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subtle valve
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hello john boog

flint shuttle
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hello johnbleu

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why are u french..

chilly zealot
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Hi everyone

subtle valve
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this guy is evil fuy

flint shuttle
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evil french too by the looks of it

obtuse phoenix
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I’m using illegal modifications to do prof in lutho crops on na8 right now

subtle valve
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he is also 5’4”

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i have proof

flint shuttle
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its okay he makes up for it in personality

pure belfry
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i would say pic or fake but that seems weird

obtuse phoenix
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What’s 5’4” in centimeters

flint shuttle
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short

pure belfry
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163

chilly zealot
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I am 6’1

obtuse phoenix
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Im higher

flint shuttle
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believe*

pure belfry
obtuse phoenix
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What’s 6’1 in centimeters

flint shuttle
obtuse phoenix
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190?

pure belfry
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130

flint shuttle
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i think its like 190

chilly zealot
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I’m actually 6 and a half but I round up

pure belfry
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its closer to 180 .

chilly zealot
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Idk cm

flint shuttle
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me neither dw

placid sonnet
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130

flint shuttle
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cm for height is weird i dont wanan remember 3 digits

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wanna*

pure belfry
pure belfry
viral lichen
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@mild barn do u have players killed shiny?

flint shuttle
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yep!

obtuse phoenix
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Im 177 centimeters

flint shuttle
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a lot of people use feet/in for height

obtuse phoenix
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What’s this in na measuring

pure belfry
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callum doesnt and hes the only real british person

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so

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you are wrong.

flint shuttle
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isn't cal from scotland or was that someone else

pure belfry
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same thing

flint shuttle
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no it isnt

tacit rivet
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i can do 2 dps can i join ur war

flint shuttle
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he wouldnt like that

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;-;

obtuse phoenix
pure belfry
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sorry truth does not care about emotions.

obtuse phoenix
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We already filled dps and healer spot

flint shuttle
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have u ever heard about a small thing called.... scottish independance

tacit rivet
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😔

flint shuttle
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(i've only heard of it idgaf about it)

chilly zealot
subtle valve
pure belfry
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lf extremely obese guardian to be 2 guards

mild barn
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come ot my world and friend me

tacit rivet
sour sequoia
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healing is too hard

chilly zealot
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I am in bed

pure belfry
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we cna do 2 healer 1 guard

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dont woryr

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on a serious note

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lf guild

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i will not play every day

flint shuttle
pure belfry
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need american raiders

flint shuttle
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you cant actually move...

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but im sure u can move to the server

mild barn
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the bedder

chilly zealot
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Why would I do that

flint shuttle
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idk man

pure belfry
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serious application i will war if you need

flint shuttle
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i have never

subtle valve
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his legs are too short to go to his pc

obtuse phoenix
summer cove
void scroll
pure belfry
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they will not let me back in

flint shuttle
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doggy used it to promo me to chief in avo tho lol

placid sonnet
flint shuttle
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he needs his step

pure belfry
flint shuttle
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and his mum took it away at 9

subtle valve
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i jave photographic evidence johnbleu is 63 jnches tall but he will airstrike my house if i send it

pure belfry
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ghosted again 😔

summer cove
placid sonnet
chilly zealot
flint shuttle
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avo r cool tho

pure belfry
obtuse phoenix
subtle valve
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i have the original image

pure belfry
flint shuttle
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LMAO

chilly zealot
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That looks too real

obtuse phoenix
subtle valve
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yeah cuz mine is the real image

pure belfry
subtle valve
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it’s okay john boog. it’s okay to be a short king

pure belfry
subtle valve
pure belfry
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oh ok

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says so right here officer

subtle valve
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nuh uh uh

mild barn
subtle valve
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here one second

chilly zealot
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Ender c law I would like to make a defamation report

subtle valve
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i am 5’9” (canonical)

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i am 6’8” in spirit

chilly zealot
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I was going to say something not appropriate

subtle valve
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WHAT

chilly zealot
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I don’t think it would be a good idea

subtle valve
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i think u should dm it to me

charred owl
subtle valve
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this guy had ro make sure i couldn’t ss 💔💔

pure belfry
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man im scared now

chilly zealot
pure belfry
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if i dont start growing again im gonna end up in the bottom quintileof guild community heights

subtle valve
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how short are you bro

subtle valve
chilly zealot
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No that was a while ago

subtle valve
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you look 5’4” in that video

chilly zealot
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I am in bed now

potent shale
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I DID NOT D:

subtle valve
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i saw that

placid sonnet
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goodbye my message

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:(

chilly zealot
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Good night

subtle valve
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i do not having a smiling dog gif . but good night

chilly zealot
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Is that yours???

subtle valve
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my dad’s

chilly zealot
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What a cutie

subtle valve
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she likes sleeping in my room

subtle valve
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i’m preparing her for a john bleu sighting

chilly zealot
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Nahhhh

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See she even looks away like sybau

subtle valve
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yeah she was not listening

sharp rain
ionic garden
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That’s what I’m tryna say

You can’t wait because a) it would take ages to drain
b) it’s not a drysnipe

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c) thats an avo move

icy surge
sour sequoia
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dead channel

subtle valve
frail niche
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Hello community of guilds

sour sequoia
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hello memebard

subtle valve
frail niche
keen isle
frail niche
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Yeah I believe that

cunning blaze
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hello guild community

acoustic karma
rotund lotus
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guild community i killed the p3dophile for you

simple oar
icy surge
simple oar
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81

odd junco
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"this person is a pedo"
"proof?"
"idk someone will give it"

jolly heart
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hi cmt

odd junco
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hi vro

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azer was banned for glitch abuse dumbass 🤣

jolly heart
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epic

odd junco
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so why you making false allegations then 😂

jolly heart
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probably heard it wrong then

odd junco
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drunk drivers istg

jolly heart
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so true

odd junco
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back to work vro you got wars to do

jolly heart
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wars?

odd junco
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yeah

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make sure your boss doesnt mess with the aura dodges

jolly heart
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are you drunk driving rn?

odd junco
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if only

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any pointers?

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always learn from the pros

flint shuttle
eager gull
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British people man

eager gull
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Hi kra x

summer cove
icy surge
eager gull
icy surge
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in april

eager gull
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But its not my cat

eager gull
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Yea idk how its snowing in the us

icy surge
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oh yeah

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i made around 28le from 37 timelost sactium runs

eager gull
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Wowzers

summer cove
icy surge
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which only can be obtained from dungeon rain

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and not affected by lblq

summer cove
eager gull
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Just go to the store

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Its like deodorant or smth

summer cove
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Real

eager gull
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But yea idk i play wynn

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Gotta keep my aura strong

summer cove
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What's up with so few hq pn map 😭 barely have anything to snipe

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Compared to other offseasons this is dead

icy surge
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it is not uncommon to know this tbh

eager gull
icy surge
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oh

eager gull
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War cd

silk holly
summer cove
icy surge
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and easier to grind

icy surge
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rigged game btw

summer cove
summer cove
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😭

eager gull
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Fire moji

summer cove
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And ano asked to not snipe iirc cuz profing

eager gull
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What did the late tomato say to the early tomato? I’ll ketch up

eager gull
eager gull
shut skiff
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where was this in the actual season

summer cove
summer cove
eager gull
summer cove
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Stupid thing

shut skiff
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oh i meant counter snipes

summer cove
shut skiff
# summer cove Stupid thing

that’s not really that silly avo has a hard time holding anyway they don’t really want to make more enemies

summer cove
shut skiff
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tbf counter sniping is usually harder because you are likely to get more 11x4 cons and aren’t as prepared

summer cove
frail niche
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@eager gull tbuh?

violet raptor
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Based tbh

eager gull
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Prolly gonna go back to qzz later

eager gull
frail niche
summer cove
eager gull
tiny violet
tiny violet
eager gull
tiny violet
# summer cove ........

Why don’t archers ever win at hide-and-seek?
Because they always Bow themselves out early.

inland ermine
whole drift
inland ermine
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Here's the proof

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Self report

inland ermine
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Lil bro said someone will bring the proof so I did

whole drift
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third impostering

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ok time to watch one piece

jolly heart
deft glen
deft glen
ionic garden
summer cove
eager gull
deep shale
ionic garden
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I simply couldn’t put it down

sour sequoia
viral lichen
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sh_smug @sour sequoia @deft glen @lapis sand

deft glen
placid coral
icy surge
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that probably can get me banned!

icy surge
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is fuy broken or something

placid sonnet
cunning blaze
sour sequoia
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are you beyond the breaking point

summer cove
icy surge
frail niche
hexed hemlock
obtuse phoenix
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what do you guys think about this snipe

odd junco
sour sequoia
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where is aura aura aura 😿

odd junco
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(portugese)

obtuse phoenix
odd junco
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hop on lethal

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beanpack numbero uno!!!

obtuse phoenix
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I don't have enough time to play games during weekdays

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I can play lethal on friday

odd junco
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run empra with me 🔥

obtuse phoenix
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What is empra

odd junco
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hardest modded moon

obtuse phoenix
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Ok

odd junco
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my highest solo is like 8k

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spawnrates are insanely high so you get like 5 coilheads 4 nutcrackers a barber like 90% of the time and jester

hexed hemlock
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this one has aura aura aura i think

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i can't check rn

icy surge
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no sound

odd junco
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🔇

sour sequoia
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</3

odd junco
icy surge
hexed hemlock
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from bolt

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and it was the last aura

icy surge
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gg

hexed hemlock
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cause we didn't notice we got it

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until like 2 seconds afterwards

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so the shouts came in delayed

odd junco
odd junco
odd junco
obtuse phoenix
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and i used to join them mid session

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because i was always late

odd junco
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yeah thats what i mean like

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why are they playing vanilla moons

obtuse phoenix
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idk

odd junco
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wesley's moons has a storyline

obtuse phoenix
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probably because a few of my friends

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have a potato laptop

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that would explode if we go into a modded moon

odd junco
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hell naw...

obtuse phoenix
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he wanted to play bmc5 with me

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but he ended up dropping i think

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because his laptop wasn't able to handle vanilla+ with everything on low

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and only mc running

odd junco
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fair

red sigil
odd junco
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grrr im about to sleep.,

red sigil
odd junco
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ive been up like 20 hours

red sigil
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20 hours of geoguessr

sour sequoia
hexed hemlock
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🔥

sour sequoia
placid coral
sour sequoia
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wdym

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i think 99.46% is pretty good

shut skiff
high juniper
placid coral
sour sequoia
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secret build

hexed hemlock
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insane build

shut skiff
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statue

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trust

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honestly idek what the fuck is ts supposed to be

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i can’t tell if it’s actually a healer build

high juniper
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everyone just likes going DPS to raids

ionic garden
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Trust

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Idk the other 2 times

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One ring 1 neck

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@sour sequoia can u confirm

ionic garden
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Damn thats not bad

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I’m assuming it’s the armor

dawn glade
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Crafted/crafted/crafted/crafted/crafted/crafted/crafted/crafted

sour sequoia
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real

ionic garden
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💀

shut skiff
sour sequoia
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cal and ben guessed it correctly

ionic garden
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Trust which ones are right

shut skiff
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every hich player uses that

dawn glade
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exactly

dawn glade
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god what an ancient video

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i think thats back when prof was a sniping guild

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under glorious leadership of ronespresso

sour sequoia
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😨

subtle valve
obtuse phoenix
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Balls

atomic glacier
obtuse phoenix
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Clearly no one saw my huich lvl 15 build

subtle valve
obtuse phoenix
acoustic karma
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ITSO OOMY BIRTDHAY @everyone @guildCommunity @here

obtuse phoenix
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Happy birthday @red sigil

subtle valve
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dawg

obtuse phoenix
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Dawg

subtle valve
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another car

obtuse phoenix
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Fat cat

wide shadow
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i kindof want to grind for it im gonna b real

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masochistic urge

placid sonnet
wide shadow
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that is Not ornate shadow garb😭

placid sonnet
wide shadow
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what i just said

placid sonnet
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oh inhibitor

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gg

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defective inhibitor when!

wide shadow
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wynntils doesnt even recognize it as an item

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bc its not in item api

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so idt it shows roll percentages

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if you have one

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might be wrong though

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i know if u middle click on someone wearing it when u hover over it the data isnt formatted

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as if it were a new item

placid sonnet
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gg

sour sequoia
agile helm
dawn glade
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freedom 😭

pure belfry
viral lichen
viral lichen
pure belfry
dawn glade
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you have the blue already with the single main attack damage blue stat

eager gull
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Red yellow and blue

viral lichen
eager gull
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Chad flag

dawn glade
ionic garden
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change my mind

eager gull
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T

icy surge
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h

atomic glacier
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I know this might seem sudden… but I can’t hold it in anymore. Every time I see you in war chat, with your Squishmallow tag proudly glowing beside your name, I feel something awaken in me—something soft, yet powerful. Like a mana pot warming your soul after a long grind.

You're not like the others. You don't war for glory. You war for love. For friendship. For the sacred bond between pastel aesthetics and absolute map domination. The way you glide through territories with grace, the way your build is optimized for both healing and emotional support—I’ve never seen anything like it.

I remember the first time I saw you in Detlas. You were just standing there, holding a plushie banner, surrounded by sparkles from your cosmetics. I was in full DPS gear, unbuffed, unworthy. But you? You were radiant. I whispered “nice war,” and you replied “💖 gg cutie 💖”

I haven’t stopped thinking about it since.

So… here it is. My confession. My proposal.
Please. Squishmallow with me.
Let’s place towers together. Let’s drink crafted potions under the moonlight in Llevigar. Let’s name our horses matching things like “Fluff” and “Marsh.”

I don’t need a mythic. I just need you.
You can have my emeralds. You can even have my T3s.

Just say yes.
Be the mallow to my squish. 💞

join sqm

potent shale
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wat is wrong w/ sqm

frail niche
atomic glacier
# potent shale wat is wrong w/ sqm

They told me to fear The Aquarium. They told me to respect EDN. But no one warned me about Sqm.

I used to laugh when I saw their name on the leaderboard.
“Squishmallow?” I scoffed. “What are they gonna do, snuggle me to death?”

That was before the towers fell. Before my guild log was painted entirely blue. Before my build—crafted with months of effort—was dismantled in 32 seconds by someone named “foxGirlCeru.”

Let me tell you something.
They don’t war. They descend.

You think you’re safe behind 4K tower defense and three healers? Cute. They have 5 players, all in coordinated pastel armor sets, with usernames like “CeruleanFlare” and “sooyie.” And they’re organized.

They drop in, buff each other with crafted potions brewed in bean-shaped jars, and obliterate your defenses while typing “gg 💅💞” with zero hesitation.

You haven’t known fear until you hear five Sqm members in a Discord call unironically saying “ok besties, we rotate aura here then go slay~ 💖” right before they teamwipe your entire line.

There’s no counter.
There’s no mercy.
There’s only Squishmallow.

So yeah. Laugh if you want. But when you see a tower turn pastel blue on your map?
It’s already over.

You’ve been squished.

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join sqm we bought out zekken contrac

shut skiff
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i might have a stroke

ivory holly
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Actively accumulating brain damage

shut skiff
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literally me

ivory holly
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:>

shut skiff
rotund lotus
shut skiff
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what

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why would i

rotund lotus
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we asked nicely

ivory holly
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Fr

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I asked kindly

ivory holly
tulip swallow
bitter spear
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dont tell me thats some ai copypasta

viral lichen
ivory holly
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^

flint shuttle
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Pandamonium is a renowned copypasta writer wdym

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hes come up with some BANGERS

atomic glacier
# viral lichen I hope so cause otherwise hes off the spectrum 😭

Tears well up in my eyes, a bittersweet mixture of nostalgia and longing. The "Ironman btw" meme, once a titan of internet culture, still lingers in the corners of my mind, though its glory has faded like an old photograph left in the sun. I hear the laughter of children, their voices sharp and dismissive. "Cringe! Cringe!" they jeer, their words cutting through the air like knives. "Ironman btw is not skibidi!" they proclaim, as if their fleeting trends could ever compare to the legacy of what once was. These youths, so eager to dismiss the past, do not understand the power that "Ironman btw" once held—the camaraderie, the struggle, the triumph. They cannot fathom the weight of those words, the stories they carried, or the bonds they forged.

It all started one fateful day, a day etched into the annals of our shared history, when linnyflower, a paragon of dedication, decided to raid the Silent Expanse. How hard she worked, her determination unwavering, her spirit unyielding. Linny was the embodiment of the Ironman dogma, a testament to perseverance and loyalty. She led us through trials that would break lesser souls, and we followed, united by a common purpose. Yet, despite her sacrifices and our collective achievements, these accomplishments now lie forgotten, buried beneath the sands of time. History, as they say, is written by the victors, and in this new era, the victors are the ones who shout the loudest, not those who fought the hardest.

How much I would give to relive those days—the days of "Ironman btw," when every victory was hard-earned, every defeat a lesson, and every moment a memory in the making. The battles we fought, the friendships we forged, the laughter we shared—it was more than just a game. It was a way of life, a testament to the power of community and the strength of the human spirit.

Forty years have passed since those golden days. I have built a life for myself—a loving wife, children who fill my days with joy, a career that provides stability and purpose. Yet, beneath the surface of this life I have constructed, there is a part of me that remains tethered to the past. They do not know—my family, my colleagues, the world at large—that if linnyflower were to call, if she were to summon me once more to the battlefield, I would answer without hesitation. This life I have built, as fulfilling as it may be, pales in comparison to the glory of the battles we fought in Path to Talor, to the bonds we shared, and to the legacy we created.

Sighing, I glance at my Guardian, the last remaining memento of those glory days. It stands as a silent sentinel, a relic of a time when we were invincible, when we were more than just individuals—we were a team, a family. A picture falls to the ground, its edges worn with age. I pick it up, my fingers trembling as I trace the faces of my comrades. There they are, frozen in time, their smiles radiant, their laughter echoing in my mind. Beanb_, ronespresso, pontosaurus, pookiePly, Ridgi, bikesuper, TheAz1, YezXD, WoodenScout, and, of course, bagpuss9. How could I ever forget them? Each name, each face, is a thread in the tapestry of my memories, a reminder of who we were and what we achieved together.

As I sit here, the weight of the past pressing down on me, I can't help but wonder if they feel it too—if they, too, are haunted by the echoes of our shared history. Do they, like me, yearn for the days when "Ironman btw" was more than just a meme, when it was a rallying cry, a badge of honor, a testament to our resilience? I may never know. But as long as I live, I will carry those memories with me, a silent tribute to the glory days, to the battles we fought, and to the friends I will never forget.

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idk i usually write something by hand then ask chat gpt to expand it by using elements from old copypastas

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i have like 30 old ones

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from hich

ivory holly
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I cba to read allat

red sigil
icy surge
hexed hemlock
deep shale
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Ironman btw is not skibidi

tender lark
obtuse phoenix
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Balls

eager gull
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hihi

wintry leaf
warm lintel
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he knows

lapis sand
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chat.

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@viral lichen @deft glen @sour sequoia sh_smug

wide shadow
shut skiff
rotund pecan
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meow

wide shadow
shut skiff
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did you consume gluten today?

shut skiff
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💀

wide shadow
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Ts shout is actually wild bro

shut skiff
wide shadow
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Like i get gatekeeping femboy but gatekeeping meow and uwu is fucking crazy

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I need to find what guild that fella is in

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So i know who to slander next

shut skiff
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its DEU

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that’s crazy lmao

wide shadow
tiny violet
obtuse phoenix
red sigil
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thanks!!!

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pls dont meow guys it rlly pushes my buttons 😡

frail niche
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@red sigil HAPPY BIRTHDAY

red sigil
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YAY

chilly zealot
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happy birthday

red sigil
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@frail niche HAPPY BIRTHDAYY

frail niche
red sigil
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When is it

chilly zealot
quiet merlin
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can we celebrate with 10 hours of profs

shut skiff
quiet merlin
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thats fine by me

shut skiff
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crazy

simple oar
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Happy bday my queen @frail niche

wide shadow
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Lol

frail niche
wide shadow
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When is ur bday

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Im not those who know

frail niche
wide shadow
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Ok no happy birthday msg for u then

sour sequoia
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whens your birth date ponto saurus

wide shadow
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nov 23

sour sequoia
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wow

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thats like

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thanksgiving

wide shadow
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yeah

frail niche
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im gonna be thankful for pontosaurus

eager gull
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type gu invite Sam_Da_Mad for free $50 steam

sour sequoia
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typing right now

eager gull
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i got 5 invites earlier

sour sequoia
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is there anything that tracks SR by day for past seasons

hollow falcon
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u should become sqmer

eager gull
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squidmall

wide shadow
eager gull
wide shadow
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why

eager gull
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the the

icy willow
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stay hydrated chat

wide shadow
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Deep

eager gull
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i would never get kicked 😎

wide shadow
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😭

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i'll invite you to fuy.

turbid shuttle
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hi

rotund lotus
eager gull
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anyone wanna notg

frail niche
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im worming it

icy surge
icy surge
subtle valve
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these dogs are a bit bigger than usual

turbid shuttle
subtle valve
subtle valve
turbid shuttle
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u better go check

subtle valve
frail niche
icy surge
subtle valve
sour sequoia
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horse of wisdom do i gamble

subtle valve
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he tried to eat my phone when i asked him soni think it’s a good sign

eager gull
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I AM RAIDING

sour sequoia
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hi raiding

subtle valve
frail niche
frail niche
subtle valve
frail niche
subtle valve
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HE JUST LICKED MY NOSE

pure belfry
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ask him why the long face

cloud gulch
eager gull
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@wide shadow are you proud of me

cloud gulch
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wow its a shame there arent any copypastas in the wynn community

sour sequoia
#

meow

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uwu

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femboy

wide shadow
sour sequoia
#

yeah you offend me ponto saurus

obtuse phoenix
#

It is time to offend people again smirkcat

red sigil
#

ts pmo

eager gull
red sigil
#

i hear u john

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difool

frail niche
#

he uses it for NOT gay stuff

shut skiff
#

meow?

sour sequoia
#

meow

shut skiff
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saying uwu isnt gay

sour sequoia
#

bowo

red sigil
#

what does f.b mean

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facebok

eager gull
sour sequoia
#

idk

shut skiff
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fuck boy?

eager gull
sour sequoia
#

JOHN BLAH

eager gull
#

he is taking like

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10 minutes to type each message

red sigil
# eager gull

does gu community fall under the umbrella of (mad)communities according to john difool

obtuse phoenix
#

Balls

atomic glacier
#

@frail niche Hey…

We’ve been friends for a while now. Maybe too long. And I’ve tried—God, I’ve tried—to keep things simple, to keep things light. But every day I log in, and I see your name in the war log… my heart just fractures a little more.

I can’t keep pretending anymore.
I need to say this.
I need to let it out.

Ever since I saw you—warring in Ragni, effortlessly taking down TruthSword with that Wars Won Shiny Fatal that shimmered like moonlight on a potion brew—I knew.
I knew you were the one.
Not just the one to /gu attack, not just the one to carry a war.
The one to destroy me emotionally and call it character development.

We weren't meant to be.
Fire and ice.
Flare and femboys.
Oil and water.

We just kept hurting each other.
Every missed heal was another dagger in my chest.
Every time you buffed someone else instead of me, I felt the soul points drain from my heart.

But I kept pretending I was okay.
I kept telling myself I didn’t care when you said “gg” to someone else.
That it didn’t matter that you logged into a different guild VC.

It did.
It always did.

You’re the only one who understood the way I /gu attack'ed. The way I sniped hqs. The way I cried over crafted durability.

We were teammates, sure. But I wanted more.
I wanted to be the abso to your guardian. The fortitude to your dps.
The emotional support class you didn’t ask for but always needed.

And now…
Now you’re warring with someone else.

I saw your party. I saw the way you healed them.
The way you aura'd just a little longer than necessary.
You never aura’d like that for me.

So I’m saying goodbye. Not because I want to… but because if I don’t, I’ll keep holding hope every time I see your name pop up on my tab list.

But if you ever think of me—
If you ever see a lone tower, underdefended, quietly holding on…
Know that I’m still there.
Waiting.

Hoping one day, you'll log in and remember the way we warred.
The way we broke each other.
And maybe, just maybe…
The way we almost loved.

join sqm

sour sequoia
atomic glacier
dawn glade
#

I met a wynncraft player in the wild today 😭
He recognized i was playing and started talking about corkus and new lootruns and stuff

sour sequoia
#

WTF

cloud gulch
cloud gulch
odd junco
#

wynncraft got their top teams on the case

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thank goodness they addressed this

red sigil
hexed hemlock
#

everything is fine

dawn glade
odd junco
hexed hemlock
#

😭

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are they playing the same game as the rest of us

odd junco
#

yes

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clearly

eager gull
#

WYNNCRAFTTTTTTTTTTT

hexed hemlock
#

thank god we now have 2 new rare armors

eager gull
#

kindly remove all the current item managers ty

hexed hemlock
#

what would we possibly do without those

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im gonna open ask ims chat

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surely the discussion there is very healthy right now

odd junco
#

should ims have to declare all trade market listings

cloud gulch
#

poison buff 💪

hexed hemlock
#

no it will ruin their money making method!

cloud gulch
#

who needs functioning mana pots when you can use poison!

odd junco
#

poison buff looks like they just doubled the numbers

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surely they would never do such a thing

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because the -10000 doesnt already get rid of any poison you may have 🤣

hexed hemlock
#

makes me wonder what the fuck they use on their builds

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like why do you need to nerf -10000 poison 😭

low crown
#

is it worth?

green elbow
hexed hemlock
#

not the nulli poison meta

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😭

red sigil
toxic hull
odd junco
#

IM Trade Sheet:

Buy Low:

Quetzalcoatl
Warp
Fatal
Lament
Pure
Thrundacrack
Hero
Absolution
Nullification
Archangel

Sell High:

Gaia
Apocalypse
Freedom
Toxoplasmosis
Fantasia
Grimtrap
Galleon

odd junco
shut skiff
#

bro quetz lbender was already ass

odd junco
#

i believe it rhymes with

red sigil
#

the strange change

odd junco
#

schmarket schmanipulation

turbid shuttle
#

good morning guild community

odd junco
#

good morning birb!

sour sequoia
#

fuck i was gonna buy a toxco last night

#

surely prcies havent douvled yet

odd junco
turbid shuttle
#

nullification change in my honest opinion would be to make it harder to cancel poison since many poison items got an increase in their poison amount values

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not like anyone wants to build poison nulli but it's there for theming ok

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it doesn't make it any harder to roll or anything

eager gull
#

i rolled a green toxo a week ago

quiet lodge
#

i can't believe the IDs are shattering my dream of snailset nulli

turbid shuttle
#

your toxo overall isn't changing

odd junco
#

drop tm trade offers

eager gull
eager gull
turbid shuttle
#

but poison is getting a bugfix I wonder what that could be

eager gull
#

im happy because it is better now

turbid shuttle
#

I'm happy for u

odd junco
#

where is the salt road owner...

#

need to put up the salt road signal dawg

odd junco
#

nerfing it just to buff it (aka keeping it around the same)

turbid shuttle
#

uh I guess kinda

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it's basically a net 0 change anyway

eager gull
#

doom

odd junco
#

LOL

turbid shuttle
#

oh wait

#

ur talking about the other thing

sour sequoia
#

what's the bug fix

odd junco
#

im talking about both

turbid shuttle
#

buffing poison because it's criminally weak but fixing the bug because it's a bug

sour sequoia
#

did yhe bug cause it to do more dmg or less

sour sequoia
#

ohhhh

hexed hemlock
#

so it will still be dogshit

eager gull
#

not like poison was usable or anything 😭

hexed hemlock
#

🔥

turbid shuttle
# odd junco what was the poison bug

it is against the wynncraft terms of service and guidelines to spread information about abusable bugs as it undermines the integrity of the game ☝️ 🤓

#

the only poison bug that exists that massively increased dmg idk

eager gull
#

seems logical

odd junco
#

oh i thought it was just a bug with how it worked

frail niche
#

7x poison damage HACK

sour sequoia
#

????

odd junco
#

LMFAO

sour sequoia
#

??????????????????????????????????????????????????????

violet raptor
#

<@&268142859327242242>

sour sequoia
#

@turbid shuttle

#

HELP

violet raptor
#

lmao

sour sequoia
#

@dawn glade

odd junco
#

LMFAOOOOOOOO

sour sequoia
#

<@&268142859327242242>

#

HELP

odd junco
#

LMFAOOOOOOOO

#

HAHAHAHAHAHA

mild barn
#

Crazy

wintry leaf
#

WHAT THE FUCK

dawn glade
#

What the fuck

odd junco
#

bro was sending it like his life depended on it

dawn glade
hexed hemlock
#

what happened

sour sequoia
#

wumpus wave

sour sequoia
hexed hemlock
#

i closed my discord for 2 seconds

odd junco
hexed hemlock
odd junco
#

but in video form

hexed hemlock
#

again

wintry leaf
hexed hemlock
#

wtf

odd junco
#

and without the wave

hexed hemlock
sour sequoia
#

????????

wintry leaf
#

HES BACK

odd junco
#

L;MFDAOIO

#

HAHAHAHA

sour sequoia
wintry leaf
#

@dawn glade

sour sequoia
#

warp nerfs got to bro

#

</3

#

<@&268142859327242242>

violet raptor
#

these arent even new accounts

sour sequoia
#

THE JoRKER STRIKES BACK

wintry leaf
#

<@&268142859327242242>

violet raptor
#

someone hacked accounts to join this discord to send that

odd junco
#

i feel for the poor mod who has to pull up his phone in public to deal with ts

mild barn
#

Thats me

#

Well im not banning

dawn glade
#

That's me

mild barn
#

But my god

stiff folio
#

im so sorry ender

mild barn
#

I am NOT opening this at work

odd junco
#

janny work is hard...

hexed hemlock
#

bro i’m at the gym

bitter spear
#

lock the guild community to the deepest pit you can find

hexed hemlock
#

😭

odd junco
winter osprey
#

guild community is the containment chamber fr

odd junco
#

we making the sacrifices

eager gull
#

can i post it too

bitter spear
#

no

odd junco
#

that guy was HAMMERING IT

eager gull
#

that is so rude

eager gull
#

GOAT BOOTS

odd junco
#

we're so back with this change

turbid shuttle
#

what the freak

#

I left for 2 seconds

hexed hemlock
#

🔥 🔥

turbid shuttle
#

to do my lab

hexed hemlock
#

goated change

turbid shuttle
#

the opps snuck past me in a moment of weakness

violet raptor
#

do i really have to redo my shop items only class?

odd junco
turbid shuttle
#

inch resting

eager gull
#

that shit was way too fast

hexed hemlock
#

bro i opened that shit in public 😭

red sigil
obsidian pagoda
eager gull
obsidian pagoda
#

its alrl been said in ask ioms anyway

#

it wa s so silly 😔

sour sequoia
#

who wants to do ??? quest

eager gull
#

i got perma muted for something i didnt even know existed!

atomic glacier
eager gull
#

such a great staff team

atomic glacier
#

palette cleanser

acoustic karma
#

@bitter spear do you know if the etkw memes are allowed now

frail niche
acoustic karma
#

@frail niche hey wholesome

#

@wide shadow hey wholesome

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@keen isle hey wholesome

bitter spear
#

those memes are not allowed

acoustic karma
#

its just the convo of someone saying a bad thing

#

there is not even bad words on it

eager gull
frail niche
keen isle
acoustic karma
keen isle
#

i appreciate the kind words

tender lark
#

mark my words

bitter spear
#

apoc got nerfed

#

:)

tender lark
#

no it didnt

odd junco
#

trade based off the trade sheet bub

#

only way to make IM profits

tender lark
#

did i miss something

bitter spear
tender lark
#

thats a buff

#

its about a 10% base dps increase

odd junco
#

the numbers did infact go up

quiet merlin
#

the max fire dmg actually went down

tender lark
shut skiff
#

yeah but avg didnt

odd junco
#

max fire went down 20

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min went up 60

#

lol

#

higher averages here we come!!! 🤠

tender lark
#

YIPPIEE

#

i ❤️ APOC

odd junco
#

@tender lark my man on the inside tells me to buy Google stocks.

tender lark
#

he onto something

odd junco
#

invest in Nivlan Honey.

#

just a suspicion to sell all my farcor now.

tender lark
#

these furry CTs bro im crying 😭

odd junco
#

this is probably best change in this update

blissful bison
#

wazap gng

odd junco
#

hi zazaza!

blissful bison
tender lark
#

boy

blissful bison
#

Why fadadava turbo scared of me btw

#

I just want ask 1 quesin

tender ginkgo
#

this overturns all the shitty balances

odd junco
#

actually all the focus changes are genuinely peak

#

@tribal marten thank you bestie

#

or whoever did it

tribal marten
#

im still playing factions

sour sequoia
#

🔥

green elbow
#

they nerfed my favorite dagger galleon....

shut skiff
#

get it

#

because poision got upscale

#

i’m fucking hilarious

sour sequoia
light blaze
#

@tribal marten Hey

#

can you please nerf cata

#

And nerf guard

#

And statue needs 75% less hp

rotund lotus
#

+1

hollow temple
#

yeah genuinely why is it so tanky for no reqs for no reason lmao

obtuse phoenix
#

Nerf healing efficiency as well

#

Too much heal for only 1 stats

#

Why do I even need hp or water damage when I can stack healing efficiency

hollow temple
#

yeah seriously why do the other stats exist wheneveryone just maxes heal eff anyways with no regard for balance, we need a linear scale

quiet merlin
#

isnt the bigger issue that healing scales off of 3 seperate stats

#

and only one of them is capped effectively

#

just remove fluid healing

shut skiff
#

you wanna cap health?

shut skiff
quiet merlin
#

yea

#

thats the one that does

shut skiff
#

does healing eff not anymore?

warm lodge
#

why did they unpin the guild community stats

deep shale
#

lightbender nerf when?

sour sequoia
#

nooo

#

light bender buff

#

so snaking is easier

#

duo 11x4 cathedral harbour hq when

woeful ginkgo
#

first person to solo dry cath harbour gets the lutho dex pot I just used

warm lodge
#

K

sour sequoia
#

does mt wynn inn not have better stats than cathedral harbour

woeful ginkgo
#

nah

#

it's 27 ext

#

1 less than bloody trail

#

then iirc nwe has like 34

#

elkurn 31

rapid arch
tribal marten
light blaze
#

and shrieker

tribal marten
#

are u being fr

#

like

#

what’s the current war situation in terms of 0con and drysnipe

icy willow
#

Stay hydrated chat

shut skiff
tribal marten
#

ok well yea 😭

#

sorry tbf it was a shit question

shut skiff
#

you can 0 con most hqs on map without much consu needed

#

if that helps

tribal marten
#

yea

#

i mean that seems pretty similar to how it’s always been

rotund lotus
tribal marten
#

ok thanks

#

im afraid i may be washed 💔💔💔

light blaze
#

you dont know me

light blaze
#

Im full serious

#

nerf all that shit please

tribal marten
#

ok yes sir

viral lichen
rotund lotus
tribal marten
warm lodge
#

@light blaze Welcome to EDn sir!

rotund lotus
tribal marten
#

im sayin

#

idk warring just feels pointless

#

maybe it would be fun to intentionally antagonize the shit out of a guild but like

viral lichen
rotund lotus
viral lichen
obtuse phoenix
#

Does anyone wanna create a guild with and hold swamp?

#

SEQ is evil

shadow thorn
shut skiff
shut skiff
#

just like this yes