guild_community

[icy surge]

well with dxp weekend may as well try it

[stable quest]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-homies-happy-homies-joy-smile-gif-17867365179171124789

[small aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/tole-tole-tole-tole-cat-vro-cat-mei-mei-mei-cat-gif-1154815539162941289

[acoustic karma]

dude i was tweaking i guess

i read this as

"pohtosauru repost if you are a pohtosauru fan"

[frail niche]

who the hell is pohtosauru

[acoustic karma]

idk gang i just woke up from my nap

[granite bane]

repost if you are a pohtosauru fan

[obtuse phoenix]

TOLE TOLE CAT MEOW

[sour sequoia]

the native american guy

that led the explorers across the US west or something

i forgot the 2 europeans names

i learned about him in my history class in 8 th grade

[obtuse phoenix]

I think you’re lying

[molten iron]

i also think you're lying

[acoustic karma]

thats pooh the bear

[dense nymph]

Pontoguarus

[turbid shuttle]

I saw this today

@wide shadow

this could have been both of us

[wide shadow]

gg

[frail niche]

bello

[turbid shuttle]

bello

[granite bane]

@glad salmon this is you

[molten iron]

@dreamy glade

[hazy furnace]

That’s Pocahontas

[old flint]

What's up with /1460

[dusky mesa]

4 years until he can appeal his ban

[old flint]

Brother...

[drifting obsidian]

@molten iron buddy

[molten iron]

hey

[red sigil]

Did i tell u i met the co creator of despicable me and they told me so much lore

[acoustic karma]

are you a minion

[red sigil]

ehhh

banana

[turbid shuttle]

what is the minion lore

[red sigil]

He told me stuff about how they came up with the minion speak

then his gf who also worked in the studio had her name said by one of the minions i thought tjat was cool

[thin gorge]

Guild community send me femboys to my dms

Okay goodnight

[turbid shuttle]

that's pretty awesome

[red sigil]

That is pretty awesome

[humble socket]

Hello everyone can u feedback my Guild-Website pls
https://etkw-guild.netlify.app/

[turbid shuttle]

third time posting this here in the last 24h

[dreamy rose]

the buttons they schoomovin

[humble socket]

uhh, lets say... I made it for pc, I have skill issue making it for phones, srry

[late marlin]

free linnyflower

[dreamy rose]

linny is free???

[late marlin]

not free enough

[tribal marten]

ermmm

[sour sequoia]

wtmeow

[eager gull]

100% off is 100% off

[dawn glade]

I think we should lock her back up actually

[high wave]

dont free her

[tribal marten]

this page should list guild rank

[tribal marten]

😺

[tribal marten]

now ill have 2 muted accounts 💔

[dawn glade]

💔

[tribal marten]

im so oppressed guys

[dawn glade]

You probably deserve it

[tribal marten]

ee this is what im tlaking about

i get this guy on my factions team for One Season

[high wave]

they should do to you what they did to jimmy kimmel

[tribal marten]

😭 😭 😭

[dawn glade]

Evil xbro

[fresh slate]

free linny flower bro

free cal and ben

[humble socket]

u can see each member rank when u put your cursor on member card, I have made that to get clean UI

[tribal marten]

icic

[sour sequoia]

dang

what did you do to make cal and ben your opp

[dawn glade]

Failure to go to the post office for 4 whole months

S m h

[humble socket]

but what do you think about pools and map, u can press aspects and lr pools items to get more info

[humble socket]

🤔 ?

[sour sequoia]

dang

[ionic garden]

Welcome back nelston

[weary whale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1227003324361084949/1290981394524147733/attachment.gif

[dawn glade]

That's what im saying!

[sour sequoia]

that's fucked up

[dawn glade]

For realsies

[weary whale]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-12450451651611168773

[reef rose]

god i need someone to do this to me

[weary whale]

1freak

[sour sequoia]

?

do what

shake u ?

wait

oh

what

do what

[dawn glade]

Lol.. 😭

[reef rose]

cao you

[sour sequoia]

you

[reef rose]

who

[sour sequoia]

you

[reef rose]

flare

[sour sequoia]

sy1au

[reef rose]

me or a meal at cfa

[pearl yarrow]

mrrrp

[sour sequoia]

meal at cfa

[reef rose]

flare

[sour sequoia]

hi

[reef rose]

me or fries at cfa

[sour sequoia]

erm

[weary whale]

fries gng

[reef rose]

flare answer

[sour sequoia]

how much can i sell ucror

for

[weary whale]

2 fries

[reef rose]

false

[sour sequoia]

idkkkk

[reef rose]

flare answer

[sour sequoia]

the fries at cfa are kindsa mid

i'll take you

[reef rose]

good boy

[weary whale]

wholesome

[sour sequoia]

?

[weary whale]

whose who

[reef rose]

https://tenor.com/view/to-be-hero-x-anime-hero-x-x-gif-13271863831106514595

[sour sequoia]

let's turn 1yum into a group project

[reef rose]

https://tenor.com/view/pride-lesbian-queen-to-be-hero-x-queen-to-be-hero-x-gif-16752416098935283013

[humble socket]

egg

[acoustic karma]

@sour sequoia @turbid shuttle @keen isle i like to walk in the park and smell some flowers

[sour sequoia]

me too

whats ur fav flower

[reef rose]

hey @acoustic karma whats ur favorite flower

[acoustic karma]

@tribal marten

[weary whale]

gg

[acoustic karma]

but being for real

i think idk

there are too many flowers

[reef rose]

honeyshuckles

[acoustic karma]

i like sunflower

but white roses are also at the top

[tribal marten]

aww

[thin dove]

i likeeee

[tribal marten]

i think its cool :D

[thin dove]

these things

[tribal marten]

im just incompetent idk

[weary whale]

go to sleep lil storrk

[thin dove]

dawg its 5pm

[weary whale]

come raid lil storrk

[thin dove]

Hmmmm

[dawn glade]

Today surely

[sour sequoia]

w gcomm rizz

[pure belfry]

yo furries in my discord

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1241947479092625428/1282219130954579999/image011.gif

[pearl yarrow]

ooh dog rose

[acoustic karma]

i got the latino rizz

lizz

[reef rose]

you the luzz

[small aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/tole-tole-cat-cat-vro-cat-gif-17161343143756375842

[obtuse phoenix]

I love tole tole cat meow

[small aurora]

Me too

Awesome gatito

[obtuse phoenix]

[fresh slate]

Free nelston

[high wave]

hi

[cunning blaze]

omg nelston hiii

[weary whale]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/438652007033733130/1051415341919641600/image0_1.gif

[small aurora]

[drifting obsidian]

my eco sim is on the web now
im hosting it with sequoia

since no one seem to want to host my shit

https://ruea.sequoia.ooo/

[sullen lily]

real thenelston?!?!

[pearl yarrow]

woah good job

[cunning blaze]

its the real one

[sullen lily]

no wa

[high juniper]

wait what?

[fresh slate]

Free the nelston

[high juniper]

he is free

[acoustic karma]

@high wave free thenelston

no scam

[hazy furnace]

🔥

Nelston in wynncord!

[empty pecan]

what does tkw in etkw stand for

[reef rose]

what did he mean by this

[cunning blaze]

tikuwa

[hazy furnace]

@Heavy Raid ETKW on Jolly

[cunning blaze]

i have the gif but i wont send

[hazy furnace]

Yeah
1d mute not fun

[reef rose]

send to me

[dreamy rose]

this is a chikuwa

[ionic garden]

https://tenor.com/view/the-return-of-the-king-lord-of-the-rings-ro-tk-title-card-gif-22191928

[cunning blaze]

last time i sent the alien one i got no warn, maybe mods like me

[dreamy rose]

chikuwa

[empty pecan]

is that true

[cunning blaze]

check tkw pronouns

[empty pecan]

it seems to be true

i wonder if that shit is heat or naw

ive never really ate seafood or similar like that

[dreamy rose]

fishcake type thing

[dreamy rose]

.

[weary whale]

wet toilet paper with soy sauce

[dreamy rose]

[hazy furnace]

Ooh it’s that stuff

That’s delicious

[weary whale]

sharing a life hack gng

[hazy furnace]

It is tasty

[humble socket]

?

[hazy furnace]

Were you not around for that

That was ~April

[humble socket]

I have been absent for those months, between February and July

[sullen lily]

chinese fish cake

[dreamy rose]

aeq tag detected opinion discarded

[sullen lily]

sorry..

i like eating those when hot potting

[deep shale]

Publicly displaying the aeq tag is crazy

[reef rose]

@sour sequoia you can be my chinese fish cake

[sour sequoia]

what's a fish caje

[reef rose]

idk

[sour sequoia]

anyone wanna tcc

[hazy furnace]

Tasty stuff

I love it

[humble socket]

but no context is really needed, because I don’t see enough proof to say the whole guild is full of pedo, so I’m not gonna argue more. some made jokes, not my problem. some took those jokes as real, not my problem. if it was actually true, they’d take that info and build a real case, with no fear of losing — it’s just logic. and honestly, I’d rather be in a guild where there are pedos talking about their stuff but not acting on it, than not, just takes a bit of brain capacity.

[tardy garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1128301925461397525/1409321234088329216/attachment-3.gif

[hazy furnace]

Everyone knows ETKW isn’t actually full of PDFs

It’s just a joke now

Bc they had that channel up for so long

[pure belfry]

@everyone

I'm a minor

dms open

10 stx per edate

[dreamy rose]

hi dr. ead

[pure belfry]

hi!

[dreamy rose]

are you landofif 2?

[pure belfry]

who is landofif

[hazy furnace]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/769389893071536148/1071231790464905236/image_1.gif

[dreamy rose]

does he know?

[pure belfry]

nahida pfp is diabolical

[sullen lily]

honestly

i forgot where to turn it off

but its cool anyways

[cunning blaze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/917973975546605621/1400644269277970492/togif.gif

[dreamy rose]

piss tag

[humble socket]

https://tenor.com/view/hombre-trabajos-hora-de-aventura-negocios-businessman-gif-15861738

[dreamy rose]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/773108055558455296/1414652183302901922/aeqwarteam.gif

[hazy furnace]

Adopt a different tag

[sullen lily]

guys

[hazy furnace]

WYNN doesn’t invite hate for example

[dreamy rose]

aeq 🔥

[sullen lily]

should i take little wood

[hazy furnace]

Murder

[charred owl]

😋

[dreamy rose]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1030196507703513108/1413245561519210627/aeq.gif

[humble socket]

lel

[dreamy rose]

aeq should attack etkw

get them japanese warring

aeq will totally win trust

[tribal marten]

feudal overlord peter will not be happy with this

[cunning blaze]

feudal overlord 😭

[dreamy rose]

wouldnt a fedual overlord

just be a king

[sullen lily]

like

[cunning blaze]

kings wear crowns

[light solar]

is this a copypasta

[tribal marten]

king implies that the royal family is all fucked up from inbreeding

[hazy furnace]

This is my fav mod quote

[tribal marten]

i wouldn’t do that to peter

[hazy furnace]

Taken absolutely horrifically out of context

[dreamy rose]

what if peter was a hapsburg

[tribal marten]

then maybe i would

[dreamy rose]

gg

[tribal marten]

he doesn’t rly give off that vibe though

[charred owl]

that is very 2024

[dreamy rose]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/773108055558455296/1414652183302901922/aeqwarteam.gif

[charred owl]

ok

[plush raven]

They just letting anyone back in ong 😭

Triflame return soon

[light solar]

voidness return when

[plush raven]

Wackolo return

[dreamy rose]

lotnest return 😹

[late edge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/960148888910721054/1152591334834704464/image.gif

[sullen lily]

can i come back!

[timid blade]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-picture-not-funny-no-personality-cat-cat-images-and-gifs-mercy-overwatch-cats-angel-no-personality-cats-gif-2920273533671394257

[hazy furnace]

No

It was obviously sarcastic

[late edge]

😔

[late edge]

you rn

[timid blade]

https://tenor.com/view/reply-ping-discord-thanos-gif-24654532

Mods frivolously pinging me 🥀

[timid blade]

Already taken twin

[late edge]

hi @timid blade

[timid blade]

@late edge hi

[hazy furnace]

One of these messages is mutable, one of these is not

[late edge]

do u just ssearch for phrases and pray that a mod has said it?

[timid blade]

The duality of the world we live in 😔

[hazy furnace]

No those r old stuff

I haven’t screenshotted new mod quotes except for private guild quotes

Since ~aug

[late edge]

i sea 🌊

[timid blade]

hahahahahaha

I got it

[late edge]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-stop-it-i-dont-want-to-play-i-dont-want-to-i-dont-want-to-play-this-game-anymore-gif-9148150749665985218

[obsidian pagoda]

WTF

[hazy furnace]

This was my most recent screenshot of messages from anyone

[obsidian pagoda]

the nelton jumpscar

[charred owl]

i dont think you did

[late edge]

shhhh

may i interest anyone in some drugs lol

[obsidian pagoda]

yum

[timid blade]

KJ responding to my messages like moths to a fire

Do you like ts analogy

[hazy furnace]

Professions!

[late edge]

breaking bad

[timid blade]

They call me the modern-day Aristotle

[late edge]

the mod manager pay just isnt enough

[hazy furnace]

It’s volunteer unfortunately

Unlike ct managers

[late edge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/848916845981204484/1365961066928148520/watermark.gif

[timid blade]

https://tenor.com/view/reply-ping-discord-thanos-gif-24654532

[cunning blaze]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-business-milly-cat-meow-meow-gif-14864149024422805548

[humble socket]

?, is translated from spanish to english

[late edge]

clicking the @ off button is too much

[timid blade]

https://tenor.com/view/reply-ping-discord-thanos-gif-24654532

[cunning blaze]

what is left ping on

[late edge]

https://tenor.com/view/reply-ping-discord-thanos-gif-24654532

[timid blade]

Well whenever you do not right ping on you have left ping on

[timid blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1135952228033757224/1244057359014428754/caption.gif

[charred owl]

it si

is

[late edge]

this guy gets it

[cunning blaze]

i don't get it

can you explain

[late edge]

clicking the ping off button is hard

[cunning blaze]

it truly is, you have to move your mouse all the way to the right of the screen and click a small button while its near the stop reply one, its very hard

[dreamy rose]

its very hard

[reef rose]

say that again

[acoustic karma]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-stop-it-i-dont-want-to-play-i-dont-want-to-i-dont-want-to-play-this-game-anymore-gif-9148150749665985218

[cunning blaze]

that

[hollow temple]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1240447983883911249/1330689417509077073/togif.gif?width=542&height=676

[sour sequoia]

meow the fuck upp

[hollow temple]

https://tenor.com/view/kirana-kirana-yonome-kiranayonome-anime-anime-shy-gif-319747011309892943

[red tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/swimming-cats-kittens-swimming-lessons-gif-4316850680702973596

[high wave]

nah im not unbanned lmao

prolly wont be 🔥

[weary whale]

Eden high ranks

[turbid shuttle]

the

[hollow temple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/683028002254487607/1394220524455985182/togif_5.gif

[tribal marten]

o nah

[hollow temple]

always hating

[acoustic karma]

@high wave i miss you sometimes

when i think

[fresh slate]

nelston riot

[obtuse phoenix]

Yeah

[obsidian pagoda]

this is a sign ttto telos realms instread

[hazy furnace]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/893990169412268032/924374216827097119/image0.gif

[hazy furnace]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1020358656363073536/1387821743405535384/Add_a_heading.gif

Has anyone done an audit of their own guild?

Is anyone able to share amounts?

Curious to avg wealth of guilds

[drifting obsidian]

bro is looking to rob guild bank or something

[old flint]

Aequoia has roughly 7.44x10^8 emeralds in pouches in guild low rank. One could join and take all of it. ||I do not condone breaking the rules, this is not legal advice, don't bean me 🐟||

[dreamy rose]

aequoia

aeq seq merger

😹😭

[old flint]

Theoretically, one could also queue many attacks across the map to drain all their emeralds

[old flint]

naw, aequoia would never merge with sequitas

[dreamy rose]

What about A New Order [TIV]

[old flint]

..?

those who dont know

[primal stream]

[dreamy rose]

fucked up ano

[old flint]

Titans Inundated Valorant

[dreamy rose]

valorant 😭

[viral lichen]

@valid gull its your calling

[icy surge]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DO3OWpTj01d/

@shadow

fuck

[hollow temple]

why he keep leavin n banneding

[icy surge]

0 clu

[hazy furnace]

I’m not talking about guild bank, I’m curious to the average wealth of the members

[obtuse phoenix]

0.69 le per member

[late edge]

Not even being glazy but any random ahh recruit in aeq has a reso

[sour sequoia]

WTF

WTF

SO RICH

[obsidian pagoda]

Zamn

Annie momen

[late edge]

I thought u were banned

[obsidian pagoda]

Riad mpmnwt

[hazy furnace]

I am banned

[late edge]

didn’t know gni was rich like that

[obsidian pagoda]

Makes sense raids and annie be printijg hella mlney

[hazy furnace]

Just curious to other guilds avg wealth / member

[late edge]

Are we looking at median or mean 😭

[hazy furnace]

Mean

[obsidian pagoda]

Im wondering what my networh is

[late edge]

Zamn

[obsidian pagoda]

Ive spent so mhcb on randlm dumb shot and skipped so many annies

I def have less than like 50 annies

Mabye 25

[hazy furnace]

Less than 50 annies isn’t bad

It’s mostly about raising that’s profitable

[late edge]

Wouldn’t median be more representative

[obsidian pagoda]

Ain no one havkng the exaxt same amnt of le

[hazy furnace]

Almost all members of gni excepting me have 1k+ or 2k+ hrs

[obsidian pagoda]

Even give or take a stack prob

[hazy furnace]

Yeah, my very existence decreases the avg by a significant amount

Outliers are funny

[obsidian pagoda]

Js ezlcude tje outliers buh

[late edge]

So why are we not using median 😭

[obsidian pagoda]

Dam i have 2.4k hlurs

[late edge]

Me two

[obsidian pagoda]

I thknk ive spent like 35 stx on stupid pz cstack builds alone thata not helpong my networrh

[late edge]

I need to grind more playtime

coo l

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-what-you-deleted-cat-gif-25407007

[autumn void]

be an ecoer

[late edge]

The afk pool beckons

[dreamy rose]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1128301925461397525/1409321234088329216/attachment-3.gif

[hollow temple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1323080505788465152/1343187273776103515/togif.gif

[autumn void]

we hab

500mm raindrop in 24hr

😭

[red tartan]

超強颱風樺加沙的外圍雨帶開始影響廣東東部。樺加沙環流廣闊，風勢猛烈，對廣東沿岸構成嚴重威脅。按照現時預測，樺加沙會維持超強颱風的強度，於明日（9月24日）早上最接近珠江口一帶。預料本港今日稍後天氣開始急速轉壞，天文台將於今日下午2時20分改發八號烈風或暴風信號。

[shut skiff]

meow

[red tartan]

meow

[hazy furnace]

超强台风桦加沙的外围雨带开始影响广东东部。桦加沙环流广阔，风势猛烈，对广东沿岸构成严重威胁。按照现时预测，桦加沙会维持超强台风的强度，于明日（9月24日）早上最接近珠江口一带。预料本港今日稍后天气开始急速转坏，天文台将于今日下午2时20分改发八号烈风或暴风信号。

Actually readable now

Oh damn

That’s fucked

🙏

Hopefully not too much property damage

[shut skiff]

yy are you yapanese

[astral panther]

Wha

[sour sequoia]

hat does thsi mean

[red tartan]

超強颱風樺加沙的外圍雨帶開始影響廣東東部。樺加沙環流廣闊，風勢猛烈，對廣東沿岸構成嚴重威脅。按照現時預測，樺加沙會維持超強颱風的強度，於明日（9月24日）早上最接近珠江口一帶。預料本港今日稍後天氣開始急速轉壞，天文台將於今日下午2時20分改發八號烈風或暴風信號。

[sour sequoia]

whats that mean

[median locust]

超強颱風樺加沙的外圍雨帶開始影響廣東東部。樺加沙環流廣闊，風勢猛烈，對廣東沿岸構成嚴重威脅。按照現時預測，樺加沙會維持超強颱風的強度，於明日（9月24日）早上最接近珠江口一帶。預料本港今日稍後天氣開始急速轉壞，天文台將於今日下午2時20分改發八號烈風或暴風信號。

[dreamy rose]

i hope ur safe </3

also

[sour sequoia]

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FURRY STRAGITH AS A PARAGBOLA

[dreamy rose]

taiwan spotted in tokyo what does this say

[sour sequoia]

ni hao fin shyet

[red tartan]

celebrating the republic of china's 114th (double 10 day) anniversary
double 10 day celebration something
flag raising ceremony/i do not know what that is/performances/raffle

[median locust]

天文台會視乎樺加沙與香港的距離及本地風力變化，評估今晚較後時間至明日初時是否需要改發更高熱帶氣旋警告信號。
預料本港明日天氣持續惡劣，吹烈風至暴風，初時離岸及高地達颶風，有頻密狂風大驟雨及雷暴。海有極巨浪及湧浪，天文台呼籲市民遠離岸邊及停止所有水上活動。

[astral panther]

Awooga

[sour sequoia]

shut up furry

[median locust]

nuh uh

[red tartan]

香港天文台宣布會在今天（9月23日）下午2時20分發出八號熱帶氣旋警告信號，本港風勢將會增強。政府提醒返家路程偏遠、轉折或居住離島的市民，現應啟程回家。政府已通知屬下此類員工下班。 (23-09-2025 12:20)

[dawn glade]

wisedrag is the parabola

[hazy furnace]

I can’t read traditional easily 😭

I’m used to simplified

[autumn void]

@median locust @median locust when loxk in

[hazy furnace]

Am i cooked

[astral panther]

What the deal with a storm approaching in September 24 or something

[median locust]

when you come back to the guild

[hazy furnace]

Everyone I know can read both simplified and traditional

[red tartan]

cuz a storm is approaching in September 24

[astral panther]

Oh

Where

[median locust]

skill issue

[red tartan]

somewhere idk

[shut skiff]

you are a failure

[autumn void]

D:

[hazy furnace]

[autumn void]

but playojg wynncraft wont make u money

[hazy furnace]

🥹

[median locust]

城市大學是一所歷史悠久、學科齊全、學術實力雄厚、辦學特色鮮明，在國際上具有重要影響力與競爭力的綜合性大學，在多個學術領域具有非常前瞻的科技實力，擁有世界一流的實驗室與師資力量，各種排名均位於全球前列。歡迎大家報考城市大學。

[astral panther]

[autumn void]

i spent too much time playing wynncraft in my childhood instead of studying finances

[hazy furnace]

What’s the ranking

[autumn void]

[autumn void]

also do u know dis meme is from taiwan

its a copy pasta

[hazy furnace]

Damn

I wasn’t aware it’s a copypasta

[autumn void]

cuz its not the full version

我媽為了讓我脫單簡直不擇手段。

生日當天，她把一個無知少男塞進我房間，讓我自己拆。

拆完後我才知道：我想讓我媽送我禮物，我媽卻想讓我送命。

我過生日那天，喝得爛醉回到家，我媽給我打了個電話。

「禮物放你房間了，自己拆。」

我媽如此乾脆，我以為我想要的最新款包包已經到手了。

結果——我看見一個裹著浴巾的少年，安安靜靜地躺在那兒。

他裹的還是我那條粉色小浴巾，他的腿太長，我的浴巾太短，他上下失守。

我咽了咽口水。

「媽，你……你玩真的，多少錢？」我覺得我媽被她那群廣場舞姐妹帶壞了。

「我閨女想要的，媽媽再貴也給你買。」

我……

不就是前一陣她天天逼我相親，我都失敗後來了句，「信女願一生葷素搭配，求上天賜我個男朋友。」

難道我媽聽進去了？

「不是，媽這不合適吧……」

「害羞什麼，給你你就收著。」

我再次看向那少年，頭皮發麻，但一想到今天去同學會，被狗糧塞到吐的悲慘的自己，還是決定……拿下他。

浴巾解到一半，一隻手把我手摁住。

「你幹什麼？」他微微睜開眼，聲音低啞，眼神微醺。

我心裡咯噔一下。

幹什麼，幹……

他害羞了？

「要我關燈嗎？」我小聲地問。

他盯著我看了半分鐘。

啪……我關了燈。

想著他那張禍害人間的臉，我鼓起勇氣，在他臉上親了一口。

「姐姐多大？」他笑著阻止我亂動的手，磁性的嗓音鑽進我的耳朵，癢癢的。

我愣了一下，挑釁我？

「C……」我極不要臉地往上加了幾個 cup。

他沉默半晌，懶懶道：「我說的……是衣服的size。」

「S⋯⋯」我尷尬的說道。

「呵……」他輕笑一聲，緊接著笑得身子都在抖，「你確定？」一邊捏著我的肚子。

「M啦幹！」我憤怒地捶他。

「U。」他微笑地說。

CSMU。原來是中山醫學大學的學生。

私立中山醫學大學是一所積極新創、學科齊全、學術實力雄厚、辦學特色鮮明。在國際上具有重要影響力與競爭力的醫學大學，在多個學術領域具有非常前瞻的科技實力，擁有世界一流的實驗室與師資力量，各種排名均位於全球前列。歡迎大家報考中山醫學大學。

full version like this

[astral panther]

Omo

[autumn void]

💀

[astral panther]

Wow

[autumn void]

and theres different version for different university

[hazy furnace]

LAMOOOOO

Okay oh my hod

That is funny

[sour sequoia]

what does that even mean

[red tartan]

just read it

[hazy furnace]

It’s less funny translated

[sour sequoia]

I CAN'T

[red tartan]

try

[hazy furnace]

Learn Chinese

Never too late to start now

Plus, in 2025 you don’t actually even have to talk to people

[median locust]

mf only knows 1 language 😭

[hazy furnace]

You can talk to chatbots (real)

[tribal marten]

i lwk want to learn chinese

[sour sequoia]

who wants to do chinese rp

[hazy furnace]

Just learn to read and type

[tribal marten]

nevermind

yea

[dawn glade]

😭

[hazy furnace]

Speak / write is hell

[sour sequoia]

how to learn

do i use duo lingo

[keen isle]

omg yhats so awesome

[dawn glade]

duolingo

[tribal marten]

i mean realistically im never gonna be speaking or writing chinese

[sour sequoia]

hey whats wrong with that

[tribal marten]

duolingo is ass

[hazy furnace]

Putonghua isn’t bad but I’ve been wanting to learn Sichuanhua for a while and it’s so bizarre

[sour sequoia]

what should i use

[autumn void]

咕咕嘎嘎

[hazy furnace]

I swear to god you had to grow up with that

[autumn void]

喵喵

呱呱

[tribal marten]

what is she saying .

[red tartan]

喵

[sour sequoia]

what's this mean

[hazy furnace]

Meowing

[dawn glade]

something like "Cluck-cluck, quack-quack"

[autumn void]

https://gugugaga.net

:3

[tribal marten]

😭

[dawn glade]

at least thats what deepl is telling me

[hazy furnace]

喵喵喵🐱

[sour sequoia]

is deepseek a better translator at chinese than chstgpt

[tribal marten]

insane website

[dawn glade]

i have no idea

[hazy furnace]

I think

[dawn glade]

wtf is this 😭

[autumn void]

idk

[sour sequoia]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DO6Ej73gIoV/?igsh=MW52MGI2Z3lydTV0dw==

fexuary

Collaborators are distancing themselves. For instance, Kali Uchis is reportedly in the process of removing the song Crashing (which she sang with d4vd) from streaming services. #popular #fypage #viralreels #celeste #d4vd #viralvideos #music #rip #fypagee❤️❤️ #news

Likes

4095

Instagram

[autumn void]

a gugugaga website i made

[autumn void]

hii itwoceru

[tribal marten]

this is just slop? 😭

[sour sequoia]

no its an actual song

he wrote for her

[median locust]

你真他媽的可愛

[tribal marten]

o

i did not open it .

ok well i can’t open it

my insta account has been lost to the void

[sour sequoia]

gg

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DOcMNR6CNZ_/?igsh=MWVyd2g1c3lkaGY3MQ==

kedilarindunyasi

Likes

7514

Instagram

[autumn void]

https://tenor.com/view/colon-three-kitty-crumb-cuptoat-heavy-gif-15723533476185307497

[obtuse phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-thinking-think-duhh-ooga-booga-gif-9739881547751097035

[hazy furnace]

Sameee

[median locust]

yo wtf how do i join that guild

[hazy furnace]

When I tried to make a insta account a couple months back it says the email has been already used for an insta account, that account is banned, and it’s past appeal time. I don’t recall ever using insta

Could ban evade but I don’t use insta

Never has

Discord is all I need

[autumn void]

what....

so freak wtf

[sour sequoia]

well well well

[red tartan]

???

[sour sequoia]

this is not new...

[icy surge]

p2w elixir theory

ignore my zappies level

[empty pecan]

i wish i knew what they were saying

[autumn void]

u dont

just gugugaga :3

[light solar]

you're running mk you deserve to lose

[autumn void]

@median locust teach me how to play dis

like wtf 😭

[empty pecan]

ask chatgpt

[autumn void]

they dont know instruments

[empty pecan]

i would disagree

[autumn void]

thats a bad prompt

[light solar]

put it in a midi player and copy

[autumn void]

u can only indicate tha they can name 5 instruments

not play 5 instruments

[fresh slate]

do NOT learn chinese

[light solar]

name 10 books

[empty pecan]

this could be right idk

[fresh slate]

yeah thats right

[autumn void]

yes

[sour sequoia]

the cat in the hag

[empty pecan]

what were those numbers

were they isbn possibly

[autumn void]

no idea:3

[obtuse phoenix]

Constituição Federal de 1988

[sour sequoia]

the cat in the hat

green eggs and ham

sam da man

[light solar]

https://tenor.com/view/very-silly-cat-silly-silly-cat-very-cool-gif-5299134979516050166

[autumn void]

@median locust are we going to make moneyif i ojin back

[obtuse phoenix]

Yes

0.69 le per day

[median locust]

erm

im still busy

math is hard

[light solar]

whats 9+10

[primal stream]

[red tartan]

[autumn void]

when will u

stop busy

[lone aspen]

Lest clash our royal together

[red tartan]

"busy"

[sour sequoia]

"math"

[autumn void]

oh....

💔

[median locust]

tf you mean by "math"

[sour sequoia]

nice math buddy

[light solar]

the math is figuring out how much xp and mats are needed to max profs!!

[red tartan]

the humble profs spreadsheet

[median locust]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

proffing is a game of optimization yes

and it needs math

and it is hard

[sour sequoia]

oh ok

[winter iris]

When are you coming bac

[autumn void]

when awman is back

[icy surge]

nice maths

[autumn void]

waman is cute

@sour sequoia

i tried orchids

its actually somewhat insane

i would put it above v0

but the free credit u can have is really sad

[sour sequoia]

orchids?

is tthat a model

[winter iris]

waman is barack

[autumn void]

buddy

[light solar]

OBAMA??

[autumn void]

its the thing u told me

💀

i told u to not watching too much tiktoks

here comes the consequence!

[sour sequoia]

OH

my bad

i have like

a bad memory

[autumn void]

not that bad 😭

its not even

a week

[shut skiff]

pls join nia

.<

[plush raven]

I value my testosterone

[sour sequoia]

will i become a cat boy if i join

[shut skiff]

perhaps

[shut skiff]

you can be a manly catboy!

[sour sequoia]

meow meow meow

WTF

catman

[shut skiff]

you don’t have to be a twink to be a catboy

that’s a stereotype

[sour sequoia]

oh ok

[plush raven]

True

[red tartan]

meow

[sour sequoia]

can you be a femboy catboy

[shut skiff]

yes

[sour sequoia]

waow

[plush raven]

Dunadunadunadunadunadunadunaduna catmannnnn

[sour sequoia]

[plush raven]

If my current guild leader doesn't give me the tome (any tome) i've been needing for 2 years i may move over

[sour sequoia]

uh oh

ur gonna turn into a catboy

[plush raven]

CatMAN trust

[sour sequoia]

surely......

before you know it...

[autumn void]

Nyafuria

[tacit rivet]

Wtf

[sour sequoia]

femboy furia

[red tartan]

:3

[tacit rivet]

We have like 1

[sour sequoia]

who is it

[tacit rivet]

A3

[sour sequoia]

oh

dang

my condolences

[tacit rivet]

Do we need more

[sour sequoia]

yeah

definitely

[tacit rivet]

G com seems to have a lot nowadays

[sour sequoia]

uh oh

[tacit rivet]

Maybe I gotta advertise here

[sour sequoia]

good idea

[tribal marten]

its true they came out of nowhere

ok they didn’t actually come out of nowhere

[sour sequoia]

the racist to femboy pipeline is strong

[tribal marten]

i feel like the racists just left

[tribal marten]

it goes the other way too

[sour sequoia]

woah

[tribal marten]

two lane road between racist and femboy

idk why but there r so many of them

[tacit rivet]

That’s a thing?

[sour sequoia]

maybe the ideal human build is a racist femboy

[tribal marten]

yes…

[sour sequoia]

and everyone is just converging to that point

[tribal marten]

i think i would actually kms before i got there

[sour sequoia]

my bad

[tribal marten]

u may be projecting

[sour sequoia]

erm

[tacit rivet]

So how can I like separate the batches for recruitment

[autumn void]

@shut skiff is this real

[shut skiff]

yes

[sour sequoia]

use a3 as bait

then reel the rod in

[shut skiff]

im an aspiring femboy

[tribal marten]

save urself

[sour sequoia]

what does that mean

[shut skiff]

i’m not quite there yet

[sour sequoia]

oh ok

what are you missing

[shut skiff]

i’m too scared to shave my legs

[tacit rivet]

I’m gonna put on the lari skin and sit in recruitmrnt party

[shut skiff]

i cut myself last time

[sour sequoia]

oh

scary

there are like other options but idk if theyre the healthiest

[tacit rivet]

Shove some acid on it

Burn it wwwy

Away

[tribal marten]

Do Not Tell Children To Use Nair

[sour sequoia]

uh oh

[tacit rivet]

Is that a hair remover

[sour sequoia]

i think its like a chemical thingy

that removes hair

[autumn void]

patpat

[tacit rivet]

My dad used something similar on his head once

[sour sequoia]

although its kinda sus cause i heard bad things about it

[tacit rivet]

I think it took a bit to come bad

Back

[sour sequoia]

i think the tech is just laser

[shut skiff]

why would one want to remove his head hair

[shut skiff]

i know someone who did that

[tacit rivet]

He wanted to be bald for a bit

[sour sequoia]

maybe he's sexy as a baldie

https://tenor.com/view/screaming-lex-luthor-superman-aaah-raging-gif-11297985997473498830

[tacit rivet]

Easier to wash hair

[sour sequoia]

like this guy

has so much aura

when he's bald

[shut skiff]

lex luthor is so cringe in that movie ngl

[sour sequoia]

wow ok

ur my OPP now

lex luthie is my goat

[tribal marten]

ok listen up. the REAL tech is to go to a program where they’re training students to do electrolysis (or laser i guess) and be the test subject

[sour sequoia]

erm

[shut skiff]

oh my bad gang

[tribal marten]

and then it is free

[sour sequoia]

😭

[tribal marten]

instead of costing u your salary

[sour sequoia]

is this what you did

[tribal marten]

no comment

[sour sequoia]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1252806554722238474/1404608397160218726/ohno.gif

[tacit rivet]

What do you do if you want that hair back

[shut skiff]

too bad

[candid cape]

meow

[tribal marten]

uh you cry ab it

that shit is gone

*mostly

[sour sequoia]

why is ur pfp an ugly cat

[candid cape]

so mean

[tacit rivet]

Like it’s an extra layer of stuff in the winter so I can stay warm

[tribal marten]

if u get laser it’ll come back in some years probably

[sour sequoia]

i shaved my legs like 5 years ago and ts has not grown back

[tribal marten]

if u get electrolysis i mean its like. burning the root of your hair follicle. so.

[shut skiff]

it’s fucking hot over here

i don’t need it realistically

[tacit rivet]

It’s cold over here

It got to 60f the other day

[sour sequoia]

just wear layers i think

[tribal marten]

What.

[sour sequoia]

60F IS LIKE THE PERFECT TEMPERATURE

[tribal marten]

true

[sour sequoia]

yeah idk i just have like

[tacit rivet]

Wtf

[sour sequoia]

not anlot of body hair in general

[tribal marten]

yea neither

[tacit rivet]

I set my car ac to like 70

[shut skiff]

i’m cooked

swingy weather

[sour sequoia]

wtf is an elat

[shut skiff]

i’m gonna get fried in a few hours

[tribal marten]

why would you post that 😭

[tacit rivet]

What’s that in American

[sour sequoia]

elat

[autumn void]

@sour sequoia which better looking

[shut skiff]

i’m on vacation

[sour sequoia]

whwre elat

[tribal marten]

ah

[shut skiff]

that’s not my place of living

[shut skiff]

google it

[sour sequoia]

second one

[autumn void]

ok

@shut skiff choose one

[sour sequoia]

OH WTF

i didjt know ur from israel

[shut skiff]

meow

[shut skiff]

this one looks cleaner imo

[autumn void]

oh

ok

[median locust]

@autumn void these mfs dont even want to retake corkus

[autumn void]

second win

[sour sequoia]

for some reason i thought u were chinese ngl

[autumn void]

who

thehy dont know how to prob

[tribal marten]

isn’t the cat in his pfp literally wearing the jewish thingy

i forgot what its called

[sour sequoia]

oh

idk

[tribal marten]

shebollah or something.

[median locust]

im literally doing eco they just have to help war sob

[sour sequoia]

a hijab?

[tribal marten]

wait that might be so wrong

[median locust]

im trying to solo drain

[tacit rivet]

Azkaban

[autumn void]

we literally got 5 player who actually know whats wars and how that work

me

you

waman

kohoyo

hayden

[shut skiff]

no lol

[autumn void]

nobody else

[shut skiff]

that’s a random cat

[tribal marten]

😭😭😭😭

[shut skiff]

i found him in berlin last summer

[sour sequoia]

gg

wtf

[tribal marten]

ok did i get the thing right though

idk what its spelled as

[shut skiff]

i don’t know what a shebolah is

[tribal marten]

fuck

[sour sequoia]

WTF

[shut skiff]

do you mean a kipa

[tribal marten]

hang on

[sour sequoia]

lips?

[tacit rivet]

Bro I logged on once and the entire claim was a vlow

[tribal marten]

Kippah.

[tacit rivet]

They were regenning with 0 defenses

[median locust]

they cant eco 😭

[sour sequoia]

regen eco trust

[median locust]

i woke up

claim was wiped

tribs to tsd borrowing scrap was still not cut.

[sour sequoia]

ruwr is just full of generous people

[tribal marten]

hey i mean its the fastest way to regen

[sour sequoia]

prof regen eco truth nuke

[tribal marten]

prof em seek eco

1x4 all terrs

[sour sequoia]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1252806554722238474/1404608397160218726/ohno.gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1175195380191858788/1417433720075325510/togif.gif

[tacit rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/980498856838070354/1418782055831044188/image.png?ex=68d353c1&is=68d20241&hm=b299ad807a0f10378aa70295fa07118075c2713f4e9ae60765dbee77a372f921&

I soloed the hq after some time

[tribal marten]

[sour sequoia]

6 minutes gg

i woukd get bored and just leave

[tribal marten]

just scroll reels mid war duh

[sour sequoia]

the most ill ever solo is like

[shut skiff]

mommy asmr motivational

[sour sequoia]

10m eho

ehp

unless its a guild i really hate

[light solar]

war with your feet to maximize reel scrollin

[tacit rivet]

It was kinda drained but was funny

[sour sequoia]

wait haveu. guysseen

the new meta glasses

u can like

[tacit rivet]

Ye I re popped auras over halfway

[median locust]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/773108055558455296/1412228203195535360/attachment.gif

[sour sequoia]

doomscroll with glasses

[tribal marten]

that seems cooked

blue light now just .5 inches away from your eyes 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[light solar]

i like the color blue tho

[shut skiff]

can the meta glasses actually fix my vision though

[tacit rivet]

For real bro

[shut skiff]

like would i need to wear another pair below

[sour sequoia]

https://youtube.com/shorts/w9qLqcfMH70?si=zgaj_N0VHHzOwE4X

[tacit rivet]

It works

[autumn void]

and that 5 is now 1

[sour sequoia]

its like overlayed over ur normal vision

[autumn void]

maybe 0 soon

[sour sequoia]

and other ppl cant see the screen from rhe outside

[autumn void]

also i think thats a

ok nvm

thats not me

or anyone else

[shut skiff]

my normal visions kinda bad though

[light solar]

guy in the vid looks like a huge nerd

[autumn void]

we did that on kander but not corkus

[sour sequoia]

u can get prescription lenses with it

i think

[shut skiff]

wow

[tribal marten]

that’s cool actually

[tacit rivet]

Someone said it was a bug or something bc they set it to like 2.5 atk soeed

[tribal marten]

‘bug’

[tacit rivet]

I dunno how that even happens but hey free hq

[shut skiff]

it was a skill issue

they just don’t want to admit it

[sour sequoia]

anti blood pool defense i think

[atomic glacier]

new gens dont know this lore..

[sour sequoia]

new tech

[atomic glacier]

ngl 0 0 11 11 is like anti solo tech

it came back

[tribal marten]

one time a guild i was sniping 0 0 11 11ed hq cause they thought we were running 3 tank 2 healer in thorns meta

we were not

still took fkn ages tho

[atomic glacier]

i did it to avo and we drained before avo finished the 6 minute attack and some random guild took it

i remember the 0/0/11/11 meta

[tribal marten]

LMAO

[atomic glacier]

holy cancer

[tribal marten]

yea

but then ppl would run like

3 dps 2 ii

on conns

[atomic glacier]

wouldnt it need to be 3 ii

[tribal marten]

wait no other way around

yea

[atomic glacier]

cuz multi 2

i mean it was only cancer on conns

[tribal marten]

yea i mean idk

001111 hq is kind of a special tactic

[atomic glacier]

aura fail pray

[tribal marten]

I Would Never Hit An Aura

[sour sequoia]

😭 😭

[atomic glacier]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/962577532505440280/972665636721401866/caption.gif

poop shart never forget 😔

only hichas will know

[shut skiff]

i would never fail aura

[tribal marten]

beang was actually so braindead when she didn’t care lol

[atomic glacier]

beang 💔

bean goat..

[tribal marten]

we still took this tower btw

[tacit rivet]

Terrifying thought

[atomic glacier]

i think i was there

[tribal marten]

bean goat and bean banned

u were

[tacit rivet]

Otuclop solo dps the dry

[tribal marten]

we were both malding

at her

[atomic glacier]

classic

[tribal marten]

i have the recording somewhere

[shut skiff]

never happened

[atomic glacier]

is bean goat and bean banned public knowledge

[tribal marten]

on my old hard drive

[tribal marten]

No

[atomic glacier]

bean brick 💔

[tribal marten]

but i don’t think bean banned cares

HAHAHAHA noooo

[tacit rivet]

U gotta hop on reso bud

[shut skiff]

meow

[atomic glacier]

we just talking in code to the uninitiated.. 💔

[valid gull]

What the hell do you want shitter7 i quit this game months ago

[tacit rivet]

Fail aura we all explode

[tribal marten]

i am going to make a niche fabled so overpowered that it makes psionic koh mage healer the meta again

[tribal marten]

noob down

[shut skiff]

you seem like you are from some angry balkan country

[valid gull]

British

[shut skiff]

close enough

[tribal marten]

ouch

[tacit rivet]

Rip

Sorry for ur loss

[atomic glacier]

british people hate other cities almsot as mucha s the balkans hate each other

[valid gull]

Is wynn community still aids or has that changed

[shut skiff]

very aids

[tacit rivet]

It’s less worse

[valid gull]

I hate the uk more than anything

[tacit rivet]

Less bad I mean

[valid gull]

Shithole of a country

[atomic glacier]

ngl wynn community only aids if you stay in big guilds and dealw ith guild community

[tribal marten]

^

[shut skiff]

please please do it’s so fun

[valid gull]

😭 so real

[shut skiff]

i need mage healer to do like 3m dps

[atomic glacier]

its like 100x better if ur ina guild with people you liek and dont have to deal with random shitter #27 starting drama

[shut skiff]

can you make it happen linny

[valid gull]

Also hello panda its been a while

[atomic glacier]

hello

[tribal marten]

i will try my bestest

[shut skiff]

thank you

[valid gull]

Tbf i started most of them i was in 😭

[tribal marten]

the problem is whenever i buff mage healer with a fabled ppl start using it outside of wars to be completely invincible and then the item makers get mad at me

[atomic glacier]

gg

[tacit rivet]

Ur ct can u make a TastySpud exclusive item that grants me a billion damage

[atomic glacier]

some people would say its already like this

(it is)

[tribal marten]

shhh

[atomic glacier]

monster riftwalker is literally already unkillable and it has none of the lb upgrades

[tribal marten]

idk i still stand by psionic not being good

[atomic glacier]

who doesnt

[tribal marten]

for general gameplay

even pre nerf

[valid gull]

Okay im going back to my holiday byebye gcomm

[atomic glacier]

bye

[tribal marten]

cya

[atomic glacier]

dawg

mage heal needs like

[tribal marten]

i know :/