cities" list

[bitter iron]

LMFAO

[split peak]

the list is false

[bitter iron]

naahhhh

you live in the shittiest German city

[split peak]

the town I live in is a tourist hotspot

[bitter iron]

Paris is also a tourist hotspot yet it's a fucking piece of shit

[split peak]

it has a tower

[bitter iron]

and?

[split peak]

it's a capital

[bitter iron]

rats, junk, annoying people, weird language

[split peak]

nothing that's in my town

my town is perfect

[bitter iron]

sure buddy

[split peak]

also, I found some cool creeper sockets

[keen willow]

a creeper was fighting greg earlier

[split peak]

...sure

but did they have cool creeper sockets?

[keen willow]

no... but they cool

also why arent you asleep yet?

[split peak]

What is cool?

[split peak]

I should ask you the same

[keen willow]

sleep

you fucking need it

[split peak]

I drank one liter of a spezific drink and I can’t sleep now

And I also found some cool sockets

[keen willow]

you drank black coffee didnt u?

[split peak]

M´no

Maybe

[keen willow]

smh

[split peak]

I was called Rad badula toda

[keen willow]

ok now ur acting drunk

[split peak]

I am not drunk

[keen willow]

did u mix black coffee with vodka?

[split peak]

Someone really called me that

[keen willow]

did you drink vodka and blackcoffeee at the same time?

[split peak]

No

I don’t drink vodka

[bitter iron]

do you mean American sockets

[split peak]

No, creeper sockets

[bitter iron]

like an actual creeper face on an electrical socket

[split peak]

Ofc

[bitter iron]

or are you again mistaking sockets and socks

[split peak]

They are the same

Or are they?

[bitter iron]

mf

we had

a conversation

about this

[split peak]

Yes

About socks

[bitter iron]

socks and stockings are the things you put on your feet

[split peak]

But not about creeper sockets

[bitter iron]

NOT SOCKETS

[split peak]

Creeper sockets may be different

[bitter iron]

just fucking show me an image of this thing

[bitter iron]

alright it is a socket

also I thought it was like, an irl one

[split peak]

So its a creeper sock

Ok, enough trolling for today, I need some sleep

[split peak]

Wynncraft is dying

I like that

[bitter iron]

no

it's typical

between updates it gets low numbers

[split peak]

I know,

if less people play, less people call me lari simp

[bitter iron]

because you don't want people telling you what you are

[rain geyser]

lari simp btw

[split peak]

I shouldn't have mentioned it

[keen willow]

lol

[split peak]

this always happens

I mention that I'm happy that no one called me lari simp in a while and everyone starts to call me that again

I should learn from my mistakes

[keen willow]

lari simp

[split peak]

shut up,furry

[keen willow]

ok

[split peak]

good

because I am not a lari simpo

[keen willow]

im doubting that

[split peak]

sure you are

I am also doubting myself sometimes

but I know that I hate her

[keen willow]

gago

lol

[split peak]

what?

[keen willow]

nothin

[split peak]

today is a bad day

hopefully it will get better later on

[bitter iron]

@split peak lari simp

s u f f e r r r

[split peak]

you won't ruin my day

not again

[bitter iron]

I would

[split peak]

wow, it isn't getting much better

nothing werks

[bitter iron]

lari simp

[rain geyser]

there's two

[split peak]

I meant both

[keen willow]

blep

[rain geyser]

now that i have awoken the pokemon, it is now time for me to leave since im not in the mood to do anything stupid

[rancid stirrup]

you have alerted the hoard

[split peak]

no

[split peak]

Man, was I pissed yesterday

I have nearly given up but luckily I haven't

[bitter iron]

@split peak lari simp

[split peak]

it isn't funny anymore

it's just annoying

[split peak]

oh god ,why is there art of lari bathwater

I hate this day already

it can't be a good day if it starts with a nightmare

[mental mural]

https://tenor.com/view/monday-i-hate-monday-ugh-ugh-mondays-sleepy-gif-15043279

[split peak]

it's not because it's a monday

it's because it's a bad day in general

and my wifi is also awful

[keen willow]

lol

[split peak]

will it be another one of those days that can't get worse but it gets worse

[keen willow]

hmm

i will draw lari

[split peak]

this is your fault

[keen willow]

tf?

[split peak]

"tf"

exactly

EXACTLY

that's the word that started this all

[keen willow]

WHAT DO U MEAN ITS MY FAULT

MY DUMBASS CRYING ALL DAY HERE AND ITS MY FAULT UR DAY IS BAD?!!!

[split peak]

yes

I will explain it in a minute

[keen willow]

pls explain now

[split peak]

ok

so yesterday I talked with someone... and he told me that he had a weird dream

[keen willow]

tf does that supposed to connect to me being the core reason ur day fucking sucks?

[split peak]

well, it's not directly your fault

let me expand on that

[split peak]

he told me that he had a dream where someone posted a sus gif and he responded with "tf"

[keen willow]

...

im just gonna go back drawin

[split peak]

and today, I had a dream where my computer had an update and I had to do tons of captcha test

[keen willow]

(this is why i left wynn)

[split peak]

and I somehow saw discord

I saw my dm's with the creeper I told you about and somehow you joined the dm's and you tried to stop our plans

very weird dream

and that somehow woke me up

maybe because of the part that I haven't mentioned

[keen willow]

https://tenor.com/view/i-will-send-you-to-jesus-angry-angry-asian-gif-24474133

[split peak]

I just want to sleep

and it also sucks that my favourite subject was canceled today

I... just want sleep

[rain geyser]

what in god's name did i just walk into?

[keen willow]

i nom ice for a living

[rain geyser]

sounds normal

[keen willow]

not for him tho

[split peak]

my madness

[keen willow]

i will now proceed to nom ice

[rain geyser]

more than your madness

[split peak]

no

[keen willow]

yes

i will nom it like how i nom breb

https://tenor.com/view/bread-breab-lol-noice-breeeeab-gif-24038751

[split peak]

...whatever

[keen willow]

yeh a specific kind of ice th

[split peak]

I will continue watching videos of funny cat

[keen willow]

raba ice

[split peak]

my ice

[keen willow]

yes basically

[split peak]

someone else tried to eat that yesterday

why does everyone try to eat my ice?

[keen willow]

maybe cuz its ice?

[split peak]

but why mine?

[keen willow]

bc... ur ice father

[split peak]

...I'm just ice
I haven't tasted it (because I'm not a cannibal) so I don't know how my ice tastes

[keen willow]

yeh bc ice father does eat ice

ice father eats blood

or drinks

depend on how it was consumed

[rain geyser]

wait a moment

ive got an idea

walks up to raba and holds out torch

[keen willow]

XD

[rain geyser]

walks away

now to see if he re-assembles

[split peak]

you can't melt me

[rain geyser]

and hes back

[split peak]

not with a torch

why would even think that a torch could damage me?

[rain geyser]

you are ice

[split peak]

and

doesn't mean that I can melt because of a simple flame

[keen willow]

primordial flames

[split peak]

blue flames

those are cool

[mental mural]

how about magma

[split peak]

idk

maybe yes

[rain geyser]

so anyways i now need to find a thing to say that will mildly infuriate raba

now i would default to, "lari simp" but that is overused imo

instead

i will say, "person who is a massive enjoyer of fictional elf woman" instead because it's more elaborate, and i get to sound slightly less intelligent than i already might be.

[split peak]

-.-

[rain geyser]

you are going to take the title of lari simp to the grave

[split peak]

nah, don't worry

I got a plan that will succeed

[bitter iron]

rabaluda the lari simp

RLS

[split peak]

no

[bitter iron]

RLS

[split peak]

please

[bitter iron]

gladly

RLS

[split peak]

restless leg syndrome

[bitter iron]

rabaluda lari simp

[rain geyser]

and raba just ragequit

[split peak]

Indeed

This is getting ridiculous

I’ll just sleep and hope that it will stop

[bitter iron]

RLS

[split peak]

you know what is soon?

[bitter iron]

your wedding?

[split peak]

no

another german holiday where the activity is drinking beer

[bitter iron]

ofc you'd like that you little freaky alcoholic

[split peak]

it's the culture here lol

but don't worry, I won't drink

[split peak]

I haven't said that I hate lari in a while

[rancid stirrup]

so you stopped hating her?

[bitter iron]

RLS

[split peak]

that's what someone may think

[split peak]

someone, please

no one cares about me being a lari simp anymore

[bitter iron]

yeah cuz everyone knows at this point

[split peak]

no they don't know anything

[bitter iron]

they know

[split peak]

no

[bitter iron]

and they don't care anymore because they have seen enough proof

[split peak]

yes, so why are you continuing with gathering proof?

[bitter iron]

to anger you

[split peak]

I aint angered

[bitter iron]

also if your plan is to piss me off with questions it won't work because I'm gonna call you lari simp no matter what

[split peak]

my plans are something else that I have already archived

oh, you meant those plans

the plans to get rid of the lari simp reputation

[bitter iron]

it won't happen

[split peak]

it will

I'll write an 20 page long assay about how much I hate lari and why she sucks

everyone will know how much I hate her afterwards

[bitter iron]

okay but the more you say the more people believe you're lying

[rain geyser]

[split peak]

why should they believe that I'm lying

I would never lie

[bitter iron]

you clearly lie

[split peak]

if I would love lari I would have already said it

[bitter iron]

I have photographic evidence against your claim that you hate lari

there's nothing against that

[split peak]

it's faked

and out of context

[bitter iron]

literally the original messages from that wall

you said them without anything

and tried to get rid of them asap

[split peak]

no
I wanted to get rid of your lies

[bitter iron]

this literally was mostly you posting a message without being tricked, without other context

[split peak]

those are nearly a year ago

[bitter iron]

and only one of them was sarcastic

the catgirl lari one

and some of them was just messages I found

when I searched you saying the words "lari"

[split peak]

lari

[rain geyser]

wrong emoji?

[split peak]

should I have used instead?

[rain geyser]

yesnt

[keen willow]

hm

[split peak]

What else should I have used?

[keen willow]

https://tenor.com/view/furry-gif-4903957

[keen willow]

this

[split peak]

don't use that gif

I ate some spicy fries and my throat hurts

[keen willow]

weak

[split peak]

I hate spicy things

🧊

[bitter iron]

weakling

[split peak]

no

[bitter iron]

yes

[split peak]

boris pistorius 🪄