guild_community

[tardy garnet]

aren't UK geese white and disgusting

[stable quest]

a canada goose is literally the name for the specific species of goose shown by sir axolotl and 77yerig

[deft glen]

https://tenor.com/view/mishachu-cat-squish-mishasquish-gif-26167240

[tardy garnet]

Geese be geekin it

[stable quest]

I think canada geese are now commonly found in the uk because they were introduced there

[tardy garnet]

I love these goobers

[deft glen]

Maybe that's the case since i've seen these

Maybe they just fly

[stable quest]

how could they fly across the whole atlantic ocean they are not water birds 💀

[tardy garnet]

brother.

they are

Migratiry

Migratiry

Musjdbf

[deft glen]

obama

[stable quest]

YEAH THEY FLY OVER LAND

[tardy garnet]

but yeah they were probably brought over

[stable quest]

NOT OVER A WHOLE OCEAN

[deft glen]

misinformation

[sour sequoia]

goob

[subtle valve]

geese are evil

[tardy garnet]

they're silly

[subtle valve]

they’re Evil

[hazy furnace]

Looks like a nice park. Housing prices near there must not be cheap

Those geese r more aggressive than the geese im used to they’re even walking around

[tardy garnet]

its in ontario housing prices are never cheap

[hazy furnace]

Geese near me don’t walk around as much as the geese in your video did

[hazy furnace]

Oh ontario rip your housing market is more fucked than where I live

[tardy garnet]

its breeding season so they're fukkin and getting all agressive

[icy surge]

my ranked teammates

[sour sequoia]

i love geese

[stable quest]

I knew I recognized the area

[tardy garnet]

bro is gonna doxx me fr

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1169368506509295720/1259573297516122152/f7c9323cd624578daa0ef6cc5145a257.gif

[stable quest]

I have probably been to the city from the video you posted before

[tardy garnet]

if u looked for unis in ontario probably

[stable quest]

No I live in ontario as well xD

[tardy garnet]

lmfao

[icy surge]

guild comm meetup

[tardy garnet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1331368726708097127/1346950969895682140/aura_success_real.gif?=&width=175&height=128

i do not want to meet a single wynn player irl

[stable quest]

https://tenor.com/view/an-emoji-disintegrating-in-pain-gif-22507163

[sour sequoia]

100 femboys

vs 100 racists

[icy surge]

ill be the racer

[stable quest]

💀

[green elbow]

They'll be teaching this in history in 50 years

[tardy garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/724581180841656360/1356456951998840873/attachment.gif

[shut skiff]

@halcyon stratus would you be team femboys or team racists?

[halcyon stratus]

why are you asking an arab this question 💔 (the latter)

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1338576870647791686/1345411551502401566/caption-9.gif

[whole drift]

W

[deep shale]

[tardy garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/701383913511059460/919345496529723572/caption.gif

this is one of the oldest gifs I have saved

And I have hundreds

[deep shale]

We do not talk about avo conns yesterday

[stable quest]

aura fail gaming

[ivory holly]

sniped them anyway so we ball

[night oracle]

coughs

[brave condor]

Are there any mods stalking gcomm willing to answer a query

[frail niche]

Yeah I can

[brave condor]

Hello MemeBard .

[frail niche]

Hello Aethei .

[dawn glade]

What's up. Can maybe

[brave condor]

alr, I'll dm

[night oracle]

coughs

[rapid arch]

Please dont

[viral lichen]

too late I got sick

[obsidian otter]

it was NOT me this time

[obsidian otter]

I didn't even war

[shut skiff]

:3

hi aethei !

[brave condor]

Ello

[night oracle]

coughs

[shut skiff]

May i offer you a cough drop dolores?

[night oracle]

no, coughs

[green elbow]

This is a doctor speaking how may i help you

[warm knoll]

Vs 1 MeteorMes

[viral lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/house-house-md-murder-lupus-gif-6955091101110819613

[night oracle]

coughs

[acoustic karma]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1325911581363798026/1343874901467201546/wiggle_cat.gif

[sharp fulcrum]

Aint no way meteormes still alive

[warm knoll]

im healthy

[sharp fulcrum]

Good

[warm knoll]

GAMER ALERT!! Your guild's outpost Banded Desert Outpost has been captured by Titans_valor

[tender lark]

This is fake MeteorMes

An impostor

Tripulante

[warm knoll]

I am real

so real

[deft glen]

tough asf

[night oracle]

coughs

[tender lark]

@warm knoll would u fw me if I was a femboy

[night oracle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/493861626525515777/967635641452097636/fuckmedaddyharderohyeailovecokcimsocissyfemboy.gif?=&width=592&height=662

[acoustic karma]

This is fake asthae

Real asthae died last year

[ivory holly]

@uneven reef this is U!

[warm knoll]

no but we can be friends

[tender lark]

why wouldn't u fw me

[warm knoll]

I don't know you sir

[tender lark]

pls don't sir me :3

[acoustic karma]

Meteormes

Do u fw me

Im like very cool

Das all u gotta know

[warm knoll]

ign?

[viral lichen]

[23:58:30] ========================================
Tower Stats - Initial

Ahmsord Outskirts [ETKW]
✣ Damage: 17549 - 26325
➡ Attack Speed: 4.70x
❤ Health: 10725000
⛨ Defense: 90.00%

       Tower Stats - End           

========================================
Ahmsord Outskirts [ETKW]
✣ Damage: 17549 - 26325
➡ Attack Speed: 4.70x
❤ Health: 0
⛨ Defense: 90.00%
🕑 Time in War: 41s
⚔ DPS: 2.6M

[hazy furnace]

etkw in sky? tf?

ah good ratc reclaimed

etkw should be offmap guild

[lapis sand]

[night oracle]

coughs

[viral lichen]

we took hq ye they still snaking

[viral lichen]

getting team this time is crazy

anyways its good we finally got tres reset tbh

[hazy furnace]

vhigh treasury = ticking timer to death, high treasury = live in perpetual fear, medium treasury invites easy snaking, low tres and vlow tres r not fun to snake.

[hazy furnace]

ico is super stratified tbh, promotions to hr have taken weeks to months

to vote on, which is not corporate at all since theres no reason for a corporation to make promotions difficult.

[night oracle]

coughs

[hazy furnace]

if it is anything its oligarchy

but most wynn guilds r oligarchy

[warm knoll]

ARE U SiCK

[hazy furnace]

small group (High ranked) holds power and decide stuff

theres a few guilds that are closer to dictatorship where the gu owner does everyhting but thats rare because managing large guilds is hard

[night oracle]

no im fine, wbu?

[viral lichen]

healer got hit by mobs ggs

guard ate aura due to lag

[ivory holly]

imagine failing aura

[green elbow]

ye honestly i didnt pay attention in med school ill just ask chatgpt

[night oracle]

coughs

[ivory holly]

i can tell its lung cancer

too much vaping

[viral lichen]

[00:20:11] ========================================
Tower Stats - Initial

Ahmsord [ETKW]
✣ Damage: 4400 - 6600
➡ Attack Speed: 0.50x
❤ Health: 14520000
⛨ Defense: 90.00%

       Tower Stats - End           

========================================
Ahmsord [ETKW]
✣ Damage: 4400 - 6600
➡ Attack Speed: 0.50x
❤ Health: 0
⛨ Defense: 90.00%
🕑 Time in War: 52s
⚔ DPS: 2.8M

hey I aura dodged!

[ivory holly]

ye no u def needed to dodge aura on that one

scary stats

[green elbow]

chatgpt said i should ask an actual doctor
you're cooked
say goodbye

[night oracle]

coughs

[hazy furnace]

lmao what

those stats r funny

zero ore moment

i wonder if that tower is soloable w like solo monster

[acoustic karma]

Mocomochi

[hazy furnace]

or if the tower will buff enoguh to kill monster

[acoustic karma]

They are ragebaiters

[hollow temple]

meow meow meow

[green elbow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1206945599543320626/1368931196179972096/togif.gif

[torpid ore]

fat conn

[viral lichen]

yea we tried 3 conn

[hazy furnace]

145.2m effective hp
monster solo does like 80k maximum if you have god rolls max aspects, but we'll assume 60k because thats more reasonable and normal
2420 seconds to kill
40.3333333 minutes 😨

[viral lichen]

first attempt, healer aura failed

[hazy furnace]

how much does tower buff increase damage?

[viral lichen]

2nd attempt, guard aura failed

[green elbow]

its like 11x after 13 mins

[viral lichen]

a lot

[hazy furnace]

ah unfortunately not soloable

w no consu

[green elbow]

wat typa consu you bringing for a 40 minute war

[viral lichen]

2nd attempt we got it to like 2m hp before guard decided to lag

[summer cove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/960417568441643028/1138242352486547496/7v227h.gif

[green elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/girl-dinner-silly-sparkle-cardboard-box-gif-15913479770029813854

[torpid ore]

sigil so i can die

[green elbow]

🔥

[hazy furnace]

i mean if you can get to 240k dps itll be like a 10min war and thats going to be like 60k dps which is tankable if you eat a shit ton of hp and heal consu

so just eat everything ig

https://youtu.be/DJoXm6dYyjs?si=3r2dZ9Wez9gHfEmG

foudn the video

eating shit ton of consu makes magic happen

[hollow temple]

Is this aura spot...

[ivory holly]

prope war team

[viral lichen]

our healer was on wrong tree entire time

🔥

[ivory holly]

fred would never make those mistakes 🫡 🙏

[hollow temple]

Share tree !

[viral lichen]

he threw together tree last minute and fucked it so single totem

[ivory holly]

W healer

[deft glen]

what happened to you

[tender lark]

id rather not elaborate

[deft glen]

perfection

[deft glen]

oh no, fool

[warm knoll]

what has warring become?

[tender lark]

What has MeteorMes become

[deft glen]

older

[warm knoll]

wiser

[eager gull]

Hey thats me

[eager gull]

U just eat the early auras, thats why i moved out at the end

[hollow temple]

+Aura 😎

[eager gull]

Gg

[hollow temple]

Aight my bad

[eager gull]

Only 1stx per attempt 👍

And i did 3

I forgot half the consu on 2nd one

[hollow temple]

Can't you use something other than monster if most of your ehp comes from consumables

[eager gull]

Lament probably scales better with consu yea

[hollow temple]

Was thinking moreso fatal

Or quetz

[eager gull]

Eh the 4k hp monster adds is better than the dmg increase on fatal imo

For lament it just makes psionic pretense moment possible which could outscale but idk the dmg

[warm knoll]

For the record I am very straight

[eager gull]

For fatal and quetz u also need to put a lot of skill pts into str or dex which makes consu scale worse

[warm knoll]

I ate a lot of consus in taq

[green elbow]

thats exactly what a homosexual person would say

[eager gull]

Rainbow potion drinker

[warm knoll]

We had our own textures pack for consus

[uneven reef]

stop

[warm knoll]

Nia for nya

[uneven reef]

am not femboy

and ghast

[tender lark]

Smart

[ivory holly]

u dont need to deny it

[uneven reef]

is ekitten

[tender lark]

I know that's cap
FN,

[warm knoll]

do u like me

[uneven reef]

u're eating catfood today

dry one

behave

[tender lark]

only if you're gay

[ivory holly]

@uneven reef no need to act tough !

[warm knoll]

im not gay im not a character u can ship

[tender lark]

I lowkey ship u and nynnf

[green elbow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/316978886087016449/1137986841421828116/9055BC1F-D4A9-43DF-A5FD-8D50F584C1C0.gif

[tender lark]

💀💀💀💀

[uneven reef]

don't feed him more pics

[green elbow]

i will do the exact opposite.

[tender lark]

This is my dream physique personally

[green elbow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/879703733016068186/998077734045618176/catmaid.gif

[warm knoll]

Is your desire for women that high that u turn yourself into one?

[tender lark]

Ok I've seen enough

[tender lark]

Basically yea

[green elbow]

ok but have you seen

[uneven reef]

smh

[green elbow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/361194799744679947/1160821215246692423/wisedragon.gif?ex=65360e00&is=65239900&hm=42bb2f612e2b5ebab650d5c9891ddb12475b0b4b6c15b2bd904b2f99bc61d3e9&

[tender lark]

I have that mod too

[warm knoll]

why so many text bubble memes

[tender lark]

Cuz the chat is boring

[green elbow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1124039310899937332/1138643931391860806/togif.gif

[tender lark]

You are cooked gang

[uneven reef]

I LOVE WOMEN

[light blaze]

asthae

[tender lark]

What's up 19

[warm knoll]

🤣

[uneven reef]

you rat, if the alligations spread just make sure to lock ur windows

[shut skiff]

i feel like this guy has a self glazing complex

[green elbow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/ephemeral-attachments/773108055558455296/1374007126267269230/togif.gif

wtf lf embed

[warm knoll]

no i like making memes

[tender lark]

Fail

[warm knoll]

when I was taq i made lots of memes about myself but also other members

[ivory holly]

ur finished

[tender lark]

Probably for the better that it didn't load

[uneven reef]

u want to make me finish?

[tender lark]

Seems like it worked

[green elbow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1074846521339674715/1317194633293463672/attachment-2.gif

[tender lark]

FIREEEE

[ivory holly]

thats how you'd like it huh

[green elbow]

freaky nerfuria

[hollow temple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1206945599543320626/1368931196179972096/togif.gif

[tender lark]

Make one that's like Wynncraft without MeteorMes and it's slumbs or something

[warm knoll]

no he said too much self glaze

[tender lark]

Keep glazing

[green elbow]

Wynncraft without wynncraft

[uneven reef]

i just make sure to reward my good kittens

now get on top of the bed already

[tender lark]

WTFFF ARE U SAYINGGG

[green elbow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1127672988817440950/1373416223244812379/watermark.gif

[tender lark]

we used to TNA together man what happened 2 u

[ivory holly]

omg 1000 emeralds are u trying to imply im open for prostitution???!?!?

[green elbow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/262010576295821312/1370428814215221360/saltedsex.gif

[uneven reef]

am good i swear

just trying to defend myself

from femboy alligations

[tender lark]

🐊 alligations

[ivory holly]

you will never succeed

[ivory holly]

@uneven reef :

[uneven reef]

i swear to god i fear notifications in this channel

[green elbow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1212499549533249626/1225921213935779850/togif.gif

[ivory holly]

i'll keep it up

[shut skiff]

meow

[ivory holly]

@uneven reef :

[uneven reef]

just be careful tonight

ok?

[ivory holly]

what will u do

[ivory holly]

.

[uneven reef]

ohw good boy wants to hear what i'd do with him

[tiny violet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1168966150353338502/1272229100622319687/reaction_gif.gif?ex=682c03ee&is=682ab26e&hm=9e9f081d2b5d35c8011a4bd3efd927d8978997ed86a6bc675060f4aeb161421e&=

[ivory holly]

@uneven reef :

[warm knoll]

why no real boys

[uneven reef]

it's fine

i lock in and raid

smh

[tender lark]

TS chat is so cooked .

[ivory holly]

u lock in and serve the masters at ur maid cafe

[uneven reef]

imma spank you

STOP

[deft glen]

I cannot say that i miss triflame
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1346038197850996850/1374013836738428938/IMG_7512.png?ex=682c819a&is=682b301a&hm=218db39b506f7d6223366460544ba96c5b6c263bd331592134fb75d3d38e8f0d&=&width=439&height=952

[ivory holly]

nuh uh

[warm knoll]

id never do this

[deft glen]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1346038197850996850/1374015087916089384/IMG_7515.png?ex=682c82c4&is=682b3144&hm=8fd94ea673881d9fa3f192cc08e3b1a3356b11ca35051884d484faecce03a2fa&=&width=439&height=952

10 days later 😭

[deft glen]

Thank god

[shut skiff]

what am i reading

too much edating in one paragraph

[warm knoll]

I never did this either

[shut skiff]

can we replace good110 with this guy

i like him better

[timid kiln]

insanity DZZ chief 💀

[shut skiff]

who’s dzz

i uh

no comment

that gif is like a mute though

[green stone]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/704701904806084628/934356358151667712/IncredibleCat.gif

meant to send this

[timid kiln]

The guild who stole a member from ETKW.

[green stone]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-26017314

[crude vortex]

🤔

[green stone]

mybad

[shut skiff]

is tnsr etkw 2?

answer the allegations

[green stone]

yes

[crude vortex]

no

[timid kiln]

just ETKW

[shut skiff]

oh

i see

[tender lark]

This is crazy projection bro he dated a 14 year old when he was 17/18

[crude vortex]

The person who was directing the person who posted ETKW's NSFW to here 💀

[green stone]

p sure thats legal in japan

[shut skiff]

word

that’s crazy

[deft glen]

i dont even know but i keep getting sent more and more of his rants

[crude vortex]

That drama was planned xD

[hazy furnace]

Does triflame still stalk wynncord ctrl f ing their name w alts

[deft glen]

yes

[hazy furnace]

[tender lark]

The dude clearly has some mental issues he still looks his name up on Wynn discord on an alt account and DMs people abt it

[shut skiff]

calculated to kill etkw so tnsr (etkw sequel) can rise out of the ashes and dominate the guild scene??

[deft glen]

before i blocked him i would get angry messages

[tender lark]

Like jesus christ man

[shut skiff]

but japanese

[crude vortex]

they just wanted to kill etkw ig

[deft glen]

he's stalking a hypixel chat hes been banned in for 2-3 years 😭

[shut skiff]

jesusu christu

[tender lark]

YES bruh last time I saw it happen was 3 weeks ago or so

And he's been banned for almost 3 years LOL

Like that dude actually just needs help

probably some kind of paranoid schizophrenia

[warm knoll]

But nooo I am the worst!

[hazy furnace]

If they’re banned for this long yet still into wynn they’re probably ban evading on an alt

3yrs is enough to break even the worst of addictions

[tender lark]

How do I make this about me

[shut skiff]

modern day aristotle 2

good110 wasn’t enough schizo for this chat

[tender lark]

He could be you. He could be me.

[rotund pecan]

😭

[frail niche]

i am ban evading

[tender lark]

Me too lol

Don't tell anyone tho

[frail niche]

ill keep it betwwen us two

[tender lark]

Ty

[rotund pecan]

im pinging mods

[warm knoll]

I will cure the community of taqphobia

[rotund pecan]

gl

[shut skiff]

sorry i’m too new gen

what’s a taq?

[light blaze]

insert some bible quotes

[tender lark]

OHHH MY GOD YOU COOKED

[warm knoll]

taq bible

[deep shale]

Hi @triflame

[tender lark]

triflame cath catherine imp imperial

summoning ritual

I think this method might be patched by now

[shut skiff]

too bad

[tender lark]

yk that Triflame screenshot that's like 'you dated a 14 year old' 'you're one year off tyvm'

[light blaze]

no i dont

[deep shale]

I just searched my name and this is what i found 😭

[tender lark]

It's a classic

[warm knoll]

in some countries its 16

[ivory holly]

@deep shale ur special

[flint shuttle]

one time i explained wynncraft to a friend at work

its not that bad

[tender lark]

It is that bad.

Worst mistake of my stupid life

[flint shuttle]

nahhhh i dont mind wynn now that i only hang around to speak bs

[tender lark]

My friends from like middle school knew about my YouTube channel so when I started uploading wynncraft mythic rolling videos they went up to me and told me that they watched every single one 😭😭 like they said they didn't even know wtf was going on but that it was hard

[deep shale]

My friend thinks probably wynncraft is some super complex and intricate game from the way I’ve talked to him about it (he doesn’t know the name)

[warm knoll]

why are there 29,879 results when I look up 'ava'

[flint shuttle]

bc of the bird character

which ava are u looking for

[warm knoll]

yes

[flint shuttle]

there are 4k results of people saying "moshi"

and i think 95% of them r me

😎

[frail niche]

youre forgetting moshi moshimoo keldorn

[flint shuttle]

i dont search for moshimoo

???

[frail niche]

added to the method just incase

[flint shuttle]

there are 100 mentions of moshimoo in this discord

nobody ever refers to me like that unless im there

[shut skiff]

a thousand keldorn

holy shit

[warm knoll]

uwu

[flint shuttle]

owo

[frail niche]

hopefully all in positive context

[shut skiff]

💀

[frail niche]

else the anonymous tbgmpolice might have a word with them

[flint shuttle]

y'all ever get anon tbgm policed

???

keldorn just dms me randomly sometimes...

[warm knoll]

send me his discord ill take care of him

[flint shuttle]

my dude i can fight my own battles

[warm knoll]

ill aid you

[flint shuttle]

also my last dm to him was about not sanctioning harassment/witch hunting of random players

so it'd be kinda hypocritical

[shut skiff]

harrasment / witchhunting is my favorite part of wynn

[flint shuttle]

of people who i have reason to have beef with sure

[warm knoll]

im not a witch hunter

[flint shuttle]

keldorn is just funny

[frail niche]

this was my last dms with keldorn

💔

[flint shuttle]

he's prolly like autistic & has a rlly big sense of justice or whatever

its not a-typical

[frail niche]

i wouldnt really call what he does funny

its creepy and pretty evil

[flint shuttle]

why? nobody respects him, nobody takes him seriously

you're more likely to get support for him trying to fuck with you than hated for it

[frail niche]

i mean

he does alot of inexcusable shit

[flint shuttle]

he gives random people with 0 influence a platform

all the time

like, his actions are stupid & inexcuseable, i'm not saying he's justified in it whatsoever

but we all know what he's like & its more like who hasn't been mentioned in a keldorn doc before

[deft glen]

Most sane individual

Oh it didnt scroll down

[flint shuttle]

if u haven't been mentioned in a keldorn doc are u even relevant ong

[shut skiff]

how many docs did keldorn make

[frail niche]

keldorn 0

[flint shuttle]

a few idk

[frail niche]

all anonymous by tbgmpolice

and independant researchers and anti toxicity experts

[flint shuttle]

ofc

but fr though his harm is reduced because he just does the same shit all the time & has utterly exposed himself as someone who will take issue with anything anybody says

[frail niche]

i mean i guess

[flint shuttle]

if he finds a reason he'll take it with 0 justification

[frail niche]

hes basically ruined his own credibility

[flint shuttle]

he ruined his own credibility so long ago

i only have the document he made on AVO bc its so ridiculous

[warm knoll]

yes focus on kelcorn not on me

[flint shuttle]

are u even the real one?

[warm knoll]

yes why would someone impersonate me

[flint shuttle]

mmmm

anyway im shipping u with nynnf

[frail niche]

😬

[flint shuttle]

:3

[warm knoll]

@deft glen this is not gonna work out

[deft glen]

That is SO funny to me because i probably have done the same

[tender lark]

Gg

[deft glen]

(I watched you)

[deft glen]

that's ok i detest males

[flint shuttle]

same

women <3

world would be so much simpler if all women were lesbians

[tender lark]

good for you MeteorMes doesnt identify with the gender they were assigned with at birth

[flint shuttle]

congratulations on ur transition pookie

[frail niche]

women 🍵

[warm knoll]

I am a very manly man

[tender lark]

CAP 😭😭

[flint shuttle]

i will steal ur girlfriend

[warm knoll]

I do not have one

[flint shuttle]

good point

[warm lodge]

should i transition too guys

to understand the book im reading better

[frail niche]

we are not surprised

[flint shuttle]

^

[warm lodge]

i am quite surpised and taken aback with that

[flint shuttle]

@warm knoll opinion on women

[tender lark]

😭😭😭goat

[warm knoll]

good

[flint shuttle]

dont worry i also dont have a girlfriend

😭

we're one in the same

[warm knoll]

left leaning women are the best

[tender lark]

😭😭😭 what

[warm knoll]

they have a big heart

[warm lodge]

would u take me as ur girlfriend

[warm knoll]

I don't do girlfriends

[warm lodge]

so u do boyfriends ok

i can make that work too

[warm knoll]

This is not serious!

[warm lodge]

im serious

[tender lark]

@warm knoll get back into character bro

[warm lodge]

im planning out our wedding rn

[deft glen]

what does this mean

[warm knoll]

the wedding must be simple as I don't like extravagance

[warm lodge]

yeah thats ok

we'll go to mcdonalds or sm

[tender lark]

Fire

[toxic berry]

yoo?

[tender lark]

YOOOO

what's uppp

The summoning ritual worked

I always wanted to talk to u

[toxic berry]

vibing, afk zoom meeting

[warm knoll]

someone send me the taq logo

[tender lark]

What's it about

[frail niche]

pls share company secrets with Asthae

[toxic berry]

conference organisation!

[flint shuttle]

related to the thing u sent me?

[tender lark]

any confidential information you can share with us

[warm knoll]

youre right on time

[toxic berry]

I feel honored

[toxic berry]

kinda, regular meeting

[flint shuttle]

fairs

make sure u still come trust

[tender lark]

is imp gonna make a comeback and go on map

[toxic berry]

love showing up here every now and then, I feel like the village elder talking about the war

[tender lark]

fr

[toxic berry]

I don't know! Last I checked we are very alive in-game but there weren't too many people interested in leading wars

got some returning players now though that may be interested

[warm knoll]

if u guys want guild flags let me know

[eager gull]

I want you

[tender lark]

Would be so cool

[warm lodge]

meteormes u are so chalant

[toxic berry]

the way it goes is that everyone wants to war no one wants to organise it

[frail niche]

classic

[tender lark]

classic

[warm knoll]

thats why i kept spamming

[wide shadow]

❓

[rotund lotus]

That's a classic?

[eager gull]

I love leading wars but im not in imp

[tender lark]

That is a classic

[eager gull]

Hi pontosaurus

[wide shadow]

hi

[frail niche]

omg ponto

[toxic berry]

being in Imp is fun u should try it

[wide shadow]

hi meme bard

[toxic berry]

many games many people

[rotund lotus]

Usually if 5 people want to war they'll war...

[eager gull]

Not with tfthief

[warm knoll]

u just need a tank and dps

[flint shuttle]

long gone

[toxic berry]

I don't think that guy has been in Imp for a year

[eager gull]

Gg

[flint shuttle]

i actually found out thief was in the turtle discord

last week

[eager gull]

Im pretty sure he left hoc because of me

[rotund lotus]

The weird turtle?

[toxic berry]

I think Salty kicked him from the old Fox discord

[flint shuttle]

the one of screenshots

[toxic berry]

the full program

[flint shuttle]

yeah

[tender lark]

TURTLE GOAAAT

[frail niche]

crturtle my goat

[tender lark]

not that one

[frail niche]

yeah well hes my goat

[tender lark]

Damn

[rotund lotus]

He is a one trick wonder

[eager gull]

Who wants to be my goat

[warm knoll]

does he still play

[frail niche]

not wrong

[rotund lotus]

No oblivion?

Stops warring

No lootrunning?

Stops playing

[rotund lotus]

No

Unfortunately

[frail niche]

i think hes back active

[rotund lotus]

No way

I saw gonner is playing

Memebard we GOTTA join taq

[wide shadow]

stockholm syndrome

[rotund lotus]

Me and u

[frail niche]

i think im fine

[rotund lotus]

I've lost count at how many times I've joined but

It's 6-7

[shut skiff]

cuddles can you make taq great again

[warm knoll]

with our great flag

[rotund lotus]

I wasn't in taq for it's peak so no

That was like 2023

[shut skiff]

can you make taq decent again?

[warm knoll]

the peak ended with my downfall

[frail niche]

ended when we all left tbh

[warm knoll]

unless i missed something

[wide shadow]

the monarchial administration

[rotund lotus]

It ended in 2.0.2

Don't @ me

[frail niche]

whats the release date of that

might coincide

[rotund lotus]

Before lr update

[warm knoll]

the supression of members

[toxic berry]

guilds only die if you let them

reality can be whatever you want

[rotund lotus]

When u couldn't tank anything in wars

[frail niche]

oh nah we were still unleashing it during lr update

the jittermat 4 idol in same pull moment

[rotund lotus]

Is that the good jitter

There are two

I miss polarbaejr

[frail niche]

hey man his dms are open

im sure hes a lovely guy

[rotund lotus]

We are great friends me and him

[frail niche]

oh for sure

same here

[rotund lotus]

Taq peaked seasons 5 through 6

[frail niche]

are you saying me joining was the start of the downfall

[rotund lotus]

That's when I had the most fun

[frail niche]

also saying taq didnt peak during end of season 7 is crazy

literal content peak

[rotund lotus]

No that was like a small positive bump

You didn't make your mark immediately

[frail niche]

this is true

[rotund lotus]

You lost?

Idk if that's peaking

[frail niche]

Well

it was some of the most fun moments

maybe not for taq

[warm knoll]

season 8 was the redemption

[frail niche]

but for the community as a whole

[rotund lotus]

Fuy peak was a whole year

[ivory holly]

Anyone wanna pay for the crown

[warm knoll]

pain

[frail niche]

ill pay for swamp dry stats

[rotund lotus]

Ya know we got free crowns from avo

[tender lark]

Does the guild crown still exist or did we remove it

[rotund lotus]

After we helped them win

But I alr had one from s5

[rotund lotus]

Wait I got YOU

[rotund lotus]

10 dollars pls

[tender lark]

he meant stats like time in war and dps

[rotund lotus]

they fixed it

[frail niche]

well the crown still exists

you just cant keep it anymore if youre not the winner

[rotund lotus]

major leaks from the nia camp guys

[icy surge]

my goat

[tender lark]

Heartbreaking

[ivory holly]

Not the Swamp Dark Forest Transition stats 😮

[shut skiff]

he doesnt know

hes too new gen

[tender lark]

I remember I invaded TAq for half a week to get the crown and then dipped
They fr believed me when I said I was gonna contribute 200stx to the warring effort in TAq

[ivory holly]

I know that's what it used to be called

[rotund lotus]

i remember 😭

that was season 5 right

[frail niche]

cud vouched you in

[tender lark]

Think so

Loool

[frail niche]

as head for taq staffing

[tender lark]

Goated

[rotund lotus]

i didnt have

[icy surge]

is this unc lore, unc?

[rotund lotus]

high ranked in season 5

maybe at the end of it

[frail niche]

will you get high rank now

when you rejoin

[rotund lotus]

not rejoining

[frail niche]

yeah sure

[warm knoll]

I was purposefully kept demoted because of the pressure from the rest of the community for my beliefs

https://tenor.com/view/netherlands-flag-netherlands-empire-gif-1013147562915754552

[ivory holly]

VOC style babyyy

[icy surge]

im a minor

[warm knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/south-africa-uk-flag-africa-netherlands-gif-7560812262535627142

[ivory holly]

Dutch golden age

[tulip swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/soviet-flag-gif-27378410

[icy surge]

@simple oar do you fw this

[warm knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/east-germany-germany-flag-ddr-gif-18102774

[ivory holly]

https://tenor.com/view/fryske-flagge-frysk-fryslân-fryslan-fryske-gif-26851479

[lapis sand]

Fryslan

@deft glen @viral lichen @sour sequoia

[grizzled thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/salsa-dance-salsa-dancing-blue-shirt-guy-salsa-dance-blue-shirt-guy-dance-salsa-meme-gif-7871365283818012105

[tender lark]

His dance moves are so insane

[sour sequoia]

[ivory holly]

Zekers

[simple oar]

https://tenor.com/view/among-us-benelux-gif-18720339

tuff

[sour sequoia]

OMG

is that zuid holland

i missed you

[warm knoll]

i remember this gif

[odd junco]

4 years ago

[warm knoll]

it was a video not gif

[acoustic karma]

the hood doing this move in this summer

@simple oar haiiiiii

[grizzled thistle]

not just the hood, EVERYONE hitting this move this summer

[eager gull]

@viral lichen

[deft glen]

[deep shale]

[deep shale]

Chat im on the toilet and i don’t have instagram anymore

What do i do

[icy surge]

future me did qzz pre que avo conns?

[green elbow]

yes.

[icy surge]

hang on you are not future me

[green elbow]

are you sure about that

[icy surge]

yeah

[upbeat goblet]

Hello people

If someone who got banned by RMT, cant play on alt accounts right?

I discovered some :v

[deep shale]

whats rmt

[upbeat goblet]

real money trade

[icy surge]

no because that is not allowed

cant alt acc while your main is banned

[quiet merlin]

rare mob tracker if youre cool

[icy surge]

can rmt be legal again

[deep shale]

oh lol

[icy surge]

literally doesnt do shit under this shitty economy

[deep shale]

i thought it meant something like real mod team

lol

who is alting?

[frail niche]

ban evading is not allowed

[deep shale]

me when silverbull

[quiet merlin]

silverbull only goes one way

the boring way

[frail niche]

well currently down

i bought a bunch of them for 1stx thats ridiculous

a steal

[icy surge]

can someone craft me a spear

need prof speed

[frail niche]

silverbull is wynns version of the wow token and rs bond, it decentivises people to use third party sites for exchanging currencies while also taking a cut. These games have realized that its pointless to keep fighting the system cause people will always rmt so they added their own safe way while making more money. This also usually drives down the value proposition for gold sellers as they have to compete by harsher margins on prices for it to be "worth it" for people buying

[frail niche]

there is none rn

[deep shale]

chatgpt ahh response

[frail niche]

it has no hyphens and 0 capitalization

i just yap for the love of the game bro

[icy surge]

This

These

[warm knoll]

I could

[odd junco]

chatgpt write me an analysis of wynncraft's silverbull shares using loose slang and without hyphens or capitalisation

[icy surge]

yeah lmk if there is prof speed

would be great if it is signed by you

[frail niche]

na11

[deep shale]

aight so silverbull shares in wynncraft right now feel kinda like that one dude in the bar who used to be rich and cool but now just hangs around flexin old stories

they started off strong like people were hyped bro it was all about that sleek merchant vibe plus the whole silver aesthetic was classy af folks were buyin in thinkin yeah this is the next big thing easy money

but now it's a bit dusty not completely dead but like you can tell the energy's dropped prices got shaky returns ain't consistent and the buzz is mostly just old heads still tryin to sell it like it's hot when it’s more like lukewarm leftovers

if you’re lookin to invest it’s kinda risky like you might hit a decent flip if some new update breathes life into it but rn it’s a mid-tier hold at best maybe good if you’re tryna look fancy but not if you want big gains

tl dr silverbull’s like a shiny coin in the dirt still got some glimmer but you gotta squint real hard to see the value ya feel

[odd junco]

silverbull is one of the better known names in the wynn economy especially when it comes to trading and market stability. they have a reputation for being reliable and polished which makes them appealing to a lot of casual investors and merchants who want steady returns without taking big risks

right now their shares are doing okay but nothing impressive. back when material trading and resource transport were more active they were riding high since a lot of their business depends on that kind of economic activity. but with more players focusing on combat content like raids and loot runs their influence has dipped a bit

that said they are still seen as a safe option. kind of like a fallback stock. not much growth recently but also not much risk. some players keep a few shares in silverbull just to hedge their bets in case trade routes or merchant systems get a revamp that boosts their value again

if they announce something new or if the economy shifts back toward crafting and transport they could go up quickly. for now it is a decent long term hold but not something you chase unless you are playing the market heavily

[warm knoll]

U are catboy @deep shale

[icy surge]

ill send recipe

come lutho

[upbeat goblet]

lmao

We have some active evaders playing on Wynn

Thats all i tell, im not a rat lool

[deep shale]

bro

thats like saying theres oxygen in the air

[icy surge]

^^

[upbeat goblet]

I just discovered one rn

[frail niche]

[upbeat goblet]

so im in shock

[frail niche]

people are ban evading?

[upbeat goblet]

thats why im asking

i dont even play anymore, so doesnt matter also

[upbeat goblet]

THERES OXYGEN IN THE AIR?

[deep shale]

ikr crazy right?

[modern mauve]

Theres more atoms of oxygen in a single molecule of dioxygen than stars in our solar system

[warm knoll]

Not me

Taq x ern :3

[frail niche]

thats an insane fact

[icy surge]

thanks to this updated world event ing drops chart, now i can know where can i find sentient magnetic gem!

[frail niche]

why would you need that

[icy surge]

hpr% rings

[warm knoll]

it says magmatic

[icy surge]

sorry og

some mf definitely market manipulate this shit

[frail niche]

supply and demand

dude you cant say an item with 12 on tm with probably 0 demand is

"manipulated"

[light blaze]

holy yap

channel of braindeads

[odd junco]

im telling you bro low level mats on tm are so market manipulated

yesterday sandstone was like 5eb per 1

[upbeat goblet]

lol

[upbeat goblet]

U need a girl, mate

[odd junco]

the switch up in insults is crazy

[light blaze]

cmt you need a boyfriend, pal

[night oracle]

coughs

[odd junco]

sorry im taken

[modern mauve]

Fail to see the link

[empty pecan]

bless you

[icy surge]

it is brah trust

[night oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/you-cannot-ragebait-me-heart-twitter-reaction-gif-cat-gif-16396486465647525728

[deep shale]

me when i try to buy plasteel plating for some joke item only to see the price nowadays 😭

[summer cove]

Bro buying it for seq dry build trust

[subtle valve]

i’m ban evading

[icy surge]

some stupid ass servers “gatekeep” free nitro from epic games

[acoustic karma]

WHAT

you wouldnt do that

[subtle valve]

i would

i am ban evading on the account Krokofant

[acoustic karma]

WHAT

i alwyas knew

krokofant was a woman behind the screeen

[night oracle]

mods will look at this and think too much effort but still perm ban rover from wynncord for mentioning a patched bug

[subtle valve]

ping mods rn i Am ban evading

[acoustic karma]

@dawn glade @chilly zealot

[shut skiff]

tbgm tax

[subtle valve]

i’m in nesaak rn

[acoustic karma]

two of the most competents mods are pinged

[frail niche]

@brave granite @icy pendant

[acoustic karma]

now still 2 of the most competent mods

[frail niche]

can we look into this?

[night oracle]

ping echo if u want to be ego perm banned or muted

[acoustic karma]

DUDE

[subtle valve]

i’m on my way to the ice doors cave

[acoustic karma]

why you proffin

[acoustic karma]

can you make an ice angel and send it to me

[subtle valve]

i’m gathering spruce paper for my low level hunted build

[acoustic karma]

i never seen snow 😢

[night oracle]

FRESH POW, GET THE BOARDS OUT

[subtle valve]

hell no i am Not laying in snow

[subtle valve]

no going off trail in a national park actually ☝️

[acoustic karma]

can you write the word krokofant on snow tho

[night oracle]

but....

[modern mauve]

What if you didn't know

[night oracle]

u aint my momma

[modern mauve]

Then you're allowed

[placid coral]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/262010576295821312/1125240809730605097/959540984566415422.gif

[night oracle]

if i bear came up theyd also better be on a board cuz they aint chasing me otherwise

[subtle valve]

yeah i can after work

[frail niche]

You could be the next one to die this season

[acoustic karma]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/262010576295821312/1125240809730605097/959540984566415422.gif

[acoustic karma]

sweet

[subtle valve]

yeah we already had a death

[night oracle]

im german, we dont die

[subtle valve]

german? gross

[night oracle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1134852913735421963/1373055017438941216/bookcover.gif

[acoustic karma]

atchziens is like a actual ice beast

[nimble mantle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/724581180841656360/1356456951998840873/attachment.gif

[acoustic karma]

she has a broken tooth

piercings

[frail niche]

no its real

[acoustic karma]

and lives on snow

[acoustic karma]

donbass hai haiiiiiii 🥰

[night oracle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1186570213077041236/1318098873792593920/glup.gif

[subtle valve]

hey i got it fixed

[quiet merlin]

ermmmm hello moderators

this one please

[acoustic karma]

is this possible

[subtle valve]

hellooooo geb

[frail niche]

hiiiiiii geb

[night oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/speak-gif-9578947274896178319

[quiet merlin]

hii

[acoustic karma]

@quiet merlin hey man

[quiet merlin]

hello moco mochi

[acoustic karma]

what is good gang

[subtle valve]

cal and ben WILL lock me up do not ping mods

[quiet merlin]

nol crafter bags are good

thats where its at

[acoustic karma]

cal and ben is SUFFERING from school test i think

sent to torture

[quiet merlin]

is that all he does

its the same excuse every time

[rotund pecan]

SO TRUE

[frail niche]

calonius and benjamin

[subtle valve]

my goat

[frail niche]

have you seen some of his papers

[quiet merlin]

I have not

[quiet merlin]

please enlighten me

[frail niche]

idk im not gonna find em but its crazy stuff

[quiet merlin]

I saw some exam question or something

looked fine to me

[frail niche]

ok well youre a nerd so

[quiet merlin]

maybe

[acoustic karma]

i think he is just a very busy man

and important one

[quiet merlin]

potentialy true

[acoustic karma]

we should all respect his deidication

[frail niche]

big boss of profession heaven

[acoustic karma]

we should only be disrespectful

[subtle valve]

whose feet are these

[acoustic karma]

with some individuals

[frail niche]

big foot

[subtle valve]

why are they so long

[quiet merlin]

that was me sorry

[acoustic karma]

long ass foot fingers

[subtle valve]

why are they shaped like that

[frail niche]

why do you ask that

thats disrespectful

[quiet merlin]

I borrowed your shoes

wont do it again

[odd junco]

inspector gadget ass footprints

[acoustic karma]

your feet like that?

[subtle valve]

i hate you

[frail niche]

wtf did i do

[acoustic karma]

this is kinda profund

and i will not tolerate

this type of thing towards memebard

[frail niche]

thats it im maxing a perma hunted

[acoustic karma]

or any member in this chat

[subtle valve]

u are just like rdante . my opp

[acoustic karma]

shakira aint walking on the snow

[frail niche]

#3 hunted

[icy surge]

are these diva boots

[subtle valve]

diva alert

[frail niche]

who even is #3

[subtle valve]

only ten minutes left in my break

mammoth

[acoustic karma]

me

[subtle valve]

this house is a fucking prison

[quiet merlin]

break is a societal construct

[icy surge]

😼

[quiet merlin]

you can break free at any time

[subtle valve]

i ate half my soup and two packets of saltines

[frail niche]

your mood swings about your situation are insane

[acoustic karma]

atchziens

can i be your aprendice

[icy surge]

apprentice

[frail niche]

are you on a pirate voyage

[acoustic karma]

dude im in a hurry

soryr

[frail niche]

dont forget your daily orange

[subtle valve]

no i like it up here but 30 minute unpaid break in horrible terrible

[frail niche]

to prevent scurvy

[subtle valve]

no good very bad

[frail niche]

unpaid break is crazy

[quiet merlin]

what do you even do when youre not on break

[subtle valve]

i do make $30 an hour though

[subtle valve]

i go up and down stairs all day

[frail niche]

ping aethei

[quiet merlin]

thats like not that crazy but ok

[frail niche]

send him instagram reels

[quiet merlin]

nothing I would write home about

[acoustic karma]

@brave condor

[icy surge]

vc with aethei and essent

[subtle valve]

i made $15 an hour doing the same job back home

it’s crazy to me

[frail niche]

you were not in a mountain cabin back home

[icy surge]

tf is your job even

[frail niche]

do you get insurance

[subtle valve]

i walk around in the woods and kill people

[frail niche]

or is it fake 30$ an hour

[subtle valve]

who gaf

[icy surge]

are you dexter per chance

[subtle valve]

i dont need insurance i’m invulnerable

[frail niche]

erm your body...

[subtle valve]

yeah

[icy surge]

😍

[frail niche]

the mammoth #3 hunted

hmmmm

what if we both pass atch that would be funny

[subtle valve]

today i actually have to be on register so i might end up killing myself ngl

[frail niche]

good luck!

[quiet merlin]

register

are you saying people come to your location

on the daily

[subtle valve]

yes

[quiet merlin]

and talk to you

thats crazy

[subtle valve]

i work in a national park that shall not be named

[icy surge]

wynncraft irl socialising is crazy

[quiet merlin]

we all know where you live already bub

[frail niche]

ok well she moved

[subtle valve]

somebody gonna walk in and yell atchziens and i’m gonna have to pop the cyanide cap i keep in my mouth to die on the spot

i did move

[frail niche]

bro is not following the conversation

is he stupid?

[quiet merlin]

you literally told us where you moved to?

[acoustic karma]

dude this is like rezero

[subtle valve]

actually calluum will know where i moved i sent him a postcard

[acoustic karma]

the anime

[frail niche]

cal cal

[quiet merlin]

also

[subtle valve]

can someone nerd emoji react what mocomochi just said

[frail niche]

i cant tgey silenced me

[quiet merlin]

okay nevermind I cant say that

[subtle valve]

ermmmmm

[frail niche]

@mods doxing threat from geb?

[acoustic karma]

do you consider me a nerd

[subtle valve]

you play wynncraft

Yes

i’m not a nerd though

[acoustic karma]

i work with ti

IT

[quiet merlin]

you broke free?

[acoustic karma]

and

[subtle valve]

no i’m just better

[acoustic karma]

im too cool to be only a nerd

[quiet merlin]

you can be so many more things

[subtle valve]

the it guy at my work is awesome

[quiet merlin]

but also a nerd

at the same time

[acoustic karma]

oh this is like chase your dreams type of shit?

[quiet merlin]

yeaaa

[acoustic karma]

well

its a coin flip

[quiet merlin]

never give up on your dreams

[acoustic karma]

either he is cool (like me) or he is too weird (like memebard)

[frail niche]

why am i catching strays