guild_community

[flint shuttle]

i told him i was nuking his hq for him

:)

[sage granite]

eragon literally going to sleep at 6 am and esi gets wiped immediately after

🙏

[rapid arch]

yep

[flint shuttle]

ngl im convinced that pretty much every war tryhard in that period of warring

has mostly stopped

[odd oxide]

I mean i solo warred for like 15 - 16 hours back then, also how i met izz in the first place

[rapid arch]

😔

[flint shuttle]

no like, the rlly big ones

Izz & Eragon both died

[odd oxide]

And also a small trigger that would end up with me joining ERN, best decision ever

[flint shuttle]

from what i've seen

[rapid arch]

still here

[flint shuttle]

is izz still banned?

or did he just never log on again after being unbanned

[rapid arch]

didnt log on iirc

[odd oxide]

I mean can i be considered a tryahrd 🥺 👉👈

[flint shuttle]

idk

am i considered a tryhard uwu?

[odd oxide]

When mods not lazy

[odd junco]

gay 5 10 minutes have concluded. non-gay people may continue discussion

[flint shuttle]

not possible for some guilds

[odd oxide]

I cry, shit my pants, and weep

[flint shuttle]

i have over 1k wars rn which i think is

a decent amount

[rapid arch]

is that kitty

[flint shuttle]

for the fact i was in a defending position for the majority of time i spent warring

[rapid arch]

or izzz

[flint shuttle]

izz is like 7k

at least

[digital coyote]

i have like 30 :D

[odd oxide]

Sheesh

I need to get to 3k asap

[flint shuttle]

@shut perch looks like u

[odd oxide]

Nice pun

[flint shuttle]

I wanna get to 2k soon

but it wont be soon

[nimble mantle]

:doom:

[shut perch]

What

[flint shuttle]

the pfp

[odd oxide]

Hewwo fwien

[shut perch]

Oh yeah

[flint shuttle]

lmfao same

[shut perch]

Same char as my old pfp

[rapid arch]

how the fuck am i behind oxzy again

[flint shuttle]

that was a better pfp

[rapid arch]

wtf

[odd oxide]

Daily DUDE wipes and reclaims by lxa

[flint shuttle]

yo can someone attack avo im fucking BORED

jk dont

or do just dont blame me

[rapid arch]

im like 4.3-4.4k

[odd oxide]

Ok

Can i attack with a stick and a gun?

[flint shuttle]

sure

[rapid arch]

how many other ern members are there with extreme amounts of warcount

[flint shuttle]

kiwi was like 2k last i heard

but that was MONTHS ago

[rapid arch]

k1w1 is like 2.9k-3k?

single class

[odd oxide]

Breaking news: no life idiot attacks a group of people irl with a stick and beats them up

[flint shuttle]

oh yeah he was

[rapid arch]

he was

[odd oxide]

Or gets beat up

[odd junco]

# WARNING: Current discussion considered extremely boring #

// ------------------------------------- \\
// Current Boring Levels: 96% (Critical) \\
// ------------------------------------- \\

"Deploying tactical shitposting countermeasures to decrease cringe levels..."

[flint shuttle]

Kiwi was no.2 when daily edn wipes happened

[odd junco]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/666553595302379531/872766309077762068/caption.gif

[flint shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/hypmic-hypnosis-mic-ramuda-amemura-burgertown-burger-gif-21899624

[odd junco]

https://tenor.com/view/sephiroth-final-fantasy-final-fantasy-vii-smash-bros-smash-gif-20908683

[rapid arch]

kiwi was popping off at the time

[flint shuttle]

ok lets continue

[odd oxide]

@warm knoll wanna war lf uwu owo

[flint shuttle]

does this mean i was a tryhard?

[odd oxide]

No one adds me ;-;

[odd junco]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/845451389652303882/874454603377311784/caption.gif

[flint shuttle]

i'd bet i was either added from when i was carrying Shy NA

or when Fate was daily hunting TAq

[nimble mantle]

Hewwo

[odd oxide]

I was added a lot when i hunted for lime 3 days

[flint shuttle]

idk why i'd have been added from fate doing that

[odd junco]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-skateboard-lia-gif-21066613

[flint shuttle]

because i dont hunt

[odd oxide]

If u know why, you know why.

[flint shuttle]

& i never have been hunted

or have hunted

e

[odd junco]

https://tenor.com/view/cope-harder-cope-harder-baboon-mentality-gif-22115122

[odd oxide]

But no one adds me as a friend cuz I'm their friend T-T

[flint shuttle]

goodnight cmt

[flint shuttle]

lmfao

i have a big friends list

[odd junco]

not actually sleeping dumb ass (it is 9pm)

[flint shuttle]

270 friends on discord rn

total

[odd junco]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/666553595302379531/874335885326446622/caption.gif

[odd oxide]

Go to sleep little ocelotte

[odd junco]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/666553595302379531/874336464668876810/caption.gif

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/666553595302379531/874334474643583048/caption.gif

[odd oxide]

Dark souls 3 reference btw

[flint shuttle]

cmt, shut the fuck up.

[odd junco]

make me

[flint shuttle]

_>

[odd junco]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/666553595302379531/874304692845441104/caption.gif

[odd oxide]

Shush

I have bad internet

[odd junco]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/666553595302379531/873168043939860540/caption.gif

[nimble mantle]

Do i know you btw

[odd oxide]

500 ping. 300 constant

[nimble mantle]

Haha

[odd junco]

did u get a whoppa? 🍔

[odd oxide]

Nah

[odd junco]

ok rofl

[nimble mantle]

Anyway hewwo

[odd oxide]

Nah warring cooler than lr

[nimble mantle]

^^^

[odd oxide]

Lr is for losers

[flint shuttle]

i might start lring

& i hate myself for considering it

[nimble mantle]

〽️

[flint shuttle]

:c

[odd oxide]

/lr load ur mom

[nimble mantle]

BRO MY DAT LOOKS LIKE THAT

/loot load 2wynn

Just wynn

[odd oxide]

Hehehhehehe

[nimble mantle]

I'm wynn lr slave

[odd oxide]

Loosing better than wynning

Yes

[nimble mantle]

Wynn my beloved

Aaa stop speaking ???

What is omw and hsv

Hsb

[odd junco]

i will wynn craft my dick up your ass

@earnest phoenix did u get a whoppa? 🍔

[oak dagger]

lootrunning < profs

[odd oxide]

Go play monumenta or smth hsb is for sad ppl

[odd oxide]

lootrunning with hunted

[odd junco]

SkyblockPixel is typing...

[nimble mantle]

Skyvoid

[oak dagger]

50% lq if you lr im hunted mode

[azure egret]

can confirm

[odd oxide]

Lfg

[azure egret]

call me when you lr with hunted it stacks with people near you

[odd oxide]

Protection without being added as friend, in guild or in party

100% protection

And let's play together once u finish first dungeon :D

Oh ok

[odd junco]

anyone up to rp wynncraft erp? (i will be lari)

[azure egret]

private server

bro private servers have 30k online

[nimble mantle]

I will lr with hunted every day for u

[azure egret]

even on dead timezone it is at 8k

https://www.warmane.com/

[odd junco]

dead timezone = AEST

[nimble mantle]

Australia lets goo

[odd junco]

love australia timezone (australia shares a timezone with the ocean!)

and like part of asia!

[nimble mantle]

Wynncraft = wynncrap in Australia

[odd junco]

l l iteraly

mfs piss their pants when they get 120ms

playing with constant 270ms

@clever lotus

[nimble mantle]

Sam days be like

[odd junco]

unfortunately i have aa life

[nimble mantle]

Wtf how

Delete

You are not wynn player theb

Then

[odd junco]

the government pays me to study

like 350 a fortnight

[nimble mantle]

Oh

[odd junco]

still have to pay student fees though

[nimble mantle]

Fortnite you mean?

[odd junco]

ccedase

[nimble mantle]

Anyway i'm will come home tomorrow and can slap ass of random guilds on map again

[clever lotus]

??

Hello

[odd junco]

h

[nimble mantle]

Hello cata strato phi c

[odd junco]

what ping you get

[clever lotus]

HELLO

[odd junco]

i presume better since sydney data server closer than brisbane

what ping cat a strop hic

we may never know

going to assume around 250

https://tenor.com/view/dog-doggo-adorable-crazy-dog-insane-gif-17589756

he getting a tongue massage

https://tenor.com/view/what-the-dog-doing-dog-doing-what-the-gif-22142652

[sage granite]

https://tenor.com/view/fox-cute-animals-cute-jump-im-coming-gif-17159109

[odd junco]

https://tenor.com/view/borzoi-nom-sighthound-ice-cream-dog-with-ice-cream-gif-14033693

https://tenor.com/view/borzoi-hh-gif-22579740

holy shit chad new big snoopa pic

he lookin fine

[odd junco]

holy fuck

get out of my head

all i see is a minecart in the middle of a chest

[sage granite]

what are u tlakim abot

[shrewd estuary]

did you get a whoppa? 🍔

[odd junco]

read the names

[sage granite]

what mincart

[odd junco]

/gu attack

[sage granite]

oh

yea

[cloud pier]

whosver ghostpinged me is stupid and ugly

[azure egret]

@cloud pier

[cloud pier]

pp love

[rapid arch]

you

[echo mauve]

kinda salty ngl

[odd junco]

whhha t

[echo mauve]

they flock like birds

[odd junco]

the squad after DUDE fails Mag HQ 4 times before giving up

🙏

[echo mauve]

the squad after their allies help them prevent a raid without them doing anything

[odd junco]

couldn't be us

[odd junco]

can't get allies to scratch my balls even if i tried

[nimble mantle]

They was trying to get it without me😎 😎

[odd junco]

should have waited for donbass

[nimble mantle]

Yes

Only 3-4 days

I think mag and dude can wait for me

[odd junco]

Mag HQ if donbass attempted hq snipe:

[warm pine]

YO FIREFORCE

[echo mauve]

ern guild

[odd junco]

lfg payday 2 stealth

most scuffed shit ever

[shut perch]

pp love you

[warm pine]

POV, you got accepted in DUDE

[echo mauve]

lmao

[odd junco]

lfg

[echo mauve]

lfg

@shut perch can i ask smth

[shut perch]

maybe

[echo mauve]

ill take that as a yes

[shut perch]

yes

[echo mauve]

has ff ever been sniped

[shut perch]

wwwhat

[echo mauve]

just asking

[nimble mantle]

Aeq member started to speak Russian after joining dude with alt

[shut perch]

no I dont really get the question

[echo mauve]

im asking

has ff ever been taken/sniepd

[shut perch]

im not in taq

[echo mauve]

oh

[shut perch]

nor is it really smthn you can snipe

ofc its been taken

[echo mauve]

ah alr

[warm pine]

Join Shy, we got CatGirls

wait no

that's vova's gf

[odd junco]

only if they're catgirls

[shut perch]

she

[odd junco]

no catboys allowed

[echo mauve]

notg party ddad

[shut perch]

that woman

harka

is a

woman

i retract

my

[echo mauve]

shy

[warm pine]

the music is actually stuck in my head

[echo mauve]

wait i think there was a guild slander video wait

[nimble mantle]

Wtf vova has gf that's why he got banned

Harka do you have gf

[echo mauve]

this is probably old

[odd junco]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHWQ8qc_4jQ

[warm pine]

Pov you're in the opposing alliance

[echo mauve]

pov: guild community

[echo mauve]

fjck you

[nimble mantle]

Pov: Gladi trying to get val discord link from Franky

[odd junco]

praying for throne I II and III 🙇‍♂️

[cloud pier]

i hate harkadelrey

[warm pine]

I hate EDN

[cloud pier]

same

[deft fractal]

i hate myself

[nimble mantle]

I love edn

[nimble mantle]

Best guild created

[deft fractal]

no absolute reason
i just hate myself

[nimble mantle]

Wtf

[cerulean knot]

how do you even snipe ff tho

[nimble mantle]

Ok

Guys

[cerulean knot]

as in how do you do it in all the chaos

[nimble mantle]

I have 1 try

Wish me a gp

Gl

[cerulean knot]

fucking icbm coming at you when you're alone I guess I could see it

but how do you even aim when there's particles flying everywhere

[odd junco]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/773108055558455296/875719164583620628/speed-3.gif

[cerulean knot]

don't let me die bro

[odd junco]

fr*nch?

[cerulean knot]

[deft fractal]

hello french person

atleast i think ur french

[odd junco]

what guild are you in

[cerulean knot]

spectral cabbage

no idea why I was just grinding when a bomb arrow came right at my face and oneshotted me

i stopped going to ff alone after that

[odd junco]

you're doing it solo?

@cerulean knot

[rapid arch]

hunt?

[nimble mantle]

Why nobody uses toxo for ff grinding btw

[odd junco]

i think he means snipe the territory

[rapid arch]

just

take the territory 😐

[nimble mantle]

?

[odd junco]

i think people do

[nimble mantle]

At least taq not

Toxo best grinding gun

[rapid arch]

taq doesnt

[nimble mantle]

You will kill hunters with the mobs

[rapid arch]

ive seen items like Yol, abso, and the watched

tfw you kill mobs, hunters and yourself

[oak dagger]

@cerulean knot using hunted mode

[nimble mantle]

Shamen📈

[oak dagger]

cringe

also you can turn particles off yknow

smh

[echo mauve]

wrong chanel

[sage belfry]

Wrong chat my brother now go into zhe right chat or the void will get you your existence will be lost forever you will see the timelines but you WILL BE HELPLESS IN THE VOID TORMENTED IN THE VOID FEAR IN THE VOID BUT IN THE END ITS NOTHING

Im saying if you dont use thr right chat the void will get you ;) look at my name then you will understand

[earnest phoenix]

Hello

[sage belfry]

Then you will never understand and you will clip out of reality

[earnest phoenix]

I’m currently looking for a guild to infiltrate

Does anyone have a spare sub guild with some juicy mythical

Perhaps shy

@odd junco

[limber river]

my alts guild has a single hero in my guild bank

[shut perch]

ppfart high rank has some purple shoes

[nimble mantle]

Can i see😳

[azure egret]

Gaia omg

[oak dagger]

can i have some LE

i need stat pots

🥺

[shut perch]

TWO

[echo mauve]

stardew

[shut perch]

idk ask ppfart

[shut perch]

its uh, 5 stardew 3 dawnbreak 1 boreal

[azure egret]

How ???

[unkempt hollow]

Any guilds recruiting? I'm active lvl 103 archer total level 592

[echo mauve]

pins

[odd junco]

[grave falcon]

YO SIR CUMT LIKES SCP???

[oak dagger]

sircum

[odd junco]

?

[grave falcon]

the emote is from an scp server

[nimble mantle]

Sounds cool ty for music

[nimble mantle]

End of AoT = EDN before 1.20.3 comes out >:)

[odd junco]

extremely realistic

[azure egret]

That's like a 3 month old message

[odd junco]

extremely realistic

[azure egret]

Hop on Pixelmon @odd junco

[odd junco]

currently warring in LF

[azure egret]

cringe !!

[nimble mantle]

Ik

Just remembered goose😔

[warm knoll]

Any guilds recruiting? I'm active lvl 103 archer total level 592

[nimble mantle]

Hello!

[odd junco]

join mag

[warm knoll]

ok

send invite

[nimble mantle]

You need to drink stakan of vodka and you will be automatically in dude

(And in Russia too)

[odd junco]

apply on dicks cord

[warm knoll]

• is drink *

[odd junco]

d

[warm knoll]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZV54X0ToUU

Discord cringe

guild skypes when?

[nimble mantle]

Wait wtf you really not joined in any guild discord wtf

How r u living

[warm knoll]

i am kidin

[shut perch]

In WCu discord if that counts

[nimble mantle]

Just provide if wynn add support of vc mod and it's gonna be in wynntills

why

Automod moment

[odd junco]

man

you've asked like 10 times no one has responded

take a hint

if you've had 15 responses why are you still asking? 🤔

how much are you asking for it

wdym no clue lmfao

didn't you turn down 15 offers?

if you've denied 15 offers obviously you have a price in mind

ok.

what are you wanting people to pay for it?

10stx ignis on market with bad hp but decent hr

all stats except hp are good

i'm not selling it

because it's on tm

by buying it

[nimble mantle]

Ignis not worth 18stx

At his peak we bought our for 16stx

Really good

[odd junco]

all stats except health 50%+?

does rr affect anything else?

no i meant

is there any other effect on gameplay?

[nimble mantle]

Ignis/GMa dual wield lets goo

Bro even when i got warp i wasn't selling it that hard

I'm not

It was month ago

Sold for 18stx

I don't remember really

[odd junco]

tbh if you can't sell the ignis on tm try quickselling on tn ig

these nuts

dumbass

[nimble mantle]

Wtf is tb

[odd junco]

📸

that one's for the history books

okay good

tbf i didn't realise since i thought cxz chiefs quit after it died

but like after a bit i realised

i mean died off map

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/773108055558455296/875719164583620628/speed-3.gif

[nimble mantle]

Oh fuck

[odd junco]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/666553595302379531/875764577441300520/caption.gif

[azure egret]

better discord logs getting spammed from this channel

https://tenor.com/view/ok-i-will-join-war-fight-wynncraft-warring-gif-21348950

[obsidian otter]

this image is in my nightmares

[odd junco]

the first one is playing wynncraft, last one is warring

[grave falcon]

sorry league of legends should be above an inhuman monstrosity

[sage granite]

first one is non wynncraft player

last one is wynncraft player

[warm knoll]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/666553595302379531/872766309077762068/caption.gif

[odd junco]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/666553595302379531/872766309077762068/caption.gif

[warm knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/cope-harder-cope-harder-baboon-mentality-gif-22115122

[odd junco]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/666553595302379531/874335885326446622/caption.gif

[warm knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/get-real-minecraft-minecraft-story-mode-gif-19671889

[odd junco]

https://tenor.com/view/what-the-dog-doin-what-strange-questionable-act-is-this-canine-performing-dog-the-dog-doin-gif-22188259

[warm knoll]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/262010576295821312/829799775909314570/image0.gif

[azure egret]

not buying unided ignis

[warm knoll]

throwing away unided ignis

[azure egret]

did strati drop

mt is like 4-5 stak

or is it just a bad strati

[nimble mantle]

Why do you care about ws

With werp(warp)

[odd junco]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/773108055558455296/875719164583620628/speed-3.gif

i have joined the ok ____ cult

@quasi iron @azure egret @warm knoll

ok 🤣

[sand lichen]

helo ogy

I jus try lring

the unlevled wynn one

I got 96-100 boot

sdew rev warch

[odd junco]

delete your conversation right away

spunks bob

[sand lichen]

I have not id it yet

I am going to finish the lr

I am using okr lb wand disco

lmfao

261 lb

like

4hr?

idk

not even all the chests are full

[odd junco]

awww hell nah they all up in spun kbob ses sad ness

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/666553595302379531/875764577441300520/caption.gif

you an alligator???

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/666553595302379531/875790493479481424/caption.gif

[sand lichen]

idk

[shut perch]

@sand lichen

/stream

cringer

[sand lichen]

I was

classing

to unlevel a chest

dumbass

it is ok I love you still

[odd junco]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/666553595302379531/875791633554235422/caption.gif

[earnest briar]

oh hell nah spu brim got cross sectioned

[odd junco]

diced up

[split apex]

why

[wide shadow]

[warm knoll]

Ofc I knew this, my quest was bugged

[naive arrow]

if you didnt got awnser yet it doesnt get sniped rly often

[sand lichen]

oxzyy exposed

[oak dagger]

exposing a 7 year is illegal

[gloomy crane]

#guild_community

[sand lichen]

It's windows dumbass

Who uses dark mode windows

[lucid gate]

literally every sane person

[azure egret]

Yep

[rapid arch]

yeah

[obsidian otter]

yes

[azure egret]

@everyone what are your top 5 coolest pokemon

[obsidian otter]

1. your mother
2. your father
3. ava
4. avos chieftain
5. sayori

[azure egret]

Profer

[umbral whale]

cringe

[abstract dagger]

SELLING CATA CATACLYSM AND NIRVANA NIRV

[umbral whale]

@abstract dagger how much

69e and you got yourself a deal

[abstract dagger]

the price is shown

[umbral whale]

dude im colorblind

i dont see it

[abstract dagger]

ur loss

[umbral whale]

no u

[queen radish]

psychopath?

[flint shuttle]

@oak dagger this you?

[queen radish]

one with the fishies

[oak dagger]

lmao wtf

cant even be afk in the lobby anymore 😔

[flint shuttle]

:)

nothing to do with me

[oak dagger]

moshi sussy

[azure egret]

I love among us

[umbral whale]

no go away

[flint shuttle]

nty

[azure egret]

Are you the sus chungus impostor

[flint shuttle]

nope

[azure egret]

Literal impostor behavior

[flint shuttle]

i just saw him in the water

lol

[final holly]

can a moderator please tell me why the #mod-chat's channel topic says I shouldn't talk about it to anyone? or why I shouldn't tell anyone what is in it? I don't get it

[azure egret]

Wtf fade Dave hacker

[tough sentinel]

can a moderator please tell me why the #mod-chat's channel topic says I shouldn't talk about it to anyone? or why I shouldn't tell anyone what is in it? I don't get it

[quasi iron]

Leak

[umbral whale]

so you just admitted using betterdiscord

that lets you see hidden channels with message content

[sand lichen]

no

he is just a member of #mod-chat

can a moderator please tell me why the #mod-chat's channel topic says I shouldn't talk about it to anyone? or why I shouldn't tell anyone what is in it? I don't get it

[umbral whale]

lies

[long root]

hola

who wants to take in a lvl 7 mage???

[flint shuttle]

can a moderator please tell me why the #mod-chat's channel topic says I shouldn't talk about it to anyone? or why I shouldn't tell anyone what is in it? I don't get it

[shut perch]

hi im a mod

[cloud pier]

hello i am a moderator

[oak dagger]

i am wynncraft moderator

i hate PROF guild

[manic sage]

@oak dagger what is this ign

[earnest briar]

can a moderator please tell me why the #mod-chat's channel topic says I shouldn't talk about it to anyone? or why I shouldn't tell anyone what is in it? I don't get it

[warm knoll]

leaf toxic smh

😔

[high wave]

you're*

[shut perch]

03!/8,3

Pensive

[uncut plover]

this be pure pain, and ded at 50k hp

[earnest briar]

Least toxic warrer

[warm knoll]

true

[tribal marten]

defended with 0 3 3 3 on all terrs and then just stopped warring smh

[echo mauve]

mfw

[earnest briar]

gladionsu

[odd junco]

wholesome

[warm knoll]

truly

[odd junco]

any more screenshots?

[warm knoll]

no why would i screenshot the rest of ancientiroh

i didn't ss all of it becuase... i don't want to have those kinds of images on my computer becuase my mother exists

and it ... wasn't exactly ... nice

[odd junco]

[AncientIroh ? SirCmt] your asd [AncientIroh ? SirCmt] asd [AncientIroh ? SirCmt] sad* [SirCmt ? AncientIroh] :( [AncientIroh ? SirCmt] cant even snipe actually deffed hq [AncientIroh ? SirCmt] smh

after we sniped both of LEAF hqs before moving onto the third one 😭

[echo mauve]

this is epic

please snipe them more sircmt@odd junco

[rapid arch]

wasnt iroh the guy that ppl messaged telling to stop warring mag so cmt can play edn smp

or was it another leaf person

[odd junco]

it was him

[echo mauve]

lmao

[rapid arch]

oh ok

[odd junco]

sigma grindset: ask your enemies politely to stop warring

me when i don't even need to ping and i pull up with HQ snipe squad

[echo mauve]

hq snipe squad:
-level 75 mage
-level 87 warrior
-level 67 archer
-level 98 shaman
-level 81 mage

[odd junco]

all level 1s

[echo mauve]

hq snipe team (all shaman)

[odd junco]

fist only

[echo mauve]

melee shaman

[silk holly]

shaman is the key to hq snipe

avo hq snipe use shaman

[silent kindle]

shaman 2 dps

[warm knoll]

can a moderator please tell me why the #mod-chat's channel topic says I shouldn't talk about it to anyone? or why I shouldn't tell anyone what is in it? I don't get it

[warm knoll]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/666553595302379531/872766309077762068/caption.gif

[grave falcon]

sir cumt power

[odd junco]

deez

[nimble mantle]

IRONMAN BTW TAQ RAID LETS GOOO GUYS

[odd junco]

https://tenor.com/view/sephiroth-final-fantasy-final-fantasy-vii-smash-bros-smash-gif-20908683

[odd junco]

:(

not taq

Mag 🤝 TAq

[tribal marten]

we had literally no plan ngl

[grave falcon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/845451389652303882/874454603377311784/caption.gif

[azure egret]

WHAT

[earnest phoenix]

I wish this happened

My application got deleted all 17 times

[final token]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/863297469613735936/863321455847276554/abdul.gif

[lucid shard]

How to Wipe any MegaAlliance (It's just that simple!):
Step 1: Wipe every guild on the map at least once, perhaps a few times. This allows you to take control of the war as you know the exact weaknesses each map has.
Step 2: Gather a group of frends and swear them to secrecy. Speaking of betrayal / treason results in death and punishments. Ensure each frends are in a guild with at least 4 people or more, with primarily 1 defender and 3 guild warrers.
Step 3: Crash Wynncraft API either by illegal means (hax??) or befriending Salted and going to his basement to shut off his pc. Make sure to only shut down the API, not Wynncraft, as you cannot guild war if guild war is down.
Step 4: Proceed to stalk everyone in the alliance and attack when no one is online. (Very Important!) This is a one in a million event that requires amazing luck, such as a GRB or EMP killing all internet only for people in the MegaAlliance.
Step 5: Attack the map and take control using superior tactics as discussed in Step 1. If done correctly, your map should look like this. https://imgur.com/XXmQDhC.png
Step 6: Continue relenetless attacks until everyone is gone. If there is any resistance coming from people using data roaming be sure to beat them up by spamming a lot of spells at them, such that they disconnect due to running out of data, or simply timing out.
Step 7: As soon as the last territory is taken, take out Wynncraft Wars by turning off Salted's PC once again. This means no one can do Guild Wars for a few months, hence everyone will just have to give up reclaiming.
Step 8: Congratulations, you have defeated a MegaAlliance, and possibly started a new one! Hooray! But don't worry, since this guide allows you to beat any MegaAlliance, so return to Step 1 and take out the newly established MegaAlliance again! If you done it once, why not twice?

There are multiple ways of taking out a MegaAlliance, this is just one of many! I hope this guide really helps a lot! 🙂 🙂

[tribal marten]

incredible

the ironman btw guild master plan

except the part where you cut the power lines of the enemy guilds i don’t want to go to jail

[lucid shard]

Small sacrifice, anything for guild wars

[shut perch]

Thank y ou

[sage granite]

chargeback every member of enemy guilds to get no retaliation

[lucid shard]

Be sure to like and subscribe

Thank you.

[shut perch]

Np

[lucid shard]

:>

[potent jewel]

man, this should be secret, why did u write down this (100% working) ultimate plan

[lucid shard]

Good point time to delete guide

[tribal marten]

actually a much better idea

[gritty inlet]

today I'm going to buy my enemies in block game vip and chargeback so they get banned 😎

[lucid shard]

Changed my mind I am now pro mega alliance so I am exposing all the strats to everyone

[silk holly]

[lucid shard]

Changed my mind I am now anti mega alliance so I am exposing all the strats to everyone

[rapid arch]

bet

[nimble mantle]

Hello sir cumtea

[odd junco]

hello okay blyat

[nimble mantle]

How are your day going

[odd junco]

good

i went to the cinemas

very awesome

[nimble mantle]

Nicf

Nicd

Fuxk phoeb

I'm 30km away to home

Kinda happy

Traveling around 27h

[odd junco]

suffering

[odd junco]

usually when API goes down so do wars themselves

[supple cove]

Every plan has a flaw

Just not this one

[odd junco]

:(

[uncut plover]

12/10

[azure egret]

jooo bidon

[odd junco]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7zV3xCF5vw

[azure egret]

jooo bidin, jooo bidin, jooo bidin, jooo bidin this message from mohammed kalakeen full face of kurdistan for youu jooo bidin. you go check up in the docter; you have 2 yeal. your live is 2 yeal. 2 yeal from now, from today too 2 yeal o 1 yeal and 6 month o 2 yeal. you life. after this one you pass aweh. you go check up in the docter, this message from mohammed kalakeen full face of kurdistan. you do, do you good job for da usa for da 50 staet in 2 yeal. you do pull down iran for us, we want our kurdistan can-... new country no more iran no more iraq no more tourkey no more suri, full face of kurdistan; we give you

[odd junco]

did he get a whoppa? 🍔

[sage granite]

all i can hear is sus remix

[odd junco]

you good?

[sage granite]

i suck his dick with a smile for hours at a time

[odd junco]

how is that related to the vid i sent lol

[sage granite]

that is all i can hear when i listen to mask

[odd junco]

[sage granite]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44e3GKnOtL8

[azure egret]

Cum

[odd junco]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYAonG-rLMo

[azure egret]

@everyone fitmc upload

[odd junco]

already seen it

[azure egret]

thoughts on fitmc

[odd junco]

entertaining videos

not really that bad tbh but like wouldn't be my first choice

usually just watch while i'm eating dinner

[azure egret]

Fitmc is the love of my life

[odd junco]

d

this cat just d 🤣

[final holly]

admitted to using your mom 😩

I only use discord on my apple iPhone

do not know what betterdiscord is

but sounds worse

[odd junco]

mfs really pull out the textbook and go "ackshually, betterdiscord is akgainst the termss of sservice!!" 🤓 ☝️

[cloud pier]

cum balls penis shut the fuck up wynncraft player

[odd junco]

kissm e ivo

[azure egret]

Ok

[sage granite]

shut up

[cloud pier]

holy shit i cannot stand chryssie please shit urself

[sage granite]

go suck on some nuts crigne league player

[azure egret]

Hate both ivodad and chryssie

[odd junco]

hate both ivodad and chryssie but ivodad much less

[carmine sorrel]

@pine river could you please add a quest where lucio uses a shotgun pls?

[earnest phoenix]

i just realised the price of a certain ingredient i need has skyrocketed whilst i was offline

[obsidian otter]

?

[earnest phoenix]

defective circuit

[oak dagger]

get trolled

@sage granite cumryssie

[obsidian otter]

defective circuits are 50-1le each

[inner smelt]

cry about it

[unkempt shell]

lf a guild im lvl 95 assassin

[obsidian otter]

check pins

[strange sundial]

We might have candy

||candy is not required by the guild to supply||

[azure egret]

Do you also have a white van

Which gives out candy

[warm knoll]

I don't want candy I want lego star wars the complete saga hard copy

[uncut plover]

🎻

[obsidian otter]

is that a discord invite

[gaunt glen]

yes to the totally real guild guild discord

[obsidian otter]

i need to ping mods

[gaunt glen]

its not even something that serious i tried doing it for a bit but this is the simplest form i could find

[obsidian otter]

atleast delete the message

before i ping mods

[azure egret]

🥵

[hidden bronze]

Profile picture

[nimble mantle]

Fuck discord

E

[obsidian otter]

[azure egret]

Hey sheep

[cloud pier]

i fucking hate chryssie

and other women

[obsidian otter]

[shy] member

disgusting

[azure egret]

Same

@cloud pier immediately respond on tiktok

[hidden bronze]

I don’t want that coming from an Astolfo picture

[obsidian otter]

i lost a bet

same for my about you

nvm he changed it

[hidden bronze]

That’s how it starts

[obsidian otter]

my about you was "i like having sex with both genders" for 1 day

[azure egret]

I like having sex with your mother

😂 😂 😂 🤣

[cloud pier]

i only sleep with men

[obsidian otter]

my message got deleted

E

@warm knoll

@warm knoll

[sleek basin]

Has there ever been guilds that were able to snipe 6 conn 4x11's in the old update?

[obsidian otter]

explain

@warm knoll

[oak dagger]

@wise breach is the fruman queen a milf

[azure egret]

Madman

[visual haven]

Hello yes i would like to apply to 'atals inc.' i think i am a very good classbuilder and i will be able to help people make many builds. i am very expereicned and i can get on from 3pm (after school) to 4 pm (my mom only gives me 1 hour on comuter :(((((((((() i also use atlas in my build so i am a good fit for atlas incoprpeated. i also work for apple so may-b we can get moneies and funding. we can also declare war on jeremy (he took my pokemon cards) thanks in advance!!!!!!

[azure egret]

Hello yes i would like to apply to 'atals inc.' i think i am a very good classbuilder and i will be able to help people make many builds. i am very expereicned and i can get on from 3pm (after school) to 4 pm (my mom only gives me 1 hour on comuter :(((((((((() i also use atlas in my build so i am a good fit for atlas incoprpeated. i also work for apple so may-b we can get moneies and funding. we can also declare war on jeremy (he took my pokemon cards) thanks in advance!!!!!!

[sleek basin]

no i was just too lazy

[oak dagger]

Hello yes i would like to apply to 'atals inc.' i think i am a very good classbuilder and i will be able to help people make many builds. i am very expereicned and i can get on from 3pm (after school) to 4 pm (my mom only gives me 1 hour on comuter :(((((((((() i also use atlas in my build so i am a good fit for atlas incoprpeated. i also work for apple so may-b we can get moneies and funding. we can also declare war on jeremy (he took my pokemon cards) thanks in advance!!!!!!

[cloud pier]

ayo yall know that feeling when

[rapid arch]

the mad man 🤨

[warm knoll]

um

[high wave]

ico shit guild

[warm knoll]

true

[high wave]

losing against ico

[warm knoll]

ico cant even take ico's hq

smh

[final token]

https://tenor.com/view/whatever-bank-stare-meh-gif-9603576

[hexed leaf]

obama meme

[high wave]

https://tenor.com/view/gawr-gura-gawr-gura-kanye-kanye-kanye-west-hololive-gif-19498253

[ripe grail]

Hello yes i would like to apply to 'atals inc.' i think i am a very good classbuilder and i will be able to help people make many builds. i am very expereicned and i can get on from 3pm (after school) to 4 pm (my mom only gives me 1 hour on comuter :(((((((((() i also use atlas in my build so i am a good fit for atlas incoprpeated. i also work for apple so may-b we can get moneies and funding. we can also declare war on jeremy (he took my pokemon cards) thanks in advance!!!!!!

[ripe grail]

relatable

[high wave]

hate ico

[oak dagger]

ico fan here

[shut perch]

ico fan

[astral ermine]

who isnt

[cloud pier]

tyler is unreal

[high wave]

me too im big ico fan

[worthy minnow]

Busco guild donde hablen español

[odd junco]

tyler based

[echo mauve]

tuler the creator

[sage granite]

nuts

[wide shadow]

h

[hollow spire]

Hello yes i would like to apply to 'hich' i think i am a very good ironmaner and i will be able to war on ironman class(mage fatal). i am very expereicned and i can get on from 3pm (after school) to 4 pm (my mom only gives me 1 hour on comuter :(((((((((() i also use KoH in my build because i have 3 rainbo tome so i am a good fit for hich guild. i also work for salted so may-b we can get secret guild leaks and funding. we can also declare war on silent explanes (it is very easy to take) thanks in advance!!!!!!

[sand lichen]

Hello yes i would like to apply to 'hich' i think i am a very good ironmaner and i will be able to war on ironman class(mage fatal). i am very expereicned and i can get on from 3pm (after school) to 4 pm (my mom only gives me 1 hour on comuter :(((((((((() i also use KoH in my build because i have 3 rainbo tome so i am a good fit for hich guild. i also work for salted so may-b we can get secret guild leaks and funding. we can also declare war on silent explanes (it is very easy to take) thanks in advance!!!!!!

[oak dagger]

Hello yes i would like to apply to 'hich' i think i am a very good ironmaner and i will be able to war on ironman class(mage fatal). i am very expereicned and i can get on from 3pm (after school) to 4 pm (my mom only gives me 1 hour on comuter :(((((((((() i also use KoH in my build because i have 3 rainbo tome so i am a good fit for hich guild. i also work for salted so may-b we can get secret guild leaks and funding. we can also declare war on silent explanes (it is very easy to take) thanks in advance!!!!!!

@tribal marten @tribal marten @tribal marten

[tribal marten]

fuck yea h

[grave falcon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/845451389652303882/874454603377311784/caption.gif

[ornate forge]

Hello yes i would like to apply to 'hich' i think i am a very good ironmaner and i will be able to war on ironman class(mage fatal). i am very expereicned and i can get on from 3pm (after school) to 4 pm (my mom only gives me 1 hour on comuter :(((((((((() i also use KoH in my build because i have 3 rainbo tome so i am a good fit for hich guild. i also work for salted so may-b we can get secret guild leaks and funding. we can also declare war on silent explanes (it is very easy to take) thanks in advance!!!!!!

[silent kindle]

Hello yes i would like to apply to 'hich' i think i am a very good ironmaner and i will be able to war on ironman class(mage fatal). i am very expereicned and i can get on from 3pm (after school) to 4 pm (my mom only gives me 1 hour on comuter :(((((((((() i also use KoH in my build because i have 3 rainbo tome so i am a good fit for hich guild. i also work for salted so may-b we can get secret guild leaks and funding. we can also declare war on silent explanes (it is very easy to take) thanks in advance!!!!!!

[lost sandal]

do i need to be a certain lvl to be accepted in any guilD?

[prisma dune]

depends on what guild

but technically you can join a guild at any level

[lost sandal]

tysm

[tribal marten]

Hello yes i would like to apply to 'hich' i think i am a very good ironmaner and i will be able to war on ironman class(mage fatal). i am very expereicned and i can get on from 3pm (after school) to 4 pm (my mom only gives me 1 hour on comuter :(((((((((() i also use KoH in my build because i have 3 rainbo tome so i am a good fit for hich guild. i also work for salted so may-b we can get secret guild leaks and funding. we can also declare war on silent explanes (it is very easy to take) thanks in advance!!!!!!

[quaint furnace]

Hello yes i would like to apply to 'hich' i think i am a very good ironmaner and i will be able to war on ironman class(mage fatal). i am very expereicned and i can get on from 3pm (after school) to 4 pm (my mom only gives me 1 hour on comuter :(((((((((() i also use KoH in my build because i have 3 rainbo tome so i am a good fit for hich guild. i also work for salted so may-b we can get secret guild leaks and funding. we can also declare war on silent explanes (it is very easy to take) thanks in advance!!!!!!

[obsidian otter]

Hello yes i would like to apply to 'hich' i think i am a very good ironmaner and i will be able to war on ironman class(mage fatal). i am very expereicned and i can get on from 3pm (after school) to 4 pm (my mom only gives me 1 hour on comuter :(((((((((() i also use KoH in my build because i have 3 rainbo tome so i am a good fit for hich guild. i also work for salted so may-b we can get secret guild leaks and funding. we can also declare war on silent explanes (it is very easy to take) thanks in advance!!!!!!

[azure egret]

https://tenor.com/view/jóreggelt-good-morning-have-a-nice-day-rose-flower-gif-17781486

https://tenor.com/view/butterfly-yellow-rose-sunday-hug-good-morning-gif-14701555

https://tenor.com/view/have-a-wonderful-day-have-a-good-day-flowers-sparkle-enjoy-the-day-gif-16297344

🙏 🙏 ☺️ 😊

[odd junco]

🙏

[sage granite]

Hello yes i would like to apply to 'hich' i think i am a very good ironmaner and i will be able to war on ironman class(mage fatal). i am very expereicned and i can get on from 3pm (after school) to 4 pm (my mom only gives me 1 hour on comuter :(((((((((() i also use KoH in my build because i have 3 rainbo tome so i am a good fit for hich guild. i also work for salted so may-b we can get secret guild leaks and funding. we can also declare war on silent explanes (it is very easy to take) thanks in advance!!!!!!

[silk holly]

Hello yes i would like to apply to 'hich' i think i am a very good ironmaner and i will be able to war on ironman class(mage fatal). i am very expereicned and i can get on from 3pm (after school) to 4 pm (my mom only gives me 1 hour on comuter :(((((((((() i also use KoH in my build because i have 3 rainbo tome so i am a good fit for hich guild. i also work for salted so may-b we can get secret guild leaks and funding. we can also declare war on silent explanes (it is very easy to take) thanks in advance!!!!!!

[vestal chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-coffee-sparkles-purple-gif-17682502

[rancid orbit]

Hello yes i would like to apply to 'hich' i think i am a very good ironmaner and i will be able to war on ironman class(mage fatal). i am very expereicned and i can get on from 3pm (after school) to 4 pm (my mom only gives me 1 hour on comuter :(((((((((() i also use KoH in my build because i have 3 rainbo tome so i am a good fit for hich guild. i also work for salted so may-b we can get secret guild leaks and funding. we can also declare war on silent explanes (it is very easy to take) thanks in advance!!!!!!

[split apex]

Hello yes i would like to apply to 'hich' i think i am a very good ironmaner and i will be able to war on ironman class(mage fatal). i am very expereicned and i can get on from 3pm (after school) to 4 pm (my mom only gives me 1 hour on comuter :(((((((((() i also use KoH in my build because i have 3 rainbo tome so i am a good fit for hich guild. i also work for salted so may-b we can get secret guild leaks and funding. we can also declare war on silent explanes (it is very easy to take) thanks in advance!!!!!!

[azure egret]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-flowers-gif-13766136

[vestal chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/banana-love-minion-in-love-smile-gif-16330833

What the dog doing

[maiden depot]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-animals-dog-shook-scared-eyes-gif-12642716

What happened here?

[odd junco]

Hello yes i would like to apply to 'hich' i think i am a very good ironmaner and i will be able to war on ironman class(mage fatal). i am very expereicned and i can get on from 3pm (after school) to 4 pm (my mom only gives me 1 hour on comuter :(((((((((() i also use KoH in my build because i have 3 rainbo tome so i am a good fit for hich guild. i also work for salted so may-b we can get secret guild leaks and funding. we can also declare war on silent explanes (it is very easy to take) thanks in advance!!!!!!

[odd junco]

😭

[sage granite]

[odd junco]

[sage granite]

[potent jewel]

[odd oxide]

Hello yes i would like to apply to 'hich' i think i am a very good ironmaner and i will be able to war on ironman class(mage fatal). i am very expereicned and i can get on from 3pm (after school) to 4 pm (my mom only gives me 1 hour on comuter :(((((((((() i also use KoH in my build because i have 3 rainbo tome so i am a good fit for hich guild. i also work for salted so may-b we can get secret guild leaks and funding. we can also declare war on silent explanes (it is very easy to take) thanks in advance!!!!!!

[ripe grail]

Hello yes i would like to apply to 'hich' i think i am a very good ironmaner and i will be able to war on ironman class(mage fatal). i am very expereicned and i can get on from 3pm (after school) to 4 pm (my mom only gives me 1 hour on comuter :(((((((((() i also use KoH in my build because i have 3 rainbo tome so i am a good fit for hich guild. i also work for salted so may-b we can get secret guild leaks and funding. we can also declare war on silent explanes (it is very easy to take) thanks in advance!!!!!!

Hello yes i would like to apply to 'atals inc.' i think i am a very good classbuilder and i will be able to help people make many builds. i am very expereicned and i can get on from 3pm (after school) to 4 pm (my mom only gives me 1 hour on comuter :(((((((((() i also use atlas in my build so i am a good fit for atlas incoprpeated. i also work for apple so may-b we can get moneies and funding. we can also declare war on jeremy (he took my pokemon cards) thanks in advance!!!!!!

[echo mauve]

peep the new copypasta

[odd junco]

did u get a whoppa? 🍔

while i really like new copypasta did u get a whoppa still more impactful imo 😔

[echo mauve]

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand whoppa 🍔. The lore is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of literature most of the history will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also 🍔's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike whoppa 🍔 truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in 🍔's existential catchphrase "did you get a whoppa? 🍔" which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as whoppa 🍔's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens

And yes, by the way, i DO have a whoppa 🍔 tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

[cloud pier]

@sage granite holy shit please shut up bro shut up PLEASE

[odd junco]

agreed

[wide shadow]

shes right

[sage granite]

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHU UPSHUT UP SHUT UP SHU UPSHUT UP SHUT UP SHU UPSHUT UP SHUT UP SHU UPSHUT UP SHUT UP SHU UPSHUT UP SHUT UP SHU UPSHUT UP SHUT UP SHU UPSHUT UP SHUT UP SHU UPSHUT UP SHUT UP SHU UPSHUT UP SHUT UP SHU UPSHUT UP SHUT UP SHU UPSHUT UP SHUT UP SHU UPSHUT UP SHUT UP SHU UPSHUT UP SHUT UP SHU UPSHUT UP SHUT UP SHU UPSHUT UP SHUT UP SHU UPSHUT UP SHUT UP SHU UPSHUT UP SHUT UP SHU UPSHUT UP SHUT UP SHU UPSHUT UP SHUT UP SHU UPSHUT UP SHUT UP SHU UPSHUT UP SHUT UP SHU UPSHUT UP SHUT UP SHU UPSHUT UP SHUT UP SHU UP

[oak dagger]

rone classic

fucking hate chwyssie (jk chwyssie i appreciate you and your 1000 ping)

[sage granite]

i have only failed the past 100 auras once

and it was because i had 10000 ping

[oak dagger]

skill issue

get more optimal ping

[hollow spire]

Hello yes i would like to apply to 'hich' i think i am a very good ironmaner and i will be able to war on ironman class(mage fatal). i am very expereicned and i can get on from 3pm (after school) to 4 pm (my mom only gives me 1 hour on comuter :(((((((((() i also use KoH in my build because i have 3 rainbo tome so i am a good fit for hich guild. i also work for salted so may-b we can get secret guild leaks and funding. we can also declare war on silent explanes (it is very easy to take) thanks in advance!!!!!!

[odd junco]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/666553595302379531/875791633554235422/caption.gif

[knotty sedge]

ty sircmt

[odd junco]

np

[echo mauve]

i will use this to war

thanks for tips!!

[azure egret]

holy shit please shut up bro shut up PLEASE

[odd junco]

the harvest is plentiful

[nimble mantle]

wtf how

tp where

[nimble mantle]

new healer meta(better then koH)
make abso build with basic shaman and wait till pandemonium will spawn skeyseer totem

[echo mauve]

imagine casting a movement spell

[odd junco]

oooohhhh my god

[warm knoll]

Hello yes i would like to apply to 'hich' i think i am a very good ironmaner and i will be able to war on ironman class(mage fatal). i am very expereicned and i can get on from 3pm (after school) to 4 pm (my mom only gives me 1 hour on comuter :(((((((((() i also use KoH in my build because i have 3 rainbo tome so i am a good fit for hich guild. i also work for salted so may-b we can get secret guild leaks and funding. we can also declare war on silent explanes (it is very easy to take) thanks in advance!!!!!!
Hello yes i would like to apply to 'atals inc.' i think i am a very good classbuilder and i will be able to help people make many builds. i am very expereicned and i can get on from 3pm (after school) to 4 pm (my mom only gives me 1 hour on comuter :(((((((((() i also use atlas in my build so i am a good fit for atlas incoprpeated. i also work for apple so may-b we can get moneies and funding. we can also declare war on jeremy (he took my pokemon cards) thanks in advance!!!!!!

[warm knoll]

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand wynncraft. The lore is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of literature most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Enzan's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike wynncraft truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Aledar's existential catchphrase "Yeah, now we can see what Wynn is really like, and find out if the stories are true.," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Salted's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens

And yes, by the way, i DO have a wynncraft tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

[worthy minnow]

Busco guild donde hablen español

[oak dagger]

minechat warring

[supple cove]

[odd junco]

sigma grindset

destroy towers with drone strikes

[supple cove]

Just grind the MW2 killstreak and launch a ballistic attack

Easy HQ strat

[odd junco]

snipe every single HQ in a row

[supple cove]

Sniped 5 in a row once

IBT -> GsW -> BRIS -> Nia -> IBT again

Mid-Gavel was funny

[hollow spire]

Ok

[oak dagger]

thats just warring in SE

[whole drift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/857703395230351370/876506829545406524/wynncraft_shitpost.mov

[nimble mantle]

edn hq snipe journey

😭

tnl -> shy -> ern - ??

[rapid arch]

e nvm

3

i think the most i saw was 3

[azure egret]

We sniped esi pun but that wasn't on the same day

[sand lichen]

I snipe oxzy hq

[azure egret]

They tried to snipe the maggas but couldn't since I was not online

I am so good

[supple cove]

But was it with the new stuff?

[sand lichen]

Although honestly 6 conn hq sniping was more just a flex than anything else

[azure egret]

1.20.2

It was fun

[supple cove]

HQ sniping was fun tbh

[sand lichen]

Once I had hq on 11x4 and every conn on like 8 11 11 11

[rapid arch]

i missed high emerald storage

[sand lichen]

Still couldn't do anything before cooldown was over

[supple cove]

@azure egret what was the highest you took without the funny?

[rapid arch]

yeet a hq, turbocharge every single resource to 4/3

[azure egret]

Before 1.20.3?

[supple cove]

Yes

[sand lichen]

Not even 5/3?!?! smh

[azure egret]

6 Conn 4x11

[rapid arch]

too big brain

[supple cove]

Not with this

[rapid arch]

😩

[azure egret]

Epic chungus

[supple cove]

Have you taken any HQ without the funny?

[azure egret]

What is the funny bro

[sand lichen]

Gladionus number one Eden warrer

[azure egret]

I am confus

[rapid arch]

the funny 😏

[supple cove]

dm'd you

[sand lichen]

Mortik do you mean arrow shield

[rapid arch]

tbh a lot of hq's rn though are probably capeable of being dry sniped though so long as you dodge aura and do enough dmg

[sand lichen]

E

[supple cove]

Yes oxzy oh no you found out the detective

[azure egret]

That is what is sigma !!

[sand lichen]

Why even hide it

[obsidian otter]

mfw crafted spear with morph warring

[sand lichen]

Its patched anyway

[supple cove]

I like hiding things

[sand lichen]

Fair

[rapid arch]

because it was the super funny

🤣

[supple cove]

[obsidian otter]

just use crafted hero+morph

[rapid arch]

NO

[obsidian otter]

best war method

[rapid arch]

PLEASE

[azure egret]

Cum

[rapid arch]

I hate morph warring so much

its a parasite

[obsidian otter]

avo in a nutshell

[rapid arch]

please main divzer

delete moeph

morph

[obsidian otter]

i main divzer

dont worry

[rapid arch]

good

[unkempt ginkgo]

hi

[azure egret]

Do you wanr to know my war builds

[obsidian otter]

but i wanna war with morph warrior

[supple cove]

Aeq war strat - Morph Cascade x 3 on highs

Always wins

[sand lichen]

I carry 3 build around on me at all time

Pro maggq

[supple cove]

I carry oxzy's backpack

[azure egret]

Morph the nothing
Morph procra
Morph fog of creation
Morph tidebinder

[oak dagger]

tbh im kinda glad hq sniping like that is gone

[azure egret]

Literally insane

[sand lichen]

Morf braker

[rapid arch]

tbh

[obsidian otter]

guys

[sand lichen]

Ofc

[rapid arch]

as much as it makes no sense, its like the only way for attackers to do anything

[obsidian otter]

i just realizes

[rapid arch]

unless you attack 6am EU morning

[supple cove]

HQ sniping made no difference to any conflict, was fun, so idk why you'd think that's good lmao

[obsidian otter]

realized*

MORPH IDOL

[sand lichen]

I did not like when the only way to defend hq was to cede it

[rapid arch]

😒

[supple cove]

There are still ways to snipe 50% of current HQs but you're going into 10+ minute wars

[supple cove]

Can relate, I took Gelibord and ILQ ceded every terr to ESI

The fear was too high

[rapid arch]

scout esi hq, cede everything

[split apex]

e

[rapid arch]

best way

[supple cove]

I don't think rss should just go poof on cede

Very odd mechanic

[azure egret]

ok bruh

[sand lichen]

Ok lmao

[supple cove]

ok bruh

[azure egret]

Wtf 2 ok bruh s

[supple cove]

ok bro

[split apex]

e

[supple cove]

fixed

[shut perch]

War

Wat*

[supple cove]

Hi Cal

[shut perch]

hello

[warm knoll]

Do all the major guilds have sub guilds?

[oak dagger]

sub guilds cringe 😤😤😤

[sand lichen]

Probably

might depend what you consider major

[shut perch]

mmm

subbies

[ripe niche]

gyp has a sub guild

[shut perch]

tnl

[ripe niche]

that is one

[shut perch]

it has more?

[ripe niche]

gyp has two subguilds

[oak dagger]

fuy

[ripe niche]

I believe all 3 guilds were present at subway

[shut perch]

subs need to be llevel 57 imo

to be COOL

based

and epic

[warm knoll]

Alright Franky if sub guilds cringe how many you got hm?

[oak dagger]

im not franky

[shut perch]

thats

yeah

[warm knoll]

O

[ripe niche]

it is franky

[oak dagger]

get fucked

[ripe niche]

or it wouldnt be frankypt

[oak dagger]

im franky prof tryhard

[azure egret]

that is frankyPT (PT = prof tryhard)

[warm knoll]

O

[azure egret]

Are sub guilds guilds but submissed and breedable

[ripe niche]

before I depart mysteriously into the deep fog of tokyo I would like to remind everyone that daft punk has some of the best music that has ever been created.
with this, I am gone. godspeed.

[warm knoll]

Honestly w this community everything’s a troll so I might be getting trolled or you might actually not be Shy leader

[azure egret]

I am the real shy leader

[sand lichen]

Yep

[azure egret]

Proof

[sand lichen]

Frankypt is only CEO of sex corp

[warm knoll]

Noice